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  • @beluandi
    @beluandi 5 лет назад +9892

    its happening... *its happening...*
    skyrim has an unhealthy obsession with the murder cult

    • @bruhbbawallace
      @bruhbbawallace 5 лет назад +157

      It is I, Skyrim himself

    • @The01Lawliet
      @The01Lawliet 5 лет назад +49

      Whats with those dope books in 1:35 , I wonder if he read all of those.

    • @Whisperingtothefire
      @Whisperingtothefire 5 лет назад +31

      @@The01Lawliet Looks like a series of encyclopedias. We have our own stash. They're pretty (and actually fun to read because they have literally everything, lol).

    • @Dontlookjustwatch
      @Dontlookjustwatch 5 лет назад +14

      Belen Anderson hail sithis

    • @wellingtonsmith4998
      @wellingtonsmith4998 5 лет назад +33

      LoL "I dream of Astrid kidnapping me"

  • @scottgardener
    @scottgardener 5 лет назад +8078

    Someone should Cosplay Lydia at conventions and stand in doorways.

    • @TheKoriKasai
      @TheKoriKasai 4 года назад +426

      I'd be that one person excited to see them at first until I start screaming her name. She was my companion for so long before I switched to the vampire girl. But anytime Lydia got in the way or disappeared, I'd randomly scream her name.

    • @Blaze-bj5pz
      @Blaze-bj5pz 4 года назад +80

      That and Delphine

    • @gard3boi311
      @gard3boi311 4 года назад +96

      @@TheKoriKasai I had a mod that revamped her character, so she wasn't always stuck at home when she wasn't following you. She would patrol Whiterun as a guard. Sadly, I had to delete the mod to do a new run

    • @TheKoriKasai
      @TheKoriKasai 4 года назад +13

      @@gard3boi311 nice

    • @GayFaerietales
      @GayFaerietales 4 года назад +73

      I killed my Lydia and it was an accident because I’m bad at aiming

  • @simp4me631
    @simp4me631 5 лет назад +4279

    " Honey I'm home... how much money has the store made"
    *DECEASED*

    • @justinpowell3174
      @justinpowell3174 5 лет назад +57

      See you in a week. 😂🤣😂😂

    • @moniquerenee775
      @moniquerenee775 5 лет назад +9

      100000% me hahaha

    • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
      @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 5 лет назад +13

      I really wish they were other dialogue option , Especially since by the time I got married I was very rich

    • @afarensis9720
      @afarensis9720 5 лет назад +11

      It's a pretty accurate summary of my relationship with Camilla Valerius (I also ask for a homemade meal before I leave)

    • @itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019
      @itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019 5 лет назад +4

      Not unless they are your companion, then I just see the dialog option and get 100-2000 gold. [I have aela btw]

  • @nos5915
    @nos5915 4 года назад +4028

    "oh no I'm carrying too much"
    *Drops 35 mountain Flowers*
    That's better

    • @SwordTune
      @SwordTune 4 года назад +110

      *Drops 1 blisterwort*
      Now I can sprint!

    • @reaperwolf8135
      @reaperwolf8135 4 года назад +56

      **drops literal block of lead** great now I'm a speedy boi

    • @mechasheep4861
      @mechasheep4861 4 года назад +80

      I was doing the empire quests:
      Oh no I'm carrying too much! *Drops 35 sets of storm cloak armor*

    • @nos5915
      @nos5915 4 года назад +10

      @@mechasheep4861 haha mood

    • @smoltart382
      @smoltart382 4 года назад +7

      @@nos5915 nah my dude, it “bahhhed”

  • @angryzorro6630
    @angryzorro6630 5 лет назад +2752

    I’m about to die hold on while I eat 100 cheese wheels

    • @TheToneBender
      @TheToneBender 5 лет назад +16

      As opposed to cooked cheese wheels?

    • @ChubbsterBrown
      @ChubbsterBrown 5 лет назад +19

      Might cross contaminate all your gear with all that raw cheese you’ve got packed in there.

    • @ducovanderwoude6971
      @ducovanderwoude6971 5 лет назад +11

      Who even seriously uses food, 10 potions is way easier.

    • @EndMeNowPls
      @EndMeNowPls 5 лет назад +36

      30 salmon steaks 16 gourds 52 cheese wheels...only 1/3 of health regained

    • @goldenknight578
      @goldenknight578 5 лет назад +31

      It's either that or "Wait! I just leveled up. Can you give me a sec to spend a couple of perk points?"

  • @hannahfox3582
    @hannahfox3582 5 лет назад +2216

    Me: "I'll go off the path and definitely wont get lost this time. It's literally just straight ahead"
    Me: *gets lost*

  • @goldenknight1756
    @goldenknight1756 5 лет назад +1982

    3:38 When a friend asks you how’ve you been but you give them the entire dialogue of the Skyrim intro

    • @madhatter-oj2mo
      @madhatter-oj2mo 5 лет назад +5

      Yup

    • @lazyass3428
      @lazyass3428 5 лет назад +5

      Mmmmm ur right

    • @Schemingzy
      @Schemingzy 5 лет назад +29

      Yesterday I do remember saying "M'iaq is done talking, go bother somebody else" as a joke XD

    • @jorgewilliam7103
      @jorgewilliam7103 5 лет назад +4

      @@Schemingzy M'aiq*

    • @HunhowsShadowStalker
      @HunhowsShadowStalker 5 лет назад +16

      Some say that Alduin is Akatosh. Some say that M'aiq is a liar. Don't you believe either of those things.

  • @RevengeIsOurLullaby
    @RevengeIsOurLullaby 4 года назад +1841

    *roaring*
    "Awe come on I don't have time for you"
    Literally every time a dragons spawns when I fast travel

    • @markusostrowski1833
      @markusostrowski1833 4 года назад +4

      That's why I don't fast travel, haha...

    • @kaisathewolf5161
      @kaisathewolf5161 4 года назад +9

      Yeah honestly dragons are free exp ay that point

    • @Professor_Iron
      @Professor_Iron 4 года назад +1

      Basically sums up what i do in FO76🤣

    • @badwolf3618
      @badwolf3618 3 года назад +1

      I had a lot of flashbacks of having to fuck around with random dragon attacks lol

    • @LordofFullmetal
      @LordofFullmetal 3 года назад +5

      They're like the Oblivion gates; they only ever spawn when I'm on the way to a more interesting quest - or on the way back, with an inventory that's completely full.

  • @bigcloudy339
    @bigcloudy339 5 лет назад +4104

    Oh no I’m super low health what shall I do... pulls out 47 cheese wheels

    • @Gulegardiners
      @Gulegardiners 5 лет назад +70

      IrritatedOnion hahaha yes I save them for the last resort. Apples, then salmon, then cabbage then cheese wheel

    • @GwendiWendi
      @GwendiWendi 5 лет назад +2

      Lmao yes

    • @LeastFavoriteBrother
      @LeastFavoriteBrother 5 лет назад +1

      Me too!

    • @malevolentlight8777
      @malevolentlight8777 5 лет назад +26

      Nah that shit weigh too much

    • @Gulegardiners
      @Gulegardiners 5 лет назад +4

      Malevolent Light lmaooo not as much as shields snd weapons

  • @DontDisapPyrrha
    @DontDisapPyrrha 5 лет назад +1577

    “The chest is empty? I don’t believe you”
    I came here to have a good time not be attacked

    • @damienknapp1667
      @damienknapp1667 5 лет назад +53

      Nobody:
      Me: Finds empty chest.
      Also me: Checks empty chest for gold

    • @NomadxElliot
      @NomadxElliot 5 лет назад +22

      Urns man. Just urns. Search them one by one for petty gold and minor potions!!! Occasionally I get the Amethyst Silver Ring o.o

    • @lieutenantwumbo5845
      @lieutenantwumbo5845 5 лет назад +2

      Yexom Or just gems, they’re worth good coin

  • @luissalinas9143
    @luissalinas9143 5 лет назад +10249

    God it's funny how we know this game too much to know what's going on even without context. This dude might blow up when es6 releases

    • @roguedruid1318
      @roguedruid1318 5 лет назад +23

      Luis Salinas lmao right?!

    • @jacobshor5956
      @jacobshor5956 5 лет назад +126

      Lul if we’re still alive then

    • @jQ_theeNHK
      @jQ_theeNHK 5 лет назад +23

      I hope he does! He deserves it 👍

    • @jarhead3815
      @jarhead3815 5 лет назад +42

      only 6 more years until he gets popular then!

