Things your body says

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  • Опубликовано: 1 ноя 2024

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  • @Graenolf
    @Graenolf  4 года назад +6893

    You’ll only get this one if you have a body. Follow me @Graenolf if you do.
    Hey Happy Valentine’s Day soon love you guys a lot 🤍🤍🤍

    • @pluckyhero4297
      @pluckyhero4297 4 года назад +41

      Don't relate.

    • @omgitzmelisa
      @omgitzmelisa 4 года назад +13

      You’re the cutest 😘

    • @erikrodrigues6777
      @erikrodrigues6777 4 года назад +23

      Love you too bud. Always a pleasure.

    • @RainbowFlowerCrow
      @RainbowFlowerCrow 4 года назад +5

      Happy Valentine's day 💕

    • @creepypasta_weird0195
      @creepypasta_weird0195 4 года назад +17

      lol imagine having a body
      or friends and family that love you
      or a social life
      ANYWAYS happy Valentines Day to you too soon...
      we'll just pretend that was English

  • @qweasdqwe2409
    @qweasdqwe2409 4 года назад +14029

    Brain: *Hey remember that embarrassing thing you did that one time*

    • @kyle18934
      @kyle18934 4 года назад +1030

      hey remember that super awkward comment that you made in middle school that no one else remembers?
      Yeah?
      well now we are going to focus on that for the next 30 minutes

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  4 года назад +1858

      *fully body cringe*

    • @kitcat2449
      @kitcat2449 4 года назад +228

      This is the most annoying moment and feeling.

    • @michaelboyles714
      @michaelboyles714 4 года назад +99

      Yeah... one time... totally once...

    • @Tei_022
      @Tei_022 4 года назад +68

      Honestly though 😂😂😂 If you actually wanna try to get rid of the feeling, just be like “ok but no one else remembers that detail of my life so does it matter? no”

  • @jmoxie
    @jmoxie 4 года назад +11476

    Brain when you're trying to sleep:
    Hey you, you're finally awake?

    • @vampirictheshadowpriest7538
      @vampirictheshadowpriest7538 4 года назад +145

      The Gaming Knight you almost made a Skyrim meme. “Hey you, your finally awake.”

    • @astraltempestvt
      @astraltempestvt 4 года назад +133

      You were trying to cross the border weren't you?

    • @jmoxie
      @jmoxie 4 года назад +52

      @@vampirictheshadowpriest7538 lol that was the intention

    • @ink4852
      @ink4852 4 года назад +27

      @@jmoxie You can't sleep so you go back to playing Skyrim.

    • @featherworn
      @featherworn 4 года назад +17

      Brain: Hey you. You're finally awake!

  • @woopboop2580
    @woopboop2580 4 года назад +3673

    “Lefty”
    “Yes, sir?”
    *“Release the egg.”*
    “...d e a r g o d”

  • @Honestlyjusthereforaburger
    @Honestlyjusthereforaburger 4 года назад +7953

    When you hit your funny bone:
    Funny bone: I feel abused, violated, forgotten. You know how much the back of the school chairs hurt, but you still hurt me.

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  4 года назад +619

      hahah 😄

    • @annagiese4916
      @annagiese4916 4 года назад +53

      Omg I’ve literally done that on the back of those dumb school chairs!

    • @Hamppariranskis
      @Hamppariranskis 4 года назад +27

      I felt this comment all the way up my arm

    • @Persholm1
      @Persholm1 4 года назад +7

      I can think of another funny bone... but that's more of a fun bone.

    • @ausernameiguess7058
      @ausernameiguess7058 4 года назад +11

      and sometimes with the school chairs it sends a shock down your arm to your pinky

  • @overlordrunt6326
    @overlordrunt6326 4 года назад +4442

    I just watched a grown man on a couch with a sheet of paper on his face that said "BALLS"

  • @stumpy1012
    @stumpy1012 4 года назад +4273

    Brain: hey remember all that studying you did? WELL I SURE DON'T.

  • @pdoggy7254
    @pdoggy7254 4 года назад +3190

    I can imagine all of my body shrieking simultaneously when I get a cold

    • @jonahshriver3358
      @jonahshriver3358 4 года назад +10

      HOLY SHIT THIS

    • @unitedwestand160
      @unitedwestand160 4 года назад +4

      We

    • @kittencookiecronch4493
      @kittencookiecronch4493 4 года назад +6

      YES.
      I have a cold right now and I can confirm, my entire f*cking body is screeching

    • @kahlangunning923
      @kahlangunning923 4 года назад +9

      It's more like a group project. Most of your body is freaking out and flailing while one or two parts are super organized and get shit done.

  • @124Nightwing
    @124Nightwing 4 года назад +6246

    Uterus during period: *Incoherent screeching*

    • @yellowgoose5043
      @yellowgoose5043 4 года назад +13

      ............... Not funny, didn't laugh.

    • @randomalex5119
      @randomalex5119 4 года назад +36

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @electricbluetiramisu3713
      @electricbluetiramisu3713 4 года назад +371

      More like: allow me to shed my skin ! Like a snake ^.^
      Literally every other part of the body: but we aren’t -
      Uterus: IT HAS BEGUN!

    • @randomalex5119
      @randomalex5119 4 года назад +67

      @@electricbluetiramisu3713 omg this is the best comment I have ever seen

    • @electricbluetiramisu3713
      @electricbluetiramisu3713 4 года назад +72

      RandomAlex glad I could entertain while I lie here on my living room floor, a victim of my own comedy x_x

  • @daleharden1749
    @daleharden1749 4 года назад +7232

    Most of Body: Water! Please, for the love of God, I need water!
    Tongue: *Dr. Pepper.*

  • @littleskeletondudeman50
    @littleskeletondudeman50 3 года назад +607

    "get pregnant"
    "no"
    "T H E N B L E E D"

  • @dollstylist041poll3
    @dollstylist041poll3 4 года назад +2205

    I think *Brain* is having an existential crisis only *Mouth* is able to comprehend.

