Why do Sekiro's enemies even fight him?

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  • Опубликовано: 1 дек 2019
  • Im actually garbage at Sekiro, so the last part is how I actually play 😂
    Thanks to Activision for sponsoring this video, because I was gonna make it anyway #Sekiro_Partner
    Outro
    Oddwin - 19
  • ИгрыИгры

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @nitrix6538
    @nitrix6538 4 года назад +3397

    **Crouches**
    “Hmm, must have been the wind”

  • @ubertetrot
    @ubertetrot 4 года назад +3540

    "You have a good day."
    - Smartest NPC

    • @gunswordfist
      @gunswordfist 4 года назад +53

      I hope Caleb makes him return.

    • @nextgen101
      @nextgen101 4 года назад +103

      He must have learned from the smartest Batman goon ever.

    • @itzdcx7991
      @itzdcx7991 4 года назад +8

      😂😂😂😂

    • @gunswordfist
      @gunswordfist 4 года назад +7

      @@nextgen101 Lol, I was thinking abouthim!

    • @VlogSmash
      @VlogSmash 4 года назад +8

      I was thinking that when he was running away to rest that he was gonna stab the man minding his own business in the back on his way there

  • @irishspartanstudios
    @irishspartanstudios 3 года назад +24307

    "So you just... Left?"
    "Sir, he killed three guys with his sword alone, collected their coin with his mind, and blocked two rounds from my rifle. All with no emotion on his face."

  • @dementedpancake2267
    @dementedpancake2267 2 года назад +7663

    "my money... my hard earned money... i earned that-"
    why was this so funny to me

    • @markrios7748
      @markrios7748 2 года назад +79

      This literally got me dead 😂😭

    • @pappazmurf
      @pappazmurf 2 года назад +7

      Same

    • @HolloWolf35
      @HolloWolf35 2 года назад +5

      Yess

    • @farhanahmed552
      @farhanahmed552 2 года назад +59

      Cz dude's literally passing away but he still wants his money. Maybe that's why

    • @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks
      @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks 2 года назад +11

      It’s too real

  • @arii_plays
    @arii_plays 4 года назад +3364

    *puts gun down and casually leaves*
    "you have a good day."

  • @HandlelessTML
    @HandlelessTML 4 года назад +6994

    "No, no, I must've missed. Yes, I missed." 😂😂

    • @gerardo49078
      @gerardo49078 4 года назад +177

      Have a good day!

    • @getbacker5704
      @getbacker5704 4 года назад +7

      6ix9ine killed in jail ruclips.net/video/sXJySPSqsMY/видео.html

    • @ElUnicoCrack
      @ElUnicoCrack 4 года назад +51

      @@getbacker5704 He wasn't. Still alive and healthy snitching on people

    • @SSDpro
      @SSDpro 4 года назад +10

      You had 666 likes. So I saved your life by liking your comment.

    • @WubbyPunch
      @WubbyPunch 4 года назад +2

      AUGHT IMA HEAD OUT

  • @silentshadow2536
    @silentshadow2536 2 года назад +2479

    That perfect parry insta-kill had me dying lol. Posture broken in one move. Dude didn’t even know what hit him

  • @AlphaSeagull
    @AlphaSeagull 2 года назад +371

    1:44 that man was so outclassed, the deathblow icon showed up before he even got the deflect

    • @feeplemurphy4618
      @feeplemurphy4618 5 месяцев назад +8

      Maybe his glasses are the wrong prescription? He probably just didn't see Mr Sekiro S. D. Twice until he was right in front of him

  • @demonitize9490
    @demonitize9490 4 года назад +7939

    Neighbours : our neighbour is self role-playing again

    • @The.Will.
      @The.Will. 4 года назад +46

      Fav RUclips comment 2k19. Other than DeMarcus Williams getting afro senju to make another intro

    • @boondocks1131
      @boondocks1131 4 года назад +43

      Freddie mercury they probably asked him about it and they probably know he’s a youtuber by now

    • @octane3447
      @octane3447 4 года назад +6

      Boondocks isn’t it school rn?

    • @vitalityfox
      @vitalityfox 4 года назад +2

      Freddie mercury LOL

    • @Lana-qp9qv
      @Lana-qp9qv 4 года назад +7

      ... with himself... again...

  • @dallasstanley152
    @dallasstanley152 4 года назад +13512

    That's the only right response when someone blocks a bullet

    • @DKDFury
      @DKDFury 4 года назад +650

      after a quick "Fuck that" and then walk away

    • @enion6167
      @enion6167 4 года назад +144

      Twice

    • @ImKxn01
      @ImKxn01 4 года назад +187

      At 2:30 he almost tripped👀👀

    • @bofi1280
      @bofi1280 4 года назад +21

      @@ImKxn01 😂

    • @nuhaomar9542
      @nuhaomar9542 4 года назад +67

      *have a good day*

  • @lordziz
    @lordziz 2 года назад +847

    the random jumping while moving towards the enemy is the most accurate thing i've ever seen

  • @user-gs9qy8yn7n
    @user-gs9qy8yn7n 2 года назад +307

    that money skit was amazing. it’s hilarious to imagine that sekiro actually just sucks the money from enemy pockets into his pockets.

