Things Skyrim players say

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  • @warlord3327
    @warlord3327 5 лет назад +5718

    Graenolf - "I'm more of a honningbrew man..."
    *Maven Black-Briar wants to know your location*

  • @spriggansiedeutsch6817
    @spriggansiedeutsch6817 5 лет назад +7773

    “Fish, snake, bird. Fish, snake, bird.”
    Truth, man.

    • @thenoobscorner4339
      @thenoobscorner4339 5 лет назад +25

      Spriggan sie deutsch snake bird fish?f---!

    • @wellingtonsmith4998
      @wellingtonsmith4998 5 лет назад +77

      bird, moth, fish?
      OW, DAMMITTT!!

    • @sinister7290
      @sinister7290 5 лет назад +31

      @@wellingtonsmith4998 i call it eagle, whale, angel

    • @ra6765
      @ra6765 5 лет назад +50

      Bear moth owl. Cant get that one outta my mind lol

    • @a.jandm.m1552
      @a.jandm.m1552 5 лет назад +29

      Wasn't it snake, snake, fish? 🤔

  • @junojuno3745
    @junojuno3745 5 лет назад +4624

    "What do you mean I can't marry Serana"
    hits like a truck everytime

    • @mq5731
      @mq5731 5 лет назад +314

      Modders: Allow us to introduce ourselves...

    • @lucki880
      @lucki880 5 лет назад +58

      I mad I cant marry lizards or cats

    • @Jojozilla426
      @Jojozilla426 4 года назад +29

      @@lucki880 you can

    • @theblackcatvieweraccount5402
      @theblackcatvieweraccount5402 4 года назад +17

      @@lucki880 with mods...

    • @stevefilms1997
      @stevefilms1997 4 года назад +18

      TheBlackCat viewerAccount you can marry some without mods

  • @saschalevi6486
    @saschalevi6486 4 года назад +2613

    "I've helped so many Daedra and other miscellaneous gods, the custody battle for my soul when I die is gonna be epic."

    • @Surprice-yx5bf
      @Surprice-yx5bf 4 года назад +29

      same lol

    • @ASavageEye
      @ASavageEye 4 года назад +124

      yeah who needs Alduin to end the world. We can just get the gods to do it in an all out war to claim the ultimate prize.....ME!

    • @stoneweddings7103
      @stoneweddings7103 4 года назад +35

      i wonder if they all get piece of your soul or what happens lol

    • @ittiumimmortal9184
      @ittiumimmortal9184 4 года назад +42

      @@ASavageEye but that will never happen cuz im a vampire and how are they going to KILL ME THE ULTIMATE DRAGON BORN BLESSED BY ALL DAEDRA

    • @lionelpolo221
      @lionelpolo221 4 года назад +13

      Akatosh

  • @bishop4390
    @bishop4390 5 лет назад +3943

    “I can never return to solitude”
    *killed 3 chickens and accidentally picked up a random ass bucket*

    • @kyle18934
      @kyle18934 5 лет назад +186

      And your follower managed to kill six guards before leading

    • @DanTKD87
      @DanTKD87 5 лет назад +89

      I assassinated the Emperor, killed his decoy, and his cousin (not sure if shes his cousin...doesn't matter shes with Sithis). Now that I think about it, Ive been an absolute monster this playthrough.

    • @abramdutton7130
      @abramdutton7130 5 лет назад +31

      Literally just went through the dark brotherhood quest line, I have the ebony blade and when I left solitude there were like fifty guards and I slaughtered them all and took like no damage because I was regenerating it, I have the most insane bounty unless the quest line removes it for the main quest

    • @ASSFUCKER6969
      @ASSFUCKER6969 5 лет назад +2

      Hahahahahahaha

    • @Momtopreemie
      @Momtopreemie 5 лет назад +1

      Truth

  • @caad3773
    @caad3773 5 лет назад +4002

    “Wait...I know you!”
    *dragonborn running away*

    • @blazerheata6479
      @blazerheata6479 5 лет назад +115

      *get's locked in conversation*
      "Wait... I know you!"
      *tab*

    • @faridkhan6037
      @faridkhan6037 5 лет назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bitty29
      @bitty29 5 лет назад +19

      I would say I've kill alduin and killed about all the legendary dragons and I'm apart of the dark brotherhood and apart of the thieves guild and my follower will be my meat shield while I shoot arrows at you

    • @yowza234
      @yowza234 4 года назад +1

      amulet of dibella 😏

    • @flute136
      @flute136 4 года назад +3

      "Hmm your right, i guess i dont"

  • @ironwolf3319
    @ironwolf3319 5 лет назад +2093

    "You picked a bad time to get lost, friend!"
    "Y'all saw me kill that dragon, right? Ah whatever..."

  • @Ali_just_ali
    @Ali_just_ali 5 лет назад +3000

    "Why did the dragonborn go to High Hrothgar?"
    "He didn't. He was killed by the frost troll so he did some sidequests and got distracted"

    • @Dragonborn-md5ci
      @Dragonborn-md5ci 4 года назад +48

      Bro I just threw fire balls at him

    • @therealfirelord3359
      @therealfirelord3359 4 года назад +43

      @@Dragonborn-md5ci If your level is too low that takes foreeeeever haha

    • @vybtom1
      @vybtom1 4 года назад +15

      @Gavin Decker That's what I did in my first playthrough. On my current playthrough I defeated him with Lydia.
      Edit: On my fourth playthrough (doing it now) I defeated him by myself😎 I shot him a couple of times with a bow until he got close and them picked him apart with a sword. It helps to always try to get behind him and strike him in the back so you don't give him a chance to strike you.

    • @Katxo1831
      @Katxo1831 4 года назад +20

      Sick Lydia on him and run

    • @InvoRL
      @InvoRL 4 года назад +9

      I just let lydia get her butt eaten while i shot firebolts from behind, eventually he died
      one other time i just stood on a rock and he couldnt hit me lmao
      and the last thing which i found which worked was to just kinda walk in a certain pattern when he tries to hit you and you can dodge his attacks, or just spam healing potions when u get hit

  • @IsabellaKayful
    @IsabellaKayful 5 лет назад +8693

    there was no point to the bards college facts only

    • @keaganowen5940
      @keaganowen5940 5 лет назад +23

      @@neph6098 the bards college not college of winterhold.

    • @IsabellaKayful
      @IsabellaKayful 5 лет назад +347

      Neph that’s a different college, all you get at he bards college is that dumb flute quest lmao

    • @ericsonofjohn9384
      @ericsonofjohn9384 5 лет назад +89

      Your profile pic must be fake, girls that fit don't play skyrim.

    • @ichigokage
      @ichigokage 5 лет назад +59

      Neph Mage quest was better. Bard’s college was just a buggy mess with no point.

    • @IsabellaKayful
      @IsabellaKayful 5 лет назад +276

      Eric Jeffrey uh I’ll take that as a compliment I guess? But false, I know a lot of hot girls that play Skyrim

  • @sirencloud8037
    @sirencloud8037 5 лет назад +2610

    "Who the hell is sending these letters?!?"
    I have asked that many a time

  • @kazitox
    @kazitox 5 лет назад +420

    "who am I kidding I'm gonna play as a thief"
    me with literally every game

  • @SewerRattt
    @SewerRattt 5 лет назад +2729

    Him: Fish, snake, bird...
    Me: I’ve always called the fish “whale...”

    • @koscogonowa199
      @koscogonowa199 5 лет назад +153

      I called it dolphin lol

    • @chenelletaffe104
      @chenelletaffe104 4 года назад +40

      I call it dolphin

    • @kohaiame2691
      @kohaiame2691 4 года назад +108

      I call it a whale as well.

    • @unbeatable617
      @unbeatable617 4 года назад +56

      Confirmed by the book fjotli and something (hrorei?) it is a whale, I kinda just went between dolphin and whale depending on what I felt at the time

    • @whynot-tomorrow_1945
      @whynot-tomorrow_1945 4 года назад +12

      Bullcrap. That thing is a salamander.

  • @zekiimary6935
    @zekiimary6935 5 лет назад +2107

    Also:
    Guards: "Hey, I know you.."
    Me: "..." *runs*
    Guards: "Oh well."

    • @skullcandy5409
      @skullcandy5409 5 лет назад +13

      Ikr! Except now I just go to jail so I don't always run into guards saying "wait I know you" cause sometimes they give me information ya know?

    • @Remethew
      @Remethew 5 лет назад +22

      "I don't have time for this, do you?"
      Guard: "... Hmmm. Yeah your Bounty is pretty low anyway...."

