PKMNtrainerOrange I know that feeling...just once Id like to destroy the world...but in my foolish quest to take over the Lord of Dragons I killed him...
@@snowflakeserpert6834 I knew there was one for Miraak to make a follower by using the Bend Will shout on him in the boss fight against him. Didn't know if someone was crazy enough to try it for Alduin. Now I'm sad.
Poor decision making. And then the Thalmor call themselves superior
4 года назад
@Zxylo 5 id disagree with you if it wasn't for the fact that the thalmor managed to convince the Empire to a cease fire and even work together while they rebuild their army while they also start a civil war to weaken the Empire If the imperials are actually that dumb then the thalmor definitely are superior
My mom was watching me when I saw arvel the swift. And she was like "don't cut him down. He's not a good person" then I cut him down and he leaves. And she screams out "I TOLD YOU' and then faendal killed him
"Alright, hand over your valuables or I'll gut you like a fish!" *Looks down at my full set of enchanted, legendary-crafted Nordic carved armor, My twin-enchanted dragonbone sword, and my two storm thralls.* Me: "Bruh."
Then there's the thief with his 0 armor rating novice hood, some low level leather armor, some casual hide bracers and boots alongside his petty 5 damage iron dagger.
Or decked out in legendary level Daedric armor and all Daedric weapons, everything having 2-3 effects on them to make me take very little damage while being able to kill you in one hit, and then you get the inevitable "You don't look so tough."
Ulfr the Blind was the best gatekeeper.....it doesn’t matter if your sneak skill is 100....he will still detect you....he might be blind but he was way better than most guards in skyrim
In this Bethesda knew what they were doing with this Character. Most blind people can hear very well. To understand this, try closing your eyes for a few minutes in a silent part of your home. After a time, you may start hearing and detecting noises better. Ulfr may not be able to see you, though he can hear and smell you. BTW, if you are a high enough level character, he shall flee instead and warn the others if you tell him..."And you're next"
My Ulfr the blind moment was just nice when I stumbled upon him: -see a bandit sitting on a chair -shoot an arrow through his throat instakill -go over to see what he was reading, "huh, I think my game froze..." -turns pages, "oh, there's just no words" -looks at title and author, "huh, this author didn't write anything." -looks at bandit to loot and realizes it's the author, "oh... Oh that explains a lot, now I feel bad about killing this guy, lol" -console commands 'resurrect'
Honestly, if you killed everyone in there he might have died by himself anyway. Poor dude can't see, how's he gonna survive? Oooooh right he has super hearing nvm
What about Rochelle the Red? She kidnaps your family if you have the Hearthfire expansion and fulfill certain requirements (you're married, own a house from hearthfire and don't have a housecarl guarding it). Just to reiterate, she kidnaps the Dragonborn's family. She hears about an incredibly skilled and experienced warrior/assassin/mage who devours the souls of dragons and thinks, "Y'know what sounds like a smart idea? Provoking that person." The especially funny thing is that if you free your spouse before engaging Rochell, and you're married to someone who's competent in a fight, your spouse can often take out all the bandits solo.
I was married to Marcurio when this happened. Badass, face-melting mage Marcurio.... The bandits crippled him. Some kind of glitch caused him to always walk wonky after I rescued him, so he couldn't aim a spell or swing a sword anymore. Nothing I tried fixed it, so I was forced to retire him as a follower. He spent the rest of his days walking backwards around Lakeview Manor.
A Bit of lame actually it’s not. Harkon recognizes that. That’s why he says “my daughter Serena, I wish we could’ve done this together”. Before he attacks and begins the boss battle. Serena could supply him with an unlimited supply of arrows without him having to go through the displeasure of using his own blood.
@@sebastiansmith7336 it could not be only 24 hours. The elf wants to stop akatosh's influence in world by the darkness. It would make no sense having to kill serana and then the sun comes again. How would he be able to achieve his vengeance if only Works once?
One time my brother was going to a Forsworn camp and they didn’t do anything, they just sat at the tables eating, my brother walked up to them and they were saying “THE REACH BELONGS TO THE FORSWORN!” While just chilling and sitting.
Don't worry, he will be placed at Whiterun gate days later Ulfr : "Nazeem, is that you?" Nazeem : "ee... Yes" Ulfr : "YOU PICKED A BAD TIME TO GET LOST, FRIEND!"
When I encountered Arvel the Swift for the first time, I thought I was supposed to keep him alive until Dragonborne finds a way to force all informations about the Claw from him. Believe me, even with a Dragon determined to protect him, Arvel will die. He just keeps charging at all enemies and traps. It's almost like he has a death wish. Occasionally, after being saved from a group of draugar, Arvel will give up on running into things and will attack his savior who just proved to be a formidable fighter.
Reminds me of the guy from the mages guild quest line in Oblivion. He charges forward & immediately the floor pushes up and slams him into the ceiling lmao
First time I played skyrim and entered bleak falls I got killed by the spike door and I was just sitting there, speechless, realising old tombs have traps.