  • @arsene370
    @arsene370 4 года назад +4820

    Caleb: *deflects bullet*
    Enemy: aight imma head out

    • @falcongamer5867
      @falcongamer5867 4 года назад +72

      Enemy suddenly stops with a neutral face: OK bye

    • @kynp7696
      @kynp7696 4 года назад +52

      @@falcongamer5867 The look said it all. 😂 "You right, I was trippin'..."

    • @plutoreturns9630
      @plutoreturns9630 4 года назад +20

      Or is it?
      Enemy: deflects bullet
      Caleb: aight imma head out
      ???

    • @gamerdorianyt1
      @gamerdorianyt1 4 года назад +7

      LOL XD

    • @ysmith8457
      @ysmith8457 4 года назад +7

      aight, ima head south

  • @justallwrong5401
    @justallwrong5401 4 года назад +10093

    npc: "Anybody in here?"
    npc: *sees player covered in blood with 50 bodies laying around them.
    npc: "Nevermind."

  • @TheQueensAce719
    @TheQueensAce719 3 года назад +289

    Man traveling halfway across the world just to rest at a shrine and go all the way back to beat that next boss is accurate af! 😂😂😭

    • @demetriusdemerson-jones2856
      @demetriusdemerson-jones2856 8 месяцев назад +6

      Lol, I just started not long ago, and I am at that shrine constantly. I'm getting a lil better. They weren't lying when they said this was hard

    • @dbgoat4436
      @dbgoat4436 8 месяцев назад

      @@demetriusdemerson-jones2856to this day sekiro is the best game I played to me it’s just perfect and the difficulty makes it better once u beat the game

    • @averageviewer6364
      @averageviewer6364 5 месяцев назад

      @@demetriusdemerson-jones2856how is it now

    • @cottonmather1969
      @cottonmather1969 4 месяца назад +2

      You guys were doing that? Whenever I fought a boss I either die or win, I've never retreated. 😂

  • @Pepper_Meadow
    @Pepper_Meadow Год назад +497

    lmao every eavedropping scene so far has this element of "should we be worried about this?" "Hmm...Nah!" "Yeah, you're probably right." *guy #1 gets backstabbed while guy #2 jumps back in shock*

  • @Yusxke
    @Yusxke 4 года назад +4572

    “You have a good day” 😂😂

    • @luvvjulia21917
      @luvvjulia21917 4 года назад +7

      😭😭😭

    • @adhochero6619
      @adhochero6619 4 года назад +90

      favorite part. "what? no, i must have missed"

    • @Aesthetically_Saru
      @Aesthetically_Saru 4 года назад +17

      Smartest man.

    • @yungjc2
      @yungjc2 4 года назад +42

      Smart man knew not to fuck around. Once he got that confirmation, it was time to nutt up or leave with your ass cheeks.

    • @animebagelnims2333
      @animebagelnims2333 4 года назад +2

      Bro i feel like the guy said that in the video i just watched a few mins ago

  • @tlm2096
    @tlm2096 4 года назад +1884

    “You stay close to that wall strange man “

    • @TeamLegacyFTW
      @TeamLegacyFTW 4 года назад +12

      So encouraging😅 he could have made fun of him but nah.. Stay close to that wall bruh! Never let it go💚

    • @toyah6459
      @toyah6459 4 года назад +2

      Lou Sensei Weird

    • @builtdifferent3311
      @builtdifferent3311 4 года назад +4

      Famous last words

  • @mangekyoitachieditzz1443
    @mangekyoitachieditzz1443 3 года назад +444

    The enemy: "you stay close to that wall strange man."
    Also the enemy: "UUUUUGHHHHHH"
    🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @sticks2221
      @sticks2221 2 года назад +5

      Okay, Mangekyo Itachi EditZz

  • @emsedgwick9521
    @emsedgwick9521 9 месяцев назад +10

    "Stop trying to break my posture!"😂

  • @TeaNBon3z
    @TeaNBon3z 4 года назад +4301

    “Stop trying to break my posture!”
    Start jump kicking towards him😂

    • @TeethOfDead
      @TeethOfDead 4 года назад +44

      The EliteForces2 shit had me crying

    • @thomasway0320
      @thomasway0320 4 года назад +7

      fucking golden XDDDD

    • @Phantomegaming
      @Phantomegaming 4 года назад +4

      I just paused at tgat part cause im dying

    • @jovani6044
      @jovani6044 4 года назад +15

      Sekiro: *"why am i so stupit. why did my parents have me?"*

    • @lilwoosuwoo
      @lilwoosuwoo 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/c0s_-Tg1nAg/видео.html

  • @thandozungu2428
    @thandozungu2428 4 года назад +4224

    "My hard earned money" RIP to all the NPCs we steal money from

    • @ShadowNerd92
      @ShadowNerd92 4 года назад +98

      Pokemon taught us right

    • @adriandoesstuffandthings
      @adriandoesstuffandthings 4 года назад +109

      ShadowNerd beat up some strangers pet with your own pet that is way out of their league. And then rob them blind.
      Good memories.

