How To Beat The AGING BEACH In "OLD"
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If you were trapped on a beach where everything ages faster, what do you do?
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This man has no hesitation he straight up said " use your parents as rafts" I'm dead
What the hell that thing is really psycho
So are your parents, apparently. :V
Well everyone dies it will just happen a hell of a lot faster if you don't GTFO that beach ASAP.
He's dead, quick use him as a raft!
@@tomfoolery7797 When John farted, they got launched in the air while smelling taco bell
The old woman was actually the luckiest. As she already lived her house and was able to die with her family on a lovely beach. She missed nothing
@@CJ-ov1pl you can either kill a teeanager with a promising life or a old woman of 100 years that is close to death
@@CJ-ov1pl not exactly. The older you are, the less life you have to live. That doesn't mean that their life has no value, but most of it has already been used.
@@CJ-ov1pl No its because she was so old she instantly died. Its not even talking about what their life means is that they didnt miss any of it.
@@CJ-ov1pl the point went all over your head
She already lived her house? Umm what?
I like how nobody thinks to have one of them go through the canyon so that everyone else can see how the heck they are ending up back on the beach
They wander back out in a daze before falling unconscious.
@@PerfectAlibi1Then throw them back out through the barrier, see how thick it is.
@@captainobvious8037
Too thick to throw someone through.
I'd wager about 20 meters or so, minimum.
Not even the world's strongest man could throw a body that far.
@@PerfectAlibi1 I would be willing to find out haha
So many plot holes
As a Hindi speaker, Anamika is a common Indian girl's name. I myself know about 3 Anamikas. Although it does mean "nameless", other meanings are "ring finger" and "virtuous". There are thousands of hotels in India named Anamika.
Lol.
Was looking for this comment, I even have an aunt who's called Anamika
LOL yea I was going to put this comment but I figured others would as well.
Do they have private beaches??
you poos really have no shame huh
"Luckily, this grandma died just moments ago" Just about anything this guy says taken out of context could put him in jail
So so very true
Luckily I just killed this man in an alleyway🤣
All of the sake of survival.
ruclips.net/video/OQzKDOLjFpA/видео.html
Tbh
I love how when someone dies, he just goes “now this is the perfect opportunity to use them”
Well, that’s what they say: “When you find a dead body on a beach , with your kids getting older by years in seconds, what do you do? Take the advice from Cinema Summary! “Now this is the perfect opportunity to use them.” *cough* Wow that’s dark. *cough*”
@Nick Fury the White Your not wrong
This channel is like "if a sosiopath had a film review hobby"
@@justapassingbycommenterrem5642 lol
@Nick Fury the White imagine they just rise up from the dead and say "I OBJECT YOU CANT USE MY BODY""
I can’t believe I spent a year of my life watching this video
Nice one man xDDD
I watched it on double speed so I only lost 6 months. Use you're time better!
God this movie was so unintentionally hysterical. Literally nothing makes sense while all the characters make the dumbest decisions over and over.
Every bad horror movie ever basically
@@KingCrimsonRequiem336 I am nominating you for the 'Most Perfect Comment of the Year' award
@@tribalismblindsthembutnoty124 Thank you, fine sir!
I didn’t view the movie. From this RUclips vid alone, I could see the movie has a bunch of disappointing nonsense.
I knew the movie was going to be hot garbage where nothing makes sense before it even came out.
Shyamalan's name is all I need to hear.
the fact that the kid could've just read the note and figured out what it meant as soon as they got there and have saved a bunch of lives is actually really sad
True ,but then the movie would of end fast.
Yeah it is
They probably would've told the kid he had a wild imagination and not believed a word he said...
@@shanec4494 i mean yeah, but at some point they would believe him, and even if they didn't he would have left earlier with his sister
But we all know MNS and his weird ass storytelling
As a survivor of Age this is truly accurate.
Lol this should get more likes
unfortunately that is actually the one thing no human has survived.
Lol
I have survived age as well!!!
