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  • @toosiie
    @toosiie 5 лет назад +6170

    "Wasn't there supposed to be a spider..." "ON MY LARVA, NO" lmao

  • @quensij4198
    @quensij4198 5 лет назад +4949

    " That wasp is kinda big.... That wasp is HUGE!... It's coming for MEEEEE 😭!"😂😂

  • @alexroberson4454
    @alexroberson4454 Год назад +5777

    I like how there's always extra emphasis on "doodoo water"

    • @infnitvlt618
      @infnitvlt618 Год назад +225

      "just not like, literal *DOODOO WATER*"

    • @r5ndom551
      @r5ndom551 Год назад +34

      Can't stop laughing at that

    • @superboyeditz
      @superboyeditz Год назад +15

      Same lol!!😂

    • @namesurname9668
      @namesurname9668 Год назад +8

      Well. Maybe to highlight how some people like eating disgusting crap, pun intended. Like literal. Doodoo. They still have a place in this lovecraftian world.

    • @rb4632
      @rb4632 10 месяцев назад

      same 🤣🤣

  • @EggIncorporated
    @EggIncorporated Год назад +1493

    Fly: Cleans up
    Ant: Works
    Bee: Pollenates
    Wasp: Self Offense and psychopathy

    • @kennedylemon5837
      @kennedylemon5837 Год назад +55

      Hornets: black Air Force energy 24/7

    • @kds0314
      @kds0314 Год назад +30

      Spiders: *EAT*

    • @pinecone3334
      @pinecone3334 Год назад +38

      Self Offense 😂

    • @YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe
      @YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe Год назад

      @@pinecone3334 SELF FUCKING OFFENSE.

    • @velara314
      @velara314 11 месяцев назад +8

      ants actually clean too. if you leave food out that they eat they will help get rid of it for you

  • @cattorresny
    @cattorresny 4 года назад +5611

    “I’m the reason flowers have mixed babies” -Bee

    • @emmanuelgonzalez7474
      @emmanuelgonzalez7474 4 года назад +8

      bee

    • @cattorresny
      @cattorresny 4 года назад +17

      mimi mimi blind dating among plants 🌱 🐝
      Mystery flavor skittles among plants 🌱🐝
      The “you two make a good couple” among plants 🌱🐝
      lol, bees are awesome.

    • @hadbetterdays8118
      @hadbetterdays8118 4 года назад +11

      mimi which is why I love them they don't judge by pollen race

    • @DatDarkDragon
      @DatDarkDragon 4 года назад +3

      The jazz music helps too

  • @KierraHannon
    @KierraHannon 5 лет назад +3540

    "It'S CoMiNg fOr mE!" The pure terror in his voice cracks me up every time

    • @alexsalas01
      @alexsalas01 5 лет назад +1

      Kierra Hannon Subscribe to my channel !!

    • @klaudyd1552
      @klaudyd1552 5 лет назад +15

      I'm in tears because of that line

    • @Sissifya
      @Sissifya 5 лет назад +10

      I watch this video over and over again for that one line. Lol

    • @manuelx379
      @manuelx379 5 лет назад +7

      @@alexsalas01 nah I'm good

    • @ashez5583
      @ashez5583 5 лет назад +5

      its COMin for ME!!

  • @AsobiMedio
    @AsobiMedio Год назад +4391

    Bullet Ants: Our names aren't because we're speedy.
    Japanese Bees: *Kills hornet three times their size by ganging up and cooking them alive with friction heat*
    Mosquitos: Bio-warfare is my specialty.

    • @sharonmiller7213
      @sharonmiller7213 Год назад +49

      Mosquitoes bru

    • @Manas-co8wl
      @Manas-co8wl Год назад +14

      Clap War

    • @cybernurgle6413
      @cybernurgle6413 Год назад +23

      Mosquitoes are pollinators.

    • @AsobiMedio
      @AsobiMedio Год назад

      @@cybernurgle6413 Mosquitoes are fodder food for other insects who are pollinators. Alone they do pollinate some plants, but none of them are edible or particularly useful for humans.
      Take out mosquitoes and other small insects will take over their ecological niche. Not much else changes.

    • @BunnyQueen97
      @BunnyQueen97 Год назад +15

      I think most bees do the body cooking thing

  • @Superman-jr1rm
    @Superman-jr1rm Год назад +705

    “That wasp kinda big”
    “That wasp is huge!”
    Yes it’s almost like he’s human sized lol

    • @asheroziegbe
      @asheroziegbe Год назад +66

      AND IT’S COMING FOR MEEeeeEeEee!

    • @crazyguy5000
      @crazyguy5000 4 месяца назад +8

      @@asheroziegbe CMERE
      **stinging and dying human noises**

    • @Argumemnon
      @Argumemnon Месяц назад +1

      That's the joke.