    • @thecowknownaspablo735
      @thecowknownaspablo735 4 года назад +5

      Dollstylist041 Poll 666th like

    • @something6673
      @something6673 4 года назад +1

      For some reason I read that as Brian instead of brain

    • @Cuneiform3
      @Cuneiform3 4 года назад +3

      @@something6673 Brian the brain

  • @kuromez5560
    @kuromez5560 4 года назад +2413

    Me: Ok, goodnight!
    Brain: Night.
    Bladder: *wake up.*

    • @sarahmorris4575
      @sarahmorris4575 4 года назад +4

      Kuromez
      I would like but you’re at 666

    • @SMya-xk3jr
      @SMya-xk3jr 4 года назад +5

      Arise

    • @princeofvos
      @princeofvos 4 года назад +3

      Nothing In Particular ayayaya! *LOUD AZTEC DUBSTEP*

    • @irish5755
      @irish5755 3 года назад

      relate😭

    • @macaronii8318
      @macaronii8318 2 года назад

      mine doesn't notify me

  • @bessie5002
    @bessie5002 4 года назад +11720

    this made me feel uncomfortable in a way that i did not know i could feel

    • @tobikms1709
      @tobikms1709 4 года назад +58

      That picture. Is it the picture? Damn I haven't seen that in a while. Well technically since December:(

    • @YahwehJesus777
      @YahwehJesus777 4 года назад +19

      Same, particularly my intestines.

    • @YahwehJesus777
      @YahwehJesus777 4 года назад +25

      Also RIP Jonghyun and Sulli and the other ones who took their own lives

    • @imjustheretowatchlmao
      @imjustheretowatchlmao 4 года назад +3

      6.5k likes and seven replies. well done lmao

    • @yellowishgreendragon.-.
      @yellowishgreendragon.-. 4 года назад +10

      The last one "Cheeks" was the uncomfortable one.

  • @nayaritsoleil7929
    @nayaritsoleil7929 3 года назад +808

    Uterus: Let's make the walls nice and pretty for baby
    Me: ....So about that baby...
    Uterus: **high pitch shrieking while destroying its hard work**

    • @Tsubakiihime
      @Tsubakiihime 3 года назад +11

      Memento Mori ✨

    • @orbeezeater
      @orbeezeater 3 года назад +62

      “You know what? Fuck you. I can’t believe you would go back on your promise. I do all this work to make sure this baby comes out and you do this to me. I will make you _suffer.”_

    • @EmpressMononoke
      @EmpressMononoke 3 года назад +1

      @@Tsubakiihime Unus

  • @RollerBaller
    @RollerBaller 4 года назад +5215

    Uterus: so no baby?
    Me: nope
    Uterus: well in that case allow me to peel off a layer of my tissues and I'll make sure you'll feel every bit of it.
    Me: why are you like this?

    • @ivyplant689
      @ivyplant689 3 года назад +101

      every flo comment ever 🤣🤣

    • @ieppei
      @ieppei 3 года назад +39

      bruh dont say it like that ;-;;;;; /hj

    • @bonkersallday
      @bonkersallday 3 года назад +17

      😂😂😂

    • @wingedcoco
      @wingedcoco 3 года назад +39

      Thanks, im sad now.

    • @stansman5461
      @stansman5461 3 года назад +218

      Ovary: we're all out of eggs.
      uterus: So now what?
      Ovary: Now, we burn it all!!

  • @finnaudley6005
    @finnaudley6005 4 года назад +8641

    brain: okay! no baby this month let's be chill
    uterus: did u say no baby?
    brain: wait no-
    uterus: *screams*

    • @blauekatze18
      @blauekatze18 4 года назад +164

      This made me lol

    • @emobabie_1302
      @emobabie_1302 4 года назад +153

      666 likes theory confirmed the uterus is satans work

    • @notsojosho
      @notsojosho 4 года назад +44

      I laughed so hard at this

    • @C_isfor
      @C_isfor 4 года назад +68

      Currently in the middle of screaming. This made me laugh and also cry

    • @MochiGirl11
      @MochiGirl11 4 года назад +65

      This has “So no head?” energy

  • @renirving8133
    @renirving8133 4 года назад +10891

    *imagine having a body*

    • @male6089
      @male6089 4 года назад +89

      I'm in love with your profile picture

    • @justipooh6866
      @justipooh6866 4 года назад +81

      Uh....you need to go to the doctor bout that.

    • @magolor152
      @magolor152 4 года назад +42

      Would be nice....

    • @roryrobinson8220
      @roryrobinson8220 4 года назад +91

      This post was brought to you by the ethereal being gang

    • @Kreptic
      @Kreptic 4 года назад +43

      Imagine imaginning having a body.

  • @detectiveben1096
    @detectiveben1096 4 года назад +2907

    Me: trying to sleep
    Brain: WE'RE GONNA FALL!
    Brain: ...oh, sorry.

    • @Professor_Iron
      @Professor_Iron 4 года назад +213

      Yeah like wtf is up with that? You're mere seconds away from passing out and you're brains like.. "Initiate falling"

    • @rowynnecrowley1689
      @rowynnecrowley1689 4 года назад +131

      Also Brain: WHAT WAS THAT SOUND?!
      Also also Brain: Nevermind. It was me.

    • @bubblegum1900
      @bubblegum1900 4 года назад +15

      Underrated comment 😂

    • @-Annn-
      @-Annn- 4 года назад +23

      @@Professor_Iron I've heard it had something to do with blood pressure dropping.

    • @Professor_Iron
      @Professor_Iron 4 года назад +4

      @@-Annn- oh?

