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  • @ian-roadto0subscribers564
    @ian-roadto0subscribers564 4 года назад +4014

    scientist: "i have cured death!"
    his boss: *you have chosen death*

  • @iknowyou6725
    @iknowyou6725 4 года назад +2770

    Its so funny how his corpse just ended up under the table

    • @fodebic5253
      @fodebic5253 4 года назад +11

      Avengers if it was directed just by caleb:
      ruclips.net/video/lCl7I7png08/видео.html

    • @OneEyedWolf
      @OneEyedWolf 4 года назад +16

      That’s close you’re going get to a casket if you’re living on budget

    • @EdwardXVI
      @EdwardXVI 4 года назад

      Jeez, thanks.

    • @quoamrossm8892
      @quoamrossm8892 4 года назад +3

      Imagine reading this before watching the video

    • @ZackBryan357
      @ZackBryan357 4 года назад

      @@fodebic5253 Watch the video on my channel pleaze.

  • @CariYRichardson
    @CariYRichardson 2 года назад +8466

    I just love how each scientist is so focused on revealing their ideas that none notice the dead bodies on the floor lol 😂🤣🤣

    • @Bigpoolofthor
      @Bigpoolofthor 2 года назад +143

      Yeah they must be very confident on their breakthrough

    • @cellcat
      @cellcat 2 года назад +33

      No one see the dead bodies … every day.

    • @SirWarden
      @SirWarden 2 года назад +20

      🤣 I was literally thinking the same thing!

    • @dimeandbiggie353
      @dimeandbiggie353 2 года назад +31

      That statement is more real than wed like to think 😂

    • @Azrael79a
      @Azrael79a 2 года назад +16

      A pretty good metaphor for reality lol.

  • @thecyberrabbit1440
    @thecyberrabbit1440 2 года назад +4503

    I’m upset that no one mentioned that the ending is referencing that the guy said he figured out the cure to death while sleeping, and then figured out how to teleport while knocked out

    • @gaysarahk
      @gaysarahk 2 года назад +318

      Ah... that actually makes more sense than what I was thinking. I thought he was confused about what had happened and why he was suddenly downstairs.

    • @chemicalcreations2022
      @chemicalcreations2022 2 года назад +24

      Underated.

    • @spartythespart
      @spartythespart 2 года назад +327

      i dont think thats what it means. Murder-Caleb moved smart-calebs body after he died so when smart-caleb comes back from the dead (since he had already 'tested' his undeath invention) he wakes up somewhere else then when he died. So he thinks he teleported

    • @ilikepigeons6101
      @ilikepigeons6101 Год назад +51

      Respawned in a new location

    • @TheSpacePlaceYT
      @TheSpacePlaceYT Год назад +22

      @@spartythespart You're right

  • @Valvadrix
    @Valvadrix 4 года назад +2585

    "I cured death itself!" - scientist, before dying.

    • @GhostedGamer
      @GhostedGamer 4 года назад +113

      look at the ending 😂😂😂

    • @zondor8123
      @zondor8123 4 года назад +84

      He's alive. Watch till one second before the end of video

    • @Stickyz
      @Stickyz 4 года назад +5

      Stolen

    • @lldj14
      @lldj14 4 года назад +16

      @@zondor8123 Naw he just learned to teleport

    • @ultimate6439
      @ultimate6439 4 года назад +7

      @LL DJ Which means his alive

  • @jackgilmore2793
    @jackgilmore2793 4 года назад +3122

    No no no, now hold on, he's got a point about the hot dog

    • @kosmic_overlord
      @kosmic_overlord 4 года назад +97

      been doin it like that for a hot minute 👀 when he said it I was like, yeah, that's how it's done.... for that specific reason

    • @rohangounder7000
      @rohangounder7000 4 года назад +52

      They be doing that in Australia

    • @ZelosSama
      @ZelosSama 4 года назад +41

      We be doing this in canada forever . I always wondered why they would put condiment on top of hot dogs in us movies lol

    • @josephchase3079
      @josephchase3079 4 года назад +8

      @@ZelosSama South Canada here (Maine). been doing it like this as long as i can remember.

    • @ion063
      @ion063 4 года назад +33

      @@ZelosSama the bun gets wet

  • @hrg384
    @hrg384 Год назад +2992

    *as a scientist myself, i can confirm this is 100% accurate*

    • @hrg384
      @hrg384 Год назад +84

      @Idk yes i totally am trust trust

    • @DokutaParasu
      @DokutaParasu Год назад +90

      source: trust me bro

    • @jamsheeddevotee7588
      @jamsheeddevotee7588 Год назад +5

      @Idk you're*

    • @hrg384
      @hrg384 Год назад +16

      @@DokutaParasu yeah bruh trust me im a scientist

    • @DrDeusExMachina
      @DrDeusExMachina Год назад +42

      @Idk no one lies on the internet, it’s a rule

  • @DontTripChocolateDrip
    @DontTripChocolateDrip 2 года назад +601

    As someone who has been putting the condiments underneath the hot-dog, I can say: It is more secure. The bun, however, gets soggy if you use too much/many

    • @do3807
      @do3807 Год назад +6

      That's how my mother made them, when I was young. Which I do when they're homemade.

    • @mikem970
      @mikem970 Год назад +9

      You are taking to much time eating ur hotdogs if it get soggy!

    • @MatthewCJoy
      @MatthewCJoy Год назад

      How long does it take you to eat a fucking hot dog?

    • @auzzy999
      @auzzy999 Год назад +7

      Ah, and that is precisely why you must always toast your hot dog buns first - to avoid the sogginess.

