Things Skyrim players say 3

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  • @rubyschwartz4794
    @rubyschwartz4794 5 лет назад +4322

    "Wait, I know you."
    "... don't do this to me."
    Me in every social situation

    • @kaonashi1390
      @kaonashi1390 5 лет назад +62

      Me in solitude after completing the dark brotherhood storyline

    • @mercurianrepublic5943
      @mercurianrepublic5943 5 лет назад +10

      same

    • @carlenedanning446
      @carlenedanning446 4 года назад +3

      MEEEE TOOOO

    • @madhattergamer3567
      @madhattergamer3567 4 года назад +25

      "there is no denying. your a wanted man and now it's time to pay for your crimes even tho you are the saviour of the world and all you did was pick a flower."

    • @carlenedanning446
      @carlenedanning446 4 года назад +9

      mad hatter gamer Truth there...
      Why are people so protective of their blue mountain flowers?

  • @mayaklein2524
    @mayaklein2524 5 лет назад +3324

    *finishes a guild quest*
    “Oh, I guess I’m in charge now”

  • @khajyeet4924
    @khajyeet4924 4 года назад +3074

    Guard: "It's not true right?... That you are with the Dark Brotherhood?"
    Me: *_sweats in dark brotherhood assassin outfit_*

    • @daws1620
      @daws1620 4 года назад +180

      *Psst, Hey. I know you. Hail Sithis.*

    • @manumitmkanu9881
      @manumitmkanu9881 4 года назад +63

      I killed all of them.....Every Assassin in this damn cave....Just because I've killed their leader

    • @uwuhi6446
      @uwuhi6446 4 года назад +16

      @@manumitmkanu9881 o h

    • @themermer1660
      @themermer1660 4 года назад +9

      Uhhhhh of course not....

    • @robfus
      @robfus 4 года назад +44

      "Is you? Is the Gourmet?"
      "Yes, it's me"
      (Chef hat and dark brotherood outfit)

  • @tokayoflabrynna8538
    @tokayoflabrynna8538 4 года назад +1519

    dragonborn: okay, so I almost got killed by bandits and necromancers but I found your trinket for you.
    *quest giver: it's okay you can keep it.*

    • @MsLaShonda
      @MsLaShonda 4 года назад +34

      Tokay of Labrynna I mostly kill the quest giver after unless it’s a cool follower

    • @rebeccaschroder3000
      @rebeccaschroder3000 4 года назад +23

      *MURDERTIME*

    • @nunuhermansyah7562
      @nunuhermansyah7562 4 года назад +4

      You can sell it

    • @misssteak1290
      @misssteak1290 4 года назад +41

      *kills a blood dragon* : 100 gold
      *delivering that one letter* : 1500 gold
      Seems about right

    • @tokayoflabrynna8538
      @tokayoflabrynna8538 4 года назад +2

      @@misssteak1290 you gonna love skyrim about that ahhaha

  • @toasty8908
    @toasty8908 5 лет назад +1410

    When the guards say "Wait... I know you..." I'm just like "yes, that's probably because I saved Tamriel from the world eater, saved Skyrim from forever darkness without the sun, And killed the first dragonborn. Of f---ing course you know me"

    • @jesseperrella4022
      @jesseperrella4022 4 года назад +78

      Ikr? What pisses me off is that they get the stupid idea that they might be dragonborn... Seriously...

    • @FecalMatador
      @FecalMatador 4 года назад +110

      Jesse Perrella “Got to thinking... maybe I’m the Dragonborn, and I just don’t know it yet””

    • @jesseperrella4022
      @jesseperrella4022 4 года назад +6

      @@FecalMatador Jesus Christ 😂

    • @jaxusr235
      @jaxusr235 4 года назад +47

      Panic! at My Existence And don’t forget became the Harbinger of the Companions, Archmage of the College of Winterhold, Leader of the Dark Brotherhood and the Thieves Guild, as well as home owner in basically every hold. Oh, and put an end to the civil war. Might’ve missed one, but hey.

    • @christopheredwards9904
      @christopheredwards9904 4 года назад +25

      "Nah, I might be mistaking you for another badass Dragon Slayer who saved all of Tamriel from total engulfment, eternal darkness, all mortal enslavement to the original dragon cult on both Solstheim and Skyrim, and probably also saved the world from the domination of the first dragonborn, whom resided in the Daedric Lord of infinite knowledge's realm of Oblivion, who secretly was plotting a revenge against his master whom forsook him in the end of the 2nd era by tricking him into eternal slavery in exchange for infinite knowledge. That was my bad, carry on."
      - Unnamed Whiterun Guard.

  • @pikloo4631
    @pikloo4631 5 лет назад +884

    *When the shopkeepers say "come back any time" and then when you break in, they say your "not welcome"*

  • @TuberoseKisser
    @TuberoseKisser 5 лет назад +7475

    I seriously love how this is legitimately what Skyrim players go through.

  • @quirmple
    @quirmple 5 лет назад +7161

    *uses cape, Turtle neck, and jacket to hide hickie*
    Sneak 100

    • @Cody.Tafoya
      @Cody.Tafoya 5 лет назад +358

      Illusion 100

    • @i.ii.8140
      @i.ii.8140 5 лет назад +58

      what I'm thinking

    • @_Colie
      @_Colie 5 лет назад +58

      I said Ooooo! Damn boi!

