When a criminal meets a MONSTER.

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2022
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  • @cosmicgoggles4905
    @cosmicgoggles4905 Год назад +3771

    "I heard you, and you heard me."
    What a power move.

    • @takatotakasui8307
      @takatotakasui8307 Год назад +17

      Cold shit

    • @zachwells5049
      @zachwells5049 Год назад +5

      Pulled a good old Kevin Samuels

    • @sassylittleprophet
      @sassylittleprophet Год назад +27

      Reminds me of the time when a peer of mine at my church extorted kids out of a bunch of tickets so she could win the game (which she did), and she asked me how many tickets I had (so she could gloat), and when I refused to answer she called me "high and mighty," and I told her "well at least I came by my tickets honestly," and she said "what did you say?" and I said "you heard me" and walked away

    • @RabidDogma
      @RabidDogma Год назад

      @@zachwells5049 LMFAO RIP to that trash

  • @real_lampcap
    @real_lampcap Год назад +8072

    "Your kids."
    "Forgot I had any."
    man's a savage. said every man for himself 😭

    • @gameseeker6307
      @gameseeker6307 Год назад +24

      You a bot
      I wont welcome the robot overlords

    • @rcecfrvrgg5725
      @rcecfrvrgg5725 Год назад +26

      Fr that’s the most savage shit I ever heard

    • @huhh9601
      @huhh9601 Год назад +5

      @@gameseeker6307 how tho ?

    • @Takt.mp4
      @Takt.mp4 Год назад +10

      even his kids 💀

    • @user-ek2re5nx7j
      @user-ek2re5nx7j Год назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @narutosauske12
    @narutosauske12 Год назад +12069

    Denial- 0:36
    Anger- 1:01
    Bargaining- 1:18
    Depression- 2:11
    Acceptance- 2:22

    • @Th3NoobQueen
      @Th3NoobQueen Год назад +576

      The -seven- five stages of grief

    • @MingChilling-
      @MingChilling- Год назад +165

      i feel as this will blow up some time

    • @deshmkh5014
      @deshmkh5014 Год назад +34

      halleluiah

    • @Goldfishbroha
      @Goldfishbroha Год назад +54

      This funny asf 😂

    • @sculean
      @sculean Год назад +83

      god damn it what have you done, now someone is going to making a 10+ minute review on this video and how deep it is

  • @sweyn8054
    @sweyn8054 Год назад +1927

    "...we have your kids"..."I forgot I had kids". Lmfao

    • @IDKeffect82
      @IDKeffect82 Год назад +20

      Right

    • @ParadoxPerson02
      @ParadoxPerson02 Год назад +27

      My jaw actually dropped at that line, I was not expecting that. XD

    • @Kronosdoesshit
      @Kronosdoesshit Год назад +12

      *Bass drop intensifies*

    • @mamabear448
      @mamabear448 7 месяцев назад +4

      Dang

    • @fortnitesexman
      @fortnitesexman 5 месяцев назад +2

      bro can't even do the bare minimum of copy and pasting the actual quote from the video 💀

  • @DamOneMan
    @DamOneMan Год назад +16481

    He took the phrase "We Don't Negotiate With Terrorists" to the heart

    • @FrostReave
      @FrostReave Год назад +310

      There’s a difference between making the hard choice and just not giving a damn.

    • @alzhanvoidsansado
      @alzhanvoidsansado Год назад +193

      @@FrostReave Just make the hard choice without giving a damn.

    • @FrostReave
      @FrostReave Год назад +160

      @@alzhanvoidsansado if you don’t give a damn it’s not a hard choice

    • @alzhanvoidsansado
      @alzhanvoidsansado Год назад +80

      @@FrostReave To you no, to the rest of society and the kidnapper? Yes. So it's a hard choice, that you personally don't give a damn about.

    • @FrostReave
      @FrostReave Год назад +56

      @@alzhanvoidsansado But that doesn’t make sense. Because others aren’t making the choice so it’s *not* hard for them. It may *seem* like it from a outside perspective but it’s not for *you* the one making the choice and therefore isn’t a hard choice. What others think isn’t more important.

  • @ICTheAlchemist
    @ICTheAlchemist Год назад +22625

    “I heard you… and you heard me.”
    This man cannot be reasoned with 😭

    • @odinnthevikingboy7217
      @odinnthevikingboy7217 Год назад +279

      *LETS BE HONEST WE ALL* are tired of these bots

    • @yurrinsycer5299
      @yurrinsycer5299 Год назад +1

      @@odinnthevikingboy7217 not me tho ruclips.net/video/D1fJwNp1u5U/видео.html

    • @tyuniversal
      @tyuniversal Год назад +119

      @@odinnthevikingboy7217 facts there POINTLESS!

