@@The01Lawliet Looks like a series of encyclopedias. We have our own stash. They're pretty (and actually fun to read because they have literally everything, lol).
I'd be that one person excited to see them at first until I start screaming her name. She was my companion for so long before I switched to the vampire girl. But anytime Lydia got in the way or disappeared, I'd randomly scream her name.
@@TheKoriKasai I had a mod that revamped her character, so she wasn't always stuck at home when she wasn't following you. She would patrol Whiterun as a guard. Sadly, I had to delete the mod to do a new run
They're like the Oblivion gates; they only ever spawn when I'm on the way to a more interesting quest - or on the way back, with an inventory that's completely full.
He's exceptionally talented. Voice-over is one thing but acting in front of the camera? He's got an interesting styyle, too. Not sure if it works yet, there are a few videos that make me click off just because it feels forced/off-putting. But the rest are stashed in my favourites to watch again. He's one of the few Skyrim based youtube channels that really broke out from the classic voice-over to making videos involving him and his acting. I'm excited to see what the future lies for him :)
@@robertedwards4510 Dude, there are about 200 People who did not get somewhat hostile - the rest of the whole Country will get killed. My count on the "Keep nice and only use self-defense-Run" was 137.547 Dead People against 138 People who survived encounters with me due to not get Aggro on me. And no, there is no "Thievery-Aggro" or anything in this. I speak of basic Aggro through story you can not prevent or circumvent via Pacifying-Spell. So, I do not see any big difference between "Geonicide" and "Peaceful Heart" in this Game.
I Soul trapped you NAZEEM and I used frenzy on your own wife to make her kill you NAZEEM, then I used your soul to enchant my Ring NAZEEM, so now you are stuck to be a slave of the ideal masters NAZEEM, guess you won’t be seeing the Cloud District very often will you?
@@forestwulf828 It's such a classic, I'll never forget almost feeling my own heart fail me at 3AM home alone lmfao. I had to watch some funny skyrim videos to feel settled again! Sheesh.
@@WarriorPNG I had to Google it: A mysterious energy that has power over nature and human fortunes. So far it communicates only with Graenolf. If harnessed, it is believed to grant ultimate power. 😂😂😂
Idolaf: “Gray-Mane or Battle-Born?” Me: “Oh umm...I dunno, Battle-Born?” Idolaf: “You’ve been a good friend to me. That means something.” Me: “...What?”
He still says that to me after I broke into his house and stole into his secret room, freed Thorald Grey Mane, and put Whiterun under siege with the Stormcloaks. First impressions really matter with that guy!
@@ValianceXx I've never tried using Dawnbreaker as a vampire or with Serana around. Will it hurt me if I use it as a vampire? Will it hurt Serana? Or is she protected by Companion's Insight?
@@leetlefool7173 It won't hurt you as a vampire if you're the one wielding it. Your companions can harm you with it though if they accidentally hit you.
@@adamsatanaels9413 ikr...I'm like WTF *incoherent scream of rage* And then you look to the left on the ground and be like "oh..." then repeated because it's on the ground and not in the chest...that's happened at least once to me....somehow
@@vordu4403 You should get into the temple of Kynareth in Whiterun. The bed just on the right to the door once you enter. you'll find there strongbox, that was expert locked for me, and ended up being empty. Wtf Skyrim.
I'm actually pro at picking locks in Skyrim and open it with 1-2 picks. First I save before picking the lock and if it breaks, which does happen very often, I'll restart my last save. I never ever upgraded my lockpicking skills since I'm so good at it that it would be a waste. I have over 100 lock picks, maybe in the 200s, but I enjoy pickpocket more than lock picking.
They always have this cool music playing in there too so who wouldn’t want to hang out in there just for that. Plus you can Fus Ro Dah everything off of those long tables
I don't even remember what happened at the embassy. I made this guy hit on an elf girl which caused a scene, then I snuck in the back and somehow k*lled everyone and freed a bosmer dude. Maybe I found a dagger somewhere? Idk.
Me: What?! Carrying too much stuff?? *has dragon scales, dragon bones, and lots of expensive weapons I will never use* .... *slowly waddles to my horse and rides him to the nearest store*
@@GLJ3838 actually, theres a way to get around the follower weight limit! just drop what you want them to carry on the ground, tell them to pick it up, and voila!
"I was an adventurer like you.. 'Till I took an arrow to the knee." "My cousin's out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard duty." "Better keep my eyes open. Damned dragons can swoop down at any time." istg, the guards are golden
“You know, I could’ve gone into that sanctuary, killed all those dark brotherhood types. But I was... sick that day” (If you played a goody two shoes character)
**Dragon Roars** "Oh come on, I don't have time for you!" My thoughts exactly. Especially when you and your follower are already over encumbered with dragon bones, that you cannot sell for every shopkeep in the land hasn't replenished their gold.
Back when this comment was made I had no idea that Arvak (a summonable horse) existed. It was also in reference to those moments when you cannot fast travel to a town or hold to get rid of items to begin with, then boom, dragon attacks.
@@ArturGlass.C I tend to forget they even exist since I only did the main quest in my first playthrough. After that I just couldn't be bothered with all the dragon bullshit and refused to start the main quest line. I've had three playthroughs without dragons at this point lol
@@cragscleft1658 Yeah I downloaded alternate start, I'm getting back in the game after not playing for years so for this playthrough I've done the main quest but you can be certain the next one I definitely won't. They're just so annoying.
SYRØ in the end it doesn’t matter because we all know you’re going to end up a thief with a bow and arrow and one shot everything with the sneak damage boosts
I love Mehrune’s Razor but in my OG playthrough I improved and enchanted those two shivs you get in the Markarth prison. One stole health. I miss those shiva 😭 Todd Dammit for glitched saves.
I know if I'm in the middle of a fight, four whole cheese wheels, rind and all? Yeah I'll be feeling REAL healthy after that乁( •_• )ㄏ. Or a few big bowls of stew and a couple heads of cabbage... just thinking about the last one makes me want to lie down.
happend to me like 30 mins ago found a chest didn't even check for difficulty just activated it right away then i saw oh sweet master lock (lockpickign lvl 27) got it first try 5 mins later novice lock 7 out of 30 picks are gone :/
I find Expert Locks to be the hardest. Without perks master locks take about 3-20 keys since the area that let's you get "sort of open" is so small finding the unlock point requires patience and luck. Expert locks are super annoying the though I break about 3 picks "after" I find "part ways open" area with being off by about a pixel or two as it fails right before the unlock point.