For now
In addition to all those warning signs at the beginning, they should be suspicious of the fact that their driver is M Night Shyamalan. Never let him drive you to a deserted location
OH MY GOD WHAT SUCH A PLOT TWIST
That ad-drop was so smooth i tought you were gonna go on a scientific research to explain how coffee makes you realize bad situations
Forreal, at first I was like, wait, what does this have to do with the movie? Then I realized it was an ad. Bravo 👏 lol
how to actually survive this movie:
"Let's go on vacation to a beach"
"We're broke"
The End.
Extreme cheapskates watching this shit in tears rn I shit u not
Well done, simple solution a very stupid problem.
Movie name ?
@@gassedupkahz SAME PFFT
@@isidoratrajkovska8973 Old. It says it in the title.
Dead corpse: *exists
Anyone: let's give it a proper burial
Cinema Summ: *WE RIDE 'TIL DAWN BITCHES*
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*Dead corpse*
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Lmfao
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27:35 There's no way the beach speeds up time. You should see a bunch of visual distortions, for example all the trees in the distance would move at incredible speeds, since every minute that passes on the beach, 122724 minutes would pass outside of it (assuming 7 years every 30 mins). It also wouldn't make sense if time itself was affected since we as humans pass through time at a constant speed, we experience time roughly at the same rate no matter where we are. The weirdness happens when we compare our time with time that moves completely different. Moreover, for anyone looking onto the beach it would look like the people there are standing completely still, not moving at all (since any action that lasts 1 minute on the beach would happen over the span of 122724 minutes when looking on the outside).
Interstellar is a good representation of how time distortion works, in this case it would have to only affect the aging of organic materials
No, everything you see on the outside should basically not move at all, because outside the time moves way slower
It's 1 year every 30 mins
It doesn't speed up time it speeds up cells
Naw man you got it all wrong. I get where you were going with interstellar, but that is more like showing how time distortion actually works. Since they were not bound by the gravity of earth and therefore time was moving much faster, but they weren’t aging incredibly fast or anything like that while on earth is aging years in minutes at the same time.
It would be more like this with the beach (if time, indeed was only moving faster and nothing else) anyone standing outside the range of the time speed up would see everyone on the beach zipping by at incredible rates because if so many minutes are going by in just seconds then if it took a minute for them to walk a certain distance on the beach, then it would look like they got from point A to point B in an instant! It would just look like an incredibly fast-forwarded movie! they never actually revealed how it looked from Shyamalan’s point of view up on the rocks, but possibly the video footage that he was recording could be incredibly fast and needs to be slow down many amounts just to actually see what is happening in the first place. I don’t believe time went faster though. Because our DNA is encoded to actually degrade with the passage of time and then rapidly degrade faster as more time elapses, making the aging process occur in our bodies. Radiation could do this or magnetism as they were saying in the video, it doesn’t necessarily mean time has to elapse faster to make it happen!
No it's the opposite. The outside world would look frozen to them, and they would zip around in fast forward to the observer.
The situation you described happens in the movie Time Tunnel.
Genuinely feels like one of those "sit and die" situations. You'd have to be quite calm and do a lot of observation to figure out what's happening and how it all works. It feels like a lot of things are left to chance which makes this scenario even harder to figure out. Like remembering the note, thinking to crawl through the boundary, being able to reach the trees, etc. The kids really were the only ones that could've made it out without any preparation. They had enough lifespan to see everyone else try and fail at their attempts, collect information, and make use of the note. And that's really the key. The entire escape depends on that note, had they found it earlier, less would've died. Later, and they all would've.
The best part of the movie is a character actually proposes they move through the canyon slowly and then they all just ignore it.
noooo that’s terrible
Lmao accurate
If you've ever done a group project you know it's actually pretty realistic.
It sure is relatable though...
I've had my ideas just straight up ignored sometimes, and then someone comes up with it later and everyone calls them a genius.
istg i had the best ideas sometimes but NAWWWHHHHH just cus i was 8 at the time my ideas automatically are useless, i swear sometimes kids can actually think more out the box mode and more efficiently but since they are young nobody would even hear their ideas
Basically, if you're trapped in a place almost inescapable, become Sherlock Holmes, learn the physics of magnetism, astrophysics and astronomy and find literally every loophole possible while you slowly wither away. Got it.
This is why I believe this channel when he says he wouldn't be anywhere near this clever in any of the movie scenarios. Since the only reason he comes up with these ideas is because he thoroughly researched everything having to do with the issue.