    • @anaalina5964
      @anaalina5964 Год назад +79

      BEST LINE EVER 🤣

    • @baranismus
      @baranismus Год назад +37

      @@odinnthevikingboy7217 RUclips won't do shit tho

  • @shiv-em-all
    @shiv-em-all Год назад +5349

    imagine thats the "monsters" whole plan so he gets his family back

    • @zombifiedpariah7392
      @zombifiedpariah7392 Год назад +552

      Reverse psychology lol

    • @davitucsonn2243
      @davitucsonn2243 Год назад +403

      he could've even burned printed money instead of the withdrawed bank money

    • @zombifiedpariah7392
      @zombifiedpariah7392 Год назад +239

      @@davitucsonn2243 That would actually kind of work/be kind of meta since that's probably similar to what Caleb actually did for the skit. Lol

    • @evangedeon2194
      @evangedeon2194 Год назад +55

      And all it cost was two million dollars. That would be kind of sweet in a weird way

    • @Philosjutsu
      @Philosjutsu Год назад

      Never negotiate with a terrorist.

  • @solemnace
    @solemnace Год назад +879

    Need a follow up episode where they're still taking care of these 'hostages' because they don't want to go back

    • @testgamer571
      @testgamer571 Год назад +23

      BRILLIANT.

    • @chatoyerhuggins2894
      @chatoyerhuggins2894 11 месяцев назад +9

      Ahh, Goku in Dragon Ball NT. Gets kidnapped, Vegeta hangs up on the ransom call, and Goku eats them into poverty iirc. I'm never watching NT again so can't confirm.

    • @krypton7900
      @krypton7900 29 дней назад

      ​@@chatoyerhuggins2894 dragon ball NT?

  • @poke9763
    @poke9763 Год назад +4441

    "They've been through enough." I don't know whether to feel bad for him or the hostages who're going back to that monster.

    • @sjqusgs9021
      @sjqusgs9021 Год назад +12

      Please stop watching these rubbish videos

    • @vegeets3710
      @vegeets3710 Год назад +152

      These damn bots

    • @silver_bullet9486
      @silver_bullet9486 Год назад +123

      @@vegeets3710 now we have bots who try to make us think other bots are real XD

    • @BW20532
      @BW20532 Год назад +70

      @@silver_bullet9486 Sounds like something a bot would say e_e

    • @vegeets3710
      @vegeets3710 Год назад +38

      @@BW20532 very suspicious

  • @Moshuun
    @Moshuun Год назад +2474

    I wonder if the hostages warned him, like “bro, kidnapping us is rescue, fam”.

    • @justinzhang9084
      @justinzhang9084 Год назад +91

      ig they still thought the monster had a shred of empathy

    • @mayssm
      @mayssm Год назад +178

      Kidnapper: "You can go home." Family: "Home? You seen that guy? No way, this is our home, now." "Get out! Go home!" "So mom and dad, you live in here, we're going to live in this room across the hall."

    • @fodebic5253
      @fodebic5253 Год назад

      This is one of the hostage:
      ruclips.net/video/lCl7I7png08/видео.html

    • @Name-ru1kt
      @Name-ru1kt Год назад +9

      Ikr why would he let them go home. He clearly should of turned it away from that

    • @badwulff
      @badwulff Год назад +18

      @@mayssm OUT! GET OUUUUT!

  • @MisterEvvvSymphoenix
    @MisterEvvvSymphoenix Год назад +452

    *HE HUNG UP ON ME!* 1:10 The look of pure, entitled frustration was so perfect. Your acting skills are on point. The I'm sure he misses the times when being hung up on was the biggest thing he had to worry about. How the guy didn't even flinch or shift his hat before dismissing the call was hilarious. I thought the monster was gonna show up outside his door, shrouded in an aura of Black Airforce energy, not for the hostages, but for recreation.

  • @QuietMan81
    @QuietMan81 Год назад +271

    I want to see this seriously done in a movie. Like the first fifteen minutes builds up to this scene, and then the real plot isn't about these criminals at all. It's just the other guy having a tangentially related adventure and occasionally mentioning that his parents are "probably dead by now."

  • @_xkriime
    @_xkriime Год назад +28502

    I like how the “criminal” became more worried as the conversation went on and just accepted the fact that he was not fazed

    • @averynormalperson2721
      @averynormalperson2721 Год назад +141

      yea, the video, i watched it too

    • @_xkriime
      @_xkriime Год назад +9

      @@averynormalperson2721 nice

    • @error8119
      @error8119 Год назад +94

      “this man is simply built different” probably went through his head😂

    • @ShurikanBlade
      @ShurikanBlade Год назад +8

      *fazed

    • @johnhurley8918
      @johnhurley8918 Год назад +51

      Thank you for explaining the skit

  • @dvidecyber390
    @dvidecyber390 Год назад +8174

    I imagine the criminal teaming up with the good guys to take down the monster.

    • @vhs360
      @vhs360 Год назад +8

      It was metaphorical.

    • @TarsonTalon
      @TarsonTalon Год назад +72

      And at the end, they all end up surrounded by hired mercenaries, and shot. 'Monster': "Bruh, what were you thinking? Do you want to know why I seem so callous? It's was FOR YOU. I wanted you to give up, while the going was still good. And wanted my family to not be stupid, and believe that everything was fine in the world, when it isn't, and relying on me when they shouldn't. I wanted you to give up your life of crime. But at the end of the day, y'all couldn't avoid natural selection, no matter how hard I tried to convince you otherwise. I have twelve million dollars to spend on laying waste to my enemies, while you're penniless. You're all stupid, and this is all YOUR fault. All these mercenaries? Now they're going to go home and be able to feed their families, while I ain't gonna have one and be penniless. Who is the real monsters here? Not them. Not me. YOU...stupids."

