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Don't have time to see this movie?
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Already saw it but forgot some of it and too lazy to watch it all again?
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Just saw the movie but wanna see some youtube videos about it?
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welcome to the world's best worst recaps.
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"Occasionally vibrating wife" is the most original and disrespectful way to name a woman with frequent Seizures lmao
I thought it was a vibrator joke 😭
@@HackermanHunter i thought it was an orgasm joke too
I have epilepsy and I'm all. For it, vibrate away 🎉
@@HackermanHunter she pretty much is the vibrator
I have epilepsy and I'm all for it. Vibrate away 🎉
I'm pretty sure High Boi summoned all of his inner math skills just to make sure that girl was not a minor.
Sadly he forgot to account for the fact that she's still mentally a 6 year old
A real hero
Bro he is way to smart for us
Which is a bit suspect cause it's the mental age that matters, still technically a kid
@@BloodiedCrown 🤓
My man did a whole ass math class to avoid jail lol
I would too if ama keep it real
Average lolicon fan
delicious 🤤
@@user-iu8lh4gt3d am not a loli fan js a not going in prison fan
No risks!
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"occasionally vibrating" has to be the best description for spasms to ever exist
can we just point out how no one goes to get help when the lady is having a seizure even if it is a "regular" occurence?
Lmao, ya true 😂😂😂
It's a very rude way of saying that tho
@@theman-pq9lpIf somehow you are not aware, that’s the form of this guys content.
I have a friend who is occasionally vibrating
3:58 "mid-size sedan turns into large exotic supercar" is one of the best lines in the vid lmao
"nice healthy dose of childhood trauma" is crazy 💀💀
Pushing your older sister down the stairs is good for your health /j
No that’s how it works you want like
Growth=frequency of trauma-(Stable home+supportive stable attachment to parents)
If your support network is stable and healthy you can turn trauma into growth otherwise growing turns into trauma
wow, congrats, you can remember a line from the video. your brain still works.
1000th like
He's not wrong you know!
"where we cut to a beach and a woman is getting naked, HELL YEAH" -High Boi 2024
i feel like the “hell yeah” response to “a woman is getting naked” is equivalent to “nice” to the number “69”
The little boy had a kid in one day…..then lost that same kid on the same day
Its fine, he’s a kid mentally. As an adult it had different ramifications. A child who didn’t even know what sex is, or what pregnancy is, is hardly gonna care about any of those facts
@@SweatySheets ew it’s jello coming out 💀
@@theshadowking3198”why is it screaming” 💀
@@keyztroke NAAHHH
Your reply section is... y'know what this is average for high boi viewers
high boi is like those monotone movie recapped channels but sentient, funny and entertaining
The movie recap channels are how i discovered Dead Meat and High Boi, so glad I did too
@@SweatySheets same loll
Bro dead meat is so good@@SweatySheets
@@RestInPeace-Toriyama the get to the numbers bits are peak entertainment, actually, everything they do is peak entertainment
@@dankdio2887 just like jojos
“Occasionally vibrating” is a crazy way to describe somebody with seizures 💀
vot
His search history at 7:55 is just insane 😂
what
I didn’t even see that 😂
I paused and looked at it
Is red pee normal? 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
😂😂😂😂hilarious though I kinda wish I could unsee it now 😅
"Welcome to Old" - stock response for when a 30-something complains of aches and pains.
“You’ll understand one day son”
Mid Size Sedan
Sub Compact SUV
Large Exotic Supercar
Regular SIze Economy Hatchback
Large Commercial Panel Van
Family Mini Van
High Boi is highly eloquent in his speech
Thanks for writing it down
Just like Max0r and the Big Boss
The oversized manager
There's also Japanese Kei truck
I had no idea at what point in the movie i was allowed to call maddox hot thank fot helping out high boi
You r most welcum
The Maddox Paradox
"The hunchback of instagram" that one was good.
High Boi would have a field day with The Emperor New Groove...
Now I need this
I'm just waiting for him to recap the absolute fever dream that is Shark Tale
Liking for visibility.
Yesssssss, definitely wanna see his take on it
Bumping this comment so High Boi can see it.
7:56 bro‘s search history
It's funny
Tbh if a kid grew into an adult on a beach, he would be tanned chocolate. But the movie was shallow af to not warrant any deep thought
I remember actually watching this movie and being horrified by it. So high boi making it look goofy is practically a medication.
3:00 I feel like the reason these people accept the offer to go to the "secret beach" is because they feel a sense of being exceptional, and also a private beach? Come on, who wouldn't say no to that.
I hate the beach so this never would have happened to me lol
@@brieoshiro Right, if one hated beaches then you probably wouldn’t have been in the seaside resort in the first place to even be given the offer… True survivors go to the desert that makes you young 🫡
The thumbnail >>>>
2:14 Mid-size Sedan
2:38 Subcompact SUV
3:58 Large Exotic Supercar
4:23 Small Japanese Kei Truck
5:15 Regular-size Economy Hatchback
6:29 Large Commercial Panel Van
9:07 Family Minivan
11:25 the black guy
2:16 The most confused he’s ever been.