    • @xxsniperxelitxomegaxlmaoxo7381
      @xxsniperxelitxomegaxlmaoxo7381 Год назад +1

      its a good idea but would you like if you bough a 5 doller hotdog only for you to find out it has a very small line of toppings on the inside?

  • @jakenation6573
    @jakenation6573 4 года назад +5779

    Scientist: *finds a breakthrough*
    Government: *"You're about to tragically die in a car accident*

  • @justinjj4503
    @justinjj4503 4 года назад +5224

    The FBI are currently at Caleb’s door. He knows too much...

    • @sirhostiile5144
      @sirhostiile5144 4 года назад +23

      Justin JJ fax

    • @jessieismessy
      @jessieismessy 4 года назад +17

      @@sirhostiile5144 machine?

    • @benayasdebela1164
      @benayasdebela1164 4 года назад +13

      CIA*

    • @ma_ab-3806
      @ma_ab-3806 4 года назад +3

      @@HakoTaco1 ikr it's literally increase every time I refresh the comments

    • @NtJk
      @NtJk 4 года назад

      He always have that baseball going, screw the FBI

  • @maxthebear7765
    @maxthebear7765 6 месяцев назад +18

    The little “dink” every time he swings the bat 😂

  • @JaxontheOkay
    @JaxontheOkay Год назад +185

    fr tho the hotdog guy is completely right. not only does it keep the condiments secure but it also draws out the flavor on many of them by being soaked in the bread. top notch stuff

    • @stevenserna910
      @stevenserna910 Год назад +7

      Ok ok ok, Sir, next level stuff...here goes...
      Why not;
      Modify the hot dogs served at the movie theaters, with the bun...made out of... "the condiments?!"
      Huh?! No need for countless people tearing, and spitting out plastic mustard, & pickle relish packet wrappers all over the floor of the theater lobby. Lots of strange hands, spreading germs on the relish bar counter top.
      Strep, Covid, Sepsis, Zombie Virus, nope!
      Just order the hot dog, "all the way" and the server hands you a neat spill-less, hot dog that's actually still warm, with the pickle relish, onions, mustard all in a congealed relish-bun, call it...The "Bun-anza"! You'll charge 'em out-the-azz for napkins though!
      So...you're still gaining a profit-revenue stream. Mark it up 2 points and you make $3.50 off of each $5.00 hot dog! No one buys just one hot dog anymore, its like 3 dogs a pop now!
      You can't loose money!
      It came to me one day at the movies when I accidentally stepped on a full mustard packet that was on the floor...slipped, hit my head and, voila! Lawsuit!
      Oh, next week, "Portal-hole Pizza", our R&D guys have developed a dimensional-portal hole that each customer who pays a mark-up price of $200.00 at the snack bar counter, or online gets a chip implanted in them at the ticker booth. While they watch the movie, they snap their finger (like Thanos) and a dimensional worm-hole portal opens up in front of them, a hand comes through and hands them their slice of pizza. Perfect for when we show "Avenger's" movies.
      Don't worry, the micro-chip dissolves inside of them after 4 hours. They want another chip implant, they pay another $200.00.

    • @JaxontheOkay
      @JaxontheOkay Год назад +8

      @@stevenserna910 that was the most bizarre and confusing yet entertaining thing i think i've EVER read, and that's saying something
      i don't know what you're trying to say but i guess you agree with me so thanks?
      congealed relish bun. my god

    • @marr1235
      @marr1235 2 месяца назад

      @@stevenserna910Somebody call the mental ward. One of ‘em got out

  • @amirdawson770
    @amirdawson770 4 года назад +8785

    Props to that scientist man. He was getting murdered and was still worrying about other people

    • @jonasbon2781
      @jonasbon2781 4 года назад +320

      Nah. He was talkin about the PayPal, he wanted his money

    • @bopboyzeli3841
      @bopboyzeli3841 4 года назад +50

      Jonas Bon he definitely said people

    • @fastment3s4
      @fastment3s4 4 года назад +8

      666th like yessir

    • @tbitw3374
      @tbitw3374 4 года назад +47

      @@bopboyzeli3841 wooosh

    • @kichonacho800
      @kichonacho800 4 года назад +82

      I thought he was saying "the ping pong" this whole time 😅

  • @tyronbradley1812
    @tyronbradley1812 4 года назад +582

    Caleb: “I’ve cured death”
    Death: “What the heck? Was I sick?”

    • @abyraml2245
      @abyraml2245 4 года назад +4

      First reply plz like

    • @bjp1101
      @bjp1101 4 года назад +4

      Im weak

    • @Hamzahyn4
      @Hamzahyn4 4 года назад +2

      Laugh so hard

    • @Zion5G
      @Zion5G 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/37odYLmQ0sA/видео.html

    • @zu5563
      @zu5563 4 года назад

      gotta be here before 1k

  • @Kodiakhunter
    @Kodiakhunter 10 месяцев назад +80

    1:03 Anyone else notice that he’s holding a script of the fitness pacer test? This man is a comedic genius

    • @pixelturtle5041
      @pixelturtle5041 6 месяцев назад +3

      HOW DID YOU SEE THAT

    • @Kodiakhunter
      @Kodiakhunter 6 месяцев назад

      @@pixelturtle50411080p resolution baby😎

    • @garfield8811
      @garfield8811 4 месяца назад +1

      Took me three years to but yeah finally

    • @Cyburim
      @Cyburim 4 месяца назад

      MY MANS WROTE IT OUT😂🎉🎉🎉

    • @bbarbiter
      @bbarbiter 3 месяца назад +1

      You’re telling me, the answer to fuel that burns for 10 years a gallon is the fitnessgram pacer test?

