@@kalebpratt5635 I mean as Mollymoon fan points out, sensitive ears. Though I doubt they write, but they do keep slaves down there. A whole other can of worms is the concept of a slave race starting to collect slaves of their own.
Nazeem: hasn’t got a house Player : saves entirety of nirn is thane of whiterun has 6 houses and glitched out 7600 coins for himself Nazeem: ha peasant Player : ( pulls out axe£
Me:* fus ro da's a dragons ass in front of delphine before making it to kynesgrove* Delphine: Come on you gotta do that at kynesgrove just so I know its real. Me:WHAT?!?
I really hate Delphine. Delphine: We are sworn to serve you dragonborn. Me: Bend your knees . Delphine: lol no , go kill paarthurnax or something. Me: I don't have to do shit , get lost , traitor!
Yeah, that's what you get when mix scripted shit with random shit...ofcourse they could've made a tiny script that would disable dragon spawning during that quest though. Maybe that's just me...
First time this happened for me, was at Kynesgrove. I through the quest had broken, till I double checked the dragon and remembered that the quest involves a named dragon.
@@wu1ming9shi I always thought that dragons should spawn AFTER Kynesgrove as Delphine herself warned me to "watch the skies, this is only getting worse", indicating that from this moment dragons should spawn randomly, until here, there should be only Milmurnir and Saahloknir, no randoms. But evidently that's not the case.
The one thing that bothers me about Delphine is that she litteraly sees alduin ressurect a dragon and still thinks it's the thalmor. When all it was is so you could find esbern. The blades in Skyrim are useless
She may suspect that the Thalmor were behind Alduin's return, or that they're seeking to use the dragons for their own benefit. The main reason she insisted upon the investigation into the Thalmor Embassy (other than giving you a chance to kick some Thalmor ass) was to find out what the black robed bastards knew about the dragons in question.
Ive said it once. And ill say it again. We need a mod that lets you reform the blades in your own way. The closest thing we have is sokcos guild mod but i dont think u can teach your followers any shouts. Which is something id like to be able to do. Maybe make it so that theyll hunt dragons that are rampaging or sonething.
@Dragishawk You are correct cause that’s what Delphine wanted....but it still lacked common sense. The order that was supposed to be hidden and be rebuilt slowly over time...suggests that a stranger that they just met, even though it was clear evidence of being Dragonborn, must break into an embassy and essentially spy/sabotage the Thalmor. I’m sorry but wouldn’t infiltrating an embassy be considered an act of war? If the Aldmeri Dominion couldnt find the Blades or the Dragonborn they would’ve just blamed the Empire...so good job Delphine you helped kick the living shit out of the already crippled Empire for your utmost stupidity. Despise the Blades story choices....
Reminder that these were the people protecting the septim dynasty, and the fact that delphine tries to treat you like a lackey or a puppet is absolutely priceless. "Go kill paarthurnax, or we won't talk to you anymore." _"that's fine! Enjoy being more useless than you were working in the tavern!~"_
You know what ELSE doesn't make sense? Pickpocketing a Briarheart's briarheart, and then basically going shopping on his inventory with your hand embedded in his chest. O.o okay. Also, that pfp is hilarious.
My story for #1, I had just killed Astrid, became the leader of the dark brotherhood beat their storyline and about 10 in-game days later I killed Nazeem, and his wife wanted me dead. So about 3 in-game days later, a dark brotherhood assassin tried to kill me with a note from ASTRID. What!?!?
I think if you encounter one of those assassins and escape without killing them the same one will eventually come back. Perhaps they came after you before you joined and you didn't kill them, and then it was just a really long time before the script triggered to send them after you again. Just that one assassin wandering skyrim for months trying to track you down and kill you.
@@ryankunst668 Can't help but giggle at this. Because basically, the assassin sent to kill you has been spending the whole damn time, while you were in the DB, trying to find and kill you...and long after you've all relocated to Dawnstar and have completed the DB's questline....it is only THEN that this random assassin finds you, and tries to strike you down with Astrid's blessing. This feels like the situation with the Jackie Chan version of Around the World in 80 Days (I've seen a good portion of the original, too), when that ginger guy being sent to delay Phineas Fogg keeps being the pitiful comic relief who can't fucking do his job right to save his life.
Lol, I keep Astrid's body in the cellar at my house in Solitude. Which by way made the little vampire girl and the black guy move into my cellar. They just hang out down there with Astrid's corpse for some reason.
One detail that's bugged me from the first time I played Skyrim- how did Delphine get her hands on the Horn of Jurgen Windcaller? She'd have to 1) get past the necromancers at Ustengrav, and 2) either use the short passage to the tomb that's inaccessible, or go through the whole dungeon, leaving no trace of her presence and no dead foes, and use Whirlwind Sprint. I ain't buying it.