    • @pastabad4939
      @pastabad4939 5 лет назад +432

      KrispyKristian he then pretends it’s a vampire bite intellect 100

    • @sol503
      @sol503 5 лет назад +17

      literally mood

  • @abyssalshadow5878
    @abyssalshadow5878 4 года назад +1023

    "hi h..."
    *volume increases by 400%*
    "I DON'T CLAIM TO BE THE BEST BLACKSMITH IN SKYRIM"

    • @stonksboinz
      @stonksboinz 4 года назад +57

      "What do you have?" "THE FINEST WEAPONS AND ARMOR"

    • @jeelpandya5147
      @jeelpandya5147 4 года назад +28

      @@stonksboinz *only has iron armor*

    • @darth-severus
      @darth-severus 4 года назад +10

      @@jeelpandya5147 every merchant ever

    • @Linguineo
      @Linguineo 3 года назад +13

      Some may call this junk, me, I call them treasures

    • @holyassasin0544
      @holyassasin0544 3 года назад

      WHERE'S THE BLACKSMITH

  • @khajiithaswaresifyouhaveco8342
    @khajiithaswaresifyouhaveco8342 5 лет назад +1019

    * Kills someone in a public place and no one detects it *
    Dragonborn: *"Oh, HoW dId ThAt HaPpEn?!?"*

    • @uwuhi6446
      @uwuhi6446 4 года назад +18

      Me everytime I snipe someone with my bow "wHerE dID tHaT coRpSe cOMe fRom.. how strange..."

    • @astra3310
      @astra3310 4 года назад +3

      Don’t mind me. Just.... looking for evidence to the ReAl KiLLeR..... ooh a ring

    • @cholerickira
      @cholerickira 4 года назад

      I have coin khajiit, what are your wares?

    • @hides-in-marshes1434
      @hides-in-marshes1434 3 года назад

      @@cholerickira Well, I guess it's safe to say, he doesn't have the wares.

    • @airitindeparrotin6018
      @airitindeparrotin6018 3 года назад

      I dragged that one Penitus guy around Solitude in brod daylight while I looked for an amusing place to put him. One of the guards told me to "put that down"...
      I must be the best damn Dark Sister to ever walk the face of Nirn.
      Or something

  • @sol503
    @sol503 5 лет назад +1862

    "Stay out of trouble?" *dramatically takes off glasses* "It's because I'm a Khajiit, isn't it?" Mood.

    • @imdone8243
      @imdone8243 5 лет назад +59

      Khajits are so oppressed, Damm those Nord supremacists

    • @sol503
      @sol503 5 лет назад +60

      @@imdone8243 I know right? I can't walk down the street without some Nord shouting at me for existing.

    • @fjustfoxtrot8558
      @fjustfoxtrot8558 5 лет назад +6

      @@sol503 Same

    • @97dusk
      @97dusk 4 года назад +6

      Mood as an Argonian...

    • @HunhowsShadowStalker
      @HunhowsShadowStalker 4 года назад +8

      This one can barely walk down the street without some Nord thinking all Khajiit are thieves. Just because Khajiit is good at sneaking doesn't mean that Khajiit is a thief!

  • @TheMallachiv
    @TheMallachiv 5 лет назад +3479

    I died laughing at "I DON'T CLAIM TO BE THE BEST BLACKSMITH IN SKYRIM"

    • @alexwright5215
      @alexwright5215 5 лет назад +8

      Fr 😂😂

    • @Dennogra
      @Dennogra 5 лет назад +7

      Same here xD

    • @Jaysolo1
      @Jaysolo1 5 лет назад +14

      Me to and the blackreach one😂😂😂

    • @tskwared667
      @tskwared667 5 лет назад +25

      TheMallachiv I downloaded the game for the first time a week ago and I've been spending a ton of time smithing the armor and weapons mods that I downloaded, I can hear her dialogue line in my sleep

    • @fjustfoxtrot8558
      @fjustfoxtrot8558 5 лет назад +1

      Same

  • @TheYongPal
    @TheYongPal 5 лет назад +2643

    "Another wanderer here to lick my fathers boots" U BETTER PRAY I DONT FIND THE NON ESSENTIAL MOD

    • @nuddle7726
      @nuddle7726 5 лет назад +185

      "Are you one of my fathers new servants? You should know i like my steak rare". NIGGA DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

    • @febelpancake
      @febelpancake 5 лет назад +74

      FroFlyer Flyin the first time I heard that I gained 1000 bounty

    • @Ranger_4878
      @Ranger_4878 5 лет назад +19

      Shrek Ice form see how you like being frozen for a few hours brat

    • @dune_strider3055
      @dune_strider3055 5 лет назад +5

      You forgot the “good job!” At the end

    • @chadcybercock3915
      @chadcybercock3915 5 лет назад +10

      *Frantically installs Heart Breaker...*

  • @Vinnare
    @Vinnare 4 года назад +382

    I walked into the riften jail and the jailor said “hey psst i know you, hail sithis”

    • @drelude3387
      @drelude3387 4 года назад +11

      Does that actually happen?

    • @curlyfriboi655
      @curlyfriboi655 4 года назад +23

      Drelude yeah it happens anywhere after you join the dark brotherhood

  • @KuroiAllen
    @KuroiAllen 5 лет назад +1614

    "I've been playing this game for how long and I just discovered this?!"
    Amen to that brother.