    • @rossolini3588
      @rossolini3588 5 лет назад +5

      Run away, Secret joestar technique

    • @fritz411
      @fritz411 5 лет назад

      More like:
      “Ah shii- here we go again”

    • @shatteredskulls
      @shatteredskulls 5 лет назад +3

      I just kill the guards XD

  • @AstroByteYuOrMom
    @AstroByteYuOrMom 5 лет назад +2247

    DRAGONBORN: Kills chicken
    Skryim: 1000 bounty added

    • @brittanydunaj9109
      @brittanydunaj9109 5 лет назад +27

      lmao yes. It's frustrating that happens. I had accidentally killed one an the whole town was after me.

    • @permanentlyexhaustedpigeon7158
      @permanentlyexhaustedpigeon7158 5 лет назад +15

      Makes me think of legend of Zelda....except the chickens kill you then.....eh.

    • @chungerbong296
      @chungerbong296 5 лет назад +6

      THEY'RE SPIES WORKING FOR A STINKY MAN WHO KIDNAPPED INIGO (amazing mod btw)

    • @gabbya.6018
      @gabbya.6018 5 лет назад +2

      DEADASS 🤧

    • @AstroByteYuOrMom
      @AstroByteYuOrMom 5 лет назад +4

      @@corvus5801 yep i had that happen once only problem was that i had no healing potions

  • @juneali6
    @juneali6 5 лет назад +3126

    lmao. "You wouldn't mind overlooking this one, would you? I'm a thane." That killed me.

    • @pikloo4631
      @pikloo4631 5 лет назад +63

      That phrase has saved me a lot of gold and jail time

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 5 лет назад +39

      That phrase is always saved for one man. we know who it is that always gets killed.

    • @juneali6
      @juneali6 5 лет назад +17

      @@hardwirecars nazeem

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 года назад +18

      juneali6
      Thane: Look I _know_ murder is highly illegal but cmon... I’m a thane.
      Guards: Ahh okay. Nobody liked him anyway.

    • @bigweiner4217
      @bigweiner4217 4 года назад

      Why can I only do this once!

  • @HunhowsShadowStalker
    @HunhowsShadowStalker 4 года назад +975

    "Rumor has it Maven Blackbriar has ties to the Dark Brotherhood."
    "I *_am_* the Dark Brotherhood!"

    • @gabrielguerrero7296
      @gabrielguerrero7296 4 года назад +17

      Not. yet.

    • @HunhowsShadowStalker
      @HunhowsShadowStalker 4 года назад +46

      @@gabrielguerrero7296 **Unsheaths Blade of Woe**
      It's treason, then.

    • @ReaverOfAlbion
      @ReaverOfAlbion 4 года назад +11

      I can't express how much I love Star Wars

    • @erenyeager3829
      @erenyeager3829 4 года назад +2

      @@HunhowsShadowStalker *SCREAM*

    • @alexeysaranchev6118
      @alexeysaranchev6118 3 года назад +2

      Well, technically, a brotherHOOD implies several members, so you can call yourself a Dark Brother. A 'Brotha', if you will.

  • @Riastrad-hq6ds
    @Riastrad-hq6ds 5 лет назад +725

    “Wow, I completely misjudged that jump” -Every Skyrim player

    • @alexhawley9465
      @alexhawley9465 5 лет назад +2

      Yes

    • @rayw.6677
      @rayw.6677 5 лет назад +1

      Riastrad5409 *longer than expected fall* HOOF!!

    • @Senya19
      @Senya19 5 лет назад

      na got a "no fall dmg" mod because my character seemed to die from jumping

    • @emilnad5078
      @emilnad5078 5 лет назад +4

      @@Senya19 smh u gotta learn to mountain climb, just hug the wall

    • @Senya19
      @Senya19 5 лет назад

      @@emilnad5078 got no time for dat, have to find followers and marry and adopt some kids and get cute armor and and [...] and! :D

  • @julietrau488
    @julietrau488 5 лет назад +5094

    Me: “okay this time I won’t play as a thief, maybe a mage or something”
    Goes to Riften
    Brynjolf: “never done an honest days work in your life aye lass”
    Me: ah shit here we go again

    • @deburrito6882
      @deburrito6882 5 лет назад +83

      Ugh too true

    • @doesitreallymatter3239
      @doesitreallymatter3239 5 лет назад +230

      Its the accent gets me every time

    • @Anonimo-dd8hf
      @Anonimo-dd8hf 5 лет назад +66

      I wish there was a way too play without having the thieves guilt quest poping up

    • @TuberoseKisser
      @TuberoseKisser 5 лет назад +11

      Same with the DB.

    • @Anonimo-dd8hf
      @Anonimo-dd8hf 5 лет назад +41

      @@TuberoseKisser no for the dark brotherhood u can just kill Astrid when she kidnaps you

  • @Lunaryse
    @Lunaryse 5 лет назад +1556

    "You wouldn't mind overlooking this one would you...?
    *I'm a Thane."*

    • @Senya19
      @Senya19 5 лет назад +19

      Doesn't work at the police tho...

    • @Lunaryse
      @Lunaryse 5 лет назад +14

      @@Senya19, I tried. I was disappointed in the results, sadly. ://

    • @Senya19
      @Senya19 5 лет назад +5

      @@Lunaryse ahaha just imagining their faces x)

    • @courier6640
      @courier6640 5 лет назад +12

      I'm a Thane, so forget these 137 people I just shouted to Mars.

    • @machinegunkeyboard5988
      @machinegunkeyboard5988 5 лет назад +2

      worked when i killed heimskr

  • @pickles3471
    @pickles3471 4 года назад +553

    Me: accidently steals bucket instead of talking to the npc
    Every gaurd in whitrun: _So youve chosen death_

    • @michaelmorton5698
      @michaelmorton5698 3 года назад +4

      Did that yesterday; tried to talk to Ysolda and grabbed the tankard in front of her by mistake.

    • @evthespineconfiscator8652
      @evthespineconfiscator8652 3 года назад +3

      Your profile pic is my face when that happens

    • @Chicken-Rice
      @Chicken-Rice 2 года назад

      If you calm spell a guard you can just tell they you're the thane and they forget the fact you are wanted in every city of skyrim

    • @glitchherobrine3773
      @glitchherobrine3773 2 года назад

      @@Chicken-Rice bruh I laughed so loud I woke up my dog

    • @totallyrandomuser5760
      @totallyrandomuser5760 2 месяца назад

      Idk what's more annoying - accidentally stealing when trying to interact with NPCs or going inside a building to progress/complete a quest by talking to a NPC and being told to leave by others

  • @seandavis8831
    @seandavis8831 5 лет назад +2897

    "what do you mean I can't marry serana"
    FACTS MAN

    • @Thecandyquinn
      @Thecandyquinn 5 лет назад +62

      Sean Davis FUCKING LITERALLY!!!!! 😂😂😂 I remember just looking at her up and down after one of her sly comments and I was like “I LOVE YOU!” I was gonna kill my husband and everything

    • @DannyMantonoli
      @DannyMantonoli 5 лет назад +97

      Lol, I got a mod to marry Serana. She actually has voice lines in the code to get married so somebody just put it in the game.

    • @agss7499
      @agss7499 5 лет назад +12

      Well I married Aela the huntress instead. She's cooler and stronger.

    • @Shadowrider1032
      @Shadowrider1032 5 лет назад +8

      I went into depression coz I couldn't ;-;

    • @agss7499
      @agss7499 5 лет назад +3

      @Shadow Moon what?? You have a harem or something lol...

  • @haleyhanson2316
    @haleyhanson2316 5 лет назад +846

    *frantically trying to keep up with Delphine as you stop to pick every alchemy ingredient along the path*

    • @imaginary2304
      @imaginary2304 3 года назад +10

      same

    • @beenice1555
      @beenice1555 3 года назад +6

      Facts

    • @joshstover1715
      @joshstover1715 3 года назад +12

      welp... id be lieing if i said grabbing ingrediants during crucial moments wasn't the reason for 90 percent of my deaths lol

    • @eelboy3098
      @eelboy3098 3 года назад +2

      You have been Decided to be the most popular

    • @ant._.221
      @ant._.221 3 года назад +3

      You have been blessed by RUclips
      -removed all blessings
      -removed all curses
      -300 likes added

  • @AdamSmith-jb2lf
    @AdamSmith-jb2lf 5 лет назад +2542

    First play through: "I just like the colour blue."
    After watching five hours of lore and theory videos: "no, don't you see, ULFRIC, is a Thalmor PUPPET-"

    • @spartanwar1185
      @spartanwar1185 5 лет назад +151

      man i just wish the damn elves kept their noses out of imperial and nord business, i appreciate both factions but the elves ruined both for me now

    • @jaxusr235
      @jaxusr235 5 лет назад +4

      Spartan War118 Why both?

