The best part is that Hans Zimmer pirated his own music for the _Pirates_ soundtrack. Go listen to "The Battle" from _Gladiator_ and tell me it doesn't sound similar.
@@SK27codm_and_more I'm a time traveler (Except no, the time that passed since the video was uploaded to RUclips isn't updated while you watch It, but the time that passed since a comment was posted does update every time you reload the comment section, so It's all ok)
Thank you, thank you. I cannot believe how many reviewers got the details about the sacrifice wrong. Like almost all of them ignore the fact that Jack cuts his hand before the curse is broken and assume ONLY Will is needed.
The first 3 Pirates movies are definitely well thought-out movies with a plot you have to pay attention to, yet most people just assume they're MCU-style popcorn flicks, don't pay attention, then blame the writing for being "too confusing"
@@JB00GIE22 especially the third one, everything makes perfect sense plot-wise but people are still "ugh, the plot is so confusing!" while all the side changes and motivations are actually genius and come to a brilliant end with the battle
@@adsfornothing3146 that's because channels mostly watched the movies to review or critique them, while most fans watched them twice. The plot is written like an old fashioned pirate story or a mystery book.
So 3 spooky scary skeletons out of a pumpkin… Well skeleton have 206 bones on average, so if you times that by 3 then you get 618, and pumpkins usually have roughly 500 seeds, meaning this movie ranked a solid 12.36/10 thats really a high score…
The walking under water thing with the boat actually does work, it's a fucking nightmare trying to stop it from flipping over and floating to the surface though
@@matthewtalbot-paine7977 Boats generally work on displacement to float, not density. If a canoe is filled with water, it will sink unless material the canoe is made out of is lighter than water. Assuming the boat is heavier than water, you can get the boat trick to work by simply reducing the water displaced by the vessel (ie, letting air out of the boat). Myth busters tested this in one of their episodes.
12:20 A little bit of trivia for your Comment reaction video. They actually did sometimes tow the rowboats behind the ship. The rowboats were usually stored on the main deck (in the middle, not at the sides), but they were sometimes towed to prevent them from drying out and stop being watertight. They also put them down before battle to clear out the space on the main deck and to reduce the chance of them being damaged. So at that point of the movie, it is entirely plausible for the rowboat to be there. Not sure if it was a surprising attention to detail from the film crew, or just blind luck.
Aditionally, some boats would always drag a single row boat behind at all times. Good examples of this would be the Caravel and the Nau. Althoug they had canons and could hold their own in a fight, their main purpose was to transport cargo over absurdly long distances so they could not spare the room "inside" to store the single row boat.
Total bullshit addition to your probably correct comment: yes, they did sometimes stow lifeboats aft, on the poop-deck. That's where the phrase "everything's going to poop!" comes from, since it implies that all hands are trying to escape the ship. Again, this is total b.s. on my part here, just havin a laugh!
Jack Sparrow isn't always drunk he had some tipe of sea sickness that's why you see him walking normaly when he's on-board a ship, and walking like a drunk hobo when he's on land
@@eyesofthecervino3366 yes but Jack doesn't stumble on ships the way he does on Land. That's why I call it land legs for him. The only time he trips is when in battle, escaping, or the jar of dirt scene. But on Land he teeters and totters, sways to and fro.
I know I'm a couple months late and this is a long one, bear with me. You mentioned Jack's mascara being at different levels, and it reminded me of this. A fun fact about sea faring peoples(including pirates): they would often cover themselves in charcoal or mud to help protect their skin from the sun and torrential winds(which can cause wind burn 'yes that's a real thing'). Also lesser known fact: almost all famous pirate captains (such as Blackbeard, Henry Every, Mary Read, etc) were known to have their crews regularly bathe in the sea water to keep disease and stink down. So not all pirates were filthy, they just looked filthy to protect themselves from the harsh environment of the long stints out at sea.
Black mascara also reduces the amount of light actually going into your eye which is useful for many many reasons. If you’ve ever had to squint in the sunlight you’ve already figured out one.
The scene with jack and Barbossa arguing, with jack not in mascara, was the first scene recorded for the movie and was a testing scene. its why jack also seems to act slightly different. the character and look for Jack hadnt been completely ironed out yet, but the scene was eventually needed for the movie.
Wind burn isn't a "real" real thing though. It's falsely attributed sun burns because people didn't know about UV light and thought they'd be fine in cool, windy areas without any skin protection.
I am greater than High Boi. And here is my explanation: When all of you were busy worshiping him i was busy deflecting asteroids from our planet with bare strenght of my ballsack. They call me steel balls jeff for a reason, they are so strong Homelander himself ran in fear while omni man did a squat on them, and complimented how powerful i am. You don't believe me? Ask 3 letter agencies who really defeated austrian painter in WW2.
The rating here is quite clear it be completely honest. 3 skeletons, as a hallowe’en prop, cost about 15$ cheapest, so 45 overall. One pumpkin would cost about 6.50. Dividing this, we get 45/6.5 which equals approximately 6.9. Therefore, I can only conclude the rating he has given this movie is a 69/100.
I will admit, it kinda ruined my childhood when you explained how they were going to r4pe Elizabeth after being free from the curse. Nice work High Boi, love your ability to rewrite peoples childhood.
Yeah they threatened her with that three times I realized after thinking about it. The first is on the ship where the crew tells her she has to either wear the dress and have the dinner with the captain or she can have dinner with a crew and be naked obvious implication. The next is the obvious waste not which I'm amazed we never realized what he was talkin about I guess our innocent minds just failed to realize that. And the last time is when they destroy the interceptor and capture the entire crew Barbosa throws Elizabeth to the crew heavily implies they were about to do some awful things
I’d also like to point out how many times that gun with one bullet has been in the water. Now I’m not an expert on early firearms but what I do know is that once that gunpowder gets wet it’s about as useful as sawdust. So idk if Jack changed the gunpowder of that gun at some point but my guess is he didn’t and technically that gun shouldn’t have worked :p
when a black powder gun is loaded, the ball bearing in the front is slightly bigger than the barrel so it forms a super tight seal that water cant get through easily. the back is capped with a percussion cap which also seals pretty well. so the gunpowder wouldn't get wet from such a quick dip in the water.
