Confronting God about your bad genetics

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    This video features the interesting encounter of confronting God about your bad genetics. Mhm.

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  • @Graenolf
    @Graenolf  4 года назад +5075

    Thanks for watching! Share this with your friends and follow me @Graenolf if you've been done dirty.

    • @sunfloweroil6139
      @sunfloweroil6139 4 года назад +20

      Graenolf thanks for making this video

    • @kylebaginski2456
      @kylebaginski2456 4 года назад +6

      Poopy

    • @anapprentice2089
      @anapprentice2089 4 года назад +9

      Nice👌

    • @supershasha
      @supershasha 4 года назад +7

      Great work, once again! I love seeing your stuff 😊

    • @Niman44
      @Niman44 4 года назад +5

      I actually thought you forgot to add the punchline there for a second at the end lol

  • @thethomz1
    @thethomz1 4 года назад +20323

    "God created man in his image."
    Yes, mostly when you use the same actor.

    • @dandyguyinspace
      @dandyguyinspace 4 года назад +492

      Bro what if god looks like everyone at the same time

    • @thethomz1
      @thethomz1 4 года назад +77

      @@dandyguyinspace bro I may have a video for you then:
      ruclips.net/video/h6fcK_fRYaI/видео.html

    • @drunkdogwithagun468
      @drunkdogwithagun468 4 года назад +13

      I was the 1k like X3c

    • @kimberlywealthmeonadamagna1065
      @kimberlywealthmeonadamagna1065 4 года назад +2

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NICE

    • @reaverkai
      @reaverkai 4 года назад +3

      I was waiting for that pun

  • @Yemeno45
    @Yemeno45 4 года назад +18674

    this was not a skit, dude's giving himself therapy on camera

    • @ToxicFruitSnack
      @ToxicFruitSnack 4 года назад +77

      Bermuda Inc fr

    • @micalobia1515
      @micalobia1515 4 года назад +76

      Marv? Is that you? What happened to you? What do you mean you call yourself "Groovy" now?

    • @Yemeno45
      @Yemeno45 4 года назад +22

      @@micalobia1515 who me?

    • @micalobia1515
      @micalobia1515 4 года назад +20

      @@Yemeno45 Considering your icon, I would hope so

    • @LuciferMorningstar-ju3bw
      @LuciferMorningstar-ju3bw 4 года назад +20

      -p despacito

  • @aika-reimr
    @aika-reimr 4 года назад +6965

    Took me 22 seconds in to realize he said "Oh, My Me!" because he's God.
    I hate myself

  • @picknbeansmamma
    @picknbeansmamma 4 года назад +4780

    "You can walk here..?", "..yeah", "I need to fix that."

    • @sisspamzalot9562
      @sisspamzalot9562 4 года назад +30

      picknbeansmamma I screeched 😂😂

    • @MerkhVision
      @MerkhVision 4 года назад +58

      Yeah were gonna see that in the next update’s patch notes lmao

    • @austinpayne9996
      @austinpayne9996 4 года назад +4

      There’s a stairway leading to a door

    • @keddy7861
      @keddy7861 4 года назад +2

      Like a staff on some server

    • @FlareDrafox
      @FlareDrafox 4 года назад +1

      You just walk up. 🙃

  • @salehjalhadhrami
    @salehjalhadhrami 4 года назад +5364

    “I’m here to complain about me”
    *Proceeds to theorise about people without stomachs for a whole minute*
    This is me with tangents during conversations

    • @ddmagnetman
      @ddmagnetman 4 года назад +32

      Dude, same. This was perfect!

    • @Mikaelamofu
      @Mikaelamofu 4 года назад

      SalehJS me

    • @dracovoid2001
      @dracovoid2001 4 года назад +6

      You survive without one you intestines will become a makeshift stomach

    • @nuttymuffin2574
      @nuttymuffin2574 4 года назад

      My grandma doesn’t have a stomach

  • @AnAwkwardBlue
    @AnAwkwardBlue 4 года назад +12248

    “What about mental illness?”
    “That’s what makes you creative!”
    Can’t believe I’m about to throw hands at God

    • @q.l.1363
      @q.l.1363 4 года назад +178

      AnAwkwardBlue
      I mean was God wrong though 🤭😳🤔

    • @buddhapilled1993
      @buddhapilled1993 4 года назад +264

      Q.L. Yes, very

    • @Rory2467
      @Rory2467 4 года назад +191

      @@q.l.1363 very much so, im not creative at all

    • @coolhunterakacoolest7899
      @coolhunterakacoolest7899 4 года назад +25

      Daaw-eed

    • @336xangelx
      @336xangelx 4 года назад +70

      God better HOPE I don't get into heaven!

  • @giannalarocco4026
    @giannalarocco4026 4 года назад +11980

    he has better conversations with himself than i do with anyone 😭

  • @BryceEdwardBrown
    @BryceEdwardBrown 4 года назад +1807

    Graenolf is the sweet potato bouncing against my heart

    • @nabi7701
      @nabi7701 4 года назад +53

      You may need to get that checked by a doctor. It can't be healthy to have a person bouncing inside you

    • @neonviking8447
      @neonviking8447 4 года назад +50

      @@nabi7701 How do you think you were made?

