Things your body says 2

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  • Опубликовано: 4 сен 2024
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    This video is literally things your body says 2. There's a funny prequel to this so go watch that or else I'm going to firmly hold you by the niddick.

Комментарии • 843

  • @DeathnoteBB
    @DeathnoteBB 3 года назад +2952

    “Just keep me *fatigued,* why don’t you. >:(”

  • @Shamil11
    @Shamil11 3 года назад +4451

    Our body has grown a beard and a moustache since the last time

  • @annak.9483
    @annak.9483 3 года назад +1480

    "Just a little bit of serotonin... AND THEN I'LL GO FOR A WALK"
    Me during quarantine

    • @Yashael341
      @Yashael341 3 года назад +8

      I felt that whole bit. I used to have an entire morning routine built around building up enough serotonin to function in the outside world.

  • @Billybobalicious
    @Billybobalicious 3 года назад +2154

    Butt hair would be like the wierd dude that always shows up but is never invited or wanted.

    • @firstlast9846
      @firstlast9846 3 года назад +25

      *Its Malting Season*

    • @vverlaine
      @vverlaine 3 года назад +82

      Why does this feel personal

    • @StupiderWithAB
      @StupiderWithAB 3 года назад +2

      I feel stupider after watching this. But not as stupid as i feel after watching my videos.

    • @JonatasMonte
      @JonatasMonte 3 года назад +1

      And he will go where he's not supposed to and annoy you to kingdom come.

    • @victor_734
      @victor_734 3 года назад +9

      @Box Hobo how??

  • @ararepotato1420
    @ararepotato1420 3 года назад +1398

    Skin: "Hey guys here is a cool idea! What if we start to itch. Nothing special right? Wrong! It would be an itch like under the skin not to far so it doesn't feel like an itch, but just close enough to the surface so if feels like an itch. No matter how much we scratch, we will not get relief. Just itch worse!"

    • @KitKitsuneVixen
      @KitKitsuneVixen 3 года назад +66

      i tried to describe that as a child, no one understood wtf i was talking about

    • @alisacatherine1268
      @alisacatherine1268 3 года назад +28

      The untraceable itch 😦

    • @AK-jt7kh
      @AK-jt7kh 3 года назад +54

      The itch that keeps moving to other parts of your body every time you try to scratch it

    • @KingNedya
      @KingNedya 3 года назад +18

      I had no idea this was a thing, and am glad I apparently have never had to experience this.

    • @shiruvuiaanimak1485
      @shiruvuiaanimak1485 3 года назад +33

      What if me make the nipple itch when it's under the bra and you can't reach and you're in public!

  • @RosesSanctuary
    @RosesSanctuary 3 года назад +2046

    I didn't realize the blood wasn't blood and it scared me when he started spitting ketchup.

    • @user-dq1jl4pb9d
      @user-dq1jl4pb9d 3 года назад +215

      I just feel bad he had to experience that much ketchup in his mouth

    • @RosesSanctuary
      @RosesSanctuary 3 года назад +33

      @@user-dq1jl4pb9d Disgusting :/

    • @SirJoe-qk3un
      @SirJoe-qk3un 3 года назад +14

      1:34

    • @bambimonstahh
      @bambimonstahh 3 года назад +3

      Same x"D

    • @aquababy5
      @aquababy5 3 года назад +11

      I instantly knew it was fake and started laugh crying 🤣

  • @Daelyah
    @Daelyah 3 года назад +291

    "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO PEAK IN HIGH SCHOOL, SALLY!"
    OOF 😂

  • @AlexandraAnele
    @AlexandraAnele 3 года назад +4300

    All the people who say "he's finally lost it" as if you were ever sane. I've said it once, I'll say it again. MIHOYMUNOYY. Doomp doomp dooompah doomp,