  • @thisisemmalyshandle
    @thisisemmalyshandle 4 года назад +1555

    Bone breaks
    Brain: nah let’s not pay attention to that but, this bruise on your left thigh hurts

    • @yellowgoose5043
      @yellowgoose5043 4 года назад +16

      Nope wrong, trust me (broke my arm super bad, 90° angle, only lucky thing is it was a clean break :/)

    • @maybeoptify
      @maybeoptify 4 года назад +4

      @@yellowgoose5043 hes right

    • @chairman133
      @chairman133 4 года назад +39

      Optify hes half right, depends on where and how it broke

    • @spooktspeek
      @spooktspeek 3 года назад +3

      i mean, i had this huge bruise on my leg for a while but this little one on my arm hurt about 80% more
      so yes

    • @alexisventura7191
      @alexisventura7191 3 года назад +4

      @@yellowgoose5043 well, I got to see my sister break her leg
      At first, she actually didn't feel anything, just the impact (she had fallen)
      But when she felt it, she started crying and screaming straight away

  • @airnomad2650
    @airnomad2650 4 года назад +462

    Eyes: why am I the most important sense yet never recognised as an organ

    • @SonyaKhanOfficial
      @SonyaKhanOfficial 4 года назад +14

      Your profile picture omg🤣 Underrated comment👏🏼

    • @irish5755
      @irish5755 3 года назад +3

      lmao

  • @morkelkale4922
    @morkelkale4922 4 года назад +2112

    Brain: Hey I know your trying to sleep, but do you remember that embarrassing thing you did 7 years ago? Yeah that was pretty dumb

    • @OneEyedCloud01
      @OneEyedCloud01 4 года назад +11

      Things like that really fuck with me. Can't seem to get it out of my head and then I get supa hot fire pissed

    • @kingkjrn7298
      @kingkjrn7298 2 года назад

      I can relate so much

  • @totallynota7yr890
    @totallynota7yr890 4 года назад +2989

    Elbow: *bangs on wall
    Brain: *confused screaming

    • @autumn8920
      @autumn8920 4 года назад +22

      This is gold

    • @Persholm1
      @Persholm1 4 года назад +16

      Brain works, personally think mouth would work better though

    • @never371
      @never371 3 года назад +19

      Elbow : gets softly hit
      Brain : screams
      Elbow : well that didn't actually hurt but ok i guess...
      Braim : why did i do it?

    • @lix1806
      @lix1806 2 года назад

      @@Persholm1 you're that one guy on a p#rn video with the mindfuck tag LOL

  • @biswam6495
    @biswam6495 4 года назад +7556

    I'm just here assuming that graenolf has a degree in biology

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  4 года назад +1496

      Literally do not. I dropped out of college 😎

    • @UCeagle79
      @UCeagle79 4 года назад +77

      @@Graenolf did you use wikipedia?

    • @strongbear3369
      @strongbear3369 4 года назад +168

      @@Graenolf College is a joke, HEY WANNA BUY SOME INSANELY EXPENSIVE EDUCATION! One that's completely free online. ONE THAT YOU CAN'T CLAIM BANKRUPTCY ON! One where you'll probably just spend the most important part of you years 18-25 outside the real world, interconnect by fits of drunken stupor. ONE THAT YOUR TOLD TO GET THE SECOND YOUR AN ADULT!
      Best thing for a young kid is crippling debt.

    • @john5061
      @john5061 4 года назад +22

      @@strongbear3369 Lmao

    • @phoenixgemini42
      @phoenixgemini42 4 года назад +30

      @@strongbear3369 it is what you make of it.

  • @doofeternal3670
    @doofeternal3670 4 года назад +648

    Oh man all these actors look so similar it’s like they are all twins

  • @APerson-bq7nn
    @APerson-bq7nn 4 года назад +571

    Nose at 2 am when I'm trying to sleep: *a l l e r g i e s*

    • @chrisw9122
      @chrisw9122 4 года назад +2

      Lawd. So true.

    • @Merry_chrysler
      @Merry_chrysler 4 года назад +5

      I'm sick. This has been my daily.

    • @gryff3204
      @gryff3204 4 года назад +3

      AH! SO TRUE

    • @thepalestpuertorican
      @thepalestpuertorican 3 года назад +3

      Currently experiencing this 😭

    • @bookwormgirl1852
      @bookwormgirl1852 3 года назад +2

      It'll be 11 o clock and I'm trying to sleep and suddenly my nose is blocked lol

  • @humphrey6614
    @humphrey6614 4 года назад +2820

    *appendix* : "Yeah,I'm just gonna sit here and do nothing,until I decide to burst,then it's good luck everybody."

    • @nikmor5773
      @nikmor5773 4 года назад +276

      "My Main goal is to blow up and act like I don't know nobody "

    • @tavrosnitram1529
      @tavrosnitram1529 4 года назад +44

      _if i have to memorize a single order i think im going to_ *EXPLODE*

    • @IsleNaK
      @IsleNaK 4 года назад +16

      It actually has a function

    • @ilyachap
      @ilyachap 3 года назад +16

      It's actually quite an important organ of the immune system.

    • @norastorm99
      @norastorm99 3 года назад +6

      Mine did explode 😅 but I survived!!

  • @sabiealdover
    @sabiealdover 4 года назад +3818

    i laughed waaay too hard with the "under pressure" blood. stunning quality joke.

    • @mandyc3524
      @mandyc3524 4 года назад +8

      Sabie Aldover absolute best part

    • @godaim184
      @godaim184 4 года назад +4

      I don't understand it

    • @rzr5205
      @rzr5205 4 года назад +14

      @@godaim184 because under pressure is like blood pressure

    • @madeleine8662
      @madeleine8662 4 года назад +11

      @@godaim184 under pressure is a song by queen and david bowie (iconic, amazing song)

    • @sometimessnarky1642
      @sometimessnarky1642 4 года назад +3

      @Comment was not made • 2 years ago don't read the comments before the video is over.
      Your welcome.

  • @cheesethekoala8756
    @cheesethekoala8756 4 года назад +4369

    Stomach: So hungry dude
    Me: No you’re not we just had an entire r-
    Stomach: Shhhhhhhhh

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  4 года назад +587

      Yes.
      Yes again.

