Gaining access to the Thalmor embassy: Option 1: Convince a man a woman wants to sleep with him, she rejects, and then she ends up punished for it Options 2-99: *BULLY THE RANDOM DRUNK*
I remember seeing tullius You can say "this must be awkward to you" Then he tells you he wanted to refuse the invite but didn't wanted to break peace with the thalmors
Razelan is cool. Anyone who doesn't immediately talk down to you in Skyrim is a Godsend. Usually I use the waitress then I free her and whack the Thalmor assassin in Windhelm
Funny fact ( sort of ) , if you proceed to make Erikur threat Brelas as a distractions, afterwards she will be in the cage with her hands tied up, meaning that poor elf girl got beaten by your fault ...
You: I need you to cause a scene Person 1: that won't be a problem *goes over to razelan and starts yelling and accusing him of random stuff* Razelan:.......... You: I need your help to make a distraction. Person 2: I got you *goes over to razelan and does the exact same thing as person 1* Razelan:......what the- Elenwen: Razelan........ You: can you do me a solid and cause a scene Person 3: yup *walks over to razelan and starts the same thing as person 1&2* Razlen: but- Elenwen: Razelan!!!!!
Poor Razelan, I only found out there was a second option yesterday. And Vittoria never shows up for me because she's invariably long dead and I'm wearing her wedding wreath.
I remember that the first time I completed this quest, I messed it up spectacularly. First, I accidentally didn’t give Malborn any of my gear. I literally gave him NOTHING. So I decided that I’d just use double flames because I couldn’t bring a weapon. Normally I use a dwarven sword of flames in one hand and flame spell in the other, full light armour (the Stormcloak armour that they give you later in the civil war quest with the bear hat 😂) AND have a follower with me permanently (J,zargo ). So I went into the embassy. With nothing. So I stood around for a while, trying to figure out a distraction (hadn’t seen a walkthrough yet) and after eventually getting through the door and ‘collecting my stuff’ I fought the Thalmor with flames only. And ran out of magica FAST. So I picked up a steel sword from one of the dead Thalmor and struggled through. And then the dragon turns up (was there meant to be a dragon or am I just really unlucky) so I head back inside and FINALLY end the quest. Talos help me.
Katie Sizmur but I think I actually did that too the first time, but I had a save file right before I entered the embassy and reloaded, so I could play through it normally. But tbh, I think experiences like the ones you made kinda add to the charme... Like that’s a hilarious first encounter with the quest. It even made me giggle a bit thinking bout it, but maybe I‘m just over my head
If you steal the platter under the food and shove it behind the bench razelan sits on, you can clip through the wall and fall down into a hallway near the kitchen
A few nice laaadies at this party that I would like to OYFUM. Lol I thought there was only like two distractions lol. Thank you so much Graenolf love your spin on it all :). Now back to my calendar to book in all these Skyrim playthroughs ahhhh :)
Nobody knows what OYFUM means. Graenolf uses it but still hasn't told anyone what it means. The closest that people have gotten to decrypting it is... Oh You Fucked Up Mate But that doesn't really fit a lot of the context that Graenolf uses OYFUM in. So it'd be more likely that OYFUM doesn't actually mean anything.
This video was awesome!! You should definitely do more like this where you show the multiple paths you can take during certain quest lines. Your spin on them is great!
I just started playing this game a few weeks back, and I thought that there would actually be only a few people still actually playing it (considering it came out years back). It truly gladdens me that it still has such a large and loyal player base. Nice video bro🙂
Skyrim is a very customizable game, and its single-player. Single-player games do stand the test of time, because you do not have to wait for others to be online in order to play it, like CoD/BF games.
I have to be honest, I have a total of roughly 1500 hours in Skyrim and Skyrim SE combined, and I didn't have a clue that there were even multiple ways of causing a scene. On my first playthrough I just happened to solve it that way and just rushed past that part any time I played after by doing it the same way. So big ups for actually surprising me with a Skyrim video, I always enjoy them, but it was nice to hear of something that had gone personally undiscovered.
THE_COONIEST he stated that he's only showing idgrod because she's always there, and sidgur because he didn't want to do all the jarls for pretty much the same scene
I never knew there were so many options to create a distraction here. And i gotta say i loved that you added a lot of comedy to this rather than just explain what you could do you, great video man!
