How fearless minions are in ANY video game.

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  • Опубликовано: 11 апр 2020
  • Basically how fearless minions are in any tv show, movie, or game LOL
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  • @infernicboss9418
    @infernicboss9418 4 года назад +5682

    "None of them... are me"
    Oh, the irony.

    • @theoverreactor7435
      @theoverreactor7435 4 года назад +156

      OH I GET IT, CUZ CALEB IS ONE PERSON, OHHHHHHHH, IT TOOK ME LIKE 5 MINUTES TO GET THAT JOKE

    • @Krogue1
      @Krogue1 4 года назад +11

      @@theoverreactor7435 r/whoosh

    • @herbivorethecarnivore8447
      @herbivorethecarnivore8447 4 года назад +12

      @@theoverreactor7435 you can't be that stupid bruh

    • @Tweezer510
      @Tweezer510 4 года назад +117

      @@theoverreactor7435
      2 people didn't realize your name.

    • @poplikeballoon5206
      @poplikeballoon5206 4 года назад +26

      Count-Drexton r/wooosh, check his damn username

  • @STUDlOIC
    @STUDlOIC 4 года назад +9355

    Minion: I'm not like other minions.
    Other Minions: Same.

  • @kennedylemon5837
    @kennedylemon5837 Год назад +7382

    “Your whole army is dead, give up”
    Minion: *looks around*
    “What are you doing?”
    Minion: “oh me? No I’m just looking around for someone who asked.”

    • @animenmusic16
      @animenmusic16 Год назад +299

      "oh i was looking for someone who's still standing, cause you about get bodied right now. Run them thangs"

    • @mrsejd3446
      @mrsejd3446 Год назад +1

      "It appears I have run out of fucks to give."

    • @ottomanpapyrus9365
      @ottomanpapyrus9365 Год назад +21

      Lmfao

    • @Swiftwolf5327
      @Swiftwolf5327 Год назад +87

      “oh me? No I’m just looking around for a reason to care.”

    • @Journey_Awaits
      @Journey_Awaits Год назад +47

      “You stand no chance against us!”
      “Who’s us I just told you I killed all your friends?”

  • @mapthebiscuit2517
    @mapthebiscuit2517 2 года назад +7633

    I’ve always loved how accurate this is, in the miles morales spider-man game one enemy will literally say “that guy was a loser, I’m not” the confidence is astounding

    • @Thekeysoflight
      @Thekeysoflight Год назад +626

      That's so true as someone who's 100% completed the game. They are like "I'm built different, I can take out the new spider man with a crowbar!" And then you use the remote mines and venom to take them out.

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei Год назад +1

      Spiderman is gay propaganda. No sane heterosexual straight non-crooked man would dress in tights in public!
      Notie that Spoderman is always spreadinng out his legs at every man, woman and child! HE BE DONE GOOFBALLIN'!

    • @callmev3531
      @callmev3531 Год назад +232

      Less confidence, more just sheer stupidity, thinking they can win a melee against a guy who can regularly stop speeding cars with nothing but his bare hands and some string or who can get back up after being smashed through concrete walls and continue on fighting at peak capacity despite having multiple broken bones. If it were a cutscene, you know Peter or Miles would be one-shoting each thug without breaking a sweat, even the larger ones.
      It’s the same thing with the Arkham series, with each thug taunting and threatening Batman as if he isn’t the same man who has probably already hospitalized some of them at some point with his track record.

    • @Stolanis
      @Stolanis Год назад +258

      @@callmev3531 I can't remember what series it was from, but I remember a Batman cartoon clip where a gangster is patrolling a building, opens up a door and sees Batman.
      Batman looks at him.
      The gangster says absolutely nothing, quietly closes the door and pretends nothing happened.

    • @lolbitthearcticfox
      @lolbitthearcticfox Год назад +15

      @@Stolanis if you remember it,can you tell me which it's from so I can try to find it?

  • @aspebb
    @aspebb 4 года назад +3029

    All these minions have "I'm the main character" energy.

  • @TailAbNormal
    @TailAbNormal 4 года назад +3999

    Skyrim Bandit: "Mercy, Mercy!"
    Same Bandit 2 seconds later: "Time to end this little game!"

    • @jay_r9825
      @jay_r9825 4 года назад +149

      TailAbNormal in fallout: *literally blows up a gang of raiders to pieces with a rocket launcher that launches nukes while wearing a pimped out suit of power armor* also a raider that witnessed this at a distance: runs at you with a rusty pocket knife*

    • @dr.parsley4309
      @dr.parsley4309 4 года назад +76

      TailAbNormal never should’ve come here

    • @doomsday9831
      @doomsday9831 4 года назад +69

      *gets shot in face with 270 iron arrows* "Must've been the wind"

    • @angelomordini6779
      @angelomordini6779 4 года назад +3

      TailAbNormal exactly

    • @dabilaroali1037
      @dabilaroali1037 4 года назад +11

      @@jay_r9825 Raiders are braindead ,radiations probably.

  • @quackmaster2578
    @quackmaster2578 2 года назад +1774

    I love that the guy in orange just passes out and falls to the ground slowly, a smile still on his face. He was hit so hard that his soul left his body. Caleb is a seriously good actor.

  • @mrspiffy8587
    @mrspiffy8587 Год назад +601

    I love how in Jedi: Fallen Order, when there's only one stormtrooper left, sometimes they'll show how worried they are with lines like "I can't do this by myself"

    • @lindatory1886
      @lindatory1886 11 месяцев назад +83

      At least they may realize they're limits

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 5 месяцев назад +58

      I heard one of the troopers say “finally, just me and you now.”

    • @Ender41948
      @Ender41948 4 месяца назад +29

      Some of the troopers realize their mortality. Others seem to think they invincible, somehow.

  • @FlyHighLikeTy
    @FlyHighLikeTy 4 года назад +4811

    Developers: " Lets give these Minions some dialogue"
    Every Minion: "Hey!?!"