    • @Whisperingtothefire
      @Whisperingtothefire 5 лет назад +50

      He's exceptionally talented. Voice-over is one thing but acting in front of the camera? He's got an interesting styyle, too. Not sure if it works yet, there are a few videos that make me click off just because it feels forced/off-putting. But the rest are stashed in my favourites to watch again.
      He's one of the few Skyrim based youtube channels that really broke out from the classic voice-over to making videos involving him and his acting.
      I'm excited to see what the future lies for him :)

  • @miladyragnarok8371
    @miladyragnarok8371 4 года назад +2205

    Me: Who are you?!
    Them: We were hired by the person who loved the person you killed!
    Me: Do you know how little that narrows it down!

    • @robertedwards4510
      @robertedwards4510 4 года назад +108

      i did a genocide run of Skyrim. this... is too accurate.

    • @grimreaper4384
      @grimreaper4384 4 года назад +10

      Lol same 😂

    • @LemonSharkSoup
      @LemonSharkSoup 3 года назад +1

      @@robertedwards4510 I do that all the time lol

    • @Rabijeel
      @Rabijeel 3 года назад +10

      @@robertedwards4510 Dude, there are about 200 People who did not get somewhat hostile - the rest of the whole Country will get killed.
      My count on the "Keep nice and only use self-defense-Run" was 137.547 Dead People against 138 People who survived encounters with me due to not get Aggro on me. And no, there is no "Thievery-Aggro" or anything in this. I speak of basic Aggro through story you can not prevent or circumvent via Pacifying-Spell.
      So, I do not see any big difference between "Geonicide" and "Peaceful Heart" in this Game.

    • @jigalooo2331
      @jigalooo2331 3 года назад +2

      Me after turning mods on:

  • @catmchugh4584
    @catmchugh4584 5 лет назад +2257

    I am the literal thane, NAZEEM, you live on the top floor of the drunken huntsman, NAZEEM...

    • @BennysGamingAttic
      @BennysGamingAttic 5 лет назад +239

      You're a farmer NAZEEM. I've saved the city from dragons NAZEEEEEEEEM

    • @richhartnell6233
      @richhartnell6233 5 лет назад +80

      This needs to be a meme NAZZEM!

    • @banaanzxcvbnm
      @banaanzxcvbnm 5 лет назад +82

      I killed you NAZEEM, now you are in a crypt NAZEEEEEM

    • @89thaharmaiiioptreshenanig3
      @89thaharmaiiioptreshenanig3 5 лет назад +146

      I Soul trapped you NAZEEM and I used frenzy on your own wife to make her kill you NAZEEM, then I used your soul to enchant my Ring NAZEEM, so now you are stuck to be a slave of the ideal masters NAZEEM, guess you won’t be seeing the Cloud District very often will you?

    • @fizzletoes3228
      @fizzletoes3228 5 лет назад +42

      @@89thaharmaiiioptreshenanig3 please tell me you used his soul for like a shitty stamina enchantment or something 😂

  • @maddiev611
    @maddiev611 5 лет назад +2413

    "A new hand stays in its pocket" me cause I've been ignoring the Beacon for like 12 chests now

    • @forestwulf828
      @forestwulf828 5 лет назад +290

      That stupid thing made me jump out of my skin the first time I picked it up lol

    • @UndeadAngel1987
      @UndeadAngel1987 5 лет назад +253

      That thing turned Skyrim into a horror game for like 3 seconds

    • @Whisperingtothefire
      @Whisperingtothefire 5 лет назад +143

      @@forestwulf828 It's such a classic, I'll never forget almost feeling my own heart fail me at 3AM home alone lmfao. I had to watch some funny skyrim videos to feel settled again! Sheesh.

    • @fizzletoes3228
      @fizzletoes3228 5 лет назад +137

      A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!

    • @75ForLife
      @75ForLife 5 лет назад +37

      Bwahahaha. I'm the odd one that seeks it out. Git er done!!!! However I try to avoid the Sheagorath quest like the plague.

  • @Zaza-uh6ro
    @Zaza-uh6ro 5 лет назад +1625

    "I could've snuck in weapons and armor in Talmor embassy?"
    came with fancy clothes alone

    • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
      @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 5 лет назад +52

      God damnit that happened to me
      I also lost Lydia,Like she didn't exist anymore

    • @kiripinkp4938
      @kiripinkp4938 5 лет назад +9

      @@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou wait what? How?

    • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
      @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 5 лет назад +9

      @@kiripinkp4938 I told her to go home ,Then after completing the quest she Basically didn't exist

    • @pointelove3017
      @pointelove3017 5 лет назад +6

      That was me. I just wolfed out

    • @jexxxica
      @jexxxica 5 лет назад +60

      Bro he said to bring your most prized possession, so I brought an amethyst and then I was like HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THEM OFF BRO

  • @virginiawhitehouse531
    @virginiawhitehouse531 4 года назад +3156

    In May 2019, Corona was a health potion... Oh how the times have changed!

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  4 года назад +320

      😂😂

    • @WarriorPNG
      @WarriorPNG 4 года назад +40

      @@Graenolf what does oyfum mean

    • @WarriorPNG
      @WarriorPNG 4 года назад +21

      @Zeke Yoner im causing the world to burn by asking this and i know

    • @Leto85
      @Leto85 4 года назад +41

      @@WarriorPNG I had to Google it:
      A mysterious energy that has power over nature and human fortunes. So far it communicates only with Graenolf. If harnessed, it is believed to grant ultimate power.
      😂😂😂

    • @joemcle6521
      @joemcle6521 4 года назад +15

      @@Graenolf oyfum?
      Meaning or origin of word please.

  • @jessicamae898
    @jessicamae898 5 лет назад +931

    The dragon roar and the "ugh I don't have time for you!" Is 90% of my expierence playing Skyrim 😅😅

    • @dedrajoiner712
      @dedrajoiner712 5 лет назад +2

      #accurate

    • @actuallylollypop7469
      @actuallylollypop7469 5 лет назад +14

      Jessica Mae That's why I never even start the main questline😂 If you don't fight the first dragon none will spawn.

    • @blackmooncosplay9373
      @blackmooncosplay9373 5 лет назад

      DON'T try to talk to dragons BAD Idea!!!!
      Tried it got my head bitten off!!! Don't try.

    • @cyryl3827
      @cyryl3827 5 лет назад

      I actually don't have enough dragons (got a mod that made shouts more expensive, and I dont know which one it is)

    • @Kittyka2345
      @Kittyka2345 5 лет назад +2

      At least dragon bones and scales can be sold to get yourself tons of gold quickly

  • @ypkami
    @ypkami 5 лет назад +1736

    “Gray-Mane or Battle-Born”
    “I don’t know, which one is gonna make you NOT hate me?”
    Me af

    • @fluffypawninja7636
      @fluffypawninja7636 4 года назад +26

      i wanna do a run where i just piss as many ppl off as i can without murdering until i finish the story quest... then everyone's gonna die

    • @B9-s3ns3
      @B9-s3ns3 4 года назад +4

      @@fluffypawninja7636 genius

    • @oldcrispynips8709
      @oldcrispynips8709 4 года назад +7

      “you can take armor to the thalmor embassy” that hit different

    • @darwis1464
      @darwis1464 4 года назад +4

      "Got stones in your ear? i said what side you're on."

    • @hughmann7262
      @hughmann7262 4 года назад

      Gray-mane. No question

  • @vvitchmist4856
    @vvitchmist4856 5 лет назад +669

    "I don't have time for this"
    Sums up my interactions with Bandits and Dragons.

    • @Batsieroze
      @Batsieroze 5 лет назад +2

      Same. xD

    • @roblee4393
      @roblee4393 5 лет назад +1

      Sometimes i just running

    • @GX2re
      @GX2re 5 лет назад +2

      Or the Forsworn

    • @Reredundant
      @Reredundant 5 лет назад +1

      How about the wolves and bears? Hahaha!

    • @clockwisewonky1736
      @clockwisewonky1736 5 лет назад +1

      vvitch mist Add the dawn guard to that list

  • @jadegreer2095
    @jadegreer2095 4 года назад +964

    *Me just minding my business*
    Meridia: A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

    • @dreadxdead4494
      @dreadxdead4494 4 года назад +49

      That's why I downloaded a mod for her to be revoiced so she doesn't sound like a 60 year stripper that smokes every 5 minutes

    • @donnieates
      @donnieates 4 года назад +9

      I always drop the Beacon before closing the chest. I hate being forced to either do the quest or drag it around for forever.

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan 4 года назад +8

      Me: god damn it not again

    • @adamcoots310
      @adamcoots310 4 года назад +22

      @@donnieates it is actually a easy quest and gives a decent weapon at the end.

