Things your FBI agent says 2
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This video features the things your fbi agent says. Welcome to the sequel. Our guardian angel(s) has returned bringing memes, presumptuous surveillance, and funny confessions. Enjoy.
Graenolf, you're starting to become a risk. I'm okay with it though.
He also wanted me to say: "Thanks to my Instagram friends for giving me funny suggestions for this. You helped a lot : )"
A video purely to flex his ability to sing, the rest of the FBI are onto you Graenolf.
it took 18 minutes for youtube to recommend this video to me... 18 MINUTES
Why
tell us the true, u are a fbi agent
Graenolf what does OYFUM! mean?
"I believe this person is just a writer" is very accurate,
I know, right? If someone went through my search history, they would be really traumatized! 😂
Ahhhh my group 😂 I always get scared when I search up writing related information
i regularly consider adding 'not a serial killer, just a writer' to all of my searches
@@Jon-eu4pn I have a t-shirt that says just that lmao
Cant tell you how many times I can relate to this 😂
i feel bad for my agent, all they see is an awkward person who is always eating and never leaves the dorm
Maybe they're a fan of mukbang
@@tinyfreckle i sure hope not
Youre not alone bro, I'd say literally more than 40% of people do this
@@tuttosalve8352 yeah, which is why I feel bad for them. I'm sure they get so tired of seeing the same thing, lol
Anna안나 what do you mean?
0:29
I seriously thought that was gonna be a smooth ad for nordvpn
Omg same😂😂
...Smooth ad for RAIDD SHADDOOOOWWWW LEEEGGGENDDDD
I wonder if Graenolfs FBI agent is showing this to his friends laughing
i can verify this
@@ma2443 **sweats profusely**
@@ma2443 *Plays USSR national anthem*
@@frenchsoldier8485 the irony is suffocating me
@@connordavis9799 Gute
_Maybe the reason why my dad is gone is because he cared so much about me he became my FBI agent._
yeah, sure, yeah, yeah
Yes definitely
Plot twist of the century
No Cogniferous, the crash was 7 years ago and you have to move on with your life
@@isecodude6114 There was never a crash, it was a hold up at the gas station. He said he'd be right back. He'll be back.
I would listen to an entire cover of “put your head on my shoulder” by him, HONESTLY!!
Seriously! His voice is so good!
Same
same
same
Agreed
“I don’t care if she’s a 500-year-old vampire, she is still a child!”
NOOO! SHES 500. THAT'S NOT A CHILD THATS JUST A...S-SMALL BODY. STAHHP FBI PLS
SHES A 4000 YEAR OLD DRAGON!! I SWEAR!!!! NO, PLEASE SHES NOT A CHILD IN THIS WORLD I SWEAR!
Is that a Shinobu reference? :o
@@emikotagahushi941 Arararararagi approves.
@@erne57 Did you just stutter?
When you realise that the fbi watch your Netflix for free, while trying to see what you are pirating.
grumpy guy 666
Watch youtube video with ad blocker off
@@bigb222 oh ye
To my fbi agent seeing this... Fuck you, dude
@@horseoperamarker that isn't true fbi agent ily
Wait...
“This guy has so many tabs open, I think I’m gonna need backup”
Holy shoot.
That’s me.
I have like 40+ tabs open on my phone at all times.
The highest number I have counted was 204. Oh boy was that a looong ten minutes.
Holy shit how slow was your mofukin phone
@@rebellion241 actually its not that slow, it just loses battery quicker...
Same I always have 50+ tabs open on my phone
Oof i have at least 90+ open with the amount of fanfics i read all the time
@@athasiatomas189 that is exactly why i have so many open...
If everyone has their own FBI agent, that means that half of the world population is secretly an FBI agent or there is secretly twice as many people in the world.
The FBI agents also have an FBI agent
I'm still waiting for a position
You have a clone, that way they know everything about you from the get go
@@dx.feelgood5825 if they have FBI agent...so the agent mush have one too right?
@@amamiya1208 it goes on forever, it seems.
“This guy has so many tabs open I feel like I need backup”
I feel personally attacked
That's like all my teachers having 15 tabs open at once wondering why their computer is so slow
@@covfefecafe9947 Fax
I only have 92 but I feel kinda bad for my agent..
