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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @_invincibella
    @_invincibella 3 года назад +6433

    You can tell he's actually been in a LONG term relationship from this video alone

  • @simnikiwehlatshaneni6765
    @simnikiwehlatshaneni6765 4 года назад +12563

    A man who actually listens impersonating a woman

    • @madmillion88
      @madmillion88 4 года назад +49

      Simnikiwe Hlatshaneni A black person who actually listens impersonating a white person

    • @camiiscool6662
      @camiiscool6662 4 года назад +57

      A kirb who actually listens impersonating a person

    • @bipo819
      @bipo819 4 года назад +89

      A deaf person who doesn’t listen impersonation a deaf person

    • @4wilmo
      @4wilmo 4 года назад +50

      A yes impersonating a no who actually might no not yes

    • @elizabethlugo1046
      @elizabethlugo1046 4 года назад +11

      A demon who actually listens impersonating god

  • @w3ndigogames
    @w3ndigogames 4 года назад +4488

    It's almost scary how much he committed to this role as "Your Girlfriend".

    • @Jaded.
      @Jaded. 4 года назад +63

      If he was acting like my girlfriend he’d be invisible

    • @nem0men_901
      @nem0men_901 4 года назад +6

      I don't mind) 0))

    • @jjsouls6986
      @jjsouls6986 4 года назад +2

      Lol hes a bad actor

    • @jjsouls6986
      @jjsouls6986 4 года назад +1

      @@rineejl butt cheeks

    • @mrhalfwit972
      @mrhalfwit972 4 года назад +1

      THE ART. OF T'E PLLAY! *clapping*

  • @chaitalydas3964
    @chaitalydas3964 3 года назад +2671

    Can we appreciate the fact that he didn't throw a towel on his head to play the character.

    • @something6510
      @something6510 3 года назад +53

      Instead he used a crazy wig lol

    • @organicspectroscopy7242
      @organicspectroscopy7242 3 года назад +35

      @@AliceFlynn I really like Darcy's role as the wig here.. Really aced it!

    • @user_J117
      @user_J117 3 года назад +4

      Don't diss on Jimi Jackson!!!

    • @gurpoid
      @gurpoid 3 года назад +5

      but the towel wig is like, way funnier

    • @sfr2107
      @sfr2107 2 года назад +1

      Yes but i appreciate the towels equally

  • @mariagretkowski2698
    @mariagretkowski2698 4 года назад +16858

    natalie portman is such a good actress

    • @Pktommy1
      @Pktommy1 4 года назад +178

      maria greko lmaooooooooo he actually does kinda look like her tho 😂

    • @Frank-sj4sw
      @Frank-sj4sw 4 года назад +280

      More like Keira Kightley

    • @Evija3000
      @Evija3000 4 года назад +29

      @@Frank-sj4sw Definitely.

    • @SanctifiedEternity
      @SanctifiedEternity 4 года назад +3

      @@Frank-sj4sw gof2 I see

    • @musicaleuphoria8699
      @musicaleuphoria8699 4 года назад +22

      Well one of the two is a decoy.

  • @cheesemaestro1930
    @cheesemaestro1930 4 года назад +11100

    Bold of you to think I have a girlfriend

  • @miyamiya1726
    @miyamiya1726 4 года назад +9810

    What scares me is the mannerisms, tone, everything is precise.... Am I really like this?

  • @sveapearson693
    @sveapearson693 3 года назад +2051

    I lost it when he, without hardly even sparing a glance- flicked his brush at brandon and said "pee doesn't come from the vagina, brandon. Its an entirely different hole." Spot on execution. So casually delivered.

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 3 года назад +120

      Ooooh I have a sad story about that one.
      I'll keep it short (try not to TMI) but my ex's friends had an older child with severe behaviour-problems.
      I had a bladderinfection and mentioned it casually when someone asked why I went to the toilet so much.
      When the child flipped, I didn't intervene, but I asked the father to intervene instead. The father intervened múch too harsh and yelled at him.
      The child instantly ran towards me and punched me on the bladder, he was an older child, so that was painful.
      I 'folded' and ran to the toilet, where I peed blood. It was like my bladder was a plastic yoghurt cup and he'd stamped on it, that's how it felt.
      When I came back, whitefaced, my ex and the friends asked me what was wrong. I whispered; 'I just peed blood, it's-' and they interrupted me and said; 'Oh you're on your period."
      I spend the rest of the day trying to explain that I *wasn't* but the guys (even the father) wouldn't listen and replied with; 'It's okay, don't start crying about it again, you can be emotional on your period, has nobody ever explained the hormone-cycles?'
      I would say; 'I knów about periods, I am 23, how can you think I don't know?! I just peed blood, that's not the same."
      And they'd reply: "There's no need to worry, you're not in any danger, bleeding there is normal. Do you need us to buy you chocolate, for some girls that can help.."
      I still want to strangle them when I think back about it. I went to call my doctor as soon as I could and she said it was most likely a small tear. But if it didn't stop bleeding or started to cause severe hurt and 'stains' under the skin, I needed to call an ambulance (and her.) I'm fine now, but damn, ignorant fools.

    • @sveapearson693
      @sveapearson693 3 года назад +15

      @@Widdekuu91 I think at the very least they were trying to be supportive of what they thought was your period. The situation would've been alot more uncomfortable and frustrating/ violating for you if they insisted it was your period and then they were rude about it. It's still really frustrating that they didn't listen to you when you told them it wasn't your period. What is with people thinking we don't know our own bodies? Like damn I know what my period is what isn't. By no means am I intending to invalidate the experience. The whole thing sounds infuriating but I'm grateful on your behalf that it wasn't worse.

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 3 года назад +30

      @@sveapearson693 @Svea Pearson
      Yeah, I understand. It was just that I was 23 and youknow...a grown woman xD And the men were like, 30 to 35 and I don't know...I mean, I guess it could've been worse, but it was mainly scary for me because whatever I said about damage to my bladder, was just ignored and I was seriously concerned I might just youknow, get internal bleedings or something.
      I did help bytheway that when I called my doctor, she asked what'd happened and I said; 'An insane 8 year old punched me on the bladder' and she replied; 'He sounds like a dick.'
      After I explained what happened, she said; 'Drink enough water, keep calm, don't wear a tight belt on your trousers (and if you are wearing a belt, take it off now.)' And I said; 'I will do that.'
      And (I have a cheeky but very friendly doctor) she ended with; Oh and one more thing, to make yourself feel better, my advice would be to tackle the kid and kick him.'
      It was a joke ofcourse, so I giggled and replied; 'Well, I'm a licensed Pedagogic Worker, that might make me look bad' and she whispered; 'Make sure no-one sees it then. Byebye."
      I dó hope that child has gotten the help he needed, because he'd been quite violent before and he was one of the very few children that genuinely scared me.

