Things your girlfriend says
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This video features the things your girlfriend says. And I love them for it.
You can tell he's actually been in a LONG term relationship from this video alone
True 🤣
Hmmmm I see... 😂
Yup 😂
100% he's got some of the tones down to a tee
Dude, you get this shit three months in
A man who actually listens impersonating a woman
Simnikiwe Hlatshaneni A black person who actually listens impersonating a white person
A kirb who actually listens impersonating a person
A deaf person who doesn’t listen impersonation a deaf person
A yes impersonating a no who actually might no not yes
A demon who actually listens impersonating god
It's almost scary how much he committed to this role as "Your Girlfriend".
If he was acting like my girlfriend he’d be invisible
I don't mind) 0))
Lol hes a bad actor
@@rineejl butt cheeks
THE ART. OF T'E PLLAY! *clapping*
Can we appreciate the fact that he didn't throw a towel on his head to play the character.
Instead he used a crazy wig lol
@@AliceFlynn I really like Darcy's role as the wig here.. Really aced it!
Don't diss on Jimi Jackson!!!
but the towel wig is like, way funnier
Yes but i appreciate the towels equally
natalie portman is such a good actress
maria greko lmaooooooooo he actually does kinda look like her tho 😂
More like Keira Kightley
@@Frank-sj4sw Definitely.
@@Frank-sj4sw gof2 I see
Well one of the two is a decoy.
Bold of you to think I have a girlfriend
F
MozzarellaQuebec same
James Wohltman same
Big F
Mood
What scares me is the mannerisms, tone, everything is precise.... Am I really like this?
(
F
Yep
Yes
Ssskkk 👀👀👀👀
I lost it when he, without hardly even sparing a glance- flicked his brush at brandon and said "pee doesn't come from the vagina, brandon. Its an entirely different hole." Spot on execution. So casually delivered.
Ooooh I have a sad story about that one.
I'll keep it short (try not to TMI) but my ex's friends had an older child with severe behaviour-problems.
I had a bladderinfection and mentioned it casually when someone asked why I went to the toilet so much.
When the child flipped, I didn't intervene, but I asked the father to intervene instead. The father intervened múch too harsh and yelled at him.
The child instantly ran towards me and punched me on the bladder, he was an older child, so that was painful.
I 'folded' and ran to the toilet, where I peed blood. It was like my bladder was a plastic yoghurt cup and he'd stamped on it, that's how it felt.
When I came back, whitefaced, my ex and the friends asked me what was wrong. I whispered; 'I just peed blood, it's-' and they interrupted me and said; 'Oh you're on your period."
I spend the rest of the day trying to explain that I *wasn't* but the guys (even the father) wouldn't listen and replied with; 'It's okay, don't start crying about it again, you can be emotional on your period, has nobody ever explained the hormone-cycles?'
I would say; 'I knów about periods, I am 23, how can you think I don't know?! I just peed blood, that's not the same."
And they'd reply: "There's no need to worry, you're not in any danger, bleeding there is normal. Do you need us to buy you chocolate, for some girls that can help.."
I still want to strangle them when I think back about it. I went to call my doctor as soon as I could and she said it was most likely a small tear. But if it didn't stop bleeding or started to cause severe hurt and 'stains' under the skin, I needed to call an ambulance (and her.) I'm fine now, but damn, ignorant fools.
@@Widdekuu91 I think at the very least they were trying to be supportive of what they thought was your period. The situation would've been alot more uncomfortable and frustrating/ violating for you if they insisted it was your period and then they were rude about it. It's still really frustrating that they didn't listen to you when you told them it wasn't your period. What is with people thinking we don't know our own bodies? Like damn I know what my period is what isn't. By no means am I intending to invalidate the experience. The whole thing sounds infuriating but I'm grateful on your behalf that it wasn't worse.
@@sveapearson693 @Svea Pearson
Yeah, I understand. It was just that I was 23 and youknow...a grown woman xD And the men were like, 30 to 35 and I don't know...I mean, I guess it could've been worse, but it was mainly scary for me because whatever I said about damage to my bladder, was just ignored and I was seriously concerned I might just youknow, get internal bleedings or something.