The cave scene with the breaking back scared me so hard when I watched the movie 🦴🦴🪨
I saw this movie in the theatres when it came out. That bone breaking scene was the only part where I had to close my eyes.
“Sounds so vegan” is my favourite high boi quote and I will be dropping it into casual conversation from now on.
It's not exactly new.
"Woman getting naked"
HELL YEAH 😂
“Guy called Guy”
10/10 made me cry
I was alone during covid and had no one to talk to much. So i spent most of my time on yt and other apps, basically on my phone 24x7. And i listened to you narrating these movie recaps..and i was in love. Weird but it was there. Just adding this because i didn't want to go without saying it atleast once
Please don't go. There is still so much to do and experience, even if it hurts sometimes. You are not alone. Sending a huge bear hug your way.
I don't know where you are planning to go, but I'm sure there will be more High Boi explaining videos in the future
8:21
"You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?"
Asian parents:
Whats this a reference to?
Portal @@oojollyrabbitoo6704
@@oojollyrabbitoo6704portal
@@oojollyrabbitoo6704 Portal, GLaDOS fight
„mid-size sedan freaks out and turns into large exotic supercar” 3:58 had me dying 😭😭
8:14 To answer that question in short terms, they would be in the period window for a little over a minute, followed by 3 and a half minutes of rest time.
Long explanation, if an hour in movie equals a year of aging, then an hour in movie is 8760 hours in real time, using that logic 1 second is 8760 seconds. Divide the amount of seconds in a day - 86,400 - by 8760, you get 9.8630136986, which, for convenience, rounds to 10 seconds. It takes 10 seconds to age 1 day, so it takes 70 seconds to age a week (approximate period window) and 210 second (approximate out of period window) to age the rest, so they would be in the period window for a little over a minute, followed by 3 and a half minutes of rest time.
I don’t even care if this makes sense or not, the dedication is amazing
One hour in this movie equals 2 years of aging
short terms?
pov high boi calculating maddoxs age: "ive never been more passionate about anything else in my life"
Legit been rewatching all your videos cus I’ve been hella bored lately, thank god you uploaded a new one cus I was almost out.
the full size minivan jokes are top teir
I funking love how he had original insults for anything
Welcome to this channel, you gonna love it here
her son looking like an "auschwitz survivor" is CRAZY 💀💀
Not that crazy, people just too sensitive these days so it can seem crazy
The most unrealistic part of this movie is a pharmaceutical company trying to develop a pill you only have to take once.
Thank you for watching all the movies I either don’t or won’t. And also summarizing them in such an amazing form, you legend.
Love your videos bro, I always get a better mood from just seeing new uploads from you ❤
Im not kidding i checked an hour ago if u posted and just saw it now u made my day
congrats on 100 vids high hoi🎉🎉🎉
i love how simple you made this story
"Subcompact SUV" "15 passenger panel van" "Large exotic supercar" the constantly changing names for the black rapper guy are hilarious
Dude legit did more maths than I did today to find out if he can legally hit on someone 🤣
THE GOATS BACK BABBBYYYY , i love your content man pls make more
Ein 10 von 10 Video. Ich erhoffe mir mehr dieser vorzüglichen Videos. Vielen Dank
I’m convinced that high boi is drug addict who stumbled across a handheld camcorder and is mumbling while stealing his neighbor’s cable
I remember watching this with my ex-bf like 2 years ago and im telling you all, that scene with the hunch-back of notre dam is fucking horrible, its like if boneitis from that one futurama episode was a real thing and it was not fun to look at
YESS I WAS WAITING FOR THIS
I always love when you upload
I have calculated the actual rating of this movie using your rating system. It works out to around 36.23%
8:40 "this is a pretty good condom commercial"
-cinemasins while he sinned this film
Happy hundred video High boi 🎉
Yipee! High boi posted and on my best day of the school week. This day is great😊
This guy deserves 10mil subs, underrated channel
Hated the dumbass decisions in this movie, thank you for making shortening it :D
@serbianjem-rogale358 it’s understandable to hate dumbass characters but at the same time they are what drives the movie on sometimes p.s if your looking for a movie with smart characters check up on the thing and your next
@@user-pf2lh7lm1kbro don’t defend a shit movie. if they characters were smart the movie would still be a pile of shit it would jsut be shiny
congrats on your 100th video anotha banga from high boiiiiiiiiiiiii😎😎
Fantastic video as always brother! I caught that vg / wildcat inflatable man easter egg
"and their daughter is f*kin Jailbait" _vietnam flashbacks from early internet_
I cannot explain how much joy I feel when High Boi posts a new video. Thank you.