    • @sveapearson693
      @sveapearson693 3 года назад +10

      @@Widdekuu91 that's hilarious. I'm glad you got the support you needed from your doctor and yeah it sucks that those older men just wouldn't shut up. I hope that kid got help too like damn.

    • @Badtz2
      @Badtz2 3 года назад +40

      @@sveapearson693 well that doesn't sound really supportive. Not to mention the punch situation, but treating a 20+yrs woman like a ten year old who's having her first period? I don't know if that sounds more idiotic or patronising. Or both.

  • @Yamismol
    @Yamismol 4 года назад +18637

    I was going to send this to my boyfriend but, I'm too afraid he'll find you prettier and leave me

    • @CC-yh2yq
      @CC-yh2yq 4 года назад +288

      Yami Smol lol i was gonna send it to my bf too, realised this is LITERALLY me 😂😂😂

    • @shockcannoli122
      @shockcannoli122 4 года назад +347

      It's November best not send it to him

    • @TheSonSet
      @TheSonSet 4 года назад +66

      ShOcK Cannoli lmfaooo

    • @sdivine13
      @sdivine13 4 года назад +14

      Good choice

    • @adrenaline4981
      @adrenaline4981 4 года назад +3

      Yami Smol he will

  • @madjorrosgro9327
    @madjorrosgro9327 4 года назад +5917

    I was expecting him to put on a voice but the fact that it’s just his voice makes this so much better.

    • @kyesickhead7008
      @kyesickhead7008 4 года назад +17

      May the nine forgive me for what i'm about to do...

    • @StephJ0seph
      @StephJ0seph 4 года назад +24

      But it still sounds like a girl's voice though

  • @bot7070
    @bot7070 4 года назад +2450

    A minute in, I already accepted he's a girl and completely forgot she was a guy.

    • @Zyrdalf
      @Zyrdalf 4 года назад +35

      Who was a guy?

    • @loganlomax5956
      @loganlomax5956 4 года назад +23

      i’m pretty sure you’re mistaken she’s definitely not a guy

    • @leikoduende
      @leikoduende 3 года назад +6

      she was a guy ahahahahhah I am losing my mind

    • @bongbongdalazybum2894
      @bongbongdalazybum2894 3 года назад

      absolutely

    • @Quenry
      @Quenry 3 года назад +2

      He's so pretty as a guy and a girl, dang

  • @YayMiko
    @YayMiko 3 года назад +966

    I feel like part of what made this good is that he wore something that an average girl would actually wear and didn’t find some obnoxiously colorful, skin tight tube top like some other guys do when impersonating girls. Plus he’s goddamn pretty in makeup.

    • @MrTNT49
      @MrTNT49 3 года назад +11

      The thing that made this good is how obnoxious he was.
      That and the makeup.

    • @Em-._.-
      @Em-._.- 2 года назад +4

      I think his sister probably did it

    • @kitjrose
      @kitjrose 2 года назад +2

      he really is pretty!!!!

  • @krism.9822
    @krism.9822 4 года назад +14420

    you forgot “babe feel how cold my hands are” 😂😂

    • @eF_HAVoc
      @eF_HAVoc 4 года назад +568

      Her: Where do you want to eat? You pick idc
      Him: I thin-
      Her: No not that place

    • @leaf111
      @leaf111 4 года назад +20

      omg yes haha

    • @Cheza001
      @Cheza001 4 года назад +69

      No that's more like a hook up line for single girls in winter^^

    • @someonewhoexists7350
      @someonewhoexists7350 4 года назад +3

      Lmao.

    • @boatbeeprewl5979
      @boatbeeprewl5979 4 года назад +4

      omg yes

  • @lou8215
    @lou8215 4 года назад +12848

    he’s literally just doing this to show off how beautiful he is in makeup

    • @whitewhite2410
      @whitewhite2410 4 года назад +122

      Ikr😑😑😢

    • @darthviews564
      @darthviews564 4 года назад +188

      And succeeding at that, which may be the more discomforting part

    • @lou8215
      @lou8215 4 года назад +140

      james Birkett
      Dude, if you appreciate how he looks in makeup, or if you find him attractive, or both, more power to you! Nothing wrong with loving beautiful men.

    • @inquiri6399
      @inquiri6399 4 года назад +169

      I think his sister did it, she’s a makeup artist on RUclips.

    • @siluuu2551
      @siluuu2551 4 года назад +14

      @@inquiri6399 can you send a link to her channel? Csnt seem to find her rn

  • @taraxo7234
    @taraxo7234 4 года назад +10622

    This kinda shows how much attention he pays to his girlfriend. That’s why he’s so accurate and I think that’s cute!

    • @Cat_in_Spacetime
      @Cat_in_Spacetime 4 года назад +247

      *Girlfriends*

    • @kyesickhead7008
      @kyesickhead7008 4 года назад +4

      True.

    • @geraltvonriva9873
      @geraltvonriva9873 4 года назад +35

      Stupid. Never give your girl that much attention or she will leave you (except you have a lot of money).

    • @tasi970
      @tasi970 4 года назад +390

      Geralt von Riva what...?

    • @bonzo1975
      @bonzo1975 4 года назад +510

      @@geraltvonriva9873 lol who hurt you

  • @cloverbuddy3569
    @cloverbuddy3569 3 года назад +818

    I'm horrified by how many times I've said almost everything in this video

    • @softserve2948
      @softserve2948 3 года назад +29

      I don’t do makeup or zodiacs but oh my gosh the possessive, anxious and indecisive ones hit the nail on the head

    • @bakeakate4498
      @bakeakate4498 3 года назад +6

      @@softserve2948 Same friends...

    • @bakedpotato710x
      @bakedpotato710x 3 года назад +1

      no fr🤣

    • @knoelle1357
      @knoelle1357 3 года назад +2

      Me too. 😩

    • @makeda6530
      @makeda6530 3 года назад +1

      @@softserve2948 Indeed

  • @heatherstrange7929
    @heatherstrange7929 4 года назад +6512

    Whoever did his makeup is actually hella talented

    • @ilyestanki7618
      @ilyestanki7618 4 года назад +703

      Probably his sister she got RUclips channel all about makeup

    • @mangomilker9227
      @mangomilker9227 4 года назад +121

      Yea I didn’t notice the makeup until I saw his cheekbones and he looked like Michael Jackson lmao

    • @roxypicasso66
      @roxypicasso66 4 года назад +229

      his sister, alexandra anele! she has a channel too and she’s awesommmme

    • @metaverseplayer
      @metaverseplayer 4 года назад +20

      Roxy Picasso I’m here because I only just realized ittt!

