The first person to suggest mail by pigeon.

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  • Опубликовано: 28 авг 2018
  • Fun fact tho, they used to call mail people 'couriers' and horses were used centuries before pigeons... but not in this sketch 🤫
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    Tek.Lun - DANCIN ALL JOLLY LIKE
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Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @jamaicafox
    @jamaicafox 5 лет назад +14056

    When you're so tired you threaten the person you're providing a service to

    • @TheFusdorah
      @TheFusdorah 5 лет назад +670

      Customer Service.

    • @sosakun3474
      @sosakun3474 5 лет назад +141

      TheFusdorah nah you aint ever worked a customer service job and it shows

    • @TheFusdorah
      @TheFusdorah 5 лет назад +229

      @@sosakun3474 boy idk about you. Im professional as hell and have worked many service jobs and still do but my DIGNITY doesn't have a price on it.

    • @Error0101
      @Error0101 5 лет назад +222

      @@TheFusdorah
      Psh mine does. And it's $12/hour.

    • @shankyt9484
      @shankyt9484 5 лет назад +4

      Josiah C. Lmao dkm

  • @shahirabdullah5438
    @shahirabdullah5438 4 года назад +5455

    "Your Majesty" to "Bro" transformation killed me.

    • @merxellus1456
      @merxellus1456 3 года назад +77

      Someone who noticed

    • @Imalwayswatching3
      @Imalwayswatching3 3 года назад +7

      @@merxellus1456 lol yea

    • @merxellus1456
      @merxellus1456 3 года назад +35

      @@Imalwayswatching3 we squabing

    • @saturatedcranium
      @saturatedcranium 3 года назад +49

      @@merxellus1456 Imma have to dead slide you, bruh

    • @merxellus1456
      @merxellus1456 3 года назад +53

      @@saturatedcranium in my city!! You would get bloopeddd for doing somethin dat dumb!

  • @donte2296
    @donte2296 3 года назад +4054

    he just held a camera in the air until he found a bird flying past his house

    • @guledisaak2560
      @guledisaak2560 3 года назад +69

      LMAOOO facts

    • @phetomalele5994
      @phetomalele5994 3 года назад +234

      He probably got the idea on accident much like the ant video 🤣🤣

    • @mr.lollylolol
      @mr.lollylolol 2 года назад +165

      He propably just saw a bird flying and thought:
      I can milk you

    • @malcolmjohnson6095
      @malcolmjohnson6095 2 года назад +15

      Stock footage guys

    • @mr.lollylolol
      @mr.lollylolol 2 года назад +11

      @@malcolmjohnson6095 more like strok image am I right....

  • @onelettershor1992
    @onelettershor1992 3 года назад +3198

    Guy: *suggests pigeons*
    King: GET OOOWWWWWWWWWT

  • @crackheaadd
    @crackheaadd 4 года назад +8471

    "OH YEAH, THAT'S THAT PIGEON MONEY!"
    **throws money at the king**

    • @kiro253
      @kiro253 4 года назад +131

      U edited this comment and yet u still typo.... This is magnificent

    • @jiliciar.1423
      @jiliciar.1423 4 года назад +24

      My favorite part! 🤣🤣

    • @jakobi2800
      @jakobi2800 4 года назад +5

      *AT*

    • @SuchanOriginal
      @SuchanOriginal 4 года назад +40

      Kiro 25 “yet you still typo”

    • @evannguyen5611
      @evannguyen5611 4 года назад +20

      Kiro 25 Typo is not a verb

  • @ragequit6452
    @ragequit6452 3 года назад +16816

    "That's that pigeon money."
    -Argus, 1150 A.D.

    • @ragequit6452
      @ragequit6452 3 года назад +501

      Yes, I googled it and 1150 is an accurate estimate

    • @sergiong7523
      @sergiong7523 3 года назад +40

      Lol 😂

    • @PutYoRhymeOn
      @PutYoRhymeOn 3 года назад +90

      YEEEEHHH Ima get this BANK roll

    • @RCBackstaber
      @RCBackstaber 3 года назад +25

      Hmmmmmm Ben Franklin in Ye Old Time?

    • @Ryu-qk1kx
      @Ryu-qk1kx 3 года назад +131

      mans deadass did research to write a meme lmao

  • @Blaiyan
    @Blaiyan 2 года назад +2482

    I wonder how many pigeons just flew off and thought, 'screw this' and just never came back. And somebody pretended like it did and just wrote some made up response to save himself.

    • @kaeljadondavis2779
      @kaeljadondavis2779 2 года назад +117

      ...How many wars were started because some idiot "wrote back" smthn stupid

    • @yusahara
      @yusahara 2 года назад +20

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Blaiyan
      @Blaiyan 2 года назад +18

      @@sloojey wait. Wouldn't that then make it more probable?

    • @kingj282
      @kingj282 2 года назад +97

      0 times. Pigeons don't have the mental capacity to form sentences.

    • @koberowland9798
      @koberowland9798 2 года назад +22

      @@sloojey Surely someone with connections with royalty would be more likely to be literate

  • @c_splash
    @c_splash 3 года назад +773

    4:30 "This that new sheep cotton silk pouch" lol those are 3 entirely different materials. I love re watching these and finding new details like that

    • @WhatzitTooya1
      @WhatzitTooya1 3 года назад +46

      Bro sheep is not a material

    • @jer4516
      @jer4516 3 года назад +8

      @@WhatzitTooya1 sheep cotton i giess

    • @lamenoise8158
      @lamenoise8158 3 года назад +41

      Ahhh yes the sheep material

    • @defireleaf
      @defireleaf 2 года назад +5

      2 materials, sheep isn't a material

    • @c_splash
      @c_splash 2 года назад +47

      @@defireleaf Hmmm I wonder if there's a type of cloth that comes from sheep...

