My son is a minecraft kid. In elementary school. He told me that when they heard it was live action all of his friends declared it was "totally trash". This doesn't even appeal to the target audience.
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They probably added so much money into the world why on Notches square earth did they just not make it fully animated with voice actors! They were right there man!
@@thegiftedfire3470honestly that movies kind of charming though if you just remove the fact it’s supposed to be a mario movie, I’ve always sort of enjoyed it in a way
my baby brother is a HUGE Minecraft nerd, and I showed him the trailer for the first time. When he saw the sheep he said out loud "That sheep looks stupid" and when the trailer ended he said "It looks too dumb to watch it." MIND YOU I never heard him say those words before! They aren't hitting their target audience at ALL. They need to make it more like the super Mario movie or just make it animated. They need to change it like the Sonic Treatment and fast.
honestly it couldve retold minecraft story mode but made it a movie and whatever i wouldve watched it! id have been dissapointed in story repetition but like.. at least itd be a real minecraft movie
The difference between Sonic and Minecraft is that Sonic was at the very least servicable because they had to replace one model- Which was already a herculean task. I don't think the Minecraft movie in its current state is salvageable in any form.
@@leaderteammimikyu3024 Which is bizarre because Warner Bros. Animation was one of the production companies for The Lego Movie. They straight up ignored the formula that made The Lego Movie successful and went the Disney route with Minecraft.
I almost guarantee they’re gonna hit us with the “Steve isn’t Steve?” Plot twist and expect us all to lose our kidneys (I wrote minds but Charlie took over my autocorrect like hero brine himself) couldn’t deny him.
A big reason why the Super Mario Bros Movie was so successful is because Nintendo was breathing down the necks of Illumination to prevent them from filling it with toilet humor. We'll have to see if Mojang was as involved with the creation of this movie or not
Since Mojang is owned by Microsoft and that over the years (with the exception of some good updates ofc) they gradually care more about monetizing minecraft than listening to the players, I don't really think the company itself care..
lol I love how you zoomers know nothing about Illumination other than Minions. it's funny as fuck. Go watch Secret Life Of Pets and Sing and then come back.
"minecraft animation realistic style cube. Cube pig with yellow glowing eyes and chain realistic with balloon with sad and scary face leather chain. Flying on sky on cube world" "Tree square voxel realistic texture geometry real life style" "Cube sheep with pink wool, realistic"
@@Cubeytheawesome theyre too afraid of "risking" with animated movies, despite this movie doing exactly what they fear, losing money (at worst its just gonna get the Will E coyote treatment and become a tax write off)
It looks 1:1 same as Jumanji. 4 people somehow get to video game world, they have some item that they must 'deliever' somewhere, they find a guy stuck in that fictional world that will help them. Everything is the same.
What's worse is that we could've had a better Minecraft movie. About a decade ago, a fan-made Minecraft movie was in the works that would've been darker in tone. They released a concept trailer, and it played into the isolation and dreariness of playing Minecraft solo. There wasn't even a Minecraft wiki back then, so you really didn't know what was around the corner. Mojang forced the team to shut it down because they had a Minecraft movie in the works. _This_ is what they shut down that fan movie for.
what makes it even more saddening is that instead of having a more unique narrative, like exploring the "lore" or something like that, they decided to make a jumanji/isekai style movie, AGAIN. why do they keep doing the same "humans end up in a franchise/game world and they need to escape" narrative? it's so boring and repetitive. and it's not even a random game, it's MINECRAFT, which is all about creativity, this teaser shows no creativity at all
I would've loved a group of friends playing Minecraft and then discovering a huge mystery like the deep dark, the origin of the nether or anything like that. The Piglins invading the overworld is a story been told over and over again. I am a bit tired of them being the villain when there's so much lore to explore in this game. I am afraid that this movie won't cover a lot of the minecraft essence, like mining, momuments/ruins, building a house etc. Like has been said by many people: they NEVER should've put real humans in a Minecraft world
That green screening is so terrible. The virtual world has like a yellow shine to everything, but the actual peoples' color grading or whatever is just however they looked with the studio lighting.
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This fucking forced live-action trend for movie adaptations needs to end. It's ruined Disney adaptations and other animated works, and now its going to ruin games. Not every IP works in a goddamn live-action format.
Million dollar budget checked Shoe in A list actors checked Horrible CGI checked Adaptation or remake with 0 care to the original source checked Well look at that. Its literally every movie hollywood has made in the past few years.
Look at stuff like Arcane, Castlevania, Mario bros movie(as in the recent one, not the trash from 30 years ago), the Sonic movies. I just don't know why they didn't look at what made those work, and take a page from them on how to make a good video game adaption.
@@PlahaKumar wasnt the first sonic movie the exact same premise, just reversed (cartoon character appears in real world vs. real people appear in cartoon world)
Honestly, I’d love to see a completely non-cubic live action adaptation. Imagine a live action creeper with gangly folding legs and bulging arteries. Its explosion would be like a flamethrower combustion, where it emits a flammable cloud of bodily dust in the air after bursting, and then a chemical reaction between its colliding body fluids lights a spark and explodes. Just a thought.
Jack Black was like, “I’ll be in your stupid movie but I’m just gonna wear what I’m wearing right now and I’m not fucking shaving.” “Ok Mr. Black , we’ll turn your shirt blue in post.”
They’ve been doing that since Dungeons. Or maybe Minecraft Worlds, if anybody even remembers that. They decided that for the game to branch out into other genres, they needed items and ideas that don’t work in the regular game. Hammers, sickles, daggers, etc from Dungeons don’t exist in the regular game and they probably never will. The same thing goes for Minecraft Legends, with all the random stuff in that game that has nothing to do with the actual game. I honestly think they’ve tried to completely change how Minecraft looks as a universe from outside from surrounding games and properties. The piglins in the game don’t have much of a presence and aren’t what you think of when you think of “antagonists” of Minecraft. The same for the Illagers from Dungeons. But if they force the idea through other mediums, they might be able to make you think they have fresh ideas in regular Minecraft
@@ProrogonLordoftheJags yes i have watch it. Let's be clear and simple , the lego person looks like a lego person and the normal human looks like a normal human.
Oh you should probably read the premise of the Minecraft Movie, It is impressively bad.... "Four misfits - Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison (Jason Momoa), Henry (Sebastian Hansen), Natalie (Emma Myers) and Dawn (Danielle Brooks) - find themselves struggling with ordinary problems when they are suddenly pulled through a mysterious portal into the Overworld: a bizarre, cubic wonderland that thrives on imagination. To get back home, they’ll have to master this world (and protect it from evil things like piglins and zombies, too) while embarking on a magical quest with an unexpected, expert crafter, Steve (Jack Black). Together, their adventure will challenge all five to be bold and to reconnect with the qualities that make each of them uniquely creative…the very skills they need to thrive back in the real world." Yes this is real....
What sucks is that the director of this movie jared hess is known for making funny movies such as Napoleon Dynamite, which came out 20 years ago, and Nacho Libre, which also stars Jack Black.
I would kill for an animated movie that starts as a slice of life of steve in minecraft's world just living. Taking care of his farm, greeting villagers, but then slowly beginning to unravel the secrets within the nether and the big climax is the wither, with a post-credits of a orange haired woman chopping woods in the same forest steve did it.
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As someone who (unfortunately) spots and focuses on visual inconsistencies, I would have a very uncomfortable experience watching this movie if they don’t fix that before release 😅
It's already Jumanji. "Four people, all with different lives that somehow/someway came together, are sucked into a game world where they must fight and learn to survive. They are helped by someone who's been stuck in the world for so long they've basically mastered the life in the game. Eventually, at the end of the adventure where all of the characters have grown passed their personal issues finally return home, however a character has fallen in love with the game world so heavily that they have a tearful goodbye and separate, leaving another mentor like character in the game for the next set of adventurers in the inevitable sequel that blows like a whale" I guarantee it will follow this beat by beat as it already does from the trailer.
