Skyrim - All Ways to Kill Vittoria

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

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  • @peacock6665
    @peacock6665 6 лет назад +2805

    Veezara going ”Are you hiding? Dragonborn are you hiding?” made me laugh out loud

  • @paracaster5294
    @paracaster5294 6 лет назад +5211

    I stole the husband's weapon and only then used the rage/fury thing on him. The moment she started speaking he suplexed her to death.
    And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that meddling lizard.

  • @ReneAensland
    @ReneAensland 6 лет назад +3257

    Kayd - I wish something exciting would happen.
    Me - Hold my skooma.

  • @emotionallyunstableandfill2497
    @emotionallyunstableandfill2497 5 лет назад +1299

    I always steal vittoria's clothes and then wear them at MY wedding...just as a trophy

    • @maddythetopazdragoncathybr1426
      @maddythetopazdragoncathybr1426 4 года назад +23

      Same.😄

    • @hallohello3981
      @hallohello3981 4 года назад +13

      Tooo late 😣

    • @hellworm
      @hellworm 4 года назад +4

      mw too!

    • @alexmuller6752
      @alexmuller6752 4 года назад +43

      i have a pure mage no armour char and enchanted her wedding outfit to replace my everyday attire with. have killed two emperors in her very cool loking dress.

    • @JonatasMonte
      @JonatasMonte 4 года назад +17

      @@alexmuller6752 Now that's a fashion statement.

  • @katiestafford5693
    @katiestafford5693 5 лет назад +1965

    I snuck behind Vittoria and stabbed her. No one saw anything. I didn't get a bounty. That's a true sneak 100 right there.

    • @kevinallen7776
      @kevinallen7776 5 лет назад +47

      I dropped the gargoyle statue on her

    • @alexp5569
      @alexp5569 5 лет назад +31

      @@kevinallen7776 i sniped her with a bow

    • @theresarayner5726
      @theresarayner5726 5 лет назад +78

      I cast a frenzy rune on every place the guests would be, I got there and once asgeirs dad sat down it set off a chain reaction of frenzy and before I knew it everyone was dead

    • @forpiepress1964
      @forpiepress1964 5 лет назад +29

      I sniped her while invisible and the cutscene showed a guard stopping an invisible man XD

    • @revid01
      @revid01 5 лет назад +15

      I used the power of deimos to usurp her souls from her frail body and consumed it to freeze her lifeless body in place as everyone screams in horror, also know as soul trap

  • @CoreyB777
    @CoreyB777 5 лет назад +2151

    I love taking her clothes, then equip it , and finally and run out like a boss wearing her entire outfit.

    • @Smerdzy
      @Smerdzy 5 лет назад +136

      You're fucked

    • @hooman6758
      @hooman6758 5 лет назад +208

      b i wore that outfit to my wedding

    • @MrWongWey
      @MrWongWey 5 лет назад +7

      Fargo The Elite Yeah you missed me with that shit

    • @SnapplyPie
      @SnapplyPie 5 лет назад +50

      Oh, I take the clothes to uh, definitely wear them and not... Nevermind.

    • @kerryspence1181
      @kerryspence1181 5 лет назад +4

      yes thats fare to wear clothes that people wore

  • @DesertSmeagle
    @DesertSmeagle 6 лет назад +858

    Pushing items off a ledge...like a true cat.

    • @danieloquinn2642
      @danieloquinn2642 4 года назад +14

      Currently doing the mission as my kahjiit

    • @talentedpigeon3296
      @talentedpigeon3296 4 года назад +1

      Me 3. Great comment 😆

    • @Punkwashed_Bleach
      @Punkwashed_Bleach 4 года назад +1

      Lmfao

    • @wod5203
      @wod5203 Год назад

      Exactly why the Flat-Earthers are wrong, coz if the world was flat the cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now!

  • @feddyvonwigglestein3481
    @feddyvonwigglestein3481 6 лет назад +744

    5:50 *Bride is murdered*
    *Pantea continues to sing*
    Yep, smells like a Bethesda game up in here.