    • @brad2400
      @brad2400 4 года назад +15

      @@adamcoots310the mage at the end is not easy...that fecker is op af

  • @benm2022
    @benm2022 5 лет назад +809

    “Wait, so I can’t make anything out of these dragon bones yet?”

  • @opusfluke2354
    @opusfluke2354 5 лет назад +804

    Bandits: You picked a bad time to get lost!
    Me: Lads, you just saw me take down an actual dragon and eat its soul! Ah, whatever...

    • @frezomereseraphim9164
      @frezomereseraphim9164 5 лет назад +14

      Why dont you start running so I can Stab you in the back

    • @sukikurai
      @sukikurai 5 лет назад +5

      Fus ro dah!

    • @kingle1944
      @kingle1944 5 лет назад +4

      Opus Fluke I legit have a harder time with bandits than dragons

    • @Numenorean1
      @Numenorean1 5 лет назад +1

      Mustard Jar!

    • @Bush_Striker_of_Towers
      @Bush_Striker_of_Towers 5 лет назад +1

      There’s a mod that gives dragons 4x health and damage if you want more of a challenge.

  • @karmadarkyt3169
    @karmadarkyt3169 5 лет назад +2960

    What gets me the most is an Expert locked chest with ONLY 15 gold and a dagger.

    • @pooldeadpool1535
      @pooldeadpool1535 5 лет назад +188

      That 15 gold was his entire life's savings and that dagger was given to him by his father.

    • @kelroy2121
      @kelroy2121 5 лет назад +29

      @Амбер Пейдж Pfffffft
      I'd rather have the lock picks

    • @Imperiallife3349
      @Imperiallife3349 5 лет назад +52

      No the best chests are the ones that give you back half as many lockpicks you used trying to open them XD.

    • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
      @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 5 лет назад +6

      I did a freaking warrior build and that skill was the first one to get to 100

    • @Yumerifter
      @Yumerifter 5 лет назад +2

      @@pooldeadpool1535 I thought of that as well kinda sad lol

  • @jslaughter777
    @jslaughter777 4 года назад +1376

    Idolaf: “Gray-Mane or Battle-Born?”
    Me: “Oh umm...I dunno, Battle-Born?”
    Idolaf: “You’ve been a good friend to me. That means something.”
    Me: “...What?”

    • @httckiller9840
      @httckiller9840 3 года назад +77

      Gray-Mane
      I should bash your face in for all you've done

    • @dysphoria_1.040
      @dysphoria_1.040 3 года назад +5

      Battle-Born is better tho lol

    • @themudpit621
      @themudpit621 3 года назад +31

      He still says that to me after I broke into his house and stole into his secret room, freed Thorald Grey Mane, and put Whiterun under siege with the Stormcloaks. First impressions really matter with that guy!

    • @woofyou1186
      @woofyou1186 3 года назад +1

      @@dysphoria_1.040 gameplay perspective saying battle born is better but every other way is worse

    • @dysphoria_1.040
      @dysphoria_1.040 3 года назад +2

      @@woofyou1186 The Grey-Manes are traitorous fiends and you know it

  • @XavierMcQueen
    @XavierMcQueen 5 лет назад +2211

    Oh hey what’s this shiny rock?
    “A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEAC-“
    Yeets beacon across the whole of the realm

    • @ValianceXx
      @ValianceXx 5 лет назад +65

      To be fair the swords kinda badass if you get it at the right level

    • @leetlefool7173
      @leetlefool7173 5 лет назад +18

      @@ValianceXx I've never tried using Dawnbreaker as a vampire or with Serana around. Will it hurt me if I use it as a vampire? Will it hurt Serana? Or is she protected by Companion's Insight?

    • @ValianceXx
      @ValianceXx 5 лет назад +1

      @@leetlefool7173 no idea cant see cause my PC broke down too you should do it and tell us how it went

    • @supersaiyangoddess4293
      @supersaiyangoddess4293 5 лет назад +18

      @@leetlefool7173 It won't hurt you as a vampire if you're the one wielding it. Your companions can harm you with it though if they accidentally hit you.

    • @smalltrashman4227
      @smalltrashman4227 5 лет назад +5

      @@leetlefool7173 wont hurt you or your companion

  • @larrychang14
    @larrychang14 5 лет назад +1105

    "The chest is empty?... I don't believe you."
    I thought I was the only one lol

    • @adamsatanaels9413
      @adamsatanaels9413 4 года назад +36

      Chests are fine, but an expert/adept locked strongbox is when I flip.

    • @nos5915
      @nos5915 4 года назад +1

      Same xD

    • @vordu4403
      @vordu4403 4 года назад +3

      @@adamsatanaels9413 ikr...I'm like WTF *incoherent scream of rage*
      And then you look to the left on the ground and be like "oh..." then repeated because it's on the ground and not in the chest...that's happened at least once to me....somehow

    • @adamsatanaels9413
      @adamsatanaels9413 4 года назад +1

      @@vordu4403 You should get into the temple of Kynareth in Whiterun. The bed just on the right to the door once you enter. you'll find there strongbox, that was expert locked for me, and ended up being empty. Wtf Skyrim.

    • @minineji3632
      @minineji3632 4 года назад +1

      @@adamsatanaels9413 at least you get the xp lol

  • @jQ_theeNHK
    @jQ_theeNHK 5 лет назад +495

    Me: breaks 3 lockpicks
    "Oh, it was right in the middle.. guess I could have tried that too."

    • @lilianahmartinez2773
      @lilianahmartinez2773 5 лет назад +5

      jQ_theeNHK!! especially master locks

    • @jQ_theeNHK
      @jQ_theeNHK 5 лет назад +3

      @@lilianahmartinez2773 that would have been the worst!! I dont think I ever did that with a master lock... although it's very possible 🤔

    • @GoneGirl2605
      @GoneGirl2605 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂 every time.

    • @Uukio6464
      @Uukio6464 5 лет назад

      I'm actually pro at picking locks in Skyrim and open it with 1-2 picks. First I save before picking the lock and if it breaks, which does happen very often, I'll restart my last save. I never ever upgraded my lockpicking skills since I'm so good at it that it would be a waste.
      I have over 100 lock picks, maybe in the 200s, but I enjoy pickpocket more than lock picking.

    • @CritLoren
      @CritLoren 5 лет назад +7

      @@Uukio6464 you're not a pro if you exploit the quicksave mechanic for picking locks ahahaha

  • @cubles6825
    @cubles6825 4 года назад +278

    Me: Hovers over chest and sees it says “empty”
    underneath it.
    Me: Opens it anyways.

    • @JS-rv3et
      @JS-rv3et 3 года назад +6

      Same lol

    • @jaimeenotjamie
      @jaimeenotjamie 3 года назад +12

      You never know

    • @frankcharlesiii524
      @frankcharlesiii524 3 года назад +10

      Lmao I keep telling myself that's it's more immersive, how would the character know it's empty? Its not immersive it's just an addiction 😭😭😭😭

    • @levi_ackerman_119
      @levi_ackerman_119 2 года назад +2

      Me but with urns.

  • @Jegbmf
    @Jegbmf 5 лет назад +1614

    “Where’s the Cloud District?”
    “Oh I go there all the time”
    If any one says they’ve never said or thought those EXACT words, they’re lying

    • @jhonnylee6685
      @jhonnylee6685 5 лет назад +43

      i'm more in the state of >what< is the cloud district?
      i got a guees but so far i wasn't botherd enough to find it out

    • @annoyingkid-oq5ny
      @annoyingkid-oq5ny 5 лет назад +16

      @@jhonnylee6685 it's where the keep is in white run.

    • @jaxusr235
      @jaxusr235 5 лет назад +43

      Jhonny Lee Basically every time you go to Dragonsreach to do something, you’re in the Cloud district.

    • @jhonnylee6685
      @jhonnylee6685 5 лет назад +5

      @@jaxusr235 ah ok so my guees was right
      well compared to someone who lives there and just goes down to annoy other citizens i'm not often there

    • @jkfgvgd
      @jkfgvgd 5 лет назад +60

      *see the Thane of Whiterun*
      "Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't."