  • @I_Dislike_YouTube_Handles
    @I_Dislike_YouTube_Handles Год назад +169

    This has actually happened, they invented a lightbulb that could last for up to a century, but out of fear that sales would go down, big bulb companies did everything in their power to suppress it.

    • @elitegamer9310
      @elitegamer9310 11 месяцев назад +47

      In other words, greed gets in the way as usual.

    • @slendr_playr9183
      @slendr_playr9183 10 месяцев назад +26

      Planned Obsolescence

    • @jeanremi8384
      @jeanremi8384 9 месяцев назад +10

      you know, they didn't PREVENT the lightbulb from being created or kill the guy. They just spiced it up with a fresh dose of consumerism.

    • @UnwovenSleeve
      @UnwovenSleeve 9 месяцев назад +23

      ⁠​⁠@@slendr_playr9183planned obsolescence Leads to garbage incandescence

    • @JS-rv3et
      @JS-rv3et 5 месяцев назад +7

      Someone made a engine that can run on like 50 miles a gallon back in the like 60s but obviously the big comps stomped that out

  • @xdave9683
    @xdave9683 4 года назад +2078

    Scientist: _Tested and Cured Death_
    *Scientist dies*
    *_Ironic_*

    • @joeymcjagger4028
      @joeymcjagger4028 4 года назад +162

      "Ironic, he could save every body else from death, but himself"

    • @myldias8373
      @myldias8373 4 года назад +136

      He does wake up at the end having figured out how to teleport though

    • @ItsOver9000Productions
      @ItsOver9000Productions 4 года назад +39

      @@myldias8373 i think the joke is that his body was moved.

    • @mazinosman1142
      @mazinosman1142 4 года назад +3

      @@joeymcjagger4028 Nice Star Wars reference

    • @TalesGrimm
      @TalesGrimm 4 года назад +3

      @@ItsOver9000Productions lmaooo I didn't get that!

  • @Castlattice
    @Castlattice 4 года назад +3381

    I legit thought when they where dying they where yelling”THE PAINTBALL!” or “THE PING PONG”, I only realized on the third scientist they where saying “THE PEOPLE!”

    • @Raiden1
      @Raiden1 4 года назад +153

      Same. I thought it was "THE PAYPAL!!!" on the first guy. Was slightly confused lmao.

    • @nazek4216
      @nazek4216 4 года назад +63

      THE PEAPOD

    • @CaliGramz
      @CaliGramz 4 года назад +50

      Literally thought ping pong.

    • @lucasbarbosa1902
      @lucasbarbosa1902 4 года назад +4

      @@Raiden1 Same UAHSUAHSHUAS

    • @taco_man_ray9262
      @taco_man_ray9262 4 года назад +16

      I heard the ping pong until the last guy lol

  • @EpsilonD2
    @EpsilonD2 Год назад +46

    Caleb: *walks in* Sir! I figured out how to control time *itself*
    Caleb: *murders Caleb then sits down*
    Caleb: *walks in* Sir! I figured out how to control time *itself*

    • @ninjanate5018
      @ninjanate5018 3 месяца назад +3

      “Hey, I’m here for the interview”: The Prologue

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 10 дней назад +1

      @@ninjanate5018 So this is why he needed a job.

  • @ice-lord9919
    @ice-lord9919 Год назад +57

    I like how he waits and hears them out all the way and only then proceeds to fold them

  • @Rahul-ef2ou
    @Rahul-ef2ou 4 года назад +3688

    I feel like the bat noise is dangerously accurate

  • @inuian
    @inuian 4 года назад +8454

    "Found the cure to death..."
    *kills guy*
    *guy comes back cause he tested it on himself" lol

  • @jazquartz
    @jazquartz 2 года назад +16

    The hotdog guy is exactly how i do presentations, feeling confident to start, then trailing off with insecurity as i internalise the audience's lack of reaction

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei Год назад

      In midde school civis class, I was forced to take the side of slavery in a debate.
      Many years later, I would make a video proving slavery isn't wrong.

    • @ahmadazem4167
      @ahmadazem4167 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@scintillam_dei??????

  • @pointbreak6200
    @pointbreak6200 2 года назад +30

    Imagine watching someone kill a helpless person and that person said "AH DAAYUMMMMN!" While getting beaten by a bat.

  • @jackysbin3860
    @jackysbin3860 3 года назад +10563

    “Cure to death itself”
    *immediately gets murdered*

  • @karanyadav8594
    @karanyadav8594 4 года назад +2363

    He really knows how to capture hitting people.

  • @gurvmlk
    @gurvmlk Год назад +16

    I've been putting condiments on the bun, and the hotdog on top for most my life. My logic as a kid was that it would prevent them from spilling or dripping off.

  • @emperornero1932
    @emperornero1932 Год назад +3

    The fact that governments and corporations do disappear scientists after they make breakthroughs is so damn saddening. I mean look around we have become stagnant as a civilization yet in the 50's we were moving mountains in the way of inventing things.

  • @rioluvo
    @rioluvo 4 года назад +1249

    Caleb only made this to flex his aluminum bat.

    • @cithr0963
      @cithr0963 4 года назад +44

      That's a cool ass bat ngl

    • @silkyxcore5497
      @silkyxcore5497 4 года назад +4

      This sounds like something he'd do 😂

    • @Asia.Persuasia
      @Asia.Persuasia 4 года назад +2

      He looks like the kind of dude that was on the baseball team in highschool loll.

