Getting caught in a stealth game.

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 2 июл 2021
  • Literally EVERYONE starts catching you.
    Music
    Tidiane - Melodic
    Oddwin - 19
  • ПриколыПриколы

Комментарии • 17 тыс.

  • @flamingburritto
    @flamingburritto 3 года назад +18312

    Golden rule of stealth games: Nobody will notice if there's no one left to notice.

    • @claytonacosta3548
      @claytonacosta3548 3 года назад +720

      Lmao that was my mindset playing the first Hitman 😂 just clear the whole party

    • @abdes6234
      @abdes6234 3 года назад +518

      Assassin's creed mentality 😂😂.

    • @someguy6627
      @someguy6627 3 года назад +275

      When you kill in front of someone and it suddenly chains:

    • @egglord5946
      @egglord5946 3 года назад +71

      GTA V heist logic

    • @cagedragnarok1781
      @cagedragnarok1781 3 года назад +29

      Facts! 🤣

  • @god-ishgamer7516
    @god-ishgamer7516 3 года назад +8989

    Look, punching the baby seemed like the most logical decision at the time.

    • @KenMasters.
      @KenMasters. 3 года назад +393

      Fun Fact:
      There are no children in killing games.

    • @god-ishgamer7516
      @god-ishgamer7516 3 года назад +264

      @@KenMasters. I've played skyrim

    • @carlospina1598
      @carlospina1598 3 года назад +112

      @@KenMasters. in Ghost Recon Wildlands there are, but they are intangible.

    • @Mortian__
      @Mortian__ 3 года назад +245

      Caleb: “I PUNCHED THAT BABY IN SELF DEFENSE YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME BRO”

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 3 года назад +24

      @@god-ishgamer7516 but can you kill them?

  • @L2H2L2
    @L2H2L2 Год назад +3421

    Fun Fact: in all the Hitman games, out of dozens of maps and hundreds of NPCs, there are absolutely 0 children for this exact reason.

    • @violentcrimes1
      @violentcrimes1 Год назад +258

      how is this a fun fact most shooter games don't have any kids

    • @ketaminepoptarts
      @ketaminepoptarts Год назад +242

      and thats also why gta games have no sign of children even existing

    • @taelim6599
      @taelim6599 Год назад +120

      @@violentcrimes1 And then there's Fallout 4 where there's children on the Prydwen who are indestructible... even on missions where you're supposed to blow up the Prydwen so they're still dying anyway.

    • @dontgankmebruv7273
      @dontgankmebruv7273 Год назад +69

      @@taelim6599I think it’s more of a child dying on screen to a persons own actions than a child dying off screen or in a cutscene

    • @rajatsrivastava2657
      @rajatsrivastava2657 11 месяцев назад +10

      I remember RDR2 had children

  • @rythic.
    @rythic. Год назад +4369

    1:08 The fact that he fell on his knees and ragdolled then instantly cut to him lying on the ground is so facts 😂

    • @Rightfulrj
      @Rightfulrj Год назад +41

      Me too

    • @viderevero1338
      @viderevero1338 Год назад +62

      Funniest part of the video for me.

    • @Datboydrippy
      @Datboydrippy Год назад +1

      I laughed so hard that he died 😂😂😂

    • @golfwangus
      @golfwangus Год назад +18

      "Duck!"

    • @EmCeeDrue
      @EmCeeDrue Год назад +10

      BEST part, hands down... barring the final stare down, of course.

  • @BoeJangles26
    @BoeJangles26 3 года назад +4168

    This is just everyone’s first time playthrough of any hitman game.

    • @JD..........
      @JD.......... 3 года назад +81

      Oh of course. It's a right of passage!

    • @OFWGYMCMBFV
      @OFWGYMCMBFV 3 года назад +107

      First time? More like every other time

    • @lordofanime7540
      @lordofanime7540 3 года назад +63

      I once literally murder every single person, bystander,guard just to kill my target

    • @BoeJangles26
      @BoeJangles26 3 года назад +25

      @@lordofanime7540 I did that as well, there is this great RUclipsr I found by the name of “big Mooney”. He does kill everyone challenges, which is self explanatory. But they’re great.

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 3 года назад +15

      The way they hit the ground felt like something out of Arkham Knight lol

  • @CJ_1406
    @CJ_1406 3 года назад +2203

    Fun Fact: All guards in stealth games are nearsighted.

    • @shafo827
      @shafo827 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/huOv7hta1Ho/видео.html&ab_channel=QQfightersoftruthQQ

    • @nadeemsaif6507
      @nadeemsaif6507 3 года назад +10

      Nocturne ult be like..

    • @26mic
      @26mic 3 года назад +2

      Yo my guy I make entertaining vids just like Caleb . I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me my G

    • @awakening4265
      @awakening4265 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/Tn0lpLTvDaE/видео.html

    • @ultimategamer2669
      @ultimategamer2669 3 года назад +37

      And yet, somehow, they can see you through walls.

  • @CheekClapperJ69
    @CheekClapperJ69 Год назад +857

    “Why would you punch a baby!?” has the same energy as “Boss, you killed a child!!”

    • @Lazy034
      @Lazy034 Год назад +132

      Amazing, mission complete! That right there is why you're the best, Boss!

    • @Towcj
      @Towcj Год назад +44

      @@Lazy034 heroism +1200

    • @fdfdfddfh6430
      @fdfdfddfh6430 Год назад +24

      ​@@Lazy034 the one and only

    • @javiereurie4126
      @javiereurie4126 11 месяцев назад +19

      Ah, a fellow Metal Gear fan, huh?

