Made an Argonian Named him Harry You're a lizard Harry. Went to the Standing stones and choose Mage. You're a wizard lizard Harry. Traveled to Windhelm. You're a wizard lizard in a blizzard Harry. Got drunk in New Gnisis Cornerclub Murdered a guard in cold blood. "You just littered Harry, you lizard wizard in this blizzard" It's because Im a liquored wizard lizzard in this blizzard"
@@Ruhrich92 is that true? I seem to recall playing the thane card numerous times without ever having that randomly generated piece of junk in my inventory
Me: okay.. THIS TIME I'll play as a good heroic charecter.... A few minuites later: must steal at least one sweetroll... Later: A S S A S S I N A T E T H E E M P E R O R
MoreTplease because Grelod the kind isn’t exactly good to the children. She abuses them, hits them, chains them up on the wall and feeds them scraps. That old woman wasn’t far from dead anyways
munchnEl im the literal opposite of you and im put in jail at least every hour and got thw achievement for having a bounty of 1000 gold in every hold very easily... I am definitely a bad girl in skyrim... :(
If you don't have a bounty of 40k or more in a place then yOu are a puss, I have killed every guard on solitude and every character that is not essential
What creeps me out is his voice. Something about it makes me want to watch the video, but it also weirds me out. Especially after listening to it for a while.
There’s actually another way out of the riften jail. If you use the broken shackle the wall doesn’t break but if you pick up a bucket or plate and place it in front of your face against the wall and sprint at it you will pass through into a cave where you end up outside riften
Reecl _ im pretty sure the shackle is supposed to work but its a bug that makes it not work, i escaped through it ages ago and if i remember rightly is leads to a sewer
Riften Guard that’s what I did, I started off with magic because I could conjure things stronger than myself and then slowly grew more towards the warrior path.
My most legendary escape happened when I had no fucking clue what was going on. It was the forsworn quest in Markarth, I go down to the shrine of talos and i'm surrounded. I freaked out. Killed all three guards and ran across the upper part of the city to the gate. Got out stole the nearest horse and rose as fast as I could to Rorikstead. I had no idea I was supposed to goto jail XD
Did the Markarth guard not think it was a bad idea to leave the prisoners with so many digging tools unguarded. They'd be able to tunnel out relatively quickly considering they have all day to do it.
Mata Hari I bet the unofficial skyrim patch will fix it though the mod causes an orange texture glitch which is very ironic. The mod to fix it is orange texture replacer i believe. Its real pain to find through searching for it on xbox.
The riften jail actually has a pathway behind the shackle. I jumped through it via a nearby bowl and the whirlwind sprint. That part leads you out by the riften sewers.
+Katie "Yeah, its actually one of-" "That means I shouldn't give a shit-crap about it" (or however he says it, you talk fast fella) "YOU SONOFABITCH" *dumbass Lamecloak and Empire lover ass-fight again, as per the usual*
Hang on hang on! Let me take down these notes. I will do it 'Prison Break' style, and tattoo these escape plans all over my body! Then no jail can keep me! ;P
Miss Alcoholic Then the tattooist gets spooked when drawing "prison break plans" and calls the police.... Now.... how will your new plans help you in real life hmmm? Oyfum!
Shadewalker 13 Good point! But there are always ways to 'silent' a person mwahaha! If I get caught killing them, what's the worse that could happen..I go to prison! Then my plans will continue to work as normal :D OYFUM!
Miss Alcoholic That's....that's actually a pretty good point. :| Ahah! But, what if the police/guards are reading this message at this moment and put you under constant watch? Not even Nocturnal's blessings could help you then! Mwhahaha! OYFUM! :P
Every day I imagine me escaping prison in Skyrim, I’m still stuck in Riften jail, but there’s a barrel in here! Maybe, I’ll get inside and wait for the guards, then BAM I’ll run away... but this barrel is new, just got added, I’ll have to use my honeyed words on it to allow me to enter it without it snapping my neck like a rope
Actually, the escape tunnel for Riften's jail is glitched. So if you activate the broken shackle and use the 'tcl' cheat to go through the wall, you can still escape.
