that is actually how it works in real life too. Go into a store and buy a pair of shoes. Once you paid. Ask how much they are going to pay for those shoes? (Refund is not the same thing, it undoes the trade. Selling it back is different)
Professor Oak syndrome: You can’t use specific items indoors, not because it would be reckless, but because a voice tells you that you can’t every time you try it.
RPG logic: "You just turned 12 years old. Now you and only you, can save the world. You can, however, hire mature companions with years of experience and who are much stronger than you. But...we all still depend on YOU...because you are 12 AND your father who was an epic hero and died on the day you were born, failed. Also, here is 5 gold pieces and a stick. GOOD LUCK!!".
"No, you're 11 years old, you can't go adventuring, it's too dangerous." Oh, wait you're 12? Go destroy the Lord of Darkness, who has killed countless max level warriors and mages! I believe you are the chosen one!
@@SCP_Personnel-TF What games do they allow you to buy it? The games I've played usually the higher level weapons are locked until you get to that level.
Reminds me of the division except you bought the special guns with *real* money so you don't know what level you need to be on, so I had these level 30 guns (which is the end game level) which I couldn't use at the start.
Bruh. The part where he said “it’s just for display” is so accurate. They be having like 50 swords on the wall, but when you open the shop menu, you get a knife and maybe a bow, as opposed to the big ass sword chilling on the wall.
@@Slash766 I think you misinterpreted the comment. They weren't talking about this video, they were talking about videogames in general. Some games, for some reason, have one shop. That you have to travel for ages to at times. This wasn't that video, and they knew that.
Just a quick tip, but you really should've gone for the slippers. They have a hidden effect called "Emotional Damage" that stuns enemies for 3 seconds. In the early game, it's extremely useful.
Yeah but you have to max out failure management which is practically impossible because of the amount of skill points in that one tree, and that means you play on Asian difficulty
So true, if you get a high level weapon that's locked at an earlier part of the game, it definitely sucks compared to weapons that you unlock when you actually reach that level😂😂
I thought the bit was gonna end with him buying the sword, then finding a "compare stats" option and finding out the boxing gloves have way higher stats or something. 😂
@@Max-gy5rp you think you can escape like this huh? Well guess what, i have time abilities as well.. GUARDS GUARDS, A TIEF (puts max lvl items to your inv so you would be charged 5 bil and wait 1 year in real world time even when time skipping)
All this skit is missing is the moment he finally can afford and equip the 800,000 red gem sword, and right after buying it, he finds the exact same sword in a chest somewhere for free.
NOPE. A more accurate one where to be he bought that 800, 000 red gem sword but the one in the chest has better stats in every imaginable way than the store bought one.
@@livisliced mobile ports of certain RPGs (and basically every other game) are just sleezy recycled crap with some exceptions. These range from "not as good as the original" to "a barely playable pay to play game filled with microtransactions"
I remember playing a gamebook where it just turns out merchants have incredible powers. You meet one travelling about and get the option to attack him. If you pick this option, the book basically just says "How do you think _he_ survives to do trade in a place like this?! He lifts a finger and blasts you to oblivion" 😂
“That’s one of the most powerful weapons, forged by master Arvrocado, wielded by a legendary warrior who brought it back in pristine condition” *Compares to own weapon* : +2 attack
@@indraservo5764 When you have to replace a weapon with such a great effect when it drops off in damage is the biggest heartbreak anyone ever has to face. Period
everyone knows that merchants are the strongest beings in the world, they could be out there saving the world but they decide not to interfere with mere mortals ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Damn what you said hits home because that's my experience man...bought a hammer with all my money (ingame currency) $12,000and I found out it's trash,tried selling they bought it from me for $80...WTF.(I grinded for 6hrs to get to the 12k) sigh
@@thatjuicyboi8516 When you're purchasing them. When you're selling them, they'll bargain your ass until *you're* paying *them* to take your garbage and/or too high level items
"But because you are a regular customer, a friend, the hero that saved my family from death and my business from bankruptcy and because you're the choosen one to free kingdom I'll buy this for 10,100 red gems"
FR Tho!!! I like how Geralt runs perfectly and really fast with 79.8 kg out of 80kg space and then once i put on a 200gram bandana and he starts walking as slow as a snail.