    • @bri5033
      @bri5033 4 года назад +9

      @sub lucid
      They mean like how babies live inside their mothers until they're born, not the other... thing... lol

    • @Isemij
      @Isemij 4 года назад +3

      Let’s put it like this
      “You may need to get that checked by a doctor. It can’t be healthy if you have a person bouncing against your heart”

  • @oakstar519
    @oakstar519 4 года назад +4027

    "Don't look at anyone in the face. They might look at youuuu."
    okay but autism mood right there

  • @diego7ara
    @diego7ara 4 года назад +6602

    Graenolf: Confronts god on his genetics
    God: *Looks exactly like graenolf with long white hair*

    • @anything4660
      @anything4660 4 года назад +86

      Honestly grea looks good with a long hair not gonna lie

    • @RoboThot711
      @RoboThot711 4 года назад +70

      Made in His image indeed 😍

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  4 года назад +430

      I don’t know what you’re talking about.

    • @marlymcfly1991
      @marlymcfly1991 4 года назад +76

      @@Graenolf It's Graenolf the White

    • @nickrffpatellis852
      @nickrffpatellis852 4 года назад +10

      Don't be stupid.
      God IS graenolf

  • @seb5542
    @seb5542 4 года назад +6753

    Not my problem anymore.

  • @goldenknight1756
    @goldenknight1756 4 года назад +2958

    *”The things you don’t like about yourself are just one part of what makes you different what makes you unique If you learn to embrace them they can be a strength and not a weakness”* this is honestly a great quote 🥺

    • @nightfighter7452
      @nightfighter7452 4 года назад +114

      My depression makes me so strong😤

    • @kingmaoh5566
      @kingmaoh5566 4 года назад +10

      @@nightfighter7452 Lol mines too

    • @bubblysky5904
      @bubblysky5904 4 года назад +97

      My micropenis is a great strength

    • @skylimitua
      @skylimitua 4 года назад +58

      I'm ugly as fuck and I say it proudly! Wait, that doesn't work for some reason

    • @adamfighter358
      @adamfighter358 4 года назад +16

      My smoll pp energy is rising 😤

  • @headquad5744
    @headquad5744 4 года назад +2307

    Alternative title : *Graenolf roasting himself for straight 5 minutes*

  • @that_one_doggo8391
    @that_one_doggo8391 4 года назад +951

    Pfft, afraid of death? That’s the easy part. I’m afraid of living.

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  4 года назад +339

      ope-
      Yea but WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT YOU you so cute 🥳

    • @that_one_doggo8391
      @that_one_doggo8391 4 года назад +70

      Life is pain
      (I sent you this on your Instagram but it's more likely you'll see it here so at the risk of breaking my angsty teenager persona here goes: Nobody really knows what happens when you die. When people don't know things it becomes scary. A spider on the wall isn't too scary but when you look away and it's gone... that's terrifying. I know death is scary, but there's nothing you can do right now to change what will happen. Take a breath and try and keep yourself grounded, all you can do right now is try and live your best life.)
      (Also, woah you responded and called me cute)

    • @user-zu7ok1mm1j
      @user-zu7ok1mm1j 3 года назад +18

      @@that_one_doggo8391 hey, you going? Mind taking me with you?

    • @enwe6487
      @enwe6487 3 года назад +18

      @@Graenolf that comment made me really happy and giggly for some reason, although it wasn’t aimed at me 😅❤️

    • @LuneWatcher
      @LuneWatcher 3 года назад +18

      Dying is easy young man, living is harder.

  • @fruity_sauce
    @fruity_sauce 4 года назад +3519

    "OH MY ME"
    - Graenolf 2019

  • @beardlessdragon
    @beardlessdragon 4 года назад +1281

    I hate when sweet potato bounces against my heart

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  4 года назад +248

      surprised doctors aren’t talking about this more tbh

    • @jigishakumar6130
      @jigishakumar6130 4 года назад +18

      @@Graenolf actually there are ppl with no stomachs,they get it removed if the stomach cancer gets baddd

    • @RealCanadianGoose
      @RealCanadianGoose 4 года назад

      @@jigishakumar6130 what? No they just get the cancer spot removed

    • @mauricethegecko9700
      @mauricethegecko9700 4 года назад

      Where have I seen you before...

  • @mrtime1802
    @mrtime1802 4 года назад +2336

    Imagine he has a split personality disorder and one of those personality is a RUclipsr(Graenolf) left a sticky note to the other personalities to video themselves and interact with each other using only a camera.

    • @michelletran2637
      @michelletran2637 4 года назад +82

      he liked your comment.....WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!??!

    • @mrtime1802
      @mrtime1802 4 года назад +61

      @@michelletran2637 Either there's so many personality in one mind, that this personality was 4 months "asleep" and barley checking the channel on what did it missed for the past 4 months then saw this comment and gave a heart cause is true.
      Or one of the personality was being generous.

