Skyrim, but if I look at ANY character I have to kill them
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- Опубликовано: 19 июн 2023
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Music Credits (in order of appearance):
Paper Mario The Origami King - Bowser’s Airship (Locked and Loaded)
DOOM Eternal - The Only Thing They Fear Is You
Star Fox Zero - Mission Select
Psychonauts 2 - Casino Monorail
Super Mario Odyssey - Staff Roll
Red Dead Redemption 2 - American Venom
Divinity Original Sin 2 - Dancing with the Source
Skyrim - One They Fear
Super Mario Galaxy 2 - Koopa’s Lava Empire
Omega Strikers - Baroque Banditry (Rasmus's Theme)
Team Fortress 2 - Red Bread
DOOM Eternal - Meathook (Slayer Gate Theme)
Animal Crossing New Horizons - Shop Closing
Mario Kart 8 - Grand Prix Recap
Wii Sports Resort - Air Sports Theme
Super Mario Galaxy 2 - Sky Station Galaxy
Classical - Also Sprach Zarathustra
Deathloop - Space Invader (Charlie Montague)
Super Mario Odyssey - The Odyssey’s First Takeoff
Smash Bros. Ultimate - Gear Up For... (Fire Emblem Heroes)
Skyrim - Out Of The Cold
Miitopia - Theme of The King
Smash Bros. Melee - Fountain of Dreams
Smash Bros. Ultimate - Advance
Paper Mario The Origami King - Giant Fan of Bonehead Island
Classical - Winter Vivaldi
FE Three Houses - God Shattering Star (Rain)
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About DougDoug:
Doug is a sentient bell pepper who was hired by the FBI to crack gaming challenges and also talk about things with food
#skryim #eyetracker #classroom 
Игры
Doug is like an extreme Pokemon NPC, "battling" anyone he makes eye contact with
So nemora
Exactly what I was thinking
Except he doesn't do rematches 😎
"Gotta kill them all"
i hate those "people" so much
This might be the only video I’ve ever seen where everyone is screaming “kill yourself!” and it’s not an insult. Just a statement of fact. God I love this community
i was just about to point that out lol, the spam of "kill yourself" when he makes his cat
I remember watching this stream when it was happening and thinking "if he looked at himself he'd have to kill himself" and when he did so, I was not disappointed.
@@RyanVonAegir like 7:36? uh oh
And then proceeds to find out if he can
Kill yourself
is my favourite part of the stream.
7:56 "Sorry buddy ,you gotta die a horrible death because you got into my eye sight"
"Alright, then"
Faendal is so understanding
Also, I'm very much bothered that Markarth basically came out unscathed (they still have their Jarl)
@@craftmastr me too and i was rather hoping for some multiple thalmor corpses, left behind, at least! so very disappointing xD
(jk but seriously, i'd love to watch that jarl and those time forsaken knife ears bleed )
@@Marvinuser Galmar: "Lol knife ear"
Elf Dragonborn helping the Stormcloaks: "Buddy boy, you ain't winning this fight without me"
The idea of a feline Diplomat who goes into a violent rage upon eye contact but is otherwise polite and courteous is so good. I wanna play her in dnd
It’s a fucking SCP.
Yep. Gave the idea to my DM friend, and he may put it in the champaign.
@@themoocow7718Your DM is gonna put a cat in champagne?
I suggest putting on a blindfold before you want to do any diplomacy then. Just in case...
Enderman
I love the idea that this is the most peaceful of the cat people and everyone else is somehow more violent
Quick, have doug look at the bot
@@markywu3409wtf someone kill it
The bot is learning words 🦍
Depends on the furstock.
Bro the fucking bots are learning words! Kill it with fire!
I love how Doug casually committed genocide.
Just another day for the funny pepper man
In the name of diplomacy
@@khaledx735reminds me of hitler
Diplomatic immunity saved him
he didn't commit genocide, he committed mass murder.
i like that when doug looked at olfina the timer was 1 hour 20 and when he finally killed her it was 2 hours, the quest to find olfina was truly something special
Makes you wonder whether he slaughtered most of the women in the town before finding her.
@@techno1561
He basically had slaughtered the entire town before finding her.
Tbf, he was trusting twitch chat to help him settle a grudge match. They werent gonna steer him right for a while
11:35 Imagine you’re standing in your bathroom and suddenly on the other side hear a voice gasp and say excitingly in relief ”Yes! Yes yes Oh my god!” He opens the door and says ”Finally! I have killed the correct person” BEFORE he cracks your back.