1:05 if you pause you can literally see the green screen effect near jack black's hair on the right, maybe the real movie budget was the friends we made along the way
What does Roblox even have? It's a game developing platform, built by the developers and players. A movie on it that will make any sense at all is probably just a documentary film.
It's so weird they're making a movie focused on child audience when over half the player base of Minecraft is people who literally grew up with the game since 2011 and are now adults with jobs.
@@maxpohyour right but these little ipad kids haven’t had to wait as long as minecraft’s veteran community has for a minecraft movie so it should be what the veterans want rather than the cheeto fingered ipad kids who started playing minecraft yesterday want.
A Minecraft movie would have to be animated like the LEGO movie to be anywhere near watchable. And even then, unlike with LEGO there isn't a ton of IP in Minecraft to rearrange and repurpose.
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I just hope Steve has an illegal Villager breeder where he tries to cage in the others and turns out to be the bad guy. Just the crazy stuff you can do in Minecraft.
The fact Steve isn't played by Chris Pratt or The Rock is a miracle... But saying that, casting Jack Black again to play himself isn't really an improvement either.
They should've made both Jack Black and Chris Pratt play steve at the exact same time with no one pointing out that he's 2 people until the end where Chris pratt gets poorly edited white eyes and becomes herobrine
I bet you that the movie is 1. Jumanji 2. Jack Black is a human trapped here and made the world a better place 3. One of the actors accidentally opens a portal to the Nether 4. Jack Black gets kidnapped and now we must rescue him 5. Montage 6. Wow this is fun! 7. Failure on the plan, infighting begins, the grup breaks up 8. Sad moment until one NPC will say something to motivate the kid 9. Try again and everyone joins to help 10. Jack Black is freed and the nether is closed 11. The real villain was...Herobrine!? Movie ends
No. They got Jack Black as STEVE and Jason Momoa for...some reason. This is gonna be ass. They shouldve got younger actors or made it animated. This is gonna be turbo garbo.
@@nothingtoseehere309 I wish i could share in your optimism, but they botched a BORDERLANDS movie, a series with established lore. No way that a Minecraft movie will work out for anyone above the age of 12.
They didn't even try with Steve. They just slapped a shirt on Jack black and told him to play Jack black. Yeah ik that's what Charlie said at the start of the video. I wrote this comment before I watched it.
- awful casting - has A-list actors for no reason - live-action - multi-million dollar budget - many years in the works looks like we have another borderlands movie on our hands, boys!!!
I can’t be the only person sick and tired of seeing the same 20ish top actors in every big franchise movie. Borderlands was a perfect example. What even is that cast? None of them resemble the characters they are intended to play. It just looks like garbage.
Hollywood is risk averse and refuses to hire unknown talent, like they refuse to pay writers with experience who would demand a fair paycheck, or give VFX artists a reasonable timeline to complete projects.
Can they just stop making live action cartoons? Smurfs and Enchanted already did it, Sonic movies are scrapping the "real world" sidestory, and this movie is just further overusing the Cartoon meets Reality formula. Let's hope the Roblox movie won't be like this, I hope it's just a better Emoji movie
The animals in the minecraft movie trailer look like every closeup in spongebob when its just the most horrendous looking depiction of a living animal its so bad.
@Whwuwi689you need to stop that, go to a mental hospital and maybe go to therapy, WHAT IS LITERALLY WRONG WITH YOU AND WHY IS YT ALLOWING YOU TO TYPE THAT.
@@CantTellYouSteve and Alex, those characters are supposed to be the original adam and eve of demi humans of Minecraft who we're different from villagers as they had strength stronger than any of the villagers. Steve, A one man being, who's trying to find other human's like himself and finds alex. (Well that's usually the story i made, that is close to matpats theories and how the two characters meet)
They made the Piglins the villains of the movie??? They don't even know that Piglins turn into zombie Piglins outside of Nether lmao Minecraft literally has Illagers literal fcking raiders why choose the Piglins😭
Could've easily been solved by having the piglins drink a potion that makes them immune to the efects of the overworld. So it isn't necessarily bad that the piglins invade the overworld.
Piglins aren't even evil you can trade with them and they won't attack you if you wear gold, they're supposed to be like a neutral intelligent race that is wary of the player but not always hostile
The only time when Piglins could do that is Minecraft Dungeons, but even there that was explained: red mushrooms Were there red mushrooms? Nope, I don't see them
@@NamePending878 Wary doesn't sound right when they attack you on sight, not even. keeping distance or fleeing. They only not attack you if you show them that you own enough gold to barter. Otherwise they probably see you as prey. Because the moment you have no showing of your richness, they have no problem to attack you again.
It is so low effort that they didn't even get him to shave his beard or change his hair or anything. They literally just put a shirt on him and called it a day.
the only positive (which is just a drop of water from a bottomless ocean) is the beard steve has a beard believe it or not. and thats it, i haven't even watch the trailer, and i don't have to how did this idiotic pieces of $h!t thought THIS was a masterpiece to create?!
To be fair, if I was Jack Black there'd be zero chance I'd willingly shave off such a magnificent beard. They could've dyed it to match the beard-smile-thing Steve has, though.
To be fair, this movie is higher effort than all content Charlie ever created in his life combined, so I don't know what you're getting at. Steve wears a blue shirt and jeans. He is nothing else.
@@milktar2182 Jack Balck didn't make that movie though, the animation and references did. This movie doesn't have that to the same extent and the Mario movie would've done just as good without him.
the fact is, Minecraft doesn't have a big kid audience. It now has a massive teen/adult audience that grew up with the game as kids and they aren't pandering to that demographic
Bro YES. Stuff like FNaF or the Mario movie can at least say they were love letters, & the Lego Movie, Sonic and Detective Pikachu truly understood what made them beloved to begin with. Wth is this??
It absolutely still has a large child audience. Also, even if that were true, how do they appeal to a teen/adult audience? Make it more mature? Now with that being said, this movie looks like it’s awful. But that’s not because it appeals to young children. It’s because it looks awful and fails to even appeal to those kids. It should’ve been fully 3D animated.
@@spaghetto9836 idk about FFnaF but Lego and Mario have been around for several decades that the 40-50 year olds who made them were kids who grew up on those properties. This is why the Mario movie in the early 90s, despite its cult quality charms, did not have a genuine "for the fans by the fans" appeal to them because the adults who made them did not grew up on Mario video games. I honestly think if Zoomers want properties they grew up be treated better in a movie adaptation, the only way is people from your generation actually take on the task of adapting these. But the oldest of your lot are like 26/27 so it's going to be a while before y'all have any film directors come out of your gen. Elder Millennials had their breakout in the late 00s and 2010s and now the younger millennial filmmakers (1991-1996) have also been getting the splotlight since late 2010s & current 2020s.
@@henrycase3788 True. I'm certain that's partly why the Spiderverse films were so great- you could tell by the humour & how the team connected with the Spidey fandom (RUclips apology parodies, "We're getting tired of Multiverses" talk, them wanting to make Miguel O'Hara thiccer than he already was for simps, dialogue for the teens being realistic) that there are likely older Gen Z'ers there. Makes me proud & inspired.
2:06 "he looked like someone in a witness protection program going to see a creedence clearwater revival concert." How does Charlie see into the matrix so beautifully?