    • @maxz69
      @maxz69 4 года назад +1

      aluminium

    • @God-xq8dk
      @God-xq8dk 4 года назад +1

      @Max Z aluminum

  • @CooperHayes0795
    @CooperHayes0795 4 года назад +9122

    I feel like caleb actually has clones of himself he just murders.

    • @TheOtherOne7isBlueMaid
      @TheOtherOne7isBlueMaid 4 года назад +288

      The time between videos is the time it takes for him to grow the new clone

    • @justing7202
      @justing7202 4 года назад +74

      So, the Prestige?

    • @_ilynux
      @_ilynux 4 года назад +65

      But the clones are cool with it cuz the views.

    • @tobehonest116
      @tobehonest116 4 года назад +18

      @@justing7202 im so glad i watched that movie...now i know dat reference and the rick and morty one

    • @p_pthenoob
      @p_pthenoob 4 года назад +11

      Shadow clones

  • @Jungleali
    @Jungleali Год назад +5

    Reminds me of that guy who figured how to make cars go with water in a cheap way and was assassinated

  • @kakashichunin
    @kakashichunin Год назад +18

    This was immediately what I thought about after the nuclear fusion news

  • @donovanpitts6907
    @donovanpitts6907 4 года назад +2477

    Scientist finds the cure for AIDS
    Government: Ima end dis mans whole career

    • @wolley2087
      @wolley2087 4 года назад +51

      Let me fix that for you
      Government: ima end dis mans whole life

    • @Imthegoat2004
      @Imthegoat2004 4 года назад +2

      Can’t like it it’s at 665

    • @timatola9997
      @timatola9997 4 года назад +2

      I like your profile picture ma brotha

    • @optie2965
      @optie2965 4 года назад +2

      @@timatola9997 DACHIE

    • @Creed034
      @Creed034 4 года назад

      @@Imthegoat2004 it's way past 1k now lol

  • @aemolle02
    @aemolle02 4 года назад +2011

    Scientists: "actually do their job"
    The government: hippity hoppity your life is now my property

    • @Call-me-Al
      @Call-me-Al 4 года назад +117

      I mean, this is very common in history. The Soviet russia killed off a lot of scientists so they couldn't leak their secrets of projects they took part in, and even further back in time a few rulers made master jewellers create masterworks and then killed or disabled them so that nobody else could ever have such a thing ever again. Unsurprisingly, most rulers knew not to kill the goose who lays the golden eggs, though.

    • @kinghassy334
      @kinghassy334 4 года назад +12

      This is also the life of elon musk

    • @Onerev1
      @Onerev1 4 года назад +8

      😂😂😂hipty hopty

    • @Mystic-Biological
      @Mystic-Biological 4 года назад +6

      @@Call-me-Al I'm heartbroken by this, tell me more.

    • @monkmonk9535
      @monkmonk9535 4 года назад +11

      @@Mystic-Biological there was this guy who could cure pretty much anything even aids using natural remedies. Yeah the government off'd him

  • @Imnotaspylol
    @Imnotaspylol Год назад +3

    0:31 The metal bat clinks mixed with him screaming had me dying.

  • @allyssadiamonds3766
    @allyssadiamonds3766 Год назад +85

    The fact that this is actually true is crazy because there there have been in so many people who have discovered things or discovered cures for things like cancer and after they said this or learn this they go missing

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 Год назад

      Banana leaf plastic. Bio-degradable. Woman in Mexico was prototyping it. Never heard of her since one article was published.
      Guy who found a way to turn plastic back into oil. Dead. He died.

    • @unlikeable.1554
      @unlikeable.1554 Год назад +5

      The government: Let humanity die.

    • @VengefulPolititron
      @VengefulPolititron Год назад

      atleast 7 cancer doctors have been disappeared. into the shadow realm

    • @jeanremi8384
      @jeanremi8384 9 месяцев назад +2

      i think you're doing a bit of correlation here. Nothing to be ashamed of, just don't reproduce that. In order to not reproduce that, you must prove that there is a link between the datas and they aren't just random or linked by something else, like wealth or their working environment.

  • @ishrekdaily7990
    @ishrekdaily7990 4 года назад +1919

    "This actually could make alot of money"
    Caleb:**locks onto him like a gta V character and starts wailing**

  • @ferretrevelvent6793
    @ferretrevelvent6793 4 года назад +8893

    Scientist: discovers something
    Government: so anyways I started blasting

    • @RacialRainbow
      @RacialRainbow 4 года назад +111

      Very few will understand this reference. Lol 🙌

    • @misomar7193
      @misomar7193 4 года назад +62

      @@RacialRainbow only the elite will understand 😌

    • @jagar5580
      @jagar5580 4 года назад +147

      @@RacialRainbow actually like everyone will

    • @waynicliz
      @waynicliz 4 года назад +61

      @@RacialRainbow so anyway I started searching

    • @amayahampton8810
      @amayahampton8810 4 года назад +6

      Lel

  • @Wheels16
    @Wheels16 9 месяцев назад +2

    Anyone else watch these videos Over and over during their lunch break?

  • @myname_2663
    @myname_2663 5 месяцев назад +2

    Always seeing you getting finished of in all these wacky poses is always hilarious😂 but seeing you just lying straight down is a great refresher😂 you are way funnier than rdc world!

  • @Abraxas365wastaken
    @Abraxas365wastaken 4 года назад +28154

    Damn, sure is a shame that all three of those scientists just committed suicide all of a sudden

    • @finesse3175
      @finesse3175 4 года назад +2180

      I know right my coworker is a scientist and he found aliens but then suddenly he bashed his own head in with a bat

    • @LimeLivesMatter
      @LimeLivesMatter 4 года назад +584

      Dr. Sebi. He cured many people of AIDS, and won the court case

    • @ananousous
      @ananousous 4 года назад +909

      Suicided after creating the cure for death

    • @peterjp4
      @peterjp4 4 года назад +219

      It's the fame that killed 'em. Does it to the best.

