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  • @toosiie
    @toosiie 5 лет назад +6280

    "Wasn't there supposed to be a spider..." "ON MY LARVA, NO" lmao

  • @theclonecollector9245
    @theclonecollector9245 4 года назад +9860

    Mosquito was scheduled to show up but was slapped to death on the way there.

    • @Aerochalklate
      @Aerochalklate 4 года назад +103

      The Great and Mighty Gabe reminds me of one punch man

    • @maggiehoffman6694
      @maggiehoffman6694 4 года назад +8

      H a h a

    • @rhaegal5650
      @rhaegal5650 4 года назад +22

      Rightly so

    • @adyatma1
      @adyatma1 4 года назад +97

      At least he got an applause before its death

    • @CoastalKite
      @CoastalKite 4 года назад +18

      Dang. This comment came in late but came in clutch. This is GOLD

  • @alexroberson4454
    @alexroberson4454 Год назад +5855

    I like how there's always extra emphasis on "doodoo water"

    • @infnitvlt618
      @infnitvlt618 Год назад +227

      "just not like, literal *DOODOO WATER*"

    • @r5ndom551
      @r5ndom551 Год назад +34

      Can't stop laughing at that

    • @superboyeditz
      @superboyeditz Год назад +15

      Same lol!!😂

    • @namesurname9668
      @namesurname9668 Год назад +9

      Well. Maybe to highlight how some people like eating disgusting crap, pun intended. Like literal. Doodoo. They still have a place in this lovecraftian world.

    • @rb4632
      @rb4632 11 месяцев назад

      same 🤣🤣

  • @EggIncorporated
    @EggIncorporated Год назад +1561

    Fly: Cleans up
    Ant: Works
    Bee: Pollenates
    Wasp: Self Offense and psychopathy

    • @kennedylemon5837
      @kennedylemon5837 Год назад +58

      Hornets: black Air Force energy 24/7

    • @kds0314
      @kds0314 Год назад +30

      Spiders: *EAT*

    • @pinecone3334
      @pinecone3334 Год назад +41

      Self Offense 😂

    • @YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe
      @YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe Год назад

      @@pinecone3334 SELF FUCKING OFFENSE.

    • @velara314
      @velara314 Год назад +9

      ants actually clean too. if you leave food out that they eat they will help get rid of it for you

  • @kevy3310
    @kevy3310 5 лет назад +5313

    *"Literal doodoo water."* once said the fly

    • @michemllejones586
      @michemllejones586 5 лет назад +14

      @@randomdude9135 lol yes

    • @kevy3310
      @kevy3310 5 лет назад +2

      @@randomdude9135 he said doodoo water lol

    • @kevy3310
      @kevy3310 5 лет назад

      @@randomdude9135 idj

    • @kevy3310
      @kevy3310 5 лет назад

      Idk*

    • @macihamby238
      @macihamby238 4 года назад +1

      I was so satisfied when I found out I was the 2,900th like 🥰 good comment though!!

  • @cattorresny
    @cattorresny 4 года назад +5638

    “I’m the reason flowers have mixed babies” -Bee

    • @emmanuelgonzalez7474
      @emmanuelgonzalez7474 4 года назад +8

      bee

    • @cattorresny
      @cattorresny 4 года назад +17

      mimi mimi blind dating among plants 🌱 🐝
      Mystery flavor skittles among plants 🌱🐝
      The “you two make a good couple” among plants 🌱🐝
      lol, bees are awesome.

    • @hadbetterdays8118
      @hadbetterdays8118 4 года назад +11

      mimi which is why I love them they don't judge by pollen race

    • @DatDarkDragon
      @DatDarkDragon 4 года назад +3

      The jazz music helps too

  • @AsobiMedio
    @AsobiMedio Год назад +4433

    Bullet Ants: Our names aren't because we're speedy.
    Japanese Bees: *Kills hornet three times their size by ganging up and cooking them alive with friction heat*
    Mosquitos: Bio-warfare is my specialty.

    • @sharonmiller7213
      @sharonmiller7213 Год назад +49

      Mosquitoes bru

    • @Manas-co8wl
      @Manas-co8wl Год назад +14

      Clap War

    • @cybernurgle6413
      @cybernurgle6413 Год назад +23

      Mosquitoes are pollinators.

    • @AsobiMedio
      @AsobiMedio Год назад

      @@cybernurgle6413 Mosquitoes are fodder food for other insects who are pollinators. Alone they do pollinate some plants, but none of them are edible or particularly useful for humans.
      Take out mosquitoes and other small insects will take over their ecological niche. Not much else changes.

