Skyrim - Top 5 Jailbreaks

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  • @neoarmstrongcyclonejetcano8841
    @neoarmstrongcyclonejetcano8841 7 лет назад +4056

    Made an Argonian
    Named him Harry
    You're a lizard Harry.
    Went to the Standing stones and choose Mage.
    You're a wizard lizard Harry.
    Traveled to Windhelm.
    You're a wizard lizard in a blizzard Harry.
    Got drunk in New Gnisis Cornerclub
    Murdered a guard in cold blood.
    "You just littered Harry, you lizard wizard in this blizzard"
    It's because Im a liquored wizard lizzard in this blizzard"

  • @cumbersomearmsman7079
    @cumbersomearmsman7079 6 лет назад +1893

    M'aiq escaped Chidna Mine once, got stabbed buy a dwemmer machine, horrible things.

  • @buahball960
    @buahball960 6 лет назад +640

    *a guard looks at you but they didn't notice*
    _SNEAK 100_

    • @jessicaclough8977
      @jessicaclough8977 4 года назад

      Ikr

    • @foxzu3543
      @foxzu3543 4 года назад +1

      Literally....

    • @flirtyyae8015
      @flirtyyae8015 4 года назад +2

      You can literally shoot them with an arrow, get them up in your face, and get away with it. This is how Skyrim it gets

    • @feathertail8996
      @feathertail8996 4 года назад +4

      **They stare at you as you slice them in the chest,**
      "Must've been the wind."

    • @ladyselin35
      @ladyselin35 4 года назад +2

      Looking and seeing are different things.

  • @pikloo4631
    @pikloo4631 5 лет назад +2205

    I don't go to jail.
    I just simply say,
    "Brah, I the Thane, leave me be."

    • @thatoneguywiththeextremely8182
      @thatoneguywiththeextremely8182 5 лет назад +127

      Lilli Braun and then you can never use thane status again

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 5 лет назад +132

      I just persuade them because speechcraft isn't useless.

    • @mist6888
      @mist6888 5 лет назад +4

      haha i do that

    • @Ruhrich92
      @Ruhrich92 5 лет назад +56

      You can pull the thane card as much as you like as long as you wear your badge of office. Whichever weapon represents the hold youre in.

    • @deni6943
      @deni6943 5 лет назад +57

      @@Ruhrich92 is that true? I seem to recall playing the thane card numerous times without ever having that randomly generated piece of junk in my inventory

  • @darkmoonyt6436
    @darkmoonyt6436 5 лет назад +1465

    Me: okay.. THIS TIME I'll play as a good heroic charecter....
    A few minuites later: must steal at least one sweetroll...
    Later: A S S A S S I N A T E T H E E M P E R O R

    • @frosttroll3411
      @frosttroll3411 5 лет назад +20

      Darkmoon YT as a good character I always destroy the dark brotherhood and as a neutral or evil character I join them

    • @teaplease1417
      @teaplease1417 4 года назад +6

      Frost troll if you are a good character why do you even kill grelad 🤔

    • @frosttroll3411
      @frosttroll3411 4 года назад +33

      MoreTplease because Grelod the kind isn’t exactly good to the children. She abuses them, hits them, chains them up on the wall and feeds them scraps. That old woman wasn’t far from dead anyways

    • @TDestro9
      @TDestro9 4 года назад +22

      @@teaplease1417 cause she is a bitch

    • @cihanvural7541
      @cihanvural7541 4 года назад +10

      @@teaplease1417 bec she is not kind

  • @munchnEl
    @munchnEl 7 лет назад +3052

    I've played Skyrim for over 600 hours and I've never heard of the chill. Mainly because I'm a good boy

    • @Shadow-876
      @Shadow-876 7 лет назад +77

      sans papyrus and gaster *gets out bow* alright...aim..FIRE *shoots a arrow into your knee* HAVE FUN BEING A GUARD!

    • @christinesutcliffe7080
      @christinesutcliffe7080 6 лет назад +11

      munchnEl duuuuuuuude u HAVE to try escaping from there one day its amazing ;)

    • @lukeasarc
      @lukeasarc 6 лет назад +6

      Same as I never steal in winter gold near guards...

    • @christinesutcliffe7080
      @christinesutcliffe7080 6 лет назад +29

      munchnEl im the literal opposite of you and im put in jail at least every hour and got thw achievement for having a bounty of 1000 gold in every hold very easily... I am definitely a bad girl in skyrim... :(

    • @fettychow7648
      @fettychow7648 6 лет назад +6

      If you don't have a bounty of 40k or more in a place then yOu are a puss, I have killed every guard on solitude and every character that is not essential

  • @hylianexpected1171
    @hylianexpected1171 7 лет назад +1453

    Obviously the best way to escape a prison is to hide in a barrel and harness its power.