    • @guanyinwong1465
      @guanyinwong1465 4 года назад +94

      @@roxypicasso66 wait. That's his sister??? Wtf

  • @0Sarenity0
    @0Sarenity0 4 года назад +15090

    OK but that lip color you're wearing for this is SO your color.

    • @Haru-rs2su
      @Haru-rs2su 4 года назад +295

      Ikr, goddamn I feel threatened.

    • @parkerlovett763
      @parkerlovett763 4 года назад +237

      The makeup looks really great on him. Wish I looked that great! 😂🙌🏽❤️

    • @downo
      @downo 4 года назад +96

      What about those eyes? 😍😍

    • @delphine4071
      @delphine4071 4 года назад +18

      I approuve 100%

    • @lx5tgp
      @lx5tgp 4 года назад +2

      men don't have "their" colors, makeup is for women

  • @CA-bw9vw
    @CA-bw9vw 3 года назад +7758

    Look at this, an actual non irritating version of a guy pretending to be a girl. 😂

    • @julyol119
      @julyol119 3 года назад +265

      He's so good, right? Every video in which he pretends to be a girl is so perfectly convincing.

    • @Scotums
      @Scotums 3 года назад +30

      non irritating?

    • @deemah3602
      @deemah3602 3 года назад +68

      I've never said a single thing from this video and I'm a girl
      it's all annoying stereotypes

    • @julyol119
      @julyol119 3 года назад +116

      @@deemah3602 Me neither, but making a parody about normal things normal women do would be boring af. Oh, you drank your tea while watching Netflix? What entertainment! xD

    • @mms2855
      @mms2855 3 года назад +72

      @@deemah3602 omg sis did he pick u yet?

  • @GIGIFREELIFE
    @GIGIFREELIFE 3 года назад +744

    “There’s a cashew behind the couch. How did you manage that “

    • @carlotta4th
      @carlotta4th 3 года назад +29

      Clearly relationships before kids because after kids it would be "there's 10,000 cashews sprinkled through the entire house."

    • @Dog-ew5gq
      @Dog-ew5gq 3 года назад +4

      You said a quote from the video! That's funny!

    • @NathielIsaac
      @NathielIsaac 3 года назад +1

      @@Dog-ew5gq lol imagine being you

    • @LumaSloth
      @LumaSloth 3 года назад +1

      @@NathielIsaac a dog?

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 Год назад

      @@NathielIsaac
      Why?

  • @LPempty
    @LPempty 4 года назад +5682

    “Let me pee then we can go” I’m sorry but that’s just called being smart

    • @loverrlee
      @loverrlee 4 года назад +165

      ikr it’s always better to go at home than in a public bathroom!

    • @rigzyfps
      @rigzyfps 4 года назад

      LPempty did he say it was dumb 😂

    • @LPempty
      @LPempty 4 года назад

      rigzy where did I say he did?

    • @LPempty
      @LPempty 4 года назад

      dark hero girl what?

    • @darkhero7658
      @darkhero7658 4 года назад +10

      @@LPempty that's not smart that's somthing i think like 90% of people do

  • @Megan-ns2cq
    @Megan-ns2cq 4 года назад +4099

    You forgot “I’m fine... I just think it’s funny how-“

    • @torey4322
      @torey4322 4 года назад +25

      😂 this is accurate af

    • @sillygoose3314
      @sillygoose3314 4 года назад +12

      Miriam Svenson it don’t soften anything thoooo

    • @sillygoose3314
      @sillygoose3314 4 года назад

      Miriam Svenson I feel that fs and thx

    • @kawosdhdos
      @kawosdhdos 4 года назад +1

      @Miriam Svenson Ok then how about you learn to be direct and assertive? Thats not a good trait and youre just confusing someone. Like, dont expect any help or problem solving if you cant even properly express yourself

    • @kiarraburd
      @kiarraburd 4 года назад +9

      @@kawosdhdos Not wanting to be an asshole to your partner and not being assertive are two different things. Trying to have a difficult conversation with your partner while using less accusatory language in attempt to avoid hurting them isn't indicative of a person's general inability to be direct, nor their inability to accurately express their emotions. Your opinion indicates a logical fallacy of hasty generalization. This isn't an attack, I just think your argument is a bit flawed.

  • @kayleighperry6200
    @kayleighperry6200 3 года назад +4918

    I like how this wasn't offensive it was just accurate because you actually pay attention to your girlfriend. And you didn't do an annoying female voice

    • @daritapro
      @daritapro 3 года назад +404

      I also appreciate the makeup and wig, instead of putting a towel on top of his head.

    • @KateCarew
      @KateCarew 3 года назад +51

      @@daritapro that’s a real thing, I just watched these Australian brothers who always do women that way 😂

    • @sagemaster1357
      @sagemaster1357 3 года назад +13

      @@daritapro mostly people on tiktok

    • @octoberwind_
      @octoberwind_ 3 года назад +10

      @@KateCarew are you like... talking about twoset violin? xd

    • @ninaturovskiy5319
      @ninaturovskiy5319 3 года назад +49

      I was just thinking about that! Everyone does this very annoying voice when acting women, but he didn't do it and it still works))

  • @jesszorn5631
    @jesszorn5631 3 года назад +986

    “They all have one thing in common.. they’re TALKING TO EACH OTHER.” ENUDUEUAHXGXH

    • @junkabella6324
      @junkabella6324 3 года назад +4

      I think i know why my ex is an ex xD

  • @Animeluvester
    @Animeluvester 4 года назад +2111

    I felt that "I'm fine" stare. Whatever I did, I'm sorry babe.

    • @reclusivespider2700
      @reclusivespider2700 4 года назад

      Yes dog names

    • @darksibb
      @darksibb 4 года назад +8

      seriously I got goosebumps

    • @katyatheoaf
      @katyatheoaf 4 года назад +47

      I've completely (and successfully) removed the word "fine" from my vocabulary for the last six years because of how much upset it causes people. They genuinely think you're lying when you say you're fine? Like no... I'm fine. Im not bad or good, just fine. What should I say, Switzerland? I'm Switzerland. I really say that now. "How are you today?" "I'm Switzerland" how is that acceptable to everyone i've said it to, but "fine" is somehow not acceptable?
      Thanks for coming to my TedTalk.

