lol imagine having a body or friends and family that love you or a social life ANYWAYS happy Valentines Day to you too soon... we'll just pretend that was English
When you hit your funny bone: Funny bone: I feel abused, violated, forgotten. You know how much the back of the school chairs hurt, but you still hurt me.
hey remember that super awkward comment that you made in middle school that no one else remembers? Yeah? well now we are going to focus on that for the next 30 minutes
Honestly though 😂😂😂 If you actually wanna try to get rid of the feeling, just be like “ok but no one else remembers that detail of my life so does it matter? no”
“You know what? Fuck you. I can’t believe you would go back on your promise. I do all this work to make sure this baby comes out and you do this to me. I will make you _suffer.”_
Uterus: so no baby? Me: nope Uterus: well in that case allow me to peel off a layer of my tissues and I'll make sure you'll feel every bit of it. Me: why are you like this?
@@yellowgoose5043 well, I got to see my sister break her leg At first, she actually didn't feel anything, just the impact (she had fallen) But when she felt it, she started crying and screaming straight away
“everything has consciousness so everything can be talked to as if it is an individual self” watch teal swans video called fragmentation the worldwide disease at the 7:20 mark
@@Graenolf College is a joke, HEY WANNA BUY SOME INSANELY EXPENSIVE EDUCATION! One that's completely free online. ONE THAT YOU CAN'T CLAIM BANKRUPTCY ON! One where you'll probably just spend the most important part of you years 18-25 outside the real world, interconnect by fits of drunken stupor. ONE THAT YOUR TOLD TO GET THE SECOND YOUR AN ADULT! Best thing for a young kid is crippling debt.
I'm the opposite Stomach: I'm hungry dude. Me: well I'm sad and lazy. And I've got work. Stomach: dude, get yo ass off that chair-. Me: writing intensifies.
*Uterus:* Release the egg *Ovary:* But it was never fertilized! *Uterus:* And this is important why?! *Ovary:* It means no baby! *Uterus:* wHAT *Ovary:* ... *Uterus* nO BABY?!?! *Ovary:* *Uterus:* *Ovary:* *Uterus:* INITIATE SELF-DESTRUCT
My Brain: I wonder if I'll get to kill/beat anyone up tonight? That would be cool. Or maybe I'll fly. I like flying. Ooh! Maybe both. That would be neat.
Brain: Gluten is completely harmless. Stomach: You mean evil, right? Brain: No, the gluten is not evil. Bread is not evil, it's part of a healthy, balanced die- Stomach: DIE?!?!?!?!? Brain: No, we aren't gonna die. Gluten is fine. Stomach: I don't understand Brain: Stomach: PAIN Brain: NO Stomach: MORE PAIN Brain: THIS IS NOT NECESSARY Stomach: ULCER TIME Brain: YOU NEED TO STOP- Stomach: *P A I N* Brain: NO CALM DOW- Stomach: *_REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE_*
Mouth: "water *gasp* I need water!! *cough* Taste buds: "I know we said no more sugar. But I am going to make us crave it. That white powder is super addictive." Nose: "you don't need to use both nostrils do you? No." Stomach: "BURN BABY BURN!" Back: "welcome to the pain train!" Bones: "a storm's a'comin! I can feels it."
It’s like the the uterus prepares a baby room and shower but then finds out there won’t be a baby. Then goes on a crazy tangent and destroys the whole room out of grief.
"hey so I'm probably gonna be doing a lot of walking tomorrow, nowhere near a toilet or maybe I'm going to be sitting down watching something where I can't get up for a few hours so I was thinking-" Ovaries "say no fucking more my friend"
Me: Hey, in a few days I will have this really important birthday party I need to do and I was wondering if- Uterus: I will speed up the process then _fistfights itself_ Me: nO THATS NOT WHAT I MEAN-OUCH
Chronic Illness Edition: Nervous system: we need 3 liters of water pronto! Digestive system: did you say WATER? You know I’m SENSITIVE! Brain: so now we’re gonna..... what’s the word?? Wait what’s that called again? How do I speak? OH ITS CALLED A CAT Joints: so then she decided to try and WALK, like and idiot. So I did the logical thing and hurt. Saved a life. Eyes: I think... that’s a P, right? F? No... definitely a P... aaand I forgot what line we were reading
Eyes: right, I know you're doing a very difficult math problem right now and you're wearing glasses as thick as the Pacific Ocean, but, are you sure that 3 wasn't a 5, cause now it kind of looks like... Wait no! It's an 8!or is it a 3...