  • @silentnoise9047
    @silentnoise9047 5 лет назад +6203

    I lost it at 0:53 "Ooh I almost punched you in your chest...What does it look like?!" 😂😂😂

    • @Benjy1
      @Benjy1 5 лет назад +210

      That line is one of the funniest lines ive seen in literal years

    • @alexanderm8975
      @alexanderm8975 5 лет назад +27

      I don’t get it, is it a reference?

    • @germantarnoski7130
      @germantarnoski7130 5 лет назад +7

      I dont understand

    • @alexanderm8975
      @alexanderm8975 5 лет назад +13

      no... YOU guys don’t understand that I DON’T understand!

    • @fAKSDFKamsdf
      @fAKSDFKamsdf 5 лет назад +19

      Alexander M+German Tarnoski you're both stupid as hell

  • @unstablerupture6983
    @unstablerupture6983 5 лет назад +4565

    "Sheep cotton silk pouch"

  • @devinjasmin8029
    @devinjasmin8029 3 года назад +481

    “Long live this bankroll!” Still has me dead

  • @taintedascetic
    @taintedascetic 3 года назад +656

    Ok but compared to other kings back then this king is honestly one of the nicer ones

    • @wlan9932
      @wlan9932 2 года назад +16

      I'm pretty sure there's a lot of kings in the past that are nice to.

    • @prodecks6654
      @prodecks6654 2 года назад +55

      @@wlan9932 not really, there were just the kings that killed people and the kings that killed ALOT of people.

    • @magosexploratoradeon6409
      @magosexploratoradeon6409 2 года назад +5

      @@wlan9932 Nice doesn't really give the impression of a good monarch, benevolent maybe?

    • @multiversetraveller3118
      @multiversetraveller3118 2 года назад +11

      @@prodecks6654 Lol, no. Most kings like most rulers now were just mediocre or irrelevant. They weren't some evil incarnate. There were like million kings in the past thousands of years. Yet out of the records of these various thousands of kings very few were crazy or evil enough to be worth mentioned compared to majority of the normal kings. Non monarch rulers are hardly different. I could point to a good bunch of crazy democratic rulers yet that doesn't mean democratic rulers are all evil incarnates.

    • @prodecks6654
      @prodecks6654 2 года назад +3

      @@multiversetraveller3118 you misunderstand, the topic was referring to kings back in the day, the ones with absolute power and no one to tell them they can't do something (AKA the type of king we see in this skit) those kings were indeed ALL bad at varying degrees, because absolute power tends to corrupt... absolutely. they were less kings and more dictators when you get down to it on a technical level, and these types of absolute monarchies were ripe for abuse and corruption. so yes there may have been absolute monarchs that were relatively normal or mediocre or irrelevant, but back then that standard was
      "oh they only ordered the death of a few people in secret"
      Not that you or I could prove or disprove that today as it's almost impossible to know what these types of kings did secretly without records that back it up.

  • @roiroije243
    @roiroije243 4 года назад +3248

    *Comes back and knocks on door.*
    King: *Opens door*
    "Hey, I'm here for the interview."

  • @DanteRoyall
    @DanteRoyall 4 года назад +4205

    I be forgetting he's by himself playing all these characters lmao.

  • @herbivorethecarnivore8447
    @herbivorethecarnivore8447 2 года назад +143

    I love the idea that they have silk pouches, standardized currency and metal crowns/canes but not the concept of riding a horse

  • @Puppy_Puppington
    @Puppy_Puppington 3 года назад +147

    That “thonk!” On the Head had such perfect comedic timing. It’s hard to make slap stick physical comedy that hilarious. Especially on your own. This is some good shit.

  • @rileyscott7672
    @rileyscott7672 5 лет назад +7275

    Also, can we talk about this dudes quality editing. Like it straight up feels like he's beating the crap out of himself and answering the door for himself.

    • @BossKing1243
      @BossKing1243 5 лет назад +62

      Riley Scott honestly

    • @WolfJulia2001
      @WolfJulia2001 4 года назад +73

      He is a literal king

    • @oursavior9339
      @oursavior9339 4 года назад +17

      Amazing bruh

    • @MrUnpredicatable21
      @MrUnpredicatable21 4 года назад +47

      He’s acting is top notch.

    • @silvertheelf
      @silvertheelf 4 года назад +34

      😂 quality indeed, absolutely.
      It’s top notch I dead, king of acting with only one person, genius at how he makes it appear like he’s fighting and talking with clones, nah man there literal clones and this is taking place in aria 51! 😂

  • @piccolosgarments9455
    @piccolosgarments9455 5 лет назад +3293

    Caleb looking like he robbed Party City 🎉 lol

  • @valmid5069
    @valmid5069 3 года назад +532

    Argus: can’t we use pigeons-?
    King Caleb: *GET OUT!!! GETTTTA OOUUUTTT!!! GGGGEEETTTAAA OOOUUUTTT!!!*

    • @patrickho6540
      @patrickho6540 3 года назад +11

      saw this as gogeta out

    • @gxorgz4895
      @gxorgz4895 2 года назад +3

      Hey I’m here for the interview

  • @navi3430
    @navi3430 3 года назад +90

    Argus became boujee after learning about the pigeon system 😂😂

  • @grumpy_the_innocent8234
    @grumpy_the_innocent8234 3 года назад +15481

    A king that opens his own door...how responsible.

    • @eggboyy
      @eggboyy 3 года назад +740

      I mean he's a king that calls you bro so what'd you expect? 😂

    • @vl4913
      @vl4913 3 года назад +489

      He even said "Hold on" before opening the door. He's kinda chill for a king

    • @sultankuto8724
      @sultankuto8724 3 года назад +32

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @yogeshkumar7389
      @yogeshkumar7389 3 года назад +94

      A king with prescription glasses

    • @rmt3589
      @rmt3589 3 года назад +41

      I just want a button on my phone that opens the door. Who needs to hire people when you have technology!