    • @aaronB12224
      @aaronB12224 4 года назад +20

      Basically

  • @sarinvinod9699
    @sarinvinod9699 4 года назад +2965

    Scientist: **finds cure**
    Government: So you've chosen death

    • @imad8347
      @imad8347 4 года назад +55

      Not if he's able to cure it

    • @Onerev1
      @Onerev1 4 года назад +22

      What if theirs a cure for cancer but the scientists who discovered chided death 🤔😂😂

    • @_deletus_
      @_deletus_ 4 года назад +5

      69th like
      Edit: Lmao I had trouble making this comment because I was laughing at the third scientist gettin’ *B E A T*

    • @rikustorm13
      @rikustorm13 4 года назад

      Lol tru

    • @Buttclinger
      @Buttclinger 4 года назад

      Exactly

  • @frankrobinson8852
    @frankrobinson8852 Год назад +7

    If he’d have just read the paper and realised it was a transcript for a pacer test, he would have saved a life!

  • @luislieuw3959
    @luislieuw3959 Год назад +3

    -Cures death
    -Dies

  • @hypemynizzle
    @hypemynizzle 4 года назад +3344

    "How does traffic even happen? Just keep driving."
    *"He knows too much."*

    • @_wazzer
      @_wazzer 4 года назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @mightypurplelicious3209
      @mightypurplelicious3209 4 года назад +68

      **proceeds to grab the bat**

    • @Ayberch
      @Ayberch 4 года назад +5

      HAHHAHAHAHA i hate you 😂😂

    • @eddiebutler3
      @eddiebutler3 4 года назад +63

      Pisses me off so much when I'm in "traffic" and I get to the front of the jam only to find out there was no jam and people were just driving slow for no reason.

    • @mskdxnightmare
      @mskdxnightmare 4 года назад +5

      Its that slinky effect fam

  • @zu5563
    @zu5563 4 года назад +689

    “I have all the cures for the world”
    Goverment: YEEET

    • @mesq999
      @mesq999 4 года назад +5

      ... so how do you have 70 likes?
      ummm ok then now 618
      nvm now it’s 723

    • @Badrudin__
      @Badrudin__ 4 года назад +3

      here before 1k likes

    • @mesq999
      @mesq999 4 года назад +1

      oh now 111

    • @thistrem
      @thistrem 4 года назад +2

      In a minute jeez

    • @zu5563
      @zu5563 4 года назад

      i just said yeet

  • @k.r.99
    @k.r.99 Год назад +2

    0:40 "WHAT ABOUT THE PEOPLE?! GWAH-Gwah-gwah-wah..." 💀

  • @wok6825
    @wok6825 4 года назад +967

    I feel like the last one was just Caleb's own idea that he's really proud of and wanted to share but didnt want to sound stupid so he made a video just to mention it in it

    • @ShadowMagnum
      @ShadowMagnum 4 года назад +88

      I been doing that for years. Sauce doesnt get on your lip and toppings dont fall off. Ive never looked back. The secret is just dont apply too much to the back end of the bun so as you bite the extra just moves back instead of falling out the back.

    • @Dessy9418
      @Dessy9418 4 года назад +11

      @@ShadowMagnum I just put on the bottom and on the top!

    • @DsgSleazy
      @DsgSleazy 4 года назад +25

      @@danb7067 Ahh...so you've chosen death

    • @jasoncronin9145
      @jasoncronin9145 4 года назад +3

      You mean teleportation? He didn't even tell us how!

  • @amariboxill9033
    @amariboxill9033 4 года назад +2128

    Starring: CalebCity as Thomas Edison
    and CalebCity as Nikola Tesla.

  • @therealking6202
    @therealking6202 Год назад +1

    @2:12 "And the hot dog on top." Cracked me up!

  • @theodorebear6714
    @theodorebear6714 2 года назад +6

    This is accurate.
    The only reason I don't put condiments under my hotdogs is because they'll come for me if I do.

  • @synthesize9068
    @synthesize9068 4 года назад +757

    Caleb: I've cured cancer!
    Telltale Game: *The government didn't like that*

  • @PlutoKunn
    @PlutoKunn 4 года назад +401

    This is why I didn’t tell the government the cure for cancer.

    • @odysseus7732
      @odysseus7732 4 года назад +10

      Bro?

    • @slashstorm7933
      @slashstorm7933 4 года назад +9

      And why I didn’t tell them how to get a girlfriend no matter how ugly you are

    • @karrrots
      @karrrots 4 года назад +3

      @@slashstorm7933 Have money.

    • @Ethan-xo1yc
      @Ethan-xo1yc 4 года назад +1

      Prove you know it, I'm not with the FBI I swear

    • @gabrielbrown7065
      @gabrielbrown7065 4 года назад +2

      *Population* *Control*

  • @somegremlin1596
    @somegremlin1596 Год назад +2

    I'm a scientist and this is so true. Some of my best inventions came from this method.

  • @SergeantDC
    @SergeantDC 3 месяца назад +1

    I'm not even lying I, to this day, put the condiments underneath my hotdog. and lemme tell you, Caleb was COOKING.

  • @thoryan3057
    @thoryan3057 4 года назад +1831

    *Cures everything*
    "The peeeeople!"
    *Cures hotdogs*
    "The peeeeople!"