Right?? I got through there on my first time and I was like “damn, whoever did this must at least know whirlwind sprint because of that puzzle earlier!” And then it’s just the local barkeep. Also, the totems rise out of the water when we get there. So either they sink back down after she leaves, or they only rise for the dragonborn. terrario 101 draugr are kind of hard to bribe, given they have literally no use for material wealth.
Maybe Meridia is trying to use you as a double-agent? Like, she thinks all vampires know each other and that you can, like, infiltrate them, and since you'll live so long, you'll be the last one? Also, the mail thing... I'm guessing Sheogorath got bored and made a magic postal system.
@Sebastian Suazo Gaete Sheogorath will play jump rope with your entrails for calling him Anne Marie. Daedra can be petty. Also, Meridia probably plans on never seeing you again.
@@terreliv So your interpretation is that Meridia sees that the Dragonborne has become a vampire and sends you on a suicide mission, when that fails, just hopes that the sword will off you?
@@keyboardmannow As you well as that of the me who canith speaken thou english with the ability of expert of the ancient times who could speaken excellent?
@@alanh.5458 On RUclips comment, there is no way to tell if someone is being honest or telling a joke. He really could've been confused as far as anyone knows.
i think the courier sold his soul to the deadra for a life of immortality and the ability to show up within the oblivion realms, i've seen a few accounts of ppl seeing the courier showing up within the soul carne as well within the sheogorath quest. he's never shown up within soverngard though. now which deadric prince do you think he serves? my guess is hermaous mora as he's the dedric prince of knowledge and he could always use some one who can not only travel between the realms but also move freely enough to gain information to horde for the prince of knowledge.
If true the courier bringing inheritance event triggered for no reason and player character was chosen in place of the none existent target for the event. Or a spectacular chain bugs occurred where the game thought player character was the host of a radiant quest, which player completed in order for player to be considered a friend of player, then preceded to die without the game auto reloading (or is considered dead for other buggy reasons) then the inheritance.
What also doesn’t make sense is if you finish the dark brotherhood and the thieves guild, Maven Black briar will still be like “I have connections!” And you’re like “lol I am the connections”
Other RUclipsrs: Here's 5 *hidden* details in Skyrim people have actually known about for the past 7 years Me: I sleep Graenolf: Here's 5 thi- Me: *WOKE*
... What if Gaius Maro actually was collaborating with the Stormcloaks, though? I mean, Gabriella wrote the fake letter, but...what if her friend, Olava the Feeble, could've noticed something in her visions connecting Maro to the Stormcloaks...and Gabriella decided to put all that info down on paper? Mixing in some truth to create the "perfect lie," since no doubt Olava wouldn't have been able to see all of Maro's Stormcloak dealings in her visions. Some of that letter would definitely have been a certain measure of embellishment. ...just food for thought, since I cannot picture any other way that Ulfric would allow an Imperial soldier just browse through his palace like that...
The inheritance from a bandit did actually happen to me at the very start in Embershrine mines. No idea why or how. Then again, when I yoinked a coin purse, one bandit left the forget, went right up to me and said something about "good find" and then went back like nothing happened and I was just his bud
meridia, gave you dawnbreaker so you would kill more undead and maybe be killed by its effect, ever heard of fighting fire with fire? its fighting undead with undead
One time when I was playing I was stopped on a bridge by a dark brotherhood member ya know the lizard one before I had joined them yet and I obviously had to kill him but when I got to the sanctuaryfor the first time mr.lizard was alive and well
As his last real Skyrim gameplay video he’s made, you can tell it’s more comedy oriented than gaming oriented. Good comedy too! This was really the turning point where he took his channel in a direction that he preferred. and the current state of his channel, though not as viewed, is clearly what he enjoys more and is much better because of that
Hurt and Hern run a lumber Mill over a river. Both the Dragonborn and Serana can go back and forth to and from Castle Volkahir as they please (vampires can't cross running water) A Vampire Dragonborn can break into houses (vampires can't enter homes unless invited)
Actually, that's the SECOND time you meet Delphine. The first time is when you return the Dragonstone to Farengar Secretfire. She's the hooded figure talking to Farengar who comments: _"You went into Bleak Falls Barrow and got that? Nice work."_ Shortly after that, Irileth bursts in and informs you about the dragon sighting, so Delphine's appearance here is easily overlooked.
On my current playthrough, I found Meridia's Beacon in the treasure chest behind Clavicus Vile's statue. So what I did was pick up the Beacon, then quickly run back around and activate the statue. Daedric Prince Shouting Match!! I then traveled to Mount Kilkreath with Barbas and used him as a damage sponge against Malkoran. Then I took Dawnbreaker and used it to kill Sebastian Lort.