    • @BunnyQueen97
      @BunnyQueen97 Год назад +16

      I think most bees do the body cooking thing

  • @helariousjay1303
    @helariousjay1303 Год назад +240

    The fact that he told the bee to be careful around the flowers cuz previously one got eaten by a Venus fly trap 😂

    • @AraCrimson
      @AraCrimson 10 месяцев назад +11

      Was waiting for this comment

    • @WeOutcheaMane
      @WeOutcheaMane 14 дней назад +1

      I actually didn’t get That so ty

  • @nifty6970
    @nifty6970 5 лет назад +7313

    Trash: *exists*
    Fly: _Allow us to introduce ourselves_

  • @andrewTVF
    @andrewTVF 5 лет назад +16946

    Wasp: "I like to hurt people"
    *music intensifies*

    • @AT-vq9kr
      @AT-vq9kr 5 лет назад +137

      Funniest part of his sketches lol

    • @mistajaeger742
      @mistajaeger742 5 лет назад +70

      What's the source of that sound effect

    • @TheBackupUp
      @TheBackupUp 4 года назад +21

      *que the horror music*

    • @sultanhanga
      @sultanhanga 4 года назад +19

      That WAZP IS HUGE

    • @luckqm2040
      @luckqm2040 4 года назад +2

      Lol

  • @Superman-jr1rm
    @Superman-jr1rm 2 года назад +735

    “That wasp kinda big”
    “That wasp is huge!”
    Yes it’s almost like he’s human sized lol

    • @asheroziegbe
      @asheroziegbe Год назад +71

      AND IT’S COMING FOR MEEeeeEeEee!

    • @crazyguy5000
      @crazyguy5000 5 месяцев назад +9

      @@asheroziegbe CMERE
      **stinging and dying human noises**

    • @Argumemnon
      @Argumemnon 2 месяца назад +1

      That's the joke.

  • @TheNightWatcher1385
    @TheNightWatcher1385 5 месяцев назад +94

    Fun fact, some species of wasps/hornets can recognize specific human faces and will attack you again if you escape and they find you. They literally hold grudges.

    • @BoricuaKelfa
      @BoricuaKelfa Месяц назад +8

      Even some hornets have generational memory. So if their Descendants see you, they'll continue the beef.

  • @Jackieism
    @Jackieism 5 лет назад +9341

    *zooms in on mouth* "Litteral, doo doo water." - Fly

  • @noelle1030
    @noelle1030 4 года назад +7939

    "I'm the reason why flowers have mixed babies" 😂😂😂

  • @keroero
    @keroero Год назад +169

    i like the fact that he said "i don't spread too much pollen really" because while wasps aren't known to pollinate as much as bees do they still do indeed pollinate.

  • @flipaclipanimator.5472
    @flipaclipanimator.5472 Год назад +112

    The "I can keep stinging!" part got me dead💀😂

  • @soap8486
    @soap8486 5 лет назад +6187

    “I like to hurt people.” -Wasp

  • @MiloMcCarthyMusic
    @MiloMcCarthyMusic 4 года назад +5034

    “It’s just self defense tho ri-
    *NOPE*

    • @chydestewart6146
      @chydestewart6146 4 года назад +9

      As soon as I read ur comment it played on the video and I almost spitted my entire drink out 😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @vminisfuckingreal998
      @vminisfuckingreal998 4 года назад

      when girls be on their period:

    • @Rogue777
      @Rogue777 4 года назад

      Milø 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Rogue777
      @Rogue777 4 года назад +2

      Milø *I’ll go out of my way to do it* 💀😂

    • @paris9944
      @paris9944 4 года назад

      Chyde Stewart spat*

  • @tonyg9775
    @tonyg9775 Год назад +33

    The worst part is if you kill a wasp they send out pheromones that alert nearby wasps that they died. So you kill one and two more come. They’re like a real life hydra

  • @Blueblackfire
    @Blueblackfire 3 месяца назад +10

    I love how the fly just happens to be on the wall 😆

  • @KTA1sVidsandFacts
    @KTA1sVidsandFacts 5 лет назад +28086

    "Bee, is Wasp your cousin or something?"
    "No. I've never met this man in my life."

    • @alphalupus7527
      @alphalupus7527 5 лет назад +1773

      *When you got that one crazy cousin so you act like you don’t know him*

    • @Los_HermanitosCruz
      @Los_HermanitosCruz 5 лет назад +102

      Haha

    • @dilara1442
      @dilara1442 5 лет назад +451

      He's adopted

    • @franjacobs2025
      @franjacobs2025 5 лет назад +107

      I cAN SEE THAT IMAGE

    • @franjacobs2025
      @franjacobs2025 5 лет назад +54

      민정05 I mean i can see the meme:
      I have never met this man in my lifw

  • @myyurplelis1898
    @myyurplelis1898 4 года назад +3549

    Wasp: ...I don't do nothin'... I see somebody, and I'mma hurt 'em.
    Every other insect: Who invited him again?

    • @autisticduck3071
      @autisticduck3071 4 года назад +20

      Centipede:I did friend (:

    • @Gabrong
      @Gabrong 4 года назад +15

      I have just realised, the US military is a wasp

    • @justrandomperson1550
      @justrandomperson1550 4 года назад +15

      Mosquito: *in the corner* I don’t know- totally totally.

