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  • @JiggliJellifish
    @JiggliJellifish 4 года назад +2340

    Graenolf's FBI agent: "That's not what I sound like!"

    • @okboomerbutitsacat8050
      @okboomerbutitsacat8050 4 года назад +15

      Everyone who has watched this' fbi agent lol

    • @melodypond9672
      @melodypond9672 4 года назад +3

      Liked and now its 666 yesssss
      But honestly what is his FBI agent like?

    • @abandonedacc420
      @abandonedacc420 3 года назад +10

      @@melodypond9672 good question, mine's prolly sick of my bullshit because i always mess everything up or just make stupid mistakes

  • @ana-cr2tg
    @ana-cr2tg 4 года назад +4909

    HE PROTECTS
    HE ATTACKS
    BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY he's starving please accept the cookies

  • @healer00
    @healer00 4 года назад +2425

    Spy in movies : *trained professional who sabotaged entire villain's plans*
    Spy in real life :

    • @maxdecember7485
      @maxdecember7485 4 года назад +7

      Healme let me tell you about this guy named Aldrich Ames..

    • @horseoperamarker
      @horseoperamarker 4 года назад +2

      @@maxdecember7485 who dat

    • @randombrit4504
      @randombrit4504 4 года назад +9

      @@horseoperamarker 'At the time of his arrest, Ames had compromised more highly classified CIA assets than any other officer in history until Robert Hanssen's arrest seven years later in 2001.'
      -Wikipedia, I don't know much about the secret services, more about the frontline military.

    • @maxdecember7485
      @maxdecember7485 3 года назад +15

      @@horseoperamarker He was a spy for CIA who was supposed to get information from Soviet but ended up giving it to them instead when he realized he could earn lots of money. Somehow CIA kept promoting him even though he had affairs with fellow agents, was blackout drunk at work, forgot suitcases of classified information at the train-station and generally always did a bad job. He wasn’t caught until CIA realized he was spending WAY more money than was possible with what he was earning from them and realized he’d delivered all information he knew about the CIA to Soviet. It seems like he just accidentally stumbled his way to the top while the CIA made horrible judgements just to earn that good dough lol

    • @virtualashez
      @virtualashez 3 года назад +3

      Spy in TF2

  • @manofsoupe116
    @manofsoupe116 4 года назад +3236

    Did anyone else notice him holding the phone to his ear despite having headphones plugged in?

    • @SpaceBirdLego
      @SpaceBirdLego 4 года назад +134

      He's high. What do you expect

    • @SimonNZ6969
      @SimonNZ6969 4 года назад +37

      You're right. Unsubscribed. I expect better from him.

    • @k.d.5869
      @k.d.5869 4 года назад +28

      I do that...

    • @manofsoupe116
      @manofsoupe116 4 года назад +35

      @@k.d.5869 good. You are a pure bean. Have a wonderful day.

    • @just_delta-2589
      @just_delta-2589 4 года назад +6

      Yeah, just posted my own comment about this and scroll down just a TINY bit and see this comment lol

  • @Gargantura
    @Gargantura 4 года назад +6158

    Every cookies you accept, you can feed one starving fbi agent
    Dont delay, accept cookies today

  • @hkmurray
    @hkmurray 4 года назад +1845

    “You were just on Instagram you don’t need to open Instagram again”
    I’m sorry but I’m feeling attacked right now

    • @branddransnothing
      @branddransnothing 4 года назад +32

      Opening Instagram, going out and refreshing my tabs...
      Opening Instagram again.

    • @ajmathis4748
      @ajmathis4748 4 года назад +1

      Reading this as he says it👁👄👁💧

    • @Kitsune-gx7km
      @Kitsune-gx7km 4 года назад +6

      Replace Instagram with Reddit and that’s me

    • @okboomerbutitsacat8050
      @okboomerbutitsacat8050 4 года назад +6

      "you were just on Reddit you don't need to open Reddit."
      Is more accurate for me

  • @jemwestgate4601
    @jemwestgate4601 4 года назад +5395

    Ok, but his singing is on point

    • @apache_hi4672
      @apache_hi4672 4 года назад +31

      whats the fricking song?!?

