Everything Wrong With Old In 15 Minutes Or Less
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- Опубликовано: 5 янв 2022
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Old is a movie about a beach that ages people rapidly because of some kind of funky voodoo rock formation or some crap. I don't remember. I just remember the sins.
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A kid having a baby is messed up for one... 😐
Can’t make me
+CinemaSins
Would love to see you do an episode for the other 2 Indiana Jones Movies you didn't do yet as well as exorcist 3: legion
exorcist 3 is a fantastic movie but like with a lot of movies i love and then watched a CinemaSins episode of the movie i love, i'm 100% sure you will be able to destroy my nostalgia-affected opinion of it and after being mad about it, it will lead to appreciation
Oh and a cinemasins episode for this movie might never happen.. it would drive you insane including all the viewers but an episode for exorcist 2 because pazuzu
@@sexygirls6427 AMOGUS
M. Night has solid ideas and how to portray them, but he makes full-length movies out of a short-film's worth of content. Most of his movies would probably be outstanding if he kept them to 30-60 minutes at most.
I agree. I'd even accept that he made full-length movies, but he should at least get someone to write the screenplay. I don't mind him as director because he has some cool ideas, but the dialogue here was veeery weak. It took a lot away from the movie.
He’d be great with a black-mirror style series!
M Night's dialogue is memeable at best. He just needs to stop writing and keep directing. But he has one of the biggest egos in the industry so....yeah.
Netflix needs to give him a show like black mirror where each episode is there own thing and they are 45 minutes to an hour and a half.
And if they had different writers. I have NEVER seen an M. Night movie that I didn’t think was horrendously written. Loaded w expositions dialogue and in your face statements.
The biggest question is how did they not starve to death since time passes by fast, their body ages but doesn't feel the effects of rapid starvation?
How does the food not spoil?
@@williamrasengan The answer is its insulated against magnetic waves.
Because plot? Lol
@@codewizard0 WHAT PLOT?
This was bugging me too. We saw that their illnesses caught up to them. And the toddler got pregnant so it means hunger, hygiene and dehydration were the things to have ended them. I know it's just a movie but that's such a big plot hole that made this movie way to ridiculous to take seriously.
“We didn’t have a prom or graduation” All of us who graduated during covid
or introverts/chronically-online folks lmao
"Dog's died"
"BUT IT WAS JUST ALIVE"
Best...... quote...... ever
THIS IS KATANA SHE HAS MY BACK.
NOT THE DOG, NOOOOOO!
In regards to that last sin, that's one of the biggest among many problems with this movie. Just because physical aging happens, doesn't mean they should magically learn everything a normal person learns through life. Mentally, they should still have been children the entire time, and it would have honestly made for a far more interesting plot thread. As is, the aging only did what the writer wanted it to do, but didn't actually explore the implications of it and had a ton of things that actively contradicted each other.
The kids mentally age so that SOMEONE IMPREGNATING A TODDLER isn't something M. Night has to put on his IMDB page.
Pretty sure that in the original graphic novel, the kids did not mentally develop, so the last one you see is the fully grown toddler just playing in the sand as they aged to death.
Did their clothes grow with those kids? Because I don't think any adult can fit in the same clothes that their
@@HyperDragon01 Can't be PG-13 anymore if the kids-turned adults have to strip their too-tight swimwear, you know?
In reality, it would actually be far more interesting than that. It wouldn't even be like a 'young brain' inside an 'older body,' it would actually be a suddenly older brain inside an older body with only the lived experiences of a younger mind.
The worst part is the graphic novel this was adapted from was even more morbid. Not only did they not escape the beach, it wasn't even a pharmaceutical experiment. It was just a beach that for reasons unknown aged you at an accelerated rate and everybody died.
And of all fucking groups-- like say, some implied government in Cabin in the Woods, or some military; countless fucking groups that would be able to hold this MAGIC FUCKING BEACH from any sort of political or military conquest and put it to more effective use: fucking _Pfizer_ is running the show?!
Well I guess the real twist is with how much it butchered it's source material
@Charlote what
@@danielj8085 sex bot. Ignore them, youtube does nothing to stop them
Out of curiosity, what is the graphic novel called? Is it the same title as the film?
@12:06 that's an interesting point, Mid-sized sedan, as well as all the other adults hasn't aged a year, Maddox has gone from 11 to 16, Trent has gone from 6 to 20 (out-aging his sister), Kara has gone from 5 to 25 (out-aging everyone), it seems that the beach only effects the young, the closer a person is to old age (at the time of arrival on the beach), the slower they will age
I love how Trent is the younger sibling but as soon as he resembles an adult age, he becomes the leader of their little group and his older sister Maddox is reduced to a blubbering nonsensical pile.