I honestly feel like your so underrated, you give Hilarious Commentary and informational videos that are fun to watch the whole way through, keep up the good work man
Off topic, but after my Birna died from a dragon attack i, like any responsible dragonborn, looted her shop. SHE SENT AN ASSASSIN FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE
I’m only half way through but I have to say this right now - NO ONE can make Skyrim lists as funny and entertaining as you haha! You’re insane, in a brilliant way
It’s been a long journey...survived the first dragon attack in thousands of years at Helgen...then I delved into a dark ruin filled with undead and killed a dragon to become thane of whiterun...I’d go on to become thane of every hold in Skyrim and save the world from Alduin...then save it twice more from Mirrak and Harkon...still I ventured on becoming the arch mage, Listener and leader of the dark brotherhood and the leader of the thieves guild...I also became the champion of all the deadric princes...I learned every shout and spell mastered every weapon cleared every ruin and bandit camp not to mention won the civil war becoming one of the highest ranking officers in the stormcloak army...I then defeated the ebony warrior and downloaded mods for a bigger challenge after completing all the added content..................................................................I realised I forgot the companions...so I went to join only to hear from vilkas-“you’re seriously considering accepting him, I’ve never even heard of this outsider!”
Dark brotherhood questline has a lot for you Spoiler alert if you haven't finished brotherhood quest line 1. If you win the civil war as stormcloaks, then start brotherhood questline, the emperor will still go to skyrim despite the fact that it is now stormcloak territory, which hates the empire and the emperor. Surprised none of the stormcloaks made a move or even a mention about the emperor coming. 2. Imperial guards stand next to stormcloak soldiers during the questline. Stormcloaks are always keepin an eye out for imperial spies, even among the citizens of windhelm.... BUT, its okay to let an elite imperial force, the emperor's guards no less, enter their territory and do their business. 3. Playing as an imperial, once you found out ur gonna have to kill the emperor, you don't even get the option to turn against the brotherhood. 4. Cicero does not make sense.
@@shaokhanwins1037 Aside from Cicero being batshit insane, how does he not make sense? Was it him transporting the NM's coffin all over the damn place, or something in his backstory? Here's my question involving DB: How did Nazir and Babette know the passphrase to get into Dawnstar at the end? I don't think the Listener tells them jack or shit about that...
You know, I think Bethesda should put a Oyfum at some place in The Elder Scrolls 6, just to b a hidden reference that the internet will pretend they get! XD
I always thought it was dumb when you become a werewolf and the guards are like “is that fur coming out of your ear?”. Yeah, it is... I’m a fucking Khajit
So the introduction, having dyslexia, this is how I hear everyday speech, I can say for myself that I didn’t notice any difference between this and normal speech pattern at first... love that :)
I just wanna add something to this list, Delphine still doesn’t know who’s bringing back the dragons when she literally fucking sees Alduin bring a dead dragon back to life. Like, it is not obvious enough that it’s Alduin?
I started a new game recently, went to Riverwood, and Faendal was dead on the floor. Then I went into his house and took some his stuff. When i got to whiterun, some hires thugs were sent by Faendal to kill me!
I know this video is old but I think the reason Gaius is allowed into Windhelm is because his dad knows that if a stormcloak killed him then the emperor would basically send out a kill order on them
Even after you do the quests with Alva and you never end up encountering her in her house or the vampire den after the quests is complete she'll still wonder around the town and nobody does anything about it and she just kinda stares and has basic NPC interactions
6:00 it’s because the Emperor Rules over Tamriel and is the head of the entire country so the Emperor isn’t really on a side and the Penulatus Oculatus (Emperor’s Royal Guard) is an exception because they are neither Imperials or Stormcloaks
So in dawnguard after killing all of the vampires, i looted the castle and Modna who i killed, sent bandits after me and even the dark brotherhood to assassinate me. I had to pay 15 gold to a guard too. Her body did disappear from the castle so who knows.
![VENEZUELA vs. ARGENTINA [1-1] | RESUMEN | ELIMINATORIAS SUDAMERICANAS | FECHA 9](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/SJfoPdeOPCQ/mqdefault.jpg)
I once got a letter from a friend for shouting in Apocrypha. This is confirming that hermaeus mora does not like shouting in his library
I got a letter from shouting in Blackreach and it said I caused a stir in Blackreach. Like the falmer care.
Same thing happened to me. In High Hrothgar...
@@kalebpratt5635 dont they have sensitive ears
@@kalebpratt5635 I mean as Mollymoon fan points out, sensitive ears. Though I doubt they write, but they do keep slaves down there.