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I would love it if Steve was this PTSD-ridden paranoid schizophrenic who has been stuck in Minecraft too long and is constantly worried about Herobrine stealing his stuff
Uhh he’s surviving a zombie apocalypse and skeletons can rise and some weird pig that’s green and exposed-creeper and a tall black creature the sometimes makes things by placing blocks like him but also being attacked in hell by zombie pigmen and the other pigs 🐷
The way that's literally word for word a fanfiction i wrote as a kid (I've been rewriting it as revenge for this high budget shitpost getting released)
Another detail my friends and I noticed was the crafting table scene, there's actual artifacting happening to the edges of the 3x3 grid that are closer to the camera that are easier to notice at 1/2 speed. It almost looks like the camera focus is pixelating. It's a crazy error that somehow got past and while it's probably just something that will be polished before it's official release, I saw it as "we don't really care if it looks weird, kids are gonna eat this shit up anyways." While those very kids are part of a generation entirely separate from the ones who made minecraft the powerhouse it is, and grew up with the game and all it's updates and dominance in 2014.
Trust me kids won’t be interested in this just mainly autistic ones. The target demographic is smart enough to know this movie will be trash, heck most kids don’t even like jack blscl anymore because of his politics. We live in an age where even 6 year old jimmy is informed of the horrors of communism.
A full animated approach would have possibly made a world of difference. Surely the movie makers could have tried something more innovative given the popular and immersive character of Minecraft.
So CaptainSparklez did an interesting video on this today. He met with Rob McElhenney many years ago when he was attached as the director for the Minecraft Movie. Even back then it was supposed to be live action characters moving into a CGI world and asked his opinion on how he thinks that could work and CS told him that he thinks it would be incredibly difficult to pull off and have it look good. Seems like he was right and Rob took his advice and bailed on the project and now we have this mess. Makes me think Microsoft was pushing for this format from the start, and if I had to guess it’s probably because they were wanting to make the kids feel like they were immersed in the world which probably drives some made up engagement sales figures, and also because back then they were pushing for the AR HoloLens version of Minecraft where the boundary between reality and Minecraft were blurred.
I think the idea behind adding known, liked actors was to have something to draw the parents to the cinemas as well or make it more enjoyable for them. They forgot that we had many, many great, full CGI movies in the past, with great storytelling and jokes that were specifically directed at the parents and there was no need for any known faces/actors in there..
Honestly it's kinda odd someone like him wasn't consulted at least in some sense on this movie. You'd think someone like Jordan or DanTDM, as some of the more trusted veterans in the game would be worth talking to on this. But no, the geniuses in charge summarily put this slop out. Figures.
Nah Rob said in an interview in 2020 that the movie got pulled from him. He said he always wanted to direct the movie since he was a massive fan of the games and he'd been working on it for 2 years. Apparently they had already gotten Ryan Reynolds contracted to star in it.
I always imagined that Minecraft irl would be super terrifying and grim solo survivalist movie. Steve, alone, in the wilds is forced to survive day in, day out. At night undead and monstrous spiders, exploding centaurs, purple slendermen come out to roam lands every land. If Minecraft were to be adpted into the live action, I'd expect a movie like "I am Legend"
that actually makes sense. a more dramatic take on the franchise is definitely something i want to see (as long it has nothing to do with dream or any of his guys)
@@mimikyutubesaltaccount4875 they could have absolutely changed it drastically, but use it as a base. Nobody would care if the minecraft movie isint a faithful retelling of the minecraft story mode story
First bowser, then claptrap, and now steve. If you told me 5 years ago that jack black would be playing video game characters in movies, I'd probably believe you.
The low effort put into liveaction and animation synergy and abortive attempts at actor characterization do cast a worrying shadow over the final outcome.
So from what I'm getting they remade the new Jumanji movie. There's a lifeless big buff character (Mamoa/The Rock), a funny black character (the lady/Kevin Hart) and Jack Black essentially playing as himself in a videogame esque alternate dimension.
This movie doesn't need to exist at all. Minecraft is a videogame, it only makes sense to exist as a videogame, there is nothing in it that suggests it can work as a movie. Nothing. I hate how people have accepted this concept "oh yeah, popular game means it's going to be adapted into a movie. That's how it is." NO! We now understand that cartoons don't need to be promotion for action figures and instead stand on their own telling great stories; we now understand that movies don't need to have videogame tie-ins released with them. Why can't people understand that videogames don't have to be adapted into movies?? That games are appealing because of their interactivity, so it makes no sense to extrapolate a movie for them, save for specific cases where there's lore or an interesting original story. It'd be the same if we all started to expect musicals to be adapted into comic books. "Oh have you gone to the latest Broadway show? Yeah it's very popular, I can't wait to read the comic book!" You are removing the ONE element that is specific to that medium!
I mean the nether, nether dragon, crafting, houses, villagers…. You could make a real movie, not set in block form and it would be fine. The Jumanji aspect ruins this… just stick to the game, you spawn, have to build before the zombies appear, huge landscapes, giant bases and cave systems… I just think that the people who make the crappy movies don’t ask the fans or creators for help. The movie is possible, but changing the rules and storyline ruins it.
"Zombie you go right! Skeleton you go left! and Creeper.... you be Creeper. Remember, together we are Minecraft!" is the exact vibes I got from this trailer 😭
With Minecraft being the most popular and sold game in the entire world with over 300 million sales! You would think it would be jaw dropping to make everyone happy, but to me now it’s a spit in the face, I’ve played Minecraft for over 10 years myself but I’m pretty disappointed. They could have done a lot better, mainly in the main story department.
it would be far from perfect but it would still be a lot better than what Warner Bros came up with for the official movie like the mario movie. It's a bad movie but it's still a good adaptation of the first game
Why couldn't they just follow something similar to the manga where everyone and all of the monsters are Humans and humanoid and the world isn't square. They could've made a Minecraft movie where they get all of the actors but just keep the Minecraft lore and give it a similar soundtrack and keep the designs similar but something that could transfer into real life well. Godamn they can't just do the bare minimum.
My son is a minecraft kid. In elementary school. He told me that when they heard it was live action all of his friends declared it was "totally trash". This doesn't even appeal to the target audience.
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So it doesn’t appeal to a bunch of toxic school kids lol? Great!
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As a teenager, their intended audience, this looks like a video from 5 years ago showing “Minecraft if it was realistic”
All they had to was was animate the cast, humans in a block world don't mix
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They probably added so much money into the world why on Notches square earth did they just not make it fully animated with voice actors! They were right there man!
Yeah fr, as soon as I saw it was live action I lost it
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The director said at the beginning of the year that he wanted to avoid the ugly Sonic situation. Let that sink in.
I guess he didn’t avoid the live action Mario movie situation from the 90s
What he meant was that he wanted to cut costs without actually getting criticized for it
Bruh it's like he was warning about what was coming
No way does he actually think this movie visually looks good
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@@thegiftedfire3470honestly that movies kind of charming though if you just remove the fact it’s supposed to be a mario movie, I’ve always sort of enjoyed it in a way
my baby brother is a HUGE Minecraft nerd, and I showed him the trailer for the first time. When he saw the sheep he said out loud "That sheep looks stupid" and when the trailer ended he said "It looks too dumb to watch it." MIND YOU I never heard him say those words before! They aren't hitting their target audience at ALL. They need to make it more like the super Mario movie or just make it animated. They need to change it like the Sonic Treatment and fast.
They could have just done a remake of the LEGO movie, but Minecraft, and it would have been great
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@@347Jimmy This is EXACTLY what I told my sisters when I first saw this teaser.
Nobody can look at this and think it's gonna be good
honestly it couldve retold minecraft story mode but made it a movie and whatever i wouldve watched it! id have been dissapointed in story repetition but like.. at least itd be a real minecraft movie
sonic looked like shit at first and the internet bullied the studio into fixing it
Oh yeah I remember that
Imagine a lego movie but the main character is a life action character and not a lego person. Warnes bros is basically doing this in this movie
The difference between Sonic and Minecraft is that Sonic was at the very least servicable because they had to replace one model- Which was already a herculean task. I don't think the Minecraft movie in its current state is salvageable in any form.