Way to write a progressive female character, Shyamalanadingdong!
Not every woman is strong.
But both of these characters did a complete 180. She was the older sibling at the beginning of the movie and very much embodied that role while her little brother was an actual idiot. Then as soon as he resembles an adult age, she becomes the immature one while he immediately becomes a leader. Neither of them showed these qualities until they changed actors and it was very obvious as well as kind of jarring.
@@ganados0 HERESY!!!!
@@sterlingarcher857 bet you wouldn't care if it was the opposite
@@Dragonlord13 bet you couldn't see sarcasm if it sat on your face bare arsed...
The actual story and idea of a rapid-aging beach in itself is pretty good, however I don't think they executed it as well as they could have.
agreed
yess!! i agree. the premise was good, but the idea needed to be expanded on better.
I agree, the movie itself was VERY underwhelming
Such is the problem with most Shyamalan movies. The premise is good, but the execution and twists for the sake of twists drag it down.
@@BigZ282 especially the avatar movie that didnt exist
For anyone who is curious, I wrote out the main differences and plot points in the graphic novel:
1) Each family has two children. One girl and one boy. Both children end up pairing off with the ones in the other family.
2) Instead of a black character, there is an Arab character who ends up being convinced by one of the girls in the families to sleep with him. He has a wife at home and wants to stay loyal to her, but ends up realizing that they'll probably never get off the beach.
3) There is a scene in a cave where fish are seen swimming near coral. This is interesting because the beach has established that life grows rapidly and dies. Because fish's lifespans are significantly shorter than humans', it doesn't make sense that the fish would still be alive as they do not have enough time to mate, get pregnant, and lay eggs. Not for generations. This implies that the coral has something to do with preserving life at a normal rate, and this is where M. Night got the idea of the coral acting as an insulator.
4) The pregnancy scene is virtually the same. The difference is that the younger girl is more aggressive with the boy from the other family. She talks about how she'll never be able to have sex otherwise, and convinces him to share that experience with her. In all cases, the girls are always the ones to persuade the boys into having sex with them. It's unclear if the author wanted this to be the case to avoid any criticism from those claiming that the girls were being taken advantage of, or if he did so for other reasons. It's not a coincidence, however.
5) The baby from the pregnancy ends up surviving. Everyone is overjoyed at the miracle, and it's one moment that overshadows all of the horror and tragedy of their circumstances.
6) There is a glinting object that everyone notices in the mountains. Most likely, a camera lens. However, we never truly find out what it is and why it's there. This is where M. Night got the idea of an evil corporation spying on people. He just needed to make up a reason.
7) After trying to get off the beach, everyone eventually gathers by a campfire and the Arab man tells the parable of a Persian king. The story is basically about how the king was visited by death who told him he'd die within a period of seven years. Death would not say when this would happen, it could be two years, four years, even a month from then, but death would come for him. The king decides to build a fortress with no windows and only one door to protect himself from death. Eventually, his wife, daughter, and son all come to him for different reasons, but he turns them away at the door. He misses his daughter's wedding and his son's life. For seven years, he stays in the room until death shows up. After exchanging a brief conversation about how the king has wasted his years preparing for death, death takes his soul. The point of the story is to not waste your time trying to prevent the inevitable, but rather, enjoy the time you have with the people you love in the present. After this, everyone falls asleep with smiles on their faces.
8) In the morning, the only person left alive is the newborn daughter who has now matured into an adult woman. She cries at the loss of her parents and builds a sandcastle alone. That's the end.
Edit: The graphic novel is named "Sandcastle". It is originally French, and is available online and for purchase.
thanks!
WOW what a powerful ending. Ty for telling us!
The movie would have been so much more powerful had this been the story that was told.
NOW THAT WOJLDVE BE A MOVIE
So unlike the movie, the book had:
1. An actual message
2. had some twists in the way you'd normally expect characters to act but still come off as human
3. doesn't rip off cabin the woods or other M. Night movies (like the Village)
4. more of that mysterious "why not let the place be creepily haunted, but hint that there might be more?" kinda aspect instead of (refer to 3)
5. An ending that actually feels really sad and messed up and would simply fade to black, giving people the "what" or "that is messed up" with actual feeling.
Literally everything that could've been screwed up from the book was according to this summary. Thank you, I might actually read the book version now.
The way Charles acted as his dementia accelerated really hit hard as I watch that happen today with my father. It's nearly the exact same.
i saw this in theaters for whatever reason and there was a group of people in front of us that were pretty vocal with their reactions, when the girl came out pregnant they lost their shit. kinda irrelevant, i just really like when people get a little loud in the theater, as long as it’s because of the movie, it makes it a lot of fun.