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 Год назад +11

      @@TarsonTalon thank you for the fresh take 🙏

    • @eagleleft
      @eagleleft Год назад

      I imagine him killing his family and sending the video to the criminals to spite them which results in the criminals working with the good guys to take him down

    • @scottchaison1001
      @scottchaison1001 Год назад +3

      ​@@TarsonTalon No.

  • @narogmog
    @narogmog Год назад +844

    I love how Caleb hinted towards the criminal not being that bad since he didnt ask for all of the guys money, and just 2 mil out of his 14 mil. I like stuff like that.

    • @HydroniteTB
      @HydroniteTB 11 месяцев назад +59

      They were only two dudes so one million each is still a lot, it makes sense

    • @NotSoOriginal06
      @NotSoOriginal06 11 месяцев назад +63

      "Not that bad"
      Bro he kidnapped CHILDREN

    • @cracky3931
      @cracky3931 10 месяцев назад +61

      @@NotSoOriginal06 Yeah... but he kidnapped kids from *that* guy

    • @darknessdevours5827
      @darknessdevours5827 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@HydroniteTB one million isn't a lot though, nor is 2. 10, even 50 million isn't all that much. Best case, 1 mil lets you be able to survive with the bare minimum with no worries, which is more than some have, but it wouldn't get you anything you desire. No luxuries of any kind. So, yeah, to some people, it would literally save their life, but only to the point that they can eat and sleep comfortably, not actually enjoy life.

    • @ninjahunterx7497
      @ninjahunterx7497 8 месяцев назад +40

      ​@@darknessdevours5827Being able to eat and sleep comfortably and being with your loved ones is enjoying life. What more do you need?

  • @snatchadams69
    @snatchadams69 Год назад +174

    The look at 1:27 truly sells how big of a monster white hat is...

  • @ZekeMagnum
    @ZekeMagnum Год назад +7215

    '' I heard you and you heard me''. God damn what a power move

    • @is-haqmadaraka70
      @is-haqmadaraka70 Год назад +29

      I've seen it in a movie before, just can't grasp which one it was

    • @Jagpagaco
      @Jagpagaco Год назад +33

      To be fair I would do the same if it was about my mom XD
      I mean they can do whatever they want to do with her ... altho with that said it don't mean they would WANT to do much with her ...

    • @nuibaba280
      @nuibaba280 Год назад +9

      That delivery killed me

    • @Omnihilo
      @Omnihilo Год назад +17

      @@Jagpagaco Same, same. 😌 No Contact Gang. 🤝

    • @FathomMane
      @FathomMane 9 месяцев назад

      I MENTIONED YOUR PAY!

  • @devontaylor2931
    @devontaylor2931 Год назад +540

    “I said we have your mom not a mob”
    Caleb: “I heard you and you heard me” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Jaydog8536
      @Jaydog8536 Год назад +1

      ​@griffy how did I not see that coming

  • @crazyguy338
    @crazyguy338 Год назад +71

    1:36 Caleb hella good at acting like he don't give af

  • @somerandomdogontheinternet1338
    @somerandomdogontheinternet1338 Год назад +41

    “I heard you and you heard me” bro’s a menace 💀

  • @Mement0MoRi-
    @Mement0MoRi- Год назад +513

    "HEHANGUPONME!" Got me rolling😭

    • @Celt420
      @Celt420 Год назад +8

      Have a non-bot reply, stranger of the same mind as l
      Fare thee well

    • @Sheriff_Bruce_Lee
      @Sheriff_Bruce_Lee Год назад +3

      And have another bot reply while you're at it.
      Beep boop

    • @takeylalane2425
      @takeylalane2425 Год назад +2

      Swear in effing tears 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Ajaxlancer
      @Ajaxlancer Год назад

      @@Celt420 why is this video flooded with the bot responses lmao

    • @Mement0MoRi-
      @Mement0MoRi- Год назад

      @@Ajaxlancer bro i don't even know who's a bot and who isn't anymore, like i think you're one but im second guessing myself😭

  • @OriOriOhG
    @OriOriOhG Год назад +825

    "It's not about the money. It's about sending a message. Everything burns."

    • @sjqusgs9021
      @sjqusgs9021 Год назад

      Shut it pls

    • @smugsneasel
      @smugsneasel Год назад +15

      "Including but not limited to, two million dollars"

    • @tenjenk
      @tenjenk Год назад +12

      jeez SIX bot replies?! RUclips please. This is happening on so many vids right now

    • @smippycis6285
      @smippycis6285 Год назад +2

      Reminds of the payday2 dudes who burnt the whole stash of cash in a bank on camera just to piss off another dude 😂😂😂

    • @TightMoneyGripp813
      @TightMoneyGripp813 Год назад

      👍🏾🤛🏾

  • @gurvmlk
    @gurvmlk Год назад +18

    I have a friend who would definitely handle the situation like that. Not because he's a bad person, but because he legitimately despises his entire family due to them being the terrible people in the equation.