  • @actuallylollypop7469
    @actuallylollypop7469 5 лет назад +584

    "Why are the stromcloaks black and blue? Because they can't see the white-gold concordat" I'm losing it😂

    • @highintlowwis6580
      @highintlowwis6580 5 лет назад +3

      Read it as you said it

    • @novaenricarter705
      @novaenricarter705 4 года назад

      CONCORDAT XD

    • @timothydemann4689
      @timothydemann4689 4 года назад +1

      Concordat is correct... Idk what you other two are talking about...

    • @MsFuzzipoo
      @MsFuzzipoo 4 года назад +7

      Okay is this a reference to THAT dress (the one that some swore was white/gold and others said blue/black)? Because if so it took me forever to get the joke.

    • @privatefeetpics7415
      @privatefeetpics7415 4 года назад +1

      @@MsFuzzipoo it's because the stormcloaks couldn't see that they would've all died if it weren't for that contract

  • @matthewwatson7302
    @matthewwatson7302 5 лет назад +1391

    Things Oblivion Players Say:
    ‘Have you heard of the high elves?’

  • @alienmatsu156
    @alienmatsu156 5 лет назад +270

    “Dont cause trouble-“
    “You know what?
    Just because you said that...”
    *quicksave*

  • @JonoZaidi
    @JonoZaidi 5 лет назад +447

    Grandson: how did you survive that dragon encounter
    Grandpa: In the midst of battle I went into my inventory drank 50 bottles of wine and ale and ate 69 cheese wheels and 420 soup bowls

  • @annaanderson6671
    @annaanderson6671 5 лет назад +253

    "Why are the Stormcloaks black and blue? Because they can't see the white gold concordat!"
    I'm crying omg

    • @TW-ug5iq
      @TW-ug5iq 3 года назад +5

      That joke is SO underrated 😂

    • @adamwright396
      @adamwright396 3 года назад +1

      Why are the Khajjit so strong? Bc they sell there Skooma instead of drinking it😂

    • @dastan4natsad
      @dastan4natsad 3 года назад +1

      I don't understand

    • @honeyapple4511
      @honeyapple4511 3 года назад

      Dragon tier joke 🐉

    • @TW-ug5iq
      @TW-ug5iq 3 года назад +5

      @@dastan4natsad refers to the dress that went viral. People couldn’t tell if it was black/blue or white/gold. Elite banter

  • @dragenkiler5011
    @dragenkiler5011 5 лет назад +1605

    Black reach looks so cool
    5 minutes later
    I don't want to come back

    • @loai_aldossary
      @loai_aldossary 5 лет назад +62

      5 mins later bro your patience level is pretty high

    • @orestis6804
      @orestis6804 5 лет назад +48

      i can't last there 40 seconds lad, you have iron will.

    • @Darth_Supaku
      @Darth_Supaku 5 лет назад +36

      **PTSD KICKS IN*

    • @Aerowarrier
      @Aerowarrier 5 лет назад +65

      5 mins after that
      HOW THE HELL DO I LEAVE

    • @Aerowarrier
      @Aerowarrier 5 лет назад +13

      followed quickly by “oh yeah i can summon a dragon. that’s neat”

  • @sir_paranoia
    @sir_paranoia 5 лет назад +697

    _Cat walk in_
    *"YoU ARe TAkeING uS soMEWheRE WaRM I TRuST?"*

    • @tristitia601
      @tristitia601 5 лет назад +18

      Warm sands.

    • @aoneko6813
      @aoneko6813 5 лет назад +11

      May your roads lead you to warm sands.

    • @jesseperrella4022
      @jesseperrella4022 4 года назад

      @mewmewwolfangel omfg 😂

    • @RalphRoberts1
      @RalphRoberts1 4 года назад

      That's the only bummer about khajiit. A sandy shit hole sounds awful. Otherwise I'd want elsewhere to be the location of ES5

    • @darthportus
      @darthportus 4 года назад +2

      @mewmewwolfangel J'zargo will be an excelent mage.

  • @romanbath5732
    @romanbath5732 5 лет назад +1547

    no one:
    literally nobody:
    not a single soul:
    Adrianne Avenicci: I don’t claim to be the best blacksmith in Whiterun-

    • @puddle.drinker
      @puddle.drinker 5 лет назад +83

      "What do you have for sale?"
      "OnLy ThE BeSt StEeL iN SkYrIm!"

    • @mysticvx2721
      @mysticvx2721 5 лет назад +35

      'Eorlund Gray-Mane holds that title!'

    • @anthonylong9067
      @anthonylong9067 4 года назад +9

      Nobody:
      Hulda: i like this job but i want to retire-

    • @vitormurilocoelho
      @vitormurilocoelho 4 года назад +12

      GODS BE PRAISED

    • @vitormurilocoelho
      @vitormurilocoelho 4 года назад +11

      GOT A LOT OF STEEL TO SHAPE

  • @shadusnox
    @shadusnox 5 лет назад +150

    I want a sky rim mod that makes guards say " hey I know you..... you're that guy who did that cool quest thing! I thought you were amazing doing that, have this ale on me friend!" It would troll so many players...