That's a cool story bro
That's me, I am the stereotypical blk person who overreacts stupidity in movies lol
What kind of maniac likes people being loud in a movie theatre. WTH
The only question i how she became pregnant
@@Lavender2005a sperm fertilized her egg, I assume
"I saw this movie about a beach that turns people *old,* making them one year *older* every 30 minutes, and if they got too *old,* they would collapse! I think it was called _The Beach That Makes People Tired."_
Haha, love "The Simpsons" reference! 😂
a real downgrade from the director that directed the Bus that would not slow down
This is absolutely gold and one of my favorite RUclips comments I have ever read you win
MAKE FUNNY SKITS AND HAVE TO MAKE U LAUGH OR MY MOM WILL SEND ME BACK TO AFRICA !👀🙏
Speed 2: The Despeedening
"Kara! Don't climb that!" he says after she's already well been climbing it! This is like telling your dog not to eat the plastic after he's already swallowed it and you've had to pay 15k in vet bills!
r/suspiciouslyspecific
You think my dog's not gunna try to eat plastic again?
7:54 Glad I'm not the only one who's seen "Lost"
Honestly - this was one of the worst movies I ever watched in cinema! After like 15 minutes I got so mad at that bullshit and knew it wouldn't get any better. By the time it ended I was so fed up with everything that I suddenly became SO happy for knowing I can continue life, doing basically anything else, so I startet to smile
The pregnancy was IMPOSSIBLE!! 🤦
Time was not accelerated. Biology was accelerated. 10 minutes on the beach is still 10 minutes in the regular world. People on the beach age swiftly but time is still constant.
Biology was so accelerated that two girls never experienced their periods. Never! No menstrual cycle, no eggs for fertilization.
Furthermore, the boy's sperm never would have reached an egg if an egg was available. It takes a bare minimum of 30 minutes for sperm to reach an egg, but it is usually takes much longer. Sperm can only live for approximately 5 days. 30 minutes on the beach is 6 months of biological time. Basically, the sperm would have died almost instantly after release. Dead sperm, no pregnancy.
UPDATE CORRECTION: 30 minutes is 1 year of biological development.
yeah, I was wondering why a constant blood path wasn't following them
I also think the idea of pregnancy contributing to the horror was simply not cool but, to me, quick aging reguires cells to be moving faster through space anyway, so it's just whatever try not to think about it too much I think. I hadn't thought of that though.
@@nathanmingle7 But Shamalyan wants his audiences to think. The majority of his movies are brain-teasing thrillers. I can't help but think about the logistics of the pregnancy sequence.
@@HighHeelKnight I respect that for sure. To level with u, I didn't watch the movie this just seems like something meant to shock the audience and to show the strong implications of aging.
I agree in thinking it was more about the statement than a deeper meaning, like your original comment. But what am I saying I didn't watch u know
He wants his audience to think about the logistics of impregnating a literal toddler trapped in the body of an adult woman? Is that what he was going for? Because that’s so fucked up I can’t even comprehend it.
I think this movie was M. Night's way of finally revealing the biggest twist of all, and why his writing has infuriated us for oh so long: He is a six-year-old boy in a 51-year old's body. "The Sixth Sense" was a screenplay he found in a notebook on the 'Old' beach where he was trapped, which surely explains the calamitous drop off in quality afterward.
I’m still convinced M. Knight got the Sixth Sense screenplay from someone else, then abducted and tortured said person to write more for him, but since he’s an inexperienced torturer, the guy only got to jot down some plot ideas before he died prematurely, so M. had to write the screenplays himself.
The reason the sixth sense was good is because he wasn’t famous yet. He still listened to the input of others.
Once he became a huge name and famous for the twist ending (which is NOT why sixth sense was so good) he basically became like those South Park characters that go around sniffing their own farts. Put more eloquently, his ego wrote his later works. But I prefer “He’s a self-fart sniffer.”
damn u guys really hate him, almost seems personal.
The Sixth Sense was so good, we all wondered how Shyamalan could follow up with stinker after stinker. Now, we know that the real question is how did he manage to make The Sixth Sense not crap.
@@nayan7398 Quite the contrary, I love his body of work and hope he continues well into the future, hopefully dovetailing his early vision and energy with consistency and humility.
That “Ohhhhh” sin! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love when stupid movies like this try to have a character say something to sound smart and try give explain the fictional rules of something. That reaction is perfect! 😂
Now look, I am all in it for a normal, balanced movie review. But there is just something so entertaining about watching a guy roast a movie until it is burnt to nothing but ashes nonstop for 15 - 20 minutes straight. Love this dude.