    • @yohancesamuel2066
      @yohancesamuel2066 4 года назад +28

      @Bro Den the npcs litteraly cry for everything its the reason why he named this video there was this one I killed this npc's horse by accident and the first thing he does before trying to kill me is crying his dead horse

    • @j.fragoso7451
      @j.fragoso7451 4 года назад +30

      Me while searching the pockets of a corpse
      "This fucker only had 3 gold coins? What a loser"
      [Proceed to loot corpses]

    • @BababooeyGooey
      @BababooeyGooey 4 года назад

      F

  • @yuno-hx3he
    @yuno-hx3he Год назад +447

    sekiro blocks his bullets twice:
    the guard: 👁️👄👁️... you.. have a good day.. *leaves*

    • @D00RYA
      @D00RYA Год назад +6

      wow such a creative comment, gz

    • @lucabiesse9937
      @lucabiesse9937 Год назад +8

      I also watched the video 👍

  • @nostalgia8290
    @nostalgia8290 3 года назад +82

    The choreography is way too good for a scene featuring only one person

  • @userjerf2993
    @userjerf2993 4 года назад +4155

    Sekiro: fight me
    Boss: *instantly takes half his health*
    Sekiro: aight imma head out

    • @Bloodf
      @Bloodf 4 года назад +50

      Genichiro... I still can't beat this fucker

    • @jeanfigueroa6235
      @jeanfigueroa6235 4 года назад +85

      @@Bloodf After he killed me like 20 times, I took a week break and then came back. Beat him in 5 minutes. Being frustrated led to tunnel vision for me. I've uploaded it here on my channel if you'd like to see how I did it

    • @lmao.3661
      @lmao.3661 4 года назад +4

      @@Bloodf you'll get there

    • @joshuakusuma5953
      @joshuakusuma5953 4 года назад +39

      After several deaths against Owl, I resorted to hit and run tactics. I regret nothing.

    • @amisfitpuivk
      @amisfitpuivk 4 года назад +27

      Butterly bitch gave me trouble. I had no health or damage upgrade, took me about as long as Midir, finally understood the combat system after that fight.
      Then there was this miniboss spear asshole on the steps next to the moonlight tower near the start of the game. Took me about as long as Midir, finally understood the combat system after that fight.
      Then there was this unarmed ninja asshole in the sewer at the very start of the game. Took me about as long as Midir. Finally understand the combat system now!

  • @justswift5369
    @justswift5369 4 года назад +4281

    *man deflects bullet twice in a row*
    "Yo, have a good day."
    my sides why

    • @behavior2836
      @behavior2836 4 года назад +60

      pretty sure its "you" not "yo"

    • @KnuckleCuts
      @KnuckleCuts 4 года назад +19

      Yoy

    • @haleyj4719
      @haleyj4719 4 года назад +2

      This is what made me smash like

    • @commanderb7291
      @commanderb7291 4 года назад +5

      Well what would you honestly do at that point? Best part of the video

    • @synced7078
      @synced7078 4 года назад

      SwiftAssassin he taught me a lesson

  • @Arcticwolf8953
    @Arcticwolf8953 3 года назад +33

    2:45 video game logic

  • @Haku15Mitarashi
    @Haku15Mitarashi 2 года назад +26

    ... the breaking posture part got me.
    ... completely relatable. That's all I be trying to do to get the fight started... lol... bunny hopping on their asses. XD

  • @daisuki-7208
    @daisuki-7208 4 года назад +2331

    "call for reinforcement!"
    *Literally calling for reinforcement*

  • @ShowYourGenius
    @ShowYourGenius 4 года назад +4570

    Caleb: *deflects bullet*
    Other Caleb: Say sike right now

    • @keiztrat9109
      @keiztrat9109 4 года назад +98

      Other Caleb: Alright imma head out then*

    • @ToxicSkull0
      @ToxicSkull0 4 года назад +26

      Other other calebs: dead*

    • @Sal-ur9gh
      @Sal-ur9gh 4 года назад +16

      Other other other (final) Caleb : fine I’ll do it myself

    • @vallonia25
      @vallonia25 4 года назад +5

      The way he looked was funny af

    • @shiloh_chioma3074
      @shiloh_chioma3074 4 года назад +3

      Logan Paul Disses Caleb City ruclips.net/video/sXJySPSqsMY/видео.html

  • @rossadams8934
    @rossadams8934 2 года назад +58

    Just giving up once you learn he can deflect bullets and telling him to have a good day. The most relatable shit ever.

  • @Playswithsquirrels311
    @Playswithsquirrels311 3 года назад +84

    Guy literally gives up and walks away after realizing he can deflect bullets...seems like a legit and smart reaction.

  • @tired247
    @tired247 4 года назад +4476

    Enemy: "Hey, what are you-"
    Caleb: **Leans against wall**
    _it's a simple spell, but quite unbreakable_

    • @Rags2Roses
      @Rags2Roses 4 года назад +22

      ... bleach episode 1?

    • @kaku4778
      @kaku4778 4 года назад +6

      I sense Marvel Fan Boi ❣️

    • @tired247
      @tired247 4 года назад +13

      @@kaku4778 girl*, but it's fine lol

    • @kidkatanatv
      @kidkatanatv 4 года назад +3

      @@kaku4778 You fool!

    • @kidkatanatv
      @kidkatanatv 4 года назад +1

      @@tired247 Also do you like Dr. Strange?