    • @gdelusiveplayz3609
      @gdelusiveplayz3609 5 лет назад +2

      OMG SO TRUE XD

    • @ionlywatch
      @ionlywatch 5 лет назад +3

      dumm dum dididi dum diididi dumdum

    • @theresarayner5726
      @theresarayner5726 5 лет назад +1

      I once had Riftens whole city guard chase me into the cistern and we killed all of them and I was gonna fire an arrow into the last guard but then he died and sapphire got up right as I shot the arrow. I stuck her to the wall with my arrow and then I get the blame

  • @thefrogthatknows5251
    @thefrogthatknows5251 5 лет назад +1615

    Here's what you gotta do.
    Join the stormcloaks, get the war all the way to the gates of Solitude, and hold off on the assault.
    Dress yourself and followers in stormcloaks gear, kill Victoria with a steel blade and run off into the woods.
    Poison the fake Emperor, move on move on...
    Dress your followers again in Stormcloak gear, raid the Emperor's ship and kill him in a frontal assault, and leave an Amulet of Talos on his body.
    Next, begin the raid of Solitude.
    The Stormcloaks shut raid Solitude and overthrow the Empire AND kill the Emperor in the same day? Makes sense.
    Just make sure no one knows you're the one who did it. Speak to no one, change your clothes for the raid.
    The events are historical, and so close to each other that the people will associate the two. Rumors may even place the Emperor INSIDE Solitude at the time of the attack, given how close they are together.
    Pin the whole thing on the Civil War.

    • @pailhorsegaming6762
      @pailhorsegaming6762 5 лет назад +208

      Ayden Krueger you sir, you get How history works.

    • @kobraunit
      @kobraunit 5 лет назад +70

      Wow, I’m totally doing that

    • @iizvek
      @iizvek 5 лет назад +51

      Wow, this is amazing-

    • @Eh-its-me
      @Eh-its-me 5 лет назад +16

      Perfect

    • @ethanhammons2439
      @ethanhammons2439 5 лет назад +30

      But the dark brotherhood want to bring themselves back to there formal glory

  • @ShirleyCurryTheOlderGamer
    @ShirleyCurryTheOlderGamer 5 лет назад +1641

    This was so great!!! You are hilarious!! :)

  • @noahscott9390
    @noahscott9390 6 лет назад +307

    “All ways to kill Nazeem” is a video I need right now

    • @ironwraith852
      @ironwraith852 3 года назад +5

      yup

    • @Art3mis28
      @Art3mis28 2 года назад +1

      Hold my Thu’um, I’ll be right back just gotta k*ll that stupid little imperial for a second and all will be right in the world.

    • @lettuce_soup5557
      @lettuce_soup5557 2 года назад

      I will curb stomp Nadeem’s head into the floor if he so much as utters a word at me

    • @jayive34
      @jayive34 Год назад +3

      Soul Trap him in a Black Soul Gem.
      Loot his clothes.
      Enchant his clothes using his soul, naming it Nazeem's Clothes.
      Use a mod to marry his widow.
      Wear Nazeem's Clothes during the wedding.

  • @nikayalohr9707
    @nikayalohr9707 6 лет назад +1434

    As a young Khajiit who travels around, I'm concerned how many public murders happen. Though, I am one to speak, I've stolen far too many sweet rolls.

    • @gameking4984
      @gameking4984 6 лет назад +96

      Shadow Dancer
      Not the sweet rolls
      Forget Alduin you are the true enemy of skyrim

    • @BloodyNosePhantom
      @BloodyNosePhantom 6 лет назад +70

      Let me guess you're the one who stole my sweet roll

    • @stormsnow5260
      @stormsnow5260 6 лет назад +44

      Aha! I've been looking for you, care to explain why all the guards keep telling me that you're stealing all my sweet rolls.

    • @Farewell682
      @Farewell682 6 лет назад +31

      Shadow Dancer SO IT WAS YOU!! I want my sweet roll back

    • @atgmai
      @atgmai 6 лет назад +31

      I'm hungry and that stupid robot destroyed the cake. Gimme that sweet roll you got from Old Lady Palmer.

  • @ravenmccausland5151
    @ravenmccausland5151 6 лет назад +488

    "A werewolf attack in broad daylight? whaaat? thats juicy send pics" AAJEFB LMOAO

    • @phantomking7246
      @phantomking7246 6 лет назад +1

      Raven McCausland I attacked as a werewolf and forgot to kill the whole city

  • @matthiaslener2763
    @matthiaslener2763 6 лет назад +437

    Well when I killed her the grooms family got slaughtered by the guards including the groom.
    I just love family reunions.

    • @hydrangea2636
      @hydrangea2636 6 лет назад +10

      I used a frenzy spell so they would all murder each other

    • @SeriouslySeriousGrim
      @SeriouslySeriousGrim 3 года назад +2

      The way I killed her was going to the empty little deck opposite from the one with the bow and arrow. I then crouched and shot her with an ice spike. Argonian boi was assaulting people down bellow and I was able to crouch and everyone forgot about me. Nobody was after me despite my bounty, and the one agent that I thought was after me was actually after the argonian boi that teleported behind me. Since he was after him I just hopped down and slowly walked out of the city without any issues at all.