    • @someonesomewhere2023
      @someonesomewhere2023 4 года назад +49

      The abrupt "don't cut me" for veins just did me in. I lasted pretty long in the video too... :(

    • @coralbachmann6313
      @coralbachmann6313 4 года назад +10

      Shut up and take this oreo

    • @thiswowzer3217
      @thiswowzer3217 3 года назад +20

      I'm the opposite
      Stomach: I'm hungry dude.
      Me: well I'm sad and lazy. And I've got work.
      Stomach: dude, get yo ass off that chair-.
      Me: writing intensifies.

    • @lemeow4426
      @lemeow4426 3 года назад +5

      I am guessing the r is ravioli

  • @caelania1508
    @caelania1508 3 года назад +173

    “Lefty?”
    “Yes, sir.”
    *”Release the egg.”*
    **”My God”**

  • @somerandomdude374
    @somerandomdude374 4 года назад +223

    Me: *trying to sleep*
    My brain: "hey what if someone was standing in the corner watching you"

    • @mangomilker9227
      @mangomilker9227 4 года назад +9

      Why I hide my laundry basket under my bed

    • @rowynnecrowley1689
      @rowynnecrowley1689 4 года назад +6

      My Brain: I wonder if I'll get to kill/beat anyone up tonight? That would be cool. Or maybe I'll fly. I like flying. Ooh! Maybe both. That would be neat.

  • @jakobkiilerich3588
    @jakobkiilerich3588 4 года назад +2027

    Imagine the human body worked like an octopus so all the intelligence is spread out to every bodypart like this

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  4 года назад +172

      Lol

    • @Slime_eyes
      @Slime_eyes 4 года назад +32

      “everything has consciousness so everything can be talked to as if it is an individual self”
      watch teal swans video called fragmentation the worldwide disease at the 7:20 mark

    • @loverrlee
      @loverrlee 4 года назад +8

      Whose to say it isn’t? When was the last time you consciously controlled all your organs?

    • @totallynotzokix11_mc21
      @totallynotzokix11_mc21 4 года назад +4

      @@Slime_eyes teal swan is a bullshit cult

    • @noahrevan5452
      @noahrevan5452 4 года назад +2

      @@totallynotzokix11_mc21 yes it is.

  • @1classikai
    @1classikai 4 года назад +1641

    *Uterus:* Release the egg
    *Ovary:* But it was never fertilized!
    *Uterus:* And this is important why?!
    *Ovary:* It means no baby!
    *Uterus:* wHAT
    *Ovary:* ...
    *Uterus* nO BABY?!?!
    *Ovary:*
    *Uterus:*
    *Ovary:*
    *Uterus:* INITIATE SELF-DESTRUCT

    • @daxtro5492
      @daxtro5492 4 года назад +106

      And they have amnesia about this every month, don't they XD

    • @FirstnameLastname-es1ko
      @FirstnameLastname-es1ko 4 года назад +47

      Um the egg has to be released before it can be fertilized, so your joke doesn’t work lol

    • @44_kai
      @44_kai 4 года назад +27

      @@FirstnameLastname-es1ko this comment DiD nOt PaSs ThE vIbE cHeCk

    • @neydaa_
      @neydaa_ 4 года назад +8

      This is exactly how my doctor explained cramps to me when I was a kid 😂

    • @dalubuhlemagagula4944
      @dalubuhlemagagula4944 4 года назад +4

      **bleeds**

  • @thephoenixxy
    @thephoenixxy 4 года назад +2913

    "Two streams are better than one"... said no man ever.

    • @straubrey9480
      @straubrey9480 4 года назад +58

      The tip decides to do what it wants

    • @lalinmaen2860
      @lalinmaen2860 4 года назад +6

      I dont get it

    • @cyanoobs9781
      @cyanoobs9781 4 года назад +28

      Lalin Maen
      Urine goes from one controlled stream to... well... two now uncontrollable streams

    • @Manas-co8wl
      @Manas-co8wl 4 года назад +20

      Usually it's more of a beautiful arc vs juicy water laser show

    • @Theodore764
      @Theodore764 4 года назад +17

      I’ve hit a triple stream before.

  • @beefairy8620
    @beefairy8620 3 года назад +86

    “Release the egg.” So much pain in three words...

  • @amazingmagic56
    @amazingmagic56 4 года назад +288

    I'm just imagining someone coming over later to find dozens of post-it notes strewn across the trash with the word "nipple" poking out.

  • @lx4108
    @lx4108 4 года назад +787

    His descent into insanity is definitely complete

    • @bdunc7244
      @bdunc7244 4 года назад +15

      Descent?

    • @SiSi-oi2or
      @SiSi-oi2or 4 года назад

      Bdunc hahaa🤣

    • @lx4108
      @lx4108 4 года назад

      Bdunc you right thx

    • @eight8092
      @eight8092 4 года назад +3

      Descent? More like a belly flop.

    • @TheMasterOfLeaf
      @TheMasterOfLeaf 4 года назад

      Split personality order time

  • @emmatation9940
    @emmatation9940 4 года назад +767

    When you graduated from acting school and everyone's asking for a showreel to show off your range... this guy's got it.

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  4 года назад +118

      Haha 😆. A part of me wishes I went to one actually, but it’s fine - I’m making do just fine : )

  • @adeowazhere
    @adeowazhere 4 года назад +2219

    *I really wanna do it right now*
    _-my pp, 2020_

    • @mohamedelkayal2068
      @mohamedelkayal2068 4 года назад +77

      *do it do it do it*

    • @HarshRajAlwaysfree
      @HarshRajAlwaysfree 4 года назад +11

      @@mohamedelkayal2068 you have really lowered your standards don't you

    • @mohamedelkayal2068
      @mohamedelkayal2068 4 года назад +7

      @@HarshRajAlwaysfree Nah I'm just saying what his pp would be thinking. The struggle is real.