A whole other can of worms is the concept of a slave race starting to collect slaves of their own.
@@insaincaldo But can they really be considered a slave trade anymore now that their masters are gone?
i thought i was having a stroke when i first started watching
Ha ha aren’t we all
Same
I thought he was trying to mimic Yoda
It’s like that video, what English sounds like to non English speakers
Daisy wtf me too...either that or I’m in the twilight zone...again.
Me when i'm eating Breakfast:
*A New Hand Touches The Bacon*
deni sherlock can I use that? XD
That had me in stitches 😂😂
Hilarious
Im not gonna like bc theres 777 likes
I found thing far funnier I should hav 😂
Do you think Nazeem only eats children that don't go to the cloud district very often?
100%
Nazeem: hasn’t got a house
Player : saves entirety of nirn is thane of whiterun has 6 houses and glitched out 7600 coins for himself
Nazeem: ha peasant
Player : ( pulls out axe£
I always knew something was very wrong about Nazeem...
Yes I do I have seen him do it
@@ucctv3349 only 7600 coins? Pfft peasant. Talk to me when you got 20k
Me:* fus ro da's a dragons ass in front of delphine before making it to kynesgrove*
Delphine: Come on you gotta do that at kynesgrove just so I know its real.
Me:WHAT?!?
I really hate Delphine.
Delphine: We are sworn to serve you dragonborn.
Me: Bend your knees .
Delphine: lol no , go kill paarthurnax or something.
Me: I don't have to do shit , get lost , traitor!
Yeah, that's what you get when mix scripted shit with random shit...ofcourse they could've made a tiny script that would disable dragon spawning during that quest though. Maybe that's just me...
First time this happened for me, was at Kynesgrove. I through the quest had broken, till I double checked the dragon and remembered that the quest involves a named dragon.
@@wu1ming9shi I always thought that dragons should spawn AFTER Kynesgrove as Delphine herself warned me to "watch the skies, this is only getting worse", indicating that from this moment dragons should spawn randomly, until here, there should be only Milmurnir and Saahloknir, no randoms. But evidently that's not the case.
@@Croftice1 Yeah, indeed. But that'd mean giving debth to what characters say. Something Besthesda seems to have forgotten since then it seems.
The one thing that bothers me about Delphine is that she litteraly sees alduin ressurect a dragon and still thinks it's the thalmor. When all it was is so you could find esbern. The blades in Skyrim are useless
She may suspect that the Thalmor were behind Alduin's return, or that they're seeking to use the dragons for their own benefit. The main reason she insisted upon the investigation into the Thalmor Embassy (other than giving you a chance to kick some Thalmor ass) was to find out what the black robed bastards knew about the dragons in question.
Ive said it once. And ill say it again. We need a mod that lets you reform the blades in your own way. The closest thing we have is sokcos guild mod but i dont think u can teach your followers any shouts. Which is something id like to be able to do. Maybe make it so that theyll hunt dragons that are rampaging or sonething.
@Dragishawk You are correct cause that’s what Delphine wanted....but it still lacked common sense. The order that was supposed to be hidden and be rebuilt slowly over time...suggests that a stranger that they just met, even though it was clear evidence of being Dragonborn, must break into an embassy and essentially spy/sabotage the Thalmor. I’m sorry but wouldn’t infiltrating an embassy be considered an act of war? If the Aldmeri Dominion couldnt find the Blades or the Dragonborn they would’ve just blamed the Empire...so good job Delphine you helped kick the living shit out of the already crippled Empire for your utmost stupidity. Despise the Blades story choices....
Reminder that these were the people protecting the septim dynasty, and the fact that delphine tries to treat you like a lackey or a puppet is absolutely priceless.
"Go kill paarthurnax, or we won't talk to you anymore."
_"that's fine! Enjoy being more useless than you were working in the tavern!~"_
What’s 2+2 Delphine?
Delphine: “uhh... dragon?”
3:05, what also doesn't make sense? Harvesting physical pelt from ghostly remains.
You know what ELSE doesn't make sense? Pickpocketing a Briarheart's briarheart, and then basically going shopping on his inventory with your hand embedded in his chest. O.o okay. Also, that pfp is hilarious.
@@DelinquentChibi cool
I'm like ummm monsters
Aqua is useless
Mathew Culver it’s Ahhhh Monsters.
I *completely* understood the intro.
Morgan Cwoissant 💯%
Comprehension 100
💯 contrihentisoN
Think you could tell me what he said?
@@quippits3201
"Bustin makes me feel good"
My story for #1, I had just killed Astrid, became the leader of the dark brotherhood beat their storyline and about 10 in-game days later I killed Nazeem, and his wife wanted me dead. So about 3 in-game days later, a dark brotherhood assassin tried to kill me with a note from ASTRID. What!?!?