    • @culturefilms2164
      @culturefilms2164 4 года назад +1

      @*oh no* so did i lol

    • @Punched_Kuze
      @Punched_Kuze 4 года назад +4

      I kept hearing “The PayPal! What about the PayPal!”

  • @the711devin4
    @the711devin4 3 года назад +5022

    If the first scientist came later, he would’ve cured the other two

    • @boxingelfis1499
      @boxingelfis1499 3 года назад +269

      Its why he got taken out first😂😂

    • @mento3607
      @mento3607 3 года назад +14

      @@boxingelfis1499 lmao

    • @glenk.4124
      @glenk.4124 3 года назад +65

      But if he cured death shouldn’t he have already used it on himself? I mean like I was expecting him to wake up later.

    • @xavierfaust9417
      @xavierfaust9417 3 года назад +80

      @@glenk.4124 he did at the end

    • @williaml.2846
      @williaml.2846 3 года назад +24

      @@glenk.4124 Well, it's not like he had a vaccine for death, it was a cure, if he's already dead then it wouldn't matter

  • @stetra935
    @stetra935 2 года назад +2

    0:46 when your homie forgets to give you a blanket

  • @emomanipulator
    @emomanipulator 2 года назад +4

    I love how he has the pacer test on a piece of paper

  • @breakdancerje-sus3394
    @breakdancerje-sus3394 4 года назад +2702

    This is the reason why Aliens doesn't acknowledge our existence
    Always going backwards

    • @ziul123
      @ziul123 4 года назад +133

      It's more like corporations telling governments to say no no

    • @Wickedonezz
      @Wickedonezz 4 года назад +6

      Bruh socialist economics

    • @RevanLaughs
      @RevanLaughs 4 года назад +50

      Luiz Vartuli you are correct. Governments inherently are supposed to look out for the people. Corporations are inherently supposed to make a profit.
      Only one of those two would appreciate revolutionary technology.

    • @izukumidoriya1424
      @izukumidoriya1424 4 года назад +9

      Scientist:I made an actual back from the future hoverboard sir
      Government:...haha .... Yeah ,NAH ! Put wheels on it and call it the same name

    • @Nick-vp9gb
      @Nick-vp9gb 4 года назад +2

      Luiz Vartuli it’s actually more like government telling corporations to say no no

  • @TheBehm08
    @TheBehm08 Год назад +1

    They gotta stop hiring these scientists to all work in the same building

  • @soulsafe
    @soulsafe 2 года назад +1

    0:31 "daga"
    Bruh his sound effects are usually the best part of these

  • @djwhat5
    @djwhat5 4 года назад +800

    “I have all the cures in the world!”
    Government: Nah. We’re good

    • @vxson902
      @vxson902 4 года назад +1

      Person: it will probably make a lot of money

    • @Slassive
      @Slassive 4 года назад

      Well-That-Makes-Sense.

    • @yeeoo5772
      @yeeoo5772 4 года назад

      Well-That-Makes-Sense remember me when u hit 1k likes ur at 733

  • @neptune1970
    @neptune1970 4 года назад +1663

    Caleb: “I found the solution to everything.” Government: No

  • @saajiddaya2152
    @saajiddaya2152 2 года назад +1

    The sound effects make the beating sound much more brutal

  • @a_person2461
    @a_person2461 2 года назад +2

    That “what are you doing” just made my day my day 10 times better

  • @yawcet2780
    @yawcet2780 4 года назад +1849

    “ it’s ready right now... This could be out by next WEEK”
    INSTA KILLL

    • @xzempty_8387
      @xzempty_8387 4 года назад +4

      double points

    • @Moejave1TTV
      @Moejave1TTV 4 года назад +3

      maxxxx ammoooo

    • @noskalborg723
      @noskalborg723 4 года назад +1

      Isaiah 28:
      15 Because ye have said, We have made a covenant with death, and with hell are we at agreement; when the overflowing scourge shall pass through, it shall not come unto us: for we have made lies our refuge, and under falsehood have we hid ourselves:
      16 ¶ Therefore thus saith the Lord God, Behold, I lay in Zion for a foundation a stone, a tried stone, a precious corner stone, a sure foundation: he that believeth shall not make haste.
      17 Judgment also will I lay to the line, and righteousness to the plummet: and the hail shall sweep away the refuge of lies, and the waters shall overflow the hiding place.
      18 ¶ And your covenant with death shall be disannulled, and your agreement with hell shall not stand; when the overflowing scourge shall pass through, then ye shall be trodden down by it.

  • @Ajc-ni3xn
    @Ajc-ni3xn 4 года назад +3808

    He shoulda said “I know how to quick save” and made this a prequel.

    • @khyreebrown8197
      @khyreebrown8197 4 года назад +48

      Nah it’s the same guy from the Scam Likely video cuz he could teleport.

    • @ryadh456
      @ryadh456 4 года назад +14

      Oh shit that would have been amazing

    • @wolley2087
      @wolley2087 4 года назад +6

      @@kuroBozi stop promoting yourself in stupid ways, I understand you want to promote it, but try it differently

    • @mightypurplelicious3209
      @mightypurplelicious3209 4 года назад +2

      YellowLion104 success. I think they deleted their comment

    • @wolley2087
      @wolley2087 4 года назад +2

      @@mightypurplelicious3209 nice

  • @EC-dz4bq
    @EC-dz4bq 2 года назад +1

    This is true, Kodak had the first digital camera a really long time ago... but they buried it, as it would hurt their sales in film development. Which was their primary source of income at the time.