My skin: bro what’s wrong My immune system: c h l o r i n e b a d Skin: wait no don’t- Immune system: c o l d t e m p e r a t u r e b a d Skin: please stop Immune system: RELEASE THE HISTAMINES Skin: whAT THE FUCK
Every time I hear one of those cockandballs horror stories, it makes me sooo glad I don't have either. Tho I have been racked in the lady balls from time and time, and shut my nipple in a large book, and those are no picnic either.
Me: **Wakes Up** Brain: *Morning Sleepyhead* Was Wondering when You’d wake up - After You’ve had Your Breakfast 🥞 - I’ve got a Whole Day - of Overthinking and Anxiety - all waiting for you.. Have A Great Day... Me: There’s nothing to be Sad About.. Brain: *BiTcH THEre AbOUt To Be*
Gallbladder: I started a rock collection. Appendix: I don't know the meaning of life, so I've decided to end it all......and I'm taking you all with me!!!
Oh my gosh! The outie bellybutton made me laugh so hard! It's so true! In elementary school, we were doing pull- ups and a girl said, "you have an outie, how cute" and I recoiled and was like you creep. Outies are alright.
1) how were you doing pull-ups in elementary school.. 2) I could believe a kid saying Oo you have an outie. done. Then she has to say..”how cute.” Bruh that’s the creepiest stuff ever NOPEEEEE
@@Graenolf 1. I wasn't. That's how she got a good look. Was supposed to be doing the presidential fitness test. Or something. On pushups they put me through to passing cause they felt bad, so in total, I "did" 1. 2. Freaking yes! Now I have to wear a full body turtleneck under my clothes for the rest of my life.
So inside my body is also having a body in every part of my organs so my organs have an organs too so my organs that have organs is also have an organs too...with body
I'm not familiar with the first one but the second... *it scares me* . You feel rather conflicted when you can't sleep for a number of days but the art style is so pretty and you like the authors work from a storytelling point of view :') *peacefully in dreamland having a tea party with the tooth fairy* Brain: Sooo ya know that time in Orc bride when they- *tooth fairy insta kill*
Wisdom teeth really got me lmfaoo Mine are coming in legit sideways so technically they haven't emerged yet and the "follow my own path" thing REALLY GOT ME 😂😂😂😂
You’ll only get this one if you have a body. Follow me @Graenolf if you do.
Hey Happy Valentine’s Day soon love you guys a lot 🤍🤍🤍
Don't relate.
You’re the cutest 😘
Love you too bud. Always a pleasure.
Happy Valentine's day 💕
lol imagine having a body
or friends and family that love you
or a social life
ANYWAYS happy Valentines Day to you too soon...
we'll just pretend that was English
“Lefty”
“Yes, sir?”
*“Release the egg.”*
“...d e a r g o d”
There's more.
No...
A bucket
@Star Shadows Hello fellow Annus
M e i n g o t
Uterus during period: *Incoherent screeching*
............... Not funny, didn't laugh.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭
More like: allow me to shed my skin ! Like a snake ^.^
Literally every other part of the body: but we aren’t -
Uterus: IT HAS BEGUN!
@@electricbluetiramisu3713 omg this is the best comment I have ever seen
RandomAlex glad I could entertain while I lie here on my living room floor, a victim of my own comedy x_x
I can imagine all of my body shrieking simultaneously when I get a cold
HOLY SHIT THIS
We
YES.
I have a cold right now and I can confirm, my entire f*cking body is screeching
It's more like a group project. Most of your body is freaking out and flailing while one or two parts are super organized and get shit done.