    • @mozail1388
      @mozail1388 4 года назад +1

      I came across this comment right when i he said it

    • @ghostchamploo5052
      @ghostchamploo5052 4 года назад

      @@Gabrong ???

  • @michaelj6392
    @michaelj6392 2 года назад +59

    “A lot of people say I’m annoying, but I’m actually HELLA HYPE!” I keep saying that to myself 😂

  • @boltinabottle6307
    @boltinabottle6307 2 года назад +160

    True about the wasps. As a Floridian that used to do lawncare, I was more worried about yellow jackets than I was about venomous snakes. Fire ants should be added to the 'I-exist-only-to-kill' column.

    • @Name-ru1kt
      @Name-ru1kt Год назад +18

      Wasps also commet mass genocide on bees

    • @jeffu_
      @jeffu_ 2 месяца назад +2

      i've had fire ants bite my leg while i was on my computer, minding my business. they don't play.

    • @greg4194
      @greg4194 11 дней назад

      Insect Organisms Designed Only for Killing---IODOK

  • @smolmishka609
    @smolmishka609 5 лет назад +5334

    Wasp: I'm a wasp
    Me: *get chills down my spine*

  • @KierraHannon
    @KierraHannon 5 лет назад +3556

    "It'S CoMiNg fOr mE!" The pure terror in his voice cracks me up every time

    • @alexsalas01
      @alexsalas01 5 лет назад +1

      Kierra Hannon Subscribe to my channel !!

    • @klaudyd1552
      @klaudyd1552 5 лет назад +16

      I'm in tears because of that line

    • @Sissifya
      @Sissifya 5 лет назад +11

      I watch this video over and over again for that one line. Lol

    • @manuelx379
      @manuelx379 5 лет назад +7

      @@alexsalas01 nah I'm good

    • @ashez5583
      @ashez5583 5 лет назад +5

      its COMin for ME!!

  • @ThingMan332
    @ThingMan332 Год назад +9

    "hׁׅ֮⁠ꫀׁׅ⁠ܻ݊'ׅ꯱ 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝒎𝒆𝒆𝒆𝒆𝒆"

  • @durnieryoung3301
    @durnieryoung3301 Год назад +25

    PTSD 😭 "Move your hand out the way" -my mom beating my ass

    • @BatmanisBatman
      @BatmanisBatman Год назад +3

      LMAO right this gave me some bad flashbacks

  • @quensij4198
    @quensij4198 5 лет назад +4963

    " That wasp is kinda big.... That wasp is HUGE!... It's coming for MEEEEE 😭!"😂😂

  • @iisavahiyou4678
    @iisavahiyou4678 5 лет назад +1201

    "Why's he still going on?"
    Wasp: "I like- I like hurtin-"

  • @smile--
    @smile-- Год назад +55

    "I'm a wasp, and I like to hurt people 😈 I like it"

  • @p3ter9000
    @p3ter9000 Год назад +6

    "Fly on the wall" is a great subtle joke

  • @defenestratorofsouls4266
    @defenestratorofsouls4266 5 лет назад +36548

    "be careful around those flowers though"
    >venus fly trap flashbacks

    • @JoshuaBLowery
      @JoshuaBLowery 5 лет назад +697

      Finally, someone else noticed!

    • @rachelboyd5820
      @rachelboyd5820 5 лет назад +244

      😂😂😂 glad I wasn't the only one

    • @Jordaegreen
      @Jordaegreen 5 лет назад +81

      Yes 😂😂😂

    • @damonbrown1065
      @damonbrown1065 5 лет назад +113

      Immediately what came to mind to lol.

    • @G__Corbo
      @G__Corbo 5 лет назад +74

      I was going to comment this if no one else did😂

  • @KEiVYXX
    @KEiVYXX 4 года назад +15555

    "Ay dat wasp kinda big"
    "Dat wasp is HUGE"
    *"IT'S COMING FOR MEEEEE"*

  • @mltclrd_chstk556
    @mltclrd_chstk556 Год назад +5

    “Move yo hand”
    Bro sounded like a mom whipping him 😭

  • @cakeisavegatable
    @cakeisavegatable Год назад +66

    00:00:06 The fact that the fly is on the wall made me burst out laughing 😂. This man is talented

    • @zvmation2780
      @zvmation2780 11 месяцев назад +1

      00:00:00:06

    • @RyanGFC
      @RyanGFC 7 месяцев назад +1

      00:00:00 00:00:00:06

  • @cjwhite7801
    @cjwhite7801 5 лет назад +10198

    “I’m the reason that flowers have mixed babies” 😂😂

    • @skylerstone2797
      @skylerstone2797 5 лет назад +36

      Was looking for this comment

    • @moxygirlhey
      @moxygirlhey 5 лет назад +67

      Like the milkman

    • @moxygirlhey
      @moxygirlhey 5 лет назад +8

      Rumman47 not exactly

    • @moxygirlhey
      @moxygirlhey 5 лет назад +36

      Rumman47 it’s just an old joke. Like to say you’re the mailman’s kid or something. Or when kids would come out mixed they would say things like a service man fathered the child. You know what I mean ☺️

    • @notsour1023
      @notsour1023 4 года назад +1

      I also watched the video

  • @elias_xp95
    @elias_xp95 5 лет назад +9705

    "I'm the reason flowers have mixed babies"
    I'm dead 😂😂😂

    • @elias_xp95
      @elias_xp95 5 лет назад +197

      @Lisa Jones Cross Pollination.

