The best way to escape the Dragon's Reach dungeon is just by shouting. A guard will actually open the cell door to tell you to stop, then you can just walk out. I'm not even kidding.
i really love how immersive he makes these videos like we are a novice theif who have been caught and just got thrown into his cell, this is why I love skyrim its something you can lose yourself in you know like a whole new personality
I loved the escape from the Bulwark Jail... The first time I got out of there, I was so delightfully surprised by the beautiful scenery and the netches down in the ruins ^^
A NEW HAND HAS TOUCHED THE BEACON, HEAR ME AND OBEY A FOUL DARKNESS HAS SEEPED IN TO MY TEMPLE A FOUL DARKNESS YOU WILL DESTROY.... RETURN MY BEACON TO MOUNT KILKREATH AND I WILL MAKE YOU MY CLEANSING LIGHT.
God I love skyrim and fallout. I play them both a lot and they never get old I just get more hooked. Then I watch videos like this!!!! Looks like I am making a character to break out of all the jails :)
its shame that Fallout 3, Fallout New Vegas & Fallout 4 don't have crime & jail system, its shame. I mean, its not that hard to implement, its waste of opportunity brah! what the point of diamond city jail?! I tried asking fallout modding community to make a good crime & jail system mod but no luck I guess. considering older fallout do have jail system.
OrangeTheEnderGuy //Animations The gods don't want you to know this but, the beacon is secretly my left testicle. Meridia stole it from me and turned it to stone.
You really know how to talk and develop action even when talking about the most minor things. I just can't wait for the next skyrim video. Keep up the good work and Merry Christmas!
The best jail break I did was waited for the guard to walk by and used telekinesis to pick up a plate in my cell, throw it threw the bars and hit the guard! He screamed "What are you doing!" And opened my cell to attack me. I ran like hell and everyone including the jarl attacked me. I had non of my belongings and made it out of whiterun with like 25 health. It was so much fun! 😁
Hey, man! Happy to see you again! Hope you're feeling better btw. :) Pssst! There is a jail mod that lets you host your own jail and arrest anyone you want. ;)
I must say that you surprisingly forgot about the lockpick skill book in the corner of the Dawnstar jail. C'mon dude, check your facts! I'm just kidding, I love you!
Your account is such a high quality channel, it’s not like the usual top 5 channel where it’s 10 minutes of intro and the “like comment and subscribe”, you seem really genuine and we all appreciate that!!
Try it with crime overhaul, crime punishment and redemption - A Radiant Justice System Alternative , Realistic Crime radius, Suspicious gaurds, and Guards attack thugs assassins and more... Mods that makes city Guards much more competent.. oh and Guard Dialogue overhaul... Muahahahaha!
All hail the mighty god of OYFUM! Man, I think Graenolf is my favourite RUclipsr. I always smile (sometimes scream) whenever he uploads a new video. I not only gain more knowledge of my favourite games but I laugh and become hysterical as well. Guess I'm just easily amused. You're a huge inspiration, Graenolf! I'll always be a fan of yours and leave cheesy comments like these. I'm lame I know. Anyway, you're awesome! HAIL OYFUM
Devin Cook That's an extra dead meme you used there. You also spelled Illuminati wrong. Of course, I don't expect a peasant such as yourself to know how to spell. More importantly though, do NOT use The Cloud District's name in vane. I will have you brought to the gallows if you do that again.
@Daddy Nazeem How dare you to call someone peasant if you don't even have a place to live? Accept that you are poor now and it's a long time that you can't enter in the Cloud District.
“They’re going to know you escaped anyway, so you might as well leave in **style.”** Gonna make a thief character with that as his ethos. What’s the point of being a criminal mastermind if you can’t be **flashy** with it?