    • @HunhowsShadowStalker
      @HunhowsShadowStalker 5 лет назад +61

      @@spartanwar1185 These elves are all the same. All flash and no fury!

    • @anonymoust6611
      @anonymoust6611 5 лет назад +71

      There is even proof ulfric is being used as an asset to the elves look in his thalmor dossier

    • @stuckonaslide
      @stuckonaslide 5 лет назад +74

      my logic was that the imperials tried to kill me and ralof saved me so bing bam boom it's blue boye hours

  • @charlieranger0478
    @charlieranger0478 5 лет назад +612

    “If you even consider killing Parthurnaax, you’re dead to me.”
    This man is to be trusted. I will have this man’s back in the civil war, fight against Alduin, or clash against Miraak.
    Bottom line: Trust. This. Man.

    • @rykerz105
      @rykerz105 4 года назад +6

      Game play wise: parthurnaax should be alive. Lore wise: parthunaax should be killed.

    • @joeriandries
      @joeriandries 4 года назад +7

      @@rykerz105 keep him alive if you want all the shouts like some sort of shout collector... otherwise he has no gameplay advantages, and having a bunch of followers that don't count towards your follower count to go hunt dragons with does (using the blades you recruited for dragon hunting)

    • @Syneios
      @Syneios 3 года назад +4

      The Paarthurnax Dilemma mod, Because why not both?

    • @MidniteSpectre
      @MidniteSpectre 3 года назад +1

      I've been thinking. Is it possible to use console command "ressurect" on him? It was back in my naive youth, please do not judge me.... T^T

    • @Red-dg3fe
      @Red-dg3fe 3 года назад

      @@Syneios AKA, fuck the switch users

  • @infernaltourist9601
    @infernaltourist9601 5 лет назад +3176

    -Lydia stay here I want to kill them in stealth.
    -Ok I'll stay here... *SKYRIM BELONG TO NORDS!*

    • @recklessabandon5678
      @recklessabandon5678 5 лет назад +71

      Dammit this is why I don't use followers

    • @faridkhan6037
      @faridkhan6037 5 лет назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @p.istvan8744
      @p.istvan8744 5 лет назад +32

      @@recklessabandon5678 try Inigo (follower mod) his stealth is at level 80 or so and he doesnt attack if you want to stealth only if you are discovered

    • @recklessabandon5678
      @recklessabandon5678 5 лет назад +7

      @@p.istvan8744 I don't have access to mods

    • @michaelschweigart3517
      @michaelschweigart3517 5 лет назад +4

      Reminds me of Cait from Fallout 4

  • @grimmitto
    @grimmitto 5 лет назад +467

    “Who am I kidding I’m gonna play as a thief,”
    Fr tho, every single time I play Skyrim I play as a thief

    • @jacobhaley889
      @jacobhaley889 5 лет назад +3

      I mean it's the easiest way to play the game, but my absolute favorite is Spellsword. Rough on Legendary during early levels but it gets so good late game and is incredibly fun.

    • @snipez-kr6ul
      @snipez-kr6ul 5 лет назад +18

      Yep go in with a plan to be a warrior then bippity bop I'm a thief in a shop

    • @naff9n435
      @naff9n435 5 лет назад

      @fizzydinosaur yeah it's either my speech is low or nobody have money to buy all my stuff

    • @bmariec88
      @bmariec88 5 лет назад +4

      @fizzydinosaur I horde human bones. They always get picked up unintentionally so I started collecting them on purpose and drop then randomly throughout Whiterun. Makes it a challenge to walk around without getting damaged later in the game. Its also entertaining to watch people kick shit around as they walk.

    • @michaelfryers1914
      @michaelfryers1914 5 лет назад +1

      I don't even mean to, I just get roped up into things lmao

  • @iiH0pe94
    @iiH0pe94 5 лет назад +858

    Me: "How much is my bounty?"
    *checks bounty*
    Me: "how dissapointing, i can do so much better..."

    • @anthonylong9067
      @anthonylong9067 5 лет назад +1

      Hope Hustoft basically my reaction when I accidentally stole something from Elrindr.

    • @jaydentt
      @jaydentt 4 года назад

      KILL THEM ALL
      Or, ya know. Steal thingies.

  • @pleasehelp3319
    @pleasehelp3319 4 года назад +122

    “No, Lydia!” And “Where’s Lydia” are THE most relatable things ever.

  • @minecraftuser_SVT
    @minecraftuser_SVT 5 лет назад +1802

    "I can't go back to solitude, not after what I did"
    Oh god too real

    • @deburrito6882
      @deburrito6882 5 лет назад +48

      Legit the main reason I save the civil war storyline for last

    • @impossibleeatable501
      @impossibleeatable501 5 лет назад +17

      Daro I killed like half the town

    • @minecraftuser_SVT
      @minecraftuser_SVT 5 лет назад +8

      @@impossibleeatable501 you're a monster :O

    • @impossibleeatable501
      @impossibleeatable501 5 лет назад +37

      Daro it was after the quest that you had to kill the Emperor’s cousin or something

    • @minecraftuser_SVT
      @minecraftuser_SVT 5 лет назад +7

      @@impossibleeatable501 I was always a coward and tried to kill as little as possible lol

  • @KeanuOR
    @KeanuOR 5 лет назад +886

    Don’t forget: “ I can’t use this potion now, what if I need to use it later!?!”

    • @HugeCoffeeAddict
      @HugeCoffeeAddict 4 года назад +50

      As an alchemist: "No no, I can't use my best poison on this. I'll use the frostbite venom instead, save that good shit for later"

    • @psychosomaticstatic
      @psychosomaticstatic 4 года назад +70

      **Literally about to die**
      My healing potions:
      Me:
      Me: Nah I'm just gonna eat my 30 wheels of cheese

    • @Mort_the_door_knocker
      @Mort_the_door_knocker 4 года назад +38

      **becomes overencumberd from thousands of useless potions**

    • @Stitchpuppy01
      @Stitchpuppy01 4 года назад +4

      FACTS

    • @250-daffazhafrank3
      @250-daffazhafrank3 4 года назад +22

      Harley Firkins
      *overencumberd and have potion of strength enough to walk*
      Me : nah I’ll walk instead.

  • @dracofirex
    @dracofirex 5 лет назад +790

    Player character: You will address me by my proper title!
    NPC: Hail, Legate Thieves Guildmaster Arch-Mage Harbinger Dragonborn Listener vampire lord thane of the Bards College!

    • @callmenorman631
      @callmenorman631 5 лет назад +51

      Killer of alduin savior of parthenaax

    • @sachabengio3881
      @sachabengio3881 5 лет назад +48

      Breaker of chains mother of dragons

    • @perfectch4059
      @perfectch4059 5 лет назад +16

      Of house Telvanni

    • @dracofirex
      @dracofirex 5 лет назад +3

      @@perfectch4059 Yes! That's me lol

    • @Volanity
      @Volanity 5 лет назад +10

      You forgot companion leader

  • @Skyrimfruitsnacks
    @Skyrimfruitsnacks 5 лет назад +169

    “Just one more cheesewheel...” *Takes 17*

    • @rokukou
      @rokukou 5 лет назад +9

      _you are carrying too much to be able to run_

  • @deezylightbeam
    @deezylightbeam 5 лет назад +1174

    "Where's Lydia? Haven't seen her in days" **remembers that you made her stay in a cave you can't remember the name of** 😂😂😂

    • @blindtreeman8052
      @blindtreeman8052 5 лет назад +49

      *lydia's body shows up tp ruin your wedding*

    • @plexusnexus5746
      @plexusnexus5746 5 лет назад +21

      @@blindtreeman8052 *Proceeds to get kicked out of your own wedding*

    • @astrodreamer946
      @astrodreamer946 5 лет назад +15

      I remember in one play through I some how bugged Lydia's carry weight limit by placing 50 or so stolen alto wines in her inventory. Couldn't remove the wine, but she had unlimited carry weight for some reason. You know I exploited that for the rest of the play through. Lol

    • @amarabee375
      @amarabee375 5 лет назад +55

      **remembers that she carries all your dragon bones and scales**

    • @renny489
      @renny489 5 лет назад +19

      Or when you activate a trap and dont realize you just murdered her

  • @spiderlover678
    @spiderlover678 5 лет назад +259

    “Why did the Dragonborn go to High Hrothgar? To see what all the ‘fus’ was about.”
    *oyfum*

    • @ZzCanonBull
      @ZzCanonBull 5 лет назад +7

      You think giggles when he "Ro Dah" joke?