  • @tim.6281
    @tim.6281 5 лет назад +296

    "I'm red when my eyes are mad"
    *SPEECH 100*

  • @mrhypnagogia
    @mrhypnagogia 6 лет назад +648

    I subscribed when the argonian attacked the guard for no reason

    • @beansyaya
      @beansyaya 6 лет назад +17

      mrhypnagogia
      Lol that happened to me, the guards didn’t even see me kill her and he said he was sent to help and killed. Guard while the other guard next to him just watched XD

  • @ravenmccausland5151
    @ravenmccausland5151 6 лет назад +545

    "I'm red when my eyes are mad" ..what

  • @sgtsprinkles7619
    @sgtsprinkles7619 6 лет назад +251

    Today, Graenolf presents: "Extreme wedding crashing 101". Also known as "how to lose your wife in ten seconds or less".

    • @DoubleBoost23
      @DoubleBoost23 6 лет назад +1

      payton tbt
      How much Gold?

    • @spek3811
      @spek3811 6 лет назад +3

      A low, low price of only 150 Gold! *only imperial currency*

  • @SmithyBear
    @SmithyBear 5 лет назад +257

    Graenolf **HAS ARROW IN HEAD**
    ME: you alright?
    Graenolf: I have a bitofa headache
    ME: huh

  • @lijamenethil
    @lijamenethil 5 лет назад +561

    Give Asgeir an empty black soul gem and a dagger with Soul Trap. Place Frenzy rune on a balcony. Find a comfortable place, grab popcorn and lemonade and enjoy the show.
    Pickpocket Vittoria's soul. Use it or place on a special place.

    • @sheogoraththetrickster8700
      @sheogoraththetrickster8700 5 лет назад +82

      Pickpocket it, and then kill the husband with the blade. Two lovers, bonded by death, with no more life.

    • @LoS_Lust4Blood
      @LoS_Lust4Blood 5 лет назад +45

      Sheogorath The Trickster Dark and poetic. I fucking love it!

    • @coltmartin152
      @coltmartin152 5 лет назад +20

      @@sheogoraththetrickster8700 no matter what you do is you dress in full Stormcloak soldier gear and you dress your follower in Stormcloak gear then you drop down on the balcony kill the groom and bride and just walk out of there and don't forget to place an amulet of Talos on the bride

    • @thomasaitken7495
      @thomasaitken7495 4 года назад +18

      Then visit her in the Soul Cairn and ask her about that wedding before she died.

    • @HisRoyalMajestyKingofWeedshire
      @HisRoyalMajestyKingofWeedshire 3 года назад +7

      Enchant her wedding outfit with it😂

  • @adamdavenport8009
    @adamdavenport8009 4 года назад +251

    Veezara: Excuse me! Everyone?! Hi! I'm looking for the Dragonborn! The DRAGONBORN! He's supposed to be here today! He's gonna kill Vitoria Vicci! *looks up* Oh, wait, there he is! Hey! HEY!!! DRAGONBORN!!! I'M HERE TO HELP YOU, BUDDY!!!
    And that is the tale of how Veezara was killed at the wedding of Vitoria Vicci.

    • @zhonzhon5112
      @zhonzhon5112 4 года назад +7

      he was gonna die anyway

    • @adamdavenport8009
      @adamdavenport8009 4 года назад +9

      @@zhonzhon5112 Most likely. 😆

    • @Nekomomoz
      @Nekomomoz Год назад +2

      Poor Veezara… I'm p sure he don't wanna be here. Astrid once again made a terrible decision

  • @victorintveld339
    @victorintveld339 6 лет назад +167

    I wrote this before watching: i already love the fact that this video is 11 mins while its just about killing 1 woman in a game. I love skyrim

  • @johnnyawe1469
    @johnnyawe1469 6 лет назад +102

    These are all surprisingly creative.
    "What?! A werewolf attack in broad daylight?!" Best line by far.

  • @nicolejones2524
    @nicolejones2524 6 лет назад +237

    My husband’s character lived in Solitude, and Vittoria was his neighbor. He was emotionally torn when the dark brotherhood had him kill her. Well, he killed her because he couldn’t, not complete the quest, went back to the dark brotherhood and murdered them, then he deleted them from the game, then he console commanded her back in the game. All so he could hear her tell him good morning like usual.
    He has an issue with change, even in his video games apparently.