When you hit your funny bone:
Funny bone: I feel abused, violated, forgotten. You know how much the back of the school chairs hurt, but you still hurt me.
hahah 😄
Omg I’ve literally done that on the back of those dumb school chairs!
I felt this comment all the way up my arm
I can think of another funny bone... but that's more of a fun bone.
and sometimes with the school chairs it sends a shock down your arm to your pinky
I just watched a grown man on a couch with a sheet of paper on his face that said "BALLS"
I cannot comprehend my predicament, FIX ME NOW!!!!
Pog
2:20
hahha
@@Qwerty-jc3so youre a good man
Brain when you're trying to sleep:
Hey you, you're finally awake?
The Gaming Knight you almost made a Skyrim meme. “Hey you, your finally awake.”
You were trying to cross the border weren't you?
@@vampirictheshadowpriest7538 lol that was the intention
@@jmoxie You can't sleep so you go back to playing Skyrim.
Brain: Hey you. You're finally awake!
this made me feel uncomfortable in a way that i did not know i could feel
That picture. Is it the picture? Damn I haven't seen that in a while. Well technically since December:(
Same, particularly my intestines.
Also RIP Jonghyun and Sulli and the other ones who took their own lives
6.5k likes and seven replies. well done lmao
The last one "Cheeks" was the uncomfortable one.
Brain: *Hey remember that embarrassing thing you did that one time*
hey remember that super awkward comment that you made in middle school that no one else remembers?
Yeah?
well now we are going to focus on that for the next 30 minutes
*fully body cringe*
This is the most annoying moment and feeling.
Yeah... one time... totally once...
Honestly though 😂😂😂 If you actually wanna try to get rid of the feeling, just be like “ok but no one else remembers that detail of my life so does it matter? no”
Most of Body: Water! Please, for the love of God, I need water!
Tongue: *Dr. Pepper.*
Dr. Pepper is the best drink.
@Shadow Major 66, You’re goddamn right.
You're all heretics.... Sprite.
@@j.l.atheprodigy Do I hear an _incorrect opinion_ ?
Yes
Uterus: Let's make the walls nice and pretty for baby
Me: ....So about that baby...
Uterus: **high pitch shrieking while destroying its hard work**
Memento Mori ✨
“You know what? Fuck you. I can’t believe you would go back on your promise. I do all this work to make sure this baby comes out and you do this to me. I will make you _suffer.”_
@@Tsubakiihime Unus
brain: okay! no baby this month let's be chill
uterus: did u say no baby?
brain: wait no-
uterus: *screams*
This made me lol
666 likes theory confirmed the uterus is satans work
I laughed so hard at this
Currently in the middle of screaming. This made me laugh and also cry
This has “So no head?” energy
I think *Brain* is having an existential crisis only *Mouth* is able to comprehend.
Dollstylist041 Poll 666th like
For some reason I read that as Brian instead of brain
@@something6673 Brian the brain
Me: Ok, goodnight!
Brain: Night.
Bladder: *wake up.*
Kuromez
I would like but you’re at 666
Arise
Nothing In Particular ayayaya! *LOUD AZTEC DUBSTEP*
relate😭
mine doesn't notify me
"get pregnant"
"no"
"T H E N B L E E D"
And feel. P A I N
Die*
I don’t get it….
@@smilingsoupcan9935 If you haven't learned about it yet, you will.
Uterus: so no baby?
Me: nope
Uterus: well in that case allow me to peel off a layer of my tissues and I'll make sure you'll feel every bit of it.
Me: why are you like this?
every flo comment ever 🤣🤣
bruh dont say it like that ;-;;;;; /hj
😂😂😂
Thanks, im sad now.
Ovary: we're all out of eggs.
uterus: So now what?
Ovary: Now, we burn it all!!
Brain: hey remember all that studying you did? WELL I SURE DON'T.
I feel attacked
U didn't have to hurt me that way🤐🤐
😂😭
lmaooo
Why is this so true
*appendix* : "Yeah,I'm just gonna sit here and do nothing,until I decide to burst,then it's good luck everybody."
