You're me until I get more and one adds a massive amount of things to do such as legacy of the dragon born with 3550 and counting things to do that slowly happen as you play or you can quicken by finding efficient methods to get made with years in them and Wesson spoons and fabrage eggs and dairy and fossils and all kinds of things
@@Cereal_fox I no longer lie to myself I just collect untill I'm full and then sort it out into various drawers and chests around myself. I sort of fancy myself as a sort of Finn of the Skyrim universe.
@@destinyglover7195 i jump climbed the throat of the world dor 7 hours just to get the notched pickaxe then jump off the top in fade shout. Without acquiring the clear skies shout.
Same, only reason I did it was because I wanted to change my name. I used my real name the first time but then I looked it up in greek and patrick In greek is Patrikios and I figured that just fits better with the game 🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️ I think all skyrim players should do that in my opinion.
The map marker: the person who never does any quests and never stays in one location because the map must have everything unlocked first for optimal fast travel capabilities.
I want to do this so bad but I get nervous that dragons are just gonna come attack me while exploring so I limit how many locations I travel to at once because sooner or later a dragon is gonna attack. I’ll usually just discover some locations I see while on my way to another location.
It gets really boring though. Like when every single thing you do is easy because "HA that npc just walked right past me! Immediate kill!" It just gets repetitive. I wanna shake it up and die 10 times before reaching my goal, that makes it feel like an actual accomplishment instead of an overpowered playstyle.
Doesn't matter if you try to complete them, the amount of quests you have can ONLY increase! 😅 Except probably at the end when you simply run out of all possible quests.
@@Thunderhawk51 thats actually impossible if you count mods. you physically cant keep up because quests are literally being added faster than you can complete them.
Me getting kidnapped by the lore-master and being forced to hear a 12 hour explanation about all of the elder-scrolls’ lore, because I misspelled a single Dwemer’s name.
Me: I love you Serana. Oh Lucia, what cool treasures have you found me? Let's sit down to dinner as a family! *My mom walks in* GET OUT! I AM FEELING LOVED AND YOU SHALL NOT WITNESS IT
Every time I’m playing Skyrim in the living room my mom says “Take that flower”, “take that bug”, “Oh look a different flower, take it” so I’m pretty sure she would be the Hoarder if she played Skyrim😂😂
@@kalebramirez7327 try for my 2nd character lv141 at that point and getting to whiterun at lv139 in vanilla and 110 hrs already lol( most of which was me just leave system on when I fell a sleep or hanging out with my friends)
the over achiever the dude who goes for physically everything to offer A.K.A the dude who is Thane of Haafingar, Thane of Whiterun, Thane of Falkreath, Thane of Riften, Thane of the Reach, Thane of the Pale, Thane of Winterhold, Thane of Hjaalmarch, Harbinger of the Companions, Arch-mage of the College of Winterhold, Listener to the Dark Brotherhood, Guild-master of the Thieves Guild, Member of the Bards College, Dragonslayer of the Blades, Vampireslayer of the Dawnguard, Savior of Solstheim, Champion of the Nine Divines, Champion of sixteen Daedric Princes, Blood-kin to Orcs, Honorary Member of the Moth Priests, Dwemer Expert, Bounty Hunter, Treasure Finder, master of the Thu'um, Alduin Bane and DragonSlayer, The Honoured Thane of all Skyrim. Sturdy Harbinger, Mystic Archmage, Silent Thief Master. The Revered Peacemaker, and The Victorious Conquerer (Civil War), and the Dragonborn! i'm sure i'm missing some others.
the kleptomaniac: breaks into every house to get those 3 gold in a chest, gives a beggar a coin just to steal it right back, takes everyones clothes while they're wearing them, ...
I'm in a run like this right now and you know what ? Yeah maybe some random RUclips users will complain about you But fuck it, you're rich. Seriously I'm still low in level but already at 10.000 gold just by stealing everything from everywhere and everyone from the first minute.
Every time I've experienced the joy of stealing the clothes off of someone I'm speaking to I think to myself... could they just once, please, just ONCE say ' Do you feel a draft?'
This is me every single time I’ve played Skyrim since it first came out, like I seriously can’t help it I’ve never even gotten through the entire game because I spend so much time stealing every piece of gold in existence that I eventually just get bored and stop playing only to start over a month later 😂😂😂
I’m the one who quick saves every 2 seconds in case I wanna change a decision...also because I’m constantly afraid I will die. Making choices takes me like 20 mins I have to research outcomes 💀
the thing about skyrim saves is it either autosaves so much that you can't go back to a save older than 3 seconds without quick/hard saving or there are no autosaves since helgan. and there is basically no in between. the game saves when you open your inventory for crying out loud.
@@charmedrools1 I usually save before load doors because that's when my game usually crashes. When I drop frames, I dont usually Dave because my whole entire game is under 30 fps :')
you forgot about the 'always picks thief' player e.g :"im gonna go for a battlemage this playthrough" *2 hours later* "alright my sneak skills are maxed I should be good"
I’ve been playing Skyrim for nearly nine years now and every play through on it I’ve had an unhealthy addiction to collect books and take them home and put them in storage thinking “One day I might want to read this” yet I know I never will
OCD perfectionist : Explores every inch of every dungeon in fear of missing something. Needs to constantly look up wiki if they have the best possible outcome of the quests. Will reload/start new game rather then go on with a "mistake" has played the game 200 hours and never even been close to beating the game. (Send help!)
Hey I'm Ruby and I have a problem, is this perfectionists anonymous? Edit: I have played for far over a thousand hours and I haven't even finished diplomatic immunity yet. Because it has to be in the right order... but I can't kill Alduin first... wait can I? Or do I kill Miraak first... Miraak is in many ways everything we could be but don't want to be... a antithesis of us, Alduin on the other hand is our big obstacle, the big evil seeking to destroy the world, Miraak just wants to rule the world or what ever... but Miraak is maybe stronger and would make for a great nemesis in the second season of the show... of maybe... a first big bad in the first season halfway of our way to defeating alduin? Fml I haven't slept in days... Why have you forsaken me Elder Scrolls V?
The one that wants to know all the gossip in town. They are always: listening, talking to everyone they meet, getting side quests, walking around random people's homes, figuring out whos related to who, figuring out what their back story is
That’s me. I want to know which innocent citizen is secretly a villain and I wanna know every single family and what they are arguing about, whether it’s about amrens lost sword, brand sheis real parents the dark brotherhood causing chaos again or if they are just arguing about whether nazeem should go to hircene or forever be a slave of the dragonborn.
The hero: always sits through the dialogue, takes on every quest and completes it. Uses swords and axes, kills all bandits and vampires and werewolves, and always, ALWAYS, Picks the ethical options of dialogue.
@@skylar197 My first character was a thief, and I only really felt guilty with that one quest where you're forced to intimidate to get information. I felt awful when I threatened Talen-Jei and Keerava. On every other occasion, I just stole from people I didn't like.
Actually i feel good, call le weird or what but my characters are always rogues/thieves and vampires, i just love beeing a sneaky bastard, yeh i dont have emotions and yeh call me a scum if you want
The guilt was more with the shop keepers I'd made friends with lol. Or killing that beggar who lost his sister, and his mind, after I helped him find the sister's necklace.
I can never bring myself to do thieves guild or dark brotherhood, or anything evil for that matter. I always feel bad and just load a save from before I did the bad.
The "hero" who will do any quest, no matter how trivial, tedious, or difficult it is. Heroes have a completed quest list so long that it puts the hoarders to shame. Heroes will complete all of Riverwoods quests immediately, then move on the Whiterun and the other holds. The truly thorough hero will check wikis to ensure every quest in their vicinity has been completed (my play style ofc).
Too damn relatable. Anyways is my alduin supposed to have a vampiric miraak lord with miniguns on it? Well nothing my Naruto can't handle and my game crashed again, Great
@@waleedbinshabbir1542 Yeah uhhh... About that. That one big boobed girl that you had died during the fight during alduin. You might want to resurrect her. Oh wait.. I was just told it was several, big boobed VAMPIRE girls that got killed during your alduin battle. Sorry!
@@jimbo2947 oh don't worry my instant revive spell works like a charm. I mean how else was I supposed to sacrifice nazeem multiple times to the dark god pancakes and bacon
@@waleedbinshabbir1542 Silly me! I'm so sorry for the mistake! May i recommend that that you also duplicate all of those big boobed girls so that you can get even more! The spell is called "Duplicate".
10 Legenda4L I know a girl like that and I couldn't believe when she casually told me that she skipped all dialogue because she just wanted to keep on playing. HOW DO YOU ENJOY SKYRIM WITHOUT LEARNING THE CHARACTER STORIES AND LORE?! MADNESS!
Me at the start of the game: I'm gonna be a archer Me after some weeks: nah, I'm a warrior After some months: *a mage warrior* Me now: know what? Assassins are cool tho
1 Playthrough: I wanna be a two handed tank 2 playthrough: I wanna be a mage 3 playthrough: two hand sword wielded 4 playthrough: assassin Guess the result of these 4 playthroughs, yep, stealth archer.
You missed the guy that gets excited to put some hours into his character, only to load in and realize he’s in the middle of a dwarven ruin or blackreach, and proceeds to hop right tf off thinking about the seemingly endless trek back to fast travel territory. Thats me.