    • @cloverrites1945
      @cloverrites1945 4 года назад +4

      It was so intense..... o.o;

    • @danielsmerdel8214
      @danielsmerdel8214 4 года назад +11

      I legit looked away from the screen after a few seconds and waited for the next bit to start

  • @l.salevi
    @l.salevi 4 года назад +3062

    Idky but I love how you’re not faking a high pitched voice

  • @elinmair1228
    @elinmair1228 4 года назад +5188

    the whole "i need to pee. i thought i should let you know thing." speaks to me on a whole other level

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  4 года назад +349

      haha 😄

    • @thefandomfish3071
      @thefandomfish3071 4 года назад +210

      Graenolf your reply screams introvert lmao

    • @BiscuitSumer
      @BiscuitSumer 4 года назад +23

      But why tho? I mean I'm a girl and I have a bf but like why would you tell him that lol

    • @Tygafttf
      @Tygafttf 4 года назад +58

      @@BiscuitSumer u dont understand

    • @antipancakes4747
      @antipancakes4747 4 года назад +95

      @@BiscuitSumer so people know where we're going..? I wont just randomly walk out

  • @once.upon.a.time.
    @once.upon.a.time. 3 года назад +481

    I have this saved in my "Very important" playlist for whenever I'm having a bad day 😆
    The "bay-beeeee" always SENDS me lmao

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  3 года назад +158

      This is adorable haha so nice to read : )

    • @Ushio-is7mm
      @Ushio-is7mm 3 года назад +10

      Saaaaame!!!! I swear I watch this video whenever I am sad. And his expressions make me laugh everytime!♥️😂

  • @ushiorea5252
    @ushiorea5252 4 года назад +5727

    Omg I know why this is actually funny and not irritating, he’s not doing one of those irritating “female” voices

    • @recordedbeast4466
      @recordedbeast4466 4 года назад +29

      Zero comments on this comment? Time to ruin it!

    • @danishtoast23
      @danishtoast23 4 года назад +9

      @@recordedbeast4466 i want to add to this
      Hello

    • @papapapa2856
      @papapapa2856 4 года назад +8

      I got a gun

    • @ellaforlin8160
      @ellaforlin8160 4 года назад +150

      You’re right! I was trying to figure out why this was funny when I normally find stuff like this annoying

    • @GeneratedPerson
      @GeneratedPerson 4 года назад +2

      Papa Benja I’ve got a mace

  • @yelloteef9408
    @yelloteef9408 3 года назад +2157

    The “huh..” after the “my ex just texted me,” a subtle, but perfectly accurate detail lmao

  • @AN-cr9cy
    @AN-cr9cy 4 года назад +3817

    In case y’all were wondering why his makeup is so good, his sister is makeup artist, Alexandra Anele 💅🏻

    • @AN-cr9cy
      @AN-cr9cy 4 года назад +22

      Zachariah Carrera I think Anele is actually her middle name so no lol

    • @CA-bw9vw
      @CA-bw9vw 4 года назад +9

      Whuttttttt 😲

    • @materialgirl4896
      @materialgirl4896 4 года назад +7

      @Zachariah Carrera his name is Guyon

    • @rebeccar628
      @rebeccar628 3 года назад +28

      Aaaah, so my search for light olive foundations brought me here.

    • @nunanusta
      @nunanusta 3 года назад +8

      Damn, i love her!!

  • @lineavictoria2631
    @lineavictoria2631 3 года назад +368

    So, i just discovered that men with makeup is extremely attractive. Ya’ll are gorgeous 😩

    • @epicaunleashed8764
      @epicaunleashed8764 3 года назад +2

      You miiiiiight just be into girls. Look up young Keira Knightley and see if you're attracted to her or not

    • @lineavictoria2631
      @lineavictoria2631 3 года назад +12

      @@epicaunleashed8764 naah shes super pretty, but im not attracted to her 😅

    • @epicaunleashed8764
      @epicaunleashed8764 3 года назад +1

      @@lineavictoria2631 I'm skeptical of that but, no problem.

    • @lineavictoria2631
      @lineavictoria2631 3 года назад +22

      @@epicaunleashed8764 women with masculine facial features, tattoos and short hair kinda get me going tho 😌 but dont tell my mom🤫

    • @epicaunleashed8764
      @epicaunleashed8764 3 года назад +2

      @@lineavictoria2631 oh, don't worry about that. You're just into men, and women that look like men. I just didn't think you were straight because of your makeup remark.

  • @animon613
    @animon613 3 года назад +5486

    As a woman, I do say I have to pee a lot. All the time. To anyone.

    • @gabriellawhitton3907
      @gabriellawhitton3907 3 года назад +134

      i didnt even relaize (i cant spell im sorry lol) how much i did till i watched this

    • @abirami9481
      @abirami9481 3 года назад +6

      Yesss

    • @nav4860
      @nav4860 3 года назад +10

      Same lmao

    • @sel_ine
      @sel_ine 3 года назад +39

      I have to pee...

    • @gulcem1538
      @gulcem1538 3 года назад +14

      I do too 😂

  • @schokoladenbrownies
    @schokoladenbrownies 4 года назад +2506

    My bisexual Graenolf fantasy has finally been fulfilled, he so fine

    • @edithfinch7674
      @edithfinch7674 4 года назад +53

      Cotton Eyed JoeMAMA I’d have him do me either way

    • @LadyofRohan87
      @LadyofRohan87 4 года назад +41

      I just came here to type the same! Damn it's a good day to be bi

    • @taigonphillips2277
      @taigonphillips2277 4 года назад +12

      k but like........ wtf

    • @xaph5575
      @xaph5575 4 года назад +37

      I mean I’m straight but now I’m not so sure...

    • @chasestevens8942
      @chasestevens8942 4 года назад

      lena rosetti tell you see that big ass atoms apple and you realize he’s a guy

  • @papafrank9659
    @papafrank9659 4 года назад +2029

    How does he look femenin and masculin at the same time

  • @Kade_Kapes
    @Kade_Kapes 3 года назад +198

    Gotcha, my girlfriend doesn’t say any of these things. She mostly just says “Why are you imagining me in this fictional world when you could go out into reality and actually interact with real people and be happier as a result.”

    • @fullmetalquinnp7047
      @fullmetalquinnp7047 3 года назад +16

      That’s so weird mine says the same thing. Hmmm

    • @Arcaryon
      @Arcaryon 3 года назад +5

      "Yours can talk? Damn. I need to up my game."
      Would be so perfect right now. Someone pls make it happen.

  • @Scarlettlnz
    @Scarlettlnz 4 года назад +2729

    I don’t even have a boyfriend yet but I can already hear myself saying all these things

  • @isaiaharmour6145
    @isaiaharmour6145 4 года назад +2213

    Graenolf 2016: This is a great Skyrim secret
    Graenolf 2019: Pee doesn’t come from the vagina, it’s an entirely different hole.