"My Main goal is to blow up and act like I don't know nobody "
_if i have to memorize a single order i think im going to_ *EXPLODE*
It actually has a function
It's actually quite an important organ of the immune system.
Mine did explode 😅 but I survived!!
Me: trying to sleep
Brain: WE'RE GONNA FALL!
Brain: ...oh, sorry.
Yeah like wtf is up with that? You're mere seconds away from passing out and you're brains like.. "Initiate falling"
Also Brain: WHAT WAS THAT SOUND?!
Also also Brain: Nevermind. It was me.
Underrated comment 😂
@@Professor_Iron I've heard it had something to do with blood pressure dropping.
@@-Annn- oh?
Bone breaks
Brain: nah let’s not pay attention to that but, this bruise on your left thigh hurts
Nope wrong, trust me (broke my arm super bad, 90° angle, only lucky thing is it was a clean break :/)
@@yellowgoose5043 hes right
Optify hes half right, depends on where and how it broke
i mean, i had this huge bruise on my leg for a while but this little one on my arm hurt about 80% more
so yes
@@yellowgoose5043 well, I got to see my sister break her leg
At first, she actually didn't feel anything, just the impact (she had fallen)
But when she felt it, she started crying and screaming straight away
Eyes: why am I the most important sense yet never recognised as an organ
Your profile picture omg🤣 Underrated comment👏🏼
lmao
Elbow: *bangs on wall
Brain: *confused screaming
This is gold
Brain works, personally think mouth would work better though
Elbow : gets softly hit
Brain : screams
Elbow : well that didn't actually hurt but ok i guess...
Braim : why did i do it?
@@Persholm1 you're that one guy on a p#rn video with the mindfuck tag LOL
Brain: Hey I know your trying to sleep, but do you remember that embarrassing thing you did 7 years ago? Yeah that was pretty dumb
Things like that really fuck with me. Can't seem to get it out of my head and then I get supa hot fire pissed
I can relate so much
Imagine the human body worked like an octopus so all the intelligence is spread out to every bodypart like this
Lol
“everything has consciousness so everything can be talked to as if it is an individual self”
watch teal swans video called fragmentation the worldwide disease at the 7:20 mark
Whose to say it isn’t? When was the last time you consciously controlled all your organs?
@@Slime_eyes teal swan is a bullshit cult
@@totallynotzokix11_mc21 yes it is.
Oh man all these actors look so similar it’s like they are all twins
No wayyy
Lol
Omg you're right-
Whowww I didn't notice-
sometimes i feel like they're the same person
“Lefty?”
“Yes, sir.”
*”Release the egg.”*
**”My God”**
*imagine having a body*
I'm in love with your profile picture
Uh....you need to go to the doctor bout that.
Would be nice....
This post was brought to you by the ethereal being gang
Imagine imaginning having a body.
Guys, I'm sorry, but I haven't taken down my Christmas tree yet
Monster!
I see this as an extended Christmas.
*Triggered*
It’s getting far away from Christmas
Honestly fuck you
I'm just here assuming that graenolf has a degree in biology
Literally do not. I dropped out of college 😎
@@Graenolf did you use wikipedia?
@@Graenolf College is a joke, HEY WANNA BUY SOME INSANELY EXPENSIVE EDUCATION! One that's completely free online. ONE THAT YOU CAN'T CLAIM BANKRUPTCY ON! One where you'll probably just spend the most important part of you years 18-25 outside the real world, interconnect by fits of drunken stupor. ONE THAT YOUR TOLD TO GET THE SECOND YOUR AN ADULT!
Best thing for a young kid is crippling debt.
@@strongbear3369 Lmao
@@strongbear3369 it is what you make of it.
Nose at 2 am when I'm trying to sleep: *a l l e r g i e s*
Lawd. So true.
I'm sick. This has been my daily.
AH! SO TRUE
Currently experiencing this 😭
It'll be 11 o clock and I'm trying to sleep and suddenly my nose is blocked lol
“Release the egg.” So much pain in three words...
Stomach: So hungry dude
Me: No you’re not we just had an entire r-
Stomach: Shhhhhhhhh
Yes.
