Villains with TRASH reasons on why they're evil.

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  • Опубликовано: 13 ноя 2020
  • Villain: I fell on my way in the house from my car and I had food in my hands. This planet will know pain.
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Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @adedaraadeloro5603
    @adedaraadeloro5603 3 года назад +4171

    "they went to my amazon account, cancelled all my preorde-"
    "THEY DID WHAT, HEYELL NO"
    LMAO

  • @Emeowy
    @Emeowy 3 года назад +4778

    "Im sorry"
    "Is ok"
    "You just wanted an apology!?"
    Dead right there

    • @buddymmx3936
      @buddymmx3936 3 года назад +63

      Anime protagonists

    • @ryanskolnick1274
      @ryanskolnick1274 3 года назад +84

      Naruto in a nutshell

    • @playboydojo
      @playboydojo 3 года назад +37

      Vegeta didn't even have to apologize.

    • @SpectreRyder
      @SpectreRyder 3 года назад +23

      That's the most Goku thing ever right there

    • @c.d5229
      @c.d5229 3 года назад

      U got 3k likes congratulations

  • @reidpattis3127
    @reidpattis3127 2 года назад +6236

    I like how the well written villain had a meltdown on how much of a stretch the second villain is.

    • @anamariaramirez9341
      @anamariaramirez9341 2 года назад +80

      Same!

    • @Broomer52
      @Broomer52 Год назад +263

      It reminds me of The Riddler. The dude was so egotistical we became a super villain because he got told his puzzles were trash then he continues his villain career because Batman stopped him from committing his crimes. He has the most trash backstory and they lean into and just make him narcissistic as hell.

    • @talinpeacy7222
      @talinpeacy7222 Год назад +127

      @@Broomer52 I mean, most of batman's core super villains are the extreme of some sort of mental illness and I'm pretty sure most sociopathic narcissists are painful to be around.

    • @korsekil
      @korsekil Год назад +95

      @@Broomer52 At some point he even admits to Batman he has a problem. His intellectual narcissism literally FORCES him to make riddles to Batman even though he knows that basically clues Batman in to his plans.

    • @TRG_R17
      @TRG_R17 Год назад +4

      Reply 5

  • @mushmello526
    @mushmello526 2 года назад +2223

    Don't forget the evil antagonist that has a sidekick with much darker plans that are even too bad for the first antagonist, so that sidekick turns to the real Antagonist

    • @Treeeee2008
      @Treeeee2008 Год назад +75

      That's basically bowler hat guy from say goodbye to the Robinsons

    • @mushmello526
      @mushmello526 Год назад +37

      @@Treeeee2008 except Doris already felt like the main antagonist when commanding goob

    • @cattiston374
      @cattiston374 Год назад +40

      Count Bleck and Dimentio lol

    • @eduardorpg64
      @eduardorpg64 Год назад +13

      Kefka Palazzo and the Emperor from Final Fantasy 6.

    • @FrostReave
      @FrostReave Год назад +17

      Kobuto basically

  • @Masquerade98
    @Masquerade98 3 года назад +8560

    “Why did you kill all those people?”
    “Because the teacher called on me when I wasn’t even raising my hand....”

    • @jackthecommenter2768
      @jackthecommenter2768 3 года назад +20

      why the pfp

    • @Godsecution
      @Godsecution 3 года назад +21

      @@jackthecommenter2768 Don't know g

    • @BB_13_13
      @BB_13_13 3 года назад +185

      “Sounds like a valid reason, proceed”

    • @thebombspayloadisexposed
      @thebombspayloadisexposed 3 года назад +139

      "Because the teacher didn't dismiss us when the bell rang"

    • @sotl7749
      @sotl7749 3 года назад +21

      I don't even know who's the mc anymore

  • @Orion_The_Omega
    @Orion_The_Omega 2 года назад +1189

    Villain: "THEY MURDERED ME FOR FUN"
    Other Dude: "Some Kid took my number 3 pencil back in elementary school, that was my favorite pencil. So I'm just as justified in killing those random people as you.

    • @jonathangarcia5279
      @jonathangarcia5279 2 года назад +25

      Hold up there's a no.3 pencil?

    • @Wicked_Gaming_
      @Wicked_Gaming_ 2 года назад +62

      @@jonathangarcia5279 damn, can't blame him anymore in that case. Shit would be rarest pencil

    • @rincallinen7312
      @rincallinen7312 2 года назад +25

      @@jonathangarcia5279 No. 3 pencils do exist, but they’re not often used.

    • @Serrifin
      @Serrifin 2 года назад +32

      @@jonathangarcia5279 the number on the pencil denotes the hardness of the pencil lead, 1 is the softest, and so leaves most lead on the paper, giving darkest mark, but it also smudges really easily, so we use no. 2s, which are a bit harder, but still leave a mark readable by machines.
      At least that’s from what I understand

    • @jonathangarcia5279
      @jonathangarcia5279 2 года назад +5

      @@Serrifin Ohhh. Interesting! Thank you!

  • @Steve_is_a_Stick
    @Steve_is_a_Stick 2 года назад +739

    Percy: Why did you try to start a war of the gods that would result in millions of human casualties?
    Luke: Because I've never met my dad.

    • @kyloren114
      @kyloren114 2 года назад +73

      Luke: They don't care about us! Never did! Kronos cares about us!😭😭😭

    • @Steve_is_a_Stick
      @Steve_is_a_Stick 2 года назад +31

      @@kyloren114 I like how he didn't even say that because they never mentioned Kronos in the first movie.

    • @kyloren114
      @kyloren114 2 года назад +32

      @@Steve_is_a_Stick Oh, I thought you were referencing the books. But don't worry I was just being dramatic-😂😂😂

    • @Steve_is_a_Stick
      @Steve_is_a_Stick 2 года назад +79

      @@kyloren114 I mean yeah Luke is actually really well written in the books. Plus he did meet Hermes that was part of the reason why he hated him. I meant how they took his tragic past and our experience with the gods being horrible and replaced it with just, "I never met my dad"

    • @myalt3019
      @myalt3019 2 года назад +4

      Why did he even join Kronos? Especially after he summoned Typhon

  • @namelesschannel93
    @namelesschannel93 3 года назад +4480

    "Why did you murder those innocent people!?"
    "Someone held the door open for me while keeping eye contact. I was 20 feet away."

