Skyrim - All Ways to Kill Vittoria
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- Опубликовано: 5 фев 2025
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Here I list "All Ways to Kill Vittoria Vici". This happens during the Bound Until Death quest during the Dark Brotherhood. You end up crashing the wedding of Vittoria Vici, and it's up to you to decide how you're going to ruin it. There are definitely some secret decisions in here that I had not thought of before.
It's always fun when you uncover was feels like secrets, or other kinds of secret decisions. Usually these kinds of things lead to odd encounters, perhaps normal to Tamriel. But hidden details within this game are always fun to explore and even tamper with.
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Veezara going ”Are you hiding? Dragonborn are you hiding?” made me laugh out loud
peacock666 nice bit, that.
Same :D
Me too😂😂
That was the best part
Lmao I kept playing that part 😂😂😭
Kayd - I wish something exciting would happen.
Me - Hold my skooma.
Hold my entity.smallpotionofhealth
"now drink it"
Hold my mead
Now how about we murder a different person
@@ceiliannbaldwin5592 Ha haa!
I stole the husband's weapon and only then used the rage/fury thing on him. The moment she started speaking he suplexed her to death.
And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that meddling lizard.
SUPLEX
Oh wow
YOU MEDDLING LIZARD!
COME ON AND SLAM
I would have paid to see that lol
I always steal vittoria's clothes and then wear them at MY wedding...just as a trophy
Same.😄
Tooo late 😣
mw too!
i have a pure mage no armour char and enchanted her wedding outfit to replace my everyday attire with. have killed two emperors in her very cool loking dress.
@@alexmuller6752 Now that's a fashion statement.
I love taking her clothes, then equip it , and finally and run out like a boss wearing her entire outfit.
You're fucked
b i wore that outfit to my wedding
Fargo The Elite Yeah you missed me with that shit
Oh, I take the clothes to uh, definitely wear them and not... Nevermind.
yes thats fare to wear clothes that people wore
Pushing items off a ledge...like a true cat.
Currently doing the mission as my kahjiit
Me 3. Great comment 😆
Lmfao
Exactly why the Flat-Earthers are wrong, coz if the world was flat the cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now!
5:50 *Bride is murdered*
*Pantea continues to sing*
Yep, smells like a Bethesda game up in here.
OMG SO TRUE XD
dumm dum dididi dum diididi dumdum
I once had Riftens whole city guard chase me into the cistern and we killed all of them and I was gonna fire an arrow into the last guard but then he died and sapphire got up right as I shot the arrow. I stuck her to the wall with my arrow and then I get the blame
I snuck behind Vittoria and stabbed her. No one saw anything. I didn't get a bounty. That's a true sneak 100 right there.
I dropped the gargoyle statue on her
@@kevinallen7776 i sniped her with a bow
I cast a frenzy rune on every place the guests would be, I got there and once asgeirs dad sat down it set off a chain reaction of frenzy and before I knew it everyone was dead
I sniped her while invisible and the cutscene showed a guard stopping an invisible man XD
I used the power of deimos to usurp her souls from her frail body and consumed it to freeze her lifeless body in place as everyone screams in horror, also know as soul trap
This was so great!!! You are hilarious!! :)
Grandmaaaa ❤️❤️❤️
This is how you know Graenolf's made it big: THE Grandma Shirley is proud of him.
I’m a fan
Grandma
A huge fan not gonna lie
Here's what you gotta do.
Join the stormcloaks, get the war all the way to the gates of Solitude, and hold off on the assault.
Dress yourself and followers in stormcloaks gear, kill Victoria with a steel blade and run off into the woods.
Poison the fake Emperor, move on move on...
Dress your followers again in Stormcloak gear, raid the Emperor's ship and kill him in a frontal assault, and leave an Amulet of Talos on his body.
Next, begin the raid of Solitude.
The Stormcloaks shut raid Solitude and overthrow the Empire AND kill the Emperor in the same day? Makes sense.
Just make sure no one knows you're the one who did it. Speak to no one, change your clothes for the raid.
The events are historical, and so close to each other that the people will associate the two. Rumors may even place the Emperor INSIDE Solitude at the time of the attack, given how close they are together.