HA! There is a much easier way to escape any jail, except cidnha mine. Crouch down make sure no guard sees you. Turn into a vampire lord or werewolf. If you're lucky the guards won't see you turn into a werewolf or vampire, but they will see your new form and will try to attack you with melee and open the cell. Kill all the guards and you're home free. You can even change back into a human.
Guard: You have committed crimes against skyrim and her people, what do you have to say? Me: Flees and hides behind barrel. 30 seconds later Guard: I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
I would recommend getting the shadow cloak of nocturnal power you can get after the thieves guild questline. The power gives you the ability to be invisible when crouching for 2 minutes. This’ll make you able to get past the guards in the palace of the kings in windhelm easily.
This One agrees: Being a Khajiit... makes jailbreaking look like a walk in a park on a beautiful breezey summers eve. Complete with Khajiit maidens in thong bikinis.
the broken shackles in riften do open up a passage however there's a bug that makes the wall not collapse, if you get a good ol' bucket or wooden plate and clip through the wall after you activate the shackles it'll lead you to a path to escape like in whiterun that'll let you get your belongings and all and get out as well but you'd need a plate or bucket
For mages, I usually use the flame spell(sometimes it gets through the door,) to hit the guard. He unlocks the door, and then I use atronachs or other summons to take him out and get the key. Then sneak some where and wait for you to go into hiding and just sneak around, or use more summons.
NoahBeWinning My way is do it right or not at all. If you know u cant escape you serve your time, get your skills up and try and if u get caught serve your time and do it again. Simple
I once escaped from Whiterun's prison about 30 times just to get unlimited loot (the murdered guards belonings) to sell. I've also been to three other prisons in Skyrim but never escaped. Almost made it out of Windhelm, but that was a bust.
This was my first video I watched while Skyrim was downloading in 2019 when I couldn’t get past some skeletons in bleak falls barrow so I reloaded and did crimes and jail broke a lot until going back and figuring out I can actually heal 😂
7 лет назад+9
No Raven Rock? I was sure Raven Rock would be mentioned, I'm a bit disappointed. Well, you can say it's not on Skyrim territory, but it's the same game.
Made an Argonian
Named him Harry
You're a lizard Harry.
Went to the Standing stones and choose Mage.
You're a wizard lizard Harry.
Traveled to Windhelm.
You're a wizard lizard in a blizzard Harry.
Got drunk in New Gnisis Cornerclub
Murdered a guard in cold blood.
"You just littered Harry, you lizard wizard in this blizzard"
It's because Im a liquored wizard lizzard in this blizzard"
Did you stab the guard in the gizzard?
This is poetry
"I'm a what?"
o u t t a m y t h r e a d
As long as you don't jizzerd...
M'aiq escaped Chidna Mine once, got stabbed buy a dwemmer machine, horrible things.
Kajiht has wares, if you have coin
May your roads lead to warm sands.
Darn Chidna mine...
I don't believe alduin is akatosh
@@shadowclann28 Okay, what the hell does that have to do with this comment?
*a guard looks at you but they didn't notice*
_SNEAK 100_
Ikr
Literally....
You can literally shoot them with an arrow, get them up in your face, and get away with it. This is how Skyrim it gets
**They stare at you as you slice them in the chest,**
"Must've been the wind."
Looking and seeing are different things.
I don't go to jail.
I just simply say,
"Brah, I the Thane, leave me be."
Lilli Braun and then you can never use thane status again
I just persuade them because speechcraft isn't useless.
haha i do that
You can pull the thane card as much as you like as long as you wear your badge of office. Whichever weapon represents the hold youre in.
