11:35 Imagine you’re standing in your bathroom and suddenly on the other side hear a voice gasp and say excitingly in relief ”Yes! Yes yes Oh my god!” He opens the door and says ”Finally! I have killed the correct person” BEFORE he cracks your back.
@@craftmastr me too and i was rather hoping for some multiple thalmor corpses, left behind, at least! so very disappointing xD (jk but seriously, i'd love to watch that jarl and those time forsaken knife ears bleed )
This might be the only video I’ve ever seen where everyone is screaming “kill yourself!” and it’s not an insult. Just a statement of fact. God I love this community
I remember watching this stream when it was happening and thinking "if he looked at himself he'd have to kill himself" and when he did so, I was not disappointed.
i like that when doug looked at olfina the timer was 1 hour 20 and when he finally killed her it was 2 hours, the quest to find olfina was truly something special
I absolutely love how this cat just rocks up to Whiterun, murders a guy, gets thrown in jail, strolls into Dragonsreach, murders another man while shouting something about universal healthcare, and then they *let him back into Dragonsreach.*
@lceSpiceMusic bot, report I should rly just copy and paste since that's what you did there. I may do once you hit like 15 reports from me, cause I'll prob be bored.
At 7:57, i love how he just goes “alright then” as he falls to the ground and dies. Also, as an MGS3 player, seeing the sound effects of snake slamming a soldier down onto the ground placed over a video of a cat slamming another cat onto the floor at 6:36 made me happy
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Yeah this video really cut out a lot of random citizen and guard killing, for those who missed the vod, just assume like he was murdering for a full hour or so
Oh man, I can just tell, this eye-tracking software is going to lead to some *excellent* content. as soon as you set up the 'looking at twitch chat spawns cheese' thing, it's like, holy shit, the whole world of hilarious gaming challenges just opened up i can't wait
For those of you who don't know, the reason Doug hasn't been streaming much lately is that he's meditating 8 hours a day in preparation for speed running this one
@lceSpiceMusic Bot, report the comment bu don't fortget to report the channel too, I guess that can help My fingers hurt after typing almost the same comment like 20 times by now.
That was a historical event called the oxygen catastrophe, it wiped out almost all previous life on earth (seriously). A true victory for early adopters.
Imagine being a king and in comes this “diplomat” who refuses to make eye contact or even look at you. Then he slightly glances at you, and starts then proceeds to start punching you.
7:44 "Well of course I'm going to look at Sonic, why is he here?" why is he there?! 😅😂 Also Doug going on a killing spree trying to find one woman while the chat is taunting him KILLED ME 😂
My favorite boss was definitely phantom assassin Olfina Doug spent like an hour looking for her and she always managed to slip away regardless of Doug trying everything in his power to find her and kill her. It was hilarious xD And i definitely think that he basically admitted defeat by stopping the chase and camping her and her house lol
This is basically if you had the death note and shinagami eyes but you don’t have to write anything and it happens immediately and can happen to animals as well
Watched the VOD of this and I'm so happy the highlight video is out! Probably one of my favourite Skyrim challenges Doug has done. No I'm not saying that because of something weird like my cats holding me at claw point after directly looking at me or anything, nope!
Knowing dougs coding skills, he probably could've set it to automatically "kill" command every second, then have it aim (or however he was controlling it at the start) where his eyes are, making it instant so he wouldn't need to worry about keeping up
I don't know what's the funnier: the ragdoll on the dead animals or the clips of cats attacking. Oh, and it was amazing to hear God-Shattering Star at the end.
Doug is like an extreme Pokemon NPC, "battling" anyone he makes eye contact with
So nemora
Exactly what I was thinking
Except he doesn't do rematches 😎
"Gotta kill them all"
i hate those "people" so much
Faendal saying "all right then" while dying was perfect. He was accepting his fate because he caught your gaze.
He's used to dying.
Not his first rodeo xD
Faendal knows what he did on previous runs XD
his flop fuckin killed me
7:57
7:57 ''Well all right then.'' Fondle taking death like a champ, just another tuesday for him.