@@karmakinsmen1808 "only"
I have 972 tabs open on Safari, but you are only mortal.
Your cat acts so normal like you casually go round with a suit speaking into a phone.
How else would he walk around his house?
What should the cat be doing? Breakdancing?
I'm laughing at you while simultaneously deleting my internet history and closing all the curtains
thats cute, NordVPN? yeah we know
your overly concerned FBI agent shit what kind of dirt you got on me? Spare me I swear to god I’m a writer.
@@ma2443 welp i hope you are proud , i quit porn . And help me with my gf sometimes , you asshole... I'm shy af as is i need backup sometimes.
@@vivekmathur3514 thats all fine, the problem starts when you dont turn your phone off and i start hearing it. You say your shy but why is it i always hear manly moans? I HAVE EARS YOU KNOW
@@22B112 NO NO THAT WAS A ONE TIME THING OKAY, it was a painful memory but now i am REBORN
Me: *puts webcam on computer*
FBI Agent: You fool, I have 70 alternative ways to look on you
I have 70 alternative accounts!
@@TieflingInAJar You'll never know my main!
You thought it was internet privacy but it was me, FBI agent
I taped the webcam. Am almost destroying the microphones
@@jucy588 easier to use Linux...
We don't really have to wear a suit tho-
Hiiiiiiiii
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
is this real
wut fbi mean
like im not stupid
In that suit he looks like Connor from Detroit: Become Human.
Yessss
Yesssss
I was about to disagree with you, but I changed my mind. You're totally right, there's def a passing resemblance.
bruh that looks nothing like him, it’s literally just a black suit
28 STAB WOUNDS
"Turn that back on right now. I will SWAT you."
🤣
me as a writer: google, give me a synonym of walk
my agent: YOU HAVE LOOKED THIS UP FIVE TIMES ALREADY. FIVE. IT'S LITERALLY WALK HOW CAN YOU NOT-
Travel
Stroll
OH MY, SAMEE
Saunter
Glide
My FBI agent will be like: "Haha, I do that.."
123 456 😂
78910👌
i read that like that one vine
or is it 0-1-2-3-4-5-6?
@@miezekatze2945 You know it too
Plot twist: He’s actually an FBI agent
Trust me...he isn’t...not anymore...
FBI Shame :/
Yeah he joined the Russians :/
F.B.I. Motherlander 😎
"I believe this person is just a writer"
I can feel that on a SPIRITUAL LEVEL
This is literally like The Office: FBI Edition, and im living for it
I'd actually watch that show
Is that a thing that you just made up?
I'm sorry but The office is overated. So many better shows
@@chocolate9301 I think they meant the shooting style?
@@chocolate9301 your insane
"how to kill someone with a straw" code alert of murder " multiple ways to charactertise a death scene"
HOLD YOUR HORSES its a writer not a serial killer
ah yeah the murder and serial killer , same google
Pretty sure all my googling about "how to start a cult," "how to kill without mess," "how to move a body," "decomposition speed of corpse," and "human as fertilizer" probably gave them quite the scare.
@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth oh i know all of these because of my job. so they don't suspect a thing. have someone else google it for you
@@edarddragon what do you do to know how to start a cult, u a leader?
Dads when their asleep and we get a centimeter closer to the remote:
"Turn that BACK ON RIGHT NOW. I will SWAT you!"
Me: I feel like I'm his FBI agent watching him
*2 seconds later*
Him: Who is my FBI agent? Is it Hannah?
*H A H*
Hhhhh oh no
Nice
😂😂😂
JESUS CHRIST-
The sequel we've all waited for lads.
Rikardo Vošten FBI OPEN UP
Don’t we all love sequels?
The honour of being the 1K like is unreal
@@hotboxedtoaster2076 The honour of having 1k likes is unreal.
plot twist: this is our FBI agent trying to communicate with us indirectly
"I believe this person is just a writer"
... yeah, I could probably get away with murder with all the research I've done lol
APassersby Some people don’t enjoy writing fantasy
i could probably get away with mass murder with all the research ive done on public computers
Because there is some traction on this comment somehow, I just wanted to say that one of my characters has a bo staff that also can become a magic-enhanced pogo stick. I just wanted to share that with y'all because I thought it was funny. Have an amazing day, you are lovely people :D
@@lifeontheledgerlines8394 ngl thats pretty nice
literal mood, like I'm surprised the FBI isn't concerned
"HQ, disengage. I believe this person is just a writer."
