When your roommate is a misguided super hero.

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Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @TKMacsta
    @TKMacsta 3 года назад +5405

    “To end homelessness, I killed all homeless people”

    • @indraservo5764
      @indraservo5764 3 года назад +295

      "I can't? Ok...ok...I'll just destroy every home"

    • @mangaprofilepicture5820
      @mangaprofilepicture5820 3 года назад +125

      I used my super speed to gather them all up, and then flew into space until they popped like balloons

    • @nidhogg8446
      @nidhogg8446 3 года назад +90

      Isn't...... Isn't that the standard government solution?

    • @chimedemon
      @chimedemon 3 года назад +43

      (Rich people taking notes)

    • @craigsayshello8239
      @craigsayshello8239 3 года назад +7

      @@nidhogg8446 oddly as that sounds but that’s inhumane because anyone of us could end up homeless so I wouldn’t want to be apart of that agenda

  • @kurtnolenpamplona8416
    @kurtnolenpamplona8416 3 года назад +12900

    “To end world hunger I killed all the hungry people”

    • @ramuk1127
      @ramuk1127 3 года назад +615

      big brain shit

    • @giovannigiovanni.7220
      @giovannigiovanni.7220 3 года назад +479

      *"Y'all different, we don't eat where I'm from"*

    • @abstraksone
      @abstraksone 3 года назад +234

      “To end corrupt governments, I killed every politician”

    • @Robert-Cinque777
      @Robert-Cinque777 3 года назад +76

      Cannibalism ends overpopulation & hunger

    • @rarelovell1093
      @rarelovell1093 3 года назад +55

      I litterally red a book where this was a major plot point

  • @robinekariski
    @robinekariski 2 года назад +2253

    "The only language they understand is financial" is the most underrated line in this video.

  • @alexanderdereklim6462
    @alexanderdereklim6462 2 года назад +1089

    The high-pitched "YoU DId WhAT?" Got me laughing my ass off

  • @geezyexe3889
    @geezyexe3889 3 года назад +2590

    “I remembered that there are people dying of thirst in Africa, so I flooded the whole continent”

    • @fairyblu6929
      @fairyblu6929 3 года назад +51

      Looks like I would be drowned then 😂😂

    • @Tessy301
      @Tessy301 3 года назад +24

      @@fairyblu6929 same

    • @Matth3w-wil
      @Matth3w-wil 3 года назад +41

      people dying of hunger? i took all of the livestock and food from farms around the world and put them all around their place so they can no longer be hungry.

    • @matthewruiz2493
      @matthewruiz2493 3 года назад +7

      Lmfao😭😭😭😭

    • @justsomeonehere884
      @justsomeonehere884 3 года назад +4

      people dying of brain cancer?
      EASY! steal someone elses brain

  • @anomalocaristheabnormalshr3248
    @anomalocaristheabnormalshr3248 3 года назад +7374

    ʸ ᵒ ᵘ ᵈ ᶦ ᵈ ʷ ʰ ᵃ ᵗ ˀ

    • @justduddude
      @justduddude 3 года назад +173

      mans voice increased by 100

    • @shantcheetah
      @shantcheetah 3 года назад +64

      I even read this like how Caleb said it haha

    • @lawrencetalbot8346
      @lawrencetalbot8346 3 года назад +21

      This is actual a decent solution to crime. Think of how much better our taxes could be utilized

    • @canter1ter
      @canter1ter 3 года назад +47

      0:50

    • @jacobbanja2729
      @jacobbanja2729 3 года назад +9

      I laughed so hard

  • @NatsuJayRockNeo
    @NatsuJayRockNeo Год назад +475

    Being this reasonable while having this godlike superhero as a roommate is a superpower in of itself honestly.

  • @thetower8577
    @thetower8577 2 года назад +547

    "So I thought wow sharks are pretty dangerous aren't they?"
    *PAUSE*
    "Ye- uh Henry-"
    "So I identified all the sharks on the planet--

    • @SubSimpich
      @SubSimpich 2 года назад +44

      "-and just flew them as high as they could possibly go, before they popped!"
      "Stop, stop, no. NoooOOOOO! Stop! Stop taking things to sPAce! Stop POPPing creatUREs, what is WRONG with you!!!?"

    • @foxbox6686
      @foxbox6686 Год назад +25

      @@SubSimpich
      " No no it's cool! Their really dangerous!"
      *"YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THATS GONNA DO TO THE ENVIRONMENT!!!"*

    • @leonardorolingstella8554
      @leonardorolingstella8554 9 месяцев назад

      “To end sexism i killed all the women”

    • @normalplayer98
      @normalplayer98 6 месяцев назад

      @@foxbox6686”dude look it up! Look it up the-th-They’re scAArryy stuff-“

    • @cerealgibbon7330
      @cerealgibbon7330 3 месяца назад +1

      No, look it up! Look it up!

  • @WeloTwelve
    @WeloTwelve 3 года назад +7822

    “To cure people dying, I just killed everyone before they could die”
    -Misguided hero

    • @kawgrath1876
      @kawgrath1876 3 года назад +173

      But, as the old adage goes, people die when they are killed

    • @deletedchannel954
      @deletedchannel954 3 года назад +28

      Sounds like spongebob

    • @einrahel7367
      @einrahel7367 3 года назад +9

      Exactly how Sargeras thought 🤣🤣🤣

    • @GilangRamadhan-03
      @GilangRamadhan-03 3 года назад +2

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    • @Heptkaidekaphiliac
      @Heptkaidekaphiliac 3 года назад +11

      Pro choicers when they bring up child abuse

  • @bernardking667
    @bernardking667 3 года назад +5799

    “To cure death, I killed everyone.”