    • @itshadesyo
      @itshadesyo 5 лет назад

      I actually laughed really hard at that one lmao

  • @dalton8921
    @dalton8921 5 лет назад +2970

    "What do you mean I can't marry Serana?" 😂😂😂😂 Literally me 👏👏

    • @cyberfunk6739
      @cyberfunk6739 5 лет назад +8

      Same

    • @stavik96
      @stavik96 5 лет назад +31

      I had to settle for Lydia, I then adopted 2 daughters and mods ruined my house to the point where trying to enter my house crashed my game, rip all my valuables and unique items. :(

    • @bruskiii
      @bruskiii 5 лет назад +71

      Mods: allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @Mmmmjhhj
      @Mmmmjhhj 5 лет назад +3

      I WAS LITERALLY RIGHT ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT, you beat me to it gg

    • @arabiannights5301
      @arabiannights5301 5 лет назад +4

      Amorous adventures ;)

  • @kerenk
    @kerenk 4 года назад +250

    "I'll buy a horse, what's the worst that can happen?"
    *ELDER DRAGON WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

    • @erenyeager3829
      @erenyeager3829 4 года назад +10

      I only just tried to fight the Elder Dragon and I was killed so fast it wasn't even processed in my mind how fast I died to it

    • @soupeverywhere9565
      @soupeverywhere9565 4 года назад +24

      @@erenyeager3829 me at the start of the game thinking I can kill a giant.

    • @erenyeager3829
      @erenyeager3829 4 года назад +5

      @@soupeverywhere9565 I just be sniping them with my Daedric bow from Whiterun's outer reaches.

    • @lightningmcgeequeen8091
      @lightningmcgeequeen8091 3 года назад +8

      @@soupeverywhere9565 gets launched to space immediately 😂

    • @rmn9458
      @rmn9458 3 года назад +6

      Lmao I just did this on my first run through, ran at a giant on my horse and got sent into the stratosphere 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @yoursaviorishere4365
    @yoursaviorishere4365 5 лет назад +484

    “Wait... where’s Lydia? I haven’t seen her in days...”
    Accurate

    • @stuckonaslide
      @stuckonaslide 4 года назад +18

      meanwhile she is living her best life in breezehome

    • @maomaomi5434
      @maomaomi5434 3 года назад +2

      I feel like I'm the only person on earth who never took lydia or any of my other housecarls as a companion.

    • @Drewsky840
      @Drewsky840 3 года назад +4

      That's why I just leave her at my house to watch the kids

    • @MidniteSpectre
      @MidniteSpectre 3 года назад +1

      @@maomaomi5434 i am here to tell you, you are not alone budy. Halfway through the first dungeon crawl, I just sent her home. You'd think they will help but they can be such a burden you're better off raising alchemy and chugging fortify carry weight potions.

    • @Red-dg3fe
      @Red-dg3fe 3 года назад +2

      I once left her in the Riften market center for a while when I started up the Thieve's guild questline, got distracted by something and left her there for.......I want to say three or four in-game days. My poor Housecarl just stood in front of the fountain for three days, probably giving the stinkeye to anyone who approached her since she had some dragon bones and scales in her inventory.

  • @ricebowls2118
    @ricebowls2118 5 лет назад +565

    I returned to breezehome after like a year and found Lydia had been living alone there the whole time

    • @localgenshinplayer6065
      @localgenshinplayer6065 5 лет назад +73

      Me: **buys house**
      Housecarl: **there**
      Me: WHO ARE YOU?!
      Me: **activates dialog** ohhh...so thats YOUR bed

    • @setofaro
      @setofaro 4 года назад +3

      How much money

    • @knightmare3706
      @knightmare3706 4 года назад +29

      Well......not ENTIRELY alone. I once went to Breezhome and found Lydia with a horse.
      Haven't returned to Breezhome since then.

    • @knightmare3706
      @knightmare3706 4 года назад +6

      Well......not ENTIRELY alone. I once went to Breezhome and found Lydia with a horse.
      Haven't returned to Breezhome since then.

    • @stuckonaslide
      @stuckonaslide 4 года назад +4

      "where did the thane go?"

  • @asterdotash
    @asterdotash 5 лет назад +540

    "I'm trying to engage in dialogue- no I didn't mean to take your cup!" If this isn't relatable you haven't played enough skyrim.

    • @AnimeFiend176
      @AnimeFiend176 5 лет назад +24

      "Why would I even want your stupid tankard? I've got literally 800 of them in a cupboard in Breezehome! No, I don't throw a lot of parties, I'm just kind of a hoarder."

    • @jessicadickey1374
      @jessicadickey1374 4 года назад +3

      No, I didn't mean to stab your daughter, I swear. I just wanted a hug!

    • @cosmiceunoia799
      @cosmiceunoia799 4 года назад +3

      Honestly I dont even know how many times this has happened to me lmao. Basically everything he said was like top notch true

    • @Icantfindthefork
      @Icantfindthefork 4 года назад +6

      You never should of come here

    • @chloegraves7088
      @chloegraves7088 4 года назад +3

      I accidentally took a broom lol

  • @thatonekideveryonehates9933
    @thatonekideveryonehates9933 4 года назад +152

    "I hate Cicero! He's so weird and creepy..."
    "I love Cicero! He's so weird and creepy..."
    ME

  • @afinoxi
    @afinoxi 5 лет назад +2100

    Me : **handshakes a guy**
    Guy : ... Yeah , I've killed Paarthurnax.
    Me : **separates hand**
    Me : **washes hand with soap**

    • @harrygreenwood7165
      @harrygreenwood7165 5 лет назад +19

      I remember the first time I killed Paarthurnax... twas a good kill, the other times were more... creative

    • @cooperdavis8296
      @cooperdavis8296 5 лет назад +51

      *Douses hand in the brazier of Ysgramor*

    • @wertot2752
      @wertot2752 5 лет назад +56

      **washes hands with sandpaper**

    • @afinoxi
      @afinoxi 5 лет назад +38

      @@wertot2752 **starts to file the hand**

    • @sheogoraththetrickster8700
      @sheogoraththetrickster8700 5 лет назад +8

      @@afinoxi sends it away to Elsweyr, bury it, have it mesh into ground then burn it to the ground.

  • @finnsnow2495
    @finnsnow2495 5 лет назад +853

    "How much is my bounty?"
    "I'm with the Thieves Guild so here is 500 less than what I owe"
    *Guard turns around*
    *Pickpocket the money back*

    • @localgenshinplayer6065
      @localgenshinplayer6065 5 лет назад +30

      I do not know how many times I've done that XD

    • @anonymoust6611
      @anonymoust6611 5 лет назад +1

      Im not the type of guy who goes w the theives guild i'd rather go to the circle

    • @ramblingentertained
      @ramblingentertained 5 лет назад +50

      Wait, you can pickpocket the money back? Fuck!

    • @overseer5701
      @overseer5701 5 лет назад +4

      Thats a smart move

    • @Ali_just_ali
      @Ali_just_ali 5 лет назад +51

      A couple times I've had a really small bounty (like 3 coins for stealing an apple) and it always makes me laugh when the options are "Okay fine. Here's my gold (2 gold)" or "I'm with the Thieves Guild can you look the other way? (495 gold)"

  • @loweffortproductions1985
    @loweffortproductions1985 5 лет назад +281

    "No Meridia, find someone else to carry your beacon."

    • @heededshadow509
      @heededshadow509 3 года назад +8

      After the first playthrough of the quest, I never picked the thing up again. I'd find it in chests all the time, but I 'd take everything BUT the beacon.

    • @MidniteSpectre
      @MidniteSpectre 3 года назад +6

      Why does everybody hate it? I loved using dawnbreaker early in the game, and even tried to fus ro dah the beacon away from the pedestal to pick it up and do the quest again so I can have two dawnbreaker swords...

    • @squiddles6359
      @squiddles6359 3 года назад +20

      I don’t think they hate the quest or the reward, they (including me) don’t like their ears bleeding whe- A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

    • @alduin1360
      @alduin1360 3 года назад +11

      *A nEW hAnD tOUcHeS tHe beAcOn*

    • @summerfairy2970
      @summerfairy2970 3 года назад

      (whispers) a new hand touches the bacon

  • @herbanox
    @herbanox 5 лет назад +45

    Lmao!! *closeup of cat* “Khajit has wares if you have the coin”

  • @thomaslovell2495
    @thomaslovell2495 5 лет назад +110

    "who am I kidding im gonna play as a thief"
    I feel attacked

  • @Vodka_Madafaka
    @Vodka_Madafaka 5 лет назад +536

    I just realized i just killed the dragon who saved me from helgen... wow.....