  • @captainhat760
    @captainhat760 6 лет назад +406

    Healing in Skyrim: A feast fit for a jarl!
    Healing in Fallout: Possibly infected medical supplies and irradiated decades old food.

    • @tahabashir3779
      @tahabashir3779 4 года назад +8

      buddy, have you heard of these things called stimpaks?

    • @yourehereforthatarentyou
      @yourehereforthatarentyou 4 года назад +8

      @@tahabashir3779 you mean pussy shots?
      true to caesar

    • @tahabashir3779
      @tahabashir3779 4 года назад +3

      @@yourehereforthatarentyou true to Caesar, friend

  • @alexfletcher1301
    @alexfletcher1301 6 лет назад +2032

    Weird how this guy kinda roleplays the scenarios but I dig it tbh

    • @BrianJames0964quack
      @BrianJames0964quack 6 лет назад +149

      He likes his Skyrim...

    • @bakersmileyface
      @bakersmileyface 6 лет назад +64

      What creeps me out is his voice.
      Something about it makes me want to watch the video, but it also weirds me out. Especially after listening to it for a while.

    • @lieutenantjacobin
      @lieutenantjacobin 6 лет назад +49

      bakersmileyface his voice is somehow good, I’m a boy like him but my lil kid body gives me a... “squeaky” voice
      Graenolf’s voice must attract women

    • @gloomycandy101
      @gloomycandy101 6 лет назад +112

      I mean, it’s not *that* weird, this *is* Skyrim we’re talking about here. Don’t you come up with a specific character whenever you play?

    • @oliverpiik5427
      @oliverpiik5427 6 лет назад +5

      Im cringing so hard rn

  • @cara-dw8xx
    @cara-dw8xx 5 лет назад +115

    J’zargo, being the best most powerful mage, has escaped from the most guarded prisons.

  • @katicasey4610
    @katicasey4610 7 лет назад +2718

    How To Commit Crimes Against Skyrim and her People: A Novel

  • @reecea1539
    @reecea1539 7 лет назад +512

    There’s actually another way out of the riften jail. If you use the broken shackle the wall doesn’t break but if you pick up a bucket or plate and place it in front of your face against the wall and sprint at it you will pass through into a cave where you end up outside riften

    • @Xxassass1n021xX
      @Xxassass1n021xX 5 лет назад +48

      But ur belongings :o

    • @GoodLuck-eh4sk
      @GoodLuck-eh4sk 5 лет назад +63

      And well your using a glitch sooooo

    • @banjopotato2567
      @banjopotato2567 5 лет назад +8

      Pretty sure that should break some quests

    • @rampantbuckler818
      @rampantbuckler818 5 лет назад +11

      SKYRIM EXPLOITS BE GREAT

    • @supercool1312
      @supercool1312 5 лет назад +51

      Reecl _ im pretty sure the shackle is supposed to work but its a bug that makes it not work, i escaped through it ages ago and if i remember rightly is leads to a sewer

  • @ryokuhasu9699
    @ryokuhasu9699 7 лет назад +641

    This is why I'm an illusion mage, they can't take away your magic soooo MUFFLE-INVISIBILITY! I never get caught ;)

    • @christinesutcliffe7080
      @christinesutcliffe7080 6 лет назад +59

      Ryoku Hasu im a mage-thief-warrior-criminal :) i am well rounded...

    • @shabr1ri
      @shabr1ri 6 лет назад +69

      Porkywalnut 41
      yeah so is everyone who started the game saying they were going to major in one type of fighting lmaoo

    • @iamextremelyunlucky8805
      @iamextremelyunlucky8805 6 лет назад +3

      kharjo is a cojuration mage

    • @vulpine3431
      @vulpine3431 6 лет назад +17

      Jzargo thinks he's better than you

    • @SherlockHo1mes
      @SherlockHo1mes 6 лет назад +4

      Riften Guard that’s what I did, I started off with magic because I could conjure things stronger than myself and then slowly grew more towards the warrior path.

  • @birdsrneat
    @birdsrneat 6 лет назад +179

    "I'm a man of my word......
    Despite my habit for crime ^ω^." *Khajiits in a nutshell*

  • @AnomalousZoologist
    @AnomalousZoologist 6 лет назад +345

    My most legendary escape happened when I had no fucking clue what was going on.
    It was the forsworn quest in Markarth, I go down to the shrine of talos and i'm surrounded.
    I freaked out. Killed all three guards and ran across the upper part of the city to the gate.
    Got out stole the nearest horse and rose as fast as I could to Rorikstead.
    I had no idea I was supposed to goto jail XD

    • @tissue869
      @tissue869 6 лет назад +16

      Same LOL

    • @whatmesage
      @whatmesage 6 лет назад +1

      Yup!