@@Ruhrich92 is that true? I seem to recall playing the thane card numerous times without ever having that randomly generated piece of junk in my inventory
Me: okay.. THIS TIME I'll play as a good heroic charecter....
A few minuites later: must steal at least one sweetroll...
Later: A S S A S S I N A T E T H E E M P E R O R
Darkmoon YT as a good character I always destroy the dark brotherhood and as a neutral or evil character I join them
Frost troll if you are a good character why do you even kill grelad 🤔
MoreTplease because Grelod the kind isn’t exactly good to the children. She abuses them, hits them, chains them up on the wall and feeds them scraps. That old woman wasn’t far from dead anyways
@@teaplease1417 cause she is a bitch
@@teaplease1417 bec she is not kind
I've played Skyrim for over 600 hours and I've never heard of the chill. Mainly because I'm a good boy
sans papyrus and gaster *gets out bow* alright...aim..FIRE *shoots a arrow into your knee* HAVE FUN BEING A GUARD!
munchnEl duuuuuuuude u HAVE to try escaping from there one day its amazing ;)
Same as I never steal in winter gold near guards...
munchnEl im the literal opposite of you and im put in jail at least every hour and got thw achievement for having a bounty of 1000 gold in every hold very easily... I am definitely a bad girl in skyrim... :(
If you don't have a bounty of 40k or more in a place then yOu are a puss, I have killed every guard on solitude and every character that is not essential
Obviously the best way to escape a prison is to hide in a barrel and harness its power.
...... You bright lad.
Like a dwarf.
HylianExpected hahah
HylianExpected f
And what to say in your defense.
Healing in Skyrim: A feast fit for a jarl!
Healing in Fallout: Possibly infected medical supplies and irradiated decades old food.
buddy, have you heard of these things called stimpaks?
@@tahabashir3779 you mean pussy shots?
true to caesar
@@yourehereforthatarentyou true to Caesar, friend
Weird how this guy kinda roleplays the scenarios but I dig it tbh
He likes his Skyrim...
What creeps me out is his voice.
Something about it makes me want to watch the video, but it also weirds me out. Especially after listening to it for a while.
bakersmileyface his voice is somehow good, I’m a boy like him but my lil kid body gives me a... “squeaky” voice
Graenolf’s voice must attract women
I mean, it’s not *that* weird, this *is* Skyrim we’re talking about here. Don’t you come up with a specific character whenever you play?
Im cringing so hard rn
J’zargo, being the best most powerful mage, has escaped from the most guarded prisons.
How To Commit Crimes Against Skyrim and her People: A Novel
Hi I love your videos and my brother
Sorin Silverheart - ... A Novel
Kati Casey
WHAT SAY YOU IN YOUR DEFENSE?
Louise Balaam lol
STOP
YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW
There’s actually another way out of the riften jail. If you use the broken shackle the wall doesn’t break but if you pick up a bucket or plate and place it in front of your face against the wall and sprint at it you will pass through into a cave where you end up outside riften
But ur belongings :o
And well your using a glitch sooooo
Pretty sure that should break some quests
SKYRIM EXPLOITS BE GREAT
Reecl _ im pretty sure the shackle is supposed to work but its a bug that makes it not work, i escaped through it ages ago and if i remember rightly is leads to a sewer
This is why I'm an illusion mage, they can't take away your magic soooo MUFFLE-INVISIBILITY! I never get caught ;)
Ryoku Hasu im a mage-thief-warrior-criminal :) i am well rounded...
Porkywalnut 41
yeah so is everyone who started the game saying they were going to major in one type of fighting lmaoo
kharjo is a cojuration mage
Jzargo thinks he's better than you
Riften Guard that’s what I did, I started off with magic because I could conjure things stronger than myself and then slowly grew more towards the warrior path.
"I'm a man of my word......
Despite my habit for crime ^ω^." *Khajiits in a nutshell*
@Le kitty Le caty Bruh
My most legendary escape happened when I had no fucking clue what was going on.