    • @u-thix2436
      @u-thix2436 3 года назад +239

      If no one is alive, no one can die then.

    • @mrlakiro5526
      @mrlakiro5526 3 года назад +70

      049 has breached containment

    • @Human_traain
      @Human_traain 3 года назад +32

      @@u-thix2436 amazing logic

    • @blues9215
      @blues9215 3 года назад +28

      That’s infinity wars whole plot

    • @cameron3426
      @cameron3426 3 года назад +10

      @@blues9215 nah thanos didn't want to kill everyone he had a good reason for killing half the amount of living things.

  • @orxy-sevendeadlysinsgrandc9088
    @orxy-sevendeadlysinsgrandc9088 2 года назад +356

    I could just imagine that one person in jail who was about to leave jail in 1 day for stealing a watermelon and they just die. Kinda sad ngl

    • @reisen9584
      @reisen9584 2 года назад +37

      twice

    • @AbsoluteRatBastard
      @AbsoluteRatBastard Год назад +23

      Nah misguided hero brought them back

    • @saudades1002
      @saudades1002 3 месяца назад +3

      I wouldn't stop thinking about the janitor working there that never did anything wrong

  • @MakiseRumi
    @MakiseRumi Год назад +30

    "you'd rather be locked up in prison over going OUT LIKE A G???" 😂😂

  • @aididz7613
    @aididz7613 3 года назад +14895

    "To end all racism, I killed all races"
    -Eren, probably

    • @TheVanoralix
      @TheVanoralix 3 года назад +514

      Let's take everyone into the sky until they pop

    • @aurasushii3676
      @aurasushii3676 3 года назад +344

      The poor Race Cars. :(

    • @vanitasz
      @vanitasz 3 года назад +112

      equality at its finest in eren's eyes

    • @Gunner1997100
      @Gunner1997100 3 года назад +258

      "So I gathered up all my boys and then we just started walking."
      -Eren, probably.

    • @ijal290
      @ijal290 3 года назад +20

      *slaps! "How about Nascar?"

  • @hatlessatlas
    @hatlessatlas 3 года назад +3250

    Hero: “Sharks are pretty dangerous, right?”
    Me: “........I don’t like where this is going.”

    • @akhirahsparkle3384
      @akhirahsparkle3384 3 года назад +24

      Same🤣

    • @midastanggiat2266
      @midastanggiat2266 3 года назад +44

      Gawr gura: (chuckles) I'm in danger

    • @Leon-yw3zz
      @Leon-yw3zz 3 года назад +14

      @@midastanggiat2266 but gura is not ordinary shark

    • @akhirahsparkle3384
      @akhirahsparkle3384 3 года назад +5

      @@Leon-yw3zz hope you don't mind my asking but..
      Who's gura?

    • @Leon-yw3zz
      @Leon-yw3zz 3 года назад +14

      @@akhirahsparkle3384 a cute little girl shark that came from atlantis

  • @TheMamaluigi300
    @TheMamaluigi300 Год назад +181

    The way Henry said “SO I IDENTIFIED” with such inviction as the camera smash cuts to a zoom-in to his face gives me “TO CONTROL YOUR TOES” vibes

  • @jazerlewis309
    @jazerlewis309 9 месяцев назад +48

    the way Caleb looked visibly sick after buddy explained how he popped all the prisoners was golden

  • @mitthrawnuruodo1730
    @mitthrawnuruodo1730 3 года назад +3529

    Superhero: *“They popped like balloons-“*
    Caleb: y o u d i d w a t ?

    • @mr.eggstastic9098
      @mr.eggstastic9098 3 года назад +5

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    • @mr.eggstastic9098
      @mr.eggstastic9098 3 года назад

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    • @havilavi472
      @havilavi472 3 года назад

      @Ibrahim MOHSEN lmao 😂 thanks

    • @LoyalBoyJay
      @LoyalBoyJay 3 года назад

      Heys guys I just dropped a WWE skit let me know your thoughts 🙏🔥 ( sorry for the promo )

    • @makimasdevil2055
      @makimasdevil2055 3 года назад

      im like 666. nice.

  • @ZeldaSnake300
    @ZeldaSnake300 3 года назад +2752

    “So what’s your power?”
    “I can fly people up to space so high until they POP!”
    *interviewer points finger*

  • @ngkn2008able
    @ngkn2008able Год назад +7

    "Look it up"
    "Here, vending machines kill more people than sharks
    . . .
    "Don't tell me you thrown all the vending machines into space?"
    "Ye"

  • @user-ts5oe3mv2f
    @user-ts5oe3mv2f 2 года назад +26

    I lost it when he said “So anyways I started blasting”

  • @crispyattucks
    @crispyattucks 3 года назад +8248

    Caleb be like: “There’s trash in the ocean so I got rid of the entire ocean.”

    • @Roeclean
      @Roeclean 3 года назад +92

      Bruhhh

    • @tanzvestite
      @tanzvestite 3 года назад +41

      @@ALTMultimediaProduction how would you force us if we don't want to.

    • @LoyalBoyJay
      @LoyalBoyJay 3 года назад +1

      Heys guys I just dropped a WWE skit let me know your thoughts 🙏🔥 ( sorry for the promo )

    • @AegixDrakan
      @AegixDrakan 3 года назад +7

      OH GODS, yeah, that's exactly what went on. XD

    • @DrPonk
      @DrPonk 3 года назад +9

      Nah b this dude's name was Henry

  • @JosephLachh
    @JosephLachh 3 года назад +2315

    Sounds like a friend of Thanos. He's got his kind of logic.

    • @feralcyborggaming1531
      @feralcyborggaming1531 3 года назад +36

      Not really. Thanos knew what he was doing.