I did help bytheway that when I called my doctor, she asked what'd happened and I said; 'An insane 8 year old punched me on the bladder' and she replied; 'He sounds like a dick.'
After I explained what happened, she said; 'Drink enough water, keep calm, don't wear a tight belt on your trousers (and if you are wearing a belt, take it off now.)' And I said; 'I will do that.'
And (I have a cheeky but very friendly doctor) she ended with; Oh and one more thing, to make yourself feel better, my advice would be to tackle the kid and kick him.'
It was a joke ofcourse, so I giggled and replied; 'Well, I'm a licensed Pedagogic Worker, that might make me look bad' and she whispered; 'Make sure no-one sees it then. Byebye."
I dó hope that child has gotten the help he needed, because he'd been quite violent before and he was one of the very few children that genuinely scared me.
@@Widdekuu91 that's hilarious. I'm glad you got the support you needed from your doctor and yeah it sucks that those older men just wouldn't shut up. I hope that kid got help too like damn.
@@sveapearson693 well that doesn't sound really supportive. Not to mention the punch situation, but treating a 20+yrs woman like a ten year old who's having her first period? I don't know if that sounds more idiotic or patronising. Or both.
I was going to send this to my boyfriend but, I'm too afraid he'll find you prettier and leave me
Yami Smol lol i was gonna send it to my bf too, realised this is LITERALLY me 😂😂😂
It's November best not send it to him
ShOcK Cannoli lmfaooo
Good choice
Yami Smol he will
I was expecting him to put on a voice but the fact that it’s just his voice makes this so much better.
May the nine forgive me for what i'm about to do...
But it still sounds like a girl's voice though
A minute in, I already accepted he's a girl and completely forgot she was a guy.
Who was a guy?
i’m pretty sure you’re mistaken she’s definitely not a guy
she was a guy ahahahahhah I am losing my mind
absolutely
He's so pretty as a guy and a girl, dang
I feel like part of what made this good is that he wore something that an average girl would actually wear and didn’t find some obnoxiously colorful, skin tight tube top like some other guys do when impersonating girls. Plus he’s goddamn pretty in makeup.
The thing that made this good is how obnoxious he was.
That and the makeup.
I think his sister probably did it
he really is pretty!!!!
you forgot “babe feel how cold my hands are” 😂😂
Her: Where do you want to eat? You pick idc
Him: I thin-
Her: No not that place
omg yes haha
No that's more like a hook up line for single girls in winter^^
Lmao.
omg yes
he’s literally just doing this to show off how beautiful he is in makeup
Ikr😑😑😢
And succeeding at that, which may be the more discomforting part
james Birkett
Dude, if you appreciate how he looks in makeup, or if you find him attractive, or both, more power to you! Nothing wrong with loving beautiful men.
I think his sister did it, she’s a makeup artist on RUclips.
@@inquiri6399 can you send a link to her channel? Csnt seem to find her rn
This kinda shows how much attention he pays to his girlfriend. That’s why he’s so accurate and I think that’s cute!
*Girlfriends*
True.
Stupid. Never give your girl that much attention or she will leave you (except you have a lot of money).
Geralt von Riva what...?
@@geraltvonriva9873 lol who hurt you
I'm horrified by how many times I've said almost everything in this video
I don’t do makeup or zodiacs but oh my gosh the possessive, anxious and indecisive ones hit the nail on the head
@@softserve2948 Same friends...
no fr🤣
Me too. 😩
@@softserve2948 Indeed
Whoever did his makeup is actually hella talented
Probably his sister she got RUclips channel all about makeup
Yea I didn’t notice the makeup until I saw his cheekbones and he looked like Michael Jackson lmao
his sister, alexandra anele! she has a channel too and she’s awesommmme
Roxy Picasso I’m here because I only just realized ittt!
@@roxypicasso66 wait. That's his sister??? Wtf
OK but that lip color you're wearing for this is SO your color.
Ikr, goddamn I feel threatened.