    • @BknMoonStudios
      @BknMoonStudios 11 месяцев назад +1

      Maybe the criminals would kidnap you to get your homie to pay the ransom.
      If he's a true bro, of course. LMAO

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@BknMoonStudios That would probably be much more likely to work.

  • @EffortLevelZeroProductions
    @EffortLevelZeroProductions Год назад +13326

    This man doesn’t age, he’s the ash ketchum of RUclips

    • @KingDari2330
      @KingDari2330 Год назад +112

      @just i c e why do I feel like it’s a rickroll

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 Год назад +379

      You acting like he 50

    • @g-boiscomics4826
      @g-boiscomics4826 Год назад +10

      Fr

    • @j_bad1032
      @j_bad1032 Год назад +83

      bro you didn't even get ot watch the full video without writing the most suck up comment possible

    • @KadenFinity
      @KadenFinity Год назад +3

      Ok

  • @mastercyconide7660
    @mastercyconide7660 Год назад +11918

    The fact that you play all the characters in most of your skits, have maintained this diy value, and still garnered this many subscribers is really telling to just how talented and entertaining you are.

    • @silverrain99205
      @silverrain99205 Год назад +72

      He’s very talented. He can sing too.

    • @savior-777hunting9
      @savior-777hunting9 Год назад +29

      Caleb be the goat

    • @whitneyd6827
      @whitneyd6827 Год назад +76

      I always think about the fact that he's one of the last surviving channels like this. Short diy skits used to be the most popular content on youtube and people moved on from almost everyone but Caleb, he's just too damn funny

    • @expiredkermit987
      @expiredkermit987 Год назад +9

      hes always kept it so consistent thats why I love him

    • @geigercourtier
      @geigercourtier Год назад +3

      Agreed 💯

  • @sleepninja2350
    @sleepninja2350 Год назад +40

    The way mrcity’s face looked when he hit that moment of realization, no words but u could feel the shock and denial. A1 acting

  • @dayswillburn777
    @dayswillburn777 Год назад +26

    I almost choked when he said "f*ck her!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Yeeterminator
    @Yeeterminator Год назад +4131

    The scammer was actually such a good man, he just wanted to keep Caleb’s money safe from the bank and he also felt bad for the hostages, since they had been through enough.

    • @thedark-commander598
      @thedark-commander598 Год назад +4

      I got the 100th like

    • @Yeeterminator
      @Yeeterminator Год назад +3

      @@thedark-commander598 noice lol

    • @captain4865
      @captain4865 Год назад

      Whats the white hoodie caleb is wearing called

    • @blaedus5318
      @blaedus5318 Год назад

      Safe from the bank? Nah, try safe from the government since it's breaking into people's safe deposit boxes and flat out stealing the contents. Even the judge on the case was shocked.

    • @armyant9163
      @armyant9163 Год назад

      @@captain4865 one name for it is a bucket cap

  • @spiderninja211
    @spiderninja211 Год назад +616

    “Your kids.”
    “Forgot I had any”
    “I heard you, and you heard me”
    This man always makes me f*cking die

    • @Stitch4978
      @Stitch4978 Год назад

      Tbh I make entertaining vids just like Caleb. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not, you can come tell me. ruclips.net/channel/UCcT_5U3k-3Ons4pFmO4cbYg

  • @DawweH
    @DawweH 11 месяцев назад +13

    "HE HANG UP ON ME!!" Best line 😂😂😂

  • @Shunryo
    @Shunryo Год назад +27

    “They can go home” the Griffy reference

  • @Nintendo3DSdude1
    @Nintendo3DSdude1 Год назад +2798

    2:01 The way he says “Why do you want MY money?” in that tone of voice is brilliant.

    • @dmari8516
      @dmari8516 Год назад +219

      Thats how they actually talk irl too lmao waay to aggressively calm

    • @jaylenharris343
      @jaylenharris343 Год назад +150

      Sounded like the Joker.

    • @bIuecap
      @bIuecap Год назад +10

      @@jaylenharris343 yeah him

    • @nosamuigbinnosa4081
      @nosamuigbinnosa4081 Год назад +24

      @@jaylenharris343 More like Gustavo Fring if I'm being honest.

    • @neatelf9913
      @neatelf9913 Год назад +6

      Tate moment

  • @Jemini.W
    @Jemini.W Год назад +11999

    Someone needs to hire Caleb as a screenwriter already. His quality has NEVER dipped

    • @TokyMiku
      @TokyMiku Год назад +106

      Maybe he just enjoys doing his own thing instead 💜

    • @fight8the8feeling8
      @fight8the8feeling8 Год назад +163

      Just letting you know stuff like this doesn’t work on the big screen or television, RUclips has those quick serotonin hits, but he would have to make 30-60 minutes of comedy content weekly for writing big time.

    • @daddyshome6990
      @daddyshome6990 Год назад +53

      why do you want him to go work for someone when he's already his own boss and doing very well. you complain about the man but always wanna go work for him.