  • @tacticalninja7739
    @tacticalninja7739 4 года назад +9588

    "HE'S STRONG!!!" tactically retreats to heal. This hits too close to home

    • @x-zar2174
      @x-zar2174 4 года назад +377

      When you run but they don't let you escape 😭😭

    • @thetryhardasianlv.4997
      @thetryhardasianlv.4997 4 года назад +52

      Reminds me when I play Pokemon or any RPG

    • @Zaedrius
      @Zaedrius 4 года назад +200

      Tactically withdraws *
      Retreat is for the weak

    • @thereall6358
      @thereall6358 4 года назад +49

      Zaenestro and staying to fight is for the dead

    • @x-zar2174
      @x-zar2174 4 года назад +16

      @@thereall6358 but when you die, you revive wondering if you can run this time

  • @droidzzz8530
    @droidzzz8530 3 года назад +27

    that sword deflect and stab was so smooth for just one person 💀

  • @wingedshuffler
    @wingedshuffler 7 месяцев назад +7

    I watched this years ago and loved it with no context and I finally got around to playing the game and it’s just as hilarious 😂

  • @HermanManly
    @HermanManly 4 года назад +22083

    "Stop tryna break my posture, I don't even have any weapons"
    *jumps in air menacingly*

    • @deadchannelseriouslyitsdea9776
      @deadchannelseriouslyitsdea9776 4 года назад +852

      you can tell he's a true gamer

    • @Thatwhiteblackkid
      @Thatwhiteblackkid 4 года назад +316

      I WAS DECEASED XD

    • @Amitlu
      @Amitlu 4 года назад +196

      good old goomba stomp

    • @peepock7796
      @peepock7796 4 года назад +158

      Amitlu
      Aka the Absoulute least effective method of breaking posture, unless in response to sweeps.

    • @Amitlu
      @Amitlu 4 года назад +65

      True. But still fun.

  • @weebalicious7319
    @weebalicious7319 4 года назад +3763

    When the dude just left and said “have a good day” after he blocked both his bullets had me.

    • @A.R.T.4
      @A.R.T.4 4 года назад +86

      Ngl I would’ve done the exact same

    • @rival001
      @rival001 4 года назад +42

      that's the only part that got me laughing so hard... The surprised look 😂

    • @EJtheMoFo
      @EJtheMoFo 4 года назад +16

      Bro ikr dude was like nah I ain't dealing with this adios

    • @sinquehorton1127
      @sinquehorton1127 4 года назад +5

      Man🤣 n tht nigga block/parry anything fuck fighting him I would've been like my days as a samurai r no more🙏

    • @mryeet1998
      @mryeet1998 4 года назад +1

      @The Man With No Name to let people know that i appericate something as small as a like

  • @nunof.3148
    @nunof.3148 7 месяцев назад +7

    Him running back to rest is the funniest thing I've seen all week😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 too accurate

  • @arion4804
    @arion4804 Год назад +8

    2:30 - 2:54 was the most relatable part of stealth games.
    I wish stuff like this worked on creepers in minecraft

  • @Fanlex
    @Fanlex 4 года назад +1931

    When he said"you have a good day"
    I felt that

  • @lostitoto298
    @lostitoto298 4 года назад +3584

    Guard: "Hey wadda you-"
    Caleb: * Gets close to wall *
    Guard: 🤨

  • @joshuamiddlebrooks8770
    @joshuamiddlebrooks8770 2 года назад +15

    His facial expression once he realized he has no chance and just puts the weapon down and walks off 😂😂💯

  • @Codyiguess
    @Codyiguess 2 года назад +42

    This game is my absolute favorite of all time. I wish they’d make a second game.

  • @deangully1959
    @deangully1959 4 года назад +11129

    Sekiro: *Deflects bullet with a sword*
    The only enemy npc that knows the value of life: *Yeah, im not fighting a ghost.*

    • @grinninglolita4434
      @grinninglolita4434 4 года назад +446

      They should really make enemies like that 😂 it'd be fun to see a bunch of different reactions

    • @Davidscomix
      @Davidscomix 4 года назад +221

      @@grinninglolita4434 there is in Batman arkham city some run and go into a corner

    • @amarutrix0691
      @amarutrix0691 4 года назад +62

      Not just a bullet, but a shotgun shell.

    • @mclovin2408
      @mclovin2408 4 года назад +117

      @@grinninglolita4434 yeah like a group starts fighting him and he kills all but like 2 but the one dude is like oh hell no, drops sword and runs.