It was the forsworn quest in Markarth, I go down to the shrine of talos and i'm surrounded.
I freaked out. Killed all three guards and ran across the upper part of the city to the gate.
Got out stole the nearest horse and rose as fast as I could to Rorikstead.
I had no idea I was supposed to goto jail XD
Same LOL
Yup!
I turned werewolf and made a visit to the barracks fast food place. 5 stars
Really? 5 Stars? Well Then I'll go to the barracks to have some food next time when I get caught :D
Yer I killed like every single guard. Like I killed all of them
Every time I get locked up I get busted out by barrels. I'm one of them now.
Not to get too personal, but may I watch your transformation...?
Graenolf oyfum!
Sora Shiun'in ALL HAIL THE BARRELS!
*oyfum*
Sora Shiun'in I
Wow I do something like that but I turn into a hot naked chick and then they just let me go #AllHailThePower
Roses are red
Gaming is fun
You are carrying to much,
You are unable to run
To be able to run*
@Mason
Snowberries are red
The Emperor's days are numbered
You are carrying too much
You are over encumbered
Over encumbered?
Not if it's in my hands
I do not play fair
I use console commands
"let me eat this sword, shield, Daedric artifact, dwemer helmet, this gate to Oblivion, the mask of Clavacus Vile , and dragon scales"
I swear, everytime someone says that, they mess it up, its supposed to be
Roses are red
Gaming is fun
You are carrying too much
To be able to run
Did the Markarth guard not think it was a bad idea to leave the prisoners with so many digging tools unguarded. They'd be able to tunnel out relatively quickly considering they have all day to do it.
Perhaps, but mines require support from wood beams to prevent them from collapsing. The prisoners don't have access to such things.
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Cancer jjhgbkud
It's solid rock m8. It would take months. And if they don't get any silver ingots they'll not receive food and die
they can just dig out the door that leads to the secret path
Number 6:
All prisons:
Just use the "become ethereal" shout and walk out
Wait that really works?😱
Ill go try this in cindna mine
I really wanna make my mage into a rogue and put my maxed out illusion skills to break out of a prison
@@Wavewave3161 No one escapes Cidnha mine
I don't know what I would rather have to protect me. Skyrim guards and their vision or Storm Troopers and their accuracy
at least ST's can see
Well skyrim guards can mess up some players
@@Alexmustdie-zy6kz Not really. Unless your a really low level and they swarm you they're pretty weak
You mean Storm ATRONACHS!!!!!! Those things are VICIOUS!
Does that mean you have a mini one?
The Broken Shackle thing in Riften is, I believe, a glitch, and, as with everything in Skyrim, there's a mod that fixes it.
Mata Hari i think it was supposed to be a piece to help escape. But they didnt finish it.
It was supposed to be pulled to help you go through a path in the wall
THERES A MOD FOR THAT! :DD
HolyMolyOllyPolly IIRC, Bethesda did an update and broke it, and then never bothered fixing it, cuz Bethesda.
Mata Hari I bet the unofficial skyrim patch will fix it though the mod causes an orange texture glitch which is very ironic. The mod to fix it is orange texture replacer i believe. Its real pain to find through searching for it on xbox.
I do enjoy the jail in Raven Rock. It is a beautiful exit.
Yea! I like how small the actual jail is, lol.
You've got to wonder how those Netch got down there though.
*whistles innocently as he plants more baby netches underneath the Bulwark* This'll teach them to disregard the power of my netches! *evil laughter*
Raven Rock jail has more food than my house
When I got arrested in solitude I became a werewolf and killed everyone and that's how I became a badass
BadAsstristan57 Badasstristan57 i was a werewolf, then i met harkon...
Me too
Thats how you become a monster...
then i took an arrow in the knee
@@zura2263 yes
The riften jail actually has a pathway behind the shackle. I jumped through it via a nearby bowl and the whirlwind sprint. That part leads you out by the riften sewers.