  • @jamesfoley2759
    @jamesfoley2759 5 лет назад +25529

    "I feel like I've been shot with an arrow. Is there something in my back??"
    "nah you good bro"

    • @talkingmoose3092
      @talkingmoose3092 5 лет назад +20

      HaloBaller9813 ???

    • @talkingmoose3092
      @talkingmoose3092 5 лет назад +14

      HaloBaller9813 I don’t get it

    • @poppatang4216
      @poppatang4216 5 лет назад +247

      Why are top comments always low effort stuff like this

    • @jamesfoley2759
      @jamesfoley2759 5 лет назад +64

      @@poppatang4216 Okay, first of all, because of the RUclips algorithm.

    • @NRJKUETZAL
      @NRJKUETZAL 5 лет назад +8

      666 likes...

  • @brolouhafi4459
    @brolouhafi4459 3 года назад +77

    He called him your majesty
    3 seconds later: listen bro..

  • @findmywellbeing537
    @findmywellbeing537 3 года назад +43

    Imagine saying "Bro" to a king and almost punching him to the chest just cuz you're so tired

  • @thechallenger752
    @thechallenger752 4 года назад +4020

    “Some four legged animal like a WOLF-“ I like how that’s the first thing that came to his mind.

    • @Dankitude
      @Dankitude 4 года назад +79

      Yeah, I was caught offguard when he said that before horse lmao

    • @fiordalizramirez9040
      @fiordalizramirez9040 4 года назад +21

      I mean I'd be fine riding a wolf, but I dont wanna torture it

    • @ML_GAMlNG
      @ML_GAMlNG 4 года назад +22

      What riding wolves isn't normal?

    • @icemanjr.5819
      @icemanjr.5819 4 года назад +9

      FIOR DALIZ RAMIREZ You could ride a dire wolf

    • @pinkdoesstuff
      @pinkdoesstuff 4 года назад +3

      @@ML_GAMlNG yeah it is. Wolf sledding!

  • @verdakorako4599
    @verdakorako4599 5 лет назад +35824

    His neighbors must think he's insane always yelling at himself.

    • @Archni_
      @Archni_ 4 года назад +192

      @GIOVANNI NICHOLS screem

    • @theodorboon
      @theodorboon 4 года назад +88

      GIOVANNI NICHOLS midle

    • @theodorboon
      @theodorboon 4 года назад +25

      GIOVANNI NICHOLS lol

    • @oldelasvegascontemporariex5006
      @oldelasvegascontemporariex5006 4 года назад +506

      In "CalebCity" I'm pretty sure that the neighbors and everyone else in the rest of this whole damn "CITY" IS "CALEB"...!!!

    • @stevenstuart
      @stevenstuart 4 года назад +12

      @@Archni_ scream*

  • @Galacticavatar
    @Galacticavatar 3 года назад +1175

    It would've been funnier if "years later" they were using the king's suggestion of tubes and he was sitting on his throne panting and wheezing, saying, "Yo, this ain't as easy as I thought it would be."

    • @sternosaur
      @sternosaur 2 года назад +112

      I think it's funnier they never showed it because it implies they tried it and it obviously didn't work.

    • @tripedal2063
      @tripedal2063 2 года назад +10

      Nah it wouldn't be :/ imo

    • @bonkboink4899
      @bonkboink4899 2 года назад

      320th like 😎

    • @Anonymous-fb7vy
      @Anonymous-fb7vy 2 года назад +32

      @@sternosaur Caleb so good at acting as other people we calling him they

    • @jamieg2427
      @jamieg2427 2 года назад +9

      @@Anonymous-fb7vy fr i always forgot it's literally caleb and himself 🤣

  • @seanbell69
    @seanbell69 3 года назад +47

    This gives me motivation to get paper just so I can toss it in people's faces in stacks like that.
    That shit must be a good feeling

  • @GoldfishEmpire
    @GoldfishEmpire 4 года назад +9124

    This king has hit a person with his staff for pigeon delivery, yet his idea was to send mail 100 miles away with a tube...

    • @TeaYenSvg
      @TeaYenSvg 4 года назад +284

      Goldfish Empire I love how you're taking it so seriously 😂 makes you realize how good the acting is

    • @starseed1566
      @starseed1566 4 года назад +102

      I know right? That what I was saying. Yet the king gets to hit the pigeon guy in the head.😓🤔😁

    • @numa2k147
      @numa2k147 4 года назад +11

      @@starseed1566 you still don't get it do you...

    • @jahmalmorris9267
      @jahmalmorris9267 4 года назад +63

      @@numa2k147 Get what? You can't just say something without explaining what you mean and expect us to understand it dude.

    • @ragnorockcookie2868
      @ragnorockcookie2868 4 года назад +19

      To tell you the truth both ideas are great. Both will take lots of money and are limited to what they can carry. Also it depends on what time in history did it carry to happen

  • @jacobooooo
    @jacobooooo 5 лет назад +18883

    The fact that he says ‘bro’ to the king makes it even funnier. These vids are amazing!

    • @philipnasitem3752
      @philipnasitem3752 4 года назад +57

      All those likes and not a single reply

    • @chillmaino828
      @chillmaino828 4 года назад +128

      imma dead slide you bro

    • @applzd
      @applzd 4 года назад +126

      @@philipnasitem3752 That's the thing about great comments, bro. They don't need to be added to. They can't be argued with. All a reasonable bro can do is like it--or comment on how there are no comments.

    • @philipnasitem3752
      @philipnasitem3752 4 года назад +3

      @@chillmaino828 idek what u just said but ok

    • @blackkidsire6165
      @blackkidsire6165 4 года назад +24

      Dżejkob ooo I almost punched you in ya chest just now

  • @Jehtblu
    @Jehtblu 3 года назад +76

    I love how the king immediately starts telling him to get out when he Argus comes back bragging

  • @reydesonic
    @reydesonic Год назад +27

    You know what's actually insane, that the whole bit where the king talks about the whole mail by tube thing was unneeded, because it is not part of the punchline really, but it is an amazing moment because there's like thirty things going on and the servants looking trying to not say anything over how stupid his idea sounded. And it's still equally as funny.