    • @lillienguyen2802
      @lillienguyen2802 4 года назад +95

      @@apache_hi4672 someone new by hozier

    • @acythe
      @acythe 4 года назад +61

      He's wearing sweatpants while doing so. A legend 💀

    • @mellowocean0668
      @mellowocean0668 4 года назад +10

      Amen

    • @dasharasam
      @dasharasam 4 года назад +11

      Ok, but YES

  • @doodoowater7863
    @doodoowater7863 4 года назад +3997

    I'm convinced that Graenolf always forgets about his yt channel but uploads whenever he is high

  • @stephnes2505
    @stephnes2505 4 года назад +539

    Fun fact: after death, corpses evacuate all ambient gases through the digestive tract, so yeah, corpses do fart

  • @valsayshi1166
    @valsayshi1166 4 года назад +1369

    Why do you have to flex your singing everytime, Graenolf?

    • @electriclegend6390
      @electriclegend6390 4 года назад +8

      @FBI Federal Bureau of Investigation i guess he sings alot then

    • @GummyCalico
      @GummyCalico 4 года назад +1

      Anyone knows the song he’s singing?

    • @Monkey_brain
      @Monkey_brain 4 года назад +3

      01 gamchard hozier - someone new

    • @GummyCalico
      @GummyCalico 4 года назад +2

      Monkeybrain thx bud

    • @Monkey_brain
      @Monkey_brain 4 года назад +1

      01 gamchard NP

  • @fernando.3692
    @fernando.3692 4 года назад +596

    if you ever feel sad that you're gonna be alone for valentines day next year
    just know your fbi agent is always there watching you , giving you comfort to show that you're not alone either

  • @SethColby69
    @SethColby69 4 года назад +994

    when your fbi sees that you've haven't been on incognito mode for almost a week
    the fbi agent : *somethings wrong...i can feel it*

    • @Viscool8332
      @Viscool8332 4 года назад +57

      There is a disturbance in the force

    • @j.carter6449
      @j.carter6449 4 года назад +4

      Stolen

    • @President_Salsa
      @President_Salsa 4 года назад +3

      Lemon Memer do you have proof?

    • @j.carter6449
      @j.carter6449 4 года назад +3

      @@President_Salsa saw it on the 2nd part of this, lol

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin 4 года назад +42

      That reminds me of a post I saw where someone entered incognito and got a text message from the FBI saying "Where TF did you go?"

  • @spiderFern
    @spiderFern 4 года назад +269

    Plot twist: The agent's not a person, just a really advanced surveillance AI who's slowly going out of control and losing faith in humanity

  • @spiyder
    @spiyder 4 года назад +1420

    my agent: my *god* this man is boring
    and: “i didn’t know you could fart that much in 5 minutes but here we are”

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 4 года назад +22

      My agent: "Why is she always naked?"

    • @camix4843
      @camix4843 4 года назад +7

      Maggatrix haha- wait

    • @matheusleocadio4295
      @matheusleocadio4295 4 года назад +2

      @@pissapocalypse wot ye good? Need clothes or sum?

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 4 года назад +5

      @@matheusleocadio4295 This was a choice, Matheus

    • @matheusleocadio4295
      @matheusleocadio4295 4 года назад +1

      @@pissapocalypse bruv on winter is no fun

  • @unjinx18
    @unjinx18 4 года назад +2502

    Plot twist: the scenes where Graenolf sings is him being a showoff and he isnt actually listening to someones device

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 года назад +60

      The FBI agent is showing off for his FBI agent

    • @wenzelplot
      @wenzelplot 4 года назад +24

      it's the slow creep of insanity setting in, with some nice tunes

    • @iPankajBhatt
      @iPankajBhatt 4 года назад +5

      I read Graenolf as Gandalf....Made perfect sense tho.