    • @SilverVolo
      @SilverVolo 3 года назад +17

      Thanos was good though

    • @ulyssesjager2127
      @ulyssesjager2127 3 года назад +14

      More like light

    • @madkingace1798
      @madkingace1798 3 года назад +10

      @@ulyssesjager2127 light was right I. The beginning but later on he become to possess with the power

    • @theblinkingbrownie4654
      @theblinkingbrownie4654 3 года назад +16

      Thanos massacred AFTER watching the documentary

  • @robbhere93
    @robbhere93 2 года назад +40

    what’s worse is lmao he never said he erased their memories of what happened so he’s given all of those criminals PTSD 🤣🤣🤣

    • @KingFamppam
      @KingFamppam 6 месяцев назад +7

      It happened less than a mil sec so they never knew it happened

  • @MrSimon3059
    @MrSimon3059 2 года назад +25

    I always wondered what the phrase "The road to hell is paved with good intentions" meant. I think i understand it a bit now.

  • @butisitreallyjustjj
    @butisitreallyjustjj 3 года назад +17941

    "There's way too many child predators, *so I got rid of the children* "

    • @Pelipear
      @Pelipear 3 года назад +449

      😂😭

    • @theskullpalace
      @theskullpalace 3 года назад +450

      @@26mic yo you add too much context on your skits and most of them are way too long 8m for ex. so you can prolly shorten em a bit

    • @26mic
      @26mic 3 года назад +119

      @@theskullpalace gochu bro 💯

    • @edwardnygma8533
      @edwardnygma8533 3 года назад +459

      "There's only one thing worse than a [predator]."
      "A child."

    • @Itsezyyyy__
      @Itsezyyyy__ 3 года назад +15

      😂😂😂😂

  • @ligmaisrealnotkidding4380
    @ligmaisrealnotkidding4380 3 года назад +1029

    Imagine if the hero got rejected by a girl. “So this girl rejected me right. And I gave her some SPACE”

    • @brightappiah6327
      @brightappiah6327 3 года назад +9

      Damn bro 😂😂😂

    • @thefoochie2118
      @thefoochie2118 3 года назад +33

      I guess they needed some space before she was ready to let him POP her cherry

    • @Yuan-lo3zz
      @Yuan-lo3zz 3 года назад

      1k likes coming

    • @kingjuju600
      @kingjuju600 3 года назад

      Underrated Comment

    • @henryviiifake8244
      @henryviiifake8244 3 года назад +10

      *SuperCaleb:* "She said I need to be more 'oPEn mInDEd' and I said 'no! _you_ need to be more open minded!'"
      *Caleb:* "S-so why does she have a giant hole in her hea- oh."

  • @ancienttechnique5830
    @ancienttechnique5830 2 года назад +24

    Finally a roommate that pays his half of the rent on time. It’s almost like it’s too good to be true

  • @leorobin832
    @leorobin832 Год назад +15

    The constant pain his roommate causes him brings me great joy.

  • @fanman1584
    @fanman1584 3 года назад +1781

    "people kept dying, so I killed everyone."

  • @jarnodatema
    @jarnodatema 3 года назад +3643

    Imagine being falsely accused and get sent to jail and then this happened

    • @hellothere3071
      @hellothere3071 2 года назад +18

      lol

    • @kennethbryant5819
      @kennethbryant5819 2 года назад +188

      Like he said, wouldn't you rather go out like a G instead of wasting away in a corrupt system that profits off your misery? Double that for the falsely accused.

    • @jacobbrinson4822
      @jacobbrinson4822 2 года назад +152

      @@kennethbryant5819 or like the people who were gonna be released the next day

    • @melanieorz9107
      @melanieorz9107 2 года назад +38

      I know right being made to pop and reconstructed and then atomized before being put back in jail. No reimbursement for the trauma and PPtsd you incurred, that'd suck.

    • @hellothere3071
      @hellothere3071 2 года назад +20

      @@melanieorz9107 I don’t think they even noticed anything and everything that happened all they knew is that they were in a random location because he did it in super speed and during the organ reconstruction they were probably dead then brought to life so all they would be was confused since they were in a random location

  • @VOIDWALKER_333
    @VOIDWALKER_333 3 месяца назад +3

    “Stop bringing things to SPACE!!!” 😂

  • @Z.A.N.E
    @Z.A.N.E 2 года назад +17

    I would love an anime about a misguided superhero and their roommate who's just confused and sick of their sh*t

  • @shuhaname9791
    @shuhaname9791 3 года назад +1569

    "So anyways I started blasting"
    "YOU WHAT?!?!?"

    • @geovanrich4916
      @geovanrich4916 3 года назад +32

      Gotta love a sunny reference anywhere it appears

    • @ghamdi7077
      @ghamdi7077 3 года назад +4

      @@geovanrich4916 Agreed, never gets old.

    • @popmitchell9930
      @popmitchell9930 3 года назад +5

      That's a double reference

    • @nubnubgaming6648
      @nubnubgaming6648 3 года назад +1

      Bruh that was the funniest scene man

    • @jonnyqu3st542
      @jonnyqu3st542 3 года назад +1

      Holy fuck that shit got me good hahaha

  • @Vi-nc1cv
    @Vi-nc1cv 3 года назад +3383

    “So anyways I started blasting”
    *YOU WAHT*
    “I... atomised... them”

    • @Charles-ms9rd
      @Charles-ms9rd 3 года назад +84

      You atomised them. STOP KILLING PEOPLE.

    • @anbush0621
      @anbush0621 3 года назад +55

      MANN MAKE UP YOUR MIND... YOU WANT ME TO UNDO IT THEN FIX IT AGAIN!