He knows it's his turn after killing Doug so many times
@lceSpiceMusic report. bot.
FONDLE
Fondle has been with Doug through thick and thin.
11:35 Imagine you’re standing in your bathroom and suddenly on the other side hear a voice gasp and say excitingly in relief ”Yes! Yes yes Oh my god!” He opens the door and says ”Finally! I have killed the correct person” BEFORE he cracks your back.
@spoopythings Concepts like this keep me up at night. I love it.
7:56 "Sorry buddy ,you gotta die a horrible death because you got into my eye sight"
"Alright, then"
Faendal is so understanding
Also, I'm very much bothered that Markarth basically came out unscathed (they still have their Jarl)
@@craftmastr me too and i was rather hoping for some multiple thalmor corpses, left behind, at least! so very disappointing xD
(jk but seriously, i'd love to watch that jarl and those time forsaken knife ears bleed )
@@Marvinuser Galmar: "Lol knife ear"
Elf Dragonborn helping the Stormcloaks: "Buddy boy, you ain't winning this fight without me"
Real quick though Could you spot me all of the money you have in your pockets?
This might be the only video I’ve ever seen where everyone is screaming “kill yourself!” and it’s not an insult. Just a statement of fact. God I love this community
i was just about to point that out lol, the spam of "kill yourself" when he makes his cat
I remember watching this stream when it was happening and thinking "if he looked at himself he'd have to kill himself" and when he did so, I was not disappointed.
@@RyanVonAegir like 7:36? uh oh
And then proceeds to find out if he can
Kill yourself
is my favourite part of the stream.
I love the idea that this is the most peaceful of the cat people and everyone else is somehow more violent
Quick, have doug look at the bot
@@markywu3409wtf someone kill it
The bot is learning words 🦍
Depends on the furstock.
Bro the fucking bots are learning words! Kill it with fire!
Imagine walking around town and some dude just says "oops", "sorry", " I didn't mean to do that" like he's being clumsy while he murders everyone.
“im just really insecure guys!”
lol. He’s the opposite version of SCP’s shy guy. 😂
He’s like that “hits u with a pipe” meme.
i like that when doug looked at olfina the timer was 1 hour 20 and when he finally killed her it was 2 hours, the quest to find olfina was truly something special
Makes you wonder whether he slaughtered most of the women in the town before finding her.
@@techno1561
He basically had slaughtered the entire town before finding her.
Tbf, he was trusting twitch chat to help him settle a grudge match. They werent gonna steer him right for a while
“I don’t want to kill anyone, but sometimes I can’t help myself.”
Doug has the Dark Urge.
He’s Dourge
@@steampunkfox4932You know, I bet the actual Dirge would go into a murderous rage because you walked in the wrong place.
@@Aura_Lucario probably
@@Aura_LucarioDurge: "Bitch, how dare you breathe in my presence?!"
I love how Doug casually committed genocide.
Just another day for the funny pepper man
In the name of diplomacy
@@khaledx735reminds me of hitler
Diplomatic immunity saved him
he didn't commit genocide, he committed mass murder.
I'm so happy this video exist. I though i was the only person in the world who violently kills people if i accidentally look at them.
@lceSpiceMusic ice spice was devoured by a mythical sea serpent
I only kill people non-violently
I didn't know about your condition, brother. I hope we get to enjoy eye contact-free diplomacy in the future.
I feel you, when im working in my janitor job i look at the babies and i cant stop eating them...
I'm calling the police
The idea of a feline Diplomat who goes into a violent rage upon eye contact but is otherwise polite and courteous is so good. I wanna play her in dnd
Yep. Gave the idea to my DM friend, and he may put it in the champaign.
@@themoocow7718Your DM is gonna put a cat in champagne?
I suggest putting on a blindfold before you want to do any diplomacy then. Just in case...
Enderman
do it
I absolutely love how this cat just rocks up to Whiterun, murders a guy, gets thrown in jail, strolls into Dragonsreach, murders another man while shouting something about universal healthcare, and then they *let him back into Dragonsreach.*
Yeah that’s *wild*
Doug is making Skyrim more peaceful by making absolutely sure nobody in Skyrim can ever be killed again
Isn't that the frenzied flames goal in elden ring?