A lot of people apparently liked this movie, but I distinctly remember being frustrated the entire movie and by the decisions all characters made. 🙃
Me too, it's hard to sympathise with characters who make such idiotic decisions!
@@trinaq wait til you see spider man no way home!
Just because they Physically developed doesn't mean they are mentally developed. Like they had no way to learn. It was children in adult bodies that's the point
@@letsgetcrazy1096
But it's the adults too. Terrible decisions.
Yeah I liked it. It's also a funnily frustrating movie.
Actual dialogue in this movie:
''Oh my god the dog is dying''
''But it was only just alive.''
Grade A writing by M. Night.
Well, his best dialogue is this.
….. what no
This man was once up for Best Original Screenplay.
He writes dialogue like two AI bots talking to each other.
@@robdag2 A joint writing team between Hal 9000 and Glados
@@chasehedges6775 ur not Justin K
M. Night is a one note director. You watch his films that will inevitably have a plot twist at the end. And with "Old" as in all his recent films the buildup leads to an unsatisfactory final scene. That paints you into a corner real fast!
I have a crazy answer for you all, and M. Night said it himself. Upon arriving, the guests were offered a drink. This drink had all the agents needed to conduct solid pharmaceutical research - wether it’s stopping the starvation process or what - but basically the drinks at the start of their trip supposedly protects them from dying immediately. Hope this helps 😊
They invented a drink to withstand hunger for years? Figure they'd sell that as well
@@calvinhotlidge3142 like seriously though. It lasted until they died of old age. That's the cure to global hunger!
Or maybe, it's just a plothole...
@@calvinhotlidge3142 to be fair im 90% sure that if such a cure was found, they'd never sell it
think how many people would be against so because it'd affect their pockets, cant monetize world hunger if people can live off a single purchase
Lol good try but lazy writing is the answer
I remember seeing this in theater and looking around at everyones mortified faces at the childbirth scene.
Glad I never thought of watching this movie before
Tbh it didn’t bother me but looking at my friends who were with me they all had their faces and ears covered
I know it is one of many things that could be nit-picked about this movie, but the pregnancy didn't make sense. Usually takes around 24 hours for conception to start after "release". Things were only aging faster, not moving faster. Stupid thing to worry about in a movie with "magic", but i did. Great concept, but the consistency was all over the place.
@Charlote your only fans is gross and u need to lose weight
@@borris3768 you have no reason to be this rude like... Jeez
I audibly laughed in the theatre when they plopped down the baby blanket and it blew dust. I embarrassed my roommate but god damn it wasn't tactful or dramatic at all, just comical
People like you are the reason I hate going to movie theatres
😭🤣
@@tonyabrookes9931 because god forbid somebody not have the same reaction as you
Same with the lady with bones, was too comical
@@tonyabrookes9931 Sounds more like a you problem.
@14:44 “me scared”🤣🤣🤣
ikr
I’m glad you mentioned Cabin in the woods because I felt it had that same kind of tone and vibe when the medicine corporation came up at the end
One of my BIGGEST problems with this movie, and there were a lot of them, is the fact that the testing for the medication would still need proof that it's been tested for years. I mean, technically, they could fake the numbers, but usually you have to check in with your research, you can't just go, trust us, it's been years.
Also, there's no way that people would keep everything secret from their families before going on a trip. People would obviously know that people went on a trip and where they were going. If you won a trip, you're telling the world. It's crap that they could fake everything.
Yeah, I thought of a similar issue: the point of a lifelong drug trial/test is that you need doses to be given over the years, right? Didn't they only give them one dose at the beginning? So wouldn't the info the drug company gained be useless since it doesn't involve any additional doses throughout their lives?
Testing also needs a prior diagnostics - so folks would have needed to hack into medical records.
Also medication usually supresses symptoms or replaces lacking chemical and biological compounds (like insulin), neither can enforce permanent change and thus would need a constant intake. Hence most medicine being taking on a daily basis, not once in 40 years.
The only exception are certain vaccines because they promote the production of antibodies which the body builds some kind of memory. But even among those many need boosters and refreshers.
The idea of testing medication like that is utterly stupid...
Heck the main reason for the prolonged testing is to figure out side-effects of the chemicals because of the prolonged intake directly or metabolized side-products. Neither could be achieved with a one-time dosage and neither could be examined with a camera from a cliff.
I died laughing when the woman screamed ''The baby died from lack of attention!''
just like the Sims games
Me too, it was trying too hard to be dramatic, but just failed miserably!
Yeah, that was awesome.
This movie is so silly. I cant-
😭😭😭😭
Rappers: names are usually flexing
Also rappers: Lil Dicky
I just watched this the other day. I knew that EWW would have covered it. I was shocked about how bad it was. I couldn't understand why mid-size whoever he was didn't die overnight, why the wounds healed quickly, the tumour got 1000 times bigger in a few seconds. The pregnancy also made no sense, as well as the baby dying.
