Kingsmen explained by an idiot (censored)

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @Lucifer-ro4zi
    @Lucifer-ro4zi 2 года назад +6555

    Imagine this mans in public speaking, instant A+ everytime

    • @emk4y391
      @emk4y391 2 года назад +99

      Fr, I want to elect this man as president

    • @jackreacher9001
      @jackreacher9001 2 года назад +60

      I feel like he is hella white and gets nervous in public

    • @youxkio
      @youxkio 2 года назад +9

      Me too, after editing.

    • @alaster1403
      @alaster1403 2 года назад +35

      @@jackreacher9001 bruh

    • @milkedman4753
      @milkedman4753 2 года назад +3

      Who grades public speaking...?

  • @GreenFaceMT
    @GreenFaceMT 2 года назад +3483

    Finally a movie that's rated 100% by high boi. Now I know that it's good.

  • @mikkopaloheimo6413
    @mikkopaloheimo6413 2 года назад +3638

    The church scene is 5 mins long and epic with free bird playing in the backround.

    • @blinikot7960
      @blinikot7960 2 года назад +67

      I prefer the Doom version.

    • @absoluteswine383
      @absoluteswine383 2 года назад +19

      na ocean man was the peak

    • @NegusInParis01
      @NegusInParis01 2 года назад +28

      Easy best scene in the movie

    • @strob5657
      @strob5657 2 года назад +3

      that solo blasting as bgm was so good

    • @Yeettoinfinity
      @Yeettoinfinity 2 года назад +1

      They did it on the first take as well!!

  • @josephtarko3610
    @josephtarko3610 2 года назад +3456

    When we needed him most, the legend posted. Two videos, no less.

    • @parvdeepdeswal9407
      @parvdeepdeswal9407 2 года назад +12

      this viedo is already on his channel this is just censored

    • @dogfood2461
      @dogfood2461 2 года назад +29

      This is a reupload. You ain’t a fan.

    • @parvdeepdeswal9407
      @parvdeepdeswal9407 2 года назад +6

      @@dogfood2461 lmao exactly

    • @potatobutter141
      @potatobutter141 2 года назад +2

      @@dogfood2461 lol fax

    • @seajay6120
      @seajay6120 2 года назад +6

      @@dogfood2461 name every high boi

  • @ImagineAnimationStudios
    @ImagineAnimationStudios 2 года назад +3437

    I'm sure he only added "censored" on the title to trick yt

    • @dejif2482
      @dejif2482 2 года назад +23

      @@petetorres5200 lmao same dude

    • @milituga628
      @milituga628 2 года назад +61

      Who was the 9 mudafukas that liked this comment

    • @SH4NUU
      @SH4NUU 2 года назад +9

      Now its 89 lol

    • @SH4NUU
      @SH4NUU 2 года назад +12

      Btw 69 is my roll number in college 😅👌🏻

    • @ImagineAnimationStudios
      @ImagineAnimationStudios 2 года назад +14

      Road to 420 ig

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 года назад +698

    That church massacre scene is one of the best fight sequences I've seen in a movie

  • @minidyrus89
    @minidyrus89 2 года назад +208

    1:54 streched
    2:05 normal
    3:35 upsidedown
    4:11 normal but big
    4:26 4:3
    5:03 "big brain time"
    7:39 CHAD
    7:59 ultra stretch upside down
    9:00 double drip
    9:47 acid trip

    • @NiIqwa
      @NiIqwa Год назад +11

      Thank you
      Saved my life

  • @antonfeirer
    @antonfeirer 2 года назад +1110

    High Boi: "Censored"
    Also High Boi at 0:02: "Fuck colorblind ppl logo"

    • @y.u.j.i6127
      @y.u.j.i6127 2 года назад +14

      LMFAO-

    • @abdullahihussein5098
      @abdullahihussein5098 2 года назад +6

      He swears a lot

    • @Calxify
      @Calxify 2 года назад +2

      fam it isnt the same channel

    • @vorips
      @vorips 2 года назад +22

      you know the funny thing is that he's right, it's really hard for me to see that logo

    • @najwawaheed8365
      @najwawaheed8365 Год назад +3

      @@voripsI genuinely don’t knkw what it says lol

  • @olliesutton1804
    @olliesutton1804 2 года назад +557

    As a plumber the toilet scene always amused me, the water would literally drain through the toilets, unless they were blocked which would mean they couldnt breath air through them 😂 The fact people just believe the pressure of the water in the room wouldnt force its way round a U bend is just ridiculous 😂

    • @rp6635
      @rp6635 2 года назад +21

      i wondered how was it, that they had enough air to breath!