God I forgot how annoying that was. I did the Dawnguard questline with no fast travel once. I had Realistic Needs and Diseases installed so it took me so much fucking food.
Me: I'm not going to cheat for increased carryweight this playthrough --- look at ALL this stuff - I can't leave it behind (me - typing) player.modav carryweight 1000
Every True Skyrim gamer not only knows The opening lines but knows the entire dungeon and memorized every puzzle in Bleak Falls Barrow. Edit: when you forget to kill that one sleeping restless draugur Edit2: That feeling when you check those 2 empty urns when you know that they always have nothing in them
@@IKIGAIofficial I had over 300 mods on my old laptop when i got a new one i had to install mods all over again because i had a lot added content new locations and blah blah and i couldn't load any saves so i had to download all of those mods again xD
Buying iron ingots and leather strips and resetting a blacksmiths inventory, crafting a bunch of iron daggers.... second best way to get to 100 smithing
In the thalmor embassy quest, i thought malborn would steal all ny stuff so i gave him fur armor and a woodcutter axe. Who knew a lumberjack khajit in a fur suit, could wipe our the thalmor embassy
This reminds me of my first run in Fallout New Vegas. I got into the habit of storing all my weapons inside ED-E before entering casinos, as they remove all weapons from the Courier while s/he is inside and return them when s/he leaves, but I noticed they didn't do that to ED-E. It was my way of trying not to get robbed, essentially (little did I know). So one time I got into a casino and, when I left, I only got my shittiest weapons back (the ones I had kept on me, as the best ones had been stored in ED-E). Unfortunately, I went to The Strip a bit too early and didn't have the stats to pull off stealing my stuff back, nor could I find their safe. The worst part is that I mostly quicksaved, so I couldn't even go back to a save that had all my weapons intact. I decided to just restart the whole game. I could've just kept going and gotten other weapons, but as I already wanted to restart anyway, it was the perfect motive Edit: minor grammatical mistakes.
Skyrim: A Journey in Potion Making "I wanna be an alchemist when I grow up!" 1st lesson with Arcadia: "I have a giant's toe." "Yes?" "Eat it." "I'm-what?" "Fine, I suppose that's a little advanced. You can snack on troll fat until you're ready." "I-" "After you're done mixing the butterfly wings we can work our way up to sabre cat eyes." "That's disgu-" "Please, you haven't had daedra heart yet."
oh fuck I just got shot by an arrow, okay look, Bandits? hold on a minute I needa do something.. *PROCEEDS TO MATERIALIZE AND CONSUME 73 CHEESE WHEELS* okay now you can attack me again
I am a mage, a ninja, highly educated in two colleges, a sneak thief that can stand two feet away from someone without them seeing me, a mother of two and now a widow, handcrafted dragon armor, hold beast blood, and I can literally suck souls out of dead dragons. *But a drop of 5 feet will KILL ME* dwemer ruins and blackreach scare me too...
I'm a Master of the Forge, Expert of Enchanting, wielder of the Beast Blood, Harbinger of Companions, Archmage, experienced in tomb raiding, and I could kill a Frost Dragon almost entirely without help. But I can't survive a little cliff drop without resorting to ethereality?!
I am a mage, Listener of the Dark Brotherhood, a thief and grave-robber, highly trained in one-handed weapons and archery, married to a warrior, offspring of the Hero of Kvatch, literally a friend of a Daedric Prince, and killed the goddamn emperor. *BUT ONE SWING FROM A DRAUGR DEATH OVERLORD CAN LITERALLY OBLIDERATE ME?*
One time i jumped off a cliff outside the college of winterhold and thought i was gonna die but i didn't even take any damage at all, it's still mind boggling that it happened honestly
I’m the LAST DRAGONBORN, I hold in me the power of the divines, have both beast and vamp lord form, am an undead litch necro king, relative of many great hero’s, from the nerevarine and hero of kavatch(probably butchered the name), am part of the lineage of manimarco, the high king of Skyrim, I use ancient magic that has spells so dark and powerful a single touch can kill you, I speak to the sky’s and meditate to gain new words and improve upon those words, I wear the armor of ancient gods, which grant me powers beyond mortal comprehension. Yet I still get killed by a fall of 6 feet.(I have A LOT of mods. That is how I have so much stuff)
Whenever you see a rock that looks like a weird oversized golf ball in a chest, and your sound is up high: *A nEw HAnD ToUcHEs ThE BeACoN!* the first time that happened to me I about jumped out of my seat.
I had a few glitches where I could pick the beacon up multiple times because the quest had for some reason never began, so I'd pick it up multiple times in random places over and over and get ear raped by a demi god. Worst part was when I was emptying my inventory and refilling it with all the beacons and the audio queue played at the same time for each beacon I owned and long story short, I had to buy a new headset. The divine daedra raped my headset with the force of a million SOME ONE HAS TOUCHED THE BACON!!!!!
Bonyfax 234 true that but imo dawnbreaker is probably the best sword you can get at lvl 12 possibly even the best sword at higher levels if you have the upgrade enchanted weapons perk. Plus you see a lot of undead eneme in the game so that’s something to think about as well.
They always seem to bunch up at that point of the game where you still need to discover locations to get around, not to mention I had 3 dragon corpses at riverwood once
I absolutely loathe Dwemer ruins because they typically are massive and take FOREVER!!! They first few you ever go into are okay, maybe even exciting. But once you've seen one you've seen them all, and they get really old really fast.
Friends: Why do you always immediately do the Dark Brotherhood storyline if you cry every time? Me, internally: CRAZY JESTER FOLLOWER CRAZY JESTER FOLLOWER CRAZY JESTER FOLLOWER- Me: Oh, um, uh, it helps me learn new stealthy fighting techniques...
@@Graenolf 1:02 RIP to whatever beloved pet of yours lies in that chest. I have one just like that for my dear dog’s ashes. :( On a lighter note - neato Salvador Dali clock ya got there. :) Does it work?? That would be rad if it does! Also, what are those fancy books? They remind me of my parents old encyclopedia set lol. P.S. I wish you were a Soulsborne player instead, so you had a series for Soulsborne players say.
@@somerandomturtle9536 Damn you Stormcloaks skyrim was fine until you came along, empire was nice and lazy if they hadn't been looking for you I could've stolen that horse and been half way to Hammerfell.