    • @tuathetuatara4195
      @tuathetuatara4195 3 года назад +114

      beautiful words

    • @markthemalevolent8235
      @markthemalevolent8235 3 года назад +83

      OyFuM

    • @shoyolooksjustlikeadream
      @shoyolooksjustlikeadream 3 года назад +56

      what an oyfum moment

    • @hel2727
      @hel2727 3 года назад +19

      oyfum glujrb jhgng

    • @faiafurai
      @faiafurai 3 года назад +30

      HI ALEXANDRAAAAAAA YOUR VIDEOS ARE THE BEST BITCH♥️💀 But your beautiful words that have been said about this individus man, are true.💀

  • @firstlast9846
    @firstlast9846 3 года назад +588

    *Scabs* are more irritating when they rub against something and half the scab rubs off on the surface you brushed against - - then you start bleeding for a solid 5 mins

    • @iveyleaf
      @iveyleaf 3 года назад +21

      F-five minutes....are you okay?

    • @whytho8856
      @whytho8856 3 года назад +5

      uhhhh you should get that checked out

    • @firstlast9846
      @firstlast9846 3 года назад +4

      @@iveyleaf nah just blood keeps pooling up for around that time

    • @KingNedya
      @KingNedya 3 года назад +2

      I don't know, I've never had that happen before. Then again, that could just be because generally pick them off before they could rub against anything.

    • @bmoars
      @bmoars 3 года назад +1

      Ick!

  • @Max.of.Swampia
    @Max.of.Swampia 3 года назад +334

    As someone who has a body, I can confirm, all my body parts talk like this every day. Thank you for spreading awareness

  • @space6166
    @space6166 3 года назад +1365

    I think he's officially gone insane

    • @jordythegoat_-2624
      @jordythegoat_-2624 3 года назад +61

      You think he was ever sane?

    • @space6166
      @space6166 3 года назад +25

      @@jordythegoat_-2624 Fair enough.

    • @franelleck3799
      @franelleck3799 3 года назад +5

      But I love it so much...

    • @olorinmagus4479
      @olorinmagus4479 3 года назад +5

      @@jordythegoat_-2624 I'm just curious to see when he goes so loopy he somehow comes back to sounding sane again

    • @trainradioable
      @trainradioable 3 года назад +1

      After Wednesday it's understandable.

  • @adrianpavlacic906
    @adrianpavlacic906 3 года назад +568

    This is absolute gold. The ammount of creativity is insane. Or rather mental problems? Not sure anymore

  • @sorexlozen8968
    @sorexlozen8968 3 года назад +269

    Armpit is me everyday laughing at my own jokes and getting tired of it and then Niddick is me 20 minutes later making the same joke.

    • @Daelyah
      @Daelyah 3 года назад

      69th like, AYYYYYYYE! 👈😎👈

  • @JohnSmith-yf5bk
    @JohnSmith-yf5bk 3 года назад +606

    He needs to choose already between socially awkward young guy and Kmart Jack Sparrow

    • @luminoustorus548
      @luminoustorus548 3 года назад +32

      Brain cell too: Socially Kmart Awkward Jack Young Sparrow Guy

    • @freerealestate9637
      @freerealestate9637 3 года назад +6

      Omg I forgot k-mart is a thing in America I’m English and I thought you guys just couldn’t spell smart

    • @persephonehades7547
      @persephonehades7547 3 года назад +5

      @@freerealestate9637 To be fair, I as an American forgot Kmart was a thing.

    • @amirulamani1487
      @amirulamani1487 3 года назад

      @@freerealestate9637 what the fridge stick is a Kmart, how many more (insert alphabet here)Mart there is in America

    • @freerealestate9637
      @freerealestate9637 3 года назад +1

      @@amirulamani1487 I’m not entirely sure, I think they are just like corner shops

  • @Jackieyeet1
    @Jackieyeet1 3 года назад +92

    The fact that i actually understood the whole conversation between the brain cells

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  3 года назад +30

      I feel like they were on to something tho 🚙

    • @Jackieyeet1
      @Jackieyeet1 3 года назад +2

      @@Graenolf how did I not see this reply 🤦🏼‍♀ yes they most likely were onto something lol

    • @jordanjones5575
      @jordanjones5575 3 года назад +1

      Deadass only went through the comments to find some indication that I wasn't the only one completely lost during the braincells conversation 😅 x'splain please??