    • @ajgutzmer6571
      @ajgutzmer6571 3 года назад +41

      Just put everything back to normal ... please . . . please

    • @shantcheetah
      @shantcheetah 3 года назад +17

      Just says it so casually hahaha

    • @sgnavenue2392
      @sgnavenue2392 3 года назад +22

      @@ajgutzmer6571 alright whatever.. *flies away*

  • @MariaTex3
    @MariaTex3 Год назад +13

    I want the backstory to how our regular dude ended up as roomates with this confused but well intentioned superhero

  • @Drushy_G
    @Drushy_G 3 месяца назад +2

    “There are way too many depressed people so I ended the people”

  • @justsomeguy196
    @justsomeguy196 3 года назад +3222

    “The Worst kind of Evil is the kind that doesn’t Know they’re Evil”
    -A Weather Enthusiast

    • @matdrac8772
      @matdrac8772 3 года назад +31

      Also Pucci

    • @bobbytarantino3552
      @bobbytarantino3552 3 года назад +29

      This perfectly describes thanos

    • @joaoii1082
      @joaoii1082 3 года назад +6

      Basically, Pucci was a fool

    • @saneperson2
      @saneperson2 3 года назад +8

      @@TheChosenOnesTime me who’s only on the first season second episode: you may have out smarted me but I out smarted your out smartings

    • @QuoththeRavenRequiem
      @QuoththeRavenRequiem 3 года назад +15

      Say, can you give me a Weather Report?

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +9372

    Caleb: "To end racism I killed every other race apart from one"
    Eren: "Not bad kid"

  • @jordanhamilton3795
    @jordanhamilton3795 2 года назад +8

    You can see the moment he’s like “wait a minute..” when the other guy says “I didn’t even finish the documentary”

  • @phatnugget134
    @phatnugget134 Год назад +7

    Wait till he hears about vending machines

  • @someartist1908
    @someartist1908 3 года назад +5663

    "To stop sunburns, I destroyed the sun!"
    - Misguided Hero

    • @macc1232
      @macc1232 3 года назад +198

      Guiding Friend: You Can’t Do that!! We don’t have Light!! 💡 🌞
      Misguided hero: oh..
      *Leaves*
      Misguided Hero: So I moved the earth to another system, and this sun is HUUUUGE! Even started smelling bacon on the way back from victory 🥓

    • @JeromeProductions
      @JeromeProductions 3 года назад +5

      Lmfao

    • @qianbang_
      @qianbang_ 3 года назад +16

      no, he destroys skin

    • @JS-ju1xw
      @JS-ju1xw 3 года назад +7

      Without the sun no one will ever die of wild parcenip again.

    • @JS-ju1xw
      @JS-ju1xw 3 года назад +3

      @Steven Line Do you have any idea how many innocent children are killed by wild parcenip every year.

  • @thatrandomdude5899
    @thatrandomdude5899 3 года назад +5641

    *"i atomized them"* he sounds like he came to a realization

    • @ivebz200
      @ivebz200 3 года назад +28

      God 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐬
      God 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬
      God 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬
      God 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬
      God 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐬
      𝐆𝐨𝐝 𝐈𝐬 𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝
      𝗖𝗮𝗻 𝗶 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗮 Amen??

    • @ivebz200
      @ivebz200 3 года назад +7

      @keilan rivers God 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐬
      God 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬
      God 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬
      God 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬
      God 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐬
      𝐆𝐨𝐝 𝐈𝐬 𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝
      𝗖𝗮𝗻 𝗶 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗮 Amen??

    • @ivebz200
      @ivebz200 3 года назад +8

      @WESTON BLAIR God 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐬
      God 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬
      God 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬
      God 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬
      God 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐬
      𝐆𝐨𝐝 𝐈𝐬 𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝
      𝗖𝗮𝗻 𝗶 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗮 Amen??

    • @entomologyenthusiast
      @entomologyenthusiast 3 года назад +31

      @@ivebz200 how is this relevant?

    • @nanochic
      @nanochic 3 года назад +18

      @@ivebz200 why'd you say God heals twice, also God doesn't forget, at least not the abrahamic god.

  • @terrapinflyer273
    @terrapinflyer273 2 месяца назад +3

    0:45 That "You did what?" line was absolutely perfect.

  • @dmanconn
    @dmanconn 2 года назад +7

    Whats scary is he has a villain cape and he keeps doing messed up things. He's a super human that hasn't become a villain yet

  • @openheart820
    @openheart820 3 года назад +3347

    This is what a 5 year old would do if they had superpowers.
    "Mommy, I killed all of the sharks on Earth because Animal Planet said that they are mean."

    • @nabinoorshahil2715
      @nabinoorshahil2715 3 года назад +186

      Mom: nooooooo, what have you done?
      Actually that would be a funny comedy show for kids a normal mom who has a super power child and has to teach them to use their powers for good. It can also have occational emotionally heartwarming episodes with genuinly good morals.

    • @eareversed308
      @eareversed308 3 года назад +62

      @@nabinoorshahil2715 uhm Raising Dion

    • @Cross-wk8xt
      @Cross-wk8xt 3 года назад +29

      @@eareversed308 Bruh that show was fire 🔥

    • @zaekat4088
      @zaekat4088 3 года назад +3

      The likes are at 666- i can’t ruin this-

    • @gutiepiettv2432
      @gutiepiettv2432 3 года назад +7

      After the murder of her baby, a black woman rises up in ranks and becomes the first female black president of America, at first she's nice and stands up for plenty of causes until she's elected president and all goes downhill for the men and white people all together...
      www.wattpad.com/story/162617355-this-president-is-a-black-girl
      Idea for this story is from my mom, surprisingly. O.O0 00000000

  • @YeshuaIsTheTruth
    @YeshuaIsTheTruth 3 года назад +1829

    Friend: "And I was like, sharks are really dangerous, right?"
    Caleb: "Yeah...
    ... Henry...."