    • @mopmoop5070
      @mopmoop5070 Год назад +5

      and hes always dripped out too

    • @michaelbread5906
      @michaelbread5906 Год назад +19

      I want to see a movie called Caleb City where it's 1hr 50min and all the actors are Caleb.

  • @artpadlife8
    @artpadlife8 Год назад +21

    "Why are you so callous?!" sent me. Your videos are always quality comedy.

  • @huttserl
    @huttserl Год назад +59

    Honestly, im really glad caleb is still doing what he does. Quality content that doesnt get stale compared to alot of other similar youtubers

  • @mackenziedesire7515
    @mackenziedesire7515 Год назад +14321

    Caleb uses so many of the same tricks and general premises/characters in so many videos, and yet the sketches _never_ feel stale. It's genuinely so impressive, I really don't get how he does it.

    • @brockfordjunktion
      @brockfordjunktion Год назад +519

      I can't think of a video of his that I've watched that hasn't at least gotten a smile out of me. Good ideas done well.

    • @jestfullgremblim8002
      @jestfullgremblim8002 Год назад +31

      Yeah

    • @fluffy9055
      @fluffy9055 Год назад +69

      backhanded compliment

    • @lyrics2challenged
      @lyrics2challenged Год назад +404

      @@fluffy9055 not exactly. In better words "it's impressive how he can reuse material, and still keep the audience engaged" the ability to sell the same thing to multiple audiences, or even the same audience more than once, is a huge skill and part of being a comedian, as much as is coming up with new content.

    • @mackenziedesire7515
      @mackenziedesire7515 Год назад +125

      ​@@fluffy9055 Not really? I'm saying he uses those similar elements so effectively and creatively that it never feels like the content is repetitive. At worst, I'd say it could be considered a critique, except even that would imply I see it as a negative at all, which I don't. It's like artists- he has a style, similarities that are clearly CalebCity, but that doesn't mean he is overusing them or anything.
      I guess maybe I worded it poorly, but my intention definitely wasn't to criticize those aspects. I really enjoy those bits, in fact.

  • @KingJaggerjack
    @KingJaggerjack Год назад +384

    "They can go home" had the same energy as "I'm going home" 😂

    • @sjqusgs9021
      @sjqusgs9021 Год назад

      Can you delete your rubbish comment

    • @ellec7188
      @ellec7188 Год назад +6

      They had enough got me dead 😂

    • @dapo3538
      @dapo3538 Год назад +4

      He channeled his inner Griffy Lmao 😂

    • @KingJaggerjack
      @KingJaggerjack Год назад

      @@dapo3538 facts

    • @KingJaggerjack
      @KingJaggerjack Год назад +1

      @@ellec7188 same 😂

  • @gamerkide12
    @gamerkide12 Год назад +15

    Joker: “Why do you want my money”

  • @valmid5069
    @valmid5069 10 месяцев назад +11

    Bro the man literally described Jack Horner's personality very perfectly

  • @hotkoyoto
    @hotkoyoto Год назад +4169

    The fact that people like the 'monster' exist is even funnier and scarier in both regards. Caleb , you never miss king.

    • @vera2892
      @vera2892 Год назад +35

      @@DirtyBobBojangles All u do is just commenting. Soooooo

    • @fodebic5253
      @fodebic5253 Год назад

      This is what a monster look like in 2022:
      ruclips.net/video/lCl7I7png08/видео.html

    • @justcommenting4981
      @justcommenting4981 Год назад +9

      Billionaire granddad

    • @ursosexmachina
      @ursosexmachina Год назад +4

      how is that scary?

    • @MasterChiefSamus
      @MasterChiefSamus Год назад

      Hi.

  • @TheLoneBit
    @TheLoneBit Год назад +195

    "Let them go, they've been through enough."
    Best line in the whole video.

  • @mobilelegendsmemes
    @mobilelegendsmemes Год назад +13

    1:53 Ging Freecs when Aunt Mito asks child support for Gon

  • @CKing97
    @CKing97 Год назад +30

    Has Caleb gotten any acting gigs yet? Ain't no way someone who can do this many characters so perfectly hasn't gotten picked up yet

  • @thathoodedgirl10
    @thathoodedgirl10 Год назад +2584

    "We have your kids"
    "I forgot I had them"
    -Fushiguro Toji, probably

    • @user-db4lk7yg3o
      @user-db4lk7yg3o Год назад +80

      bro what he literally stabbed himself in the head while being mind controlled in order to save megumi tf thats a W dad

    • @user-lemon852
      @user-lemon852 Год назад +22

      That's him before he changed

    • @duyanhbui5386
      @duyanhbui5386 Год назад +67

      @@user-db4lk7yg3o ain t he sell his son to the zenin clan to make money

    • @user-db4lk7yg3o
      @user-db4lk7yg3o Год назад +17

      @@duyanhbui5386 maybe a little bit

    • @jcs3146
      @jcs3146 Год назад +70

      @@user-db4lk7yg3o 💀 the duality of man

  • @marineconquest4942
    @marineconquest4942 Год назад +644

    plot twist: this guy is just the descendant of that guy from “when the hero is just as smart as the villain” and knew this would set the criminal off and let his family go

    • @AegixDrakan
      @AegixDrakan Год назад +53

      You know what, that plot twist checks out.