    • @Sam-tx4jz
      @Sam-tx4jz 4 года назад +13

      @@mrtime1802 d e e p

    • @pzz6367
      @pzz6367 4 года назад +49

      @@mrtime1802 *dissociative identity disorder

    • @ada.3880
      @ada.3880 4 года назад +17

      Well, let's not assume, right? Could just be a creative comment that he liked

  • @HKT-4300
    @HKT-4300 4 года назад +3799

    "Bring up some of lucifer's girls"
    oh my you

  • @weevil451
    @weevil451 4 года назад +1972

    “Oh my me!” 😂😂

    • @rinisdovah
      @rinisdovah 4 года назад +3

      Weevil 666 likes

    • @weevil451
      @weevil451 4 года назад +3

      Kitsune Otaku wicked!

    • @kevinpraudi6324
      @kevinpraudi6324 4 года назад +6

      "Oh my self" would've sounds better i guess. idk

    • @Zaws21
      @Zaws21 4 года назад

      I've lost everything in that part

    • @an0rangutan
      @an0rangutan 4 года назад

      Reminds me of DBZ Abridged when Kami says it, heheh

  • @thisisnotmyrealname6990
    @thisisnotmyrealname6990 4 года назад +186

    That speech god gave actually did make me realize how much good there actually is in my life so thank you for this skit graenolf

    • @MrCmon113
      @MrCmon113 3 года назад +4

      God created cancer to make you feel better about yourself.

    • @thisisnotmyrealname6990
      @thisisnotmyrealname6990 3 года назад +11

      @@MrCmon113 God gave you cancer so you would stop antagonizing people on the internet

    • @adrientaylor460
      @adrientaylor460 3 года назад +2

      @@thisisnotmyrealname6990 god gave u big brain to stop other people antagonizing other people including you on the internet using cancer

    • @thisisnotmyrealname6990
      @thisisnotmyrealname6990 3 года назад +3

      @@adrientaylor460 that’s nice

  • @Scared1876
    @Scared1876 4 года назад +4073

    When are you going to do a face reveal?

  • @weirdscenechick676
    @weirdscenechick676 4 года назад +1645

    "If someone ever hurt my cat, I'd go straight to molag bal-"

    • @Caerulean
      @Caerulean 4 года назад +36

      That's actually a brilliant idea~ Daedric Prince skits!

    • @weirdscenechick676
      @weirdscenechick676 4 года назад

      @Kyle Janson he said that in a top 5

    • @Razgar_Voxel
      @Razgar_Voxel 4 года назад +1

      Nah I’ll just send them to be with Sithis!

    • @detectiveben1096
      @detectiveben1096 4 года назад

      @@Razgar_Voxel Hail, Sithis!

    • @HickoryDickory86
      @HickoryDickory86 4 года назад +1

      Chances are quite high that Molag Bal would be the one hurting your cat.

  • @rimiy
    @rimiy 3 года назад +1019

    all jokes aside, i hope he realises that he's cute as hell.

    • @702d02
      @702d02 3 года назад +26

      @@leoFive789 i’m a man and you’re wrong

    • @homosapien5684
      @homosapien5684 3 года назад +5

      Ikr!!

    • @paracame8162
      @paracame8162 3 года назад +8

      @@leoFive789 speak for yourself

    • @DemonicEngineer
      @DemonicEngineer 3 года назад +5

      I agree completly

    • @DemonicEngineer
      @DemonicEngineer 3 года назад +19

      @@leoFive789 I've been called cute. It made me smile for the entire day~

  • @khajiithaswaresifyouhaveco8342
    @khajiithaswaresifyouhaveco8342 4 года назад +1578

    "It looks like I'm always about to start balding!"
    *Speech 100*

  • @AlexandraAnele
    @AlexandraAnele 4 года назад +124

    I never know what he's WRITING

  • @beachnachos
    @beachnachos 4 года назад +789

    If God created us in his image, and people used to be really short, does that mean that I’m taller than God?

    • @kingmaoh5566
      @kingmaoh5566 4 года назад +11

      Lol

    • @matikashu6033
      @matikashu6033 4 года назад +18

      This comment is golden.

    • @issskawaii_kee8463
      @issskawaii_kee8463 4 года назад +26

      God is not even a human..😂😂

    • @bb8219
      @bb8219 4 года назад +6

      Jesus was very tall

    • @jizou1581
      @jizou1581 4 года назад +10

      B B what are you on about lol. He was less than 5 foot

  • @keithbray9416
    @keithbray9416 4 года назад +5481

    What bad genetics, you're hot as all hell

  • @sil3ntang3l53
    @sil3ntang3l53 4 года назад +3930

    "My stomach is so sensitive!"
    "Well tell that to the people who *don't have a stomach"*
    "...How would they even live...?"
    *cough* All Might *cough cough*

    • @lilymayhead4528
      @lilymayhead4528 4 года назад +11

      Sil3ntAng3l 😂😂😂😂

    • @coastalorange5457
      @coastalorange5457 4 года назад +89

      Wasn't it his lungs that got fucked? Cuz he said "Respiratory organs".