  • @davidduffy6108
    @davidduffy6108 4 года назад +16798

    I love how its pitch black outside, and it cuts to a pigeon with the bluest sky possible, ridiculous lol.

    • @glowingdawn9179
      @glowingdawn9179 4 года назад +349

      that wasn't even a pigeon

    • @crimsontheworld772
      @crimsontheworld772 4 года назад +304

      His front door is in his Garage, That's why it looks pitch black.

    • @madebybroovy
      @madebybroovy 4 года назад +34

      Caleb's logic

    • @sauce7624
      @sauce7624 4 года назад +44

      It was years later and it was a garage

    • @cherry7730
      @cherry7730 4 года назад +4

      Questionable Topics what was three years later and garbage?

  • @jonmartin43
    @jonmartin43 5 лет назад +2779

    "Oh yeah that's that pigeon money" lmao

    • @samuellugo215
      @samuellugo215 4 года назад +4

      Why dose this have 1,000 likes and no comment lol

    • @BlueBilli
      @BlueBilli 4 года назад +3

      @@samuellugo215 2*

    • @josephros2599
      @josephros2599 4 года назад

      Best part

    • @cactuse
      @cactuse 4 года назад

      Jon Martin *throws it*

    • @felixrwc816
      @felixrwc816 4 года назад

      I am laughing so hard!

  • @whysomanyy5
    @whysomanyy5 2 года назад +29

    “Awh yea that’s that pigeon money ‼️‼️” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @johnnyboy8841
    @johnnyboy8841 3 года назад +528

    Dahm remember when coughing was legal

    • @xavier2268
      @xavier2268 3 года назад +17

      Now a fart is better then coughing 😂

    • @Tunercraze
      @Tunercraze 3 года назад +2

      @@AnnaAreYouOkay Same! lol I was like "COVID!!"🤣🤣

    • @lai6551
      @lai6551 3 года назад

      Right? I thought it was going to be a plague joke!

    • @dozhadeville444
      @dozhadeville444 2 года назад +1

      Right, back when air was free...

    • @mim550
      @mim550 2 года назад

      Yeah 😂🤣

  • @karlacuevas3700
    @karlacuevas3700 5 лет назад +7641

    Literally everyone:
    “Thanks for watching”
    Caleb:
    “Thanks for the views”

  • @awiawi117
    @awiawi117 3 года назад +12470

    the most unrealistic thing about this is that the king had to open the door

    • @kingofghosts1463
      @kingofghosts1463 3 года назад +120

      yo facts

    • @Reflection246
      @Reflection246 3 года назад +36

      Fax

    • @ut6582
      @ut6582 3 года назад +88

      Ur masks not in the right place

    • @ravie1626
      @ravie1626 3 года назад +75

      also the fact that these niggas figured out letters and kingdoms before animal domestication

    • @Ruebenbayona
      @Ruebenbayona 3 года назад +28

      Or the fact he has a piano and a microphone in the background...

  • @DeLeon_fps
    @DeLeon_fps 2 года назад +15

    “This that new sheep cotton silk pouch” had me crying😂

  • @brachiossquill3637
    @brachiossquill3637 2 года назад +31

    Man I was so mad to realize that the way this actually works is that they breed a bird that recognizes its home (point a, home kingdom), and then take the bird to point b
    and all they doing is returning home whenever they deliver a message

    • @kirishima638
      @kirishima638 2 года назад

      So if you take that bird and put it in a cage somewhere else for a few months, won’t it consider that it’s new home?

    • @brachiossquill3637
      @brachiossquill3637 2 года назад +3

      @@kirishima638 nah they imprint on their birth home I think

  • @mannya7915
    @mannya7915 5 лет назад +2746

    I died at : “find me a way back bro, i’m not walking back. i’m tired. .” ..”imma be waiting outside, i need a way home!” that’s how it really be

    • @ZoFiProductions
      @ZoFiProductions 4 года назад +61

      The sad part is he died at that too... that arrow definitely punctured a lung.

    • @DaBonkinator
      @DaBonkinator 4 года назад +10

      @@jackjoung5367 Quest failed: The messenger did not get home in time.

    • @jamellmichaels868
      @jamellmichaels868 2 года назад

      @@ZoFiProductions damn frfr?

  • @PurpleYoshi6942
    @PurpleYoshi6942 4 года назад +3499

    "Oh yeah that's that pigeon money"
    IM DEAD

    • @Os_-tw4ot
      @Os_-tw4ot 4 года назад +12

      that killed me

    • @TheSun961
      @TheSun961 3 года назад

      Are you okay? What’s wrong?

    • @Not_your_Dad117
      @Not_your_Dad117 3 года назад

      That shit made me snort for the second time in my life

    • @txnashe6446
      @txnashe6446 3 года назад +2

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    • @thecloaker7962
      @thecloaker7962 3 года назад +2

      @@loxz4028 imagine thinking I'm going anywhere *NEAR* heaven

  • @remr3m755
    @remr3m755 Месяц назад +2

    i like how the king not even mad bro was talking to him recklessly, it was an situation of an “you’re right, you’re right.”