    • @renaldoseraphin792
      @renaldoseraphin792 4 года назад +23

      David s. comix yeah some be like
      oh shit
      I’m not fighting the bat

  • @RagnarLoudpak
    @RagnarLoudpak 4 года назад +1983

    "Stop right there!"
    *Deflect*
    "Ohmagodwhoahagghhh"

    • @essonit3536
      @essonit3536 4 года назад +13

      "What are you doing that attack wont work on him"

    • @rexdevil3771
      @rexdevil3771 4 года назад

      Thanks I didn't hear that

    • @rqkim
      @rqkim 3 года назад +1

      1:40

    • @asiahmokhtar7108
      @asiahmokhtar7108 3 года назад

      jusuf kartoev Get out of the way

  • @bhavatariniA
    @bhavatariniA Год назад +16

    'He's strong' press E to rest 🤣🤣

  • @royandescartes
    @royandescartes 2 года назад +7

    when the 3rd guard came into the scene screaming "hey! what are you doing" charges forward, and then screams "oh my god!" and gets killed, i cried so hard laughing at that

  • @polish_filipino
    @polish_filipino 4 года назад +2913

    Guard: **Sees mysterious character**
    Sekiro: **Leans up aganist the wall**
    Guard: **Intensely stares at wall**
    _Huh, must be the wind_

    • @seniknine
      @seniknine 4 года назад +125

      *I MUST BE HEARING THINGS*

    • @Astroryx
      @Astroryx 4 года назад +51

      “I YIELD I YIELD!”

    • @jamiethejamaicanbacon5852
      @jamiethejamaicanbacon5852 4 года назад +11

      Guard*

    • @chikenfartz
      @chikenfartz 4 года назад +22

      “There’s someone prowlin round here”

    • @maskedgaming114
      @maskedgaming114 4 года назад

      Polish Filipino 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hollyhamoyu6509
    @hollyhamoyu6509 4 года назад +2839

    “He’S sTrOng *cue running away” bro that had me rolling 💀😂

  • @parth6615
    @parth6615 Год назад +19

    The one who left is the smartest NPC in the history of video game.

  • @siegwardoftheknightsofcata7530
    @siegwardoftheknightsofcata7530 Год назад +2

    ''you stay close to that wall strange man'' *gets fucking dunked on*

  • @wilsonson_of_will2041
    @wilsonson_of_will2041 4 года назад +3495

    Gets beat by unblockable
    "He strong!"
    Runs to rest, runs back to boss..
    Gets beat by unblockable again
    Lmfao thats so accurate

    • @jac1793
      @jac1793 4 года назад +71

      haha yeah i watched the video too

    • @akira1072
      @akira1072 4 года назад +42

      He forgot to *DODGE!!*

    • @desshiwaza4065
      @desshiwaza4065 4 года назад +11

      Gloria Borger Is that a tfs reference

    • @iridiculous8662
      @iridiculous8662 4 года назад +2

      @@desshiwaza4065 tfs?

    • @SunGawdRa
      @SunGawdRa 4 года назад +7

      @@iridiculous8662 TeamFourStar, home of DBZ Abridged.

  • @thecliffracer
    @thecliffracer 4 года назад +6062

    I like how this man is having duels with himself

    • @thatonekidd7898
      @thatonekidd7898 4 года назад +153

      CalebCITY is only a species of calebs but sometimes others

    • @redstarshooter85
      @redstarshooter85 4 года назад +21

      I honestly keep thinking its just his twin

    • @Iezad-Abdullah-il-Azheem
      @Iezad-Abdullah-il-Azheem 4 года назад +65

      That's racist.. You think they all look the same?? Smh
      Ps
      *(Pls took it as a joke, last time i commented this, people awakened their sharingan man)* 😢

    • @Salemwaaa
      @Salemwaaa 4 года назад +16

      Shadow clone jutsu comes in handy

    • @kjdubs5877
      @kjdubs5877 4 года назад +1

      That's just how Caleb do

  • @Emeowy
    @Emeowy 3 года назад +5

    "he strooongg"
    Running is my passion

  • @King_Pingus
    @King_Pingus 2 месяца назад +1

    “Ahh My moneyy” might be my favorite favorite line ever I actually cackled

  • @vaevictus4637
    @vaevictus4637 4 года назад +18994

    "I- I must have missed. Yeah." Such an anime moment lol

    • @xxxikarixxxkb
      @xxxikarixxxkb 4 года назад +1052

      More like a reasonable thought of denial lmao

    • @leonbelmont4028
      @leonbelmont4028 4 года назад +254

      i mean, he is a weeb so some anime influence is to be expected lol

    • @ghostchamploo5052
      @ghostchamploo5052 4 года назад +104

      @@leonbelmont4028 I wouldn't call him a weeb.

    • @InfiniteMind9
      @InfiniteMind9 4 года назад +172

      *No..No.. I must have missed.. Yes i missed..

    • @leonbelmont4028
      @leonbelmont4028 4 года назад +171

      @@ghostchamploo5052 calling someone a weeb in 2019 is not an insult, just another way of saying an anime fan. think of it as the word nerd for example.

  • @GingyPGS
    @GingyPGS 4 года назад +28393

    This is actually impressive this dude had a whole fighting Scene with himself

    • @syfico
      @syfico 4 года назад +259

      Hol up

    • @LoFaux_
      @LoFaux_ 4 года назад +811

      First time?

    • @theofonias6229
      @theofonias6229 4 года назад +209

      I’d say something but the first rule prevents me

    • @GingyPGS
      @GingyPGS 4 года назад +71

      Well damn didn’t think i would get this many likes

    • @Datsdutch
      @Datsdutch 4 года назад +130

      New guy huh? Welcome 😂

  • @G.Hibiscus
    @G.Hibiscus Месяц назад +1

    "You have a good day" freaking killed me.