    • @Yive.
      @Yive. 3 года назад +3

      Guard dialogue overhaul

  • @Bren_tendo
    @Bren_tendo 5 лет назад +265

    “I’m looking for the Khajit caravan”
    *looks at caravan*
    *they’re all floating 20m off the ground*

  • @melanie1483
    @melanie1483 5 лет назад +630

    "This door wants me to kill my friends" also happens to apply to Fable

    • @TrulyTheGuy
      @TrulyTheGuy 4 года назад +11

      Melanie Daugherty yeees I love fable, especially 2

    • @ganglymangly
      @ganglymangly 4 года назад +3

      @@TrulyTheGuy Fable: TLC is the best though

    • @insolizzz
      @insolizzz 4 года назад +2

      I love Fable!

    • @misssteak1290
      @misssteak1290 4 года назад +4

      Omg yess fable was basically a fever dream to me

    • @noraeld5020
      @noraeld5020 3 года назад +2

      Ahh fable is so good

  • @hahahakim
    @hahahakim 5 лет назад +461

    "Protect or deal some damage"
    "selling daggers for all your septims actually"

    • @faniefrikkie6868
      @faniefrikkie6868 5 лет назад +7

      Yep I will also appear to be randomly appearing and disappearing to your view but relax, it's just some uh Dragon born power. We decided to call it uhm Kwikloud

    • @bjornerlendur4606
      @bjornerlendur4606 5 лет назад +1

      Well, for me they're more like buying as many daggers as they can afford

    • @faniefrikkie6868
      @faniefrikkie6868 5 лет назад

      @@bjornerlendur4606 dress it up as you wish

    • @bjornerlendur4606
      @bjornerlendur4606 5 лет назад

      @@faniefrikkie6868 enchanted, of course. Frost damage

    • @faniefrikkie6868
      @faniefrikkie6868 5 лет назад +1

      @@bjornerlendur4606 aaah yes, a good prelue before parylise

  • @TihetrisWeathersby
    @TihetrisWeathersby 5 лет назад +1332

    Put Graenolf in TES VI as a drunk bard

  • @Hrvsusveusi
    @Hrvsusveusi 4 года назад +358

    Every good and confusing conversation always starts with:
    *I'm not a furry but,*

    • @stingerjohnny9951
      @stingerjohnny9951 4 года назад +10

      keira rehm insert Zootopia, Beastars or elder Scrolls drunk conversation heeeeeere...

    • @onelusciouslad7841
      @onelusciouslad7841 3 года назад

      @@stingerjohnny9951 If Nick Wilde, Legoshi (or Louis) and a Khajiit were in one room with mood lighting, tell me you wouldn't totally bone *atleast* one of them.

    • @stingerjohnny9951
      @stingerjohnny9951 3 года назад +1

      @@onelusciouslad7841 oh I’m bonin all three of them. You have a preference on which Kajiit?

    • @onelusciouslad7841
      @onelusciouslad7841 3 года назад +1

      @@stingerjohnny9951 Oh M’aiq, no question!
      Oh that godly beast, yes I support the theory that M’aiq is a god

  • @itdobeawren
    @itdobeawren 5 лет назад +88

    "Wait, I know you"
    *"Don't do this to me"*
    I can feel the pain in his voice. Its either kill him, pay the fine, or run and never return to that town.

    • @moamenh5133
      @moamenh5133 4 года назад +5

      Wren lol *violently spams tab to exit dialogue*

  • @kin7173
    @kin7173 5 лет назад +549

    so subtle yet, so impactful. inside jokes are what these are

  • @sarahfox1313
    @sarahfox1313 5 лет назад +373

    Me: I'm just gonna go to this dungeon real quick. No distractions this time.
    Also me: Keeps finding new locations on the way
    20 hours later
    Me: Ok, now what was I doing?

    • @lethalassassin1754
      @lethalassassin1754 5 лет назад +5

      This is me rn in fallout 4 and im not ashamed to admit it lol.

    • @bknighttheemo8756
      @bknighttheemo8756 5 лет назад +4

      Adam Benton every single open world game haha😹😭

    • @s-aga
      @s-aga 5 лет назад +2

      i have never related to any comment more than this one

    • @DiamondSparklz61
      @DiamondSparklz61 5 лет назад +3

      yas bro. I spent more time hunting books and exploring than actually doing quests. yea. favorite series is the Wolf Queen and I'm missing volumes 2 and 8

    • @skyrimgamerdovahkiin5238
      @skyrimgamerdovahkiin5238 4 года назад

      Me: I'm gonna go to that dungeon.
      Bandits, Dragon, Vampires and Thalmor: i don't think so!

  • @Azuraxexe
    @Azuraxexe 5 лет назад +392

    1:10 - so basically there’s two things that possibly happened here:
    He asked someone to give him a hickey for the skit
    Or he had a Hickey and made a skit with it
    Either way that’s commitment👌🏻😔

    • @brieoshiro
      @brieoshiro 5 лет назад +16

      OR used a vacuum cleaner haha

    • @sassypwny
      @sassypwny 5 лет назад +56

      I thought the girl that was filming was his girlfriend and I thought that’s who gave him the hickey and then I realized it’s probably his sister

    • @nubbs.
      @nubbs. 5 лет назад +40

      Maddy Fox ALABAMA 100

    • @kajiithasnowares8839
      @kajiithasnowares8839 5 лет назад +9

      "or he had a hickey and made a *shit* with it" lol

    • @Azuraxexe
      @Azuraxexe 5 лет назад +1

      Mickey Pug Pug LMAOO I JUST NOTICED THAT

  • @gamelikers
    @gamelikers 5 лет назад +224

    "hi-"
    "I DONT CLAIM TO BE THE BEST BLACKSMITH IN SKYRIM"
    My reply to when someone asks what i want to be when im older at family gatherings

  • @Jazro.
    @Jazro. 5 лет назад +413

    Here I am, level 76 and trying to figure out alchemy.