    • @Mikemic2218
      @Mikemic2218 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@Lazy034S++

  • @ImSquiggs
    @ImSquiggs Год назад +1746

    HOW DO YOU SEE ME is too relatable if you're into stealth games and oldschool games, haha. With a few exceptions, it took them a long time to figure out how to do it wel

    • @TheDandonian
      @TheDandonian Год назад +93

      GTA are the worst for this. You can swap outfits, cars and be ten mile away but random cops know exactly who you are.

    • @ImSquiggs
      @ImSquiggs Год назад +21

      @@TheDandonian Hahah, very true! My friends love the GTA 5 online heists but I can’t stand it, the base game is just not designed well for stealth. It kinda works, but it’s so clunky and broken thst I always say “if we’re gonna do this kinda online heist ad a group game let’s just play PAYDAY 2 or something”

    • @Paur
      @Paur Год назад +16

      This made stealth in Psi Ops near useless. It was like if one guy saw you, even if you and him were the only person in existence within the square mile, EVERYBODY became alerted the moment you were nearby.

    • @maxelsstellh7687
      @maxelsstellh7687 Год назад +9

      Yeah in Thief The Dark Project sometimes you might be perfectly hiding in the darkness looking through a corner but somehow the guard will rush at full speed at you in your exact position, it's not that common but when it happens it's really annoying.

    • @ericfieldman
      @ericfieldman Год назад +2

      I might be stupid, but Hitman blood money was like that for me. I got that and absolution in the bundle because I loved the tight design of the most modern sets of games, but my experience was that you get to a place by some miracle, see the suspicion level rise, and then twenty minutes later, you're accosted and just shove the dude over until his soul dissipates. I'm guessing it was great for the time, and if nothing else, I respect that it lead to the ones I like more, but am I wrong in thinking it was super messy?

  • @ryanchong9965
    @ryanchong9965 3 года назад +10636

    _"No one will notice, if there's no one to notice."_
    -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @jackyoh971
      @jackyoh971 3 года назад +149

      It's funny actually Machiavelly say something like this;
      Don't act so people want to take revenge on you ...
      But nobody could revenge on you if you kill all people that could want to get revenge...

    • @abdigotsauce
      @abdigotsauce 3 года назад +6

      I make skits like Calebcity, yall should check em out if you have any time.

    • @kapitanstark1922
      @kapitanstark1922 3 года назад +76

      @@abdigotsauce just makes me not wanting to check you out

    • @26mic
      @26mic 3 года назад +2

      I film skits just like Caleb. I bet 100% it finna make u laugh. If not you can come back to tell me bro

    • @hybrid10131
      @hybrid10131 3 года назад +9

      ahh yes the ancient proverbial of no face no case

  • @xTANNA3
    @xTANNA3 3 года назад +4167

    baby: 'cries"
    Caleb: "The Hardest Choices Require The Strongest Wills"

    • @yeetyeet3534
      @yeetyeet3534 3 года назад +34

      I’m done bro

    • @6askiVideos03
      @6askiVideos03 3 года назад +1

      Hey selfpromoter here🙋🏿‍♂️😅, i make minimovies if you're interested in sarcasm, weird vibes, stories and some kind of originality

    • @tahazaki7274
      @tahazaki7274 3 года назад +21

      i do it all the time whenever i see a baby cry

    • @aaronvirdee5813
      @aaronvirdee5813 3 года назад +33

      I'm sorry little one

    • @pratyushkoppolu190
      @pratyushkoppolu190 3 года назад +8

      Hey anybody would have done that not just Caleb

  • @regularbanana2344
    @regularbanana2344 Год назад +408

    the “I’m innocent to you” to the old janitor is so relatable

  • @bazzfromthebackground3696
    @bazzfromthebackground3696 Год назад +635

    The detection through the wall is why I *NEVER* press against walls in stealth games.
    Probably the most accurate thing in the skit.

    • @sumerdesai8341
      @sumerdesai8341 2 месяца назад +2

      They still see u even if ur not on the wall....playing Ghost Recon Advanced warfighter right now

  • @intergalacticdegengypsy6135
    @intergalacticdegengypsy6135 3 года назад +2145

    "we can't let anybody know we're here"
    "Kill everyone, got ya"

    • @kaproskarleto5136
      @kaproskarleto5136 3 года назад +34

      *STEALTHILY* kill everyone

    • @26mic
      @26mic 3 года назад +3

      Yo bro I make skits just like Caleb. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not you can come to tell me bro

    • @JameSeraphim
      @JameSeraphim 3 года назад +1

      @@26mic I'll give your channel a look, man.

    • @TinToeTimmyTime
      @TinToeTimmyTime 3 года назад +3

      @@26mic I like Caleb's skits just fine thanks.
      If you would've said you make skits just like @26Mic I mighta checked it out 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @rebeccasumone3967
      @rebeccasumone3967 3 года назад

      no witnesses bro it just be like that

  • @rororoyourboat9461
    @rororoyourboat9461 3 года назад +2455

    I love how he silently looks at the camera as if he’s asking us if he should break this baby😭💀

    • @LuizFelipe-ri4ko
      @LuizFelipe-ri4ko 3 года назад +30

      Ikr lmao

    • @UrbanScroff
      @UrbanScroff 3 года назад +66

      I think it was the first time he looked at the camera like that... always looking at corners to establish conversation.... but here Caleb sees that we see what he doin.... we never gave permission! 😂🤣

    • @truthbetold...5595
      @truthbetold...5595 3 года назад +23

      Caleb: *looks at me for moral judgement*
      Me: Fat Yes, Give him Nightquil my g (jokes, I was nervous laughing since the moment I saw it)

    • @Munchkin303
      @Munchkin303 3 года назад

      That's a Funny Games level shit

    • @apidas
      @apidas 3 года назад +1

      genius

  • @rythic.
    @rythic. Год назад +364

    I love how the person got scared after him doing absolutely nothing. True facts in all stealth games right there.