Yea but when he says said characters makes stupid decision in life or death situation under extreme pressure when you can just do something you wouldnt think of in said situation it always just sounds dumb
Hey he never said it was going to be easy he's just giving you ways to escape
@@grade4lauan737 u sure boi
The funny thing about this comment is that Sherlock doesn't know, and doesn't give a flying fuck about astrophysics and astronomy, because his line of work has nothing to do with those. Hell, he even says as much himself.
Netflix recommended me this right after I was talking to my brother about how I want to speed through my life and I want time to go by faster. Yeah needless to say I wouldn't want my time to go by THAT fast.
Time will go by faster, and you’re not gonna like it. Optimism is good but don’t pine for the future. Be patient and enjoy the present moment ✌️
@@SMG2fanatic I wanna speed through the year cause that's more fun
You know that bitcoin comment got me thinking, you could probably age alcohol and cheese and whatever on that beach and make a pretty dang good profit. You'd just want to do it all via remote controlled drones bringing things in and out.
Unless the 'magnetism' would make the drones go offline.
With enough resources you could also probably build some seawalls to hold back the water, and drop enough soil in there that you could start a proper farm. Once again, using drones or whatever, you could grow pineapples crazy fast, since normally they take like three years to bear fruit after you plant them.
Though if we're already being unethical, you could also use the beach to try and figure out immortality through gene modification. Modify genes of plants then animals then humans and drop em on the beach and see how long they live through different modifications. Eventually you should be able to get that perfect combo of lobster/jellyfish immortality in a human subject.
damn I'm just thinking elephant army or repopulate endangered or u just solved other pc problems too that takes way too long electricity would be the issue there i guess but then electromag issues could be converted at that place? like solar panels or renewables?
“Luckily, this grandma just died moments ago, and this is great news” it’s beautiful out of context
It really is
Their live is in danger, thats great news. I love this channel
Very true
He's so cold I love him 😂
It is time to eat this woman's body
Long story, short. The kid killed everyone by ignoring a secret note
"Eh, this note doesn't seem important." "I'll keep it for later because there are others in the van even though they wouldn't give a fuck what it says."
"We're all dying."
"Hey, now it's you and me sister. Hey, what about that note I was handed?"
damn.. your right
This frustrated me so much 😂😂
Seen✅
I would like but it would be the 666th like
As someone with brittle bone disease, I cannot verbalize how anxious Crystal’s death made me feel 😂😂. It had me hyperventilating 😂
what does that mean?
bluds bones cracked
@hiddenguy67 that is not funny it's serious.
@@OnlyThingBiggerThanMyEgoIsMyC- easily breakable bones. did you see how they were quickly breaking and healing? yeah lol they shouldnt break that easily becomes of some magnetic field rocks
@@swiftfadezz3023no one is laughing blud
That Anamika pull is crazy, considering the marketing would actually be pretty good when you get down to what it /actually/ means. Yes it does mean Nameless in the most base sense of the word, but it's actually moreso implicating that you are absolutely and totally free and without limitations, you aren't even limited by your own name. In the truest sense it means "Absolute freedom". And is used when people are born, their destiny is not yet written, for their name is not yet even been inscribed.
As a french guy, my mind went for "Use the beach to age fine wines quickly" and I now see that I'm a living cliché
better than bitcoin mining for sure, a 1000 year old wine could be worth millions.
Dude your a genius
Yes yes you are
Rick and Morty
Holy frog you absolute genius
"Surf our dead parents into the ocean" is something I never thought I'd hear
A mom you go with me using you as a surfboard🤔
My parents are both 6 feet, so I’ll be floating well
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@TERRY KWAY I’m an American 🤷♀️ sadly. My grandpa is 6’7 and I’m currently 5’9 at 15 so
@@pregnantleggies3696 wat
"Always check the reviews before going to the hotel" HOW Is that going to help when dead people can't review hotels??
There will not be any reviews for this hotel so you won't book it.