    • @capperbuns
      @capperbuns Год назад +7

      Always thought that was bullshit, glad i was right.

    • @bable6314
      @bable6314 6 месяцев назад +2

      The toilets would literally flush themselves with that amount of pressure

    • @Llamazalt
      @Llamazalt 26 дней назад

      did you kill bowser

  • @Iceman-hb3uk
    @Iceman-hb3uk 2 года назад +140

    I've seen pretty much every film he explained and it's funny how he can tell actually quite good the story of the film while still being funny af.

  • @brmarko3
    @brmarko3 2 года назад +663

    Appreciated for using the proper term "CENSORED", instead of this 'family friendly' bullshit.

  • @dangerousnoodle8779
    @dangerousnoodle8779 2 года назад +101

    Lets take a moment to appreciate how when eggsy is ambushed by guards in the prison tunnels, he actually lifts his hand to cover his head with the bulletproof suit
    Small details

    • @anonme_
      @anonme_ 2 года назад +6

      And before and after that, a legion of highly skilled soldiers can't take a single fucking headshot. Small details, my ass.

  • @yuyuredsan4727
    @yuyuredsan4727 2 года назад +207

    The fact I watched this when I was a kid just to see it summarized in the most ridiculous way💀✋🏽

    • @Iamapotato963
      @Iamapotato963 2 года назад +3

      same

    • @sbgcrispy6779
      @sbgcrispy6779 2 года назад +12

      As a kid?

    • @huda..
      @huda.. Год назад

      no one is talking about the end scene and it amuses me

  • @y.u.j.i6127
    @y.u.j.i6127 2 года назад +136

    "censored" is the new word for "yt WILL demonitize me if i 'swear" but rly in just gonna bc in lord heavens i have alot of sins and who cares.

  • @johnrafaelb.garcia269
    @johnrafaelb.garcia269 2 года назад +28

    archer actually did get into the secret room in the animated short 5:32
    and i saw a reddit post that the MARV logo was a joke cuz the owner himself Matthew Vaughn cant even see it

  • @psychonautical6587
    @psychonautical6587 2 года назад +23

    This is so much more efficient than re watching a film you’ve already seen, you can get the whole experience just from this guy reminding you stuff that happened 😂

  • @tempestx13
    @tempestx13 2 года назад +32

    I want him to do tenet so badly because of how perplexed he might be at explaining or how easily he could explain it it could be super funny

  • @Martwy1312
    @Martwy1312 2 года назад +107

    6:20
    Funny thing, a blank round from that range would fucking kill that dog either way
    bruh

    • @videoms1271
      @videoms1271 2 года назад +64

      It's spy blank, it's even more blanker

    • @ClorxxKage
      @ClorxxKage Год назад

      @@videoms1271 HA

    • @chrome7657
      @chrome7657 Год назад +4

      Could just be a primer

    • @HlrMuja
      @HlrMuja Год назад +1

      That realization sound from him followed by 'my bad' is the best😂

    • @1sugarplum971
      @1sugarplum971 Год назад

      What's a "blank round"?

  • @rhettfuller1577
    @rhettfuller1577 2 года назад +364

    You should more animated movies, Atlantis The Lost Empire and Treasure Planet would both be great for you to do
    I love watching your videos keep making them!!!

  • @malankyshanky9877
    @malankyshanky9877 2 года назад +283

    I love how this is considered censorship
    (Second times the charm)

    • @youxkio
      @youxkio 2 года назад +2

      Modest Pelican is that you?

    • @malankyshanky9877
      @malankyshanky9877 2 года назад +3

      @@youxkio No this pfp is his nft, "pls don't screen shot one person per nft"

    • @overmind06
      @overmind06 2 года назад +3

      you mean bleeping out the word "cunt" is not censoring?