  • @bionicwizard
    @bionicwizard Год назад +53

    Stealth games be like
    "It's fine, only one guy saw me for a split second"
    The 20 guards all running to his exact location:

  • @saoliath5000
    @saoliath5000 2 года назад +12755

    Alternatively, an enemy spots you, chases you, you hide for 5 seconds
    Enemy “huh, must have been the wind”

  • @_trey.the.deity_
    @_trey.the.deity_ 3 года назад +1342

    Baby: Starts crying
    Caleb: I'm sorry little one...

    • @micheal3151
      @micheal3151 3 года назад +6

      This wat came to mind 🤣🤣🤣

    • @DebtsofImmortality
      @DebtsofImmortality 3 года назад +9

      Clearly folded a baby

    • @26mic
      @26mic 3 года назад +2

      Ayeo homie Yo kuz I make skits just like Caleb. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me my G

    • @XenonFlow08
      @XenonFlow08 3 года назад +6

      Did the Anakin tactic

    • @Pelipear
      @Pelipear 3 года назад +1

      I make skits! Would really appreciate it if y'all would check them out. Thanks

  • @TheAmethystGuy
    @TheAmethystGuy Год назад +732

    2:10 “We’ve been compromised, what did you! WHAT DID YOU DO, DID YOU- *DID YOU HIT A BABY?! WHY THE F%@K WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!* ” I was literally dying, the absolute rage in his voice when the player killed the baby
    Great work Caleb, you know how to make people laugh 👍

    • @nerdyali3n644
      @nerdyali3n644 Год назад +15

      I'M CRYING 😂

    • @DarkestNova556
      @DarkestNova556 Год назад +52

      “WE’VE BEEN CHOOOOUUUAAATTT! WHY WOULD YOU HIT A BABY?! WERE COOOOUUUAATTT!”

    • @syahminorizan8064
      @syahminorizan8064 Год назад

      DID YOU HIT A BABY
      WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

    • @kareempringle6561
      @kareempringle6561 Год назад

      Lmaooooo

    • @royal_kim1154
      @royal_kim1154 11 месяцев назад +9

      @@DarkestNova556 "ARE YOU STUPID?! WE'VE BEEN HAAAAAAAAAAD! THEY HAAAAAAAAVE US!"

  • @Iley1_500
    @Iley1_500 Год назад +96

    2:15
    I actually WANT this feature/dialogue in a game.

    • @spicy4716
      @spicy4716 Год назад +2

      play mgsv

    • @hamzasajjad6792
      @hamzasajjad6792 10 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@spicy4716boss, you killed a child...
      amazing thats why youre amazing boss!

    • @yacinekunplays5876
      @yacinekunplays5876 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@hamzasajjad6792amazing mission complete, that right there is why you're the boss the one and only

  • @Jacksaur_
    @Jacksaur_ 3 года назад +1457

    "Boss you killed a child?!"
    "Amazing, mission complete!"

    • @anna-marie-
      @anna-marie- 3 года назад +67

      That right there is why you're the best, Boss!

    • @lemonadestandclips3349
      @lemonadestandclips3349 3 года назад +14

      @be good expected the reference, instead got Alhamduallah

    • @ilikepigeons6101
      @ilikepigeons6101 3 года назад +17

      "Boss these are just kids, don't hurt them"

    • @26mic
      @26mic 3 года назад +5

      Yo bro I make skits just like Caleb. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not you can come to tell me G

    • @shayoko6
      @shayoko6 3 года назад +2

      um...the boss isn't the one on the mission. you wrote it wrong if you meant otherwise. not suppose to write the person talking IN the quote!

  • @mursuka80
    @mursuka80 3 года назад +16216

    The way your characters fold when they get knocked out is art.

    • @mrd133y8
      @mrd133y8 2 года назад +43

      why does this have no replies

    • @Youngchris97.
      @Youngchris97. 2 года назад +29

      Man this comment really underrated

    • @j.w.9122
      @j.w.9122 2 года назад +28

      Boi I am in tears over that shi*.

    • @orsonch31
      @orsonch31 2 года назад +64

      Like how did your knees bend like that? 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @Jam_Axo
      @Jam_Axo 2 года назад +69

      my guy folds like a lawn chair

  • @61936
    @61936 Год назад +47

    Getting caught by one dude leads to you folding the whole building no matter what

  • @vituned
    @vituned Год назад +12

    1:33 THAT REFERENCE THO YAHAHAA

  • @25Claudia85
    @25Claudia85 3 года назад +2565

    "we can't let anyone know we are here"
    "Ok"
    Kills everyone in a 10 mile radius

    • @Godisastupididiotfckinga-bc9xn
      @Godisastupididiotfckinga-bc9xn 3 года назад +4

      blm is anti-Asian

    • @MercuryA2000
      @MercuryA2000 3 года назад +53

      no one can notice if there's no one to notice

    • @robbieaulia6462
      @robbieaulia6462 3 года назад +21

      @@Godisastupididiotfckinga-bc9xn I'm asian and my skin is black, so I don't get what you're going for here?

    • @zeg1n478
      @zeg1n478 3 года назад +38

      @@robbieaulia6462 I think it's a spam bot or something, I've been seeing it in different replys

    • @ostrowulf
      @ostrowulf 3 года назад +14

      @@zeg1n478 Agreed, or just copy an pasting while scrolling down comments. My money is on bot though.

  • @thericethatsmilesback5464
    @thericethatsmilesback5464 3 года назад +1457

    Any “baby” that can sleep in what appears to be a hotel bed, alone, sit straight right fast and somehow stare you down from 10 feet away, should be eligible to be folded for the sake of the mission.