    • @Jackieyeet1
      @Jackieyeet1 3 года назад +3

      @@jordanjones5575 they were basically explaining that one of the tires had popped, so they passed the other 3 to make it even

    • @jordanjones5575
      @jordanjones5575 3 года назад +2

      @@Jackieyeet1
      Wow, I definitely overcomplicated that 😂 For some reason, I didn't think "they" were talking about actual tires

  • @user-hg9id1qo8b
    @user-hg9id1qo8b 3 года назад +982

    this is what lockdown actually does to people

    • @canadiandee6342
      @canadiandee6342 3 года назад +13

      You haven’t been on this channel for long, have you 😂

    • @user-hg9id1qo8b
      @user-hg9id1qo8b 3 года назад +13

      @@canadiandee6342 actually ive watched since the skyrim days but its funny just seeing the steady decline into madness, everyone memed it until it actually happened lol

    • @canadiandee6342
      @canadiandee6342 3 года назад +1

      @@user-hg9id1qo8b 😁😂

  • @thepolitegamer1966
    @thepolitegamer1966 3 года назад +444

    Brain during something which requires thinking: “Uh oh I actually need to do something. Oh I know! I’ll just put it on autopilot.”
    Brain during sleep: “CODE RED! CODE RED! GET THOSE ENGINES RUNNING!”

  • @Damsel_In_Distress_528
    @Damsel_In_Distress_528 3 года назад +444

    Yes, "nid" is definitely the funny part of "Niddick."

  • @skyaboveme1
    @skyaboveme1 3 года назад +123

    I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!! And my therapist says the voices are "not real"

  • @yamihatarou7850
    @yamihatarou7850 3 года назад +66

    Inside Out but this guy plays all the characters

  • @firstlast9846
    @firstlast9846 3 года назад +166

    ***Wakes Up***
    Right Side of Brain: *Fuck You Sad for we just woke up* ?
    Left Side of Brain: *Idk man - - Let me Play some Kid Cudi before feeling Better before IMMEDIATELY forgetting what made me feel better and abruptly go back to being sad - - and let’s keep that cycle going for...... the rest of the day* ?

    • @therisingsun888
      @therisingsun888 3 года назад

      Oh dear God, don't call me out like that

  • @milliblom2237
    @milliblom2237 3 года назад +161

    The foot jokes are strong here

  • @ers4
    @ers4 3 года назад +58

    Thanks for reminding me to moisturize my elbows

    • @katgenn-winkler1754
      @katgenn-winkler1754 3 года назад +1

      Lol. My elbows have been so dry this week I think they might need medical attention. 😂

  • @mr.snippy
    @mr.snippy 3 года назад +198

    A tuna sandwich is NOT what I thought the esophagus was talking about but ok lol.

    • @sixkicksfightertricks949
      @sixkicksfightertricks949 3 года назад +32

      Peanut butter would've made much more sense. But still gold.

    • @PhoenixBinx
      @PhoenixBinx 3 года назад +16

      Or a tiny piece of carrot.

    • @mr.snippy
      @mr.snippy 3 года назад +58

      Awww y'all are good kids lol.

    • @lazette6721
      @lazette6721 3 года назад +14

      ...Oh god

    • @simgirl118
      @simgirl118 3 года назад +24

      A dry pill is what I thought

  • @DerrisDerrison
    @DerrisDerrison 3 года назад +126

    The long anticipated sequel 💜

  • @ehidunno9737
    @ehidunno9737 3 года назад +51

    I was today years old when I found out I can speak fluent Braincell

  • @SignsOfSocietySOS
    @SignsOfSocietySOS 3 года назад +33

    This makes me feel like I have little friends all around, don't make me feel that false security

    • @climbtheladder9440
      @climbtheladder9440 3 года назад +4

      You really do! You are a whole planet of organisms and organized, specialized cultures of cells.

