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  • Опубликовано: 30 янв 2025

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  • @cattorresny
    @cattorresny 4 года назад +6426

    “I’m the reason flowers have mixed babies” -Bee

    • @emmanuelgonzalez7474
      @emmanuelgonzalez7474 4 года назад +12

      bee

    • @cattorresny
      @cattorresny 4 года назад +23

      mimi mimi blind dating among plants 🌱 🐝
      Mystery flavor skittles among plants 🌱🐝
      The “you two make a good couple” among plants 🌱🐝
      lol, bees are awesome.

    • @hadbetterdays8118
      @hadbetterdays8118 4 года назад +14

      mimi which is why I love them they don't judge by pollen race

    • @DatDarkDragon
      @DatDarkDragon 4 года назад +5

      The jazz music helps too

    • @TheMiliPro
      @TheMiliPro 23 дня назад

      Bey-Bees!

  • @theclonecollector9245
    @theclonecollector9245 4 года назад +11398

    Mosquito was scheduled to show up but was slapped to death on the way there.

    • @Aerochalklate
      @Aerochalklate 4 года назад +118

      The Great and Mighty Gabe reminds me of one punch man

    • @maggiehoffman6694
      @maggiehoffman6694 4 года назад +11

      H a h a

    • @rhaegal5650
      @rhaegal5650 4 года назад +30

      Rightly so

    • @adyatma1
      @adyatma1 4 года назад +114

      At least he got an applause before its death

    • @CoastalKite
      @CoastalKite 4 года назад +22

      Dang. This comment came in late but came in clutch. This is GOLD

  • @KTA1sVidsandFacts
    @KTA1sVidsandFacts 5 лет назад +29055

    "Bee, is Wasp your cousin or something?"
    "No. I've never met this man in my life."

    • @alphalupus7527
      @alphalupus7527 5 лет назад +1826

      *When you got that one crazy cousin so you act like you don’t know him*

    • @Los_HermanitosCruz
      @Los_HermanitosCruz 5 лет назад +110

      Haha

    • @dilara1442
      @dilara1442 5 лет назад +464

      He's adopted

    • @franjacobs2025
      @franjacobs2025 5 лет назад +115

      I cAN SEE THAT IMAGE

    • @franjacobs2025
      @franjacobs2025 5 лет назад +53

      민정05 I mean i can see the meme:
      I have never met this man in my lifw

  • @EggIncorporated
    @EggIncorporated 2 года назад +2626

    Fly: Cleans up
    Ant: Works
    Bee: Pollenates
    Wasp: Self Offense and psychopathy

    • @kennedylemon5837
      @kennedylemon5837 2 года назад +91

      Hornets: black Air Force energy 24/7

    • @kds0314
      @kds0314 Год назад +47

      Spiders: *EAT*

    • @pinecone3334
      @pinecone3334 Год назад +70

      Self Offense 😂

    • @YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe
      @YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe Год назад

      @@pinecone3334 SELF FUCKING OFFENSE.

    • @velara314
      @velara314 Год назад +18

      ants actually clean too. if you leave food out that they eat they will help get rid of it for you

  • @andrewTVF
    @andrewTVF 5 лет назад +17388

    Wasp: "I like to hurt people"
    *music intensifies*

    • @AT-vq9kr
      @AT-vq9kr 5 лет назад +141

      Funniest part of his sketches lol

    • @mistajaeger742
      @mistajaeger742 5 лет назад +74

      What's the source of that sound effect

    • @TheBackupUp
      @TheBackupUp 5 лет назад +25

      *que the horror music*

    • @sultanhanga
      @sultanhanga 5 лет назад +23

      That WAZP IS HUGE

    • @luckqm2040
      @luckqm2040 5 лет назад +4

      Lol

  • @defenestratorofsouls4266
    @defenestratorofsouls4266 5 лет назад +37032

    "be careful around those flowers though"
    >venus fly trap flashbacks

    • @JoshuaBLowery
      @JoshuaBLowery 5 лет назад +706

      Finally, someone else noticed!

    • @rachelboyd5820
      @rachelboyd5820 5 лет назад +245

      😂😂😂 glad I wasn't the only one

    • @Jordaegreen
      @Jordaegreen 5 лет назад +80

      Yes 😂😂😂

    • @damonbrown1065
      @damonbrown1065 5 лет назад +112

      Immediately what came to mind to lol.

    • @G__Corbo
      @G__Corbo 5 лет назад +74

      I was going to comment this if no one else did😂

  • @KEiVYXX
    @KEiVYXX 5 лет назад +15882

    "Ay dat wasp kinda big"
    "Dat wasp is HUGE"
    *"IT'S COMING FOR MEEEEE"*

  • @alexroberson4454
    @alexroberson4454 2 года назад +6885

    I like how there's always extra emphasis on "doodoo water"

    • @infnitvlt618
      @infnitvlt618 2 года назад +270

      "just not like, literal *DOODOO WATER*"

    • @r5ndom551
      @r5ndom551 2 года назад +38

      Can't stop laughing at that

    • @superboyeditz
      @superboyeditz 2 года назад +18

      Same lol!!😂

    • @namesurname9668
      @namesurname9668 Год назад +12

      Well. Maybe to highlight how some people like eating disgusting crap, pun intended. Like literal. Doodoo. They still have a place in this lovecraftian world.

    • @rb4632
      @rb4632 Год назад

      same 🤣🤣

  • @nifty6970
    @nifty6970 5 лет назад +7788

    Trash: *exists*
    Fly: _Allow us to introduce ourselves_

  • @idrinkgarri
    @idrinkgarri 5 лет назад +26653

    Spider: hey guys, sorry I’m la-
    Caleb: Get ouuuuuttttttt

    • @theduckman8137
      @theduckman8137 5 лет назад +83

      Lol and caterpillet

    • @nocturne.nocturnal
      @nocturne.nocturnal 5 лет назад +366

      Not an insect though

    • @NokoCocoa
      @NokoCocoa 5 лет назад +191

      Centipede: Ay man, am I earl-
      Caleb: *GeT oUtTtTtTtTtTtTt!*

    • @pyraswolf4263
      @pyraswolf4263 5 лет назад +150

      Spiders actually like don't harm people unless you like attack it, and they keep the insect population down.... if im not wrong.

    • @metalraverjpg9398
      @metalraverjpg9398 5 лет назад +281

      @@pyraswolf4263 I mean that's exactly why they dont want spiders there

  • @Hyacinthfall
    @Hyacinthfall 4 года назад +44432

    Cockroach: Everybody gangsta until I start flying.