"You're a rascal. You're a rascal with no respect for knights. No respect for anything except your potions!" "Why respect knights if my potions can do everything that you can?" Pure gold that one
Приколы
RPG logic:
Buy price: 80,000
Sell back price: 100
that is actually how it works in real life too.
Go into a store and buy a pair of shoes.
Once you paid. Ask how much they are going to pay for those shoes?
(Refund is not the same thing, it undoes the trade. Selling it back is different)
@@sam-psonsmith9951 lol I was going to put gamestop
Yo I didn't know this was witcher 3 let's play video
@@lonix332 Gamestop of RPGs lol
As others said, this is real life logic, and applies to other games as well (like Hextech Crafting in League).
plot twist: he couldn't unsheathe the sword because he was inside a building
That's what I thought he was gonna say😆
😂😂😂
Lmao 😂
Professor Oak syndrome: You can’t use specific items indoors, not because it would be reckless, but because a voice tells you that you can’t every time you try it.
Professor Oaks words will always haunt me whenever I tried using a bike indoors.
Damn it dude above me beat me to it 5 seconds earlier than me lol
RPG logic: "You just turned 12 years old. Now you and only you, can save the world. You can, however, hire mature companions with years of experience and who are much stronger than you. But...we all still depend on YOU...because you are 12 AND your father who was an epic hero and died on the day you were born, failed. Also, here is 5 gold pieces and a stick. GOOD LUCK!!".
Kingdom come deliverance: Ayyy fuck this shit imma break the cycle
"No, you're 11 years old, you can't go adventuring, it's too dangerous."
Oh, wait you're 12? Go destroy the Lord of Darkness, who has killed countless max level warriors and mages! I believe you are the chosen one!
Literally explained most shonen manga lol
Huh, Link.
Won't let you down sir
“It looked so equip-table” that line had me crying 😂😂😂😂
Ayyyee someone else commented that, too! 😂
Bruuuuuuuuhh
Reletable
"Equipped-able
youre lying its a bad pun how are yu laughing of crying
"Are you injured?"
"No"
"What you need food for?" Had me DEAD LMAO
1st reply
Nick Frost he’s not wrong at all
@@baylin1774 loser
Silent Birthday oh ok, lmao
@@GrimBirthday loser
Plot twist; he couldn’t unsheathe the sword because he was inside the building
Gta logic😂😂
*"Now's not the time to use that!"*
Safe area
An exact copy of a comment made an hour ago bruh
Yes, I WAS WAITING FOR THIS COMMENT!
Master arvacado.
Hello Asian master
Hi Asian dad with the CEO son but can't cook rice
lmao
So is that merchand the other foot from when Steven’s dad was 9 years old?
When I saw the slipper for sale I immediately remembered that video of yours.
Lmao this man didn't look at the level prerequisite before buying. Half the time I make that mistake too!
The fact they let you buy it knowing full well you can't use it gets me
@@SCP_Personnel-TF What games do they allow you to buy it? The games I've played usually the higher level weapons are locked until you get to that level.
@@matthewcrispin4070 dark souls games come to mind instantly
Reminds me of the division except you bought the special guns with *real* money so you don't know what level you need to be on, so I had these level 30 guns (which is the end game level) which I couldn't use at the start.
I have those same issues in borderlands and souls games...
instead of “no returns”, he should’ve said “i’ll buy that back for 800 red gems.”
damn I just said that. glad im not the only one who hates RPG logic LOL
At that point it might as well be a GameStop.
Caleb Snyder 3 take it or leave it
"The merchant doesn't want that item."
Upgrade your speech so you can finesse 💯
The moment when you realize that the merchant is a higher level than the protagonist
🤔 >😨
coughPokemonMysteryDungeoncough
Lustrousient Walks out with a stick for literally one second and Kecleon drops you like it’s 52 pick up
Daaaamn cuz he was able to unsheath it you're a genius
MrSuriya6 ATL or ATN not to mention ATK I hate those damn dragons I bully the poison one though lol only Archtempered one I can kill!