I'm pretty late to this video, but when Trent saw the body when he was swimming in that cave, wouldn't the body have decomposed already since it was most likely there before the families got there? And we even see the body again later in the movie, even though the mom of the doctor had decomposed in a couple of hours. So couldn't that mean that the cave Trent was in prevents the aging?
the kids: "Our parents are dead! oh no!"
cinema summary: _lets go surfing!_
SURFING TIME
The kids are surfing with adult supervision.
@@maccurtis730 and adult bodies!
Plus no clock to keep time
Hi
The woman’s bones broke so easily in the cave because she had a calcium deficiency, so she technically went years without her medication. Thought that was quite clever (and horrifyingly brutal to watch)
!! Yup. Plus her vanity caused her to freak out way more than necessary
That would also mean they went years without brushing their teeth or washing their ass. They should've had all kinds of infections and rashes.
@@pbower4378 Way more than necessary? Her bones broke lmao.
@@jtg1972 fuck 🤣🤣😵
@@pbower4378 i doubt you'll remain calm when your bones break
Been watching a few of these videos over the last couple weeks (cube.)
Liked and subscribed for that smoothly ominous trade coffee segue.
Wow the amount of tought you put into this is great. You just have earned a subscriber!
"this grandma died just a while ago, and thats GREAT news"
HAHAHAH
Atleast it's a movie
Why is it funny when you put it that way
nice sum ppl are noticing the spam bot
@@singamanah7003 what- 😭😭
The fact that no one had to die if the kid just read the letter makes me feel an indescribable emotion.
But actually, how would the note have made sense at first without any knowledge?
well the note mentioned coral so itd only make sense they check the water and investigate it
@@morrosium4820 the note only said that they didn't like the coral. So they wouldn't have investigated it at first. Maybe they would later, but then possibly there could have been a fight amongst the group like we saw in the movie.
it makes me want to say hurtful words
@@kbanghart the point is that more people could have been saved instead of just these 2
This was hands down one of the best videos I've seen in a long time
WOW! This was so cool! Dude! All the solutions you got are so smart! HATS OFF TO YOU!
“It might be worth it to surf our dead parents to the shore”
Well now that’s a sentence I’ve never heard uttered before.
R/brandnewsentence
Imagine surfing a big ass wave with your dead parents
@@Caspercab that sounds more fun than hitting a sick backflip during your grandpa's funeral
Sounds like a fun funeral
It puts the fun in funeral
"Their first mistake, is that they didn't realise that the hotel manager is wearing a suit, with a specific colour hex code. Anyone who wears that suit, has been scientifically proven to be evil."
So true! 😂
“If I was him, I would turn into an elemental god and start escaping”
@@itsyaboichipsahoy3392 LLAMO
...
I dunno about you but a tourism suit with anything But a plant or animal is fishy as all hell.
Some of the suggestions to beat this evil beach are actually pretty smart. You have my upvote!
You put a lot of the type of movies I like to my attention keep up the good work 👍
“Lets go on a vacation!”
“No”
*The end*
Yes stay home
Gaming saves lives 🤣
Yes don go anywhere
Yes 👏
400 likes imma break it
“There’s one last clue they didn’t see”
“Huh, what’s that”
“They didn’t have a cup of coffee”
I love how CS transitions into sponsors lol
beautiful pfp lmao
@Lucas Oliveira Ikr, it's amazing
@@vivianniu3493 is your pfp orange juice man?
gotta have that coffee
HAHA Yes! I love it and it was the perfect time to move on.
You went out for this
So much thought put in for one year of life
I love the transition to the ad 😀
This is the only time someone can say “let’s ride our parents corpses like surfboards” is actually logical instead of psychotic
When they do it its fine, but when I suggest it I get called a "psychopath" and "horrible human being". How is that fair.
@@mulst2759 cuz why r u saying that in the first place
They took inspiration from the Swiss army man I guess 🤷♀️
@@leahsugar8050 it’s for suwvivwawhl 🥺
@@mulst2759 Ugh! I absolutely hate when that happens. The nerve of some people.
"After losing their Family the children learned an important lesson, Always check the Ratings before Booking."
Got me dead
imagine the reviews: "this beach was so bad that i became 60 years older just by contemplating how much low quality this beach is"
666 likes wtf
anything cheap or free is never a good news. lmfao.
One of the coolest RUclips video i’ve evere seen.