The makeup looks really great on him. Wish I looked that great! 😂🙌🏽❤️
What about those eyes? 😍😍
I approuve 100%
men don't have "their" colors, makeup is for women
Look at this, an actual non irritating version of a guy pretending to be a girl. 😂
He's so good, right? Every video in which he pretends to be a girl is so perfectly convincing.
non irritating?
I've never said a single thing from this video and I'm a girl
it's all annoying stereotypes
@@deemah3602 Me neither, but making a parody about normal things normal women do would be boring af. Oh, you drank your tea while watching Netflix? What entertainment! xD
@@deemah3602 omg sis did he pick u yet?
“There’s a cashew behind the couch. How did you manage that “
Clearly relationships before kids because after kids it would be "there's 10,000 cashews sprinkled through the entire house."
You said a quote from the video! That's funny!
@@Dog-ew5gq lol imagine being you
@@NathielIsaac a dog?
@@NathielIsaac
Why?
“Let me pee then we can go” I’m sorry but that’s just called being smart
ikr it’s always better to go at home than in a public bathroom!
LPempty did he say it was dumb 😂
rigzy where did I say he did?
dark hero girl what?
@@LPempty that's not smart that's somthing i think like 90% of people do
You forgot “I’m fine... I just think it’s funny how-“
😂 this is accurate af
Miriam Svenson it don’t soften anything thoooo
Miriam Svenson I feel that fs and thx
@Miriam Svenson Ok then how about you learn to be direct and assertive? Thats not a good trait and youre just confusing someone. Like, dont expect any help or problem solving if you cant even properly express yourself
@@kawosdhdos Not wanting to be an asshole to your partner and not being assertive are two different things. Trying to have a difficult conversation with your partner while using less accusatory language in attempt to avoid hurting them isn't indicative of a person's general inability to be direct, nor their inability to accurately express their emotions. Your opinion indicates a logical fallacy of hasty generalization. This isn't an attack, I just think your argument is a bit flawed.
I like how this wasn't offensive it was just accurate because you actually pay attention to your girlfriend. And you didn't do an annoying female voice
I also appreciate the makeup and wig, instead of putting a towel on top of his head.
@@daritapro that’s a real thing, I just watched these Australian brothers who always do women that way 😂
@@daritapro mostly people on tiktok
@@KateCarew are you like... talking about twoset violin? xd
I was just thinking about that! Everyone does this very annoying voice when acting women, but he didn't do it and it still works))
“They all have one thing in common.. they’re TALKING TO EACH OTHER.” ENUDUEUAHXGXH
I think i know why my ex is an ex xD
I felt that "I'm fine" stare. Whatever I did, I'm sorry babe.
Yes dog names
seriously I got goosebumps
I've completely (and successfully) removed the word "fine" from my vocabulary for the last six years because of how much upset it causes people. They genuinely think you're lying when you say you're fine? Like no... I'm fine. Im not bad or good, just fine. What should I say, Switzerland? I'm Switzerland. I really say that now. "How are you today?" "I'm Switzerland" how is that acceptable to everyone i've said it to, but "fine" is somehow not acceptable?
Thanks for coming to my TedTalk.
It was so intense..... o.o;
I legit looked away from the screen after a few seconds and waited for the next bit to start
Idky but I love how you’re not faking a high pitched voice
THIS!
this
this
this
this
the whole "i need to pee. i thought i should let you know thing." speaks to me on a whole other level
haha 😄
Graenolf your reply screams introvert lmao
But why tho? I mean I'm a girl and I have a bf but like why would you tell him that lol
@@BiscuitSumer u dont understand
@@BiscuitSumer so people know where we're going..? I wont just randomly walk out
I have this saved in my "Very important" playlist for whenever I'm having a bad day 😆
The "bay-beeeee" always SENDS me lmao
This is adorable haha so nice to read : )
Saaaaame!!!! I swear I watch this video whenever I am sad. And his expressions make me laugh everytime!♥️😂
Omg I know why this is actually funny and not irritating, he’s not doing one of those irritating “female” voices
Zero comments on this comment? Time to ruin it!