  • @jccipher5976
    @jccipher5976 3 года назад +68

    The Feet had me

  • @Johnskichops
    @Johnskichops 3 года назад +14

    "Wanna go play in the sun?" Said the mole. Low key hilarious

  • @DerrisDerrison
    @DerrisDerrison 3 года назад +75

    The two Brain cells sound just like Idubbzzz as Luigi

  • @neph6098
    @neph6098 3 года назад +41

    The brain cells talk was too good! XD
    Thx a lot for this, I was having a bad day, just made it much better.

  • @elegathor4251
    @elegathor4251 3 года назад +38

    Quarantined Graenolf content just keeps on giving.

  • @TheKatarinaGiselle
    @TheKatarinaGiselle 3 года назад +15

    This is pure talent. Your creativity is endlessly entertaining!!

  • @Sthuthukile
    @Sthuthukile 3 года назад +21

    I'd like to spend a full hour in Graenolf's mind, but NOT a minute longer

  • @Bigreek100
    @Bigreek100 3 года назад +12

    The brain cells were hilarious. Can we just do skits with them😂

  • @lorisava
    @lorisava 3 года назад +21

    he is reminding me of Jack Sparrow in the Davy Jones World. Love it

  • @TheKitSnake
    @TheKitSnake 3 года назад +2

    This popped up at random for me. I didn't think much, but I needed something because it's one of those days where you feel down and don't want to laugh or do anything.
    So, I was holding it in and struggling until that diabETus hit. Ooowee! Then the fucking brain cells. Bruh. Subscribed, loved introverts, zodiac, plants, and so on. Been on a binge.
    Lifted my day. Thank you.

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  3 года назад +1

      Thanks for the wholesome comment brotha

  • @UCeagle79
    @UCeagle79 3 года назад +9

    Some of these were a little to real... some of these were some of the funniest lines ive ever heard... and on top of that it was a lesson on the human body and major parts... this man can do it all.

  • @taiken9534
    @taiken9534 3 года назад +11

    The two braincells sound like extremely drunk Jack Sparrow

  • @KOS_Krafts
    @KOS_Krafts 3 года назад +6

    Uterus: hey are you having a good time with ur friends?
    Brain: ya... y?
    Uterus ight ima make you feel like someone is slowly twisting a knife into ur stomach

  • @kanejohnson9913
    @kanejohnson9913 3 года назад +13

    I love your videos so much, they're a certain kind of weird I can't get anywhere else. I've watched like 30 of them in a week.

  • @keraizee
    @keraizee 3 года назад +2

    for the past years, i am so pleased that you've revealed yourself to society. my pancreas cherished the exposure. premeditated, my fam beat & battered mine, then gifted it to me with diabeetus already installed. i want to comment every time but i never do. you touch a part of my soul with every video so thank you, man.

  • @PinkSweets87
    @PinkSweets87 2 года назад +1

    It’s ALL so True!!!!
    The Gums, Armpit, Eyelash, Brain Cells, and Finger Tips! Completely Relatable!!!!

  • @cameronmalkoske8461
    @cameronmalkoske8461 3 года назад +6

    The best biology lesson I’ve ever been in. Thanks Graenolf, now I can ace my test

  • @1avery
    @1avery 3 года назад +33

    Me: sees Chin **disturbed**
    Also me: so that's why...makes sense

  • @THEAZRANLEGACY
    @THEAZRANLEGACY 3 года назад +28

    me about to watch the video: :D
    description: STOP! ONLY WATCH THIS IF YOU HAVE A BODY!
    me: :'(

    • @bucket.of.b0nes
      @bucket.of.b0nes 3 года назад +1

      I do have one but I suffer from a disease called xx chromosomes
      :')

  • @walmartpimp2
    @walmartpimp2 2 года назад +1

    Brain: "This guy is really stressed out, I know, I'll make his head hurt, and that will help him manage his stress"

  • @Ashmaryarose
    @Ashmaryarose 3 года назад +2

    “And rips me off” 😂 that sound bite can be applied to so many alternative life situations

  • @liahamilton8931
    @liahamilton8931 3 года назад +9

    My body doesn’t communicate it just does stuff and it’s really affecting our relationship

  • @Graenolf
    @Graenolf  3 года назад +1

    Subscribe to me and watch all of my content religiously or else I'm going to grab you firmly by the niddick.