I actually have a thief character that has only been to prison once and that was because it was the cidna mine quest so I had little choice still proud of that completed the thieves guild and dark brotherhood without being caught
I escaped dragonsreach at level 2 and got all my stuff And I’m glad I did get my stuff because I just couldn’t think about losing my precious iron sword😂🤣
I started a riot in Solitude. My lock pick broke and since I never really put anything into pickpocket, I shouted a guard and I've never been able to return to Solitude on that save
Graenolf, love your video. Another way to escape Whiterun is if in the Companions quest line you have been in the Underforge, go there and there’s an exit out of the city that way. So no need to worry about the guards in the front, though it’s easy to get past them.
Isn't Dragon's Reach one of the easiest jails to escape? The only real difficulty is getting your belongings back, but even then it's just a master lock. I suppose with the artificial restrictions you placed on yourself it might be the most difficult dungeon to escape.
I’ve played for less than 24 hours on my current character and I’m already wanted in all of the holds and if I walk into solitude or windhelm I will get murdered instantly Apparently picking someone’s lock and murdering them isn’t allowed And for some reason trying to murder general tullias isn’t allowed
The best way to escape the Dragon's Reach dungeon is just by shouting. A guard will actually open the cell door to tell you to stop, then you can just walk out. I'm not even kidding.
No way
Lmao
HEY LET ME OUT!!!!! GUARD: ok
I tried shouting, and the guard there opened the door and attacked me?
Legend Of Twink ur suppose to run away after he opens it after he opens the door not let him attack you
Arrested 5 more times?
Someone's been a very bad Khajiit.
No coin for you.
Rick Steve but kahjiit has wares if you have coin
The Anarchist Otaku #Nazeemlivesmatter
Daddy Nazeem no
Torture :(
The Dark Lord Satan lies
Excuse me while I go get myself arrested in Raven Rock...
Still in the cell at Raven Rock hehehe...Meow
@@meghansmith7884 Great, a furry, ffs
@@Boomshteck Im all shaved thou ahhaah Im hairless pussycat heheh wink...Meow
Lady Marmalade there’s also a way to get into the cave from outside the city, just no map markers
@@meghansmith7884 No i mean like, a furry, people who think they're animals or something, in this case you think you're a cat
I love how “Oyfum” just gets more and more sexual each time he says it
I though i was the only one that noticed that 😂
its almost like Hoiaaa
i really love how immersive he makes these videos like we are a novice theif who have been caught and just got thrown into his cell, this is why I love skyrim its something you can lose yourself in you know like a whole new personality
I loved the escape from the Bulwark Jail... The first time I got out of there, I was so delightfully surprised by the beautiful scenery and the netches down in the ruins ^^
I killed them for netch jelly, good thing they respawn
The first time I forgot to get my stuff and had to grind for 5 hours not knowing I just had to look up
Are you able to break out of the Bulwork again after the first time?
Just Another1 yes
Just saying but I bet you haven't played Morrowind
"HEY MJOLL ISN'T WEARING ANY PANTS!" nice distraction!
-So why are you here?
-Killed 90% of Skyrims population
-...
-It was just too tempting
It's fun to just slotter towns test your gear and beat up nazeems dead courpz for taunting you the day before😈😈😈😈
@@riftrunner6257 wtf
Let's just say I don't like nazeem.... At all
@@riftrunner6257 I married nazeem
The 10% were the immortal ones
Guards in first jail: "....THAT ASSHOLE EVEN TOOK THE PLATES FROM HIS CELL?!"
Hahah
Lol
For walking through jail cell doors of course. Hint:baskets will work the best.
But... I live in lakeview manor
@@theblackcatvieweraccount5402 I thought it was buckets and wooden bowls
I broke out of jail to see this video earlier
That's it, I'm paying your bail.
I’m dying so hard right now xD
Sapo Theo go back
Ha Ha Ha you are so funny
Sure escaping a jail is easy, but have you ever tried escaping an execution?
I have
...shhhh
Easy just get a dragon
Helgen
Tried it once before, dragon came along and ruined my awesome plan.