    • @judemaltese4417
      @judemaltese4417 3 года назад +304

      I actually did that once. In my defense I thought that they were much closer. And faster.

    • @DogeDogeriffic
      @DogeDogeriffic 3 года назад +55

      @@judemaltese4417 LMFAO

    • @myafield4039
      @myafield4039 3 года назад +40

      @@judemaltese4417 lmao SAME

    • @lorddog7249
      @lorddog7249 3 года назад +61

      Jude Maltese
      It's not your fault that some people move at a pace of one kilometer an hour

    • @Nick-nh4nf
      @Nick-nh4nf 3 года назад

      lmao

  • @xSwiftx4
    @xSwiftx4 3 года назад +3248

    Police: "But...why? Why are you with him killing all these peop-"
    *"BECAUSE IT WAS MY TURN ON THE XBOX...MINE...NOT HIS!!!*

    • @kingcrimson2615
      @kingcrimson2615 3 года назад +70

      Police: 👁👄👁

    • @averagecalisthenicsguy1504
      @averagecalisthenicsguy1504 3 года назад +3

      ruclips.net/video/kYjin2Wb6hk/видео.html

    • @3lmi__319
      @3lmi__319 3 года назад +14

      Why did I read that with dekus voice in my head😂😂😂😂

    • @amanko1357
      @amanko1357 3 года назад +11

      "WE STAND HERE AMONG MY UNLOCKED ACHIEVEMENTS... NOT YOURS!!!"

    • @justwillis
      @justwillis 3 года назад +1

      It was funny when it had 7 likes, and it is still funny even after 1k likes

  • @fluffyx1556
    @fluffyx1556 2 года назад +3330

    "they tortured me to death and revived me just to torture me to death again"
    "okay
    "they killed my own parents in front of me"
    "neat"
    "they drowned me in a pool until i drank myself out"
    "ok badlands chugs"
    "they went on my amazon account and canceled all my pre-orders"
    "THEY DID WHAT HELL NAH"

    • @IyOusLYT
      @IyOusLYT 2 года назад +143

      The amazon one matters the most

    • @theknight6288
      @theknight6288 2 года назад +33

      Wow, you know how to repeat words, great job kiddo!!! 👍🏻

    • @fluffyx1556
      @fluffyx1556 2 года назад +73

      @@theknight6288 I'm just highlighting the most important part of the video so people don't miss it. Don't get all salty thinking I can't come up with my own stuff

    • @theknight6288
      @theknight6288 2 года назад +21

      @@fluffyx1556 yeah you’re highlighting the parts that……wait for it……. We all watched! What? That’s so crazy that we all watched the exact same video that we all clicked on
      So no, your comment still doesn’t make sense, and it’s kinda hilarious that you think I’m salty off of the sole basis that I criticized you

    • @fluffyx1556
      @fluffyx1556 2 года назад +57

      @@theknight6288 If you have nothing positive to say just leave a dislike... Is that so hard?

  • @irfanadib1470
    @irfanadib1470 2 года назад +456

    "Why did you kill all these people?"
    "Because they skipped the sponsor of this video, Nord VPN, the best VPN in the world."

    • @elainasynranelt
      @elainasynranelt 2 года назад +6

      The boss sponsor: Raycon, shadow wallet VPN

    • @sattwiksahu1743
      @sattwiksahu1743 2 года назад +6

      Raid Shadow Legends

    • @mariotheundying
      @mariotheundying 2 года назад +8

      Imagine that
      "Nord vpn? What's that? Can you explain it to me?"
      Then continue to do the sponsor

  • @ckittle3969
    @ckittle3969 3 года назад +6511

    Hero: “why did u kill all these people again?”
    Villain: *because my parents didn’t buy me that one toy I wanted when I was 7, someone had to pay the price.*

  • @CockAndBallTorture.
    @CockAndBallTorture. 3 года назад +3482

    “Why... Why did you kill all these people!?!”
    “They didn’t notice my new haircut.”

  • @missybennet1594
    @missybennet1594 2 года назад +535

    Nobody:
    Bakugou: I bullied someone relentlessly for years because he tried to help me up once.

    • @minaholic7118
      @minaholic7118 2 года назад +73

      and he just be calling deku out for doin nothin

    • @Human_traain
      @Human_traain 2 года назад +1

      @@minaholic7118 bakugo tsundere

    • @Jaboy-of5fw
      @Jaboy-of5fw 2 года назад +7

      YOU DID WHAT HELL NO

    • @UNLIMITED-DAN
      @UNLIMITED-DAN 2 года назад +41

      IKR Bakugou has some of the dumbest backstory. And the villains too... Toga's Backstory is so dumb.

    • @user-pj7ur2pk4t
      @user-pj7ur2pk4t 2 года назад +12

      Nah from Bakugo's pov he saw Deku as looking down on him and seeing Bakugo as inferior. That's why he bullied Deku relentlessly for years. Just a correction.

  • @chaosngelx
    @chaosngelx 8 месяцев назад +69

    Actually, Louis's Villain reason makes sense. He was relentlessly bullied by his peers while people in positions of authority allowed it to happen. Who funded these people in positions to look away from such travesty? The schools did, and who are the schools funded by? The State, the Government, and Private Entities. Now who is funding all these people and organizations? It all comes down to the money, and who owns the money? The Banks. And who decides who and what the bank funds? The Bank Owners. Open your eyes Regal, remove the veil that's been woven around you! See beneath the underneath, see beyond what is beyond! It's all right there Regal!