  • @FashoEast
    @FashoEast 4 года назад +2419

    When you're playing Pokemon, skip some trainers, beat the league and discover that those same trainers still want smoke

    • @raymondholdenjr448
      @raymondholdenjr448 4 года назад +29

      I had pptsd syndrome on that comment g😂😂

    • @gloving4hire
      @gloving4hire 4 года назад +22

      Them breeders slow

    • @TheMidWave
      @TheMidWave 4 года назад +152

      Not gonna lie getting beat by the world champ in the universe of pokemon is clout in of itself, like anybody can lose to a gym leader and you'd be trash but losing to the champ? The regions best took time out of his day to pencil in an ass whoopin just for you, you should feel honored.

    • @sana1603
      @sana1603 4 года назад +3

      Raymond Holden Jr this made me think of the lavender town syndrome

    • @mr.5569
      @mr.5569 4 года назад

      Excatly

  • @david50x84
    @david50x84 Год назад +1057

    What makes it worst is when you literally almost one shot them, and they are still running at you like they don't have a gigantic gaping hole in their chest.

  • @jacobbest8533
    @jacobbest8533 2 года назад +386

    Nobody is talking about how the single funniest line in this whole skit is the last guy seeing someone and immediately going "Scrap."

    • @equinox9803
      @equinox9803 Год назад +15

      I KNOOOW

    • @THEK1NGSCLAN
      @THEK1NGSCLAN 9 месяцев назад +1

      I was waiting for this comment

    • @monkerulz
      @monkerulz 9 месяцев назад +5

      I just noticed that and I've watched this video at least 20 times over the years😂😂

  • @numberpi5473
    @numberpi5473 4 года назад +2510

    "I just defeated 300 of your army all by myself"
    "Sure but they weren't red like me. This means I'm stronger"

    • @andrive
      @andrive 4 года назад +8

      Lol

    • @darwengwein3605
      @darwengwein3605 4 года назад +17

      “No, it means you’re three times faster. Geez, I thought your boss deserved to go down for kidnapping my daughter, but if he doesn’t even let his mooks watch Gundam, he really needs to die.”

    • @KyuuStarr
      @KyuuStarr 4 года назад +6

      When you play against Orks

    • @darwengwein3605
      @darwengwein3605 4 года назад

      ExtremeGod ofHate yup, name checks out

  • @jjswagger2809
    @jjswagger2809 4 года назад +4364

    *Last guy came out of the bathroom and his first words were:
    *"Scrap"*

    • @terrezharris5262
      @terrezharris5262 4 года назад +259

      My mans literally live by the phrase " *On Sight* " even after dropping a load

    • @leu3368
      @leu3368 4 года назад +93

      @@terrezharris5262 he extra light now

    • @tonyrobinson9354
      @tonyrobinson9354 4 года назад +57

      If he dont drop him that corona definitely will cuz i aint hear no handwashing in there🤣

    • @redericson1993
      @redericson1993 4 года назад +47

      This man lives and dies by the hands.

    • @shxrpii3255
      @shxrpii3255 4 года назад +6

      That was about to be my comment no cap

  • @theepheonix1700
    @theepheonix1700 Год назад +3974

    Truly you have to appreciate that last guy. Everyone was dead, his own boss was defeated so he really had no reason to fight.
    He just wanted the thrill of battle.

    • @abdi2621
      @abdi2621 Год назад +77

      Kenpachis second coming

    • @marthxike
      @marthxike Год назад +2

      😊😊😊😊p😊pplppppppppppppppppppppppppp😊poopppppppp😊ppopppppppppppp😊po😊ooppppppppp

    • @marthxike
      @marthxike Год назад

      @@abdi2621 p😊oo

    • @marthxike
      @marthxike Год назад

      @@abdi2621 po

    • @marthxike
      @marthxike Год назад

      @@abdi2621 po

  • @athiefinthenight6894
    @athiefinthenight6894 Год назад +341

    The way he said "I already know... none of them are ME" Always makes me laugh. Genuinely I thought back to that moment and had to come back here to watch it again cause it was so funny. Just the absolute balls of steel and narcissistic self confidence to say that makes me laugh so hard. Bloody love this vid.

  • @NPrinceling
    @NPrinceling 4 года назад +6821

    "Sir, you're under arrest for mass murder."
    "It was self defense!"
    "202 people each attacked you consecutively? Ha!"

    • @probrazilian9395
      @probrazilian9395 4 года назад +136

      Daniel Dover ahh shit here we go again

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist 4 года назад +78

      @ExtremeGod ofHate not only is that racist out of nowhere but it doesn't make any sense. In any regard. What the hell is that even supposed to mean?

    • @NikoSaga
      @NikoSaga 4 года назад +38

      @@AmazingAutist He's just stupid and prbl trump supporter...

    • @reborn9127
      @reborn9127 4 года назад +40

      @@NikoSaga 1. That doesnt make him/her a trump supporter and 2. Nothing wrong with supporting your president baka.

    • @Rebeckiiful
      @Rebeckiiful 4 года назад +2

      Rah I full belly laughed at this

  • @bezeani8836
    @bezeani8836 4 года назад +5010

    "I just killed your boss and like all of your allies"
    Minion: Guess im highest in command and therefore, the best suited to beat yo-

  • @thebrokenonethefallenangel1396
    @thebrokenonethefallenangel1396 Год назад +370

    Man 2 years and seeing this is still funny. Also they finally added a fear factor in Gotham Knights making them smart enough to run seeing combat happen.

    • @nicolae-alexandruluca7853
      @nicolae-alexandruluca7853 Год назад +35

      This is why I see more realism in halo, you witness jackals and grunts flee in terror, sometimes without even losing an ally or get shot once, they just see you and they flee, I love that programming cause it shows just how badass you really are

    • @TheDarkLord239
      @TheDarkLord239 11 месяцев назад +7

      Gotham Knights is still trash tho, Arkham Vengeance gonna be so much better

    • @Vengeance1996
      @Vengeance1996 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@TheDarkLord239wait what? A new Arkham game?