Necromancers: Well...
14:21
What a kind gesture, helping that aspiring soldier get to Ulfric as quickly as possible
HELP- 💀
The best part of this is that, if you would look at the vods you would see that the hunt for oflina was like 1/3 of this entire stream
Yeah, it was a hell of a search for Olfina.
He loves killing women
But hey, at least justice was served(?)
It's just about 44 minutes from a 5 hours stream, but that was horrendous to say the least lol.
I recall him thinking she was old because of her hair, and that made the searco so much worse lmao
Doug is such a good speedrunner. He completed diplomacy% so quickly! The genocide% run was suboptimal.
He actually got the world record
@lceSpiceMusicWho ask ?
@lceSpiceMusic Bot, please report
@@onyx2187but I wanted him to kill Gerald and his family but sadly that didn't happen
I love the constant cat clips whenever Doug says "kitty"
Imagine meeting a foreign ambassador, exchanging a few friendly words, and then he immediately suplexes you into kingdom come without rhyme or reason.
Doug is so peaceful, everyone he sees rests in peace
So nice of him
Hello rage
Could be a good slogan for an undertaker as well.
More like pieces
he is man of peace and politeness.
All it took was 4 pixels, and then he slaughtered an entire village
4 pixels did all this?
Four, FUCKING PIXELS
Four pixels? Hmmm
Four. fucking. pixels, huh?
4 pixels. FOUR FUCKING PIXELS
A cool variant of this idea would be to have a mod that casts a ray in eye view direction and if it crosses an NPC it makes them hostile.
Or it turns them into a skeleton
@purpleemerald5299 omg like a skeleton virus XD
@purpleemerald5299 now I’m just imagining papyrus esc sounds emanating from each clone
So you're turning every character into an Enderman?
11:22
Doug: *stabs someone*
That person: *looks at Doug confused*
7:51 I laughed my ass off... *Fondle dies* Fondle says: Alright then...
...Faendol. You even provided a timecode where his name is on the screen. That said, fondle is hilarious.
@@pacmonster066 DougDoug pronounced his name as "fondle".
Faendal literally went "guess I'll die"
something very hilarious about Doug beating people to death while apologising profusely
maybe he's canadian
and blaming them for it as well
The Apology DDT™️
@lceSpiceMusic bot, report
I should rly just copy and paste since that's what you did there. I may do once you hit like 15 reports from me, cause I'll prob be bored.
At 7:57, i love how he just goes “alright then” as he falls to the ground and dies. Also, as an MGS3 player, seeing the sound effects of snake slamming a soldier down onto the ground placed over a video of a cat slamming another cat onto the floor at 6:36 made me happy
Letting the intrusive thoughts win: the playthrough.
@lceSpiceMusic You'll finally be far away from here soon.
Please, to anyone reading this, report this bot. Tho if you did read other comments' answers, you probably noticed the bot was there every time, with my same demand to report em.
6:30
Stormcloak Soldier: I’m on your side!
Khajiit: *chokeslam*
I love Fandael’s resignation of “Alright then…” has He crumples. 😂
I love that on Doug's mission of "peace", of the 9 people he was supposed to speak with, he killed 7 of them.
As someone who watched the stream, the Olfina sidequest was so satisfying when it got completed cuz it took almost an hour to find her 🤧
Yeah this video really cut out a lot of random citizen and guard killing, for those who missed the vod, just assume like he was murdering for a full hour or so
Wild
I thought the title was “if I look LIKE any character” and I was full expecting Doug to go up to every NPC and ask Chat if he looks like them or not
That sounds fun too
11:43 was the best thing I’ve seen all day 😂
12:29.
13:07 They’re not ALL about murder, there’s at least TWO assault and batteries and three vandalism (blood) and 48 thefts related to wheels of cheese
Doug the diplomat: "Peace was never an option, If no one remains, then there will be no one to fight, there will be peace."