  • @noelle1030
    @noelle1030 4 года назад +7924

    "I'm the reason why flowers have mixed babies" 😂😂😂

  • @captainspooked2869
    @captainspooked2869 4 года назад +3494

    He got stung by a wasp and got so aggravated that he made a video about it 😂

    • @AjianAja
      @AjianAja 4 года назад +30

      Bet!! 😆😆😆😆

    • @LetsDrawDragons
      @LetsDrawDragons 4 года назад +9

      Wasp bite though 💀

    • @killjoyer
      @killjoyer 4 года назад +11

      Wasp living rent free in this guy’s head

    • @DeltaInsanity
      @DeltaInsanity 4 года назад +25

      @@LetsDrawDragons they definitely sting dude

    • @pinkhairedbiatch5903
      @pinkhairedbiatch5903 4 года назад +16

      yo i'm allergic and got stung 4 times at once due to stepping in their nest accidentally i almost died ;-;

  • @helariousjay1303
    @helariousjay1303 11 месяцев назад +213

    The fact that he told the bee to be careful around the flowers cuz previously one got eaten by a Venus fly trap 😂

    • @AraCrimson
      @AraCrimson 9 месяцев назад +11

      Was waiting for this comment

  • @TheNightWatcher1385
    @TheNightWatcher1385 4 месяца назад +71

    Fun fact, some species of wasps/hornets can recognize specific human faces and will attack you again if you escape and they find you. They literally hold grudges.

    • @BoricuaKelfa
      @BoricuaKelfa 6 дней назад +1

      Even some hornets have generational memory. So if their Descendants see you, they'll continue the beef.

  • @smolmishka609
    @smolmishka609 5 лет назад +5321

    Wasp: I'm a wasp
    Me: *get chills down my spine*

  • @Jackieism
    @Jackieism 5 лет назад +9314

    *zooms in on mouth* "Litteral, doo doo water." - Fly

  • @keroero
    @keroero Год назад +157

    i like the fact that he said "i don't spread too much pollen really" because while wasps aren't known to pollinate as much as bees do they still do indeed pollinate.

  • @flipaclipanimator.5472
    @flipaclipanimator.5472 Год назад +106

    The "I can keep stinging!" part got me dead💀😂

  • @ariiesfaerie
    @ariiesfaerie 4 года назад +3678

    “that wasp is huge!..”
    **a few seconds later**
    IT’S COMING FOR *M E E E*

    • @mijisho6846
      @mijisho6846 4 года назад +16

      😂😂😂

    • @gooze9368
      @gooze9368 4 года назад +48

      It's like we watched the same video

    • @Unlimited-D-Works
      @Unlimited-D-Works 4 года назад +6

      YANNI wow such as creative comment. It’s almost as if we watched the same video.

    • @Datguyjuicebox
      @Datguyjuicebox 4 года назад +7

      @@ariiesfaerie Doesn't it also cost $0.00 to be an asshole to someone?? I think man's got a right to call you out on being repetitive

    • @darewestallen
      @darewestallen 4 года назад

      Lol

  • @myyurplelis1898
    @myyurplelis1898 4 года назад +3539

    Wasp: ...I don't do nothin'... I see somebody, and I'mma hurt 'em.
    Every other insect: Who invited him again?

    • @autisticduck3071
      @autisticduck3071 4 года назад +20

      Centipede:I did friend (:

    • @Gabrong
      @Gabrong 4 года назад +15

      I have just realised, the US military is a wasp

    • @justrandomperson1550
      @justrandomperson1550 4 года назад +15

      Mosquito: *in the corner* I don’t know- totally totally.

    • @mozail1388
      @mozail1388 4 года назад +1

      I came across this comment right when i he said it

    • @ghostchamploo5052
      @ghostchamploo5052 4 года назад

      @@Gabrong ???

  • @michaelj6392
    @michaelj6392 Год назад +53

    “A lot of people say I’m annoying, but I’m actually HELLA HYPE!” I keep saying that to myself 😂

  • @boltinabottle6307
    @boltinabottle6307 Год назад +151

    True about the wasps. As a Floridian that used to do lawncare, I was more worried about yellow jackets than I was about venomous snakes. Fire ants should be added to the 'I-exist-only-to-kill' column.

    • @Name-ru1kt
      @Name-ru1kt Год назад +15

      Wasps also commet mass genocide on bees

    • @jeffu_
      @jeffu_ 2 месяца назад

      i've had fire ants bite my leg while i was on my computer, minding my business. they don't play.

  • @nifty6970
    @nifty6970 5 лет назад +7302

    Trash: *exists*
    Fly: _Allow us to introduce ourselves_

  • @eastsidero3630
    @eastsidero3630 5 лет назад +4494

    "Aye that wasp kinda big"
    "THat wasp is HUGE"
    "ITS COMING FOR MEEee"

    • @6ixSpdZ
      @6ixSpdZ 5 лет назад +15

      I gave u ur 500th like yw

    • @eastsidero3630
      @eastsidero3630 5 лет назад +6

      @@6ixSpdZ ✊🏾

    • @kinneg4684
      @kinneg4684 5 лет назад +12

      bro i would like but its exactly at 800 sooooo.....