I downloaded a mod where you can start the game differently because I was always restarting and didn't want to sit through the opening dialogue for the millionth time. Lol.
its happening... *its happening...*
skyrim has an unhealthy obsession with the murder cult
It is I, Skyrim himself
Whats with those dope books in 1:35 , I wonder if he read all of those.
@@The01Lawliet Looks like a series of encyclopedias. We have our own stash. They're pretty (and actually fun to read because they have literally everything, lol).
Belen Anderson hail sithis
LoL "I dream of Astrid kidnapping me"
Someone should Cosplay Lydia at conventions and stand in doorways.
I'd be that one person excited to see them at first until I start screaming her name. She was my companion for so long before I switched to the vampire girl. But anytime Lydia got in the way or disappeared, I'd randomly scream her name.
That and Delphine
@@TheKoriKasai I had a mod that revamped her character, so she wasn't always stuck at home when she wasn't following you. She would patrol Whiterun as a guard. Sadly, I had to delete the mod to do a new run
@@gard3boi311 nice
I killed my Lydia and it was an accident because I’m bad at aiming
" Honey I'm home... how much money has the store made"
*DECEASED*
See you in a week. 😂🤣😂😂
100000% me hahaha
I really wish they were other dialogue option , Especially since by the time I got married I was very rich
It's a pretty accurate summary of my relationship with Camilla Valerius (I also ask for a homemade meal before I leave)
Not unless they are your companion, then I just see the dialog option and get 100-2000 gold. [I have aela btw]
"oh no I'm carrying too much"
*Drops 35 mountain Flowers*
That's better
*Drops 1 blisterwort*
Now I can sprint!
**drops literal block of lead** great now I'm a speedy boi
I was doing the empire quests:
Oh no I'm carrying too much! *Drops 35 sets of storm cloak armor*
@@mechasheep4861 haha mood
@@nos5915 nah my dude, it “bahhhed”
I’m about to die hold on while I eat 100 cheese wheels
As opposed to cooked cheese wheels?
Might cross contaminate all your gear with all that raw cheese you’ve got packed in there.
Who even seriously uses food, 10 potions is way easier.
30 salmon steaks 16 gourds 52 cheese wheels...only 1/3 of health regained
It's either that or "Wait! I just leveled up. Can you give me a sec to spend a couple of perk points?"
Me: "I'll go off the path and definitely wont get lost this time. It's literally just straight ahead"
Me: *gets lost*
💕💟😹
*Finds new cave*
*troll surprise attack*
*dies*
Clairvoyance all day, lol
*Mountain Man Time*
@Joe Mama ikr!
3:38 When a friend asks you how’ve you been but you give them the entire dialogue of the Skyrim intro
Yup
Mmmmm ur right
Yesterday I do remember saying "M'iaq is done talking, go bother somebody else" as a joke XD
@@Schemingzy M'aiq*
Some say that Alduin is Akatosh. Some say that M'aiq is a liar. Don't you believe either of those things.
*roaring*
"Awe come on I don't have time for you"
Literally every time a dragons spawns when I fast travel
That's why I don't fast travel, haha...
Yeah honestly dragons are free exp ay that point
Basically sums up what i do in FO76🤣
I had a lot of flashbacks of having to fuck around with random dragon attacks lol
They're like the Oblivion gates; they only ever spawn when I'm on the way to a more interesting quest - or on the way back, with an inventory that's completely full.
Oh no I’m super low health what shall I do... pulls out 47 cheese wheels
IrritatedOnion hahaha yes I save them for the last resort. Apples, then salmon, then cabbage then cheese wheel
Lmao yes
Me too!
Nah that shit weigh too much
Malevolent Light lmaooo not as much as shields snd weapons
“The chest is empty? I don’t believe you”
I came here to have a good time not be attacked
Nobody:
Me: Finds empty chest.
Also me: Checks empty chest for gold
Urns man. Just urns. Search them one by one for petty gold and minor potions!!! Occasionally I get the Amethyst Silver Ring o.o
Yexom Or just gems, they’re worth good coin
God it's funny how we know this game too much to know what's going on even without context. This dude might blow up when es6 releases
Luis Salinas lmao right?!
Lul if we’re still alive then
I hope he does! He deserves it 👍
only 6 more years until he gets popular then!
He's exceptionally talented. Voice-over is one thing but acting in front of the camera? He's got an interesting styyle, too. Not sure if it works yet, there are a few videos that make me click off just because it feels forced/off-putting. But the rest are stashed in my favourites to watch again.
He's one of the few Skyrim based youtube channels that really broke out from the classic voice-over to making videos involving him and his acting.
I'm excited to see what the future lies for him :)
Me: Who are you?!
Them: We were hired by the person who loved the person you killed!
Me: Do you know how little that narrows it down!
i did a genocide run of Skyrim. this... is too accurate.
Lol same 😂
@@robertedwards4510 I do that all the time lol
@@robertedwards4510 Dude, there are about 200 People who did not get somewhat hostile - the rest of the whole Country will get killed.
My count on the "Keep nice and only use self-defense-Run" was 137.547 Dead People against 138 People who survived encounters with me due to not get Aggro on me. And no, there is no "Thievery-Aggro" or anything in this. I speak of basic Aggro through story you can not prevent or circumvent via Pacifying-Spell.
So, I do not see any big difference between "Geonicide" and "Peaceful Heart" in this Game.
Me after turning mods on:
I am the literal thane, NAZEEM, you live on the top floor of the drunken huntsman, NAZEEM...
You're a farmer NAZEEM. I've saved the city from dragons NAZEEEEEEEEM
This needs to be a meme NAZZEM!
I killed you NAZEEM, now you are in a crypt NAZEEEEEM
I Soul trapped you NAZEEM and I used frenzy on your own wife to make her kill you NAZEEM, then I used your soul to enchant my Ring NAZEEM, so now you are stuck to be a slave of the ideal masters NAZEEM, guess you won’t be seeing the Cloud District very often will you?
@@89thaharmaiiioptreshenanig3 please tell me you used his soul for like a shitty stamina enchantment or something 😂
"A new hand stays in its pocket" me cause I've been ignoring the Beacon for like 12 chests now
That stupid thing made me jump out of my skin the first time I picked it up lol
That thing turned Skyrim into a horror game for like 3 seconds
@@forestwulf828 It's such a classic, I'll never forget almost feeling my own heart fail me at 3AM home alone lmfao. I had to watch some funny skyrim videos to feel settled again! Sheesh.
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!
Bwahahaha. I'm the odd one that seeks it out. Git er done!!!! However I try to avoid the Sheagorath quest like the plague.