Pin the whole thing on the Civil War.
Ayden Krueger you sir, you get How history works.
Wow, I’m totally doing that
Wow, this is amazing-
Perfect
But the dark brotherhood want to bring themselves back to there formal glory
“All ways to kill Nazeem” is a video I need right now
Hold my Thu’um, I’ll be right back just gotta k*ll that stupid little imperial for a second and all will be right in the world.
I will curb stomp Nadeem’s head into the floor if he so much as utters a word at me
Soul Trap him in a Black Soul Gem.
Loot his clothes.
Enchant his clothes using his soul, naming it Nazeem's Clothes.
Use a mod to marry his widow.
Wear Nazeem's Clothes during the wedding.
As a young Khajiit who travels around, I'm concerned how many public murders happen. Though, I am one to speak, I've stolen far too many sweet rolls.
Shadow Dancer
Not the sweet rolls
Forget Alduin you are the true enemy of skyrim
Let me guess you're the one who stole my sweet roll
Aha! I've been looking for you, care to explain why all the guards keep telling me that you're stealing all my sweet rolls.
Shadow Dancer SO IT WAS YOU!! I want my sweet roll back
I'm hungry and that stupid robot destroyed the cake. Gimme that sweet roll you got from Old Lady Palmer.
"A werewolf attack in broad daylight? whaaat? thats juicy send pics" AAJEFB LMOAO
Raven McCausland I attacked as a werewolf and forgot to kill the whole city
Graenolf **HAS ARROW IN HEAD**
ME: you alright?
Graenolf: I have a bitofa headache
ME: huh
He has a entity.deadricarrow in his head.
Well when I killed her the grooms family got slaughtered by the guards including the groom.
I just love family reunions.
I used a frenzy spell so they would all murder each other
The way I killed her was going to the empty little deck opposite from the one with the bow and arrow. I then crouched and shot her with an ice spike. Argonian boi was assaulting people down bellow and I was able to crouch and everyone forgot about me. Nobody was after me despite my bounty, and the one agent that I thought was after me was actually after the argonian boi that teleported behind me. Since he was after him I just hopped down and slowly walked out of the city without any issues at all.
I subscribed when the argonian attacked the guard for no reason
mrhypnagogia
Lol that happened to me, the guards didn’t even see me kill her and he said he was sent to help and killed. Guard while the other guard next to him just watched XD
Today, Graenolf presents: "Extreme wedding crashing 101". Also known as "how to lose your wife in ten seconds or less".
payton tbt
How much Gold?
A low, low price of only 150 Gold! *only imperial currency*
"I'm red when my eyes are mad"
*SPEECH 100*
Give Asgeir an empty black soul gem and a dagger with Soul Trap. Place Frenzy rune on a balcony. Find a comfortable place, grab popcorn and lemonade and enjoy the show.
Pickpocket Vittoria's soul. Use it or place on a special place.
Pickpocket it, and then kill the husband with the blade. Two lovers, bonded by death, with no more life.
Sheogorath The Trickster Dark and poetic. I fucking love it!
@@sheogoraththetrickster8700 no matter what you do is you dress in full Stormcloak soldier gear and you dress your follower in Stormcloak gear then you drop down on the balcony kill the groom and bride and just walk out of there and don't forget to place an amulet of Talos on the bride
Then visit her in the Soul Cairn and ask her about that wedding before she died.
Enchant her wedding outfit with it😂
These jokes earned a sub "DRAGONBORN ARE YOU HIDING" kills me
These are all surprisingly creative.
"What?! A werewolf attack in broad daylight?!" Best line by far.
"I'm red when my eyes are mad" ..what
Raven McCausland underrated comment
People talk like that when upset so it works lol
Go drunk, you're home, Vulwolf.
Me when I heard it
You're Soviet when there are lasers outta Stalin's eyes
I wrote this before watching: i already love the fact that this video is 11 mins while its just about killing 1 woman in a game. I love skyrim
xD
Veezara: Excuse me! Everyone?! Hi! I'm looking for the Dragonborn! The DRAGONBORN! He's supposed to be here today! He's gonna kill Vitoria Vicci! *looks up* Oh, wait, there he is! Hey! HEY!!! DRAGONBORN!!! I'M HERE TO HELP YOU, BUDDY!!!