Skyrim: *Main villains (including DLC) Are World-Eating Dragon, First Dragonborn, And Lord of Vampires, and you have a power to rival the sun.* Also Skyrim: *Most villains are just pathetically weak mortals*
Not sure about all you but the most threatening villain all Skyrim is not Alduin, Harkon, or Miraak. The most threatening villian is Hamelyn, the Skeever King! His headquarters is most difficult to find... Right below the Honningbrew Meadery. If you face this perilous foe be ready for a fight!!!
What about that bandit you save from hagravins and all he has is a dagger. After you save him he demands all your stuff.... A naked man with a dagger just threatened a fully armored badass who he watched kill all the hags.. Not so smart.
...or that lady in the nordic ruin who thinks she can have all the treasure to herself when you just cleared out all those dragur on your own. Hillarious, that one.
The first time I encountered the tree bridge, the bandit actually completely surprised me. It was rainy and I didn't notice them til I was halfway there. Gave me a jump. Very fun encounter. To the tree bridge!
Yesterday I came across a bandit on a tree bridge, id been completely ignoring the main quest since I left Helgon so I couldn't shout yet, but what I could do is summon a flame atronach on the bridge and watch in amusement in complete safety to see if he would die to the flame atronach, or if he would beat the flame atronach and then get pushed off the bridge by the explosion from the atronachs death
@@therealfirelord3359 I put him out of his misery. I mean, what else was I to do? Let him slowly starve to death? Because I highly doubt anyone that blind can fully care for themselves, especially in a place like Skyrim.
@@therealfirelord3359 Two things: First I said "in Skyrim". Second, Toph is one of the most powerful earthbenders of all time, with the ability to sense vibrations in the ground and tell the rough age, height, and weight of anyone within a considerable distance. Ulfr is a blind (and probably somewhat deaf as well, all things considered) old man who can not tell the difference between a male Nord, and a female Kajjit. She would be fine, him? Not so much.
Are you, are you, coming to the tree The Dragonborn pushed off a man they say who murdered three Reckless things did happen here no more reckless it would be If we took this fight *TO THE TREE BRIDGE*
Jessie the book nerd if you read the bandit leader it says he was blind not deaf so his hearing was probably very good So he could hear where you were moving
The #1 fail with the high elf dressed up as an imperial... its funny because I didn't even get to witness him lying to me. Reason is because I seen the shout up on the belcony so I just climbed my way up there and got the shout. Being me I used it right away (it was the storm call shout)... the storm I sommoned started to strike the dude with lighting and killed him. I toke his stuff, read the letter and was like "ooooooooh... Haha sucker!!!"
Isn't there a legate in the Rift Imperial Camp that's a high elf? So that combination is not impossible, but unlikely. I probably would know he's a fake right away.
I just saw a dude assumed he was a bandit and sniped his ass. Then it turned out he was an imposter so technically I was the good guy again. Darnit all to heck
If you side with Ralof in the very beginning of the game he's dressed as a Stormcloak officer. It's downright ridiculous but he's pushing you inside the crypt with a fake feeling of urgency like "oh hey why don't you go get the stuff that's inside this here dungeon, here's the entrance door, watch yourself bruh" so you don't really have time to question him
"This really isn't a good spot to be a bandit.... or a baker, or a florist. Don't walk on this if you value your life!" God, that had me in stitches 😂 Your commentary is always amazing!
“If you excuse me, I’ll go bury him on one of those graves we checked out earlier” Next scene *throws him down the hill* Bruh! 😂 *sees bit about the bridge fight* I’m dead! ☠️🤣
The Thalmor who kidnap the Skaal smith on Solsteim. I mean there aren't a lot of High Elves on the island and they were seen by other Skaal villagers. Plus they're wearing Leather armour and Elven Helmets not very subtle. The Thalmor in general.
On my fist play through I did almost three days doing side quests before going onto the main quest, so when I got to Arvel I was completely decked out in daedric armor with the holy Dawnbreaker in one hand and a summon dremora in the other, I slaughtered the wounded frost spider in one hit and quickly cut him down, he was dead before he even finished his sentence about betraying me.
Clearly you were well informed before your first play through then. I did a similar thing, but I did more aimless wondering than quests. I did the Golden Claw quest, but I never made it to the jarl of Whiterun for a long time. I still remember all the guards saying “Helgen, destroyed by a dragon, hard to believe isn’t it?” a quote the guards only say before you fight the dragon at the western watchtower. I was about 14 at the time though. Come to think of it, why was I playing an M rated game? Ah well.
1:11 honestly, when Arvel told me to cut him down, I did... but also took one to many swings and killed him in the process. Turns out it was the easiest way to do that part of the quest😂👌
What about Beem ja. He tricks you into killing a super powerful draugr deathlord for him (because he cant). And after yo are done he is like. Now that this draugr istnt there anymore I can gain his power py sacrificing you. Totally ignoring the fact that you just killed a monster that was much stronger than him xD
Plus, I took the liberty of looting the draugr's ebony weapons after killing him. (Before soul-trapping Beem-Ja with the black soul gems I also looted off the draugr.)