Im so happy I watched this after my vacation and not before
"How to beat the aging beach in 'OLD'"
HOW ABOUT DON'T GO TO THE BEACH THERE'S LITERALLY A SIGN SAYING NOT TO GO THERE
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But the sign says dont go because its a protected area not that its a magic aging beach
@@gallohalt I assume they said that because if they said it was a magic aging beach people wouldn't believe them and go anyway, not many people would be going to a protected area
@@gallohalt Technically it still counts
I feel the biggest flaw in this movie is that if Realistically, if something like this occurred then you would have died before you even realized what was happening from either Starvation or Dehydration.
I just thought of this!
It’s explained in the movie that it’s not time moving quickly it’s the rocks ageing cells quickly so they just get older
I never see them eating
@@goulitry it still doesn't make sense and this movie doesn't any laws of reality
@@mwoods4608 The adults don't need to, because their mass isn't changing. That's the logic they use in the movie, which ignores how much energy is expended by cellular aging, respiration, other life functions.
LOL - always check the reviews before booking - you cracked me up 🤣
i think i just found a new channel to binge
Sure is a miracle that all the kid's swimsuits grew with them.
Yea I am so glad it grew with them
They switched changed their swimsuits several times, did you watch the movie?
@@zeorph I was mainly making a joke.
@@rhysofsneezingdragon1758 oh ok my bad
And somehow their hairs don't grow too.
“Luckily, this grandma just died” -Cinema Summary
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Breaking the E chain
Classic
why teh coffee tho-
Upvoted for the sponsor transition. A+++
that coffee insert was spot on, peek
I feel like the years are going by so fast because they’re having such a good time
Yo
Plot twist O.o
Its like playing bo2 zombies all over again
LMAOOO
@lusy💓 srsly?
How to Beat Old:
Step 1: Say no to the hotel manager because that's obviously sketchy.
Step 2: Leave.
How to Beat Old:
Step 1: Be broke.
@@IsaacHND you crack the code my guy, because im a broke mf
They would’ve knocked you out and put you on the beach anyway
@@IsaacHND the trip was free
@@XclusiveChiq r/Wooosh much?
Always check the reviews before booking. Got it 👍
I love comment sections like this, there are only people debating without toxicity just entertaining interactions. If only the whole internet were like this 😄
obs: I specially appreciate the smart people with the physics explanations they are so informative
this comment section, and you, and anyone who likes physics and anyone who wants entertainment are ... toxic imo. Cheers!
I’ve seen a lot of people critical of the film because the characters act “stupid”. But lets be real. If individuals were in a scenario where they are aging years in hours (ie. they are on deadly ticking time clock) - 99% of people would become irrational.
Humans do not work well particularly under pressure. Even in stressful survival situations that don’t have a time element, most people would break down.
I feel like we give way too much credit to people. Like just think about most individuals you have met in your life. Or the average person. The vast majority are really dumb.
Now take those individuals and throw them in a situation where every hour they age years and there is no way most groups would work together and solve that scenario.
So I don’t even feel the writing of the movie was bad for a fictional horror plot. Only issue i had was some of the acting was shlocky.
But the writing was bad. Not necessarily because of how the character's acted but their dialogue was terrible. So many lines physically made me cringe. The rules of the beach made no sense. Mid-sized sedan (best name ever though) should have been an elderly man when the rest of them showed up. And it just feels like a series of events that happen one after the other with no point to them. When something happens, the characters just move onto the next thing and never mention it again. Nothing made sense in the movie, which was a shame because the premise seemed cool :/
Fun fact: it’s also not stupid to (instead of rejoicing for you can use their corpses as boats) morn the loss of your parents. A dead old lady isn’t a saving grace in the eyes of almost everyone. He forgets the emotional elements of people trapped in such a stressful situation.
@Nexxol Wow so original. You're such a comedian.
I must be part of the 1%.. just sit there and accept death
@Nexxol im gonna be honest tho. Ppl aren't very good thinkers when it comes to desperate situations especially the supernatural ones that turns you old pretty quickly.
When he said
"A sign that this would be an absolute disaster... None of these people had a single cup of coffee." I was so confused and when the promotion started I just laughed my ass off.