  • @MrTopspin21
    @MrTopspin21 2 месяца назад

    Yo! When the second scientist took that one handed homerun swing and said, "AH DAYUM!" I was gone lol 🤣🤣🤣

  • @crispgaming7010
    @crispgaming7010 4 года назад +2110

    scientist: i found the cure to everything
    government: i choped his legs off and then he didn't die

    • @edwardaydnap644
      @edwardaydnap644 4 года назад +63

      Government: I'm gonna carve my name into your back!

    • @llawliet5108
      @llawliet5108 4 года назад +40

      So I set him on fire

    • @testedalexthegreat1759
      @testedalexthegreat1759 4 года назад +5

      ruclips.net/video/XaHA6wXXKuQ/видео.html This guy is named gorvernor and he cut off someone's arm.

    • @JillCheese
      @JillCheese 4 года назад +14

      Government: He/She committed suicide with two bullet holes in the back of their execution-style decapitated head.

    • @ClaimerofLoot6942
      @ClaimerofLoot6942 4 года назад +4

      @@edwardaydnap644 Government :I'm killing his pets!!!

  • @teagannotfound2564
    @teagannotfound2564 4 года назад +1914

    I’m surprised the next scientist who walked in didn’t see the dead bodies on the floor lmao

    • @tegrabalonga9502
      @tegrabalonga9502 4 года назад +97

      They did...but they're used to it

    • @SuperNerdgirl101
      @SuperNerdgirl101 4 года назад +33

      They're just napping

    • @TummyHissell
      @TummyHissell 4 года назад +29

      He did. That's why he paused when he looked down, lol.

    • @jeetskeet8162
      @jeetskeet8162 4 года назад +2

      Did you use a capital I for lmao?
      Nvm i forgot youtube doesn't give the lowercase L a tiny little bend at the end

    • @blvck1635
      @blvck1635 4 года назад +4

      they were discretely hidden

  • @mjolnirsoul9214
    @mjolnirsoul9214 6 месяцев назад +2

    Ironic, he could save others from death, but not himself

  • @ryanvang4080
    @ryanvang4080 Год назад +2

    The gas part...we need that now. Lol

  • @thatluckylettuceguythatsle4358
    @thatluckylettuceguythatsle4358 4 года назад +2886

    Scientist:”I CREATED A CURE FOR ALL DISEASES.”
    Government: *its free real estate*

  • @hedayatahir
    @hedayatahir 4 года назад +3278

    I just realized that this man made a career talking to himself.

    • @crystaldawngraham
      @crystaldawngraham 4 года назад +12

      True lmao

    • @kakashihatake374
      @kakashihatake374 4 года назад +55

      And they called me crazy

    • @jimmykeyframes
      @jimmykeyframes 4 года назад +26

      and folding himself lmao

    • @RyanInSD
      @RyanInSD 4 года назад +4

      All those crazy people on the bus are doing it wrong

    • @odomobo
      @odomobo 4 года назад

      relevant: ruclips.net/video/txS_0NQ-vw0/видео.html

  • @pi4313
    @pi4313 Год назад +8

    Nikola Tesla moment

  • @Max_Pendragon
    @Max_Pendragon Год назад +1

    The first guy actually cured himself of death already, and is simply playing dead to find the right moment to escape

  • @novacaine_
    @novacaine_ 4 года назад +2453

    *1st guy gets folded*
    Me: Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

    • @VoidScorpius
      @VoidScorpius 4 года назад +200

      If I'm not mistaken it was him who revived and figured out teleportation at the end.

    • @impulse7942
      @impulse7942 4 года назад +60

      @@novacaine_ technically though, the first guy said it came to him in a dream.. Maybe he just has a lot of wacky dreams

    • @arcelay4764
      @arcelay4764 4 года назад +11

      @@novacaine_
      Why was he sleeping on the floor tho.

    • @novacaine_
      @novacaine_ 4 года назад +18

      @@impulse7942 you're right it is him... Caleb has the same hat and top at the end as the 1st lmaoo

    • @novacaine_
      @novacaine_ 4 года назад +4

      @@arcelay4764 yeah you're right lmaoo

  • @babyjae7316
    @babyjae7316 2 года назад

    *THE PEOPLE WHAT ABOUT THE PEOPLE, DWAAAHHH*
    I never died off of laughter that much 🤣🤣🤣

  • @CamKoudo
    @CamKoudo Год назад +1

    The guy at the end, I thought he had come back to life cuz he maybe tested his cure to death on himself earlier xD

  • @tylersun4300
    @tylersun4300 4 года назад +13329

    Caleb’s beatdowns are slowly becoming smoother, and harder-hitting, almost like he’s literally getting combos

    • @auto_4097
      @auto_4097 4 года назад +268

      He was training in the fighting game video

    • @lilmacco7674
      @lilmacco7674 4 года назад +32

      😂 fax

    • @jittercritter
      @jittercritter 4 года назад +67

      He’s leveling it up

    • @tytbmbutterboi6664
      @tytbmbutterboi6664 4 года назад +32

      He's training to be a fighter in Smash

    • @xerothusxerotthus781
      @xerothusxerotthus781 4 года назад +42

      We have seen k.o, we have seen counters, we have seen stuns, now we need a few air combos, a nice cross up, an ultimate and a limp storyline to have a fully playable caleb in Street fighter.