I would watch it again to see if I missed something, however, I feel that won't help, like, at all.
full sized Ford!!!!!🤣
it died because every second is 9 hours so in order for it to survive it would have to be fed the second the head was able to show
Also if it was accurate with the kids going through puberty - that would've made some grotesque scenes. Imagine all your baby teeth falling out and adult teeth growing in in the space of a couple hours. Also growth spurts, periods, menopause, why was it only the kids that had to eat, how could the kids brains age and gain knowledge (about sex and maturing etc) whilst the adults brains remained stationary unless they were deteriorating? So many questions XD
@@neel948Yet somehow the adults don’t need to continuously eat ???
When ever I saw this movie in theaters I fell asleep when they were playing on the beach and woke up to the one guy stabbing the other to death.... never been more terrified and confused in my life🤣😂😂
On Halloween i was invited to a "party" that was held at a kid from another school's house (our mutual friend's girlfriend askes if me and another girl could come). It wasnt an actual party, we went trick or treating (yes we wore real costumes we're not uncultured juniors in highschool) but after we got back and played some games, they decided to put on Child's Play (2019). Since it was a school night we were all leaving at 8ish, so about an hour in we skipped to the end. Literally straight to the credit on accident (hey it's mark hamill) and then 5 minutes before that point. All of a sudden the kid's holding a chainsaw in this weird red place and his mom's being hung. The confusion quickly changed into me and a couple of the guys anwering someone's question about if she should be dead, to which we replied suffocation actually takes a few minutes to die from even though she passed out after a couple seconds, but her windpipes would be destroyed and UNABLE TO SPEAK AT THE END PROBABLY INCLUDING A WHISPER. Also wouldn't she still be knocked out and unable to get up after being strangled for that long?? Long story short i hated that f*cking movie it make zero sense
i would’ve thought i woke up to a different movie 😭
Got to give him credit that he's consistently able to get some decent actors for his films. Even has some interesting set ups that don't just rely on jump scares to unnerve. But for god sakes M. Night; let somebody else write the scripts.
Please for the love of God. His quotes are so memeable you can never take it seriously!
M Night Shamaylan is probably one of the artists I respect most, for like all arts. Music, film, games everything. He’s awesome
@@nardinyouryard Why? Because he knows how to make the dumbest of plots entertaining?
The parents of the main family were awful actors
@@jlev1028 you just admit it’s entertaining 😂
8:47 Not to mention how does she even know what a prom or high school graduation is?
2:57 As someone who had a fear of water for years because my grandfather dropped me In the ocean as a toddler. I agree with the comment.
Let’s be honest, “M. Night Shyamalan being vague and confusing as hell” should be a cliche at this point.
The minute I hear a movie is being made by him I automatically get traumatic flashbacks of the evil live-action The Last Airbender movie. *Shivers at the mere thought*
👍👍👍💯💯💯
Plan to murder me in my sleep.
What no
What are you talking about, there's no such thing as a AtlA live action movie. Never happened.
@@mirjanbouma there is no war in Ba Sing Se 😂
We don't talk about that movie
Does this movie ever address how the swimwear still fits the children after they grow up? Because I once tried to get into a shirt from when I was 10 after I'd turned 16, and I officially count that as a suicide attempt!
I can still wear the same clothes at 47 that I could at 10. They are tight and short but I haven't grown much since well ever.
i’ve seen it and i believe it does i think the adults had extra swimsuits or something
@@mikerr193 Maddox goes from 11 to 16, which is a significant development period for a teen, and she's still wearing the same two-piece in this video. The top may be tied with a string at the neck, but the bust line would still be painful. And that bottom piece would be digging into her hips. (I only know the character name and her age range from IMDb. I don't want to see this movie on purpose.)
i'm 22 and still fit into clothes from when I was a 10 and I have grown like one feet and a half lol
Their mom had extra suits that they were able to change into
🤓 thanks for posting this, you make me wanna watch it again😂👍🏽
M night is like a high idea. You know those ideas you have while high? "Whoooa, what if we like, aged a year in an hour, that would be scary, damn".
And then we continue with our lives, but M Night makes it into a movie.
EXACTLY. 😂 Good movie, but a lot of flaws.
The cells that grow hair aren’t dead. So the hair on their bodies should grow. Also the kids should be in severe pain. Growing pains are real. Growing that fast would cause some severe pain. Also why aren’t the girls on their periods constantly? They should be bleeding constantly, as should the other women until they hit menopause. With an average of 12 periods a year and the females should have died from anemia at the very least. The men should have been getting constantly weaker due to loss of testosterone.