    • @BLSXful
      @BLSXful 3 года назад +7

      Lol

    • @sama34
      @sama34 3 года назад +6

      LMAO

    • @justmika6964
      @justmika6964 3 года назад +29

      Dat a horror baby xD

    • @BLSXful
      @BLSXful 3 года назад +54

      Not just the mission, but as matter of principle

    • @Gateclassic
      @Gateclassic 3 года назад +8

      This the funniest comment bro this the one

  • @ReimondoCortexalotl
    @ReimondoCortexalotl 2 года назад +13

    0:21
    Goon: Alright, I'mma see y'all after work. Alri-
    *gets folded*
    Goon: *NGEE! BWAT!*
    😂😭💀

  • @kove8259
    @kove8259 Год назад +78

    I like how in stealth games an enemy could see you move but after a few seconds the detector goes back down and they think it was nothing

  • @MaxPrimeisHim
    @MaxPrimeisHim 3 года назад +5990

    The sound effect for the baby being folded like an omelet is everything.

    • @26mic
      @26mic 3 года назад +18

      Fr G btw I make skits just like Caleb. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me

    • @noroisenpai8832
      @noroisenpai8832 3 года назад +19

      I was gonna like your comment but it's at 420, I'm not gonna be the one to ruin that.✌🏽

    • @Smile-zl9op
      @Smile-zl9op 3 года назад +66

      @@26mic Bro... You won't believe it, but....
      WHEN DID I ASK?!!

    • @ohxyoyxoyxohx6949
      @ohxyoyxoyxohx6949 3 года назад +7

      @@26mic I didn't laugh, but it was hard not too lol.

    • @iateiceagebaby7942
      @iateiceagebaby7942 3 года назад +2

      Sounded just like when you do that irl

  • @elijahwise7720
    @elijahwise7720 3 года назад +1441

    The ragdoll physics in this game are clean.

    • @mister8r00k5
      @mister8r00k5 3 года назад +46

      How the gun guy folds tho 😂

    • @legm5298
      @legm5298 3 года назад +20

      And the sounds when the enemies get hit😭😭😭

    • @huh5909
      @huh5909 3 года назад +4

      Fr lmao

    • @cheapcheese.
      @cheapcheese. 3 года назад +16

      @@mister8r00k5 my man folds like a folded chair to suitcase ready on the go

    • @michaeldixon2882
      @michaeldixon2882 3 года назад +3

      Clean asf😂😂😂

  • @reybara
    @reybara Год назад +40

    the fact that the npc sees you when hes literally in another room but not when your in front of him is so accurate

  • @azumareii
    @azumareii 11 месяцев назад +9

    1:06 Put your hands up! I'll give you to the ke- *GAAHK*

  • @TheBlackAceSpade
    @TheBlackAceSpade 3 года назад +1490

    1st dude: *clocked*
    2nd dude: *flattened*
    3rd dude: *folded*
    Old dude: *dropped*
    Baby: *slept*

  • @TBAG
    @TBAG 3 года назад +6496

    The ragdoll physics 😂

    • @Godisastupididiotfckinga-bc9xn
      @Godisastupididiotfckinga-bc9xn 3 года назад +18

      blm is anti-Asian

    • @ravencoventry1550
      @ravencoventry1550 3 года назад +29

      true skyrim in a nutshell

    • @vacogeri4309
      @vacogeri4309 3 года назад +16

      What is tbag doin here lol

    • @rey4874
      @rey4874 3 года назад +92

      @@Godisastupididiotfckinga-bc9xn stop

    • @pure2291
      @pure2291 3 года назад +31

      make sure you don’t reply to the guy with G in his name, it is what he wants

  • @ankurmukherjee4923
    @ankurmukherjee4923 7 месяцев назад +9

    Stealth games be like:
    "press X to kill the target"
    "Mission failed target killed"

  • @maxwellsterling
    @maxwellsterling Год назад +24

    The first stare cut after the baby is cinematic perfection.

  • @Godfather-ow3uq
    @Godfather-ow3uq 3 года назад +1044

    Caleb's character: these hands are rated E for Everyone

    • @srf8788
      @srf8788 3 года назад +12

      Good one

    • @26mic
      @26mic 3 года назад +5

      Yo kuz I make skits just like Caleb. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me bro

    • @Boy_barbie.3
      @Boy_barbie.3 3 года назад +2

      Until he goes missing again 😪

    • @kaiyyy
      @kaiyyy 3 года назад +2

      Lmfso

    • @henryallman3879
      @henryallman3879 3 года назад +6

      @@26mic bro you do this so often that I disliked every video you've ever made

  • @ch4rlesiv115
    @ch4rlesiv115 3 года назад +9018

    No one talking about how convincing Caleb’s rag doll physics are

    • @abdigotsauce
      @abdigotsauce 3 года назад +25

      I make skits like Calebcity, yall should check em out if you have any time.

    • @SomethingSmellsMichy
      @SomethingSmellsMichy 3 года назад +197

      My mans has no bones

    • @trafficconememes331
      @trafficconememes331 3 года назад +92

      @@abdigotsauce I hope you have limited time 😊

    • @mr-toyota
      @mr-toyota 3 года назад +19

      @@trafficconememes331 LMAO

    • @26mic
      @26mic 3 года назад +3

      I film skits just like Caleb. I bet 100% it finna make u laugh. If not you can come back to tell me fam

  • @TheLobsterCopter5000
    @TheLobsterCopter5000 11 месяцев назад +6

    0:54 This is such a perfect imitation of an NPC walk cycle.

  • @definitelynotcharaznable7749
    @definitelynotcharaznable7749 Год назад +44

    "Boss, you killed a child"
    "Amazing, mission complete. That right there is why you are the best, Boss"

  • @KartoonManagement
    @KartoonManagement 3 года назад +2474

    “We’ve been had” LMAOOOOOOOO

    • @jjperezzzz6
      @jjperezzzz6 3 года назад

      Lel

    • @TheAwsomeManny
      @TheAwsomeManny 3 года назад +25

      “DID YOU HIT A BABY?”