Oh, my god, your video style usually leaves me in stitches anyway but this one is gold standard. Both helpful, informative, researched, and funny af. Thanks for posting it!
Frost Troll Serpents are snakes, which means reptile. Argonians are reptiles. To imply an Argonian is a snake would mean calling them less than human. I hope this doesn’t sound rude, sorry if it doesn’t.
UCeagle79 you haven't? its part of the main story quest, with the Blades/Delphine side, so you have to if you want to actually complete the main storyline and eventually defeat Alduin.
Razalan did more to fight against the thalmor than the imperials, stormcloaks, and the blades could EVER. He’s a true hero, infact I propose a national holiday dedicated to him.
Absolutely amazing! I have binge watched all your content recently since reinstalling Skyrim. You do a great job both entertaining and educating me. Thanks!
Im tired of people saying "why do bandits try to mug/kill the Dragonborn?" First of all, most people probably don't know your the Dragonborn unless they personally saw you absorb a dragons soul. Second of all, do you realize how arrogant people in skyrim are? Even if everyone in the cities knew you were dragonborn i doubt many would be telling stories about it. Even if they did tell stories about you bandits might think "Oh hey this guy kinda looks like how the Dragonborn was described in the stories" but they won't immediately assume your the Dragonborn.
Every other skyrim youtuber should narrate like you, it's perfect. If I have to hear another intro about how old skyrim is I'm gonna go back in time and make it so that skyrim comes out every year.
Razelan: *exhales*
EvErYoNe: Oh My GoD
ive been wheezing at all of these attacks on razelan and i- ITS ALMOST 2aM
Razelan: hey-
Elenwood: shut the fuck up. please shut the fuck up
It's because his breath smells strongly of Colovian Brandy.
Very true very cannon
Razalan be like ‘I came out here to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now’
lol
And the Dragonborn be like ‘I came out here to attack people and I’m having such a good time right now.’
@@soulofresolve9514 😐
TimeLord Victorious your profile pic is perfect
@@soulofresolve9514 thx
Razelan: *exists*
Everyone: SHOULDNT HAVE COME HERE!
"Never should have come here!"
Gaining access to the Thalmor embassy:
Option 1: Convince a man a woman wants to sleep with him, she rejects, and then she ends up punished for it
Options 2-99: *BULLY THE RANDOM DRUNK*
There is the one where you convince Razelan to bully himself...
EyeAr WeeTawTed no you convince him to bully elenwen
Feytey .DarkEmber yeah that’s probably one of the most messed up ones
Option 100: USE A BUCKET TO FLY OVER THE WALL OR PASS RIGHT TROUGH IT (speed runs in a nutshell)
BULLY THE DRUNK BLACK GUY*
That ulfric joke was top tier
James Conkleton it was Camelworks level.
He didn't make it himself, it was from r/skyrimdadjokes
Very true ^
James Conkleton what was the joke?
What is ulfric's favourite activity. Hiking (high king)
So this quest hinges on everyone bullying Razelan
CAT-CAT Dovahkiin Meow
Meow Meow (lets kill all the werewolves so there aren't any dogs and we live in peace)
The Gaming Trooper Dogs>cats
Swagsong123 You loot his body and find a note saying "I've had enough! The thalmor, other nobles... They're all going to pay."
Dovhacat ftw.
Wait. I actually found Jarl Balgruuf once. He was like "Anything to make these Thalmor look like drunken draugr, bro". #makebalgruufhighkingalready
Really? I’ve never seen him there
@@York22 Apparently you must finish Battle for Whiterun for him to appear. (UESP says so, at least.)
Ahhh Jarl Balgruuf is fantastic.
@@York22 complette civil war forimperials before you hitup the embassy both balgruuf and his steward will be there
I remember seeing tullius
You can say "this must be awkward to you"
Then he tells you he wanted to refuse the invite but didn't wanted to break peace with the thalmors
“All Distractions at the Thalmor Embassy: The Social Crucifiction of Razelan.”
Bahah
Graenolf
You got mah friend in trouble
...oy F U M
Effeffia Gonalick The ultimate Matyr .