Yeah, plans like that dont work unless you are some kind of super assasin that slices your throat without you ralizing that something isa fishy untill its too late ^^
Yup. Any time I find a Black Soul Gem, I mentally save it for an NPC opponent who _really_ deserves to have their soul forever stranded in the Soul Cairn.
Stumack I forget the name of the place but there's a bandit in a cave on the coast with a similar plan. "Thank you for killing the Hagravens that held me captive, now I'm going to kill you!"
But the idea behind it is he should act terrified unlike the other antagonists. Basically expressing how scared he is whenever you kill an easy enemy he created and then say "do you have any idea how long it took me to conjure that!?"
He is so not into that fight anyway. If you sheathe your weapons he just goes: "I'll let you live, this time" and lets you walk past unscathed. Truly, his devotion to carrying out his orders to kill you and take the staff is unparalleled.
Um, I am fairly certain that the blank book that Ulfir was reading was supposed to be Braille, meaning that it just looks like it's blank. Also, blind people do tend to have much better hearing than people who can see, and armor can be loud at times, so it is actually possible that he could have just heard where The Dragonborn was, especially if he has been blind for many years giving him time to adapt. Also, The Dragonborn might just be very good at mimicking other people's voices.
1. But you can see Braille dots 2. I don't think Braille exists in the Elder Scrolls universe 3. The idea that the DB can mimic people's voices is unsubstantiated at best and dead wrong at worst. Don't you think that would come in handy in other situations? Why doesn't he/she use it?
What about Oodaviing. He's an immortal dragon that gets caught in a WOODEN trap! He also breathes FIRE! Then, he just gives up and is like, " here, I'll take you to defeat my master who I am in loyal servitude to." Although he does say he doesn't think of Alduin as his master, but still. Worst servant ever.
The parts of the trap that are wooden are arranged so that he's never able to point his face at them, because the trap goes around his neck to prevent movement. Note that Dragonsreach's Great Balcony, used for the trap, is made primarily of stone. :P And the "defeat equals friendship" trope is how Skyrim's dragons work. Their entire culture revolves around the fact that this is how this kind of scenario plays out for them. :P :P
When I went to the tree log the guy says “hmph wizards...now that’s power... bet they have that secret power... Turning wood to gold... I would like to turn wood to gold” I slaughtered him without mercy.
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8:47 It’s fucking hilarious seeing the soldier turn toward you menacingly, only for the next shot to show him on the ground with 2 arrows in his head. 😂
this is definitely the best video you've made. it has amazing humour and it actually made me laugh. the internet doesn't do that much anymore. congratulations for another successful year!
First time I played the remaster, I forgot about the bandit on the log. Not seeing him, and feeling like a bit of a daredevil myself, I charged across it with Shadowmere. Seeing him fly off the log to his death reminded me why I've always loved this game.
Why the fuck a stormcloak soldier was at some old ruins I don't know, but also why the fuck would he believe a High Elf is an officer in the Stormcloak rebellion.
not all high elves are thalmor. the storm cloaks don't reject people because of their race. anyone who prooves himself can move through their ranks. there are also high elves living in windhelm
What about that one dragonborn who set out on a quest to kill all the chickens on the face of Skyrim only to be pounded to death by the humble people of Riverwood? That's quite the bad guy
Graenolf’s final battle will be against Nazeem on the Tree Bridge, Graenolf will have his Barrel-Born Battle Armor. The outcome of the battle will determine the fate of the world.
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Graenolf Sorry I know its probably been mentioned a hundred times before but what armor mod did you use in the video? 😅
Graenolf aye lad
Graenolf mad video, love the Rp/narration at the same time!
You deserve to have over a million subscribers for the amazing videos you make (:
Damn I hope I won't fail this hard when I try to do that good ol' world domination thing.
I was a failed villian. Despite being both a thief and an assassin I ended up saving the world... *sigh*
PKMNtrainerOrange I know that feeling...just once Id like to destroy the world...but in my foolish quest to take over the Lord of Dragons I killed him...
Simple solution friend!
You can save the world so you can terrorize it more
PKMNtrainerOrange what Skyrim fan wasnt
In skyrim I still have a bounty in one of the northwest city's ._.'
*KILLS EVERYONE IN WHITERUN*
"next on the the to do list is... save the world"
"I don't claim to be the greatest smith in Whiterun, Eorland Graymane holds that honor." >What do you have for sale? "The finest weapons and armor."
lol
Lol
Maybay she means Eorland made them and she just sells them ;) or something
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,
can't deny that ;)
SuomiLaava eorulnd makes sky forge steel for the companions only tho.
and she also has a shop she works in
Number 1
*alduin*
No seriously he literally saves the dragonborn from getting their head chopped off and ends up dying to the dragonborn
My main is friends with Alduin and basically just wooshed him away is a way that looks like he's dying
@@snowflakeserpert6834 How are you friends with him? Mod?
@@slayerjohn447 No, basically I make fanfics in my head and press them on the game and pretend that that's how the game is.