“You don’t be in the forest… the hidden palaces and whatnot!”
I love the delivery of this line 😂
Bruh. The part where he said “it’s just for display” is so accurate. They be having like 50 swords on the wall, but when you open the shop menu, you get a knife and maybe a bow, as opposed to the big ass sword chilling on the wall.
Yeah I will never understand rpgs for doing that,why not add those darn weapons?
*THE WORST PART IS WHEN THATS THE ONLY STORE IN THE GAME*
FR
Actually no it’s not, the merchant says “somehow us merchants just know” sooo...
@@Slash766 I think you misinterpreted the comment. They weren't talking about this video, they were talking about videogames in general. Some games, for some reason, have one shop.
That you have to travel for ages to at times.
This wasn't that video, and they knew that.
I think its based off devil may cry
*AND YOU HAVE TO GO BACK AND FOURTH TO THE SAME STORE*
"can i return it PLEASE"
"sure, ill buy it back for 10 red gems"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Worse than Gamestop yo. 😭
When that happens, it literally hurts my SOUL. The biggest ripoff ever
That's the witcher for u right there
@@CmoIsDaNam3i ironically, rpg's have been ripping off gamers since before game stop was established.
Just a quick tip, but you really should've gone for the slippers. They have a hidden effect called "Emotional Damage" that stuns enemies for 3 seconds. In the early game, it's extremely useful.
Yeah but you have to max out failure management which is practically impossible because of the amount of skill points in that one tree, and that means you play on Asian difficulty
This is one of my favorites, that “w h a t s w r o n g ?” is devious lmao
I still think about this line 😂
Then when you ACTUALLY reach that level you find out how bad it is lol
So true, if you get a high level weapon that's locked at an earlier part of the game, it definitely sucks compared to weapons that you unlock when you actually reach that level😂😂
I fucking felt this
UntamedGoku **everyone felt that**
@@iminyomomsbed I can think of some exceptions, but traditionally yeah, default stuff isn't that good
@@iminyomomsbed shadow fight 2- Blood Reaper
Plot twist: The flip flop was the best weapon in game
Kung Fu Hustle.
Not a plot twist, IT ISSS
Its basic form is the weakest, but it can also be leveled up the most
Dark souls
Dmg: 10000000
I thought the bit was gonna end with him buying the sword, then finding a "compare stats" option and finding out the boxing gloves have way higher stats or something. 😂
_Hmm_ sounds like you play FFXIV...
I died at “go ahead and grind up with that little broken dagger you got”
Lmfao same
Shop owner: "No returns."
Me: *reloads save file*
I see, so you use the Time Powers as well.
Watch Toby Fox help make this rpg and they fuckin know you loaded back cause you made a mistake a roast your dumbass for it
@@Max-gy5rp you think you can escape like this huh? Well guess what, i have time abilities as well.. GUARDS GUARDS, A TIEF (puts max lvl items to your inv so you would be charged 5 bil and wait 1 year in real world time even when time skipping)
*autosaves after weapon purchase*
@@Peter_Holder lol
All this skit is missing is the moment he finally can afford and equip the 800,000 red gem sword, and right after buying it, he finds the exact same sword in a chest somewhere for free.
OOF happens to damn much
Broooo
NOPE. A more accurate one where to be he bought that 800, 000 red gem sword but the one in the chest has better stats in every imaginable way than the store bought one.
Go ahead and unplug the Xbox, fam. It'll hurt less when you yeet it out the window.
BRUUUUUUH
"Look at you... STUPID" kills me two years later
Hold on a sec, the merchant being able to unsheathe the sword means that all the merchants in the game is stronger then the protaganist.
Yes, but they're not chosen so there's no point for them to be a warrior
“Why didn’t I buy the boxing gloves. I’m so stupitt. Why was I even born?”
😭😭
Why did I try to read this in calebs voice
Bro I love that video lol
When you have to rethink your intellect
I know exactly what video you’re referring to😂
Breath of The Wild logic: "Are you injured?"