    • @skullcandy5409
      @skullcandy5409 5 лет назад +5

      Yeah I haven't killed alduin yet and I never wanted to after all he never attacked me

    • @courier6640
      @courier6640 5 лет назад +8

      Iris Corona:
      Sadly, not killing you was a mistake, the dude just wanted to kill s***,like a regular gamer XP farming.

    • @bmariec88
      @bmariec88 5 лет назад +2

      Pretty sure he wasn't intending to save you lol.

    • @edibleramen
      @edibleramen 5 лет назад +10

      DEEPER LORE: Lokir, the thief caught with the stormcloaks and you, prayed to multiple gods while riding into the Helgen, one being Akatosh. Alduin is Akatosh's son. Had Lokir not run, he could've escaped and lived.

    • @skullcandy5409
      @skullcandy5409 5 лет назад +1

      @@edibleramen yeah sucks for him

  • @JakeLondonRivers
    @JakeLondonRivers 5 лет назад +511

    Hahaha yessss bro
    “fish snake bird”
    “Can you seriously not see me”

  • @Mlaka05
    @Mlaka05 4 года назад +104

    Me: holding Restoration spells
    Everyone: Watch with the flames
    Me: 😑

  • @gamelikers
    @gamelikers 5 лет назад +845

    "I dont follow all the politics. I just like the colour blue..." WHY IS THIS LITERALLY ME WTF

    • @beigestallion2929
      @beigestallion2929 5 лет назад +7

      Abi Animates HOLY SHIT WTF 7 BILLION PEOPLE ON EARTH AND I THOUGHT NOBODY WOULD EVER SAY THAT EXCEPT ME WTFFFFF

    • @wenigmehl
      @wenigmehl 5 лет назад +31

      Stormcloak traitors! FOR THE EMPIRE!

    • @cheydr9727
      @cheydr9727 5 лет назад +1

      @@beigestallion2929Yeah, because 7 billion people play skyrim.

    • @beigestallion2929
      @beigestallion2929 5 лет назад +3

      @@cheydr9727 hyperbole, a writing tool

    • @cheydr9727
      @cheydr9727 5 лет назад +2

      @@beigestallion2929 I know, but it's not as common to run into someone who has thought the same thing about the blue, as you make it out to be.

  • @unusualtune8328
    @unusualtune8328 5 лет назад +991

    ANOTHER HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!

  • @jQ_theeNHK
    @jQ_theeNHK 5 лет назад +638

    To see what all the Fus is about! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @andersonn330
    @andersonn330 4 года назад +53

    1:11 “can you seriously not see me?” that threw me😭

  • @MuffinYoBusiness
    @MuffinYoBusiness 5 лет назад +360

    Me and my friends: *Says the entire intro dialogue because it's so ingrained in our head*

    • @talongreenlee7704
      @talongreenlee7704 5 лет назад +5

      Kristian Rubio I can do this with Morrowind, but not Skyrim. I skip it in Skyrim

    • @spartanwar1185
      @spartanwar1185 5 лет назад +33

      "You'll never take me alive!"
      "Archers!..."
      "...Anyone else feel like running?"

    • @kaoteni4122
      @kaoteni4122 5 лет назад +16

      I keep the Prisoner autosave, right before you make your character, just so I can skip the long ass intro lol

    • @Ali_just_ali
      @Ali_just_ali 5 лет назад +17

      Hey you. Finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

    • @erenyeager3829
      @erenyeager3829 4 года назад +5

      "Hey, you, you're finally awake."
      "You were trying to cross the border, right? Same as that thief over there."
      "Damn you Stormcloaks, Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. What's wrong with him, huh?"
      "Watch your tongue, you're speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak; the true High King."
      "Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You're the leader of the rebellion. But if they've captured you... Oh gods, where are they taking us?"
      "Shut up back there!"
      "I don't know where we're going, but Sovngarde awaits."
      "Hey horse thief, what village are you from?"
      "Why do you care?"
      "A Nord's last thoughts should be of home."
      "Rorikstead, I'm from Rorikstead."
      "General Tulius sir, the headsman is waiting."
      "Look at him, General Tulius the Military Governor. And it looks like the Thalmor are with him too, bet they had something to do with this. This is Helgen, I was sweet on a girl from here once, wonder if Vilod is still making that mead with Juniper Berries mixed in. Funny, when I was a boy; Imperial walls and towers used to make me feel so safe."
      [AVOIDING THE DIALOGUE FROM CHILDREN BECAUSE I DO NOT REMEMBER IT COMPLETELY]
      "Why are we stopping?"
      "Why do you think? End of the line."
      "Ulfric Stormcloak, Jarl of Windhelm."
      "It has been an honour, Jarl Ulfric."
      "Ralof of Riverwood."
      "Lokir of Rorikstead."
      "No, I'm not a rebel, you can't do this!"
      "Halt!"
      "You aren't gonna kill me!"
      "Archers!"
      "Anyone else feel like running?"
      "Wait. You there, step forward."
      (I will use Hadvar's response to the Nordic preference for ease)
      "You picked a bad time to come home, kinsman."
      "Captain, what should we do? He's not on the list."
      "Forget the list, he goes to the block."
      "I'm sorry, at least you'll die here, in your homeland."
      "Ulfric Stormcloak, some here in Helgen call you a hero. But a hero doesn't use a power like the Voice to murder his king and usurp his throne."
      "[Muffled grunts]"
      _Dragon Noises_
      "Did you hear that?"
      "It's nothing, carry on."
      "Give them their last rites."
      "As we commend your souls to Aetherius, blessings of the Eight Divines upon you-"
      "For the love of Talos, shut up and let's get this over with."
      "As you wish."
      "You imperial bastards!"
      "Justice!"
      "Death to the Stormcloaks!"
      "As fearless in death as he was in life."
      "Next, the Nord in the rags!"
      _Dragon noises_
      "There it is again."
      "I said, next prisoner!"
      "To the block, prisoner, nice and easy."
      _Alduin appears and destroys Helgen_

  • @BossCrazyRoss
    @BossCrazyRoss 5 лет назад +323

    "Grey-Mane, or Battleborn?"
    Me: "Yes."

    • @prithvirajchowdhury4351
      @prithvirajchowdhury4351 5 лет назад +6

      me: go fuck yourself

    • @spartanwar1185
      @spartanwar1185 5 лет назад +14

      YOU CANNOT LABEL ME!
      *_flies away on bucket_*

    • @lukehaddad5185
      @lukehaddad5185 5 лет назад +1

      Battleborn

    • @Snot69420
      @Snot69420 5 лет назад +3

      @@lukehaddad5185 i did it too then worked with the gray mane to find their missing son
      illusion 100

    • @hashi6068
      @hashi6068 5 лет назад +1

      Grey-mane 4 life

  • @aaro8803
    @aaro8803 5 лет назад +1223

    Omg I actually stopped to read these books they have so much lore in them
    Me: *only reads lusty argonian maid*

    • @mirsey93
      @mirsey93 5 лет назад +50

      😂😂😂 it's actually an interesting play! I wish there were theatres in Skyrim where they performed the plays!

    • @couldbeusabaker7532
      @couldbeusabaker7532 5 лет назад +26

      i was screen-sharing skyrim to my friends in discord and i found an edition of lusty argonian maid and me and my friends were dying

    • @TheActualVilder
      @TheActualVilder 5 лет назад +38

      *laughs in Sultry Argonian Bard*

    • @toku_moriya
      @toku_moriya 4 года назад +10

      Or the book where it mentions how Barenziah got laid by a Khajiit?

    • @masoodgh1131
      @masoodgh1131 4 года назад +3

      Bradon Ortiz and her great times with mister talos

  • @H.u.m.a.n.
    @H.u.m.a.n. 4 года назад +138

    "Kajiit has wares, if you have coin."
    "May the roads lead you to warm sands."
    "Welcome. Take a look."
    *i have most of the Kajiit lines stuck in my head bc i keep going back to the trading caravan outside Whiterun*

    • @lightningmcgeequeen8091
      @lightningmcgeequeen8091 3 года назад +1

      I haven't seen them at all on my main game but I love them 😌
      These sands are cold, but Khajiit feels warmth from your presence
      I love their accents too

    • @DCTR-qv6jd
      @DCTR-qv6jd 3 года назад

      Mai'iq the liar
      My favorite khajit

    • @H.u.m.a.n.
      @H.u.m.a.n. 3 года назад +2

      @@DCTR-qv6jd
      *-mine is probably Inigo but then again he's a mod that comes with a short little side quest story-*

    • @alduin1360
      @alduin1360 3 года назад +1

      @@DCTR-qv6jd mine is kahrjo!