@@slayerjohn447 I wish there was a mod for that though.
@@snowflakeserpert6834 I knew there was one for Miraak to make a follower by using the Bend Will shout on him in the boss fight against him. Didn't know if someone was crazy enough to try it for Alduin. Now I'm sad.
I don’t understand how Valmir thinks The Dragonborn who just killed a level 50 dragon priest is going to be defeated by some guy from the Thalmor.
Poor decision making. And then the Thalmor call themselves superior
@Zxylo 5 id disagree with you if it wasn't for the fact that the thalmor managed to convince the Empire to a cease fire and even work together while they rebuild their army while they also start a civil war to weaken the Empire
If the imperials are actually that dumb then the thalmor definitely are superior
@Grim reaper they've got forests shoved up their ass.
My mom was watching me when I saw arvel the swift. And she was like "don't cut him down. He's not a good person" then I cut him down and he leaves. And she screams out "I TOLD YOU' and then faendal killed him
Your mom is a gamer? Do you wanna switch lives with me, my mom sucks.
If my mom watched me play she'd ask why my character had such big titties (o_Y_o)
@@SharkByteOfficial my mom asked why I was killing a dragon. Apparantly its "very rude" to do so. (The dragon I was fighting was alduin)
My mom would literally ask about *EVERYTHING*
Tessa Thomas That sounds so familiar.
"Alright, hand over your valuables or I'll gut you like a fish!"
*Looks down at my full set of enchanted, legendary-crafted Nordic carved armor, My twin-enchanted dragonbone sword, and my two storm thralls.*
Me: "Bruh."
Then there's the thief with his 0 armor rating novice hood, some low level leather armor, some casual hide bracers and boots alongside his petty 5 damage iron dagger.
Or decked out in legendary level Daedric armor and all Daedric weapons, everything having 2-3 effects on them to make me take very little damage while being able to kill you in one hit, and then you get the inevitable "You don't look so tough."
Me in my halo armor mod
Nice try but you don't scare me.
Damn thats a lot of stuff to lose
Ulfr the Blind was the best gatekeeper.....it doesn’t matter if your sneak skill is 100....he will still detect you....he might be blind but he was way better than most guards in skyrim
In this Bethesda knew what they were doing with this Character. Most blind people can hear very well. To understand this, try closing your eyes for a few minutes in a silent part of your home. After a time, you may start hearing and detecting noises better. Ulfr may not be able to see you, though he can hear and smell you. BTW, if you are a high enough level character, he shall flee instead and warn the others if you tell him..."And you're next"
conspiricy theory:
ulfr is actually a falmer in disguise.
From what I've seen (always doing that dungeon early on for Ironhand's Guantlets) he'll run away and call for help no matter your level.
"We take this fight... TO THE TREE BRIDGE!"
...not a good idea
I fucking died when he yelled that shit
priceless
I am more interested in what armor he had on him, while he yelled that...
Follow me up the mountain, please.
My Ulfr the blind moment was just nice when I stumbled upon him:
-see a bandit sitting on a chair
-shoot an arrow through his throat instakill
-go over to see what he was reading, "huh, I think my game froze..."
-turns pages, "oh, there's just no words"
-looks at title and author, "huh, this author didn't write anything."
-looks at bandit to loot and realizes it's the author, "oh... Oh that explains a lot, now I feel bad about killing this guy, lol"
-console commands 'resurrect'
lol
My head cannon is the book is in Braille
Honestly, if you killed everyone in there he might have died by himself anyway. Poor dude can't see, how's he gonna survive?
Oooooh right he has super hearing nvm
"We'll take this..TO THE TREE BRIDGE."
i laughed so hard at that and I have no idea why
Because it's funny!!!
I'll same I almost died😂😂
"You didn't kiss him on the head like Rodulf always does." LOL
What about Rochelle the Red? She kidnaps your family if you have the Hearthfire expansion and fulfill certain requirements (you're married, own a house from hearthfire and don't have a housecarl guarding it). Just to reiterate, she kidnaps the Dragonborn's family. She hears about an incredibly skilled and experienced warrior/assassin/mage who devours the souls of dragons and thinks, "Y'know what sounds like a smart idea? Provoking that person." The especially funny thing is that if you free your spouse before engaging Rochell, and you're married to someone who's competent in a fight, your spouse can often take out all the bandits solo.
G. D. D. I've played Skyrim for way too long.. And I still didnt know about this..
I was married to Marcurio when this happened. Badass, face-melting mage Marcurio....
The bandits crippled him.
Some kind of glitch caused him to always walk wonky after I rescued him, so he couldn't aim a spell or swing a sword anymore. Nothing I tried fixed it, so I was forced to retire him as a follower. He spent the rest of his days walking backwards around Lakeview Manor.
Wonderful addition, thank you. ^
I had no idea about this and I'm level 60!
G. D. D. fuck hearthfire dlc
All of the house are bloody dangerous
Me: Saves the world
Also me: Shoots Auriel's Bow at the sun and plunges the world into eternal darkness.
