Basically ANY loot based games.
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- Опубликовано: 4 фев 2019
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This is complete irony that they sponsored this video because I had this video idea for a while LOL
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Ah yes, my 2 favourite film characters
-Caleb
-Glasses Caleb
You don't like hat Caleb? I mean, sure he's the weirder one of them, but still lovable! 🤷🏽♂️
His name is guy with glasses.
More like
-Caleb
-Caleb without glasses
I mean, me with glasses and me without glasses are completely different people
Black hoodie Caleb
Gray hoodie Caleb with headphones over the hoodie
Yellow winter jacket Caleb
2:55 People Who Bought Pass
1:43 People Who Are Free To Play
This comment hella underrated
@@stopthelikebeggars4677 too true
That's how it be though
Fax 🤣🤣🤣
This Is My Most Liked Comment Thanks People
You can even eat the car...
Proto!
unlimited money
You can fly
who tf are you and why are you everywhere?
Edible automobiles are a thing now
I like how every video ends in a horrific psychological descent
I'm glad I'm not the only one who gets that xd
Everyone notices that.
Mainly because the same depression music plays everytime.
me too
You can say it ends on a Downward Spiral...
Yes they all become chaotic nightmare worlds fueled by a strong emotion. In this case, happiness, pure joy and screaming benefits of the car while the real warrior cries, watching his friend get a true reward while he stares, distraught and terrified, at the stick.
- You'll get this leaf!
- But why?
- Cuz it's an event
Heh animal crossing
I feel it
Right, but if you get 3 leaves, you get a hat
Oh, hello epic seven. Funny to see you here.
6,200th like
they always hit you with the “it’s really rare” bro
And its stats are:
3 dmg
7 spellcasting
2 Agi
4 Def
Rarity: uncommon
Something happen to my buddies I was a low rank healer but I healed them just enough to let me slay the boss after my cooldowns where over (not my fault low ranked) so I finish boss and get all the healer loot it was all healer loot lol
Definition of college
@SAMIL MAHAT fifa xD
@@sunsetsleeper what game were yall playing
A NEW CAR! IT CAN DESTROY ENEMIES! IT CAN RECRUIT ENEMIES! IT REGENERATES YOUR HEALTH, IT REGENERATES YOUR ALLIES HEALTH! YOU CAN EAT INSIDE THE CAR! YOU CAN EVEN EAT THE CAR, AND YOU CAN FLY NOW!...UNLIMITED MONEY! Bruh that whole line killed me.
The way he said "unlimited money" 😂😂😂
Le Me: **blinks**
#soistartedblasting
*"you can eat outside of the car"*
*"you can eat in the car"*
*"you can even eat the cAr"*
You*
You*
You*
@@DexiduousRose no u
@@DexiduousRose I may be one of you, but I'm a Reformist, not a Purist.
@@uncleflagzz
🤷♀️
@A happy Philosopher
Dumb people sure.
Joke's on him, he'll need that twig later to craft the strongest item in the game.
Actually you need 999999 of that stick to craft 1 fragment of the best weapon, but every piece helps
@SolarVortex 100
Lol ikr
@@xa447 Nah there are only two in Existence, and that mission reward is one of them
yep and its a .1% drop rate, dude said it was rare but did he listen? no, meanwhile all his buddy got was a new mount pssh i got 15 of those
Destiny: “You just killed a literal god, here’s a common gun you get when you started the game”
Completed the raid 20 times? Managed to clear sections at the very last second, by yourself, as your teammates constantly fell one by one, even though they claim to KWTD and that the raid is "easy"? Have a perfect credit score? Here's a fucking piece of armor you already have. Now get bent.
New to the raid? Getting carried? Running around like a chicken with its head cut off? Died 40+ times? Crying over your ex? Never intend to do the raid again? Take this powerful raid exotic that has a 5% chance to drop. Fuck everyone else. You deserve it!
Blasting_Techno xD
Lol thats why Destiny succ.
Glad i never played it.
Jose Castillo Good for you, do you want a cookie?
"Some may call them junk. Me, I call them treasures."
Nah i call them
“A NEW CAR!!!”
i call them something i could stick in the npc's eyes for ripping me off
Haha. Ha. Stick
Hoarder 😑
Skyrim: Oh, you killed five legendary dragons? Here, have an Iron Dagger that gives 5 stamina per hit.
Didn't you die?