@@d33p345 We see in the later movie when Jack, Barbarosa, William and Elizabeth try to shoot each other the guns don't work cuz they were ever so briefly diped in the ocean when the ship fliped.
4:41 When Barbossa is talking about the curse not letting him feel anything, all of his examples are things that would traditionally bring pleasure. We see a couple of times the crew reacting to getting stabbed, and I'm pretty sure a curse that damns you for eternity is the type that would allow you to feel all the bad and miserable stuff.
On a first pass, I agree with you - although it's been shown that people will happily inflict pain on themselves to avoid boredom - humans tend to be more averse to the former than the latter, so I'd argue no feeling is probably better than only negative feelings (although constant negative would be worse than either). Not that the curse necessarily cares that much, but anyway. I'm also _fairly_ certain that they intended to imply, with Barbossa's death, that he was happy to feel again, even though the predominant pain he would have been feeling was a gunshot, which kind of backs up the theory above. However, I'm entirely ignoring the good evidence _you_ put forward about people clearly reacting to things with reactions of experiencing pain. You could _maybe_ argue that it's the inconvenience they're reacting to - the mental anguish of being thwarted as the closest they can get to feeling? Or maybe that they _can_ be damaged, it just doesn't hurt them, so if you, do something, like, say, spearing two of them together, or blowing them up, they know that they'll live, but will be incapacitated, and will not only be without feeling, but without movement. But, yeah, it's a weak argument. I think the film wants to imply something like this with the ending, but they're inconsistent as heck about it. I can explain away Barbossa not mentioning negative things in his speech, because, like, the good stuff is what you'll be most excited about (even if perhaps only marginally), but the crews reactions, as you mention it, _are_ completely inconsistent with that.
@@NinjaOfLU I'll admit it was a fairly weak sauce argument even when I wrote it. The main point I was going for is how I think an evil curse that damns you for eternity is also likely one that makes sure you suffer as a final ''up yours for messing with this shit'' type of curse.
I think it was implied that the curse only rid the crew the feeling of external pleasure. Take Bill Turner. I'm pretty sure he was eternally drowning (at least in his human form at day time) and getting eaten by shark and fishes only to heal overnight with his skeleton form.
The human brain will go insane without stimulus so its arguable that to fuck up a person more would be to not let them feel a thing. Like the sense of touch is just gone like if you tried to walk on a dead leg
The fact that they thirst for water but can't quench it. Hunger for food but can't sate it. Lust but can't sate it. Makes sense they would feel physical pain.
6:42 Fun fact that scene does actually make sense in some terms. If the strong ships crew was forced off, it would've made sense to bring more backup in your boarding party rather than keep competent officers behind. The fact is also that they're right near a port and can easily replace their losses.
That applies to the Hangover movies where Zach Galifianakis accidentally beheads the giraffe on the motorway at the start of the 3rd one. This is childish boring nonsense.
using a boat upside down underwater for an air space is possible, but you need to keep the boat level otherwise the air will escape and water will fill it's place, which they don't do in the movie. and one could swim out of the boat air space and look where they're going, then go back in.
@@ericamborsky3230 No, the air would already be at the same pressure as the surrounding water. But you would want to exhale if you started deep down and began heading to the surface.
What I think is the dumbest thing that happened? Is that Barbossa didnt keep his own coin until he was ready to give it up. Imagine if after Will said "He didn't waste it." and Barbossa turned to see him drop the coins and end the curse Barbossa revealed he still had HIS coin and said "Or did he?"
Keep in mind he’s been living in agony under that curse for years. It’s an oversight but one I can expect him to make, especially since Jack’s betrayal from his POV seems downright suicidal. He’d never expect someone to intentionally take on the curse just to fight him.
They just tried to break the curse using the wrong blood. If he was holding his own coin till he thought the curse would be lifted, that time had already passed.
12:14 the boats usually would be strapped to the sides of the ship but the boat elizabeth took was in the captains quarters and seemed to be an award winning rowboat, therefore being stored as a sort of trophy in the captains room.
I think anyone afflicted by the curse can’t feel anything except pain. When Barbarossa is explaining to Elizabeth that they feel nothing, he only brings up stuff that doesn’t hurt, like the touch of a women or the taste of food. So when that one guy got hit in the back by Will’s axe, he yelled out because it hurt. Also plot.
Barbossa explains it clearly in the movie, twice leading up to the final confrontation, and then explains it AGAIN in his big Monologue to the crew. B:"Who has already bled to pay the price?!" Crew:"US!" B:"And whos blood price has yet to be paid?!" Crew:"HER!" Its explained 3 times man, and the 3rd time its explained in kindergarden terms
They initially only needed wills because they killed Bill and every other member returned the and bled. Jack then added himself to the curse by taking a coin so his blood was then needed too. Idk I was like 10 when I saw this and I understood so
5:26 Worked in underwater recovery for a while. The amount of drift something like that would get is incredible, it could be potentially be dragged for fucking miles if sea state supports it. Furthermore wherever it lands could also be an absolute shitstorm of silt IE it would get buried. What I am saying is if that thing falls in the water they could be looking for it potentially forever. Unless that magic ultrasound shit turned on again then it would just be like finding a needle in a moving haystack. Either way when you are facing freedom from a decade long curse and you see someone about to add potentially thousands of years to it, you kinda shit your pants a little. It is funny to imagine a bunch of skeleton pirates at the bottom of the ocean with literally 0 visibility and no way to get light just rummaging around in the darkness for a single gold coin though.
“The Lion Sleeps Tonight” sound is buried deep into the mechanisms of my brain and the fact that I could hear it and recognize it with absolute certainty when it plays for 0.5 seconds at 5:53 is nothing but evidence of my curse
I used to love this movie.. if we pretend like Pirates of the Carribean is a trilogy and last 2 movies didnt happen, we can agree on it being one of the TOP 50 trilogies of all time
@@mr.chlorine7101 I had to search for that one, and no, turns out I haven't seen stranger tides. Are you sure is it any good? it only got 54 on RT's audience score.