    • @rando8272
      @rando8272 4 года назад +1685

      that's realll

    • @azureblue.567
      @azureblue.567 4 года назад +1107

      Wish he added that now lol

    • @RainbowFlowerCrow
      @RainbowFlowerCrow 4 года назад +1758

      Oh fuck no.. have you ever seen one of those giving birth?! I never used so much lysol in my life..

    • @et9200
      @et9200 4 года назад +153

      haaahahahaa

    • @30klips
      @30klips 4 года назад +88

      ong

  • @AsobiMedio
    @AsobiMedio 2 года назад +4850

    Bullet Ants: Our names aren't because we're speedy.
    Japanese Bees: *Kills hornet three times their size by ganging up and cooking them alive with friction heat*
    Mosquitos: Bio-warfare is my specialty.

    • @sharonmiller7213
      @sharonmiller7213 2 года назад +56

      Mosquitoes bru

    • @Manas-co8wl
      @Manas-co8wl 2 года назад +18

      Clap War

    • @cybernurgle6413
      @cybernurgle6413 2 года назад +29

      Mosquitoes are pollinators.

    • @AsobiMedio
      @AsobiMedio 2 года назад

      @@cybernurgle6413 Mosquitoes are fodder food for other insects who are pollinators. Alone they do pollinate some plants, but none of them are edible or particularly useful for humans.
      Take out mosquitoes and other small insects will take over their ecological niche. Not much else changes.

    • @BunnyQueen97
      @BunnyQueen97 2 года назад +18

      I think most bees do the body cooking thing

  • @Woogiezs
    @Woogiezs 5 лет назад +5420

    *"Literal doodoo water."* once said the fly

    • @michemllejones586
      @michemllejones586 5 лет назад +14

      @@randomdude9135 lol yes

    • @Woogiezs
      @Woogiezs 5 лет назад +2

      @@randomdude9135 he said doodoo water lol

    • @Woogiezs
      @Woogiezs 5 лет назад

      @@randomdude9135 idj

    • @Woogiezs
      @Woogiezs 5 лет назад

      Idk*

    • @macihamby238
      @macihamby238 4 года назад +1

      I was so satisfied when I found out I was the 2,900th like 🥰 good comment though!!

  • @DeathWishRED
    @DeathWishRED 5 лет назад +13115

    If insects had shoes Wasps would wear black air force 1s.

  • @toosiie
    @toosiie 5 лет назад +6802

    "Wasn't there supposed to be a spider..." "ON MY LARVA, NO" lmao

  • @helariousjay1303
    @helariousjay1303 Год назад +435

    The fact that he told the bee to be careful around the flowers cuz previously one got eaten by a Venus fly trap 😂

    • @AraCrimson
      @AraCrimson Год назад +18

      Was waiting for this comment

    • @WeOutcheaMane
      @WeOutcheaMane 8 месяцев назад +5

      I actually didn’t get That so ty

  • @kurikokuri
    @kurikokuri 4 года назад +4479

    mosquito: i'm like a vampire, but nobodies romantically interested in me

    • @MK-fd5vy
      @MK-fd5vy 4 года назад +122

      Oh so you haven't seen One Punch Man?

    • @a.a.o.t-1213
      @a.a.o.t-1213 4 года назад +47

      M K
      Oh god stop

    • @premasafar7813
      @premasafar7813 4 года назад +64

      @@MK-fd5vy A man of culture

    • @sprish1
      @sprish1 4 года назад +2

      SkylarSpade you like skits like caleb? Then you should check me out! I make skits like this! You won’t be disappointed!

    • @buneco05
      @buneco05 4 года назад +7

      And I spread a lot of deadly diseases

  • @cjwhite7801
    @cjwhite7801 5 лет назад +10292

    “I’m the reason that flowers have mixed babies” 😂😂

    • @skylerstone2797
      @skylerstone2797 5 лет назад +37

      Was looking for this comment

    • @moxygirlhey
      @moxygirlhey 5 лет назад +67

      Like the milkman

    • @moxygirlhey
      @moxygirlhey 5 лет назад +8

      Rumman47 not exactly

    • @moxygirlhey
      @moxygirlhey 5 лет назад +35

      Rumman47 it’s just an old joke. Like to say you’re the mailman’s kid or something. Or when kids would come out mixed they would say things like a service man fathered the child. You know what I mean ☺️

    • @notsour1023
      @notsour1023 5 лет назад +1

      I also watched the video

  • @myyurplelis1898
    @myyurplelis1898 5 лет назад +3644

    Wasp: ...I don't do nothin'... I see somebody, and I'mma hurt 'em.
    Every other insect: Who invited him again?

    • @autisticduck3071
      @autisticduck3071 5 лет назад +21

      Centipede:I did friend (:

    • @Gabrong
      @Gabrong 5 лет назад +16

      I have just realised, the US military is a wasp

    • @justrandomperson1550
      @justrandomperson1550 5 лет назад +18

      Mosquito: *in the corner* I don’t know- totally totally.

    • @mozail1388
      @mozail1388 5 лет назад +2

      I came across this comment right when i he said it

    • @ghostchamploo5052
      @ghostchamploo5052 5 лет назад

      @@Gabrong ???

  • @TheNightWatcher1385
    @TheNightWatcher1385 Год назад +348

    Fun fact, some species of wasps/hornets can recognize specific human faces and will attack you again if you escape and they find you. They literally hold grudges.

    • @BoricuaKelfa
      @BoricuaKelfa 8 месяцев назад +62

      some hornets have strong generational memory. if their Descendants see you, they will continue the beef.

    • @Sharpteeth32
      @Sharpteeth32 7 месяцев назад +20

      ​@@BoricuaKelfa What the fuck?

    • @LeumazDnazor
      @LeumazDnazor 7 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@BoricuaKelfaHaha that's a joke right.......RIGHT?!

    • @inablackout1539
      @inablackout1539 6 месяцев назад +10

      Imagine looking like someone who wronged a wasp or hornet

    • @sheninehairston5904
      @sheninehairston5904 6 месяцев назад +27

      True! My husband got attacked and stung 72 times. Doctor told him he can't go back to the yard for 60 days because they would remember him and attack him again

  • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
    @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 4 года назад +3259

    Wasps: "I also like to bite the heads off of bees and eat their children."

    • @deathserpent9747
      @deathserpent9747 4 года назад +101

      Asian Giant Hornet: *That* but with more bees

    • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
      @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 4 года назад +62

      DeathSerpent ah yes, the Satan bug

    • @deathserpent9747
      @deathserpent9747 4 года назад +29

      @@dank_smirk2ndchannel200 if he was to do arachnids the spiders would have to all be female but be ratchet af. Then theres the one male that dont wanna be there

    • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
      @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 4 года назад +12

      DeathSerpent that could also work for mantids. In fact, why not a video about the craziest bugs?