    • @xxmyharturhandzxx
      @xxmyharturhandzxx 4 года назад +5

      1k for pp

    • @legion4698
      @legion4698 4 года назад +4

      ZadeAnimates our second head will never stop until its done

  • @THElarry27
    @THElarry27 3 года назад +72

    You forgot the part where you bump your elbow and your entire nervous system enters the 6th dimension for a few seconds

  • @eyeleecat
    @eyeleecat 4 года назад +1211

    for the females: your period is just your uterus throwing a hissy fit that you arent gregnant
    pergenat
    pregante
    oh whats the word

  • @RaggedDan
    @RaggedDan 4 года назад +8783

    Mind: *Hey body, how are things going?*
    Body: _I hurt... aLl ThE tImE_
    Mind: ... *me too buddy*
    Edit: 5k likes is too kind for this :)

    • @CorsairSB0O8135
      @CorsairSB0O8135 4 года назад +90

      *And so, the chorus of agony commences*

    • @fbi3233
      @fbi3233 4 года назад +19

      WO. Marshmallow (*scream*) (*scream*) (*scream*) (*scream*) (*SCREEAAM*)

    • @dimez3702
      @dimez3702 4 года назад +8

      FBI I actually sung this comment

    • @מעין-צ9ג
      @מעין-צ9ג 4 года назад +2

      @@CorsairSB0O8135 hello are you also a marshmello

    • @4nd3rzzon
      @4nd3rzzon 4 года назад +1

      Why would you edit

  • @orpheous9405
    @orpheous9405 4 года назад +644

    I’m worried about your relationship with your grandma

  • @Acarainia
    @Acarainia 4 года назад +530

    *"Release the egg."*
    - Graenolf 2020

    • @reagan1316
      @reagan1316 4 года назад +4

      x EM x “my god”

  • @pavloverboy
    @pavloverboy 4 года назад +1424

    Brain: Gluten is completely harmless.
    Stomach: You mean evil, right?
    Brain: No, the gluten is not evil. Bread is not evil, it's part of a healthy, balanced die-
    Stomach: DIE?!?!?!?!?
    Brain: No, we aren't gonna die. Gluten is fine.
    Stomach: I don't understand
    Brain:
    Stomach: PAIN
    Brain: NO
    Stomach: MORE PAIN
    Brain: THIS IS NOT NECESSARY
    Stomach: ULCER TIME
    Brain: YOU NEED TO STOP-
    Stomach: *P A I N*
    Brain: NO CALM DOW-
    Stomach: *_REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE_*

    • @jep9092
      @jep9092 4 года назад +96

      I am sorry you cannot enjoy gluten

    • @Professor_Iron
      @Professor_Iron 4 года назад +136

      Brain: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS? WHY CANT YOU JUST BE NORMAL?

    • @bri5033
      @bri5033 4 года назад +54

      **Laughs in bread**

    • @myblahblahification
      @myblahblahification 4 года назад +36

      My body has left the chat due to ✨ inflammation ✨ 😂😂

    • @mysmirandam.6618
      @mysmirandam.6618 4 года назад +6

      I feel this rn

  • @charliemeave
    @charliemeave 4 года назад +108

    I feel like he’s sleep deprived to such a high level, that he has the side effects, but he looks awake.

  • @monkeydude952
    @monkeydude952 4 года назад +1390

    Brain: I desire death
    Body: I desire death
    Mouth: Yeah I'm good

  • @BryceEdwardBrown
    @BryceEdwardBrown 4 года назад +2521

    Guys, I'm sorry, but I haven't taken down my Christmas tree yet

    • @Noicey777
      @Noicey777 4 года назад +47

      Monster!

    • @itsozzy1378
      @itsozzy1378 4 года назад +88

      I see this as an extended Christmas.

    • @huffleclaw1019
      @huffleclaw1019 4 года назад +31

      *Triggered*

    • @beenice1555
      @beenice1555 4 года назад +13

      It’s getting far away from Christmas

    • @JB-tf3qh
      @JB-tf3qh 4 года назад +20

      Honestly fuck you

  • @dawsonvandecar1612
    @dawsonvandecar1612 4 года назад +364

    "I sense other humans, I should gurgle"

    • @jenniferc.6165
      @jenniferc.6165 4 года назад +1

      and I was thinking whew at least it's a gurgle and not a fart...

  • @jennyhare22
    @jennyhare22 4 года назад +537

    I’m ashamed I laughed at “super silly” 😂

    • @rowynnecrowley1689
      @rowynnecrowley1689 4 года назад +21

      I'm not. I love puns. All puns. The sillier the better.

    • @juiichiro2161
      @juiichiro2161 3 года назад +18

      @@rowynnecrowley1689 but that pun was supercilly

  • @Rachel-xg7hs
    @Rachel-xg7hs 4 года назад +155

    2:36 I love how it’s a “sir.” That was hilarious.

  • @ararepotato1420
    @ararepotato1420 4 года назад +796

    Mouth: "water *gasp* I need water!! *cough*
    Taste buds: "I know we said no more sugar. But I am going to make us crave it. That white powder is super addictive."
    Nose: "you don't need to use both nostrils do you? No."
    Stomach: "BURN BABY BURN!"
    Back: "welcome to the pain train!"
    Bones: "a storm's a'comin! I can feels it."

    • @lovelykitty42
      @lovelykitty42 4 года назад +46

      Uterus: “I’m gonna make you cry over the stupidest shit.”

    • @justarandomkidfromschool1601
      @justarandomkidfromschool1601 4 года назад +24

      Joints: Everytime you stand up we make some music and when you walk we become a symphony. Twist or your back or hips and we'll give an encore.

    • @Segagens
      @Segagens 4 года назад +2

      "That white power is super addictive." Woah, man! Maybe not the right place for that.

    • @optimistthebunny8315
      @optimistthebunny8315 4 года назад

      Bones sound like Shmeegle in this instance, precious ❤😂

    • @pavloverboy
      @pavloverboy 4 года назад

      The brain also thinks that white powder is super addictive and often makes you crave it, but it's not the white powder you're thinking of.