*24 hour darkness
@@sebastiansmith7336 in-lore it's Forever
A Bit of lame actually it’s not. Harkon recognizes that. That’s why he says “my daughter Serena, I wish we could’ve done this together”. Before he attacks and begins the boss battle. Serena could supply him with an unlimited supply of arrows without him having to go through the displeasure of using his own blood.
@@sebastiansmith7336 it could not be only 24 hours. The elf wants to stop akatosh's influence in world by the darkness.
It would make no sense having to kill serana and then the sun comes again.
How would he be able to achieve his vengeance if only Works once?
@@sebastiansmith7336 i know he made a part of the profecy to bring serana to him, but just one day in lore wouldn't make sense at all
You forgot the chicken necromancer. You know, the guy who wants to conquer Tamriel with an army of undead chickens.
But he didn't fail. He'll be back. Oh, he'll be back...
wait what
Or the guy that wanted to take over Tamriel with like 6 slightly stronger than usual skeevers.
Wait what?
Hold up the what? How and where do i meet this man?
"I was in the middle of swallowing a furball when I told him I was a NORD."
This guy is hilarious
One time my brother was going to a Forsworn camp and they didn’t do anything, they just sat at the tables eating, my brother walked up to them and they were saying “THE REACH BELONGS TO THE FORSWORN!” While just chilling and sitting.
Brings a whole new meaning to "casual racism"
La Levesque jes the reach belongd to the forsworn Why fight?
@Bill Overbeck For me it was only Druadach Redoubt
Then he is one
Yeah I killed that dude calling himself a king. If anything I should be king wtf.
*ulfir the blind* huh? is that you rodalf
*me, a female kajjit* um...**clears throat** yeahhh thats me- um a nord bandit sureee
*ulfir* ok
"Uhm, yes. Khajiit is indeed a Nord."
"Okay I believe you."
XD
No questions
I am hooman
Kajjit.
What if Ulfir is a hidden genius who only pretends to be blind so you’ll take pity on him 😮
Ulfir: Rodalf?
Me: Meow
Ulfir: perfectly normal!
"And to think that it was his good friend Rodulf who killed him in the end"
such a small yet perfect line, great writing
And then the brick joke at the very end.
Perfection.
USS Prinz Eugen it all comes around
My favorite line of this video "I was in the middle of swallowing a hairball when I told him I was a Nord."
All these years later and I still haven’t fully explored Skyrim.
That is not something which can be done in one lifetime
@@pignatedoink9718 indeed
MasterKcoop Same
Pignated oink yea fr😂 I have been playing Skyrim on and off since 2011 and there is still new caves and quests I never played
Me too
You shot Ulfr in the knee.
Don't think I didn't notice you focus on it.
I used to be blind, then I took an arrow in the knee
Don't worry, he will be placed at Whiterun gate days later
Ulfr : "Nazeem, is that you?"
Nazeem : "ee... Yes"
Ulfr : "YOU PICKED A BAD TIME TO GET LOST, FRIEND!"
Did Santa climb down your chimney and sneak into your room while you sleep, aaaaannnnndddddd whisper into your ear “OYFUM”
Did more than that, mate.
Graenolf Lol
No, but he did steal my anal virginity
Adam Thompson nope I'm a Jew =3
Twilight bird darn jewski😂
When I encountered Arvel the Swift for the first time, I thought I was supposed to keep him alive until Dragonborne finds a way to force all informations about the Claw from him. Believe me, even with a Dragon determined to protect him, Arvel will die. He just keeps charging at all enemies and traps. It's almost like he has a death wish. Occasionally, after being saved from a group of draugar, Arvel will give up on running into things and will attack his savior who just proved to be a formidable fighter.
Maera Fey yeah, I always killed him right away because it was to painful to watch this idiot move around.
Maera Fey is
Reminds me of the guy from the mages guild quest line in Oblivion. He charges forward & immediately the floor pushes up and slams him into the ceiling lmao
Has anyone ever actually managed to git him to the claw puzzle door while he was still alive?
Killing him is the easy part, keeping him alive however is a challenge.
Ulfr is reading the Book of Fate. It's blank, so he thought he was blind, when in reality, the Dragonborn was soon to end his life.
Ragna Koldor that was.....beautiful!
Thun thun thun
Respect.
First time I played skyrim and entered bleak falls I got killed by the spike door and I was just sitting there, speechless, realising old tombs have traps.
Skyrim: *Main villains (including DLC) Are World-Eating Dragon, First Dragonborn, And Lord of Vampires, and you have a power to rival the sun.*
Also Skyrim: *Most villains are just pathetically weak mortals*
Not sure about all you but the most threatening villain all Skyrim is not Alduin, Harkon, or Miraak. The most threatening villian is Hamelyn, the Skeever King! His headquarters is most difficult to find... Right below the Honningbrew Meadery. If you face this perilous foe be ready for a fight!!!
Nah, it's the conjurer that uses chickens as his undead servants.
Yea that woulda been my vote, heh.