  • @LadyovVein
    @LadyovVein 4 года назад +1192

    “Here’s your shirt, I washed it, it’s clean” ACTUALLY ME LMAO

  • @peytongomer2305
    @peytongomer2305 3 года назад +114

    “Im late, I was supposed to get it three days ago, we need to WORRY”
    When I tell you I cackleddd💀💀

  • @courtneyronk472
    @courtneyronk472 3 года назад +3215

    The “entirely different hole” made me cackle like a witch

    • @ahhh4117
      @ahhh4117 3 года назад +64

      My ex developed a kidney infection bc her new bf didn't know this fact and I still think about it even tho it happened years ago

    • @AliceSiuASK
      @AliceSiuASK 3 года назад +43

      @@ahhh4117 how did that even happen lol I’m curious

    • @JustyMe
      @JustyMe 3 года назад +11

      @@ahhh4117 yeaah explain

    • @ahhh4117
      @ahhh4117 3 года назад +73

      @@JustyMe ok so when she and i dated we didn't do anything
      Fast forward a couple of years, we long since broke up and no longer speak
      She and her mans went to a very religious school and didn't know anything
      Homecoming happens and according to some mutual friends
      That was the night she and her new bf decided to go for it
      So when the time came
      Bro didn't know how to navigate
      So when he went for it, he went for the urethra
      And since he didn't have protection, I'll let y'all make an educates guess
      She is shortly hospitalized for a very severe UTI
      It progressively gets worse for the next few days
      It eventually becomes a very severe kidney infection
      She's fine now and it was crazy while it was happening but like I said I still think about it all the time

    • @JustyMe
      @JustyMe 3 года назад +128

      @@ahhh4117 oh no... how do you even go for the urethra, it's so small. What a traumatizing first time 😬

  • @liliumtigrinum6537
    @liliumtigrinum6537 4 года назад +2211

    "I don't think I've eaten anything today" called me tf out

    • @desmarie6972
      @desmarie6972 4 года назад +7

      Lilium Tigrinum I felt so attacked 😅 I always wait for my bf to cook for me lol

    • @BasePuma4007
      @BasePuma4007 4 года назад +3

      That one is so common.

    • @namjoonsoldmyjamsfor3dolla404
      @namjoonsoldmyjamsfor3dolla404 4 года назад +4

      Lilium Tigrinum girl if you don’t eat I’ll make a whole 5 course meal for you

    • @liliumtigrinum6537
      @liliumtigrinum6537 4 года назад

      @@namjoonsoldmyjamsfor3dolla404 🥺😔 thank u

    • @emikotagahushi941
      @emikotagahushi941 4 года назад +3

      “I don’t know I just haven been hungry... My stomach hurts.” This one got me even worse haha!

  • @halodude7239
    @halodude7239 4 года назад +2143

    This makes me miss my girlfriend. I'm gonna call her.

  • @kevinmccallister6991
    @kevinmccallister6991 3 года назад +115

    The “I have to pee” is very accurate not just for girlfriends but for most girls

  • @kirstenhartlaub
    @kirstenhartlaub 4 года назад +672

    "Let me pee and then we can go"... I suddenly realized just how often I say this.

    • @MistressKatari
      @MistressKatari 4 года назад +17

      It's almost like... it's part of being alive... not just a girl thing..hmmm......

    • @vamp_bat_chomp
      @vamp_bat_chomp 4 года назад +29

      @@MistressKatari girls on average do have a smaller bladder capacity that's probably what the jokes meant to be about.

    • @reclusivespider2700
      @reclusivespider2700 4 года назад +7

      MistressKatari you thought it was sexist?

    • @nancyhaley763
      @nancyhaley763 4 года назад +24

      Well because you never know in public how long the line to a women’s bathroom will be, if there will be TP, if it will be disgusting, better to go at home and hold it out and about if you have to!

    • @bsgenius22
      @bsgenius22 4 года назад +1

      Honestly it is a girl thing

  • @GillianHinton
    @GillianHinton 4 года назад +2344

    this is actually endearing and I like that you’re never putting her down... you took the time to analyze and act out how girls operate in an accurate but kind way. Hella dude

  • @rosed3023
    @rosed3023 4 года назад +2566

    I think 80% of those are things I’ve actually said to my boyfriend. Are these universal?

  • @zack5454
    @zack5454 3 года назад +66

    The “i haven’t been hungry... my stomach hurts!” was real af

  • @dylanbrentrabie5679
    @dylanbrentrabie5679 3 года назад +2859

    The description of where the chapstick is in the handbag, was incredibly accurate

    • @linneachase1527
      @linneachase1527 3 года назад +13

      Yeah... I may be known to do that

    • @vaaleenn
      @vaaleenn 3 года назад +7

      I'm the like number 1K

    • @crypticshadows
      @crypticshadows 3 года назад +2

      My mom does that lol

    • @CapucineNighly
      @CapucineNighly 2 года назад

      Guilty... Girl cant have chap lips yo, at least not me.

  • @LittleShmuplet
    @LittleShmuplet 4 года назад +1400

    I have a new sleep paralysis demon, it's no longer Graenolf as John Wick it is now him as a girl

    • @griffincappin8567
      @griffincappin8567 4 года назад +2

      My deamon is still the deamon Graenolf. That had me crying

    • @KaizoeAzurum
      @KaizoeAzurum 4 года назад +2

      Spank material for me.

    • @NepsaGniworg
      @NepsaGniworg 4 года назад +12

      Mine is Bee Graenolf ™️

    • @davidsavage8930
      @davidsavage8930 4 года назад +11

      He doesn't look that bad as a girl tho.

    • @tylerfleming1662
      @tylerfleming1662 4 года назад +1

      FUUUUCK NOOOO NOW IT'S GUNA HAPPEN TO ME

  • @ivamaneva
    @ivamaneva 4 года назад +2844

    Okay but why does he looks prettier like a girl than me, an actual girl,

  • @helainarogers1457
    @helainarogers1457 3 года назад +322

    As a gf, can confirm
    Also, why is his lipstick such a perfect color

  • @OuterRimPride
    @OuterRimPride 4 года назад +1842

    He has found the girlfriend dialogue file. Delete it for us.

    • @tamarakiss5943
      @tamarakiss5943 4 года назад +7

      Damn that’s it! That’s what all men want! A mute 😃

    • @noelleirina5628
      @noelleirina5628 4 года назад +29

      I'm sure that if you tell this joke to girls on your first date, you'll be single forever anyway. Problem solved.