A NEW HAND HAS TOUCHED THE BEACON, HEAR ME AND OBEY A FOUL DARKNESS HAS SEEPED IN TO MY TEMPLE A FOUL DARKNESS YOU WILL DESTROY.... RETURN MY BEACON TO MOUNT KILKREATH AND I WILL MAKE YOU MY CLEANSING LIGHT.
You follow me everywhere... stop xD
3:09
*Why, hello there.*
Your profile pic makes the comment even better!
X3
How’s Stevan universe Conne good picture
General kenobi
Trae Hignight read the comment. Look at the profile pic. Matches the reaction.
“They’re just to an-oyfum”
DPG621
The best part of the video
DPG621 can you please explain what does oyfum mean?
@@sub2pewdiepie8yearsago17 no
@@sub2pewdiepie8yearsago17 If you don’t know, Oyfum must be too far above your comprehension.
God I love skyrim and fallout. I play them both a lot and they never get old I just get more hooked. Then I watch videos like this!!!! Looks like I am making a character to break out of all the jails :)
I have morrowind oblivion and ESO, Oblivion is great to and morrowind is alright just hard to go back to.
its shame that Fallout 3, Fallout New Vegas & Fallout 4 don't have crime & jail system, its shame. I mean, its not that hard to implement, its waste of opportunity brah! what the point of diamond city jail?! I tried asking fallout modding community to make a good crime & jail system mod but no luck I guess. considering older fallout do have jail system.
yea me to i love playing love i havint beat any of them but i have both of them i love how long it takes to beat them
Yeah but you should buy 15 copies of San Andreas (P.S don’t report this it’s a joke but I do highly recommend San Andreas)
i play fallout on ps4 and skyrim on ps3
I'm liking Hardened Criminal Graenolf almost as much as Deadra Graenolf
Is it just me, or is Graenolf's voice really low and raspy in this one? I'm not complaining... At all...
It's Criminal Graenolf! He puts his hands where they shouldn't go... Oh, Criminal Graenolf.
PFFFF
His voice is kind of high.
Why is his voice kind of sexy...
@@Graenolf oyyyyyyyyfummmmmmmm
I thought this video said "Jailbaits"
either way I instantly clicked
*Face Palm*
The Anarchist Otaku The FBI's already there-- Once you lewd the you-know-whats, they instantly know. ...Kind of like Skyrim guards....!!! OH MY GOD!
Now that you mention it, Braith is kinda thick
Did somebody say jailbaits?
Suleiman The Magnificent it's been 6 days and I still didn't got what you said
Graenolf: Do what you're best at.
Game: You've been caught pickpocketing
I can't tell if the guards are blind or if his sneaking is ver-
"Sneak increased to 88"
Oh ok
Ahhh, a new hand touches the beacon. Me: Fuck
OrangeTheEnderGuy //Animations The gods don't want you to know this but, the beacon is secretly my left testicle. Meridia stole it from me and turned it to stone.
Daddy Nazeem Jeez
Daddy Nazeem HOLY FUCK
You really know how to talk and develop action even when talking about the most minor things. I just can't wait for the next skyrim video. Keep up the good work and Merry Christmas!
I love playing Skyrim and your videos are super interesting and cool. Also funny
Oyfum
I love this channel.
You should be a deadric god you legend. Merry Christmas mate day off today so can’t wait to watch. Hope your well and your a ⭐️:)
Oyfum
Graenolf Lord of oyfum and facts
Well look at you and your super sweet comment.
Graenolf subscribed, Your so kind 😊
Adam Thompson I hate peoples like you always happy
I never go to the jail *Sneaky face*
Same here
-v-
I only did it for a quest... Plus I prefer the beat my way out my sneaks still around 23 anyways
UglyCuteAndDying I am too rich to be arrested
The best jail break I did was waited for the guard to walk by and used telekinesis to pick up a plate in my cell, throw it threw the bars and hit the guard! He screamed "What are you doing!" And opened my cell to attack me. I ran like hell and everyone including the jarl attacked me. I had non of my belongings and made it out of whiterun with like 25 health. It was so much fun! 😁
Haha, that sounds epic 😄
"The orb that never shuts up, lets leave it there" loool
Hey, man! Happy to see you again! Hope you're feeling better btw. :)
Pssst! There is a jail mod that lets you host your own jail and arrest anyone you want. ;)
CrumpetsRGood4U what's it called?