I loaded up my most recent save from last year and literally all of the quests I had (main quest line and Dawnguard included) were in Dwarven ruins and Blackreach. I royally screwed myself over.
@@minutemuse Now I would give anything to have that as a problem. My PC died a couple months after I made the original comment, so now I can't play anything on PC.... my 1000+ hour Skyrim account... gone. My maxed out Battlefront 2 account, utterly inaccessible. My 50+ game Steam library, completely pointless. If anybody knows how to restore the PC or at least do a data transfer I would really appreciate some tips.
@@tonyspro Oh man I'm sorry to hear that. I really don't know anything about data transfer. All I know is you should be able to access your Steam account from another PC.
This behaviour are commonly caused by heavy modding. Once a gamesave become unstable continuing to play it is pointless. Problem is I constantly want to continue testing mods.
@@michaelpettersson4919 i like to focus at adding 1 mod at a time and playing and seeing if i like it. i have only like 7 mods but they do so much. inigo shitting on nazeem is a great addition. also i have no combat animations, smarter ai. better black smithing. better skilltree. makes it work so well tho.
I’m a completionist player. If there is a cave, I have to explore it. If there is a black marker, I have to find it. If there is a quest, I have to complete it. If there is a book, I have to know that I read it. If there is an npc, I have to talk to them. If there is a skill, I have to own it. I think you get the point
Grym I mean, it worked, didn't it? Skyrim is consistently in people's top 100 best games of all time lists, and it is one of the highest selling games of all time. Also, the completionist mentality applied for Morrowind as well, which I am sure is what you are referencing when you say Skyrim is dumbed-down.
@shadowyeager if you don't have any roleplaying qualms about your mage teaming up with non-mages (or just in general), it could be an interesting storyline to have a mage and some sort of battle-oriented (melee or ranged) character travelling together. but if you really don't want your character to be in that sort of situation, it's always good to really build up your conjuration skill tree so you can have a non-permanent partner (and maybe build up the dagger skills a bit for those really nasty fights, less clunky than other weapons and more appropriate for a mage in my eyes.) hope this helped!
@@obviouslykaleb7998 ...i did not talk about alteration i talked about conjuration, alteration you use to give yourself armour and conjuratoon you use to summon stuff to help you like the fire atronoach
I would never do such a thing, however it Just happens like the bloody dragon skeleton from a dragon i killed very early in my first ever play trough. That stalks me and jumpscares me everytime i walk out of a house.
Trondkyrre Norheim - just a little tip when the dragon skeletons are following you. Open console, click the skeleton, type “markfordelete” and enter. Then type disable, and enter. This simply deletes the whole thing from the game, so it can’t haunt you even if it wanted to.
@@chocopepernoot one prob with that tho m8, im was playing on xbox 360 XD i have skyrim for pc but my trash pc cant run dat shit without exploding in my face XD
I'm the type of player that, during a conversation, moves the camera slightly to the sides so the person's name is exactly in the centre of their body because symmetry lol It takes a long ass time so I usually don't listen to half the conversation because of it
I'm the half-asser. I'm all of the others, except I half ass everything. Played the game for years. Never got all of the masks, started a list to get all of Barenziah stones, never finished it, sometimes, when I felt like it, I would cook and rest and try to try to "be in the game", would drop it after 10 minutes because I got: bored, tired of it or too self conscious of the ridiculousness of the situation. I would start destruction and chaos, then reload it reset it because getting a bounty on every single stronghold and being attacked on sight gets really old after some time. I occasionally got mods... If they didn't sound too complicated to install and not too buggish. Exploring every single corner of the map also was a goal at some point... Except I forgot about it... For some unknown reason I can't remember now. Half-asser: Quests incomplete, forgotten or permanently ignored. Didn't actually choose a spouse, got the easiest houses, procastinated killing Alduin for months, never chose a side in the civil war... Idk if it's an actual thing, but it was definitely my thing.
Same, except I start a new character right before I nearly finished exploring 70% of Skyrim. Never finished the full game. Dunno if I ever will. The addition of mods on console make it even more unlikely. I've disabled fast traveler with Frostfall and Campfire.
The would-be roleplayer. They start a new file with the intent to play as a cold, calculated, unfeeling killer, but then end up sparing people left and right because murder of the innocent feels bad even if they’re just digital creations.
@@kappadoki That's assuming you follow the main storyline. I have played Skyrim for over 400 hours and I've never gotten to that part because I'm too busy exploring or doing side quests and faction quests. It's especially easy if you have a mod that makes the game start differently. Heck I have a character who's over level 50 and still never went to Dragonreach.
@@lyswenn The game is really boring after the main storyline in my opinion. Im probably not the kind of player for RPG's since I find side quests and exploring useless. I only made the Stormcloaks win, buy a house etc. after I slayed Alduin.
@@kappadoki Ha, I think I'm the complete opposite. I'm never interested in the main storyline, it could not exist and it wouldn't change my enjoyment. Skyrim may be a little short without side quests but maybe other games have longer, better storylines ?
"I'm not gonna restart this save. I like the playstyle I have, I've gotten decently far with side-quests, and I just want to have a fun time." *week later* "...Why do I want to make another Argonian archer?"
I have 400hrs of game play for one character. Still haven't finished the main quest... too busy doing random side quests, mod quests and exploring the world😂
Bethesda? OH you mean dear Goddess Beth of Sovngarde. The main creator of the known and unknown lands! Yes, she must be grateful of all her children. Though I am confused by this *game* you speak of?
Yeah, no kidding. No doubt they rereleased the game in special edition because by God they were gonna milk Skyrim for all its worth. I’m just glad that Elder Scrolls VI is underway.
things that i did when playing skyrim for the first time: 1. Trying to pass a mountain to go to riverwood 2. Thinking that i can kill a giant with beginner sets 3. Wasting my gold just for weapons 4. Attacking a chicken 5. Trying to go to the top of throat of the world 6. Trying to kill a single draugr and fails 7. Going to whiterun already in the second quest then go to riverwood to speak with alvor and then didnt use fast travel to go to whiterun 8. Trying to pickpocket a guard 9. Didnt know where is kodlak whitemane is when he is in front of me
I’m the interior decorator. Spend most my time dropping torches behind furniture to increase lighting. Alphabetizing the bookshelves, setting the dinner table, try to places things right side up ( which takes patience and skill ) saving the game every time I successfully place an item in case I knock it over tryin to place another item... carefully planning the theme of each house before building Hearthfire.
How do you make things actually stay put when you re-enter your home? :O every time i drop something, move it and place it elsewhere and leave, then come back, my shits back where i dropped it lmao
The chatterbox or friendly person: Talks to ANY NPC they come across, even tries to start conversations with giants, bandits, bears etc. Talks to the same people in each city even if they've already heard all their dialogue, haha that's me
I personally can't stand how, dare I say, immersion breaking that is, honestly. I always install No NPC Greetings/ Shut the Followers Up, Even Better Quest Objectives, the Notice Board, Quest Delay & Timing Control, Live Another Life, and Inconsequential NPCs so everyone can shut the hell up and stay tf away from me while I try to enjoy the game instead of dumping every little stream of consciousness that floods out of their sperg mouths. I'VE GOT YOUR BACK. I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU. LEAD ON. I'VE GOT YOUR BACK. I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU. LEAD ON. I'VE GOT YOUR BACK. I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU. LEAD ON. I'VE GOT YOUR BACK. I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU. LEAD ON. I'VE GOT YOUR BACK. I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU. LEAD ON. I'VE GOT YOUR BACK. I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU. LEAD ON. I'VE GOT YOUR BACK. I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU. LEAD ON. I'VE GOT YOUR BACK. I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU. LEAD ON.
Bethesda: you need to be a higher level to craft daedric. Me: in the midden crafting daedric at lvl 5. Bethesda: We forgot to remove the atronauch forge
Johnathan Rancier Essentially buy soul trap from Whiterun court wizard, kill anything, spam soul trap and wait till 90 or till satisfied complete the master conjuration to get the Sigil stone and using some materials and reagents you can use the atronauch forge to “craft” them.
"The Leader." They have Amazing Follower Tweaks enabled as well as other mods and have Vanilla Followers, Voiced Followers, Cats, Dogs, Goats, all the Jarls, a Dragon, a Dragon Priest, Alduin, Miraak, The Ebony Warrior, Kaarstag, a giant fucking bunny, ten whales and a partridge in a pear tree following them.
All that and also Harkon, Tullius, a Falmer, Elenwen, a bear with a lute, two horkers, Batman, Sheogorath, Pinky Pie, Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, a mudcrab wearing a top hat, Star Platinum and a clone of the player's own character.
@Kendall Bass one of my followers generates infinite masks of clavicus vile. Every time I remove it from her inventory, she just spawns a new one. So I I gave all my followers the mask, naturally.
*my succubus character staring at faye, kaidan, auri, lucien, inigo, 2/3 daedric b*tches, serana, and that one goat from shegoraths mission* okay but we're still looking for some guys name hubert and vito to recruit
Im a completionist but ironically i've never completed the main story. I want to do absolutely everything I can and do every single side quest I find, but then I get bored of the character or the storyline I've been following and start again from the beginning...