    • @residentmgs4
      @residentmgs4 3 года назад +18

      "They have us!!"

    • @BroSense
      @BroSense 3 года назад +4

      We make similar skits, and I PROMISE you won't be disappointed if you give us a shot

    • @26mic
      @26mic 3 года назад +5

      Cant stand self promoters 🤦🏾‍♂️btw I make skits just like Caleb. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me

  • @MsPeace8
    @MsPeace8 3 года назад +2218

    The “excuse me”
    “👁👁”
    “AAAHH”
    Took me out LMAOO

    • @quantifiedamalgamation
      @quantifiedamalgamation 3 года назад +66

      There is no such thing as a coincidence. The fact that you're watching this video mean you're energetically aligned with me and this message. Your thoughts create your reality. but you already knew that. Yet, you still live a life that you dread. That is because when you visualise your dream life, you unconsciously believe that it is unrealistic. Here is a hack: I have created a dream life meditation that uses questions and binaural beats. When presented with the question, your mind must accept it. And your subconscious mind will absorb it. When listening to binaural beats it puts your mind into theta frequency allowing you access to your subconscious mind. Link in the bio.

    • @Godisastupididiotfckinga-bc9xn
      @Godisastupididiotfckinga-bc9xn 3 года назад

      blm is anti-Asian

    • @rxoema
      @rxoema 3 года назад +14

      @@Godisastupididiotfckinga-bc9xn b r u

    • @Godisastupididiotfckinga-bc9xn
      @Godisastupididiotfckinga-bc9xn 3 года назад

      Blm is anti-Asian

    • @zeg1n478
      @zeg1n478 3 года назад +11

      @@Godisastupididiotfckinga-bc9xn what?

  • @timothyjohnson5699
    @timothyjohnson5699 Год назад +7

    "What did y- what did you do? Did you hit a baby?!... Amazing! Mission complete! That right there is why you're the best, boss!"

  • @bugatti599gtr
    @bugatti599gtr 9 месяцев назад +7

    That cleaner probably was used to rude employees so caleb responding back nicely was a dead giveaway

  • @Mightykeef
    @Mightykeef 3 года назад +4171

    My mans caught hands for just jogging. Damn....

  • @trentdevlaminck9927
    @trentdevlaminck9927 3 года назад +5170

    I love how he looks at the camera when he's contemplating with himself whether he should attack the baby or not

    • @mr.blacktea7298
      @mr.blacktea7298 2 года назад +139

      He like: Nigga you see this?

    • @Joshua-lo9ex
      @Joshua-lo9ex 2 года назад +66

      Contemplating? pfft his mind was made up lol

    • @botep5529
      @botep5529 2 года назад +43

      Subtle yet brilliant fourth wall break

    • @KKiryu
      @KKiryu 2 года назад +19

      @@Joshua-lo9ex That's my thought too. He was just unsure how we would judge his act.

    • @Ashutok
      @Ashutok 2 года назад +3

      It reminds me of how Berlin be lookin at the camera

  • @hbe52
    @hbe52 Год назад +30

    The amount of hitman references🤣

  • @kirururik
    @kirururik Год назад +33

    This is basically how all my stealth games play, that's why I just avoid them nowadays

    • @CreamGuzzler200
      @CreamGuzzler200 Год назад +3

      Metal gear solid V is definitely peak stealth game when it comes to game play, try it out

  • @iaineudailey
    @iaineudailey 3 года назад +1760

    The way he sorta breaks the fourth wall by looking at the camera when the baby is crying is just perfect. XD

    • @extraordinarybri2355
      @extraordinarybri2355 3 года назад +74

      I know right. I seen that. It’s like he was looking at us knowing we would judge him for what he’s about to do.

    • @gladiaibasamassa614
      @gladiaibasamassa614 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/mnGMMe-jcmw/видео.html

    • @kennethm.pittjr.3775
      @kennethm.pittjr.3775 3 года назад

      Also don't summon Chuthulu 😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @Godisastupididiotfckinga-bc9xn
      @Godisastupididiotfckinga-bc9xn 3 года назад +1

      blm is anti-Asian

    • @26mic
      @26mic 3 года назад +4

      I film skits just like Caleb. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come back to tell me kuz

  • @kleb2010
    @kleb2010 3 года назад +491

    "Offense is the best defence"
    "Genocide is the best stealth"

    • @unclegpa707
      @unclegpa707 3 года назад +12

      You, my friend are speaking the language of the gods or simply "facts" as the youngins call it

    • @rouxman212
      @rouxman212 3 года назад +24

      cant raise the alarm if no ones there to do it

    • @drumo2273
      @drumo2273 3 года назад +17

      Can't be caught if there's no one alive to catch you.

    • @Pelipear
      @Pelipear 3 года назад

      I make skits as well.

    • @accwontletmereplyanti-mobm7104
      @accwontletmereplyanti-mobm7104 3 года назад +3

      This was me in dishonored

  • @leebug4932
    @leebug4932 2 года назад +76

    If there isn't a sequel to this already I would love love love to see you pass the level/ win the game by soothing the baby. You hilarious!!!!!!

  • @64zac44
    @64zac44 Год назад +13

    1:34
    Excuse me.....WHAAA
    *slap*
    Got me on the floor laughing!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @MrLilhomie98
    @MrLilhomie98 3 года назад +3331

    “We’ve been HADDDDD, THEY HAVE USSSSS” 😂

  • @5MadMovieMakers
    @5MadMovieMakers 3 года назад +9287

    If he had put on the guard's hat maybe he would've been fine

    • @Godisastupididiotfckinga-bc9xn
      @Godisastupididiotfckinga-bc9xn 3 года назад +4

      blm is anti-Asian

    • @evi1fnyt
      @evi1fnyt 3 года назад +116

      @@Godisastupididiotfckinga-bc9xn for the last time shut up

    • @liksworld5489
      @liksworld5489 3 года назад +45

      @@Godisastupididiotfckinga-bc9xn Bro repent immediately. Change your name immediately. Even if it's as a joke. I warn you in love brother. The Messiah cometh soon. Be blessed

    • @Godisastupididiotfckinga-bc9xn
      @Godisastupididiotfckinga-bc9xn 3 года назад +2

      BLM is anti-Asian

    • @dannyk3154
      @dannyk3154 3 года назад +28

      @@Godisastupididiotfckinga-bc9xn can you stop?