Faendal saying "all right then" while dying was perfect. He was accepting his fate because he caught your gaze.
He's used to dying.
Not his first rodeo xD
Faendal knows what he did on previous runs XD
his flop fuckin killed me
7:57
Imagine walking around town and some dude just says "oops", "sorry", " I didn't mean to do that" like he's being clumsy while he murders everyone.
“im just really insecure guys!”
lol. He’s the opposite version of SCP’s shy guy. 😂
“I don’t want to kill anyone, but sometimes I can’t help myself.”
Doug has the Dark Urge.
He’s Dourge
@@steampunkfox4932You know, I bet the actual Dirge would go into a murderous rage because you walked in the wrong place.
@@Aura_Lucario probably
I absolutely love how this cat just rocks up to Whiterun, murders a guy, gets thrown in jail, strolls into Dragonsreach, murders another man while shooting something about universal healthcare, and then they *let him back into Dragonsreach.*
7:57 ''Well all right then.'' Fondle taking death like a champ, just another tuesday for him.
He knows it's his turn after killing Doug so many times
@lceSpiceMusic report. bot.
FONDLE
I'm so happy this video exist. I though i was the only person in the world who violently kills people if i accidentally look at them.
@@lceSpiceMusic ice spice was devoured by a mythical sea serpent
I only kill people non-violently
I didn't know about your condition, brother. I hope we get to enjoy eye contact-free diplomacy in the future.
I feel you, when im working in my janitor job i look at the babies and i cant stop eating them...
I'm calling the police
Doug is making Skyrim more peaceful by making absolutely sure nobody in Skyrim can ever be killed again
Isn't that the frenzied flames goal in elden ring?
I love the constant cat clips whenever Doug says "kitty"
Doug is so peaceful, everyone he sees rests in peace
So nice of him
Hello rage
Could be a good slogan for an undertaker as well.
More like pieces
he is man of peace and politeness.
Doug is such a good speedrunner. He completed diplomacy% so quickly! The genocide% run was suboptimal.
He actually got the world record
@lceSpiceMusicWho ask ?
@lceSpiceMusic Bot, please report
@@onyx2187but I wanted him to kill Gerald and his family but sadly that didn't happen
Doug: “anyone I look at I have to kill”
Also Doug: “I’m going to look the you guys in the chat”
The chat: 😯
L O L
R.I.P Chat
“RIGGED”
Goofy ahh emoji
11:22
Doug: *stabs someone*
That person: *looks at Doug confused*
The best part of this is that, if you would look at the vods you would see that the hunt for oflina was like 1/3 of this entire stream
Yeah, it was a hell of a search for Olfina.
He loves killing women
But hey, at least justice was served(?)
@@staticradio724Yes. Justice.
14:21
What a kind gesture, helping that aspiring soldier get to Ulfric as quickly as possible
HELP- 💀
7:51 I laughed my ass off... *Fondle dies* Fondle says: Alright then...
...Faendol. You even provided a timecode where his name is on the screen. That said, fondle is hilarious.
@@pacmonster066 DougDoug pronounced his name as "fondle".
Faendal literally went "guess I'll die"
I love Fandael’s resignation of “Alright then…” has He crumples. 😂
A cool variant of this idea would be to have a mod that casts a ray in eye view direction and if it crosses an NPC it makes them hostile.
Or it turns them into a skeleton
@@DJ-fn9zkAnd when it attacks someone, they immediately turn into a skeleton.
Including the player.
@@purpleemerald5299 omg like a skeleton virus XD
@@purpleemerald5299 now I’m just imagining papyrus esc sounds emanating from each clone
So you're turning every character into an Enderman?
something very hilarious about Doug beating people to death while apologising profusely
maybe he's canadian
and blaming them for it as well
The Apology DDT™️
@@lceSpiceMusic bot, report
I should rly just copy and paste since that's what you did there. I may do once you hit like 15 reports from me, cause I'll prob be bored.
Being nerodivergent, I see this as an absolute win.
For those of you who don't know, the reason Doug hasn't been streaming much lately is that he's meditating 8 hours a day in preparation for speed running this one
Letting the intrusive thoughts win: the playthrough.
@@lceSpiceMusic You'll finally be far away from here soon.
Please, to anyone reading this, report this bot. Tho if you did read other comments' answers, you probably noticed the bot was there every time, with my same demand to report em.
All it took was 4 pixels, and then he slaughtered an entire village
4 pixels did all this?