I think if you encounter one of those assassins and escape without killing them the same one will eventually come back. Perhaps they came after you before you joined and you didn't kill them, and then it was just a really long time before the script triggered to send them after you again. Just that one assassin wandering skyrim for months trying to track you down and kill you.
@@ryankunst668 maybe.
@@ryankunst668 Can't help but giggle at this.
Because basically, the assassin sent to kill you has been spending the whole damn time, while you were in the DB, trying to find and kill you...and long after you've all relocated to Dawnstar and have completed the DB's questline....it is only THEN that this random assassin finds you, and tries to strike you down with Astrid's blessing.
This feels like the situation with the Jackie Chan version of Around the World in 80 Days (I've seen a good portion of the original, too), when that ginger guy being sent to delay Phineas Fogg keeps being the pitiful comic relief who can't fucking do his job right to save his life.
Note from astrids hell
Lol, I keep Astrid's body in the cellar at my house in Solitude. Which by way made the little vampire girl and the black guy move into my cellar. They just hang out down there with Astrid's corpse for some reason.
One detail that's bugged me from the first time I played Skyrim- how did Delphine get her hands on the Horn of Jurgen Windcaller? She'd have to 1) get past the necromancers at Ustengrav, and 2) either use the short passage to the tomb that's inaccessible, or go through the whole dungeon, leaving no trace of her presence and no dead foes, and use Whirlwind Sprint. I ain't buying it.
I have two theories:
1. She used a back entrance, probably using a horse.
or
2. She bribed the Necromancers and Undead.
@@terrrario1014 i vote for number 2. Now i know why they have good loots
Right?? I got through there on my first time and I was like “damn, whoever did this must at least know whirlwind sprint because of that puzzle earlier!” And then it’s just the local barkeep. Also, the totems rise out of the water when we get there. So either they sink back down after she leaves, or they only rise for the dragonborn.
terrario 101 draugr are kind of hard to bribe, given they have literally no use for material wealth.
So how did she get past the big ass spiders in the room. I take it she bribed them too. That would explain the amount of webbed up people.
I think she played backdoor man, and not in the fun, sexy way.
Maybe Meridia is trying to use you as a double-agent? Like, she thinks all vampires know each other and that you can, like, infiltrate them, and since you'll live so long, you'll be the last one?
Also, the mail thing... I'm guessing Sheogorath got bored and made a magic postal system.
Yeah I thought the same thing it still sucks that dawn breaker when it does its explosion hurts you
@Sebastian Suazo Gaete Sheogorath will play jump rope with your entrails for calling him Anne Marie. Daedra can be petty. Also, Meridia probably plans on never seeing you again.
@@terreliv So your interpretation is that Meridia sees that the Dragonborne has become a vampire and sends you on a suicide mission, when that fails, just hopes that the sword will off you?
Terreliv how do you think he gets the cheese
Is the start what English sounds like to non speakers?
Pandog Studios yes
No, not to me.
SilverPhantom me 99 I suppose you too are of very high intellect such as I?
@@keyboardmannow I think so.
@@keyboardmannow
As you well as that of the me who canith speaken thou english with the ability of expert of the ancient times who could speaken excellent?
“I dunno if it’s sexy, but it does involves someone’s body.” *wink wink* xD
*doesnt
Robby Molloy Jeezel peetes man😂🤣
Baelee I always think of the one video he did where he says “swiggity swoot”
or rather somebody's body
You know what really doesn't make sense: Delphine's armour! I mean, seriously, you wanna fight dragons in that bikini?
She's 50+
That’s a mod obviously, without the mod, the armor is different, like full coverage different.
@@whitewolf3051 pretty sure thats the joke
@@alanh.5458 On RUclips comment, there is no way to tell if someone is being honest or telling a joke. He really could've been confused as far as anyone knows.
@@whitewolf3051 hE sHOuLd hAvE tYpED iT LIkE ThIS!
Oblivion: intelligent Guards
Skyrim: Godly mailmen
ShaoKhan Wins sounds like a fair trade
I want a mod where the Courier is the final boss.
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor reality of death shall stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.
i think the courier sold his soul to the deadra for a life of immortality and the ability to show up within the oblivion realms, i've seen a few accounts of ppl seeing the courier showing up within the soul carne as well within the sheogorath quest.
he's never shown up within soverngard though.
now which deadric prince do you think he serves?
my guess is hermaous mora as he's the dedric prince of knowledge and he could always use some one who can not only travel between the realms but also move freely enough to gain information to horde for the prince of knowledge.