    • @linkholder
      @linkholder Год назад +24

      @@AegixDrakan hey, Im here for the interview

    • @jettaeschroff6924
      @jettaeschroff6924 Год назад +28

      @@linkholder GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!! GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

    • @karma5390
      @karma5390 Год назад +26

      Now that you mention it, they do look kinda similar

    • @ThePunchlineIsPorn
      @ThePunchlineIsPorn Год назад +18

      @@karma5390 Almost identical, even.

  • @blitzgaming9561
    @blitzgaming9561 Год назад +8

    The good all rule of "you can't blackmail someone who just doesn't care".

  • @OLBICHL
    @OLBICHL Год назад +134

    kidnapper: aight y'all can go home...
    kidnapped people: no, we're not going... as a matter of fact, we like it here and we'll stay... you go!
    kidnapper: the hell is wrong with you people... this is my house and you need to leave now
    kidnapped people: what house? oh, the one we just set on fire?
    kidnapper: you monsters... y'all are evil evil

  • @Qsie
    @Qsie Год назад +1447

    The way he hung up, that was just gangsta energy 10/10
    edit: youtube better sleep this bots, on god 💀

    • @sjqusgs9021
      @sjqusgs9021 Год назад +1

      Can everyone here shut it?

    • @sjqusgs9021
      @sjqusgs9021 Год назад +3

      @just i c e You said you met Caleb city but it was just a video of you cooking potatoes? why did you lie to me?

    • @sjqusgs9021
      @sjqusgs9021 Год назад

      @Slatt That wasn't a gameplay it was a music video I don't know why you lied to me

    • @Naofumi-Iwatani
      @Naofumi-Iwatani Год назад +3

      Speaking of a gangsta's paradise,
      We lost the singer of Gangstas Paradise...

    • @sjqusgs9021
      @sjqusgs9021 Год назад +3

      @@Naofumi-Iwatani Noooo

  • @RajPatel-bp3hf
    @RajPatel-bp3hf Год назад +405

    "The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose."

    • @HamsterPants522
      @HamsterPants522 Год назад +8

      That is completely true.

    • @lorenzoantonelli6467
      @lorenzoantonelli6467 Год назад +30

      Actually he has much to lose, he just don't give a f**k about it 🤣.

    • @monis9420
      @monis9420 Год назад +7

      Fun fact : this monster has everything to loose but he don't give a f*ck
      He is og. 😆😆

  • @ryanvang4080
    @ryanvang4080 Год назад +8

    "HE HUNG UP ON ME!!!!!" Lmao

  • @shanekiaduncan7273
    @shanekiaduncan7273 Год назад +2

    Biiittchhh those hostages were prolly bawling crying after finding out who they gon get blackmailed for😂🤣🤣😂😂good looking out that he was considerate enough to understand their traumas

  • @arcticridge
    @arcticridge Год назад +35

    2:23
    (Why did I think I could hold this guy's parents ransom.. How could I have been so stupid.. I need to get to the bottom of why.. I'm so stupid..)

  • @jorgecarbajal8076
    @jorgecarbajal8076 Год назад +983

    1:52-1:56 I was just as shocked as the criminal by that response. I don’t think I’ve ever seen an attempt at blackmail fail so spectacularly as this one before.

    • @marlom7882
      @marlom7882 Год назад

      Fr that was some of the most ignorant shit I’ve ever heard in my life

    • @danitho
      @danitho Год назад

      Ikr!

    • @kymanidawson2487
      @kymanidawson2487 Год назад +5

      What other attempts at blackmail have you seen?

    • @jello_sluper5070
      @jello_sluper5070 Год назад +2

      Wtf are these bots

    • @baydiac
      @baydiac Год назад +11

      Like, I have a terrible relationship with my parents. Abysmal. I would probably respond the same way.
      But then he forgot he had kids, and burned millions of dollars in front of people desperate for money. I'm glad Caleb made sure to really sell it so people in my shoes would be laughing hysterically like everyone else

  • @hunterojustice7236
    @hunterojustice7236 Год назад +8

    The second I hear “listen very carefully”, I AM HANGING UP!! I can’t be blackmailed if I don’t know what they have against me

  • @tucegs522
    @tucegs522 Год назад +6

    no way y’all ain’t talking about that “no i won’t” delivery in here 😭that shit was flawless

  • @sevendeadlynoobs7577
    @sevendeadlynoobs7577 Год назад +318

    “He hang up on me!?” Bro the way he says stuff has me dying 😂 plus I think I heard a new sound in this video

  • @NoNameX_X0
    @NoNameX_X0 Год назад +584

    Imagine someone actually acted like this and they let the hostages go because the criminal felt pity for them 💀

    • @malliemaile6746
      @malliemaile6746 Год назад +18

      doubt probably sell dem organs

    • @devinomatsu2444
      @devinomatsu2444 Год назад

      @@malliemaile6746 I was thinking prostitution

    • @hittkid6312
      @hittkid6312 Год назад +27

      Stalin sort of was like this. His son was captured during the war the Nazis proposed a prisoner exchange and Stalin essentially said "fuck you go kill him"

    • @gerardmorton8517
      @gerardmorton8517 Год назад

      Usual suspect kyza Sosa just killed his family when the criminal threatened to use the as collateral....