Yes again.
The abrupt "don't cut me" for veins just did me in. I lasted pretty long in the video too... :(
Shut up and take this oreo
I'm the opposite
Stomach: I'm hungry dude.
Me: well I'm sad and lazy. And I've got work.
Stomach: dude, get yo ass off that chair-.
Me: writing intensifies.
I am guessing the r is ravioli
i laughed waaay too hard with the "under pressure" blood. stunning quality joke.
Sabie Aldover absolute best part
I don't understand it
@@godaim184 because under pressure is like blood pressure
@@godaim184 under pressure is a song by queen and david bowie (iconic, amazing song)
@Comment was not made • 2 years ago don't read the comments before the video is over.
Your welcome.
*Uterus:* Release the egg
*Ovary:* But it was never fertilized!
*Uterus:* And this is important why?!
*Ovary:* It means no baby!
*Uterus:* wHAT
*Ovary:* ...
*Uterus* nO BABY?!?!
*Ovary:*
*Uterus:*
*Ovary:*
*Uterus:* INITIATE SELF-DESTRUCT
And they have amnesia about this every month, don't they XD
Um the egg has to be released before it can be fertilized, so your joke doesn’t work lol
@@FirstnameLastname-es1ko this comment DiD nOt PaSs ThE vIbE cHeCk
This is exactly how my doctor explained cramps to me when I was a kid 😂
**bleeds**
I'm just imagining someone coming over later to find dozens of post-it notes strewn across the trash with the word "nipple" poking out.
Me: *trying to sleep*
My brain: "hey what if someone was standing in the corner watching you"
Why I hide my laundry basket under my bed
My Brain: I wonder if I'll get to kill/beat anyone up tonight? That would be cool. Or maybe I'll fly. I like flying. Ooh! Maybe both. That would be neat.
"Two streams are better than one"... said no man ever.
The tip decides to do what it wants
I dont get it
Lalin Maen
Urine goes from one controlled stream to... well... two now uncontrollable streams
Usually it's more of a beautiful arc vs juicy water laser show
I’ve hit a triple stream before.
*I really wanna do it right now*
_-my pp, 2020_
*do it do it do it*
@@mohamedelkayal2068 you have really lowered your standards don't you
@@HarshRajAlwaysfree Nah I'm just saying what his pp would be thinking. The struggle is real.
1k for pp
ZadeAnimates our second head will never stop until its done
His descent into insanity is definitely complete
Descent?
Bdunc hahaa🤣
Bdunc you right thx
Descent? More like a belly flop.
Split personality order time
for the females: your period is just your uterus throwing a hissy fit that you arent gregnant
pergenat
pregante
oh whats the word
Pregnant lmao
P r e g a n t e . Lmao
It's spelled as pregenant
Gregnant.
Facts
Brain: Gluten is completely harmless.
Stomach: You mean evil, right?
Brain: No, the gluten is not evil. Bread is not evil, it's part of a healthy, balanced die-
Stomach: DIE?!?!?!?!?
Brain: No, we aren't gonna die. Gluten is fine.
Stomach: I don't understand
Brain:
Stomach: PAIN
Brain: NO
Stomach: MORE PAIN
Brain: THIS IS NOT NECESSARY
Stomach: ULCER TIME
Brain: YOU NEED TO STOP-
Stomach: *P A I N*
Brain: NO CALM DOW-
Stomach: *_REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE_*
I am sorry you cannot enjoy gluten
Brain: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS? WHY CANT YOU JUST BE NORMAL?
**Laughs in bread**
My body has left the chat due to ✨ inflammation ✨ 😂😂
I feel this rn
When you graduated from acting school and everyone's asking for a showreel to show off your range... this guy's got it.
Haha 😆. A part of me wishes I went to one actually, but it’s fine - I’m making do just fine : )
I’m worried about your relationship with your grandma
I was talking about *your* grandma, me-ow
Graenolf eeew
Got eem!