    • @325133
      @325133 6 лет назад +36

      I turned werewolf and made a visit to the barracks fast food place. 5 stars

    • @undeadwolf5844
      @undeadwolf5844 6 лет назад +2

      Really? 5 Stars? Well Then I'll go to the barracks to have some food next time when I get caught :D

    • @Christian-eo1zb
      @Christian-eo1zb 6 лет назад +2

      Yer I killed like every single guard. Like I killed all of them

  • @PhotonKingShark77
    @PhotonKingShark77 7 лет назад +1773

    Every time I get locked up I get busted out by barrels. I'm one of them now.

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  7 лет назад +168

      Not to get too personal, but may I watch your transformation...?

    • @alexbarillas8696
      @alexbarillas8696 7 лет назад +34

      Graenolf oyfum!

    • @astrobear345
      @astrobear345 7 лет назад +51

      Sora Shiun'in ALL HAIL THE BARRELS!
      *oyfum*

    • @melonbread9704
      @melonbread9704 7 лет назад +2

      Sora Shiun'in I

    • @malumkishin8608
      @malumkishin8608 7 лет назад +11

      Wow I do something like that but I turn into a hot naked chick and then they just let me go #AllHailThePower

  • @sweedd943
    @sweedd943 5 лет назад +219

    Roses are red
    Gaming is fun
    You are carrying to much,
    You are unable to run

    • @Batman-hb9dh
      @Batman-hb9dh 4 года назад +7

      To be able to run*

    • @krampusklaws2238
      @krampusklaws2238 4 года назад +11

      @Mason
      Snowberries are red
      The Emperor's days are numbered
      You are carrying too much
      You are over encumbered

    • @_chew_
      @_chew_ 4 года назад +4

      Over encumbered?
      Not if it's in my hands
      I do not play fair
      I use console commands

    • @provingfiber8390
      @provingfiber8390 3 года назад

      "let me eat this sword, shield, Daedric artifact, dwemer helmet, this gate to Oblivion, the mask of Clavacus Vile , and dragon scales"

    • @toddhowarddressedasatellyt702
      @toddhowarddressedasatellyt702 3 года назад +1

      I swear, everytime someone says that, they mess it up, its supposed to be
      Roses are red
      Gaming is fun
      You are carrying too much
      To be able to run

  • @lam-ben-yam4015
    @lam-ben-yam4015 7 лет назад +260

    Did the Markarth guard not think it was a bad idea to leave the prisoners with so many digging tools unguarded. They'd be able to tunnel out relatively quickly considering they have all day to do it.

    • @thepunocalypse
      @thepunocalypse 7 лет назад +42

      Perhaps, but mines require support from wood beams to prevent them from collapsing. The prisoners don't have access to such things.

    • @Devil-tm4nu
      @Devil-tm4nu 7 лет назад

      Cancer p k

    • @Devil-tm4nu
      @Devil-tm4nu 7 лет назад

      Cancer jjhgbkud

    • @joshuacem2827
      @joshuacem2827 7 лет назад +32

      It's solid rock m8. It would take months. And if they don't get any silver ingots they'll not receive food and die

    • @CaptainWheaty
      @CaptainWheaty 7 лет назад +4

      they can just dig out the door that leads to the secret path

  • @CommunistFBI
    @CommunistFBI 5 лет назад +110

    Number 6:
    All prisons:
    Just use the "become ethereal" shout and walk out

    • @coldasifneveraskedthemoon7401
      @coldasifneveraskedthemoon7401 3 года назад +1

      Wait that really works?😱

    • @Wavewave3161
      @Wavewave3161 3 года назад +4

      Ill go try this in cindna mine

    • @pagananikey
      @pagananikey 2 года назад

      I really wanna make my mage into a rogue and put my maxed out illusion skills to break out of a prison

    • @jaydenmale9645
      @jaydenmale9645 2 года назад

      @@Wavewave3161 No one escapes Cidnha mine

  • @daveminicucci7292
    @daveminicucci7292 5 лет назад +127

    I don't know what I would rather have to protect me. Skyrim guards and their vision or Storm Troopers and their accuracy

    • @discordadmin9796
      @discordadmin9796 5 лет назад +3

      at least ST's can see

    • @Alexmustdie-zy6kz
      @Alexmustdie-zy6kz 5 лет назад +2

      Well skyrim guards can mess up some players

    • @discordadmin9796
      @discordadmin9796 5 лет назад +4

      @@Alexmustdie-zy6kz Not really. Unless your a really low level and they swarm you they're pretty weak

    • @gypsyassassin2004
      @gypsyassassin2004 5 лет назад +1

      You mean Storm ATRONACHS!!!!!! Those things are VICIOUS!