@@recordedbeast4466 i want to add to this
Hello
I got a gun
You’re right! I was trying to figure out why this was funny when I normally find stuff like this annoying
Papa Benja I’ve got a mace
The “huh..” after the “my ex just texted me,” a subtle, but perfectly accurate detail lmao
Big oof
In case y’all were wondering why his makeup is so good, his sister is makeup artist, Alexandra Anele 💅🏻
Zachariah Carrera I think Anele is actually her middle name so no lol
Whuttttttt 😲
@Zachariah Carrera his name is Guyon
Aaaah, so my search for light olive foundations brought me here.
Damn, i love her!!
So, i just discovered that men with makeup is extremely attractive. Ya’ll are gorgeous 😩
You miiiiiight just be into girls. Look up young Keira Knightley and see if you're attracted to her or not
@@epicaunleashed8764 naah shes super pretty, but im not attracted to her 😅
@@lineavictoria2631 I'm skeptical of that but, no problem.
@@epicaunleashed8764 women with masculine facial features, tattoos and short hair kinda get me going tho 😌 but dont tell my mom🤫
@@lineavictoria2631 oh, don't worry about that. You're just into men, and women that look like men. I just didn't think you were straight because of your makeup remark.
As a woman, I do say I have to pee a lot. All the time. To anyone.
i didnt even relaize (i cant spell im sorry lol) how much i did till i watched this
Yesss
Same lmao
I have to pee...
I do too 😂
My bisexual Graenolf fantasy has finally been fulfilled, he so fine
Cotton Eyed JoeMAMA I’d have him do me either way
I just came here to type the same! Damn it's a good day to be bi
k but like........ wtf
I mean I’m straight but now I’m not so sure...
lena rosetti tell you see that big ass atoms apple and you realize he’s a guy
How does he look femenin and masculin at the same time
Papa Frank *~makeup~*
🤣🤣🤣
An amazing actor
It's called drag. Look it up
He has soft features for a guy that's why lol
Gotcha, my girlfriend doesn’t say any of these things. She mostly just says “Why are you imagining me in this fictional world when you could go out into reality and actually interact with real people and be happier as a result.”
That’s so weird mine says the same thing. Hmmm
"Yours can talk? Damn. I need to up my game."
Would be so perfect right now. Someone pls make it happen.
I don’t even have a boyfriend yet but I can already hear myself saying all these things
Same, like dam! He got us.
same
Chiara B RIGHT???
Biggest mood on the planet
Well, a slot is open if you wanna take it 😎
Graenolf 2016: This is a great Skyrim secret
Graenolf 2019: Pee doesn’t come from the vagina, it’s an entirely different hole.
Isaiah Armour
Your graenolf is evolving
"...BRANDON."
🤣
I’m a girl and I don’t know about this...
Stargazer please say you’re like 10
“Here’s your shirt, I washed it, it’s clean” ACTUALLY ME LMAO
SAME lol
“Im late, I was supposed to get it three days ago, we need to WORRY”
When I tell you I cackleddd💀💀
The “entirely different hole” made me cackle like a witch
My ex developed a kidney infection bc her new bf didn't know this fact and I still think about it even tho it happened years ago
@@ahhh4117 how did that even happen lol I’m curious
@@ahhh4117 yeaah explain
@@JustyMe ok so when she and i dated we didn't do anything
Fast forward a couple of years, we long since broke up and no longer speak
She and her mans went to a very religious school and didn't know anything
Homecoming happens and according to some mutual friends
That was the night she and her new bf decided to go for it
So when the time came
Bro didn't know how to navigate
So when he went for it, he went for the urethra
And since he didn't have protection, I'll let y'all make an educates guess
She is shortly hospitalized for a very severe UTI
It progressively gets worse for the next few days
It eventually becomes a very severe kidney infection
She's fine now and it was crazy while it was happening but like I said I still think about it all the time
@@ahhh4117 oh no... how do you even go for the urethra, it's so small. What a traumatizing first time 😬
"I don't think I've eaten anything today" called me tf out
Lilium Tigrinum I felt so attacked 😅 I always wait for my bf to cook for me lol
That one is so common.