    • @oniondraw2226
      @oniondraw2226 4 года назад +1

      What a twist

    • @unjinx18
      @unjinx18 4 года назад

      @Mara Bumbuc then whats lipsyncing, and singing along w/ others called?

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 4 года назад +116

    I like how the FBI Agent has gradually become more and more interested in the people he's monitoring. He just wants to be a part of the gossip. It's honestly kinda sad.

  • @FrozenShadow007
    @FrozenShadow007 4 года назад +461

    Plot twist: every single person’s inside voice is actually their FBI agent talking to them

    • @butituti
      @butituti 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @miapotvin3396
      @miapotvin3396 4 года назад +3

      Holy shit

    • @cynister7384
      @cynister7384 4 года назад +8

      Joke's on you, I don't have an internal monologue.

    • @FrozenShadow007
      @FrozenShadow007 4 года назад +5

      Bruna Donđivić how is this possible?

    • @cynister7384
      @cynister7384 4 года назад +12

      @@FrozenShadow007 Some people just don't think in the form of words.

  • @NoName-fz7kc
    @NoName-fz7kc 4 года назад +170

    "HQ he found me!"
    Looks like they are hiring him for the job.

    • @z7r1k3
      @z7r1k3 4 года назад +6

      That'd be a mistake. Elliot would totally pwn the entire FBI if they did that. (Mr. Robot reference)

  • @reb3545
    @reb3545 4 года назад +536

    "You're already on Google you don't need to search for Google" SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP STOP EXPOSING ME

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  4 года назад +187

      I even added “Rebekah” in the script

    • @mysticvx2721
      @mysticvx2721 4 года назад +24

      @@Graenolf what a madlad

    • @deverauxwinkelman9153
      @deverauxwinkelman9153 3 года назад +3

      I read this as he was saying it in the video I was like “OMG my FBI agent is watching

  • @OAK280
    @OAK280 4 года назад +575

    Has headphones on while taking a phone call..... but putting the phone to his ear 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @DoctorFancy_SinceForever
    @DoctorFancy_SinceForever 4 года назад +155

    Things your FBI agent says:
    "What am I doing with my life?"

  • @rileykarma9360
    @rileykarma9360 4 года назад +369

    I dont think he realizes hes actually good at singing

    • @ashtray0belief
      @ashtray0belief 4 года назад +39

      I'm pretty sure he knows.

    • @sonias9722
      @sonias9722 4 года назад +12

      He wouldn't sing if he thought he sucked

    • @Dlvl3230
      @Dlvl3230 4 года назад +7

      Oh... He knows

  • @raccaroni5219
    @raccaroni5219 4 года назад +284

    Graenolf just wanna say I'm grateful that you liked my joke enough to include it in a video (the phone brightness one) especially since your one of the reasons I actually got Into comedy

    • @SpaceBirdLego
      @SpaceBirdLego 4 года назад +16

      It was amazing lol

    • @alexandra5862
      @alexandra5862 3 года назад +7

      Nice! I laughed so hard at that one. It made my day

  • @fridtjofjohanolderheim6213
    @fridtjofjohanolderheim6213 4 года назад +68

    "oh this one's me, like I seriously did". I can't tell whether or not this means that the FBI agent did this, or if Graenolf did this.
    Either way I can't stop laughing

  • @NG-rb8ti
    @NG-rb8ti 4 года назад +109

    Ok, does anyone else just binge watch Graenolfs skits. They are honestly sooo good. Keep up the great work man

  • @MelaLabelle
    @MelaLabelle 4 года назад +63

    Me: Looks up how to make a gun, and does in depth research.
    FBI Agent: We got em boys.
    Me: Adds the notes to my D&D stuff.
    FBI Agent: The hell is wrong with this guy. He has enough information to become a terrorist or go into some field, yet uses it for D&D? Ugh.

    • @midnightordeal1210
      @midnightordeal1210 4 года назад +2

      What kind of d&d are you playing?

    • @tinderbox4690
      @tinderbox4690 4 года назад +1

      Yeah... "D&D".