    • @shint9319
      @shint9319 5 месяцев назад +11

      Holy this is crazy

    • @grimlord3181
      @grimlord3181 4 месяца назад +19

      I think you just put more thought into Louis' motivations than Louis himself did.

    • @shriharihudli8596
      @shriharihudli8596 День назад

      I guess he really was the more logical villain.

  • @jackfallen6679
    @jackfallen6679 3 года назад +22035

    "They Killed my Parents"
    "ok"
    "They cancelled my amazon pre-orders"
    "OH HELLL NOO MAN"

    • @ybbetter9800
      @ybbetter9800 3 года назад +93

      Ha

    • @chickenmilk120
      @chickenmilk120 3 года назад +798

      That is mad disrespectful tho

    • @cosmonaut4170
      @cosmonaut4170 3 года назад +447

      i i mean i would kill somebody if they cancel all my preorders.

    • @kidssnyder9680
      @kidssnyder9680 3 года назад +21

      @@chickenmilk120 how

    • @pkphantom
      @pkphantom 3 года назад +116

      Right? I'd rob from them too 😤

  • @mrfancypancook
    @mrfancypancook 3 года назад +3413

    “Why are you committing mass murder Jonathan!”
    “Because. They didn’t give me back my juice box”

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy 3 года назад +4

      I make short and comedy skits! I'm sorry about promoting, but I just want the world to laugh more. If you have some time can you check it out?🥰😇.

    • @youngspiderman1329
      @youngspiderman1329 3 года назад +5

      That so dark and freaking hilarious.😂😂

    • @maximusimuso
      @maximusimuso 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/vGnPZhikyEU/видео.html

    • @LokiRaRaEnt
      @LokiRaRaEnt 3 года назад +1

      Hey, I am an underrated RUclipsr any support would be greatly appreciated ❤️👏🏽

    • @njay4399
      @njay4399 3 года назад +3

      Stop SELF REPORTING

  • @MrSasukeSusanoo
    @MrSasukeSusanoo 2 года назад +102

    "Why are you so evil man, whyyyyyyyyyy?"
    "Because I once told a joke and no one laughed, if they rejected happiness that time, then pain is what I shall bring!"

  • @chessicahullum2896
    @chessicahullum2896 2 года назад +91

    Can we all applause for the moment at 1:47 where he sheds a REAL tear out of thin air!! This man is a amazing actor- why hasn't Hollywood grabbed him up yet??

    • @zk2741
      @zk2741 9 месяцев назад +4

      Yeah hes a really good actor. I forget that all the characters are the same guy

    • @CrazyIshan69
      @CrazyIshan69 7 месяцев назад

      His acting as Regal is the BEST.

  • @yknsysy8944
    @yknsysy8944 3 года назад +8450

    Hero: “Why do you kill innocent people?!”
    Villain: *Because they said *“I got your nose” and never gave it back...*
    *The World Shall Know Pain.*

  • @dizzy478
    @dizzy478 3 года назад +3456

    They really be like:
    “I stubbed my toe so now I gotta take over the world”

    • @tommyblade8093
      @tommyblade8093 3 года назад +63

      ma toesss

    • @Onerev1
      @Onerev1 3 года назад +15

      Fr😂😂

    • @iranianintelligenceagency9337
      @iranianintelligenceagency9337 3 года назад +5

      This needs more likes

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy 3 года назад +1

      I do small funny skits! Similar to calebcity and longbeachgriffy! If you have some time today can you check it out ? It would be nice for the world to smile again🥰😇!

    • @dizzy478
      @dizzy478 3 года назад +15

      @@merpuffedy bro why do you have to promote your channel on a Caleb video. At least do it on a channel that’s bad

  • @AgentDuk
    @AgentDuk 10 месяцев назад +9

    “You hit me with a bagel…”
    -The Spot

  • @hungryim8643
    @hungryim8643 2 года назад +58

    Villains with TRASH reasons on why they're evil.
    Me: So, basically school shoot...
    1:38 Oh....

  • @Zeeeke33
    @Zeeeke33 3 года назад +11920

    “Why did you kill all these people?”
    “My mom didn’t come home with the pizza rolls.”

    • @estelle6528
      @estelle6528 3 года назад +246

      "My dad didn't come back with the milk"

    • @8thlvlMage
      @8thlvlMage 3 года назад +164

      Pretty big fuckin deal if you ask me. This one gets a pass.

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy 3 года назад +15

      Hey guys. I make skits like calebcity, anyway have a great day

    • @IAmTheConfusedMan
      @IAmTheConfusedMan 3 года назад +7

      @@merpuffedy nice

    • @IAmTheConfusedMan
      @IAmTheConfusedMan 3 года назад +11

      @@estelle6528 That’s really sad man

  • @blareus
    @blareus 3 года назад +6539

    “Why did you kill those people?”
    "They spelled the wrong you're".

  • @swampgirl9076
    @swampgirl9076 Год назад +19

    Actually the idea of a group of terrorits realizing one of them doesn't do shit for cause/out of revenge and is just straight psycho, and trying to get rid of him without getting caught is so fucking cool

  • @kanyesoutheast
    @kanyesoutheast 2 года назад +18

    Villains will commit genocide but instantly turns a new leaf when the protagonist wants to be his friend.

  • @NHLBlackhawksFan
    @NHLBlackhawksFan 3 года назад +13480

    This 6 year old kid really had to drink his way out of a pool. After they drowned him and revived him. Bro I'm deceased.

    • @williambrownsjr.7854
      @williambrownsjr.7854 3 года назад +710

      Deceased huh, well you too better start drinking then

    • @abdigotsauce
      @abdigotsauce 3 года назад +25

      I make some creative skits like Calebcity, I will greatly appreciate all the niggas who check them out. Have a good rest of your day I hope.