"Barbarabadosa" and "Elisabeth Long Neck Water Bird" had me choking on my food. I'm not even a minute in and I gotta pause the video to finish eating lmao
Mythbusters did an episode about the underwater boat idea (6:15) and they learned it is plausible, so long as they added additional weighs to ensure the trapped air didn't make the whole thing float to the surface.
6:16 this is actualy very real. Back in the days, the first divers hadn't got any oxygen masks, so they used something called a diving bell. It uses physics by quickly descending the bell in the water to create an oxygen capsule inside. You can even try this at home with a glass or a mug in the sink. With each breath you take the water rises and oxygen gets lovwer, so they had to have some experience with how many times they can return for oxygen. The boat would of course have some holes in it, so the movie is kinda bs, but in indiana jones they used a stone sarcophabus i think and that would work too, if you could actually carry it under water
I finally sat down and watched them I finished half of Worlds Ends these movies are fantastic. I was born 1 year after the first one and finally found a chance to watch them
I think when swan was going to drop the coin, the pirates weren’t scared but flinched in excitement. Since they knew once she dropped it, it would be theirs. And the reason they didn’t take it is because of the parlay plus the deal she proposed which by way of the parlay would force them to honor it
6:22 to answer your question all they had to do is look at the direction of where the ''really strong ship'' was and just walk in a straight line until they hit the dock of that ship tehn they could just simply pop up, climb aboard and well, commandeer it lol
Dropping the medallion in the ocean despite having the ability to walk down there is no more different than taking a penny and chucking it into a field of grass.
A good point although the "bottom" of the ocean is much worse really because you can't help kick up any dirt you go near to the point where you cannot see and it could then get covered in sand and you'd never find it. Although they are immortal so they could look for days straight I suppose
And I have a feeling that maybe Will needs to be alive for his blood to work. If that wasn't the case, then they wouldn't have kept Elizabeth alive when they thought she was Billiam's descendant.
I remember watching this dude at something like less than 100k subscribers, happy to see him grow so fast since his content gives me that carefree youtube vibe. No forced Family Friendly stuff just pure entertainment.
5:19 being in a high tense zone such as a port full of royal navy officers it would be quite foolish to leave their ship with just a few of their crew while trying to find a coin and since it would probably take a bit of time the royal navy would have time to regroup and start shooting their ship to smithereins since they were in the literal middle of the fort surrounding them
8:46 he was probably not thinking about the coin at that point and just got angry since she was lying thw whole time and now they have to start over, plus his crew would probably see him as an incompitent captain which induces fear in him. Probably
Just because I love that you changed Barbossa's name so many times, Imma make a list of every alias you gave him, including translations from Italian: 0:15 Barbarabadossa: Barbara Badosa, also kinda close to Barbara Abbess (Barbarabadessa) 5:03 Barbarossa: Red Beard Barbarosa: Pink Beard 5:30 Barbadossa: Beard of bones, kinda similar to Bar Abbess (Barbadessa) Barbadosa: "the beard doses" 7:36 Barbossa: Bone-beard, beard of bones Barbosa: a cool way of saying "BO-RING!" without shouting 9:07 Barbieosa: Barbie knows it (Barbie 'o sà) Barbieossa: Barbie bones
12:26 They actually do keep boats back there because if they were on the sides and you were to make a sharp ass turn, like with an anchor, they would flip over. Rowboats were common to have on any ship because of the use of lifeboats, scouting, grabbing supplies, and some other reasons.
The boat submarine is not possible. On mythbusters they show that to do it, one needs a lot of extra weight to keep the boat down, which the characters didn't have. Apparently the way they did the shot was that they had the actors in the upturned boat while it was on the surface, which is why you see the glare of light on the water in the boat. Then for the outside shot they just had some stunt guys carry the boat underwater with no air pocket. :)
I really enjoyed this. The pirate's movies are some of my all time favorites. The writing was pretty strong in like the first three. Thank you for making this. 😄
The average price of a "Spooky Scary Skeleton" Halloween decoration is $20 He rated it a 3 Spooky Scary Skeletons out of 1 Pumpkin 3x20=60 Average size pumpkin price is 10$ He rated the movie a 60/10 Very good
2:36 im still triggered that in the first shot he is using his right foot but in the second one he steps on the pier with his left one (my english is bad ik)
I love how the background poster in high boi’s picture has google correcting him saying “did you mean *CAPTAIN* Jack Sparrow?” Like even google knows to call him Captain! 😂
This is kinda wrong, we have examples of age very much being a factor in marriages the most important being Juliet being considered too young to marry in Romeo and Juliet.
13:05 to answer your question the curse was broken, therefore its effects were useless. It wasnt a slowly wearing off affect it was gone and done the moment the coin hit the chest.
I think he meant right when he was shot, before the curse was lifted. Like if he walked into the moonlight to become a skeleton, and then back out would his body be healed or would the bullet hole still be there.
@@war2theren227 since barbossa after being shot didnt feel anything and saw it as any other day he didnt have any reason to ''heal it'' since will surprised him by breaking the curse right then and there
Fun fact: corsets we’re comfortable as fuck. Tight lacing corsets, which is what is shown in this movie, not so much fun, but only very few women did that. Corsets were basically the bras of back in the day.
While that's true, and it does feel like the film is leaning into the "hurr durr corsets bad" stereotype (not to mention it's anachronistic in showing a 19th-century corset in the early 1700s), the film still does make some sense. A key element in a corset being comfortable is for the corset to be properly fitted and adjusted for the specific person wearing it. Most early corsets or stays in the era this film is supposed to take place were essentially custom-made for the individual. But in the film, papa Swann buys the outfit in another country without Elizabeth present - probably getting the size way wrong as a result - and then has the maids just strap her in without any proper fitting or adjustment. So it's totally believable that it ended up being constricting and uncomfortable.
I'm waiting for harry potter. This wasn't too funny because there's not a lot of stupidity to point out. Harry Potter on the other hand has so much mental stuff going on.
at 12:21 if you were wondering, on "pirate ships" the rowboats can be both on the side or the back of the ship. There were also ships that had them in both places.
