Things Karen says
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- Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
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It's a rare finding to see a Karen freakout, especially so many to be compiled on camera like this. Hopefully to retail worker in you doesn't implode. No promises though. Thanks for watching. Like, comment, subscribe, and share this with your cultured friends. Or else.
karens are the type of people who would try to stop people from drinking water because water drowns people
Dihydrogen monoxide is one of the ingredients in vaccines, scary chemical needs to be banned >: (
Everyone who drinks dihydrogyn monoxide will die, it should be banned
Edit this is sarcasm if that was not obvious
so essentially anti vaxers
no, those are "Beth"s
Karens would stop someome because it has lead
Karens: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!
"And frankly I'm quite embarrassed because I doN'T LIKE TO MAKE A *SCENE"*
this is so accurate to my mother it's scary
hannah Unus Annus?
@@summersunsets9556 yupp! memento mori
Memento mori
Memento Mori my friends
Unus Annus
This dude has so many personalities it's unreal
Honestly 😂
I see you a lot
This man has almost as many personalities as Roger from American Dad...
Now all I need is a Ricky Spanish episode =D
we need a vid of him vs daniel using their personalities
Haha 690 likes
“This is America! You should be speaking American!”
_sad english noises_
@@elizaclouds AHAHAH
Guns McNuggets guns. My rights McNuggets freedom.
This is how British people see us
@itsme Emma I mean you’re not wrong... I would like to say that some of us aren’t like that, but we’re all this to an extent. For me the unstable part is the only one I can somewhat say I am, and I hope I’m not a dumbass 🤷♀️
For people who have Karen moms,
May you rest in peace. 😔
o___o
Yeah....
For ur face shall never be seen again
Rest in pepperonis
RIP me
Thank your for your sentiment... Y^Y life is too cruel
karen: "lemme see the manager"
manager: *is a susan*
*_BOSS MUSIC INTENSIFIES_*
Lol
Manager: is a Cathy with a C
I didn't get the joke
@@gulsumebabur6655 Susan's are a subspecies of Karen
Ho Ho ho~ dior
“I’m not sitting on your car! I’m just leaning on it!”
If that is not the most Karen thing to say then I don’t know what is....
«WHERE IS YOUR MANAGER?!!?!»
The fact that it’s from an actual video of a Karen lmfao
An evolution of the "I'm not touching you" while holding your finger really close to them
ya boi yeah that’s exactly what I was thinking about😂
@@trueaidooo Then when you brush their finger away, they go cry to your parents 🤣
Batman villain: "I won't stop... Until I have *all* of the district managers under my finger."
KAREN the ultimate boss in every game
Karen: “THIS FOOD IS COLD !”
Me: “Ma’am you’re eating ice cream...”
Waiting for someone to change it from 69 to 70 so I can like
Edit: yae
ma'am gazpacho is a cold soup
Ma'am you're eating bread
Looooooooooooooooooling 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
The "She just lost her tip" line makes me irrationally angry
Every line in this skit makes me irrationally angry
karens just make me irrationally angry
Can we call for a karen fight like the josh fight and watch them deal with each other for once?
A mandatory karen fight at that.
*rationally
Can we appreciate how he managed to tell us that Karen has a Live Love Laugh decoration without actually showing us? brilliant
My mom has a sign that says that..
And that she doesn't vaccinate her kids by mentioning that her son has whooping cough
@@mmmpatitas2204 Yeah, but... why?
As if you need a reminder to, like, live or something. Yes, thanks. Forgot to breathe today. Vitals normal? I ate something? Okay, good.
I'll laugh and love unexpectedly. That's the part that makes those things special.
@@mmmpatitas2204 my mom had coasters like that. But then she threw them away when that saying started getting associated with the karen meme.
That was the best part! Couldn’t stop laughing.
This is so offensive. Karens aren’t that respectful or good looking.
Would you like to see a manager?
They have trash personalities !
They had us in the first half not gonna lie
Do you guys feel significant for creating your own a absolutely delusional version of white women ? Our country is getting dumber and dumber. A Spanish lady can act like this and black lady can act like this. General stereotypes I thought is what our country was getting away from but I forgot 1. People have their own insecurities and are jealous so they pick on others . 2. People always wanna feel significant and wanna feel cool and part of the crowd.
@@hamonrye9823 r/wooosh
You forgot
“You can’t do that according to this Facebook post from a completely unreliable source”
*GASPS*
i’m gunna need a “things your boyfriend says” real quick
Otto Middleton bold of you to assume you’d have to be a girl to have a boyfriend.