Testosterone doesnt significantly decrease until you 6os
“He’s using logic! Oh the humanity!”
-probably M. Night
How about this level of stress would sour any drug trial results?
Cortisol, adrenalin etc.
It would be like testing insulin during the Boston Marathon.
"ith an average of 12 periods a year and the females should have died from anemia at the very least." -- Dude... that's not how periods work.
@@FumbleAIBO yes it is actually.
Kinda surprised you didnt ding the fact their notebook survived being in the ocean for however long they were swimming through the coral
i wondered that too, how diary survive that long and who lived long enough to write it? If the beach can decompose a dead body then it probably also can decompose paper so finding a readable makes no sense.
And the envelope
This was a HILARIOUS video, Cinemasins. Thx😂
I quote this movie all the time, lines like “The baby died from lack of attention” are such masterpieces of cinema
I feel like this movie is best represented by me screaming
*"WHO ACTUALLY SAYS THAT?"*
at the screen every 5 minutes, while next to a puke bucket and under a makeshift tent :)
MAKE FUNNY SKITS AND HAVE TO MAKE U LAUGH OR MY MOM WILL SEND ME BACK TO AFRICA !👀🙏
The replies are very... eccentric
@@idkwhattotype4704 they’re bots ignore them
This movie legitimately had the worst dialogue I've ever heard in a movie.
OK, I now want a spoof movie so that each time they age older there is someone else to replace them for that age, but the twist is the actor replacing the previous doesn't look anything like them. If someone out there could do that I'd be so happy.
This idea gives me “Starving game” vibes
They should replace them with someone of a different race😭 then they should be like “you don’t recognize me?”🥲
The Scary Movie franchise needs to come back for that😆
1:26 "This movie is dumb." Yes. Yes, it is.
7:17 Here, they state that since the cells are dead, they don't grow any faster. This explains why the corpses didn't decompose fast, which completely defeats at least two of your sins
my question is, if the rust was able to spread by being inside his bloodstream, why did the bacteria on their hands when they removed the tumor not instantly kill her?
Honestly, with touching saltwater, sand, food, their bodies, rocks, metal, phones, and private parts (if they used the bathroom) literally all of that is dirty and she survives 💀💀💀
i mean also let's consider that she was passed out for quite a few minutes while they did all this. wouldn't that translate to her being asleep/in a coma for literal months or so?
@@eggroll8778i thibk maybe they disinfected with alcohol- the dr asked if they had any pre-surgery
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Still would like to know how the kids changed clothing sizes and styles as they grew lol..
They should be wearing ripped up beach towels lol
My question exactly and one of the biggest plot holes of the movie. What, there were some spare adult swim suits laying around for the kids to slip into?
They changed their clothing because obviously they're not gonna show nekkid children in the bodies of adults, right?
@@cintronproductions9430 I would of rathered them censor out the naked bodies then magically have a Walmart shopping center of swimwear available lol
Lol you ain’t see the mall on the beach?
one more i feel like should be mentioned: idlib is like 6 but his writing is somehow perfectly sized, spaced, and straight across on the paper
1:56 Dude for real. I think I was triggered by how long the movie felt by this point...loooool
9:35
This scene and how the father hugged him always stuck out to me. It was just SUCH a weird position.
yesterday I had a few colors and now I am so high like a kite🤣
😂😂😂
i was just like...why wouldn't he just kneel down next to his son? why would his reaction be to shove his face in his crotch? and why did shyamalan keep that take? lol
"50% the beach 40% the shallows and 10% a marriage story"
you've never been so close to be spot on xD
there wasnt a damn shark in sight xD
God, The Shallows was so awful too...
@@ZekeStaright that's a polite way to put it
:D
@TDK nmpel hahahaha really ? xD cmon now xD
Mid size sedan cracked me up 😂🤣
The fact I literally got an ad for Old in the middle of watching. Yeah no. 47 sins in 4:23 seconds is just a little too many for me.
The GoT sandcastle sin SLAYED me. Well played
Made me sad to hear it. Just the theme song reminds me of the biggest collapse of a show in television history. After season 5 it was an ice hill, no stopping it.
@@brettbaratheon9776 had the same feeling at the reference to Miles, & the use of the Lost music in the outtakes
Sadly, not even CinemaSins can make this movie entertaining...
Now that’s just sad.
So true. 😶
Probably the worst review a movie can get.