    • @Fisinocean
      @Fisinocean 4 года назад +22

      Writers and artist: *quietly fade in the background with their various **_very_** disturbing searches*

    • @tarla-chan1437
      @tarla-chan1437 3 года назад +1

      Imagine being the DM lmao

    • @storytellingsnek5255
      @storytellingsnek5255 3 года назад

      Same but with my horror stories.. And any novel worldbuilding

  • @lemonlite_
    @lemonlite_ 4 года назад +54

    I now have that total cookie annihilation sound burned into my brain. Thank you.

  • @rennitta9969
    @rennitta9969 4 года назад +61

    2:42
    I mean I’d be wearing sweatpants too if I was an FBI agent

  • @Shamil11
    @Shamil11 4 года назад +82

    jokes aside, Grae singing skills are of the boards

  • @merked408
    @merked408 4 года назад +40

    My FBI agent when he sees me watching a video of his entire script: 👁️👄👁️

  • @riripon862
    @riripon862 3 года назад +8

    The fact that he's singing Hozier's Someone New is just...ugh, my heart ❤️

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  3 года назад +6

      Mmmmmmm HOZIER is LOVE. and PAIN at the same time but mostly LOVE

  • @defectivepikachu4582
    @defectivepikachu4582 4 года назад +35

    2:25 he looks down to check if the camera would focus unlike the 100 other times he just tried before but then realises that its not gonna change so he just sticks with it

  • @sinnio7327
    @sinnio7327 4 года назад +78

    Are you wearing a shirt, tie and sweatpants? I like your style

  • @unjinx18
    @unjinx18 4 года назад +80

    One idea for the agent to say is:
    Huh jane's angrily texting to his son about not paying attention to school and not knowing who newton is
    Well, she should pay attention to her husband too and know who Susan is

  • @peacefulsky1810
    @peacefulsky1810 4 года назад +15

    Well seeing as how I googled “Christian Bale wife” the other day and religiously listen to Hozier I feel EXTREMELY called out...
    did you talk to my FBI agent????

  • @akumavalentine
    @akumavalentine 4 года назад +29

    “You’re already on Google, you don’t need to search Google again” I feel slightly attacked

  • @Shamil11
    @Shamil11 4 года назад +22

    When you don't open your door when your FBI agent comes to your house: FBI, OPEN UP!

  • @IzzyWasTakenFromMe
    @IzzyWasTakenFromMe 4 года назад +9

    This series is an agent slowly devolving into by insanity

  • @sea-bassisabottlecapco3767
    @sea-bassisabottlecapco3767 4 года назад +43

    “I’ve been looking forward to this”
    Count Wonka’s Father

    • @Hugolaste
      @Hugolaste 4 года назад +2

      Good, twice th references, double the like

  • @TheHedgehogGiraffe
    @TheHedgehogGiraffe 3 года назад +3

    I fall in love with Graenolf's singing voice just a little bit every new video

  • @jessicamahan8166
    @jessicamahan8166 4 года назад +3

    [Grows weary of re-watching old videos while awaiting a new one].
    New vid posts.
    [Notes clear signs of physical exhaustion and remembers patience is a virtue]
    We appreciate the lengths you went to in order to post this.

  • @landongodee7468
    @landongodee7468 4 года назад +8

    “If your already on google you don’t need to search for google again”
    I felt that😂😂

  • @Person-ed2ys
    @Person-ed2ys 4 года назад +26

    Yes! I've been waiting for another one of these!

  • @randomcartoon8901
    @randomcartoon8901 4 года назад +19

    HE FOUND HIM
    HE'S HERE
    RUN

  • @mrfancypancook
    @mrfancypancook 4 года назад +60

    Graenolf: *Where doing a trilogy*

  • @Voshed518
    @Voshed518 4 года назад +6

    I literally Google Google several times and then ask people to delete my search history manually because I have an "important page" that I need open

  • @sinnio7327
    @sinnio7327 4 года назад +31

    My FBI agent, watching me throw my textbook across the room and downloading onlyfans like 2:03

  • @barrybenson9748
    @barrybenson9748 4 года назад +13

    it’s finally arrived lord graenolf has blessed us with part 3

  • @TheMallachiv
    @TheMallachiv 4 года назад +10

    "I thought you told me to follow his lead"

  • @goldenkitty4802
    @goldenkitty4802 4 года назад +13

    It's been a while since the last FBI Agent video, you do not disappoint!