@@six-stringphantom1402 oh, the service here in the afterlife is incredible. They have RUclips here
@@cholerickira so you do know english and were messing with jim with Russian language huh
@@thebeginner2280 considering I've been dead for quite awhile it didn't take very long to learn it. It's also way easier to type than actually speak it
Bruh that's good compared to what I get when fighting bosses in game (nothing)
The moral of the story:
One man's stick is another man's *NEW CAR, FLIGHT AND UNLIMITED MONEY*.
Put a space in front of the the . To make that bit look like *It's a stick... But a really rare one*
YOU CAN EVEN EAT THE CAR!
What I mean is seperate the two
* * and the dot
@@SupimX Why am I just seeing this now? 2 months and no notification whatsoever.
It regenerates yours and your allies health.
Borderlands be like: Hey you completed the story, here, take this useless gun
*kills random dude*
*gets op legendary rifle*
But the story grants random guns too. Not at all parts. But at the end it does give random legendary gun(s).
@@qwertycomputer7871 Well yes but, apart from sidequests and a non-mandatory story mission, I don't reckon getting any legendary weapon as a mission reward
Haha that’s funny cause that actually happened to me
@@RandomDumGuy if you played Pre-sequel. Betting the DLC campaign gives you the Cheat code weapon.
@@livemolidre I didn't play the DLC but I heard about that
America is playing a loot based game right now
HOHO!!
@@ineffablelenn5725 you're approaching me?
TheReal iiMarco 😳 huh?
@@ineffablelenn5725 It was a JoJo's reference.
TheReal iiMarco Aww jeez sorry man I don’t watch that anime 😔
"You can even eat the car"
Caleb was ahead of his time. Now we got cake everything.
I mean, southpark did the cake car back in 2006
Lorenz ooo
Big Mom: As it SHOULD Be. Momma , Momma, Momma
Gee thanks for giving me a super rare, super powerful weapon THAT I CAN'T EVEN EQUIP BECAUSE ITS FOR ANOTHER CLASS
Every time I roll that my luck on the gacha.
That's so you buy a class change token from the shop.. huehuehue
@@hakimssszzz9289 maplestory?
I felt that one
I felt that..
and then watch his friend give up the game next day
Shit gets me tight
Lol exactly 🤣 all that junk waisted
Lmao this is too accurate. My friend gets an ultra rare item or character, and then he quits. Like, come on!
"just joined no kills no play time," TAKE HIS ENTIRE REWARD BRO YOU EARNED IT YOU DESERVE IT.
this actually seems to be happening to me IRL
I can't face how devistating it is.
and the loss...
Plot twist:
"Now you gonna grind up with your broken knife till you can buy the boxing gloves"
Look at you stupid,i am stupid now huh
oMg nIcE vErIfIcAtIoN sYmBoL
Destiny nightfall strikes when I get strange coins and my friend joins last second gets a gjallahorn
xur always got your back tho
Xur is my nigga.
itsTricky LMAOOO remember I joined some guy on my friends list who was doing a 5 man VOG and right as I joined they killed atheon and I got the mythoclast
Mega jack lmao sleeper was better anyways
Mega jack I was gonna say “then it was all worthless cause of sleeper” but I didn’t for some reason
2:07, "I'm left handed, I can't even write no more." You can only right now. ;)
shreg This gave me a stroke
Edit: This was an old reply when the comment made no sense
Did you lose both hands before you wrote that?
Also you spelt write wrong the first time
@@iyum_ thanks much brother
shreg you spelt it wrong again its *WRITE* w-r-i-t-e
Me: *Plays any borderlands game and grindds for over 40 hours*
Also Me: *Dosen't get the one weapon I want*
Friend: Hey can I join
Friend : *Gets it first try
GearBox: *Perfectly balanced, as all things should be*
@@pogggaming4470 uncalled for and absolutely mean so shut up
SShinySSquirtle It’s a joke
@@sahave5042 is it?
SShinySSquirtle idk
At least you can trade guns in borderlands. In monster hunter, if you’re helping a friend hunt for parts, and you get the 1% chance of dropping item they need, you just have to live with the guilt of being unable to give it to them.
1:05 Why did that "BOOP" kill me? 🤣🤣
*this is what I get?!*
*I lost my arm for this!*
*quicksaves*
You're a bit of an intellectual, now aren't ya? 🧐
• Rosalie Marilyn • What does that even mean?