    • @jesserutledge6260
      @jesserutledge6260 4 года назад +18

      That’s epic.

    • @kitsu1379
      @kitsu1379 3 года назад +6

      Can relate.
      Change is hard.

    • @ohdeararat7947
      @ohdeararat7947 2 года назад +6

      Your husband sounds adorable

    • @Le_Stadt
      @Le_Stadt 2 года назад +4

      Dudes a fukn legend.

    • @Kaipanzer-r2w
      @Kaipanzer-r2w 2 года назад

      U can’t murder the brotherhood after u join them no
      The quest to destroy them became unavailable n the characters became essential

  • @MoonGacha-k7p
    @MoonGacha-k7p 5 лет назад +159

    BREAKING NEWS: Dragonborn caught trying to Fus Ro Dah the sky but accidentally dragonrends the sky as a dragon flies overhead. The dragon proceeds to land inside of solitude and burn it all. More news pending.

  • @johnname7163
    @johnname7163 5 лет назад +582

    3:42
    *1000 bounty added to The Rift.*
    wait what

  • @jayhill9518
    @jayhill9518 6 лет назад +221

    These jokes earned a sub "DRAGONBORN ARE YOU HIDING" kills me

  • @ballerina2461
    @ballerina2461 5 лет назад +31

    My friend, you are a truly skilled writer. Thank you for putting so much effort into these scripts and not simply narrating what you're doing.

  • @jacobwalker3915
    @jacobwalker3915 5 лет назад +56

    10:12 "once you clear a path for yourself out of the city-"
    *cuts to him purposely cutting through civilians despite ample space on the road*

  • @abigmood3389
    @abigmood3389 6 лет назад +79

    *After every werewolf transformation*
    "So what I miss?" :D

  • @tfuwan1248
    @tfuwan1248 6 лет назад +607

    Are you hiding?! Dragonborn, are you hiding?!

    • @hellouniverse6294
      @hellouniverse6294 5 лет назад +1

      Come out, Come out, You were born a child of Dragons...

    • @cjheadbird3476
      @cjheadbird3476 5 лет назад

      "Come on down from the parapet Dragonborn."

    • @theresarayner5726
      @theresarayner5726 5 лет назад +1

      Am I the only one who read that in hank hill's voice?

    • @davidcain7525
      @davidcain7525 5 лет назад +1

      Come out Ocelot

    • @nekosalad8308
      @nekosalad8308 5 лет назад

      "come on down from the parapet ocelot"

  • @Graenolf
    @Graenolf  6 лет назад +1578

    Tell me what you thought of this style : ) I had a lot of fun with this one.

  • @notorioussoul6943
    @notorioussoul6943 6 лет назад +409

    "You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?"

    • @timmydawizard
      @timmydawizard 6 лет назад +36

      Whiterun Guard #2 where is number 1

    • @pugking1233
      @pugking1233 6 лет назад +20

      Whiterun Guard #2 I'll pay my fine

    • @Snails-p9h
      @Snails-p9h 6 лет назад +8

      I say OYFUM

    • @DanteYRN
      @DanteYRN 6 лет назад +16

      Whiterun Guard #2 "I use to be an adventurer like you. Until i took an arrow to the knee"

    • @generallylazy1156
      @generallylazy1156 6 лет назад +1

      No u

  • @unironicallyironic6626
    @unironicallyironic6626 6 лет назад +136

    another option:
    if you have the perks that let you put poisons in people's pockets and the invisibility spell you can just enter the city, turn invisible and put the poison in the bride's pocket; you'll be visible for a short moment again but as soon as you exit her inventory you turn invisible again and because the game had to process the fact that the npc died first all the other npc would not notice you are there and therefore you get no bounty.
    everybody will be hostile to veezara and he will try to talk to you so just run away from him until his hp reaches 0, he doesn't die because he is essential but after his hp is depleted everybody calms, you now can talk to him and mission completed

    • @solidmoon8266
      @solidmoon8266 6 лет назад +14

      Or you could just stick a dagger in her pooper like any good assassin would. 1000 gold for an expert theif is chunk change.

    • @JosieJOK
      @JosieJOK 5 лет назад +11

      Or get even more creative and slip a powerful slow-acting poison into his pocket along with the frenzy poison. “Oh, what a tragedy! A murder-suicide!”