As I thought this day is the worst you upload your content cheers me up a lot I recently scored bad in Maths And Science this would make me cheer up a lot dude thanks for the awesome content! Love your videos the jokes you include and the over all script you make is 10/10
Yeah but somehow I doubt they would be able to hold it down so deep underwater, while walking on the bottom of the sea - I mean humans have to dive to reach the sea floor, they are naturally lifted by the water, now imagine trying to do that and holding a boat full of air at the same time.
"and he once again uses copious amounts of bullshit to escape"
Basically Jack's entire character across all of the movies.
He didn’t escape the Kraken he was saved from the locker
also he is pronouncing it wrong its obviously pirates of thy carry bean
@@theheroofmagicical628 no it is pirates of the carry hot soz
@@ryans413wow someone watched the films
The movie that single-handedly defined all pirate music for a decade
still does
Ffs
every time I watch one of those movies
AAAAAUUGGGHHH
The best part is that Hans Zimmer pirated his own music for the _Pirates_ soundtrack. Go listen to "The Battle" from _Gladiator_ and tell me it doesn't sound similar.
Well the credit goes not to the movie itself but to composers and Hans Zimmer in particular for being a literal god
still does
"Had to be moved by dolphins", Sea turtles mate, SEA TURTLES
Aye. Sea turtles.
@@AJDaniels5298 ..But what did he use for rope?
@@somebodyfamiliar6476 niggas
@@somebodyfamiliar6476 Hair, from my own back ☠️
(forgive me if i misquoted that)
@@dream_walker9726 me*
The way High Boi describes each character on the whiteboard is just simply hilarious
Jack Sparrow: used to be black
I can't like. It's 69.
@@weirdyoutubechannels Wow bro,no body gives a fuck
"Child groomer/pedophile"
"Billiam Turner" cracked me up every time
"Why don't we call fashion designers fascists"
This got me laughing so hard lmfao
Thats a good one
Ain’t that
Hugo Boss?
@@danjudex2475 he was the Guy that designed the famous Nazi Party suits wasn't he?
how is this comment is 58min ago but the video is 53 min ago???
@@SK27codm_and_more I'm a time traveler
(Except no, the time that passed since the video was uploaded to RUclips isn't updated while you watch It, but the time that passed since a comment was posted does update every time you reload the comment section, so It's all ok)
Thank you, thank you. I cannot believe how many reviewers got the details about the sacrifice wrong. Like almost all of them ignore the fact that Jack cuts his hand before the curse is broken and assume ONLY Will is needed.
+1, only now I got it. This channel is gold at explaining gold.
The first 3 Pirates movies are definitely well thought-out movies with a plot you have to pay attention to, yet most people just assume they're MCU-style popcorn flicks, don't pay attention, then blame the writing for being "too confusing"
@@JB00GIE22 especially the third one, everything makes perfect sense plot-wise but people are still "ugh, the plot is so confusing!" while all the side changes and motivations are actually genius and come to a brilliant end with the battle
@@adsfornothing3146 EXACTLY! Exactly!
@@adsfornothing3146 that's because channels mostly watched the movies to review or critique them, while most fans watched them twice. The plot is written like an old fashioned pirate story or a mystery book.
"He's a Will. He's a Will Smith? No. He's not Will Smith. He's a *blacksmith."*
So he is Will Smith?
I was thinking the same shit. I dont know if he did it on purpose but it went amazing.
bruh
He might be, but Will he Smith?
🤣🤣
hes Black Will Smith.
The movie I watched like 300 times as a child. Perfection.
@@David_Jones8112 ok DavidJones31
@Poggles ok Poggles
@@lunarmoon934 ok Lunar Moon
@@xanderus694 ok Xanderus Prime
@@David_Jones8112 "My dog stepped on a bee *cri*"
I’m sorry but the fact that he forgot the word blacksmith but remembered AND pronounced isla de muerta correct is such a stonner moment 😂
Well, he is a high boi
I mean, he pronounced isla de muerta as correct as an english speaking native would
So 3 spooky scary skeletons out of a pumpkin…
Well skeleton have 206 bones on average, so if you times that by 3 then you get 618, and pumpkins usually have roughly 500 seeds, meaning this movie ranked a solid 12.36/10 thats really a high score…
How bored were you
@don't be surprised
Clearly less bored tham this giy
@@lunarmoon934 we dont talk about this
Great breakdown bro, great breakdown!!
Also the skeleton is spooky so thats gotta count for something
The walking under water thing with the boat actually does work, it's a fucking nightmare trying to stop it from flipping over and floating to the surface though
2 men sitting in a canoe doesn't sink and there is less of the boat underwater that there would be if it was upside down so no it doesn't work.
im pretty sure it isnt unless its extremely heavy, the air is really buoyant
Only if their boots weighed like thousands of kilo's
@@Helperbot-2000 yes, it would have to be very heavy wood or it would need weights. And the people would need to be very un-buoyant
@@matthewtalbot-paine7977 Boats generally work on displacement to float, not density. If a canoe is filled with water, it will sink unless material the canoe is made out of is lighter than water. Assuming the boat is heavier than water, you can get the boat trick to work by simply reducing the water displaced by the vessel (ie, letting air out of the boat). Myth busters tested this in one of their episodes.
A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
You naughty Devil
Groan :)
Brooooooo u just made me spit my drink lmao
A slice of apple pie on trinidad is maybe around 15 dollars
Which is roughly maybe around 2 usd
Well played!! 😂👏🏼
12:20 A little bit of trivia for your Comment reaction video. They actually did sometimes tow the rowboats behind the ship. The rowboats were usually stored on the main deck (in the middle, not at the sides), but they were sometimes towed to prevent them from drying out and stop being watertight. They also put them down before battle to clear out the space on the main deck and to reduce the chance of them being damaged. So at that point of the movie, it is entirely plausible for the rowboat to be there. Not sure if it was a surprising attention to detail from the film crew, or just blind luck.