    • @punkdennyz
      @punkdennyz 4 года назад +6

      XD

    • @sil3ntang3l53
      @sil3ntang3l53 4 года назад +51

      @@coastalorange5457 I dont think so, I remember in one of the earliest epsiodes of the MHA show that All Might said he lost his entire stomach due to the fight, not to mention his wound is shown in the side of his lower torso, where his stomach should be, or around that area at least.
      Edit: You may be right tho im pretty sure he did say he lost about half of his respiratory system (or more i dont remember) but like i said, i also remember hearing him say he lost his whole stomach, he probably just lost both half of the respiratory system and his stomach.

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 4 года назад +15

      @@sil3ntang3l53 Yeah he lost a lot. Mainly his entire stomach and most of his breathing bits.

  • @ittybittyrampagingcommittee
    @ittybittyrampagingcommittee 4 года назад +590

    Graenolf: *starts calling out "Lincoln"*
    Me, named Lincoln: Yes.

    • @chachachaj
      @chachachaj 4 года назад +6

      hi lincoln!!!!!

    • @ittybittyrampagingcommittee
      @ittybittyrampagingcommittee 4 года назад +11

      @@chachachaj For a hot min I thought someone irl found my youtube channel and I panicked...

    • @chachachaj
      @chachachaj 4 года назад

      @@ittybittyrampagingcommittee jfhhahdba lol

    • @chachachaj
      @chachachaj 4 года назад +1

      @@ittybittyrampagingcommittee i like your name btw its cute ok peace out

    • @SecurityGG
      @SecurityGG 4 года назад

      Trouble

  • @aisha-be8sq
    @aisha-be8sq 4 года назад +658

    "İt makes you creative!" He's not half wrong. My best work is done right after a panic attack.

    • @q.l.1363
      @q.l.1363 4 года назад +15

      aisha sahin that’s what I was saying. Creative writing and art just pours out

    • @user77797
      @user77797 4 года назад +20

      yep i just heavily dissociate then go write 5k words right after

    • @applesource8261
      @applesource8261 4 года назад +8

      @@user77797 A fair price to pay for salvation

    • @Vanessa-pq8bn
      @Vanessa-pq8bn 4 года назад +3

      Literally same

    • @aisha-be8sq
      @aisha-be8sq 3 года назад +1

      @@user77797 living my life

  • @neonkilljoy6064
    @neonkilljoy6064 4 года назад +1731

    I genuinely needed that speech. I no joke almost teared up.

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  4 года назад +322

      Every once and awhile I drop some truth bombs. Love you buddy ✊

    • @snpdrg0n
      @snpdrg0n 4 года назад +24

      Same, honestly..

    • @nidalkeskin2571
      @nidalkeskin2571 4 года назад +22

      Wholesome indeed

    • @normund8348
      @normund8348 4 года назад +4

      Guess Im too far gone cuz this video didnt change a damn thing for me.

    • @hada1291
      @hada1291 4 года назад +2

      Omega_ 445 ME TO

  • @pvt.dicksimmons2225
    @pvt.dicksimmons2225 4 года назад +601

    "How did you get here?"
    "I walked"
    Did he take the...
    Stairway to Heaven?

  • @IE0SI
    @IE0SI 4 года назад +169

    Dude I came here expecting to laugh now I'm re-evaluating my whole outlook on myself.

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  4 года назад +30

      Hopefully you got both 😄 Whoo

    • @IE0SI
      @IE0SI 4 года назад +8

      @@Graenolf I can assure you I did, your videos are practically impossible to watch without laughing

  • @Armor15gaming
    @Armor15gaming 4 года назад +1216

    He used a shout to get there

    • @AtomicOwl
      @AtomicOwl 4 года назад +56

      He used the portal to sovengarde

    • @afinoxi
      @afinoxi 4 года назад +45

      He just asked M'aiq

    • @wun1won
      @wun1won 4 года назад +43

      He used a wooden plate

    • @Armor15gaming
      @Armor15gaming 4 года назад +8

      Toesisnotonfire lol now that’s perfect

    • @snpdrg0n
      @snpdrg0n 4 года назад +16

      I learned to fly from the horses

  • @brickyy3106
    @brickyy3106 4 года назад +144

    God: *gives a inspiring speech*
    Me: yeah but I’m still ugly

    • @joceybear303
      @joceybear303 3 года назад +2

      Being attractive aint all its cracked up to be.

    • @andreisdarkside9991
      @andreisdarkside9991 3 года назад +7

      @@joceybear303 cope ahah lol

    • @thecaprikid1329
      @thecaprikid1329 3 года назад

      💀💀💀

    • @thecaprikid1329
      @thecaprikid1329 3 года назад +1

      @@joceybear303 said the ugly kid lol
      Jk jk

    • @opal5753
      @opal5753 3 года назад

      @@andreisdarkside9991 I would like to submit an application for review. I also brought my portfolio of past modeling work. When can we meet?