    • @calvinmcnair9553
      @calvinmcnair9553 4 года назад +4

      Bees will jump these hornets

  • @smolmishka609
    @smolmishka609 5 лет назад +5553

    Wasp: I'm a wasp
    Me: *get chills down my spine*

  • @Jackieism
    @Jackieism 5 лет назад +9427

    *zooms in on mouth* "Litteral, doo doo water." - Fly

  • @keroero
    @keroero 2 года назад +250

    i like the fact that he said "i don't spread too much pollen really" because while wasps aren't known to pollinate as much as bees do they still do indeed pollinate.

    • @pathetic2399
      @pathetic2399 7 месяцев назад +4

      Well, as you quoted, he didn’t say they don’t pollinate at all, and if you Google it, it says that they are less efficient at pollinating flowers than bees, so what he said wasn’t wrong lol

    • @messinalyle4030
      @messinalyle4030 4 месяца назад +6

      Wasps and hornets are also part of the clean-up crew, like flies. Particularly around late summer, early autumn, wasps crave protein, so around this time of year they show up on my porch in numbers almost as high as flies when I feed the cats. Wasps earn their place in our ecosystem, but that doesn't stop them from being assholes.

  • @fool8003
    @fool8003 5 лет назад +2198

    Wasp: i like to hurt people.
    Me: **looks around the room for a wasp**

    • @oneminuteyt
      @oneminuteyt 4 года назад +1

      Lol 2k likes and no comments?

    • @davidbruce8251
      @davidbruce8251 4 года назад +1

      Htf does this only have 1 comment over a 1 year span?

    • @viinvinn
      @viinvinn 4 года назад

      Well then, this is a sad reply section.

  • @boomznbladez405
    @boomznbladez405 5 лет назад +8481

    Fun fact: Wasp when they get old actually "retire" and spend their time finding fermenting fruit and hangin around the colony being rambunctious... Aka. They get drunk af and start fights with anything 100x their size or bigger.

    • @ProdBySTRVNGER
      @ProdBySTRVNGER 5 лет назад +583

      The funnest fact ever

    • @fxmaster2571
      @fxmaster2571 5 лет назад +770

      Boomer wasps

    • @jasminevaliente96
      @jasminevaliente96 5 лет назад +349

      Real talk though what are they retiring from?

    • @boomznbladez405
      @boomznbladez405 5 лет назад +449

      @@jasminevaliente96 they are retiring from being a slightly less agressive wasp... And their only slightly less aggressive because the need to forage, build/maintain the hive take up some time they other wise have to fight... Plus i imagine the hunters are able to let out some steam on the job...

    • @ProdBySTRVNGER
      @ProdBySTRVNGER 5 лет назад +78

      @@boomznbladez405 and why the fuck u know that

  • @Blueblackfire
    @Blueblackfire 11 месяцев назад +31

    I love how the fly just happens to be on the wall 😆

  • @katiev5281
    @katiev5281 4 года назад +4221

    “I sure most of the time it’s just self defense, right?”
    Wasp: NOPE

    • @p.r.i.e.s.t5883
      @p.r.i.e.s.t5883 4 года назад +27

      😂 nigga said it quick 2

    • @ItzJustRene
      @ItzJustRene 4 года назад +26

      He straight said " that wasp is huge and is coming for mEEE "

    • @sprish1
      @sprish1 4 года назад +2

      Katie Vogt you like skits like caleb? Then you should check me out! I make skits like this! You won’t be disappointed!

    • @willcardenas1579
      @willcardenas1579 4 года назад +1

      @@sprish1 want to know the difference between you and him hes not "like caleb" no he is caleb stop imitating him and self promoting in his comments

    • @sprish1
      @sprish1 4 года назад

      Will Cárdenas if you would watch one, you would know that its a combination between many creators. Stfu

  • @soap8486
    @soap8486 5 лет назад +6675

    “I like to hurt people.” -Wasp

  • @jamie6506
    @jamie6506 5 лет назад +75391

    A wasp is just a bee with none of the benefits and a weapon upgrade.

  • @tonyg9775
    @tonyg9775 Год назад +84

    The worst part is if you kill a wasp they send out pheromones that alert nearby wasps that they died. So you kill one and two more come. They’re like a real life hydra

  • @Trinity-wm8sm
    @Trinity-wm8sm 5 лет назад +22149

    let's just appreciate the 'fly on the wall' joke

    • @alphalupus7527
      @alphalupus7527 5 лет назад +213

      @The Legendary RUclips Commenter he's leaning on the wall

    • @QuestionableLogic_
      @QuestionableLogic_ 5 лет назад +460

      @@alphalupus7527 yes, thank you for explaining the joke further.

    • @jarmonjohnson
      @jarmonjohnson 5 лет назад +191

      This dudes videos have levels to them.

    • @yareyaredaze6059
      @yareyaredaze6059 5 лет назад +85

      What the hell is this
      "Fly on the wall"
      Joke?

    • @AuraQueenDraconis
      @AuraQueenDraconis 5 лет назад +325

      @@yareyaredaze6059 There is a term in English called "fly on the wall" which usually refers to people who eavesdrop. The definition is, "an unnoticed observer of a particular situation"

  • @olorcain
    @olorcain 5 лет назад +3481

    "I'm the reason flowers have mixed babies" 😂😂😂

  • @ichstehehinterdir1703
    @ichstehehinterdir1703 4 года назад +6543

    Spider: Everybody gangsta until they don’t see me anymore.

  • @metachrist723
    @metachrist723 2 года назад +36

    The way he zoomed in on his mouth when he said "literal doodoo water" had me in stitches

  • @riseoftourniquet
    @riseoftourniquet 5 лет назад +2753

    I was expecting to see a mosquito too but that could be an awkward conversation lol

    • @thatmilk3655
      @thatmilk3655 5 лет назад +205

      bayonettafan001 Yo have y’all ever tasted blood? It’s low key real good. Pretty expensive though. Ya gotta give people malaria and shit

    • @ynln5080
      @ynln5080 5 лет назад +44

      I like to succ...
      Sorry I’ll leave

    • @vulixee
      @vulixee 5 лет назад +13

      bUt-
      what if they’re male?

    • @Jackaxed
      @Jackaxed 4 года назад +29

      mosquito: i'm like a vampire, but i don't have any other powers and i'm never sexy

    • @devinlin89
      @devinlin89 4 года назад +10

      Mosquitoes are the worst

  • @YouArentSlick
    @YouArentSlick 5 лет назад +4132

    The “fly on the wall” joke is appreciated

    • @hylianro
      @hylianro 5 лет назад +7

      998 like

    • @kingbushry8901
      @kingbushry8901 5 лет назад +3

      I hate people who beg for likes to be in the office tomorrow and will be back in the office tomorrow and will be back in the office on Monday and Tuesday and Thursday at least im the same thing is this song 😂💀 I am 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @changiskhan4618
      @changiskhan4618 5 лет назад

      Where?