  • @user-ft7fq4ou4v
    @user-ft7fq4ou4v Год назад +11

    This is one of two styles for stealth in a videogame. The other is when the enemy looks you in the eyes, from a few feet away, while you're in your own uniform, for several seconds, and then forgets almost as soon as you break line of sight.

  • @mhr4778
    @mhr4778 Год назад +27

    Woooooooow this is an incredibly accurate mix of MGS + SplinterCell + early Hitman idiosyncrasies.
    Even if you wear the right disguise, like in MGS3, your run/walk animation is COMPLETELY different from everyone!
    P.S. Love the ragdoll details!

  • @lotll
    @lotll 3 года назад +1383

    "Did you knock out a baby?"
    Me an intellectual: no, I "kid-napped" it.

    • @KizzyRich
      @KizzyRich 3 года назад +8

      i get it

    • @notatruck2640
      @notatruck2640 3 года назад +9

      Kid rocked it I tell you what

    • @10secondsago61
      @10secondsago61 3 года назад +8

      See yourself way out

    • @abdigotsauce
      @abdigotsauce 3 года назад

      I make skits like Calebcity, yall should check em out if you have any time.

    • @Silentbob1494
      @Silentbob1494 3 года назад +2

      Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • @InfernoOmni
    @InfernoOmni 3 года назад +8804

    Every death animation had me crying 😂

  • @TheOriginalFlowerdough
    @TheOriginalFlowerdough Год назад +24

    he was trying so hard not to laugh as he edited the part before the baby punch

  • @captobvious551
    @captobvious551 Год назад +3

    Npc would discover another folded npc in the closet, be on alert for 25seconds then continue patrolling as if nothing happened

  • @jeanstarnes4551
    @jeanstarnes4551 3 года назад +761

    “WHY WOULD YOU HIT A BABYYY” “WHAT ARE YOU? STUPID?” Lmaooo

    • @26mic
      @26mic 3 года назад +4

      Yo bro Yo kuz I make skits just like Caleb. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me Fr man

    • @Pelipear
      @Pelipear 3 года назад

      I make skits, would appreciate it if y'all would check them out. Thanks 👍

  • @Darkqualza
    @Darkqualza 2 года назад +3353

    I nearly choked laughing at the “DID YOU HIT A BABY?!”

    • @ctrlaltrepeat245
      @ctrlaltrepeat245 2 года назад +124

      “WHY THE F**K WOULD YOU DO THAT!”

    • @PrincessGalaxia9
      @PrincessGalaxia9 2 года назад +77

      @@ctrlaltrepeat245 "WHY WOULD YOU HIT A BABY!?"

    • @blak6601
      @blak6601 2 года назад +65

      @@PrincessGalaxia9 YOU’VE BEEN CAAUYUUYGGGHYGHTT

    • @PlanetX369
      @PlanetX369 2 года назад +16

      Same. Had to hold it in because the gf sleeping

    • @rainulislamavash
      @rainulislamavash 2 года назад +10

      I don't know why i always hear it as "DID YOU PUNCH A BABY??"

  • @schmalzilla1985
    @schmalzilla1985 Год назад +3

    You forgot your cardboard box. No stealth guy would leave home without it.

  • @K4RN4GE911
    @K4RN4GE911 Год назад +2

    "Boss! YOU KILLED A CHILD!
    "Great work! That's why you sir are the best!"

  • @lovi6438
    @lovi6438 3 года назад +435

    There are 2 types of stealth games:
    Everyone blind
    Everyone a heat seeking motion dector

  • @Bxrry
    @Bxrry 3 года назад +33300

    i love how in these games footsteps are louder than gunshots

    • @lukky6648
      @lukky6648 3 года назад +324

      @@chfno yes , no replies. le problem?

    • @imthatguyong
      @imthatguyong 3 года назад +66

      Fr

    • @whoisXsoe
      @whoisXsoe 3 года назад +78

      bro ive seen you in four straight comment sections

    • @neplbeli
      @neplbeli 3 года назад +28

      why are you everywhere

    • @HonestlySpeaking028
      @HonestlySpeaking028 3 года назад +5

      😂😂

  • @Mega-rx9sr
    @Mega-rx9sr Год назад +3

    This is how every single hitman run goes, silent assassin all the way through snd then 5 minutes later i'm in a shootout with the entire map

  • @JimboTheCrackSmoka
    @JimboTheCrackSmoka Год назад +8

    WHY DID HE FALL LIKE THAT AT 1:08 IM DYIN 🤣🤣🤣

  • @just4bigguyswithinternetac657
    @just4bigguyswithinternetac657 3 года назад +1598

    So we're just not gonna talk about how realistic the graphics are in this game

    • @kanthatchayaphan5309
      @kanthatchayaphan5309 3 года назад +16

      So we're just not gonna talk about how these comments are getting more annoying, like i like his videos but these comments are getting old

    • @33GLOCK
      @33GLOCK 3 года назад +5

      @@kanthatchayaphan5309 indeed

    • @komlat253
      @komlat253 3 года назад +5

      no were not gonna talk about it . now shush

    • @vibe7628
      @vibe7628 3 года назад +4

      Yeah no offense am tired of seing the same comment

    • @plankton3890
      @plankton3890 3 года назад

      iTS rEAL LiFe

  • @Frenzy
    @Frenzy 3 года назад +1758

    Snake quit playing around. Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAAKE!!!