"I could've snuck in weapons and armor in Talmor embassy?"
came with fancy clothes alone
God damnit that happened to me
I also lost Lydia,Like she didn't exist anymore
@@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou wait what? How?
@@kiripinkp4938 I told her to go home ,Then after completing the quest she Basically didn't exist
That was me. I just wolfed out
Bro he said to bring your most prized possession, so I brought an amethyst and then I was like HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THEM OFF BRO
In May 2019, Corona was a health potion... Oh how the times have changed!
😂😂
@@Graenolf what does oyfum mean
@Zeke Yoner im causing the world to burn by asking this and i know
@@WarriorPNG I had to Google it:
A mysterious energy that has power over nature and human fortunes. So far it communicates only with Graenolf. If harnessed, it is believed to grant ultimate power.
😂😂😂
@@Graenolf oyfum?
Meaning or origin of word please.
The dragon roar and the "ugh I don't have time for you!" Is 90% of my expierence playing Skyrim 😅😅
#accurate
Jessica Mae That's why I never even start the main questline😂 If you don't fight the first dragon none will spawn.
DON'T try to talk to dragons BAD Idea!!!!
Tried it got my head bitten off!!! Don't try.
I actually don't have enough dragons (got a mod that made shouts more expensive, and I dont know which one it is)
At least dragon bones and scales can be sold to get yourself tons of gold quickly
“Gray-Mane or Battle-Born”
“I don’t know, which one is gonna make you NOT hate me?”
Me af
i wanna do a run where i just piss as many ppl off as i can without murdering until i finish the story quest... then everyone's gonna die
@@fluffypawninja7636 genius
“you can take armor to the thalmor embassy” that hit different
"Got stones in your ear? i said what side you're on."
Gray-mane. No question
"I don't have time for this"
Sums up my interactions with Bandits and Dragons.
Same. xD
Sometimes i just running
Or the Forsworn
How about the wolves and bears? Hahaha!
vvitch mist Add the dawn guard to that list
*Me just minding my business*
Meridia: A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
That's why I downloaded a mod for her to be revoiced so she doesn't sound like a 60 year stripper that smokes every 5 minutes
I always drop the Beacon before closing the chest. I hate being forced to either do the quest or drag it around for forever.
Me: god damn it not again
@@donnieates it is actually a easy quest and gives a decent weapon at the end.
@@adamcoots310the mage at the end is not easy...that fecker is op af
“Wait, so I can’t make anything out of these dragon bones yet?”
SHIT!! I'VE BEEN GNOMED!!!
*spends 50 hours making iron daggers*
@@krunchy_kush6916 Yes, You've been gnomed
Sell them all
@@Amaryllia Smithing 100
Bandits: You picked a bad time to get lost!
Me: Lads, you just saw me take down an actual dragon and eat its soul! Ah, whatever...
Why dont you start running so I can Stab you in the back
Fus ro dah!
Opus Fluke I legit have a harder time with bandits than dragons
Mustard Jar!
There’s a mod that gives dragons 4x health and damage if you want more of a challenge.
What gets me the most is an Expert locked chest with ONLY 15 gold and a dagger.
That 15 gold was his entire life's savings and that dagger was given to him by his father.
@Амбер Пейдж Pfffffft
I'd rather have the lock picks
No the best chests are the ones that give you back half as many lockpicks you used trying to open them XD.
I did a freaking warrior build and that skill was the first one to get to 100
@@pooldeadpool1535 I thought of that as well kinda sad lol
Idolaf: “Gray-Mane or Battle-Born?”
Me: “Oh umm...I dunno, Battle-Born?”
Idolaf: “You’ve been a good friend to me. That means something.”
Me: “...What?”
Gray-Mane
I should bash your face in for all you've done
Battle-Born is better tho lol
He still says that to me after I broke into his house and stole into his secret room, freed Thorald Grey Mane, and put Whiterun under siege with the Stormcloaks. First impressions really matter with that guy!
@@dysphoria_1.040 gameplay perspective saying battle born is better but every other way is worse
@@woofyou1186 The Grey-Manes are traitorous fiends and you know it
Oh hey what’s this shiny rock?
“A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEAC-“
Yeets beacon across the whole of the realm
To be fair the swords kinda badass if you get it at the right level
@@ValianceXx I've never tried using Dawnbreaker as a vampire or with Serana around. Will it hurt me if I use it as a vampire? Will it hurt Serana? Or is she protected by Companion's Insight?
@@leetlefool7173 no idea cant see cause my PC broke down too you should do it and tell us how it went
@@leetlefool7173 It won't hurt you as a vampire if you're the one wielding it. Your companions can harm you with it though if they accidentally hit you.
@@leetlefool7173 wont hurt you or your companion
"The chest is empty?... I don't believe you."
I thought I was the only one lol
Chests are fine, but an expert/adept locked strongbox is when I flip.
Same xD
@@adamsatanaels9413 ikr...I'm like WTF *incoherent scream of rage*
And then you look to the left on the ground and be like "oh..." then repeated because it's on the ground and not in the chest...that's happened at least once to me....somehow
@@vordu4403 You should get into the temple of Kynareth in Whiterun. The bed just on the right to the door once you enter. you'll find there strongbox, that was expert locked for me, and ended up being empty. Wtf Skyrim.
@@adamsatanaels9413 at least you get the xp lol
Me: breaks 3 lockpicks
"Oh, it was right in the middle.. guess I could have tried that too."
jQ_theeNHK!! especially master locks
@@lilianahmartinez2773 that would have been the worst!! I dont think I ever did that with a master lock... although it's very possible 🤔
😂😂😂 every time.
I'm actually pro at picking locks in Skyrim and open it with 1-2 picks. First I save before picking the lock and if it breaks, which does happen very often, I'll restart my last save. I never ever upgraded my lockpicking skills since I'm so good at it that it would be a waste.
I have over 100 lock picks, maybe in the 200s, but I enjoy pickpocket more than lock picking.
@@Uukio6464 you're not a pro if you exploit the quicksave mechanic for picking locks ahahaha
Me: Hovers over chest and sees it says “empty”
underneath it.
Me: Opens it anyways.
Same lol
You never know
Lmao I keep telling myself that's it's more immersive, how would the character know it's empty? Its not immersive it's just an addiction 😭😭😭😭
Me but with urns.
“Where’s the Cloud District?”