    • @YouArentSlick
      @YouArentSlick 5 лет назад +24

      Changis Khan 0:05 “let’s start with you, on the wall”

    • @popckyy
      @popckyy 5 лет назад

      @@kingbushry8901 what

  • @mika.odiella1094
    @mika.odiella1094 4 года назад +5363

    Wasp: I like to hurt people
    People: *nervious sweating*

    • @tommyoliver166
      @tommyoliver166 4 года назад +25

      @b. b. He meant nervous

    • @synxbruh123
      @synxbruh123 4 года назад +18

      Kid named people: 😐😨

    • @Blade.5786
      @Blade.5786 4 года назад +7

      @@mutantmunstercheese1 Fuck that,I couldn't enter my balcony for 6 months because of them. Eventually the rain washed them away tho...

    • @luislazotheoof
      @luislazotheoof 4 года назад +2

      Ah yes, I too feel *nervious* sometimes.

    • @tonyrobinson9354
      @tonyrobinson9354 4 года назад +2

      That vocabulary is immaculate bruh😂

  • @p3ter9000
    @p3ter9000 2 года назад +9

    "Fly on the wall" is a great subtle joke

  • @a_confused_cat4704
    @a_confused_cat4704 5 лет назад +8695

    "I'm a wasp and I like to hurt people." as it said that the lights in my room flickered

  • @romusa10
    @romusa10 4 года назад +6654

    "Most of the time it was self defense, right?"
    *NOP*

    • @cryezen
      @cryezen 4 года назад +45

      *nop*

    • @donovan2723
      @donovan2723 4 года назад +21

      I can attest.
      Just got stung in my arm while watching TV in bed. Just chilling! I wasn't even moving. Made me think of this video! Damn useless animals haha.

    • @romusa10
      @romusa10 4 года назад +13

      @@donovan2723 yeah wasp basicaly just nature's bully 🤣

    • @hayoumad8775
      @hayoumad8775 4 года назад +4

      *wow*

    • @donovan2723
      @donovan2723 4 года назад +11

      @@xiondavis969 Wow. Never got flamed so much for hating on wasps.

  • @KierraHannon
    @KierraHannon 5 лет назад +3604

    "It'S CoMiNg fOr mE!" The pure terror in his voice cracks me up every time

    • @alexsalas01
      @alexsalas01 5 лет назад +1

      Kierra Hannon Subscribe to my channel !!

    • @klaudyd1552
      @klaudyd1552 5 лет назад +16

      I'm in tears because of that line

    • @Sissifya
      @Sissifya 5 лет назад +11

      I watch this video over and over again for that one line. Lol

    • @manuelx379
      @manuelx379 5 лет назад +7

      @@alexsalas01 nah I'm good

    • @ashez5583
      @ashez5583 5 лет назад +5

      its COMin for ME!!

  • @cakeisavegatable
    @cakeisavegatable Год назад +103

    00:00:06 The fact that the fly is on the wall made me burst out laughing 😂. This man is talented

    • @zvmation2780
      @zvmation2780 Год назад +2

      00:00:00:06

    • @RyanGFC
      @RyanGFC Год назад +2

      00:00:00 00:00:00:06

    • @LeumazDnazor
      @LeumazDnazor 7 месяцев назад +1

      00:00:00 00:00:00 00:00:00 00:00:00 00:00:06

    • @kurxeyyシ
      @kurxeyyシ 5 месяцев назад

      00:00:00:00:00

    • @WDYMIMDED
      @WDYMIMDED 5 месяцев назад +2

      You didn’t need that much zeros brah but pop off

  • @227blackmagic
    @227blackmagic 3 года назад +5162

    "I CAN KEEP STINGING" lol by far their worst trait

    • @atari9477
      @atari9477 3 года назад +178

      Even when they're dead they can sting you lmao

    • @foncywoolsocksiii923
      @foncywoolsocksiii923 3 года назад +127

      Yeah, they'll keep stinging. And those mothereffers bite as well, which imo, hurts worse.

    • @ihaveyourfamilyhostage8811
      @ihaveyourfamilyhostage8811 3 года назад +44

      @@atari9477 yea, that happened to me. i was sitting on the trampoline and i wasnt looking about where i was putting my hand down so it just stung the bottom of my middle finger. it hurt.

    • @genera1013
      @genera1013 3 года назад +27

      @@atari9477 Happened to me as a kid. I was in the pool, and it floated over and just got me in the back. So glad I'm not allergic.

    • @protolouge6876
      @protolouge6876 3 года назад +10

      @@ihaveyourfamilyhostage8811 hurt* because hurted ain’t a word just a heads up.

  • @Manthis
    @Manthis 5 лет назад +2107

    Me: Takes a step
    Wasp: *Are you challenging me?*

  • @hypemynizzle
    @hypemynizzle 5 лет назад +2036

    Kid: *Getting beat*
    Parent: *MOVE YA HAND OUT THE WAY!*

  • @smile--
    @smile-- 2 года назад +63

    "I'm a wasp, and I like to hurt people 😈 I like it"

  • @sforseventh4100
    @sforseventh4100 5 лет назад +16244

    Everybody gangsta, till the wasp fly in

    • @suneater7281
      @suneater7281 5 лет назад +375

      This is facts big men turn into little girls when the wasps pull up

    • @suneater7281
      @suneater7281 5 лет назад +210

      @Joel Michael Croes u a real gangsta

    • @notareallin620
      @notareallin620 5 лет назад +161

      @Joel Michael Croes boi you kiddin me? Who gonna crush a wasp nest with them bare hands?
      Hell no!
      Irma came round and got rid of wasps for about a year. I couldn't find a single one for all that time. I could actually go through the bush and come out unscathed.
      Now I'm terrified. Because they're back.

    • @notareallin620
      @notareallin620 5 лет назад +21

      @Joel Michael Croes holy shit, that guy's hands are made of cement. *shivers.
      Have you ever been stung by a wasp twice in the span of a second?
      That was me as a kid. Hoppin along my merry way with my cousins... then *bbzt*
      Went from by back to the side of my face. As a six year old, it traumatized me.
      Tbh, i was hoping they had been purged from my tiny island, but i guess not.
      Ant bites, i can take. Wasp stings are a solid 'hell no!' for me.