Lilium Tigrinum girl if you don’t eat I’ll make a whole 5 course meal for you
@@namjoonsoldmyjamsfor3dolla404 🥺😔 thank u
“I don’t know I just haven been hungry... My stomach hurts.” This one got me even worse haha!
This makes me miss my girlfriend. I'm gonna call her.
Aaaww cuute
That's so sweet
How did it go?
You have a girlfriend?
Very wholesome. It makes me happy :)
The “I have to pee” is very accurate not just for girlfriends but for most girls
"Let me pee and then we can go"... I suddenly realized just how often I say this.
It's almost like... it's part of being alive... not just a girl thing..hmmm......
@@MistressKatari girls on average do have a smaller bladder capacity that's probably what the jokes meant to be about.
MistressKatari you thought it was sexist?
Well because you never know in public how long the line to a women’s bathroom will be, if there will be TP, if it will be disgusting, better to go at home and hold it out and about if you have to!
Honestly it is a girl thing
this is actually endearing and I like that you’re never putting her down... you took the time to analyze and act out how girls operate in an accurate but kind way. Hella dude
EXACTLY 👌
I think 80% of those are things I’ve actually said to my boyfriend. Are these universal?
Rowan Day oooh yes! Saying that from Kazakhstan ;)
Yes
Yes from south america
Yes from the England 😂
uh no.
The “i haven’t been hungry... my stomach hurts!” was real af
The description of where the chapstick is in the handbag, was incredibly accurate
Yeah... I may be known to do that
I'm the like number 1K
My mom does that lol
Guilty... Girl cant have chap lips yo, at least not me.
I have a new sleep paralysis demon, it's no longer Graenolf as John Wick it is now him as a girl
My deamon is still the deamon Graenolf. That had me crying
Spank material for me.
Mine is Bee Graenolf ™️
He doesn't look that bad as a girl tho.
FUUUUCK NOOOO NOW IT'S GUNA HAPPEN TO ME
Okay but why does he looks prettier like a girl than me, an actual girl,
Some people are just naturally good looking.
make up
Must be the hair
nah it's the ears
It’s gotta be the eyelashes
As a gf, can confirm
Also, why is his lipstick such a perfect color
He has found the girlfriend dialogue file. Delete it for us.
Damn that’s it! That’s what all men want! A mute 😃
I'm sure that if you tell this joke to girls on your first date, you'll be single forever anyway. Problem solved.
@@noelleirina5628 Maybe you are just a oversensitive bit**
J H ouch
Tis a choke, my guys
The "I don't think I've eaten today" and
"I don't feel hungry.." instantly followed by ".. my stomach hurts" made scream.
Both me and my x said that all the time
He's... weirdly attractive with makeup on. I have a lot of conflicting bisexual feelings 😂
I am completely straight... or at least I thought I was. He makes a good looking woman. LOL
You both have the big gay
@@FlowerKnight2 I really don't think so... but maybe. LOL
@@FlowerKnight2 *the big bisexual
Me too, but lesbian feelings-
the describing EXACTLY where the chapstick is in her bag.... OMG 😂😂😂
My gf for real just be like "I have to pee" and stay there
*Seinfeld voice*
WHATS THE DEAL WITH THAT!?
Kiio okay im just glad im not the only one
its too much effort to pee! i got things to do
Literally just said that to my bf and he said go pee, mind you it’s been like 15 mins and I haven’t moved yet 😭
same tbh omg I do that all the time
I relate to that “i don’t think i have eaten anything today”
"No Brandon, my stomach hurting has nothing to do with it"
I felt so called out! It also reminded me that I hadn't eaten today, and that's why my stomach was bugging me... *sigh*
Same honestly which reminds me I need to eat today
Same i usually forget
Yaşasın sonunda türk buldum
"Would you still love me if I was bald... and didn't have any legs or arms?"
No!🙍🙍
Saw this as soon as he said it
Babe would you love me if I was Voldemort fetus?