Same I've restarted over at least 20 times and not once have I ever completed the main quest but I joined every guild possible multiple times, alternating which side of the war, who to help and who not to, who to marry/kill/keep alive/adopt, and choosing different followers/horses/pets/housecarls
I tried to restrain myself when installing again and modding again Ended up spending 5 whole days modding my game and making sure it works and i haven't added that many other mods later on. I played about 15-20 hours since then, so not yet as much time as i spent modding but i'm getting there xD
The perpetual sneak/coward. That's me. I literally sneak everywhere. I also once spent a solid 45 minutes trying to snipe every necromancer patrolling a fort from the safe distance of nearby mountain that I scaled. Prefers alchemy to combat.
I'm the type of person that in this situation, I'm like "Alright, if I lead this guy here, he'll attack this douche, leading to a brawl. I can then trigge rhte booby traps and crush them both, then place a firerune, lighting the others, etc..."
i feel like, ever since i've installed Legacy of the Dragonborn, my hoarding problem has gooten worse not better.. i find myself picking up *literally* everything in case it has a display, every piece of armour, weapon and bottle of mead, store it in my phantasmal chest and when i get back to solitude take all from my phantasmal chest and just auto sort my displays XD
@@obviouslymatt6452 get a follower and either vampire lord or werewolf, transform and talk to them at the same time, give 5 amulets to them via inventory (if vampire, only 4 needed), then go to their inventory and hit equip on the amulets one at a time, revert to human and you're good to go. If you transform again or unequip them, you'll need to do it all again.
The Alt-o-Holic: always restarting with a new character just a few hours after escaping Helgen. The Loremaster: A cousin of the RPGer, doesn't necessarily immerse themselves in the minutia of the character's moment-to-moment life, but gets a thrill out of fitting and configuring each new character to TESlore. They avoided Whiterun until after they'd gained Mehrune's Razor and poured over the Commentaries on the Mysterium Xarxes enough to Mankar Camoran their way to being Dragonborn. They collect heartstones on Solstheim to try and find a way to bring back Arniel Gane. They KNOW the Ideal Masters are to Mannimarco what Akatosh is to Auriel. They *ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND* the meaning behind Heimskr's preaching, probably better than Heimskr himself. The Powergrinder: This person befriends Faendal immediately after leaving Helgen in order to get their Archery up to level 50 for free before even killing their first wolf. This person casts hundreds of Soul Traps on the same skeever corpse in order to grind Conjuration so he can summon Dremora Lords during his first quest. This person has spent more time shield-bashing mudcrabs and chain casting muffle on the streets of Whiterun than they have killing dragons. The Parkour Expert: Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads. The True Believer: ALWAYS chooses the same sides regardless of any changes in character or playstyle. If they side with the Empire, then they ALWAYS side with Empire. If they spare Paarthurnax, then they ALWAYS spare Paarthurnax. They have spent more time discussing the implications and vagaries of the Thalmor Dossier on Ulfric Stormcloak than most college grads spent on their Bachelor's.
The "True Believers" reminds me of WoW, where (for some of us) whether you are Horde or Alliance means more than whether you are Democrat or Republican! lol... It's completely dumb to think that way and... Horde for life. So... Yeah. Idk that I can explain it. I've only been playing Skyrim for a few days. So, idk if I'll have the same response to this issue, but I definitely feel some type a way about Alliance.
"I'm gonna play Skyrim today, a great RPG that has withstood the test of time for 7 years, Ohh what a minute. I turned my Skyrim into a rape simulator, where I contently am getting raped by ridiculously hard enemies while I'm traversing the tundra's of Skyrim in a metal bikini waiting to be raped by the nearest creature.
I'm definitely the explorer, while my friend is the RPG-er. A subcategory of her type is having so many characters to jump between, that you're no longer just roleplaying one character, but you make a whole bunch of them. A family, enemies, lovers, whatever, and you play as each of them, progressing their individual stories little by little. She also has a mod to be able to see her other characters as in-game NPC's while playing as another character, so they can actually interact (like if it's the family she's created), and she can build their lore together. It's actually really really cool and I dunno if that's just a thing she does, or if others do it too, but if they do, I think it should be a "type" of player, for sure, considering with how much time she puts into them, she has no time for anything else haha
You forgot the "immersive" player. Everything has to be realistic in a fantasy world. You can't fast travel, you have to eat, drink and sleep, oh Skyrim is cold so you should deal with that too, armors have to fit in the lore, etc. 🤔
@@Stig69 I replayed 5 times and only the first were arcadey gameplay without immersion. Now that I have a life and little spare time, I tried to replay the game(didn't have any DLCs in the past) and tried to force myself to play WITHOUT survival mods and food and thirst needs and diseases and sleep and campfire and darker nights and torches that burn out and deadly combat and potion effects over time and etc etc I gave in after 3 hours. I cannot imagine playing skyrim without these basic mod features fak. It's a therapeutic addiction.
@@Dalziel45 I play modded, too, but try to keep it lore friendly. I was just trying to say that if you turn over every leaf looking for RNG loot, you're going to be missing whole quests or taking way longer to find them
The completionist/ ingame god. The player who never settles on levelling a few select skills, and will not settle for less than 100 in all 18 skill types. This character has completed every quest, become the leader of every faction and can wipe the floor with every Dragon or Daedra that comes his way on Legendary Difficulty. This player has too much free time.
When your so used to being a stealth archer:new character=archer....ok let's try this again:=archer.....LET ME BE SOMETHING OTHER THAN THIS WHY IS IT AN INSTINCT TO GRAP ALL ARROWS I FIND
Surprised no one mentioned it but the challenger. Someone who sets challenges/installs enough difficulty mods so that even the simplest task is an adventure in itself
I'm the one that increase their sneak before even leaving Helgen, never choose a side in the war, kills all three hostages in the Dark Brotherhood quest line, keeps the skeleton key for themselves, and is faithful to one particular bow (Ebony Bow)... And has never played Skyrim other than vanilla.
@@friezathenonceslayer8200 I killed at the time I didn't like her telling what to do & she did say that. ( in my head I was like how bout I kill you bitch) didn't think to much into glad I did good tho
The player who drags corpses around and throws them off of cliffs/waterfalls or fus ro dah’s people off of the throat of the world because it’s satisfying to watch their body rag doll down in ridiculous fashion.
I'm literally all of these combined. However, I think you missed my friends class, "The over-powered guy who literally one shot Alduin with no mods because he spent all his time making upgrade potions and taking advantage of the game's poor discussions." (He cried so badly it was hysterical.)
I'm the modder, but the modder will never be truly satisfied. Forever looking for the "final mod" to perfect the ever-growing list of downloads until they have nothing left.
Ikr. Its the worst. My skyrim is finally 60 fps locked and GORGEOUS (basically upgraded vanilla with quest mods, enb, and textures) (no cheat stuff). BUT. Something inside of me like wants me to break it. EVEN THOUGH I DONT. Im NEVER satisfied and everytime before i launch my game i check Nexus.
For now i have changed... only bc of skyrim together. I need a small mod list (i truncated my other one but saved it as a preset) that way my friends dont need 20000 mods.
This is all so true! I started out modding the game through the mods tab in the game menu itself, and I thought those 10 mods I had in the load order were making my game 100+ times better! I was like: "Damn! I am sooo satisfied! Now my game is truly living up to its price and greatness". A week later...... *ERROR:* *TOO MANY ACTIVE PLUGINS ON THE NEXUS* I had to install another Mod Organizer so I could keep isntalling mods. Pretty sure I got over 450 now.😅😅😅
I'm the kind that gets really pumped to play and then I load my latest save, then I'm like "I dunno what to do"
You're me until I get more and one adds a massive amount of things to do such as legacy of the dragon born with 3550 and counting things to do that slowly happen as you play or you can quicken by finding efficient methods to get made with years in them and Wesson spoons and fabrage eggs and dairy and fossils and all kinds of things
I do this because I don't feel like going to blackreach
Lilli Braun I’ve never heard anything I related to more in my life
TheOrcishOrc This is me right now 😂
TheOrcishOrc sammmeee
instead of "the hoarder", i prefer to be called "the owner of the breezehome private museum"
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Why drop them in the ground when there is chests and forniture to keep them in......
@@Koragh_ because you can see what you collected everytime you enter your home
Ill put this away i might use it later! biggest lie i ever told myself
@@Cereal_fox I no longer lie to myself I just collect untill I'm full and then sort it out into various drawers and chests around myself. I sort of fancy myself as a sort of Finn of the Skyrim universe.
Bethasda: *Details the world with roads to easily find your way to your destination*
Me: Oh look a mountain!
SAAAAAAAMEE XD XD XD
Y'all ever just backwards jump up a mountain for 20 min instead of just following the path around
@@destinyglover7195 I do that
Hell yes, I just can’t seem to understand what paths are for lol
@@destinyglover7195 i jump climbed the throat of the world dor 7 hours just to get the notched pickaxe then jump off the top in fade shout. Without acquiring the clear skies shout.
The one who never actually finishes the game and keeps making new characters
Guilty
Same, only reason I did it was because I wanted to change my name. I used my real name the first time but then I looked it up in greek and patrick In greek is Patrikios and I figured that just fits better with the game 🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️ I think all skyrim players should do that in my opinion.
Me!
@@GooseGaming999 you know you can just put a command “showracemenu” and it’ll let you change your name right?
@@Jayzengames how? I play on a 360 slim and don't own a pc ?