  • @skybluefox8566
    @skybluefox8566 5 лет назад +1241

    The cloud district is so frequented by me it knows my smell. NAZEEM

    • @Confusing-rq1og
      @Confusing-rq1og 5 лет назад +19

      skyblue fox ikr what kind of dumbass doesnt know the dragon borns a thane of whiterun, obviously im gonna visit if from time to time

    • @89thaharmaiiioptreshenanig3
      @89thaharmaiiioptreshenanig3 5 лет назад +10

      They always have this cool music playing in there too so who wouldn’t want to hang out in there just for that. Plus you can Fus Ro Dah everything off of those long tables

    • @xceryxdemurstra6323
      @xceryxdemurstra6323 5 лет назад +3

      I always kill Nazeem at some point for his disrespect and arrogance lol

    • @cardheon6091
      @cardheon6091 5 лет назад +3

      @@xceryxdemurstra6323 and Heimsker because fuck hes loud and annoying

    • @freshtoast831
      @freshtoast831 5 лет назад +7

      skyblue fox “Do you get to the cloud district often? Oh. What am I saying. Of CoUrSe yOu dOnT.

  • @ThatGuy-sw9ic
    @ThatGuy-sw9ic 5 лет назад +348

    "wanted to tell you a Dark elf joke... But they keep getting dunmer and dunmer"
    Love it!

    • @333Rabel
      @333Rabel 5 лет назад

      Good one. 🤣

    • @vegacula
      @vegacula 5 лет назад

      This got me so hardcoreidly hahahaha

    • @pikloo4631
      @pikloo4631 5 лет назад +1

      My dad is probably one of the only people in my family that would understand that joke

  • @jacobdiaz407
    @jacobdiaz407 4 года назад +534

    "You could've snuck weapons and armor into the thalmor embassy?"
    I'm disappointed to say that was my realization on my second playthrough

    • @blackhole5353.
      @blackhole5353. 4 года назад +35

      Same.. I was walking around in my fine clothes with a dagger getting my ass kicked left and right 😂 when I found it out I was mad lol.

    • @jitteryj7565
      @jitteryj7565 4 года назад +16

      Dude I went in so stacked that I couldn't sprint. That led to a few problems.

    • @itsgarytime2768
      @itsgarytime2768 3 года назад +25

      I literally snuck my entire inventory into the thalmore embassy on my first playthrough

    • @maomaomi5434
      @maomaomi5434 3 года назад +7

      I don't even remember what happened at the embassy. I made this guy hit on an elf girl which caused a scene, then I snuck in the back and somehow k*lled everyone and freed a bosmer dude. Maybe I found a dagger somewhere? Idk.

    • @marwi16a53
      @marwi16a53 3 года назад +10

      For a Wizard like me it is not difficult to have my weapons in the embassy...

  • @xavierxerxes6254
    @xavierxerxes6254 5 лет назад +747

    "Wait... I know you.."
    *Backs out*
    "I'll take my leave then"

  • @topazthelycanroc8522
    @topazthelycanroc8522 5 лет назад +1666

    Me: What?! Carrying too much stuff?? *has dragon scales, dragon bones, and lots of expensive weapons I will never use*
    ....
    *slowly waddles to my horse and rides him to the nearest store*

    • @anobody7226
      @anobody7226 5 лет назад +7

      XD SaMe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @thatguyjohnmarston3480
      @thatguyjohnmarston3480 5 лет назад +9

      I always do this

    • @supersaiyangoddess4293
      @supersaiyangoddess4293 5 лет назад +17

      I just get my followers to carry my shit.

    • @GLJ3838
      @GLJ3838 5 лет назад +1

      @@supersaiyangoddess4293 yup but you can only have one unless can you use the shout to control them and have more followers?

    • @haku_with_gun62
      @haku_with_gun62 5 лет назад +10

      @@GLJ3838 actually, theres a way to get around the follower weight limit! just drop what you want them to carry on the ground, tell them to pick it up, and voila!

  • @xxVIDSxxCREATORxx
    @xxVIDSxxCREATORxx 4 года назад +661

    "I'm probably just going to download 1 or 2 mods"
    That hit hard. (150 mods later)

    • @ErikaCrist7749
      @ErikaCrist7749 4 года назад +29

      5000 game crashes later

    • @econ347
      @econ347 4 года назад +12

      The problem is not that my game crashes, its that I cant find enough mods xD

    • @dreadxdead4494
      @dreadxdead4494 4 года назад +8

      I will level up to about Level 350~400 and unlock all the perks for Ordinator then it'll just crash at a forge

    • @p.samedi2473
      @p.samedi2473 4 года назад +1

      Yesh because 1 mod irl is at least 20 mods
      Irl.

    • @annaafonso8686
      @annaafonso8686 3 года назад

      Lmaoooo ik

  • @howveryinaccurate3515
    @howveryinaccurate3515 4 года назад +690

    "I was an adventurer like you.. 'Till I took an arrow to the knee."
    "My cousin's out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard duty."
    "Better keep my eyes open. Damned dragons can swoop down at any time."
    istg, the guards are golden

    • @drnumbnuts656
      @drnumbnuts656 4 года назад +64

      “Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll?”

    • @Mxkayla22
      @Mxkayla22 4 года назад +62

      "You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. Curved. Swords."

    • @insertgoodnamehere7102
      @insertgoodnamehere7102 4 года назад +32

      "Hey you! Stop you have violated the law. You will pay the court a fine or server your sentence"

    • @gordstunes2110
      @gordstunes2110 4 года назад +23

      “You know, I could’ve gone into that sanctuary, killed all those dark brotherhood types. But I was... sick that day” (If you played a goody two shoes character)

    • @triplace4229
      @triplace4229 4 года назад +30

      "Heard they're reforming the Dawnguard, vampire hunters or something. Up in the old fort near riften, might consider joining up myself"

  • @lBeepinl
    @lBeepinl 5 лет назад +214

    That empty chest joke is spot-on. "I don't believe you."
    Then immediately after looking "god, why can't I stop myself"

  • @tristenmcbride4272
    @tristenmcbride4272 5 лет назад +1473

    You are carrying to much to be able to run.
    "Damn, I guess I'll drop this but I'll come back for it later"
    ...

    • @StraightEdgeZap
      @StraightEdgeZap 5 лет назад +66

      or drops it on the ground and "carries" it in front of you until you get to a store

    • @ChickenMcNuggi
      @ChickenMcNuggi 5 лет назад +37

      I never came back for it....never..

    • @Foxglove_fairy
      @Foxglove_fairy 5 лет назад +3

      I just switch to god mode aha

    • @cei9514
      @cei9514 5 лет назад +27

      There's still a shit pile of food and daggers in the middle of a road in whiterun that I can't be bothered to go back for

    • @molly1505
      @molly1505 5 лет назад +3

      Lol I just did that yesterday, I had to drop my Blades armor, I'm glad you said that because I have to go back for it now😂

  • @EliKat94
    @EliKat94 4 года назад +3575

    "Dwemer ruins"
    "Better say goodbye to that piece of crap"
    Mood. I loathe Dwemer ruins with the strength of a thousand Dragons.

  • @magus3872
    @magus3872 4 года назад +359

    **Dragon Roars**
    "Oh come on, I don't have time for you!"
    My thoughts exactly. Especially when you and your follower are already over encumbered with dragon bones, that you cannot sell for every shopkeep in the land hasn't replenished their gold.

    • @SuperFuzzyman123
      @SuperFuzzyman123 3 года назад +13

      Save the game, attack the vendor then reload your save, the vendor will have money again

    • @lightningmcgeequeen8091
      @lightningmcgeequeen8091 3 года назад +4

      @@SuperFuzzyman123 I just hit the wait button... Wait 48 hours and the gold will be back

    • @sharklord4127
      @sharklord4127 3 года назад +3

      Egeactly

    • @pogmonke5217
      @pogmonke5217 3 года назад +3

      If you wait for 2 days they will replenish their gold

    • @magus3872
      @magus3872 3 года назад +3

      Back when this comment was made I had no idea that Arvak (a summonable horse) existed. It was also in reference to those moments when you cannot fast travel to a town or hold to get rid of items to begin with, then boom, dragon attacks.

  • @mckaymeeves3871
    @mckaymeeves3871 5 лет назад +466

    “Ugh, I don’t have time for you.”
    That one hit home.

    • @ArturGlass.C
      @ArturGlass.C 4 года назад +15

      Never thought I would say this before playing Skyrim but: Dragons are the most boring and annoying thing.

    • @cragscleft1658
      @cragscleft1658 4 года назад +1

      @@ArturGlass.C I tend to forget they even exist since I only did the main quest in my first playthrough. After that I just couldn't be bothered with all the dragon bullshit and refused to start the main quest line. I've had three playthroughs without dragons at this point lol

    • @ArturGlass.C
      @ArturGlass.C 4 года назад +1

      @@cragscleft1658 Yeah I downloaded alternate start, I'm getting back in the game after not playing for years so for this playthrough I've done the main quest but you can be certain the next one I definitely won't. They're just so annoying.