Aditionally, some boats would always drag a single row boat behind at all times. Good examples of this would be the Caravel and the Nau. Althoug they had canons and could hold their own in a fight, their main purpose was to transport cargo over absurdly long distances so they could not spare the room "inside" to store the single row boat.
Doesn't she just use the rowboat that was used as a decoy a bit earlier though?
@@nimyron3536 didnt they climb up the side of the ship and come through a cannon port tho?
Damn I just commented that lol
Total bullshit addition to your probably correct comment: yes, they did sometimes stow lifeboats aft, on the poop-deck. That's where the phrase "everything's going to poop!" comes from, since it implies that all hands are trying to escape the ship.
Again, this is total b.s. on my part here, just havin a laugh!
Jack Sparrow isn't always drunk he had some tipe of sea sickness that's why you see him walking normaly when he's on-board a ship, and walking like a drunk hobo when he's on land
Sea Legs or Sailor's Legs is what it's called.
I got the feeling it was land legs, cause on the boats he seemed less wonky, he wasn't meant for the land
He has "permanent sea legs."
@@screweverything2215
I think they call it sea legs -- if someone's stumbling around a ship, people might say, "he hasn't got his sea legs yet."
@@eyesofthecervino3366 yes but Jack doesn't stumble on ships the way he does on Land. That's why I call it land legs for him. The only time he trips is when in battle, escaping, or the jar of dirt scene. But on Land he teeters and totters, sways to and fro.
I know I'm a couple months late and this is a long one, bear with me. You mentioned Jack's mascara being at different levels, and it reminded me of this. A fun fact about sea faring peoples(including pirates): they would often cover themselves in charcoal or mud to help protect their skin from the sun and torrential winds(which can cause wind burn 'yes that's a real thing'). Also lesser known fact: almost all famous pirate captains (such as Blackbeard, Henry Every, Mary Read, etc) were known to have their crews regularly bathe in the sea water to keep disease and stink down. So not all pirates were filthy, they just looked filthy to protect themselves from the harsh environment of the long stints out at sea.
Black mascara also reduces the amount of light actually going into your eye which is useful for many many reasons. If you’ve ever had to squint in the sunlight you’ve already figured out one.
The scene with jack and Barbossa arguing, with jack not in mascara, was the first scene recorded for the movie and was a testing scene. its why jack also seems to act slightly different. the character and look for Jack hadnt been completely ironed out yet, but the scene was eventually needed for the movie.
Football players do the same thing with those black marks under their eyes.
Wind burn isn't a "real" real thing though. It's falsely attributed sun burns because people didn't know about UV light and thought they'd be fine in cool, windy areas without any skin protection.
High boi is the definition of quality over quantity
Mr breast
@@SSHhhhhhhh939 bister meast
The best quality
I am greater than High Boi. And here is my explanation:
When all of you were busy worshiping him i was busy deflecting asteroids from our planet with bare strenght of my ballsack.
They call me steel balls jeff for a reason, they are so strong Homelander himself ran in fear while omni man did a squat on them, and complimented how powerful i am.
You don't believe me? Ask 3 letter agencies who really defeated austrian painter in WW2.
@@weirdyoutubechannels strangest flex I have ever heard in my life.
The rating here is quite clear it be completely honest. 3 skeletons, as a hallowe’en prop, cost about 15$ cheapest, so 45 overall. One pumpkin would cost about 6.50. Dividing this, we get 45/6.5 which equals approximately 6.9. Therefore, I can only conclude the rating he has given this movie is a 69/100.
Nice.
noice
It's such a _beautiful_ number!
nice 😎
nice
I will admit, it kinda ruined my childhood when you explained how they were going to r4pe Elizabeth after being free from the curse. Nice work High Boi, love your ability to rewrite peoples childhood.
Actually during the dinner scene barbosa threatens her with it if I'm correct
@@primordialsoupgod2850 Heyyy it's supposed to be a Disney movie :(
Waste not
Yeah they threatened her with that three times I realized after thinking about it.
The first is on the ship where the crew tells her she has to either wear the dress and have the dinner with the captain or she can have dinner with a crew and be naked obvious implication.
The next is the obvious waste not which I'm amazed we never realized what he was talkin about I guess our innocent minds just failed to realize that.
And the last time is when they destroy the interceptor and capture the entire crew Barbosa throws Elizabeth to the crew heavily implies they were about to do some awful things
barbosa also before cutting miss swan, he goes "I know what im doing tonight" and the crew laughs and the camera cuts to barbosa looking at miss swan
I’d also like to point out how many times that gun with one bullet has been in the water. Now I’m not an expert on early firearms but what I do know is that once that gunpowder gets wet it’s about as useful as sawdust. So idk if Jack changed the gunpowder of that gun at some point but my guess is he didn’t and technically that gun shouldn’t have worked :p
What if i told you that gunpowder can dry
when a black powder gun is loaded, the ball bearing in the front is slightly bigger than the barrel so it forms a super tight seal that water cant get through easily. the back is capped with a percussion cap which also seals pretty well. so the gunpowder wouldn't get wet from such a quick dip in the water.
@@d33p345 We see in the later movie when Jack, Barbarosa, William and Elizabeth try to shoot each other the guns don't work cuz they were ever so briefly diped in the ocean when the ship fliped.
@@d33p345 trust this man he is probably American
@@Ghost-oh1vc he says hes not an expert tho
4:41 When Barbossa is talking about the curse not letting him feel anything, all of his examples are things that would traditionally bring pleasure. We see a couple of times the crew reacting to getting stabbed, and I'm pretty sure a curse that damns you for eternity is the type that would allow you to feel all the bad and miserable stuff.
On a first pass, I agree with you - although it's been shown that people will happily inflict pain on themselves to avoid boredom - humans tend to be more averse to the former than the latter, so I'd argue no feeling is probably better than only negative feelings (although constant negative would be worse than either). Not that the curse necessarily cares that much, but anyway.
I'm also _fairly_ certain that they intended to imply, with Barbossa's death, that he was happy to feel again, even though the predominant pain he would have been feeling was a gunshot, which kind of backs up the theory above.