    • @OMKOverHeaven
      @OMKOverHeaven 3 года назад +138

      Damn there another self promoting clown

    • @biblebagel2960
      @biblebagel2960 3 года назад +4

      Just like he was

    • @j.o.d.mercer7519
      @j.o.d.mercer7519 3 года назад +2

      @@merpuffedy I'll pop my eyes in sometime

  • @DJaycerOfficial
    @DJaycerOfficial 2 года назад +40

    “I’m a villain because some kids threw a lady bug at me and I tripped over it.”
    Moral of the story, interview them before their allowed to be villain

  • @Thepriestessdeath
    @Thepriestessdeath 2 года назад +36

    The fact I know this is one person but still each character is so developed…I can’t even put into words…insanely BRILLIANT

  • @veryveryalone
    @veryveryalone 3 года назад +4692

    When you’re so early that Caleb spelled “Trash” “TRSAH” in the title

    • @altimateguyz1016
      @altimateguyz1016 3 года назад +54

      I'm pretty sure that's intentional.

    • @autophr3949
      @autophr3949 3 года назад +8

      Real shit lmao

    • @TheAnswer89
      @TheAnswer89 3 года назад +4

      fax 😂😂😂😂

    • @P0rt4L.
      @P0rt4L. 3 года назад +19

      @Sean A I have memorized the link by heart! You can’t fool me!

    • @justinperez977
      @justinperez977 3 года назад +2

      We in here

  • @blobfishbob6637
    @blobfishbob6637 3 года назад +4471

    “Why did you kill those people?”
    “They gave me an ugly sweater for Christmas”

    • @wolflexz
      @wolflexz 3 года назад +11

      Firestar👀

    • @CodenamePrince
      @CodenamePrince 3 года назад +15

      Seems legit.

    • @boomboy8488
      @boomboy8488 3 года назад +1

      Jayfeather

    • @Onerev1
      @Onerev1 3 года назад

      good reason

    • @77chickennug84
      @77chickennug84 3 года назад +1

      Yah the only reason I liked this is cus I love the book series RIP firestar :(

  • @inactivenow1854
    @inactivenow1854 2 года назад +87

    Villain: the government must be changed, corruption, greed, slavery, bias and the people are starved, suffering and dying
    Protagonist: It's wrong to kill people
    *another 9000000 years of corruption, starvation and death*

    • @cattiston374
      @cattiston374 Год назад +31

      Bro this but they always make the villain kill babies or some shit to make sure the Audience follows the movie’s direction like they did with Killmonger 😭😭😭

    • @tobsonasanya4765
      @tobsonasanya4765 Год назад +2

      @@cattiston374 they are villains lol

    • @tobsonasanya4765
      @tobsonasanya4765 Год назад

      so they shoud kill people?

    • @revolvingworld2676
      @revolvingworld2676 Год назад +2

      This is why people hate Suzaku from Code Geass

    • @alfalldoot6715
      @alfalldoot6715 11 месяцев назад

      Peaceful reform is the true way to go

  • @yukisoba8888
    @yukisoba8888 2 года назад +39

    Damn you’re genuinely a good actor, like the beginning when reigle was describing his reasons up to 0:49 like that’s genuinely really good acting, even Bill was good u could actually be an actor

  • @latt.qcd9221
    @latt.qcd9221 3 года назад +2131

    Hero: "Why... why would you kill all of these people?!"
    Villain: "Mom wouldn't buy Totino's pizza rolls. Someone had to pay."

    • @flareboy166
      @flareboy166 3 года назад +45

      With their life

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion 3 года назад +42

      Ever see Addams Family Values?
      "I asked my parents for Ballerina Barbie. They got me Malibu Barbie! They had to go!"

    • @ARandomPerson--
      @ARandomPerson-- 3 года назад +11

      Underrated comments 🤣

    • @MarloSoBalJr
      @MarloSoBalJr 3 года назад +17

      @@flareboy166 "How much was their life worth?" 😧
      "Only a quarter of their existence" 😎

    • @pianohelper8873
      @pianohelper8873 3 года назад +3

      *Understandable, Have a great day.*

  • @thiernodiallo5967
    @thiernodiallo5967 3 года назад +1804

    ‘Why did you commit mass genocide and murder millions of people??’
    ‘I wanted to prove to my ex-wife that I don’t need her to do the dishes’

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy 3 года назад +4

      I make skits! Can you guys check them out? The world needs another laugh 🥰.

    • @jssolan5207
      @jssolan5207 3 года назад +3

      @@merpuffedy Man, you must really work hard for your channel.

    • @jssolan5207
      @jssolan5207 3 года назад +1

      @@merpuffedy wow you're funny, try to make them longer.

    • @jibrael5705
      @jibrael5705 3 года назад +40

      I have a feeling that both the channels above me are alt accounts.

    • @vahgarimo9864
      @vahgarimo9864 3 года назад

      @@merpuffedy you chill bro. You on TikTok? I feel like you would do better there tbh.

  • @ZeldaSnake300
    @ZeldaSnake300 2 года назад +14

    Cop: “Louis, you’re always the more logical one”
    Louis: *Kills people because of Middle School bullies*
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lasercraft32
    @lasercraft32 9 месяцев назад +5

    "Why did you kill all those people???"
    *"You see when I was a small boy back in Gimulstump, I had a toy train... then one day I lost it."*

  • @oddlynicole16
    @oddlynicole16 3 года назад +2861

    “True evil is born through pain and loss. You see, when I was a small boy back in Gimmelshtump, I had a toy train. Then one day, I lost it.” - 2nd Dimension Doofenshmirtz

    • @karatethemadscientist4116
      @karatethemadscientist4116 3 года назад +104

      I mean... I’m just evil because it’s fun.

    • @zacharysilcoff6878
      @zacharysilcoff6878 3 года назад +7

      Yesssss

    • @baguettemagique-4609
      @baguettemagique-4609 3 года назад +8

      @@karatethemadscientist4116 ????

    • @enokitakes
      @enokitakes 3 года назад +9

      Best comment.