Yeah, that was one of the better ones.
Yeah that was smooth af
SAME
Yea he pulls this regularly.
Those ads during videos are just super ass
just your concept of doing this video is awesome, let alone that you actually had seemingly pretty viable options that could work. I thought the movie was pretty well done for a basic 1 scene type movie, but then again many of this style movies are. Buried(with ryan reynolds) Phone Booth (with colin farrell) both rocked.. Hey, how about a movie on how to get out of Buried? 👊👊
very useful tutorial I can't wait to try it
honestly this is a solid sit-down-and-just-die scenario
if you arent a genius , then yes , this were just poor family looking for a nice beach
@@adrianomartinez6231 nah this scenario just filters non-coral lovers out
@@rogers4760
Without the note, there is nothing to indicate the coral tunnel would be a way out.
And only presents a hazard trying to swim out.
@@PerfectAlibi1 true but the coral is a point of interest, with it still being alive
@@tillburr6799
Is it still alive? It looks pretty bleached, no colour insight.
The fact he said "If this girl is gonna be an idiot, I would convince her to be an idiot in a more logical place" is just hilarious
1 comment,1.4K likes lol
@@iiisparklepastel8816 2 comments 1.5k likes this is odd
I love how creative you always are with transitioning into the sponsorship lol
Well done. I liked this.
Easiest way to beat "OLD": read the note that kid gave you when he actually gives it to you
Easier than easiest don't go on vacation.
@@karlwandji5901 Even easier don't go outside.
Even easier : don't go out of your room
@@Melisaoffxl12 even easier don’t leave the closet
@@dudelittle4022 even better, find ur way to Narnia in there
“Anyone in their right mind would think they’ve gone batshit crazy”
-Cinema Summary, 2021
I just read this comment as he said that…
@@jankovelimirovic4844 😂 that happens all the time it’s creepy
@@jankovelimirovic4844 me too
Yes we saw the video
@@RabbidKong it was a joke. I don’t know if you noticed but ok RUclips people like to make jokes about the video. Get over yourself
Just realized an important detail: the fact that their hair didn’t grow at super speed means that it’s only aging processes-including puberty…- that are sped up. Basically your cells die and duplicate at super speed, until you reach the point where more are dying than being made.
It's been stated that hair and nails don't grow because they're dead cells. Obviously applying any amount of logic to that is impossible and it doesn't actually answer anything, but it's been stated. But yes that's definitely what's happening as it also explains why their bodily functions don't speed up, if time itself was going faster they'd literally die instantly because there would be no possible way for them to do stuff like eat, sleep, use the bathroom etc in that time span. The body should still be producing more hair and nails at this accelerated rate but that's just how it is I guess.
I think that was supposed to explain why the coral was fine, since Coral can live for a long time but if this beach wasn't manmade than those 5000 years would have realistically happened by that point and the coral is clearly bleached anyways which means it's technically dead.
@@Whispernyanhair and nails grow from their roots, which are not dead cells.
Their skin heals from wounds instantly though.
@@nuclearcatbaby1131 How do think wounds heal normally, from magic?
@@Whispernyan It’s a cellular growth process just as hair growth is
I love the gamer idea of using the time problem to grow coconuts and make a raft. 😂
This concept actually could make a good escape game.
Jared(the nurse) actually suggested slowly leaving through the canyon a step at a time. Nobody ever tried or mentioned it again. Huge storyline mistake.
They went in there over and over. The entire cast. Some multiple timwa
That's what I kept thinking since he compared it to scuba why couldn't they just all hold hands and slowly walk out, if whoever is in front passes out they stop until they wake up and keep going
Is it ever explained in the movie what moves them back to the beach once they pass out? This would have made me think it's something supernatural.
Because it would take 20years roughly
Or maybe they just ignored it.
If I owned this beach, my first step would be to find out how to travel inside and out of it without being affected by the time warping. Next, I would rent out portions of the beach to other private companies to use on a variety of things. Battery life, liquor distilleries, medicinal herbs, etc. We could also have fun reality shows like "What last longer? Twinkie vs Cupcake."
Getting laid after turning older amiright?