Boys And girls go together😑😑
@@gavintucker3928 and boys and boys go together, and girls and girls go together, whats your point?
same,
YES
"love, laughter and living." *Looks at the wall*
“They don’t have a permit to be selling lemonade. S H U T I T D O W N”
This actually happened and it was on the news, really annoying
@@Holistix so did the first one about the car spot
That happened to me as a kid except I was selling cakes
I unfortunately was born to a male Karen. Ran a secret eclair business at school for months after being told it was ILLEGAL and I could go to jail
This is so accurate it scares me how easy -she- _he_ can slip into this Karen persona.
Me too. I like Graenolf but this entire video just made me hate that face lol
How DARE you?! I do not sound like that....
@@megakaren2160 lul
oo
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What happens when a Karen wants to speak to a manager that’s also a Karen, though
Then the world ends
An unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
The space time continuum ruptures and all of our particles combust destroying the multiverse in a mere 7 attoseconds.
Theres no such thing as Karen manager
Impossible
I was expecting old and wrinkly Karens... But this Karen is still too awesome
Are ya winning son
"Commenting on every video"
Second ah still good enough
How are u doing this ??
Tell me ur secrets
hey ray! Ik im late but i wanted to say hi, and i hope u get through lockdown well and healthy!
Karen: *yells at the manager*
Manager: *is deaf*
Karen: AAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP IGNORING MEEE
A haha made my day
Best comment ever.
"you have no power here..."
How to be a Karen in one sentence:
“It is my right as a free American to ______.”
OMG this is perfect
Or my favorite, "My taxes pay your salary"
Lmaooo
It is my right as a free American to die
Accurate.
Oh my gosh that wig is the most Karen haircut ever. It's not about the hair, it's about the experience, and the experience is exquisite.
*_bold of you to assume it’s a wig_*
I met an old woman without a mask in the store screaming at an employee because the stealing alarm went off. She had tried to steal $50 headphones. She called the police. They arrested her.
The level of stupidity astounds me.
Let me guess, Florida?
Ultimate uno reverse card
@@cocolahoff4292 Nope, Indiana.
OH GOD INDIANA
I've been called a Karen before. Someone called me a Karen by association because my aunt was being one. Hate to break it to you but we hate her as well.
Good to know
We're never coming back here again! You just lost yourself a customer!
**shows up again a week later**
No! Stay away!!
“Ugh..she just lost her tip”
*I felt that* 😂
Karen: I demand to speak to your manager
The manager sitting peacefully in their office: why do I hear boss music?
Underrated comment
What happens when the Karen meets the Richard manager
@@Centristlol no one knows, no one else was in the room where it happened
That is why I will have a BFG and Doom guy armor if I become a manger
@@waffles2043 nice Hamilton reference
😈😈😈
No just no
😂😂😂
Kinky
Damnn
Nice
“Where all they do is speak in another language.”
Laughs in Spanish class.
"jajajaja"
I think that is what she was talking about, or he just meant it was a very hard class
"I WoULd LiKe tO SpEaK *demonic summoning* tO youR MANAGER! "
I felt that.
Do Karens just appear with 3 kids and a minivan or do parents actually name their kids Karen?
They're stamped from a mold in an evil sweatshop in the deepest bowels of Hell, formed from the crushed remains of the souls of the human refuse so vile that not even the fiends of the pit want them around.
They're then yeeted straight up here to the land of the living by the devil himself before he has to listen to them start bitching. Instead, their first unholy utterances are made in our world, each hateful word pushing the entirety of humanity further and further from the grace of God.
BitingAPotato wrong, the devil may be evil but he’s not that bad.
@@bitingapotato3277 THE SACRED TEXTS
If Karen was still such a popular name i think people would be waaaaah more upset at this joke, but I do believe Karen’s appear like that
I love the idea that Karens aren’t born, they’re created 💀💀
The person who disliked this is salty because they couldn't find the manager
He is becoming more mad by the second... It’s so entertaining-
The “health condition”: Lackofbraincellsitis
I like how, in Karen logic, ‘i can’t breath’ is a good enough excuse not to wear a mask, but ‘I cant breath’ isn’t a good enough reason to get someone to stop leaning on your neck :/
Thank you. Exactly.
Let them.
It's a form of population control. :3
Dude do research before you start saying stuff. No offense.
George Floyd had taken drugs before he was pulled over so that the cop didnt find any in his car.
He started to have loss of breath and thats why he was on the ground in the first place because he said he needed to lay down.