  • @lucidstarlight3296
    @lucidstarlight3296 4 года назад +628

    The nipple killed me😂 (well that was a weird sentence to write)

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  4 года назад +221

      I hope that’s the last time you ever type that out.

    • @lucidstarlight3296
      @lucidstarlight3296 4 года назад +82

      @@Graenolf That sentence got you acknowledging my existence so I'm sorry but it's my go-to phrase now

    • @jodoodlyboi2963
      @jodoodlyboi2963 3 года назад +3

      @@lucidstarlight3296 nice 🤣👌

  • @aldisuchti924
    @aldisuchti924 4 года назад +615

    only people with a body can relate

    • @vicgamesvt9682
      @vicgamesvt9682 4 года назад +10

      Yeah I agree I bet bearly anyone watching this has a body

    • @redacted5078
      @redacted5078 4 года назад +5

      @@vicgamesvt9682 Why am I being targeted

    • @OmenKito
      @OmenKito 4 года назад +1

      guys i cant relate 😔

    • @mangomilker9227
      @mangomilker9227 4 года назад

      Yeah I’m just a mango

  • @soup8451
    @soup8451 3 года назад +90

    Uterus: Hiii, just checkin’ in on that baby. Oh, what’s that? You’re not pregnant? Guess i’m just gonna have to *CAUSE EXTREME PAIN*

    • @deryasonmez330
      @deryasonmez330 2 года назад +3

      It’s like the the uterus prepares a baby room and shower but then finds out there won’t be a baby. Then goes on a crazy tangent and destroys the whole room out of grief.

    • @michellegong1626
      @michellegong1626 2 года назад +1

      And it does that every damn month.

  • @hiarchie
    @hiarchie 4 года назад +154

    Brain: *_"I wAs JuSt ThINkInG"_*

  • @Animeluvester
    @Animeluvester 4 года назад +533

    The only thing my intestines say is "pls, no more milk"

    • @catnipluver
      @catnipluver 4 года назад +2

      what

    • @luisacampos3893
      @luisacampos3893 4 года назад +28

      "why did you have to eat that??? you know I don't have lactase for it!!!"

    • @cheezcicle
      @cheezcicle 4 года назад +12

      And I say " mmm.. *cow sauce* "

    • @Cody.Tafoya
      @Cody.Tafoya 4 года назад

      A "Decker" is used as a final stage washer and thickener in the kraft paper industry.

    • @tuguldurpurevjargal4900
      @tuguldurpurevjargal4900 4 года назад +5

      If I was lactose intolerant, I would simply tolerate the lactose.

  • @achicken21
    @achicken21 4 года назад +494

    Graenolf: "super cilii :)"
    Brain: "oh my god, nose, engage!"
    Nose: *exhale*

    • @onedova2298
      @onedova2298 4 года назад +6

      Brain: Does Super cilii mean nose?
      Eyebrows: Lower
      Brain again: did my nose exhale? Oh yeah! .... Dumbass >_

  • @yassiec5294
    @yassiec5294 4 года назад +385

    have a biology test tomorrow and this is how I choose to study

  • @Hi-wu1se
    @Hi-wu1se 4 года назад +266

    Chronic Illness Edition:
    Nervous system: we need 3 liters of water pronto!
    Digestive system: did you say WATER? You know I’m SENSITIVE!
    Brain: so now we’re gonna..... what’s the word?? Wait what’s that called again? How do I speak? OH ITS CALLED A CAT
    Joints: so then she decided to try and WALK, like and idiot. So I did the logical thing and hurt. Saved a life.
    Eyes: I think... that’s a P, right? F? No... definitely a P... aaand I forgot what line we were reading

    • @themasterofpotatoes9475
      @themasterofpotatoes9475 3 года назад +22

      Eyes: right, I know you're doing a very difficult math problem right now and you're wearing glasses as thick as the Pacific Ocean, but, are you sure that 3 wasn't a 5, cause now it kind of looks like... Wait no! It's an 8!or is it a 3...

    • @kzklarity
      @kzklarity 3 года назад

      I felt this on a personal level 😩

  • @rimiy
    @rimiy 3 года назад +46

    Body : eat your greens, PLEASE, for the love of god we’re suffering here.
    Tongue : and more sugar it is.

  • @mochi_4726
    @mochi_4726 4 года назад +414

    Me: has an important event coming up which I've been preparing for
    My ovaries: *GUESS ITS ABOUT TIME*

    • @whalesharko4465
      @whalesharko4465 4 года назад +43

      "hey so I'm probably gonna be doing a lot of walking tomorrow, nowhere near a toilet or maybe I'm going to be sitting down watching something where I can't get up for a few hours so I was thinking-"
      Ovaries "say no fucking more my friend"

    • @forkysporky7073
      @forkysporky7073 4 года назад +15

      I was thinking of wearing white today...

    • @herlocksholmes-uv5qw
      @herlocksholmes-uv5qw 4 года назад +17

      Me: Hey, in a few days I will have this really important birthday party I need to do and I was wondering if-
      Uterus: I will speed up the process then _fistfights itself_
      Me: nO THATS NOT WHAT I MEAN-OUCH

    • @Starry_Tones
      @Starry_Tones 3 года назад

      Every time. Every freaking time.

  • @blinicat192
    @blinicat192 4 года назад +161

    Uterus: Lefty!
    Ovary: Yessir!
    Uterus: *Release the egg*
    Ovary: my god..
    *in the distance, sirens*

    • @snakes7303
      @snakes7303 4 года назад +7

      Uterus: Release..THE EGG!
      Ovary: But..but whY-
      People with periods: aGHH!