    • @TheDarkLord239
      @TheDarkLord239 9 месяцев назад +3

      @Heil-evil-Mustache yup, new Arkham game coming 2025 or later. Hopefully we’ll get more info within the next year or two

    • @Vengeance1996
      @Vengeance1996 9 месяцев назад

      @@TheDarkLord239 ooooooo

  • @tickytickytango5634
    @tickytickytango5634 2 года назад +512

    I was playing Shadow of Mordor and thought of this.
    The Uruks just run straight into battle knowing that even if they kill Talion, they still literally, canonically, cannot kill Talion.
    Like, they know this. They know Talion is immortal. They literally call him Grave-Walker. WTF do they gain by killing themselves on him?

    • @richardball5843
      @richardball5843 Год назад +108

      They get promoted. Aren’t they supposed to be bred just to be soldiers, so they will do anything to become captains? That’s always how I saw it.

    • @Da1337Man
      @Da1337Man Год назад +99

      The alternative is not very compelling. An Uruk running away out of cowardice is going to wish Talion killed him when he returns to mordor.

    • @terrellanderson2044
      @terrellanderson2044 Год назад +32

      Lmfao "killing themselves on him" that's wild 😭☠️

    • @awesomeperrymexd7180
      @awesomeperrymexd7180 Год назад

      "IT'S DAH RANGAH! KILL 'IM!"

    • @shitanotosaurus
      @shitanotosaurus Год назад +12

      @@Da1337Man I mean I haven't played that game but neither is a bunch of idiots running into a guy who just killed a ton of idiots acting like they have some sort of chance

  • @juandelatorre4517
    @juandelatorre4517 4 года назад +6535

    this dude really records himself fake punching nothing and i laugh everytime

    • @evasmojang
      @evasmojang 4 года назад +199

      he's actually punching all the clones he made for this video

    • @eavyeavy2864
      @eavyeavy2864 4 года назад +4

      Dun care

    • @theknightsdark9598
      @theknightsdark9598 4 года назад +5

      Me: 😭

    • @imperfect5199
      @imperfect5199 4 года назад +8

      That shit funny asf

    • @mac1bc
      @mac1bc 4 года назад +15

      I felt sorry for himselves getting beat up lol

  • @kamui3506
    @kamui3506 4 года назад +12609

    "None of them are me"
    That's a cold ass line

    • @LUNACYCL
      @LUNACYCL 4 года назад +366

      Yeah you gotta let that nigga win 😭 he on it

    • @CookiePieMonster
      @CookiePieMonster 4 года назад +87

      @@arnavdc The golden number is 420, we almost there.

    • @joelguzman9280
      @joelguzman9280 4 года назад +32

      @@CookiePieMonster passed it already smh

    • @OSB313
      @OSB313 4 года назад +18

      Kamui lmao on god it was 😂😭

    • @ivokanader8644
      @ivokanader8644 4 года назад +6

      thats an instant suicide

  • @demosat6832
    @demosat6832 2 года назад +200

    I love that in metal gear rising they actually gave a reason why the enemy soldiers aren’t scared of raiden and it’s that they actually are really scared but when they became cyborgs they got pain inhibitors to make sure they aren’t held back by fear when they fight raiden

  • @islaythejabberwokky
    @islaythejabberwokky Год назад +80

    I love how the second guy didn't start yelling until the third or fourth punch, took him a second to even realize he was getting his ass beat

  • @MrBlitzpunk
    @MrBlitzpunk 4 года назад +3533

    Player: killed a literal god
    Lv1 minion: *tHiS is mY tImE tO sHiNE*

    • @Nihilhem
      @Nihilhem 4 года назад +64

      Well, it sometimes works in Soulsborne

    • @morganic7934
      @morganic7934 4 года назад +13

      @Christopher Norris have you never played games?

    • @PascalCap.
      @PascalCap. 4 года назад +35

      @@morganic7934 that's pretty ironic for you to say since that is a popular quote from a popular character from a popular game, fam

    • @zurabsiradze7822
      @zurabsiradze7822 4 года назад

      @@PascalCap. lol

    • @aaa-rf3kz
      @aaa-rf3kz 4 года назад +1

      @@PascalCap. lmao ikr 😂😂

  • @jeredgatson
    @jeredgatson 4 года назад +723

    “You may have beat the Elite Four, became the champion, and caught every legendary Pokémon there is, but you ain’t seen nothin like me yet”- Youngster Joey

    • @ananousous
      @ananousous 4 года назад +20

      Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!

    • @Brawlio13
      @Brawlio13 4 года назад +5

      This is pretty accurate

    • @carolinedavis8339
      @carolinedavis8339 4 года назад +4

      That's just cause Youngster Joey enjoys toying with you...

    • @dorkinabubble7772
      @dorkinabubble7772 4 года назад +15

      See, this makes me desperately want a game where he’s the ACTUAL final challenger. Like, the comedic and terrifying potential for this is gold 👌🏼

    • @Whanworld
      @Whanworld 4 года назад +7

      Proceeds to call forth his almighty level 26, unevolved generation 1 Nidoran !
      As you let Mewtwo one shot him with Psychic...

  • @duxae1617
    @duxae1617 Год назад +61

    As a game designer this is why I always give minions some sort of morale stat.

    • @fighterck6241
      @fighterck6241 4 месяца назад +1

      I love games that have actually started doing this. I can't remember which one (maybe Fallout), but I like letting enemies go if they start running away. Just makes my character feel more human.

  • @secretstarlight440
    @secretstarlight440 2 года назад +65

    Four stages of minions
    1. Fearlessness
    2. Cocky
    3. Regret
    4. Death

  • @pepethefrog6809
    @pepethefrog6809 3 года назад +5828

    That 2nd minion begging for forgiveness but if you stop hitting him, he's gonna continue attacking you anyway. LOL

    • @nulliversal925
      @nulliversal925 3 года назад +201

      its like cops in gta

    • @v.rprasad5377
      @v.rprasad5377 3 года назад +136

      It's like when you hogtie an NPC in Red Dead Redemption 2 and later release them

    • @turg1714
      @turg1714 3 года назад +109

      Basically skyrim lol

    • @freeross371
      @freeross371 3 года назад +49

      Also Assassin's Creed

    • @josecortez9639
      @josecortez9639 3 года назад +44

      And Ghost of Tsushima

  • @IvyLeaguePodcast
    @IvyLeaguePodcast 4 года назад +873

    *After they hit you once*
    “Is that all you got?”