@@pal1d1nl1ght me too, now
I got a letter of inheritance from myself once... i guess im a nice khajiit :DD
If true the courier bringing inheritance event triggered for no reason and player character was chosen in place of the none existent target for the event.
Or a spectacular chain bugs occurred where the game thought player character was the host of a radiant quest, which player completed in order for player to be considered a friend of player, then preceded to die without the game auto reloading (or is considered dead for other buggy reasons) then the inheritance.
@@insaincaldo yup..
@@insaincaldo no you are just Krillin
@@carlwebber4094
Bruh... what a reference
Some guy I ended up killing during a Thieves Guild quest sent thugs on me from the grave 😭
One detail that bothers me is why hasn't the Thalmor embassy been reduced to ashes if you complete the civil war for the Stormcloaks?
Diplomatic Immunity
@@GlidusFlowers Stormcloaks don't give a fuck about diplomatic immunity though..
It is a reference to the name of the mission, diplomatic immunity, the mission where you enter the embassy
It’s the reason why I wrote
Diplomatic Immunity (capitalized) instead of
diplomatic immunity (non-capitalized)
They aren't strong enough to fight the Thalmor immediately after the civil war. They need would a few years to build up strength.
ive kinda missed these, but at the same time the skits have been brilliant ahhaaa
Theez r betur
I wonder why he doesn't do gaming content anymore?
@@the_responder3948 maybe fallout 76 made him hate games
@@cyrosphere0154 I doubt he would quit gaming due to one bad game (I personally enjoy it)
This is better tho
What also doesn’t make sense is if you finish the dark brotherhood and the thieves guild, Maven Black briar will still be like “I have connections!” And you’re like “lol I am the connections”
I really miss your Skyrim Top 5's. It's been nearly *2 YEARS!* :'(
same
It's sad man.
Soo sad
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youre in luck my friend
Lmao 😂 “Oh... My... God... you really are... a Khajit!!!” I cannot 🤣
Other RUclipsrs: Here's 5 *hidden* details in Skyrim people have actually known about for the past 7 years
Me: I sleep
Graenolf: Here's 5 thi-
Me: *WOKE*
Get woke go broke
xD
awaken my masters ayayaayayay
Hey don't diss my boy epicnate
Hannah W. Yea I was aboutta say that nate is good too
I lost my crap when you gave Meridia the voice of Lemongrab
...
What if Gaius Maro actually was collaborating with the Stormcloaks, though? I mean, Gabriella wrote the fake letter, but...what if her friend, Olava the Feeble, could've noticed something in her visions connecting Maro to the Stormcloaks...and Gabriella decided to put all that info down on paper? Mixing in some truth to create the "perfect lie," since no doubt Olava wouldn't have been able to see all of Maro's Stormcloak dealings in her visions. Some of that letter would definitely have been a certain measure of embellishment.
...just food for thought, since I cannot picture any other way that Ulfric would allow an Imperial soldier just browse through his palace like that...
The inheritance from a bandit did actually happen to me at the very start in Embershrine mines. No idea why or how.
Then again, when I yoinked a coin purse, one bandit left the forget, went right up to me and said something about "good find" and then went back like nothing happened and I was just his bud
meridia, gave you dawnbreaker so you would kill more undead and maybe be killed by its effect, ever heard of fighting fire with fire? its fighting undead with undead
Hurts like hell though.
I was always amazed how meridia doesn't care if my character is a necromancer or a vampire.
The explosion effect damaged you too
@@Fenris2 Dude seriously? Both op and the reply above makes this clear and you chime in with just that information.
@@insaincaldo Dude seriously? I see you are offended by someone making information perfectly clear.
@@xbigbubba6944 Offended? Serves me for going all "dude" on someone.
I was casually listening to the intro and thought I was having a stroke...
One time when I was playing I was stopped on a bridge by a dark brotherhood member ya know the lizard one before I had joined them yet and I obviously had to kill him but when I got to the sanctuaryfor the first time mr.lizard was alive and well
Is that lizard racism I sense?
So what your saying is all lizzards look the same to you.?.
Oh no now I got a controversy on my hands
They're argonians calling the children of the hist lizards is racist .
@@lossyoko6112 For being the children of a tree, they sure do look a lot like sapient, bipedal lizards...🤷♂️
It is sad he doesnt upload like this anymore.
OYFUM
hey nice first
THE ONE HAS COMMENTED ON MY COMMENT
What is.OYFUM
As his last real Skyrim gameplay video he’s made, you can tell it’s more comedy oriented than gaming oriented. Good comedy too! This was really the turning point where he took his channel in a direction that he preferred. and the current state of his channel, though not as viewed, is clearly what he enjoys more and is much better because of that
i miss his list videos. he was making good money.