    • @lunariousmoon
      @lunariousmoon 3 года назад

      The sirens are us screaming in pain

  • @Dodo-yw3rw
    @Dodo-yw3rw 4 года назад +676

    Am I red... am I blue
    All depends, where are you
    Are you in.. are you out
    Out of the body, how about that?
    Am I thin..am I thicc
    Don't cut me

  • @toastiestfresh
    @toastiestfresh 4 года назад +181

    my brain watching this: *haha. i do that.*

  • @Amy-no9le
    @Amy-no9le 4 года назад +57

    “Release the egg”
    And so the cycle of death begins

  • @lk2465
    @lk2465 4 года назад +109

    That “Cheeks” one was a real rollercoaster ! 😂

  • @djblade3688
    @djblade3688 4 года назад +254

    Brain: ok I know you’re trying to sleep, but remember your crush, yeah let’s think about her all night long

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  4 года назад +54

      yes :’)

    • @kamerynbaker9728
      @kamerynbaker9728 4 года назад +7

      felt that

    • @djblade3688
      @djblade3688 4 года назад +1

      Alexander Valdez meant specifically my brain really. But yeah I guess.

    • @ikeilledaguy4349
      @ikeilledaguy4349 4 года назад +9

      *Everyone Felt That*

    • @gabbyireland215
      @gabbyireland215 4 года назад +2

      @@Graenolf OH MY GOSH I'm having that exact same problem.
      Goddam crushs. (≧ω≦)/ Happy Valentine's day everyone❣

  • @ikarys1703
    @ikarys1703 4 года назад +115

    Nobody:
    My Blood: *UnDeh PreSsUAh!!*

    • @solardashpraxus
      @solardashpraxus 4 года назад +2

      Kris Foro I like your profile picture

    • @ikarys1703
      @ikarys1703 4 года назад +1

      Ah I see, a man of culture

    • @user-gg4ob7gx1c
      @user-gg4ob7gx1c 3 года назад +1

      Pushing down on me, pushing down on you.

    • @ikarys1703
      @ikarys1703 3 года назад +1

      @@user-gg4ob7gx1c no man asked for

    • @aasthade0309
      @aasthade0309 3 года назад

      @@ikarys1703 under pressure

  • @gretablackwell495
    @gretablackwell495 3 года назад +57

    My skin: bro what’s wrong
    My immune system: c h l o r i n e b a d
    Skin: wait no don’t-
    Immune system: c o l d t e m p e r a t u r e b a d
    Skin: please stop
    Immune system: RELEASE THE HISTAMINES
    Skin: whAT THE FUCK

  • @Peeriemoot_
    @Peeriemoot_ 4 года назад +146

    2:20 I don’t even have balls and this had me wheezing

    • @reaperwolf8135
      @reaperwolf8135 4 года назад +5

      It is accurate tho

    • @rowynnecrowley1689
      @rowynnecrowley1689 4 года назад +8

      Every time I hear one of those cockandballs horror stories, it makes me sooo glad I don't have either. Tho I have been racked in the lady balls from time and time, and shut my nipple in a large book, and those are no picnic either.

    • @gizmo8489
      @gizmo8489 4 года назад +3

      Every guy knows the side step lmao 😂

    • @pluto-qd2qu
      @pluto-qd2qu 4 года назад +3

      @@rowynnecrowley1689 im dying at the “large book” 😂😭

    • @lexiloonabean
      @lexiloonabean 2 года назад

      I have a kid brother so I have a little bit of a understanding

  • @ffi7686
    @ffi7686 4 года назад +493

    Joke’s on you I’m left handed - 1:10

    • @cynccat
      @cynccat 4 года назад +43

      i'm left handed too but just as bad as throwing a ball as my right hand

    • @plaguedvenice
      @plaguedvenice 4 года назад +7

      @@cynccat fuggin same

    • @luks303
      @luks303 4 года назад +16

      So theres a reunion of freaks going on in here huh, may I join?

    • @cynccat
      @cynccat 4 года назад +7

      @@luks303 sure

    • @MelB868
      @MelB868 4 года назад +5

      The majority of the people are right handed left handed people are unique

  • @firstlast9846
    @firstlast9846 4 года назад +640

    Me: **Wakes Up**
    Brain: *Morning Sleepyhead* Was Wondering when You’d wake up - After You’ve had Your Breakfast 🥞 - I’ve got a Whole Day - of Overthinking and Anxiety - all waiting for you.. Have A Great Day...
    Me: There’s nothing to be Sad About..
    Brain: *BiTcH THEre AbOUt To Be*

    • @tgarcher720
      @tgarcher720 4 года назад +9

      Yeah basically

    • @umserhumano557
      @umserhumano557 4 года назад +4

      Brain in a nutshell

    • @FinallyAnna
      @FinallyAnna 4 года назад +4

      I read that good morning bit like Kokichi ouma from danganronpa lol

    • @roisin1298
      @roisin1298 4 года назад

      Drv3 flashbacks

    • @camigiron926
      @camigiron926 4 года назад +2

      @@FinallyAnna Rise and shine ursine

  • @UmatsuObossa
    @UmatsuObossa 3 года назад +31

    Gallbladder: I started a rock collection.
    Appendix: I don't know the meaning of life, so I've decided to end it all......and I'm taking you all with me!!!

  • @niamhythedegen
    @niamhythedegen 4 года назад +15

    This skit is technically just Brain trying to write a sketch insulting the rest of your organs

  • @zablegend
    @zablegend 4 года назад +221

    Can I just say this guy is so funny and relatable

    • @maxirani7415
      @maxirani7415 4 года назад +10

      i pray to god that you're not relating to the last scene

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  4 года назад +18

      Zabrina 🤍

    • @Max-ig7np
      @Max-ig7np 4 года назад +4

      Yeah honestly, this guy is relatable. I felt a connection with his sense of humour immediately.

    • @_DMNO_
      @_DMNO_ 4 года назад +6

      especially the part about squeezing grandma's cheeks

  • @pleasehelp3319
    @pleasehelp3319 4 года назад +111

    3:30 THAT LAUGH AT HIS OWN JOKE WAS SO CUTE I CAN’T-

  • @reebeec5928
    @reebeec5928 4 года назад +127

    I keep enjoying these skits, I’m so glad you’re doing your own thing

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  4 года назад +25

      Thank you, Nova 🤝

    • @Luna-xe1nd
      @Luna-xe1nd 4 года назад +6

      Yep, he's not a wisdom tooth.