    • @anastasisstergiou4357
      @anastasisstergiou4357 4 года назад +4

      @@bman3370 Naniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

    • @omartrapp5132
      @omartrapp5132 4 года назад +6

      OmegaFox Gaming true god amongst men

    • @vulpesstrix6299
      @vulpesstrix6299 3 года назад +1

      Potion of Fortify Carry. Cheap to make, easy levels and MONEY

    • @clevoro
      @clevoro 3 года назад

      Level 20 here...

    • @devancanipe1978
      @devancanipe1978 3 года назад

      Your close to the eon night or whatever his name is

  • @timeoui6476
    @timeoui6476 5 лет назад +146

    "The Orcs have accepted me as one of their own."
    Khajiit walks behind him.

  • @lewisshaw8411
    @lewisshaw8411 5 лет назад +260

    Gotta love wearing Nightingale armor as a Khajiit and seeing your tail clip through the cape

  • @scrap-bot
    @scrap-bot 5 лет назад +423

    Almost 8 years later and I'm still not tired of Skyrim. I could watch videos like this all day

    • @newmexicogunnigga9145
      @newmexicogunnigga9145 5 лет назад +2

      I started playing oblivon the other day tbh

    • @ultimatepunster5850
      @ultimatepunster5850 5 лет назад +2

      Sorry the comment "Almost 8 years later" made me think I was watching a Nate video.

  • @koenslotboom1910
    @koenslotboom1910 4 года назад +227

    Me when I enter Riften for the first time:
    *sees Maul* oh right... that guy... *jumps over barrels to avoid all contact with Maul*
    Me when I enter Riften for the second time:
    *forgets about Maul* "I don't know you. You in Riften lookin' for trouble?"
    *screams*

    • @febentesfaye612
      @febentesfaye612 4 года назад +3

      Lol me too. From what I remember, there’s one way I got him to be somewhat nice to me on first encounter.....but it comes with a price.....show him a stone of Barenziah.

    • @jasonschroeder9963
      @jasonschroeder9963 4 года назад +3

      @@febentesfaye612 or if you have high enough persuasion you can gossip with him lol.

    • @febentesfaye612
      @febentesfaye612 4 года назад +3

      Jason Schroeder True, that was my suggestion if u didn’t have a high enough speech. I usually go there first thing to get Inigo.

    • @Abigail-qv9wg
      @Abigail-qv9wg 3 года назад

      Shut Maul, I don't care, I'm just going to the Bee & Barb to get an Amulet of Mara.

    • @JohnDoe-bo5yk
      @JohnDoe-bo5yk 3 года назад

      He just straight up tells you that Maiden is in with the thieves guild and shit. Like nah I'm not a stranger or undercover guard. Dumb bastard

  • @bearmuffin7266
    @bearmuffin7266 5 лет назад +86

    Another thing skyrim gamers say: "why do I have to go through this whole cave when there's a door right here"

    • @rabidcel
      @rabidcel 3 года назад +2

      Underrated comment

  • @grimmitto
    @grimmitto 5 лет назад +252

    "I didn't think anyone would come to my wedding," SO TRUE, when I married Lydia all of my friends were there :,)

    • @spencerryan4359
      @spencerryan4359 5 лет назад +1

      I feel like that face will rape me in my sleep with a vacuum cleaner hose (];^) (Beret Soldier)

    • @carlenedanning446
      @carlenedanning446 4 года назад +22

      Hold up... you married... LYDIA?!?!?! WHYYYYY

    • @kylewyatt8073
      @kylewyatt8073 4 года назад +1

      Lydia ain't got shit on Mi'Lady Aela

    • @FecalMatador
      @FecalMatador 4 года назад

      Kyle Wyatt I married Muiri and bring Aela and Serana as companions for kinky 4ways. I’m a female Khajit xD

    • @GamerNerdess
      @GamerNerdess 4 года назад +1

      If you got Xbox one, try having Inigo around her. The commentary is hilarious.

  • @spicyyams9426
    @spicyyams9426 5 лет назад +431

    “THIS DOOR WANTS ME TO KILL MY FRIENDS!!!!’” omg that killed me 😂😂😂😂

    • @python1972
      @python1972 5 лет назад +3

      What's that a reference to?

    • @turinturambar1688
      @turinturambar1688 5 лет назад +8

      3L3M3NT4LP4ND4 ebony blade quest whispering door

    • @casperd5257
      @casperd5257 4 года назад

      The best one for me

    • @loyalheroboom136
      @loyalheroboom136 4 года назад

      Haha lol

    • @MsFuzzipoo
      @MsFuzzipoo 4 года назад +1

      That bit is my favorite. It's absurd when you really think about it... And his delivery of that line is perfection!

  • @adamrbrewer1660
    @adamrbrewer1660 5 лет назад +5787

    Did... Did you use a hickey as a prop then cover it up the rest of the video? I appreciate you

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  5 лет назад +1495

      :')

    • @novialemon6329
      @novialemon6329 5 лет назад +783

      *illusion level 100*

    • @neilclerk2579
      @neilclerk2579 5 лет назад +401

      What if it wasn't a prop, but a mere convenient happenstance?