    • @dawsonsauce9670
      @dawsonsauce9670 4 года назад

      Does that mean you have a mini one?

  • @travissjogren9019
    @travissjogren9019 7 лет назад +950

    The Broken Shackle thing in Riften is, I believe, a glitch, and, as with everything in Skyrim, there's a mod that fixes it.

    • @derekmensch3601
      @derekmensch3601 7 лет назад +41

      Mata Hari i think it was supposed to be a piece to help escape. But they didnt finish it.

    • @Rexwar31
      @Rexwar31 7 лет назад +41

      It was supposed to be pulled to help you go through a path in the wall

    • @ArgentDeer
      @ArgentDeer 7 лет назад +5

      THERES A MOD FOR THAT! :DD

    • @travissjogren9019
      @travissjogren9019 7 лет назад +89

      HolyMolyOllyPolly IIRC, Bethesda did an update and broke it, and then never bothered fixing it, cuz Bethesda.

    • @darthreaper6311
      @darthreaper6311 7 лет назад +33

      Mata Hari I bet the unofficial skyrim patch will fix it though the mod causes an orange texture glitch which is very ironic. The mod to fix it is orange texture replacer i believe. Its real pain to find through searching for it on xbox.

  • @renaxakai3
    @renaxakai3 7 лет назад +242

    I do enjoy the jail in Raven Rock. It is a beautiful exit.

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  7 лет назад +44

      Yea! I like how small the actual jail is, lol.

    • @renaxakai3
      @renaxakai3 7 лет назад +16

      You've got to wonder how those Netch got down there though.

    • @mistertaz94
      @mistertaz94 7 лет назад +51

      *whistles innocently as he plants more baby netches underneath the Bulwark* This'll teach them to disregard the power of my netches! *evil laughter*

    • @azranightwielder4449
      @azranightwielder4449 7 лет назад +25

      Raven Rock jail has more food than my house

  • @badasstristan5773
    @badasstristan5773 7 лет назад +309

    When I got arrested in solitude I became a werewolf and killed everyone and that's how I became a badass

  • @JacOfArts
    @JacOfArts 5 лет назад +52

    The riften jail actually has a pathway behind the shackle. I jumped through it via a nearby bowl and the whirlwind sprint. That part leads you out by the riften sewers.

  • @henryvo3010
    @henryvo3010 7 лет назад +283

    Dude this was my first time watching your video and your commentary is gold.

  • @hahayeahman1076
    @hahayeahman1076 7 лет назад +503

    Although to be fair
    Even though they're rare
    You might want to beware of the ware bears there
    Oyfum

    • @michaelross2972
      @michaelross2972 7 лет назад +31

      It's Solsthiem, not salty time

    • @katiecummins2329
      @katiecummins2329 7 лет назад +7

      It's not that, it's just, it's a nordic island isn't it?

    • @abd-qadirgilani8871
      @abd-qadirgilani8871 7 лет назад +3

      +Katie
      "Yeah, its actually one of-"
      "That means I shouldn't give a shit-crap about it" (or however he says it, you talk fast fella)
      "YOU SONOFABITCH"
      *dumbass Lamecloak and Empire lover ass-fight again, as per the usual*

    • @y0ungspanish318
      @y0ungspanish318 7 лет назад

      Douie2145 in skyrim do the elements kill you or are you invincible to the cold?

    • @abd-qadirgilani8871
      @abd-qadirgilani8871 7 лет назад +1

      +Alexis
      Vanilla Skyrim? No. With the FrostFall mod? Oh yes. Definitely. Bigly.

  • @missalcoholic4572
    @missalcoholic4572 7 лет назад +599

    Hang on hang on! Let me take down these notes. I will do it 'Prison Break' style, and tattoo these escape plans all over my body!
    Then no jail can keep me! ;P

    • @aita_sageblood3965
      @aita_sageblood3965 7 лет назад +15

      Miss Alcoholic Then the tattooist gets spooked when drawing "prison break plans" and calls the police....
      Now.... how will your new plans help you in real life hmmm?
      Oyfum!

    • @missalcoholic4572
      @missalcoholic4572 7 лет назад +18

      Shadewalker 13 Good point! But there are always ways to 'silent' a person mwahaha!
      If I get caught killing them, what's the worse that could happen..I go to prison! Then my plans will continue to work as normal :D
      OYFUM!