    • @isthatsoulking1394
      @isthatsoulking1394 5 лет назад +5

      Britbong I don’t get it

    • @sadanaabdallah4935
      @sadanaabdallah4935 5 лет назад +33

      Yo be careful with those flowers they could---

    • @corey938
      @corey938 5 лет назад +41

      @Lisa Jones learn what cross pollination is

    • @corey938
      @corey938 5 лет назад +50

      @Lisa Jones he said I'm the reason why flowers have mixed babies, cross pollination is taking one species pollination and giving it to another, a so called mixed baby will be made

  • @zestnut
    @zestnut Год назад +3

    “it’s coming for MEEEE”😭😭

  • @metachrist723
    @metachrist723 Год назад +28

    The way he zoomed in on his mouth when he said "literal doodoo water" had me in stitches

  • @kurikokuri
    @kurikokuri 4 года назад +4385

    mosquito: i'm like a vampire, but nobodies romantically interested in me

    • @MK-fd5vy
      @MK-fd5vy 4 года назад +119

      Oh so you haven't seen One Punch Man?

    • @a.a.o.t-1213
      @a.a.o.t-1213 4 года назад +45

      M K
      Oh god stop

    • @premasafar7813
      @premasafar7813 4 года назад +64

      @@MK-fd5vy A man of culture

    • @sprish64
      @sprish64 4 года назад +2

      SkylarSpade you like skits like caleb? Then you should check me out! I make skits like this! You won’t be disappointed!

    • @buneco05
      @buneco05 4 года назад +7

      And I spread a lot of deadly diseases

  • @katiev5281
    @katiev5281 4 года назад +4200

    “I sure most of the time it’s just self defense, right?”
    Wasp: NOPE

    • @p.r.i.e.s.t5883
      @p.r.i.e.s.t5883 4 года назад +27

      😂 nigga said it quick 2

    • @ItzJustRene
      @ItzJustRene 4 года назад +26

      He straight said " that wasp is huge and is coming for mEEE "

    • @sprish64
      @sprish64 4 года назад +2

      Katie Vogt you like skits like caleb? Then you should check me out! I make skits like this! You won’t be disappointed!

    • @willcardenas1579
      @willcardenas1579 4 года назад +1

      @@sprish64 want to know the difference between you and him hes not "like caleb" no he is caleb stop imitating him and self promoting in his comments

    • @sprish64
      @sprish64 4 года назад

      Will Cárdenas if you would watch one, you would know that its a combination between many creators. Stfu

  • @flawlessvictory6470
    @flawlessvictory6470 Год назад +5

    Spider walk in: Hey food!!I mean other bugs!!

  • @leovalenzuela8368
    @leovalenzuela8368 Год назад +5

    One of the greatest sketches of all time.

  • @ichstehehinterdir1703
    @ichstehehinterdir1703 3 года назад +6536

    Spider: Everybody gangsta until they don’t see me anymore.

  • @hypemynizzle
    @hypemynizzle 5 лет назад +2026

    Kid: *Getting beat*
    Parent: *MOVE YA HAND OUT THE WAY!*

  • @scp2539
    @scp2539 7 месяцев назад +2

    this is why you always need a nice concealed carry for your flame thrower XD

    • @UnitK7
      @UnitK7 7 месяцев назад +1

      Ah, hello Ms. Wells.... did you make it out?

  • @dtczyk8976
    @dtczyk8976 Год назад +9

    The ants movie joke was so terrible I laughed super hard

  • @romusa10
    @romusa10 3 года назад +6591

    "Most of the time it was self defense, right?"
    *NOP*

    • @cryezen
      @cryezen 3 года назад +45

      *nop*

    • @donovan2723
      @donovan2723 3 года назад +20

      I can attest.
      Just got stung in my arm while watching TV in bed. Just chilling! I wasn't even moving. Made me think of this video! Damn useless animals haha.

    • @romusa10
      @romusa10 3 года назад +13

      @@donovan2723 yeah wasp basicaly just nature's bully 🤣

    • @hayoumad8775
      @hayoumad8775 3 года назад +4

      *wow*

    • @donovan2723
      @donovan2723 3 года назад +11

      @@xiondavis969 Wow. Never got flamed so much for hating on wasps.