@@leaderteammimikyu3024 Which is bizarre because Warner Bros. Animation was one of the production companies for The Lego Movie. They straight up ignored the formula that made The Lego Movie successful and went the Disney route with Minecraft.
I honestly don’t even want this to be fixed just can it and pretend it never happened
If Herobrine appeared in the film, are they going to cgi Jack Black’s eyes to be glowing white
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Herobrine wouldnt appear because hes notch's brother and notch is blacklisted lol
I almost guarantee they’re gonna hit us with the “Steve isn’t Steve?” Plot twist and expect us all to lose our kidneys (I wrote minds but Charlie took over my autocorrect like hero brine himself) couldn’t deny him.
Just get jack white
This movie needs the Paramount Sonic treatment… FAST.
“How about we just throw a blue shirt on Jack Black and we’ll be good to go” 😭
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@@Sypirias”The mobs? Grab one of those Minecraft IRL Designers.”
delay the movie so that it can get most of the looks can get a redesign
I agree
A big reason why the Super Mario Bros Movie was so successful is because Nintendo was breathing down the necks of Illumination to prevent them from filling it with toilet humor. We'll have to see if Mojang was as involved with the creation of this movie or not
Nah no way Mojang had to approve of this before the movie was made i think.
@grathem9789 that's why I'm interested to see how much input they had. I don't think they had much say, but we'll see
@@smartalecl4 Yeah it's most likely they licensed the rights for it and they didn't have much creative control like Super Mario Bros (1993).
Since Mojang is owned by Microsoft and that over the years (with the exception of some good updates ofc) they gradually care more about monetizing minecraft than listening to the players, I don't really think the company itself care..
lol I love how you zoomers know nothing about Illumination other than Minions. it's funny as fuck. Go watch Secret Life Of Pets and Sing and then come back.
"ChatGPT, make me a Minecraft movie" - Warner Bros
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"minecraft animation realistic style cube. Cube pig with yellow glowing eyes and chain realistic with balloon with sad and scary face leather chain. Flying on sky on cube world"
"Tree square voxel realistic texture geometry real life style"
"Cube sheep with pink wool, realistic"
I genuinely think ChatGPT and AI would do better r
that would be a better movie
They should have asked Grok.. would be at least woke-free.
The movie industry's fascination with live-action adaptation of cartoony franchises never ceases to disappoint me.
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Just…. Why?
Why can’t things be lively? Not everything has to be realistic
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@@Cubeytheawesome theyre too afraid of "risking" with animated movies, despite this movie doing exactly what they fear, losing money (at worst its just gonna get the Will E coyote treatment and become a tax write off)
The second I saw real people in the trailer my heart stopped 😭
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It looks 1:1 same as Jumanji.
4 people somehow get to video game world, they have some item that they must 'deliever' somewhere, they find a guy stuck in that fictional world that will help them.
Everything is the same.
What's worse is that we could've had a better Minecraft movie. About a decade ago, a fan-made Minecraft movie was in the works that would've been darker in tone. They released a concept trailer, and it played into the isolation and dreariness of playing Minecraft solo. There wasn't even a Minecraft wiki back then, so you really didn't know what was around the corner. Mojang forced the team to shut it down because they had a Minecraft movie in the works.
_This_ is what they shut down that fan movie for.
That's actually really disappointing to learn
Yo what was this fan made movie you're talking about? Sounds sick
Damn, I didn’t know this existed but now I’m disappointed that it was shut down because of this total piece of garbage.
This sounds like assssssss
Damn mojang at it again
what makes it even more saddening is that instead of having a more unique narrative, like exploring the "lore" or something like that, they decided to make a jumanji/isekai style movie, AGAIN. why do they keep doing the same "humans end up in a franchise/game world and they need to escape" narrative? it's so boring and repetitive. and it's not even a random game, it's MINECRAFT, which is all about creativity, this teaser shows no creativity at all
I would've loved a group of friends playing Minecraft and then discovering a huge mystery like the deep dark, the origin of the nether or anything like that. The Piglins invading the overworld is a story been told over and over again. I am a bit tired of them being the villain when there's so much lore to explore in this game. I am afraid that this movie won't cover a lot of the minecraft essence, like mining, momuments/ruins, building a house etc.
Like has been said by many people: they NEVER should've put real humans in a Minecraft world
You said it all
so shallow. i could do better
I guess thats the Hollywood equivalence of isekai slop
I would have been better if they used Merryweather's minecraft.
That green screening is so terrible. The virtual world has like a yellow shine to everything, but the actual peoples' color grading or whatever is just however they looked with the studio lighting.
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@Assassin-k2k fucking hell these both are disgusting
Actually dead internet theory right here with 4 bot replies and no real people
It's like spy kids, but without the charm
I hate that the portal is blue.
cause it doesn't lead to the nether, it led to the real world
It looks like the “Realistic Minecraft” videos made back in 2016 😭
i heard that joke 20 times now
@@ecolebounaas8962cause its that true bruh
@@ecolebounaas8962And you will hear it 1000 times more by the looks of it
It looks like a segment of a RUclips Rewind
This fucking forced live-action trend for movie adaptations needs to end. It's ruined Disney adaptations and other animated works, and now its going to ruin games. Not every IP works in a goddamn live-action format.
Shaping Jack Black's hair and beard into a square would have been an improvement.
I'd be hysterical
word
hes so round he aint steve
honestly if they did that i might’ve forgiven them for how awful the rest of the teaser looks
Would've been the only good thing in the movie.
Million dollar budget checked
Shoe in A list actors checked
Horrible CGI checked
Adaptation or remake with 0 care to the original source checked
Well look at that. Its literally every movie hollywood has made in the past few years.
Look at stuff like Arcane, Castlevania, Mario bros movie(as in the recent one, not the trash from 30 years ago), the Sonic movies. I just don't know why they didn't look at what made those work, and take a page from them on how to make a good video game adaption.
@@PlahaKumar wasnt the first sonic movie the exact same premise, just reversed (cartoon character appears in real world vs. real people appear in cartoon world)
Dont think the cgi bad, i just think the animated characters look ugly asf
@@PlahaKumar you just read the comments and just agreed with it. it's real characters in the cartoon blocky world. it will always look weird lol
Cgi is not bad the problem is the goofy live action characters
Honestly, I’d love to see a completely non-cubic live action adaptation. Imagine a live action creeper with gangly folding legs and bulging arteries. Its explosion would be like a flamethrower combustion, where it emits a flammable cloud of bodily dust in the air after bursting, and then a chemical reaction between its colliding body fluids lights a spark and explodes. Just a thought.
This would work, I think the problem is that they tried doing both and it doesn't look right
@@ZomboidMania someday perhaps
Jack Black was like, “I’ll be in your stupid movie but I’m just gonna wear what I’m wearing right now and I’m not fucking shaving.”
“Ok Mr. Black , we’ll turn your shirt blue in post.”
Lmao true
I hope this is the last game movie adaptation after ghost of tsushima they apparently don't do good
I love Jack Black. So I like this lol
@@dylanwiley1921 The Sonic Movies would beg to differ
Jack Black wearing the blue shirt was intended as a joke, just to let you know.
Can't wait for a Roblox movie to be announced just to be in live action with Chris Pratt and Awkwafina as the main characters
Don't forget lizzo, she'd be in it for sure
Zip it; they're listening
What if people start complaining and the movie changes just like the sonic movie
Roblox movie would be crazy
Not Chris Pratt 😭😭💀
i cant get past the simple fact that they showed them crafting an item in the trailer THAT ISNT A REAL ITEM IN MINECRAFT LIKE ARE YOU KIDDING ME
They’ve been doing that since Dungeons. Or maybe Minecraft Worlds, if anybody even remembers that. They decided that for the game to branch out into other genres, they needed items and ideas that don’t work in the regular game. Hammers, sickles, daggers, etc from Dungeons don’t exist in the regular game and they probably never will. The same thing goes for Minecraft Legends, with all the random stuff in that game that has nothing to do with the actual game.