    • @HalalHistory
      @HalalHistory 3 года назад +66

      1st dimension Doofenshmirtz had backstories that sort of made sense which caused him to create inators and he’s not killing anyone anyway

  • @ord3r781
    @ord3r781 8 месяцев назад +11

    The "tragic backstory" for the antagonist of Fire Emblem: Engage is literally "People were kind to me after I lost my home so I declared war on an entire continent and attempted to destroy the universe"
    This is not a joke

  • @mridontkn
    @mridontkn 9 месяцев назад +9

    Danm bro they cancelled all his preorders? Nah he’s justified.

  • @hunbunbun088
    @hunbunbun088 3 года назад +1800

    “They tortured me to death, revived me, and tortured me again
    And you know what else?
    Theywentintomyamazonaccountandcancelledallmypreorders”
    “THEY DID WHAT”

    • @solomondeberry7874
      @solomondeberry7874 3 года назад +56

      OH HELL NOOOO!!!!!

    • @alexhoffman7460
      @alexhoffman7460 3 года назад +6

      I’ve lost my job then also my apartment bc covid closed down IL restaurants. Would anyone please be willling to help me out with whatever you could? I’m living out my car & motels when I have enough money, I donate plasma. I’m just looking for some gas an couple bucks for food. Ive applied to over 15 places so far hoping I get a call back. I have cash app & Venmo which are Allyboy23. Please leave negative comments to yourself, I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy! God bless y’all an have a great Sunday.

    • @solomondeberry7874
      @solomondeberry7874 3 года назад

      @@alexhoffman7460 Can't find you on Cashapp buddy.🤨

    • @LokiRaRaEnt
      @LokiRaRaEnt 3 года назад

      Hey, I am an underrated RUclipsr any support would be greatly appreciated ❤️🔥

    • @njay4399
      @njay4399 3 года назад +6

      @@alexhoffman7460 That sounds so fake bro sorry if it's real but why would you be asking people online about money on what happens to be top 10 on trending that's just too sus

  • @unlucky5823
    @unlucky5823 3 года назад +32403

    That’s like saying “I joined a gang because their handshake was cool”

    • @RenShinomiya121
      @RenShinomiya121 3 года назад +1165

      basically me and Pokemon Sun/Moon.
      Team Skull is just so cool.

    • @FFKonoko
      @FFKonoko 3 года назад +400

      @@RenShinomiya121 that's valid

    • @ashinthehouse1710
      @ashinthehouse1710 3 года назад +389

      @@michaeljackson8390
      Stfu

    • @razza1580
      @razza1580 3 года назад +21

      Yep

    • @pop3stealth97
      @pop3stealth97 3 года назад +33

      I actually did this

  • @kogpt3
    @kogpt3 2 года назад +16

    "Take me to jail" "come on Rico" "Take me to jail" underated

  • @DEFC0NZER0
    @DEFC0NZER0 Год назад +279

    And this is why I prefer anti-villians. Villains who have legitimately good and moral goals but simply have wrong methods to achieve said goal

    • @avacadotoast5571
      @avacadotoast5571 Год назад +6

      Same!

    • @trentbell8276
      @trentbell8276 Год назад +37

      Anti-villains are kind of the problem. Everyone wants to make anti-villains, but they just end up making villains.

    • @nicolae-alexandruluca7853
      @nicolae-alexandruluca7853 Год назад +13

      I mean when all they saw was suffering most fail to see the positive influence,therefore they go down the wrong path as they have nobody to show them the right path

    • @dewolf123
      @dewolf123 Год назад +4

      ​@Trent Bell Dr.Doom so far is the only best written true anti-villain. Unfortunately in movies he keeps being written as a Saturday morning villain.

    • @chibitoodles5351
      @chibitoodles5351 11 месяцев назад

      like ass gore

  • @XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW
    @XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW 3 года назад +3586

    “Why did you kill all those people”
    “I let them borrow my charger, and now it only works at an angle”

  • @VylGhost
    @VylGhost 3 года назад +2351

    “Why did you kill those people?”
    "Geico didn't save me 15% or more on car insurance."

  • @roguestorm2136
    @roguestorm2136 2 года назад +8

    "They went to my Amazon account and cancelled all my preorders."
    "They did WHAT? HELL NO!" 🤣

  • @BostonCelticsWWEEdge
    @BostonCelticsWWEEdge 2 года назад +17

    1:13 I’m getting big time Denzel vibes from that line. 🔥

  • @justwillis
    @justwillis 3 года назад +1229

    "Louis, look man, you've been the more logical one"
    Also louis: *Commits random acts of violence just to get an apology*

  • @frisko8626
    @frisko8626 3 года назад +9288

    “They drowned me in a pool when I was six”
    *I hAd tO dRiNK mY wAY uP tO SUrViVe*

    • @Gazillaaah
      @Gazillaaah 3 года назад +226

      I gOt DrUNk

    • @darkavenger1929
      @darkavenger1929 3 года назад +55

      Hamilton’s new song
      I drank my way up😂😂
      Lin Manuel Miranda singing😎😎

    • @firopense
      @firopense 3 года назад +20

      @@Gazillaaah LMAO

    • @canter1ter
      @canter1ter 3 года назад +9

      When he got up, HE became the pool for those bankers

    • @hoodey8619
      @hoodey8619 3 года назад +9

      Damn that's crazy you watched the video too?

  • @fetus_deletus
    @fetus_deletus 2 года назад +28

    “Why did you kill all these people?!”
    “When I was 6, my parents went out to eat ice cream without me…”

  • @notnero5280
    @notnero5280 2 года назад +13

    “Why did you kill all these people?”
    “They got my order wrong.”

  • @jeanstarnes4551
    @jeanstarnes4551 3 года назад +393

    “They canceled all my pre-orders”
    “OH HELL NO”

  • @Chibuga
    @Chibuga 3 года назад +822

    "Why did you switch to the bad side?"
    "Plot progression"
    "What?"
    "There isn't any villians. So I became one."