    • @DCTR-qv6jd
      @DCTR-qv6jd 3 года назад

      @@alduin1360 I respect that u have a favorite kitty but go attack helgen before I'm obligated to absolutely demolish you.
      If I had my way you would be my guardian and help me deliver leaches and other medical equipment to kil- cure people but greybeards wouldn't like that
      [|87

  • @Shay-vw6qq
    @Shay-vw6qq 5 лет назад +291

    you forgot the sheer panic of when you get disarmed and then your sword falls somewhere and sometimes glitches out of reality..

    • @christophereichor5615
      @christophereichor5615 5 лет назад +34

      And it was a daedric sword you had used a black soul gem, 2 enchantments and legendary blacksmithing on......RIP Blade of Vampiric Sin. (Drain health + Lightning Damage.)

    • @crimsonlancer475
      @crimsonlancer475 5 лет назад +2

      God that pain, I feel for you dude

    • @esejsnake1503
      @esejsnake1503 5 лет назад +1

      @@christophereichor5615 RIP forgotten savefiled 😁 But I get the pain, dude.

    • @7Metal7Monkey7
      @7Metal7Monkey7 5 лет назад +2

      Not just out of reality but also through it. Remember seeing stuff glitch through walls and junk lol

    • @acapybara3032
      @acapybara3032 5 лет назад +1

      Ikr

  • @MudMoose_Official
    @MudMoose_Official 5 лет назад +189

    “ I love Dwemer Ruins! “
    *after discovering a Falmer chest at level 3*
    “ I hate Dwemer Ruins! “

    • @stuckonaslide
      @stuckonaslide 4 года назад

      me leaving helgen at lvl 19 bc im an exploting bitch baby: "god dammit i hate spiders" "bandit marauder? already?" "oh god a bear"

  • @enigma3054
    @enigma3054 5 лет назад +229

    Graenwolf: How much is my bounty?
    Bounty: 2 gold
    Graenwolf: ... *Whirlwind Sprint*

  • @blake4249
    @blake4249 5 лет назад +44

    "I can't go back to Markarth. Not after that fucked up quest."

    • @amirg7225
      @amirg7225 3 года назад +3

      never got into cidna mine, kept killing all of the guards

    • @clubbyvasighn4615
      @clubbyvasighn4615 3 года назад +1

      @@amirg7225 never got our of cidna mine. The quest glitched and the door back into Markarth requires a key, which they neglected to give to me. So I helped everyone one else escape, and they left me. I tried that quest so many times trying to get it to work.

    • @db5094
      @db5094 3 года назад +1

      @@clubbyvasighn4615 dude you can literally press one letter to open console commands, click on the door and type "open"

    • @sheilabarnett6299
      @sheilabarnett6299 3 года назад

      Dude what about molag bal

    • @yoshiking6027
      @yoshiking6027 3 года назад

      @@db5094 how does he activate console commands if he’s on an Xbox?

  • @afinoxi
    @afinoxi 5 лет назад +386

    Graenolf : What do you mean I can't marry Serana ?
    Everybody : **whispers** _Marriable Serana man..._

  • @CJ_Carpenter
    @CJ_Carpenter 5 лет назад +188

    Me: *opens chest*
    Chest: *contains meridias beacon*
    Me: “God dammit.”

    • @spaceonisorceress4406
      @spaceonisorceress4406 5 лет назад +25

      A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

    • @crimsonlancer475
      @crimsonlancer475 5 лет назад +13

      *A NEW HAND TOUCHES MY FUCKING BEACON*

    • @DominatorElite4
      @DominatorElite4 5 лет назад +2

      At least you get the dawnbreaker

    • @CJ_Carpenter
      @CJ_Carpenter 5 лет назад +1

      Kenneth Britt or two

    • @johnford8157
      @johnford8157 5 лет назад +1

      Zachary Damascus I love getting that beacon! It’s the easiest way to cheese lvl 100 alteration.

  • @kayleecaca
    @kayleecaca 5 лет назад +1010

    *one time when I was in 5th grade a kid fell and hit his knee on a sidewalk so I said "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a sidewalk to the knee" and nobody understood the reference...*

    • @raspberry8865
      @raspberry8865 5 лет назад +40

      Kaylee Keen and then everyone clapped

    • @kayleecaca
      @kayleecaca 5 лет назад +55

      I honestly dont know why you guys think it didn't happen, it's not that crazy... I just made a joke and nobody understood it...

    • @raspberry8865
      @raspberry8865 5 лет назад +25

      Kaylee Keen fine.
      r/nothingeverhappens

    • @frozty715
      @frozty715 5 лет назад +38

      @Only Alexandr r/ihavereddit
      Also how can you not believe that? It's not over the top or anything.

    • @carlenedanning446
      @carlenedanning446 5 лет назад +2

      Wow. How dare they!!!

  • @echoedstars807
    @echoedstars807 5 лет назад +44

    Did anyone else so this in at least one play through in Skyrim:
    **joins the Companions to be able to become a werewolf**
    **uses werewolf powers in the Dark Brotherhood**

    • @PrivateJett666
      @PrivateJett666 3 года назад

      I personally become a vampire then join the dark brotherhood lol

  • @victorbowman4247
    @victorbowman4247 5 лет назад +336

    When you said that thing about killing alduin I came to such a relization

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin 5 лет назад +21

      He didn't do it on purpose, The Last Dragonborn just got lucky

    • @moralityisnotsubjective5
      @moralityisnotsubjective5 5 лет назад +19

      @@JargonMadjin Yeah, he was trying to murder you himself.

    • @winterstar5750
      @winterstar5750 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah, I'm certain he realised his mistake by the time he caved the wall in on you, ambushed you when running with Hadvar and then again on the wall

    • @Kami-Sama197
      @Kami-Sama197 5 лет назад

      @@winterstar5750 yea he purposely aims his yol toor shool shout at the dragonborn rather than the guards and others and he's always aiming at the db in the helgen msihap.

  • @respiratoryfailure3780
    @respiratoryfailure3780 5 лет назад +45

    Player: *kills two legendary dragons with a knife*
    Single Bandit: never should've come here

  • @absolutelyvenomous
    @absolutelyvenomous 5 лет назад +1155

    I've played Skyrim for 5 years, and I can tell you that I've said ALL of these things

  • @mikeoxmaul45
    @mikeoxmaul45 4 года назад +48

    There are only 2 things that Cicero needs:
    -a sword
    -staff of fireballs
    Absolute chaos.

  • @Nosferwaifu
    @Nosferwaifu 5 лет назад +55

    That Hrothgar Fus joke actually made me let out a laugh and I quickly caught myself and was ashamed.

  • @ryusof6
    @ryusof6 5 лет назад +816

    1:29 "What Do You Mean I Can't MARRY SERANA???"
    1:42 "Yeah Googled it, I can't MARRY SERANA...."
    - That's hit in my heart.

    • @dylanforsyth5961
      @dylanforsyth5961 5 лет назад +17

      ryusof6 download the marry Serena mod ;)

    • @sharkyjeff1055
      @sharkyjeff1055 5 лет назад +27

      A tragedy for heterosexual males and homosexual females everywhere.

    • @ryusof6
      @ryusof6 5 лет назад

      @@dylanforsyth5961 I know. In official? Can't marry her. That's hurt.

    • @RealShojin
      @RealShojin 5 лет назад +1

      @Shadow Moon You have no issues in Skyrim screw your bisexual nature

    • @treanaharris2724
      @treanaharris2724 5 лет назад +3

      @@sharkyjeff1055 I mean let's be honest you'd marry that girl regardless of orientation, I kept her as my follower for the rest of my playthrough 😚

  • @maliacramer2050
    @maliacramer2050 5 лет назад +430

    "Oh yeah, Brynjolf can like.. get it."

  • @laurentreloar8891
    @laurentreloar8891 4 года назад +129

    Lydia: *dies*
    Me: I have never felt such grief in my life, never have I felt such loneliness in this big, mysterious and beautiful world. What am I to do without my house carl? My companion? My friend.....life will never be the same...
    *1 year later in real life*
    Me:*returning to my house in White Run*
    Lydia: Greetings my Thane
    Me: I have never felt such joy in my life, never have I felt such companionship in this big, mysterious and beautiful world. What am we to do my house carl? Slay some dragons? Anger some farmers?Life has never been better.

    • @ladyselin35
      @ladyselin35 4 года назад +2

      Downloading fertility mod so youd have nord babies with her? Sure

    • @cesq930
      @cesq930 3 года назад

      House Carls 🤣

  • @joyce_rx
    @joyce_rx 5 лет назад +658

    "So how much is my bounty?"
    (doesn't see "pay bounty" choice)
    (also has >50000 septims)
    "..."