I watching and reading comments at the same time and that moment came as I read this
Yes, we all heard him
“Mercury is in retrograde rn... of course we’re fighting” ok that one got me 💀
Ok now we know he has a gf. His makeup is snatched he couldnt do it himself
;-;
@Devu And yeah honestly don't just assume lol
I was thinking it looked too good just for a skit, he even has high-lighter on. Made me wonder..
Great observation. Gem Goddess is his girlfriend. She is as lovely as he is. They make a cute couple ngl. Or maybe they were joking and she indeed is his sister ... idk
His sister does it for him.
ruclips.net/video/xPZOiMRKAVI/видео.html
I don’t like that you’re pretty as a girl.
That speaks more about you than it does about Graenolf.
Namiko Sai, goddamnit, you’re right.
@@namikosai9466 damn that was unnecesseraly cold of you lmao
@@YoungAsznee Aren't you supposed to be reboot in 2020?
LOL
I just had the “pee hole” conversation with my boyfriend yesterday I’m cracking tf up
Ghost Girl I had to explain it was an entirely different hole lmfao
Pee hole, vagina hole, it doesn't really matter. NONE of it matters Friedrich.
Friedrich Nietzsche so it’s confirmed, Friedrich Nietzsche was gay. Interesting
@@grantsipsey9173 pee hole is not big enough for anything
Friedrich Nietzsche oh shoot Friedrich your still here? Jeez I thought you were dead my guy 😂
The ones i can relate to: "i have to pee", "my stomach hurts", "your mom is beautiful", "i'm gonna use the bush".
Me saying these in my daily life only having one propa relationship in 2019.
@@whyamigae9666
me saying these all the time despite never having been in a relationship
Graenolf is the only person that could make me forget he’s playing a character
And isn’t actually a woman
Lmao right
well if you go and try to watch trey kennedy, he's gonna be the second person
beenpurpled. Oh damn you’re kinda right
@@beenpurpled yes, he doesn't even wear makeup or a wig it's just his actions and the way he talks that make you think "wow he's good"
Don’t forget Jordan Peele
Is this some couple joke that i'm too single to understand?
Love it
Don't worry bro I also had some trouble understanding
Same but I’m also a third wheel so I got it 😂
He actually made himself look like his irl girlfriend. She’s literally been in his videos( or not some people have said she’s his sister)
Is he with gem goddess?
She obviously did his makeup lol
@@tonkalicious132 i thought that was his sister???
Loser how would he do it?
@@emmalucinda433 Emma don't go there.
Girlfriend exists: _Zodiac signs_
That moment Graenolf is so pretty he could steal your boyfriend
Bold of you to assume that I have a boyfriend 🧐😭
Confirmed: I am the stolen boyfriend(?
i’m a woman dating a woman and i didn’t realize until i watched this video how much we tell each other we have to pee omg
Ew..
honestly yeah why are we like that lmao
Guys I have to pee
@@leafyisqueer7155 i bet i have to pee more than you
Dang it now I have to pee
“would you love me if i was bald.... and i had no legs or arms” THAT SENT MEFIIDDIKD
I said that once to my bf... hihi! I knew it was dumb saying it
@@esbeelavallee2568 why the fuck would you ask something like that
@@jeppek1ng I really don’t know why... insecurity ? I was kinda joking too. Knowing how much he finds value on me more than just my appearance? Wanting him to realize that « I love you no matter what » is a pretty sentence but it’s not true.. he asked me the same question and I said : well you are already going bald so don’t worry about it, but I am not sure for the no legs and arms things...XD
@@esbeelavallee2568 yeah would be kinda difficult living like that
Literally said that one yesterday. Fuckkkk 😂😂
"We need to worry"
- Every girlfriend, ever
Can we just talk about how pretty he looks? His make up looks great
This is the timeline god abandoned. That’s literally what 99% of the comments are about, the other 1% are agreeing with him
as "the girlfriend" in this scenario, I can confirm 95% of these tbh
Graenolf is the only comedy skits person with an ACTUAL wig for females.
;-; what about Daz Black
Instead of a dish towel
TRUE
I got the pun.