However, I'm entirely ignoring the good evidence _you_ put forward about people clearly reacting to things with reactions of experiencing pain. You could _maybe_ argue that it's the inconvenience they're reacting to - the mental anguish of being thwarted as the closest they can get to feeling? Or maybe that they _can_ be damaged, it just doesn't hurt them, so if you, do something, like, say, spearing two of them together, or blowing them up, they know that they'll live, but will be incapacitated, and will not only be without feeling, but without movement. But, yeah, it's a weak argument. I think the film wants to imply something like this with the ending, but they're inconsistent as heck about it. I can explain away Barbossa not mentioning negative things in his speech, because, like, the good stuff is what you'll be most excited about (even if perhaps only marginally), but the crews reactions, as you mention it, _are_ completely inconsistent with that.
@@NinjaOfLU I'll admit it was a fairly weak sauce argument even when I wrote it. The main point I was going for is how I think an evil curse that damns you for eternity is also likely one that makes sure you suffer as a final ''up yours for messing with this shit'' type of curse.
I think it was implied that the curse only rid the crew the feeling of external pleasure. Take Bill Turner. I'm pretty sure he was eternally drowning (at least in his human form at day time) and getting eaten by shark and fishes only to heal overnight with his skeleton form.
The human brain will go insane without stimulus so its arguable that to fuck up a person more would be to not let them feel a thing. Like the sense of touch is just gone like if you tried to walk on a dead leg
The fact that they thirst for water but can't quench it. Hunger for food but can't sate it. Lust but can't sate it. Makes sense they would feel physical pain.
6:42 Fun fact that scene does actually make sense in some terms. If the strong ships crew was forced off, it would've made sense to bring more backup in your boarding party rather than keep competent officers behind. The fact is also that they're right near a port and can easily replace their losses.
I remember watching the first 3 films so much as a kid it should be illegal 🤣 especially the 3rd film that opening is to legendary
That applies to the Hangover movies where Zach Galifianakis accidentally beheads the giraffe on the motorway at the start of the 3rd one. This is childish boring nonsense.
"Yo ho all together...hoist the colours high"
@@majoris8241 lgbtq?
THE ENDING TO THE THIRD FILM THO
@@thethethehthehthe pride flag
using a boat upside down underwater for an air space is possible, but you need to keep the boat level otherwise the air will escape and water will fill it's place, which they don't do in the movie.
and one could swim out of the boat air space and look where they're going, then go back in.
The mythbuster proves that one, they needed some weight to keep the boat under the water aswell
I think they needed like 900 pound weights
When exiting the air bubble, you would not want to hold your breath because the difference in pressure could damage your lungs.
@@ericamborsky3230 No, the air would already be at the same pressure as the surrounding water. But you would want to exhale if you started deep down and began heading to the surface.
6:39 "Whole crew board leaving their own ship and that's just stupid"
Meanwhile Sea of Thieves players: What did he say?(We are always doing it)
8:23 I can't believe I kept my innocence about this for 20 years. Sigh.
"Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups"... I laughed for two straight minutes!! for that line.
What I think is the dumbest thing that happened?
Is that Barbossa didnt keep his own coin until he was ready to give it up.
Imagine if after Will said "He didn't waste it." and Barbossa turned to see him drop the coins and end the curse Barbossa revealed he still had HIS coin and said "Or did he?"
Keep in mind he’s been living in agony under that curse for years. It’s an oversight but one I can expect him to make, especially since Jack’s betrayal from his POV seems downright suicidal. He’d never expect someone to intentionally take on the curse just to fight him.
They just tried to break the curse using the wrong blood. If he was holding his own coin till he thought the curse would be lifted, that time had already passed.
*Vsauce music starts playing*
12:14 the boats usually would be strapped to the sides of the ship but the boat elizabeth took was in the captains quarters and seemed to be an award winning rowboat, therefore being stored as a sort of trophy in the captains room.
I think anyone afflicted by the curse can’t feel anything except pain. When Barbarossa is explaining to Elizabeth that they feel nothing, he only brings up stuff that doesn’t hurt, like the touch of a women or the taste of food. So when that one guy got hit in the back by Will’s axe, he yelled out because it hurt. Also plot.
Finally, someone explained to me clearly the blood thing. I always thougt they need only Turner's blood to un-curse themselves.
Barbossa explains it clearly in the movie, twice leading up to the final confrontation, and then explains it AGAIN in his big Monologue to the crew.
B:"Who has already bled to pay the price?!"
Crew:"US!"
B:"And whos blood price has yet to be paid?!"
Crew:"HER!"
Its explained 3 times man, and the 3rd time its explained in kindergarden terms
It was lost in translation then.@@shwedda
They initially only needed wills because they killed Bill and every other member returned the and bled. Jack then added himself to the curse by taking a coin so his blood was then needed too. Idk I was like 10 when I saw this and I understood so
Fun fact. Jack Sparrow isn't "always drunk" as it may seem, but he is dehydrated to the point his brain is working differently.
ah a fellow film theory enjoyer
that's just a theory, a film theory !
Thats not a fucking fact. It's a theory
Can’t really call it a ‘fact’ considering it’s just a theory. Also while the details are there, I doubt it was intentional.
It’s actually because he’s more comfortable walking on a ship in rough waters. Kinda like walking after being on a treadmill for a long time
5:26
Worked in underwater recovery for a while. The amount of drift something like that would get is incredible, it could be potentially be dragged for fucking miles if sea state supports it. Furthermore wherever it lands could also be an absolute shitstorm of silt IE it would get buried. What I am saying is if that thing falls in the water they could be looking for it potentially forever. Unless that magic ultrasound shit turned on again then it would just be like finding a needle in a moving haystack. Either way when you are facing freedom from a decade long curse and you see someone about to add potentially thousands of years to it, you kinda shit your pants a little.
It is funny to imagine a bunch of skeleton pirates at the bottom of the ocean with literally 0 visibility and no way to get light just rummaging around in the darkness for a single gold coin though.
Interesting...