  • @lochnessmunstah
    @lochnessmunstah 2 года назад +25

    "Long live this bank roll" will be the new motivation 😂. I've watched this video multiple times and just realized he said that at the end 😂

  • @zeuspatterson
    @zeuspatterson 5 лет назад +3029

    “We squabbing” “imma slide you” LMAO

  • @anoja31
    @anoja31 5 лет назад +1747

    The random pigeon shot lmaoo

    • @meadahagain
      @meadahagain 5 лет назад +4

      anoja31 can’t like the comment because it’s at my favorite number

    • @meadahagain
      @meadahagain 5 лет назад +3

      Update, I liked it now it’s at my birthday 🙃

  • @christianswartz470
    @christianswartz470 2 года назад +12

    Usually skits longer then 2 min are a drag… this had me rollin the whole time bro

  • @jordynward600
    @jordynward600 3 года назад +20

    Bro is there an arrow in my back or something?
    nAhYoUgOodBrO

    • @omeiga
      @omeiga 2 года назад

      ay u obo

  • @mygaffer
    @mygaffer 4 года назад +2842

    There was a dude who literally ran a message to a king and then died of a heart attack from the stress.

    • @tommy07robs
      @tommy07robs 4 года назад +235

      Yeah it was Greece. They needed soldiers

    • @assaultguy859
      @assaultguy859 4 года назад +187

      Yeah, 490 B.C. Athens and Platea squared up with The Persian empire at Marathon

    • @michaeljenner2325
      @michaeljenner2325 3 года назад +101

      Gregory Eaton Marathon. Hence why the run is now called a marathon.

    • @tifef8925
      @tifef8925 3 года назад +54

      User ain’t that the dude who told his king “ Victory” then died?

    • @rehanmollick6953
      @rehanmollick6953 3 года назад +79

      one time like they sent a messenger to tell a village or a kingdom that they won the war and it no joke went like this:
      mail guy: running fast over a VERY LARGE DISTANCE running all the way no stops like ran 3 marathons or some
      mail guy: *arrives at kingdom with message*
      mail guy: "WE WON THE WAR"
      everybody: "YAAYY WOOOHOOOO OMG (and other weird celebratory shit they used to say)"
      mail guy: *dies*
      everybody: *big sad*
      1 minute later: "YAAYY WOOOHOOOO OMG (and other weird celebratory shit they used to say)"

  • @broot41
    @broot41 5 лет назад +454

    Messenger:"Is there something in my back?!"
    King: *looks directly at the arrow* , "na u gud bro"😂😂

  • @solomondagod
    @solomondagod 2 года назад +8

    The "several weeks" delivery time still has me dead lmaooo

  • @tracym.m8773
    @tracym.m8773 3 года назад +19

    1:21. THAT PART KILLED ME.

  • @trickyy5738
    @trickyy5738 4 года назад +9154

    "is there something in my back?"
    *arrow impaled into his back*
    "naa you good bro"

    • @buriedblades6649
      @buriedblades6649 4 года назад +71

      Brick Animations what’s the point of your response?

    • @wondering.why.
      @wondering.why. 4 года назад +85

      Brick Animations They are just quoting Caleb..... it’s like a super common thing on videos

    • @wondering.why.
      @wondering.why. 4 года назад +38

      Brick Animations Well some people find it funny and stuff :/
      It’s not really suppose to make sense anyways

    • @BluePinkLove
      @BluePinkLove 4 года назад +69

      @@GreenSoldierProductions I guess the point would be to share the moment you found funny with the audience

    • @itscrono7073
      @itscrono7073 4 года назад +18

      Wow, you restated a joke in the video clever

  • @kingthemaster3491
    @kingthemaster3491 3 года назад +5684

    “I almost punched you in your chest right now” 💀😭😂

    • @trunksx2497
      @trunksx2497 3 года назад +17

      Lol

    • @joshuashakir2772
      @joshuashakir2772 3 года назад +11

      ikr lolllllz

    • @thequitekid687
      @thequitekid687 3 года назад +128

      The fact that he's talking to the King makes it even better lol

    • @brehwtf
      @brehwtf 3 года назад +12

      how this even funny? he just took a funny dialogue from the vid and added quotes and emojis.

    • @kingthemaster3491
      @kingthemaster3491 3 года назад +71

      @@brehwtf it’s the dialogue that stood out the most to me.

  • @alphacrab2381
    @alphacrab2381 Год назад +4

    "Oh yea that's that pigeon money!" Bro I'm literally dying xD

  • @banymany7444
    @banymany7444 3 года назад +7

    Almost punched the kings chest for mentioning about his sweat...

  • @abrahamelijahayala9779
    @abrahamelijahayala9779 3 года назад +5923

    Are we going to act like we didn't almost feel the pain at the sound of the king hitting pigeon idea guy with his staff??

    • @a.g.m.s_1916
      @a.g.m.s_1916 3 года назад +42

      @Amir Brown bruh

    • @a.g.m.s_1916
      @a.g.m.s_1916 3 года назад +37

      @Amir Brown i mean bruh why tf are u asking that on this comment. Makes no sense bruh

    • @a.g.m.s_1916
      @a.g.m.s_1916 3 года назад +10

      @Amir Brown dude it's fine lol, was just a bruh moment 🤣

    • @a.g.m.s_1916
      @a.g.m.s_1916 3 года назад +5

      @Amir Brown ruclips.net/video/oUW7XZe1hcU/видео.html
      Is this it ?

    • @denizoz9224
      @denizoz9224 3 года назад +49

      Wait if caleb does these alone, doesnt that mean he was just holding the staff and smacked himself in the head with it? 🤣

  • @YaBoyRoshi
    @YaBoyRoshi 5 лет назад +6439

    lmfao " I promise bro we squabbin" Im deadddddddd 😂

    • @bunnyc3754
      @bunnyc3754 5 лет назад +117

      What's funny is that squab is another word for pigeon. Usually when they're eaten.

    • @hon3212
      @hon3212 3 года назад +11

      Your channel sucks.