I honestly think they’ve tried to completely change how Minecraft looks as a universe from outside from surrounding games and properties. The piglins in the game don’t have much of a presence and aren’t what you think of when you think of “antagonists” of Minecraft. The same for the Illagers from Dungeons. But if they force the idea through other mediums, they might be able to make you think they have fresh ideas in regular Minecraft
Imagine if a lego movie using life action character rather than actual lego person.
@@leaderteammimikyu3024 Have- Have you actually seen the lego movie? 😅
@@polybius8571l
@@ProrogonLordoftheJags yes i have watch it. Let's be clear and simple , the lego person looks like a lego person and the normal human looks like a normal human.
Oh you should probably read the premise of the Minecraft Movie, It is impressively bad....
"Four misfits - Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison (Jason Momoa), Henry (Sebastian Hansen), Natalie (Emma Myers) and Dawn (Danielle Brooks) - find themselves struggling with ordinary problems when they are suddenly pulled through a mysterious portal into the Overworld: a bizarre, cubic wonderland that thrives on imagination. To get back home, they’ll have to master this world (and protect it from evil things like piglins and zombies, too) while embarking on a magical quest with an unexpected, expert crafter, Steve (Jack Black). Together, their adventure will challenge all five to be bold and to reconnect with the qualities that make each of them uniquely creative…the very skills they need to thrive back in the real world."
Yes this is real....
ai generated
I hate how they killed fan projects down for this ai slop
@@SuleX00-ov5ip yep it literally looks like something Warner Bros cooked up in ChatGPT and called it a day
Wtf this is awful. Did chatgpt come up with this 😭
Just the word "misfits" tells me that the executives have no idea what they're doing and don't understand the material whatsoever
As soon as they said it was live action, everyone knew it would suck. The whole movie looks Ai generated.
Knowing Warner bros is making this and how lazy mojang is, I’m convinced they used AI
To be fair, so is most of minecraft
Don’t call it ai call it cgi
They're running out of ideas, so they just decided to make every single popular video game into a live action movie. Nothings new.
@@huckleberryartist609AI made CGI.
Warner Bros: “How many green screens do you need for this movie?”
Director: “Yes”
@Assassin-k2kkys 😊
@@Jekesma usually i'd disagree with this statement but considering what you replied to... this is based
Actually a lot of the sets are apparently practical
Don't interact with bot @@Jekesma
What sucks is that the director of this movie jared hess is known for making funny movies such as Napoleon Dynamite, which came out 20 years ago, and Nacho Libre, which also stars Jack Black.
It feels like a Minecraft skit a RUclipsr would make in 2013
😂
Even those are more faithful and better
Check out Digging Minecraft Style, much better than whatever this is
Nice copy and paste nerd.
@Assassin-k2kKys
I would kill for an animated movie that starts as a slice of life of steve in minecraft's world just living. Taking care of his farm, greeting villagers, but then slowly beginning to unravel the secrets within the nether and the big climax is the wither, with a post-credits of a orange haired woman chopping woods in the same forest steve did it.
write the screenplay now
You can actually see the green screen around the characters in some shots, it's unbelievably incompetent
Esp the part with Jack Black its fucking embarrassing to look at. Who tf is doing this shit?
The lighting on the actors doesn't even match the scenes
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As someone who (unfortunately) spots and focuses on visual inconsistencies, I would have a very uncomfortable experience watching this movie if they don’t fix that before release 😅
@@princessdollgfI can’t do that even if I tried!
I hope that it's atleast "Fun Bad" not "Boring Bad"
I am hoping the same, if it is a snooze fest, down goes my money in the drain
I was going to comment the exact same thing
Oh flop that,I not watching it
It's 100 percent boring bad
Fr💀
It's already Jumanji.
"Four people, all with different lives that somehow/someway came together, are sucked into a game world where they must fight and learn to survive. They are helped by someone who's been stuck in the world for so long they've basically mastered the life in the game. Eventually, at the end of the adventure where all of the characters have grown passed their personal issues finally return home, however a character has fallen in love with the game world so heavily that they have a tearful goodbye and separate, leaving another mentor like character in the game for the next set of adventurers in the inevitable sequel that blows like a whale"
I guarantee it will follow this beat by beat as it already does from the trailer.
this sounds exactly like what hollywood WILL be doing, even if this film bombs.
yeah that sounds about right
The second character left behind is going to be named Alex I bet, and thats as far as the lore integration will go.
this is definitely where they will take the movie
you dont even have to guess, you are a 100% right. It sais that exact thing in the videodescription of the teaser.
“Steve, you go left, zombie you go right, and creeper… you just be creeper”
“he is right behind me isnt he?”
1:05 if you pause you can literally see the green screen effect near jack black's hair on the right, maybe the real movie budget was the friends we made along the way
I laughed too hard at this 😂
I don’t know if I’m hallucinating but I can kinda see it
@@ImJustDanii23 seconds
I don’t see it
His beard too
As a kid if they told me they were going to make a Minecraft movie in the future and they showed me this trailer i would've ended it all.
okay this got me
lol
is this the real sword tier 2 from mctiers?!?!
t2 mctiers spotted
hobodios the real sword tier 2 from mctiers?!
I hope that on april they reveal that it was all a massive april fool's joke and actually reveal like an animated minecraft movie instead 😭🙏
Please 🙏
Lmao it comes out April 4th so thatd be an awesome last minute surprise
They obviously won't. Be a bit more realistic.
you can only dream 😔
Be careful on what you are wishing for
“No, you were supposed to be a hero, Bryan” “Heh… I like that name” ahh movie 💀😭🙏
Borderlands today, Minecraft tomorrow, Roblox the day after.
Overmorrow
Oh no....
What does Roblox even have?
It's a game developing platform, built by the developers and players.
A movie on it that will make any sense at all is probably just a documentary film.
but half life movie when
how do you make a roblox live action movie work 💀
Why do a full CGI movie like this when the people look so out of place, might as well do a full animated film.
Yeah doesnt make sense
Yea especially steve he's a part of minecraft not an outsider why isnt he animated...
@@IseDunno what is the outsider?
It's so weird they're making a movie focused on child audience when over half the player base of Minecraft is people who literally grew up with the game since 2011 and are now adults with jobs.
No lie that is wild to think about
I think you are wildly underrstimating how many young kids play Minecraft
@@maxpohyour right but these little ipad kids haven’t had to wait as long as minecraft’s veteran community has for a minecraft movie so it should be what the veterans want rather than the cheeto fingered ipad kids who started playing minecraft yesterday want.
ikr
@@maxpoh Guess who buys the tickets to the cinema
A Minecraft movie would have to be animated like the LEGO movie to be anywhere near watchable. And even then, unlike with LEGO there isn't a ton of IP in Minecraft to rearrange and repurpose.
Not everything needs a live action.
Repeat after me,
NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS A LIVE ACTION.
NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS A LIVE ACTION
NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS A LIVE ACTION
NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS A LIVE ACTION
NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS A LIVE ACTION.
NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS A LIVE ACTION.
0:13 What a quote.
@Assassin-k2kkys
real
@Assassin-k2kyour disgusting
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The CGI looks like the ripoff Minecraft games you would download on your iPhone
Nah they look like those Minecraft videos that have the "normal Minecraft vs Real life Minecraft" title back in 2016.
@@francobaris6298 onb that's what I was thinking 😭
@@francobaris6298REAALL
the CGI is literally just a greenscreen of minecraft with shaders installed
@@RobotronSagenot exactly. Pink sheep in shaders don't scream at you
I just hope Steve has an illegal Villager breeder where he tries to cage in the others and turns out to be the bad guy. Just the crazy stuff you can do in Minecraft.