  • @a_wild_beast7064
    @a_wild_beast7064 3 года назад +39

    Brain: *Hey, guess what? I NAMED MYSELF.*
    Edit:
    A Random Toe: **gets stubbed**
    *WHY ARE WE STILL HERE? JUST TO SUFFER?*

  • @imjustverable3860
    @imjustverable3860 3 года назад +6

    Brain: I retain so much knowledge, but now that you have asked me a question I will eject it all

  • @dreyvenyeetus1319
    @dreyvenyeetus1319 4 года назад +308

    Graenolf: I get squeezed by your grandma
    Me: Oh, then its your face chee-
    Graenolf: I squeeze hers back, it's very plump down there
    Me: 😰

  • @rozari
    @rozari 4 года назад +90

    *By the way, here's something you should've said in that argument you had 2 years ago*

  • @lemow9312
    @lemow9312 4 года назад +76

    I did not expect the nipples to peekaboo me 💀.Couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes straight

  • @wolfmistresswilderr6579
    @wolfmistresswilderr6579 3 года назад +11

    Uterus: "hey... hey. you gonna have a baby yet?"
    Me: "I'm thirteen."
    Uterus: "...and?"

    • @michellegong1626
      @michellegong1626 2 года назад +1

      Me: ”…”
      Uterus: “T E A R i t D O W N”

  • @torakunoichi
    @torakunoichi 3 года назад +5

    I find it weirdly adorable when the body parts say my human, particularly the eyebrow

  • @Michelle-rq8vk
    @Michelle-rq8vk 4 года назад +42

    most sophisticated and polite balls ever

  • @ariesmothsong
    @ariesmothsong 4 года назад +237

    i somehow read it as "posted 7 months ago" and was very confused after clicking and seeing only 35 comments

    • @NoContextRDH
      @NoContextRDH 4 года назад +7

      Well, as you have discovered, you were mistaken chumpmuffin

  • @Karmic_Rhetoric
    @Karmic_Rhetoric 4 года назад +68

    No one is talking about the blood being under pressure joke and it makes me sad because it was so funny

  • @ploof592
    @ploof592 4 года назад +15

    This is like a low budget inside out... Outside in

  • @yellowdrapes5536
    @yellowdrapes5536 4 года назад +3

    Wisdom teeth really got me lmfaoo
    Mine are coming in legit sideways so technically they haven't emerged yet and the "follow my own path" thing REALLY GOT ME 😂😂😂😂

  • @yellowsparklefish337
    @yellowsparklefish337 4 года назад +74

    Definately laughed way too hard at super-silly

  • @bonemeat3917
    @bonemeat3917 4 года назад +56

    The ovary one has the best comedic timing, very well done sir

  • @ProtectTheRebel
    @ProtectTheRebel 4 года назад +66

    You sir, are killing me. In the good way

  • @nyoomi5659
    @nyoomi5659 4 года назад +2

    I kept seeing your videos on my timeline, watched all of them, and I now have no choice but to subscribe.

  • @emmadavid4911
    @emmadavid4911 4 года назад +8

    2:00 ‘I’m not a piece of food, you philistine, why are you biting me?!’ 😂

  • @saltie5480
    @saltie5480 4 года назад +76

    When I write my biology essay, I'm crediting this as my source.

  • @Lapaula22
    @Lapaula22 4 года назад +106

    Me - *trying to sleep*
    Brain - Hey remember that Outlast yaoi manga? And the Orc bride manga? Cool dude, good night now

    • @stardoogalaxie9314
      @stardoogalaxie9314 4 года назад +20

      outlast *what* now

    • @homelackin2234
      @homelackin2234 4 года назад +12

      Paula, i hope you know that you just made an innocent man read a very not so innocent story. I was not prepared. Thanks good night

    • @fashiharz8584
      @fashiharz8584 4 года назад +1

      Oh i like the second thing you mentioned. :)

    • @stardoogalaxie9314
      @stardoogalaxie9314 4 года назад +5

      Paula. Paula, drop that link I swear

    • @nutella7162
      @nutella7162 4 года назад +2

      I'm not familiar with the first one but the second... *it scares me* . You feel rather conflicted when you can't sleep for a number of days but the art style is so pretty and you like the authors work from a storytelling point of view :')
      *peacefully in dreamland having a tea party with the tooth fairy*
      Brain: Sooo ya know that time in Orc bride when they-
      *tooth fairy insta kill*

  • @ashironikko5860
    @ashironikko5860 4 года назад +195

    So inside my body is also having a body in every part of my organs so my organs have an organs too so my organs that have organs is also have an organs too...with body

    • @xivie1239
      @xivie1239 4 года назад +10

      U just made science even more complicated

    • @yellowsparklefish337
      @yellowsparklefish337 4 года назад +11

      Why does this comment make me feel russian

    • @MelB868
      @MelB868 4 года назад +2

      No it’s just a play silly.

    • @alexia3552
      @alexia3552 4 года назад +1

      kpopiloveit 44 turtles all the way down

    • @The_Lone_Outlaw
      @The_Lone_Outlaw 4 года назад +2

      Don’t do drugs kids...

  • @strawberryfarmer7324
    @strawberryfarmer7324 4 года назад +10

    And he ends it with an epic yo grandma joke. What a legend.

  • @lastcataract2070
    @lastcataract2070 4 года назад +79

    For anyone who's wondering I'm pretty sure back boobs are shoulder blades (when I was a child I called them back knuckles)

    • @goosegoose108
      @goosegoose108 4 года назад +6

      Man, I miss when mine would hurt if I sat against the mirror in ballet :[

    • @FallingStary
      @FallingStary 4 года назад +1

      Or excess fat

    • @rowynnecrowley1689
      @rowynnecrowley1689 4 года назад +15

      No. Fat people have back boobs. Especially when they try to squeeze into a top that's way too small.... Fight me.

    • @ponylover2206
      @ponylover2206 3 года назад

      The backside. Lol