    • @aladeenescobar1075
      @aladeenescobar1075 2 года назад

      @@overmind06 fuck goes as usual tho

  • @Umbrasana
    @Umbrasana 2 года назад +31

    Please continue uploading this often. You have no idea how enjoyable your content is. 🤝

  • @sarwarkhan7809
    @sarwarkhan7809 2 года назад +61

    The editing was top notch... i had to rewind to see him.. he was totally blended in the crowd.. great editing..it's at 6:37

    • @krunkikrofna
      @krunkikrofna 2 года назад +4

      Looks like it was in the movie and not edited

    • @ajjamsen694
      @ajjamsen694 9 месяцев назад

      I didn't even notice, holy shit 😂

  • @comradegaming1897
    @comradegaming1897 2 года назад +30

    That church scene changed fight scenes for me. Something about long shots with some very well hidden cuts that keeps you in the action and makes you feel like you're running around with the character kicking ass

  • @jackson9700
    @jackson9700 2 года назад +22

    Thought I was freaking high for a moment and somehow imagined a whole ass video about spooderman but nope, turns out I was just extra blessed today.

  • @Cyro_Gen
    @Cyro_Gen 2 года назад +8

    This man basically does an incoirrect summary which turns into a correct summary, I love it.

  • @agoodday596
    @agoodday596 2 года назад +22

    he actually rated a movie 100%

  • @benmartin8015
    @benmartin8015 2 года назад +18

    9:10 it’s not JUST spectacular it was fooking spectacular

  • @hamsterdam1942
    @hamsterdam1942 2 года назад +59

    "censored"
    3 seconds in: "fuck"

  • @junkdude9486
    @junkdude9486 2 года назад +12

    9:44 "and the nhe this movie gets a nice cool up his" man thats deep

  • @Z711zz
    @Z711zz 2 года назад +18

    6:15
    Eggsy: you shoot your dog
    Harry: it was blank dipsh*t
    Eggsy: OOOOOOO ok

  • @joeljohn2042
    @joeljohn2042 2 года назад +33

    How this man manages to demonetise a video of him recapping a spy movie is beyond my mortal comprehension

  • @ayushmurali5501
    @ayushmurali5501 2 года назад +23

    I now realize that the Kings Man and the Kingsmen are both different movies...

    • @GamerGypps
      @GamerGypps 2 года назад +3

      Part of the same Series though.

    • @danny-mb3pe
      @danny-mb3pe 2 года назад +1

      It's the origin of the king's man what you want them to do?

  • @nonononono1237
    @nonononono1237 2 года назад +51

    You're a LEGEND bro, you literally posted 2 videos a few seconds apart... WTF?!?
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    I ain't complaining tho😎

    • @kirby1225
      @kirby1225 2 года назад

      bro it's a re-upload...

  • @poria1990
    @poria1990 Год назад +6

    3:10 the thing about toilet air, if there is enough water that the room is filled to the ceiling then that said water is going to flow inside the toilet and the pipe behind it will be just water and no air.

  • @Cbrmkn98xs
    @Cbrmkn98xs 2 года назад +10

    1:29 “the rozzers”
    *Top Gear flashbacks*

  • @MiezMiezYT
    @MiezMiezYT 2 года назад +4

    Thank you so much for uploading a censored variant of the video, all your videos are so entertainig!

  • @vixengypsy
    @vixengypsy 2 года назад +4

    I still haven't seen these movies, but you, Sir, make me want to watch them! Thanks for another great video.

  • @ledestroyerofworlds9366
    @ledestroyerofworlds9366 2 года назад +11

    2:11 now I know what that word actually means

  • @dailykrisztian
    @dailykrisztian 2 года назад +11

    the deez nuts meme at 4:30 is perfect dude I had to laugh so hard rn its 3 am and I woke up my parents but DAMN XD

  • @jazzsenford3310
    @jazzsenford3310 2 года назад +23

    Goddamn RUclips and their monetizing laws. Censored isn't your style. I love the video anyway. Always a fan.