    • @aita_sageblood3965
      @aita_sageblood3965 7 лет назад +18

      Miss Alcoholic That's....that's actually a pretty good point. :|
      Ahah! But, what if the police/guards are reading this message at this moment and put you under constant watch?
      Not even Nocturnal's blessings could help you then! Mwhahaha!
      OYFUM! :P

    • @missalcoholic4572
      @missalcoholic4572 7 лет назад +11

      Shadewalker 13 then I shall serve Nocturnal in the next life...
      Oyfum! XD

    • @rukittenmerightnow
      @rukittenmerightnow 7 лет назад

      Miss Alcoholic
      I wonder if the first comment is a reference from the TV show prison break xDD

  • @kristenreid6534
    @kristenreid6534 3 года назад +33

    I feel like a new member of the theives guild and he is telling me all of his jail breaks.

  • @harperyouloser
    @harperyouloser 5 лет назад +52

    Every day I imagine me escaping prison in Skyrim, I’m still stuck in Riften jail, but there’s a barrel in here! Maybe, I’ll get inside and wait for the guards, then BAM I’ll run away... but this barrel is new, just got added, I’ll have to use my honeyed words on it to allow me to enter it without it snapping my neck like a rope

  • @summer.bubble.tea.
    @summer.bubble.tea. 5 лет назад +34

    I thought the Riften escape route only worked if you were the Guildmaster of the Thieves Guild. It worked just fine for me after I became Guildmaster

  • @JulfyJD
    @JulfyJD 7 лет назад +182

    Kitchen stealing
    Chicken Stealing
    I dare you repeat that fast 10 times in a row without breaking your tongue

  • @zocal7765
    @zocal7765 7 лет назад +110

    Tonight there’s going to be a jailbreak
    Somewhere in this town

  • @user-we9mu5pz4e
    @user-we9mu5pz4e 5 лет назад +34

    Actually, the escape tunnel for Riften's jail is glitched.
    So if you activate the broken shackle and use the 'tcl' cheat to go through the wall, you can still escape.

  • @jaxtru491
    @jaxtru491 5 лет назад +49

    I like how he talks to the viewer like they’re partners in crime XD

  • @anth2344
    @anth2344 2 месяца назад +2

    I keep rewatching these two videos again every now and then

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  2 месяца назад +2

      Love that. Thanks for the time here : )

  • @siontopps4375
    @siontopps4375 7 лет назад +81

    Good old Graenolf, still keeping games alive, giving us a new perspective on it. Thanks man

    • @siontopps4375
      @siontopps4375 7 лет назад +4

      I see you Graenolf, +1ing this comment. Thanks so much

  • @Dillhole115
    @Dillhole115 7 лет назад +73

    Before they haul you off to jail put all your stuff in a barrel so you don't have to lock pick any chest while breaking out.

    • @muskdeer7217
      @muskdeer7217 7 лет назад +28

      But your armour might be to big, after all it had to fit on your thicc ass

    • @christinesutcliffe7080
      @christinesutcliffe7080 6 лет назад +13

      Oooooooone issue. Some npc loot stuff from barrels n stuff so u could lose everything :(

    • @chrisward3161
      @chrisward3161 6 лет назад +3

      Porkywalnut 41 if they take it stab them while they sleep

    • @clovishawk3074
      @clovishawk3074 6 лет назад +13

      Porkywalnut 41 NPC walks to barrel and opens “Jesus Christ”

    • @Aprroxi
      @Aprroxi 5 лет назад +1

      Most barrels aren’t safe storage so they despawn

  • @bizz8919
    @bizz8919 7 лет назад +25

    I really like this guy and how he explained the video, it's like he's Lester from gta describing ins and outs of a bank and ways to rob it

  • @LunarOverdrive
    @LunarOverdrive 5 лет назад +29

    HA! There is a much easier way to escape any jail, except cidnha mine.
    Crouch down make sure no guard sees you. Turn into a vampire lord or werewolf. If you're lucky the guards won't see you turn into a werewolf or vampire, but they will see your new form and will try to attack you with melee and open the cell. Kill all the guards and you're home free. You can even change back into a human.

  • @zavierrobinson652
    @zavierrobinson652 5 лет назад +17

    I hope this is not weird but you voice is really relaxing and soothing
    And thank you for the tips I had no idea what to do to get out

  • @Gelder27
    @Gelder27 7 лет назад +72

    What are you here for:
    *Evil Graenolf* = Raping barrels
    *Graenolf* = YOUR OFF TO HELGEN YOU SON OF A *****

  • @pellekoek
    @pellekoek 7 лет назад +110

    In Raven Rock there's a whole dungeon which you can use to escape the prison there.