"Roleplaying is really fun to do, and FIERCELY uncomfortable to watch" couldn't have said it better myself
Glc when he said their always hungry I died laughing 😂
Rycon’s Skyrim series is amazing...he does grunt too loud though lmao
i don’t find roleplaying that fun at all, i play skyrim for the gameplay and the funny asf bathesda glitches
@@willow8186 i miss Frankieonpc180p but I'm glad he's happy
Bruh I was scrolling down in the comments while watching AND I READ THIS AT THE SAME TIME HE SAID IT
imagine being so introverted that even in games you cant look people in the eyes
Or you're so bored you speed that 3rd person butten when you have your back at them to look directly away from them
Its perfect for an autistic spectrum playthrough.
@@therawringdog6754 Yeah but hes not exactly in third person
@@troglodude980 yeah, I know
It's just more introverted
and slightly funny
More like shy than introverted
*Graenolf comes up to me*
-So, what are you? A hoarder, a modder, an RPGer, a Rable-Rouser or a Explorer?
-Yes.
SiNcE wHeN iS "yEs" OnE oF tHeSe AnSwErS yOu BlInD iDiOt?
@@malubulul383 are you serious or just joking ?
Javier Lavanchy all
Teorema lui Thales Woosh me in the weirdest way
It is a joke.
@@darkdraco02 yes
The map marker: the person who never does any quests and never stays in one location because the map must have everything unlocked first for optimal fast travel capabilities.
Noooooooo i like the traveling when im told to):
this is me
Save hours of exploring and use tmm 1
Ahahaha, i do that
I want to do this so bad but I get nervous that dragons are just gonna come attack me while exploring so I limit how many locations I travel to at once because sooner or later a dragon is gonna attack. I’ll usually just discover some locations I see while on my way to another location.
The Dark Traveller- A player that saves just before he starts killing everyone because one person said a sarcastic remark.
that is so accurate
That is literally me.
“A guard might get nervous when a man approaches with his weapon drawn.”
*quicksave*
Yes hi
Austin Drew lmao this is me asf
I'm the player that starts off with a new and unique build and then slowly transitions to a stealth archer.
That’s me but I always turn into a mage 🧙♂️
It gets really boring though. Like when every single thing you do is easy because "HA that npc just walked right past me! Immediate kill!" It just gets repetitive. I wanna shake it up and die 10 times before reaching my goal, that makes it feel like an actual accomplishment instead of an overpowered playstyle.
I have never made a stealth Archer character in my life. Until this year, I made a wood Elf female Bounty huntress.
Same
I keep saying to myself make a warrior build using one handed block and archery then I use the bow once and I'm like "well better start sneaking"
dont talk to me or my 10 statues of dibella ever again
Abi Keys same
Abi Keys don’t talk to me and my 100 swords armor and followers
your profile pic compliments your comment really well for some reason
@ӄɨռɢ man of culture
@ӄɨռɢ jazz music stops
The person who has too many quest but instead of completing them they get more
This is me I also kill every guard in the game to raise my stats
Doesn't matter if you try to complete them, the amount of quests you have can ONLY increase! 😅
Except probably at the end when you simply run out of all possible quests.
@@Thunderhawk51 thats actually impossible if you count mods. you physically cant keep up because quests are literally being added faster than you can complete them.
That's me!!
Mee toooo
You forgot “The Loremaster”. The person that knows every piece of the lore.
That's not really a playstyle
Me getting kidnapped by the lore-master and being forced to hear a 12 hour explanation about all of the elder-scrolls’ lore, because I misspelled a single Dwemer’s name.
shhh too loud
The dwarves didn't die
@@josephmother6822 You are sure that 12h would be enough for that ?
"Role-playing is really fun to do, and fiercely uncomfortable to watch"
Couldn't agree more. Thats why i dont RP with other people around
Me: I love you Serana. Oh Lucia, what cool treasures have you found me? Let's sit down to dinner as a family!
*My mom walks in* GET OUT! I AM FEELING LOVED AND YOU SHALL NOT WITNESS IT
this is so relatable
@@Eeve3_Lord LOL
Yeah I also love role playing by myself... to myself... alone
Who knows...
1:sneaky archer
2: sneaky archer with magic
3: sneaky archer with dagger
4: sneaky archer with a sword
5: sneaky archer with heavy armor
literally me on my first playthrough xd
me number 5 lmao
that's me
@@guilhermeneves6813 lol me too invest in the muffle spell if you don't got it. It can save you a lot if trouble.
This makes me happy and hate myself at the same time. I'm such a bitch and so afraid of everything that 90% of my game is spent crouched.
Every time I’m playing Skyrim in the living room my mom says “Take that flower”, “take that bug”, “Oh look a different flower, take it” so I’m pretty sure she would be the Hoarder if she played Skyrim😂😂
Cute mom :3
My grandma would love this game, she'd sell every small thing she collects and hoard the rest
Forgot the stealth archer.
Me: I think I'm going to play a warrior this playthrough
1 hour later: stealth archer
Rageshot43 stealth archer is the most pussy boring play style in this game
@@jayg7714 idk i kinda liked stealth archers when killing victoria
Same lol. Every time. I like the conjure bow stealth archer tho.
I created a dark elf who was supposed to mainly be a stealthy spellsword,I didn't think I'd start using a crossbow
General Grievous my characters always devolve into stealth/illusion with daggers 😅
The Indecisive: They literally never stick to one character, they just keep getting cool ideas and never follow through. Aka me
Me too
I had like six fucking characters because of that.
That's me as well.
That's me
Me too.
The type of guy that non-stop is doing side quests,he goes to white run first time on level 23 or sth
Whiterun is where I became this type of player lol.
i retrieved the horn of Jurgen Windcaller at lvl 87 on my previous character xD
Oh mai, Sidetracking much :p
@@kalebramirez7327 try for my 2nd character lv141 at that point and getting to whiterun at lv139 in vanilla and 110 hrs already lol( most of which was me just leave system on when I fell a sleep or hanging out with my friends)
also me xD
I feel like on the modder section you miss the "This person spend more time on the nexus catalog than in the actual game"
Yeeess, that's me!
the over achiever
the dude who goes for physically everything to offer
A.K.A the dude who is Thane of Haafingar, Thane of Whiterun, Thane of Falkreath, Thane of Riften, Thane of the Reach, Thane of the Pale, Thane of Winterhold, Thane of Hjaalmarch, Harbinger of the Companions, Arch-mage of the College of Winterhold, Listener to the Dark Brotherhood, Guild-master of the Thieves Guild, Member of the Bards College, Dragonslayer of the Blades, Vampireslayer of the Dawnguard, Savior of Solstheim, Champion of the Nine Divines, Champion of sixteen Daedric Princes, Blood-kin to Orcs, Honorary Member of the Moth Priests, Dwemer Expert, Bounty Hunter, Treasure Finder, master of the Thu'um, Alduin Bane and DragonSlayer, The Honoured Thane of all Skyrim. Sturdy Harbinger, Mystic Archmage, Silent Thief Master. The Revered Peacemaker, and The Victorious Conquerer (Civil War), and the Dragonborn! i'm sure i'm missing some others.
Alecc haveing every daedric artifact, every companion, being a werewolf and a vampire
I’m that gamer hahaha
I must say, you have described my whole experience in Skyrim. Such a underrated comment lmao
Alecc I’m going for a play through like that soon. Haven’t played video games in month, so it’ll be good to get back into Skyrim.
All that and nazeem will still doubt your presence in the cloud district
The best thing about Skyrim is everyone is all of these things at one point😂
Yeah XD Im at the mod faze myself atm... Even after 4 years playing this game I'm still not bored with it.
Hahahaha true!
xD
Mod and RPG phase currently, at one point I'll probably be moving onto something else.
FACT!
the kleptomaniac: breaks into every house to get those 3 gold in a chest, gives a beggar a coin just to steal it right back, takes everyones clothes while they're wearing them, ...
bahah
I'm in a run like this right now and you know what ? Yeah maybe some random RUclips users will complain about you
But fuck it, you're rich.
Seriously I'm still low in level but already at 10.000 gold just by stealing everything from everywhere and everyone from the first minute.
Yep totally me
Every time I've experienced the joy of stealing the clothes off of someone I'm speaking to I think to myself... could they just once, please, just ONCE say ' Do you feel a draft?'
This is me every single time I’ve played Skyrim since it first came out, like I seriously can’t help it I’ve never even gotten through the entire game because I spend so much time stealing every piece of gold in existence that I eventually just get bored and stop playing only to start over a month later 😂😂😂
I’m the one who quick saves every 2 seconds in case I wanna change a decision...also because I’m constantly afraid I will die. Making choices takes me like 20 mins I have to research outcomes 💀
ME
the thing about skyrim saves is it either autosaves so much that you can't go back to a save older than 3 seconds without quick/hard saving or there are no autosaves since helgan. and there is basically no in between. the game saves when you open your inventory for crying out loud.
I only quicksave because I'm afraid my game will crash any second
@@silentxwxlf Skyrim: drops a few frames
me sweating: when was the last time i saved?
@@charmedrools1 I usually save before load doors because that's when my game usually crashes. When I drop frames, I dont usually Dave because my whole entire game is under 30 fps :')
you forgot about the 'always picks thief' player
e.g :"im gonna go for a battlemage this playthrough" *2 hours later* "alright my sneak skills are maxed I should be good"
It’s not our fault the thieves guild is the most satisfying best developed faction quest-line.