"No"
"Then what do you need food for?"
i believe this applies to almost any game ever, not just BotW
ClassicMist360
Not Dead Rising. You can eat ‘till you puke in those games.
Same as mc and mcd
@@SaltySyrian You still need food to survive, not just to heal.
I’m gonna tell this to a homeless person
The idle animation of the NPC is on-point.
It never ceases to murder me how well he can do those npc looped animations
Dear game developers: let the npc's talkshit.
~Sincerely: Gamers everywhere.
Quicksaving...
gta has their shit together
Red dead 2 those that
Dear developers let the playable character talk shit and respond XD
WoW npcs get a little spicy when rapid-click them too much.
Then he goes outside and kills an enemy that drops the same sword for free
Then he tries to double wield it
but he’s the wrong class
Lol ultra rage. I bought kzarka weapon set then got a box the first time I fight him
@@imshaunnurse well
At least you get your money back
Or you can just enhance it easily to TRI then sell it on Market
@@silvergiovanni5336 yea then you wasted resources because the next weapon you get is too low and needs to be leveled up but you out of materials
@@silvergiovanni5336 nah when selling the sword you'll get 30% of the original price
"It looks so e-QUIPT-able..." Felt that in my soul 😭
And then when he finally meets the level requirement, he finds out the sword was the weakest weapon he could’ve gotten for his level…
“You’re level 12”
*pulls out phone*
Great, he’s playing the mobile version....
what's wrong with the mobile version??
@@livisliced mobile ports of certain RPGs (and basically every other game) are just sleezy recycled crap with some exceptions. These range from "not as good as the original" to "a barely playable pay to play game filled with microtransactions"
@@livisliced mobile games are very limited not to mention crappy
@@wasabi5932 Art of war Global conflict.
@@moth8775 actually pretty p2w
“It looks so equippedable” never felt anything on a higher level
@@soraphii .
ong thats soo true💀💀
Facts bro
(*☻-☻*)(●´ω｀●)
The way the shop keep went from 100% basic NPC to welf-aware to smug "what's wrong" is amazing.
After two years still my favorite skit man
“Just for display not an equippable Item” Can’t even list how Many games Have those
So many literally say that as a joke it ain't even a joke anymore
Bro I hate that so much
Fax
I KNOW, just look at the hammer and saw on the crafting table in Minecraft
Yea, heres a video showing why they do that, its really interesting actually ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html
Is no one else concerned that the merchant COULD unsheathe the sword.
The merchant is a former high level adventurer
@@blackbluealexv2 Until he took an arrow to the knee.
Apologies for the dead meme; I'll show meself out.
Jun Malabanan I think we all can allow a dead meme every now and then so I’ll give you a pass
Shopkeepers are often high level to make stealing harder.
Or the fact the merchant isn’t a kill able character and posses no threat other then swords that are to high level
“Are you injured?”
“No.”
“Then what do you need food for?”
That sad piano music fits every sad moment in life
Just put a bucket over his head and steal everything
Ah yes, the greatest skyrim technique..
The freaking claw
Best skyrim trick
Everything's for sale here my friend, *everything* , if I had a sister, I'd sell her in a second _hahaha_ !
Do the laugh Kawhi
*THE MOST ANNOYING PART IS WHEN THE CURRENCY COSTS REAL MONEY INSTEAD OF BASIC INGAME COINS*
Them merchants be flexin with high quality gold or themed based armours but it costs like $100.00.
So mobile and EA?
@@SairinEarthsea exactly.
@@aryansant AE
Don't... Play "games" like that then...
I remember playing a gamebook where it just turns out merchants have incredible powers. You meet one travelling about and get the option to attack him. If you pick this option, the book basically just says "How do you think _he_ survives to do trade in a place like this?! He lifts a finger and blasts you to oblivion" 😂
It was the sh*t eating smirk he had on his face with the "What's wrong?" line that got me.
where the part where once he reaches the level he realizes his class can't equip it
Milk Courier this never happens to me because I check stats and stuff... people like that are the reason scammers still profit.