5 sexual innuendos in the game then again you're jokes are all we needed lol
It's been over a year since we had a Skyrim video from Graenolf
Its sad.. i always listen to his skyrim video for falling asleep
I've been holding this OYFUM in for so long.
what even is oyfum
The prophecies foretell that one day, TES6 will be released, and Graenolf will return to top 5’s…One day…
On day.😔
There was garlic in the vampires house😂
Hurt and Hern run a lumber Mill over a river.
Both the Dragonborn and Serana can go back and forth to and from Castle Volkahir as they please (vampires can't cross running water)
A Vampire Dragonborn can break into houses (vampires can't enter homes unless invited)
I miss these types of videos.. I guess people have to change to keep with the times, but still, the skits aren't the same
Me too! 😭😭😭 I’m glad he’s doing good tho
What are the chances you and EpicNate both posted a vid about Skyrim in the same damn minute??
Maybe their in cahoots COLLUSION
Illuminati confirmed.
Glarthir needs to know this....
Apocalypse.
@#1 ratbag I like both but Graenolf is way funnier
9:06 * awkward pause * ... "Do you need help getting down?" xD
Actually, that's the SECOND time you meet Delphine. The first time is when you return the Dragonstone to Farengar Secretfire. She's the hooded figure talking to Farengar who comments: _"You went into Bleak Falls Barrow and got that? Nice work."_ Shortly after that, Irileth bursts in and informs you about the dragon sighting, so Delphine's appearance here is easily overlooked.
Graneolf confirmed voicing Meridia in ES: Redfall.
On my current playthrough, I found Meridia's Beacon in the treasure chest behind Clavicus Vile's statue. So what I did was pick up the Beacon, then quickly run back around and activate the statue. Daedric Prince Shouting Match!! I then traveled to Mount Kilkreath with Barbas and used him as a damage sponge against Malkoran. Then I took Dawnbreaker and used it to kill Sebastian Lort.
"A new hand touches the beacon."
OYFUM!!!
2019, I thought I was the only one still playing skyrim! I am so happy I am not! OYFUM!?!!!?!!😀👍🐱😈
Never gonna stop playing.
Youre not alone. I still play skyrim too. Skyrim is life
HZRDgaming that is the truest statement I have seen today😂
???
Fuck you, was playing Daggerfall an hour ago
Can someone please make a compilation of him saying "OY-FUM"
I honestly feel like your so underrated, you give Hilarious Commentary and informational videos that are fun to watch the whole way through, keep up the good work man
Off topic, but after my Birna died from a dragon attack i, like any responsible dragonborn, looted her shop.
SHE SENT AN ASSASSIN FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE
I’m only half way through but I have to say this right now - NO ONE can make Skyrim lists as funny and entertaining as you haha! You’re insane, in a brilliant way
I agree
It’s been a long journey...survived the first dragon attack in thousands of years at Helgen...then I delved into a dark ruin filled with undead and killed a dragon to become thane of whiterun...I’d go on to become thane of every hold in Skyrim and save the world from Alduin...then save it twice more from Mirrak and Harkon...still I ventured on becoming the arch mage, Listener and leader of the dark brotherhood and the leader of the thieves guild...I also became the champion of all the deadric princes...I learned every shout and spell mastered every weapon cleared every ruin and bandit camp not to mention won the civil war becoming one of the highest ranking officers in the stormcloak army...I then defeated the ebony warrior and downloaded mods for a bigger challenge after completing all the added content..................................................................I realised I forgot the companions...so I went to join only to hear from vilkas-“you’re seriously considering accepting him, I’ve never even heard of this outsider!”
The last skyrim video
Honestly, this was fantastic. The skits have blown me away, and i'm showing them to all of my brothers and friends. It just hits on a spiritual level.
Since the fallout one I always wanted this vid
P.S. OYFUM
Me to my dud
Don't mind me, just gonna rewatch your Skyrim top 5 list....
😇😇
I started off this day not feeling so great and by the end of this video, I had heartedly laughed multiple times. Thanks a lot.
Only 5 huh? I bet there's a lot more.
Dark brotherhood questline has a lot for you
Spoiler alert if you haven't finished brotherhood quest line
1. If you win the civil war as stormcloaks, then start brotherhood questline, the emperor will still go to skyrim despite the fact that it is now stormcloak territory, which hates the empire and the emperor. Surprised none of the stormcloaks made a move or even a mention about the emperor coming.
2. Imperial guards stand next to stormcloak soldiers during the questline. Stormcloaks are always keepin an eye out for imperial spies, even among the citizens of windhelm.... BUT, its okay to let an elite imperial force, the emperor's guards no less, enter their territory and do their business.
3. Playing as an imperial, once you found out ur gonna have to kill the emperor, you don't even get the option to turn against the brotherhood.