Blossom Tv
That dudes got a full on wardrobe for every situation, the people im refferring to dont.
i seriously love the "it's not abt the toilet seat being down, it's abt you taking seriously the things that matter to me" god is that accurate. that's exactly it
Not fair. Graenolf cannot be gorgeous as both a male and female. Also, everything in perfectly and uncomfortably on point. I was laughing through the whole thing
“I’m fine”........................... “I JUST THINK ITS FUNNY HOW”
I felt that to my very soul
Sorry, I don't have an Amulet of Mara yet.
Interested in me are you?
Notice how he doesn't make his voice sound irritating.
The accuracy of this is both funny and genuinely terrifying
Preach.
I can't tell if he has foundation on or if his skin is just naturally this radiant and superior
Both
He’s got full face of makeup. Eyeshadow, lipstick, foundation, contour
When guys say they like girls with no makeup, it’s because they don’t know they have already put on makeup
@@MenchieExtrakt false
I love how hes attractive as a girl with an awful wig and still obviously not a girl XD
He’s doesn’t look like an attractive girl though. He looks like a handsome guy wearing makeup. That’s much different than an attractive girl lol. That would be one masculine looking lady.
May the nine forgive me for what i'm about to do...
It's so confusing
He could transition and pass immediately tbh
I got something to tell you buddy...
lmao when he said "you bastard" after reading sumth abt his zodiac sign i laughed so hard 😭
I feel attacked and I’m not even anybodies girlfriend
Thanks for all the likes 🥺
I'll take one for the team...and be that creepy guy...OK *cough* I'm so nervous OK OK OK..."I'll be your bf" OK I did it hehehe
SAME OMG
@@-SaintUK- r/madlad
😂😂 SAME
@@-SaintUK- could have not, should have not
"I have to pee" single most accurate thing in this video
“Feel my leg” is the most gf phrase ever lol
citlali villegas OKAY I DON'T THINK I'M A GIRL ANYMORE
Mission Accomplished damn sorry you had to find out this way .
citlali villegas Yeah actually most of my life never felt like a girl lol
@@FancyToasters same like i really have to know
My best friend will literally do that. She'll walk up to me and be like "feel my leg! I'm soft."
This just made me feel normal and happy. Thank you.
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I don't know which one is being tampered with...
My heterosexuality or my homosexuality?
just be bisexual, eat hot chip, and lie
Flute Loops the best life to live
Flute Loops i’ve already done all three of those just today
I think that's called "bisexuality", sir
SAME
Let's be honest. He looks good under that wig and all of those make-up
Let's be honest. He looks good in anything
Ossifragus he look good enough to get fuck ... no homo
Ossifragus reminds me of Pyro on the recent Cold Ones podcast
OK but whyyyyyyyy is he a prettier woman than I'll ever be? 😢😭
Because it's all about how you perceive yourself.
@@Speed001 No, he's just hot
@@TheSassi14 It doesn't look like he has a fever
Ikr😂😉😂😂
@@TheSassi14 True that. But self perception is a part.
Bruh, I'm not even a girl but I can tell his makeup is popping😂
“It’s an entirely different hole”
Keep it there
"Im fine"
*staring intensifies*
That "I'm fine" and then that look made me so uncomfortable I just started laughing and couldn't stop
Omgosh same 😆
I had a cat that used to do this.... Apparently iy saw into the future when i was going to give her up
Damn it's so facts
"you need to get back in here and finish cuddling me" cracked me up! But for real, I've been saying that to him for 7 years now but once he's left the bed or couch all I get is a Handshake 😂
“ I just got wet, babe feel this “😭😭😭
amy chan I felt that one lol
That was disgusting blol
i seriously wasn’t expecting to be called out like that
Omg other ppl say this ? XD I feel attacked rn
I didn’t understand this one, I’ve never said that 🤔
Lookin Like a world war era Eastern European bar maid
Things my girlfriend says:
_"Your virtual waifu subscription has ended. To continue getting attention and care from your beloved anime character, please purchase the subscription again."_
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I'm in love with his expressive eyes.