    • @slavenrasic2204
      @slavenrasic2204 4 года назад +7

      @@noelleirina5628 Maybe you are just a oversensitive bit**

    • @strawsberys322
      @strawsberys322 4 года назад +3

      J H ouch

    • @OneEyedCloud01
      @OneEyedCloud01 4 года назад +3

      Tis a choke, my guys

  • @ShinaRealTv
    @ShinaRealTv 4 года назад +1391

    The "I don't think I've eaten today" and
    "I don't feel hungry.." instantly followed by ".. my stomach hurts" made scream.
    Both me and my x said that all the time

  • @vanadiumoxid3902
    @vanadiumoxid3902 4 года назад +6736

    He's... weirdly attractive with makeup on. I have a lot of conflicting bisexual feelings 😂

    • @theatheistcowboy4227
      @theatheistcowboy4227 4 года назад +292

      I am completely straight... or at least I thought I was. He makes a good looking woman. LOL

    • @FlowerKnight2
      @FlowerKnight2 4 года назад +172

      You both have the big gay

    • @theatheistcowboy4227
      @theatheistcowboy4227 4 года назад +41

      @@FlowerKnight2 I really don't think so... but maybe. LOL

    • @kaylathomas7485
      @kaylathomas7485 4 года назад +93

      @@FlowerKnight2 *the big bisexual

    • @aoi-dorodere4594
      @aoi-dorodere4594 4 года назад +63

      Me too, but lesbian feelings-

  • @crashofthemoons
    @crashofthemoons 3 года назад +48

    the describing EXACTLY where the chapstick is in her bag.... OMG 😂😂😂

  • @kiiometric
    @kiiometric 4 года назад +3347

    My gf for real just be like "I have to pee" and stay there

    • @DontHatemusiK
      @DontHatemusiK 4 года назад +41

      *Seinfeld voice*
      WHATS THE DEAL WITH THAT!?

    • @GhGh-ci8ld
      @GhGh-ci8ld 4 года назад +39

      Kiio okay im just glad im not the only one

    • @ellenjoy
      @ellenjoy 4 года назад +108

      its too much effort to pee! i got things to do

    • @_monorose4255
      @_monorose4255 4 года назад +70

      Literally just said that to my bf and he said go pee, mind you it’s been like 15 mins and I haven’t moved yet 😭

    • @sunflower7874
      @sunflower7874 4 года назад +6

      same tbh omg I do that all the time

  • @dilarabektas5151
    @dilarabektas5151 4 года назад +917

    I relate to that “i don’t think i have eaten anything today”

  • @aliciakoepke560
    @aliciakoepke560 4 года назад +910

    "Would you still love me if I was bald... and didn't have any legs or arms?"

    • @whitewhite2410
      @whitewhite2410 4 года назад +13

      No!🙍🙍

    • @Xolin11
      @Xolin11 4 года назад +3

      Saw this as soon as he said it

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 4 года назад +20

      Babe would you love me if I was Voldemort fetus?

    • @juliaheuss1216
      @juliaheuss1216 4 года назад +2

      I watching and reading comments at the same time and that moment came as I read this

    • @cometbot7741
      @cometbot7741 4 года назад +1

      Yes, we all heard him

  • @nausicaa2213
    @nausicaa2213 3 года назад +18

    “Mercury is in retrograde rn... of course we’re fighting” ok that one got me 💀

  • @Tanya-yu6mf
    @Tanya-yu6mf 4 года назад +3262

    Ok now we know he has a gf. His makeup is snatched he couldnt do it himself

    • @Septembersend34
      @Septembersend34 4 года назад +26

      ;-;

    • @Septembersend34
      @Septembersend34 4 года назад +19

      @Devu And yeah honestly don't just assume lol

    • @C.U.N.Tahiti
      @C.U.N.Tahiti 4 года назад +76

      I was thinking it looked too good just for a skit, he even has high-lighter on. Made me wonder..

    • @vivivivi8215
      @vivivivi8215 4 года назад +57

      Great observation. Gem Goddess is his girlfriend. She is as lovely as he is. They make a cute couple ngl. Or maybe they were joking and she indeed is his sister ... idk

    • @frankie8691
      @frankie8691 4 года назад +28

      His sister does it for him.
      ruclips.net/video/xPZOiMRKAVI/видео.html

  • @Liletter
    @Liletter 4 года назад +9623

    I don’t like that you’re pretty as a girl.

    • @namikosai9466
      @namikosai9466 4 года назад +255

      That speaks more about you than it does about Graenolf.

    • @Liletter
      @Liletter 4 года назад +227

      Namiko Sai, goddamnit, you’re right.

    • @YoungAsznee
      @YoungAsznee 4 года назад +143

      @@namikosai9466 damn that was unnecesseraly cold of you lmao

    • @namikosai9466
      @namikosai9466 4 года назад +29

      @@YoungAsznee Aren't you supposed to be reboot in 2020?

    • @someonewhoexists7350
      @someonewhoexists7350 4 года назад

      LOL

  • @friedrichnietzsche6595
    @friedrichnietzsche6595 4 года назад +945

    I just had the “pee hole” conversation with my boyfriend yesterday I’m cracking tf up

    • @friedrichnietzsche6595
      @friedrichnietzsche6595 4 года назад +68

      Ghost Girl I had to explain it was an entirely different hole lmfao

    • @grantsipsey9173
      @grantsipsey9173 4 года назад +24

      Pee hole, vagina hole, it doesn't really matter. NONE of it matters Friedrich.

    • @yallomelli4799
      @yallomelli4799 4 года назад +10

      Friedrich Nietzsche so it’s confirmed, Friedrich Nietzsche was gay. Interesting

    • @CC-fo7oh
      @CC-fo7oh 4 года назад +12

      @@grantsipsey9173 pee hole is not big enough for anything

    • @Saber23
      @Saber23 4 года назад +1

      Friedrich Nietzsche oh shoot Friedrich your still here? Jeez I thought you were dead my guy 😂

  • @regeneratetheland293
    @regeneratetheland293 3 года назад +60

    The ones i can relate to: "i have to pee", "my stomach hurts", "your mom is beautiful", "i'm gonna use the bush".

    • @whyamigae9666
      @whyamigae9666 3 года назад +3

      Me saying these in my daily life only having one propa relationship in 2019.