    • @26mic
      @26mic 3 года назад +3

      Yo fam I create skits just like Caleb. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me

    • @lilbru6
      @lilbru6 3 года назад

      Upload more

    • @awakening4265
      @awakening4265 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/Tn0lpLTvDaE/видео.html

    • @HappyVLR
      @HappyVLR 3 года назад

      Xd

    • @crazyadamwest2095
      @crazyadamwest2095 3 года назад

      😂

  • @brandonramcke6207
    @brandonramcke6207 Год назад +11

    He was running around like a maniac and loudly killing people 😂

  • @imsuperkoolguy10841
    @imsuperkoolguy10841 19 дней назад

    "With enough explosives, stealth is always optional."
    -Tankfish

  • @JoeZieja
    @JoeZieja 3 года назад +6440

    omg the Hitman-esque ragdolling

  • @Khyon521
    @Khyon521 3 года назад +1250

    **Kills 5 people in a Public open space**
    “Yeah I’ll let that Slide”
    **Slides a Baby**
    “Chance of Mission Success: *Nonexistent* “

    • @abdigotsauce
      @abdigotsauce 3 года назад

      I make skits like Calebcity, yall should check em out if you have any time.

    • @26mic
      @26mic 3 года назад

      I film skits just like Caleb. I bet 100% it finna make u laugh. If not you can come back to tell me dawg

    • @hadenlee2881
      @hadenlee2881 3 года назад +3

      @ik ur cool bad

    • @jalronjalron3641
      @jalronjalron3641 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/A0NaIcLkFvk/видео.html

  • @2bor4b95
    @2bor4b95 Год назад +2

    The random NPC running for help really sold this. 😂

  • @domtom010
    @domtom010 9 месяцев назад +2

    The falls are killing me 😂. We’ve been KU-AAAAWWWWT!!!

  • @TheAligatorRIP
    @TheAligatorRIP 3 года назад +903

    I love how Caleb looks at the camera before smacking the baby like: "Do you really want me to do this?"

    • @darknebul20
      @darknebul20 3 года назад +10

      My same thoughts

    • @lyricallistener3771
      @lyricallistener3771 3 года назад

      👀👀👊😅

    • @Pelipear
      @Pelipear 3 года назад +2

      I make skits. They're not much, but I try my best. Have a nice day!

    • @xtxnct
      @xtxnct 3 года назад +11

      @@Pelipear don't care stop self promoting

    • @shortking52
      @shortking52 3 года назад +1

      That killed me 😂

  • @ewalkobeats7838
    @ewalkobeats7838 3 года назад +3065

    I'm 100% sure Caleb played Hitman before making this

    • @OfficialDevMerKury1XT
      @OfficialDevMerKury1XT 3 года назад +116

      Yeah the npc reaction from the video is from hitman

    • @Pitman856
      @Pitman856 3 года назад +119

      Agreed, the dragging bodies looks the same and the clothes change 👏

    • @archipiratta
      @archipiratta 3 года назад +15

      Thought it was Metal Gear Solid

    • @el-xy1tq
      @el-xy1tq 3 года назад +10

      Or Modern Warfare's "Clean House" mission

    • @mattmumford430
      @mattmumford430 3 года назад +2

      @@archipiratta same

  • @cryohazrd
    @cryohazrd Год назад +2

    bro that was hilarious 😂😂
    love ur videos man

  • @Drushy_G
    @Drushy_G 5 месяцев назад +2

    It’s been 3 years and this was one of my fav RUclips vid

  • @Pixelcraftian
    @Pixelcraftian 3 года назад +30858

    *"We can't let them know we were there."*
    "Got it."
    _proceeds to kill everybody in the building_

    • @desbugfan8429
      @desbugfan8429 3 года назад +287

      Amogus

    • @queenjayisokay1989
      @queenjayisokay1989 3 года назад +1110

      Know one will know if there is none to know

    • @26mic
      @26mic 3 года назад +30

      Yurr I create skits just like Caleb. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me

    • @Garlicbreadsupremacist631
      @Garlicbreadsupremacist631 3 года назад +22

      YOU KEEP APPEARING IN EVERY COMMENT SECTION ARGHUGHgGhJhGnshshdnxnsjjsj

    • @maruquiturus7652
      @maruquiturus7652 3 года назад +88

      "Change of plans, tenno. Leave no one alive"

  • @SuperWiiBros08
    @SuperWiiBros08 3 года назад +3868

    playing the new Hitman be like

    • @xyllo
      @xyllo 3 года назад +7

      😂

    • @CaLi4real
      @CaLi4real 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @igcompilation7018
      @igcompilation7018 3 года назад +8

      Exactly 😂😂😂

    • @der_saftmon
      @der_saftmon 3 года назад +17

      *playing any new Stealth game or games like Payday on Stealth be like:

    • @ryancortez7770
      @ryancortez7770 3 года назад +1

      Truer words were never spoken

  • @abnormalpotato1051
    @abnormalpotato1051 Месяц назад +1

    "These hands are rated E for everyone" - probably Caleb

  • @user-vt1bv2ke5e
    @user-vt1bv2ke5e 4 месяца назад +1

    the bad chain of events occuring the moment you get caught in a bad spot on "The Scientist" mission from entry point

  • @_Arkane
    @_Arkane 3 года назад +745

    These are hands down the best rag doll physics of any game, or of anything in general.

    • @johnwilliams1164
      @johnwilliams1164 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/LAtiZkwTrOw/видео.html..