  • @ZazuWasTaken
    @ZazuWasTaken 3 года назад +3

    “ Look at him he’s tryna.. stop trying to break my posture” I fucking lost it

  • @hayleyscomet3447
    @hayleyscomet3447 4 года назад +15125

    Sekiro: *deflects bullets*
    Guard: “you have a good day”
    Had me dead

    • @do3807
      @do3807 4 года назад +373

      Self preservation on point lol

    • @walruz011
      @walruz011 4 года назад +83

      @:3 i hate to be that guy but i dont think bullets move at the speed of light

    • @KoryLunaa
      @KoryLunaa 4 года назад +132

      @@walruz011
      I think he meant fighting a guy who can deflect bullets _at_ lightspeed, not the bullet itself but rhe giy who has the sword

    • @GtsAntoni1
      @GtsAntoni1 4 года назад +84

      @@walruz011 You *are* that guy, and needlessly. The dude meant he was figuratively moving at the speed of light. It was a dope comment, and you tried to poo on it. For shame.

    • @timg1099
      @timg1099 4 года назад +28

      @@walruz011
      I like that you were THAT GUY. Thanks for taking the shots. 😂

  • @7deng
    @7deng 4 года назад +815

    Caleb: Deflects bullet
    Other Caleb: *Aight imma head out*

    • @pessovipex9380
      @pessovipex9380 4 года назад +11

      Caleb: deflects bullet
      Other Caleb: how is he doing this

  • @stungeek
    @stungeek 3 года назад +4

    “hey what are you-“
    “must’ve been the wind”

  • @YNGKING01
    @YNGKING01 2 года назад +14

    Man that boss fight damn sure was accurate and exactly how my encounter with the Shinobi Hunter went lmbo

  • @Kaurdi
    @Kaurdi 4 года назад +8571

    NPC: Who's there?!?!
    **blood on the wall, bodies chopped up on the floor covered in blood**
    NPC: ...Must've been the wind **leaves**

    • @wes9777
      @wes9777 4 года назад +283

      Classic Skyrim style ai
      *Looking around with 20 arrows lodged in face*
      "Must've been the wind"

    • @stinger59605
      @stinger59605 4 года назад +259

      That’s not stupidity. That’s him hoping he’ll be allowed to live if he doesn’t try.

    • @weebone5530
      @weebone5530 4 года назад +29

      stinger 59605 💀

    • @arcyine
      @arcyine 4 года назад +90

      Ah, so you underestimate the wind?

    • @darkstardarin
      @darkstardarin 4 года назад +58

      Must've been my asscheeks...

  • @cericbrown4156
    @cericbrown4156 4 года назад +2088

    “Sekiro deflects bullet”
    Shooter: 🏃🏼‍♂️

  • @Kai-Sama548
    @Kai-Sama548 2 года назад +5

    He got me at “my money my hard owner money”😂😂😂

  • @Puppy_Puppington
    @Puppy_Puppington 3 года назад +6

    I feel like Caleb is the type of dude to help you get through your Vietnam tour of service in the late 60s

  • @mrmemelord2227
    @mrmemelord2227 4 года назад +2977

    “Oh no my hard earned money no stop I earned that eugh “
    That killed me 😂

  • @RealJoshBinder
    @RealJoshBinder 4 года назад +15974

    "You stay close to that wall, strange man."

  • @JapaneseMusicEnjoyer2234
    @JapaneseMusicEnjoyer2234 Год назад +1

    I love how accurate this is, especially the sound when you parry in game

  • @TheSinlessAssassin
    @TheSinlessAssassin 2 года назад +2

    "My money...my hard earned money. I...uh-I worked for that." LOL

  • @sonicsora22
    @sonicsora22 3 года назад +17532

    “You have a good day.”
    Smartest henchman ever.

    • @monkeybanana3635
      @monkeybanana3635 3 года назад +152

      Respect ✊✊✊✊✊✊

    • @theelderworm9134
      @theelderworm9134 3 года назад +355

      Saw a thug do that one the animated batman show.

    • @ahmedamine24
      @ahmedamine24 3 года назад +163

      @@theelderworm9134 Justice League, but you ain't wrong.

    • @kevhanleonhardt3541
      @kevhanleonhardt3541 2 года назад +95

      The disbelief in his eyes kills me every time

    • @smart_idiot8204
      @smart_idiot8204 2 года назад +61

      But nobody remembers that one unarmed guard that wanted to run but was cornered

  • @eyezodiotic3197
    @eyezodiotic3197 4 года назад +3135

    “Stop tryING TO BREAK MY POSTURE”
    me playing this game

    • @GameWebsiteBuilder
      @GameWebsiteBuilder 4 года назад +1

      Why this trash video in my feed youtube?

    • @GameWebsiteBuilder
      @GameWebsiteBuilder 4 года назад +1

      Why this trash i my feeD?