  • @gavinsfriend5632
    @gavinsfriend5632 10 месяцев назад +22

    Literally how it feels when you play any yakuza game💀

  • @axelsanchez5849
    @axelsanchez5849 9 месяцев назад +10

    0:30 Minion stays quite for like 5 seconds and then starts screaming 😂

  • @sailorsavvy9690
    @sailorsavvy9690 4 года назад +2734

    Minion: sees friend get brutally murdered
    Minion: Yall hear somethin?

    • @deathhy7590
      @deathhy7590 4 года назад +39

      yall *here* somethin?

    • @grimmpharoah9001
      @grimmpharoah9001 4 года назад +4

      Hear*

    • @sailorsavvy9690
      @sailorsavvy9690 4 года назад

      @@deathhy7590 lol, sorry, i mess up my english alot

    • @stargoddemonray5035
      @stargoddemonray5035 4 года назад

      @@sailorsavvy9690 nah...pretty sure u spelt that right...think dude was jus trollin u...either that or he/she cant spell

    • @sailorsavvy9690
      @sailorsavvy9690 4 года назад +1

      @@stargoddemonray5035 Oh no, i had changed it to the correct word, its all good 😊

  • @Deoslatt
    @Deoslatt 4 года назад +1391

    Plot twist: he’s the boss. You fought the mini boss.

    • @babyj6624
      @babyj6624 4 года назад +4

      Deranged Fredd 🤔😱😨

    • @ricardovalentin2410
      @ricardovalentin2410 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂mini boss

    • @annonymous6827
      @annonymous6827 4 года назад +1

      *_Mario be like-_*

    • @six-stringphantom1402
      @six-stringphantom1402 4 года назад +4

      Kills entire raider base, only 1 crippled standard raider left
      Raider: I think I smell a blood bath!
      Me: ...... boi! That's your allies you smellin

    • @agwazia
      @agwazia 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/hC5vgRlXZcc/видео.html

  • @muiscnight
    @muiscnight Год назад +71

    Its actually low key inspiring

  • @DigiCount
    @DigiCount 8 месяцев назад +7

    There's something really cinematic about the camera angle changing when the last guy says "I already know that none of them are me." It almost gives horror vibes like when the main character is alone with the serial killer or the person who's secretly a monster

  • @leoanhkhoa8323
    @leoanhkhoa8323 4 года назад +5236

    "I beat your boss and all your allies."
    "They ain't me. I'm at *full health.* "

  • @samlawrence916
    @samlawrence916 4 года назад +24678

    The minions are actually geniuses because they are breaking his will to fight

  • @CucumberSadness
    @CucumberSadness Год назад +38

    But then you have the "level with you" minions who suddenly are level 120, in fully enchanted daedric gear, and they can cast fireball which has a 5000% damage buff just becauase they are AI.
    And suddenly this rando bandit is the strongest enemy you have every faced. Heck the bosses aren't this strong, they are level capped.
    But no, the unique bandits in this cave have no level cap.

    • @almalone3282
      @almalone3282 8 месяцев назад +3

      This is why i hated oblivion. Skyrim has this too but not to that level

    • @davidshea6272
      @davidshea6272 5 месяцев назад +1

      For real, ganked Alduin in like 30 seconds flat, run into a levelled thalmor patrol slinging spells and my health drops like a brick and I'm actually using potions to survive.

  • @sandwichwitch7191
    @sandwichwitch7191 Год назад +46

    Two years later and this is still my favorite sketch from Caleb

  • @HamzahMC
    @HamzahMC 4 года назад +4556

    "I already know... that none of them are me"
    Priceless

    • @Zenigundam
      @Zenigundam 4 года назад +17

      That was so deep wasn't it? Smh... Generation Z is so fake.

    • @ultram.6646
      @ultram.6646 4 года назад +50

      @@Zenigundam ok millennial

    • @thedarkprince4126
      @thedarkprince4126 4 года назад +3

      Just like a random chick fucking a famous dude. "He ain't had me yet I'm special" 😂

    • @k.t.114
      @k.t.114 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/qz-XOm7fNcI/видео.html

    • @fusuy4895
      @fusuy4895 4 года назад

      Amazing job ruclips.net/video/Jwe5nfK66fs/видео.html

  • @evilrick8225
    @evilrick8225 4 года назад +756

    "See that guy that just killed 4 dragons in 6 seconds"
    "Yea why"
    "Lets mug em"

  • @dyfanbithell2043
    @dyfanbithell2043 Год назад +68

    You gotta give the minions credit where it's *ABSOLUTELY* due, the confidence and passion for their job is ASTOUNDING.
    Like, "Oh, you beat my comrades, my superiors and my entire squad in a single minute? Aight, run these hands."

  • @CaliberLv01
    @CaliberLv01 2 года назад +21

    “I already know none of them are me”the lines of the secret final boss after the actual final boss lmao

  • @atron_1
    @atron_1 4 года назад +3226

    *Enters and exits the room multiple times to gain EXP*
    Minions:”I’ve never met this man in my life.”

    • @AstralJustus
      @AstralJustus 4 года назад +43

      portuguese Breakfast put your paws up hommie

    • @BigAeth
      @BigAeth 4 года назад +45

      Plot twist: The NPC’s actually remember you and learn your way of fighting, countering all of your attacks you LoSe

    • @ant-fp4vp
      @ant-fp4vp 4 года назад +7

      ff7 in a nutshell

    • @jonathanramos4026
      @jonathanramos4026 4 года назад +11

      @ExtremeGod ofHate I dont understand why you would waste time replying the same phrase over and over again just for senseless satire

    • @roberto_yorha7ndantealasto225
      @roberto_yorha7ndantealasto225 4 года назад

      Me in dmc getting more red orbs...

  • @ejbvides4625
    @ejbvides4625 3 года назад +5688

    Pokemon trainer: beat all 8 gyms, elite 4, evil organization, and champion.
    Kid with a level 5 weedle: *RUN THEM HANDS*

    • @Pain_tami
      @Pain_tami 3 года назад +199

      Sorry fam. That’s the law!