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 5 лет назад +103

      @@slyceth Well that escalated...

    • @OmegaRiley
      @OmegaRiley 5 лет назад +95

      @@slyceth you uh... you alright there buddy? Need a talk?

  • @tys_misadventures7003
    @tys_misadventures7003 5 лет назад +112

    "Ugh, I was in that lair for two seconds HEY FALION"

  • @TheCptnOfFail
    @TheCptnOfFail 5 лет назад +80

    "Wait I know you!"
    "NO YOU DON'T!"
    30 seconds and a quick save earlier:
    "I work with my mother, to sell fruits and vegetables..."

  • @noctisdrake8020
    @noctisdrake8020 5 лет назад +730

    Hey, I know who you are
    *_Hail Sithis_*

    • @akechijubeimitsuhide
      @akechijubeimitsuhide 5 лет назад +33

      And then a minute later same guard wants to arrest me for assassinating someone

    • @oldmonkey6753
      @oldmonkey6753 5 лет назад +16

      Silence, my brother.

    • @hurky_1778
      @hurky_1778 5 лет назад +11

      @@oldmonkey6753 Innocence, my brother

    • @mystery5793
      @mystery5793 5 лет назад +5

      For the night mother

    • @dummythicc8731
      @dummythicc8731 5 лет назад +1

      Are you the Listener?

  • @katsav285
    @katsav285 5 лет назад +124

    Love how these gradually get more obscure

  • @Arguskyrim
    @Arguskyrim 5 лет назад +318

    Graenolf: Things Skyrim Players Say
    Me: Oyfum

  • @bagelbramble7335
    @bagelbramble7335 4 года назад +69

    "You want me to stop with my shouting? Sure, buddy. Sure."

  • @mythalda0040
    @mythalda0040 4 года назад +19

    Me: *dies*
    Bandit: "He must have wandered off"

  • @cryptidcutie3379
    @cryptidcutie3379 5 лет назад +163

    Me: Okay. This time I’m going to do the main quest, no lollygagging!
    *5 hours later, level 15, still haven’t finished “The Horn of Jurgen Windcaller*
    Me: What was the main quest again?

    • @UndeadAngel1987
      @UndeadAngel1987 5 лет назад +13

      "I'm sure if I play through all these quests ONE of them is bound to further the main story right?"

    • @aelavalevier1883
      @aelavalevier1883 5 лет назад +9

      I always stopped at the horn of jurgen windcaller and continued when I'm level 100 or something and finished 80% of skyrim quests 😂😂😂

    • @spencerryan4359
      @spencerryan4359 5 лет назад +7

      I'm pushing level 50 and have yet to fight a dragon yet

    • @deletedaccount3047
      @deletedaccount3047 5 лет назад +3

      I played for 45 hours before actually going to get the dragonstone 😂

    • @spencerryan4359
      @spencerryan4359 5 лет назад +2

      @@deletedaccount3047 close to 210 hours

  • @gabrielberger7439
    @gabrielberger7439 5 лет назад +314

    Liked the lighting glitch on your T-Shirt at 1:00. Realism levels are through the roof

  • @octavianaries2825
    @octavianaries2825 5 лет назад +71

    That Oblivion Acrobatics one was me the entire time in Skyrim. I miss being able to level up from just walking around.

    • @ihatetarajean616
      @ihatetarajean616 5 лет назад +3

      Omg! Yes! I alternate playing Oblivion and Skyrim, so I sometimes start bouncing in Skyrim and get super let down!

    • @Mutski1579
      @Mutski1579 5 лет назад +1

      Muffle

    • @novern4925
      @novern4925 5 лет назад

      I haven't played Oblivion but For some reason I do that too

    • @MsFuzzipoo
      @MsFuzzipoo 4 года назад

      @@Mutski1579 Yes! Constantly spamming the muffle spell is THE way I level up. I think I've made my Illusion skill tree "legendary" at least 10 times each playthrough so I can go back to the lowest Illusion level and keep on spamming/leveling up!

  • @thefrenzy2305
    @thefrenzy2305 5 лет назад +23

    "Ok just one more stealth archer playthrough"

  • @retcho212
    @retcho212 4 года назад +108

    Graenolf: Spooky Villains
    Me: wait a minute (turns to EpicNate)
    Me: wait I know you.

  • @morganconnett8625
    @morganconnett8625 5 лет назад +413

    Found it! Oyfum is at 5:31 on the knife blade when he lifts it and says “just for you”. Sneaky, sneaky Graenolf.👍🏻
    Great video! I love your skits, especially your Skyrim ones. Hilarious and accurate as usual.😂

  • @fuxkchris
    @fuxkchris 5 лет назад +63

    Waiting for the day you actually get to voice act for a Bethesda game.

  • @bishop4390
    @bishop4390 5 лет назад +48

    "wait, I know you"
    "Oh God, I didn't mean to take that one vegetable in the bowl inside Belethors, please don't send the entire hold militia onto me!"

    • @kaprory
      @kaprory 3 года назад

      I literally accidentally stole a GOURD and I had the the entire guard after me.