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Or when he finds a better weapon in a dungeon
That hurts the most
@@Yama973 and you can't sell it so you're just stuck with it forever
“That’s one of the most powerful weapons, forged by master Arvrocado, wielded by a legendary warrior who brought it back in pristine condition”
*Compares to own weapon* :
+2 attack
Nahh, weapon's effect is more important than its stat
+5 vs Avacados
Low-key the Ultima Weapon in KH 1
@@indraservo5764 When you have to replace a weapon with such a great effect when it drops off in damage is the biggest heartbreak anyone ever has to face. Period
This
Is relatable
Ploy twist: he can use the sword, just he can't pull out weapons in buildings.
The slides are better damage than any weapon - My Mother
Can we just acknowledge that the merchant is a higher level than the protagonist for being able to unsheathe the sword very easily.
everyone knows that merchants are the strongest beings in the world, they could be out there saving the world but they decide not to interfere with mere mortals ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
lol FACTS 😂
@@geli95us Just like real life...
@@geli95us Keckleon in Mystery Dungeon
@@geli95usmerchants are crazy powerful even when I reach max level and best gear I still cant leave a scratch on them
"Fine, can I sell this sword back?"
"Sure. I can give you 500 for it."
This right here...
They be giving you GameStop prices
He'd probably have to call in expert first
Damn 500? It cost 80k 😂😂😂
Gamestop be like
I love how the npc gains sentience just to talk trash xD
I've watched this one way too many times and the way he goes away while cussing then trying to unsheathe the sword to no avail gets me every time 😭
*tries to return it*
Shop owner: "I'll give you 80RP for it."
RG*
Gamestop-level returns right there.
Damn what you said hits home because that's my experience man...bought a hammer with all my money (ingame currency) $12,000and I found out it's trash,tried selling they bought it from me for $80...WTF.(I grinded for 6hrs to get to the 12k) sigh
@@NoVideosFound0 I read gemstop send help
"let me sell it back"
"okay, I'll buy it from you for 10,000 red gems."
"But you JUST sold it to me for 80,000!"
"okay, 5,000 red gems"
Truly the GameStop of RPGs.
wait...no YOU SAID THE PRICES DONT CHANGE!
LightandDarknessLion W
@@thatjuicyboi8516
When you're purchasing them. When you're selling them, they'll bargain your ass until *you're* paying *them* to take your garbage and/or too high level items
"But because you are a regular customer, a friend, the hero that saved my family from death and my business from bankruptcy and because you're the choosen one to free kingdom I'll buy this for 10,100 red gems"
The irony of the jacket clearly displaying “luck” after discovering that he’s in fact: “SHTOOPIDT”
The sword he bought was 80k, but the left boxing glove was also 80k. Either he’s getting scammed or the sword is god awful
"if it's NOT equippable why does that even exist?!"
"It makes the weapons shop look like a weapons shop"
*Everyone felt that*
I've been creasing over this line 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I-I---I am speechless
PlayBoii- Jayy YUP
I FELT THIS BRO!!!!!
*Grand swords and armor on display*
"Sorry, we only sell a shank, a wooden sword and trash can lid here"
"Finally I'm at level 100. Can I finally use this sword?!"
"No, sorry. Only the game admins can use this."
That has never happened once
Never got that far.......
the better answer would be "your class can't equip this type of weapon"
You need infamy level 3 which means you need to reset to level 0 3 times
Hmm how about I just write you a check how much, I can't wait anymore....
Nobody talking about how the left glove and the high-level sword cost the same amount. Busted economy
I really wish merchants would be this savage in an RPG
He needs level 18 to equip that sword.
At level 17 he will find a better sword from a regular ass chest.
Yep skyrim
The Zodiac Spear.
Blaack Sugar a man of culture I see. Lmao ff12 is the epitome of finding better shit in a chest.
@@theerealatm the hell you guys talking about?
@@ramishanwar8989 final fantasy 12
If it was Skyrim:
“Uh can I get it for 20% off”
“I’m trying to run a business here!”