Poor man won't be able to show his face for years
@@Graenolf I feel like I have a memory of general tulious being at the party. -_-
this video just gets funnier and funnier as you continue to watch it
zoonks I was laughing the whole time😂
Ellwen: Why were all of my guards found dead right after you made a scene
Victoria: It’s just a prank bro
It was also a prank when I dropped a gargoyle on her head, summoned a storm atronach, jumped down, and used the sunstone power.
Frfr
Razelan: *breathes*
Elenwen: RAZELAN OH MY GOD
"Malborn my boy we are finished when I say we are finished." 😂😂😂
I'm obsessed with your channel lol
Haha,
Poor Razelan he just wanted a drink not being almost kicked out and killed
#StopRazelanAbuse
Sword Master Felix so everyone in thalmor embassy would blame razelan for nothing cuz they didn’t know who to blame plus it’s racist lol
Razelan is my best bud
and thats what this is all about
Razelan is cool. Anyone who doesn't immediately talk down to you in Skyrim is a Godsend. Usually I use the waitress then I free her and whack the Thalmor assassin in Windhelm
#RazelanLivesMatter
Don't forget how, if you finish the Stormcloak side of the war, there's basically no one at the party at all. XD
Right up until the Aldmeri Dominion swarms Skyrim like locusts, taking everything for their own.
That's assuming they can get past the snow, heavily armed civilians, and the DRAGONS!
+Brian Sanders And the angry Dragonborn XD
Well if Skyrim leaves the Empire, the Thalmor will wreck it. The Empire needs to remain united to fight the Thalmor.
Skyrim needs the empire mainly for food supplies.
Without the empire they would starve while still getting drunk on mead.
Malborn: “ya done yet?”
Me: “no I’m having fun with drama”
I also feel like Nazeem should be there.
Adam Thompson Nazeem is a total loser
Adam Thompson yep
"Do you get to the cloud district very often... oh what am I saying "
There's no PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Lore Master23 manslayer 😀😀😀😀😀
This video should be renamed “Razelan Abuse”
Fax
Elenwen: YOU CAN NOT BE SERIOUS RIGHT NOW
"What is Ulfric Stormcloak's favourite outdoor activity?"
Hmm...
"High-King"
Aww, you let us all down with that one mate.
No, his favorite outdoor activity is bullying elisif after killing her husband 🤣🤣🤣
#Razelendidnothingwrong
J'karr #RazelendLivesMatter
I protest
#Razelendlifematter
J'karr #razelendidnothingwrong
Free my boi
Funny fact ( sort of ) , if you proceed to make Erikur threat Brelas as a distractions, afterwards she will be in the cage with her hands tied up, meaning that poor elf girl got beaten by your fault ...
I used this distraction, I feel bad now..
You can free her and help her escape
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@vvvvv9040 and then she can be food to frost troll
Lucas Oyama that’s hilarious!
I got a Skyrim joke for you. How did the Redguard break his toe? His Hammerfell on it 😂
Hahah xD
Sven Ivar Søyland lol
LMAO
Flamey how?
Flamey Fucking dumbass think before you type.
Razaelin: “they ask you how you are and you have to say you’re fine”
xD...
also greAt profile picture-
When your not not really fine
in short: you cant sneak out of the party without Razelan
Razelan is the key to all of this
Bon Krei unless you use Erikur
You can use the Erikur route but that means some innocent bar maid is gonna get flogged or something.
Def not a mouse Stop asking true but you can rescue her in the same mission.
Def not a mouse Stop asking yah she does.... but if she survives she runs away with Malborn and lives happily ever after in Morrowind!
Razelan: Exists
Everyone: You have committed crimes against Skryim and her people!
Mfw i only thought there was one distraction
cap ppy I mean, technically most of them are just about razelan
Same
cap ppy me too
cap ppy
Ondolemar is my fav.
850hrs later and I only thought there was Razelan because of his brilliant speech.
You: I need you to cause a scene
Person 1: that won't be a problem *goes over to razelan and starts yelling and accusing him of random stuff*
Razelan:..........
You: I need your help to make a distraction.
Person 2: I got you *goes over to razelan and does the exact same thing as person 1*
Razelan:......what the-
Elenwen: Razelan........