    • @notareallin620
      @notareallin620 5 лет назад +14

      @Joel Michael Croes Your skin thick! I see a wasp i start swinging whatever i have at it! Last time it was my laundry.

  • @fraistey9207
    @fraistey9207 5 лет назад +3261

    Wasp wears black air forces.

    • @Christian-jv4pc
      @Christian-jv4pc 5 лет назад +19

      Damn i was gonna comment this 😔🤘

    • @Zackmod23
      @Zackmod23 5 лет назад +22

      Lmao i commented the same thing 20 hours ago and got no likes 😔

    • @kingtony7701
      @kingtony7701 5 лет назад +7

      What's wrong with black air forces? I wear then shits boi

    • @daylonbouye8569
      @daylonbouye8569 5 лет назад +10

      @@kingtony7701 it's a supreme dreams joke. You should watch it

    • @LexDashP
      @LexDashP 5 лет назад +43

      KingTony lmao the joke is niggas that wear black air forces love to fight and will pop off for no reason 😂😂😂

  • @saulodiaz2569
    @saulodiaz2569 4 года назад +3457

    ''Be careful around those flowers, I heard they... ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵇᵉ ᶜʳᵃᶻʸ''

  • @durnieryoung3301
    @durnieryoung3301 2 года назад +42

    PTSD 😭 "Move your hand out the way" -my mom beating my ass

    • @BatmanisBatman
      @BatmanisBatman 2 года назад +5

      LMAO right this gave me some bad flashbacks

    • @Ileroi
      @Ileroi 5 месяцев назад +2

      Abuse of children is never okay. Im sorry you had to go through that.

    • @incognito8907
      @incognito8907 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@Ileroi education

  • @dangeroussneeze66
    @dangeroussneeze66 5 лет назад +1814

    Wasp cracked me up!! “Why is he still going?”

  • @JL-xf4mh
    @JL-xf4mh 5 лет назад +24145

    I wake up in the morning, I got murder on my mind -Wasp

    • @kirstinebach4235
      @kirstinebach4235 5 лет назад +683

      Yellow strips on my body I got murder on my mind

    • @Zantill
      @Zantill 5 лет назад +252

      @@kirstinebach4235 AK47, MAC-11, Glocks, and 9's

    • @wx..
      @wx.. 5 лет назад +24

      Yospy ass

    • @cra2ypancake265
      @cra2ypancake265 5 лет назад +14

      Hey man.

    • @draic890
      @draic890 5 лет назад +40

      I wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy

  • @thekinginyellow7777
    @thekinginyellow7777 4 года назад +8632

    Wasp: "I like to hurt people."
    Hornet: _"Pathetic."_

    • @cynclairewoods4225
      @cynclairewoods4225 4 года назад +298

      Plot Twist: Hornets are wasps

    • @ericshun3926
      @ericshun3926 4 года назад +169

      Hornets are just upgraded wasp

    • @luminphillips282
      @luminphillips282 4 года назад +75

      @@ericshun3926 facts 😭 they're so much more aggressive and huge

    • @juniorbunior142
      @juniorbunior142 4 года назад +31

      Hornets allow me to indreduce myself

    • @gabrieljohnson9794
      @gabrieljohnson9794 4 года назад +4

      Have you ever seen a tarantula hornet? Look it up if you haven’t

  • @unicornman147
    @unicornman147 4 месяца назад +5

    The zoom in on the mouth at "DOO DOO WATER" really pulls it all together.

  • @leavill1209
    @leavill1209 5 лет назад +3705

    “I CAN KEEP STINGING!”
    Lmaooo this was hilarious, Wasps are evil

    • @pugthedevito8685
      @pugthedevito8685 5 лет назад +8

      Leomary Villaman the “666 likes” is a confirmation of Wasp being despicable beings...

    • @basslayer000
      @basslayer000 5 лет назад

      😂🤣

    • @cherylgrey4044
      @cherylgrey4044 5 лет назад +4

      1 k people liked this yet know one realized that wasps don’t sting, they bite

    • @Wick291
      @Wick291 5 лет назад +8

      Cheryl Grey They sting AND bite dummy. 🙄🙄🙄

    • @kekkfa1281
      @kekkfa1281 5 лет назад

      @@Wick291 that was rude

  • @sebthe11th
    @sebthe11th 3 года назад +16991

    Bees: We only sting if *absolutely* necessary
    Wasps: Peace was never an option

    • @reneaburgess1987
      @reneaburgess1987 3 года назад +64

      😂😂

    • @shinobukochoviolentberry3320
      @shinobukochoviolentberry3320 3 года назад +442

      Yep also bees die after they sting once but wasps will *sting you even after they die*

    • @jaxonprouse5337
      @jaxonprouse5337 3 года назад +534

      @@shinobukochoviolentberry3320 fun fact: Bees can sting insects as many times as they need. They only die if the animals skin is thick enough to trap the stinger.

    • @shinobukochoviolentberry3320
      @shinobukochoviolentberry3320 3 года назад +162

      @@jaxonprouse5337 oh I never knew that thanks for telling me

    • @thisaccountissomethingelse6960
      @thisaccountissomethingelse6960 3 года назад +149

      @@shinobukochoviolentberry3320 bees can sometimes live without their stinger but they get exiled (I think) and die.

  • @elias_xp95
    @elias_xp95 5 лет назад +9834

    "I'm the reason flowers have mixed babies"
    I'm dead 😂😂😂

    • @elias_xp95
      @elias_xp95 5 лет назад +200

      @Lisa Jones Cross Pollination.

    • @isthatsoulking1394
      @isthatsoulking1394 5 лет назад +6

      Britbong I don’t get it

    • @sadanaabdallah4935
      @sadanaabdallah4935 5 лет назад +35

      Yo be careful with those flowers they could---

    • @corey938
      @corey938 5 лет назад +42

      @Lisa Jones learn what cross pollination is

    • @corey938
      @corey938 5 лет назад +51

      @Lisa Jones he said I'm the reason why flowers have mixed babies, cross pollination is taking one species pollination and giving it to another, a so called mixed baby will be made

  • @Ajax1063
    @Ajax1063 21 день назад +1

    😂😂😂 This is one of the best skits ever! ❤ I come back even after years from time to time just to rewatch this, that's how good it is.

  • @cateredtick9316
    @cateredtick9316 5 лет назад +4992

    "hE's ComINg fOr mEEe!" Bro I died lmao

  • @mottplay
    @mottplay 5 лет назад +2316

    "wait wasn't there supposed to be a spider here"
    *"oh my LARVA no"*

    • @DavidRealMusic
      @DavidRealMusic 5 лет назад +24

      "On my larva no"

    • @1nkt1tan1
      @1nkt1tan1 5 лет назад +7

      No there arachnids

    • @AlyssaADUB1D
      @AlyssaADUB1D 5 лет назад +2

      I was looking for this comment 😂😂

    • @1nkt1tan1
      @1nkt1tan1 5 лет назад

      @_mxmi sarcasm lol. I'm not.