    • @luczids4258
      @luczids4258 3 года назад +30

      this deserves more love

    • @luczids4258
      @luczids4258 3 года назад +9

      this comment*

    • @Jay-so8df
      @Jay-so8df 3 года назад +6

      See how much of a sacrifice he made

    • @marselo1316
      @marselo1316 3 года назад +37

      this sounds like a line out of a super meta but really good action comedy. Somebody better implement this somewhere before i die

    • @alexhoffman7460
      @alexhoffman7460 3 года назад +1

      I’ve lost my job then also my apartment bc covid closed down IL restaurants. Would anyone please be willling to help me out with whatever you could? I’m living out my car & motels when I have enough money, I donate plasma. I’m just looking for some gas an couple bucks for food. Ive applied to over 15 places so far hoping I get a call back. I have cash app & Venmo which are Allyboy23. Please leave negative comments to yourself, I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy! God bless y’all an have a great Sunday.

  • @FrankensteinsMom
    @FrankensteinsMom 2 года назад +9

    I could watch him run an entire show with him acting as every single character

  • @paulinepeters6443
    @paulinepeters6443 2 года назад +6

    "No, No, we're nothing alike"
    I like how he's acting as both of them

  • @angryboi595
    @angryboi595 3 года назад +5152

    "Why did you kill those people"
    "They swore on my minecraft Christian server"

  • @firefist9278
    @firefist9278 3 года назад +8821

    "Why did you kill those people?"
    " they put a *hole* in my doughnut

    • @fatalspots4196
      @fatalspots4196 3 года назад +278

      THE DOUGHNUT ORIGINALLY DIDNT HAVE A HOLE.

    • @saaimnaqvi8106
      @saaimnaqvi8106 2 года назад +63

      I love holes in doughnuts

    • @alicebrown9034
      @alicebrown9034 2 года назад +96

      That truly is the most evil action ever thought possible.

    • @MF100
      @MF100 2 года назад +86

      @@alicebrown9034 No someone blew my candles on my birthday cake

    • @panchitothegrape8476
      @panchitothegrape8476 2 года назад +44

      Why did you put a *hole* in their heads?

  • @user-bx4sn9fb3j
    @user-bx4sn9fb3j 11 месяцев назад +3

    "I had to drink myself out"
    *I'm dead*

  • @Aliana-Richard
    @Aliana-Richard Год назад +6

    Bro him and Darryl Mayes are legit the straight highlights of my day 💀💀💀

  • @personguyguy
    @personguyguy 3 года назад +6393

    "They went into my amazon account and cancelled all my pre-orders."
    "THEY DID WHAT HEEELL NO"

    • @kazii8366
      @kazii8366 2 года назад +47

      😂😂

    • @carlosjavier4826
      @carlosjavier4826 2 года назад +150

      How could they do something so evil

    • @Kyle12897
      @Kyle12897 2 года назад +218

      He was legit toutured and the only thing that got his empathy was cancelled Amazon pre-orders

    • @sleepy_2k
      @sleepy_2k 2 года назад +7

      😂😂🤣🤣

    • @BKSF1
      @BKSF1 2 года назад +29

      @@Kyle12897 trying to get the middle class on your side like-

  • @fort2558
    @fort2558 3 года назад +1418

    "why did you kill all these people"
    "I was rejected from art school"

    • @rejoicingfakepriest201
      @rejoicingfakepriest201 3 года назад +54

      That's literally Hitler.

    • @Toast_94
      @Toast_94 3 года назад +226

      @@rejoicingfakepriest201 That's literally the joke.

    • @big9285
      @big9285 3 года назад +5

      Lmaooo

    • @manylittlefish693
      @manylittlefish693 3 года назад +6

      Literally

    • @mizii2659
      @mizii2659 3 года назад +20

      even without the context i could understand this

  • @pillmosbie3688
    @pillmosbie3688 2 года назад +11

    “Why did you kill those innocent people!?”
    “They were gonna die anyway, so..”

  • @mahmoudsubuh817
    @mahmoudsubuh817 8 месяцев назад +3

    When he cried I laughed so hard

  • @jacksonmartinez2
    @jacksonmartinez2 3 года назад +4054

    “Why did you kill all those people”
    “They put water in my hot chocolate”

  • @rangedfighter
    @rangedfighter Год назад +9

    I've watched a few videos. And you're just a great genius. That humor and critique of stuff is just smart beyond anything.

  • @mokongthe3856
    @mokongthe3856 2 года назад +10

    "Why did you kill those people?"
    "They stole my Xbox"

  • @tarker3241
    @tarker3241 3 года назад +19228

    "When I was a baby the baby next to me wouldn't stop crying. As a grown man now this is the source of my anger. "

    • @SwagDoritos
      @SwagDoritos 3 года назад +1883

      Broly: Secret Origins.

    • @mubarakhassan6060
      @mubarakhassan6060 3 года назад +1330

      I didn't even need to read the second half of the comment as soon as I read "when I was a baby the baby" and bam I instantly knew it was about broly

    • @thescarletking3301
      @thescarletking3301 3 года назад +239

      Technical that's non-canon

    • @SwagDoritos
      @SwagDoritos 3 года назад +387

      @@thescarletking3301 You're non-canon! Jk

    • @tobyskyjr
      @tobyskyjr 3 года назад +72

      Broly

  • @melville7367
    @melville7367 3 года назад +3786

    "Why did you kill all those people?"
    "Music made me lose control"

  • @someperson198
    @someperson198 Год назад +2

    “They canceled all my Amazon preorders”
    “THEY DID WHAT HELLLLL NO!!!!!!”
    that is foul

  • @JoseValentin-fe1si
    @JoseValentin-fe1si 10 месяцев назад +3

    Every anime villain backstory 😭 this reminds me of those

  • @frozenover_exe
    @frozenover_exe 3 года назад +4226

    “Why did you kill all those people?”
    “They made this comment format unoriginal”

  • @user-MB17
    @user-MB17 3 года назад +2626

    Villain: “ I killed millions of innocent people because bill gates wouldn’t give me a job”
    Hero: “ the real you wouldn’t do this, I forgive you”