4. Cicero does not make sense.
@@shaokhanwins1037 Aside from Cicero being batshit insane, how does he not make sense? Was it him transporting the NM's coffin all over the damn place, or something in his backstory?
Here's my question involving DB: How did Nazir and Babette know the passphrase to get into Dawnstar at the end? I don't think the Listener tells them jack or shit about that...
@@Daelyah aside from being batshit insane, he makes sense.
DB has a lot of plot holes, other questlines too, but DB has the most noticeable ones....
Graenolf you need that ending as the ending in EVERY video, if you don’t make it so, then I will be disappointed big boy 😤
You have no idea how happy I was to see this in my notifications
:D Love you buddy
Thx dud
You know, I think Bethesda should put a Oyfum at some place in The Elder Scrolls 6, just to b a hidden reference that the internet will pretend they get! XD
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BODY?!?!?!?!? I CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING
I think graenolf is high on skooma..
I always thought it was dumb when you become a werewolf and the guards are like “is that fur coming out of your ear?”.
Yeah, it is... I’m a fucking Khajit
You can actually spare and save hroggar, if you pacify or sneak by him and don’t kill him he’ll thank you for freeing him from alva’s control
Thank u graenolf I went through a lot of your old top fives today because I just started and needed the company this is great
I kept expecting a random dance number. What have you done Greanolf? 😂
So the introduction, having dyslexia, this is how I hear everyday speech, I can say for myself that I didn’t notice any difference between this and normal speech pattern at first... love that :)
The only 5 hidden details that actually shows something new
Also, feels like your attempts on new vids improved this video
No matter how much irl content you do you will always be one of my favourite Skyrim RUclipsrs
Same
Finally I’ve been missing these Skyrim videos
I just wanna add something to this list, Delphine still doesn’t know who’s bringing back the dragons when she literally fucking sees Alduin bring a dead dragon back to life. Like, it is not obvious enough that it’s Alduin?
I miss your old Skyrim videos
I love it that this guy lost his mind ages ago.
i watched these videos when i first got skyrim and they honestly made the experience so much better
😊 happy to know that
Miss his Skyrim vids
I started a new game recently, went to Riverwood, and Faendal was dead on the floor. Then I went into his house and took some his stuff. When i got to whiterun, some hires thugs were sent by Faendal to kill me!
The last one 🤧
You checked for the same reason 😔
I miss the Skyrim/Fallout 4 videos 😢. At least you're still making skit videos though! Allways a delight to watch those.
At the start I was like am I really that tired?
The fact that you're a Khajit vampire, warms my heart, as I'm one myself.
I have a dark elf vampire
Video is 2 years old and I rewatched it and had to unlike so I could feel the sensation of liking again
It's funny how much fun you have with these videos
Love your videos
A fifteen minute video !! thank you so much mr nolf I am forever graeteful
There are hilarious channels and there are intellectual channels and there are narrative channels, Graenolf is all 3
you're love
Who else misses the old vids?
Me! I wish he would bring them back or tell us why he stopped
You spoke with such confidence, I didn't even notice you spoke complete gibberish at the start.
That ending was just...
🤣🤣🤣
1:46 I have seldom seen metacomedy handled this well! @Graenolf you have earned yourself a new sub based on that alone.
Your intro gave me a stroke
I’m gonna miss these gaming videos
You should do that top 5 wives you can marry with mods that you suggested a long time ago
Always gotta watch as soon as I see a new upload
bringing that quality content, as always
I know this video is old but I think the reason Gaius is allowed into Windhelm is because his dad knows that if a stormcloak killed him then the emperor would basically send out a kill order on them
I agree
I understood the intro. How. Did. I. Understand. That.
Even after you do the quests with Alva and you never end up encountering her in her house or the vampire den after the quests is complete she'll still wonder around the town and nobody does anything about it and she just kinda stares and has basic NPC interactions
6:00 it’s because the Emperor Rules over Tamriel and is the head of the entire country so the Emperor isn’t really on a side and the Penulatus Oculatus (Emperor’s Royal Guard) is an exception because they are neither Imperials or Stormcloaks
Uhh... no.
One time I killed the lady in dawnstar for the dark brotherhood quest and I leave her house and a courier comes up like "I'm sorry for your loss"
Can you tell me how did you get that awesome dragonborn knuckles?
I guess it's a mod. But I have no idea which one.
So in dawnguard after killing all of the vampires, i looted the castle and Modna who i killed, sent bandits after me and even the dark brotherhood to assassinate me. I had to pay 15 gold to a guard too. Her body did disappear from the castle so who knows.
I miss these videos.
I can’t believe I’m only discovering your channel now, you’re funny dude