    • @isaacibbotson4632
      @isaacibbotson4632 5 лет назад +44

      I stole every single one of those 50,000 septims, as well as this really nice set of armor, which means I'm walking out of here broke and naked

    • @snakm
      @snakm 5 лет назад +3

      i connect very much with your username and profile pic

    • @leonardpanergo7066
      @leonardpanergo7066 5 лет назад +2

      *Only in Ireland you see people stealing an atm with an excavator...*

    • @dracula66vlad
      @dracula66vlad 5 лет назад +3

      50,000? Try having 5 million gold, having a bounty of 5 gold and not paying it because you are too cheap. Skyrim has really proven to me just how cheap I am.

    • @dracula66vlad
      @dracula66vlad 5 лет назад

      Cheap/Greedy

  • @static--pressure
    @static--pressure 5 лет назад +611

    Having Lydia with you is like playing hide and seek the entire game

    • @harleehilton8773
      @harleehilton8773 4 года назад +7

      she died after me using her once,how tf is she alive for everyone else

    • @lightningmcgeequeen8091
      @lightningmcgeequeen8091 3 года назад +5

      @@harleehilton8773 I used to have her as my follower before Serana and she died immediately without me noticing 😂 I wanted her alive tho so I had to load a save from like 2 hours prior😞

    • @jerrygibson6995
      @jerrygibson6995 3 года назад +2

      Simple never used her locked her in breeze house and never went back

    • @Ella-vd8lw
      @Ella-vd8lw 3 года назад +3

      I always make her wait somewhere and proceed to forget where I left her........

    • @lightningmcgeequeen8091
      @lightningmcgeequeen8091 3 года назад +1

      @@Ella-vd8lw or that time I did the meridias beacon thing and she got stuck behind a door that you can't go through ever again and I was a new player so I thought I'd lost her forever lmao

  • @AClockworkCitrus
    @AClockworkCitrus 5 лет назад +1380

    Ok, but killing paarthurnax is a *cardinal S I N*

    • @bari6708
      @bari6708 5 лет назад +21

      Ive fully powered the ebony blade before but killing my boi was too much

    • @Santeneal
      @Santeneal 5 лет назад

      I don't bother with them unless it is the main quest

    • @ineffabletryx6528
      @ineffabletryx6528 5 лет назад +9

      e d e n But the blades! I do agree that it is, I just wish the blades weren’t so STUPID to make me kill paarthurnax.

    • @dandythebootyslave7239
      @dandythebootyslave7239 5 лет назад +5

      e d e n Wow a Skyrim fan and a ghibli fan, props to you👌

    • @shadeddreamer6864
      @shadeddreamer6864 5 лет назад +17

      Paarthurnax is just an old man that lives on a rock. Who would want to kill some random ass old guy on a rock? The Blades, apparently. Bethesda wasted time fleshing out anything in the Blades quests past that point, they should of used it to finish the College of Winterhold or make the Bard's College at least playable.

  • @erenyeager3829
    @erenyeager3829 4 года назад +15

    "Fish, Snake, Bird"
    Ah yes, my eternal Skyrim nightmare comes back to haunt me.

  • @V4Short
    @V4Short 5 лет назад +259

    *"No- no LYDIA!"*
    *"Where's Lydia?"*
    *"I can't go back to Solitude. Not after what I did."*
    *I have never related to something more*

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 3 года назад +2

      What happened in Solitude?

    • @kysangelo8124
      @kysangelo8124 3 года назад +17

      @@DrDolan2000 killing that girl at her wedding and killing the fake high king

    • @nothingtoseehere2394
      @nothingtoseehere2394 3 года назад +4

      @@kysangelo8124 "Yeah, this was a neat quest line."
      * realized you killed several VERY innocent people and literally made a torture chamber *
      …..
      "Yeah, I'm not good with this"
      * Goes back in time and kills the Dark Brotherhood instead *

    • @danishirfan113
      @danishirfan113 3 года назад +9

      I feel this for markath. My first play through I killed everyone with the forsworn cause I thought it was part of the quest. The horror

    • @nothingtoseehere2394
      @nothingtoseehere2394 3 года назад +9

      @@danishirfan113 I will say the only upside when doing the dark brotherhood quest line is if you talk to Maven Blackbriar, she says something to the effect of: “and if you really annoy me, I’ll call the dark brotherhood on you.”
      I’m thinking: “You old boot! I’m the listener! I am the dark brotherhood!”

  • @bladedeath6127
    @bladedeath6127 5 лет назад +234

    Why did the dragonborn climb the mountain?
    To get to the cloud district

    • @notyourfathersdm
      @notyourfathersdm 5 лет назад +13

      *Snobby Tone:* No, I don't suppose *you* would go there often.

    • @InquisitorSorynn
      @InquisitorSorynn 5 лет назад +3

      "Hey, Nazeem! Come check out this interesting black crystal I have..."

  • @stopdropandnopodcast1413
    @stopdropandnopodcast1413 5 лет назад +450

    1:24 When he looked up and said “Nah it’s fine I’ll just take my horse”😂😂errbody knew what he meant

    • @infernaltourist9601
      @infernaltourist9601 5 лет назад +74

      One word
      Mountains

    • @berrzyeet8482
      @berrzyeet8482 5 лет назад +17

      My horses always die when I try to actually travel and roleplay

    • @RicoX-17
      @RicoX-17 5 лет назад +11

      They defy the laws of physics 😂

    • @iknowyouarebutiamnot
      @iknowyouarebutiamnot 5 лет назад +3

      @@infernaltourist9601 OMG thank you. I was definitely the only one who didn't get it but laughed anyway. Zero sarcasm.

    • @spartanwar1185
      @spartanwar1185 5 лет назад +2

      horses are for wimps who skipped leg day
      lmao, i walk and/or fast travel everywhere, usually i just roam though, being Dragonborn means there's not as many willing bandits out on the roads anymore these days, so i just go where ever my legs take me

  • @strangelighter9463
    @strangelighter9463 5 лет назад +33

    Me: *Is talking to a guard after slaughtering an entire village*
    Also Me: *Checks my bounty*
    The Bounty: *234 657 678 580 121*
    Me: *Continues rampage and escapes to another hold*

  • @Eramthgintrof
    @Eramthgintrof 5 лет назад +88

    I like the one "If i had a sister, id sell her in a second"

  • @gamer1X12
    @gamer1X12 5 лет назад +500

    "Ooh! The fifteenth iron longsword this mission alone! I might need it for later."
    "..."
    "..."
    _"I am sworn to carry your burdens."_

    • @alyssalamb5273
      @alyssalamb5273 5 лет назад +21

      H.B I totally read that in Lydia’s voice

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 5 лет назад +6

      I mean I hoard, but iron equipment isn't even worth my time if I have nothing.

    • @cicerokills1385
      @cicerokills1385 5 лет назад +8

      You forgot her long sigh just before she speaks 😂😂😂😂

    • @breadstick8623
      @breadstick8623 5 лет назад +5

      Poor Lydia... 😂

  • @milk_man395
    @milk_man395 5 лет назад +142

    *scrolls through comments and hears a voice behind you*
    "Wait...I know you"

    • @DeVonol
      @DeVonol 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah, no mistaking it...you're a wanted man

    • @tommyshommy
      @tommyshommy 5 лет назад +2

      When you walk past a teacher in the wrong uniform
      “Wait... I know you”
      *keeps walking*

  • @budderbro1395
    @budderbro1395 4 года назад +9

    "What do you mean something's spotting me?" Looks around "oh it's the horse."

  • @alexkaczynski9322
    @alexkaczynski9322 5 лет назад +138

    Me: I CANT WAIT TO BECOME A COMPANION AND A WEREWOLF
    Random giant when I walk to whiterun: YEET

  • @abuhajaar2732
    @abuhajaar2732 5 лет назад +910

    “Can’t go back to Solitude, not after what I did.” Surely it should be Whiterun instead of Solitude

    • @TuberoseKisser
      @TuberoseKisser 5 лет назад +72

      Solitude has more quests revolving around killing npcs more than whiterun, it also has more people walking around so accidents happen.