  • @mayapapaya1915
    @mayapapaya1915 3 года назад +30

    i smiled because of what he wrote at the end…
    *omg i need help*

    • @jordanjones5575
      @jordanjones5575 3 года назад +1

      Didn't even read it until I read this comment and I've watched this video thrice 😂

  • @TommyV-zk7zp
    @TommyV-zk7zp 3 года назад +9

    Graenolf officially looking like Shakespeare

  • @JRX988
    @JRX988 3 года назад +18

    OMG THE FEET ONE AHHHHHHH 😭😂

  • @Lushbug
    @Lushbug 3 года назад +3

    Graenolf's channel Is like an
    "I looked away for five seconds"
    Moment.

  • @Drawble
    @Drawble 3 года назад +8

    Oof that brain and body one hits hard, so accurate

  • @TynieTyner
    @TynieTyner 3 года назад +5

    That conversation between the brain and the body-

  • @marysue3164
    @marysue3164 3 года назад

    "Waddaya talkin about? Freckly things?" Hahahaha

  • @BLUEFIREandCOPPER
    @BLUEFIREandCOPPER 3 года назад +1

    Can't handle the facial hair and shaggy look..but I'll keep watching because he's Brilliant. Or Crazy Move from LA please.

  • @subzeroelectronics3022
    @subzeroelectronics3022 3 года назад +2

    Something about “myihoiminoiy” didn’t phase me at first, but then I replayed it and died laughing

  • @tonimurls533
    @tonimurls533 3 года назад +1

    That's exactly how my brain cells act whenever I am asked something important.

  • @peachminx
    @peachminx 3 года назад +1

    Body / brain is hilarious, I rarely laugh out loud but now did 😂
    Haven’t watched you for a couple of years, you improved so much!

  • @DiffeRantJeff
    @DiffeRantJeff 3 года назад +1

    Love the silly kid laughter. Keep crushing it!

  • @beckybeckyB
    @beckybeckyB 3 года назад +1

    That parting message at the end really give the video a nice pizzazz

  • @erenyeager3829
    @erenyeager3829 3 года назад +1

    That Pancreas one is too accurate lmao 🤣

  • @dragolectron9351
    @dragolectron9351 3 года назад +1

    Braincell 1: (did something stupid)
    Braincell 2: Ooh.. Smarf!
    ( *Proceeds to copy the other braincell's actions* )

  • @ProbablyAEuropean
    @ProbablyAEuropean 3 года назад +7

    This mans still underrated

  • @blinkanddie3397
    @blinkanddie3397 3 года назад +1

    Ah man. I fucking love this guy

  • @glamourghost7523
    @glamourghost7523 2 года назад +1

    The brain cells had me wheezing!

  • @Bnl20011
    @Bnl20011 3 года назад +6

    3:40 I feel personally attacked (my names Brett)

    • @brettgt40
      @brettgt40 3 года назад

      How do you think I feel

    • @brettamine
      @brettamine 3 года назад +1

      Same bro lel

  • @makaylasuchenstein3530
    @makaylasuchenstein3530 3 года назад +3

    3:09
    Omg, he looks like Johnny Depp here!

  • @supertron6039
    @supertron6039 2 года назад +1

    The elbow one made me feel like I should be thrown into prison for assault.