Actually this is the only way I would watch it 🤣 and yeah it was still kinda boring can’t imagine Watchin the actual movie 💀
I wonder what the budget was for this garbage 💀
10:40 lost it
Mid sized Sedan is the most hilarious attempt at a cool sounding name I’ve heard
M. Knight always had weird and stiff dialog but, man this movie made it seemed like aliens tried to make a sci-fi thriller humans would like... but failed
What in the nostalgia critic
Guess we also know what Honest Trailer is this week
Loved his review.
Hope he reviews The Village.
The Visit was worse.
@@CrimsonWolf1992 I would like that but they'll probably doing honest trailer compilation.
I just watched the nostalgia critics critique of this yesterday! Lol
@@ClareClark Well, yeah, because it came out Yesterday
10:57 the knife developed rust, which means cells of a non-living object age too, so why doesn't their clothing age? or the stuff they brought with them? it should be really deteriorated near the end of the movie, especially if in part of the movie the body they found had decomposed into just bones
This video is one of your best no question 😂
In my opinion one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen in the theater. The kids were inconsistent they were either too smart for their age then they’re dummies again. Too many scenes where we’re literally looking at nothing and just the open space. The acting I thought was horrendous at times. I had migraines watching this movie man 😂
yeah honestly. which 6 year old actually knows enough about prom and graduation to cry about missing it? Did they magically inherit the knowledge?
I watched Reservoir Dogs the day before i watched this film (just now). It became almost palable how terrible this film was.
This whole movie is just a group of people explaining to each other the dumb plot of the movie they are in. It is kinda meta, but in the worst possible way.
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They're trying to explain the non existent plot line lol!
3:08
Me: casually walks away pretending to agree
These are the videos that bring me to this channel
These are, the videos
I never understood the idea of them using this aging area to test medicine, like just skipping time wouldn't give you any results, unless this is somehow a magic medicine that only needs one dose and then you can be observed without ever having another administration of the drug. If you were testing seizure medicine on someone and time-skipped them to observe the results, you would still have to administer that medication at the same intervals to scale as you would in normal time. For example, if you have to take that medicine once a month to treat your condition in real time, that's 12 doses a year. Say you are sent to a similar time warped area and one hour is equivalent to one year, you would have to administer a dose of your medicine every five minutes, 12 times within the hour, to achieve the same results you would under normal conditions. But because they're tricking these people and not telling them they're in a time warp, they wouldn't also tell them "you need to take your meds every X minutes btw" because that would be suspicious af. So it would never actually work, you would have to have an open experiment with WILLING participants and dose them regularly just like in regular time conditions or you would never, ever achieve any realistic results. There are almost no medicines existing that are a one-time dose cure, especially not for terminal and chronic illnesses, or they wouldn't be terminal and chronic illnesses.
The reveal was that they spiked their drinks with an experimental “cure” for whatever condition they had and then they tested if it would actually last a lifetime (or how long it would last otherwise). It also wasn’t a time skip but rather a sped up experiment that was being recorded for analysis.
It doesn’t make sense for there to be a one time treatment to fix to most of their problems but honestly I am not bothered by it because it is more probable than half of this movie (and I’m not even referring to the supernatural beach…)
They could have just built the lab on the beach and kidnapped people to it, strapped onto tables, and using a hallway lined with corral, run in and out to give the next dose of drugs before they got aged up... honestly there's a million better was to use a time warping beach
I watched the movie and if my memory serves me right, it is just a one dose medicine. They give them special "welcome drinks" that are tailored to their taste or something like that and that's it.
13:43 : bonus point for the medical conditions written in comic *freaking* sans
Dude thank you for captioning maddox name correctly it helps for the name mixing
8:43 Last night in old beach 🤣🤣🤣🤣
When I'd heard about this movie, I'd been under the impression the Beach was something people went to voluntarily, wanting to live out their lives in a flash or something like that. Didn't realize it was a discount horror film.
this sounds like a much better premise ngl
@@icewing202 Ye but it would be a even more boring movie then
@@orang9134 at least it could make sense
you did not watch the trailer lol
Sooo, fun fact : rust isn't actually poisonous... Unless you OD on it of course...
The danger of rusty objects is that they got rusty by staying a long time in a humid and dark environment (assuming buried in dirt here, I know it's not always the case), which just so happen to be the ideal developping conditions for some pretty nasty bacterias, viruses and other pleasanteries.
Also, the hair one didn't make any sense too.The hair is dead, but the scalp isn't.
I didn't know this, and this is really reassuring thank you
How the heck did the women not die of infection when everyone was sticking their nasty hands in the incision? And what kind of ridiculous surgery was that? They pulled out that tumor in like 10 seconds.
That's Correct I once stepped on a rusty nail, and the nail pierced my leg but I recovered without experiencing any symptoms
@@joyjo2031Also if the tumor was so huge how the hell had it not metastasized yet ?? In fact how the hell did they manage to achieve a complete removal with fuck all material ?