Yes, yes I am. No need to worry.
Covering your tracks i see
Shit. They're onto us. SCATTER!
Your FBI agent watching you watch this:
👁 👄 👁
I just realized that the word "essay" is pronounced just by saying out loud the letters "s" and "a" and I'm not sure what to do with this information
Ah the English language.
Did you say it like- eh-sahay???? Before?
I have to do an sa
@@carlyskanberg3272 No? 🤦 My point is that all the other letters are silent
Why
Him: Singing
Person: Turns song off
Him: *Turn that back on right now. I WILL SWAT YOU!*
The singings actually good
Yes, that is indeed what happened, thank you for informing me.
@@quandaledingle1641 EXACTLY why do people get 1K LIKES for just SAYING what g]happens in the video?
His singing is very impressive
@@guswilliams135 because
"I believe this person is just a writer." I mean, I hope they can figure that out... it'll be an awkward day in court otherwise.
"HQ, disengage. I believe this person is just a writer."
Why are you calling me out like this? 😂
Crona J. Ikr like stop calling me out, I just wanna write my books, and my fan-fiction.
Me: goes into incognito mode
FBI: oh no where'd he go
Ya we can’t access you at all no way so illegal
LMFAOOOO
u know incognito doesn't stop them right
💀💀💀
@@ezzeldinmohd6740 Wow its almost as if it was a joke. Thanks for pointing this out for us, because nobody realized.
Yo this dudes really creating a story with this character
Why is he such a good singer???
He has a singing channel
It's called Guyon Brandt but he only has one video up
@@liamsmyth7707 thanks for that
"this guy has so many tabs open that i think i'm gonna need backup"
_you will rue the day you countered me and my 247 youtube videos that i haven't gotten around to watch, this being one of them_
I'm overwhelmed with joy that I'm not the only one, may I ask your personality type? I'm INTP, and I've been wondering if it's common for us
@@blueninja012 huh, i never thought about that. i'm intp as well, i wonder what the correlation (if present) might mean
@@blueninja012 INTP Squad!
Yes, I've had upwards of 100 tabs, I'm an absolute tab hoarder. Then I discovered the ability to set tabs aside, now I'm a concealed hoarder.
@@blueninja012 Yep, INTP, with 200 tabs and 1000+ unwatched youtube videos
Omg I'm INTP too and I do the same with tabs and videos !! At the beginning of quarantine I even took a whole day to watch all of my videos
"I will swat you"
Lmao that line is underrated
Hey, shoutout to all our FBI agents out there
Yes
Thanks
I am ur FBI agent
Yep
No problem my g
Wait... Shit
the moment he started to sing gave me goosebumps, his voice is so beautiful!
mi corazón como se hincha
Graenolf huh
@@Graenolf you wot m8
Graenolf 1v1 me in mimecraft
@@pizzafacenine1498 thnks m8
Can we just take a moment to appreciate how you've got the singing voice of an angel though
Me: *using a vpn to hide my online activities*
FBI: Lemme fix that
Sterling Obikoya nah fam use the vpn to get “videos” that aren’t available in your country
@@r3ken172 yeah.... videos
Ghost Killzzz yeah “ exclusive”.... Netflix bruh get your mind out the gutter cause my mind is there
Ghost Killzzz ok wasn’t funny just cringe I’m just gonna go
FBI: (sees me writing a essay)
FBI: (disappointed about humanity)
Accurate
“This is the 10th time he’s searched for yagami Yato- I- who even is Yagami- oh”
Same
You mean Yatogami?
*please no*
this guy’s fbi agent watching him make this: that is very much 𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓺𝓾𝓪𝓽𝓮
Is this guy's fbi agent Holt???
No my name is Chris
@@rocio2068 Yas, queen. ruclips.net/video/Zh4PTkFYGbY/видео.html
"Turn that back on right now, I will swat you!"
Relatable as hell. If you're watching me know that's it's to late the nuclear codes are all mine.
I will SWAT you
Raid him with a swat team
The one about the dick-joke was too relatable. I always barge into discussions between guys and speak my mind.
And because of the blue avatar they assume I'm male and say I probably have a micropenis.