  • @ScarredWolf_
    @ScarredWolf_ 5 лет назад +56

    I can do that too
    “Fus fus FUS fus fus”
    The first Dragonborn to freestyle 🔥

  • @brendonmetten3150
    @brendonmetten3150 6 лет назад +133

    *"I love weddings! Drinks all around!"* - J. Sparrow

  • @AuroraAustralis_
    @AuroraAustralis_ 6 лет назад +150

    I can see the headline now:
    Daedra? Or wrath of the Gods? Bride and Groom mauled by werewolf in broad daylight assault!

    • @ameliakyle7054
      @ameliakyle7054 6 лет назад +2

      More like Wrath of the Nine rather than Gods, though Headline would be Wrath of the 8 in places where Imperials have control, True Nords of Skyrim would say Talos or the Nine were angry about the union of a Nord with the Imperials who try to change Skyrim while Imperials will suggest it may be a Daedra involvement as they would likely assume the gods would be happy to see a union to try end the warring and clashing between sides in Skyrim and only daedra would want it to continue.

  • @calumbalmain
    @calumbalmain 6 лет назад +415

    The only royal wedding I care about 👌

  • @sirkole5517
    @sirkole5517 5 лет назад +35

    Oh my talos that was the best line I have ever heard “yeah yeah I’ll get to methods to kill this chick in a sec” pure gold

    • @BretonTheif2091
      @BretonTheif2091 2 года назад

      Talos?
      Thalmor would like to know your location

  • @alaskaismyhome39
    @alaskaismyhome39 5 лет назад +50

    I seriously hope that you hire someone to sing “Dum di di dum di di di di dum dum” at your wedding 😂

  • @RicoTheExMongolianSlave
    @RicoTheExMongolianSlave 6 лет назад +333

    I turned into a vampire lord then used the grab spell and flung her into the atmosphere

    • @krissybailey6446
      @krissybailey6446 6 лет назад +17

      Anonymous person its vittria space program

    • @Ms_Vylet
      @Ms_Vylet 6 лет назад

      gg

    • @lil_chef_6941
      @lil_chef_6941 6 лет назад +4

      Anonymous person all i did was turned invisible and used a bow

    • @RicoTheExMongolianSlave
      @RicoTheExMongolianSlave 6 лет назад +5

      that works too i guess

    • @theamazingsnake5386
      @theamazingsnake5386 6 лет назад

      I spend 5 minutes every time on that quest just looking for the stone to push onto her but all of your choices are great

  • @Sepulgurath
    @Sepulgurath 6 лет назад +214

    The one who tells you about the bow is actually not Babette, but Gabriella

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  6 лет назад +42

      Ah, thank you Guus

    • @Sepulgurath
      @Sepulgurath 6 лет назад +17

      No problem, I just wanted to give an underrated character some credit

    • @OneQuackyBoi
      @OneQuackyBoi 6 лет назад +1

      Guus Thijssen what kind of effects/enchantments does the bow have? I've never had it.

    • @Sepulgurath
      @Sepulgurath 6 лет назад +14

      Kousei Arima I believe it has a frost damage enchantment. It's not that special, just a collector's item that's often missed.

    • @memoryunlimit6591
      @memoryunlimit6591 6 лет назад +3

      Kousei Arima i heard that the bow shoots faster than an average bow but i am not sure

  • @danielchurch1282
    @danielchurch1282 6 лет назад +83

    I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. The one about her hips absorbing the blast killed me. Good stuff man

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  6 лет назад +4

      : )

    • @tomcat978
      @tomcat978 6 лет назад

      That "Fus Roh Da!" totally shattered her pelvis. >: )

  • @saltganker
    @saltganker 5 лет назад +32

    You forgot to use telekinesis and throwing a sweet roll at her(It does damage)

  • @thesaxman2406
    @thesaxman2406 6 лет назад +23

    I actually laughed really hard at “oh don’t worry, this ones gonna fail in 20 minutes”

  • @James--Parker
    @James--Parker 6 лет назад +102

    If you destroy the dark brotherhood the wedding never happens, but you keep hearing about it happening soon for the rest of the game. There isn't even a mod that fixes it -_-

    • @SwordNSkullGaming
      @SwordNSkullGaming 6 лет назад +48

      James Parker karma for killing the dark brotherhood. Hope Sithis rips your soul out and makes you serve him all eternity.

    • @SubscribersWithoutaVideo-xz7ff
      @SubscribersWithoutaVideo-xz7ff 6 лет назад +2

      Vodka Gods wooooooag

    • @Unahim
      @Unahim 6 лет назад

      Well, how much in-game time do you really play? A few weeks? "Soon" can be half a year, that's pretty soon for a wedding.