And that is the tale of how Veezara was killed at the wedding of Vitoria Vicci.
he was gonna die anyway
@@zhonzhon5112 Most likely. 😆
Poor Veezara… I'm p sure he don't wanna be here. Astrid once again made a terrible decision
My husband’s character lived in Solitude, and Vittoria was his neighbor. He was emotionally torn when the dark brotherhood had him kill her. Well, he killed her because he couldn’t, not complete the quest, went back to the dark brotherhood and murdered them, then he deleted them from the game, then he console commanded her back in the game. All so he could hear her tell him good morning like usual.
He has an issue with change, even in his video games apparently.
That’s epic.
Can relate.
Change is hard.
Your husband sounds adorable
Dudes a fukn legend.
U can’t murder the brotherhood after u join them no
The quest to destroy them became unavailable n the characters became essential
Tell me what you thought of this style : ) I had a lot of fun with this one.
Graenolf 1st
I liked the style 😊
Graenolf can you keep doing more of theses videos barrel and oyfum master
great!!
Graenolf
I love it when u say Yo fum😜😜
BREAKING NEWS: Dragonborn caught trying to Fus Ro Dah the sky but accidentally dragonrends the sky as a dragon flies overhead. The dragon proceeds to land inside of solitude and burn it all. More news pending.
thats beautiful man
Are you hiding?! Dragonborn, are you hiding?!
Come out, Come out, You were born a child of Dragons...
"Come on down from the parapet Dragonborn."
Am I the only one who read that in hank hill's voice?
Come out Ocelot
"come on down from the parapet ocelot"
10:12 "once you clear a path for yourself out of the city-"
*cuts to him purposely cutting through civilians despite ample space on the road*
*After every werewolf transformation*
"So what I miss?" :D
"You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?"
Whiterun Guard #2 where is number 1
Whiterun Guard #2 I'll pay my fine
I say OYFUM
Whiterun Guard #2 "I use to be an adventurer like you. Until i took an arrow to the knee"
No u
*"I love weddings! Drinks all around!"* - J. Sparrow
Brendon Metten Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow
*Captain*
3:42
*1000 bounty added to The Rift.*
wait what
Riften 2.0
He probably hit the groom who stays in Riften
the groom is from riften
Its cause Asgeir is a Rift Citizen
Asgrier ‘s family is from riften
My friend, you are a truly skilled writer. Thank you for putting so much effort into these scripts and not simply narrating what you're doing.
I seriously hope that you hire someone to sing “Dum di di dum di di di di dum dum” at your wedding 😂
I can see the headline now:
Daedra? Or wrath of the Gods? Bride and Groom mauled by werewolf in broad daylight assault!
More like Wrath of the Nine rather than Gods, though Headline would be Wrath of the 8 in places where Imperials have control, True Nords of Skyrim would say Talos or the Nine were angry about the union of a Nord with the Imperials who try to change Skyrim while Imperials will suggest it may be a Daedra involvement as they would likely assume the gods would be happy to see a union to try end the warring and clashing between sides in Skyrim and only daedra would want it to continue.
I turned into a vampire lord then used the grab spell and flung her into the atmosphere
Anonymous person its vittria space program
gg
Anonymous person all i did was turned invisible and used a bow
that works too i guess
I spend 5 minutes every time on that quest just looking for the stone to push onto her but all of your choices are great
"i'm red when my eyes are mad" XD that was so funny especially when you are so focused on his face and the fact that his eyes are red, then all of a sudden "I'm Red When My Eyes Are Mad" XD i cant stop laughing, nice video, made my day.
: )
Mine turn and glow crimson red my sadistic side aculy glow and turn crimson I'm fine f ok ok hi I'm the sadistic side of ainz mice to met you hope you have fun I really want to gut you I'm very very sorry he took over my crazy sides name is reaper so sorry I don't want to kill you he does I don't so sorry. Please forgive me I sometimes lose control.
Ainz oal gown Over lord shut the fuck upp
@@ainzooalgownoverlord8913
Dude. Grammar.