Bruh when did i make this comment
Adam Bailey what does that even mean did you get the joke
@@starblast-2246 I didn't understand the joke either but anyways here's your like '👍'
when RNJesus isn't on ur side.
Imagine games where quests have random generated loots
@@nicoflipi well, loot crates are usually made with rng
Xenojin Hayabusa Subscribe to my channel 💕
RNJesus has an agenda against me, fr he be messing with me in every game
Xenojin Hayabusa
When you carry your friend through the whole raid and they get (insert 1000 Voices, Anarchy, Vex Mythoclast, Fatebringer, or Crux of Crota)
"I lost my left hand I can't even WRITE/RIGHT no more"
UNDERRATED
What
You killed the final boss, here is the best item in the game, perfect stats and even a special achievement for the 1st ppl to equip in the server.
It says "It cannot be sold" and "Class: hunter"
No matter what class you are, but for sure you are not hunter when this type of things happen.
I’m a hunter class
Reminds me of Borderlands. Spends 30min farming crawmerax: *drops max lvl classmods for a character im not even playing as*
Shit happened to me in WoW a long long time ago. My Shadow Priest got the Glaive of Azzinoth off hand.
this happened and i couldnt even trade it to an alt
Either that stick is way under leveled or he has to grind another 20 levels to equip it.
no returns
And by the time he does he has better weapons already
The Division in a nutshell
"You can eat inside the car, you can eat the car! You can fly now! Unlimited money!"
They out here giving me 50 xp for 5 hours...
And 27 G
@@hazeblaze1266 not even bro, you'd be lucky to get that much. More like 10G
Oh GOD, I’m getting flashbacks to all those MMO RPG’s.
I'm getting Call of Duty flashbacks.
This is how I feel when I do a million fishing quests in Terraria but the angler keeps giving me just another freaking sponge and not the three items I need for an accessory upgrade
Guess this guy got the short end of the stick...
nice
Ba-dum tssss!
Well, he should really STICK to his friend so maybe he'll share
Good job
Way to STICK it to em
that’s how *loot* works
ωєιяd ρєяѕoи you tell em
🗿
That's how the mafia works
0:03
_LootCrate,_
_You Look Great_
-Caleb
I like how he's being really serious about his arm when it's in a game
“YOU CAN EVEN EAT THE CAR”💀💀
Why does he need to eat the car for? That's was funny as hell
TreDay it regenerates your health like wario in smash bros LMAO
and you can fly now
But where are the windows?
Anthem: Heres a super rare .005 drop item *hands you stick*
Player: I wanted a gun...
Anthem: Yes but this *stick* is like, super hella rare.
TheDragonLegacy anthem trash destin good
TheUltimateGamer245 right isn’t like destiny 2 got 1 million daily players gtgo
@@hsmileyface8308 why not let people enjoy what they want to play without arguing since it really just does not affect you
its because the item drpp chance is randomized at 99% good item and 1% Trash. which makes the trash item rare cuz you can only get it in 1/100 chance.
Dilo sure nut nobody plays anthem so nobody is afflicted
"Quote from the video you literally just watched"
Ye i hate those
“This is what I get for nine hours of fight villains?” 🤣🤣
Meta comments only works if you posted it at the exact same time the video got uploaded
Comedy gold lmfao
"Wrong. That quote was not in the video"
The Normal Drop Rate: 5%
My Drop Rate To That Item: 0.001%
My Friends Drop Rate: 97%
Edit:let's go for 5k?
Underrated ash
I got the rarest skin letting my friends loot in my account lol
Terraria in a nutshell
@@RandomHandle837 Rod of Discord be damned.
@@ForsakenDreamer7 got it accidentally in less than 50 elementals, which shows the main aspect of the game, getting the rare stuff you don't want
"Sell it for what"?
"2 gold"!
Im dead😂
The stick is worth 3 gold if you enchant it.
@Explosive Potato stonks
I thought he was about to rap right there
if you were dead, who wrote the comment?
More like 1 copper
If he just took the stick he would be able to use his other stick to craft.........
A longer than usual stick
Irony apart, he could use it for a sword
(The weakest of the game)
Oh yeah, this is big brain time.
Me who plays the game for several years and mastered it: 0.01% Drop Change
My noob friend that i told about the game that he didn't even know existed: 99.99% Drop Chance
Plot Armor Activated.
" You can even eat the car" lmaooo
You needed a like
*YOU CAN IT INSIDE THE CAR, YOU COULD EVEN EAT THE CAR!*
Legendary Studios unlimited money.