  • @nehemiyahcoles9163
    @nehemiyahcoles9163 Год назад +2

    This is homelander if he tried to be an actual superhero

  • @willemhansen
    @willemhansen Год назад +12

    "Sharks are pretty dangerous."
    Me, a marine animal nerd: *deeply inhales*

  • @micyoz5283
    @micyoz5283 3 года назад +1597

    “You’re saying you’d rather be locked up, instead of goin out LIKE A G?!” Lmao

  • @sashabraus9422
    @sashabraus9422 3 года назад +620

    Imagine getting arrested for getting drunk. You're just spending the night in jail no big deal. Then you suddenly pop like a water balloon In the stratosphere, get rebuilt and set free. As soon as you process what happened you've been thanosed

    • @Pelipear
      @Pelipear 3 года назад +52

      At least it was "painless"..

    • @spencerlanman4011
      @spencerlanman4011 3 года назад +86

      Then you wake up back in your jail cell and never drink again.

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 3 года назад +38

      @@spencerlanman4011 u know what we might be on to something fuck Alcohol Dependency Counseling this the new treatment

    • @26mic
      @26mic 3 года назад +4

      I make skits just like Caleb City and I bet 100% that I’ll make you guys laugh. If I’m wrong then you can come back to this comment and tell me

    • @Clementine416
      @Clementine416 3 года назад

      Jail and prison are 2 different things

  • @dogmuncher_69
    @dogmuncher_69 2 года назад +10

    “So anyways I started blastin” this gets me every time lmaooo

  • @phantomstar1248
    @phantomstar1248 3 месяца назад +1

    “Instead of going out like a G!” Got me lol

  • @flux9765
    @flux9765 3 года назад +1250

    “I... atomised them. No criminal no problem😃”

    • @Pelipear
      @Pelipear 3 года назад +37

      "Reduced to atoms"..

    • @wayfaringstranger8430
      @wayfaringstranger8430 3 года назад +25

      Well. He's not exactly _100%_ wrong...

    • @26mic
      @26mic 3 года назад +4

      I make skits just like Caleb City and I bet 100% that I’ll make you guys laugh. If I’m wrong then you can come back to this comment and tell me

    • @akhirahsparkle3384
      @akhirahsparkle3384 3 года назад +6

      Death Note be like

    • @26mic
      @26mic 3 года назад

      @Salmon Boi alright man fasho. Watch the Bobby one though. People said it was the funniest

  • @kqworthy2460
    @kqworthy2460 3 года назад +766

    Kid: Dad who’s that?
    Dad: Son, he’s the hero this city...has.

    • @MrMegaSuperDuperMe
      @MrMegaSuperDuperMe 3 года назад +53

      And the one it doesn't need.

    • @GreaterGrievobeast55
      @GreaterGrievobeast55 3 года назад +8

      @@MrMegaSuperDuperMe or deserve..unless its a crappy city.

    • @kronos1794
      @kronos1794 3 года назад +2

      *fears

    • @thechickengd2904
      @thechickengd2904 3 года назад +6

      That’s a nice cyanide and happiness plug right there

    • @caqaf73
      @caqaf73 3 года назад +2

      I'm envisioning the Dad finishing out his quote with much hesitance haha

  • @zcoop2808
    @zcoop2808 20 дней назад +1

    "Stop taking things to space. Stop poppimg creatures" is my favorite line

  • @ivayzi
    @ivayzi Год назад +3

    “STOP TAKING THINGS TO S P A C E”

  • @hanaomer4419
    @hanaomer4419 3 года назад +1312

    I was really expecting him to break the prisoners out and let them loose or something. But he straight murdered them, no hesitation 😭

    • @RichiAve
      @RichiAve 3 года назад +17

      Like a true hero

    • @Callimo
      @Callimo 3 года назад +40

      I mean, he did do that the second time after he brought em all back >.>

    • @cpt.peepeehead7942
      @cpt.peepeehead7942 3 года назад +30

      @@Callimo and then atomized them

    • @kellywright1489
      @kellywright1489 3 года назад +16

      I thought he was going to fill the prisons up with water and lock up all the sharks with the prisoners lol

    • @RichiAve
      @RichiAve 3 года назад +2

      @@kellywright1489 that is better

  • @TreWillz
    @TreWillz 3 года назад +1797

    When he came back and said : “So anyway I started blasting.”
    I fucking DIED 😂😂😂

  • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
    @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep 9 месяцев назад +3

    This dude has Dr. Manhattan level powers with Patrick Star level intelligence.

  • @effzero7211
    @effzero7211 2 года назад +7

    "I... atomized them. No criminal, no problem." this shit had me crying

  • @scribese7en
    @scribese7en 3 года назад +1497

    "WhAu, Sharks are pretty dangerous, aren't they?"
    "Y-uhh... Henry...?"

    • @spuhgeddy1084
      @spuhgeddy1084 3 года назад +5

      You look like you use ifunny.

    • @danielyo6778
      @danielyo6778 3 года назад +5

      Underrated scene💔😂😂😂😂

    • @Mayeur000Donz
      @Mayeur000Donz 3 года назад +16

      I loved that the rational roommate could already see where this was going.

    • @scribese7en
      @scribese7en 3 года назад +22

      @@spuhgeddy1084 Those insults only work when you can see the person you're insulting m8.