    • @eastsidero3630
      @eastsidero3630 5 лет назад +6

      @@kinneg4684 lmao you can do it...

    • @kinneg4684
      @kinneg4684 5 лет назад +5

      @Eastside Ro i did It

  • @tonyg9775
    @tonyg9775 Год назад +27

    The worst part is if you kill a wasp they send out pheromones that alert nearby wasps that they died. So you kill one and two more come. They’re like a real life hydra

  • @Blueblackfire
    @Blueblackfire 3 месяца назад +7

    I love how the fly just happens to be on the wall 😆

  • @Xavio354
    @Xavio354 5 лет назад +6699

    Human: *exists*
    Wasp: "I'm about to end this man's whole career"

  • @kevy3310
    @kevy3310 5 лет назад +5308

    *"Literal doodoo water."* once said the fly

    • @michemllejones586
      @michemllejones586 5 лет назад +14

      @@randomdude9135 lol yes

    • @kevy3310
      @kevy3310 5 лет назад +2

      @@randomdude9135 he said doodoo water lol

    • @kevy3310
      @kevy3310 5 лет назад

      @@randomdude9135 idj

    • @kevy3310
      @kevy3310 5 лет назад

      Idk*

    • @macihamby238
      @macihamby238 4 года назад +1

      I was so satisfied when I found out I was the 2,900th like 🥰 good comment though!!

  • @cakeisavegatable
    @cakeisavegatable Год назад +62

    00:00:06 The fact that the fly is on the wall made me burst out laughing 😂. This man is talented

    • @zvmation2780
      @zvmation2780 10 месяцев назад +1

      00:00:00:06

    • @RyanGFC
      @RyanGFC 6 месяцев назад +1

      00:00:00 00:00:00:06

  • @smile--
    @smile-- Год назад +52

    "I'm a wasp, and I like to hurt people 😈 I like it"

  • @abijayblanc5929
    @abijayblanc5929 5 лет назад +3265

    Wasp: is that a human???
    Human walks in
    Wasp: "observe!" (Takes the knife out) I'm dead 😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @CraftyTeo
      @CraftyTeo 5 лет назад +14

      and now, so is he

    • @fymnoj1737
      @fymnoj1737 5 лет назад +9

      Didnt even notice the knife at first

    • @Zay_Lo
      @Zay_Lo 5 лет назад +5

      You ded oh shit did a wasp kill you. One killed me.

    • @baepsae6502
      @baepsae6502 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

  • @durnieryoung3301
    @durnieryoung3301 Год назад +21

    PTSD 😭 "Move your hand out the way" -my mom beating my ass

    • @BatmanisBatman
      @BatmanisBatman Год назад +3

      LMAO right this gave me some bad flashbacks

  • @metachrist723
    @metachrist723 Год назад +26

    The way he zoomed in on his mouth when he said "literal doodoo water" had me in stitches

  • @MiloMcCarthyMusic
    @MiloMcCarthyMusic 4 года назад +5020

    “It’s just self defense tho ri-
    *NOPE*

    • @chydestewart6146
      @chydestewart6146 4 года назад +9

      As soon as I read ur comment it played on the video and I almost spitted my entire drink out 😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @vminisfuckingreal998
      @vminisfuckingreal998 4 года назад

      when girls be on their period:

    • @Rogue777
      @Rogue777 4 года назад

      Milø 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Rogue777
      @Rogue777 4 года назад +2

      Milø *I’ll go out of my way to do it* 💀😂

    • @paris9944
      @paris9944 4 года назад

      Chyde Stewart spat*

  • @soap8486
    @soap8486 5 лет назад +6127

    “I like to hurt people.” -Wasp

  • @ThingMan332
    @ThingMan332 Год назад +7

    "hׁׅ֮⁠ꫀׁׅ⁠ܻ݊'ׅ꯱ 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝒎𝒆𝒆𝒆𝒆𝒆"

  • @p3ter9000
    @p3ter9000 Год назад +4

    "Fly on the wall" is a great subtle joke

  • @katiev5281
    @katiev5281 4 года назад +4199

    “I sure most of the time it’s just self defense, right?”
    Wasp: NOPE

    • @p.r.i.e.s.t5883
      @p.r.i.e.s.t5883 4 года назад +27

      😂 nigga said it quick 2

    • @ItzJustRene
      @ItzJustRene 4 года назад +25

      He straight said " that wasp is huge and is coming for mEEE "

    • @sprish64
      @sprish64 4 года назад +2

      Katie Vogt you like skits like caleb? Then you should check me out! I make skits like this! You won’t be disappointed!