@@evilclown019 haha not even wrong
*cries in dark brotherhood*
It's all that damn Brynjolf's fault with his easy gold and lad/lass endearments lol.
@@MehIgotnothing ...currently playing through thieves guild, 30 minutes earlier stated I would be playing a barbarian character
The thief: The person who goes through every town and steals everything
Legit me. Don't know how I hadn't maxed out robbery or sneak
That was me in my first playthrough. Now I barely steal at all until I'm at a high level cuz I'm afraid of hired thugs on legendary difficulty.
Me. I have 100 pickpocket. I am thief god. Cower
Mine is twice legendary xD
My mind immediately went to Therion.
Type one: a hoarder
Me: *standing in the middle of a pile of buckets and cheese wheels* ...I can explain
Can you....can you really explain
emma Uh... LOOK, A DRAGON *cartwheels away*
@@yoursaviorishere4365 bITcH
*CHEESE! CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!*
I hoard arrows
"actually they left all the iron swords behind" gave me WHIPLASH bc you know I leave those things behind to make room for other stuff
melt them down into iron ingots you coward
I’ve been playing Skyrim for nearly nine years now and every play through on it I’ve had an unhealthy addiction to collect books and take them home and put them in storage thinking “One day I might want to read this” yet I know I never will
Same :D
My daughter and I do this too. We call it "the bedside chest library." 😂
That's me!
Literally same
Imagine not reading the books
OCD perfectionist : Explores every inch of every dungeon in fear of missing something. Needs to constantly look up wiki if they have the best possible outcome of the quests. Will reload/start new game rather then go on with a "mistake" has played the game 200 hours and never even been close to beating the game. (Send help!)
What's wrong with our brains?
Only 200 hours them be noob numbers.
This is my brother.
Hey I'm Ruby and I have a problem, is this perfectionists anonymous?
Edit: I have played for far over a thousand hours and I haven't even finished diplomatic immunity yet. Because it has to be in the right order... but I can't kill Alduin first... wait can I? Or do I kill Miraak first... Miraak is in many ways everything we could be but don't want to be... a antithesis of us, Alduin on the other hand is our big obstacle, the big evil seeking to destroy the world, Miraak just wants to rule the world or what ever... but Miraak is maybe stronger and would make for a great nemesis in the second season of the show... of maybe... a first big bad in the first season halfway of our way to defeating alduin? Fml I haven't slept in days... Why have you forsaken me Elder Scrolls V?
This is definitely me
The 5 Types of Skyrim Players:
Thief
Thief with Magic
Thief with Battleaxe
Thief with Bow
Impatient Person
TheRadiantDehd *odgrub 2.0
Yeah, actually, thief with battle-axe!
@@stripehead1Did you really just spell check a 3 month old comment
Haha imma sneaky mage vampire.. I'm so stealthy I can walk right in front of people and they don't see me.
Thief with bow here
i’m the “accidentally starts quiz meant for a high level at a low level”
doesn skyrim scale for your lvl
@@mishael8631 god no
@@vthunder4238 It does for most enemies but not many quests
"That's the quickest way to detect an RPGer, their heavy breathing"
Hagravens: Ight imma head out
Foxes: * heavy breathing intensifies*
The one that wants to know all the gossip in town. They are always: listening, talking to everyone they meet, getting side quests, walking around random people's homes, figuring out whos related to who, figuring out what their back story is
ME LMAO this one is me
And installs the interesting npc's mod for even more people to talk to, some of who are rather insane.
That’s me. I want to know which innocent citizen is secretly a villain and I wanna know every single family and what they are arguing about, whether it’s about amrens lost sword, brand sheis real parents the dark brotherhood causing chaos again or if they are just arguing about whether nazeem should go to hircene or forever be a slave of the dragonborn.
"The Veteran" Somebody who's completed the storyline 10 times over
You haven’t?
@@jeff-hd9og I mean i'm the veteran x4
I have 800+ hours in the game and never completed the main quest, whoops
>_> that moment you realize you have over 1000 hours clocked on steam
The person who can quote the entire intro
I'm the guy who runs around without clothes or armor and beats everything in my path down with my fists
Aka, the Madman
Seriously, keep your children away-
Ah the dark souls veteran player
I did this playing Fable. Naked except for a helm, puking drunk on screen, killing Balverines with the stick in Witchwood.😂
I'm such a hoarder, I see something and am like "oh I could sell this" but then when I'm selling stuff I can't bring myself to do it.
Lol Ikr. It's like the hardest decision to make even if it's a wooden spoon.
Then even if you want to sell it, the vendor doesn't have enough gold.
@@seraka7386 ik😂😂😂
I sorta like that but I forget to take it with me.
@@seraka7386 or you've run out of carry space and you're just there like , NO NO I MUST SELL THIS. EVERY COIN COUNTS.
mine is like: thief that quicksaves before doing anything and at level 10 has pickpocketing lvl 40
😂 That's so accurate. I've only been playing a couple weeks but I quicksave before stealing ANYTHING
I *always* quicksave
Only level 40? By level 6 I have max pickpocketing and sneak
Same lol I always quick save before doing any theiving
ShadowSlayer2121 that’s impossible
The hero: always sits through the dialogue, takes on every quest and completes it. Uses swords and axes, kills all bandits and vampires and werewolves, and always, ALWAYS, Picks the ethical options of dialogue.
Lmao same, I felt guilty doing the thieves guild and dark brotherhood quests hahaha
@@skylar197 My first character was a thief, and I only really felt guilty with that one quest where you're forced to intimidate to get information. I felt awful when I threatened Talen-Jei and Keerava. On every other occasion, I just stole from people I didn't like.
Actually i feel good, call le weird or what but my characters are always rogues/thieves and vampires, i just love beeing a sneaky bastard, yeh i dont have emotions and yeh call me a scum if you want
The guilt was more with the shop keepers I'd made friends with lol. Or killing that beggar who lost his sister, and his mind, after I helped him find the sister's necklace.
I can never bring myself to do thieves guild or dark brotherhood, or anything evil for that matter. I always feel bad and just load a save from before I did the bad.
"It hurts their ribs."
*Proceeds to find a bloody set of ribs*
im the type of player who plays for a really long time, comes back, and restarts my game.
hjazy b FINALLY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME
I clicked New Game option over 59 times bro, I feel you 🤗 . Glad to hear that I am not alone.
Lol I’m probably on like my 100th playthrough that does absolutely nothing but kill random people.
joe shmoe I deleted over 300 separate save files
@@samanthafoster3527 Noice
The (would be) alchemist
Literally does nothing but hunt plants and similar things for potions he never gets around to making.
And that's how you slowly become overencumbered.
Seraph Creed also me
Shrek Hentai “Hoarders in Skyrim: The Beginning”
SAME
ME
The "hero" who will do any quest, no matter how trivial, tedious, or difficult it is. Heroes have a completed quest list so long that it puts the hoarders to shame. Heroes will complete all of Riverwoods quests immediately, then move on the Whiterun and the other holds. The truly thorough hero will check wikis to ensure every quest in their vicinity has been completed (my play style ofc).
That's exactly what I do. Lol
I have been exposed.
@@lonniedavis4894 "hero's" killing a person at their own wedding:
no- you- youve discovered my secret!
@@sirduncebag6190 lol i know i cant come to terms with it. I wish you had an option to betray the dark brotherhood at some point
The Child Killer: Hates kids because I CANT ROB A DAMN HOUSE WITH THEM INSIDE
it takes a brave soul to take on that title, lololol
"They don't even know the difference between mods and non-mods now" THAT'S me
Misha Rogerson YUP
Too damn relatable. Anyways is my alduin supposed to have a vampiric miraak lord with miniguns on it? Well nothing my Naruto can't handle and my game crashed again, Great
@@waleedbinshabbir1542 Yeah uhhh... About that. That one big boobed girl that you had died during the fight during alduin. You might want to resurrect her.
Oh wait.. I was just told it was several, big boobed VAMPIRE girls that got killed during your alduin battle. Sorry!
@@jimbo2947 oh don't worry my instant revive spell works like a charm. I mean how else was I supposed to sacrifice nazeem multiple times to the dark god pancakes and bacon
@@waleedbinshabbir1542 Silly me! I'm so sorry for the mistake! May i recommend that that you also duplicate all of those big boobed girls so that you can get even more! The spell is called "Duplicate".
there's always that player that skips everything or doesn't pay attention
Tru
I turn into that player on the second playthrough
I've played through the game enough times to know what everyone will say before they even say it.
I read this in Snake's voice
10 Legenda4L I know a girl like that and I couldn't believe when she casually told me that she skipped all dialogue because she just wanted to keep on playing. HOW DO YOU ENJOY SKYRIM WITHOUT LEARNING THE CHARACTER STORIES AND LORE?! MADNESS!
Me at the start of the game: I'm gonna be a archer
Me after some weeks: nah, I'm a warrior
After some months: *a mage warrior*
Me now: know what? Assassins are cool tho
screw minmaxing, amirite?
I stick to the archery ,nothing can compare when u kill target mile away ,ofc i pump one handed skills also ,and that's it.
@@TheSRBgamer63 you "pump one handed skill" too?^^ that's why i always collect all the copies of the lusty argonian maid i can find :D
1 Playthrough: I wanna be a two handed tank
2 playthrough: I wanna be a mage
3 playthrough: two hand sword wielded
4 playthrough: assassin
Guess the result of these 4 playthroughs, yep, stealth archer.