    • @webstar118
      @webstar118 3 года назад +64

      Big facts

    • @Maube
      @Maube 3 года назад +96

      2:10

    • @haloharry97
      @haloharry97 3 года назад +56

      Weedle plz, we know the game medapod will win with harden

    • @K0r1ISH3R3
      @K0r1ISH3R3 3 года назад +10

      @@haloharry97 tru

  • @hafplace1346
    @hafplace1346 7 месяцев назад +4

    bro got so disappointed that he broke the 4th wall

  • @HatKidPeck
    @HatKidPeck 6 месяцев назад +6

    Sifu after taking out like 50 dudes at once.
    “Threaten us?!”

  • @nxptune_0726
    @nxptune_0726 4 года назад +3470

    Caleb: “Finally, I killed all 5000 of the-“
    *some random yell in the distance: “Run them hands”*

    • @RyanGe25
      @RyanGe25 4 года назад +35

      @@cheem2952 tis but a scratch

    • @optimusprime5446
      @optimusprime5446 4 года назад +4

      Why do the lame comments get top?
      This should be top, here's a poor man's gold good sir 🏅

    • @thevolitile
      @thevolitile 4 года назад +4

      Caleb: (Kills 70,000,000 more people)
      Random guy: "RUN YOUR (bleep)ING HANDS NIGGA!"

    • @goriahto3121
      @goriahto3121 4 года назад

      @@optimusprime5446 don't worry sir he is in top 3

    • @GoldPrince2468
      @GoldPrince2468 4 года назад +2

      Hero: Hey, I’m here for the interview!
      Minion: RUN THEM HANDS!
      Protag: Really? Again? How many times do you have to teach you this lesson?!
      Hero: TIME! LOOP!
      Hero: Hey, I’m here for the interview!
      Minion: RUN THEM HANDS!
      Protag: Really? Again? How many times do you have to teach you this less- WAIT!
      Hero: TIME! LOOP!
      Hero: Hey, I’m here for the interview!
      Minion: RUN THEM HANDS!
      Protag: Really? Again? How many times do you have to teach you this less- WAIT!
      Hero: TIME! LOOP!
      Hero: Hey, I’m here for the interview!
      Minion: RUN THEM HANDS!
      Protag: Really? Again? How many times do you have to teach you this less- WAIT!
      Hero: TIME! LOOP!

  • @JokerStairs
    @JokerStairs 4 года назад +2700

    No one
    The minions:
    “I’m built different”

    • @twizzy8783
      @twizzy8783 4 года назад +7

      PK Beta his joke, but worse

    • @CountDooku0
      @CountDooku0 4 года назад +25

      R/niceminions
      "I'm not like other minions."

    • @baxtyr
      @baxtyr 4 года назад +3

      stop in the name of the law

    • @CountDooku0
      @CountDooku0 4 года назад +5

      @@baxtyr By order of the Jarl, stop right there.

    • @ryukobestwaifu3319
      @ryukobestwaifu3319 4 года назад +1

      @@CountDooku0 I got a present for you if you stay quiet *grabs bookbag*

  • @wonderboy5509
    @wonderboy5509 10 месяцев назад +12

    why nobody is talking about how accurate the death sound effect of minions? the attention to detail of games nowadays are amazing

  • @TheManofThings777
    @TheManofThings777 Год назад +8

    "Yes, bro.
    You are going to beat me. You, the random mugger with the iron dagger you pulled out from your underwear, are going to beat me, the level 70 dragonborn walking around in daedric armor. This will DEFINITELY not end with me wiping your blood off my sword.
    Take your shot, champ."

  • @thestarxd380
    @thestarxd380 4 года назад +1480

    "You're not getting through me"
    "Oh my god.."
    *Literally kills him*

    • @hitrx8825
      @hitrx8825 4 года назад +1

      yeah you've just explained the point of the joke

    • @envy_chris8890
      @envy_chris8890 4 года назад +1

      Yeah I watched the video to

    • @ryanwilliams1207
      @ryanwilliams1207 4 года назад +3

      I know this is a month old but i wanted to add that I too in fact watched this video

    • @sean-yk8kw
      @sean-yk8kw 3 года назад

      Faxs

  • @brookkassa8479
    @brookkassa8479 4 года назад +3630

    LVL 300 Final Boss: *dies to me in 2 hits*
    Lvl 2 Hooligan: *R U N Y O U R H A N D S*

    • @FnSpiralMedia
      @FnSpiralMedia 4 года назад +142

      +10 points for using the word "hooligan" 😂😂😭

    • @rigo_ad9317
      @rigo_ad9317 4 года назад +42

      You get a reward for playing mission in new game +
      +25% health regen
      +145% damage - *battalion armor required for perk
      -5 points of charm
      +15% defense

    • @The_Sphinx-22
      @The_Sphinx-22 4 года назад +18

      Me in dark souls, 2 hitting every boss including 4 kings and artorias

    • @gonkillua14
      @gonkillua14 4 года назад +6

      #mafiacity

    • @The_Sphinx-22
      @The_Sphinx-22 4 года назад +3

      @@gonkillua14 is that from a hat in time? My bf plays that and I watch. The mafia have tiny legs lmao

  • @Ordracusmaster
    @Ordracusmaster 6 месяцев назад +7

    *Boss is literally defeated*
    Minion: personally I wouldn’t let that happen to me 🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @hank2815
    @hank2815 Год назад +7

    *Building is about to explode*
    “There he is! Get him!”

  • @ViperDAZ
    @ViperDAZ 4 года назад +2314

    Caleb: *kills 200 minions including their boss*
    That one minion: *”FINALLY, A WORTHY OPPONENT OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!”*

    • @user-vp5dn3uz8t
      @user-vp5dn3uz8t 4 года назад +8

      OH YEAH
      (pulls out shotgun)
      COME AT ME

    • @heartdyedpurple
      @heartdyedpurple 4 года назад

      Have you seen Sword of the Stranger?