    • @willcardenas1579
      @willcardenas1579 4 года назад +1

      @@sprish64 want to know the difference between you and him hes not "like caleb" no he is caleb stop imitating him and self promoting in his comments

    • @sprish64
      @sprish64 4 года назад

      Will Cárdenas if you would watch one, you would know that its a combination between many creators. Stfu

  • @elias_xp95
    @elias_xp95 5 лет назад +9682

    "I'm the reason flowers have mixed babies"
    I'm dead 😂😂😂

    • @elias_xp95
      @elias_xp95 5 лет назад +197

      @Lisa Jones Cross Pollination.

    • @isthatsoulking1394
      @isthatsoulking1394 5 лет назад +5

      Britbong I don’t get it

    • @sadanaabdallah4935
      @sadanaabdallah4935 5 лет назад +33

      Yo be careful with those flowers they could---

    • @corey938
      @corey938 5 лет назад +41

      @Lisa Jones learn what cross pollination is

    • @corey938
      @corey938 5 лет назад +50

      @Lisa Jones he said I'm the reason why flowers have mixed babies, cross pollination is taking one species pollination and giving it to another, a so called mixed baby will be made

  • @flawlessvictory6470
    @flawlessvictory6470 Год назад +4

    Spider walk in: Hey food!!I mean other bugs!!

  • @ringabell4250
    @ringabell4250 Год назад +8

    Oh my gosh, I actually had to pause it for a full second because I was just dying of laughter when the wasp was like "I like hurting people" and then just kept going on and on. That was so hilarious
    Also like how the guy kept making a comment on the others, like "oh, I heard about you" or "be careful about those flowers, they can be crazy"

  • @andrewTVF
    @andrewTVF 5 лет назад +16941

    Wasp: "I like to hurt people"
    *music intensifies*

    • @AT-vq9kr
      @AT-vq9kr 5 лет назад +137

      Funniest part of his sketches lol

    • @mistajaeger742
      @mistajaeger742 5 лет назад +70

      What's the source of that sound effect

    • @TheBackupUp
      @TheBackupUp 4 года назад +21

      *que the horror music*

    • @sultanhanga
      @sultanhanga 4 года назад +19

      That WAZP IS HUGE

    • @luckqm2040
      @luckqm2040 4 года назад +2

      Lol

  • @diamyncolter
    @diamyncolter 5 лет назад +4801

    Human:
    Wasp: I see you’re over here minding your business🔪🔪

    • @justinwarren7112
      @justinwarren7112 5 лет назад +116

      It's coming for MEEEE!!!💀💀💀

    • @thecarnagewolf3424
      @thecarnagewolf3424 5 лет назад +30

      Move ya hand!

    • @ieatpenisbecause5757
      @ieatpenisbecause5757 5 лет назад +16

      Human in retaliation: sorry what's that? *Has a hose*

    • @zacardin
      @zacardin 5 лет назад +7

      @Tmb1112 no, it's you're

    • @zeta0189
      @zeta0189 5 лет назад +1

      Actually there is a wasp and kills pest and make honey they're called Mexican honey wasps or Brachygastra mellifica. They make honey and are used for pest control.

  • @mltclrd_chstk556
    @mltclrd_chstk556 Год назад +3

    “Move yo hand”
    Bro sounded like a mom whipping him 😭

  • @scp2539
    @scp2539 7 месяцев назад +2

    this is why you always need a nice concealed carry for your flame thrower XD

    • @UnitK7
      @UnitK7 6 месяцев назад +1

      Ah, hello Ms. Wells.... did you make it out?

  • @hypemynizzle
    @hypemynizzle 5 лет назад +2024

    Kid: *Getting beat*
    Parent: *MOVE YA HAND OUT THE WAY!*

  • @Manthis
    @Manthis 4 года назад +2009

    Me: Takes a step
    Wasp: *Are you challenging me?*

  • @Myblaxitis
    @Myblaxitis Год назад +9

    If the wasp was such a bad dude, I can only imagine what a hornet is like. 😰

  • @dellwalker430
    @dellwalker430 Год назад +12

    Wasps are very important pollinators. They help us through pollination, predation, and parasitism. Put simply, without wasps, we would be overrun with insect pests, and we would have no figs-and no Fig Newtons.

    • @lorenkirsten2610
      @lorenkirsten2610 Год назад +1

      THANK YOU a decent person, i love you

    • @hadilayyad6147
      @hadilayyad6147 Год назад +1

      I love figs but I hate wasps 🥲

    • @moth300
      @moth300 11 месяцев назад

      Yeah, but them giant hornets are a different story though. Invasive especially.