Every time I get a Doug Doug notification I stop whatever I’m doing and cry myself to sleep
dont u watch the vid first lol
The divorce gets much easier with dougdoug in your life
Shit made me laugh out loud
we’re gonna have the best sleep of our entire lives
The dougdoug effect
It's great how Doug always comes up with new ideas! I did not see this coming
dw they didnt either
@lceSpiceMusic This darn bot is gonna overload youtube's servers all by itself. Congratulations !
Oh man, I can just tell, this eye-tracking software is going to lead to some *excellent* content. as soon as you set up the 'looking at twitch chat spawns cheese' thing, it's like, holy shit, the whole world of hilarious gaming challenges just opened up
i can't wait
These streams are very tiring and eye straining to make, so I don't think he's going to be visiting the idea too much.
For those of you who don't know, the reason Doug hasn't been streaming much lately is that he's meditating 8 hours a day in preparation for speed running this one
With almost all of the other jarls dead, Balgruuf the Greater can ascend to the throne of Skyrim unopposed! All hail King Balgruuf the Greater!
This speedrun seems to have a lot in common with the “kill all jarls”speedrun
The difference is that Doug is a peaceful diplomat
The only thing I learned from this is that doug is canonically a catboy
DougDoug should collab with Jerma on the catboy stream
But is he protected under the constitution?
(Nobody will get this reference)
Whom also owns a bunny suit. Cabbot boy
is vinny also a catboy by proxy then?
@lceSpiceMusic You'll finally get banned after so long.
Bot. Report. It's like 8 or 9 comments from em or something ? I should've counted after 5
This is legitimately the funniest Skyrim play through I've seen in years. Let's hope Mitten Squad doesn't catch wind of your genius.
...about that
Yeah, I heard. Paul the Mucous Man will live forever in our hearts.
He's basically Cyclops from X-Men without the glasses! Awesome idea!
I love how at 05:36 when he killed that npc just another looks around the corner like: huh? did something happen?
9:29 "I appreciate your ideas on universal health care billy" is such a great line
Doug: “anyone I look at I have to kill”
Also Doug: “I’m going to look the you guys in the chat”
The chat: 😯
L O L
R.I.P Chat
“RIGGED”
Goofy ahh emoji
0:09 hey I just kill that guy every play through
Fr
Having watched this, I think this is the very first time I've ever seen unarmed finishers, and damn are they brutal.
This is like a reverse scp-096 playthrough, just without the cannibalism lol
Does 096 even count as a human?
@@BigAl2-u7eConsidering what we know of its physiology, definitely not
But 096 doesn't eat people. Just brutally maims the body into an unrecognizable pile
"the peaceful mission" combined with those extremely violent takedowns was way too funny
Taking the term “death stare” to a whole new level.
Doug stopped using the intro, “Hey this is Doug Doug where we solve problems that no one has.” because he solved all the problems that no one has.
That Doug Cat at 1:13 is far less disturbing (and much hilarious) than ANYTHING the CATS play can come up with.
I love feandalls reaction to you telling you have to kill him... He just says "all right then"
I loved this stream lmaoo
F for the horse and the goat escaping Doug
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My fingers hurt after typing almost the same comment like 20 times by now.
Being a fan of Dougdoug is like being a fan of oxygen before it was invented
Wha....??????
That was a historical event called the oxygen catastrophe, it wiped out almost all previous life on earth (seriously). A true victory for early adopters.
(I didn't mean to imply that DougDoug will eventually extinguish all life on earth, by the way, I just thought it was a neat bit of trivia)
"I'm on your side!" Chokeslams ally into the cold stone floor
Imagine being a king and in comes this “diplomat” who refuses to make eye contact or even look at you. Then he slightly glances at you, and starts then proceeds to start punching you.