Not to mention they released the cops video footage. Its true he was leaning on his neck but not enough to stop his breathing.
There werent any Internal or External bruises on Floyds neck. They kept this information secret for a while, as for why idk. But if you truly care you'll look it up.
But tbh I dont.
@@Gnosii im honestly waiting for the person that misses it
@Dynasty The Gemini Nice word twisting. That's what you people do, is you take words from others with facts, and then twist them into your own favor.
I never said anything about or to do with George deserving to die.
"NoT eVeRyOnE hAs GoOd TaStE"
"not everyone has a good taste"
People say's if they were offended because other person dont like the things that person likes
I had a stroke reading this
@@ultrabigfella Same
My IQ is 5000 but I still can't read this properly..
This is like when I try to type while my moms driving over speedbumps
What?
He acted like some Karen’s I have dealt with. I actually got mad watching this lol. Great job!
“I wasn’t born yesterday andrew.”
-Karen who acts like a 1 day old baby
You portrayed Karen so well that I didn’t enjoy watching this 😂😂
2:09 WATCH THE EYES
I’m absolutely dying at that lmaooooooooo. So glad I noticed it and went back to see if I saw it right 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I don't get it, what's wrong lol
Aureka watch his eyes at 2:09. They’re normal at that point. And then watch what they change to like 3 seconds later when he says “Oh, okay”.
😂
@@realzachfluke1 oh that LOL but he often does that edit
Aureka I believe it, I just don’t think I’ve ever noticed it hahahaha
These examples actually piss me off.... Because they are spot on real life Karen examples.....
Nailed it mate 👌
*I'm sorry Karen got out of her cage*
Godammit satan😠😠😠
Send a plague to destroy them 😾👩⚖️👩⚖️
@@forg_6127 *if they don't wear a mask then they gonna die so no need to worry*
@@garretbrown3098 *Karen escaped lol*
"Um...I thought I ordered the LARGE. This is obviously a MEDIUM. I'm not paying for this - and I demand a large replacement."
My mom is a Karen 😢
It sucks in public
Rip
I'm so sorry
Get out of there ASAP, toxic parents are bad for your mental health. You probably haven't realized it yet but you may be already affected in a negative way. Look up for more info about toxic parenting and consequences/trauma on children.
I have a Karen mom and a Karen sister btw!! Disgusting toxic people
F
“I would like to speak to the manager-“
Oh my god, I read this as he was saying it.
Oh I know this gonna be good
It's scary how well he actually looks like a women
he's so underrated it makes me mad
:’)
it's not true
@@arthurwhite9976 how
@@baPBapBaM he has views
@@arthurwhite9976 he needs more
Karen’s: Let me perform my logic ok you
Her Logic: “Imagine Existing, couldn’t be me”
The wig was nice.
The skit gave me really bad flashbacks, well done 👏🏻
"You also need to find someone that is a...lawyer" :D
The fact that a good portion of these are based on true stories is... eye opening
"You're someone who's full of love, and laughter, and living... so that means you also need to find someone who is a lawyer"
"Omg yesss"
The top karen catchphrase
"Bring me your manager"
The fact that I got mad at what you were saying shows how good your acting is
He isn't *that* good.
@@megakaren2160 Oh how your name is so accurate rn-
@@silkyxcore5497 You think this video is funny now, but wait until I get my lawyer involved. I will sue this entire channel for defamation and every cent he gets from this upload will go to me.
.....am I supposed to care?😗👉👈
@@silkyxcore5497 Do you know who I am? Of course you should care.
"Your motorcycle is too loud, put it on silent mode"
3:46
I had to replay that 10 times to make sure I heard it properly
I lost it
What did he say ?
Your ability to completely transform your character for each video is truly mesmerizing. You’re just so talented.
I once went to Outback Steakhouse with my friend and her dad and he complained about the main course being brought out too soon after the appetizer... he was like a male Karen. Lol
Rumor says only Karen's hit the dislike button on this video
My English teacher's name is Karen and she's literally the nicest person I know.
Joey Joker my math teacher’s name is Karen and I can say the same
Every rule has an exeption, but the rule still aplies(aplys? Idk f it)
#theleastkarenkaren
Partygod237 applies i think
I read The Princess Diaries when I was 13 and in it, Mia's English teacher's name is Karen Martinez. She wasn't nice at first, but she wasn't a stereotypical Karen either
Karen is like the final boss in dark souls. Even if you beat her,she still ruins your day so she won
I swear to God saying
“I would like to Speak to your manager” is something that Karen’s get off to
1:45-1:55. Omg the intensity. I cracked up at this one. This was great. Rofl.🤣
This is literally how my aunt acts like with her kids. Its awkward every time
Oh. Oh no.
