Things your FBI agent says 3
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This video features the things your FBI agent says. Take note, for they are listening to us now. They're pretty chill though like, I don't mind. Be sure to watch my other vids like things introverts say, OR things your girlfriend says. Oke bye 😇
Graenolf's FBI agent: "That's not what I sound like!"
Everyone who has watched this' fbi agent lol
Liked and now its 666 yesssss
But honestly what is his FBI agent like?
@@melodypond9672 good question, mine's prolly sick of my bullshit because i always mess everything up or just make stupid mistakes
HE PROTECTS
HE ATTACKS
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY he's starving please accept the cookies
Good one baahhhahaha
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Facs
Bruh
He must starve
Spy in movies : *trained professional who sabotaged entire villain's plans*
Spy in real life :
Healme let me tell you about this guy named Aldrich Ames..
@@maxdecember7485 who dat
@@horseoperamarker 'At the time of his arrest, Ames had compromised more highly classified CIA assets than any other officer in history until Robert Hanssen's arrest seven years later in 2001.'
-Wikipedia, I don't know much about the secret services, more about the frontline military.
@@horseoperamarker He was a spy for CIA who was supposed to get information from Soviet but ended up giving it to them instead when he realized he could earn lots of money. Somehow CIA kept promoting him even though he had affairs with fellow agents, was blackout drunk at work, forgot suitcases of classified information at the train-station and generally always did a bad job. He wasn’t caught until CIA realized he was spending WAY more money than was possible with what he was earning from them and realized he’d delivered all information he knew about the CIA to Soviet. It seems like he just accidentally stumbled his way to the top while the CIA made horrible judgements just to earn that good dough lol
Spy in TF2
Did anyone else notice him holding the phone to his ear despite having headphones plugged in?
He's high. What do you expect
You're right. Unsubscribed. I expect better from him.
I do that...
@@k.d.5869 good. You are a pure bean. Have a wonderful day.
Yeah, just posted my own comment about this and scroll down just a TINY bit and see this comment lol
Every cookies you accept, you can feed one starving fbi agent
Dont delay, accept cookies today
Fucking amazing good job! Lol!
Amazing
this is how i advertise cookies
Zombie cookies... the feelings mutual😋
Good thing I always accept it
“You were just on Instagram you don’t need to open Instagram again”
I’m sorry but I’m feeling attacked right now
Opening Instagram, going out and refreshing my tabs...
Opening Instagram again.
Reading this as he says it👁👄👁💧
Replace Instagram with Reddit and that’s me
"you were just on Reddit you don't need to open Reddit."
Is more accurate for me
Ok, but his singing is on point
whats the fricking song?!?
@@apache_hi4672 someone new by hozier
He's wearing sweatpants while doing so. A legend 💀
Amen
Ok, but YES
I'm convinced that Graenolf always forgets about his yt channel but uploads whenever he is high
This is now canon
I think this is the whole point of his channel
Yes
Naw! Cause he's too busy looking for acting gigs.
Oyfum
Fun fact: after death, corpses evacuate all ambient gases through the digestive tract, so yeah, corpses do fart
oh :’)
Oh dear
So they were dead after all
Who allowed this manatee to have internet access?
That reminds me of a scene from Umbrella Academy season 2...
Why do you have to flex your singing everytime, Graenolf?
@FBI Federal Bureau of Investigation i guess he sings alot then
Anyone knows the song he’s singing?
01 gamchard hozier - someone new
Monkeybrain thx bud
01 gamchard NP
if you ever feel sad that you're gonna be alone for valentines day next year
just know your fbi agent is always there watching you , giving you comfort to show that you're not alone either
Lol
unless he does have a gf and isnt with you
when your fbi sees that you've haven't been on incognito mode for almost a week
the fbi agent : *somethings wrong...i can feel it*
There is a disturbance in the force
Stolen
Lemon Memer do you have proof?
@@President_Salsa saw it on the 2nd part of this, lol
That reminds me of a post I saw where someone entered incognito and got a text message from the FBI saying "Where TF did you go?"
Plot twist: The agent's not a person, just a really advanced surveillance AI who's slowly going out of control and losing faith in humanity
jouw vader
Seems like we need to go look at some wholesome memes to balance things out then....
my agent: my *god* this man is boring
and: “i didn’t know you could fart that much in 5 minutes but here we are”
My agent: "Why is she always naked?"