Hearing him reference my college, The Citadel, was nice
4:10
You dont know who that is?? That's Obergruppenfuhrer Smith!
Did he so what Hitler done wrong and kill them or was that another person on the man in the High Castle
"Finding this many people that are perfectly okay with murder" is actually something I would find believable, including from a pharmaceutical company. Have you seen their prices for life-saving devices?
Not in every country.
There were plenty of those kinda people attacking the US capitol exactly a year ago
What is this price for healthcare you speak of? As a citizen of a 21st cenutry civilisation I do not understand.
@@rahbeeuh if that were the case more people would have died.
@@julesmasseffectmusic wait until you hear about the price of diabetic equipement and insulin doses, even in canada
i read the graphic novel out of curiousity and was mostly really creeped out by how sexualized the teenage girl was
The black haired one or blonde one? If you’re talking about the black haired one then yeah, that shit is weird, especially how she hooked up with the previously 3 yr old boy. Same with her hooking up with the Arab dude, they’re like 20 yrs apart.
@@chrysoz9031 Both honestly the older girl just felt like the author was entertaining some creepy fantasies
"This movie is dumb" BEST f*cking quote ever!
3:02 he only mentions the fish once lol hardly an obsession and it would be odd to be swimming in the ocean and not see anything else swimming in it with you
10:27 "Hahaha, if you say so,magic beach diary!" I lost it.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You forgot to sin the moment when the pregnant "girl" started eating pasta. Why dod non of the food rot? Is there a special cooked pasta that survives for like 12 years?
it only effects living cells
I didn’t watch the movie but i think it was wrapped in some protective material that blocks whatever is making stuff age fast and given to the people by the hotel workers
My thoughts exactly so why couldn’t nobody come up with the idea to wrap themselves in whatever the food was wrapped in
@@deseanbarksdale9982 plus they're scientist they can make food that dosen't rot that eaisly.
"Just kneel and accept the incoming justice. 😂" - Jeremy Scott; CinemaSins. Legends to a man!
I’ve been waitifn for this one
This movie is a travesty of plot holes and narrative inconsistencies, but the one I'd like to point out is how are the clothes on the children just magically growing with them for every stage of their accelerated puberty? Has any teenager tried to put on clothes from when they were single-digit age and still have it even kinda fit? This movie...
They change clothes several times in the movie. In the beginning, the boy even complains about how tight his shorts are. Then he wears a towel until he can change it. All three kids change clothing
I almost had to bite my own arm off just to wriggle out of my shirt I had when I was nine
i think they mention them putting on spare clothes their parents had
CinemaSins once again proving that 15 minutes is all I need of most modern movies.
I think you missed one. Their hair and nails aren't growing because those cells are "dead", but the woman's dead body - every cell of her, dead - was effected by the time thingy and became a skeleton in minutes. Also, as you put it, "spilling your baby everywhere". The baby's corpse turned all the way to dust.
Honestly, this is a horrifying concept for a movie
"Mid-Size Sedan" might be the single most idiotic name in the history of fiction, and I've read reviews of the Cats movie.
That is M. Night telling us he genuinely doesn't try anymore.
Did he just look out the window and literally choose the first thing he saw?
I just can't with him, but the EWW and Honest Trailers for his movies are EXTREMELY entertaining.
That was probably the best part about the movie
I wonder if ol’ M. Night actually places a football on the table when he meets with producers and says “okay guys, I’ll hold it again this time, and this time, THIS TIME, I’ll really let you kick it”.
Lmaoo some moments I was rolling but the last scene with the family actually touched my heart 😭
The camera swings back and forth in those moments to represent a pendulum keeping time.
You know, I've always assumed this movie would be terrible from just the massively overused pregnancy scene for the commercials, and I was right. Today I've learned to sin a movie by its cover, and that cover is Logos! *Ding*
I so desperately want to like M Night's films because alot of them have great concepts, but yeah new writers are very much appreciated at this stage
Every time I watch this film, all I can hear coming out of Guy’s mouth is Hector Rivera from Coco, seeing as their both played by Gael Garcia Bernal.
Just found ur channel, saw the movie Old and clicked so fast. I saw it in theaters 😭
Let me add, unfortunately saw it in theaters
"Wow! What a twist!"
- M. Night (probably)
"Maybe it has to do with the fact that the cells in hair and nails are dead"
Ok but the scalp isn't.The hair grows from scalp which is very much the same as skin.Saying"the hair doesn't grow because it's dead" doesn't make any sense when you show Trent with facial hair...
This is like being at the movies in Detroit on 8 Mile Rd. If you've ever been you understand what I'm talking about. Good times.