  • @thefreak5024
    @thefreak5024 5 лет назад +778

    got all these cool weapons and i still insist on using whatever weapon has the biggest damage numbers on them

    • @gradyh.7359
      @gradyh.7359 5 лет назад +9

      Same, can't stop I need help! All my good weapons are being wasted!

    • @randomfactsthatdontmatter3466
      @randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 5 лет назад +39

      Because unlike Dark Souls or monster hunter, damage is literally the only thing that matters!

    • @syro2412
      @syro2412 5 лет назад +2

      @@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 what about range and attack speed

    • @volsfootball638
      @volsfootball638 5 лет назад +50

      SYRØ in the end it doesn’t matter because we all know you’re going to end up a thief with a bow and arrow and one shot everything with the sneak damage boosts

    • @ichigokage
      @ichigokage 5 лет назад +6

      I love Mehrune’s Razor but in my OG playthrough I improved and enchanted those two shivs you get in the Markarth prison. One stole health. I miss those shiva 😭 Todd Dammit for glitched saves.

  • @kevinulett5276
    @kevinulett5276 5 лет назад +181

    "This weapon is so cool it has it's own name...better leave it in my house" bro I lost it

  • @RedWyvernRising
    @RedWyvernRising 4 года назад +174

    I always imagined the Dragonborn just inhaling the stuff he eats like eating the bottle and apple cores

    • @alduin1360
      @alduin1360 3 года назад +3

      LMAO I THOUGT I WAS THE ONLY ONE XD

    • @ethanjimenez8969
      @ethanjimenez8969 3 года назад +4

      Its seriously like, "wait a minute wont you, while i devour an entire continents worth of food

    • @MsFuzzipoo
      @MsFuzzipoo Год назад

      I know if I'm in the middle of a fight, four whole cheese wheels, rind and all? Yeah I'll be feeling REAL healthy after that乁⁠(⁠ ⁠•⁠_⁠•⁠ ⁠)⁠ㄏ. Or a few big bowls of stew and a couple heads of cabbage... just thinking about the last one makes me want to lie down.

  • @mayathemayar4469
    @mayathemayar4469 5 лет назад +648

    Me: Does a Master lock. "I'm a boss lockpicker! " *sees adept* "oh heck no"

    • @jhonnylee6685
      @jhonnylee6685 5 лет назад +30

      happend to me like 30 mins ago
      found a chest didn't even check for difficulty just activated it right away then i saw oh sweet master lock (lockpickign lvl 27) got it first try
      5 mins later novice lock 7 out of 30 picks are gone :/

    • @burntblueberrywaffles
      @burntblueberrywaffles 5 лет назад +10

      That’s why you keep the skeleton key

    • @BlackRoseRhamnous
      @BlackRoseRhamnous 4 года назад +4

      @@burntblueberrywaffles Or just cheat it back into your inventory

    • @pawelos4
      @pawelos4 4 года назад +6

      @@burntblueberrywaffles or just level up lockpicking and get the unbreaking lockpick perk

    • @IC-23
      @IC-23 4 года назад +3

      I find Expert Locks to be the hardest.
      Without perks master locks take about 3-20 keys since the area that let's you get "sort of open" is so small finding the unlock point requires patience and luck. Expert locks are super annoying the though I break about 3 picks "after" I find "part ways open" area with being off by about a pixel or two as it fails right before the unlock point.

  • @kermskayla7764
    @kermskayla7764 5 лет назад +280

    "How much money has the store made" FRRRR

  • @AClockworkCitrus
    @AClockworkCitrus 5 лет назад +791

    Oh cool! A rose staff that summons dremora! I'll definitely use this in the future!
    *proceeds to leave it at home because "it's too heavy"*

    • @ladyselin35
      @ladyselin35 5 лет назад +22

      Theeere you are weakling.

    • @eira6844
      @eira6844 5 лет назад +9

      one summon cost too much

    • @terreliv
      @terreliv 5 лет назад +14

      I gave it to my follower. Now it's a party of three.

    • @rayw.6677
      @rayw.6677 5 лет назад +21

      e d e n My character: In an intense situation with low health. *whips out sanguine rose*
      *A CHALLENGER IS APPROACHING*

    • @eira6844
      @eira6844 5 лет назад +1

      *Conjured 2 dremora*

  • @oscarl1010
    @oscarl1010 4 года назад +135

    “Wait....I know you.” LMFAO I be avoiding them not making eye contact

  • @morgancox5782
    @morgancox5782 5 лет назад +436

    "oooohhhhhh THAT'S the Cloud District? ...I go there all the time!!!"
    This was the EXACT reaction I had after finally finding out about the districts

  • @salmanofal7168
    @salmanofal7168 4 года назад +897

    The 'dunmer and dunmer' joke is underrated I swear.

  • @mlgredpanda7654
    @mlgredpanda7654 5 лет назад +781

    Meanwhile Fallout 4 players say: yes, no, maybe, sarcastic

  • @denniswade4998
    @denniswade4998 4 года назад +92

    Guards keep saying: "No lollygagging".
    I've never gagged a lolly in my life!

    • @p.samedi2473
      @p.samedi2473 4 года назад +1

      What even is this?

    • @JS-rv3et
      @JS-rv3et 3 года назад +4

      @@p.samedi2473 dont ask

    • @devilqueen2228
      @devilqueen2228 3 года назад +1

      I am now blind 😭

    • @icedtease1973
      @icedtease1973 3 года назад +4

      @@p.samedi2473 When a lollipop is in your mouth but it goes to far in your mouth and makes you gag. I think.

    • @xxxCyber24xxx
      @xxxCyber24xxx 3 года назад +2

      Every British and Caribbean person knows what you mean

  • @jacobnewell50
    @jacobnewell50 5 лет назад +2072

    Me: Alright I won’t use fast travel this playthrough
    Game: Return to Fort
    Dawnguard
    Maybe next time

    • @roadhouse6999
      @roadhouse6999 5 лет назад +117

      God I forgot how annoying that was. I did the Dawnguard questline with no fast travel once. I had Realistic Needs and Diseases installed so it took me so much fucking food.

    • @jeanjones7396
      @jeanjones7396 5 лет назад +89

      Me: I'm not going to cheat for increased carryweight this playthrough
      --- look at ALL this stuff - I can't leave it behind
      (me - typing) player.modav carryweight 1000

    • @kelroy2121
      @kelroy2121 5 лет назад +12

      That's what you get for joining the dawngaurd dweeb...
      Vampires FTW!

    • @Serrifin
      @Serrifin 5 лет назад +5

      kelroy2121 return to castle Dracula

    • @kelroy2121
      @kelroy2121 5 лет назад +2

      @@Serrifin pfft I will. Dracula's castle is way better than yours. Also I'm pretty sure drake never heard of your side quest of a click..

  • @frezomereseraphim9164
    @frezomereseraphim9164 5 лет назад +2429

    Every True Skyrim gamer not only knows The opening lines but knows the entire dungeon and memorized every puzzle in Bleak Falls Barrow.
    Edit: when you forget to kill that one sleeping restless draugur
    Edit2: That feeling when you check those 2 empty urns when you know that they always have nothing in them

    • @Normal0389
      @Normal0389 5 лет назад +96

      I can confirm this is factual

    • @frezomereseraphim9164
      @frezomereseraphim9164 5 лет назад +32

      @@Normal0389 finally someone with culture

    • @frezomereseraphim9164
      @frezomereseraphim9164 5 лет назад +56

      @@vindexworld4636 i started so many saved games that alduin has just been classified as a skeever

    • @GwendiWendi
      @GwendiWendi 5 лет назад +3

      Mhm comeplete truth

    • @Maikeru3078
      @Maikeru3078 5 лет назад

      Yeah that’s me

  • @1BlueMemory
    @1BlueMemory 5 лет назад +369

    That part when graenolf gets too drunk to hold that knife

    • @jackiehorton9034
      @jackiehorton9034 5 лет назад +4

      Was looking for this comment

    • @yarugatyger1603
      @yarugatyger1603 5 лет назад

      That's pretty poor after only 4 beers, must be a city kid. We of the country kill 10 beers an hour and 4 shots ^^!

    • @onlinecomrade5737
      @onlinecomrade5737 5 лет назад

      Yaruga Nik followed with a joint.

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 5 лет назад +1

      Woops, those weren't stamina potions.

    • @gustavogrande2750
      @gustavogrande2750 5 лет назад

      egotistical egg r/ihavereddit

  • @spideral187
    @spideral187 3 года назад +58

    “Why shouldn’t I keep the skeleton key” hit me real hard

  • @Yuuzer_
    @Yuuzer_ 5 лет назад +315

    Wants to download 4 - 8 mods...
    Ends up downloading 170

    • @weepingangel2384
      @weepingangel2384 5 лет назад +5

      lmao just like chips, you can’t stop your self

    • @Whisperingtothefire
      @Whisperingtothefire 5 лет назад +9

      And goes through the heavy process of finding/installing the right ENB.