“Okay what about 70% off”
“You got yourself a deal”
*Speech 100*
Nah dude just put a bucket over his head 😂
@@midnitestate 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yaaaasss
@@midnitestate or crouch directly behind him😂
If this was Skyrim you could kill that merchant for talking all that junk.
“Are you injured?” Then what you need food for? 😂
He’s WAY more than high enough lvl to equip all the weapons in his shop, he probably can equip the weapon forged by Master Avocado as well
"Man, I'm so stupidt."
Jayden McDow tell me how I haven’t played rb2 in 8 years but I knew it was rb2 by the time the video was at 0:01
Yea No u didn’t
Ok
1100th
Use a comma instead of a period at the end when using quotes.
Merchant: no refunds STUPID
Player: *loading from last checkpoint...*
Underrated comment.
Get this comment uppppp!!!
Then it turns out the auto save after you bought it saved over your only file and the closest save was an hour ago
@@hiddensinix2767 Dont do this to me. This brings back so many unpleasant memories.
Autosave: allow me to introduce myself
My man just broke his knife and decided to do a skit. Amazing story 👌
" How u doin "
" I'm doing *alright* "
Got me dead lmao 💀
What was so funny about that? I'm glad you're enjoying the video though lol.
I was waiting for him to sprint at the merchant with the still-sheathed katana and just beat the hell out of him with it
That merchant unsheathed the 800,000 sword. He would get folded flat
LMAO
@@PSNSMANIACALMIND1st Just like Link's Awakening
PSNSMANIACALMIND1st ahhh that would’ve been great
Merchant: You may have outsmarted me, but I have outsmarted your outsmarting
Me : buys a rare item with all my money
Also me : *finds it in a chest after 10 seconds*
and it only sells for a quarter to half of the price
Damn, it's fucking hurt :(
Skyrim every time
*Finds a better one*
Everyone knows that, after a certain point, the only reason for going to shops is to sell all the lower-level stuff piling up in your inventory.
This player clearly doesn’t understand the power of the chancla
Caleb has the best spiteful monologues
Everybody gangsta till you can't run cause you carrying too many items
StillFree98 __ Link: "Is this bunny hood a joke to you?"
Everybody gangsta till everyone realise that this joke formate is unfunny overused garbage
Love this 🤣🤣
FR Tho!!! I like how Geralt runs perfectly and really fast with 79.8 kg out of 80kg space and then once i put on a 200gram bandana and he starts walking as slow as a snail.
Horror/rpg games be like that when something chasing you but you can't run because oh wups inventory full
Plot Twist: He couldn't unsheath the sword because he was still in the shop.
XD
🤣🤣🤣
Lmao
LOL
xd 😂
Unsurprisingly the Shopkeeper does have a high enough level to unsheathe the swords.
The vendor's shit talking at the end is the funniest part for me 😂
"Are you injured?"
"No"
"Then what you need food for?"
*minecraft intensifies*
Limit Breaker Swag. if that isnt some of those Pokémon I- 💀💀
Skyrim :')
Jack Pada lmao you could even see his nether portal’s reflection in his tv
Obviously for when he gets injured lol 😂
“You can’t unsheathe it, can you?”
This hurt. It hurts.
Literally.
@@iiprodigy260 ruclips.net/video/UG_PzYuVZvg/видео.html
Lol. I thought he was gonna be like "yeah its just a cosmetic item, you cant actually use it."
This is at 666 likes it will be never liked again
Literally as I wrote this it got ten more
"It looks so equiptable"
So true in every rpg game
That slow movement of the shopkeepers head was gold 0:26
Instead saying he can't return it, he should have said he could return it for 50 RG.
Lol exactly.
Ehh- I bought an item in a game for 800+coins I could sell it back (same seller) for 56 fu-cking coins and I hate that--
You sell something to them for like 1000 gold, and they try to sell it back 2 milliseconds later for 9600
Gamestop'd him
@@brianwaltse281 that's called tax
“ ayye ayye and look no returns either, you keep that “ 😂😂😂
“Left glove costs 80 000 gems while the right one costs 90 000 gems”
Merchant: *Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.*
Leftys get no slack.