  • @anonymousperson529
    @anonymousperson529 4 года назад +953

    " Don't eat pizza after 5pm"
    Me eating pizza at 8pm:
    " Huh you don't say..."

    • @wendywhoisit1819
      @wendywhoisit1819 4 года назад

      Well clearly your stomach is not that bad. Be grateful.

    • @guacamoli7
      @guacamoli7 4 года назад +2

      Wendy Whoisit oh. that just means I force it in my stomach huh FUCK

    • @SarahAbramova
      @SarahAbramova 4 года назад +2

      Technically, that's still before 5pm.

  • @leafyxo
    @leafyxo 4 года назад +619

    “oh mY MEE” why is that the smartest thing ever lmao

    • @plagueman049
      @plagueman049 4 года назад +8

      I didn't even realize that was a different spin on "Oh my god". I thought it was just him trying not to *sin*. I'm dumb and now dying.

    • @idkwtfimdoing
      @idkwtfimdoing 4 года назад +3

      @@plagueman049 lmao sameee i'm such an idiot

    • @chillimack
      @chillimack 4 года назад

      Bill hicks.

    • @plagueman049
      @plagueman049 4 года назад

      @@chillimack ...?

  • @nina5158
    @nina5158 4 года назад +59

    "it's what makes you creative!"
    Aight yes but I wanna be able to eat a sandwich without freaking out about it 15 minutes later

    • @SarahAbramova
      @SarahAbramova 4 года назад +2

      I want to be able to do work on time and eat beef without thinking it feels weird.

  • @pisscvre69
    @pisscvre69 4 года назад +384

    “What was that I was having a panic attack” MOOD LOL

    • @applesource8261
      @applesource8261 4 года назад +1

      Panicattacks look like that? Damn

    • @kingmaoh5566
      @kingmaoh5566 4 года назад +7

      @@applesource8261 Certain Pankc Attacks is more straightforward like hyperventilation and inability to breath

  • @hkqtt
    @hkqtt 4 года назад +36

    “..my cat”
    “She’s fine”
    Had me dying 🤣

  • @Seedaron
    @Seedaron 4 года назад +380

    This was just a way of making himself more comfortable and talking about everything he's bothered about. Dudes Smart and creative

  • @LaggyLuceGaming
    @LaggyLuceGaming 4 года назад +456

    "God created man in his own image"
    God in this vid looks just like graenolf therefore he wasnt lying

  • @karlcossaboon7072
    @karlcossaboon7072 4 года назад +74

    3:42
    Nobody:
    This dude's version of God: nO cOmE OiN its BaAAaAd

  • @Meowstababy
    @Meowstababy 4 года назад +324

    Take God’s compliment, you human Adonis.

  • @shahid55s52
    @shahid55s52 4 года назад +127

    "Don't look at anyone in the face, they might look back"
    Truuuuuuuuee

  • @evelina3207
    @evelina3207 4 года назад +49

    No one:
    No molecule ever:
    Vsco girls: OH MY GOD
    God: *OH MY ME*

  • @BlubbryVM
    @BlubbryVM 4 года назад +2244

    God giving a beautiful speech:
    Graenolf: what what'd you say?, I've been having a panic attack
    God: *yeah, okay i see what you mean now*

    • @applesource8261
      @applesource8261 4 года назад +14

      Panic attacks look like that? He looked pretty calm on the outside

    • @BlubbryVM
      @BlubbryVM 4 года назад +6

      Aradia Megido No? I didn't say that at all

    • @applesource8261
      @applesource8261 4 года назад

      @@BlubbryVM I know, but I was hoping you know what that looks like.

    • @BlubbryVM
      @BlubbryVM 4 года назад +8

      Aradia Megido I know what it feels like, but when I wrote the comment I was just quoting the video

    • @burntcocaine5794
      @burntcocaine5794 4 года назад +5

      @@applesource8261 hes just quoting the video

  • @cameronmalkoske8461
    @cameronmalkoske8461 4 года назад +549

    Me: hey god, can you explain why I only have 4 brain cells
    God: hahahahaha...........I don’t know

    • @seb5542
      @seb5542 4 года назад +29

      It's true. You can blame that one on your mum dropping you down the stairs.

    • @cameronmalkoske8461
      @cameronmalkoske8461 4 года назад +14

      God ah ok. You have lost a beliver

    • @seb5542
      @seb5542 4 года назад +14

      @@cameronmalkoske8461 no problem, I'm helping you if that's the result I get.

    • @seb5542
      @seb5542 4 года назад +6

      @@cameronmalkoske8461 lol

    • @bartol9277
      @bartol9277 4 года назад +2

      @@seb5542 yo, Yahweh, I know that everything happens for a reason but wtf.