For me it's : start the game, open consol....
Me: “But I just play the game normally-“
Graemolf: “Not scientifically possible!”
You missed the guy that gets excited to put some hours into his character, only to load in and realize he’s in the middle of a dwarven ruin or blackreach, and proceeds to hop right tf off thinking about the seemingly endless trek back to fast travel territory. Thats me.
Oh that’s me every time I create a new character I try my best to avoid dwarven ruins they are just effort man
am i the only one who loves dwarven ruins? 😅
blackreach is one of my favourite areas in the game and i love the lore behind the dwemer
I loaded up my most recent save from last year and literally all of the quests I had (main quest line and Dawnguard included) were in Dwarven ruins and Blackreach. I royally screwed myself over.
@@minutemuse Now I would give anything to have that as a problem. My PC died a couple months after I made the original comment, so now I can't play anything on PC.... my 1000+ hour Skyrim account... gone. My maxed out Battlefront 2 account, utterly inaccessible. My 50+ game Steam library, completely pointless. If anybody knows how to restore the PC or at least do a data transfer I would really appreciate some tips.
@@tonyspro Oh man I'm sorry to hear that. I really don't know anything about data transfer. All I know is you should be able to access your Steam account from another PC.
if you make a part 2 you should include the person who has 70 billion characters that haven't even gotten to whiterun
aw fuck
Me! Me!
right in the feels
it me
Dude I have a thousand characters like that 😂 and ten thousand between lvl 50 and 100
You could put the thief, who checks everyone’s pockets, and steals anything mildly valuable.
Katie Martin HA THATS me!
me
I'm not a kleptomaniac.
Shut up
People who search all the urns in nordic ruins...
@@Macharassi ME!
I'm the kind of player that has an unhealthy obsession with restarting over and over and over and over...
This behaviour are commonly caused by heavy modding. Once a gamesave become unstable continuing to play it is pointless. Problem is I constantly want to continue testing mods.
@@michaelpettersson4919 i like to focus at adding 1 mod at a time and playing and seeing if i like it. i have only like 7 mods but they do so much. inigo shitting on nazeem is a great addition. also i have no combat animations, smarter ai. better black smithing. better skilltree. makes it work so well tho.
Unlike the other replies I have no such excuse. I just keep restarting
I’m a completionist player. If there is a cave, I have to explore it. If there is a black marker, I have to find it. If there is a quest, I have to complete it. If there is a book, I have to know that I read it. If there is an npc, I have to talk to them. If there is a skill, I have to own it. I think you get the point
These kinda games are not good for completionist players like us. They kill to much time >.<
BUT I REGRET NOTHING^^!!!
RS ?
You should try dungeons and dragons online best game for completionist 8k hours min.
Grym I mean, it worked, didn't it? Skyrim is consistently in people's top 100 best games of all time lists, and it is one of the highest selling games of all time.
Also, the completionist mentality applied for Morrowind as well, which I am sure is what you are referencing when you say Skyrim is dumbed-down.
lol i got it with the copletionist part
“Every battle they’ve just barely won.”
My conjuration/alteration/destruction/restoration mage: *crying in corner*
@shadowyeager
if you don't have any roleplaying qualms about your mage teaming up with non-mages (or just in general), it could be an interesting storyline to have a mage and some sort of battle-oriented (melee or ranged) character travelling together.
but if you really don't want your character to be in that sort of situation, it's always good to really build up your conjuration skill tree so you can have a non-permanent partner (and maybe build up the dagger skills a bit for those really nasty fights, less clunky than other weapons and more appropriate for a mage in my eyes.)
hope this helped!
conjuration is so fucking overpowered that there is no point in uaing the destruction magic unless you are using only necromacy magics
@@nome9752 bro my issue is that i keep _DYING,_ not my damage output. that's also why i have alteration; to stop dying every 2 seconds
@@obviouslykaleb7998 ...i did not talk about alteration i talked about conjuration, alteration you use to give yourself armour and conjuratoon you use to summon stuff to help you like the fire atronoach
@@nome9752 i just started using conjugation but flame atonarch are week af :(
The "glitch"-er, takes advantage of the many bugs in Bethesda's games to produce hilarious or overpowered effects
Gotta love those dual Dawnbreakers
I would never do such a thing, however it Just happens like the bloody dragon skeleton from a dragon i killed very early in my first ever play trough. That stalks me and jumpscares me everytime i walk out of a house.
Trondkyrre Norheim - just a little tip when the dragon skeletons are following you. Open console, click the skeleton, type “markfordelete” and enter. Then type disable, and enter.
This simply deletes the whole thing from the game, so it can’t haunt you even if it wanted to.
@@chocopepernoot one prob with that tho m8, im was playing on xbox 360 XD i have skyrim for pc but my trash pc cant run dat shit without exploding in my face XD
Trondkyrre Norheim oh lol, well just remember for if you ever decide to upgrade your pc
I'm the type of player that, during a conversation, moves the camera slightly to the sides so the person's name is exactly in the centre of their body because symmetry lol
It takes a long ass time so I usually don't listen to half the conversation because of it
I THOUGT I WAS THE ONLY ONE XD
this kind of neuroticism is beauty in action
I'm the half-asser. I'm all of the others, except I half ass everything. Played the game for years. Never got all of the masks, started a list to get all of Barenziah stones, never finished it, sometimes, when I felt like it, I would cook and rest and try to try to "be in the game", would drop it after 10 minutes because I got: bored, tired of it or too self conscious of the ridiculousness of the situation. I would start destruction and chaos, then reload it reset it because getting a bounty on every single stronghold and being attacked on sight gets really old after some time. I occasionally got mods... If they didn't sound too complicated to install and not too buggish.
Exploring every single corner of the map also was a goal at some point... Except I forgot about it... For some unknown reason I can't remember now.
Half-asser: Quests incomplete, forgotten or permanently ignored.
Didn't actually choose a spouse, got the easiest houses, procastinated killing Alduin for months, never chose a side in the civil war...
Idk if it's an actual thing, but it was definitely my thing.
Same, except I start a new character right before I nearly finished exploring 70% of Skyrim. Never finished the full game. Dunno if I ever will. The addition of mods on console make it even more unlikely. I've disabled fast traveler with Frostfall and Campfire.
I don't think ANYONE completed the stones of Barenziah, or the crimson nirnroot. They're useless dumb quests.
@@minabrunkhorst9954 completionists
@@alexl1178 Lol, they lied about finishing those quests
Interesting how there are mods for quests people don't finish huh? Though they are tedious, like the pages in the soul carne.
The careful player: they never want to loose there stuff and save at any possible moment even when going into a cave you have already been in
Im careful and explorer. I legit save every 10 minutes😂😂
I save once every.... I don’t think I actually save I just let auto save do it
That's me I just quicksave every time I get a bad feeling in my gut which is often
I would rather DIE then use a healing portion.
Dude my saves would go into the thousands
The would-be roleplayer. They start a new file with the intent to play as a cold, calculated, unfeeling killer, but then end up sparing people left and right because murder of the innocent feels bad even if they’re just digital creations.
Lol awesome. I'm the exact opposite. Want a "good" character but end up killing everyone because It's easier to create fake drama that way.
I've once played an assassin that was a folower of mara, while being the lissener to the DB
I have tried that. I also tried to play an empirial. Neither of them went anywhere. XD
@@JSSQuelloAutentico Fuck you, cicero is the only dark brotherhood character that follows the damn rules
@@unfoldingslayer955 He's not a clown... he's a jester
The replay value of this game is already great. With 5 gigabytes of mods, its insane
"5 gigabytes"
That's cute. ;)
"The one who never finish the game"
- That's me btw
Wat? You can kill alduin in 20hrs by playing normally and thats honestly not much for an RPG
@@kappadoki That's assuming you follow the main storyline. I have played Skyrim for over 400 hours and I've never gotten to that part because I'm too busy exploring or doing side quests and faction quests. It's especially easy if you have a mod that makes the game start differently.
Heck I have a character who's over level 50 and still never went to Dragonreach.
@@lyswenn The game is really boring after the main storyline in my opinion. Im probably not the kind of player for RPG's since I find side quests and exploring useless. I only made the Stormcloaks win, buy a house etc. after I slayed Alduin.
@@kappadoki Ha, I think I'm the complete opposite. I'm never interested in the main storyline, it could not exist and it wouldn't change my enjoyment.
Skyrim may be a little short without side quests but maybe other games have longer, better storylines ?
@@lyswenn same here
I'm the player that even though ive been playing for 5 years I've never completed the game coz I always give up and start a new character
princess bubblegum
SAME
"I'm not gonna restart this save. I like the playstyle I have, I've gotten decently far with side-quests, and I just want to have a fun time."
*week later*
"...Why do I want to make another Argonian archer?"
I have played through half the game like 20 times
Same
I have 400hrs of game play for one character. Still haven't finished the main quest... too busy doing random side quests, mod quests and exploring the world😂
Bethesda has to be grateful that we've been playing this game for so long
from the 46 they are
Bethesda? OH you mean dear Goddess Beth of Sovngarde. The main creator of the known and unknown lands! Yes, she must be grateful of all her children. Though I am confused by this *game* you speak of?