    • @hyperx72
      @hyperx72 7 месяцев назад

      Wasps are the pests since they attack everything and can lay their eggs in living creatures (As well as nest anywhere you put your stuff)

  • @norfangl3480
    @norfangl3480 4 года назад +1794

    "I'm a hornet, I make that wasp look like a moral insect"

    • @mijisho6846
      @mijisho6846 4 года назад +49

      Queen Bee- *Thanos Snaps* WorkerBees:REEEEEEE SKSKKSKS. HORNET :*DIES*

    • @kaidevega
      @kaidevega 4 года назад +18

      TOTAL RANDOMNESS tf😂

    • @carter_pewterschmidt
      @carter_pewterschmidt 4 года назад +11

      Asian hornets: Allow is to introduce ourselves

    • @ActuallyJozu
      @ActuallyJozu 4 года назад +10

      Hornets aren't really aggressive towards humans. Wasps are easily provoked and will attack for no real reason. Fuck wasps.

  • @apinkgoat
    @apinkgoat 5 лет назад +3276

    wasp: *i like to hurt people*
    everyone: th- that’s it?

    • @steveishere8808
      @steveishere8808 5 лет назад +3

      pinkgoat
      Wasp: I mean I REALLY like to hurt people, like, REALLY!!!!

    • @tommynguyen6176
      @tommynguyen6176 5 лет назад +1

      IM DEAD DAWG

  • @dtczyk8976
    @dtczyk8976 Год назад +8

    The ants movie joke was so terrible I laughed super hard

  • @anonymousperson8259
    @anonymousperson8259 Год назад +3

    "I CAN KEEP STINGING!" 😭💯 So true lol. They do get rid of garden pests and things that eat crops. But still they are quite the bully 😂

  • @gravespitter_2.086
    @gravespitter_2.086 5 лет назад +1373

    Nobody on the plant:
    FLYS: i eat *LITERAL DOO DOO WATER*

  • @kurikokuri
    @kurikokuri 4 года назад +4377

    mosquito: i'm like a vampire, but nobodies romantically interested in me

    • @MK-fd5vy
      @MK-fd5vy 4 года назад +119

      Oh so you haven't seen One Punch Man?

    • @a.a.o.t-1213
      @a.a.o.t-1213 4 года назад +45

      M K
      Oh god stop

    • @premasafar7813
      @premasafar7813 4 года назад +64

      @@MK-fd5vy A man of culture

    • @sprish64
      @sprish64 4 года назад +2

      SkylarSpade you like skits like caleb? Then you should check me out! I make skits like this! You won’t be disappointed!

    • @buneco05
      @buneco05 4 года назад +7

      And I spread a lot of deadly diseases

  • @cmndrleon4369
    @cmndrleon4369 Год назад +25

    "Move your hand! Move your hand out the way!!" (aty 2:35) That tells me Caleb's a man that's a product of good parenting. Only those who have been through it'll will recognize it.

    • @billybob1831
      @billybob1831 Год назад +3

      Kmt that's bad parenting only them evil parents be saying that stuff. If you gon hit me then hit me

    • @toasterwaffleowen4709
      @toasterwaffleowen4709 Год назад +1

      Hitting your kid is not good parenting 💀

  • @yunglust3013
    @yunglust3013 Год назад +7

    "On my larvae no " 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @KTA1sVidsandFacts
    @KTA1sVidsandFacts 5 лет назад +28088

    "Bee, is Wasp your cousin or something?"
    "No. I've never met this man in my life."

    • @alphalupus7527
      @alphalupus7527 5 лет назад +1774

      *When you got that one crazy cousin so you act like you don’t know him*

    • @Los_HermanitosCruz
      @Los_HermanitosCruz 5 лет назад +102

      Haha

    • @dilara1442
      @dilara1442 5 лет назад +451

      He's adopted

    • @franjacobs2025
      @franjacobs2025 5 лет назад +107

      I cAN SEE THAT IMAGE

    • @franjacobs2025
      @franjacobs2025 5 лет назад +54

      민정05 I mean i can see the meme:
      I have never met this man in my lifw

  • @hermes7690
    @hermes7690 4 года назад +2108

    Human: That wasp REALLY BIG......
    Human:It'S CoMiNg FoR mE

  • @leovalenzuela8368
    @leovalenzuela8368 Год назад +4

    One of the greatest sketches of all time.

  • @drnutso8507
    @drnutso8507 10 месяцев назад +2

    If you think about it wasps and mosquitoes are actually hella good for the environment. They can be a deterrent for humans settling in a new wooded area. And no animal is worse for the planet than us humans.

  • @leavill1209
    @leavill1209 5 лет назад +3709

    “I CAN KEEP STINGING!”
    Lmaooo this was hilarious, Wasps are evil

    • @pugthedevito8685
      @pugthedevito8685 5 лет назад +8

      Leomary Villaman the “666 likes” is a confirmation of Wasp being despicable beings...