I cant express how much i hate him what a moron that has kicked my ass about 28 times
I thought it was that chicken, you know, the one that keeps sending gaurds after you. He is the true king of Skyrim
Zach Hibbard Alduin? do you mean that dragon who dies very easy
What about that bandit you save from hagravins and all he has is a dagger. After you save him he demands all your stuff.... A naked man with a dagger just threatened a fully armored badass who he watched kill all the hags.. Not so smart.
...or that lady in the nordic ruin who thinks she can have all the treasure to herself when you just cleared out all those dragur on your own. Hillarious, that one.
The first time I encountered the tree bridge, the bandit actually completely surprised me. It was rainy and I didn't notice them til I was halfway there. Gave me a jump. Very fun encounter. To the tree bridge!
Same
Yesterday I came across a bandit on a tree bridge, id been completely ignoring the main quest since I left Helgon so I couldn't shout yet, but what I could do is summon a flame atronach on the bridge and watch in amusement in complete safety to see if he would die to the flame atronach, or if he would beat the flame atronach and then get pushed off the bridge by the explosion from the atronachs death
If you sneak around White River Watch, then you'll be able to hear about the bandits plotting to kill Ulfr the Blind.
I left him alive for that reason
@@therealfirelord3359 I put him out of his misery. I mean, what else was I to do? Let him slowly starve to death? Because I highly doubt anyone that blind can fully care for themselves, especially in a place like Skyrim.
@@Hello-og Toph Beifong wants to know your location. She just wants to talk.
@@therealfirelord3359 Two things: First I said "in Skyrim". Second, Toph is one of the most powerful earthbenders of all time, with the ability to sense vibrations in the ground and tell the rough age, height, and weight of anyone within a considerable distance. Ulfr is a blind (and probably somewhat deaf as well, all things considered) old man who can not tell the difference between a male Nord, and a female Kajjit. She would be fine, him? Not so much.
3:25
Ulfr The Blind: *I used to be a bandit like you. Until I took an arrow to the knee*
I used to be a bandit like you, till an elven mage burnt my eyes out.
Are you, are you, coming to the tree
The Dragonborn pushed off a man they say who murdered three
Reckless things did happen here no more reckless it would be
If we took this fight *TO THE TREE BRIDGE*
Tigercup i
Damn i was like wut but Then i realized oh Heh hungergames
Good Lord! Rodulf is such an evil person killing a COMPLETELY defenseless blind man, who could definitely NOT see anything!
*Note the heavy sarcasm*
Jessie the book nerd that's not the blind man Ulfr is..... "Ulfr the blind" calm down
HOLY SHIT RODOLF IS RUDOLPH
Jessie the book nerd if you read the bandit leader it says he was blind not deaf so his hearing was probably very good
So he could hear where you were moving
and he killed with the classic skyrim meme, the old arrow to the knee
at least rodulf is not a failed villain...
that old bandit roldolf
I would like to add every bandit to your list, just all together as one group, just bandits overall, they’re bad
I just decided to kill Arvel anyway for the fun of it.
I was like:
“Huh. I was supposed to kill him anyway.”
The #1 fail with the high elf dressed up as an imperial... its funny because I didn't even get to witness him lying to me. Reason is because I seen the shout up on the belcony so I just climbed my way up there and got the shout. Being me I used it right away (it was the storm call shout)... the storm I sommoned started to strike the dude with lighting and killed him. I toke his stuff, read the letter and was like "ooooooooh... Haha sucker!!!"
Funny thing... he actually tricked me as I wasn't really looking at his face too closely.
Isn't there a legate in the Rift Imperial Camp that's a high elf? So that combination is not impossible, but unlikely. I probably would know he's a fake right away.
I just saw a dude assumed he was a bandit and sniped his ass. Then it turned out he was an imposter so technically I was the good guy again. Darnit all to heck
I was tricked as well
If you side with Ralof in the very beginning of the game he's dressed as a Stormcloak officer. It's downright ridiculous but he's pushing you inside the crypt with a fake feeling of urgency like "oh hey why don't you go get the stuff that's inside this here dungeon, here's the entrance door, watch yourself bruh" so you don't really have time to question him
We take this fight *TO THE TREE BRIDGE*
*Boys* take their skirmishes "out side"....
*Men* take their duels to..THE TREE BRIDGE!
"This really isn't a good spot to be a bandit.... or a baker, or a florist. Don't walk on this if you value your life!" God, that had me in stitches 😂 Your commentary is always amazing!
“Or a baker or a florist, DoNt wAlK oN ThIs iF YoU VaLuE YoUr LiFe” 😂 😂
“If you excuse me, I’ll go bury him on one of those graves we checked out earlier” Next scene *throws him down the hill* Bruh! 😂
*sees bit about the bridge fight* I’m dead! ☠️🤣
Hmmph. Novices.
Mous3 your pic and comment work so well together
Mous3 I see what you did there
The Thalmor who kidnap the Skaal smith on Solsteim. I mean there aren't a lot of High Elves on the island and they were seen by other Skaal villagers. Plus they're wearing Leather armour and Elven Helmets not very subtle.