Huh? We should be grateful they made such a master piece lol xD
Yeah, no kidding. No doubt they rereleased the game in special edition because by God they were gonna milk Skyrim for all its worth. I’m just glad that Elder Scrolls VI is underway.
If they were grateful they wouldn’t have introduced the creation club store. They just want to milk the cash cow.
The pacifist: You’ve played too much Undertale or Animal Crossing and as a result, you go out of your way to avoid killing anyone
The dremora: you've played too much doom and attempt to kill everything that moves while using all of the violence mods.
things that i did when playing skyrim for the first time:
1. Trying to pass a mountain to go to riverwood
2. Thinking that i can kill a giant with beginner sets
3. Wasting my gold just for weapons
4. Attacking a chicken
5. Trying to go to the top of throat of the world
6. Trying to kill a single draugr and fails
7. Going to whiterun already in the second quest then go to riverwood to speak with alvor and then didnt use fast travel to go to whiterun
8. Trying to pickpocket a guard
9. Didnt know where is kodlak whitemane is when he is in front of me
Never kill the chicken
Sasha Braus number 1,2 and 4 hit home. I accidentally punched a chicken and the whole village attacked me. Hated the chickens in Skyrim ever since.
@Adalard Richter 2011 was a good year lol
Me An INFP same I literally hit a chicken and then they murdered me
Jay Vwj Skyrim logic 🙄😂 the chickens are protected
My favorite playstyle is the demi-God who seeks power at all cost. Till I can one hit a legendary dragon.
Managed to do it with my Daedric set. I just kept upgrading until eventually I made a weapon to surpass metal gear XD
the resto loop says hi
Then you do everything thing I the game stop playing for 6 months then download it again after 5k hours plus
I may or may not have glitches the game to give me a near infinite armor rating on dragonbone armor along with a sword rhat one hits
Fortify restoration loop huh
That first house.
Sheogorath is pleased.
Ash The Smol Propato yea
Cheese for everyone!
4:46 "Roleplaying is something that's really fun to do and it is fiercely uncomfortable to watch"
No truer words have ever been spoken.
I’m the interior decorator. Spend most my time dropping torches behind furniture to increase lighting. Alphabetizing the bookshelves, setting the dinner table, try to places things right side up ( which takes patience and skill ) saving the game every time I successfully place an item in case I knock it over tryin to place another item... carefully planning the theme of each house before building Hearthfire.
I struggled just to put like four weapons in display cases in my house. Props
Well play minecraft x)
How do you make things actually stay put when you re-enter your home? :O every time i drop something, move it and place it elsewhere and leave, then come back, my shits back where i dropped it lmao
@@GroovyCoyotes You and me both buddy, you and me both
@@elifoflygen8795 me three
The chatterbox or friendly person: Talks to ANY NPC they come across, even tries to start conversations with giants, bandits, bears etc. Talks to the same people in each city even if they've already heard all their dialogue, haha that's me
I personally can't stand how, dare I say, immersion breaking that is, honestly.
I always install No NPC Greetings/ Shut the Followers Up, Even Better Quest Objectives, the Notice Board, Quest Delay & Timing Control, Live Another Life, and Inconsequential NPCs so everyone can shut the hell up and stay tf away from me while I try to enjoy the game instead of dumping every little stream of consciousness that floods out of their sperg mouths.
I'VE GOT YOUR BACK. I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU. LEAD ON. I'VE GOT YOUR BACK. I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU. LEAD ON. I'VE GOT YOUR BACK. I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU. LEAD ON. I'VE GOT YOUR BACK. I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU. LEAD ON. I'VE GOT YOUR BACK. I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU. LEAD ON. I'VE GOT YOUR BACK. I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU. LEAD ON. I'VE GOT YOUR BACK. I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU. LEAD ON. I'VE GOT YOUR BACK. I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU. LEAD ON.
HArp De DArp Dooweee sozzz Billy no mates 😅
@@harpdedarpdooweee1107 Need something?
And also carries Calm to listen to the dialogues of enemies
@@harpdedarpdooweee1107 IT'S A FINE DAY WITH YOU AROUND.
Bethesda: you need to be a higher level to craft daedric.
Me: in the midden crafting daedric at lvl 5.
Bethesda: We forgot to remove the atronauch forge
Lmfao
Wait you can do that? Without the deadric smithing perk?
Johnathan Rancier Essentially buy soul trap from Whiterun court wizard, kill anything, spam soul trap and wait till 90 or till satisfied complete the master conjuration to get the Sigil stone and using some materials and reagents you can use the atronauch forge to “craft” them.
You need the sigil stone to do that so no your not lvl 5.
Thunderspear there is a kinda merchant chest which has it in it
"The Demi-God" A person that always uses Smithing, Enchanting and Alchemy to make their character OP even on Legendary difficulty.
That's me but not on that difficulty
"The Leader."
They have Amazing Follower Tweaks enabled as well as other mods and have Vanilla Followers, Voiced Followers, Cats, Dogs, Goats, all the Jarls, a Dragon, a Dragon Priest, Alduin, Miraak, The Ebony Warrior, Kaarstag, a giant fucking bunny, ten whales and a partridge in a pear tree following them.
All that and also Harkon, Tullius, a Falmer, Elenwen, a bear with a lute, two horkers, Batman, Sheogorath, Pinky Pie, Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, a mudcrab wearing a top hat, Star Platinum and a clone of the player's own character.
I once had general tullius fighting for the stormcloaks
@Kendall Bass one of my followers generates infinite masks of clavicus vile. Every time I remove it from her inventory, she just spawns a new one.
So I I gave all my followers the mask, naturally.
*my succubus character staring at faye, kaidan, auri, lucien, inigo, 2/3 daedric b*tches, serana, and that one goat from shegoraths mission* okay but we're still looking for some guys name hubert and vito to recruit
i ain't following no dovahkiin
This was the best poem I've ever heard
Bards College Approved
But you ignored my broom collection!
Jessie the book nerd 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙂😅
Dis game gayy
@@funmimotors6765 You just reminded me I have a bunch of books in my house in Whiterun, THANK YOU, THEY MUST RETURN TO MY MANSION OF HOARDING!
Im a completionist but ironically i've never completed the main story. I want to do absolutely everything I can and do every single side quest I find, but then I get bored of the character or the storyline I've been following and start again from the beginning...
I have 600 hours and haven't killed Alduin. And I've decided that I don't want to, simply because I find it hilarious.
I do this in far too many rpg style games.
I've got over 300 hours just on pc alone (spent most of my time with skyrim on Xbox) and Ive never finished the civil war or main quest lines.
Technically there is no main quest
Same I've restarted over at least 20 times and not once have I ever completed the main quest but I joined every guild possible multiple times, alternating which side of the war, who to help and who not to, who to marry/kill/keep alive/adopt, and choosing different followers/horses/pets/housecarls
Modders be like:
10 Hours modding
1 Hour playing
and dont forget the 6 hours troubleshooting the mods and load order
I tried to restrain myself when installing again and modding again
Ended up spending 5 whole days modding my game and making sure it works and i haven't added that many other mods later on. I played about 15-20 hours since then, so not yet as much time as i spent modding but i'm getting there xD
Where is the glitcher?
That one guy who knows every glitch in the game and abuses them whenever he/she can
@Harvey Dale true
I was about to say this lol
Me with 200 platters and running through walls
@@whydochair9552 Then there's two of us
makes me remember all those times stabing that imortal imperial guy for sneak exp and those soul trap on taht skeleton under the bridge in whiterun
The perpetual sneak/coward. That's me. I literally sneak everywhere. I also once spent a solid 45 minutes trying to snipe every necromancer patrolling a fort from the safe distance of nearby mountain that I scaled. Prefers alchemy to combat.
Me too
@@hankblaster In my defense, they were really powerful necromancers! lol
I'm the type of person that in this situation, I'm like "Alright, if I lead this guy here, he'll attack this douche, leading to a brawl. I can then trigge rhte booby traps and crush them both, then place a firerune, lighting the others, etc..."
Heh that's some Requiem mod shit
You should get some illusion magic going, then you won't have to kill anyone.
I learnt something new today. About breastfeeding.
The FUCK
What the fUcC mate
sexlab mod?
GoAtS RuE
@@foreignbag8861 1:30
"This person has collected every object of slight significance"
Me with my nearly complete library and armory: Interesting...
i feel like, ever since i've installed Legacy of the Dragonborn, my hoarding problem has gooten worse not better.. i find myself picking up *literally* everything in case it has a display, every piece of armour, weapon and bottle of mead, store it in my phantasmal chest and when i get back to solitude take all from my phantasmal chest and just auto sort my displays XD
Me: Names deadric blade “Yeetus Deletus”
Never uses it. Spams infinite shouts with 5 talos amulets.
*Dragon time*
How do you do the infinite shouts thing?
@@obviouslymatt6452 with a glitch
@@obviouslymatt6452 get a follower and either vampire lord or werewolf, transform and talk to them at the same time, give 5 amulets to them via inventory (if vampire, only 4 needed), then go to their inventory and hit equip on the amulets one at a time, revert to human and you're good to go.
If you transform again or unequip them, you'll need to do it all again.
Resto pot glitch?
More like
Not worth my time.
@@jowjowbaby *if vampire with necromage perk
The Alt-o-Holic: always restarting with a new character just a few hours after escaping Helgen.