You: can you do me a solid and cause a scene
Person 3: yup *walks over to razelan and starts the same thing as person 1&2*
Razlen: but-
Elenwen: Razelan!!!!!
Poor Razelan, I only found out there was a second option yesterday. And Vittoria never shows up for me because she's invariably long dead and I'm wearing her wedding wreath.
Aren't we all?
8:18
The way Elenwen looks at the camera is just perfect
She just died inside lmao
If you've finished the civil war questline and have sided with the empire general tullius will also be there and he has a unique dialogue option.
I've never seen the General there, and I've always sided with the Empire and completed the quest before
ruclips.net/video/hcmtBo9uaHU/видео.html
I bet he also haresses Razelan
I prefer Stormcloaks you faithless imperial
Balgruuf will also be there and he will have the same dialogue as Siddgeir.
I remember that the first time I completed this quest, I messed it up spectacularly. First, I accidentally didn’t give Malborn any of my gear. I literally gave him NOTHING. So I decided that I’d just use double flames because I couldn’t bring a weapon. Normally I use a dwarven sword of flames in one hand and flame spell in the other, full light armour (the Stormcloak armour that they give you later in the civil war quest with the bear hat 😂) AND have a follower with me permanently (J,zargo ). So I went into the embassy. With nothing. So I stood around for a while, trying to figure out a distraction (hadn’t seen a walkthrough yet) and after eventually getting through the door and ‘collecting my stuff’ I fought the Thalmor with flames only. And ran out of magica FAST. So I picked up a steel sword from one of the dead Thalmor and struggled through. And then the dragon turns up (was there meant to be a dragon or am I just really unlucky) so I head back inside and FINALLY end the quest. Talos help me.
Yeah no, I think you just fucked up everything that was in your power to fuck up
Me too. I gave Malborn nothing when I first played this mission with my Dark Elf
Yea no there isn’t a scripted dragon, you just got very unlucky
@@BobBambo Yeh... it wasn't too fun
Katie Sizmur but I think I actually did that too the first time, but I had a save file right before I entered the embassy and reloaded, so I could play through it normally.
But tbh, I think experiences like the ones you made kinda add to the charme...
Like that’s a hilarious first encounter with the quest. It even made me giggle a bit thinking bout it, but maybe I‘m just over my head
Poor Malborn he must be so sick of waiting for you LOL
*someone inhales near Razelan*
Razelan: I PROTEST I PROTEST I PROTEST -
Soooo moral of the story...have a Razelan at your party if you wanna slip out of sight
I thought Razlan was the only distraction lol I’ve been using him in my past 10 playthroughs from ps3 to ps4 to pc
God, everything you make Graenolf. I don't think I've seen a single video that hasn't either cheered me up, or made me laugh. Top quality!
Big pleasure to read this, man : )
Honestly this is one of your best videos yet. I couldn't stop laughing.
:D
Same here HAHAHA POOR RAZELAN it's too funny I can't stop--
This was hilarious. I felt bad for Raz by the end, haha. "P-please... No..." xD
"What's ulfric's favorite outdoor activity?
hi-king"
That was a good joke ngl
The party don't start till I come in
Sorenova anybody ?!
Proosten Gravy *Aka Pass-The-Gravy* ha lol
YEEEEE
YEEEE
Proosten Gravy *Aka Pass-The-Gravy* another settlement needs your help
Yeah I got it fam!
If you steal the platter under the food and shove it behind the bench razelan sits on, you can clip through the wall and fall down into a hallway near the kitchen
Do you have to shout into it, or can you just sprint?
Just sprint
Why do I even bother inviting Razelan to my parties?🧐😒
Elenwen why not
Elenwen Elenwen? More like Elenwhy?...
I'll see myself out.
You invite Razelan so the dragonborn can sneak out and steal all your stuff.. that's why...
How do you dare show your face, everybody in Skyrim hates you! We shall have your head on a spike!
Unless you invite me too to the next party
Lol
Loved the commentary! I was laughing the whole time!
: )
Rest in peace, Razelan. You will be missed.