Maggatrix haha- wait
@@pissapocalypse wot ye good? Need clothes or sum?
@@matheusleocadio4295 This was a choice, Matheus
@@pissapocalypse bruv on winter is no fun
Plot twist: the scenes where Graenolf sings is him being a showoff and he isnt actually listening to someones device
The FBI agent is showing off for his FBI agent
it's the slow creep of insanity setting in, with some nice tunes
I read Graenolf as Gandalf....Made perfect sense tho.
What a twist
@Mara Bumbuc then whats lipsyncing, and singing along w/ others called?
I like how the FBI Agent has gradually become more and more interested in the people he's monitoring. He just wants to be a part of the gossip. It's honestly kinda sad.
....kinda sweet* * *
Plot twist: every single person’s inside voice is actually their FBI agent talking to them
Lol
Holy shit
Joke's on you, I don't have an internal monologue.
Bruna Donđivić how is this possible?
@@FrozenShadow007 Some people just don't think in the form of words.
"HQ he found me!"
Looks like they are hiring him for the job.
That'd be a mistake. Elliot would totally pwn the entire FBI if they did that. (Mr. Robot reference)
"You're already on Google you don't need to search for Google" SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP STOP EXPOSING ME
I even added “Rebekah” in the script
@@Graenolf what a madlad
I read this as he was saying it in the video I was like “OMG my FBI agent is watching
Has headphones on while taking a phone call..... but putting the phone to his ear 🤦🏻♀️
*Logic*
*press e to intelligence*
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@@Graenolf *e*
Things your FBI agent says:
"What am I doing with my life?"
dickhead
What's an FBI agent
I dont think he realizes hes actually good at singing
I'm pretty sure he knows.
He wouldn't sing if he thought he sucked
Oh... He knows
Graenolf just wanna say I'm grateful that you liked my joke enough to include it in a video (the phone brightness one) especially since your one of the reasons I actually got Into comedy
It was amazing lol
Nice! I laughed so hard at that one. It made my day
"oh this one's me, like I seriously did". I can't tell whether or not this means that the FBI agent did this, or if Graenolf did this.
Either way I can't stop laughing
Ok, does anyone else just binge watch Graenolfs skits. They are honestly sooo good. Keep up the great work man
Me: Looks up how to make a gun, and does in depth research.
FBI Agent: We got em boys.
Me: Adds the notes to my D&D stuff.
FBI Agent: The hell is wrong with this guy. He has enough information to become a terrorist or go into some field, yet uses it for D&D? Ugh.
What kind of d&d are you playing?
Yeah... "D&D".
Writers and artist: *quietly fade in the background with their various **_very_** disturbing searches*
Imagine being the DM lmao
Same but with my horror stories.. And any novel worldbuilding
I now have that total cookie annihilation sound burned into my brain. Thank you.
Aughnaughnaughmaugnm
2:42
I mean I’d be wearing sweatpants too if I was an FBI agent
jokes aside, Grae singing skills are of the boards
My FBI agent when he sees me watching a video of his entire script: 👁️👄👁️
The fact that he's singing Hozier's Someone New is just...ugh, my heart ❤️
Mmmmmmm HOZIER is LOVE. and PAIN at the same time but mostly LOVE
2:25 he looks down to check if the camera would focus unlike the 100 other times he just tried before but then realises that its not gonna change so he just sticks with it
Are you wearing a shirt, tie and sweatpants? I like your style
One idea for the agent to say is:
Huh jane's angrily texting to his son about not paying attention to school and not knowing who newton is
Well, she should pay attention to her husband too and know who Susan is
Well seeing as how I googled “Christian Bale wife” the other day and religiously listen to Hozier I feel EXTREMELY called out...
did you talk to my FBI agent????
“You’re already on Google, you don’t need to search Google again” I feel slightly attacked
When you don't open your door when your FBI agent comes to your house: FBI, OPEN UP!
Wait do you know someone named Salvage Dev?
This series is an agent slowly devolving into by insanity
“I’ve been looking forward to this”
Count Wonka’s Father
Good, twice th references, double the like
I fall in love with Graenolf's singing voice just a little bit every new video
[Grows weary of re-watching old videos while awaiting a new one].
New vid posts.
[Notes clear signs of physical exhaustion and remembers patience is a virtue]
We appreciate the lengths you went to in order to post this.
“If your already on google you don’t need to search for google again”
I felt that😂😂
Yes! I've been waiting for another one of these!