The fact Steve isn't played by Chris Pratt or The Rock is a miracle... But saying that, casting Jack Black again to play himself isn't really an improvement either.
Chris Pratt playing himself would've been more believable as Minecraft Steve than Jack Black playing himself
Chris Pratt would’ve been actually good he looks like Steve
They should've made both Jack Black and Chris Pratt play steve at the exact same time with no one pointing out that he's 2 people until the end where Chris pratt gets poorly edited white eyes and becomes herobrine
Both of them would be better than jackblack. No hate to him tho
@Assassin-k2k bruh wtf is wrong with you I'm gonna call the cops on you bro ._.
I bet you that the movie is
1. Jumanji
2. Jack Black is a human trapped here and made the world a better place
3. One of the actors accidentally opens a portal to the Nether
4. Jack Black gets kidnapped and now we must rescue him
5. Montage
6. Wow this is fun!
7. Failure on the plan, infighting begins, the grup breaks up
8. Sad moment until one NPC will say something to motivate the kid
9. Try again and everyone joins to help
10. Jack Black is freed and the nether is closed
11. The real villain was...Herobrine!? Movie ends
It's sad that this is a reasonable expectation
Damn, i can see this happening.
When it comes out we'll come back and see you're 100% right
Yeah I thought it was Jumanji.
I gotta come back if this is true.
this movie can either be insanely fun or really, REALLY bad. there's no in between
No. They got Jack Black as STEVE and Jason Momoa for...some reason. This is gonna be ass.
They shouldve got younger actors or made it animated. This is gonna be turbo garbo.
@@doggozilla6 Jack Black sucks now
@@PrimeHunter3195tf gonna be funny asl, doubt it will be bad
@@nothingtoseehere309 I wish i could share in your optimism, but they botched a BORDERLANDS movie, a series with established lore. No way that a Minecraft movie will work out for anyone above the age of 12.
Imagine it's going to be so bad it's funny. It'd become a cult classic.
as someone said before somwhere "they used the roundest actor to play a square character"
They didn't even try with Steve. They just slapped a shirt on Jack black and told him to play Jack black.
Yeah ik that's what Charlie said at the start of the video. I wrote this comment before I watched it.
@@-Gloomburn- Jack Black stinks
I feel like if put on a wig that has shorter hair or trimmed his beard to at least look like Steve somewhat. It wouldn't be so jarring.
Jack black... I'm (INSERT CHAR CHARACTER NAME)!!!!
The movie literally looks like Jack Black acting as Jack Black in a Minecraft setting.
I mean, does Steve even HAVE a personality?
- awful casting
- has A-list actors for no reason
- live-action
- multi-million dollar budget
- many years in the works
looks like we have another borderlands movie on our hands, boys!!!
Jumanji 3 😂
A-list actors ? Where ??
It’s the narcissist in them they think their name alone will carry these turds
😂
Are the a list actors in the room
I can’t be the only person sick and tired of seeing the same 20ish top actors in every big franchise movie. Borderlands was a perfect example. What even is that cast? None of them resemble the characters they are intended to play. It just looks like garbage.
It's pretty hard to find someone who looks like Claptrap.
Jokes aside, it was an absolute wash in terms of character casting.
Yeah, what happened? They used to hire people to fit the roles, now they spend more money on getting famous actors instead of working on the movie.
Hollywood is risk averse and refuses to hire unknown talent, like they refuse to pay writers with experience who would demand a fair paycheck, or give VFX artists a reasonable timeline to complete projects.
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They should've had Jason Momoa play Steve.
they should make it so when the characters are in the real world it’s live action but when they’re in the minecraft world its animated
"I am Steve" was such a cold line, the delivery from Jack Black's character: "Steve" was just out of this world
Don't translate... 😠
भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु…….
@@fantaguyreal Get the oil ready lil bot
Bro why tf are there so many bots 😭🙏
I guess the real Steve was the Jack we met along the way
@Assassin-k2k I’m gonna get freaky with you lil bot
I think investors not raising their own kids has had massive consequences on the children movie industry.
Whatever JD Vance. Lol.
I swear this has single handedly destroyed Minecraft 15 year long reign.
Wow. Great point.
@@doodoobean2621that joke doesn’t even make sense genius 😂 he said investors not raising the kids they’ve had, not them being childless.
@@Mdautkreix Oh no... Did I trigger a big boy in his big boy diapies?
It definitely seems like it was originally meant to be an animated movie.
Don't translate... 😠
भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु…………
I'm sorry that you got triple botted
i cant wait for someone who actually speaks these languages come here and literally not need to translate it (and maybe even correct google translate)
Considering this movie is made by Warner Bros., a company notorious for literally _hating_ animation, I wouldn't be surprised.
Can they just stop making live action cartoons? Smurfs and Enchanted already did it, Sonic movies are scrapping the "real world" sidestory, and this movie is just further overusing the Cartoon meets Reality formula. Let's hope the Roblox movie won't be like this, I hope it's just a better Emoji movie
To all the movie companies, if you don’t want money. You can always give it to me.
The animals in the minecraft movie trailer look like every closeup in spongebob when its just the most horrendous looking depiction of a living animal its so bad.
This is the most accurate thing I’ve heard. This made me laugh
Nailed it
Nailed it
“Look how they massacred my boy.” The only quote that fits.
@Whwuwi689 erm what the sigma
"Minecraft is garbage" is another one
@Whwuwi689what the f**k
@@NotWetCheesereport
@Whwuwi689you need to stop that, go to a mental hospital and maybe go to therapy, WHAT IS LITERALLY WRONG WITH YOU AND WHY IS YT ALLOWING YOU TO TYPE THAT.
"Why don't they like it? We spent 250 million dollars on this!?" - Warner Bros
Mr frog reference
Ah yes, Jason Momoa. He went from conquering seas to cosplaying Dora the Explorer.
Ruben did not die for this 💀
Erm actually is Reuben 🤓👆
That goofy ass death scene
@@NovaProspekt19 pork chop
IKR!!! 😥😭😭😭😭
They should make Minecraft story mode return
4:00 reminder, it’s extra stupid considering the fact that Jack Black’s most iconic role is literally as a VA with Po in the Kung Fu Panda series.
School of rock clears
@@quickstergamestutorialsgam3899 I mean that role is great too but I can’t put it above Po, Jack Black is just awesome.
Its the dragon warrior
I mean he also did bowser in the mario movie
Haha it's extremely stupid
warner bros: we're trying to avoid a sonic movie situation
also warner bros: *MAKES A LIVE ACTION MINECRAFT MOVIE THAT DOESN'T EVEN WORK*
Avoid they said
Avoid my ass they literally ran right into it 💀
Maybe I’m just desensitized but it’s way better than sonic looked
@@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766Yeah, you are on crazy pillls
@Assassin-k2k bruh shut up bot
Two actors I would care to NOT see in the next 5-10 years:
Jack Black and Awkwafina
I'm sure Jason Momoa is now regretting passing up on the role of Knuckles from Sonic 2
Is he supposed to be a specific character? tbh I’m an old dummy who just learned that there may be actual characters in Minecraft besides “Steve”
@@CantTellYouThere’s more characters in minecraft Bedrook edition character customisation.
@@CantTellYou There are only steve and alex, no one more...
@@CantTellYouSteve and Alex, those characters are supposed to be the original adam and eve of demi humans of Minecraft who we're different from villagers as they had strength stronger than any of the villagers. Steve, A one man being, who's trying to find other human's like himself and finds alex.