    • @jasonsmith1896
      @jasonsmith1896 5 лет назад +2

      Dat killed the whole video i was died laughin

  • @crunchyy5448
    @crunchyy5448 5 лет назад +6150

    Wasp: *Exists*
    Human: Why do I hear boss music?

    • @762demon
      @762demon 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @valsioncustom
      @valsioncustom 5 лет назад +22

      @Silence4101 I see that Part 5 Reference.

    • @Agus-mw9tw
      @Agus-mw9tw 5 лет назад +4

      Im the 420 like hell yeah im worthless

    • @الفضلآلجمعة
      @الفضلآلجمعة 5 лет назад +29

      @Silence4101
      Wasp: *spreads legs and rushes towards the human's face*
      Human: *stops the attack by holding the wasp's legs* "Why did the piano stop?"
      Wasp: "HAHAHA, you fell for it! Thunder cross split attack!"

    • @just_a_strange_traveler
      @just_a_strange_traveler 5 лет назад +8

      Kid: grabs hose
      Ant colony: why do we hear boss music
      Kid: Cuz I'm big & you're small😈
      It's an ant bully reference

  • @mltclrd_chstk556
    @mltclrd_chstk556 2 года назад +6

    “Move yo hand”
    Bro sounded like a mom whipping him 😭

  • @faeriiecorpse
    @faeriiecorpse 5 лет назад +3724

    “that wasp is huge!..”
    **a few seconds later**
    IT’S COMING FOR *M E E E*

    • @mijisho6846
      @mijisho6846 5 лет назад +16

      😂😂😂

    • @gooze9368
      @gooze9368 5 лет назад +48

      It's like we watched the same video

    • @Unlimited-D-Works
      @Unlimited-D-Works 5 лет назад +6

      YANNI wow such as creative comment. It’s almost as if we watched the same video.

    • @Jugobox25
      @Jugobox25 5 лет назад +7

      @@faeriiecorpse Doesn't it also cost $0.00 to be an asshole to someone?? I think man's got a right to call you out on being repetitive

    • @darewestallen
      @darewestallen 5 лет назад

      Lol

  • @lordslamzer1403
    @lordslamzer1403 5 лет назад +4946

    I feel like this was the product of a wasp encounter

    • @simondesanta5774
      @simondesanta5774 5 лет назад +22

      @Lord Slamzer how are there no replies a 1.3 k liked comment now 1.8

    • @vincev4630
      @vincev4630 5 лет назад +8

      @@simondesanta5774 - Sounds like something you'd expect from a deadpool profile picture..

    • @vincev4630
      @vincev4630 5 лет назад +2

      @@simondesanta5774 - Ah, the deadpool profile pic finally gets it and edits his own post. Great work sir!

    • @vincev4630
      @vincev4630 5 лет назад +9

      @@simondesanta5774 - How edgy and original. My apologies for being an inconvinence *tips fedora* Good day...🎩

    • @HH-bb2cy
      @HH-bb2cy 5 лет назад +1

      @@vincev4630 -o k-

  • @christinahamilton7676
    @christinahamilton7676 4 года назад +1874

    "Ants, they made a movie about y'all."
    They also made a movie about bees.

    • @Storiaron
      @Storiaron 4 года назад +42

      They made THE movie about them

    • @crystalsmith5062
      @crystalsmith5062 4 года назад +5

      And it was a bad movie

    • @yabe5094
      @yabe5094 4 года назад +27

      Ya like jazz

    • @crystalsmith5062
      @crystalsmith5062 4 года назад +8

      @@yabe5094 I can't believe they made a whole movie about bees trying to date a human, killing all the flowers, making a girl in love with a bee talking about suicide, and bringing back all the flowers. It's so ridiculously bad!

    • @yabe5094
      @yabe5094 4 года назад +5

      Crystal Smith man I don‘t care what you think! I loved that movie

  • @zestnut
    @zestnut 2 года назад +8

    “it’s coming for MEEEE”😭😭

  • @quensij4198
    @quensij4198 5 лет назад +4990

    " That wasp is kinda big.... That wasp is HUGE!... It's coming for MEEEEE 😭!"😂😂

  • @MrBlitzpunk
    @MrBlitzpunk 4 года назад +2040

    Cockroach: sup im the literal scourge of the earth, spreading terror and disease. Also i can fly, not that i need to. It's just a good flex, humans go crazy when i do that

    • @saraelizabethsare2348
      @saraelizabethsare2348 4 года назад +57

      Hahah, humans go AAAAA TF!

    • @mayablackluxe6961
      @mayablackluxe6961 4 года назад +75

      GET OUUUUUUUUUTTTTTT
      GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTT
      OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

    • @dra6o0n
      @dra6o0n 4 года назад +37

      It's like they only exists as a reset button so they can wipe out species on the planet with plague and disease, and survive the nukes or other nasty changes. Because well they are reset buttons.

    • @theblinkingbrownie4654
      @theblinkingbrownie4654 4 года назад +16

      I have a vague memory of a cockroach charging at me flying and ever since then I have been scarred with a phobia. Rn my home is infested with cockroaches and although I am still scared, I am glad they don't fly.

    • @bestpersonintheworld7386
      @bestpersonintheworld7386 4 года назад +7

      JUST A GOOD FLEX JAHDOAHXYAOOSHD

  • @evertonkkg6624
    @evertonkkg6624 5 лет назад +4366

    The fact that wasps don't die after sticking is God's greatest prank on humanity.

    • @kamui4552
      @kamui4552 5 лет назад +15

      @Deserve Not Desire Agree

    • @jaiden5358
      @jaiden5358 5 лет назад +89

      It's because we made fidget spinners.

    • @lapidations
      @lapidations 5 лет назад +7

      @@jaiden5358 so true

    • @chillychipp8056
      @chillychipp8056 5 лет назад +10

      Its cause wasps bite instead of sting

    • @evertonkkg6624
      @evertonkkg6624 5 лет назад +26

      @@chillychipp8056 no

  • @Argumemnon
    @Argumemnon 10 месяцев назад +1

    "Careful around those flowers, though."
    Yeah, we all saw that.