    • @TheSupertitan53
      @TheSupertitan53 4 года назад +46

      HowToMakeMoneyOnlineDotCom why are you gay

    • @eyezodiotic3197
      @eyezodiotic3197 4 года назад +10

      @@GameWebsiteBuilder I don't know why you're asking me
      I ain't RUclips

    • @getbacker5704
      @getbacker5704 4 года назад +4

      6ix9ine killed in jail ruclips.net/video/sXJySPSqsMY/видео.html

  • @Daichi777
    @Daichi777 Год назад +3

    Bro casually parry a bullet

  • @manganiaco
    @manganiaco 2 года назад +2

    shots second time...
    "you have a good day"
    cracked so hard

  • @bakaqua121
    @bakaqua121 4 года назад +3910

    I like how that rifle dude was like: *"ok, let me just put this rifle here and bid farewell as if nothing happened"*

    • @katorogi14
      @katorogi14 4 года назад +66

      Lol. His reaction though. Ahaha

    • @expressionlessicesnow6540
      @expressionlessicesnow6540 4 года назад +15

      RUclips comments getting drunk asf

    • @thewhiteboardist
      @thewhiteboardist 4 года назад +55

      Now I want a real game to have NPCs do that as an option if you perfectly parry them too much.

    • @zayjaxthefirst3309
      @zayjaxthefirst3309 4 года назад +20

      i think it was more funnier on how he look after the first shot😂

    • @ashtonpeterson4618
      @ashtonpeterson4618 4 года назад +10

      It's like in a batman cartoon, batman beats up a bodyguard and later when he is checking rooms of his bosses place, he opens the door, sees batman and closes the door and walks away.

  • @jgeybp
    @jgeybp 4 года назад +1445

    Caleb: *gets sponsored by a game*
    Also Caleb: *DISSES THE GAME*

    • @Ajia_No_Envy
      @Ajia_No_Envy 4 года назад +31

      @@aj_style1745 disses

    • @dorian4191
      @dorian4191 4 года назад +20

      @@aj_style1745 it basically means to insult

    • @neegas3490
      @neegas3490 4 года назад +1

      C

    • @SZRTIce
      @SZRTIce 4 года назад +12

      @@aj_style1745 short for "disrespects".

    • @vodkawhisperer3923
      @vodkawhisperer3923 4 года назад +2

      @@aj_style1745 disses

  • @Mrtorquebowguy
    @Mrtorquebowguy 6 месяцев назад +3

    Man I started this game yesterday and if that "run back to rest" ain't real than nothing is

    • @gamingcore900
      @gamingcore900 6 месяцев назад +1

      Bro I’m telling u 💯the ogre in my first run 100 attempts dam near 50 of those attempts I’m running away after dying once so i don’t lose no xp 😂

  • @seangarber5152
    @seangarber5152 3 года назад +2

    I come watch it a year later and it’s still gold

  • @Eliminator6363
    @Eliminator6363 3 года назад +19549

    "He's strongggg!"
    *Retreats to shrine*
    Yup, that's how it goes lol

    • @yelitzaacevedo9145
      @yelitzaacevedo9145 3 года назад +73

      Idol

    • @sabus1265
      @sabus1265 3 года назад +297

      Actually he dies then resurrects and dies again then respawns at the shrine, kills all the enemies goes to the boss and dies again.

    • @Dark_Voice
      @Dark_Voice 3 года назад +137

      @@sabus1265 I dont think thats it. I think he comes to the boss BUT first hit completely breaks his posture so he runs away and comes back and the first hit breaks his posture again.

    • @dylanhairston8822
      @dylanhairston8822 3 года назад +41

      That’s pretty much me with every enemy that’s definitely higher level than me. I test them to see how strong than I either die, win or retreat. Then I just fight them until I win

    • @nickaboaf900
      @nickaboaf900 3 года назад +7

      He goes through the sans battle again

  • @soil4811
    @soil4811 4 года назад +17582

    When he said "my money i earned that money" i felt that deeply

    • @jazzyj3059
      @jazzyj3059 3 года назад +436

      I feel that every time I pay a bill after pay day 😔

    • @XR-rf2tf
      @XR-rf2tf 3 года назад +236

      Bills: oh you got your payment? Yeah you thought buddy.

    • @litpotat5601
      @litpotat5601 3 года назад +94

      Mom stealing half my salary from my part time job to make some cash be like

    • @jdmathys1
      @jdmathys1 3 года назад +19

      Noooo... my mcdouble!!!!

    • @feroniks366
      @feroniks366 3 года назад +33

      X R my money
      Bills: *OUR* money

  • @c.nasser12
    @c.nasser12 3 года назад +6

    "Parry this you filth-
    Oh shit."

  • @gamagames4311
    @gamagames4311 2 года назад +2

    Homeboy deflected a bullet and this man just dips😭😭💀

  • @LumpKing
    @LumpKing 4 года назад +417

    Gun man: Ima end his whole career
    *deflects both gun shots*
    Gun man: welp I’m clocking out early

    • @Queendevoe
      @Queendevoe 4 года назад +5

      LumpKing 😂😂😂

  • @crazguykwan8955
    @crazguykwan8955 4 года назад +5519

    Guard: "What are you-"
    Sekiro: *hugs wall to hide*
    Bandit: "must've been the wind"

    • @Ultimime
      @Ultimime 4 года назад +97

      Why is the bandit involved?

    • @crazguykwan8955
      @crazguykwan8955 4 года назад +61

      @@Ultimime skyrim reference

    • @gloriaborger11
      @gloriaborger11 3 года назад +44

      @@crazguykwan8955 but why both guard and bandit?