    • @nate9147
      @nate9147 3 года назад +54

      @@hon3212 you suck as a human being

    • @hon3212
      @hon3212 3 года назад +6

      @@nate9147 yeah maybe

    • @maibl1975
      @maibl1975 3 года назад +4

      Yaboyroshi hi I watch your channel

  • @therebellion96
    @therebellion96 2 года назад +4

    This skit is pure genius! 🤣

  • @VOlTiMO-
    @VOlTiMO- 9 месяцев назад +2

    worlds most famous quote THATS THAT PIGEON MONEY
    Told by the legendary Argus

  • @axelk.8275
    @axelk.8275 4 года назад +1609

    “If I do another trip like this...nah bro, imma have to dead slide u bruh”😂😂😂

    • @theconsciousobserver6829
      @theconsciousobserver6829 4 года назад +16

      BreakTheResistance Clan "Alright..I get it, you can go!"

    • @rukiryo1488
      @rukiryo1488 4 года назад +1

      He actually said "imma have the dead slide ya brah"

    • @jeremysantos9766
      @jeremysantos9766 4 года назад +2

      Throws gloves
      Why?
      To catch these hands lol

  • @affluentwisdom8510
    @affluentwisdom8510 5 лет назад +901

    "I promise we squabbing I'm serious dead slide you bro I'm serious, I need a way home" lol

    • @PermanentHigh
      @PermanentHigh 5 лет назад

      Shit had me dead

    • @bloody9848
      @bloody9848 5 лет назад

      LMFAOO FORREAL 😂

    • @creampuff966
      @creampuff966 5 лет назад

      What does slide mean? I see it a lot but I don't know what it means lol

    • @chucklefuck
      @chucklefuck 5 лет назад +1

      contexts clues b

    • @chanceofbliss8175
      @chanceofbliss8175 5 лет назад

      @@creampuff966 cant u tell from the context?

  • @aguy8210
    @aguy8210 2 года назад +4

    Can’t believe Caleb actually trained a lodge on for this skit, that’s dedication right there.

  • @dozhadeville444
    @dozhadeville444 2 года назад +2

    This gotta be one of the best skits in the Universe of RUclips!
    I been laughin for like 3 years

  • @Szanth
    @Szanth 4 года назад +5916

    "That arrow was entirely in his back"
    See this is why I love CalebCity - the ideas are great, but the little things like extra dialogue bits really push them over into actual genius.

    • @BudderB0y2222
      @BudderB0y2222 4 года назад +46

      Why is the line so genius

    • @thecapedcrublader1
      @thecapedcrublader1 4 года назад +167

      @@BudderB0y2222 he didnt need to say "entirely" it was really fuckin obvious it was there, it was extra and thats what made it funny. Kinda like when someone dies and goes "hes definitively dead". OBVIOUS

    • @UltimateKyuubiFox
      @UltimateKyuubiFox 4 года назад +83

      Brendan Berney It’s so human and real. You’d actually say that. Taking the situation seriously makes the comedy of it way funnier.

    • @BudderB0y2222
      @BudderB0y2222 4 года назад +5

      CODM - ClickXNao Lmao chill the fuck out

    • @jeremysantos9766
      @jeremysantos9766 4 года назад +24

      He was like and I'm pretty sure based on the angle it was it was in his lung too fuckin died laughing

  • @menassehbekele4877
    @menassehbekele4877 5 лет назад +409

    "Oo..don't make me..oh...I almost punched you in your chest right now" 😂😂😂

  • @PHNTM0019
    @PHNTM0019 Год назад +2

    "UHH, don't make m-, ahh, i almost punched you in your chest just now-" HAHAHAHSH I CANNOT
    this is so hilarious to me I'm cracking open💀💀

  • @MythicBeanProductions
    @MythicBeanProductions Год назад +5

    Love how he suggests a wolf as a four legged animal before a horse

  • @AA206s
    @AA206s 3 года назад +2548

    “I’m serious I’m have to dead slide you bruh...” to the King😂😂😂

  • @whywelovefilm7079
    @whywelovefilm7079 4 года назад +5979

    Imagine how he reacted when the Pigeon actually delivered the message. They must’ve went crazy. He must’ve been like...
    “I told thou! I told thou!”

    • @Reallytyphon
      @Reallytyphon 3 года назад +61

      Hilarious 😭

    • @rosytimes9456
      @rosytimes9456 3 года назад +42

      LMAO idk why I'm laughing so hard at this...

    • @RotmgTrollerFan
      @RotmgTrollerFan 3 года назад +53

      thee*
      I think

    • @dwagonrider8673
      @dwagonrider8673 3 года назад +149

      THOU HAST BEEN TOLD BY MINESELF HAST THINE NOT?!?!? HAST THINE NOT?!?!?

    • @littlefishbigmountain
      @littlefishbigmountain 3 года назад +55

      I -> Thou/Ye (modern: You)
      Me -> Thee/You (modern: You)
      My -> Thy/Your (modern: Your)
      Mine -> Thine/Yours (modern: Yours)
      It’s actually pretty regular for the most part, as you can see. Also the y words like “you” that we still use today (besides ye) were the plural/formal version (people familiar with Romance languages like Spanish, French, Italian, etc. should recognize that)
      You just gotta remember that “mine” and “thine” was often used like “my” and “thy” sometimes, such as in literary works and poetry (and I’m sure other times too but I don’t claim to be an expert). For example: “Mine eyes have seen war and mine lips tasted the bitter, bloody fruit thereof.”

  • @lampyshampy
    @lampyshampy 2 года назад +5

    I love how the Medieval king was using modern US dollars. 😂

  • @bigmanlivin__life7466
    @bigmanlivin__life7466 2 года назад +2

    Usually threatening to hurt a king would get you killed but this king apologized and also understood his messenger's struggle lol

  • @dayana3082
    @dayana3082 5 лет назад +2521

    “Just 🌬 all the way to the next kingdom,” 😂

  • @lunowyd1271
    @lunowyd1271 4 года назад +3732

    Argus: Look at this
    King Caleb: What about it?
    Argus: This that new *Sheep Cotton Silk Pouch*
    😂

    • @Mari-kx9jl
      @Mari-kx9jl 4 года назад +7

      LunoFN Our G is fried haha

    • @oBSilent
      @oBSilent 4 года назад +33

      argus if i have to tell you one more time, get out

    • @jeremysantos9766
      @jeremysantos9766 4 года назад +35

      Big time flex

    • @dogsdreamtoo8427
      @dogsdreamtoo8427 4 года назад +3

      ‏‏‎

    • @briant1745
      @briant1745 4 года назад +18

      LunoFN yeah, that’s that PIGEON MONEY!!!