Nice but you cant stop it from aging you
@@Jisawesomeletter all you have to do is cover it with time shielding and take it off the beach. High efficiency drones would work.
@@Jisawesomeletter nah it was shown that the food was packaged in a way that it won't be affected by the magnetic field, so making a suit from it wouldn't be that hard..
Could I send my house plants there to grow faster?
24:47 out of context this part of the video would get him on a watch list
Something strange: happens
Character: notices
Cinema summary: he didn’t realize till it was too late
see this was the biggest mistake of his life
🤣🤣
plot twist, the resort makes its money carefully using the beach to age wines and alcohols to sell at exorbitant prices. You can get 100 year old wines in no time.
But how do they get the wine back out
@@mynameisasecret5320, easy. Make a trail through the woods to the beach. Lower the bottles using whatever cuz synthetic material doesn't seem to be affected. After a few hours pull it back. PROFIT.
@@felipesv8866 to do so you have to walk through the cave, atleast 1 person would have to be sacrificed to get it back. Throwing the bottle on a string would break, and a simple cart wouldnt make the turns. Simple drones wouldnt survive a century
@@mynameisasecret5320 make a hazard suit out of the material that redirects magnetic fields like what’s used to bag the food.
@@mynameisasecret5320, the forest is unaffected by the beach magntism, if you go through the forest you avoid the canyon, from there you lower the goods and you should be fine. And we don't see manufactured objects getting affected like clothes, the baskets, knifes, so I'm assuming they don't get affected, only organic matter.
I havent even seen this film and yet this is the best thing ive ever watched ... surfing your dead parents as a sure way to survive is pure comedy
bro this is so cool we be learning science at the same time
"Luckily, this grandma just died moments ago, and that's great news"
that cracked me up lmao
very great news
Am so happy at this life changing revelation
Yeah sometimes I actually laugh at How cold his analisys is
This man is the best example of tagline: "improvise, adapt, overcome"
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I feel like the years are going by so fast because they’re having such a good time
*Bear Grylls stares in distance*
You got me with the cup of coffee! 😂
you know what you re taliking about. i do skuba diving i like your videos
Me: _stuck on a beach dying of old age_
Cinema Summary: "Hear me out. Coconuts."
Coconut nut is a big big nut
@@giaem4108 and if you eat too much, you get verrry fat
@@imlosingit.
Ooohh the coconut nut is a big big nut
But this delicious nut.. IS NOT A NUT!
@@C0MET_1 it's a coco fruit (it's a coco fruit) from the coco tree
@@Tsireya10 From the cocopalm family (la la la la la)
Honeslty, the first time I saw this, I could only think of the opportunities this beach would present, specially in agriculture. Also, seeing that their dresses didn’t décompose or at least get very weak yet, it’s safe to assume this beach only ages living cells and doesn’t really speed up time. Now, think about drone controlled farming. That’s unlimited food for the whole world.
Farming on sand?
@@cranjusmcbasketball4977 where do beach palm trees come from? Also, it wasn’t fully sand anyway and even if it was sand, depending on the type of sand you can grow some stuff like garlic or green onions
@@feeltoofree yeah only palm trees. Sand isn’t suitable for “agriculture “. Otherwise we wouldn’t have vast swathes of deserts in impoverished continents like Africa. They’d just farm on those sands if it were possible.
It also has a decaying effect on flesh so they should all collapse into piles of goo, as decomposition occurs mainly due to insects and other things eating corpses, and bacteria, so as the bateria isn't working faster it means flesh is just decaying as a massively faster rate.
Mutations would like to know your location
I just watched your Vid on The Sand, it is cool to watch multiple Vids from you with a similar enemies. The beach. Is there a playlist? 8:24 Take everyhing that exhausts us and make it slower can be used in RL cases, thanks for teaching me that even Horror Film mistakes can be generalized this much that it is aplicable on many other situations, if not RL, then for filming my own Horror Films more realisticly. Thank you. And using 12:05 corpses as time-marks? This can also be used in RL in extreme cases, I mostly watch this to see RL solution-Ideas for extreme case Problems. Never know if an Alien attacks me. But the most usefull is 24:40 to know that Corpses are floating devices. I'm happy that you 27:56 recomended the killers how to make money more ethicaly, its very nice of you in case things like time-travel happen.