  • @Mari-zr1vl
    @Mari-zr1vl 3 года назад +14

    Guyon: ‘I have bad genetics’
    Also Guyon: *is literally an actor*

  • @caleblayman856
    @caleblayman856 4 года назад +220

    Brilliant. You're really getting better at making your conversations between yourself seem like two people. Good job I laughed a lot! Oyfum dude oyfum

    • @bladeofSteele
      @bladeofSteele 4 года назад +17

      I keep forgetting how much he actually has to put into it because he's so good. I'm always convinced they're two characters.

    • @casachica
      @casachica 4 года назад +2

      @@bladeofSteele watch calebcity!! ;)

    • @casachica
      @casachica 4 года назад +1

      Yo dat sound low key psychotic doe

    • @syro2412
      @syro2412 4 года назад +1

      @@casachica get out!!!

  • @username84476
    @username84476 4 года назад +883

    I feel like your humor is pretty risky to share, like I don't see the masses liking it, but to some - including me - i'ts the funniest shit ever, so thanks for that boi

    • @shanktown
      @shanktown 4 года назад +18

      fuck you

    • @c.yr0623
      @c.yr0623 4 года назад +53

      shanktown why you mad at them? They said his stuff is funny?

    • @kwin9086
      @kwin9086 4 года назад +46

      shanktown no, fuck you

    • @bsgenius22
      @bsgenius22 4 года назад +13

      This one was funny and turned wholesome so I liked it

    • @anons000
      @anons000 4 года назад +4

      validusername Lol shut up you goofy ass

  • @clickpause8732
    @clickpause8732 4 года назад +37

    “And when everyone’s special... *laughs* ...no one will be.”

    • @Iruka1991
      @Iruka1991 3 года назад +1

      If everyone is not special then you can be who you want to be

  • @subtwo2387
    @subtwo2387 4 года назад +714

    I love how this is a comedy skit with god that doesn’t fully make fun of god

    • @ada.3880
      @ada.3880 4 года назад +34

      Ikr. Ain't enough of those.

    • @thekrakenskrak4253
      @thekrakenskrak4253 4 года назад +31

      I mean is it really all that bad to make fun of fictional characters?

    • @JamesConley999
      @JamesConley999 3 года назад +34

      @@thekrakenskrak4253 the bible is my favorite fiction book and the stans love it so much, most of them even go to a bookclub on sundays for it!

    • @bri5033
      @bri5033 3 года назад +2

      @@thekrakenskrak4253
      Hmm

    • @Aster_Risk
      @Aster_Risk 3 года назад +13

      @Turquoise Cheetah It's not edgy. It's logical. Also, spirituality doesn't necessarily have anything to do with gods.

  • @afinoxi
    @afinoxi 4 года назад +295

    -You can walk here ?
    +Umm... Yeah.
    -Welp , I need to fix that.

  • @mr.meeseeks5127
    @mr.meeseeks5127 3 года назад +9

    "You can walk here?"
    "I mean yeah I guess."
    "Hmm, I need to fix that."

  • @justeeny9368
    @justeeny9368 4 года назад +114

    “God created man in his own image”
    Well in this video he sure darn did

  • @God-hr9tm
    @God-hr9tm 4 года назад +76

    *This Is The Reason I Stopped Helping Humanity Centuries Ago*

  • @redfox129
    @redfox129 4 года назад +38

    Me on the street: Just look at you phone even though its dead. Oh thats a nice car, nope that woman thought I was staring at her. Let me atleast look to see where I'm going oh good I made eye contact with a dude giving me a dirty look. Wait did I forget something. *Checks pockets* well great now people will think I forget my stuff alot. Wait I missed my house like 3 blocks back.

  • @ezra6898
    @ezra6898 4 года назад +58

    "Wait, what'd you say? I was having a panic attack."
    It be like that.

  • @genericyoutubehandle
    @genericyoutubehandle 4 года назад +27

    1. Receding Hairline look
    2. Sensitive Stomach
    3. Mental Illness
    These are literally the three most annoying genetic problems I have

  • @birubu
    @birubu 4 года назад +120

    God: "thou shalt not drink"
    God's Son: makes water into wine

    • @mannybear4691
      @mannybear4691 4 года назад +12

      It doesn't say thou shalt not drink it says a drunk wont enter heaven

    • @livinghazard3092
      @livinghazard3092 4 года назад +8

      Jesus was going through his rebellious phase

    • @Lawltasticness
      @Lawltasticness 3 года назад +1

      Paul gives timothy advice to drink a glass of wine each night to help his stomach issues

  • @evicchan
    @evicchan 4 года назад +51

    "That's what makes you creative, David!!"
    Loved it

  • @RedNarboneta
    @RedNarboneta 4 года назад +36

    "That's what makes you Creative, D A V I D E!" had me dead

  • @phantompig
    @phantompig 3 года назад +5

    "Oh my me!"
    the jokes are top notch

  • @gxlaxy.z3645
    @gxlaxy.z3645 4 года назад +350

    "He's always writeing!"
    *Alexander Hamilton has left the chat*

    • @sleepystatic
      @sleepystatic 4 года назад +1

      gxlaxy .z 😂😂😂 I was looking for this costume.