YEET
Mouth: "water *gasp* I need water!! *cough*
Taste buds: "I know we said no more sugar. But I am going to make us crave it. That white powder is super addictive."
Nose: "you don't need to use both nostrils do you? No."
Stomach: "BURN BABY BURN!"
Back: "welcome to the pain train!"
Bones: "a storm's a'comin! I can feels it."
Uterus: “I’m gonna make you cry over the stupidest shit.”
Joints: Everytime you stand up we make some music and when you walk we become a symphony. Twist or your back or hips and we'll give an encore.
"That white power is super addictive." Woah, man! Maybe not the right place for that.
Bones sound like Shmeegle in this instance, precious ❤😂
The brain also thinks that white powder is super addictive and often makes you crave it, but it's not the white powder you're thinking of.
You forgot the part where you bump your elbow and your entire nervous system enters the 6th dimension for a few seconds
I’m ashamed I laughed at “super silly” 😂
I'm not. I love puns. All puns. The sillier the better.
@@rowynnecrowley1689 but that pun was supercilly
Brain: I desire death
Body: I desire death
Mouth: Yeah I'm good
Onkledonk u ok
Are you ok?
.
Jianna Bielby (crying) 100% ok I’m good
@@jiannabielby434 Yeah I'm good
only people with a body can relate
Yeah I agree I bet bearly anyone watching this has a body
@@vicgamesvt9682 Why am I being targeted
guys i cant relate 😔
Yeah I’m just a mango
Mind: *Hey body, how are things going?*
Body: _I hurt... aLl ThE tImE_
Mind: ... *me too buddy*
Edit: 5k likes is too kind for this :)
*And so, the chorus of agony commences*
WO. Marshmallow (*scream*) (*scream*) (*scream*) (*scream*) (*SCREEAAM*)
FBI I actually sung this comment
@@CorsairSB0O8135 hello are you also a marshmello
Why would you edit
Uterus: Hiii, just checkin’ in on that baby. Oh, what’s that? You’re not pregnant? Guess i’m just gonna have to *CAUSE EXTREME PAIN*
It’s like the the uterus prepares a baby room and shower but then finds out there won’t be a baby. Then goes on a crazy tangent and destroys the whole room out of grief.
And it does that every damn month.
2:36 I love how it’s a “sir.” That was hilarious.
I didn't even notice lol
*"Release the egg."*
- Graenolf 2020
x EM x “my god”
"I sense other humans, I should gurgle"
and I was thinking whew at least it's a gurgle and not a fart...
The only thing my intestines say is "pls, no more milk"
what
"why did you have to eat that??? you know I don't have lactase for it!!!"
And I say " mmm.. *cow sauce* "
A "Decker" is used as a final stage washer and thickener in the kraft paper industry.
If I was lactose intolerant, I would simply tolerate the lactose.
I feel like he’s sleep deprived to such a high level, that he has the side effects, but he looks awake.
Same
Brain: *_"I wAs JuSt ThINkInG"_*
The nipple killed me😂 (well that was a weird sentence to write)
I hope that’s the last time you ever type that out.
@@Graenolf That sentence got you acknowledging my existence so I'm sorry but it's my go-to phrase now
@@lucidstarlight3296 nice 🤣👌
have a biology test tomorrow and this is how I choose to study
Hey same :D
i hope you did well
Uterus: Lefty!
Ovary: Yessir!
Uterus: *Release the egg*
Ovary: my god..
*in the distance, sirens*
Uterus: Release..THE EGG!
Ovary: But..but whY-
People with periods: aGHH!
The sirens are us screaming in pain
Body : eat your greens, PLEASE, for the love of god we’re suffering here.
Tongue : and more sugar it is.
“Release the egg”
And so the cycle of death begins
Me: has an important event coming up which I've been preparing for
My ovaries: *GUESS ITS ABOUT TIME*
"hey so I'm probably gonna be doing a lot of walking tomorrow, nowhere near a toilet or maybe I'm going to be sitting down watching something where I can't get up for a few hours so I was thinking-"
Ovaries "say no fucking more my friend"
I was thinking of wearing white today...