  • @thekinginyellow7777
    @thekinginyellow7777 4 года назад +8420

    Wasp: "I like to hurt people."
    Hornet: _"Pathetic."_

    • @cynclairewoods4225
      @cynclairewoods4225 4 года назад +287

      Plot Twist: Hornets are wasps

    • @ericshun3926
      @ericshun3926 4 года назад +151

      Hornets are just upgraded wasp

    • @luminphillips282
      @luminphillips282 4 года назад +71

      @@ericshun3926 facts 😭 they're so much more aggressive and huge

    • @juniorbunior142
      @juniorbunior142 4 года назад +30

      Hornets allow me to indreduce myself

    • @gabrieljohnson9794
      @gabrieljohnson9794 4 года назад +4

      Have you ever seen a tarantula hornet? Look it up if you haven’t

  • @crowsenpai3326
    @crowsenpai3326 2 года назад +3

    Lol, it’s accurate, wasps will literally go out of their way to sting an innocent human being.

  • @jskweres2
    @jskweres2 9 месяцев назад

    By far my favorite vid. Wasp keeps stinging.. .I keep coming back to watch this

  • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
    @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 4 года назад +3177

    Wasps: "I also like to bite the heads off of bees and eat their children."

    • @deathserpent9747
      @deathserpent9747 4 года назад +94

      Asian Giant Hornet: *That* but with more bees

    • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
      @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 4 года назад +60

      DeathSerpent ah yes, the Satan bug

    • @deathserpent9747
      @deathserpent9747 4 года назад +28

      @@dank_smirk2ndchannel200 if he was to do arachnids the spiders would have to all be female but be ratchet af. Then theres the one male that dont wanna be there

    • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
      @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 4 года назад +12

      DeathSerpent that could also work for mantids. In fact, why not a video about the craziest bugs?

    • @calvinmcnair9553
      @calvinmcnair9553 4 года назад +4

      Bees will jump these hornets

  • @idrinkgarri
    @idrinkgarri 5 лет назад +26055

    Spider: hey guys, sorry I’m la-
    Caleb: Get ouuuuuttttttt

    • @theduckman8137
      @theduckman8137 5 лет назад +83

      Lol and caterpillet

    • @nocturne.nocturnal
      @nocturne.nocturnal 5 лет назад +353

      Not an insect though

    • @nokococoa5045
      @nokococoa5045 5 лет назад +183

      Centipede: Ay man, am I earl-
      Caleb: *GeT oUtTtTtTtTtTtTt!*

    • @pyraswolf4263
      @pyraswolf4263 5 лет назад +142

      Spiders actually like don't harm people unless you like attack it, and they keep the insect population down.... if im not wrong.

    • @metalraverjpg9398
      @metalraverjpg9398 5 лет назад +270

      @@pyraswolf4263 I mean that's exactly why they dont want spiders there

  • @Pilgrim239
    @Pilgrim239 Год назад +4

    The wasp litterly just wants too hurt ppl😂😂😂

  • @J4kuZZi
    @J4kuZZi Год назад

    Man the creativity of this channel!!

  • @Manthis
    @Manthis 4 года назад +2014

    Me: Takes a step
    Wasp: *Are you challenging me?*

  • @apinkgoat
    @apinkgoat 5 лет назад +3288

    wasp: *i like to hurt people*
    everyone: th- that’s it?

    • @steveishere8808
      @steveishere8808 5 лет назад +3

      pinkgoat
      Wasp: I mean I REALLY like to hurt people, like, REALLY!!!!

    • @tommynguyen6176
      @tommynguyen6176 5 лет назад +1

      IM DEAD DAWG

  • @drnutso8507
    @drnutso8507 11 месяцев назад +2

    If you think about it wasps and mosquitoes are actually hella good for the environment. They can be a deterrent for humans settling in a new wooded area. And no animal is worse for the planet than us humans.

  • @DualChimera
    @DualChimera Год назад +4

    I would LOVE to see a sequel to this.

  • @a_confused_cat4704
    @a_confused_cat4704 5 лет назад +8629

    "I'm a wasp and I like to hurt people." as it said that the lights in my room flickered

  • @eastsidero3630
    @eastsidero3630 5 лет назад +4506

    "Aye that wasp kinda big"
    "THat wasp is HUGE"
    "ITS COMING FOR MEEee"

    • @6ixSpdZ
      @6ixSpdZ 5 лет назад +15

      I gave u ur 500th like yw

    • @eastsidero3630
      @eastsidero3630 5 лет назад +6

      @@6ixSpdZ ✊🏾

    • @kinneg4684
      @kinneg4684 5 лет назад +13

      bro i would like but its exactly at 800 sooooo.....

    • @eastsidero3630
      @eastsidero3630 5 лет назад +6

      @@kinneg4684 lmao you can do it...