90 000
Isnt it the other way ?
it’s cause more people dominant with their right hand 😆
@@justscrollinginthecomments7930 yes, we know
“Your level 12”
*”how do you know that?”*
*”𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘴 𝘢 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘪 𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸“*
*you're*
Oh wow you saw the video too?
@@jdoggmusicman you are wrong lol. The original comment 'your' was correct. Learn grammar properly before correcting people.
It can go-your level is 12 or you're a level 12.
@@betrayal1142 in the video he said "You're level 12". Basically the "you are" would be correct so he isnt wrong.
Dont ever let that piano music go away from your videos.. it makes everything sooooo good
His npc voice is so perfect
Should’ve been like:
Caleb: Can I sell it back to you?
Merchant: yes.... but for 8000 red gems
Caleb: *I BOUGHT IT FOR 80,000*
Shoulda been 20
More like 80 red gems
0
This is an RPG vendor fam, not GameStop! Lol
Best i can do is a potato
Merchant: Are you injured?
Player: no
Merchant: then what do you need food for?
Me: Valid
Minecraft vibes
@@adedaraadeloro5603 u run out of sttamina in minecraft, ion think that applies to this lmaoo
SlumpVevo But you can heal yourself by eating to full hunger bar, and you die if you dont have any hunger bars
Don't be silly, you use potions to heal! Food is for pre-fight buffs!
@Nathan jones If you hurt yourself in Minecraft, and you have no portions, you won't heal unless your hunger bar is full, ain't that right?
I'm dead with how hard the merchant went in on him!!!! Lmfao you just know he logged out after that. Lmfao 💀🤣😂
Literally every CalebCity video I watch got me weak 🤣🤣 bro you are too funny!! I laugh everytime like it's my first time watching 😂😂
That vender ain’t gonna be laughing once he sees Caleb quick save
But then again, he unsheathed the weapon when Caleb couldn't! I'm thinking that's a high lvl NPC
What’s he gonna kill the vender with? The broken knife?
Plot twist , his last save was his autosave after buying the high level blade
“Pick anything you want!”
“There are only 3 items”
“We swap them out daily”
“BRO JUST SHOW ME YOUR STORAGE”
Ahahahaha Animal Crossing logic right here
Broooooo
Hahaha!
ruclips.net/video/kYe2lMkXeiw/видео.html, wtf🤣
Definitely animal crossing. I’ve missed so many clothing and items that I’ve wanted but didn’t have the money for-
i like how the merchant broke out his formal character when he proved his point just to humiliate him
That ending killed me 😂😂😂🤣
"I require the strongest of potions."
"Yes but, unfortunately you're not high leveled enough to handle its potent."
Potion seller...
I am going into BHATTLE--
TheDwarvenDefender I require only your strongest potions
pOtiOn sellEerrr
"You're a rascal. You're a rascal with no respect for knights. No respect for anything except your potions!" "Why respect knights if my potions can do everything that you can?" Pure gold that one
I mean, you unlock Etanol Potions at lvl 18, yet you can try to use them earlier with the black market or a higher level player trade
*This man can make a whole movie with just himself*
Stop hiding your subs bro
*Cough cough Tyler Perry*
Never heard that one before
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@@iwatchhentaieverydaywithsenpai Your pfp shows me you are a male who watches anime everyday, as said in your name. And you're single too.
That hands through the katana part is making me feel some type of way. That was smooth as fuck.
Plost twist: It wasn't a fact he wasn't high enough level, It was the simple fact he just didn't walk out the door.
Bruh that merchant bout to see him quick save.
Lmao i see a fellow skyrim player
@@leviv1319 hmmm 2 fellow skirim players
As long as its not auto save game he good
Levlixx fax tho
*Grabs Sword*
Imagine how stupid he's really gonna feel when he finds that very same weapon in the next dungeon, FOR FREE.
That shit drives me insane
Ohhhhh this hurts my soulllll
Too true, man. Too true.
But still gotta use the broken dagger
RIGHT?!?