    • @ewkaintence3064
      @ewkaintence3064 6 лет назад

      pelle koek just like on Oblivion

    • @iamextremelyunlucky8805
      @iamextremelyunlucky8805 6 лет назад +5

      Von DeAnda Stop right there you have committed crimes against skyrim

    • @ewkaintence3064
      @ewkaintence3064 6 лет назад +6

      Kharjo The Khajit Warrior And her people whats say in your defense

    • @biraptor6205
      @biraptor6205 6 лет назад +4

      No one breaks the law on MY watch

  • @burritoplant7569
    @burritoplant7569 7 лет назад +276

    It's 1am and I can't sleep then you uploaded this, totally worth it 😊

  • @keaganowen5940
    @keaganowen5940 6 лет назад +23

    I like playing your videos at max volume when lots of people are around me having conversations like normal people.

  • @iwanttodie7358
    @iwanttodie7358 5 лет назад +2

    The narrative you give your videos are amazing! As a writer, I find it impressive how well you can write a script!

  • @jyotiradityaguleria907
    @jyotiradityaguleria907 7 лет назад +29

    inmate : what are you in jail for ?
    me: lollygagging

    • @bootyslayer2127
      @bootyslayer2127 6 лет назад +3

      Guard: You have committed crimes against skyrim and her people, what do you have to say?
      Me: Flees and hides behind barrel.
      30 seconds later
      Guard: I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • @SingerSaraneth
    @SingerSaraneth 7 лет назад +65

    Hot damn, your voice is so fit for this stuff

  • @danielnewzealand2
    @danielnewzealand2 7 лет назад +41

    you wont need to escape from a jail if you commit all your crimes from the safety of a barrel!

  • @ZyphLegend
    @ZyphLegend 6 лет назад +9

    4:13 Guard: *Looks directly at escapee and doesn't see him"

  • @jonathanwilliams1271
    @jonathanwilliams1271 6 лет назад +9

    "We can question our own morality and values, uh, once we're far away from here..."

  • @someonlinedouche6992
    @someonlinedouche6992 7 лет назад +201

    Come on Graenolf! Do we always have to commit a crime as soon as we bre-(cough)- I mean released from jail. Want to go stea- BUY some sweet rolls?

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  7 лет назад +78

      ......... fine. we can buy the sweet rolls. I got this guy in the black market who stuffs them with lord-knows-not-the-f*ck what.

    • @theredhatguy9763
      @theredhatguy9763 7 лет назад

      Graenolf LETS GET HIGH!!!

    • @gillianjones2500
      @gillianjones2500 7 лет назад +5

      I got chased down by all of Skyrim for killing 1 chicken and got away with a stolen horse

    • @joyster3777
      @joyster3777 6 лет назад

      Gillian Jones same

    • @agabe3104
      @agabe3104 6 лет назад

      Zach Hibbard let me guess some one stole your sweet roll

  • @tyrael8952
    @tyrael8952 7 лет назад +15

    This video is amazing

  • @YourCrazyDolphin
    @YourCrazyDolphin 7 лет назад +17

    This is straight up the best presentation I've ever seen.
    Like and sub instantaneously, purely off of this.

  • @jeremylopez9623
    @jeremylopez9623 6 лет назад +1

    I love how you actually talk and play your role as you are breaking out of Prisons it makes things more interesting

  • @jakkrieser991
    @jakkrieser991 5 лет назад +6

    This was the first video I ever saw of Graenolf. I still love it today

  • @ianhaniel1304
    @ianhaniel1304 7 лет назад +36

    what is the clothing/armor you using?

    • @mika309
      @mika309 5 лет назад +1

      Ian Haniel It’s moded, beats me tbh. Check the armor in the video if it has a special name.

    • @victoriaalpha4986
      @victoriaalpha4986 5 лет назад +3

      @@mika309 Crimson Ranger Armor on the Skyrim nexus.

  • @syron9653
    @syron9653 4 года назад +3

    I would recommend getting the shadow cloak of nocturnal power you can get after the thieves guild questline. The power gives you the ability to be invisible when crouching for 2 minutes. This’ll make you able to get past the guards in the palace of the kings in windhelm easily.

  • @LanceTheBlueKnight
    @LanceTheBlueKnight 7 лет назад +4

    This was a really, REALLY cool video. I've never seen someone do a tutorial in role-play before. Well done.

  • @SerathDarklands
    @SerathDarklands 6 лет назад +1

    Love your videos, especially the pseduo-in-world way that you present them.
    Keep up the good work, you've earned a faithful subscriber.