    • @kinneg4684
      @kinneg4684 5 лет назад +5

      @Eastside Ro i did It

  • @samuelcarrara9473
    @samuelcarrara9473 Год назад

    Welcome back again, stay as long as you want and enjoy this masterpiece

  • @Myblaxitis
    @Myblaxitis Год назад +9

    If the wasp was such a bad dude, I can only imagine what a hornet is like. 😰

  • @rexx9917
    @rexx9917 5 лет назад +3572

    "Wasn't there supposed to be a spider here?"
    "On my larvae, no"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @yunglust3013
    @yunglust3013 Год назад +7

    "On my larvae no " 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @shohaiku
    @shohaiku Год назад +5

    The wasp should’ve talked about how he lays eggs inside some insects 😂😂😂

  • @captainspooked2869
    @captainspooked2869 4 года назад +3513

    He got stung by a wasp and got so aggravated that he made a video about it 😂

    • @AjianAja
      @AjianAja 4 года назад +30

      Bet!! 😆😆😆😆

    • @LetsDrawDragons
      @LetsDrawDragons 4 года назад +9

      Wasp bite though 💀

    • @killjoyer
      @killjoyer 4 года назад +11

      Wasp living rent free in this guy’s head

    • @DeltaInsanity
      @DeltaInsanity 4 года назад +28

      @@LetsDrawDragons they definitely sting dude

    • @pinkhairedbiatch5903
      @pinkhairedbiatch5903 4 года назад +17

      yo i'm allergic and got stung 4 times at once due to stepping in their nest accidentally i almost died ;-;

  • @DeathWishRED
    @DeathWishRED 5 лет назад +12447

    If insects had shoes Wasps would wear black air force 1s.

  • @dellwalker430
    @dellwalker430 2 года назад +12

    Wasps are very important pollinators. They help us through pollination, predation, and parasitism. Put simply, without wasps, we would be overrun with insect pests, and we would have no figs-and no Fig Newtons.

    • @lorenkirsten2610
      @lorenkirsten2610 Год назад +1

      THANK YOU a decent person, i love you

    • @hadilayyad6147
      @hadilayyad6147 Год назад +1

      I love figs but I hate wasps 🥲

    • @moth300
      @moth300 11 месяцев назад

      Yeah, but them giant hornets are a different story though. Invasive especially.

    • @hyperx72
      @hyperx72 8 месяцев назад

      Wasps are the pests since they attack everything and can lay their eggs in living creatures (As well as nest anywhere you put your stuff)

  • @sleepymop8745
    @sleepymop8745 2 года назад

    Coming back to this video every once in a while

  • @lordslamzer1403
    @lordslamzer1403 5 лет назад +4868

    I feel like this was the product of a wasp encounter

    • @simondesanta5774
      @simondesanta5774 5 лет назад +21

      @Lord Slamzer how are there no replies a 1.3 k liked comment now 1.8

    • @vincev4630
      @vincev4630 5 лет назад +8

      @@simondesanta5774 - Sounds like something you'd expect from a deadpool profile picture..

    • @vincev4630
      @vincev4630 5 лет назад +2

      @@simondesanta5774 - Ah, the deadpool profile pic finally gets it and edits his own post. Great work sir!

    • @vincev4630
      @vincev4630 5 лет назад +9

      @@simondesanta5774 - How edgy and original. My apologies for being an inconvinence *tips fedora* Good day...🎩

    • @HH-bb2cy
      @HH-bb2cy 5 лет назад +1

      @@vincev4630 -o k-

  • @keadantheking2739
    @keadantheking2739 5 лет назад +1942

    “Well I’m sure most of the time it’s just self defense right?” NOPE 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @mirm0n
    @mirm0n Год назад

    This vid is legendary, I keep coming back to it lmfao

  • @ariiesfaerie
    @ariiesfaerie 4 года назад +3689

    “that wasp is huge!..”
    **a few seconds later**
    IT’S COMING FOR *M E E E*

    • @mijisho6846
      @mijisho6846 4 года назад +16

      😂😂😂

    • @gooze9368
      @gooze9368 4 года назад +48

      It's like we watched the same video

    • @Unlimited-D-Works
      @Unlimited-D-Works 4 года назад +6

      YANNI wow such as creative comment. It’s almost as if we watched the same video.

    • @Datguyjuicebox
      @Datguyjuicebox 4 года назад +7

      @@ariiesfaerie Doesn't it also cost $0.00 to be an asshole to someone?? I think man's got a right to call you out on being repetitive

    • @darewestallen
      @darewestallen 4 года назад

      Lol

  • @norfangl3480
    @norfangl3480 4 года назад +1795

    "I'm a hornet, I make that wasp look like a moral insect"

    • @mijisho6846
      @mijisho6846 4 года назад +50

      Queen Bee- *Thanos Snaps* WorkerBees:REEEEEEE SKSKKSKS. HORNET :*DIES*

    • @kaidevega
      @kaidevega 4 года назад +18

      TOTAL RANDOMNESS tf😂

    • @carter_pewterschmidt
      @carter_pewterschmidt 4 года назад +11

      Asian hornets: Allow is to introduce ourselves

    • @ActuallyJozu
      @ActuallyJozu 4 года назад +11

      Hornets aren't really aggressive towards humans. Wasps are easily provoked and will attack for no real reason. Fuck wasps.