ConfusedFox Dread Prison
thx now im gonna prison nazir
jgb123 I hope you don't mean me.
Is it on Xbox and what's it called?
That feel when you pickpocket the guards key and she sends thugs after you
I must say that you surprisingly forgot about the lockpick skill book in the corner of the Dawnstar jail.
C'mon dude, check your facts!
I'm just kidding, I love you!
That's not the proper way to use "check your facts" lol.
Your account is such a high quality channel, it’s not like the usual top 5 channel where it’s 10 minutes of intro and the “like comment and subscribe”, you seem really genuine and we all appreciate that!!
I found your channel last week and have binge watched all these skyrim vids!
You're hilarious!😂
Graenolf: (About to steal money)
Guard: (Looks over at him) 😐
Love your content dude
I love your channel bro. One of my favorite skyrim channels.
Try it with crime overhaul, crime punishment and redemption - A Radiant Justice System Alternative ,
Realistic Crime radius, Suspicious gaurds, and Guards attack thugs assassins and more...
Mods that makes city Guards much more competent.. oh and Guard Dialogue overhaul...
Muahahahaha!
All hail the mighty god of OYFUM! Man, I think Graenolf is my favourite RUclipsr. I always smile (sometimes scream) whenever he uploads a new video. I not only gain more knowledge of my favourite games but I laugh and become hysterical as well. Guess I'm just easily amused. You're a huge inspiration, Graenolf! I'll always be a fan of yours and leave cheesy comments like these. I'm lame I know. Anyway, you're awesome! HAIL OYFUM
Chrissie Tomlinson Hail OYFUM!
ok.
........ HAIL OYFUM. Hahah Chrissie it's always so good to see you comment. I love it. Thanks for being here with me : )
Graenolf 👍👍👍
5:57 I split the water I was drinking everywhere when he did this😂😂😂
Spilt
You split the water molecules?
You must be god
The way you commentate so randomly is while being effective is refreshing! Subbed!
If you leave the body in the whiterun cell the guards don't get alerted as they think it's you.
Yes another Graenolf video time to watch it 10 times
5:19 Skyrim logic. You're going to pick lock, open, and take your stuff through a grate above you
I never knew you made a sequel! I loved these videos!
But where’s the barrel prison?
Also, #oyfum
Its in the cloud district because barrels are allumanaty
Devin Cook That's an extra dead meme you used there. You also spelled Illuminati wrong. Of course, I don't expect a peasant such as yourself to know how to spell. More importantly though, do NOT use The Cloud District's name in vane. I will have you brought to the gallows if you do that again.
@Daddy Nazeem How dare you to call someone peasant if you don't even have a place to live? Accept that you are poor now and it's a long time that you can't enter in the Cloud District.
Y all mofos need Talos Must be some strong ass shit you're smoking.
I have to say, Raven Rock jail definitely looks the most comfortable
I've escaped dragonsreach dungeon more than any of the others
Dracofox Gaming same
Because of the children? Or the guards.
I love the narratives you provide to your videos; it's not just a flat colorless information dump.
You forgot to steal the heart of Whiterun's drug trafficker before you left! Cunning my jagged tail backside!
Wait, I'm not Argonian anymore.
Believe me, you wake these guys up, they are not going to be charitable, *takes coin purse*
Every time I get in jail, I’m always broken out from barrels. I’m one of them now...
i love the roleplay commentary
You're alive! I was beginning to wonder
His alive what?
In case you don’t get what Demo Ham meant, you used the wrong form of you’re
Yo honestly... every video, I always find myself happy because you find something we don't. Thanks Graenolf!