    • @basslayer000
      @basslayer000 5 лет назад

      😂🤣

    • @cherylgrey4044
      @cherylgrey4044 5 лет назад +4

      1 k people liked this yet know one realized that wasps don’t sting, they bite

    • @Wick291
      @Wick291 5 лет назад +7

      Cheryl Grey They sting AND bite dummy. 🙄🙄🙄

    • @kekkfa1281
      @kekkfa1281 5 лет назад

      @@Wick291 that was rude

  • @Kvasir-thewise1
    @Kvasir-thewise1 4 года назад +3847

    "Hi, im a mosquito, and ive killed more people than hitler and Stalin combined"

    • @supremeshrek8096
      @supremeshrek8096 4 года назад +8

      Ooooofo mode

    • @thangfahsavung9120
      @thangfahsavung9120 4 года назад +51

      One mosquito can birth 500 mosquitoes. I'll zap them I'll zap them all

    • @bobiiy909
      @bobiiy909 4 года назад +1

      THOUSANDTH LIKE

    • @doomdoom7427
      @doomdoom7427 4 года назад +7

      Eze&Yare Dominguez It was just a joke lad.

    • @Sol17Opacus
      @Sol17Opacus 4 года назад +8

      Mosquitos aren't really killing those humans though. Plasmodium microbes that were living in the mosquitos' stomachs are the real murderers.

  • @crowsenpai3326
    @crowsenpai3326 Год назад +2

    Lol, it’s accurate, wasps will literally go out of their way to sting an innocent human being.

  • @shohaiku
    @shohaiku Год назад +5

    The wasp should’ve talked about how he lays eggs inside some insects 😂😂😂

  • @keadantheking2739
    @keadantheking2739 5 лет назад +1940

    “Well I’m sure most of the time it’s just self defense right?” NOPE 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @cjwhite7801
    @cjwhite7801 5 лет назад +10195

    “I’m the reason that flowers have mixed babies” 😂😂

    • @skylerstone2797
      @skylerstone2797 4 года назад +36

      Was looking for this comment

    • @moxygirl5636
      @moxygirl5636 4 года назад +67

      Like the milkman

    • @moxygirl5636
      @moxygirl5636 4 года назад +8

      Rumman47 not exactly

    • @moxygirl5636
      @moxygirl5636 4 года назад +36

      Rumman47 it’s just an old joke. Like to say you’re the mailman’s kid or something. Or when kids would come out mixed they would say things like a service man fathered the child. You know what I mean ☺️

    • @notsour1023
      @notsour1023 4 года назад +1

      I also watched the video

  • @TruFire710
    @TruFire710 Год назад +3

    Lmfao you were tryin so hard not to laugh when you were playin the wasp😂

  • @lolscience1979
    @lolscience1979 7 месяцев назад

    Mosquitoes: “Finally, a worthy opponent. Our legend will be legendary.”

  • @KEiVYXX
    @KEiVYXX 4 года назад +15558

    "Ay dat wasp kinda big"
    "Dat wasp is HUGE"
    *"IT'S COMING FOR MEEEEE"*

  • @crunchyy5448
    @crunchyy5448 4 года назад +6123

    Wasp: *Exists*
    Human: Why do I hear boss music?

    • @762demon
      @762demon 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @valsioncustom
      @valsioncustom 4 года назад +21

      @Silence4101 I see that Part 5 Reference.

    • @Agus-mw9tw
      @Agus-mw9tw 4 года назад +4

      Im the 420 like hell yeah im worthless

    • @user-rq9cl6yw6q
      @user-rq9cl6yw6q 4 года назад +28

      @Silence4101
      Wasp: *spreads legs and rushes towards the human's face*
      Human: *stops the attack by holding the wasp's legs* "Why did the piano stop?"
      Wasp: "HAHAHA, you fell for it! Thunder cross split attack!"

    • @just_a_strange_traveler
      @just_a_strange_traveler 4 года назад +8

      Kid: grabs hose
      Ant colony: why do we hear boss music
      Kid: Cuz I'm big & you're small😈
      It's an ant bully reference

  • @familyguys9625
    @familyguys9625 Год назад +2

    Everybody gangsta, till The cockroach starts flying.

  • @mrjemenai
    @mrjemenai Год назад +4

    “How bout chu, on the wall?” Talking to a fly on the wall 😂😂😂😂 dumb!! 0:03

  • @defenestratorofsouls4266
    @defenestratorofsouls4266 5 лет назад +36552

    "be careful around those flowers though"
    >venus fly trap flashbacks

    • @JoshuaBLowery
      @JoshuaBLowery 5 лет назад +697

      Finally, someone else noticed!

    • @rachelboyd5820
      @rachelboyd5820 5 лет назад +244

      😂😂😂 glad I wasn't the only one

    • @Jordaegreen
      @Jordaegreen 5 лет назад +81

      Yes 😂😂😂

    • @damonbrown1065
      @damonbrown1065 5 лет назад +113

      Immediately what came to mind to lol.

    • @G__Corbo
      @G__Corbo 5 лет назад +74

      I was going to comment this if no one else did😂

  • @samanthasanchez8584
    @samanthasanchez8584 5 лет назад +3715

    2:20
    wasp: i saw you were over here
    minding you business
    human: ITS COMING FOR ME!!!
    😂😂.