    • @bonecag3
      @bonecag3 3 года назад

      @@whyamigae9666
      me saying these all the time despite never having been in a relationship

  • @bipo819
    @bipo819 4 года назад +1478

    Graenolf is the only person that could make me forget he’s playing a character
    And isn’t actually a woman

    • @torey4322
      @torey4322 4 года назад +7

      Lmao right

    • @beenpurpled
      @beenpurpled 4 года назад +16

      well if you go and try to watch trey kennedy, he's gonna be the second person

    • @bipo819
      @bipo819 4 года назад +1

      beenpurpled. Oh damn you’re kinda right

    • @katiebeth1636
      @katiebeth1636 4 года назад +7

      @@beenpurpled yes, he doesn't even wear makeup or a wig it's just his actions and the way he talks that make you think "wow he's good"

    • @erinbenfield5515
      @erinbenfield5515 4 года назад +5

      Don’t forget Jordan Peele

  • @Thigh-Consumer
    @Thigh-Consumer 4 года назад +298

    Is this some couple joke that i'm too single to understand?

    • @nasi6011
      @nasi6011 4 года назад

      Love it

    • @aimyl9476
      @aimyl9476 4 года назад

      Don't worry bro I also had some trouble understanding

    • @phyzarel1845
      @phyzarel1845 4 года назад

      Same but I’m also a third wheel so I got it 😂

  • @itachi_uchiha1538
    @itachi_uchiha1538 4 года назад +766

    He actually made himself look like his irl girlfriend. She’s literally been in his videos( or not some people have said she’s his sister)

  • @kubobetterrelax7435
    @kubobetterrelax7435 3 года назад +250

    Girlfriend exists: _Zodiac signs_

  • @ingrid9635
    @ingrid9635 4 года назад +502

    That moment Graenolf is so pretty he could steal your boyfriend

    • @bknighttheemo8756
      @bknighttheemo8756 4 года назад

      Bold of you to assume that I have a boyfriend 🧐😭

    • @DUWANGlai_kangyi
      @DUWANGlai_kangyi 4 года назад

      Confirmed: I am the stolen boyfriend(?

  • @natalie7851
    @natalie7851 4 года назад +1418

    i’m a woman dating a woman and i didn’t realize until i watched this video how much we tell each other we have to pee omg

    • @cassie8844
      @cassie8844 4 года назад +9

      Ew..

    • @whytho8856
      @whytho8856 4 года назад +60

      honestly yeah why are we like that lmao

    • @leafyisqueer7155
      @leafyisqueer7155 4 года назад +61

      Guys I have to pee

    • @whytho8856
      @whytho8856 4 года назад +35

      @@leafyisqueer7155 i bet i have to pee more than you

    • @egloveall4166
      @egloveall4166 4 года назад +26

      Dang it now I have to pee

  • @shorthairkorra
    @shorthairkorra 4 года назад +810

    “would you love me if i was bald.... and i had no legs or arms” THAT SENT MEFIIDDIKD

    • @esbeelavallee2568
      @esbeelavallee2568 3 года назад +5

      I said that once to my bf... hihi! I knew it was dumb saying it

    • @jeppek1ng
      @jeppek1ng 3 года назад +1

      @@esbeelavallee2568 why the fuck would you ask something like that

    • @esbeelavallee2568
      @esbeelavallee2568 3 года назад +20

      @@jeppek1ng I really don’t know why... insecurity ? I was kinda joking too. Knowing how much he finds value on me more than just my appearance? Wanting him to realize that « I love you no matter what » is a pretty sentence but it’s not true.. he asked me the same question and I said : well you are already going bald so don’t worry about it, but I am not sure for the no legs and arms things...XD

    • @jeppek1ng
      @jeppek1ng 3 года назад +1

      @@esbeelavallee2568 yeah would be kinda difficult living like that

    • @bakedmoments6959
      @bakedmoments6959 3 года назад

      Literally said that one yesterday. Fuckkkk 😂😂

  • @ryankuchel
    @ryankuchel 2 года назад +5

    "We need to worry"
    - Every girlfriend, ever

  • @Vish-Maria
    @Vish-Maria 4 года назад +546

    Can we just talk about how pretty he looks? His make up looks great

    • @boblovepotato1138
      @boblovepotato1138 4 года назад +5

      This is the timeline god abandoned. That’s literally what 99% of the comments are about, the other 1% are agreeing with him

  • @-leezha-
    @-leezha- 4 года назад +181

    as "the girlfriend" in this scenario, I can confirm 95% of these tbh

  • @CRAutist
    @CRAutist 4 года назад +1535

    Graenolf is the only comedy skits person with an ACTUAL wig for females.

    • @Septembersend34
      @Septembersend34 4 года назад +9

      ;-; what about Daz Black

    • @skysmindgarden
      @skysmindgarden 4 года назад +69

      Instead of a dish towel

    • @illusionfaderr5394
      @illusionfaderr5394 4 года назад +1

      TRUE

    • @woodengehring
      @woodengehring 4 года назад +2

      I got the pun.

    • @CRAutist
      @CRAutist 4 года назад +13

      Blossom Tv
      That dudes got a full on wardrobe for every situation, the people im refferring to dont.

  • @GaelissFelin
    @GaelissFelin 3 года назад +9

    i seriously love the "it's not abt the toilet seat being down, it's abt you taking seriously the things that matter to me" god is that accurate. that's exactly it

  • @eideanbotha8655
    @eideanbotha8655 4 года назад +333

    Not fair. Graenolf cannot be gorgeous as both a male and female. Also, everything in perfectly and uncomfortably on point. I was laughing through the whole thing

  • @ryleeburnand9776
    @ryleeburnand9776 4 года назад +739

    “I’m fine”........................... “I JUST THINK ITS FUNNY HOW”

  • @DivingHawker
    @DivingHawker 4 года назад +238

    Sorry, I don't have an Amulet of Mara yet.

  • @klaine1780
    @klaine1780 3 года назад +27

    Notice how he doesn't make his voice sound irritating.

  • @theexalt3060
    @theexalt3060 4 года назад +129

    The accuracy of this is both funny and genuinely terrifying

  • @maridiancomer7635
    @maridiancomer7635 4 года назад +280

    I can't tell if he has foundation on or if his skin is just naturally this radiant and superior

    • @namikosai9466
      @namikosai9466 4 года назад +7

      Both

    • @MenchieExtrakt
      @MenchieExtrakt 4 года назад +2

      He’s got full face of makeup. Eyeshadow, lipstick, foundation, contour

    • @MenchieExtrakt
      @MenchieExtrakt 4 года назад +4

      When guys say they like girls with no makeup, it’s because they don’t know they have already put on makeup

    • @tomastorres1816
      @tomastorres1816 4 года назад +1

      @@MenchieExtrakt false

  • @noxious9284
    @noxious9284 4 года назад +955

    I love how hes attractive as a girl with an awful wig and still obviously not a girl XD

    • @boopieboop3832
      @boopieboop3832 4 года назад +16

      He’s doesn’t look like an attractive girl though. He looks like a handsome guy wearing makeup. That’s much different than an attractive girl lol. That would be one masculine looking lady.