  • @possepossum
    @possepossum 4 года назад +40

    Guard: “Stay out of trouble, cat.”
    Me: BOI I CAN SLAUGHTER YOU WHOLE VILLAGE- oh wait... I see ur point

    • @HentaiJesus69
      @HentaiJesus69 4 года назад +1

      The first one is my favorite with the pillar. It's the shrine of boeithia. You take a follower and kill him/her.

  • @LazarusIvan7
    @LazarusIvan7 5 лет назад +28

    I need to sacrifice someone for this cult?
    ...
    I know just the person.
    *fast travels to dragonsreach*

  • @NoNameHasBeenFound
    @NoNameHasBeenFound 5 лет назад +77

    Lemme tell ya, that White-Gold Concordat joke was great

  • @EthalaRide
    @EthalaRide 5 лет назад +64

    "I can't cry in front of you" that is the most adorable bonus clip I've seen lol.

  • @BryceEdwardBrown
    @BryceEdwardBrown 5 лет назад +42

    No one wants to go back to Blackreach

    • @JustAlex96
      @JustAlex96 5 лет назад +3

      It actually works well as a shortcut, because its way smaller than the area of skyrim that it supposedly covers. Saves you some time xD

    • @jackalakkin
      @jackalakkin 5 лет назад

      BLACKREACH IS THE BEST YOU HUSH

    • @Dargonkin527
      @Dargonkin527 5 лет назад

      thank you Thought I was the only one....

    • @spurgurnaspurgelius2390
      @spurgurnaspurgelius2390 5 лет назад +1

      Buffalo Soldier (Fast travel)

  • @chrispy199
    @chrispy199 4 года назад +10

    "babe I need you to give me a hickey"
    "why ?"
    "trust, its for a skyrim video."

  • @Ozzy-ux9ns
    @Ozzy-ux9ns 4 года назад +21

    "Why dont I meet you there?"
    Me already finished a dungeon and leaves: oh hey you guys are finally here

  • @xanderanimate3892
    @xanderanimate3892 5 лет назад +51

    Me: Wow Blackreach!
    Me also: Wheres the F-ing EXIT!!

  • @milo-hv8je
    @milo-hv8je 5 лет назад +384

    Ive never clicked faster in my life

    • @Hi-vf9wx
      @Hi-vf9wx 5 лет назад +2

      Your profile pic gives me life

    • @milo-hv8je
      @milo-hv8je 5 лет назад

      @@Hi-vf9wx thanks

    • @Daelyah
      @Daelyah 5 лет назад +1

      @@Hi-vf9wx Looks so Deadpool approved...💗
      (He'd be soooo happy to discover Spidey being pan, as well. 😊)

  • @cameron9239
    @cameron9239 5 лет назад +81

    I was about to sleep after a long shift... now I'm going to wake up the house laughing

  • @TigerSaphire56
    @TigerSaphire56 5 лет назад +12

    "I've been playing this game for how long and I just discovered this??" Accurate

  • @Relaxingtitan
    @Relaxingtitan 4 года назад +17

    “This door wants me to kill my friends!”
    Not again

  • @8igh8isreal
    @8igh8isreal 5 лет назад +626

    What fallout 76 players say: I want a refund

  • @nayanihil
    @nayanihil 5 лет назад +114

    1:21 Graenolf in a turtleneck and glasses is 😍

  • @macguire7630
    @macguire7630 5 лет назад +183

    Nice job covering up your hickey

  • @MiahTRT
    @MiahTRT 5 лет назад +8

    2:56 *EORLUND GRAYMANE'S GOT THAT HONOR, MAN'S STEEL IS LEGENDARY*

  • @daleharden1749
    @daleharden1749 4 года назад +6

    I keep on hearing about this "Ebony Warrior", why have I never seen him?
    *finds out quest activates when your reach level 80*
    𝑶𝒉.

  • @trythrusting9980
    @trythrusting9980 5 лет назад +59

    Stopped playing Skyrim, but now I feel like playing again

    • @anthonyaoun2919
      @anthonyaoun2919 5 лет назад +1

      Why would anyone stop

    • @lethalassassin1754
      @lethalassassin1754 5 лет назад +1

      You can't stop. You can be away for a few months or more but skyrim is a constant game lol. Best way to get back into it is to create and roleplay a character. I couldn't play a character more than 20 hours before i got bored and started another. I have my nord ive created a unique look, backstory and personality for....over 200 hours and still not sick of her.

    • @trythrusting9980
      @trythrusting9980 5 лет назад +2

      @@anthonyaoun2919 It just started to feel repetetive, I can still remember pretty much every single dungeon etc.

    • @fuzzybearvlogs390
      @fuzzybearvlogs390 5 лет назад +1

      😱 how dare you stop playing lol
      I think I’m addicted xD

    • @gavindunn1178
      @gavindunn1178 5 лет назад

      Me too

  • @kingofmeatballs5932
    @kingofmeatballs5932 5 лет назад +136

    Me playing a stealthy build 5 minutes later Lydia WTF no ! Oh crap I’m dead . Brilliant video man OYFUM

    • @tylerblubaugh5549
      @tylerblubaugh5549 5 лет назад +1

      I'm have a question where did oyfum start and what does It mean

    • @fashionsuckman4652
      @fashionsuckman4652 5 лет назад

      @@tylerblubaugh5549 oh you fucked up man?