“Oh I go there all the time”
If any one says they’ve never said or thought those EXACT words, they’re lying
i'm more in the state of >what< is the cloud district?
i got a guees but so far i wasn't botherd enough to find it out
@@jhonnylee6685 it's where the keep is in white run.
Jhonny Lee Basically every time you go to Dragonsreach to do something, you’re in the Cloud district.
@@jaxusr235 ah ok so my guees was right
well compared to someone who lives there and just goes down to annoy other citizens i'm not often there
*see the Thane of Whiterun*
"Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't."
The cloud district is so frequented by me it knows my smell. NAZEEM
skyblue fox ikr what kind of dumbass doesnt know the dragon borns a thane of whiterun, obviously im gonna visit if from time to time
They always have this cool music playing in there too so who wouldn’t want to hang out in there just for that. Plus you can Fus Ro Dah everything off of those long tables
I always kill Nazeem at some point for his disrespect and arrogance lol
@@xceryxdemurstra6323 and Heimsker because fuck hes loud and annoying
skyblue fox “Do you get to the cloud district often? Oh. What am I saying. Of CoUrSe yOu dOnT.
"wanted to tell you a Dark elf joke... But they keep getting dunmer and dunmer"
Love it!
Good one. 🤣
This got me so hardcoreidly hahahaha
My dad is probably one of the only people in my family that would understand that joke
"You could've snuck weapons and armor into the thalmor embassy?"
I'm disappointed to say that was my realization on my second playthrough
Same.. I was walking around in my fine clothes with a dagger getting my ass kicked left and right 😂 when I found it out I was mad lol.
Dude I went in so stacked that I couldn't sprint. That led to a few problems.
I literally snuck my entire inventory into the thalmore embassy on my first playthrough
I don't even remember what happened at the embassy. I made this guy hit on an elf girl which caused a scene, then I snuck in the back and somehow k*lled everyone and freed a bosmer dude. Maybe I found a dagger somewhere? Idk.
For a Wizard like me it is not difficult to have my weapons in the embassy...
"Wait... I know you.."
*Backs out*
"I'll take my leave then"
Me: What?! Carrying too much stuff?? *has dragon scales, dragon bones, and lots of expensive weapons I will never use*
....
*slowly waddles to my horse and rides him to the nearest store*
XD SaMe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I always do this
I just get my followers to carry my shit.
@@supersaiyangoddess4293 yup but you can only have one unless can you use the shout to control them and have more followers?
@@GLJ3838 actually, theres a way to get around the follower weight limit! just drop what you want them to carry on the ground, tell them to pick it up, and voila!
"I'm probably just going to download 1 or 2 mods"
That hit hard. (150 mods later)
5000 game crashes later
The problem is not that my game crashes, its that I cant find enough mods xD
I will level up to about Level 350~400 and unlock all the perks for Ordinator then it'll just crash at a forge
Yesh because 1 mod irl is at least 20 mods
Irl.
Lmaoooo ik
"I was an adventurer like you.. 'Till I took an arrow to the knee."
"My cousin's out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard duty."
"Better keep my eyes open. Damned dragons can swoop down at any time."
istg, the guards are golden
“Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll?”
"You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. Curved. Swords."
"Hey you! Stop you have violated the law. You will pay the court a fine or server your sentence"
“You know, I could’ve gone into that sanctuary, killed all those dark brotherhood types. But I was... sick that day” (If you played a goody two shoes character)
"Heard they're reforming the Dawnguard, vampire hunters or something. Up in the old fort near riften, might consider joining up myself"
That empty chest joke is spot-on. "I don't believe you."
Then immediately after looking "god, why can't I stop myself"
You are carrying to much to be able to run.
"Damn, I guess I'll drop this but I'll come back for it later"
...
or drops it on the ground and "carries" it in front of you until you get to a store
I never came back for it....never..
I just switch to god mode aha
There's still a shit pile of food and daggers in the middle of a road in whiterun that I can't be bothered to go back for
Lol I just did that yesterday, I had to drop my Blades armor, I'm glad you said that because I have to go back for it now😂
"Dwemer ruins"
"Better say goodbye to that piece of crap"
Mood. I loathe Dwemer ruins with the strength of a thousand Dragons.
They still cant beat a lizard yelling at them.
Doomslayer 7077
Hey, cool, you play as an argonian too!?
Hell y34h
Hehe, only 1000
@@tetsumeaoepaidowha8394 maybe 1001 dragons
**Dragon Roars**
"Oh come on, I don't have time for you!"
My thoughts exactly. Especially when you and your follower are already over encumbered with dragon bones, that you cannot sell for every shopkeep in the land hasn't replenished their gold.
Save the game, attack the vendor then reload your save, the vendor will have money again
@@SuperFuzzyman123 I just hit the wait button... Wait 48 hours and the gold will be back
Egeactly
If you wait for 2 days they will replenish their gold
Back when this comment was made I had no idea that Arvak (a summonable horse) existed. It was also in reference to those moments when you cannot fast travel to a town or hold to get rid of items to begin with, then boom, dragon attacks.
“Ugh, I don’t have time for you.”
That one hit home.
Never thought I would say this before playing Skyrim but: Dragons are the most boring and annoying thing.
@@ArturGlass.C I tend to forget they even exist since I only did the main quest in my first playthrough. After that I just couldn't be bothered with all the dragon bullshit and refused to start the main quest line. I've had three playthroughs without dragons at this point lol
@@cragscleft1658 Yeah I downloaded alternate start, I'm getting back in the game after not playing for years so for this playthrough I've done the main quest but you can be certain the next one I definitely won't. They're just so annoying.
got all these cool weapons and i still insist on using whatever weapon has the biggest damage numbers on them
Same, can't stop I need help! All my good weapons are being wasted!
Because unlike Dark Souls or monster hunter, damage is literally the only thing that matters!
@@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 what about range and attack speed
SYRØ in the end it doesn’t matter because we all know you’re going to end up a thief with a bow and arrow and one shot everything with the sneak damage boosts
I love Mehrune’s Razor but in my OG playthrough I improved and enchanted those two shivs you get in the Markarth prison. One stole health. I miss those shiva 😭 Todd Dammit for glitched saves.
"This weapon is so cool it has it's own name...better leave it in my house" bro I lost it
I always imagined the Dragonborn just inhaling the stuff he eats like eating the bottle and apple cores
LMAO I THOUGT I WAS THE ONLY ONE XD
Its seriously like, "wait a minute wont you, while i devour an entire continents worth of food
I know if I'm in the middle of a fight, four whole cheese wheels, rind and all? Yeah I'll be feeling REAL healthy after that乁( •_• )ㄏ. Or a few big bowls of stew and a couple heads of cabbage... just thinking about the last one makes me want to lie down.