I then go; 'My dick's tinier than a micropenis. It isn't even visible.'
And I always find that very funny. I never expected him to reference this in a video, haha.
Oh my god "I believe this person is just a writer..." I feel attacked. I google so many questionable things for writing...
:DDDDD
Same
Gotta make that death scene realistic :D
Ok first of all he has no right to be that good at singing
What mine says: Ugh, you're watching that Graenwolf chap again??
Mines thinks he's hilarious!
Graenolf*
as long as it keeps you off the furry porn im perfectly okay with it, god knows how many times ive had to wash my eyes after seeing that
@@ma2443 Lmao
I love how the FBI agents are basically guardian angels
"Just a lucky guess, I suppose"
*chuckles nervously*
AS A COLLEGE STUDENT I FELT THE "OH THEY'RE JUST A WRITER" THING
I know I'm late but why did you shout it?
@@southSNIPEDZ Right? Lol.
WHY ARE YOU YELLING
3:31
“Shut up Janet, I’m not going to your freaking baby shower”
My FBI Agent: "are you really watching that movie again? you know that actor really isn't even very attractive and this movie is kinda bad...."
What type of movie
Netflix said some guy watched The Bee Movie 364 times in 365 days
Me watching the Thor movies for Loki
FBI: okay, fine
Error: the funny will arrive in 3 to 4 business days
That's my fbi agent when I watch speed racer for the millionth time
Okay, but like
Can we talk about how lovely Graenolf’s voice is?
Right!?
I knowwwwwwww
jasmine patterson for real!!straight facts
He sings in this video?..or just his talking voice?...it is exquisite, lmao
@@avi_s0ncin0 no he sings in the middle
Someone: talks about US history
Me: *Nice Hamilton reference, bro*
*Picks up phone*
"Hello?"
"Oh hi, could you open your blinds please i'm trying to watch the game here"
listen I felt that eyebrow raise. You put those brows down right now, sir! You are not licensed to carry a weapon of that caliber !
Fr tho he’s a really good singer
Plot twist: he’s actually your FBI Agent.
"I believe their just a writer" ... don't call me out like that
If you're a writer then you ought to know the difference between "their" and "they're".
69th like
@@Minecraftsweg I would call you a grammar nazi but this comment was genuinely stupid
@@botslayer9814 Grammar Gestapo here. You called?
@@Minecraftsweg not every writer is good at grammar that's why there is editors lol
My FBI agent is currently having the time of their life. They have watched me and every texting conversation ever had with my crush and this is like a Netflix series to them.
6:55
Hey FBI agent? I apologize for all my googling about "how to start a cult," "how to kill without mess," "how to move body," "decomposition speed of corpse," and "human as fertilizer." Maybe next time could you send some warning before you dig up my garden?
Potato Patato so you wanna start a cult?
In An Elmo Cult.
Lol
Anyone wanna join Boomer cult?
To kill without mess u need to posion the person humans are ok fertilizer but take a lot of time to decompose and smell worse then actually compost to move a body simply pick it up with gloves
"I believe this person is just a writer."
He gets it.
"Disengage, this person is just a writer" I FEEL ATTACKED
Float Grandpa Float I KNOW
THE THINGS I’VE GOOGLED JUST FOR WRITING OML
canadia blossom same
canadia blossom I’m pretty sure I’ve searched “what does blood taste like” for it lol
@@qwart22 Copper.
YOU HAVE A CAT?!? WHY HAVEN’T WE MET HIM HE’S SO HANDSOME
If you look in the mirror at one point you can see he has two
Time stamp I'm begging you
Esther Fichtenholz ok
Esther Fichtenholz 2:26
He's an introvert of course he does
I want them to say something about these people 😂😂 :
-The one who searches in incognito
-That one weeaboo who watches way too many hentai
-The night owls
-The sleep deprived
I am the last two ones...
There was one about incognito.
A-and I qualify for all of the four... Or had qualified at some point in my life.
It feels like he's in a FBI version of the Office 🤣🤣
2:22 You should definitely sing more XDDDD
He really should-
@Anna안나 *rapidly inhales* Thank you.
@@turtlefox2758 ruclips.net/video/l5XKZ81zri8/видео.html
This is the video and the only one of him singing in that channel.