Dude this was my first time watching your video and your commentary is gold.
Heh, thanks for making it fun with me : )
henry vo good point
Hi
@@Graenolf love you, and your videos
Although to be fair
Even though they're rare
You might want to beware of the ware bears there
Oyfum
It's Solsthiem, not salty time
It's not that, it's just, it's a nordic island isn't it?
+Katie
"Yeah, its actually one of-"
"That means I shouldn't give a shit-crap about it" (or however he says it, you talk fast fella)
"YOU SONOFABITCH"
*dumbass Lamecloak and Empire lover ass-fight again, as per the usual*
Douie2145 in skyrim do the elements kill you or are you invincible to the cold?
+Alexis
Vanilla Skyrim? No. With the FrostFall mod? Oh yes. Definitely. Bigly.
Hang on hang on! Let me take down these notes. I will do it 'Prison Break' style, and tattoo these escape plans all over my body!
Then no jail can keep me! ;P
Miss Alcoholic Then the tattooist gets spooked when drawing "prison break plans" and calls the police....
Now.... how will your new plans help you in real life hmmm?
Oyfum!
Shadewalker 13 Good point! But there are always ways to 'silent' a person mwahaha!
If I get caught killing them, what's the worse that could happen..I go to prison! Then my plans will continue to work as normal :D
OYFUM!
Miss Alcoholic That's....that's actually a pretty good point. :|
Ahah! But, what if the police/guards are reading this message at this moment and put you under constant watch?
Not even Nocturnal's blessings could help you then! Mwhahaha!
OYFUM! :P
Shadewalker 13 then I shall serve Nocturnal in the next life...
Oyfum! XD
Miss Alcoholic
I wonder if the first comment is a reference from the TV show prison break xDD
I feel like a new member of the theives guild and he is telling me all of his jail breaks.
for real 😊
Every day I imagine me escaping prison in Skyrim, I’m still stuck in Riften jail, but there’s a barrel in here! Maybe, I’ll get inside and wait for the guards, then BAM I’ll run away... but this barrel is new, just got added, I’ll have to use my honeyed words on it to allow me to enter it without it snapping my neck like a rope
I thought the Riften escape route only worked if you were the Guildmaster of the Thieves Guild. It worked just fine for me after I became Guildmaster
Kitchen stealing
Chicken Stealing
I dare you repeat that fast 10 times in a row without breaking your tongue
Julfy JD Project iu dude iet ime frine
Translation I did it I’m fine
Nope nope nopedy nope nope
lost after about 5 on each
Julfy JD Project
I did so
Need help tongue stuck in throat
Tonight there’s going to be a jailbreak
Somewhere in this town
Someone with good tastes
Actually, the escape tunnel for Riften's jail is glitched.
So if you activate the broken shackle and use the 'tcl' cheat to go through the wall, you can still escape.
I like how he talks to the viewer like they’re partners in crime XD
*our* jailbreak
I keep rewatching these two videos again every now and then
Love that. Thanks for the time here : )
Good old Graenolf, still keeping games alive, giving us a new perspective on it. Thanks man
I see you Graenolf, +1ing this comment. Thanks so much
Before they haul you off to jail put all your stuff in a barrel so you don't have to lock pick any chest while breaking out.
But your armour might be to big, after all it had to fit on your thicc ass
Oooooooone issue. Some npc loot stuff from barrels n stuff so u could lose everything :(
Porkywalnut 41 if they take it stab them while they sleep
Porkywalnut 41 NPC walks to barrel and opens “Jesus Christ”
Most barrels aren’t safe storage so they despawn
I really like this guy and how he explained the video, it's like he's Lester from gta describing ins and outs of a bank and ways to rob it
HA! There is a much easier way to escape any jail, except cidnha mine.