    • @shem7146
      @shem7146 3 года назад +3

      @@spuhgeddy1084 found the redditor

  • @alexinsertlastnamehere1182
    @alexinsertlastnamehere1182 3 года назад +25718

    This video is literally just: “He a little confused but he got the spirit”

    • @wannaseemywoody422
      @wannaseemywoody422 3 года назад +51

      @@TheChosenOnesTime spoiler?

    • @cian.o
      @cian.o 3 года назад +242

      Nah he's a villain.

    • @moelester4267
      @moelester4267 3 года назад +31

      @@TheChosenOnesTime cap lol

    • @ProdG315
      @ProdG315 3 года назад +27

      @@TheChosenOnesTime levi doesn’t kill zeke

    • @nmk1ng
      @nmk1ng 3 года назад +10

      🤣

  • @justmatt1396
    @justmatt1396 Год назад +2

    “The earth is getting warmer and we needed a fix. So I just got rid of the sun.”

  • @niggawithaphone8502
    @niggawithaphone8502 Год назад +3

    Writers of the boys: this could make a perfect show

  • @armanpamma9454
    @armanpamma9454 3 года назад +777

    Caleb: Now they can’t be treated like product
    Also Caleb: They *P O P P E D* like *B A L L O O N S*

    • @arekkususenpai3708
      @arekkususenpai3708 3 года назад +4

      @@TheChosenOnesTime While i am a manga reader, how sad is your situation at home? Do your parents treat you well? Do they treat you well at school.

    • @ill_luck
      @ill_luck 3 года назад

      @@TheChosenOnesTime can you stop going around saying fake spoilers

    • @kylegrey8266
      @kylegrey8266 3 года назад +1

      They were treated like boom boom balloon, a product 🤣🤣

    • @awildsimp4910
      @awildsimp4910 3 года назад

      @@ill_luck oh I thought it was real I got scared

    • @some_icedtea5205
      @some_icedtea5205 3 года назад +1

      @@TheChosenOnesTime jokes on you I hate anime

  • @HarrowingGod
    @HarrowingGod 3 года назад +1112

    “you killed so many people”
    “I hit the Corporations where they hurt”
    wrong idea😭

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +6

      I broke my feet today because I kicked my computer because someone commented that my videos are bad! I hate unjustified criticism. Please wish me a speedy recovery, dear xya

    • @26mic
      @26mic 3 года назад

      I make skits just like Caleb City and I bet 100% that I’ll make you guys laugh. If I’m wrong then you can come back to this comment and tell me

    • @belcarra
      @belcarra 3 года назад +6

      @Comment Police Agreed!

    • @thynotoriousone8275
      @thynotoriousone8275 3 года назад +6

      @Comment Police Agreed!

    • @Zenith_Nulls
      @Zenith_Nulls 3 года назад +2

      @Comment Police Agreed!

  • @thisis_lungstar
    @thisis_lungstar Год назад +2

    "And I took them high up into space, as high as I can, until they popped."😂😂😂

  • @brysonmark878
    @brysonmark878 2 года назад +3

    Caleb: People are benefiting from the mistakes of others
    Eraser companies: And I took that personally.

  • @Moshuun
    @Moshuun 3 года назад +3694

    CalebCity: Endgame

    • @fwJTB
      @fwJTB 3 года назад +4

      🤢🤮🤮^

    • @watdn3993
      @watdn3993 3 года назад +4

      I hadd the power to make it 1k from 999 likes.
      That's how it feels like. Nice.

    • @robertlust6234
      @robertlust6234 3 года назад

      @Ryan Saucier you watch this ruclips.net/p/PLnQPLGakv2e0CX_OG8v2mxsEoRWgaUvVg and I'll watch your teo playlist #inaroo join

    • @robertlust6234
      @robertlust6234 3 года назад

      @@watdn3993 did you watch @Ryan Saucier ?

    • @eddybruh1848
      @eddybruh1848 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/TCSUKIhjevo/видео.html

  • @youngmoney9197
    @youngmoney9197 3 года назад +588

    Nobody:
    Light Yagami: Finally someone gets me...

    • @Words2000
      @Words2000 3 года назад +5

      Our original bag ruclips.net/video/J8uQqvvxK_Q/видео.html

    • @Words2000
      @Words2000 3 года назад +9

      But don't click the link if you're not interested. I'm not forcing you

    • @TheUlquiorraCifer
      @TheUlquiorraCifer 3 года назад +18

      Light Yagami wishes he had such abilities.

    • @burbasaurhum
      @burbasaurhum 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @thefoochie2118
      @thefoochie2118 3 года назад +1

      @@Words2000 well, you’re self promoting but at least you’re not forcing us to click.

  • @nicholasmcdonald994
    @nicholasmcdonald994 2 месяца назад

    "No criminal, no problem" he got a point though 😂❤

  • @Mili-bedili
    @Mili-bedili Год назад +4

    I don't know if it's because of 🌿 but I laughed WAYYYY too hard at this skit! This is by far the funniest I've seen from him!

  • @ayency
    @ayency 2 года назад +5541

    “To stop people from killing each other, i killed everybody, so that there isn’t anyone to kill. You’re welcome.”

    • @narayasuiryoku1397
      @narayasuiryoku1397 2 года назад +56

      Make sense right ?

    • @TheStuffEnjoyer
      @TheStuffEnjoyer 2 года назад +51

      Sarah Connor: And that's how *SKYNET* was born...