  • @khadijakhaaan
    @khadijakhaaan 5 лет назад +1222

    i bet you the wasp’s favorite song is “murder on my mind” probably speaks to him

    • @DropsKilleeer
      @DropsKilleeer 5 лет назад +6

      Fax no printer

    • @rachealhorrocks4692
      @rachealhorrocks4692 5 лет назад +1

      🤣😂😅

    • @xavier4519
      @xavier4519 5 лет назад +3

      Nah, the wasp's favorite song is "savage" by W.A.S.P.

    • @immima5219
      @immima5219 5 лет назад +3

      But the wasp meant to sting him- he didn't catch him by surprise

    • @lydia696
      @lydia696 5 лет назад +1

      i was thinking ab liking this but it’s on 666 likes so :)

  • @keadantheking2739
    @keadantheking2739 5 лет назад +1957

    “Well I’m sure most of the time it’s just self defense right?” NOPE 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @ae3303
    @ae3303 5 лет назад +3920

    "A lot of people say i'm annoying, but i'm actually HELLA HYPE."
    That's me right there.

  • @marianao4275
    @marianao4275 26 дней назад

    Literally been years since RUclips recommended this guy. It's good to see him still going strong. Happy new year!

  • @Fulllife3.2
    @Fulllife3.2 4 года назад +7379

    Cockroach: Hey guys, i think i'm late to th-
    Everyone: GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!

    • @Tired_Coffee
      @Tired_Coffee 4 года назад +137

      I read that in Caleb's voice lol

    • @amcc4418
      @amcc4418 4 года назад +73

      Shouldn't half life 2 be full life 1?

    • @maybeoptify
      @maybeoptify 4 года назад +46

      @@amcc4418 this is completely unrelated to the video but holy shit you right

    • @lonttugamer2939
      @lonttugamer2939 4 года назад +12

      @@maybeoptify yeah, he was talking bout this guys profile name

    • @nobodywatchesnooby
      @nobodywatchesnooby 4 года назад +4

      Spider: Hey guys!

  • @zander913
    @zander913 5 лет назад +9264

    “ be careful around those flowers they be crazy “ He’s talking about the Venus flytrap video ain’t he

    • @therealmadmaz
      @therealmadmaz 5 лет назад +60

      yea

    • @arielramirez9228
      @arielramirez9228 5 лет назад +198

      Only real fans understood that joke

    • @afro4361
      @afro4361 5 лет назад +11

      Yee

    • @lastbaratheon8043
      @lastbaratheon8043 5 лет назад +3

      Yup

    • @j-rox8551
      @j-rox8551 5 лет назад +15

      Zander douse anybody know the type of Adidas jumper the wasp is wearing? Thing I'd 🔥🔥 I wanna order that. A response would be appreciated

  • @MiloMcCarthyMusic
    @MiloMcCarthyMusic 5 лет назад +5123

    “It’s just self defense tho ri-
    *NOPE*

    • @chydestewart6146
      @chydestewart6146 5 лет назад +9

      As soon as I read ur comment it played on the video and I almost spitted my entire drink out 😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @vminisfuckingreal998
      @vminisfuckingreal998 5 лет назад

      when girls be on their period:

    • @Rogue777
      @Rogue777 5 лет назад

      Milø 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Rogue777
      @Rogue777 5 лет назад +2

      Milø *I’ll go out of my way to do it* 💀😂

    • @paris9944
      @paris9944 5 лет назад

      Chyde Stewart spat*

  • @JackieLombardi
    @JackieLombardi 2 года назад +3

    He asked that self defense question like he already knew the awnser LMFAOOOOOO

  • @norfangl3480
    @norfangl3480 5 лет назад +1791

    "I'm a hornet, I make that wasp look like a moral insect"

    • @mijisho6846
      @mijisho6846 5 лет назад +50

      Queen Bee- *Thanos Snaps* WorkerBees:REEEEEEE SKSKKSKS. HORNET :*DIES*

    • @kaidevega
      @kaidevega 5 лет назад +18

      TOTAL RANDOMNESS tf😂

    • @carter_pewterschmidt
      @carter_pewterschmidt 5 лет назад +11

      Asian hornets: Allow is to introduce ourselves

    • @ActuallyJozu
      @ActuallyJozu 5 лет назад +11

      Hornets aren't really aggressive towards humans. Wasps are easily provoked and will attack for no real reason. Fuck wasps.

  • @captainspooked2869
    @captainspooked2869 5 лет назад +3917

    He got stung by a wasp and got so aggravated that he made a video about it 😂

    • @AjianAja
      @AjianAja 5 лет назад +37

      Bet!! 😆😆😆😆

    • @LetsDrawDragons
      @LetsDrawDragons 5 лет назад +13

      Wasp bite though 💀

    • @killjoyer
      @killjoyer 5 лет назад +14

      Wasp living rent free in this guy’s head

    • @DeltaInsanity
      @DeltaInsanity 5 лет назад +37

      @@LetsDrawDragons they definitely sting dude

    • @pinkhairedbiatch5903
      @pinkhairedbiatch5903 5 лет назад +21

      yo i'm allergic and got stung 4 times at once due to stepping in their nest accidentally i almost died ;-;

  • @Kvasir-thewise1
    @Kvasir-thewise1 5 лет назад +3973

    "Hi, im a mosquito, and ive killed more people than hitler and Stalin combined"

    • @supremeshrek8096
      @supremeshrek8096 5 лет назад +9

      Ooooofo mode

    • @thangfahsavung9120
      @thangfahsavung9120 5 лет назад +57

      One mosquito can birth 500 mosquitoes. I'll zap them I'll zap them all

    • @doomdoom7427
      @doomdoom7427 5 лет назад +8

      Eze&Yare Dominguez It was just a joke lad.

    • @Sol17Opacus
      @Sol17Opacus 5 лет назад +11

      Mosquitos aren't really killing those humans though. Plasmodium microbes that were living in the mosquitos' stomachs are the real murderers.

    • @JohnPRYLAB
      @JohnPRYLAB 5 лет назад +6

      Fuck you mosquitos

  • @scp2539
    @scp2539 Год назад +2

    this is why you always need a nice concealed carry for your flame thrower XD

    • @UnitK7
      @UnitK7 Год назад +1

      Ah, hello Ms. Wells.... did you make it out?

  • @keith9129
    @keith9129 4 года назад +31151

    Mosquito missed the meeting because he sucks

    • @Bro-cm2vj
      @Bro-cm2vj 4 года назад +1665

      Fun fact: male mosquitoes actually don't have pointed proboscis and dont drink blood. Only females drink blood

    • @juniorbunior142
      @juniorbunior142 4 года назад +146

      Yea they do

    • @acrius6072
      @acrius6072 4 года назад +44

      He's rig it

    • @insertnamehere6096
      @insertnamehere6096 4 года назад +108

      The door is at the left side of the hallway, feel free to go

    • @iLuvHinata360
      @iLuvHinata360 4 года назад +91

      @@Bro-cm2vj what do the male mosquitos eat/drink?