    • @calvinneason3059
      @calvinneason3059 3 года назад +35

      the mandarin from iron man 3 lmaooo

    • @2di0pictures10
      @2di0pictures10 3 года назад +42

      Literally every Stark Enterprises employee

    • @jdoggmusicman
      @jdoggmusicman 3 года назад +57

      The one thing about Goku that pisses me off! The villain can kill millions, destroy an entire galaxy and kill his friends and family but will let the villain go if he senses "good" in their heart 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @lancevanceGTA
      @lancevanceGTA 3 года назад +2

      Sounds like Joe Biden until the Bill Gates part

    • @cosmicwave8886
      @cosmicwave8886 3 года назад +20

      Villain: "I killed millions of innocent people because hey wouldn't let me into art school."
      Hero: " the real you wouldn’t do this, I forgive you”

  • @em-rj1cc
    @em-rj1cc 5 месяцев назад +2

    They made this move in a game I absolutely adore and this video is the only thing stopping me from genuinely tweaking rn

  • @YaBoiGotThatSauce
    @YaBoiGotThatSauce 2 года назад +7

    Lol the way he started crying when talking about his past made me laugh way harder than I expected to.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +8690

    He actually shed a tear for this skit, this is Oscar worthy level acting.

    • @cerebrxll6064
      @cerebrxll6064 3 года назад +142

      It’s not hard man, if shedding a tear gets someone an Oscar there would be too many to count

    • @sightl3ss
      @sightl3ss 3 года назад +98

      You again

    • @marcelinomartinez2136
      @marcelinomartinez2136 3 года назад +23

      @@cerebrxll6064 he a simp

    • @boywonder668
      @boywonder668 3 года назад +35

      *Puts salt in eye* “FOR THE VIEWS”😣

    • @a.r.6646
      @a.r.6646 3 года назад +17

      He needs his own tv show

  • @jeanlukvolker6647
    @jeanlukvolker6647 Год назад +6

    Thanos be looking at petty Caleb and thinking
    “ Damm I thought I had problems…..” 😂

  • @DragonKnight90001
    @DragonKnight90001 2 года назад +5

    Xehanort: .......
    Everyone: okay “we” believe you.

  • @Raptor_Ren
    @Raptor_Ren 3 года назад +8750

    “Why did you kill all these people?”
    “My dad said he’d be back with milk in 15 minutes. He was back in 16...”

  • @honzy1998
    @honzy1998 2 года назад +9

    Title idea: When heroes makes the strongest villains good but they become the weakest

  • @LangitJiwa
    @LangitJiwa 3 года назад +24393

    "im just like you.."
    "N Y O O U W"

  • @Indolthir
    @Indolthir 18 дней назад +1

    I love how in Caleb's videos there's always one character that's more logical than the others and are dismayed to despair by the other characters' stupid shenanigans, so the video just end on him starting to cry on the usual Caleb sad piano music. It never gets old to me! 🤣

  • @Alias_514
    @Alias_514 2 года назад +19

    "They tortured me to death revived me only to torture me to death again"
    🗿
    "They went to my amazon account and cancelled all my preorders"
    "THEY DID WHAT HELL NO"

  • @hypemynizzle
    @hypemynizzle 3 года назад +4400

    Villain: *Trying to destroy the world*
    Protag: Why are you doing this!?
    Villain: Because they shut down Cool Math Games...
    Holy- Okay I know some of you are joking and I don't normally do this.. BUT for anyone reading my comment it's a joke- CoolMathGames is still kicking :) b

    • @coldwinter9313
      @coldwinter9313 3 года назад +165

      Wait, what?!👀

    • @tapppmaz579
      @tapppmaz579 3 года назад +174

      WHAT?!?!?!?!?! WHY IM GONNA GO KILL EVERYONE

    • @gradefprofessional
      @gradefprofessional 3 года назад +146

      That's actually a very good reason

    • @thisguy1924
      @thisguy1924 3 года назад +64

      Understandable, please let me join

    • @thisguy1924
      @thisguy1924 3 года назад +87

      Just looked it up
      Coolmathgames the website isn't shuting down.
      The games however will be unplayable because Flash is won't work after December 2020.
      Still sucks tho... 😥

  • @Emeowy
    @Emeowy 3 года назад +829

    "They tortured me to DEATH, revived me, only to torture me to death again, they drowned me in the pool when i was 6 i had to drink my way out to survive, they canceled all my amazon preorders" What is this plot ahahsh

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy 3 года назад +1

      I make skits! Can you guys check them out? The world needs another laugh 🥰!

    • @juhneen
      @juhneen 3 года назад +1

      Gemini man? Lol

    • @Emeowy
      @Emeowy 3 года назад +8

      @@merpuffedy that was a wee bit funny but dont advertise like that dude, at least make a funny comment and then reply to that one lol

    • @hi11boss94
      @hi11boss94 3 года назад +2

      @@Emeowy he can’t advertise however he wants it’s a public form and not illegal. Everyone needs a lending hand and I appreciate them advertising cause they made my day better so don’t tell them what to do and not to do, thanks.

    • @VoidZeroNothing
      @VoidZeroNothing 3 года назад +11

      @@hi11boss94 It's a very rude thing to advertise on someone elses channel. If CalebCity didn't have a lot of subscribers, they wouldn't do that. And they are spamming it in almost every comments replies. They need to stop.

  • @slackm4n34
    @slackm4n34 2 года назад +5

    Haters will say it is not character development

  • @jaehaerys9194
    @jaehaerys9194 Год назад +1

    Every single video ends with one of the characters having a mental breakdown

  • @lunix3259
    @lunix3259 3 года назад +16989

    "They totured me to death."
    No
    "They were drowning me."
    Not yet
    "The cancelled my pre-order"
    *OH HELL NAW*

    • @fatemakhanam1451
      @fatemakhanam1451 3 года назад +67

      @@vinayaks7994, what did you write?