@@builduhthegoat9720 rude
I can do that too
“Fus fus FUS fus fus”
The first Dragonborn to freestyle 🔥
Oh my talos that was the best line I have ever heard “yeah yeah I’ll get to methods to kill this chick in a sec” pure gold
Talos?
Thalmor would like to know your location
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. The one about her hips absorbing the blast killed me. Good stuff man
: )
That "Fus Roh Da!" totally shattered her pelvis. >: )
The only royal wedding I care about 👌
Hahah xD
You sound like a deadpool of Tamriel, and I got confirmation in 04:13 where you are running arrow piercing your head.
He is dead pool, dude.
another option:
if you have the perks that let you put poisons in people's pockets and the invisibility spell you can just enter the city, turn invisible and put the poison in the bride's pocket; you'll be visible for a short moment again but as soon as you exit her inventory you turn invisible again and because the game had to process the fact that the npc died first all the other npc would not notice you are there and therefore you get no bounty.
everybody will be hostile to veezara and he will try to talk to you so just run away from him until his hp reaches 0, he doesn't die because he is essential but after his hp is depleted everybody calms, you now can talk to him and mission completed
Or you could just stick a dagger in her pooper like any good assassin would. 1000 gold for an expert theif is chunk change.
Or get even more creative and slip a powerful slow-acting poison into his pocket along with the frenzy poison. “Oh, what a tragedy! A murder-suicide!”
"You stupid crocodiles" lmao, I don't know why but this made me laugh so much😂😂😂
Ah Veezara. Quality companion.
R.I.P my favourite argonian
There's a mod that lets you save him and the other members (except Astrid)
I LEGIT JUST DID THIS QUEST ABOUT 5 MINUTES AGO. DAMN IT.
Proxy Moron that's gotta be frustrating poor soul
D.A Silver Yeah but I beat the Dark Brotherhood quest anyway and I can't be fucked going all the way back.
The funny thing is that two days ago I finished doing this quest too.
The one who tells you about the bow is actually not Babette, but Gabriella
Ah, thank you Guus
No problem, I just wanted to give an underrated character some credit
Guus Thijssen what kind of effects/enchantments does the bow have? I've never had it.
Kousei Arima I believe it has a frost damage enchantment. It's not that special, just a collector's item that's often missed.
Kousei Arima i heard that the bow shoots faster than an average bow but i am not sure
5:01" ah my wife is dead it probably the wind. is it lunch yet?"
The husband is savage.
I actually laughed really hard at “oh don’t worry, this ones gonna fail in 20 minutes”
BRUTALITY
If you destroy the dark brotherhood the wedding never happens, but you keep hearing about it happening soon for the rest of the game. There isn't even a mod that fixes it -_-
James Parker karma for killing the dark brotherhood. Hope Sithis rips your soul out and makes you serve him all eternity.
Vodka Gods wooooooag
Well, how much in-game time do you really play? A few weeks? "Soon" can be half a year, that's pretty soon for a wedding.
My current play through has gone on for three in game years.
Babette and Cicero survive if you destroy the Dark Brotherhood.
Wait... all this time I thought her name was "Victoria"
no mine is
me 2
Me two
Same
What is her name again?
I love these videos, especially when you talk in-character like an adviser. It's immersive for the videos and a more new and interesting take than just the normal commentary.
You forgot to use telekinesis and throwing a sweet roll at her(It does damage)
6:18 and 6:41
Vulwulf Snow-Shod is attacking his own son... I love Skyrim.
Nice job, man! I'm NOT about to do my homework, take a shower, or go to bed this time.
You're improving!
Also, haven't finished the video yet, but I really like this style.
Hope to see more like it in the future.
Jessie
You still have homework
Hector Solis
Yeah, but like, I dont have to worry about that until sunday night, so its fine.
Jessie the book nerd did you finish it
South African Defense Force
Yes
I'm red when my eyes are mad!
“Dragonborn are u hiding?!” 😂
"You may now kill the bride. No wait, I meant kiss! Asgeir, no!"
'The rains of castemere' played during Vittoria's wedding unfortunately.