  • @georniecastillo6853
    @georniecastillo6853 4 года назад +4586

    “Be careful around those flowers tho, I heard they can be crazy.” Is he talking about the first plant that became a venus fly trap?

    • @kristianemilkjrgaard531
      @kristianemilkjrgaard531 4 года назад +163

      Yeeees, thank you for noticing, I thought I was the only one! That video is so good

    • @theleginds5422
      @theleginds5422 4 года назад +6

      Yes

    • @wizardofthevalley4767
      @wizardofthevalley4767 4 года назад +3

      Nope. Its just completely coincidence

    • @somedudedoingcoak
      @somedudedoingcoak 4 года назад +1

      I see I’m not the only one who noticed

    • @theleginds5422
      @theleginds5422 4 года назад +1

      Thanks you for saying if didn't say something to the Be bro that B beat art alive🥶🤕🙌

  • @iisavahiyou4678
    @iisavahiyou4678 5 лет назад +1220

    "Why's he still going on?"
    Wasp: "I like- I like hurtin-"

  • @jazzie_wolf
    @jazzie_wolf 7 месяцев назад +5

    This video still loves rent free in my head

  • @nia3987
    @nia3987 5 лет назад +3375

    so nobody's gonna talk aout the throwback to the venus flytrap video?
    "be careful about those flowers tho i heard they could b crazy"

  • @Datboirexx
    @Datboirexx 5 лет назад +3568

    "Wasn't there supposed to be a spider here?"
    "On my larvae, no"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @WildWolf-pu4pj
    @WildWolf-pu4pj 3 года назад +3589

    "be careful around those plants, they can be crazy"
    **flashbacks**

    • @jaidevphadke9293
      @jaidevphadke9293 3 года назад +186

      Yeah that was a nice reference he made to the other video haha. Venus fly trap my favorite all time

    • @Mickey619
      @Mickey619 3 года назад +19

      What video is he referring to?

    • @aroguebard
      @aroguebard 3 года назад +122

      @@Mickey619 "The first plant to become a venus flytrap"

    • @biryataco8191
      @biryataco8191 3 года назад +6

      *flowers

    • @gringa23
      @gringa23 3 года назад +3

      I was thinking the same thing 🤣

  • @LoudWaffle
    @LoudWaffle 5 месяцев назад +3

    "doo-doo water" lives rent-free in my head lmfao

  • @judgementedge8626
    @judgementedge8626 5 лет назад +2480

    "ok what do you do?"
    Japanese giant Hornet: Oh im like wasp but worse.

    • @AAhmou
      @AAhmou 5 лет назад +345

      Japanese giant hornet: Wait, is that a human?
      (Pulls out sword)

    • @anon9359
      @anon9359 5 лет назад +176

      "A-and you?"
      Tarantula hawk: take a guess. 😃

    • @nurgleGurgell
      @nurgleGurgell 5 лет назад +101

      And when I sting u it's like getting shot, but worse.

    • @adrionna1294
      @adrionna1294 5 лет назад +24

      I thought I was in the wrong comment section for a second 😂

    • @yareyaredaze6059
      @yareyaredaze6059 5 лет назад +59

      Assassin Bug: Oh. Im a giant hornet but wor- wait is that a human
      *_Pulls out Links Master Sword_*

  • @arn3107
    @arn3107 4 года назад +7023

    Cockroach: Sorry I'm la-
    Everyone: *GEEET OOOUUUUT! GEEET OOOOUUUUUUUUT*

    • @caramelgaming8
      @caramelgaming8 4 года назад +85

      LMFAOOO

    • @levbiggs
      @levbiggs 4 года назад +46

      How do y'all make letters bold on youtube???

    • @merveilla
      @merveilla 4 года назад +39

      @@levbiggs put * on each side

    • @arn3107
      @arn3107 4 года назад +19

      @@levbiggs just by adding * on both sides while writing the comment

    • @kishinpower3317
      @kishinpower3317 4 года назад +33

      @@merveilla *Thanks*

  • @yahya2920
    @yahya2920 4 года назад +4433

    Cockroach: Who are you?
    Flying Cockroach: Im you, but stronger.

    • @mohdazmin5603
      @mohdazmin5603 4 года назад +6

      Ok

    • @matsgilon7075
      @matsgilon7075 4 года назад +54

      sorry to break it to you but every cockroach can fly

    • @jesalt8230
      @jesalt8230 4 года назад +25

      Mats Gilon Really? I don't think so since the cockroaches that I had in my house never flew.

    • @danielrobles4072
      @danielrobles4072 4 года назад +51

      @@jesalt8230 yes they can. They don't do it often but they all have the ability. Just like praying mantises, which are the cousin of the cockroach. They can fly but rarely do.

    • @jesalt8230
      @jesalt8230 4 года назад +2

      Daniel Robles Ok, but still, there are different types of cockroaches right?

  • @Unknown7mm-08
    @Unknown7mm-08 5 месяцев назад +2

    "Hey hold on, is that a human"
    "Is that a human"
    Wasp pulls out a literal knife
    "Observe"

  • @hwar4977
    @hwar4977 5 лет назад +4993

    and the RUclips algorithm has now been restored to its full glory

  • @hermes7690
    @hermes7690 5 лет назад +2108

    Human: That wasp REALLY BIG......
    Human:It'S CoMiNg FoR mE

  • @Verg1lSp4rda
    @Verg1lSp4rda 5 лет назад +3667

    Mosquitos: I like to ruin everybody's lives not just hurt them

    • @naomim0218
      @naomim0218 5 лет назад +98

      SSEKTORR0 AKA SILVERKNUX0 Also mosquitoes:I like giving diseases worst than std’s 😂💀😭

    • @westernyay1701
      @westernyay1701 5 лет назад +18

      Naomi Nomi idk I would rather have malaria (it is treatable) then AIDS that can kill you and can't be treated

    • @s0ngli
      @s0ngli 5 лет назад +9

      Ŵėštèrñ Ŷāŷ it’s a joke

    • @sarinachoudhury6865
      @sarinachoudhury6865 5 лет назад +2

      Ŵėštèrñ Ŷāŷ r/woooooooosh

    • @westernyay1701
      @westernyay1701 5 лет назад

      PieLover1572 ain't funny

  • @n0tarat
    @n0tarat Месяц назад +2

    the fly being on the wall is an underrated joke here

  • @mathwtajhtks
    @mathwtajhtks 4 года назад +2616

    Wasp: is that a human
    Human: “ITS HUGE, and it’s coming FOR ME”