    • @IKIGAIofficial
      @IKIGAIofficial 5 лет назад +14

      Ends up downloading 170 mods all at once.
      *FINDS A CORRUPTED TEXTURE/GLITCH IN GAME*
      DOESNT KNOW WHICH OF THE 170 NEW MODS ARE CONFLICTING!!!

    • @mcthuggin9803
      @mcthuggin9803 5 лет назад +4

      @@IKIGAIofficial spend 24 hours trying to fix the problem

    • @Isus24-s8e
      @Isus24-s8e 5 лет назад +3

      @@IKIGAIofficial I had over 300 mods on my old laptop when i got a new one i had to install mods all over again because i had a lot added content new locations and blah blah and i couldn't load any saves so i had to download all of those mods again xD

  • @miapotvin3396
    @miapotvin3396 5 лет назад +641

    “Wait, I could have stuck weapons and armor into the Thalmore Embassy” was literally me the first time I played the main quest line

    • @blackbeltgaming2919
      @blackbeltgaming2919 4 года назад +6

      I never beat Skyrim because the game glitched up on that wuest

    • @magicaljagical647
      @magicaljagical647 4 года назад +13

      I literally put one weapon, because I thought I would keep my armor.

    • @magicaljagical647
      @magicaljagical647 4 года назад +7

      Arithomimus I was wearing Nordic Carved Armor, that stuff is stronger than the crap the Thalmor were wearing.

    • @hotshotroom964
      @hotshotroom964 4 года назад +5

      Arithomimus yeah and I’m lvl 20 vampire with 400 health what are some elves gonna do to me

    • @hotshotroom964
      @hotshotroom964 4 года назад +1

      I don’t know how I got so high levelled I only did a bit of companions and some side quests

  • @Dieclownmusic
    @Dieclownmusic 5 лет назад +131

    *dragon roars* "oh god i dont have freaking time for you" im pretty confident this was taken directly from my skyrim journal

  • @Electric_Bagpipes
    @Electric_Bagpipes 4 года назад +408

    “Hey... what would you give me for 300 iron daggers?... don’t ask.”
    I’m asking

    • @p.samedi2473
      @p.samedi2473 4 года назад +8

      150, if you're lucky.

    • @LemonSharkSoup
      @LemonSharkSoup 3 года назад +5

      200 if you have a haggling potion

    • @rat6554
      @rat6554 3 года назад +14

      I'll give you 200 gold then take the rest for free if you want them back ill sell them at a discount price of 60k gold!

    • @LemonSharkSoup
      @LemonSharkSoup 3 года назад +3

      @@rat6554 Thats a deal!

    • @imersa6940
      @imersa6940 3 года назад +1

      Buying iron ingots and leather strips and resetting a blacksmiths inventory, crafting a bunch of iron daggers.... second best way to get to 100 smithing

  • @adriel6634
    @adriel6634 5 лет назад +299

    In the thalmor embassy quest, i thought malborn would steal all ny stuff so i gave him fur armor and a woodcutter axe.
    Who knew a lumberjack khajit in a fur suit, could wipe our the thalmor embassy

    • @aidens3578
      @aidens3578 4 года назад +14

      Delphine stole my staff of magnus man so that mistrust is well placed

    • @ItsThatJo
      @ItsThatJo 4 года назад +9

      This reminds me of my first run in Fallout New Vegas. I got into the habit of storing all my weapons inside ED-E before entering casinos, as they remove all weapons from the Courier while s/he is inside and return them when s/he leaves, but I noticed they didn't do that to ED-E. It was my way of trying not to get robbed, essentially (little did I know). So one time I got into a casino and, when I left, I only got my shittiest weapons back (the ones I had kept on me, as the best ones had been stored in ED-E). Unfortunately, I went to The Strip a bit too early and didn't have the stats to pull off stealing my stuff back, nor could I find their safe. The worst part is that I mostly quicksaved, so I couldn't even go back to a save that had all my weapons intact. I decided to just restart the whole game. I could've just kept going and gotten other weapons, but as I already wanted to restart anyway, it was the perfect motive
      Edit: minor grammatical mistakes.

    • @astroworks9697
      @astroworks9697 4 года назад +3

      @@aidens3578 khjaro stole all my legendary enchanted deadric weapons, I feel that.

    • @chhaylab7520
      @chhaylab7520 4 года назад +1

      I accidentally gave him nothing and had to do the stuff with the weapons I got from killing the guards with flames

    • @Azeroth_Lysphixious
      @Azeroth_Lysphixious 4 года назад +2

      wait wut i need to try that !

  • @lionspride4821
    @lionspride4821 4 года назад +488

    "I can only learn alchemy if I eat that?? 🤢"
    He must've seen a giants toe

    • @laughingkidd815
      @laughingkidd815 4 года назад +3

      Lol screw alchemy

    • @jslaughter777
      @jslaughter777 4 года назад +21

      DanielEndless Well somehow the heart of a fucking Daedra, literally the spawns of Satan but in Skyrim, RESTORES health, sooooo.... 🤣

    • @Eldor-117
      @Eldor-117 4 года назад +1

      Yeah, i also hesitated at first

    • @Leto85
      @Leto85 4 года назад +13

      Human Flesh.
      Fine.
      But raw?
      I'm not that savage.

    • @SDayle
      @SDayle 4 года назад +5

      I once accidentally ate a Falmer ear.

  • @daleharden1749
    @daleharden1749 5 лет назад +470

    *firing arrows at a rapidly receding dragon*
    Wait, come back! I NEED YOUR SOUL!

    • @supersaiyangoddess4293
      @supersaiyangoddess4293 5 лет назад +3

      I always send Durnehviir to pursue them for me.

    • @nellaruff8638
      @nellaruff8638 5 лет назад

      Have you been to my house? I say that all the time😂😂😂

    • @simplyskrypt3914
      @simplyskrypt3914 4 года назад +5

      *looks at magic tab*
      22 dragon souls available
      *looks at shouts*
      Nothing new to learn
      *looks back at dragon*
      WAIT! I STILL WANT YOUR SOUL!

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 4 года назад +1

      @@simplyskrypt3914 Thats why you gotta download mods to get more shouts and make souls more useful.

    • @simplyskrypt3914
      @simplyskrypt3914 4 года назад +1

      @@Merilirem im still playing the brokeass x360 version

  • @explosiveaddict6939
    @explosiveaddict6939 4 года назад +71

    For me, it was "I could've left items behind when I went to the Thalmor Embassy?"
    I literally gave everything to Malborn.

    • @bagelbaboosh01
      @bagelbaboosh01 3 года назад +2

      Same here for my first playthrough

  • @gamer1X12
    @gamer1X12 5 лет назад +698

    Skyrim: A Journey in Potion Making
    "I wanna be an alchemist when I grow up!"
    1st lesson with Arcadia:
    "I have a giant's toe."
    "Yes?"
    "Eat it."
    "I'm-what?"
    "Fine, I suppose that's a little advanced. You can snack on troll fat until you're ready."
    "I-"
    "After you're done mixing the butterfly wings we can work our way up to sabre cat eyes."
    "That's disgu-"
    "Please, you haven't had daedra heart yet."

    • @maple1216
      @maple1216 5 лет назад +5

      I don't think you understand that I did that when I first started playing. I have no soul and an even larger appetite now. What have I done.

    • @thnkng
      @thnkng 5 лет назад +18

      "Ok... How do I make a weak posion?"
      *Looks at conveniently looted recipe*
      "Where the fuck am I meant to find half this shit?"

    • @liamanderson7082
      @liamanderson7082 5 лет назад +7

      *Argonian Blacksmith in full Glass armor bursts into Arcadia's Cauldron*
      "Excuse me, you EAT Daedra Hearts?!"

    • @someonefromslytherin2236
      @someonefromslytherin2236 5 лет назад +14

      Now imagine if she acted like Gordon Ramsey.

    • @satannstuff
      @satannstuff 5 лет назад +6

      At least it's not as insane as in Morrowind, where you could eat things like scrap metal, glass, various gemstones and raw ebony.