Crouch down make sure no guard sees you. Turn into a vampire lord or werewolf. If you're lucky the guards won't see you turn into a werewolf or vampire, but they will see your new form and will try to attack you with melee and open the cell. Kill all the guards and you're home free. You can even change back into a human.
That's honestly genius
I hope this is not weird but you voice is really relaxing and soothing
And thank you for the tips I had no idea what to do to get out
What are you here for:
*Evil Graenolf* = Raping barrels
*Graenolf* = YOUR OFF TO HELGEN YOU SON OF A *****
Riley is a G underrated comment
In Raven Rock there's a whole dungeon which you can use to escape the prison there.
pelle koek just like on Oblivion
Von DeAnda Stop right there you have committed crimes against skyrim
Kharjo The Khajit Warrior And her people whats say in your defense
No one breaks the law on MY watch
It's 1am and I can't sleep then you uploaded this, totally worth it 😊
Luna Indigo it's 1:11 now..
Luna Indigo 01:12 now.."
Andy Ho my clock must be slow my apologies 😅
Luna Indigo i'm french so it's 2pm and i can't sleep too !
Luna Indigo 1:16 now..
I like playing your videos at max volume when lots of people are around me having conversations like normal people.
The narrative you give your videos are amazing! As a writer, I find it impressive how well you can write a script!
inmate : what are you in jail for ?
me: lollygagging
Guard: You have committed crimes against skyrim and her people, what do you have to say?
Me: Flees and hides behind barrel.
30 seconds later
Guard: I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
Hot damn, your voice is so fit for this stuff
Riiight
you wont need to escape from a jail if you commit all your crimes from the safety of a barrel!
a potato nailed it
4:13 Guard: *Looks directly at escapee and doesn't see him"
"We can question our own morality and values, uh, once we're far away from here..."
Come on Graenolf! Do we always have to commit a crime as soon as we bre-(cough)- I mean released from jail. Want to go stea- BUY some sweet rolls?
......... fine. we can buy the sweet rolls. I got this guy in the black market who stuffs them with lord-knows-not-the-f*ck what.
Graenolf LETS GET HIGH!!!
I got chased down by all of Skyrim for killing 1 chicken and got away with a stolen horse
Gillian Jones same
Zach Hibbard let me guess some one stole your sweet roll
This video is amazing
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This is straight up the best presentation I've ever seen.
Like and sub instantaneously, purely off of this.
I love how you actually talk and play your role as you are breaking out of Prisons it makes things more interesting
This was the first video I ever saw of Graenolf. I still love it today
what is the clothing/armor you using?
Ian Haniel It’s moded, beats me tbh. Check the armor in the video if it has a special name.
@@mika309 Crimson Ranger Armor on the Skyrim nexus.
I would recommend getting the shadow cloak of nocturnal power you can get after the thieves guild questline. The power gives you the ability to be invisible when crouching for 2 minutes. This’ll make you able to get past the guards in the palace of the kings in windhelm easily.
This was a really, REALLY cool video. I've never seen someone do a tutorial in role-play before. Well done.
Love your videos, especially the pseduo-in-world way that you present them.
Keep up the good work, you've earned a faithful subscriber.
Graenolf: makes a full guide
Me: shout wait the guard to open the door and... RuN
Good commentary. Solid roleplaying without making it cringey at the same time.
I swear you can use the serect passage in riftan cause i do it every time
dan c you can enter riften but not escape through the jail.
I've used the escape on rotten to get out of jail once, the wall collapses, but I've never managed to do it again. It won't work.
dan c its cuz of the unofficial patch
KoalaStudio.TV oh ok makes sense
dan c yeah m to
This One agrees: Being a Khajiit... makes jailbreaking look like a walk in a park on a beautiful breezey summers eve. Complete with Khajiit maidens in thong bikinis.
Skyrim jails: no one escapes from here.
Khajiit : hold my skooma.