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem Год назад +11

      If they ain't about to traffic/sell the hostages and didn't reveal any info to them, letting them go would probably be for the best. The difficulty is the exchange nonsense you see in movies. Thats just asking for trouble. If there's no exchange to be done though, well its fairly safe to just let em go.
      Just don't let the hostages see anything or you gotta kill em either way.

  • @fredricksonthe96th
    @fredricksonthe96th Год назад +2

    Hostages be like "NO, DON'T LET ME GO BACK THERE!!!"

  • @Not_e-
    @Not_e- Год назад +10

    I ain't smile in 2 days and you my guy is what made me smile. Laugh even.

  • @Nikkidafox
    @Nikkidafox Год назад +93

    0:34
    "What happened?"
    HEEHAGANANAMEE

  • @KaydogEntertainment
    @KaydogEntertainment 5 месяцев назад +9

    1:16 why did he say mom like that 😭

  • @sambailey6471
    @sambailey6471 Год назад +12

    Man, this series is one of the most beautiful I've ever seen. I really have to compliment you on how you're bringing it to life. If it can make you happy, I'm taking inspiration from Caleb for a superhero of Jamaican nationality. I look forward to the next episode with anxiety and emotion.

  • @SXR123_YT
    @SXR123_YT Год назад +572

    "w-we have your kids"
    "I have one of those? oh god, I have two of those!"

  • @ameerk5677
    @ameerk5677 Год назад +1073

    the fast he responded when they say "we have your dad too" is just priceless😂😂😂

    • @slit5006
      @slit5006 Год назад

      BRO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKK ruclips.net/video/D1fJwNp1u5U/видео.html JEEZ

    • @deluxevirtually1922
      @deluxevirtually1922 Год назад +1

      caleb taught me a lesson: ruclips.net/video/D1fJwNp1u5U/видео.html

    • @icewing202
      @icewing202 Год назад +9

      that and the variation of the 4 notes that played before when he verified that he didnt care about his mom but with the string insturment added to it

  • @rayetjohnson5996
    @rayetjohnson5996 11 месяцев назад +3

    Rewatching this and it's still one of my all time favorites

  • @galaxy-media
    @galaxy-media Год назад +9

    This guy's acting never disappoints! 😂

  • @_Devil
    @_Devil Год назад +69

    2:00 Bro said that like Joker 💀💀

  • @black69071
    @black69071 Год назад +144

    Honestly the lack of reaction before hanging up on the phone, is some funny shit lol.

  • @fierybookworm
    @fierybookworm Год назад +9

    Caleb still out here delivering Black Mirror-level twists at a fraction at the time

  • @felipenaressi16
    @felipenaressi16 Год назад +7

    This is saying a lot when it comes to your master pieces my good sir, but this is BY FAR one of your best!

  • @yummymango43
    @yummymango43 Год назад +1837

    Real ones know that Caleb’s content is top tier

    • @vanitus111
      @vanitus111 Год назад +16

      for a sec, i thought your comment was a coryxkenshin reference

    • @lb3_22
      @lb3_22 Год назад +16

      this ain’t cory’s comment section 🤨

    • @jeremiahjeudy5064
      @jeremiahjeudy5064 Год назад +2

      @@vanitus111 I did too

    • @_GhostEist_
      @_GhostEist_ Год назад

      Gabagoo

    • @rushshady
      @rushshady Год назад

      And all others are fakes? Time to weed out the clones

  • @terrencebollard629
    @terrencebollard629 Год назад +2438

    Everyone is talking about how talented and unique you are (because you are of course). But can we a second to admire how clean those fits are 😤 bro is dripped out of his mind

    • @nubsity620
      @nubsity620 Год назад +80

      fr i need the monsters drip bro

    • @viciousKev
      @viciousKev Год назад +31

      He got that RUclips bank roll

    • @ItsKatinasWorld
      @ItsKatinasWorld Год назад +6

      That’s what I was focused on too 😂👌🏾

    • @Humanresouces
      @Humanresouces Год назад

      The word "drip" sounds way too moist.

    • @jayjj938
      @jayjj938 11 месяцев назад +4

      Too clean

  • @anthonyroundtree5
    @anthonyroundtree5 Год назад +16

    0:28 me when spammers call my phones

  • @zombie5715
    @zombie5715 Год назад +10

    "I'm a villain not a monster..."

  • @jordanwhitaker9022
    @jordanwhitaker9022 Год назад +126

    “The smartest thing for you to do right now-“
    Caleb: Hangs up.