    • @acemaster1682
      @acemaster1682 4 года назад +1

      @EXTENDO ANT 201 people including boss means 200 minions plus boss

    • @dotei6617
      @dotei6617 4 года назад +1

      Lol kung fu Panda referance

    • @anthonynorman7545
      @anthonynorman7545 4 года назад

      @@acemaster1682 but that's not what OP put

  • @PostRequisite
    @PostRequisite 4 года назад +3833

    I want a game where minions say "Oh?! scrap" when they see me.

    • @ethansumner688
      @ethansumner688 4 года назад +83

      Sir Dominus Lamont They’re called battle droids

    • @spowden
      @spowden 4 года назад +81

      Batman games

    • @xavierbell1087
      @xavierbell1087 4 года назад +78

      Nah they gotta say run them hands

    • @Genpri
      @Genpri 4 года назад +35

      Dawg I lost it at that part. How quick and finesseful he said it lol

    • @DoomsdayCreator3k
      @DoomsdayCreator3k 4 года назад +34

      Scrap, run them hands, paws up g, ready to get clapped?

  • @ProbablyAlmond
    @ProbablyAlmond 2 года назад +16

    i hope one day there is a game where every minion is self conscious and then you meet one guy who actually has this confidence and hes the hardest boss in the game

    • @ProbablyAlmond
      @ProbablyAlmond Год назад +1

      A concept for this could be like such he's one of many minions in the final dungeon he's introduced early on next to a save point do you can learn not to fight them and instead sneak around them with a distinct design from everyone else and the normal self conscious enemies who hesitate and clearly show that they don't even know if putting full effort into attacks will even change anything so you have to manage avoiding the confident minion while dealing with the others

  • @joemalachiwsy7304
    @joemalachiwsy7304 Год назад +10

    How every John Wick movie is.

  • @interestedbatman8334
    @interestedbatman8334 4 года назад +1771

    Damm caleb is just flexing his ability to whoop his own ass he has hands tho.

    • @sheershchaturvedi4534
      @sheershchaturvedi4534 4 года назад +12

      The noise he makes tho “blehrhdo” 😂👉🏽👈🏽

    • @excitedcat9517
      @excitedcat9517 4 года назад +12

      "IM SO DAMN TOUGH, *IMMA BEAT MY OWN ASS!"*

    • @BeretBay
      @BeretBay 4 года назад +4

      @@excitedcat9517 Patrick Star be like...

    • @interestedbatman8334
      @interestedbatman8334 4 года назад

      @Night thank you homie

    • @chronyx685
      @chronyx685 4 года назад

      so you're saying he... beats his own meat?

  • @michaelgarduno4296
    @michaelgarduno4296 4 года назад +5173

    Main character: destroys a whole town by himself*
    Minions: it seems you might be a challenge for me

    • @MrMysteryyy
      @MrMysteryyy 4 года назад +44

      @@trinityburrows1964 fam u just reworded the comment above gtfo

    • @sliceyoazz4015
      @sliceyoazz4015 4 года назад +18

      @@MrMysteryyy toxic

    • @stickthesecond5085
      @stickthesecond5085 4 года назад +12

      Fist of the north star in a nutshell

    • @sliceyoazz4015
      @sliceyoazz4015 4 года назад

      @living human yes

    • @copy1941
      @copy1941 4 года назад

      What's the music at 2:20 called

  • @donnymac9630
    @donnymac9630 5 дней назад +1

    4 years later and… “What you mean im next!” still brings tears to my eyes😂😂

  • @nicomoreno5028
    @nicomoreno5028 Год назад +10

    "Put-your-paws-up-hammy!"

  • @stevenjamesswinford
    @stevenjamesswinford 4 года назад +1014

    “You forgot the fact that none of them are ME” -Sekiro’s enemies in a nutshell.

    • @titusmendez7499
      @titusmendez7499 4 года назад +7

      I’m in your notifications

    • @Goozeeeee
      @Goozeeeee 4 года назад +4

      I’m in your notifications

    • @pirateFinn
      @pirateFinn 4 года назад +10

      They got balls you gotta admit

    • @opticalsrb3882
      @opticalsrb3882 4 года назад +3

      They got balls you gotta admit

    • @hiway19891
      @hiway19891 4 года назад +4

      “Ahh, my money, I earned that money.....

  • @viciousrape
    @viciousrape 3 года назад +4374

    "I already know the fact that none of them... are *me.* "
    can we just talk about how great of a line this is?

    • @tamnam5722
      @tamnam5722 3 года назад +262

      Literally had the roles been reversed, and he was the main character, that’s be a pre-ass kicking line

    • @julianfinch1247
      @julianfinch1247 3 года назад +74

      Yea 💯 thats some real nigga dialogue for u

    • @thelogicalfallacy4635
      @thelogicalfallacy4635 3 года назад +23

      This is batman for you.

    • @JaganEye_3
      @JaganEye_3 3 года назад +65

      "They ain't me-RUN DEM HANDS UP!!!" always cracks me up

    • @michellecookie8825
      @michellecookie8825 3 года назад +34

      I know right! That was my favorite part. He's already established that he beat everyone else including his boss, and he's like YOU'RE DYING TODAY FOOL!

  • @nihilismpuppet
    @nihilismpuppet Год назад +9

    I like how once he punches the minions once, they drop the theatrics and plead for their lives lol.

  • @NP-ek7dl
    @NP-ek7dl Год назад +21

    Honestly Caleb is a genius ! So funny. This is every video game honestly

  • @kekewarrior5144
    @kekewarrior5144 4 года назад +7080

    Dragonborn: *Literally kills dragons, trolls, and elves for a living*
    Some thief: “Give me your money if you don’t want to end up dead”

    • @-frizno-8530
      @-frizno-8530 4 года назад +569

      I always think to myself "did you seriously not just witness me literally ABSORB THE SOUL OF A FUCKING DRAGON not even 10 seconds ago?"

    • @NomadxElliot
      @NomadxElliot 4 года назад +337

      Hand me your valuables, or I'll gut you like a fish.

    • @actionjackson3522
      @actionjackson3522 4 года назад +170

      @@NomadxElliot I don't have time for this.
      I still gotta slay Alduin, the Destroyer of Worlds.