The Thalmor in general.
We take this fight... TO THE TREE BRIDGE!
On my fist play through I did almost three days doing side quests before going onto the main quest, so when I got to Arvel I was completely decked out in daedric armor with the holy Dawnbreaker in one hand and a summon dremora in the other, I slaughtered the wounded frost spider in one hit and quickly cut him down, he was dead before he even finished his sentence about betraying me.
Clearly you were well informed before your first play through then. I did a similar thing, but I did more aimless wondering than quests. I did the Golden Claw quest, but I never made it to the jarl of Whiterun for a long time. I still remember all the guards saying “Helgen, destroyed by a dragon, hard to believe isn’t it?” a quote the guards only say before you fight the dragon at the western watchtower. I was about 14 at the time though. Come to think of it, why was I playing an M rated game? Ah well.
When I play Skyrim, every time I find Arvel I accidentally kill him when cutting him loose.
Same
What about Hamlyn? You know, the crazed old man living under a meadery who has ambitions of creating an army of rats? Yeah. Him.
Honestly he still deals a lot of damage with his spells and his skeevers have annoyingly high health. Im pretty sure I died to him once
Lets Take This to the Tree Bridge
-Graenolf 2018
Who is Graenolf? I allways tougth this is a quote of the famous Rudolf the Bandit!
He's the Dude the who made this video.
Zero, watch the video. Keep it in mind. Read the comment again.
Then, you will get the joke.
"GOOD LORD IT FELT GOOD TO BE UP THERE ACTING STUPID"
The average day in Florida
1:11 honestly, when Arvel told me to cut him down, I did... but also took one to many swings and killed him in the process. Turns out it was the easiest way to do that part of the quest😂👌
Graenolf: Who sent you assassin?
Me: The damn Dark Brotherhood, your a wanted man, Graenolf
I was a villain like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
Sapo Theo do u want to to chop it off you savge
6 years later people are still making this joke...
I was a villian like you then i fell off a tree bridge.
-Tree Bridge Bandit
Sapo Theo to this day he is saying it
What about Beem ja. He tricks you into killing a super powerful draugr deathlord for him (because he cant). And after yo are done he is like. Now that this draugr istnt there anymore I can gain his power py sacrificing you.
Totally ignoring the fact that you just killed a monster that was much stronger than him xD
Plus, I took the liberty of looting the draugr's ebony weapons after killing him. (Before soul-trapping Beem-Ja with the black soul gems I also looted off the draugr.)
Yeah, plans like that dont work unless you are some kind of super assasin that slices your throat without you ralizing that something isa fishy untill its too late ^^
Yup. Any time I find a Black Soul Gem, I mentally save it for an NPC opponent who _really_ deserves to have their soul forever stranded in the Soul Cairn.
I always soul trap assassination targets and use that soul to enchant an item I name after the npc as a sort of trophy.
Stumack I forget the name of the place but there's a bandit in a cave on the coast with a similar plan. "Thank you for killing the Hagravens that held me captive, now I'm going to kill you!"
Now I am dreaming of an Necromancer dlc based on that novice conjurer.
But the idea behind it is he should act terrified unlike the other antagonists. Basically expressing how scared he is whenever you kill an easy enemy he created and then say "do you have any idea how long it took me to conjure that!?"
When I found Arvel the Swift, I followed him when he ran away and he was eventually killed by some Draugr.
the bandit at the tree bridge needs a star wars overhaul.
a personal favorite is Estormo, who you meet after Labyrinthian. “This guy just killed a Dragon Priest... eh, I can take him!”
Maybe he though that the dragonborn was tired and wounded?
at least he need to try to sneak,or bringing a horde of undead army or something for you know....spice things up....
He is so not into that fight anyway. If you sheathe your weapons he just goes: "I'll let you live, this time" and lets you walk past unscathed. Truly, his devotion to carrying out his orders to kill you and take the staff is unparalleled.
"This really isn't a good place to be a bandit.... or a baker, or a florist." 😂😂😂😂
Um, I am fairly certain that the blank book that Ulfir was reading was supposed to be Braille, meaning that it just looks like it's blank. Also, blind people do tend to have much better hearing than people who can see, and armor can be loud at times, so it is actually possible that he could have just heard where The Dragonborn was, especially if he has been blind for many years giving him time to adapt. Also, The Dragonborn might just be very good at mimicking other people's voices.
but it wasn't braille, and we have the same hearing lol.
What he meant was that blind people tend to rely much more on hearing. Which will make them concentrate more on it which kinda makes it "better".
I never thought about it being braille, idk if Skyrim has that but it'd be really cool if so
@@Dragon-um6wh Technically, yes. Pyschologically, no.
1. But you can see Braille dots
2. I don't think Braille exists in the Elder Scrolls universe
3. The idea that the DB can mimic people's voices is unsubstantiated at best and dead wrong at worst. Don't you think that would come in handy in other situations? Why doesn't he/she use it?