  • @16Realms-studios
    @16Realms-studios 4 месяца назад +2

    That sound with the staff 😂

  • @Zack-wn6ti
    @Zack-wn6ti 3 года назад +4

    THE PART WHERE THE BIRD HAD THE ARROW ON HIS BACK GOT ME

  • @Jamaree999
    @Jamaree999 5 лет назад +558

    "I almost punched u in ur chest" 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @jonny9989
      @jonny9989 5 лет назад +3

      I was dead wen he said that lmao

    • @kingxvii1605
      @kingxvii1605 5 лет назад +3

      "I was dead." The sentence is grammatically incorrect and physically impossible. If you "was dead," how did you type the comment? Furthermore, the word "was" is past tense. There is only one possible scenario in which someone can be dead, but be revived several minutes later. However I highly doubt you were in that situation, and thus the statement is incorrect. Additionally... its when* not wen.

    • @NeuronActivation
      @NeuronActivation 5 лет назад +23

      @@kingxvii1605 Nigga really.

    • @jonny9989
      @jonny9989 5 лет назад +2

      @@kingxvii1605 my grammar proper if I say it iz bitch I own the dictionary

    • @whothefuckyoutalkin2180
      @whothefuckyoutalkin2180 5 лет назад +1

      Philipos BRO SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS UP !!!!

  • @PharaohMisa
    @PharaohMisa 5 лет назад +576

    "Has it not been several weeks?"
    Me when shopping on wish.com

    • @cjsteward4250
      @cjsteward4250 5 лет назад +12

      Pharaoh Misa facts... I forget I ordered from them when it actually comes

    • @BeretBay
      @BeretBay 5 лет назад +1

      Then it never arrives.

    • @RaikanGinro
      @RaikanGinro 5 лет назад +1

      I ordered a shocker pen 3 weeks ago still hasn't arrived

    • @thelegacy4939
      @thelegacy4939 5 лет назад +2

      Throw up the extra dollar for express shipping and it arrives in 2 days

    • @thelegacy4939
      @thelegacy4939 5 лет назад

      And get the app

  • @TestaTheRonin
    @TestaTheRonin 2 года назад +1

    It’s funny how he doing this skit at night but show a video of a bird flying during the day

  • @iamaboanranger7535
    @iamaboanranger7535 3 года назад

    For real.... Such a humble King..
    He opened the door himself

  • @moonstonemagic2342
    @moonstonemagic2342 5 лет назад +1160

    “Oh yeah, that’s that pigeon money” 😂☠️

    • @ZekeAndroid49
      @ZekeAndroid49 5 лет назад +6

      Moonstone Magic DATS DAT PIDGIN MUNEY

    • @Khalipsoo
      @Khalipsoo 5 лет назад

      Goals 😂

    • @e-man4639
      @e-man4639 5 лет назад +1

      Im pretty sure you copied someone else comment

    • @moonstonemagic2342
      @moonstonemagic2342 5 лет назад +3

      OfficalEmman dude, I just commented my own comment. Ain’t nobody got time to sit here and read thousands of comments to see who said the same thing. It’s not an originality contest. Don’t take it so seriously 😊

    • @e-man4639
      @e-man4639 5 лет назад +1

      @@moonstonemagic2342 My guy or girl actually no thats weird. I'm just curious. Ok. Alright. I'm not mad. We're cool?

  • @SoulxCorruption
    @SoulxCorruption 5 лет назад +355

    "That's that pigeon money!"

  • @maxi5004
    @maxi5004 3 года назад +2

    I was just stopping by on my way to the BANK!!!!
    Had me dying

  • @monical733
    @monical733 3 года назад +1

    This one might be my favorite skit , you're funny as hell

  • @notmyname9191
    @notmyname9191 5 лет назад +2897

    I wish I was rich enough to throw a stack of hundreds at someone I hated and walk away
    I would shamefully have to go back and pick it all back up.

    • @princessred3773
      @princessred3773 5 лет назад +7

      Not my name have* to, not "half".

    • @notmyname9191
      @notmyname9191 5 лет назад +17

      @@princessred3773 completely right. Didn't even notice. Thanks

    • @christopherbolanos2480
      @christopherbolanos2480 4 года назад +1

      Bb 😍

    • @mikealangeloy
      @mikealangeloy 4 года назад +45

      I'd pick it back up with glee, shit. My excuse would be that they aren't worth my money

    • @BooDotBoo
      @BooDotBoo 4 года назад +25

      I am never going to hate anyone enough to throw my cash at them. A handful of pennies, sure, but nothing else.

  • @jaquansimpson6828
    @jaquansimpson6828 5 лет назад +635

    That's how all geniuses are treated. Can you imagine the dude who said let's not shit in our drinking water.

    • @thatonenibba5052
      @thatonenibba5052 4 года назад +17

      @Dylan L dude irrigation is for crops, not fucking drinking. And as a reply also said, Indians did invent a sewer system with pipes in the ground. Thousands of years ago. And there is no proof of that dumb statistic shut up.