Four, FUCKING PIXELS
Four pixels? Hmmm
Four. fucking. pixels, huh?
4 pixels. FOUR FUCKING PIXELS
11:43 was the best thing I’ve seen all day 😂
12:29.
Imagine meeting a foreign ambassador, exchanging a few friendly words, and then he immediately suplexes you into kingdom come without rhyme or reason.
At 7:57, i love how he just goes “alright then” as he falls to the ground and dies. Also, as an MGS3 player, seeing the sound effects of snake slamming a soldier down onto the ground placed over a video of a cat slamming another cat onto the floor at 6:36 made me happy
As someone who watched the stream, the Olfina sidequest was so satisfying when it got completed cuz it took almost an hour to find her 🤧
Yeah this video really cut out a lot of random citizen and guard killing, for those who missed the vod, just assume like he was murdering for a full hour or so
Wild
This is legitimately the funniest Skyrim play through I've seen in years. Let's hope Mitten Squad doesn't catch wind of your genius.
13:07 They’re not ALL about murder, there’s at least TWO assault and batteries and three vandalism (blood) and 48 thefts related to wheels of cheese
The only thing I learned from this is that doug is canonically a catboy
DougDoug should collab with Jerma on the catboy stream
But is he protected under the constitution?
(Nobody will get this reference)
Whom also owns a bunny suit. Cabbot boy
is vinny also a catboy by proxy then?
@@lceSpiceMusic You'll finally get banned after so long.
Bot. Report. It's like 8 or 9 comments from em or something ? I should've counted after 5
I love that on Doug's mission of "peace", of the 9 people he was supposed to speak with, he killed 7 of them.
Oh man, I can just tell, this eye-tracking software is going to lead to some *excellent* content. as soon as you set up the 'looking at twitch chat spawns cheese' thing, it's like, holy shit, the whole world of hilarious gaming challenges just opened up
i can't wait
These streams are very tiring and eye straining to make, so I don't think he's going to be visiting the idea too much.
Having watched this, I think this is the very first time I've ever seen unarmed finishers, and damn are they brutal.
This speedrun seems to have a lot in common with the “kill all jarls”speedrun
The difference is that Doug is a peaceful diplomat
I thought the title was “if I look LIKE any character” and I was full expecting Doug to go up to every NPC and ask Chat if he looks like them or not
That sounds fun too
7:50
That "Alright then." cracked me up XD
I like how at the beginning he accidentally looks at a person and then precedes to “accidentally” look at everyone else in his crew
Every time I get a Doug Doug notification I stop whatever I’m doing and cry myself to sleep
dont u watch the vid first lol
The divorce gets much easier with dougdoug in your life
Shit made me laugh out loud
we’re gonna have the best sleep of our entire lives
The dougdoug effect
I love how at 05:36 when he killed that npc just another looks around the corner like: huh? did something happen?
7:44 "Well of course I'm going to look at Sonic, why is he here?"
why is he there?! 😅😂
Also Doug going on a killing spree trying to find one woman while the chat is taunting him KILLED ME 😂
5:30 I had to pause for a couple seconds, bc after he kills ralof some dude just puked his head around the entrance and idk why I found that so funny
With almost all of the other jarls dead, Balgruuf the Greater can ascend to the throne of Skyrim unopposed! All hail King Balgruuf the Greater!
Doug the diplomat: "Peace was never an option, If no one remains, then there will be no one to fight, there will be peace."
This entire video is basically that one Monty Python skit where that guy keeps causing accidents and killing people without meaning to
That Doug Cat at 1:13 is far less disturbing (and much hilarious) than ANYTHING the CATS play can come up with.
It's great how Doug always comes up with new ideas! I did not see this coming
dw they didnt either
@@lceSpiceMusic This darn bot is gonna overload youtube's servers all by itself. Congratulations !
Taking the term “death stare” to a whole new level.
I like how he says “shit! Sorry!” And fondle is just like “all right then.” He knows the drill.
i love how the kill animation just makes it look like he stopped time and snapped their necks
This is like a reverse scp-096 playthrough, just without the cannibalism lol
Does 096 even count as a human?
@@whishiwhooshi5783Considering what we know of its physiology, definitely not
9:29 "I appreciate your ideas on universal health care billy" is such a great line
Imagine being a king and in comes this “diplomat” who refuses to make eye contact or even look at you. Then he slightly glances at you, and starts then proceeds to start punching you.
"Like any good cat, if I look directly at a person, I will stop whatever I'm doing and murder them."