Me: Does a Master lock. "I'm a boss lockpicker! " *sees adept* "oh heck no"
happend to me like 30 mins ago
found a chest didn't even check for difficulty just activated it right away then i saw oh sweet master lock (lockpickign lvl 27) got it first try
5 mins later novice lock 7 out of 30 picks are gone :/
That’s why you keep the skeleton key
@@burntblueberrywaffles Or just cheat it back into your inventory
@@burntblueberrywaffles or just level up lockpicking and get the unbreaking lockpick perk
I find Expert Locks to be the hardest.
Without perks master locks take about 3-20 keys since the area that let's you get "sort of open" is so small finding the unlock point requires patience and luck. Expert locks are super annoying the though I break about 3 picks "after" I find "part ways open" area with being off by about a pixel or two as it fails right before the unlock point.
"How much money has the store made" FRRRR
Oh cool! A rose staff that summons dremora! I'll definitely use this in the future!
*proceeds to leave it at home because "it's too heavy"*
Theeere you are weakling.
one summon cost too much
I gave it to my follower. Now it's a party of three.
e d e n My character: In an intense situation with low health. *whips out sanguine rose*
*A CHALLENGER IS APPROACHING*
*Conjured 2 dremora*
“Wait....I know you.” LMFAO I be avoiding them not making eye contact
"oooohhhhhh THAT'S the Cloud District? ...I go there all the time!!!"
This was the EXACT reaction I had after finally finding out about the districts
Where. Is. The. Fucking. Cloud. District?!
@@parker3074 oh I go there all the time
Ofcourse you don't
@MrDingez Hush nazeem 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
What are districts
The 'dunmer and dunmer' joke is underrated I swear.
So true! I definitely chuckled, lol...
do you think jim carrey and jeff daniels would play as dunmer and dunmer too?
Filthy n'wah!
That is pure gold actually
Yes
Meanwhile Fallout 4 players say: yes, no, maybe, sarcastic
MLG Red Panda those are the only words I know.and those and only and words
Oh boy you should see the options in FO76
don't forget the ask for more money option
Can’t forget barter
Wtf dude
Guards keep saying: "No lollygagging".
I've never gagged a lolly in my life!
What even is this?
@@p.samedi2473 dont ask
I am now blind 😭
@@p.samedi2473 When a lollipop is in your mouth but it goes to far in your mouth and makes you gag. I think.
Every British and Caribbean person knows what you mean
Me: Alright I won’t use fast travel this playthrough
Game: Return to Fort
Dawnguard
Maybe next time
God I forgot how annoying that was. I did the Dawnguard questline with no fast travel once. I had Realistic Needs and Diseases installed so it took me so much fucking food.
Me: I'm not going to cheat for increased carryweight this playthrough
--- look at ALL this stuff - I can't leave it behind
(me - typing) player.modav carryweight 1000
That's what you get for joining the dawngaurd dweeb...
Vampires FTW!
kelroy2121 return to castle Dracula
@@Serrifin pfft I will. Dracula's castle is way better than yours. Also I'm pretty sure drake never heard of your side quest of a click..
Every True Skyrim gamer not only knows The opening lines but knows the entire dungeon and memorized every puzzle in Bleak Falls Barrow.
Edit: when you forget to kill that one sleeping restless draugur
Edit2: That feeling when you check those 2 empty urns when you know that they always have nothing in them
I can confirm this is factual
@@Normal0389 finally someone with culture
@@vindexworld4636 i started so many saved games that alduin has just been classified as a skeever
Mhm comeplete truth
Yeah that’s me
That part when graenolf gets too drunk to hold that knife
Was looking for this comment
That's pretty poor after only 4 beers, must be a city kid. We of the country kill 10 beers an hour and 4 shots ^^!
Yaruga Nik followed with a joint.
Woops, those weren't stamina potions.
egotistical egg r/ihavereddit
“Why shouldn’t I keep the skeleton key” hit me real hard
Wants to download 4 - 8 mods...
Ends up downloading 170
lmao just like chips, you can’t stop your self
And goes through the heavy process of finding/installing the right ENB.
Ends up downloading 170 mods all at once.
*FINDS A CORRUPTED TEXTURE/GLITCH IN GAME*
DOESNT KNOW WHICH OF THE 170 NEW MODS ARE CONFLICTING!!!
@@IKIGAIofficial spend 24 hours trying to fix the problem
@@IKIGAIofficial I had over 300 mods on my old laptop when i got a new one i had to install mods all over again because i had a lot added content new locations and blah blah and i couldn't load any saves so i had to download all of those mods again xD
“Wait, I could have stuck weapons and armor into the Thalmore Embassy” was literally me the first time I played the main quest line
I never beat Skyrim because the game glitched up on that wuest
I literally put one weapon, because I thought I would keep my armor.
Arithomimus I was wearing Nordic Carved Armor, that stuff is stronger than the crap the Thalmor were wearing.
Arithomimus yeah and I’m lvl 20 vampire with 400 health what are some elves gonna do to me
I don’t know how I got so high levelled I only did a bit of companions and some side quests
*dragon roars* "oh god i dont have freaking time for you" im pretty confident this was taken directly from my skyrim journal
“Hey... what would you give me for 300 iron daggers?... don’t ask.”
I’m asking
150, if you're lucky.
200 if you have a haggling potion
I'll give you 200 gold then take the rest for free if you want them back ill sell them at a discount price of 60k gold!
@@rat6554 Thats a deal!
Buying iron ingots and leather strips and resetting a blacksmiths inventory, crafting a bunch of iron daggers.... second best way to get to 100 smithing
In the thalmor embassy quest, i thought malborn would steal all ny stuff so i gave him fur armor and a woodcutter axe.
Who knew a lumberjack khajit in a fur suit, could wipe our the thalmor embassy
Delphine stole my staff of magnus man so that mistrust is well placed
This reminds me of my first run in Fallout New Vegas. I got into the habit of storing all my weapons inside ED-E before entering casinos, as they remove all weapons from the Courier while s/he is inside and return them when s/he leaves, but I noticed they didn't do that to ED-E. It was my way of trying not to get robbed, essentially (little did I know). So one time I got into a casino and, when I left, I only got my shittiest weapons back (the ones I had kept on me, as the best ones had been stored in ED-E). Unfortunately, I went to The Strip a bit too early and didn't have the stats to pull off stealing my stuff back, nor could I find their safe. The worst part is that I mostly quicksaved, so I couldn't even go back to a save that had all my weapons intact. I decided to just restart the whole game. I could've just kept going and gotten other weapons, but as I already wanted to restart anyway, it was the perfect motive
Edit: minor grammatical mistakes.