Me: Hey, in a few days I will have this really important birthday party I need to do and I was wondering if-
Uterus: I will speed up the process then _fistfights itself_
Me: nO THATS NOT WHAT I MEAN-OUCH
Every time. Every freaking time.
Graenolf: "super cilii :)"
Brain: "oh my god, nose, engage!"
Nose: *exhale*
Brain: Does Super cilii mean nose?
Eyebrows: Lower
Brain again: did my nose exhale? Oh yeah! .... Dumbass >_
Am I red... am I blue
All depends, where are you
Are you in.. are you out
Out of the body, how about that?
Am I thin..am I thicc
Ｄｏｎ'ｔ ｃｕｔ ｍｅ
That caught me so off guard omg
4:36 thank me later 😎
You'll get sick
I literally stopped the video to find out who would comment on this. Good Job.
Im out of my body 😌
Chronic Illness Edition:
Nervous system: we need 3 liters of water pronto!
Digestive system: did you say WATER? You know I’m SENSITIVE!
Brain: so now we’re gonna..... what’s the word?? Wait what’s that called again? How do I speak? OH ITS CALLED A CAT
Joints: so then she decided to try and WALK, like and idiot. So I did the logical thing and hurt. Saved a life.
Eyes: I think... that’s a P, right? F? No... definitely a P... aaand I forgot what line we were reading
Eyes: right, I know you're doing a very difficult math problem right now and you're wearing glasses as thick as the Pacific Ocean, but, are you sure that 3 wasn't a 5, cause now it kind of looks like... Wait no! It's an 8!or is it a 3...
I felt this on a personal level 😩
my brain watching this: *haha. i do that.*
Brain: ok I know you’re trying to sleep, but remember your crush, yeah let’s think about her all night long
yes :’)
felt that
Alexander Valdez meant specifically my brain really. But yeah I guess.
*Everyone Felt That*
@@Graenolf OH MY GOSH I'm having that exact same problem.
Goddam crushs. (≧ω≦)/ Happy Valentine's day everyone❣
Joke’s on you I’m left handed - 1:10
i'm left handed too but just as bad as throwing a ball as my right hand
@@cynccat fuggin same
So theres a reunion of freaks going on in here huh, may I join?
@@luks303 sure
The majority of the people are right handed left handed people are unique
My skin: bro what’s wrong
My immune system: c h l o r i n e b a d
Skin: wait no don’t-
Immune system: c o l d t e m p e r a t u r e b a d
Skin: please stop
Immune system: RELEASE THE HISTAMINES
Skin: whAT THE FUCK
Nobody:
My Blood: *UnDeh PreSsUAh!!*
Kris Foro I like your profile picture
Ah I see, a man of culture
Pushing down on me, pushing down on you.
@@user-gg4ob7gx1c no man asked for
@@ikarys1703 under pressure
That “Cheeks” one was a real rollercoaster ! 😂
2:20 I don’t even have balls and this had me wheezing
It is accurate tho
Every time I hear one of those cockandballs horror stories, it makes me sooo glad I don't have either. Tho I have been racked in the lady balls from time and time, and shut my nipple in a large book, and those are no picnic either.
Every guy knows the side step lmao 😂
@@rowynnecrowley1689 im dying at the “large book” 😂😭
I have a kid brother so I have a little bit of a understanding
Me: **Wakes Up**
Brain: *Morning Sleepyhead* Was Wondering when You’d wake up - After You’ve had Your Breakfast 🥞 - I’ve got a Whole Day - of Overthinking and Anxiety - all waiting for you.. Have A Great Day...
Me: There’s nothing to be Sad About..
Brain: *BiTcH THEre AbOUt To Be*
Yeah basically
Brain in a nutshell
I read that good morning bit like Kokichi ouma from danganronpa lol
Drv3 flashbacks
@@FinallyAnna Rise and shine ursine
Gallbladder: I started a rock collection.
Appendix: I don't know the meaning of life, so I've decided to end it all......and I'm taking you all with me!!!