Plus you can fly
-WAAAAAW!
Eat*
Regenaration at allies
Lootcrate is just having a grandma that vaguely knows what you like
Robert Jenkins but at least I still love my grandma when she gets me stuff I don’t like...
Yeah, my experience with lootcrate wasnt all too great either. Paid for 2 months and most of the stuff was junk like pencil pouches and keychains. Never got any clothing items, either.
When he said “I LOST MY ARM FOR THIS MAN!!” I felt that in my soul.
destiny 2 after doing a raid : heres the same exotic ghost shell yu got before
when you finish a raid boss and some random joins at the end and gets all the loot
Thats hella me on monster hunter world
@@devontek7760 That's*
@@devontek7760 but you can't get end mission loot if you join 10min after the mission starts.................
“It’s a stick... But a really rare one!”
😂💀
It whiter that the stick you have :D
Thank you for fighting a boss that took you around 30 attempts, heres a random chance to get a really good weapon that virtually no one has, or a weapon that can't help you at all.. -Destiny 2
2:17 I got hella jebaited over here wondering how he found a second stick that looks exactly like the first...
Maybe editing? If not that is honestly impressive
Imagine all the avengers think they beat thanos, and he gets up at the last second to offer them a stick for getting so far
Half a stick
What's your profile pic from I feel like I've seen it before
*_I'd fight for 9 years just to have a slim chance of getting EQ's mixtape as loot_*
@@monkeyskywalker3 yeah be careful bro. I heard he slides kids.
Destiny: Congratulations, you killed an immortal god. Here's a random revolver.
A legendary one
For those that play
I was on OSRS and some of my friends were doing corp, so for shits and giggles i went and did one kill and they got an arcane sigil. Instead of a 2 man split it was a 3 man split. (160m - 107m)
Botw: Here, take a Champion weapon used hundreds of years ago!!!
You: Ummm, I already have like 5 royal weapons that do more damage.
No kidding. So true it hurts.
😖
Mipha's Trident lol
Louise yes, if anything the bow is the only good Champion weapon.
“Here, take a champion weapon used hundreds of years ago!!!
*Breaks after a few hits
*Any loot based games*
You get hella shafted with dupes or trash while your friend gets hella rare items....
Or you been playing that XXXX game for a while with no luck, but a new player comes out of no where with incredible luck in rares.
@@M30A now you would call that beginners luck lol
WHY ARE YOUR VIDEOS SO PAINFULLY ACCURATE OMG ♥ bless u, carry on ♥
We love you Caleb, never stop making videos man 💪🏽
You better scramble like an egg...
Before you get folded like an omelet nigga
‘Fore you get folded like an omelet!
Before you get folded like an omelet
YAYER
@Markus Parkus YGRHRGR
When he said "This is what I get for 9 hours" I felt that.
What no one hear: "loot crate"
What everyone hear: "look great"
What youtube cc hear: "luke red"
Jokes on him, he can use Nature Bending to make it into the most overpowered thing in the world.
My guy said “you can even eat the car”😭😭😭
But where are the windows?
U N L I M I T E D M O N E Y
He probably mains Wario
When will we get a CalebCity and LongBeachGriffy collab?! Without a doubt, the best two RUclipsrs that record videos with themselves as multiple actors.
Yes
Griffey might be too edgy, my man griff has been on the warpath lately
Lol just watched Griffy right before this video
They will callab soon, They teased it multiple times on comments and even on Instagram
@@ultimatum396 Griffey don't give a fuck bruh
This hurts.because there was a time where had been farming for almost a month in borderlands for the infinity pistol because I was that unlucky and my friend gets it from a random chubby that just appeared.
"congrats you just beat the hardest boss on the hardest difficulty with absolutely no armour or weapons
Here's a bottle cap"
He had to throw in the "UNLIMITED MONEY" at the end lmao
*Venezuela:* hey, I know this part!
@Irish Eggs best comment
3:11 you can even eat the car
Ayo caleb you always got me vibing 😎to your outro because the video be lit 🔥and and then that outro 😂🙌
The fact that you were able to make a minute long ad at the beginning of the video fun says it all
When ezio gets that cape from collecting all the feathers in the game
Og gamer
That freaking cape that makes all of the guards come at you all the time? Fuck that thing.
So yeah, exactly like the video. Lol.
Real one
Imagine getting a reward that makes the game harder for you. Fuck the auditore cape.