But what about Jack's pistol that Barbossa threw
@@ainakbasu8398 maybe the pistol was heavier than the coin? Idk
@@thinkingboi9508 kinda sure the pistol was thrown in shallow waters so it wasn’t as deep as the literal ocean bed
That actually sounds like a fantastic premise for putting skeleton pirates in a fantasy setting
“The Lion Sleeps Tonight” sound is buried deep into the mechanisms of my brain and the fact that I could hear it and recognize it with absolute certainty when it plays for 0.5 seconds at 5:53 is nothing but evidence of my curse
I used to love this movie.. if we pretend like Pirates of the Carribean is a trilogy and last 2 movies didnt happen, we can agree on it being one of the TOP 50 trilogies of all time
Only top 50?
Hay stranger tides was not bad it was the new one that was
@@framedsmoker7910 The one with the guy from no country for old men, yeah, that's one of the worst films I ever seen.
@@LagrangePoint0 no that’s “dead men tell no tales”. “Stranger Tides” was the one with black beard and was pretty good
@@mr.chlorine7101 I had to search for that one, and no, turns out I haven't seen stranger tides. Are you sure is it any good? it only got 54 on RT's audience score.
"Barbarabadosa" and "Elisabeth Long Neck Water Bird" had me choking on my food. I'm not even a minute in and I gotta pause the video to finish eating lmao
I saw this movie 3-5 times as a kid growing up and never paid attention to the story … thank you for this video breakdown
Three spooky scary skeletons out of a pumpkin is actually a damn high rating.
Well done, Johnny Depp!
Mythbusters did an episode about the underwater boat idea (6:15) and they learned it is plausible, so long as they added additional weighs to ensure the trapped air didn't make the whole thing float to the surface.
6:16 this is actualy very real. Back in the days, the first divers hadn't got any oxygen masks, so they used something called a diving bell. It uses physics by quickly descending the bell in the water to create an oxygen capsule inside. You can even try this at home with a glass or a mug in the sink. With each breath you take the water rises and oxygen gets lovwer, so they had to have some experience with how many times they can return for oxygen.
The boat would of course have some holes in it, so the movie is kinda bs, but in indiana jones they used a stone sarcophabus i think and that would work too, if you could actually carry it under water
That's correct I learned about the diving bell on assassin's creed black flag 😆
@silverfoxeater You're right, haven't thought about physics of a wood :D
also iirc mythbusters did an episode on this and proved it's possible to walk under the water like that
@@greeny-dev Then again, they had to put weights on it to prevent it from floating
@@TacticalPhoenixYT yeah, but it's at least remotely possible :)
Having rewatched this movie recently, I forgot how much of a gem it was. Still one of my fav movies to ever be made.
I finally sat down and watched them I finished half of Worlds Ends these movies are fantastic. I was born 1 year after the first one and finally found a chance to watch them
My favorite movie explained by my favorite RUclipsr... perfection
@RedDot I agree
11:06 THANK YOU FOR SAYING EXACTLY WHAT I THINK WHEN I WATCH THIS SCENE😂
When high boi posts, it doesn’t matter what you were doing, you are now watching the new video.
2:05 technically Will Smith is a black Smith
Bruh I said that same thing 😭😭
I think when swan was going to drop the coin, the pirates weren’t scared but flinched in excitement. Since they knew once she dropped it, it would be theirs. And the reason they didn’t take it is because of the parlay plus the deal she proposed which by way of the parlay would force them to honor it
2:00 I mean will smith is also a black smith...
Ye
FINALLYYYY its been years it feels like
Yeah
11 days/years whatever.
2:19 damn...
6:22 to answer your question all they had to do is look at the direction of where the ''really strong ship'' was and just walk in a straight line until they hit the dock of that ship tehn they could just simply pop up, climb aboard and well, commandeer it lol
Dropping the medallion in the ocean despite having the ability to walk down there is no more different than taking a penny and chucking it into a field of grass.
A good point although the "bottom" of the ocean is much worse really because you can't help kick up any dirt you go near to the point where you cannot see and it could then get covered in sand and you'd never find it. Although they are immortal so they could look for days straight I suppose
And I have a feeling that maybe Will needs to be alive for his blood to work. If that wasn't the case, then they wouldn't have kept Elizabeth alive when they thought she was Billiam's descendant.
13:04 Barbosa would not have been able to turn into his skeleton form under the moonlight as the curse has been lifted...
There's a lot of intriguing insight here despite being an "idiot". Very well done. kept me interested all the way through.
I remember watching this dude at something like less than 100k subscribers, happy to see him grow so fast since his content gives me that carefree youtube vibe. No forced Family Friendly stuff just pure entertainment.
2:00 was way too funny to me
I mean will smith is black-
@@ericyang1401 will the black will smith
Norrington became no ring tone.
When the world needed him most, he returned
bro didn’t leave
Bot
2:12 was my favorite part
5:38 she said she was a turner because the maid said they were after her because she was the governors daughter, a swan
5:19 being in a high tense zone such as a port full of royal navy officers it would be quite foolish to leave their ship with just a few of their crew while trying to find a coin and since it would probably take a bit of time the royal navy would have time to regroup and start shooting their ship to smithereins since they were in the literal middle of the fort surrounding them
The ship is also cursed and is insinkable so no excuses
8:46 he was probably not thinking about the coin at that point and just got angry since she was lying thw whole time and now they have to start over, plus his crew would probably see him as an incompitent captain which induces fear in him. Probably
Just because I love that you changed Barbossa's name so many times, Imma make a list of every alias you gave him, including translations from Italian:
0:15 Barbarabadossa: Barbara Badosa, also kinda close to Barbara Abbess (Barbarabadessa)
5:03 Barbarossa: Red Beard
Barbarosa: Pink Beard
5:30 Barbadossa: Beard of bones, kinda similar to Bar Abbess (Barbadessa)
Barbadosa: "the beard doses"
7:36 Barbossa: Bone-beard, beard of bones
Barbosa: a cool way of saying "BO-RING!" without shouting
9:07 Barbieosa: Barbie knows it (Barbie 'o sà)
Barbieossa: Barbie bones
This cool thanks for sharing
"They go spooky skary skeletons on her and send shivers down her spine" - Best line ever
12:26 They actually do keep boats back there because if they were on the sides and you were to make a sharp ass turn, like with an anchor, they would flip over. Rowboats were common to have on any ship because of the use of lifeboats, scouting, grabbing supplies, and some other reasons.