    • @stupickles5436
      @stupickles5436 5 лет назад +107

      @@TuberoseKisser But Whiterun, something about it, just makes a man wanna kill indiscriminately

    • @saif123883
      @saif123883 5 лет назад +73

      He’s referring to Vitoria’s assassination (Dark brotherhood questline)

    • @bruskiii
      @bruskiii 5 лет назад +54

      @@stupickles5436 have u been to the cloud district lately?
      TALOS IS THE TRUE GOD OF MAN
      wait I know u

    • @stupickles5436
      @stupickles5436 5 лет назад +16

      @@bruskiii Too many killable people, just thinking bout it

  • @knotallthere6083
    @knotallthere6083 5 лет назад +239

    I used that "why did the Dragonborn.." joke on my girlfriend and she now wants to have kids

    • @SednaDaCat
      @SednaDaCat 5 лет назад +16

      KNOT ALL THERE are you aware you won’t be able to kill them

    • @giannarachelle
      @giannarachelle 5 лет назад +2

      That's one way to do it *lenny face*

  • @OogaBooga289
    @OogaBooga289 4 года назад +17

    "Why do I have this much shit in my inventory? It's okay, I might use it later"
    *Never uses it*

    • @sheilabarnett6299
      @sheilabarnett6299 3 года назад

      Teammate. It’s the final battle use your potions Me. but there’s so little Teammates. but you can’t continue after Me. this but I only have 10,000

  • @schmeppie4234
    @schmeppie4234 5 лет назад +339

    I love Cicero, he is so loyal and freaking adores the listener (you). Also he will kill Nazeem on command.

    • @spartanwar1185
      @spartanwar1185 5 лет назад +24

      Really?
      Tell me more about his "kill Nazeem on demand" feature
      Jk lol, i think i'd rather use some wacky spells like frenzy and hope he gets killed in the crossfire of what ever battle occurs

    • @HunhowsShadowStalker
      @HunhowsShadowStalker 5 лет назад +60

      Cicero is like a homicidal Adoring Fan.
      "By the Night Mother, by the Night Mother, by the Night Mother! It's the Listener! I can't believe it's _you,_ standing _here_ next to _me!"_

    • @Alectozere
      @Alectozere 5 лет назад +45

      Cicero gives me fucking heart attacks by suddently laughing while I'm slowly advancing in catacombs. Like..
      * silence *
      HEHEHEHEH

    • @psychosomaticstatic
      @psychosomaticstatic 4 года назад +14

      ...I'm starting to think I shouldn't have slaughtered Cicero...

    • @FecalMatador
      @FecalMatador 4 года назад +5

      joonie noodle soup™ Nah fam. I need that chest piece for the 20% bartering

  • @danieledwards4116
    @danieledwards4116 5 лет назад +605

    Yea the most used one is "where's lydia?"

    • @breadstick8623
      @breadstick8623 5 лет назад +1

      Daniel Edwards
      Here!!

    • @DeianiraJax
      @DeianiraJax 5 лет назад +24

      One time I told Lydia to stay still because I was practicing shouts in high hrothgar and I was halfway through a dungeon when I realised

    • @ashlane3579
      @ashlane3579 5 лет назад +1

      @@DeianiraJax I killed her by accident as soon as she was assigned to me.

    • @cougar4203
      @cougar4203 5 лет назад +4

      Usually when you loose your follower go back to the place where you first told them to follow you, so that means lydia is in dragons reach.

    • @juliannalouisamangahas8657
      @juliannalouisamangahas8657 5 лет назад +1

      I accidentally killed her while playing a werewolf

  • @thejiracros
    @thejiracros 5 лет назад +196

    The Lydia ones, can't be more accurate
    Where the hell is Lydia

    • @skullcandy5409
      @skullcandy5409 5 лет назад +6

      And the fact that she always blocks the door way to... poor stupid lydia.

    • @emeralddraegon
      @emeralddraegon 5 лет назад +2

      @@skullcandy5409 lol Yes! 😂
      "Lydia, I want to leave now. Could you... I dunno... move outta the way? Move. Lydia, move. Get the heck outta the way!"
      *pushes her around until I can get through doorway*
      Lydia gasps as if I've just morally offended her.

    • @courier6640
      @courier6640 5 лет назад

      Probably in some chest in a bear inside a cave under a city you can't remember the name of. Cause I've done it XD.

  • @leeonchungus9246
    @leeonchungus9246 4 года назад +41

    Why is everything in this dude’s house a neutral color

  • @CyclopsRat
    @CyclopsRat 5 лет назад +102

    "fish, snake, bird.....
    Fish, snake, bird. Fish, snake, bird"

    • @thatonedelusionalchick4u268
      @thatonedelusionalchick4u268 5 лет назад +4

      I thought it was a whale....

    • @CyclopsRat
      @CyclopsRat 5 лет назад +1

      Editmylife 4U oh it’s definitely a whale, but that’s not what he says in the video...

    • @KurumiVT
      @KurumiVT 5 лет назад +2

      I always called it dolphin but i knew it was a whale xD idk why!

    • @CyclopsRat
      @CyclopsRat 5 лет назад

      @Bird thank you for joining me. Where are our other associates, fish and snake?

  • @plexusnexus5746
    @plexusnexus5746 5 лет назад +50

    Graenolf: I actually read a book
    _[E] Take The Lusty Argonian Maid_

  • @mystery785
    @mystery785 5 лет назад +1389

    Why am i so proud of myself for knowing almost all these references?
    Edit: thanks for 1.1k likes! That's the most I've ever gotten

    • @justinevans1953
      @justinevans1953 5 лет назад +32

      You should be ashamed not knowing all of the reference. Jk XD

    • @frisk7951
      @frisk7951 5 лет назад +2

      Ikr

    • @mystery785
      @mystery785 5 лет назад +5

      @@huntedplaster9607 how dare you insult TES it's one of the best game series imo, Bethesda games are one of my favorite game companies

    • @verschlimm
      @verschlimm 5 лет назад +5

      Machine Mechine
      Meh. Yeah, Morrowind, along with Oblivion beat Skyrim in my opinion, but Skyrim is pretty fun. Morrowind’s story is way better, of course, though. I would still say that Oblivion is my favorite though.

    • @radsimp5710
      @radsimp5710 5 лет назад +1

      yeet

  • @noahkidd4674
    @noahkidd4674 Год назад +3

    The “overencumbird” 😂 I carried 1300 pounds of dwarven metal out of Mzulft to the windhelm stables (1523 in total weight with my other stuff) and made about 400 dwarven bows to grind my blacksmithing tree. Gotta get that Daedric Smithing perk. I’ve got like 17 daedra hearts just waiting to be used. 😂

  • @reesebollinger4947
    @reesebollinger4947 5 лет назад +715

    Brynjolf is the HOTTEST character in the game. when he says lass oooofff

    • @roansmith6991
      @roansmith6991 5 лет назад +34

      Thought I was the only one 😂

    • @NuclearSeasons1
      @NuclearSeasons1 5 лет назад +32

      Girl are you okay lmfao

    • @blueiis4336
      @blueiis4336 5 лет назад +91

      Farkas could spit on me and I'd say thank you

    • @enshrowd
      @enshrowd 5 лет назад +51

      DEADASS DUDE I MADE FEMALE CHARACTERS JUST TO HEAR HIM CALL ME LASS

    • @apollidoe6651
      @apollidoe6651 5 лет назад +12

      oh thank god there are others like this lmao

  • @cadearoo1782
    @cadearoo1782 5 лет назад +58

    *"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee..."*
    *"Let me guess......someone stole your sweetroll?"*
    *"My cousins out fighting dragons, and what do I get?* *Guard duty..!"*
    *"Psst... I know who you are... hail Sithis!!!"*
    *"Sweet Mother, Sweet Mother, send your child onto me... for the sins of the unworthy must be babtized in blood and fear..."*
    Some of the quotes I love,
    And it's all I can remember for now because of memory.

  • @JaraelMoonsilver
    @JaraelMoonsilver 5 лет назад +160

    I am getting sick and tired of constantly being betrayed. What did i ever do to you, Astrid? Mercer?

    • @slightlyuncomfortable
      @slightlyuncomfortable 5 лет назад +30

      My friend Kris got me invested in the Thieves Guild and even said 'tell mercer i said hi' so i made the guild i priority. Half way i call her crying because 'MERCER??? FUCKING OFFS YOU??? WHAT???' and the fucker started laughing so needless to say i dont trust my friends.

    • @wellsht2958
      @wellsht2958 5 лет назад +2

      @@slightlyuncomfortable *F*

    • @Mythicalrulesme
      @Mythicalrulesme 5 лет назад +6

      I never really liked Mercer much anyway ;-;

    • @anonymoust6611
      @anonymoust6611 5 лет назад +2

      Buenos dias Mercer and Astrid

    • @theresnothinghereatall
      @theresnothinghereatall 4 года назад

      Mercer was always a prick though

  • @heimskr2881
    @heimskr2881 4 года назад +13

    0:40 My favorite part. I only realize my follower is missing when I get over-encumbered :)