  • @saarasippola3542
    @saarasippola3542 3 года назад +2

    1:38 made me cry from pure shock

  • @estrefarn2431
    @estrefarn2431 3 года назад +1

    When gums spit blood I laught hystarically! So acurate yet so unexpecting

  • @astr4ll141
    @astr4ll141 3 года назад

    No one gonna talk about how clever that mole joke was? Not only is a mole somewhat similar to freckles, but also mole can be used as a term for someone who is trying to pretend they are like the rest of the group. God damn man

  • @thewhitesabre8648
    @thewhitesabre8648 3 года назад +8

    He looks like he's part of a old people band

    • @luminoustorus548
      @luminoustorus548 3 года назад +1

      I have no reference for this but could still see it so perfectly

  • @ITI-xi5zx
    @ITI-xi5zx 3 года назад +1

    the gums was hilarious

  • @themadgamer1217
    @themadgamer1217 3 года назад +7

    *spits out dinner* Jesus, Gums, not while I’m eating.

  • @teosegasumic3850
    @teosegasumic3850 3 года назад +3

    I LITERALLY CANNOT GET OVER THE BRAINCELL BIT

  • @justsaying7979
    @justsaying7979 3 года назад

    Thought I was having having a stroke at the brain cell bit... Well done man.

  • @picknbeansmamma
    @picknbeansmamma 3 года назад

    "Stop! Only watch this if you have a body.", "Not some f----n game dude..not some f----n game.", "Ya weren't supposed to peek in high school Sally!" 😂😂 *The chin!! 🤣 "That's why I look like this..."* , "Nid 😂🤣...nid 😂🤣...", "Me-hoy-me-noy!"

  • @Pitoski
    @Pitoski 3 года назад +7

    Oh god oh god oyfum

  • @ghostysnakier
    @ghostysnakier 3 года назад

    ok but like seriously when you're trying to fall asleep or when you're just not rlly thinking and your braincells have like mini crazy convos in the back of your mind it's pretty disorienting lmao

  • @rahul_negi
    @rahul_negi 3 года назад

    Hahah that Armpit one was really funny and TRUE...

  • @SorchaRattigan
    @SorchaRattigan 3 года назад +2

    “You need to stimulate me first before I release it”. Am I the only one who Giggidy’d?

  • @lolacullen121212
    @lolacullen121212 3 года назад +1

    So freaking creative and well done

  • @jovanaavramovic2485
    @jovanaavramovic2485 3 года назад +1

    mole: hmmm dunno... might become a tumor today 💅

  • @frozenmilk.mp4202
    @frozenmilk.mp4202 3 года назад +1

    the singular braincells bit is totally crankgameplays

  • @lydiawolfe11
    @lydiawolfe11 3 года назад +1

    Love his humor. Also, did not know niddick meant nape of the neck, thank you(^.^)

  • @trtotally
    @trtotally 3 года назад +3

    I need to moisturize my elbow after watching this.

  • @jannestiemes4328
    @jannestiemes4328 3 года назад +5

    Brain cell too sounds like a german baby and one just sounds swedish

  • @hawkgirl9984
    @hawkgirl9984 2 года назад

    This video is a work of freaking art.

  • @redbitch3362
    @redbitch3362 3 года назад +3

    I died in the gum part🤣 1:35

  • @clementine5053
    @clementine5053 3 года назад +2

    Why is he so cute in this tho lol

  • @impossible9690
    @impossible9690 3 года назад +2

    at this point i could understand what the braincells were saying

  • @shailpacholi9080
    @shailpacholi9080 3 года назад

    Rewatching this just for that conversation between two brain cells...HA! Hilarious!

  • @autumnlindseyart
    @autumnlindseyart 3 года назад

    When you were talking about the mole, my mind went to that scene from Austin Powers where he's going "mole.... m-mooole.... MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY!" 😆

  • @TheXavia666
    @TheXavia666 3 года назад +1

    Just here for my regular dose of random. Was not disappointed.

  • @ameliavachon1939
    @ameliavachon1939 3 года назад

    every few months this man comes back into my life and i’m not mad about it

  • @henotic.essence
    @henotic.essence 3 года назад

    I like how the VERY beginning of the video calls me out as I'm picking a scab. Damnit. 😭 another amazing video dude. You just keep getting better and better! I was laughing all the way through!!

  • @X.oZ13
    @X.oZ13 3 года назад +1

    The braincell part is so accurate