The boat submarine is not possible. On mythbusters they show that to do it, one needs a lot of extra weight to keep the boat down, which the characters didn't have.
Apparently the way they did the shot was that they had the actors in the upturned boat while it was on the surface, which is why you see the glare of light on the water in the boat. Then for the outside shot they just had some stunt guys carry the boat underwater with no air pocket. :)
I clicked faster than the speed of light that just proves how much of a goated yt u are ma boy u is a BLOODY LEGEND
6:09 he was probably just let in as a respected member of the community
"I was commissioned to fix the hinges on one of you cells." "No, don't get up I know the way."
I really enjoyed this.
The pirate's movies are some of my all time favorites.
The writing was pretty strong in like the first three.
Thank you for making this. 😄
0:07 all I saw as the second point was "-used to be black"
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“That’s got to be the best movie breakdown I’ve ever seen”
12:39 its the most iconic scene for the whole movie...... 😅🤣
4:58 So a break in the clouds is only on that tiny window in that cell and nowhere else? Hmmm interesting...
The average price of a "Spooky Scary Skeleton" Halloween decoration is $20
He rated it a 3 Spooky Scary Skeletons out of 1 Pumpkin
3x20=60
Average size pumpkin price is 10$
He rated the movie a 60/10 Very good
are u sure it's 20$? mb it's 23$.
Then we get 69/10
@@MrSilki2 Nice.
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Jack Sparrow: 3:47
ＷＩＬＤ！！
2:36 im still triggered that in the first shot he is using his right foot but in the second one he steps on the pier with his left one (my english is bad ik)
*COOL SHOT*
@@neko-on_coffee2399 good point
2:52 Hallelujah!?
I love how the background poster in high boi’s picture has google correcting him saying “did you mean *CAPTAIN* Jack Sparrow?”
Like even google knows to call him Captain! 😂
7:56 Spooky scary skeletons!
0:48 The curse is the man eating the cheese
CHESE
7:24 "to sale under his command" AWOLNATION - Sale.
1:51 Have you ever heard the tragedy of Hugo Boss and Men in Black during the years 1939-1945?
It's a story the jedi would not tell you
2:30 I also don’t get how the ship isn’t hittin the dock
3:15 this was like the 1500s (or some shit I’m probably wrong) they didn’t give a fvck about age then.
1780s but yeah that’s true
@@jamlife919 early 1730s actually
@@MiniMinecon2006 touché
This is kinda wrong, we have examples of age very much being a factor in marriages the most important being Juliet being considered too young to marry in Romeo and Juliet.
5:52 caught me lackin.
That sfx was fucking hilarious
13:05 to answer your question the curse was broken, therefore its effects were useless. It wasnt a slowly wearing off affect it was gone and done the moment the coin hit the chest.
I think he meant right when he was shot, before the curse was lifted. Like if he walked into the moonlight to become a skeleton, and then back out would his body be healed or would the bullet hole still be there.
@@war2theren227 since barbossa after being shot didnt feel anything and saw it as any other day he didnt have any reason to ''heal it'' since will surprised him by breaking the curse right then and there
@@theveres1404 I know, it's a hypothetical on if it would heal him or not. Do you think it would?
@@war2theren227 honestly, I dont know lol
0:59 i got featured in this vid
😂
I’m like going back and rewatching all high boi videos ever few weeks. Love them
Fun fact: corsets we’re comfortable as fuck.
Tight lacing corsets, which is what is shown in this movie, not so much fun, but only very few women did that.
Corsets were basically the bras of back in the day.
just came to the comments looking for this. thank you! corsetry has such a bad representation in movies :(
While that's true, and it does feel like the film is leaning into the "hurr durr corsets bad" stereotype (not to mention it's anachronistic in showing a 19th-century corset in the early 1700s), the film still does make some sense. A key element in a corset being comfortable is for the corset to be properly fitted and adjusted for the specific person wearing it. Most early corsets or stays in the era this film is supposed to take place were essentially custom-made for the individual. But in the film, papa Swann buys the outfit in another country without Elizabeth present - probably getting the size way wrong as a result - and then has the maids just strap her in without any proper fitting or adjustment. So it's totally believable that it ended up being constricting and uncomfortable.
High Boi needs to explain the rest of the movies in the franchise. I want to see how many jokes he can make about Davy Jones.
Captain Barbosa is like a genie, he grants your wish all wrong. 😅
Ive low-key been waiting for him to do Pirates of the Caribbean
I'm waiting for harry potter. This wasn't too funny because there's not a lot of stupidity to point out. Harry Potter on the other hand has so much mental stuff going on.
9:22 no way he called jack out for mascara 😭💀
at 12:21 if you were wondering, on "pirate ships" the rowboats can be both on the side or the back of the ship. There were also ships that had them in both places.
As I thought this day is the worst you upload your content cheers me up a lot I recently scored bad in Maths And Science this would make me cheer up a lot dude thanks for the awesome content! Love your videos the jokes you include and the over all script you make is 10/10
3:36 just pointing out that you can see her...
Great vid, one problemo:
As this was around the 1800s, there where no ringtones, so everytime you called ringtone ringtone, its actually no ringtone
Jack is the one character I’ll forgive for movie bs
13:34 he didnt just avoid the rocks, there were no rocks
I can confirm that the underwater boat trick to breathe underwater does NOT work.
Do not try this at home kids
6:45 100% is in fact true
The boat scene at 6:00 is possible it’s called a air pocket
Yeah but somehow I doubt they would be able to hold it down so deep underwater, while walking on the bottom of the sea - I mean humans have to dive to reach the sea floor, they are naturally lifted by the water, now imagine trying to do that and holding a boat full of air at the same time.
@@milokojjones maybe they weigh 10,000 kg and are strongest people ever
@@NoobMaster-lq9ybi mean maybe ig
I'm so in love with your voice and humor! 💜
3:21 one had me dying 😆😆🤣😂