    • @moo_isnotavailable
      @moo_isnotavailable 4 года назад +5

      WHY DO YOU WRITE LIKE YOUR RUNNING OUT OF TIME

    • @destinyalessi3324
      @destinyalessi3324 4 года назад +1

      @@moo_isnotavailable write day and night like your running out of time

    • @pirateslayer8471
      @pirateslayer8471 4 года назад +1

      Destiny Alessi every day you write like you’re running out of time

    • @eggcat3292
      @eggcat3292 3 года назад

      @@pirateslayer8471 keep writing in the meantime

  • @paulthompson4586
    @paulthompson4586 4 года назад +183

    I LMFAO at the end "Im sry I was having a panic attack"

  • @Startupsandsushi
    @Startupsandsushi 3 года назад +5

    This therapy method would have fixed my teenage depression

  • @elderchiyo7508
    @elderchiyo7508 4 года назад +198

    everyone in the world: oh my god!
    god himself: oh my me!

  • @renirving8133
    @renirving8133 4 года назад +139

    God only says you look great because you have his face. Give it back.

  • @loopyninjabear666
    @loopyninjabear666 4 года назад +7

    "I'm probably gonna die really soon"
    Concidering who you're talking to, it probably already happened you just haven't realized it yet😂

  • @-switchingto-tae-3696
    @-switchingto-tae-3696 4 года назад +71

    "OH MY ME"
    that moment when you have no friends

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 4 года назад +96

    The first thing God said in this video, was the first thing *I* said when I saw that hair.

  • @MidnightMoonday
    @MidnightMoonday 3 года назад +2

    god: how did you get up here?????
    me: i took the pole

  • @easternelvenlady
    @easternelvenlady 4 года назад +163

    I paused in the middle of New Vegas to watch this when I got the email alert, and I didn't realize until about halfway through God's little speech that the tense music in the background wasn't coming from the video itself, but coming from Fallout instead. It gave the entire speech such a weird vibe to it, haha, and I had to laugh. XD Love the skit!

    • @AmadisLFE
      @AmadisLFE 4 года назад +4

      You sir, are a fantastic individual.

    • @christopherrq4842
      @christopherrq4842 4 года назад +3

      Try Outer Worlds my dude, from Obsidian too, it's awesome

    • @a6m576
      @a6m576 4 года назад +5

      Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

    • @Xiomara_Lanier
      @Xiomara_Lanier 4 года назад +3

      @@a6m576 Ave, True to Caesar

    • @AmadisLFE
      @AmadisLFE 4 года назад +1

      @@christopherrq4842 Planning to when my PC is fixed up!

  • @isaacps3
    @isaacps3 4 года назад +55

    “I talk in the car and there’s nobody else IN THE CAR” that’s also me hahahahah

  • @spoonsandlocks
    @spoonsandlocks 3 года назад +4

    I read that as "comforting God" and just imagined God crying while we're patting him on the shoulder awkwardly, saying "hey it's okay, it's not so bad most of the time" lol

  • @lizc.4970
    @lizc.4970 4 года назад +70

    "You can walk here?"
    "Um...yeah"
    "Oh, well I need to fix that"
    Lol, dude, I literally just spit my drink out😂😂😂
    That's great...and totally sacrilegious😅 You're my favorite RUclipsr, btw! Keep going Graenolf!

  • @RemyVonLion
    @RemyVonLion 4 года назад +123

    wow depression is a necessary factor to fully appreciating memes

  • @LilVeehive
    @LilVeehive 3 года назад +1

    "The things you don't really like about yourself are just one part that makes yourself different, what makes you unique. If you learn to embrace them, they can be a strenght.. and not a weakness.
    Smile David, you've so much to offer. Everyone does. See the good, all the good, that is in your life."
    That is one lovely message from God even if David wasn't listening. That made my day.. Thank you Graenolf, seriously. :)

  • @Are_you_eyeballing_me
    @Are_you_eyeballing_me 4 года назад +58

    “The right side goes higher than the left side”
    God dammit why did you have to do me dirty like that?

  • @applecore8978
    @applecore8978 4 года назад +379

    A child asked his father:
    "Pappa, what is God?"
    The father let out a soft sigh and said,
    "Follow me."
    He brought his son outside and they sat on the porch in the quiet under the stars.
    "Son, have you ever wanted something really badly,
    and you close your eyes,
    and you wish really hard for it?" The father asks.
    "Yeah," the son said.
    The father put his hand on his son's shoulder:
    "God is the guy who ignores you."

    • @natsuko2763
      @natsuko2763 4 года назад +26

      @@user-ti3ri2nj3w "God ain't no entitled parent, we've got enough Karens already"

    • @natsuko2763
      @natsuko2763 4 года назад +8

      ​@@user-ti3ri2nj3w It's a joke aimed more towards those people who are acquainted with the whole Karen and entitled parents stereotype. You know, the kind of people that spoil their kids to the point of them losing a lot of their ability to function as people and so on. Your comment on God wanting to avoid spoiling people prompted me to make a joke about God not being a Karen (ie him knowing better than to spoil us).