    • @James--Parker
      @James--Parker 6 лет назад +2

      My current play through has gone on for three in game years.

    • @Janoha17
      @Janoha17 6 лет назад +1

      Babette and Cicero survive if you destroy the Dark Brotherhood.

  • @BSHoce
    @BSHoce 6 лет назад +223

    You sound like a deadpool of Tamriel, and I got confirmation in 04:13 where you are running arrow piercing your head.

  • @DraiksDracula
    @DraiksDracula 6 лет назад +250

    "i'm red when my eyes are mad" XD that was so funny especially when you are so focused on his face and the fact that his eyes are red, then all of a sudden "I'm Red When My Eyes Are Mad" XD i cant stop laughing, nice video, made my day.

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  6 лет назад +33

      : )

    • @ainzooalgownoverlord8913
      @ainzooalgownoverlord8913 6 лет назад +3

      Mine turn and glow crimson red my sadistic side aculy glow and turn crimson I'm fine f ok ok hi I'm the sadistic side of ainz mice to met you hope you have fun I really want to gut you I'm very very sorry he took over my crazy sides name is reaper so sorry I don't want to kill you he does I don't so sorry. Please forgive me I sometimes lose control.

    • @builduhthegoat9720
      @builduhthegoat9720 5 лет назад +3

      Ainz oal gown Over lord shut the fuck upp

    • @ntpgmr
      @ntpgmr 5 лет назад +1

      @@ainzooalgownoverlord8913
      Dude. Grammar.

    • @eldritchcupcakes3195
      @eldritchcupcakes3195 5 лет назад

      @@builduhthegoat9720 rude

  • @cruisingwithoutsail6585
    @cruisingwithoutsail6585 6 лет назад +40

    5:01" ah my wife is dead it probably the wind. is it lunch yet?"
    The husband is savage.

  • @savannacolson2748
    @savannacolson2748 5 лет назад +37

    "You stupid crocodiles" lmao, I don't know why but this made me laugh so much😂😂😂

  • @Proxymoron180
    @Proxymoron180 6 лет назад +89

    I LEGIT JUST DID THIS QUEST ABOUT 5 MINUTES AGO. DAMN IT.

    • @caniddteeth
      @caniddteeth 6 лет назад +3

      Proxy Moron that's gotta be frustrating poor soul

    • @Proxymoron180
      @Proxymoron180 6 лет назад +3

      D.A Silver Yeah but I beat the Dark Brotherhood quest anyway and I can't be fucked going all the way back.

    • @bigboss2712
      @bigboss2712 6 лет назад

      The funny thing is that two days ago I finished doing this quest too.

  • @TheLadyLiddell
    @TheLadyLiddell 6 лет назад +111

    Wait... all this time I thought her name was "Victoria"

  • @cantpickauser
    @cantpickauser 6 лет назад +54

    Ah Veezara. Quality companion.

    • @blastfromdass4310
      @blastfromdass4310 6 лет назад +3

      R.I.P my favourite argonian

    • @hunterst6321
      @hunterst6321 6 лет назад +3

      There's a mod that lets you save him and the other members (except Astrid)

  • @dane1382
    @dane1382 5 лет назад +8

    I love these videos, especially when you talk in-character like an adviser. It's immersive for the videos and a more new and interesting take than just the normal commentary.

  • @Fire_Bear42
    @Fire_Bear42 5 лет назад +20

    “Dragonborn are u hiding?!” 😂

  • @declanhild3680
    @declanhild3680 6 лет назад +278

    BRUTALITY

  • @feco91
    @feco91 6 лет назад +28

    6:18 and 6:41
    Vulwulf Snow-Shod is attacking his own son... I love Skyrim.

  • @bakersmileyface
    @bakersmileyface 6 лет назад +34

    'The rains of castemere' played during Vittoria's wedding unfortunately.

  • @michaelnieporte7679
    @michaelnieporte7679 4 года назад +5

    "You may now kill the bride. No wait, I meant kiss! Asgeir, no!"

  • @creeeamy7133
    @creeeamy7133 5 лет назад +8

    Me: Walks up to the bride, picks her up and slams her onto her head
    Dude with flute: Tooting happily the whole time

  • @es-ed5ug
    @es-ed5ug 6 лет назад +10

    I've always found it a bit odd that Khajiits and Argonians turn into werewolves instead of weretigers/lions and giant lizards. This is something they need to address because I want to stop around as a giant lizard in ES6.