Awesome video!
Visitors: *dies of old age*
Elderly people: “Pathetic”
Huh... so the Translate to English does work...
As a young person this is weird
queen elizabeth: pathetic100*
The queen : "pathetic"
Lmao
"Thats a win win for everyone"
Except for the guy who died
lmao
No he still wins because he is mentally challenged
Bruh
Bruh cinema summary literally said that when I was reading this comment
Imagine this dork with the on the beach trying to explain to them that they need to think in the forth dimension to survive.
The most unhinged and funny animations were produced in the making of this video... the half decayed body got me dying
The most surprising part of this movie is they didn’t decide to go on vacation in some creepy cabin in the woods and decide to go to a normal place ( at least it looks completely normal at first)
Shady beach where only a few guests can enter, for free, they give you a ton of food, and the choice seems to be random. Sure, not creepy at all.
@@felipesv8866 at first, he said
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@@hubert36250 we need to spread awareness of this
@@hubert36250 I just have an addiction to commenting lol. I comment on like 90% of the videos I watch and I watch a lot of videos every day
Funny enough, the food bags were my first thought of escape too. I figured if there isn't any wildlife or vegetation, that must mean that any organic material ages fast. Since the food was kept in weird bags, and the food hasn't aged, then the bags must have some sort of shielding. But they completely ignored that fact in the movie.
Same, noticed that as well. Put a bag over your head to reduce/negate the field in the cavern and get out. It doesn't take a genius to figure that out if the food is completely fine after "years".
@@AmariKhumalo except they prolly couldn't cover their entire bodies.
@@kbanghart Technically all you would need is to cover the head for the headaches, though the issue of the rest of your body aging faster than the rest of you would become a problem if it went on for too long. I would expect the shielding to, if eye holes were put in the bag, at least still delay it partially and make things stay closer to even, as well as allow you to tell when you reach past the barrier, if the headaches should eventually go away (but then comes the issue of the likelihood someone previously might have figured that out, so they probably background check the people to make sure the people who could figure these things out _aren't_ brought in).
@@legobrick1356 cover the head with shielding? Sorry I don't understand
@@kbanghart If it acts like pressure when it comes to the passing out then shielding the head might stave the effects of it for long enough or at least ease it better.
That Ad tie-in was pretty slick lol
Another way to make tons of money on this beach? Wine and cheese. Both require aging to reach their fullest potential on the market. You could literally make *gallons* of amazingly expensive wine with a day or so on the beach.
big brain
I take it you watched that one Rick and Morty Episode with aging wine via time dilation where Jessica becomes a "time god".
Great. Now I’m hungry and want a glass of wine.
@@egopathtime3273 Actually, I haven't yet. Sounds like a great episode, though.
@@egopathtime3273 I mean... you don't have to watch Rick and Morty to think this up.....
I like how he completely threw away his morality for the sake of cold calculating logic. "Use dead bodies as reference of how fast time progresses", "Kill the doctor, it`s a win win for everyone", "Use the parents` corpses for floatation". Remind me not to get stranded on an island with this guy, or I might get killed for using/to be used as 'resources'.
Honestly I agree with him when we die were just a resource to be used by something in some way why not use the resources provided like its a Devine gift from some God and put the worry about were it came from later when it helps save your butt. Yea it's cold it doesn't sit right but in a situation we're your gonna die youl do what you must or perish.
"Stop panicking, it's only logical that I kill you and use your body as a raft-"
"We've only been stranded for twenty minutes!"
Lmao fact
@@GippyHappy lmao
@@GippyHappy 😂😂😂😂
The subtitles are so good
Moral: always check the reviews before going to a hotel
I feel like these breakdowns are more fun to watch than the actual movie sometimes.
I don’t even need to watch this movie the guy summarized it in half an hour
The movie was bad😭 acting was so horrible felt like a play. And the camera men at some point would cut off the good parts and would just show the people foot/leg 😭
oh 100% especially if it's a somewhat scary movie and youre a pussy like me
I feel like the years are going by so fast because they’re having such a good time
@@its8ngel333 it's a Shaymalan movie, of course it's bad. He's only got two, maybe three, good ones.