  • @johnniemurray-monroe5959
    @johnniemurray-monroe5959 Год назад

    Timeless, These jawn still funny af!

  • @TruFire710
    @TruFire710 Год назад +3

    Lmfao you were tryin so hard not to laugh when you were playin the wasp😂

  • @Xavio354
    @Xavio354 5 лет назад +6700

    Human: *exists*
    Wasp: "I'm about to end this man's whole career"

  • @kooketh-shooketh_imdone580
    @kooketh-shooketh_imdone580 5 лет назад +2335

    Caleb: *gets stung by wasp*
    Caleb the next day:

    • @cintrosfuture1800
      @cintrosfuture1800 5 лет назад +16

      Facts!😂😂😂

    • @Zachary-ro6eg
      @Zachary-ro6eg 5 лет назад +5

      💀💀💀

    • @yourmom596
      @yourmom596 5 лет назад +4

      PPFT-

    • @makdanie
      @makdanie 5 лет назад +1

      fr tho

    • @onemore9454
      @onemore9454 5 лет назад +2

      I got stung by a wasp on the back of my neck. me and my cousin went and drenched the whole thing, bottled them dumped them into a spider web under the fence. I'm lying I wish I did that as payback

  • @blewprent
    @blewprent Год назад +2

    "Observe....OBSERVE" 😂😂😂

  • @familyguys9625
    @familyguys9625 Год назад +2

    Everybody gangsta, till The cockroach starts flying.

  • @fool8003
    @fool8003 5 лет назад +2192

    Wasp: i like to hurt people.
    Me: **looks around the room for a wasp**

    • @oneminuteyt
      @oneminuteyt 3 года назад +1

      Lol 2k likes and no comments?

    • @davidbruce8251
      @davidbruce8251 3 года назад +1

      Htf does this only have 1 comment over a 1 year span?

    • @beeviix
      @beeviix 3 года назад

      Well then, this is a sad reply section.

  • @diamyncolter
    @diamyncolter 5 лет назад +4812

    Human:
    Wasp: I see you’re over here minding your business🔪🔪

    • @justinwarren7112
      @justinwarren7112 5 лет назад +117

      It's coming for MEEEE!!!💀💀💀

    • @thecarnagewolf3424
      @thecarnagewolf3424 5 лет назад +30

      Move ya hand!

    • @ieatpenisbecause5757
      @ieatpenisbecause5757 5 лет назад +16

      Human in retaliation: sorry what's that? *Has a hose*

    • @zacardin
      @zacardin 5 лет назад +7

      @Tmb1112 no, it's you're

    • @zeta0189
      @zeta0189 5 лет назад +1

      Actually there is a wasp and kills pest and make honey they're called Mexican honey wasps or Brachygastra mellifica. They make honey and are used for pest control.

  • @anonymousperson8259
    @anonymousperson8259 Год назад +3

    "I CAN KEEP STINGING!" 😭💯 So true lol. They do get rid of garden pests and things that eat crops. But still they are quite the bully 😂

  • @whitehawk3776
    @whitehawk3776 Год назад +2

    This kids editing skills are on another level.

  • @mika.odiella1094
    @mika.odiella1094 4 года назад +5365

    Wasp: I like to hurt people
    People: *nervious sweating*

    • @tommyoliver166
      @tommyoliver166 4 года назад +25

      @b. b. He meant nervous

    • @rene3456
      @rene3456 4 года назад +18

      Kid named people: 😐😨

    • @Blade.5786
      @Blade.5786 4 года назад +7

      @@mutantmunstercheese1 Fuck that,I couldn't enter my balcony for 6 months because of them. Eventually the rain washed them away tho...

    • @luislazotheoof
      @luislazotheoof 4 года назад +2

      Ah yes, I too feel *nervious* sometimes.

    • @tonyrobinson9354
      @tonyrobinson9354 4 года назад +2

      That vocabulary is immaculate bruh😂

  • @crunchyy5448
    @crunchyy5448 4 года назад +6124

    Wasp: *Exists*
    Human: Why do I hear boss music?

    • @762demon
      @762demon 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @valsioncustom
      @valsioncustom 4 года назад +21

      @Silence4101 I see that Part 5 Reference.

    • @Agus-mw9tw
      @Agus-mw9tw 4 года назад +4

      Im the 420 like hell yeah im worthless

    • @user-rq9cl6yw6q
      @user-rq9cl6yw6q 4 года назад +28

      @Silence4101
      Wasp: *spreads legs and rushes towards the human's face*
      Human: *stops the attack by holding the wasp's legs* "Why did the piano stop?"
      Wasp: "HAHAHA, you fell for it! Thunder cross split attack!"

    • @just_a_strange_traveler
      @just_a_strange_traveler 4 года назад +8

      Kid: grabs hose
      Ant colony: why do we hear boss music
      Kid: Cuz I'm big & you're small😈
      It's an ant bully reference

  • @lancejobs
    @lancejobs Год назад +2

    Time to start this one Trending again Caleb! That time of year after all.