(Well that's usually the story i made, that is close to matpats theories and how the two characters meet)
They just said "now you'll be gay" and gave him Dora the explorer outfit 🙄
They made the Piglins the villains of the movie??? They don't even know that Piglins turn into zombie Piglins outside of Nether lmao Minecraft literally has Illagers literal fcking raiders why choose the Piglins😭
Probably saving that for a Sequel. If that even does come through.
Could've easily been solved by having the piglins drink a potion that makes them immune to the efects of the overworld.
So it isn't necessarily bad that the piglins invade the overworld.
Piglins aren't even evil you can trade with them and they won't attack you if you wear gold, they're supposed to be like a neutral intelligent race that is wary of the player but not always hostile
The only time when Piglins could do that is Minecraft Dungeons, but even there that was explained: red mushrooms
Were there red mushrooms? Nope, I don't see them
@@NamePending878 Wary doesn't sound right when they attack you on sight, not even. keeping distance or fleeing.
They only not attack you if you show them that you own enough gold to barter. Otherwise they probably see you as prey. Because the moment you have no showing of your richness, they have no problem to attack you again.
It is so low effort that they didn't even get him to shave his beard or change his hair or anything. They literally just put a shirt on him and called it a day.
the only positive (which is just a drop of water from a bottomless ocean) is the beard
steve has a beard believe it or not. and thats it, i haven't even watch the trailer, and i don't have to
how did this idiotic pieces of $h!t thought THIS was a masterpiece to create?!
To be fair, if I was Jack Black there'd be zero chance I'd willingly shave off such a magnificent beard. They could've dyed it to match the beard-smile-thing Steve has, though.
@@whyisyoutubeshowinghandles His beard is way too big for that to work
To be fair, this movie is higher effort than all content Charlie ever created in his life combined, so I don't know what you're getting at. Steve wears a blue shirt and jeans. He is nothing else.
@@NaudVanDalen That means absolutely nothing, You cannot compare a hollywood movie with hundreds of millions thrown at it, to a dude in his room.
Angry birds: 0 lore, very good movie
Minecraft: Full of lore, trash teaser
The angry birds movie was only meh for me. The sequel in my opinion is way better.
Why the fuck is every movie for the past 6 years like "Fuck it, just put Jack Black in it"
It worked in the Mario movie at least
@@milktar2182 Jack Balck didn't make that movie though, the animation and references did. This movie doesn't have that to the same extent and the Mario movie would've done just as good without him.
I'm surprised they didn't put Kevin heart and the rock in it too.
@@TheBloopers30 Jack Balck.
@@sebbog Jack Block
4:56 that… sounds interesting
im going to sleep right after he said that im going to have interesting dreams
@@heroalireza90 sorry man 🫡
@Assassin-k2k bro can’t even speak proper English, im not anoyyed, im suprised
@@Bluealien-jv1fzhe's probably eating butter chicken while writing this
@@AshGaming-zz4yq 🤠👍
the fact is, Minecraft doesn't have a big kid audience. It now has a massive teen/adult audience that grew up with the game as kids and they aren't pandering to that demographic
Bro YES. Stuff like FNaF or the Mario movie can at least say they were love letters, & the Lego Movie, Sonic and Detective Pikachu truly understood what made them beloved to begin with. Wth is this??
It absolutely still has a large child audience. Also, even if that were true, how do they appeal to a teen/adult audience? Make it more mature?
Now with that being said, this movie looks like it’s awful. But that’s not because it appeals to young children. It’s because it looks awful and fails to even appeal to those kids. It should’ve been fully 3D animated.
@@spaghetto9836 idk about FFnaF but Lego and Mario have been around for several decades that the 40-50 year olds who made them were kids who grew up on those properties. This is why the Mario movie in the early 90s, despite its cult quality charms, did not have a genuine "for the fans by the fans" appeal to them because the adults who made them did not grew up on Mario video games.
I honestly think if Zoomers want properties they grew up be treated better in a movie adaptation, the only way is people from your generation actually take on the task of adapting these. But the oldest of your lot are like 26/27 so it's going to be a while before y'all have any film directors come out of your gen. Elder Millennials had their breakout in the late 00s and 2010s and now the younger millennial filmmakers (1991-1996) have also been getting the splotlight since late 2010s & current 2020s.
@@henrycase3788 True. I'm certain that's partly why the Spiderverse films were so great- you could tell by the humour & how the team connected with the Spidey fandom (RUclips apology parodies, "We're getting tired of Multiverses" talk, them wanting to make Miguel O'Hara thiccer than he already was for simps, dialogue for the teens being realistic) that there are likely older Gen Z'ers there. Makes me proud & inspired.
@@spaghetto9836 fnaf definitely was NOT a love letter
4:33 i love how youre saying that while being THE autoplay
2:06 "he looked like someone in a witness protection program going to see a creedence clearwater revival concert." How does Charlie see into the matrix so beautifully?
🎶Some folks are born🎶
@@CyanRooperMADE TO WAVE THE FLAAAAAAG
bro TRP is this you 😭
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@@mattibello05 OOOHHH THEY’RE RED WHITE N’BLUE
Jack black- what's my motivation?
Director- you place blocks.
Jack black- oh my god!
I would love it if Steve was this PTSD-ridden paranoid schizophrenic who has been stuck in Minecraft too long and is constantly worried about Herobrine stealing his stuff
Beautiful plot idea
so robin williams in jumanji?
Uhh he’s surviving a zombie apocalypse and skeletons can rise and some weird pig that’s green and exposed-creeper and a tall black creature the sometimes makes things by placing blocks like him but also being attacked in hell by zombie pigmen and the other pigs 🐷
@@donaldbothe3518umm… who’s gonna tell him
The way that's literally word for word a fanfiction i wrote as a kid (I've been rewriting it as revenge for this high budget shitpost getting released)
2:47 He's giong through the Dwayne effect
Another detail my friends and I noticed was the crafting table scene, there's actual artifacting happening to the edges of the 3x3 grid that are closer to the camera that are easier to notice at 1/2 speed. It almost looks like the camera focus is pixelating. It's a crazy error that somehow got past and while it's probably just something that will be polished before it's official release, I saw it as "we don't really care if it looks weird, kids are gonna eat this shit up anyways." While those very kids are part of a generation entirely separate from the ones who made minecraft the powerhouse it is, and grew up with the game and all it's updates and dominance in 2014.
I see it now too. That is fucked up!
Trust me kids won’t be interested in this just mainly autistic ones. The target demographic is smart enough to know this movie will be trash, heck most kids don’t even like jack blscl anymore because of his politics. We live in an age where even 6 year old jimmy is informed of the horrors of communism.
Damn yeah there is lol
The people crafting are 2 different people bc the first clip he has a red shirt and the second one is Jason
Exactly like kids now a days are not as Minecraft obsessed as our generation was/is
A full animated approach would have possibly made a world of difference. Surely the movie makers could have tried something more innovative given the popular and immersive character of Minecraft.
4:50 best charlie quote this year
I laughed at this more than I should’ve.
@@mcfingeesI am right there with you
Instead of the role, they should've given Jack Black a barber.
Warner Bros gave Jack Black a blue shirt and said "yup, looks like Steve to me"
Well, Steve after 40 years kinda makes sense. Having enough blocks and resources to get fat and lazy😂
So CaptainSparklez did an interesting video on this today. He met with Rob McElhenney many years ago when he was attached as the director for the Minecraft Movie. Even back then it was supposed to be live action characters moving into a CGI world and asked his opinion on how he thinks that could work and CS told him that he thinks it would be incredibly difficult to pull off and have it look good. Seems like he was right and Rob took his advice and bailed on the project and now we have this mess. Makes me think Microsoft was pushing for this format from the start, and if I had to guess it’s probably because they were wanting to make the kids feel like they were immersed in the world which probably drives some made up engagement sales figures, and also because back then they were pushing for the AR HoloLens version of Minecraft where the boundary between reality and Minecraft were blurred.