  • @vassi02
    @vassi02 4 года назад +12

    The madlad did it again.

  • @lizzab605
    @lizzab605 4 года назад +5

    I’d like to formally apologise to my fbi agent for making you be awake at 2am while I cry watching RUclips

  • @hirahi
    @hirahi 4 года назад +5

    At this point, I’m convinced Graenolf is a FBI Agent

  • @ItsAsparageese
    @ItsAsparageese 4 года назад +1

    Such a clever, funny writer, and such a brilliantly dimensional and natural actor. He's just downright irresponsibly great at this, it's preposterous and unfair and I love every bit of it

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  4 года назад

      wow lol. Love you ♥️

  • @Tina-Ma1899
    @Tina-Ma1899 4 года назад +5

    Sometimes I worry about you...😹😹🙈

  • @adamdonahue2079
    @adamdonahue2079 4 года назад +3

    I’m convinced that Graenolf records everything by accident and that all content is actually reflective of his daily life.

  • @ana-cr2tg
    @ana-cr2tg 4 года назад +8

    At the end of that day he left his job on the fbi saying that would never work again for a company without air conditioner.

  • @cindyl2444
    @cindyl2444 4 года назад +3

    4:50 I can’t tell whether his voice is filled shock and fear or slight relief and joy

  • @kassandraodonnell1929
    @kassandraodonnell1929 4 года назад +4

    You are so funny and you can sing!! You'd be fun to hang out with 😂😂😂

  • @christron5368
    @christron5368 3 года назад +1

    That fear when he said:
    “HQ HE FOUND ME!”

  • @rubyrose0153
    @rubyrose0153 4 года назад +10

    But if he farted it could just be his bodily gasses escaping and he'll start bloating eventually

  • @katherinec.9609
    @katherinec.9609 4 года назад +1

    Mr. Graenolf sir, the OYFUM you possess is too much. Sir, I can't handle it. I've known of OYFUM since you introduced it's great power but only very few other times I've seen it used for such great content.
    I thank you for gracing this upon us. May you forever wield the power of OYFUM.

  • @ariellegrahamcracker5111
    @ariellegrahamcracker5111 4 года назад +5

    I need him to make a Christmas album. Bublé who?

  • @emeraldkma
    @emeraldkma 4 года назад +5

    I love this series

  • @hannahbibiolata1988
    @hannahbibiolata1988 4 года назад +4

    This man sacrifices his sanity every video--

  • @Mermaid89253
    @Mermaid89253 4 года назад +3

    “I’M LEARNING MORE IN ONLINE SCHOOL THEN YOU” HOLY SHIT LMFAO

  • @lesbodactyl
    @lesbodactyl 4 года назад +4

    We need a full version of that Hozier cover!

  • @SaitosaBard
    @SaitosaBard 4 года назад

    Gently closing an expensive piece of equipment you don't want to replace while you're full of wrath. Relatable.

  • @TheAgentOfMak
    @TheAgentOfMak 4 года назад +7

    Never have I been this early on a Graenolf video! :)

  • @estahl96
    @estahl96 4 года назад +1

    Every time Graenolf posts we grow stronger
    Bless this man

  • @justinee7507
    @justinee7507 4 года назад +8

    Im talking to my cam thinking that there is someone watching me

  • @catalina3664
    @catalina3664 4 года назад +2

    i didn't know how much i needed a clip of Graenolf singing a Hozier song

  • @operation21-brawlstars3
    @operation21-brawlstars3 4 года назад +5

    Wait, is this supposed to be relatable?
    My FBI Agent: *nervous sweating*

  • @hotdoginthewind
    @hotdoginthewind 4 года назад +1

    YO ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW GOOD HIS SINGING IS?!