  • @stevee7774
    @stevee7774 2 года назад

    3 minutes of our lives that we’ll never get back.

  • @youremotionalsupport194
    @youremotionalsupport194 4 года назад +42880

    Cockroach: Everybody gangsta until I start flying.

    • @rando8272
      @rando8272 4 года назад +1623

      that's realll

    • @jaz.s2k2
      @jaz.s2k2 4 года назад +1065

      Wish he added that now lol

    • @RainbowFlowerCrow
      @RainbowFlowerCrow 4 года назад +1711

      Oh fuck no.. have you ever seen one of those giving birth?! I never used so much lysol in my life..

    • @et9200
      @et9200 4 года назад +151

      haaahahahaa

    • @30klips
      @30klips 4 года назад +87

      ong

  • @227blackmagic
    @227blackmagic 3 года назад +5175

    "I CAN KEEP STINGING" lol by far their worst trait

    • @atari9477
      @atari9477 2 года назад +179

      Even when they're dead they can sting you lmao

    • @foncywoolsocksiii923
      @foncywoolsocksiii923 2 года назад +127

      Yeah, they'll keep stinging. And those mothereffers bite as well, which imo, hurts worse.

    • @ihaveyourfamilyhostage8811
      @ihaveyourfamilyhostage8811 2 года назад +44

      @@atari9477 yea, that happened to me. i was sitting on the trampoline and i wasnt looking about where i was putting my hand down so it just stung the bottom of my middle finger. it hurt.

    • @genera1013
      @genera1013 2 года назад +27

      @@atari9477 Happened to me as a kid. I was in the pool, and it floated over and just got me in the back. So glad I'm not allergic.

    • @protolouge6876
      @protolouge6876 2 года назад +10

      @@ihaveyourfamilyhostage8811 hurt* because hurted ain’t a word just a heads up.

  • @katieezell6609
    @katieezell6609 Год назад

    This video made my day. Thank you

  • @cme9879
    @cme9879 2 года назад +1

    The terror in his voice as he said "it's comin for me!!" this is why I love caleb city xD

  • @riseoftourniquet
    @riseoftourniquet 5 лет назад +2682

    I was expecting to see a mosquito too but that could be an awkward conversation lol

    • @thatmilk3655
      @thatmilk3655 5 лет назад +197

      bayonettafan001 Yo have y’all ever tasted blood? It’s low key real good. Pretty expensive though. Ya gotta give people malaria and shit

    • @ynln5080
      @ynln5080 5 лет назад +44

      I like to succ...
      Sorry I’ll leave

    • @vulixee
      @vulixee 5 лет назад +11

      bUt-
      what if they’re male?

    • @jackaxed
      @jackaxed 4 года назад +22

      mosquito: i'm like a vampire, but i don't have any other powers and i'm never sexy

    • @devinlin89
      @devinlin89 4 года назад +8

      Mosquitoes are the worst

  • @baguette5836
    @baguette5836 3 года назад +3226

    "hold up is that a human?" *OBSERVE*

  • @HearMeOutWhyNotTryDick
    @HearMeOutWhyNotTryDick Год назад

    Bros been funny for 3 whole years hasn’t lost relevance this whole time

  • @derrickswims
    @derrickswims Год назад

    Caleb is so good bruh!!

  • @catbushi1756
    @catbushi1756 5 лет назад +3259

    I need more bugs introducing each other to one another ASAP

  • @sforseventh4100
    @sforseventh4100 5 лет назад +16197

    Everybody gangsta, till the wasp fly in

    • @suneater7281
      @suneater7281 5 лет назад +375

      This is facts big men turn into little girls when the wasps pull up

    • @suneater7281
      @suneater7281 5 лет назад +210

      @Joel Michael Croes u a real gangsta

    • @notareallin620
      @notareallin620 5 лет назад +161

      @Joel Michael Croes boi you kiddin me? Who gonna crush a wasp nest with them bare hands?
      Hell no!
      Irma came round and got rid of wasps for about a year. I couldn't find a single one for all that time. I could actually go through the bush and come out unscathed.
      Now I'm terrified. Because they're back.

    • @notareallin620
      @notareallin620 5 лет назад +21

      @Joel Michael Croes holy shit, that guy's hands are made of cement. *shivers.
      Have you ever been stung by a wasp twice in the span of a second?
      That was me as a kid. Hoppin along my merry way with my cousins... then *bbzt*
      Went from by back to the side of my face. As a six year old, it traumatized me.
      Tbh, i was hoping they had been purged from my tiny island, but i guess not.
      Ant bites, i can take. Wasp stings are a solid 'hell no!' for me.

    • @notareallin620
      @notareallin620 5 лет назад +14

      @Joel Michael Croes Your skin thick! I see a wasp i start swinging whatever i have at it! Last time it was my laundry.