"oYFUM" *moans*
um what?😂😂💀
@@Cheerybelle wat
I see you in all his videos. 😕
0:47 Graenolf, that's a mod you came up with yourself. There's no way that was in the actual game.
His voice. Is just..SO perfect for this video! 😂😂😂😂
loved every moment of it! well done!
I loved Skyrim when it was new but now your just gonna run thru every mission!
“They’re going to know you escaped anyway, so you might as well leave in **style.”**
Gonna make a thief character with that as his ethos. What’s the point of being a criminal mastermind if you can’t be **flashy** with it?
I actually have a thief character that has only been to prison once and that was because it was the cidna mine quest so I had little choice still proud of that completed the thieves guild and dark brotherhood without being caught
“And you find yourself out in the FRESH air of Solthiem!”
Yeah ok, sure.
F R E S H
man this video was great i got good laughs thanks!
A NEW HAN- oh wait, never mind...
Mink Berg what an inconvenient place for the beacon to spawn tho
Of all the jailbreaks I made Raven Rock was by far the most rewarding, not just treasure-chest wise but also the scenery. And its quiet.
I love when he makes everything feel " alive " BTW I SUBSCRIBED!! 😁😏
graenolf I love your work.
Please do more Skyrim. I love it.
6:30
Meridia: A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEA-wait, where are you going?
I escaped dragonsreach at level 2 and got all my stuff
And I’m glad I did get my stuff because I just couldn’t think about losing my precious iron sword😂🤣
Lol
I love the way you make it seem so real! 😀
The level of the lock depends on your level
I like my own comment because I can
you just won a sub thanks very much for your great work!
Oyfum my good sir
Love you
actually the best Skyrim content on YT, God tier content, keep it up dude!
I am a daedric prince. They cannot capture me. Shall they try there soul will go to oblivion
I hear that's a good game they would probably be happy
Mephala, is that you? Why aren't you answering my texts?
Mephala is dating me she preferred someone a little more like a daedra. And the CHEESE
*they're
Daddy Nazeem *you're self, you simple minded fool.
You are only getting better keep it up
I used this vid to escape my jail cell.
*Im on the run.*
AND I DONT REGRET IT!!
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
5:27 or you never return the skeleton key
You deserve over a million subs. Your my favourite youtuber
"They’re just to *annOY-FUM"*
This is my favorite channel of all time. I'm proud to be a subscriber!
I’ve watched this 7 times and just know got the joke at 7:15
I started a riot in Solitude. My lock pick broke and since I never really put anything into pickpocket, I shouted a guard and I've never been able to return to Solitude on that save
YESSS!!! MORE SKYRIM!!!!
2:27 you just passed the greatest tool in skyrim…
the bucket.
I want another another top 5 jailbreaks... what do you mean there aren’t any more? That’s stupid
Graenolf, love your video. Another way to escape Whiterun is if in the Companions quest line you have been in the Underforge, go there and there’s an exit out of the city that way. So no need to worry about the guards in the front, though it’s easy to get past them.
Isn't Dragon's Reach one of the easiest jails to escape? The only real difficulty is getting your belongings back, but even then it's just a master lock.
I suppose with the artificial restrictions you placed on yourself it might be the most difficult dungeon to escape.
You're voice is smooth and soothing I could fall asleep to your videos
Nice video OYFUM
The comedy put in these videos is waaaay too freaking great 😆
No views 5 likes RUclips stop going to taverns
Best bit: re; the pie, 'Well, it's mine now, I don't need a figure like you.'
Do you play special edition or regular edition.
I literally love your story telling in these videos
Anyone else think his voice sounds different?
I was thinking the same thing lol
WonderWaffle I posted a comment like this too
Me
My favourite was Raven Rocks jail
Please keep making more amazing videos i love them
I’ve played for less than 24 hours on my current character and I’m already wanted in all of the holds and if I walk into solitude or windhelm I will get murdered instantly
Apparently picking someone’s lock and murdering them isn’t allowed
And for some reason trying to murder general tullias isn’t allowed