@@labibwajdi3169
Right? It's not easy getting all of those damned feathers. The Auditore cape is like a big "F You" from the devs.
*A NEW CAR*
I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING OML
Plot twist: That stick was a legendary weapon that would make dual wielding possible if met with its other counterpart, ultimately turning into kirito.
Every video ends in chaos and I love it
I ALREADY HAVE ONE OF THESE = yep, definitely every loot based game ever.
Should’ve used a health potion tbh
Jarl: Here, take this weapon from my personal armory
Me: Gets a butter knife iron sword
LOL butter knife iron sword
@@PutYoRhymeOn bread knife steel sword
When he searched for the twig I thought he was gonna pull the old "Sorry, I don't have a prize to give you, but I really appreciate what you did for me"
Dude gone give me as stick then give the dude with a pink shirt a car.........................fam would've got slided
You can break the stick to get its parts
Wat would u need from a stick?
Longingmustinart Plays and reacts it’s a damn joke you don’t get
Longingmustinart Plays and reacts
Two sticks!
*EA wants to know your location*
i duno how many times ive accidentally sold or lost an item just to find out that several levels later you actually need that ONE item to complete the damn game lmao
I watched all ur videos and most of them over and over too cause of how funny they are
I love how he say "a NeEw cAAR"
“It’s a stick! But, a really rare one.”
“This is what I get for 9 hours!? I lost my arm.”
*Updated since some people were grumpy that I stated my favorite lines from this 🤣: Yep! Pretty much how I felt when managing a retail store-or playing most Zelda games (with the exception of Majora’s Mask).
Yes, I watched the video, too!
Puting Pinoy yes, we saw it.
@@GIFT1FROM1THE1GODZ it was a good video right? I watched it as well.. i will now proceed to quote something from the video and add nothing to it.
Wow, a lot of unnecessary hostility/sarcasm here. Sometimes it is nice to just post your favorite lines. I will go ahead and add a little commentary so y’all will be happy.
Yes he did say that.
"I'm left-handed, I can't even 'right' anymore-"
I´ll leave.
No joke I watch the whole sponsorship because I thought it was PART of the skit! XD
damn that door gets more screen time than him
That house bout to be famous when he makes it big. Lol
This analogy works for schools and exams too
i.e. poor kids vs rich kids
How? What you put in is what you get out.
There's always that genius kid who aces exams even though you don't see him studying
@@samjoshi1812 You: raising up your arm everytime
Other kid: never raises it but sits next to the smart kid
You: you get a C- I mean you tried I understand...
Other kid:... YOU GET AN A YEAHHHH
@@samjoshi1812 I put in the best I'm capable of and I'm still only getting Cs.
Meanwhile these incredibly disruptive people (who I'm pretty sure don't even listen half of the time) are bragging about their As.
Any other lies you want to tell us?
Yo-Kai Watch three has a rotation wheel, whenever you complete a quest, which separates an item that gives one of your friends 10,000 exp when touching it, an item that revives a friend but qith half health, and item to increase an attack rank, and three music card for the music app that does nothing, but gives you jammers.
He got the stealth bonus.
Farming bosses on Borderlands 2 be like...
cough captain flint cough
@@spimbles I never... NEVER... got his gun
I love borderlands, I am not the only one, yippie
@@GODMODELAGGER f*cking Doc Mercy
“This videos sponsored by Loot Crate; here’s why using that service is a bad idea.”
lootcrate is a good service wtf you talking about
@@frostythesnowdragon3170 The fact that they skim out on delivering what people were promised for months on end?
@@7DeadlyJinxs that's not on them that's on whatever company they use to deliver the packages
@@frostythesnowdragon3170 It is on them. They're the ones who get the money from the customers thus they are the ones responsible.
@@7DeadlyJinxs no it's not when i order from them i always get mine so its clearly on the delivery service
On my first and only Last Wish raid one of my clan mates had to leave on Riven so he swapped out with another. Guy he swapped out with got the One Thousand Voices and Khepri's Horn in the same chest. It also happened to be the last raid my clan ever did
"I MY ARM FOR THIS , IM LEFT HANDED I CANT WRITE NO MORE " Thats the part that got me.
Caleb's comment section is like a race to see who's the quickest to come up with jokes of their own.
the irony.
“You can even eat the car” 💀💀
I lost it at that part lmfao
It really do be like that. Some friends just get godly drops.
I've reached a point where I would like a video even before watching it.