    • @berrytonejones11
      @berrytonejones11 3 года назад

      HANDS DOWN😂😂

    • @KidTriste
      @KidTriste 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/bQubHt9mENQ/видео.html

  • @mistagoof253
    @mistagoof253 3 года назад +357

    "Well done 47. Now that the baby is eliminated make your way to the nearest exit."

    • @mrnycro3239
      @mrnycro3239 3 года назад +3

      Im gonna make the next biggest meme 😈

    • @ellogalz
      @ellogalz 3 года назад +2

      "Boss you killed a child!... Great Work, Thats why your the best."

  • @malrulesall9669
    @malrulesall9669 11 месяцев назад +3

    The sound effects 😭😭, did you just hit a baby why tf would you do that 💀😂😂

  • @ishaqedrees5849
    @ishaqedrees5849 Месяц назад +3

    Hitman in a nutshell

  • @gmtoski
    @gmtoski 3 года назад +532

    Baby: *starts crying*
    Caleb: sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do

    • @26mic
      @26mic 3 года назад +2

      Yo man I make skits just like Caleb. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me broddie

    • @havilavi472
      @havilavi472 3 года назад

      Exactly

    • @theonlykoh4631
      @theonlykoh4631 3 года назад +1

      Your profile pic though Lmfaooo

    • @kon9708
      @kon9708 3 года назад

      gots to see it through my boy

    • @BroSense
      @BroSense 3 года назад

      We make similar skits, and I PROMISE you won't be disappointed if you give us a shot

  • @ShavaSays
    @ShavaSays 3 года назад +315

    “Boss, you killed a child…I’m aborting this mission”

    • @Aemick
      @Aemick 3 года назад +49

      " Great work boss ... this is why you're the best.

    • @splinter360
      @splinter360 3 года назад +5

      HAHAHA

    • @SirNeutral
      @SirNeutral 3 года назад +4

      (sad trombone)

    • @andrewnavarro1185
      @andrewnavarro1185 3 года назад +6

      In a way, it was late-stage aborted.

    • @wrxstiq
      @wrxstiq 3 года назад +2

      MGS reference?

  • @spicenico8331
    @spicenico8331 Месяц назад +1

    “W-W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING-QUACK”

  • @SynthNxC...
    @SynthNxC... Год назад +2

    Damn we love your content!
    We hope you're doing well! Thanks for the joy you bring! Thank you!

  • @shapeswitch_mood7221
    @shapeswitch_mood7221 3 года назад +359

    Let's appreciate the Ragdoll physics he put into his performances.

    • @26mic
      @26mic 3 года назад +1

      Yo my homie I create skits just like Caleb. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me bro

    • @kain1997highwind
      @kain1997highwind 3 года назад +1

      Bro not only I appreciate the physics but your comment aswell. I appreciate it so much I litterally just deleted my comment so I can like yours , just to show how much I appreciate it.

    • @shapeswitch_mood7221
      @shapeswitch_mood7221 3 года назад +1

      @@kain1997highwind Appreciate, then again you could have left your comment, but hey x)

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +47360

    Damn I can’t believe Caleb hired an actual baby for this skit

    • @Aurakin
      @Aurakin 3 года назад +505

      Now I am just getting Justin y 2.0 replies

    • @endeyfire
      @endeyfire 3 года назад +983

      yo and the baby got a smack down. what a fuckin champ.

    • @26mic
      @26mic 3 года назад +91

      Hate self promoters🤡 btw I make skits just like Caleb. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me

    • @projectrjc
      @projectrjc 3 года назад +93

      You again

    • @Dollio
      @Dollio 3 года назад +18

      Damn

  • @rgbok5453
    @rgbok5453 6 месяцев назад +1

    Your ragdoll poses are always so well done

  • @davidlobatocolon
    @davidlobatocolon 2 месяца назад

    "YOU KILLED A BABY?!?!"
    "If he dies, he dies."

  • @ShortHax
    @ShortHax 3 года назад +5291

    Well, it still counts as stealth is no one is left to tell the tale

    • @Aurakin
      @Aurakin 3 года назад +51

      Plot twist: That baby is KSI’s cousin so that is how he got caught

    • @ggiufa7289
      @ggiufa7289 3 года назад +8

      bigmooney06 fan

    • @26mic
      @26mic 3 года назад +9

      Not tryn bother y’all Fr Fr but I create skits just like Caleb. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me

    • @dogeofdelusion
      @dogeofdelusion 3 года назад +5

      **CRIES IN PAYDAY 2 DEATH SENTENCE SHADOW RAID**

    • @thedotgiver2820
      @thedotgiver2820 3 года назад +3

      .

  • @aconcernedindividual297
    @aconcernedindividual297 2 года назад +12573

    Love how the baby's not critical to the mission or anything, you fail just because it's fucked up.

    • @cikembra2389
      @cikembra2389 2 года назад +809

      To be fair it is a mechanic in mgsv which is also a stealth game. If you kill a child soldier its a game over.

    • @gipsydangeramericasmonster9632
      @gipsydangeramericasmonster9632 2 года назад +282

      @@cikembra2389 luckily there’s prosthesis and weapons designed for non-lethal approaches

    • @michaeledmunds7056
      @michaeledmunds7056 2 года назад +128

      This literally happens in COD MW remake.

    • @Jet_Set_Go
      @Jet_Set_Go Год назад +52

      I know what I have to do but I don't think I have the strength to do it...

    • @user_2793
      @user_2793 Год назад +54

      @@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632 Ikr, imagine using Lethal options in MGSV. Honestly love that aspect of stealth games rewarding non-lethal gameplay, cause it's much harder (enemies can wake up, hiding bodies without killing them, etc)

  • @RogueSeraph
    @RogueSeraph 8 месяцев назад +2

    Amazing! Mission complete! That right there is why you're the best Boss, the one and only!

  • @vibangigan5336
    @vibangigan5336 Год назад +4

    This is basically just my Dishonored play through