HE FOUND HIM
HE'S HERE
RUN
Graenolf: *Where doing a trilogy*
We're*
@@-unbreakeblecow488 WHERE
@@-unbreakeblecow488 *wear
*wow
MysticVX it’s actually spelt wer geez dude learn how to spell smh
I literally Google Google several times and then ask people to delete my search history manually because I have an "important page" that I need open
My FBI agent, watching me throw my textbook across the room and downloading onlyfans like 2:03
it’s finally arrived lord graenolf has blessed us with part 3
"I thought you told me to follow his lead"
It's been a while since the last FBI Agent video, you do not disappoint!
The madlad did it again.
I’d like to formally apologise to my fbi agent for making you be awake at 2am while I cry watching RUclips
And sorry for having to read my terrible gramer...
At this point, I’m convinced Graenolf is a FBI Agent
Such a clever, funny writer, and such a brilliantly dimensional and natural actor. He's just downright irresponsibly great at this, it's preposterous and unfair and I love every bit of it
wow lol. Love you ♥️
Sometimes I worry about you...😹😹🙈
I’m convinced that Graenolf records everything by accident and that all content is actually reflective of his daily life.
At the end of that day he left his job on the fbi saying that would never work again for a company without air conditioner.
4:50 I can’t tell whether his voice is filled shock and fear or slight relief and joy
You are so funny and you can sing!! You'd be fun to hang out with 😂😂😂
That fear when he said:
“HQ HE FOUND ME!”
But if he farted it could just be his bodily gasses escaping and he'll start bloating eventually
Mr. Graenolf sir, the OYFUM you possess is too much. Sir, I can't handle it. I've known of OYFUM since you introduced it's great power but only very few other times I've seen it used for such great content.
I thank you for gracing this upon us. May you forever wield the power of OYFUM.
I need him to make a Christmas album. Bublé who?
I love this series
This man sacrifices his sanity every video--
“I’M LEARNING MORE IN ONLINE SCHOOL THEN YOU” HOLY SHIT LMFAO
We need a full version of that Hozier cover!
Gently closing an expensive piece of equipment you don't want to replace while you're full of wrath. Relatable.
Never have I been this early on a Graenolf video! :)
Every time Graenolf posts we grow stronger
Bless this man
Im talking to my cam thinking that there is someone watching me
i didn't know how much i needed a clip of Graenolf singing a Hozier song
yes.
Wait, is this supposed to be relatable?
My FBI Agent: *nervous sweating*
YO ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW GOOD HIS SINGING IS?!
This is quickly gone from "FBI Agent" to "God of the Intetnet"
When he said the brightness on your phone going up... I felt that 😄
My FBI agent just gets to see my double chin and watch graenolf videos
My FBI agent: Dude, this is the 5th time. You don't need porn. You need a a hug.
Graenolf singing a Hozier song is something I did NOT know I needed but I definitely do oh my lord
Our FBI agents watching us watch what they do on a daily basis: 👁👄👁
I like how he puts his phone up to his ear while wearing earbuds even tho when you’re on a call the audio obviously goes through the ear buds and there’s a mic on the cord, in the little spot where you can mess with the volume.
I love the voice crack in "it's meant to be, it's meant to be "
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG
"15 years that's a big age gap, but if its meant to be, its meant to be"
Uncles looking at their Nieces
I can't with this guy. I am falling in love with him more and more every day.
"but sir, you told me to follow his lead"
i had to *pause the video* to laugh so hard at that
I’ve been looking forward to this
This video series is definetly my favourite so far.
Nice job my guy
Glad my fbi agent showed me this
This is probably my second favorite series from you 😆
The 29 dislikes were all of Graenolfs FBI agents who got caught...
He’s got this vibe of Sebastian Stan on “highway monologue” when he’s emotional I can’t even....
is nobody going to adress how sweaty he is in the car? does the fbi not only starve him but also deny access to AC? :o
The fact that this is the last one, with the way that it ends is amazing.
yayyy this series is awesome
every time I think of fbi agents watching you through your phone, I think of the Supernatural song parody Sammy Sammy Sammy
Just seeing the name I knew it was going to be good
You and Daniel Thrasher in a video together would be too much chaotic energy
off topic but in the YT search bar I put "dear FBI agent its prolly ur birthday so happy bday!
Graenolf: uses headphones with a mic
Also Graenolf: puts phone up to his ear