  • @theburningman5047
    @theburningman5047 6 лет назад +39

    I'm red when my eyes are mad!

  • @jessiethenerd3539
    @jessiethenerd3539 6 лет назад +874

    Nice job, man! I'm NOT about to do my homework, take a shower, or go to bed this time.
    You're improving!
    Also, haven't finished the video yet, but I really like this style.
    Hope to see more like it in the future.

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  6 лет назад +25

      Jessie

    • @fashionovawigs
      @fashionovawigs 6 лет назад +3

      You still have homework

    • @jessiethenerd3539
      @jessiethenerd3539 6 лет назад +4

      Hector Solis
      Yeah, but like, I dont have to worry about that until sunday night, so its fine.

    • @feralhiker6816
      @feralhiker6816 6 лет назад +2

      Jessie the book nerd did you finish it

    • @jessiethenerd3539
      @jessiethenerd3539 6 лет назад

      South African Defense Force
      Yes

  • @Lord_Viscerate
    @Lord_Viscerate 5 лет назад +16

    I find the phrasing you use in your videos very original

  • @kellymcguire1114
    @kellymcguire1114 4 года назад +1

    I'm late to the party and just started playing Skyrim ( I took a LONG break after my EQ and WOW addictions). This is by far the BEST walkthrough video I have watched so far, well done!

  • @doubledouble4g379
    @doubledouble4g379 6 лет назад +26

    So many ways to kill, her, and yet so few, for you can choose but one. So of course, I turned her into my Undead Thrall, just so I could watch her die over-and-over-and-over-and-over again ;)

  • @blondehuntress4175
    @blondehuntress4175 6 лет назад +6

    I was having a really bad day. Thank you for brightening it, Graenolf

  • @jasminea.6376
    @jasminea.6376 6 лет назад +4

    Khajiit as a werewolf. I never would have believed it is I hadn't seen it with my own eyes.

  • @nathanielthomson3455
    @nathanielthomson3455 5 лет назад +4

    You forgot the best way to kill her. Maximum collateral damage, STORM CALL.

  • @dustinemerzian5989
    @dustinemerzian5989 5 лет назад +8

    "Girl, before today's over YOU are getting my digits."

  • @kayleecaca
    @kayleecaca 6 лет назад +48

    8:48 you made me choke on my water

    • @LaurelMelina
      @LaurelMelina 5 лет назад +1

      Kaylee Keen that one made me scream-laugh, I was not expecting it at all

  • @TheNN
    @TheNN 6 лет назад +52

    "Yeah I killed Kayd" Liar, everyone knows you can't kill children in Skyrim, except with mods.
    That said, my favorite way I killed her was I once had the full Storm Call shout and the Illusion perk which made magic and shouts quiet. So I used the full Storm Call and then cast Invisibility on myself. It was bemusing watching the whole city erupt into chaos.

    • @The_Ethereum
      @The_Ethereum 6 лет назад +5

      TheNN that’s brilliant. Mind if I use your idea?

    • @TheNN
      @TheNN 6 лет назад +4

      Certainly. It was an incredible sight to behold.

    • @The_Ethereum
      @The_Ethereum 6 лет назад +7

      TheNN thank you kind one

  • @spartanq7781
    @spartanq7781 6 лет назад +16

    The one good dark brotherhood quest. So many ways to kill Victoria so little time to try them all. It's a matter of picking your poison. Hmm that's an idea right there. If only the rest of the faction was half as good.

  • @Tonithemeloni04
    @Tonithemeloni04 4 года назад +4

    Jesus Christ, that ending was so dark
    “Everyone lies still... BECAUSE THEYRE DEAD!”

  • @neah8052
    @neah8052 6 лет назад +11

    "I'm red when my eyes are mad." Clap Clap

  • @taa347
    @taa347 6 лет назад +4

    I adore everything about your videos. Your voice acting, your writing, your comedy.
    All of it is wonderful.

  • @Giga_Chad_2281
    @Giga_Chad_2281 6 лет назад +48

    Wtf you killed all of solitude

  • @lacrosseman02
    @lacrosseman02 6 лет назад +13

    I just like that last "today was fuuun!" at the end.

  • @piperman6703
    @piperman6703 5 лет назад +7

    "im red when my eyes are mad" good job dude

  • @Art3mis28
    @Art3mis28 3 года назад +1

    I found your channel while looking for ideas for skyrim play through ideas and gotta say, I’m a addicted. Your videos are so funny and they make me laugh, I didn’t have the best day and watching your videos definitely cheered me up!