  • @blewprent
    @blewprent Год назад +2

    "Observe....OBSERVE" 😂😂😂

  • @TheUnderscore_
    @TheUnderscore_ 9 месяцев назад +1

    You know my man got stung before making this video

  • @theclonecollector9245
    @theclonecollector9245 4 года назад +9814

    Mosquito was scheduled to show up but was slapped to death on the way there.

    • @Aerochalklate
      @Aerochalklate 4 года назад +103

      The Great and Mighty Gabe reminds me of one punch man

    • @maggiehoffman6694
      @maggiehoffman6694 4 года назад +8

      H a h a

    • @rhaegal5650
      @rhaegal5650 4 года назад +21

      Rightly so

    • @adyatma1
      @adyatma1 4 года назад +96

      At least he got an applause before its death

    • @CoastalKite
      @CoastalKite 4 года назад +18

      Dang. This comment came in late but came in clutch. This is GOLD

  • @Pilgrim239
    @Pilgrim239 Год назад +4

    The wasp litterly just wants too hurt ppl😂😂😂

  • @JagoShogun
    @JagoShogun 7 месяцев назад +1

    "I can keep stinging!" Unlike the bee, s/he's in no danger stinging larger foes multiple times.

    • @MrM0gus
      @MrM0gus 7 месяцев назад

      bro just say "they"

    • @JagoShogun
      @JagoShogun 7 месяцев назад

      Soldier bee's and most bee's are female.
      And the joke is since she's played by a male, I used s/he.
      Now quit being crispy and liberal.@@MrM0gus

  • @lordslamzer1403
    @lordslamzer1403 5 лет назад +4853

    I feel like this was the product of a wasp encounter

    • @simondesanta5774
      @simondesanta5774 5 лет назад +21

      @Lord Slamzer how are there no replies a 1.3 k liked comment now 1.8

    • @vincev4630
      @vincev4630 5 лет назад +8

      @@simondesanta5774 - Sounds like something you'd expect from a deadpool profile picture..

    • @vincev4630
      @vincev4630 5 лет назад +2

      @@simondesanta5774 - Ah, the deadpool profile pic finally gets it and edits his own post. Great work sir!

    • @vincev4630
      @vincev4630 5 лет назад +9

      @@simondesanta5774 - How edgy and original. My apologies for being an inconvinence *tips fedora* Good day...🎩

    • @HH-bb2cy
      @HH-bb2cy 5 лет назад +1

      @@vincev4630 -o k-

  • @evertonkkg6624
    @evertonkkg6624 4 года назад +4367

    The fact that wasps don't die after sticking is God's greatest prank on humanity.

    • @kamui4552
      @kamui4552 4 года назад +15

      @Deserve Not Desire Agree

    • @jaiden5358
      @jaiden5358 4 года назад +88

      It's because we made fidget spinners.

    • @lapidations
      @lapidations 4 года назад +7

      @@jaiden5358 so true

    • @chillychipp8056
      @chillychipp8056 4 года назад +10

      Its cause wasps bite instead of sting

    • @evertonkkg6624
      @evertonkkg6624 4 года назад +25

      @@chillychipp8056 no

  • @nashtrojan
    @nashtrojan Год назад +2

    My girlfriend thinks every insect with wings has the mentality of a wasp.

  • @abduckion
    @abduckion 9 месяцев назад

    be careful around them flowers 💀 the skit of the Venus fly trap 💀

  • @rexx9917
    @rexx9917 5 лет назад +3572

    "Wasn't there supposed to be a spider here?"
    "On my larvae, no"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Trinity-wm8sm
    @Trinity-wm8sm 5 лет назад +21909

    let's just appreciate the 'fly on the wall' joke

    • @alphalupus7527
      @alphalupus7527 5 лет назад +213

      @The Legendary RUclips Commenter he's leaning on the wall

    • @QuestionableLogic_
      @QuestionableLogic_ 5 лет назад +459

      @@alphalupus7527 yes, thank you for explaining the joke further.

    • @jarmonjohnson
      @jarmonjohnson 5 лет назад +190

      This dudes videos have levels to them.

    • @yareyaredaze6059
      @yareyaredaze6059 5 лет назад +85

      What the hell is this
      "Fly on the wall"
      Joke?

    • @AuraQueenDraconis
      @AuraQueenDraconis 5 лет назад +326

      @@yareyaredaze6059 There is a term in English called "fly on the wall" which usually refers to people who eavesdrop. The definition is, "an unnoticed observer of a particular situation"

  • @zestnut
    @zestnut Год назад +2

    “it’s coming for MEEEE”😭😭

  • @dubclu6
    @dubclu6 7 месяцев назад

    When he said the wasps I was like “yup that’s all they do, they have no purpose.”

  • @ichstehehinterdir1703
    @ichstehehinterdir1703 3 года назад +6538

    Spider: Everybody gangsta until they don’t see me anymore.