    • @blueberry1vom1t
      @blueberry1vom1t 4 года назад +47

      Okay so side stepping the massive amount of racism in this thread. You're actually right. Back in England during one of the many many outbreaks of the day there was a man named John Snow (yes he has the same name as that game of thrones character) He was a sciantist who was one of the first people to measure the dosage and effect of anesthetic. He realized that due to the infections starting in stomachs instead of lungs, the illness must have been in the water. Literally everyone called him an idiot for this and thought that the illness was in the air.
      TL:DR John Snow an English scientist discovered that bacteria existed in waste water and proposed the British sewer system. Cases of water born illnesses rocketed downward as people started to protect the drinking water.
      P.S India is actually one of the largest economies in the world and is on the rise economically as the conditions for the lower class are rising. It's still by no means near an acceptable level of human conditions, but this is the fault of a flawed and monetarily motivated government than the fault of individuals. Which ironically was a point John Snow had to fight, as people thought the poor were responsible for their own suffering. So congrats @Space Whale and @Dylan L you are both on the same level as assholes who fought against John Snow during the early days of bacteriology.

    • @Camtron5000
      @Camtron5000 4 года назад

      @@blueberry1vom1t Too long didn't read

    • @baabaa9000
      @baabaa9000 4 года назад +5

      They probably said, "you know nothing, Jon Snow".

    • @aksd7
      @aksd7 4 года назад

      @Dylan L 40*

  • @EAFFAEEAF
    @EAFFAEEAF Год назад +1

    Anachronisms aside, investing in carrier pigeons, instead of a ground-travel based postal service, is like investing in Blockbuster, instead of Netflix.

  • @wadewheelingtonii7690
    @wadewheelingtonii7690 2 года назад

    Did anybody notice how it was night and then day
    when the pigeon flew by! Priceless!!!!

  • @tyswaev8941
    @tyswaev8941 5 лет назад +1339

    Caleb’s best line ever is “ohhhh I almost punched you in the chest just now”

    • @mr_stoney2124
      @mr_stoney2124 4 года назад +9

      No “Long Live This Bankroll!” Is

    • @ryanhasib9163
      @ryanhasib9163 4 года назад +23

      Nah it's "GET OUUUUUUT"

    • @InfinityShrad
      @InfinityShrad 4 года назад +31

      Nah. It's:
      "Better scramble like an egg before I fold you like an omlette!"

    • @tedflips1501
      @tedflips1501 4 года назад +3

      @@ryanhasib9163 nigga its cold😂

    • @Xominus
      @Xominus 4 года назад

      Face*

  • @PowahSlapEntertainmint
    @PowahSlapEntertainmint 5 лет назад +2285

    I used to be courier like you till I took an arrow in the back...

    • @Sage-ss3ib
      @Sage-ss3ib 5 лет назад +10

      The new Justin Y?

    • @cindycastro425
      @cindycastro425 5 лет назад +8

      Get fucked

    • @RobCharo
      @RobCharo 5 лет назад +7

      Is that a Bethesda reference

    • @MrODST57
      @MrODST57 5 лет назад +2

      Then I had TO SLIDE YOU

    • @RobCharo
      @RobCharo 5 лет назад +2

      @@ant3866 yeah I know xd, I tried to suggest a connection between New Vegas and Skyrim but it didn't come out as expected in my head (New Vegas in the way of the courier)

  • @baberkhan6955
    @baberkhan6955 3 года назад +2

    '' that's that pigeon money "
    LMFAO had me dying 🤣🤣

  • @mnj4christ516
    @mnj4christ516 2 года назад +1

    Dude went from "Your Masjesty" to threatening to slide the king while calling him "bro" real damn quick 😂😂😂

  • @viksra
    @viksra 5 лет назад +449

    4:22 lmao he for real filmed a pigeon flying in the air for this video LOL

    • @daleo79
      @daleo79 5 лет назад +64

      He probably filmed the pigeon first and realised, "I can make a story out of this"

    • @we_are_nevertheless7305
      @we_are_nevertheless7305 5 лет назад +20

      viksra it was dark outside and the clip of the pigeon was bright day lmao

    • @mintimin8707
      @mintimin8707 5 лет назад +1

      He probably filmed the pigeon

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun 5 лет назад

      The absolute mad lad!

    • @meadahagain
      @meadahagain 5 лет назад

      Aemiom you’re Argus in this comment thread 😂

  • @bearjones85
    @bearjones85 3 года назад +4

    Caleb you is dead ass funny!!! "I promise you we scwabbin!!!" Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀☠👻

  • @5underscores
    @5underscores 2 года назад

    The sound effects in your videos always so satisfying

  • @dyinghorse5894
    @dyinghorse5894 5 лет назад +229

    3:42 The sound his cane made when he hit him in the head 😂😭

  • @reuben8328
    @reuben8328 5 лет назад +1881

    I thought the king was going to hand him the scepter and crown for coming up with something he couldn’t 😂
    I mean, the King acted so interested at first, right? 😂

    • @chancethemance953
      @chancethemance953 5 лет назад +6

      Crawford should take it Amir Khan has a glass chin.

    • @Error0101
      @Error0101 5 лет назад +51

      Nah, man. You could tell he was aboutta slap the shit out of him.

    • @reuben8328
      @reuben8328 5 лет назад

      Raven Hex Nice. Didn’t even know I had 10 likes much less 600 now lol!

    • @Nemo7The7Pirate7
      @Nemo7The7Pirate7 4 года назад +2

      go back to your quarters.

    • @JimBobJoeB0b
      @JimBobJoeB0b 4 года назад +5

      SAMIL MAHAT you must've never watched Caleb's skits before. ANYTHING can happen here.
      *ANYTHING*

  • @Speingy
    @Speingy 25 дней назад +1

    amazing how paper money had ben franklin’s face on it in 100 AD

  • @Optimistical
    @Optimistical 2 года назад +1

    I love how he didn’t even care about the money. He just wanted him gone bro! 🤣

  • @joshburn4650
    @joshburn4650 5 лет назад +300

    That’s one woke king he opens the door himself

    • @basco87
      @basco87 5 лет назад

      3:40 thats all im a say i should not have felt thia way about that noise but that shit was hella funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