  • @ferguspitcher7911
    @ferguspitcher7911 5 лет назад +240

    Been like 9 years, still the best fanbase in the world

    • @moniquerenee775
      @moniquerenee775 5 лет назад +9

      Skyrim = Life 💙

    • @Kayla_3
      @Kayla_3 5 лет назад +3

      The best game ever made 😩❤️

    • @MsFuzzipoo
      @MsFuzzipoo Год назад

      ​@@Kayla_3Seriously. Skyrim has a special place in my heart. I don't know if it beats the Dragon Age Series, but it's a close tie, if anything.

  • @LaryAk47
    @LaryAk47 5 лет назад +84

    All of that was accurate af, but I thought I was the only one without patience for dwemmer ruins 😂

    • @average_trans_furry
      @average_trans_furry 5 лет назад +7

      I pretty sure most people who have done more than one dwemer ruin hate them two

    • @matthewcramsay7989
      @matthewcramsay7989 5 лет назад +2

      So I recently learned about the Fortify Restoration potion cheat and currently have a carry weight of 6.5M "lbs"... I LOVE Dwemer ruins!

  • @dravendaneyko8882
    @dravendaneyko8882 4 года назад +261

    Doesn't know you can take your stuff to the thalmor embassy:
    Fights a whole base of wizards bare handed:
    Game: am I a joke to you?

    • @Zwar_Gaming
      @Zwar_Gaming 4 года назад +5

      I did that as well

    • @definitivelygod
      @definitivelygod 4 года назад +1

      I was playing a khajit so-

    • @vordu4403
      @vordu4403 4 года назад +1

      Yeah I thought the same, as a high elf....soooo console command entered lol

    • @mr.z7018
      @mr.z7018 4 года назад +4

      Sneak attack for you! And another one for you! And a bunch of new weapons and clothes for me!

    • @divinrth5187
      @divinrth5187 4 года назад +4

      i accidentally backed out of the conversation with Malborn when needing to give him stuff to smuggle in so i went in bare-handed. :(

  • @stevennemeth6256
    @stevennemeth6256 5 лет назад +142

    "Time out! (chugs 7 healing potions and eats entire inventory of food for 7 minutes straight) Okay...Time in!" Classic Skyrim!

    • @blaiseplayz6740
      @blaiseplayz6740 5 лет назад +1

      oh fuck I just got shot by an arrow, okay look, Bandits? hold on a minute I needa do something..
      *PROCEEDS TO MATERIALIZE AND CONSUME 73 CHEESE WHEELS*
      okay now you can attack me again

  • @simplyskrypt3914
    @simplyskrypt3914 4 года назад +114

    "Heh. Was right in the middle"
    100% relatable

  • @pikloo4631
    @pikloo4631 5 лет назад +161

    I am a mage, a ninja, highly educated in two colleges, a sneak thief that can stand two feet away from someone without them seeing me, a mother of two and now a widow, handcrafted dragon armor, hold beast blood, and I can literally suck souls out of dead dragons.
    *But a drop of 5 feet will KILL ME*
    dwemer ruins and blackreach scare me too...

    • @liamanderson7082
      @liamanderson7082 5 лет назад +10

      I'm a Master of the Forge, Expert of Enchanting, wielder of the Beast Blood, Harbinger of Companions, Archmage, experienced in tomb raiding, and I could kill a Frost Dragon almost entirely without help.
      But I can't survive a little cliff drop without resorting to ethereality?!

    • @sol503
      @sol503 5 лет назад +8

      I am a mage, Listener of the Dark Brotherhood, a thief and grave-robber, highly trained in one-handed weapons and archery, married to a warrior, offspring of the Hero of Kvatch, literally a friend of a Daedric Prince, and killed the goddamn emperor.
      *BUT ONE SWING FROM A DRAUGR DEATH OVERLORD CAN LITERALLY OBLIDERATE ME?*

    • @asparagusgremlin
      @asparagusgremlin 4 года назад +2

      One time i jumped off a cliff outside the college of winterhold and thought i was gonna die but i didn't even take any damage at all, it's still mind boggling that it happened honestly

    • @driftteamleader3470
      @driftteamleader3470 4 года назад +2

      I’m the LAST DRAGONBORN, I hold in me the power of the divines, have both beast and vamp lord form, am an undead litch necro king, relative of many great hero’s, from the nerevarine and hero of kavatch(probably butchered the name), am part of the lineage of manimarco, the high king of Skyrim, I use ancient magic that has spells so dark and powerful a single touch can kill you, I speak to the sky’s and meditate to gain new words and improve upon those words, I wear the armor of ancient gods, which grant me powers beyond mortal comprehension. Yet I still get killed by a fall of 6 feet.(I have A LOT of mods. That is how I have so much stuff)

    • @JustinMsp-qm8oc
      @JustinMsp-qm8oc 4 года назад +1

      how does blackreach scare you it’s literally so pretty

  • @meganb.2249
    @meganb.2249 4 года назад +29

    4:15 I snuck 90 glass arrows into the Falmer Embassy, then promptly forgot my bow. **facepalm**

  • @Bublio53
    @Bublio53 5 лет назад +136

    😂😂 omg a uniquely named weapon!? So cool! Better leave it in one of my 5 houses and never touch again because it THAT UNIQUE!!

  • @TropicanWars
    @TropicanWars 5 лет назад +86

    Whenever you see a rock that looks like a weird oversized golf ball in a chest, and your sound is up high:
    *A nEw HAnD ToUcHEs ThE BeACoN!*
    the first time that happened to me I about jumped out of my seat.

    • @444redwing
      @444redwing 5 лет назад +2

      I usually play Skyrim with my headset on and all audio going through it, and if that doesn’t get me every single time..

    • @NomadxElliot
      @NomadxElliot 5 лет назад +6

      I had a few glitches where I could pick the beacon up multiple times because the quest had for some reason never began, so I'd pick it up multiple times in random places over and over and get ear raped by a demi god. Worst part was when I was emptying my inventory and refilling it with all the beacons and the audio queue played at the same time for each beacon I owned and long story short, I had to buy a new headset. The divine daedra raped my headset with the force of a million SOME ONE HAS TOUCHED THE BACON!!!!!

    • @average_trans_furry
      @average_trans_furry 5 лет назад

      Same lol I screamed and I'm not one to do that

  • @naevrys
    @naevrys 5 лет назад +105

    Meanwhile...
    *Runs around flailing a legendary wooden sword*

    • @Ranger_4878
      @Ranger_4878 5 лет назад +6

      NorthGale
      Shit to find
      : -bow in dwemmer ruins-
      :equippable Wooden sword

    • @IKIGAIofficial
      @IKIGAIofficial 5 лет назад

      Someone should do a full play through like that on the hardest difficulty.

  • @aura-chan4845
    @aura-chan4845 4 года назад +254

    "A new hand stays in its pocket"
    Hey Dawnbreaker is worth it

    • @resident7995
      @resident7995 4 года назад +1

      Yeah but

    • @bonyfax2345
      @bonyfax2345 4 года назад +26

      But the meridias shouting isn’t

    • @shrimpy_nazeem
      @shrimpy_nazeem 4 года назад +7

      Bonyfax 234 true that but imo dawnbreaker is probably the best sword you can get at lvl 12 possibly even the best sword at higher levels if you have the upgrade enchanted weapons perk. Plus you see a lot of undead eneme in the game so that’s something to think about as well.

    • @toastywarm5564
      @toastywarm5564 4 года назад +5

      i got 2 dawnbreakers in my most recent play through lol

    • @bonyfax2345
      @bonyfax2345 4 года назад +4

      Kirito2321
      Not exactly worth it if you’re playing a two handed brute with serious magical abilities

  • @machinemadman2277
    @machinemadman2277 5 лет назад +97

    That
    “Oh man I don’t have time for you”
    Is the most relatable for me

    • @dragobane4728
      @dragobane4728 4 года назад +3

      They always seem to bunch up at that point of the game where you still need to discover locations to get around, not to mention I had 3 dragon corpses at riverwood once

  • @josephtrilk6341
    @josephtrilk6341 5 лет назад +88

    Wow! I found a ancient Warhammer forged by the dwemer themselves!
    Except I am a mage....

  • @divybarot1242
    @divybarot1242 5 лет назад +2756

    Petition to have Graenolf voice a character in the new skyrim

    • @kalebpratt5635
      @kalebpratt5635 5 лет назад +68

      Who's making a new Skyrim?

    • @TheEsdaniel
      @TheEsdaniel 5 лет назад +104

      Skyrim 2 magic bugaloo

    • @weepingangel2384
      @weepingangel2384 5 лет назад +40

      Are you stupid? It’s called Skyrim 2

    • @crawfordboyz8107
      @crawfordboyz8107 5 лет назад +53

      Its elder scrolls 6 not the new skyrim dumbasses

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  5 лет назад +246

      I emailed Bethesda one time and they never replied. Lol. *thanks Todd*

  • @anneapolinario5958
    @anneapolinario5958 4 года назад +22

    When he said "Where is the cloud district?" I felt that

  • @spectralrose7126
    @spectralrose7126 5 лет назад +112

    The brotherhood one and the Beacon one killed me

    • @gatorb8
      @gatorb8 5 лет назад +1

      Dwemer ruins made me cry a lil.