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  3 года назад +1

      Super nice to read this. Thank you friend : ) Happy New Year

    • @Art3mis28
      @Art3mis28 3 года назад +1

      @@Graenolf happy new year!

  • @anjalib6310
    @anjalib6310 6 лет назад +31

    when u said digits I wasn’t ready

  • @antthegord9411
    @antthegord9411 6 лет назад +29

    How long did this take you to write? the wit is endless, love it.

  • @kanbinadaydream6486
    @kanbinadaydream6486 6 лет назад +19

    Wow definitely what I wanted in my recommended list

  • @silversteam4202
    @silversteam4202 6 лет назад +17

    I used telekinesis arrows placed them where she would go and ran let loose 40 feet away

  • @azerionkilleris4232
    @azerionkilleris4232 5 лет назад +6

    When I'm on my way to Ivarstead (After killing Dragon in Whiterun), I met 2 people with 1 guard and when I talked to them, the man said They want to attend Vittoria's Wedding.....Like wuuuutt?.....Its just like Wuuut?...15-30 Minutes of gameplay?.....The Greybeards didn't even met me yet....

  • @melaniite3640
    @melaniite3640 6 лет назад +32

    Love your humor and LOVE the editing!

  • @adamthompson6669
    @adamthompson6669 6 лет назад +285

    My maaaate loved this video and there were a few ways I didn’t know about or think of and thank you so much daedric lord of oooooooooof OYYYYYFFFFFFUUUUUUMMMMMMMM

    • @ratlab5680
      @ratlab5680 6 лет назад +13

      what the fuck is this shit

    • @mrmagpie6684
      @mrmagpie6684 6 лет назад +10

      what the fuck did i just read

    • @wynterdocherty1882
      @wynterdocherty1882 6 лет назад +1

      Stop

    • @mls160
      @mls160 6 лет назад +4

      I'm neither drunk or stoned enough to figure out what this is

    • @hoodie6663
      @hoodie6663 6 лет назад

      N. O. R

  • @scruffylookingNerfherder5742
    @scruffylookingNerfherder5742 6 лет назад +5

    The trick with the gargoyle was the only one that I knew about for this particular mission but now I am so going to try some of these alternatives just for giggles

  • @ProbablyWontReply
    @ProbablyWontReply 4 года назад +26

    Vivienne: i want to be a bride someday *while looking in the dragonborn's eyes
    Me: 1 my character is gay 2 my character is married 3 i have 2 kids

  • @bravetitangrizzly
    @bravetitangrizzly 6 лет назад

    About 15 videos in since I found your channel a while ago, I got shit to do tomorrow, it's after midnight, but I can't stop. Your content is too good

  • @foxythepiratefox2478
    @foxythepiratefox2478 6 лет назад +7

    "Im red when my eyes are mad!"
    Brain.exe has stopped working

  • @AtlasLytle
    @AtlasLytle 6 лет назад +9

    *inhales deeply* Hmm...All I smell is a possible Oyfum montage in the future.

  • @FishMcFish420
    @FishMcFish420 6 лет назад +29

    Someone please explain oyfum to me.
    Or is it just unexplainable and the second someone tries to do so, the mere mention of this eldritch knowledge will kill them instantly?

    • @wenigmehl
      @wenigmehl 6 лет назад +6

      A quick look on Urban dictionary often helps ^^ "Oh you fucked up, mate!"

  • @quinnlee-miller9792
    @quinnlee-miller9792 5 лет назад +2

    Handsome Jack describes all the ways he wanted to kill Roland and Lilith at their future wedding

  • @Paragon13
    @Paragon13 5 лет назад +1

    If you play your cards right...
    You could witness the deaths of Roggvir, Vittoria AND Tullius on your first visit to Solitude

  • @corrinefischer7317
    @corrinefischer7317 6 лет назад +13

    "I can do that too FUUS FUUS FUUS FUUS FUUS FUUS FUUS" I started laughing so hard I cried 😂😂😂

  • @lovinandroidapps
    @lovinandroidapps 6 лет назад +14

    I just subbed because i love your narrative XDD

  • @yourlordlanceduckpatterson1201
    @yourlordlanceduckpatterson1201 6 лет назад +9

    11 minutes and no ads? COOL!

  • @HaMashiachYeshuaisLord
    @HaMashiachYeshuaisLord 6 лет назад +4

    You are literally my favourite RUclipsr..

  • @simonaponte8706
    @simonaponte8706 3 года назад +1

    First Graenolf video I watched, but I do enjoy the skits.