  • @myiachanmagicalgirl
    @myiachanmagicalgirl 3 года назад +3

    This is quickly gone from "FBI Agent" to "God of the Intetnet"

  • @TheOfficial42
    @TheOfficial42 4 года назад +1

    When he said the brightness on your phone going up... I felt that 😄

  • @AngieBeer1
    @AngieBeer1 3 года назад +3

    My FBI agent just gets to see my double chin and watch graenolf videos

  • @LegendaryDorkKnight
    @LegendaryDorkKnight 4 года назад +1

    My FBI agent: Dude, this is the 5th time. You don't need porn. You need a a hug.

  • @aoife8020
    @aoife8020 4 года назад +7

    Graenolf singing a Hozier song is something I did NOT know I needed but I definitely do oh my lord

  • @theone5025
    @theone5025 4 года назад +1

    Our FBI agents watching us watch what they do on a daily basis: 👁👄👁

  • @just_delta-2589
    @just_delta-2589 4 года назад +3

    I like how he puts his phone up to his ear while wearing earbuds even tho when you’re on a call the audio obviously goes through the ear buds and there’s a mic on the cord, in the little spot where you can mess with the volume.

  • @Kotanks-pc9vu
    @Kotanks-pc9vu 4 года назад +2

    I love the voice crack in "it's meant to be, it's meant to be "

  • @ArtemIntheWild
    @ArtemIntheWild 4 года назад +4

    I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG

  • @SalTheSlime.
    @SalTheSlime. 3 года назад +1

    "15 years that's a big age gap, but if its meant to be, its meant to be"
    Uncles looking at their Nieces

  • @marieklenke2916
    @marieklenke2916 3 года назад +3

    I can't with this guy. I am falling in love with him more and more every day.

  • @rachelleyeung
    @rachelleyeung 3 года назад +1

    "but sir, you told me to follow his lead"
    i had to *pause the video* to laugh so hard at that

  • @pure_potato
    @pure_potato 4 года назад +5

    I’ve been looking forward to this

  • @TenderEnders
    @TenderEnders 4 года назад +1

    This video series is definetly my favourite so far.
    Nice job my guy

  • @uglyhamsandwich5833
    @uglyhamsandwich5833 4 года назад +5

    Glad my fbi agent showed me this

  • @ashe274
    @ashe274 4 года назад +1

    This is probably my second favorite series from you 😆

  • @ploof592
    @ploof592 4 года назад +5

    The 29 dislikes were all of Graenolfs FBI agents who got caught...

  • @LILLYBRONX
    @LILLYBRONX 3 года назад +1

    He’s got this vibe of Sebastian Stan on “highway monologue” when he’s emotional I can’t even....

  • @eldritchelsbells
    @eldritchelsbells 4 года назад +6

    is nobody going to adress how sweaty he is in the car? does the fbi not only starve him but also deny access to AC? :o

  • @invisiblebutaintblind6582
    @invisiblebutaintblind6582 3 года назад +1

    The fact that this is the last one, with the way that it ends is amazing.

  • @stephaniecremona1108
    @stephaniecremona1108 4 года назад +3

    yayyy this series is awesome

  • @schr4pnel
    @schr4pnel 4 года назад +2

    every time I think of fbi agents watching you through your phone, I think of the Supernatural song parody Sammy Sammy Sammy

  • @winterparry1003
    @winterparry1003 4 года назад +7

    Just seeing the name I knew it was going to be good

  • @TheHedgehogGiraffe
    @TheHedgehogGiraffe 4 года назад +2

    You and Daniel Thrasher in a video together would be too much chaotic energy

  • @t1me212
    @t1me212 4 года назад +4

    off topic but in the YT search bar I put "dear FBI agent its prolly ur birthday so happy bday!

  • @hydrohomie6109
    @hydrohomie6109 4 года назад +1

    Graenolf: uses headphones with a mic
    Also Graenolf: puts phone up to his ear