  • @cintra4867
    @cintra4867 4 года назад +3

    Graenolf: makes a full guide
    Me: shout wait the guard to open the door and... RuN

  • @JacksonPM23
    @JacksonPM23 5 лет назад +3

    Good commentary. Solid roleplaying without making it cringey at the same time.

  • @danshiba1498
    @danshiba1498 7 лет назад +35

    I swear you can use the serect passage in riftan cause i do it every time

    • @theoldkhajiit5304
      @theoldkhajiit5304 7 лет назад

      dan c you can enter riften but not escape through the jail.

    • @kaywabindato167
      @kaywabindato167 7 лет назад +5

      I've used the escape on rotten to get out of jail once, the wall collapses, but I've never managed to do it again. It won't work.

    • @beeebz1192
      @beeebz1192 7 лет назад +1

      dan c its cuz of the unofficial patch

    • @danshiba1498
      @danshiba1498 7 лет назад

      KoalaStudio.TV oh ok makes sense

    • @luketarry1418
      @luketarry1418 7 лет назад

      dan c yeah m to

  • @MaliciousCat
    @MaliciousCat 7 лет назад +72

    This One agrees: Being a Khajiit... makes jailbreaking look like a walk in a park on a beautiful breezey summers eve. Complete with Khajiit maidens in thong bikinis.

    • @rahulsar2030
      @rahulsar2030 5 лет назад +10

      Skyrim jails: no one escapes from here.
      Khajiit : hold my skooma.

  • @Nana-kw2qo
    @Nana-kw2qo Год назад +1

    At the Rift I always hid stuff in the dresser beforehand so I could fight my way out

  • @lukecostello2300
    @lukecostello2300 4 года назад +2

    I like his narration style

  • @joespawldin7833
    @joespawldin7833 5 лет назад +9

    The riften escape route sometimes works but it's buggy lol

  • @TheInsaneTeddy
    @TheInsaneTeddy 5 лет назад +7

    "If the cold doesn't kill you, the bears will." It hurts hearing this once you've started playing Requiem with Frostfall enabled

  • @erickumbhani
    @erickumbhani 7 лет назад +49

    Hey Graenolf what mods do you have. You should start putting a mod list in your description

    • @spac3dog207
      @spac3dog207 7 лет назад

      Northbound I would say that

  • @jaysonwillard1200
    @jaysonwillard1200 6 лет назад +2

    "Stick to the shadows" a moment later he is jumping through lights over sleeping guards.

  • @rna5118
    @rna5118 5 лет назад +1

    the broken shackles in riften do open up a passage however there's a bug that makes the wall not collapse, if you get a good ol' bucket or wooden plate and clip through the wall after you activate the shackles it'll lead you to a path to escape like in whiterun that'll let you get your belongings and all and get out as well but you'd need a plate or bucket

  • @ArgentDeer
    @ArgentDeer 7 лет назад +5

    I've been thrown in jail for...all of those things, including leaving a trail of oyfums. Yep. Guards didn't take too kindly to that. (◕ ʜ ◕ ' )

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  7 лет назад +7

      ... A trail of them!?? My word, the irresponsibility..

    • @DoubleBoost23
      @DoubleBoost23 6 лет назад +2

      Graenolf
      *OYFUM!*

  • @Only1Val
    @Only1Val 7 лет назад +53

    Can you list your mods? Please, because I have been looking for your mods for months now.

  • @leeleeepic6856
    @leeleeepic6856 6 лет назад +9

    If u don't kill madnoch and u escape with him and the forsworn, he will give you the armour of the old goods, which looks pretty sweet

  • @bshwalker
    @bshwalker 10 месяцев назад

    As an escape artist (which there is simply not enough of in this game) I enjoyed everything about your video.
    Well done!!!!

  • @Ben-ql1fd
    @Ben-ql1fd 6 лет назад +1

    For mages, I usually use the flame spell(sometimes it gets through the door,) to hit the guard. He unlocks the door, and then I use atronachs or other summons to take him out and get the key. Then sneak some where and wait for you to go into hiding and just sneak around, or use more summons.

  • @UnsungHero2001
    @UnsungHero2001 7 лет назад +35

    The real secret to escaping is using the command tdetect

    • @christinesutcliffe7080
      @christinesutcliffe7080 6 лет назад

      NoahBeWinning My way is do it right or not at all. If you know u cant escape you serve your time, get your skills up and try and if u get caught serve your time and do it again. Simple

    • @christinesutcliffe7080
      @christinesutcliffe7080 6 лет назад +2

      Whats the point in doing it if ur just gonna use a command... Where's the fun in that...