    • @WhatsJamesName
      @WhatsJamesName 2 года назад +11

      but you killed people to stop people from killing each other

    • @zoinks-scoob
      @zoinks-scoob 2 года назад +69

      The plot of deathnote tbh

    • @sear8663
      @sear8663 2 года назад +32

      attack on titan moment

  • @armanbinukasim1386
    @armanbinukasim1386 3 года назад +666

    Light and Lelouch: *sweating intesifies*

    • @ASOtheprO
      @ASOtheprO 3 года назад +43

      Eren: 😶

    • @lilrice7865
      @lilrice7865 3 года назад +12

      I was gonna say eren: want's some beer

    • @theradionicrevival8068
      @theradionicrevival8068 3 года назад +29

      *”It literally just did not occur to me that there might be Socio-economic reasons as to why A lot of people are forced into committing crimes. It literally just never crossed my mind.”*
      -Light Yagami

    • @silverreaps6803
      @silverreaps6803 3 года назад +2

      Anti hero

    • @KrysieLucasMonte
      @KrysieLucasMonte 3 года назад +4

      The fur cape reminded me of ryuk for some reason.

  • @ThatOneGuy-cr8tv
    @ThatOneGuy-cr8tv 8 месяцев назад +1

    “So anyways I started blasting” LMAO

  • @RICO30HD
    @RICO30HD 2 года назад +1

    2:27 "So anyways, I started blasting" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣that's so random!! And fitting

  • @acronyx991
    @acronyx991 3 года назад +10945

    This isn't a misguided superhero... That's a really well written villian.

    • @pidgey3734
      @pidgey3734 2 года назад +354

      kira (light yagami) be like

    • @jgibs7980
      @jgibs7980 2 года назад +169

      Anti hero it's anti hero

    • @tibiafibiafie
      @tibiafibiafie 2 года назад +523

      @@jgibs7980 its anti-villain. A villain with noble intentions

    • @Saeedfr8416
      @Saeedfr8416 2 года назад +96

      @@tibiafibiafie isn't an anti hero who is someone trying to do right but its bad, and then an anti villain is trying to do evil and is doing good?

    • @tibiafibiafie
      @tibiafibiafie 2 года назад +246

      @@Saeedfr8416 You're confusing a misguided hero/villain with an anti hero/villain, but a character can be both. An anti hero is a hero with villainous qualities, and an anti-villain is a villain with heroic qualities

  • @kimmyjohnny31
    @kimmyjohnny31 3 года назад +1667

    The ecosystems after sharks completely disappear: “Aight I’m a head out.”

    • @daviouscram2101
      @daviouscram2101 3 года назад +29

      The fish in Yellowstone after they got rid of the wolves. "Aight I'm a head out."

    • @kennethbryant5819
      @kennethbryant5819 3 года назад +7

      You thought WE fucked up the coral reef? All that shit would be gone without sharks. and of course the ocean would be a cesspool without coral.

    • @kevin-ww9dk
      @kevin-ww9dk 3 года назад +1

      Ur a head out?

    • @Mark-Wilson
      @Mark-Wilson 3 года назад +3

      @@kennethbryant5819 its kinda hard to think life can still survive all those years so many masss etinctions yet a new ecosystem ermged its crazy

    • @JuicerNation
      @JuicerNation 3 года назад

      @@Mark-Wilson how dare you talk facts to an environmentalist. gtfo of here.

  • @josephsalaba8290
    @josephsalaba8290 2 года назад +4

    Sharks are vital parts of the ecosystem. They keep medium sized fish in check so they don't eat up all the reef, allowing for food for everyone else :)

  • @oompalumpus699
    @oompalumpus699 3 года назад +624

    Thanos: A kindred spirit I see.

    • @joshuashakir2772
      @joshuashakir2772 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @vinkeyla23
      @vinkeyla23 3 года назад

      😭😭😭

    • @wes2262
      @wes2262 3 года назад +4

      Unrated comment, show him some love, it ain’t easy coming up with witty, timely and hilarious content like that. I’ve tried and I barely get a like and it’s usually me liking my own comment.

    • @gbandz4074
      @gbandz4074 3 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @thanos9327
      @thanos9327 3 года назад

      You are not wrong little one

  • @kakeara1588
    @kakeara1588 2 года назад +7937

    "What's your ability?"
    "I can cure corruption, and save people from danger,"
    "Ah, so you can like, save the world like a superhero,"
    "But only by commiting mass genocide,"
    "GET OOOUUUTTTTTTT!!!"

    • @RainVA27
      @RainVA27 2 года назад +72

      I remember that video

    • @asmahxoxothestar4230
      @asmahxoxothestar4230 2 года назад +181

      Basically eren Yeager

    • @RainVA27
      @RainVA27 2 года назад +79

      @@asmahxoxothestar4230 literaly like eren yeager

    • @pokediary5017
      @pokediary5017 2 года назад +24

      Eren Jaeger?

    • @RainVA27
      @RainVA27 2 года назад +19

      @@pokediary5017 just like eren Yeager

  • @archellothewolf2083
    @archellothewolf2083 2 года назад +1

    "So anyway, I started Blastin'" -underrated line right there. xD

  • @vsvpslim
    @vsvpslim 10 месяцев назад +1

    I just rewatched this shit for the first time forever and im literally in tears unable to breathe

  • @sheikhdiallo2949
    @sheikhdiallo2949 3 года назад +670

    When you realize that Caleb probably talks to himself like this

    • @Nooitheone
      @Nooitheone 3 года назад +3

      🤫

    • @ProdUniverz
      @ProdUniverz 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/7HdqNbEsQtI/видео.html

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 3 года назад +3

      He makes it seem easy but a lot of hours are put into skits.It takes me a while to edit a 2 minute vid

    • @TheChosenOnesTime
      @TheChosenOnesTime 3 года назад +1

      LEVI KILLS ZEKE
      HANGE DIES
      EREN STARTS RUMBLING

    • @itssobig9288
      @itssobig9288 3 года назад

      Mmmm interesting.