This skit is technically just Brain trying to write a sketch insulting the rest of your organs
*By the way, here's something you should've said in that argument you had 2 years ago*
3:30 THAT LAUGH AT HIS OWN JOKE WAS SO CUTE I CAN’T-
Can I just say this guy is so funny and relatable
i pray to god that you're not relating to the last scene
Zabrina 🤍
Yeah honestly, this guy is relatable. I felt a connection with his sense of humour immediately.
especially the part about squeezing grandma's cheeks
Brain: I retain so much knowledge, but now that you have asked me a question I will eject it all
Brain: *Hey, guess what? I NAMED MYSELF.*
Edit:
A Random Toe: **gets stubbed**
*WHY ARE WE STILL HERE? JUST TO SUFFER?*
Toe: *AAAAAAA*
No one is talking about the blood being under pressure joke and it makes me sad because it was so funny
I got it.
i somehow read it as "posted 7 months ago" and was very confused after clicking and seeing only 35 comments
Well, as you have discovered, you were mistaken chumpmuffin
most sophisticated and polite balls ever
Uterus: "hey... hey. you gonna have a baby yet?"
Me: "I'm thirteen."
Uterus: "...and?"
Me: ”…”
Uterus: “T E A R i t D O W N”
I find it weirdly adorable when the body parts say my human, particularly the eyebrow
I did not expect the nipples to peekaboo me 💀.Couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes straight
THE LAST ONE THOUGH
I keep enjoying these skits, I’m so glad you’re doing your own thing
Thank you, Nova 🤝
Yep, he's not a wisdom tooth.
Definately laughed way too hard at super-silly
Uterus: Oh you think it is over huh?! The red tide is just a river, bro. The storm is coming, and you can't blame me muahahahahahaha ow ow ow
This is like a low budget inside out... Outside in
Graenolf: I get squeezed by your grandma
Me: Oh, then its your face chee-
Graenolf: I squeeze hers back, it's very plump down there
Me: 😰
When I write my biology essay, I'm crediting this as my source.
The ovary one has the best comedic timing, very well done sir
2:00 ‘I’m not a piece of food, you philistine, why are you biting me?!’ 😂
Oh my gosh! The outie bellybutton made me laugh so hard! It's so true!
In elementary school, we were doing pull- ups and a girl said, "you have an outie, how cute" and I recoiled and was like you creep.
Outies are alright.
1) how were you doing pull-ups in elementary school..
2) I could believe a kid saying Oo you have an outie. done. Then she has to say..”how cute.” Bruh that’s the creepiest stuff ever NOPEEEEE
@@Graenolf 1. I wasn't. That's how she got a good look.
Was supposed to be doing the presidential fitness test. Or something. On pushups they put me through to passing cause they felt bad, so in total, I "did" 1.
2. Freaking yes! Now I have to wear a full body turtleneck under my clothes for the rest of my life.
You sir, are killing me. In the good way
My condolence
So inside my body is also having a body in every part of my organs so my organs have an organs too so my organs that have organs is also have an organs too...with body
U just made science even more complicated
Why does this comment make me feel russian
No it’s just a play silly.
kpopiloveit 44 turtles all the way down
Don’t do drugs kids...
Me - *trying to sleep*
Brain - Hey remember that Outlast yaoi manga? And the Orc bride manga? Cool dude, good night now
outlast *what* now
Paula, i hope you know that you just made an innocent man read a very not so innocent story. I was not prepared. Thanks good night
Oh i like the second thing you mentioned. :)
Paula. Paula, drop that link I swear
I'm not familiar with the first one but the second... *it scares me* . You feel rather conflicted when you can't sleep for a number of days but the art style is so pretty and you like the authors work from a storytelling point of view :')
*peacefully in dreamland having a tea party with the tooth fairy*
Brain: Sooo ya know that time in Orc bride when they-
*tooth fairy insta kill*
I kept seeing your videos on my timeline, watched all of them, and I now have no choice but to subscribe.
Wisdom teeth really got me lmfaoo
Mine are coming in legit sideways so technically they haven't emerged yet and the "follow my own path" thing REALLY GOT ME 😂😂😂😂