    • @Hecu
      @Hecu 4 года назад +122

      Then you just run away, not out of fear but pure ignorance.

    • @joxbarros5054
      @joxbarros5054 4 года назад +10

      this shit doesnt happen in gothic 2, unless is a wild animal.

  • @fadhilahramadhan2715
    @fadhilahramadhan2715 4 года назад +3482

    Me: *just killed a Dragon and absorbed its soul
    Bandits: "nEveR ShouLD haVE ComE hERe"

  • @Matthew1Flores462
    @Matthew1Flores462 7 месяцев назад +4

    The Batman Arkham games be like:

  • @creative_playdough1860
    @creative_playdough1860 9 месяцев назад +2

    "put yo paws up hummie"😂😂😂

  • @dancingmadman2340
    @dancingmadman2340 4 года назад +3921

    Minion sees 3,000 other minions killed in front of him.
    Also minion: “You’re not dealing with the average minion warrior anymore “

  • @user-gy6vw5yw4c
    @user-gy6vw5yw4c 4 года назад +976

    Player: *Kills 463 minions*
    That one minion: *Pathetic*

    • @sdbzfan1
      @sdbzfan1 4 года назад +12

      That one minion: that won't stop me I'm blind

  • @smeatar
    @smeatar Год назад +15

    The best is when you use some big AOE attack and take out like 50 enemies in an instant, then there's like one dude left who starts running at you with a stick

  • @paperclip9558
    @paperclip9558 7 месяцев назад +2

    Thia is why older assassins creed games is such a satisfying experience because the enemies can be scared of you and ran away when you kill their commander or you kill plenty amount of their comrades.

  • @popenieafantome9527
    @popenieafantome9527 3 года назад +8763

    Imagine having even an ounce of their confidence

    • @ayindex
      @ayindex 3 года назад +186

      You can do it too!

    • @gawoopydawoopy758
      @gawoopydawoopy758 3 года назад +488

      at that point you're not dealing with an average human anymore

    • @jbb4105
      @jbb4105 3 года назад +201

      @@gawoopydawoopy758 the goal was never to be average

    • @mrgoodluckuniversal5004
      @mrgoodluckuniversal5004 3 года назад +155

      @@gawoopydawoopy758 your dealing with THE LEGENDARY SUPER HUMAN

    • @gawoopydawoopy758
      @gawoopydawoopy758 3 года назад +17

      @Angel Vill and i just broke it

  • @kenra3600
    @kenra3600 4 года назад +1183

    the way he says "THEY AINT ME, RUN THEM HANDS UP" gets me every time lmao

  • @pato6738
    @pato6738 2 года назад +6

    I always assume their boss is so fearsome they rather die fighting you than coming back empty handed

  • @yautjita-yt6985
    @yautjita-yt6985 Год назад +5

    Protagonist: this ain’t funny anymore is sad

  • @EFlame01
    @EFlame01 4 года назад +1636

    I need to be as optimistic as that last minion:
    *"RUN THEM HANDS UP HAAHMIE"*

    • @poysona
      @poysona 4 года назад +61

      *"PUT YOUR PAWS UP"*

    • @anegidragon2275
      @anegidragon2275 4 года назад +2

      Poysona oh I thought I heard it wrong.

    • @markjmarkjack
      @markjmarkjack 4 года назад +15

      *"RUN DEM THANGS"*

  • @stillfree98__60
    @stillfree98__60 4 года назад +3650

    Player: *Defeats final boss*
    Minions: "u just unlocked the final boss"

    • @MrBanana2000
      @MrBanana2000 4 года назад +8

      Christ, no comments here?

    • @kolovekatoanga651
      @kolovekatoanga651 4 года назад +8

      Mr.banana 2000 Ike 1.5k likes and only two comments?

    • @TheOnlyBlaze87
      @TheOnlyBlaze87 4 года назад +16

      The last guy is pretty much the game having a secret boss after you beat the main story 😂

    • @sandymangamin7159
      @sandymangamin7159 4 года назад +3

      lol

    • @Convoluted-and-Exiled
      @Convoluted-and-Exiled 4 года назад +3

      Ohhh my, Castlevania comes to mind immediately.

  • @ChrisNinjaEagle
    @ChrisNinjaEagle 2 года назад +4

    Black Hoodie: +60% damage
    -200% Intimidation

  • @lekanraposte6732
    @lekanraposte6732 2 года назад +8

    In every single games, and in every single movies, the enemy have ZERO self-preservation instinct and will fight to the very last without never, ever getting demoralised.
    It seriously feels unnatural.

  • @trinityburrows1964
    @trinityburrows1964 4 года назад +3579

    MC destroys everything and everyone in their path*
    Minion: Ah, finally a worthy opponent.

    • @glitch6183
      @glitch6183 4 года назад +121

      Minion behind that minion: finally after him a worthy opponent

    • @3ormore778
      @3ormore778 4 года назад +33

      @Jayden Nguyen the minion behind that minion : finally a worthy opponent

    • @orience2225
      @orience2225 4 года назад +37

      @@3ormore778 the minion behind that minion: Finally a Worthy opponent... Our battle would be legendary

    • @kindra11111
      @kindra11111 4 года назад +12

      This battle... WILL BE LEGENDARY

    • @tjfrye11
      @tjfrye11 4 года назад +3

      the thousandth like

  • @Poopi_Culio
    @Poopi_Culio 4 года назад +16373

    Every minion to ever exist :
    "I'm built different"

    • @tacomanrandysavage8790
      @tacomanrandysavage8790 4 года назад +127

      😂😂😂😂

    • @j_breezy0325
      @j_breezy0325 4 года назад +84

      Seerax reference?

    • @Tomiwa101
      @Tomiwa101 4 года назад +135

      "I believe in myself. I just need to get angry and let my Super Saiyan out. Aaaaaaaaaaaah!" *Charging towards the same guy that has killed him 35 times in a row*
      This life ain't anime, my G.