  • @ianhuangncubed
    @ianhuangncubed 4 года назад +5612

    I’m not kidding, that hotdog idea is actually genius

    • @dequezborden6944
      @dequezborden6944 4 года назад +72

      So would hamburger tooo

    • @TheFIoridaMan
      @TheFIoridaMan 4 года назад +159

      n Cubed nah my sister does that shit and it makes the bread too soggy and it just falls through the bottom

    • @confucheese
      @confucheese 4 года назад +60

      That’s how I’ve been doing it for years, except I put stuff inside and outside

    • @rowdyrockinrandy6283
      @rowdyrockinrandy6283 4 года назад +40

      If it makes it soggy its because she let it sit to long I do that same thing and honestly its better

    • @gullsarekool4164
      @gullsarekool4164 4 года назад +15

      No because then the condiments mix with the bun and the taste goes away

  • @casualfilth2241
    @casualfilth2241 2 года назад +1

    They are making breakthroughs and he is breaking through their bones.

  • @takieddinbalti6956
    @takieddinbalti6956 Год назад +1

    "Less condiments falling out would mean less food wast-"

  • @KpR0dS
    @KpR0dS 4 года назад +1076

    plot twist: the guy who found the cure to death came back to life and manage to escape.

    • @jacobbrinson4822
      @jacobbrinson4822 4 года назад +54

      Catota did you see the end scene?

    • @damon2303
      @damon2303 4 года назад +15

      Jacob Brinson thanks I missed that part

    • @vc62
      @vc62 4 года назад +10

      Someone update the CalebLore wiki!

    • @feqol
      @feqol 4 года назад

      @@vc62 lmao

    • @JoaoVitor-qy3ze
      @JoaoVitor-qy3ze 4 года назад +33

      He not only came back to life, but discovered how to teleport

  • @rhinokaroku9765
    @rhinokaroku9765 4 года назад +4517

    The people: Hey, what happened to that guy in the news?
    Government: He died, in a mysterious fire....

    • @doug_jewell
      @doug_jewell 4 года назад +26

      👀👀👀

    • @SkydivingSquid
      @SkydivingSquid 4 года назад +162

      A mysterious fire.... that he set himself.... after associating with known radical terrorist groups...

    • @broodypie2216
      @broodypie2216 4 года назад +64

      It was an invisible methanol fire... from the racecars... in his office... because Jordan Belfort.

    • @Gustavozxd13
      @Gustavozxd13 4 года назад +58

      After the fire we discovered that he god shot in the back, most likely suicide

    • @diamondog101
      @diamondog101 4 года назад +39

      It turns out that he actually slipped on a banana, fell backwards and fell on a knife through his heart

  • @hannespeters1055
    @hannespeters1055 2 года назад +17

    As a former scientist, I can confirm I'm now paraplegic.

  • @betorockmetal
    @betorockmetal Год назад +2

    It's so sad than even the hotdog guy got killed. It may be a parody but this speaks volumes about the human greed and ambition it's so sickening.

  • @josephgetachew4215
    @josephgetachew4215 4 года назад +27613

    “This idea will probably make a lot of money -“ *Gets folded*

  • @shadesanders3153
    @shadesanders3153 4 года назад +2698

    Are we gonna ignore how that guy was freshly tucked under that table

  • @thouxanbandkyrie6841
    @thouxanbandkyrie6841 Год назад +3

    “ThE PeEeEople”😂

  • @abstract5249
    @abstract5249 10 месяцев назад +3

    It's actually a real thing called planned obsolescence.

  • @Nick_sensei
    @Nick_sensei 4 года назад +1000

    nice detail: the one that wakes up is the one that cured death because he can't die.

  • @Galaxy-MusicX
    @Galaxy-MusicX 4 года назад +10851

    Let's have a moment of silence for all the scientists who mysteriously lost their lives after making breakthroughs. 😔

    • @IsaiahSenku
      @IsaiahSenku 4 года назад +104

      Rip🙏😭

    • @pxrxy
      @pxrxy 4 года назад +157

      @@noskalborg723 I mean if God knew about this he could have done something by now, unless he doesn't care.

    • @bnashtay2278
      @bnashtay2278 4 года назад +8

      😭🙏

    • @maybeitsmic5196
      @maybeitsmic5196 4 года назад +156

      @@pxrxy I h8 responses like this, God gave us the greatest power of all, free will. He never controlled us or forced us to do anything. People themselves do horrible things like genocide and rape for example. It's easy to blame others for your own mistakes I guess lmao

    • @wisco9er536
      @wisco9er536 4 года назад +41

      @@maybeitsmic5196 Got eem

  • @dvdho4773
    @dvdho4773 2 года назад +1

    This explains everything about outdated products

  • @henryhooker3282
    @henryhooker3282 10 месяцев назад +1

    The hotdog scientist sounded like goofy from the hood when he got smacked with the bat 😂

  • @alexhb7949
    @alexhb7949 Год назад +2

    I've been doing that hotdog thing my whole life

  • @gabrielh5105
    @gabrielh5105 4 года назад +1470

    He's such a good actor that you actually feel there was too many people on this video

    • @sundigest1121
      @sundigest1121 4 года назад +65

      @Stop Looking Okay buzzkill.

    • @Senseirey
      @Senseirey 4 года назад +3

      People say that I’m the Walmart version of him lmao 😭😂

    • @Senseirey
      @Senseirey 4 года назад +1

      Cry Tz 😂😂😂

    • @ma1ist
      @ma1ist 4 года назад +4

      It's the really fun editing. Not the acting.
      Eg how the camera shakes and pans in and the direction changes and shit
      It's basic but fun.

    • @drany6707
      @drany6707 4 года назад +3

      He has good ideas but no he's not a good actor. His acting is on the same level as 9 out of 10 random people. Anyone could do these lines/characters.

  • @psychologic__
    @psychologic__ 4 года назад +427

    “I don’t need sleep, I need answers.”
    Caleb: “I need sleep, it gives me answers”