At the Rift I always hid stuff in the dresser beforehand so I could fight my way out
I like his narration style
The riften escape route sometimes works but it's buggy lol
"If the cold doesn't kill you, the bears will." It hurts hearing this once you've started playing Requiem with Frostfall enabled
Hey Graenolf what mods do you have. You should start putting a mod list in your description
Northbound I would say that
"Stick to the shadows" a moment later he is jumping through lights over sleeping guards.
the broken shackles in riften do open up a passage however there's a bug that makes the wall not collapse, if you get a good ol' bucket or wooden plate and clip through the wall after you activate the shackles it'll lead you to a path to escape like in whiterun that'll let you get your belongings and all and get out as well but you'd need a plate or bucket
I've been thrown in jail for...all of those things, including leaving a trail of oyfums. Yep. Guards didn't take too kindly to that. (◕ ʜ ◕ ' )
... A trail of them!?? My word, the irresponsibility..
Graenolf
*OYFUM!*
Can you list your mods? Please, because I have been looking for your mods for months now.
Brett Geiger a year later...
@Brett Geiger 😂😂😂
If u don't kill madnoch and u escape with him and the forsworn, he will give you the armour of the old goods, which looks pretty sweet
As an escape artist (which there is simply not enough of in this game) I enjoyed everything about your video.
Well done!!!!
For mages, I usually use the flame spell(sometimes it gets through the door,) to hit the guard. He unlocks the door, and then I use atronachs or other summons to take him out and get the key. Then sneak some where and wait for you to go into hiding and just sneak around, or use more summons.
The real secret to escaping is using the command tdetect
NoahBeWinning My way is do it right or not at all. If you know u cant escape you serve your time, get your skills up and try and if u get caught serve your time and do it again. Simple
Whats the point in doing it if ur just gonna use a command... Where's the fun in that...
_itsajoke.jpg_
Woosh
@@christinesutcliffe7080 It's not command. It's super-special-spell
Stay outta trouble, Khajiit.
I'm up for pickpocketing in Riften. What time?
Just don't tell Marcurio. He disapproves of stuff like this.
Watching this while being high was undoubtedly one of the most fascinating experiences of my life, thank you.
I once escaped from Whiterun's prison about 30 times just to get unlimited loot (the murdered guards belonings) to sell. I've also been to three other prisons in Skyrim but never escaped. Almost made it out of Windhelm, but that was a bust.
Oyfum? Oyfum.
iiMuffinsaur I was just going to say that!
The only way I escape is with invisibility. Yes, I was that guy running down the street repeatedly casting muffle...
I'm game as long as Brynjolf isn't there.
“Expert level lock. Not great chances”
Me with the skeleton key: “I don’t have such weaknesses.”
One thing I’d love to do in terms of jailbreaking, I’d love to see if taking a whole set of guard equipment will keep me from getting arrested.
Whenever I escape, I just simply pickpocket the guard for the keys.
What does Oyfum mean?
Alright, let me guess... Someone stole your sweet roll.
This was my first video I watched while Skyrim was downloading in 2019 when I couldn’t get past some skeletons in bleak falls barrow so I reloaded and did crimes and jail broke a lot until going back and figuring out I can actually heal 😂
No Raven Rock? I was sure Raven Rock would be mentioned, I'm a bit disappointed. Well, you can say it's not on Skyrim territory, but it's the same game.
Still waiting for Barrels...
New to the channel, big fan of the content. What does oyfum mean?
Oyfum means Yeah that’s what it means
Oh you fucked up mate. No one asks that question.
I don’t think anyone knows
He forgot to mention the worst crime in all of skyrim..... lollygaggin
kinda miss these kinds of videos
I always use a bucket to escape.
What clothes, armor and weapon mods do you use ?
lol best intro EVER!!
lmao
Great presentation - just the right degree of silliness mixed with faux drama
The riften jail thieves guild escape does work but it's quite rare since it glitches most of the time.
I actually went to prison to do exactly what he did 🤦♂️
I just love your username so I subbed to u lol