  • @wilfred5820
    @wilfred5820 3 года назад +1162

    “He spittin facts”
    -Thanos probably

    • @noblepossum2991
      @noblepossum2991 3 года назад +21

      Lol yeah they'd definitely be buddies

    • @Watkinsj516
      @Watkinsj516 3 года назад +8

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @firstname811
      @firstname811 3 года назад +14

      The hardest choices require the strongest wills

  • @uncommonflow8108
    @uncommonflow8108 2 года назад

    I watch this video over n over from time to time and it hits every time

  • @RANDOMLYSTUFFED
    @RANDOMLYSTUFFED 7 месяцев назад

    “Stop taking things to space” naw I started cryingggggg

  • @masterfreeze1054
    @masterfreeze1054 3 года назад +1448

    "So anyways I started blasting," Caleb referencing Danny DeVito lol.

    • @Pelipear
      @Pelipear 3 года назад +18

      Yeah, I was waiting for someone to talk about that 😂

    • @notusingthis600
      @notusingthis600 3 года назад +26

      @@Pelipear everyone picked that up, we don't live in a bubble
      its been a meme for years now, Jesus...

    • @thisisacharacternobodylike7958
      @thisisacharacternobodylike7958 3 года назад +3

      What if that was just couincidence

    • @marijuanaisnice6012
      @marijuanaisnice6012 3 года назад +3

      The most rare hood thing u can hear

    • @26mic
      @26mic 3 года назад

      Fr though 😂

  • @kinyon2555
    @kinyon2555 3 года назад +1386

    “There’s too many dangerous people in the world”
    “So I popped everyone”

  • @kiddfpv
    @kiddfpv Год назад +1

    “Over going out like a G”🤣

  • @ShiroxKenshin
    @ShiroxKenshin 9 месяцев назад +1

    "I ATOMIZED them"😂😂😂😂

  • @exposedmod
    @exposedmod 3 года назад +1442

    Imagine only being in jail for like a day because of like a small crime and this happened

    • @einstin2
      @einstin2 3 года назад +116

      You'll never jaywalk again

    • @TheAllDogProject
      @TheAllDogProject 3 года назад +11

      Ahahaha

    • @danielsantos6437
      @danielsantos6437 3 года назад +14

      Well if you were in jail in Death note for like a minor crime or something, you'll still get an heart attack.

    • @seemeno1
      @seemeno1 3 года назад +12

      @@danielsantos6437 that’s only when that billionaire got the Death Note. Light only killed the worst criminals who weren’t sorry for their crimes

    • @highdab5181
      @highdab5181 3 года назад +3

      @@seemeno1 later in the show he also killed other criminals

  • @losman4107
    @losman4107 3 года назад +623

    "I noticed that people drown in water a lot, it's a pretty bad thing. So I took all the water on Earth and brought it as high as possible at super speed until it popped. No water, no problem."

  • @Badruborg
    @Badruborg Год назад +1

    The enthusiasm of this guy is so awesome

  • @ReaIHuman
    @ReaIHuman 2 месяца назад +2

    This hero read an article from Canada saying they'd cut homeless people in half, then took that seriously.

  • @TimDaGoof
    @TimDaGoof 3 года назад +2397

    This would be an hilarious comedy series, a “hero” roommates with normal people, and every episode they gotta stop him and teach him how not to destroy shit

    • @Delsin42
      @Delsin42 3 года назад +66

      Yes tho it's kinda cliche and would get boring fast

    • @Delsin42
      @Delsin42 3 года назад +25

      I recommend you watch The Boys

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 3 года назад +25

      That's almost The Tick

    • @kingofgrim4761
      @kingofgrim4761 3 года назад +36

      Would have to be more like a short type thing, and it would be kinda hard to make it interesting but still a wonderful and hilarious idea

    • @level0108
      @level0108 3 года назад +28

      Hmm
      -Hey guess what.
      -uhm so what did you do?
      -ok so this cat attacked me
      -uhu and then?
      -so I killed all cats.
      -why!?
      -because they're dangerous.
      -WHAT!
      -Yeah the big ones and the small ones too.
      -oh my god.

  • @Trendy_endy
    @Trendy_endy 2 года назад +3735

    I love how he can atomize things, but he chooses to bring them up till they pop.

    • @lai6551
      @lai6551 2 года назад +172

      Who doesn't like popping bubble wrap?

    • @dangerouspie0319
      @dangerouspie0319 Год назад +27

      I know a certain A.I core sphere that would love him.

    • @danitho
      @danitho Год назад +5

      @@dangerouspie0319 I be confusion

    • @dangerouspie0319
      @dangerouspie0319 Год назад +16

      @@danitho "SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!" in A major

    • @alelliot3869
      @alelliot3869 Год назад +6

      @@danitho Portal 2 space core.

  • @howtomaketea76
    @howtomaketea76 10 месяцев назад +1

    Props to the friend for surviving this guy

  • @Nothing.915
    @Nothing.915 Год назад +1

    “So anyways I started blasting.”
    “YOU WHAT?!”
    THIS PART HAD ME ROLLING THE MOST! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @hrj3890
    @hrj3890 3 года назад +393

    “So anyways I started blasting”
    Yo I’m dead... like those criminals

    • @Words2000
      @Words2000 3 года назад +4

      Our original bag ruclips.net/video/J8uQqvvxK_Q/видео.html

    • @Words2000
      @Words2000 3 года назад +2

      But don't click the link if you're not interested

    • @sethhensarling1939
      @sethhensarling1939 3 года назад +1

      But I don’t see so good so I missed

    • @MatzushiiMorioka
      @MatzushiiMorioka 3 года назад +2

      That was probably my favorite part of the video

    • @choicethetaurus
      @choicethetaurus 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/diQ73I9DDyI/видео.html