    • @kyesickhead7008
      @kyesickhead7008 4 года назад +11

      May the nine forgive me for what i'm about to do...

    • @Erin-ho8qu
      @Erin-ho8qu 4 года назад +2

      It's so confusing

    • @starkid2849
      @starkid2849 4 года назад +5

      He could transition and pass immediately tbh

    • @oscarredfearn3492
      @oscarredfearn3492 4 года назад

      I got something to tell you buddy...

  • @jadeloveslatte
    @jadeloveslatte 3 года назад +24

    lmao when he said "you bastard" after reading sumth abt his zodiac sign i laughed so hard 😭

  • @ashd9546
    @ashd9546 4 года назад +3279

    I feel attacked and I’m not even anybodies girlfriend
    Thanks for all the likes 🥺

    • @-SaintUK-
      @-SaintUK- 4 года назад +28

      I'll take one for the team...and be that creepy guy...OK *cough* I'm so nervous OK OK OK..."I'll be your bf" OK I did it hehehe

    • @lunarodas1233
      @lunarodas1233 4 года назад

      SAME OMG

    • @tanyah-b9809
      @tanyah-b9809 4 года назад +24

      @@-SaintUK- r/madlad

    • @thepearlswirl
      @thepearlswirl 4 года назад

      😂😂 SAME

    • @justarandomperson.4205
      @justarandomperson.4205 4 года назад +4

      @@-SaintUK- could have not, should have not

  • @elimidd6626
    @elimidd6626 4 года назад +365

    "I have to pee" single most accurate thing in this video

  • @citlalivillegas9298
    @citlalivillegas9298 4 года назад +844

    “Feel my leg” is the most gf phrase ever lol

    • @Zero_Loras
      @Zero_Loras 4 года назад

      citlali villegas OKAY I DON'T THINK I'M A GIRL ANYMORE

    • @citlalivillegas9298
      @citlalivillegas9298 4 года назад +3

      Mission Accomplished damn sorry you had to find out this way .

    • @Zero_Loras
      @Zero_Loras 4 года назад

      citlali villegas Yeah actually most of my life never felt like a girl lol

    • @fairydoll.2052
      @fairydoll.2052 4 года назад +3

      @@FancyToasters same like i really have to know

    • @haydenphoenix1024
      @haydenphoenix1024 4 года назад +1

      My best friend will literally do that. She'll walk up to me and be like "feel my leg! I'm soft."

  • @TimeWizard727
    @TimeWizard727 2 года назад +5

    This just made me feel normal and happy. Thank you.

  • @facent523
    @facent523 4 года назад +617

    I don't know which one is being tampered with...
    My heterosexuality or my homosexuality?

    • @rainm9894
      @rainm9894 4 года назад +82

      just be bisexual, eat hot chip, and lie

    • @thefandomfish3071
      @thefandomfish3071 4 года назад +14

      Flute Loops the best life to live

    • @user77797
      @user77797 4 года назад +6

      Flute Loops i’ve already done all three of those just today

    • @AngieBeer1
      @AngieBeer1 4 года назад +6

      I think that's called "bisexuality", sir

    • @Eyeball44
      @Eyeball44 4 года назад

      SAME

  • @gorkem9843
    @gorkem9843 4 года назад +534

    Let's be honest. He looks good under that wig and all of those make-up

    • @antoniamiddleton911
      @antoniamiddleton911 4 года назад +40

      Let's be honest. He looks good in anything

    • @toodopetooscope2801
      @toodopetooscope2801 4 года назад +7

      Ossifragus he look good enough to get fuck ... no homo

    • @hydra9627
      @hydra9627 4 года назад

      Ossifragus reminds me of Pyro on the recent Cold Ones podcast

  • @Kokola-qh9wp
    @Kokola-qh9wp 4 года назад +1140

    OK but whyyyyyyyy is he a prettier woman than I'll ever be? 😢😭

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 4 года назад +24

      Because it's all about how you perceive yourself.

    • @TheSassi14
      @TheSassi14 4 года назад +35

      @@Speed001 No, he's just hot

    • @amikkelll
      @amikkelll 4 года назад +9

      @@TheSassi14 It doesn't look like he has a fever

    • @architect7709
      @architect7709 4 года назад +1

      Ikr😂😉😂😂

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 4 года назад +2

      @@TheSassi14 True that. But self perception is a part.

  • @iamdannyel3285
    @iamdannyel3285 3 года назад +18

    Bruh, I'm not even a girl but I can tell his makeup is popping😂

  • @Milkandsaltanas
    @Milkandsaltanas 4 года назад +631

    “It’s an entirely different hole”

  • @chichan4461
    @chichan4461 4 года назад +349

    "Im fine"
    *staring intensifies*

  • @audreybertelson1972
    @audreybertelson1972 4 года назад +1386

    That "I'm fine" and then that look made me so uncomfortable I just started laughing and couldn't stop

  • @xxBloodyMoonxx1
    @xxBloodyMoonxx1 3 года назад +9

    "you need to get back in here and finish cuddling me" cracked me up! But for real, I've been saying that to him for 7 years now but once he's left the bed or couch all I get is a Handshake 😂

  • @amychan8754
    @amychan8754 4 года назад +1238

    “ I just got wet, babe feel this “😭😭😭

    • @thajazzzprovidaaa26
      @thajazzzprovidaaa26 4 года назад +26

      amy chan I felt that one lol

    • @helloworld7818
      @helloworld7818 4 года назад +23

      That was disgusting blol

    • @raahimas2776
      @raahimas2776 4 года назад +71

      i seriously wasn’t expecting to be called out like that

    • @pollypipilotti6399
      @pollypipilotti6399 4 года назад +32

      Omg other ppl say this ? XD I feel attacked rn

    • @Stale_Cupcakes
      @Stale_Cupcakes 4 года назад +45

      I didn’t understand this one, I’ve never said that 🤔

  • @superpulaski9767
    @superpulaski9767 4 года назад +164

    Lookin Like a world war era Eastern European bar maid

  • @Auris57
    @Auris57 4 года назад +719

    Things my girlfriend says:
    _"Your virtual waifu subscription has ended. To continue getting attention and care from your beloved anime character, please purchase the subscription again."_

  • @upulieh
    @upulieh 3 года назад +13

    I'm in love with his expressive eyes.