@@aidens3578 khjaro stole all my legendary enchanted deadric weapons, I feel that.
I accidentally gave him nothing and had to do the stuff with the weapons I got from killing the guards with flames
wait wut i need to try that !
"I can only learn alchemy if I eat that?? 🤢"
He must've seen a giants toe
Lol screw alchemy
DanielEndless Well somehow the heart of a fucking Daedra, literally the spawns of Satan but in Skyrim, RESTORES health, sooooo.... 🤣
Yeah, i also hesitated at first
Human Flesh.
Fine.
But raw?
I'm not that savage.
I once accidentally ate a Falmer ear.
*firing arrows at a rapidly receding dragon*
Wait, come back! I NEED YOUR SOUL!
I always send Durnehviir to pursue them for me.
Have you been to my house? I say that all the time😂😂😂
*looks at magic tab*
22 dragon souls available
*looks at shouts*
Nothing new to learn
*looks back at dragon*
WAIT! I STILL WANT YOUR SOUL!
@@simplyskrypt3914 Thats why you gotta download mods to get more shouts and make souls more useful.
@@Merilirem im still playing the brokeass x360 version
For me, it was "I could've left items behind when I went to the Thalmor Embassy?"
I literally gave everything to Malborn.
Same here for my first playthrough
Skyrim: A Journey in Potion Making
"I wanna be an alchemist when I grow up!"
1st lesson with Arcadia:
"I have a giant's toe."
"Yes?"
"Eat it."
"I'm-what?"
"Fine, I suppose that's a little advanced. You can snack on troll fat until you're ready."
"I-"
"After you're done mixing the butterfly wings we can work our way up to sabre cat eyes."
"That's disgu-"
"Please, you haven't had daedra heart yet."
I don't think you understand that I did that when I first started playing. I have no soul and an even larger appetite now. What have I done.
"Ok... How do I make a weak posion?"
*Looks at conveniently looted recipe*
"Where the fuck am I meant to find half this shit?"
*Argonian Blacksmith in full Glass armor bursts into Arcadia's Cauldron*
"Excuse me, you EAT Daedra Hearts?!"
Now imagine if she acted like Gordon Ramsey.
At least it's not as insane as in Morrowind, where you could eat things like scrap metal, glass, various gemstones and raw ebony.
Been like 9 years, still the best fanbase in the world
Skyrim = Life 💙
The best game ever made 😩❤️
@@Kayla_3Seriously. Skyrim has a special place in my heart. I don't know if it beats the Dragon Age Series, but it's a close tie, if anything.
All of that was accurate af, but I thought I was the only one without patience for dwemmer ruins 😂
I pretty sure most people who have done more than one dwemer ruin hate them two
So I recently learned about the Fortify Restoration potion cheat and currently have a carry weight of 6.5M "lbs"... I LOVE Dwemer ruins!
Doesn't know you can take your stuff to the thalmor embassy:
Fights a whole base of wizards bare handed:
Game: am I a joke to you?
I did that as well
I was playing a khajit so-
Yeah I thought the same, as a high elf....soooo console command entered lol
Sneak attack for you! And another one for you! And a bunch of new weapons and clothes for me!
i accidentally backed out of the conversation with Malborn when needing to give him stuff to smuggle in so i went in bare-handed. :(
"Time out! (chugs 7 healing potions and eats entire inventory of food for 7 minutes straight) Okay...Time in!" Classic Skyrim!
oh fuck I just got shot by an arrow, okay look, Bandits? hold on a minute I needa do something..
*PROCEEDS TO MATERIALIZE AND CONSUME 73 CHEESE WHEELS*
okay now you can attack me again
"Heh. Was right in the middle"
100% relatable
I am a mage, a ninja, highly educated in two colleges, a sneak thief that can stand two feet away from someone without them seeing me, a mother of two and now a widow, handcrafted dragon armor, hold beast blood, and I can literally suck souls out of dead dragons.
*But a drop of 5 feet will KILL ME*
dwemer ruins and blackreach scare me too...
I'm a Master of the Forge, Expert of Enchanting, wielder of the Beast Blood, Harbinger of Companions, Archmage, experienced in tomb raiding, and I could kill a Frost Dragon almost entirely without help.
But I can't survive a little cliff drop without resorting to ethereality?!
I am a mage, Listener of the Dark Brotherhood, a thief and grave-robber, highly trained in one-handed weapons and archery, married to a warrior, offspring of the Hero of Kvatch, literally a friend of a Daedric Prince, and killed the goddamn emperor.
*BUT ONE SWING FROM A DRAUGR DEATH OVERLORD CAN LITERALLY OBLIDERATE ME?*
One time i jumped off a cliff outside the college of winterhold and thought i was gonna die but i didn't even take any damage at all, it's still mind boggling that it happened honestly
I’m the LAST DRAGONBORN, I hold in me the power of the divines, have both beast and vamp lord form, am an undead litch necro king, relative of many great hero’s, from the nerevarine and hero of kavatch(probably butchered the name), am part of the lineage of manimarco, the high king of Skyrim, I use ancient magic that has spells so dark and powerful a single touch can kill you, I speak to the sky’s and meditate to gain new words and improve upon those words, I wear the armor of ancient gods, which grant me powers beyond mortal comprehension. Yet I still get killed by a fall of 6 feet.(I have A LOT of mods. That is how I have so much stuff)
how does blackreach scare you it’s literally so pretty
4:15 I snuck 90 glass arrows into the Falmer Embassy, then promptly forgot my bow. **facepalm**
rest in peace
😂😂 omg a uniquely named weapon!? So cool! Better leave it in one of my 5 houses and never touch again because it THAT UNIQUE!!
Whenever you see a rock that looks like a weird oversized golf ball in a chest, and your sound is up high:
*A nEw HAnD ToUcHEs ThE BeACoN!*
the first time that happened to me I about jumped out of my seat.
I usually play Skyrim with my headset on and all audio going through it, and if that doesn’t get me every single time..