  • @SpaceEmos
    @SpaceEmos 5 лет назад +26

    2:31 After growing up on Oblivion I do this in literally every game I play whether it helps me or not

  • @azcar_steel6766
    @azcar_steel6766 3 года назад +3

    The blackreach bit is TOO real for me, literally spent an entire day attempting to escape

  • @Chattman4311
    @Chattman4311 4 года назад +55

    "Im in lesbians with you"
    Ahh i got that reference

  • @sqwizard9819
    @sqwizard9819 5 лет назад +99

    *hippity hoppity all your skooma is now my property*
    *that's how we do it here in Tamriel ÙwÚ*

  • @kingofmeatballs5932
    @kingofmeatballs5932 5 лет назад +20

    Me playing Skyrim at 4Am my mum be like are you up playing Skyrim again :me: no of course not ( persuade) speech increased to 100

    • @UndeadAngel1987
      @UndeadAngel1987 5 лет назад +2

      Then you accidentally pick up Merida's Beacon and nearly die from shock in the middle of the night.

    • @kingofmeatballs5932
      @kingofmeatballs5932 5 лет назад +2

      I hate that quest so much a new hand breaks the beacon much better

    • @carlenedanning446
      @carlenedanning446 4 года назад +1

      Eric Conner I mean, the quest itself is annoying but the reward is SO cool.

  • @hibiscustea9274
    @hibiscustea9274 5 лет назад +34

    Favorite Quote #1 -
    "WAIT I KNOW YOU"
    "please don't do this--"
    Favorite Quote #2 -
    "thIS DOOR WANTS ME TO KILL MY FRIENDS."

    • @bonyfax2345
      @bonyfax2345 4 года назад +1

      I DO NOT CLAIM TO BE THE BEST BLACKSMITH IN SKYRIM!

    • @TheRealGetochi
      @TheRealGetochi 4 года назад

      I dont get the second quote even tough I play skyrim a lot

    • @bonyfax2345
      @bonyfax2345 4 года назад

      Getochi
      It’s from a quest “whiering door” where a daedric prince whats-her-name calls out to you and gives you a sword which becomes stronger the more of your friends you kill

  • @alliethomas4527
    @alliethomas4527 5 лет назад +6

    Every single time i hear “wait! I know you” i say I’m a mocking accent “no you don’t....”

  • @couldbeme5561
    @couldbeme5561 5 лет назад +9

    I feel like it’s more “Wait, I know you.”
    “No you don’t bye”

  • @dianabarnett6886
    @dianabarnett6886 5 лет назад +12

    Stealth archery. Never gets old.

  • @generalreclaimer2068
    @generalreclaimer2068 5 лет назад +8

    " Watch the sky's traveler" - Whiterun Guard Number:26 - 2011

  • @mettatonneo1147
    @mettatonneo1147 5 лет назад +8

    Dragonborn: Five minutes!
    Dragonborn: Could you not resurrect a dragon-
    Dragonborn to Alduin: *FOR FIVE MINUTES?!*

  • @YuThinkUrCool
    @YuThinkUrCool 5 лет назад +9

    2:09 HAHAHA literally me every time Miraak stole a dragon soul.. then I eventually decided to complete that dlc

  • @KatieoftheNight
    @KatieoftheNight 5 лет назад +2

    This is really special that you're releasing these right now because I'm doing my FIRST playthrough ever right now! You said my actual words about Blackreach omg.

  • @bdd4556
    @bdd4556 5 лет назад +22

    4:31 shout out to the homie nate lmao

  • @hannahkiser4627
    @hannahkiser4627 5 лет назад +33

    GRAENOLF! WATCH OUT FOR THE SABRE CAT AT 4:05

  • @InstantRoman
    @InstantRoman 5 лет назад +59

    I'm sure I'm not the only one who stopped what they were doing as soon as they saw this video was out!!

  • @bungerbungerbunger246
    @bungerbungerbunger246 4 года назад +2

    2:08 that's legit the exact opposite of how I reacted to Miraak taking *my* dragon soul from me.

  • @livfowler8100
    @livfowler8100 4 года назад +6

    omg it always makes my day when random people and family show up to my wedding idk why

  • @happyglowworm2419
    @happyglowworm2419 5 лет назад +11

    4:02
    _watch the khajiit sneaking up on you_

  • @mirandaih0p
    @mirandaih0p 5 лет назад +21

    k but I did just meet Meeko.
    A bear got him five minutes later.

    • @Dieclownmusic
      @Dieclownmusic 5 лет назад +4

      has 200 saves just for preventing meekos death

    • @MsFuzzipoo
      @MsFuzzipoo 4 года назад

      I immediately fast travel and leave him at my house. Then I always regret it when he manages to wreck all the displays I had *ever so carefully* arranged earlier. In my current playthrough I saved, then killed him, and my kids got SO UPSET with me (even though I was sneaking, they knew!). I felt bad so I went back to the save out of guilt and kept him alive. I'm losing patience though. If he knocks over one more thing ...

  • @zubetube7111
    @zubetube7111 5 лет назад +22

    “Arka-nigga-tam-ze” ~Graenolf 2019

  • @BFG93
    @BFG93 5 лет назад +12

    "Oh wait... this isnt oblivion".
    Nail in coffin. 😂😂😂

  • @gh0std3lta84
    @gh0std3lta84 5 лет назад +6

    You can tell how much he loves doing this, that’s why I love watching them