Lmao my aunt is a Karen
Man he’s so good at this that I felt uncomfortable
Next video should be “things Mom says”
2:45 Karen is reading off a 'Live, Laugh, Love' poster hahahah nice touch 😂
"She just lost her tip”
Me: wait....Karens know what a “tip” is?
The manager bit was insane 😂
It was like
Angry,
Belle Delphine
Angry
Belle Delphine
ANGRY
I love how accurate this is
2:10 actually happened to me. my dad was the karen in the situation. basically, i go to school on a military base in puerto rico, so they’re supposed to speak english. i complained to my dad that some of them were speaking spanish and i didn’t understand so he immediately called the principal. it was so awkward
maze trust me i’m aware
Que hay de malo en que hablen en español?
Sebastian Hernandez the problem was my teachers would make jokes in spanish and everyone in the class would understand it except for me
Sebastian Hernandez it just got a bit frustrating lol
I understand your situation but maybe you can try learning the language. It will be an asset to you only later.
"I don't like to create big scenes"
*Breathes in*
M A N A G E R
“They dont have a permit to sell lemonade, ShUT iT dOwN”😂😂
Or how i like to call them: the manager summoners
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
Ok, but that, "it's ok if you don't like me; a lot of people have bad taste" is actually pretty fire 🔥🔥🧯
I work at a restaurant, and after 0:26 I was like "it's gonna sit in the overpass, and when the waiter brings it back, karen's gonna say it's cold." ...sure enough 😂 you got it spot on. Love your vids
I was watching this with my parents and then 3:47 happened.
I’m laughing hysterically and they look traumatized.
I've never watched a video with no views before. Frankly, I'm offended. How can it have no views if I'M watching it? RUclips, I need to speak to your manager.
Susan Wojcicki
there lol
The first Scene only is worthy of a whole video
I feel like he's just monetizing his multiple personality disorder...
-no-
@@Wurzel06
Yes.
sorry, but its actually DID (dissociative identity disorder)
not trying to rip you, just informing you :p
@@Severity. yeah multiple personality disorder is an extremely outdated term
Jim: imitates dwight
Dwight: 1:36
Dwight and Angela in the wharehouse: 2:05
Angela in his free time: 1:02
Kelly: 0:40 and 0:51
1:50 the demonic eye rolling got me
We came for the Skyrim memes, and we started for the many beautiful personalities of graenolf.
Seriously though, how does this man not have an acting gig?
I GOT WAR FLASHBACKS TO WHEN ME AND MY BRO STARTED A LEMONADE STAND AND IMMEDIATELY GOT SHUT DOWN BY A KAREN ASKING IF WE HAD A PERMIT AFTERWARDS 😪☝🏼
Rip bro
I was just watching “what your FBI agent says” and this came out
Absolutely NAILED the impression 😂😂😂 just like Karen's typically nail all of their children's gym teacher's, married or not
2:23
love how the camera zooms in next to his her face
Zero views
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Now im not good at math but somethings not adding up...
hotel: trivago
Chickenstriping ö it counts as a view if you watch 25% of it
I think we've all been waiting for this one
My house had a power outage because of a storm and right as i get the notification for this video it is restored.
Praise be to our beloving Lord,
*o y f u m*
Glad I found this channel the other day. Which was recommended to me because I've revisited playing Skyrim and was watching different modding videos. I went from watching a Skyrim skit... to watching Karen skits. Such range!
You’ve done this so well that it reminded me of work. I kinda had a Karen today. I’m a cashier; the last 2 times I’ve checked this person out (different days) I’ve messed up on skipping the cash back button. They slammed their fist on the table this time, and just had such an expression of rage, but I just gave the receipt. I feel really bad that I made the same mistake on the same person twice; I don’t know why. But, yeah.
Edit: I don’t know why as in why I made the mistake twice on the SAME PERSON, not that I feel bad about it XD
As a retail drone, you gave me PTSD.
Exactly. Karen’s hate wearing masks and it’s making my life a hell
yep. *my days crawling the floors of Kohl’s as a shoe salesman flash before me*
A new wig, a new personality.
This'll be interesting
---the long drawn out first "speak to the manager"---im ScREAMING!!!! 😂 😂 😂
Karen: It's ok if you don't like me, not everyone has good taste.
Me: Is that why you love yourself?