  • @MvnBF
    @MvnBF 5 лет назад +159

    The dwemer ruins and the I know U jokes were the bessssssssssssssssssst.

    • @rb1051
      @rb1051 5 лет назад +8

      Dwemer Ruins made me so sad when I played that game

    • @aleksa9623
      @aleksa9623 5 лет назад +2

      Honestly, Dwemer ruins were the best for me, I was enjoying exploring them

    • @HickoryDickory86
      @HickoryDickory86 5 лет назад +2

      I absolutely loathe Dwemer ruins because they typically are massive and take FOREVER!!! They first few you ever go into are okay, maybe even exciting. But once you've seen one you've seen them all, and they get really old really fast.

  • @hausdimitrescu
    @hausdimitrescu 5 лет назад +92

    "Heh... it was right in the middle."
    That part made me spit out my water xD

  • @PNDRSBX
    @PNDRSBX 4 года назад +39

    As someone who's played skyrim all their life, you're not wrong.

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo 4 года назад +3

      You mean you're 8 years old?

  • @ruski77
    @ruski77 5 лет назад +367

    "Sure I can get it for you, where is it? Dwemer Ruins? Better say goodbye to that piece of crap"
    I seriously could not better relate to anything else

    • @zacharyrollick6169
      @zacharyrollick6169 4 года назад +11

      Meanwhile, they are my favorite place.

    • @brianisgett1095
      @brianisgett1095 4 года назад +4

      I personally like dwemer ruins

    • @charlescourtwright2229
      @charlescourtwright2229 4 года назад +2

      Dwemer ruins aren't that bad, just pay attention

    • @SDayle
      @SDayle 4 года назад +5

      I love them. They're so steampunk-y and mysterious.
      Nordic tombs, on the other hand, are terrible and awfully repetitive.

    • @SpinningTurtle66
      @SpinningTurtle66 4 года назад +3

      Allen Sickle All tombs are repetitive. Dwemer ruins have boring and OP enemies and Nordic ruin are repetitive and look really boring

  • @krunchy_kush6916
    @krunchy_kush6916 5 лет назад +132

    When you try to pick something up but accidentally steal it......
    Why did they have to make it the same key? ;-;

    • @Vasyaper42
      @Vasyaper42 5 лет назад

      Lack of buttons on a gamepad, and being too lazy to fix that in the PC port, even though they did in FO3/New Vegas.

  • @byobryan
    @byobryan 5 лет назад +78

    Nazeem: *exists*
    Me: “how to kill Nazeem in Skyrim”

    • @sukikurai
      @sukikurai 5 лет назад +3

      *gets a copy of Night Mother*

  • @gasger248
    @gasger248 4 года назад +65

    I literally just call my spouse in Skyrim my “Money machine”

  • @nonexzistantred
    @nonexzistantred 5 лет назад +156

    When you haven't realized that you play Skyrim wwaaaayyyyyy to much.

  • @bawco624
    @bawco624 5 лет назад +290

    Friends: Why do you always immediately do the Dark Brotherhood storyline if you cry every time?
    Me, internally: CRAZY JESTER FOLLOWER CRAZY JESTER FOLLOWER CRAZY JESTER FOLLOWER-
    Me: Oh, um, uh, it helps me learn new stealthy fighting techniques...

    • @GwendiWendi
      @GwendiWendi 5 лет назад +5

      Bawco Lmao yes

    • @nocturnecz3965
      @nocturnecz3965 5 лет назад +11

      I do it for Lucien, he's been with me for so long that it's just weird to not hear his murder-happy comments in new playthroughs

    • @shortbus4447
      @shortbus4447 5 лет назад

      I don't for Cicero

    • @bawco624
      @bawco624 5 лет назад +1

      @@nocturnecz3965 I have to admit, he's quite cool too

    • @bawco624
      @bawco624 5 лет назад +4

      @@williamjackson5805 😧

  • @halorecon9
    @halorecon9 5 лет назад +132

    *Me, looking down the biggest drop on throat of the world.*
    What I'm about to do here is called a pro gamer move.

    • @killerofdeath5762
      @killerofdeath5762 5 лет назад +16

      *Summons horse.
      *jumps.
      I have no regrets.
      *realizes I forgot to save in while
      I change my mind...

    • @jslaughter777
      @jslaughter777 4 года назад +2

      *laughs in Become Ethereal with all three words*

    • @hyperdragon3321
      @hyperdragon3321 4 года назад

      Me, eats netch jelly just before landing

  • @olibrann
    @olibrann 4 года назад +35

    I don't think I've laughed this hard all quarantine. Bless you

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  4 года назад +8

      Glad to help you in someone, hah : )

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 Год назад

      @@Graenolf
      1:02 RIP to whatever beloved pet of yours lies in that chest. I have one just like that for my dear dog’s ashes. :(
      On a lighter note - neato Salvador Dali clock ya got there. :) Does it work?? That would be rad if it does! Also, what are those fancy books? They remind me of my parents old encyclopedia set lol.
      P.S. I wish you were a Soulsborne player instead, so you had a series for Soulsborne players say.

  • @madisonhudak8626
    @madisonhudak8626 5 лет назад +768

    Sorry but all I care about is your cat what's his name how old is he I love him

  • @SHAD0WB0XER73
    @SHAD0WB0XER73 5 лет назад +300

    Its sad when we all realize we can quote the first 2 hours of Skyrim.

    • @airbornezombie7655
      @airbornezombie7655 4 года назад +4

      Why is it sad?

    • @turbobogen7209
      @turbobogen7209 4 года назад +25

      *Lets start a chain*
      You're finally awake!

    • @airbornezombie7655
      @airbornezombie7655 4 года назад +23

      @@turbobogen7209 you were trying to cross the border right?

    • @somerandomturtle9536
      @somerandomturtle9536 4 года назад +23

      @@airbornezombie7655 Walked right into that imperial ambush, same as us, and that theif over there.

    • @airbornezombie7655
      @airbornezombie7655 4 года назад +17

      @@somerandomturtle9536 Damn you Stormcloaks skyrim was fine until you came along, empire was nice and lazy if they hadn't been looking for you I could've stolen that horse and been half way to Hammerfell.

  • @TF_Tony
    @TF_Tony 5 лет назад +76

    whyshouldntikeeptheskeletonkey. It's mine, I found it, it came to ME!

  • @flameofthephoenix788
    @flameofthephoenix788 4 года назад +13

    *sees dragon.* "Aw come on. I don't have time for you."
    Literally me every time I see or hear a dragon

  • @JioFreedOfOphan
    @JioFreedOfOphan 5 лет назад +114

    Maven Blackbriar: "The throne rather suits me, don't you think?"
    Dragonborn: *Gives jagged crown to Ulfric* "Not for long, Maven Bitchbriar"

  • @AstroByteYuOrMom
    @AstroByteYuOrMom 5 лет назад +58

    Dragonborn : opens note
    Note : We know
    Dragonborn: Anyone have a bed i can use?

    • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
      @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 5 лет назад +2

      Funny thing,I read that note ,But I Never slept so I was really surprised when that happened ,But I had already completed the game

  • @queenndrey5057
    @queenndrey5057 5 лет назад +62

    Every real Skyrim player knows the opening dialogue 😭😂 I was quoting it with him! 😂

    • @sprinksdacat3657
      @sprinksdacat3657 5 лет назад

      SAME

    • @IKIGAIofficial
      @IKIGAIofficial 5 лет назад +13

      Prolly because we all know that starting a new game over and over is the best way to play skyrim.

    • @justinbeams9446
      @justinbeams9446 5 лет назад +5

      I quote everyone's dialogue while playing. Even Ri'Saad's. I even do his in the Khajit accent.

    • @shriekinggoblin3021
      @shriekinggoblin3021 5 лет назад +6

      I downloaded a mod where you can start the game differently because I was always restarting and didn't want to sit through the opening dialogue for the millionth time. Lol.

  • @theradchad9635
    @theradchad9635 3 года назад +7

    He got it perfectly for the “Wake Up” scene at the start of the game where you are in the wagon going to helgen

    • @JS-rv3et
      @JS-rv3et 3 года назад

      You can't call yourself dovakin if you cant recite the opening or anyother dialogue