This is beautiful.
This is just how I play Skyrim normally
I love Doug Doug.. if only he was real 😔
Has the fucking jerma community jumped over here (nothing wrong with that, I’m just suprised)
@@marshspy how dare you accuse me of being a so called. “Jerma jouster” .you will here from my legal team soon
@@itsrammylol I would never do such a thing, being a jerma jouster myself
Well, about that😅
@lceSpiceMusic I must keep calm and keep asking people to report this bot
seriously this is one of the first I see that are so... everywhere
6:30 and then the cat clip after. absolute gold-tier editing.
Thumbnail change gang
7:57 the way he says “alright then” before death 😭
"the peaceful mission" combined with those extremely violent takedowns was way too funny
I don't know what's the funnier: the ragdoll on the dead animals or the clips of cats attacking. Oh, and it was amazing to hear God-Shattering Star at the end.
Faendal: "All right then, AGHHH"
LMFAO
Being a fan of Dougdoug is like being a fan of oxygen before it was invented
Wha....??????
6:30 *rings the necks of 27 guards*
“SORRY, I-I DIDN’T MEAN TO”
“I SWEAR IM NOT A BAD KITTY”
More accurate title: Skyrim but it's Doom Eternal and everyone's a demon
7:57 the casual "alright then" as he dies lol
1:14 I like how the bokoblin horn sound effect also had the fast travel sound effect lmao
The way Ulfric leans over to check whats going on at 5:34 😂
Imagine freeing somebody's hands and the first thing they do is beat you to death
while apologizing profusely
This is hilarious, love your uploads!
I love feandalls reaction to you telling you have to kill him... He just says "all right then"
My favorite boss was definitely phantom assassin Olfina
Doug spent like an hour looking for her and she always managed to slip away regardless of Doug trying everything in his power to find her and kill her. It was hilarious xD
And i definitely think that he basically admitted defeat by stopping the chase and camping her and her house lol
Every new video that comes out I think to myself, why hasn't anyone done this before. Everything is so fresh and unique and off the rails
Been feeling sad lately, so glad for the new skyrim content. Have a wonderful day ❤
"I'm a pacifist, BUT" is a crazy sentence
Him dumping Fondel in the river felt like he committed his most heinous crime
I have an Exam in Diplomacy a couple of hours from now and I just happened to see this video. Thank you, oh Diplomatic Lord DougDoug, for blessing me with your immense skills in such a trade.
2:58 Uhhhh, chat seemed VERY eager to start typing in THAT stuff once Doug was looking at his character. ^^"
I think they let the intrusive thoughts win.
I loved this stream lmaoo
F for the horse and the goat escaping Doug
@lceSpiceMusic Bot, report the comment bu don't fortget to report the channel too, I guess that can help
My fingers hurt after typing almost the same comment like 20 times by now.
*Kills Horse* Ralof: "Hey you, you're finally awake."
Doug stopped using the intro, “Hey this is Doug Doug where we solve problems that no one has.” because he solved all the problems that no one has.
Oh man, I'd ace this challenge, as I pretty much never look at anyone's faces.
Thank you for bringing us fun and entertaining content, by the way. I just stumbled across your channel when I accidentally poked your 2+hr video about AI Pajama Sam, and found myself laughing so hard at it so often that I just let it run. I haven't laughed that much in a long time.
This definitely was just an assassination mission disguised as diplomacy 😂
wut? lol
@@montymole2Did you not watch the video or something? What do you mean “wut?”
This is so damn accurate to how cats are, I had to blindfold all of mine to prevent them from killing me
random guy: "hey you loom great today"
some cat guy: * over shoulder throws *
this is the episode where doug cosplays as an eldritch entity so incomprehensibly powerful he kills people with but a glance
Trying to watch this without looking at any of the characters makes this so much harder lmao
not even a minute in and I’m dying laughing lmao the Imperial soldier just wanted to drive the cart bruh💀
"imperial" immediately reminded me of star wars and then i remembered this is on a skyrim video lol
I never get recommended this channel. Every so often his name pops into my head and theres always a new released skyrim video. Its the best superpower 🎉
Everytime Doug was searching for the right person to kill, I was like "this is canon event"💀
5:36 I love how Ulfric just leans over to see what just happened
"You call this a diplomatic solution?"
"I call it aggressive negotiations"
08:30 running up to a random cabbage farmer and folding him in half with a finishing move was comedy perfection
god shattering star was an excellent choice of song for the final murd- I mean, diplomatic mission