I had a few glitches where I could pick the beacon up multiple times because the quest had for some reason never began, so I'd pick it up multiple times in random places over and over and get ear raped by a demi god. Worst part was when I was emptying my inventory and refilling it with all the beacons and the audio queue played at the same time for each beacon I owned and long story short, I had to buy a new headset. The divine daedra raped my headset with the force of a million SOME ONE HAS TOUCHED THE BACON!!!!!
Same lol I screamed and I'm not one to do that
Meanwhile...
*Runs around flailing a legendary wooden sword*
NorthGale
Shit to find
: -bow in dwemmer ruins-
:equippable Wooden sword
Someone should do a full play through like that on the hardest difficulty.
"A new hand stays in its pocket"
Hey Dawnbreaker is worth it
Yeah but
But the meridias shouting isn’t
Bonyfax 234 true that but imo dawnbreaker is probably the best sword you can get at lvl 12 possibly even the best sword at higher levels if you have the upgrade enchanted weapons perk. Plus you see a lot of undead eneme in the game so that’s something to think about as well.
i got 2 dawnbreakers in my most recent play through lol
Kirito2321
Not exactly worth it if you’re playing a two handed brute with serious magical abilities
That
“Oh man I don’t have time for you”
Is the most relatable for me
They always seem to bunch up at that point of the game where you still need to discover locations to get around, not to mention I had 3 dragon corpses at riverwood once
Wow! I found a ancient Warhammer forged by the dwemer themselves!
Except I am a mage....
Petition to have Graenolf voice a character in the new skyrim
Who's making a new Skyrim?
Skyrim 2 magic bugaloo
Are you stupid? It’s called Skyrim 2
Its elder scrolls 6 not the new skyrim dumbasses
I emailed Bethesda one time and they never replied. Lol. *thanks Todd*
When he said "Where is the cloud district?" I felt that
The brotherhood one and the Beacon one killed me
Dwemer ruins made me cry a lil.
The dwemer ruins and the I know U jokes were the bessssssssssssssssssst.
Dwemer Ruins made me so sad when I played that game
Honestly, Dwemer ruins were the best for me, I was enjoying exploring them
I absolutely loathe Dwemer ruins because they typically are massive and take FOREVER!!! They first few you ever go into are okay, maybe even exciting. But once you've seen one you've seen them all, and they get really old really fast.
"Heh... it was right in the middle."
That part made me spit out my water xD
As someone who's played skyrim all their life, you're not wrong.
You mean you're 8 years old?
"Sure I can get it for you, where is it? Dwemer Ruins? Better say goodbye to that piece of crap"
I seriously could not better relate to anything else
Meanwhile, they are my favorite place.
I personally like dwemer ruins
Dwemer ruins aren't that bad, just pay attention
I love them. They're so steampunk-y and mysterious.
Nordic tombs, on the other hand, are terrible and awfully repetitive.
Allen Sickle All tombs are repetitive. Dwemer ruins have boring and OP enemies and Nordic ruin are repetitive and look really boring
When you try to pick something up but accidentally steal it......
Why did they have to make it the same key? ;-;
Lack of buttons on a gamepad, and being too lazy to fix that in the PC port, even though they did in FO3/New Vegas.
Nazeem: *exists*
Me: “how to kill Nazeem in Skyrim”
*gets a copy of Night Mother*
I literally just call my spouse in Skyrim my “Money machine”
Makes you wonder what they actually are making money from lmao
When you haven't realized that you play Skyrim wwaaaayyyyyy to much.
This made me rethink my mind
Friends: Why do you always immediately do the Dark Brotherhood storyline if you cry every time?
Me, internally: CRAZY JESTER FOLLOWER CRAZY JESTER FOLLOWER CRAZY JESTER FOLLOWER-
Me: Oh, um, uh, it helps me learn new stealthy fighting techniques...
Bawco Lmao yes
I do it for Lucien, he's been with me for so long that it's just weird to not hear his murder-happy comments in new playthroughs
I don't for Cicero
@@nocturnecz3965 I have to admit, he's quite cool too
@@williamjackson5805 😧
*Me, looking down the biggest drop on throat of the world.*
What I'm about to do here is called a pro gamer move.
*Summons horse.
*jumps.
I have no regrets.
*realizes I forgot to save in while
I change my mind...
*laughs in Become Ethereal with all three words*
Me, eats netch jelly just before landing
I don't think I've laughed this hard all quarantine. Bless you
Glad to help you in someone, hah : )
@@Graenolf
1:02 RIP to whatever beloved pet of yours lies in that chest. I have one just like that for my dear dog’s ashes. :(
On a lighter note - neato Salvador Dali clock ya got there. :) Does it work?? That would be rad if it does! Also, what are those fancy books? They remind me of my parents old encyclopedia set lol.
P.S. I wish you were a Soulsborne player instead, so you had a series for Soulsborne players say.
Sorry but all I care about is your cat what's his name how old is he I love him
We need answers Graenolf
Agreed
Gold digger
John Kisaragi ???
@@roguedruid1318 ??????
Its sad when we all realize we can quote the first 2 hours of Skyrim.
Why is it sad?
*Lets start a chain*
You're finally awake!
@@turbobogen7209 you were trying to cross the border right?
@@airbornezombie7655 Walked right into that imperial ambush, same as us, and that theif over there.
@@somerandomturtle9536 Damn you Stormcloaks skyrim was fine until you came along, empire was nice and lazy if they hadn't been looking for you I could've stolen that horse and been half way to Hammerfell.
whyshouldntikeeptheskeletonkey. It's mine, I found it, it came to ME!
*sees dragon.* "Aw come on. I don't have time for you."
Literally me every time I see or hear a dragon
Same bro
Maven Blackbriar: "The throne rather suits me, don't you think?"
Dragonborn: *Gives jagged crown to Ulfric* "Not for long, Maven Bitchbriar"
Bitch you thought
Dragonborn : opens note
Note : We know
Dragonborn: Anyone have a bed i can use?
Funny thing,I read that note ,But I Never slept so I was really surprised when that happened ,But I had already completed the game
Every real Skyrim player knows the opening dialogue 😭😂 I was quoting it with him! 😂
SAME
Prolly because we all know that starting a new game over and over is the best way to play skyrim.
I quote everyone's dialogue while playing. Even Ri'Saad's. I even do his in the Khajit accent.
I downloaded a mod where you can start the game differently because I was always restarting and didn't want to sit through the opening dialogue for the millionth time. Lol.
He got it perfectly for the “Wake Up” scene at the start of the game where you are in the wagon going to helgen
You can't call yourself dovakin if you cant recite the opening or anyother dialogue