I truly love these
can't wait for the pregnant girl part
Wait what 💀
this is a sentence i hope to never hear again
fym by that
Hey everyone, keep an eye on this guy
Sir, ayo?🤨📸
did high boi just use math in a complicated way to FIND OUT IF SHE'S LEGAL? 💀
Happy 100th video High Boi!
High boi, for years I've watched you and just today I got my first high. I made sure to watch this video while first time high. Writing this post high
7:00 well that turn 0 to 100 quickly
"Passive observer" killed me.
This is definitely one of my favorite high boi videos 😂
i vaguely remember this movie and i just know high boi’s narration is going to make this a fever dream and a half
0:29 BRISKET? IS THAT A FUCKING GUILTY GEAR REFERENCE
Yeah.....no one ever thinks about the period thing. Then again, I didn't really expect a movie directed by a dude to address that sorta thing. These women would immediately start gushing blood nonstop before rapid menopause sets in.
Im not even half way through the episode yet and already gotta say, that this is the funniest video you ever made
You are doing gods work with that math🙏
love it when you upload a new vid
"Occasionally vibrating wife" is such a wild way to phrase that ahaha
this is one of the best videos in reascent from high boi
My cheeks have been clenched waiting for a new vid, now they have released!! 🙏🏽
The scene of the instagram addict girl snapping and healing her bones nearly made me throw up in cinema when I watched this
5:11 Down bad I see, Boi.
congrats on 100th video
congratulations on your 100th video
7:46 HE SAID THE NAME OF THE GAME
Dead Cells fans when they find out what the outer layer of their skin is made out of :
I'm still not sure where High Boi is originally from, but he defintely lives in England.
daddy has blessed us with an upload
Bro this guys movie reviews is my favorite thing ever
cant believe i didnt pick up on the stupid ass names in this movie the first time 💀
You always upload when I’m in class
I’m in your walls I’m in your walls
I’m in your walls I’m in your walls
i'm in your ceiling
I'm in your replies
@@RVoidFallI’m in your trousers
I don't know how you do it, but don't stop doing it!
Yoooooooo another high boi episode
11:26 is quite relatable
it was posted 5 min ago wtf
Womp Womp
I’ve watched this entire movie through RUclips and have never sat and watched it. CinemaSins (that doesn’t count since he manipulates scenes) FoundFlix, HeavySpoilers and countless others explaining. Now i can add HighBoi to that list. Also yes, i know it isnt a substitute for watching the movies, which is why i have no opinion on the movie other than its worth a watch, i just have never and yet i feel like i could describe the movie quite accurately
The fact this videos still feels unique compared to the others which all mostly feel the same, are a restatement to how good these videos are. Also, the medicine they were testing actually worked. The woman who kept having seizures didn’t have one for a very long time thanks to the medicine.
Edit; the old man is suffering dementia, so technically he is losing is mind yeah, but not cus of the situation, just because of his age
this movie is not worth the watch. this movie is ass beyond belief
@@gabrielduran3305 for what reason exactly? If that’s just your opinion, then I didn’t ask. If you can back it up and expand on that, fine. Otherwise just making a statement is irrelevant to me
@@SweatySheets buddy you need reasons? the writing is shit. the camera work is one of the worst in any movie. for a “horror” movie there was nothing scary besides a single cave scene that was at the end of the movie. the characters are laughable bad. the entire plot of the movie is bad considering the amount of missing people that are all going missing at this resort for years and yet no police no nothing ever occurred. i can fo on i watched this movie the day it came out wanting it to be good
@@gabrielduran3305 all you’ve done is say its bad. Which i understand you think. I’m asking why you think its bad because if the characters didn’t mention their illness, the movie wouldn’t exist. This is what im saying is a bad take. Horror doesn’t mean jumpscare but okay. All you’ve done is say its bad, not what makes those things bad. You’re basically saying “This writing is bad, cus i said its bad” the people were most likely missing for a couple weeks at best. As you said and we know. Glad to know you lack critical thinking and the film just goes over your head. The horror here is being used as guinea pigs for medicine you have no idea about and losing your entire life in a matter of hours. You just fail to step back and see the bigger picture cus “mOviE BaD”
New High Boi video? I'm a simple man. I see High Boi uploading, I click.
4:56 bro was sick of being a idiot so he became a genius 💀
This was the first horror movie I ever watched, In the movie theatre on my 13th birthday! Good times...
What were the RUclips workers thinking letting the thumbnail go through moderation 😭😭😭😭💀💀🙏 🙏🙏🙏🙏
High boi reciting the beach that makes you old word for word by heart has to be the most high boi shit I've ever seen
I didn't saw that movie, but from your perspective, it must be very stih movie.
Nicely done!
ambatanat
real
bro was first
"midsize sedan" "large exotic supercar" "regular size economy hatchback" the way he keeps switching them is hilarious