8:48 you made me choke on my water
Kaylee Keen that one made me scream-laugh, I was not expecting it at all
I was having a really bad day. Thank you for brightening it, Graenolf
I found your channel while looking for ideas for skyrim play through ideas and gotta say, I’m a addicted. Your videos are so funny and they make me laugh, I didn’t have the best day and watching your videos definitely cheered me up!
Super nice to read this. Thank you friend : ) Happy New Year
@@Graenolf happy new year!
I'm late to the party and just started playing Skyrim ( I took a LONG break after my EQ and WOW addictions). This is by far the BEST walkthrough video I have watched so far, well done!
So many ways to kill, her, and yet so few, for you can choose but one. So of course, I turned her into my Undead Thrall, just so I could watch her die over-and-over-and-over-and-over again ;)
I adore everything about your videos. Your voice acting, your writing, your comedy.
All of it is wonderful.
"I can do that too FUUS FUUS FUUS FUUS FUUS FUUS FUUS" I started laughing so hard I cried 😂😂😂
"Girl, before today's over YOU are getting my digits."
"im red when my eyes are mad" good job dude
I just like that last "today was fuuun!" at the end.
I've always found it a bit odd that Khajiits and Argonians turn into werewolves instead of weretigers/lions and giant lizards. This is something they need to address because I want to stop around as a giant lizard in ES6.
when u said digits I wasn’t ready
About 15 videos in since I found your channel a while ago, I got shit to do tomorrow, it's after midnight, but I can't stop. Your content is too good
"I'm red when my eyes are mad." Clap Clap
Wow definitely what I wanted in my recommended list
"Im red when my eyes are mad!"
Brain.exe has stopped working
The one good dark brotherhood quest. So many ways to kill Victoria so little time to try them all. It's a matter of picking your poison. Hmm that's an idea right there. If only the rest of the faction was half as good.
Me: Walks up to the bride, picks her up and slams her onto her head
Dude with flute: Tooting happily the whole time
He was like... oyfum...
You know, I’m new to this channel, by a month or so. And oyfum has... unbeknownst to me, been secretly added to my lexicon. I’ll say it to the same degree of heavens, or Jesus fuck.
Oyfum, heavens, and Jesus fuck are all quality sayings.
Love your humor and LOVE the editing!
"Yeah I killed Kayd" Liar, everyone knows you can't kill children in Skyrim, except with mods.
That said, my favorite way I killed her was I once had the full Storm Call shout and the Illusion perk which made magic and shouts quiet. So I used the full Storm Call and then cast Invisibility on myself. It was bemusing watching the whole city erupt into chaos.
TheNN that’s brilliant. Mind if I use your idea?
Certainly. It was an incredible sight to behold.
TheNN thank you kind one
My maaaate loved this video and there were a few ways I didn’t know about or think of and thank you so much daedric lord of oooooooooof OYYYYYFFFFFFUUUUUUMMMMMMMM
what the fuck is this shit
what the fuck did i just read
Stop
I'm neither drunk or stoned enough to figure out what this is
N. O. R
I actually often come back to this video, not for the tips, but for the humor.
First Graenolf video I watched, but I do enjoy the skits.
Khajiit as a werewolf. I never would have believed it is I hadn't seen it with my own eyes.
The trick with the gargoyle was the only one that I knew about for this particular mission but now I am so going to try some of these alternatives just for giggles
*inhales deeply* Hmm...All I smell is a possible Oyfum montage in the future.
Quite possibly the BEST video I've seen, ever. I laughed through this whole thing. You have talent my friend.
This channel is honestly a godsend
I just subbed because i love your narrative XDD
Ur skyrim vids are literally the best
3:40 SHIIIZAAAAAA
r/unexpectedjojo
This dude's commentary was fantastic! I really enjoyed this video.
i really like the way you tell a story instead of a to ten list type shit
Jesus Christ, that ending was so dark
“Everyone lies still... BECAUSE THEYRE DEAD!”
You are literally my favourite RUclipsr..
How long did this take you to write? the wit is endless, love it.
I don't understand your style content my dude, but you're enjoying yourself and that's whats important
This is my favorite video of yours, hands down.