    • @lunix3259
      @lunix3259 3 года назад +146

      @@vinayaks7994 I didn't even see your comment prior 🤔

    • @fudgen.a1249
      @fudgen.a1249 3 года назад +133

      @Reality Grain Hey, that’s just the RUclips comment section sometimes. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @smurk4108
      @smurk4108 3 года назад +84

      @@vinayaks7994 it’s called someone feeling the same way as you shut up man😐

    • @i.k5696
      @i.k5696 3 года назад +38

      @@smurk4108 he was saying it nicely I don’t care enough to tell you to shut up

  • @attackoramic8361
    @attackoramic8361 3 года назад +2946

    "Why did you kill these people!?"
    "Because my pizza didn't outpizza the hut."

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 3 года назад +71

      There wasnt enough hutt in my pizza

    • @figo3554
      @figo3554 3 года назад +14

      Imagine if you accidentally made the H in hutt to an N

    • @eddyhoopin
      @eddyhoopin 3 года назад +4

      Imagine if you accidentally changed the letter H in hutt to B

    • @kristanmiller4263
      @kristanmiller4263 3 года назад +1

      That was a good thing, man. The Firefox logo tried to outpizza the hut. Look at them now

    • @trentbell8276
      @trentbell8276 3 года назад

      Sounds like someone got poisoned on some pizza to me

  • @landongeorge-go6dm
    @landongeorge-go6dm 8 месяцев назад +1

    Me: Why are you so evil?
    Bad guy: You ate my French fries.

  • @snarfnpoots7678
    @snarfnpoots7678 2 года назад +5

    This dude deadass more talented than every single actor on Netflix and he uses his powers for shitposts - a true hero

  • @HoodedSpidey
    @HoodedSpidey 3 года назад +1059

    Kylo Ren be like: “I killed billions because I had a bad dream and my uncle didn’t believe in me!”
    Darth Vader: *bruh*

    • @Onerev1
      @Onerev1 3 года назад +24

      Bruhhhhhh

    • @wolfiegames1572
      @wolfiegames1572 3 года назад +33

      His uncle was going to fucking murder him because of the bad dream. His destiny was to be on the dark side, Luke saw this and wanted to put him out of his misery.

    • @danksinatra9146
      @danksinatra9146 3 года назад +72

      @@wolfiegames1572 stop defending the hideous atrocity that is the plot of THE LAST JEDI

    • @nickwilson3499
      @nickwilson3499 3 года назад +28

      @@owaowa8806 “waisting” graduate middle school first plz. Also why are you calling him a Star Wars fanboy for not reading the novels and comics lool.

    • @artsyspectrum5749
      @artsyspectrum5749 3 года назад +14

      @@owaowa8806 ewww imagine defending a Genocidal Maniac this hard
      Like Kylo Ren would've killed you too, priorities

  • @TheMamaluigi300
    @TheMamaluigi300 3 года назад +6482

    Why did you kill all those people?
    Because a bad guy told me “We’re not so different, you and I.” Now we’re best friends.

    • @StarLeader44
      @StarLeader44 3 года назад +79

      This sounds very familiar but I can't remember what it's from.

    • @suimogen1
      @suimogen1 3 года назад +96

      @@StarLeader44 We're kindred spirits, you and i.

    • @thatitalianlameguy2235
      @thatitalianlameguy2235 3 года назад +20

      @@suimogen1 metal gear rising bad ending

    • @Icarusinhischariot
      @Icarusinhischariot 3 года назад +12

      @Salvado -rex keep moving forward

    • @traptinseid8577
      @traptinseid8577 3 года назад +84

      @@StarLeader44 It's not a specific line. It just happens in A LOT of films, a bad guy talks to a neutral guy, tells him they are the same and he believes him and turns bad.

  • @veljkostejic9866
    @veljkostejic9866 8 месяцев назад +1

    that distant "DAYUM" was intentional

  • @no-one-1
    @no-one-1 Год назад +2

    "Why did you shoot him in the torso 27 times with a knife?"
    "when i was in 2nd grade, he cut me in line, and i was the line leader"

  • @voiidroy0530
    @voiidroy0530 3 года назад +775

    Are we gonna talk about how Caleb is improving his acting skills?
    *I mean he fake cried for a skit*

    • @sylph8005
      @sylph8005 3 года назад +6

      He might have just put water in his eye

    • @leronnipper8847
      @leronnipper8847 3 года назад +39

      @@sylph8005 still, its dedication

    • @memelord1078
      @memelord1078 3 года назад +17

      I know right the quality the acting the editing its so good

    • @howardron543
      @howardron543 3 года назад +23

      That wasn't fake... None of his vids are

    • @MediumDon
      @MediumDon 3 года назад +2

      His acting was great during the rant about how he hated the bank owners

  • @Jaykoro
    @Jaykoro 3 года назад +1126

    "I wanna take over the world"
    "Why?"
    "...? whatchu mean why, just cause lol"

    • @vladprus4019
      @vladprus4019 3 года назад +38

      Alexander the Great

    • @nooneimportant2591
      @nooneimportant2591 3 года назад

      @@iwantsexseemyvideo2929 bruh

    • @BalrogQuote
      @BalrogQuote 3 года назад +1

      @F U С Ķ - ME !! I'm Rita ! OPEN MY C A N A L !!! Uh, what?

    • @splitmudkip50
      @splitmudkip50 3 года назад +1

      @WANT SÈХ - Rita 25 y.o ! OPEN MY C A N A L !!! Go away, we don't want any viruses

    • @mago474
      @mago474 3 года назад +1

      Overlord type beat

  • @Nabajyoti_Falls
    @Nabajyoti_Falls 2 года назад +2

    Naruto: "We are the same"
    Enemy : "i surrender"

  • @brycemproductions4898
    @brycemproductions4898 2 года назад +8

    “Why did you kill all these people”
    … they knew the rules, and so, do I