Edit: I don't know if there is another channel, but this is the only one I found.
“You accidentally terminated the kittens “ lmao Christ
I wanna meet my FBI agent :( we could be friends bro
Hey it's me your FBI agent...
@@bigboi8195 and I'm yours
@@moistmeathateroffurries8621 as im yours
@@Musica_ad_Patrem we thought it was turtles all the way down but it's actually those turtles' FBI agents
@@Musica_ad_Patrem I am watching you
"False alarm. He's just fact-checking Game Theory."
OYFUM: "Oh, you fr*cked up man"
6:33 I actually charge my phone to *exactly* 99% _every single time._
*I LIKE PAIN.*
YOU MONSTER
People: I trigger perfectionists with this.
Perfectionists: *Realizes it's a perfect 99%* I'll allow it
Yes, I stole this from the darkweb
Noooooooooooooooooo
I charge it to 95% because I once heard that doing it for longer could burn the batteries 😂
I take it off when it’s Over 80%
Your channel is so aesthetic, unique..... thank’s universe for graenolf
Ah thank you 😊
you're right, but I'm mildly annoyed at the "thank's"
If there's a government agent watching me, hi. Hope you're having a nice day
“Sorry I think this person is just a *writer* “ Me: I can confirm that.
Tip: Use DuckDuckGo as a search engine, it doesn't save any of your search history lol
@@lifeontheledgerlines8394 hahaha
no one:
Me: *reads comments*
Also me: *Do FbI AgEnTs HaVe FbI aGeNtS*
HMMMMM
Yes, and those FBI Agents also have FBI Agents
@@raisiins wait that means an FBI is watching another FBI which is watching another FBI and it goes for ever
@@bednegochie4963 Yessir 😎😎
The fbis fbis fbis fbis fbis fbis fbis fbis fbis fbis fbis fbis fbis fbis fbis agent
Anyone gonna talk about how good he can sing?
2:31
My FBI agent watching me watch this video: "lmao mood"
Video: Charles Lee didn't like his superior
Somewhere in my Brain: IM A GENERAL WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LITERALLY ME OMG
Where my mind went too
SAME
2:13
Instead of me
He promotes
Charles Lee
Makes him second-in-command
I'm a General
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FBI Agent: i think he's dying
Me: **gay noises**
FBI Agent: oh no hes just in love again
*"*gay noises*"* is one of the best things ive read all day lol
Also FBI Agent: wait.... why is there so many pornhub tabs-? Oh.... OHH!! ... *ooooohhhh* 😏
V I B I N
Not funny
Bro s a m e
Connor from Detroit Become human, what he'd be like if he was a deviant from the start:
Now I can't unsee Connor- the android sent by cyberlife
"I believe this person's just a writer"
I absolutely get this
Oyfum, in my head, is the feeling when you've successfully separated a yolk from the white and you look at it blobbing around all whole.. That specific tiny pride in the fact you separated this fragile easily punctured thing intact.
My FBI agent watching me watch FBI agents: What...
My FBI agent watching me read a comment about watching FBI agents: Okay now this is just stupid
Just think about your FBI agent’s CIA agent. They must be pissed.
Aple
This is a gem. Also his singing is good.
The one about VPN killed me
Plot Twist: Turns out he is a FBI Agent and everything he does, he does daily at work-
“This guy has so many tabs open, I think I’m gonna need backup."
What its like to be assigned to a TV Tropes user.
I just found this channel yesterday, and I can’t stop binging it and idk why..... I’m ok with it though
Æ
Œ
6:56
Dude my friend who writes loves writing angst got called into the principal's office for doing the same thing
Watching him sing "put your head on my shoulder"...made me think it was a silhouette challenge reference...but this was made just before quarantine 😂
I do genuinely wonder how many times I’ve ended up in an FBI watch list while researching stuff for writing
2:06 "Thesaurus isn't gonna save your essay."
Me who used to do that a lot of the time: "YOU CAN'T KNOW THAT!" 😟😠😥😢😂
7:12 "the emojis someone uses, especially in one consecutive string in a sentence, the more delusional that person is going to be. "
Whoever's watching me has to be super aggravated all the time because I'll literally look right at my water bottle and then keep looking for it.
Graenolf: makes another things your FBI agent says video
Me: do it again