This video has been showing up on my home page for years now, so here I am, finally watching it lol
Finally, you got my text
A few nice laaadies at this party that I would like to OYFUM. Lol I thought there was only like two distractions lol. Thank you so much Graenolf love your spin on it all :). Now back to my calendar to book in all these Skyrim playthroughs ahhhh :)
Adam Thompson ฅ ̳͒•ˑ̫• ̳͒ฅ
Adam Thompson What is Oyfum? I can't work it out.
OYFUM MEANS FUCk
Nobody knows what OYFUM means. Graenolf uses it but still hasn't told anyone what it means.
The closest that people have gotten to decrypting it is...
Oh You Fucked Up Mate
But that doesn't really fit a lot of the context that Graenolf uses OYFUM in.
So it'd be more likely that OYFUM doesn't actually mean anything.
@@lilywhite9185 oy vey, obviously
I subscribed less than 2 minutes into this. Best narration ive heard
Hail King Graenolf!
crowd chants: Oyfum!
DonkeyMan USA im the real donkey
DonkeyMan USA True High King of Skyrim!
Nazeem: *breathes*
*everyone hated that*
*“I’ll mount your head on my wall!”*
This video was awesome!! You should definitely do more like this where you show the multiple paths you can take during certain quest lines. Your spin on them is great!
Ulfric's favorite outdoor sport is highking lol
noice
Sancus lmao what are you doing here
Oh hey man. I really like TES and this guy makes good videos.
Razelan: **Literally just sitting there**
Elenwen: *_Oh My FUCKING GOD-_*
I'm dying of laughter thank u Graenolf this is amazing!!
: )
Seriously this is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen
2:45 Ellenwood looks oddly attractive, and I suspect no mods.
E l l e n w o o d
Total Face Makeover and CBBE.
I love this dramatic soap opera synopsis overview style video. MOAR.
I came for Razelan's speech, and I am much, much more than satisfied with this.
I just started playing this game a few weeks back, and I thought that there would actually be only a few people still actually playing it (considering it came out years back). It truly gladdens me that it still has such a large and loyal player base. Nice video bro🙂
Just wait until the pc skyrim together mod is released. I bought Skyrim for my bro for that reason, to show him how to fast travel off a mountain >:3
Skyrim is a very customizable game, and its single-player. Single-player games do stand the test of time, because you do not have to wait for others to be online in order to play it, like CoD/BF games.
It's not just Skyrim's fanbase, but TES'. There's been fans sticking around still after 16 years.
You can thank Skyrim's modding community for that. It's thanks to them that this game will never end.
Man I got the game for the switch and now I can't put it down😌
This was the funniest thing I've seen all day. I love your content mate.
OMFG Graenolf, you've outdone yourself! This is the funniest video by far! Also poor Raz or whatever his name is, lol.
I have to be honest, I have a total of roughly 1500 hours in Skyrim and Skyrim SE combined, and I didn't have a clue that there were even multiple ways of causing a scene.
On my first playthrough I just happened to solve it that way and just rushed past that part any time I played after by doing it the same way.
So big ups for actually surprising me with a Skyrim video, I always enjoy them, but it was nice to hear of something that had gone personally undiscovered.
Wait you forgot Elisif the fair as a distraction. She might show up if you did her quest, Elisif's Tribute.
THE_COONIEST he stated that he's only showing idgrod because she's always there, and sidgur because he didn't want to do all the jarls for pretty much the same scene
The way you present this is so much better than any other way that other youtubers would have done it.
I thought there were only two
Razelan and Erikur
Piggy Zilla me Too
Piggy Zilla And I thought Ondolemar Was a Mod
I thought there is only one
Piggy Zilla I only use erikur so I can keep the sheep's piss, er, ahem, colonial brandy, from ulfric to general Tullius.
I never even really do the main quest until extremely late game, most of these just seemed normal to me. Especially Maven and Vittoria.
I never knew there were so many options to create a distraction here.
And i gotta say i loved that you added a lot of comedy to this rather than just explain what you could do you, great video man!
Oh, my god, your video style usually leaves me in stitches anyway but this one is gold standard. Both helpful, informative, researched, and funny af. Thanks for posting it!