  • @thekinginyellow7777
    @thekinginyellow7777 4 года назад +8412

    Wasp: "I like to hurt people."
    Hornet: _"Pathetic."_

    • @cynclairewoods4225
      @cynclairewoods4225 4 года назад +286

      Plot Twist: Hornets are wasps

    • @ericshun3926
      @ericshun3926 4 года назад +150

      Hornets are just upgraded wasp

    • @luminphillips282
      @luminphillips282 4 года назад +71

      @@ericshun3926 facts 😭 they're so much more aggressive and huge

    • @juniorbunior142
      @juniorbunior142 4 года назад +30

      Hornets allow me to indreduce myself

    • @gabrieljohnson9794
      @gabrieljohnson9794 4 года назад +4

      Have you ever seen a tarantula hornet? Look it up if you haven’t

  • @maxtomchris
    @maxtomchris 11 месяцев назад +1

    If Spider came..
    Spider: *Sitting alone* I took care of your insect problem.

  • @kennedylemon5837
    @kennedylemon5837 Год назад +5

    I just found out that hornets are even more worse than wasps.
    I saw a short that there is one type of hornet in that is so aggressive, it remembers people that provoked them, and it needs other hornets to hold them back

  • @NFPA-704
    @NFPA-704 4 года назад +2178

    ”Aight, be careful round those flowers tho, I heard they can... They can... Be crazy" His venus fly trap video was hilarious

    • @antinoye973
      @antinoye973 4 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @user-ys1pt6uz3t
      @user-ys1pt6uz3t 4 года назад +12

      Oh shit how did I not realize this wtf

    • @Mothbean
      @Mothbean 4 года назад +27

      I'M TIRED OF DRINKING! I WANNA *_C H E W_*

    • @NFPA-704
      @NFPA-704 4 года назад +4

      Why tf does this have 1.1k likes?? Fr?

    • @jasarose5436
      @jasarose5436 4 года назад +2

      Anarchic Bandit no idea this video is 3 months old

  • @fool8003
    @fool8003 5 лет назад +2193

    Wasp: i like to hurt people.
    Me: **looks around the room for a wasp**

    • @oneminuteyt
      @oneminuteyt 3 года назад +1

      Lol 2k likes and no comments?

    • @davidbruce8251
      @davidbruce8251 3 года назад +1

      Htf does this only have 1 comment over a 1 year span?

    • @beeviix
      @beeviix 3 года назад

      Well then, this is a sad reply section.

  • @JackieLombardi
    @JackieLombardi Год назад +2

    He asked that self defense question like he already knew the awnser LMFAOOOOOO

  • @marquelgreen6763
    @marquelgreen6763 Год назад +1

    I love how references his venus fly trap video in this skit

  • @1inchnoodle323
    @1inchnoodle323 3 года назад +5928

    I like how he’s labeled human just in case we didn’t know

  • @hwar4977
    @hwar4977 5 лет назад +5006

    and the RUclips algorithm has now been restored to its full glory

  • @Argumemnon
    @Argumemnon Месяц назад

    "Careful around those flowers, though."
    Yeah, we all saw that.

  • @DacheFox8
    @DacheFox8 7 месяцев назад +1

    Meanwhile Hornets:
    "Yeah we're pretty much like a brother to Wasps."
    Lol

  • @kooketh-shooketh_imdone580
    @kooketh-shooketh_imdone580 5 лет назад +2325

    Caleb: *gets stung by wasp*
    Caleb the next day:

    • @cintrosfuture1800
      @cintrosfuture1800 5 лет назад +16

      Facts!😂😂😂

    • @Zachary-ro6eg
      @Zachary-ro6eg 5 лет назад +5

      💀💀💀

    • @yourmom596
      @yourmom596 5 лет назад +4

      PPFT-

    • @makdanie
      @makdanie 5 лет назад +1

      fr tho

    • @onemore9454
      @onemore9454 5 лет назад +2

      I got stung by a wasp on the back of my neck. me and my cousin went and drenched the whole thing, bottled them dumped them into a spider web under the fence. I'm lying I wish I did that as payback

  • @romusa10
    @romusa10 3 года назад +6591

    "Most of the time it was self defense, right?"
    *NOP*

    • @cryezen
      @cryezen 3 года назад +45

      *nop*

    • @donovan2723
      @donovan2723 3 года назад +19

      I can attest.
      Just got stung in my arm while watching TV in bed. Just chilling! I wasn't even moving. Made me think of this video! Damn useless animals haha.

    • @romusa10
      @romusa10 3 года назад +12

      @@donovan2723 yeah wasp basicaly just nature's bully 🤣

    • @hayoumad8775
      @hayoumad8775 3 года назад +4

      *wow*

    • @donovan2723
      @donovan2723 3 года назад +10

      @@xiondavis969 Wow. Never got flamed so much for hating on wasps.