    • @abdlhmdx
      @abdlhmdx 4 года назад +48

      **gets beaten the same**

    • @URI_VR
      @URI_VR 4 года назад +7

      @@j_breezy0325 dammit you stole my comment

  • @ronicstyle
    @ronicstyle 2 года назад +9

    2 years later this still ain't gotten old

  • @StarKnight54
    @StarKnight54 Год назад +8

    After watching this. I might be one of those minions when it comes to multiplayer vs games. "That's crazy that you thought I would give a flying _ who you fought", and "None of them are me"
    I say stuff like that all the time. Not like I'm out here getting dropped like them but still

  • @Jrseryous
    @Jrseryous 4 года назад +3933

    Player: Destroys hundreds of minions
    The last surviving minion: Finally, a worthy opponent

    • @lucas-xf7rc
      @lucas-xf7rc 4 года назад +44

      😂😂😂 for real tho

    • @thegamerscore951
      @thegamerscore951 4 года назад +5

      😂😂

    • @Adamimmune
      @Adamimmune 4 года назад +5

      Lol

    • @inooby333
      @inooby333 4 года назад +44

      @ExtremeGod ofHate fuck you idiot. Stop being racist towards the chinese. It's the government that's bad not the people.

    • @Kalossupremacy3356
      @Kalossupremacy3356 4 года назад +1

      ExtremeGod ofHate wht

  • @-TPLT
    @-TPLT 4 года назад +3594

    "They ain't me!"
    I can't fault their boss for hiring the most diehard henchmen; there's like a million instances where people in anime just completely let the protagonist walk all over them once they know how strong they are. These boys got heart.

    • @Jan_Koopman
      @Jan_Koopman 4 года назад +166

      That's a good point

    • @wesmyone9562
      @wesmyone9562 4 года назад +29

      Well said, @TPTL, well said👍

    • @f2t948
      @f2t948 4 года назад +105

      Love true they have heart but it didn't beat for very long lol

    • @guudvybezonly
      @guudvybezonly 4 года назад +4

      1000th like

    • @DigiCount
      @DigiCount 3 года назад +62

      Got heart, but no hands

  • @thanoskell1335
    @thanoskell1335 9 месяцев назад +2

    This is the same energy as Goku with the Ginyu Force.

  • @thisis_lungstar
    @thisis_lungstar Год назад +4

    Its the sound engineering in these videos for me. That's some real talent right there.

  • @kindledesigner
    @kindledesigner 4 года назад +4183

    Guy: "I Literally Killed 200 minions and your boss"
    Minion: "I dont remember asking, run them hands"

    • @tlof19
      @tlof19 4 года назад +23

      When I found this comment it set all my books on fire. Cuz it LIT

    • @funkybIack
      @funkybIack 4 года назад +5

      Day Designs LMAOO

    • @getmerichj2040
      @getmerichj2040 4 года назад +4

      Minions are just cocky people of u think about it

    • @getmerichj2040
      @getmerichj2040 4 года назад +2

      Sorry sorry fearless minions

    • @redboy518
      @redboy518 4 года назад +3

      Day Designs
      You fucking beauty

  • @teetheluchador
    @teetheluchador 4 года назад +5107

    “We created him to kill armies” “but this small elite team of minions with electric guns can definitely kill him”

    • @5aad
      @5aad 4 года назад +4

      teetheluchador Show love🖤-ruclips.net/video/xO4oxXvuCOw/видео.html

    • @DukkyVal
      @DukkyVal 4 года назад +58

      “Elite”

    • @banekiller6245
      @banekiller6245 4 года назад +21

      U talking bout Crysis?

    • @OriginalKingRichTv
      @OriginalKingRichTv 4 года назад +21

      Kash Wal FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. Yoooo everyone don’t click on his shit it’s a virus!!!

    • @nottengen9178
      @nottengen9178 4 года назад +6

      @@5aad Stop self promoting fuck face.

  • @ajantebuchanan3629
    @ajantebuchanan3629 Год назад +26

    Calebs empathy for pawns is admirable 🤣 He needs to look to heros like Luffy, Roronoa Zoro, their approach to minions is to utilize them for stretching/warming/destressing🤣

    • @captainlandalien9921
      @captainlandalien9921 Год назад +4

      Nah bro Zoro just straight guts them immediately, no shits given

  • @cloveralmaamarela2838
    @cloveralmaamarela2838 Год назад +5

    I like how the protagonists of your videos are really good people and they try to warn all those that try to attack them

  • @bobdean2609
    @bobdean2609 4 года назад +11221

    Each consecutive minion be like: “I’m BUILT different. I can handle it”

    • @Johanisnotreal
      @Johanisnotreal 4 года назад +206

      Like I'm sorry for [insert boss battle name] but I'm different

    • @inverse4343
      @inverse4343 4 года назад +165

      and then they end up getting clapped every time.

    • @farlander0266
      @farlander0266 4 года назад +12

      Bob Dean on some seereax

    • @davidhatcher7016
      @davidhatcher7016 4 года назад +5

      @@inverse4343 yep

    • @maliquemitchell5197
      @maliquemitchell5197 4 года назад +74

      To be a minion you gotta put all your xp into confidence

  • @donnymcjonny6531
    @donnymcjonny6531 4 года назад +1865

    "Yes, police? I'd like to report a domestic abuse." "Please describe what's happening." "My neighbor Caleb is beating himself again."

    • @mrwindupbird101
      @mrwindupbird101 4 года назад +121

      "He keeps saying it's for his 'RUclips channel' but I honestly think he needs some help and...and now he's yelling about running hands."

    • @pepe371
      @pepe371 4 года назад +29

      The noise is unbearable

    • @golden46k
      @golden46k 4 года назад +14

      Warren Martel ow I hear him screaming out these hands up now I hear him yelling at himself

    • @courtneythrelkeld3999
      @courtneythrelkeld3999 4 года назад +8

      Donny McJonny this is funny as hell😂😂😂

    • @dian.cxmp32
      @dian.cxmp32 4 года назад +8

      P a u s e

  • @pincheguey8634
    @pincheguey8634 Месяц назад +2

    I come back to watch this every once in a while and
    “Oh… Scrap”
    Never fails to kill me

  • @Synthonym
    @Synthonym Год назад +4

    One of the reasons I love Metro: Exodus is that enemies actually run away or surrender rather than just running in to die