The amount of detail and care and glithes bathesda puts into their games is so amazing and so replayable
This was such a great video
Graenolf:what is ulfric stormclocks fav outdoor activity
Also graenolf:high king
Me:get it high king -hiking LOL
"Serpent in disguise" my character is an argonian and I find that racist
Mr Wendigo argonians are waterbreathing bipedal lizard men not serpents -_-
Frost Troll
Serpents are snakes, which means reptile. Argonians are reptiles. To imply an Argonian is a snake would mean calling them less than human.
I hope this doesn’t sound rude, sorry if it doesn’t.
RLM (Reptillian lives matter)
Mehmet Kayaoğlu Steve Irwin is gonna get the Bill Cosby treatment
Argonians aren't snakes...?
"Ah, the one generous soul amongst a gathering of PINCH-PENNIES and LICK-SPITTLES!" Easily my favorite voice line in all of Skyrim.
FOOLS! I WAS DISTRACTING YOU!
I love your style and approach to this video. Add twists of humour and comedy whilst still keeping the video on subject. Please more like this
Haven’t even watched the video yet by ONDOLEMAR IS SUCH A SWEET ROLL OKAY
This is the best thing I've ever seen about skyrim so far🤣🤣
And the commentary makes it extra spicy of course🤣
I remember doing this quest about 6 years ago and I had no idea what was going on
Omg! I can't get over the whole Elewen, the "reactions" coupled with those closeups, & the "what now" look on her face, pure gold!! 😂😂😂
Poor Razelan :'(
Peanut Butter lol everyone wants to blame razelan cuz they didn’t know who to blame others than razelan
I just wanna say, this is a superb video. I like how you describe these options like youre trading gossip with a buddy. Earned my sub lol
Welp I guess I have to restart this game again for the 1000 time
Iron-Bran 💀💀💀
I played alot of Skyrim but never did this mission for some reason. And after seeing this short master piece film I don't have to. Thank you
UCeagle79 you haven't? its part of the main story quest, with the Blades/Delphine side, so you have to if you want to actually complete the main storyline and eventually defeat Alduin.
My one and only OYFUM Razelan...
Razalan did more to fight against the thalmor than the imperials, stormcloaks, and the blades could EVER. He’s a true hero, infact I propose a national holiday dedicated to him.
Razelan: *EXISTS*
Everyone at the party: oH mY gOd RaZeLaN
Outstanding my friend. I love your version of the conversations. I'd play the hell out of that RPG.
hahah thank you Eddie!
Oyfum
Jordan oyfum
Fábio Rubens oyfum
MUFYO
oyfum
OYYYYFUMM
This was actually something, didn't know about the distractions besides Ondolemar,Razelan and Siddgeir. Thumbs up man.
You have a satisfying voice to listen to and that was also hilarious 😂😂
This is one of the funnest Skyrim videos I’ve seen in a very long time
There’s more distractions than old mate drunky? Oh wait, nevermind, x3
Absolutely amazing! I have binge watched all your content recently since reinstalling Skyrim. You do a great job both entertaining and educating me. Thanks!
(Skyrim meme) Bandits: Hey, you know that one guy that killed a dragon and ate it's soul? LEt'S gO muG HIm!
Im tired of people saying "why do bandits try to mug/kill the Dragonborn?" First of all, most people probably don't know your the Dragonborn unless they personally saw you absorb a dragons soul. Second of all, do you realize how arrogant people in skyrim are? Even if everyone in the cities knew you were dragonborn i doubt many would be telling stories about it. Even if they did tell stories about you bandits might think "Oh hey this guy kinda looks like how the Dragonborn was described in the stories" but they won't immediately assume your the Dragonborn.
That’s a classic meme
@@chumk4982 dats some retarded logic
I literally just started the mission, and entered the place. thank you.
Honestly they should have just hired you to do all the dialogue because this is fucking hilarious I never thought id feel bad for Elenwen 😂😂😂😂
I'd watch the hell out of a Let's Play series like this
"FOOLS! I WAS DISTRACTING YOU!!!"
Mads Clausen the best comment
Every other skyrim youtuber should narrate like you, it's perfect. If I have to hear another intro about how old skyrim is I'm gonna go back in time and make it so that skyrim comes out every year.
Well this is different....
But enjoyable all the same!
Jessie the book nerd it is different and he should make more videos just like it
Probably my favorite out of all your videos