    • @manyerrors3719
      @manyerrors3719 4 года назад +9

      Where's. The. Lie.

    • @rtx_____
      @rtx_____ 4 года назад +1

      Natsuko well, you have a good point. But OP’s main idea i think is that God does not exist.

    • @SpartanTF
      @SpartanTF 4 года назад +1

      @@rtx_____ which he does embrace god and he will help you if you need it

  • @sillythygoose
    @sillythygoose 3 года назад +5

    As someone who has had a bad hairline and sensitive stomach my entire life, I relate to this video more than anything.

  • @agithavan-buren6078
    @agithavan-buren6078 4 года назад +5958

    I’m dead 😭😂
    “My cat-“
    “She’s fine so-“

    • @persimmoan4377
      @persimmoan4377 4 года назад +71

      Shiroko Kurobane u know who else is dead? his cat. smh

    • @agithavan-buren6078
      @agithavan-buren6078 4 года назад +10

      maya m I hate you 💀

    • @sci_pain3409
      @sci_pain3409 4 года назад +11

      I'm dead 😭😂
      "I’m dead 😭😂
      “My cat-“
      “She’s fine so-“"

    • @Black_pearl_adrift
      @Black_pearl_adrift 4 года назад +16

      Nono you're not dead.
      The cat is :/

    • @pat4595
      @pat4595 4 года назад +4

      KAOOFOAKDKSINS IM DEAD

  • @chinakachung
    @chinakachung 4 года назад +21

    “Wait what did you say? I’ve been having a panic attack” this resonates

  • @Levelonesucks
    @Levelonesucks 4 года назад +40

    you actually play such a good God lmao. You need to get cast in a movie as God. Apply using this video

  • @serendipity5766
    @serendipity5766 4 года назад +6

    “God gave me depression because otherwise I would have bested him in hand to hand combat by 16”
    Or something like that

  • @Turah_Paak
    @Turah_Paak 4 года назад +88

    I started balding at 17 and I’m bald at almost 20; gimme God’s number so I can complain to him a little too!

    • @jibrael5705
      @jibrael5705 4 года назад +9

      Wait no I'm 16 and I started balding last year don't tell me I'mma be bald before I turn 18.... IM A VIRGIN MAN...

    • @Turah_Paak
      @Turah_Paak 4 года назад +6

      Arrhum 2103 you won’t be, it’ll just be noticeable. But hey, bald isn’t bad! It looked real good on me, so you’ll be a-ok 👌

    • @misnomer6345
      @misnomer6345 3 года назад +1

      @@jibrael5705 you'll look like the rock

    • @damienmcgonnell6032
      @damienmcgonnell6032 3 года назад +1

      @@jibrael5705 me too. 17 now, half bald, ignored by girls, depressed.

  • @mcpossum
    @mcpossum 4 года назад +65

    *"Straight RAUNCH"*

  • @meganjane3
    @meganjane3 4 года назад +4

    I’m so glad The Gem Goddess led me to this channel😌

  • @lunariamsp1626
    @lunariamsp1626 4 года назад +56

    Clever, dorky, and handsome? Love yourself “Dahveed”. You’re a package haha ❤️

  • @paddycaker
    @paddycaker 4 года назад +23

    2:55 I don't think that has ever been spoken aloud in human history. "Hole bits of sweet potato just bouncing against your heart."

  • @MultiverseMediaSpace
    @MultiverseMediaSpace 4 года назад +12

    Wow, he isn't kidding about that "in his image" thing here, he screwed up on the flowing white hair tho. lol

  • @Maddie-jt9hw
    @Maddie-jt9hw 4 года назад +8

    when graenolf said “what did you say? i’ve been having a panic attack,” i felt that in my soul lol

  • @timidelle1127
    @timidelle1127 4 года назад +31

    "oh my me" totally how God talks

  • @abduu173
    @abduu173 4 года назад +11

    1:24
    *I have this exact same conversation on the daily*
    But like
    _With my Mom_

  • @SunflowerSpotlight
    @SunflowerSpotlight 4 года назад +5

    What I love about this channel is that there’s this hint of tightly controlled but intense turned up to 11 insanity, which is only sometimes of the criminal variety. It’s an interesting... flavor that i don’t see too often, but I think it makes the content more memorable in tone and more assured in quality.
    Is it exceedingly random? Yes.
    Is it awesome? Well, yes.

  • @supershasha
    @supershasha 4 года назад +43

    0:38 - 0:56 is probably the best thing God could ever say 😂

  • @gone835
    @gone835 4 года назад

    Why did this skit turn into an actual message and encouragement for me😂😭😭💀💀💀💀

  • @kylesimpson6729
    @kylesimpson6729 4 года назад +63

    0:10
    Lmao you can walk to heaven and god is just like
    "Well i need to fix that" 😂