The Loremaster: A cousin of the RPGer, doesn't necessarily immerse themselves in the minutia of the character's moment-to-moment life, but gets a thrill out of fitting and configuring each new character to TESlore. They avoided Whiterun until after they'd gained Mehrune's Razor and poured over the Commentaries on the Mysterium Xarxes enough to Mankar Camoran their way to being Dragonborn. They collect heartstones on Solstheim to try and find a way to bring back Arniel Gane. They KNOW the Ideal Masters are to Mannimarco what Akatosh is to Auriel. They *ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND* the meaning behind Heimskr's preaching, probably better than Heimskr himself.
The Powergrinder: This person befriends Faendal immediately after leaving Helgen in order to get their Archery up to level 50 for free before even killing their first wolf. This person casts hundreds of Soul Traps on the same skeever corpse in order to grind Conjuration so he can summon Dremora Lords during his first quest. This person has spent more time shield-bashing mudcrabs and chain casting muffle on the streets of Whiterun than they have killing dragons.
The Parkour Expert: Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.
The True Believer: ALWAYS chooses the same sides regardless of any changes in character or playstyle. If they side with the Empire, then they ALWAYS side with Empire. If they spare Paarthurnax, then they ALWAYS spare Paarthurnax. They have spent more time discussing the implications and vagaries of the Thalmor Dossier on Ulfric Stormcloak than most college grads spent on their Bachelor's.
Yeah..I'm the loremaster
The "True Believers" reminds me of WoW, where (for some of us) whether you are Horde or Alliance means more than whether you are Democrat or Republican! lol... It's completely dumb to think that way and... Horde for life. So... Yeah. Idk that I can explain it.
I've only been playing Skyrim for a few days. So, idk if I'll have the same response to this issue, but I definitely feel some type a way about Alliance.
Ugh, I always side with the Empire and kill Paarthurnax.
@@daintysload - oh, you... Kill Paarthurnax... I see. I see.
This. Just this.
A sub category of the modder who only uses adult mods.
He could dedicate an entire video to those losers
"I'm gonna play Skyrim today, a great RPG that has withstood the test of time for 7 years, Ohh what a minute. I turned my Skyrim into a rape simulator, where I contently am getting raped by ridiculously hard enemies while I'm traversing the tundra's of Skyrim in a metal bikini waiting to be raped by the nearest creature.
The Thots if you will
My recommendation is, find the nearest cliff and see how long it takes to hit the bottom.
ArturoPladeado Sorry I don’t want your jiggly tiddy mods anywhere near my game thanks
I'm definitely the explorer, while my friend is the RPG-er. A subcategory of her type is having so many characters to jump between, that you're no longer just roleplaying one character, but you make a whole bunch of them. A family, enemies, lovers, whatever, and you play as each of them, progressing their individual stories little by little. She also has a mod to be able to see her other characters as in-game NPC's while playing as another character, so they can actually interact (like if it's the family she's created), and she can build their lore together. It's actually really really cool and I dunno if that's just a thing she does, or if others do it too, but if they do, I think it should be a "type" of player, for sure, considering with how much time she puts into them, she has no time for anything else haha
You forgot the "immersive" player. Everything has to be realistic in a fantasy world. You can't fast travel, you have to eat, drink and sleep, oh Skyrim is cold so you should deal with that too, armors have to fit in the lore, etc. 🤔
KCD is a perfect game for them.
That's the rpger lol
I don't know how people play like that. I have over 500 hours in the game, and I still find things I've never done before.
@@Stig69 I replayed 5 times and only the first were arcadey gameplay without immersion.
Now that I have a life and little spare time, I tried to replay the game(didn't have any DLCs in the past) and tried to force myself to play WITHOUT survival mods and food and thirst needs and diseases and sleep and campfire and darker nights and torches that burn out and deadly combat and potion effects over time and etc etc
I gave in after 3 hours. I cannot imagine playing skyrim without these basic mod features fak. It's a therapeutic addiction.
@@Dalziel45 I play modded, too, but try to keep it lore friendly. I was just trying to say that if you turn over every leaf looking for RNG loot, you're going to be missing whole quests or taking way longer to find them
I’m the kind of player who grabs all the food and ingredients I can find and when the moment is right... I INHALE EVERYTHING IN 1 MICROSECOND!
The completionist/ ingame god. The player who never settles on levelling a few select skills, and will not settle for less than 100 in all 18 skill types. This character has completed every quest, become the leader of every faction and can wipe the floor with every Dragon or Daedra that comes his way on Legendary Difficulty. This player has too much free time.
this player is...
the ebony warrior
@@uhuhuhuwhauwhauwhaaha7918 I'm this kind of player
i created a mod that increases one-handed skill when you read the lusty argonian maid
For some people it should be two-handed
A truly OP build would involve handing the book to your follower, and they acquire a new skill perk called in the Oral skill tree.
Almost every time i start a game it is to build my character differently... 80% of the time it ends up being stealth archer :O
sorry to say, but you're boring and unoriginal
@@omnical6135 Thank you.
@@pitraszek you're welcome
Same here... at least they're OP
When your so used to being a stealth archer:new character=archer....ok let's try this again:=archer.....LET ME BE SOMETHING OTHER THAN THIS WHY IS IT AN INSTINCT TO GRAP ALL ARROWS I FIND
Surprised no one mentioned it but the challenger. Someone who sets challenges/installs enough difficulty mods so that even the simplest task is an adventure in itself
literally me, can't beat a dragon without dying 30 times
where fetch quests are a death sentence...
That's also the rpger, the person who has to make everything so immersive that even a rat will be a deadly opponent for your lvl80 character.
The theif: pickpocket everyones clothes off in every town
adopts all the childres
thats what ill do when i get 100 skill points lolol im close
@@unfunny-penguin duuuuuude
Lol I do that all the time
Especially the guard's armor
The terrified: Screams like a little girl with every mammoth camp and wolf encounter.
(Me)
As a regular RPG player, I can confirm the heavy breathing. It's unstoppable, I'm sorry.
Play as a character who has no diaphragm.
are you legit breathing heavily in front of your computer?
@@tequillaaa yeh
What is Skyrim VR for 500, Alex?
@@tequillaaa It gets intense sometimes!
I'm the one that increase their sneak before even leaving Helgen, never choose a side in the war, kills all three hostages in the Dark Brotherhood quest line, keeps the skeleton key for themselves, and is faithful to one particular bow (Ebony Bow)...
And has never played Skyrim other than vanilla.
I'm the warrior who disables fast travel.
I also dont take sides in the war as companions are neutral
If you kill Astrid she says well done cos you were the person in the shack with a bounty
I have the Dawnguard, Hearthfire, and Dragonborn DLCs but whenever I see people with mods I'm like "I'm obsolete right now"
Holy fuck, that's literally what I did, to a tee.
@@friezathenonceslayer8200 I killed at the time I didn't like her telling what to do & she did say that. ( in my head I was like how bout I kill you bitch) didn't think to much into glad I did good tho
I'm 100% the hoarder, I leave nothing that isn't nailed down, my horse has the spine of a champion
Me too, but i put everything in specific containers. "weapons here" "herbs here" "ores here" etc.
Well I play with Legacy of the Dragonborn so I need to get at least 1 of every rare or unique Item to finish that museum
@@Kratatch That's exactly me, lol
Kratatch that’s me
How about the "thalmor predator", who just explore the map kill thalmor take their helmet or robe as trophy
"Thalmor predator" that sounds so wrong
The player who drags corpses around and throws them off of cliffs/waterfalls or fus ro dah’s people off of the throat of the world because it’s satisfying to watch their body rag doll down in ridiculous fashion.
You mean it's not? LOL
Yep that is me
Rabble rouser
I'm literally all of these combined.
However, I think you missed my friends class,
"The over-powered guy who literally one shot Alduin with no mods because he spent all his time making upgrade potions and taking advantage of the game's poor discussions."
(He cried so badly it was hysterical.)
MasterofGames1000 one shot*
Thats me as well but with unlimted shouting
Barry Bee Benson i think he mean a shout not? (My english is bad)
That is beautiful xD
Me too
I'm the modder, but the modder will never be truly satisfied. Forever looking for the "final mod" to perfect the ever-growing list of downloads until they have nothing left.
Ikr. Its the worst. My skyrim is finally 60 fps locked and GORGEOUS (basically upgraded vanilla with quest mods, enb, and textures) (no cheat stuff). BUT. Something inside of me like wants me to break it. EVEN THOUGH I DONT. Im NEVER satisfied and everytime before i launch my game i check Nexus.
For now i have changed... only bc of skyrim together. I need a small mod list (i truncated my other one but saved it as a preset) that way my friends dont need 20000 mods.
I usually install every mod i can, it's never enough until the game crash and all my saves gets completely lost
This is all so true! I started out modding the game through the mods tab in the game menu itself, and I thought those 10 mods I had in the load order were making my game 100+ times better! I was like: "Damn! I am sooo satisfied! Now my game is truly living up to its price and greatness".
A week later...... *ERROR:* *TOO MANY ACTIVE PLUGINS ON THE NEXUS*
I had to install another Mod Organizer so I could keep isntalling mods. Pretty sure I got over 450 now.😅😅😅
Mods ruin the game.
“They had no problem assassinating the emperor”
😎 He was dead at hello
XD