I think the idea behind adding known, liked actors was to have something to draw the parents to the cinemas as well or make it more enjoyable for them.
They forgot that we had many, many great, full CGI movies in the past, with great storytelling and jokes that were specifically directed at the parents and there was no need for any known faces/actors in there..
Honestly it's kinda odd someone like him wasn't consulted at least in some sense on this movie. You'd think someone like Jordan or DanTDM, as some of the more trusted veterans in the game would be worth talking to on this. But no, the geniuses in charge summarily put this slop out. Figures.
Nah Rob said in an interview in 2020 that the movie got pulled from him. He said he always wanted to direct the movie since he was a massive fan of the games and he'd been working on it for 2 years. Apparently they had already gotten Ryan Reynolds contracted to star in it.
They scrapped hololens too
@@TheRealDarkSide830 DanTDM, MumboJumbo and some other Minecraft RUclipsrs did visit the sets tho.
I always imagined that Minecraft irl would be super terrifying and grim solo survivalist movie. Steve, alone, in the wilds is forced to survive day in, day out. At night undead and monstrous spiders, exploding centaurs, purple slendermen come out to roam lands every land. If Minecraft were to be adpted into the live action, I'd expect a movie like "I am Legend"
that actually makes sense.
a more dramatic take on the franchise is definitely something i want to see (as long it has nothing to do with dream or any of his guys)
There was like a Minecraft book series that's like that which they could have adapted
With all of the Monsters in Minecraft I can’t imagine anything but a survival horror movie
10 years in the making? the one thing they got down is how hard the devs/animators work
"This is awful, even kids aren't dumb enough to watch this"
Out of touch corpo suit: "Just put Jack Black in there, everybody loves him"
The same out of touch corpo suit: “Why aren’t they clapping? Jack Black is in it.”
"why jack black is white? It is cultural appropriation and he should be punished" out of touch corp suit
A Minecraft story mode like movie would’ve been so much better. That game had such a good story
Absolutely, it was the first piece of entertainment that made me cry.
@@therealms-9320 yep. And it's all thanks to not just Mojang, but Telltale themselves.
Nah, the story was ass 🤣 still would’ve taken that over what we got though
@@mimikyutubesaltaccount4875 they could have absolutely changed it drastically, but use it as a base. Nobody would care if the minecraft movie isint a faithful retelling of the minecraft story mode story
Funny you say that, I recently saw a trailer for a fan made animated series reimagining of Minecraft Story Mode.
First bowser, then claptrap, and now steve. If you told me 5 years ago that jack black would be playing video game characters in movies, I'd probably believe you.
It's because he don't play video games no more.
@@josepholvera2442 That's because Ninja stole his Del Gato
Remember he had his own video game on the ps3 ? It was like some rockstar adventure game I forgot what it was called
@@Izanami2442brutal legend?
Jack Black’s life is truly like a video game
I thought minecraft was Square not round
I swear to God that if I see another live action movie of a beloved franchise I'm gonna start going Johnny Silverhand on these companies
Give them the ol' Arasaka treatment choom'
Dew it
“Um, actually, it was Morgan Blackhand who blew up ‘Saka tower, choom. Johnny was just there” 🤓
@@CyberneticMercenary I strive to be delusional and egotistical enough to gaslight myself into thinking I did shit.
Cyberpunk 2077 movie but Jack Black is cast as an obese Johhny Silverhand
The low effort put into liveaction and animation synergy and abortive attempts at actor characterization do cast a worrying shadow over the final outcome.
I’m holding out for the idea that this is just a prank and the real trailer will be released soon
Jack Black: [is in a successful video game movie]
Movie Studios: "That must've been literally the only reason it succeeded!"
I hope someone will enchant this movie with an enchant of vanishing.
Anyone also notice the nether portal is blue instead of purple 💀
YESSSS OMG I THOUGHT I WAS TYE ONLY ONE😭😭
Prolly cuz its a portal from the real world and not to the nether
i think it isn't nessesarily a nether portal more like portal to real world
It’s on purpose
You sure that's the only problem? It's the very same portal from minecraft legends.A minecraft legends movie
Penguinz0 is literally Steve
Maybe the real Steve is the friends we made along the way?
Ye
No he’s clearly Alex
with some long ass hair
Charlie should play Steve, we've seen his Oscar worthy acting before
So from what I'm getting they remade the new Jumanji movie. There's a lifeless big buff character (Mamoa/The Rock), a funny black character (the lady/Kevin Hart) and Jack Black essentially playing as himself in a videogame esque alternate dimension.
This is definitely original..mhm. Maybe it will be a banger storywise, who knows.
And then just a woman, or in this case, a girl
Don't translate... 😠
भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु…………
@@christoskoukas8856Forgot to change accounts?
And they got to the Minecraft world from the 80s-90s it seems
This movie doesn't need to exist at all. Minecraft is a videogame, it only makes sense to exist as a videogame, there is nothing in it that suggests it can work as a movie. Nothing.
I hate how people have accepted this concept "oh yeah, popular game means it's going to be adapted into a movie. That's how it is." NO!
We now understand that cartoons don't need to be promotion for action figures and instead stand on their own telling great stories; we now understand that movies don't need to have videogame tie-ins released with them.
Why can't people understand that videogames don't have to be adapted into movies?? That games are appealing because of their interactivity, so it makes no sense to extrapolate a movie for them, save for specific cases where there's lore or an interesting original story.
It'd be the same if we all started to expect musicals to be adapted into comic books. "Oh have you gone to the latest Broadway show? Yeah it's very popular, I can't wait to read the comic book!" You are removing the ONE element that is specific to that medium!
I mean the nether, nether dragon, crafting, houses, villagers…. You could make a real movie, not set in block form and it would be fine. The Jumanji aspect ruins this… just stick to the game, you spawn, have to build before the zombies appear, huge landscapes, giant bases and cave systems… I just think that the people who make the crappy movies don’t ask the fans or creators for help. The movie is possible, but changing the rules and storyline ruins it.
@@wilhoroshak5035 Yeah and it would just be a generic fantasy movie.
"Zombie you go right! Skeleton you go left! and Creeper.... you be Creeper. Remember, together we are Minecraft!" is the exact vibes I got from this trailer 😭
If Jason Momoa turns around during the creeper scene and goes "Creeper? Aw, man..." I'm going to kill myself in the theatre.
@@-Burch "He's right behind me, isn't he? 🤓☝️"
WHY CANT THEY MAKE A FULLY ANIMATED MOVIE BRO😭😭😭😭😭
this movie just looks like a cash-grab
With Minecraft being the most popular and sold game in the entire world with over 300 million sales! You would think it would be jaw dropping to make everyone happy, but to me now it’s a spit in the face, I’ve played Minecraft for over 10 years myself but I’m pretty disappointed. They could have done a lot better, mainly in the main story department.
Why did they make it an isekai? It would’ve been so much better if we were just following Steve’s journey to fight the ender dragon
THERE WAS A PLOT *RIGHT THERE* !
Nah forget the dragon, they should’ve played on the creepy lore stuff like the lord of disc 11.
it would be far from perfect but it would still be a lot better than what Warner Bros came up with for the official movie like the mario movie. It's a bad movie but it's still a good adaptation of the first game
Why couldn't they just follow something similar to the manga where everyone and all of the monsters are Humans and humanoid and the world isn't square. They could've made a Minecraft movie where they get all of the actors but just keep the Minecraft lore and give it a similar soundtrack and keep the designs similar but something that could transfer into real life well. Godamn they can't just do the bare minimum.
@CerealExperimentsMizuki either that or make it an animated movie. Such wasted potential.
This is gonna fall harder than the emoji movie and the 2022 "live action" shot by shot remake of Disney's Pinocchio, COMBINED!!!