  • @the_fwordforrealz8609
    @the_fwordforrealz8609 2 года назад +3

    glad you're doing these censored I appreciate this

  • @coolcorgi9
    @coolcorgi9 2 года назад +13

    6:45 WHEN THE DOOM MUSIC KICKS IN

  • @mikes9339
    @mikes9339 2 года назад +7

    "This movie gets a nice, cool... egg out of egg." LOL brilliant.

  • @Ryanyugioh1919
    @Ryanyugioh1919 2 года назад +7

    Thanks for uploading a censored version so I can actually watch without having to verify my account

  • @JeSusTheSus
    @JeSusTheSus 2 года назад +5

    1:40 can we please talk about that this is the best scene in the movie ?

  • @archiescriven6178
    @archiescriven6178 2 года назад +4

    2:42 Why would you need a private jet with folding wings? i mean it's not a space problem, they obviously have a door big enough, there's a Nimrod Right next to it. Actully there's lot of of stuff in this hangar that doesn't make much sens for a organization that needs to be conspicuous, A seafury, 3 London buses , Greengrass's lorry from heartbeat (Alright i admit that's a nice reference to British TV) a Mig-27 and also how the hell do they move that bright yellow submarine.....Ohhh i get it... never mind

  • @Jimmy-pc9ed
    @Jimmy-pc9ed 2 года назад +3

    I just fell in love with this guy and the content he makes

  • @stijnvossen8059
    @stijnvossen8059 2 года назад

    Loved that the poster in the background just flipped upside down and back

  • @N0VaDa
    @N0VaDa 2 года назад +40

    Ey high boooooooi could you do encantooooooooooo some day pls:)

  • @threefoldland
    @threefoldland 2 года назад +1

    These videos are class. Theres no other way to put it.

  • @chunky0075
    @chunky0075 2 года назад +6

    I love his definition of “censored”

  • @haywoodjablome7822
    @haywoodjablome7822 2 года назад +1

    Two videos in one day? Must be my birthday.

  • @juwelplaykid1042
    @juwelplaykid1042 2 года назад +14

    Good censoring, bro. It’s fine, I only wanted to watch this one because I cannot watch the original

  • @Maple_Syruhp
    @Maple_Syruhp Год назад +1

    the fact he calls the British SAS "spy dudes" makes me laugh uncontrollably
    W video

  • @samirm9097
    @samirm9097 2 года назад +5

    1:53 Nah he just tried to do The Matrix dodging bullets lean. Tried

  • @tdh3069
    @tdh3069 2 года назад +1

    these videos make the movies so much better

  • @comedyman4896
    @comedyman4896 2 года назад +8

    1:00 lmao, fucking zoom meeting

  • @tylerharry6319
    @tylerharry6319 9 дней назад

    Egg out of egg for the rating? That's probably the best score any movie has gotten on this channel.

  • @vedranthemadridista
    @vedranthemadridista 2 года назад +9

    2:30 you sound like Indian dude who is telling me how to activate windows

  • @linusprime2661
    @linusprime2661 2 года назад +1

    When I saw the title: Pogchamp face*
    When I saw censored: my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. But I’m gonna watch it anyway

  • @dirtyboyzproductions6373
    @dirtyboyzproductions6373 2 года назад +4

    I didn't think Id like the censored videos as much as the normal until I noticed they're not really censored lol

  • @harshharsh4710
    @harshharsh4710 2 года назад

    Bro this guy channel will boom in a month

  • @cookiqman
    @cookiqman 2 года назад +10

    hey, more Outlast when? or did you end that series? id love to see you scared shitless again. but seriously love your content man, and if you sometimes feel like not making anything dont push it. have a good day.