    • @crazguykwan8955
      @crazguykwan8955 3 года назад +16

      @@gloriaborger11 dont let it worry your pretty little head

    • @uncleflagzz
      @uncleflagzz 3 года назад +30

      @@crazguykwan8955 You basically thought you said "Bandit" the first time as well and didn't check. And when you found out you don't want to edit your comment

  • @dananthony6258
    @dananthony6258 Год назад +1

    The change flowing into his pocket was hilarious. Lmfao omg.

  • @msalabdulrazzaq
    @msalabdulrazzaq 2 года назад +3

    nice that you included the tactic to run away and reset, I have done this like a million times XD

  • @widget_9435
    @widget_9435 4 года назад +4741

    Caleb: So like, we need about 5 people for this bit...
    Also Caleb: Shadow clone jutsu

    • @seekndstr0y157
      @seekndstr0y157 4 года назад +3

      Bottle o’ Vinegar you watch naruto in dub version ?!?!?!?!?

    • @daquashaun8505
      @daquashaun8505 4 года назад +16

      @@seekndstr0y157 yeah he wants to listen to something he can understand

    • @IntelKid_
      @IntelKid_ 4 года назад +4

      seekNDstr0y how did you even make that assumption?

    • @crispycorn
      @crispycorn 4 года назад +3

      NigaHiga reference.

    • @seekndstr0y157
      @seekndstr0y157 4 года назад +1

      TheIntelkid12 cuz he said shadow clone jutsu
      And not kagebenchi no justsu

  • @kurobushi7746
    @kurobushi7746 4 года назад +375

    3:05 his face when he said "he's strong" 💀😂

  • @kittyperson1232
    @kittyperson1232 3 года назад

    ive been binging your videos now for about 4 hrs now there so addicting

  • @kingflippynips3102
    @kingflippynips3102 Год назад +1

    2:14 bro skipped straight from denial straight to acceptance, lmao.

  • @MoodyHoodie
    @MoodyHoodie 4 года назад +1436

    "Stop trying to break my posture"
    *proceed to push break posture button.*

    • @dinolizard5647
      @dinolizard5647 4 года назад +4

      Haha

    • @GoreGunn
      @GoreGunn 4 года назад +1

      haha wow its almost as if thats the joke.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +1238

    Every enemy ever: (Exists)
    Sekiro: So you have chosen... death

    • @r0ni_b0i74
      @r0ni_b0i74 4 года назад +4

      Hello again

    • @danielacosta3610
      @danielacosta3610 4 года назад +5

      Your deadass everywhere

    • @Astroryx
      @Astroryx 4 года назад +3

      The legend himself

    • @ninja8flash742
      @ninja8flash742 4 года назад +2

      Hello mustache guy

    • @DeactivatedAccountButpls-pe8wl
      @DeactivatedAccountButpls-pe8wl 4 года назад +2

      Pretty much. Wolf be killing people when he dint even have to lol. He lowkey made me upset when (spoilers)
      He killed O rin of water even though it was clearly a misunderstanding and she thought he was lying. Same thing with the armored knight. The armored knight asked him peacefully to lower his sword. Wolf refused rightfully so but killed him when it wasnt neccessary. The armored knight clearly had a reason for asking him not to fight.

  • @jasongeyer2111
    @jasongeyer2111 Год назад

    This really captures Sekiro! This was perfect lol👍🏻 You earned a new subscriber after I watched this! 👍🏻😁👍🏻

  • @stonefacewiththedrip3377
    @stonefacewiththedrip3377 2 года назад +1

    I like how the guard in video games or movies are absolute deaf and cant hear anything in the radius of the hallway

  • @gabrielherzog2462
    @gabrielherzog2462 4 года назад +1539

    “You have a good day.” Lmao

    • @azophi
      @azophi 4 года назад +3

      rip

    • @1tsSyns
      @1tsSyns 4 года назад +1

      Gabriel Herzog *GET OUUUUUUUTTTT*

    • @combobreaker3477
      @combobreaker3477 4 года назад +1

      Thx ;3

    • @TitanCrusher101
      @TitanCrusher101 4 года назад +1

      combo breaker He wasn’t talking to you.

    • @combobreaker3477
      @combobreaker3477 4 года назад +1

      @@TitanCrusher101 .. ik .. come on it was a joke haha...

  • @Xgil2Play
    @Xgil2Play 4 года назад +1376

    When he rested, the enemies didn't come back 😂😂

    • @fatasfeather7163
      @fatasfeather7163 4 года назад +145

      nah he just skipped it cuz we already know the outcome

    • @viveang7660
      @viveang7660 4 года назад +48

      I was hoping he'd run through one shotting them all

    • @decibeldb1053
      @decibeldb1053 4 года назад +2

      @@fatasfeather7163 Nah he forgot that but its okay. We understand

    • @WarlockGalore
      @WarlockGalore 4 года назад +3

      Decibel dB or maybe he skipped it cuz it was repetitive

    • @Dinonumber
      @Dinonumber 4 года назад

      This time round they were like nah bro you can pass

  • @Alexieos247
    @Alexieos247 3 года назад +3

    “You stay close to that wall strange man”
    SNEAK LEVEL 100

  • @PerfectGrayXI
    @PerfectGrayXI 2 года назад +1

    My man put the gun down and said "you have a good day."