8:25 I find this part funny because the stormcloak soldiers is just standing there like "what is going on?"
Graenolf you fool ,Ulfr is half falmer didn't you know
MaiizePoNd I laughed too hard at this comment
Hahaha
3:31 Well, if Ulfr survived, you just ended his adventuring days.
F*ckin' A xD
gl424 But he didn't put any arrows to the knees
Fatal arrow to the knee. Anyone know that reference?
What about Oodaviing. He's an immortal dragon that gets caught in a WOODEN trap! He also breathes FIRE! Then, he just gives up and is like, " here, I'll take you to defeat my master who I am in loyal servitude to." Although he does say he doesn't think of Alduin as his master, but still. Worst servant ever.
The parts of the trap that are wooden are arranged so that he's never able to point his face at them, because the trap goes around his neck to prevent movement. Note that Dragonsreach's Great Balcony, used for the trap, is made primarily of stone. :P
And the "defeat equals friendship" trope is how Skyrim's dragons work. Their entire culture revolves around the fact that this is how this kind of scenario plays out for them. :P :P
blarg2429 Where was your comment two weeks ago?
3:34 I can’t believe it... someone actually took an arrow in the knee!
"I was in the middle of swallowing a furball when I told him I was a nord" I'm crying
3:30 "I used to be a blind bandit like you once until I took an arrow to the knee" (unfortunately he died after that)
Ulfr is a gatekeeper by day and daredevil by night ....
🎶Hi Hoooo Hi Hooooo, to the tree bridge we goooo🎶
When I went to the tree log the guy says “hmph wizards...now that’s power... bet they have that secret power... Turning wood to gold... I would like to turn wood to gold” I slaughtered him without mercy.
8:47 It’s fucking hilarious seeing the soldier turn toward you menacingly, only for the next shot to show him on the ground with 2 arrows in his head. 😂
Witnessing Graenolf loosing his mind about a tree
Grenolf has the best voice of any RUclipsr
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Savage
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Speech 100
I binge watched all his skyrim videos,and idk why isnt he making anymore skyrim videos, they are so cool!
"Ha, looks like you've fallen into my trap"
Iv been dying for another skyrim post
Donkey - Vibez ikr I can play skyrim on vr but he’s funny
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"I was in the middle of swallowing a furball when I told him I was a Nord" racist, still funny though. XD
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3:32
He used to be blind, then he took an arrow in the knee...
3:27 I used to be a bandit like you until I took an arrow to the knee
Well I'm impressed I stole 100,000 sweet roles before I got caught. I could've got 1 more but a snitch told my teacher.
“You can find him watching over the entrance at white river watch” get it? He’s “watching” over the entrance
I love when I just come to a castle full of bandits and I shit someone whit a bow he dies and his friends says "is someone there?"
nojus FG I like it better when you shoot them, and they say "is someone there?" Could bandits get any useless?!
"Must have been hearing things" *Sits down next to friend who somehow managed to embed an arrow into his own skull*
#1: My initial thought, too, was "you're not coming with??!"
5:45
*>has a powerful Dragon Shout that knocks people*
*>tries to use swords to push someone*
TO THE TREE BRIDGE!
Lmao that was great. It was good to finally laugh at a video again. Especially the Novice Conjurer part. That was hilarious
Those BARRELS!! Could have been a good villain
That would be "Hardest Enemies" mate.
First time I played the remaster, I forgot about the bandit on the log. Not seeing him, and feeling like a bit of a daredevil myself, I charged across it with Shadowmere. Seeing him fly off the log to his death reminded me why I've always loved this game.
The fallen tree bridge... I for one thought this was a reference to the Predator movie? Anyone else remembers that scene?
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Im pretty sure Graenolf is Sheogorath
Andrew Johns Hmmmm.. what makes you think that? I mean.. there's no evidence. *note that heavy sarcasm*
Why the fuck a stormcloak soldier was at some old ruins I don't know, but also why the fuck would he believe a High Elf is an officer in the Stormcloak rebellion.
He was a rookie
not all high elves are thalmor.
the storm cloaks don't reject people because of their race.
anyone who prooves himself can move through their ranks.
there are also high elves living in windhelm
True but it's rare to almost impossible to see a high Elve in the Stormcloaks.
3:30 he's bound to become a town guard now
I died at oyfum!!!! Omg you are hilarious dude. New ro your channel so I'm check all the vids for now.
So entertaining! Your vids are awesome. Keep up the good work.
The best thing with Valmir for me was this; I had not chosen a side yet and he was in full Stormcloak gear. A highelf Stormcloak *CAPTAIN* ? Unlikely.
What about that one dragonborn who set out on a quest to kill all the chickens on the face of Skyrim only to be pounded to death by the humble people of Riverwood? That's quite the bad guy
Speaking of villains, an evil guard took 700 steel arrows from me when I’d only had 16 stolen arrows
Graenolf’s final battle will be against Nazeem on the Tree Bridge, Graenolf will have his Barrel-Born Battle Armor. The outcome of the battle will determine the fate of the world.