    • @shabr1ri
      @shabr1ri 6 лет назад +2

      _itsajoke.jpg_

    • @bucket1442
      @bucket1442 6 лет назад +1

      Woosh

    • @jizzyg1559
      @jizzyg1559 5 лет назад

      @@christinesutcliffe7080 It's not command. It's super-special-spell

  • @BK-xg3mw
    @BK-xg3mw 5 лет назад +3

    Stay outta trouble, Khajiit.

  • @sugarghast
    @sugarghast 7 лет назад +4

    I'm up for pickpocketing in Riften. What time?
    Just don't tell Marcurio. He disapproves of stuff like this.

  • @MrSmexyTheBeast
    @MrSmexyTheBeast 6 лет назад

    Watching this while being high was undoubtedly one of the most fascinating experiences of my life, thank you.

  • @darkherculeskabuterimon7203
    @darkherculeskabuterimon7203 6 лет назад +1

    I once escaped from Whiterun's prison about 30 times just to get unlimited loot (the murdered guards belonings) to sell. I've also been to three other prisons in Skyrim but never escaped. Almost made it out of Windhelm, but that was a bust.

  • @iimuffinsaur
    @iimuffinsaur 7 лет назад +16

    Oyfum? Oyfum.

    • @willgonyea
      @willgonyea 7 лет назад

      iiMuffinsaur I was just going to say that!

  • @DarthMauldinOfficial
    @DarthMauldinOfficial 4 года назад +3

    The only way I escape is with invisibility. Yes, I was that guy running down the street repeatedly casting muffle...

  • @Its-mal-pal
    @Its-mal-pal 7 лет назад +6

    I'm game as long as Brynjolf isn't there.

  • @smolfry3313
    @smolfry3313 4 года назад +2

    “Expert level lock. Not great chances”
    Me with the skeleton key: “I don’t have such weaknesses.”

  • @kylehearnsberger9883
    @kylehearnsberger9883 3 года назад +1

    One thing I’d love to do in terms of jailbreaking, I’d love to see if taking a whole set of guard equipment will keep me from getting arrested.

  • @jaydentt
    @jaydentt 5 лет назад +3

    Whenever I escape, I just simply pickpocket the guard for the keys.

  • @andrewpaino1934
    @andrewpaino1934 5 лет назад +6

    What does Oyfum mean?

  • @gamer-san8923
    @gamer-san8923 2 года назад +2

    Alright, let me guess... Someone stole your sweet roll.

  • @jdsweets
    @jdsweets 3 года назад +1

    This was my first video I watched while Skyrim was downloading in 2019 when I couldn’t get past some skeletons in bleak falls barrow so I reloaded and did crimes and jail broke a lot until going back and figuring out I can actually heal 😂

  •  7 лет назад +9

    No Raven Rock? I was sure Raven Rock would be mentioned, I'm a bit disappointed. Well, you can say it's not on Skyrim territory, but it's the same game.

  • @darkstarbucks975
    @darkstarbucks975 7 лет назад +9

    Still waiting for Barrels...

  • @coolij
    @coolij 7 лет назад +9

    New to the channel, big fan of the content. What does oyfum mean?

    • @laurenjohnsen
      @laurenjohnsen 5 лет назад +3

      Oyfum means Yeah that’s what it means

    • @stevethegeckotv
      @stevethegeckotv 5 лет назад +2

      Oh you fucked up mate. No one asks that question.

    • @airelia4051
      @airelia4051 5 лет назад

      I don’t think anyone knows

  • @randomdudeontheinternet321
    @randomdudeontheinternet321 4 года назад +1

    He forgot to mention the worst crime in all of skyrim..... lollygaggin

  • @oliveoil5360
    @oliveoil5360 3 года назад +1

    kinda miss these kinds of videos

  • @osmano675
    @osmano675 7 лет назад +4

    I always use a bucket to escape.

  • @xxhawkmanxx2k175
    @xxhawkmanxx2k175 5 лет назад +3

    What clothes, armor and weapon mods do you use ?

  • @otisandelle8438
    @otisandelle8438 5 лет назад +3

    lol best intro EVER!!
    lmao

  • @wolflahti412
    @wolflahti412 6 лет назад

    Great presentation - just the right degree of silliness mixed with faux drama

  • @captainaverage6778
    @captainaverage6778 4 года назад +1

    The riften jail thieves guild escape does work but it's quite rare since it glitches most of the time.

  • @SpaceCatNuggets
    @SpaceCatNuggets 5 лет назад +6

    I actually went to prison to do exactly what he did 🤦‍♂️