    • @BloodyHonors
      @BloodyHonors 2 года назад

      shut the heck up boi he chillin 😎 😎

  • @KommandantHeinrich
    @KommandantHeinrich Год назад +1

    "Nice cool EGG Out of EGG" Beautiful

  • @sirwambua1317
    @sirwambua1317 2 года назад +15

    6:55 go crazy....🤪go stupid....🤪

  • @Roman-gy7pr
    @Roman-gy7pr 2 года назад +1

    "spot of bother with the rozers" had me laughing more than it should have

  • @ultrafishgaming7841
    @ultrafishgaming7841 2 года назад +9

    5:21 he basically said that

  • @THEAXOLOTT
    @THEAXOLOTT Месяц назад

    Bro THIS MOVIE IS THE BEST AND U EXPLAINED IT SI GOOD

  • @randomguy1048
    @randomguy1048 2 года назад +6

    4:20 yep, that's Britain, i have to witness it

  • @rovdp15
    @rovdp15 2 года назад

    can't forget the part where eggsy absolutely tears the below part in a very sensual way of the swedish princess

  • @victoriawang1356
    @victoriawang1356 2 года назад +5

    0:50
    carpet
    the answer to your query is carpet

  • @bxauh
    @bxauh 2 месяца назад

    he gave this movie a perfect score crazy to think about

  • @Taylor-lh1mn
    @Taylor-lh1mn 2 года назад +6

    4:00 is the British prime minister not Swedish

  • @nicodallacorte6658
    @nicodallacorte6658 2 года назад +1

    i loveyour videos i usually smoke a shesh while watching

  • @IanMcMath
    @IanMcMath 2 года назад +14

    This is great I can’t breathe 😂😂😂

  • @manolososa5173
    @manolososa5173 2 года назад

    Hahah your edits just keep getting better and better

  • @colshotlp9692
    @colshotlp9692 2 года назад +11

    3:55 exactly my reaction XD I made the same face by the way XD

  • @greatyeeter4967
    @greatyeeter4967 2 года назад +1

    Holy shit this might be the first and last perfect score he will ever give a movie.

  • @aduck1359
    @aduck1359 2 года назад +4

    As a brit i can confirm all the british slang in this is 104% correct

  • @benpetherick604
    @benpetherick604 Год назад

    this is the highest rated high boi movie ever
    egg / egg = 100%

  • @Zi4rra
    @Zi4rra 2 года назад +6

    3:15 forgot to say one of the kids ded

  • @vitamin_pr0tein
    @vitamin_pr0tein 8 часов назад

    That thumbnail is a gem

  • @Mxsfit11Six
    @Mxsfit11Six 2 года назад +7

    2:49 Testing "faze" 👌🏻

  • @LimeDragonBoi
    @LimeDragonBoi 2 года назад

    Thanks for uploading a censored version

  • @julian86484
    @julian86484 2 года назад +7

    high boi wouldn’t be better for your channel if you uploaded the censored videos on your main, and uncensored on this one?

  • @xaleon6847
    @xaleon6847 2 года назад

    Egg out of egg is the only 100% review he’s ever given I think

  • @carrot7590
    @carrot7590 2 года назад +3

    Fun fact, the main actor ( the guy who played eggsy)'s dad is one of my neighbours.

  • @Birdman441
    @Birdman441 2 года назад

    bro i have watched this on both channels and it is still entertaining.

  • @jikert4815
    @jikert4815 2 года назад +3

    I love this series. Please do the other movies in this series

  • @huntcringedown2721
    @huntcringedown2721 2 года назад

    Ok how the hell this man has only 4 videos I need more

  • @cl0msy
    @cl0msy Год назад +4

    7:56 already coated in the cup

  • @not_enzo
    @not_enzo 2 года назад

    I am so happy for you. You're getting ads man. You just got 2 ads in the start of the vid.

  • @egg8253
    @egg8253 2 года назад +12

    9:02 stormtroopers

  • @MrKlotzi123
    @MrKlotzi123 2 года назад

    This is the best Content on RUclips.

  • @trevinotano
    @trevinotano 2 года назад +9

    It’s not even censored lol

  • @Moles-k9o
    @Moles-k9o 2 года назад

    I love this mans content fr

  • @silasseaman7827
    @silasseaman7827 2 года назад +7

    1:18 lego ma eggo

  • @raichu7836
    @raichu7836 2 года назад +1

    The censored videos are getting recomnded to me way way more than main channel im not even subscribed to this channel yet ig the censor is working

  • @frederikjohansen732
    @frederikjohansen732 2 года назад +2

    e

  • @CLUMSY101
    @CLUMSY101 2 года назад +1

    The way you explain things is freaking hilarious.... I'm bought, SUBCRIBE!