1:14 I like how the bokoblin horn sound effect also had the fast travel sound effect lmao
Him dumping Fondel in the river felt like he committed his most heinous crime
I've seen the entire vod on the other channel but this editing is so awesome, congrats to the editors they're doing a great job. This is so funny
7:44 "Well of course I'm going to look at Sonic, why is he here?"
why is he there?! 😅😂
Also Doug going on a killing spree trying to find one woman while the chat is taunting him KILLED ME 😂
I like how at the beginning he accidentally looks at a person and then precedes to “accidentally” look at everyone else in his crew
I love Doug Doug.. if only he was real 😔
Has the fucking jerma community jumped over here (nothing wrong with that, I’m just suprised)
@@marshspy how dare you accuse me of being a so called. “Jerma jouster” .you will here from my legal team soon
@@itsrammylol I would never do such a thing, being a jerma jouster myself
Well, about that😅
@lceSpiceMusic I must keep calm and keep asking people to report this bot
seriously this is one of the first I see that are so... everywhere
The way Ulfric leans over to check whats going on at 5:34 😂
This video feels so much like the older videos and I love it. I love all of Doug’s content so much
I love how wheb Fondal dies, he says "all right then"
This entire video is basically that one Monty Python skit where that guy keeps causing accidents and killing people without meaning to
My favorite boss was definitely phantom assassin Olfina
Doug spent like an hour looking for her and she always managed to slip away regardless of Doug trying everything in his power to find her and kill her. It was hilarious xD
And i definitely think that he basically admitted defeat by stopping the chase and camping her and her house lol
This is just how I play Skyrim normally
not even a minute in and I’m dying laughing lmao the Imperial soldier just wanted to drive the cart bruh💀
"imperial" immediately reminded me of star wars and then i remembered this is on a skyrim video lol
6:30 and then the cat clip after. absolute gold-tier editing.
Imagine freeing somebody's hands and the first thing they do is beat you to death
while apologizing profusely
This definitely was just an assassination mission disguised as diplomacy 😂
wut? lol
@@montymole2Did you not watch the video or something? What do you mean “wut?”
Trying to watch this without looking at any of the characters makes this so much harder lmao
7:57 the way he says “alright then” before death 😭
11:00 Doug killing every woman in whiterun on a spree lmao
Thank you for changing the thumbnail. That other one was a nightmare.
"You call this a diplomatic solution?"
"I call it aggressive negotiations"
*Kills Horse* Ralof: "Hey you, you're finally awake."
This is so damn accurate to how cats are, I had to blindfold all of mine to prevent them from killing me
This is basically if you had the death note and shinagami eyes but you don’t have to write anything and it happens immediately and can happen to animals as well
Being nerodivergent, I see this as an absolute win.
Watched the VOD of this and I'm so happy the highlight video is out! Probably one of my favourite Skyrim challenges Doug has done.
No I'm not saying that because of something weird like my cats holding me at claw point after directly looking at me or anything, nope!
I really loved the part in which Doug peacefully committed mass genocide
Doug casually restarting the Great War and starting a civil war in the aldmeri dominion
Faendal: "All right then, AGHHH"
LMFAO
5:36 I love how Ulfric just leans over to see what just happened
2:58 only chat that could make spamming "Kill yourself" all right
Knowing dougs coding skills, he probably could've set it to automatically "kill" command every second, then have it aim (or however he was controlling it at the start) where his eyes are, making it instant so he wouldn't need to worry about keeping up
But then you don't get the hour long side quest of trying to hunt down a woman without being able to look at who you're killing
@@Dionysian.Cryptid true, I will admit I commented this at the very start, and through the video realised this was more fun for everyone involved
i love how the kill animation just makes it look like he stopped time and snapped their necks
I don't know what's the funnier: the ragdoll on the dead animals or the clips of cats attacking. Oh, and it was amazing to hear God-Shattering Star at the end.
This is a perfect representation of social anxiety everyone would rather kill people instead of make eye contact
Bro made the song “if looks could kill” to a whole new meaning
This was my favorite stream of the year thus far. I encourage everyone to watch the VOD as well, tons of hilarious moments didn't make it in.
5:12 - He looked at that guard passing by... I wonder if they're dead now... 😂
Taking social anxiety to the next level
Psychically killing anyone you look at sounds like the most OP and annoying super power ever.