    Love it already. 😂

  • @SunGodRyan
    @SunGodRyan Год назад +68

    why is no one talking about how perfect that “he hung up on me!” is 😂😭😂😭

    • @TheSamuss
      @TheSamuss Год назад +2

      the delivery was incredible

    • @badventist-petite
      @badventist-petite Год назад +2

      He sounded like one of those mob gangsters from the 1930s 💀💀
      I’ve watched that part a dozen times already

  • @ThatBlackPiano
    @ThatBlackPiano Год назад +1

    “HE HUNG UP ON ME!!!!!!!😡”
    🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @Saya_562
    @Saya_562 6 месяцев назад +2

    Lol that line delivery of “He hang up on me” was too good 😂 I’m dying!!

  • @BEASTTyquale413
    @BEASTTyquale413 Год назад +284

    1:21 I love how he said it twice knowing he’d ask him to say that again😂

    • @mr.joseph2430
      @mr.joseph2430 Год назад +5

      what did he say? I dont identify what he said

    • @BEASTTyquale413
      @BEASTTyquale413 Год назад

      @@mr.joseph2430 he said “F*** her”

    • @spiderking8011
      @spiderking8011 Год назад

      @@mr.joseph2430 he said f*ck her

    • @F-Lambda
      @F-Lambda Год назад +17

      @@mr.joseph2430 He said "*bleeep* her". And later he said "*bleeep* him too" about the dad.

  • @garyberger9257
    @garyberger9257 Год назад +1105

    You drown me with emotion as the screen loses color. No one does it quite like you, Caleb. That was awesome!!!

  • @wilsonno9675
    @wilsonno9675 2 месяца назад +3

    This isn't just callous, this is Diavolo level callous!

  • @gamingzone2553
    @gamingzone2553 Год назад +4

    "I heard you and you heard me" A person that cannot be reasoned with and unfazed by anything

  • @R0n1nD0m
    @R0n1nD0m Год назад +85

    "I heard you. You heard me..."
    That's a cold line lol 😂😂😂🥶🥶

    • @myhead7167
      @myhead7167 Год назад

      @Naruto Uchiha (Dont sub here, this is 2nd channel) cringe

  • @testhekid
    @testhekid Год назад +893

    this one has got to be my favourite performance by caleb, it's just so PERFECT

  • @davidg9701
    @davidg9701 Год назад +9

    Is Not about the money it's about sending a message
    ~Vilain

  • @Chuby_ubesie
    @Chuby_ubesie 6 месяцев назад +2

    The "he hung up on me" Was so Funny😂😂

  • @LeelosAdventure
    @LeelosAdventure Год назад +200

    “Why are you so callous?” I love when Caleb says stuff like this. Idk how to describe it but it’s so funny

    • @JaxontheOkay
      @JaxontheOkay Год назад +21

      i think it has to do with the generally very casual way of talking and type of words they use randomly interrupted with a very specific and slightly obscure word.

  • @keyblader1985
    @keyblader1985 Год назад +56

    1:55 a whole new level of Shocked Caleb

  • @eggmoni792
    @eggmoni792 Год назад +1

    Congrats on your engagement by the way! We're so happy for you.

  • @1cathar
    @1cathar Год назад

    I've seen a lot of your videos, but this is one of the best

  • @kelltale
    @kelltale Год назад +49

    1:31 “oh I heard you! you heard me!” 😂😂😂 bro come on LMAO

  • @patrickbailey2799
    @patrickbailey2799 Год назад +312

    The look of dawning horror and realization that the longer this went on the more dangerous things would become for him! So great!

    • @littlesneets8026
      @littlesneets8026 Год назад +3

      I'm just gonna say, I absolutely agree with you. I'm sorry your comment had to get invaded by a bunch of bots, but your comment was funny. Cheers

  • @XaviBruh
    @XaviBruh 8 месяцев назад +1

    I heard you.
    YOU HEARD ME.
    Cold 🥶

  • @soultyger
    @soultyger Год назад +2

    Black Air Force energy was in abundance for this one 😬

  • @djgoatslasher5788
    @djgoatslasher5788 Год назад +98

    Criminal: I have your family hostage
    Caleb: I miss the part where that’s my problem

  • @nii_amart
    @nii_amart Год назад +373

    This man doesn't miss. Pure gold each time for years. 🤣

    • @SPMask
      @SPMask Год назад

      ruclips.net/video/qKe7sQ3mZ2A/видео.html&ab_channel=SPMask

  • @bunnywithmonocle5324
    @bunnywithmonocle5324 Год назад +1

    "They've been through enough, let them go home." man I love the writing in these skits

  • @professortree9387
    @professortree9387 10 месяцев назад +2

    Alternative title: “When the criminal has a bigger heart than the victim”

  • @unknownzero121
    @unknownzero121 Год назад +752

    The stuff Caleb comes up with is astronomically funny and with his acting skills, dude should put in a movie.🤣🤣🤣😂

    • @longshaft87
      @longshaft87 Год назад

      The time viewer please 30 mins i need to meet master Avacado

    • @shadowstep25
      @shadowstep25 Год назад +3

      You just know he'd play all the characters himself.

    • @Maniac_Shwelpz
      @Maniac_Shwelpz Год назад

      We all know what happened when smosh did it...

  • @Crustacean4
    @Crustacean4 Год назад +57

    *"You can make millions, but you can't make your phone connection better?"* *That actually had me dying bro-* 😭