Things TED Talkers say
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- Опубликовано: 4 сен 2024
- We looked at the data, and what we found... shocked us.
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This video features the things TED Talkers say. I analyzed the most viewed TED talks, and even much of the small unknown ones, to produce this. From relationships, to how to be funny, the data was certainly looked at.
Don’t even comment if you haven’t looked at the data okay..
Also can you please check out those headphones through my link? It lets my sponsorship people know I’ve done a good thing.
never! actually i would but im broke lol
Do we have to buy them?
Problem is shipping for me said £40. I'm sorry grianolf. I let you down. The one true dovhakien
What is that background.
I can't afford it... :(
Is that a red comforter just hanging off the wall?
where?
c r i s t i n a that’s the bed, he’s levitating I mean it’s kinda obvious
I was wondering why it looked like my bed was in the background..
I believe it's two
LMFAO oooo this guy
We looked at the data, and what we saw _shocked us._
Three in every five TED Talkers have done everything in this video at least one time.
At least one time.
And out of those 5. Seven will be found guilty
you mean 5 out of every 3
@@kennyboi01 on average
We looked into the DATA, and what you say is so true!
According to the data
TedTalk = Sucking on coughdrops(Noise) + Saying the same thing differently 20 times...Perfect
oh my god.....i never knew what to call that noise......ur so right
Christian Bennett yup
Legit
*Snorts in Slavoy Zijec (sp?).
“Babies and bananas. Bananas and babies. They’re one of the same branch”. Hmmm yes. They are the same. I mean I eat them both.
MikaYuu11 : oh-k? ... wh a t ¿
FBI OPEN UP
R/cursedcomments
Ah yes, personally newborns are my favorite
Fick Dich : Yes I love them fresh ;)
“ *So You Wanna be Rich? Let me Tell You How.. I bought 6 Lamborghinis Last year and My Wife is an Instagram Model - But Here’s How you Become Rich.. Just don’t be Poor.. it’s that easy guys - Thank You* “ How every “Get Rich” Talk goes
"you need iNtUiTiOn"
theyre a good starting point but never the full picture. looking in the wrong place if you thionk youll figure out how to get rich off a video lmao
@@joyce_rx they aren't totally wrong but there's def more to it
*_fUcKiN KnAwLaDgE_*
Ohhhh you bought Jake Paul’s new $500
class/seminar didn’t you??!
"behind a small South African hut" damn they didn't even let her give birth inside the hut
You got me screaming as I’m drinking water 🤣
No we don't do that here.
lololololololol
Wait, I'm confused. Did they look at the data?
Writing them a letter now to ask. Very unclear.
@@Graenolf Did you get a response?
I'll end this with facts: They didn't.
We'll have to look at the data to know for sure, but I don't think so.
@@AngelaMerici12 Dear god, did you even look at the data man?!
"How big can bigger be, if we just make it a little bit bigger?"
Ok Graenolf, I see you're trying to start your career as a motivational speaker and I'd listen to you 1000%
A little bit duh.
a little bit... bigger
Go home Vsauce, you're drunk.
I read this as he said it and that made it better somehow
This was a great ted talk but all the jump cuts really pushes going to the talks live instead of watching on demand
😂
Graenolf eat your cereal
@@Graenolf he he
I know right??
@@Graenolf oyfum
"I don't have thoughts, I have feelings" Sounds exactly like something a TED Talker would say
a lot feelings are kinda annoying to deal with because they get in the way of them processing and accepting logical reasoning that might invalidate what they are saying.
i mean either that or an anxty gen z-er
"She looked directly at my nose, THEN MY EYES, then my soul" is now my favorite progression of actions 3:40
Raji Banerjee I agree
This was hilarious. As someone who has watched probably 100 TED Talks, this was so well done. I can't believe 14 people disliked this video.
You should watch a Ted talk x by mass shooter Sam Hyde he can't keep getting away with this!
31 now :(
So we looked at the data, and have found more than 14 people disliked this video. Shocking, anyways I was bullied in school, here's some art to represent that.
There's this guy who trolled in Ted Talk ruclips.net/video/8S0FDjFBj8o/видео.html
yeah its kinda sad that people have the freedom to dislike videos shouldnt be an option smh 😩
Here’s a game: take a shot every time he says data
EnergyShock do you want to kill people?
I did. Send help
Well...I did just come back from the ABC store...so.. *ded*
EnergyShock Do that with literally any TED talk
Who needs a liver either way?
The data shows that everyone is liking this new content.
“But that’s alright because you have 5 fingers”
Me, an intellectual having looked at the data: “No, we have 10”
*sometimes more*
@@Graenolf excuse me but my name is inigo montoya; you killed my father...
We have eight, the other two are thumbs🥺
i never comment but "we looked at the data" is straight up a sam hyde meme from 2070 paradigm shift lmao
I'll be back in 2070 to see if this is true or not
Edit: Bruh my dumbass self who never saw that TED talk until 5 mins ago actually thought he was talking about the year 2070, not instead referencing a different TED talk. Smh major r/woooosh
I was wondering if there was gonna be any viewer crossover here. This is just a more accessible normie version of 2070 lol
Went in the comments for this, nice
You should comment more
MY DUDE this video is just a rip off lol
"Do you know hentai? I know you do"
Me: *uncomfortableness increases*
IM BEING ATTACKED
YOU DESERVE THIS!!
I'm kidding 😂😂😂😂 who cares
3:13
"uncomfortableness"
@@Dan0RG yes
Me, internally: Well sh*t, I’m guilty. 👀
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He doesn’t data hacc
Whom he had attacked?
Ловчий Желаний Joe
@@Mutantdogfangs Like physically hurted him?
Ловчий Желаний no
He protec
He attac
But most importantly
He dont bring baby back
"fitting in never goes easy"
I felt that
REJECTED.
@@rred8674 This data is surprising
*R E J E C T E D* 👍
Finge
I'm smart and have enough money to experience lots of things... basically.
"In looking at the analytical data from all the TEDTalks of the past 7 years, we have found out something incredible and it may surprise you all here today. The analytical data shows us, as you can see here on the screen behind me, 1 in every 4 TEDTalks speakers have not actually looked at the data they presented to you in their talks themselves, and found it via a simple google search in a public google drive zip file."
>.
Citations calmed people down, even if it’s irrelevant
*big brain time*
The fact that you're also in the 1 in 4 chance gives this comment so much more depth
The _data_ was probably on Wikipedia I’ll be honest here
ReactZero No, in TED Talks they can’t even be bothered to do that, they just make it up. Trust me on this.
Lord Davrox lol
lololooooll
Now, someone did pick up this kid and eventually raise him. Do you know why I know this? *_BECAUSE THAT WAS ME!!!_*
Audience: *surprise Pikachu face*
🤣🤣🤣🤣
pikachu_shocked_face.jpg
Things graenolf fans say?
"Did you look at the *D A T A ?*
Surely it would be Skyrim jokes
ten minutes of *_"OYFUM"_*
NoctisDrake I mean that’s what was going through my brain
Are you ok?
The way he imitated those “riight”’s was just so perfect.
"I was tricking you I was talking about myself the whole time" 😂
As someone who binged TED Talks until I hated them in college, this was extremely cathartic.
binged until I hated them in college is EXACTLY what the data reveals about my life
"As a man, it's ok to cry"
"SHOW ME WHO'S FAMILIAR WITH HENTAI"
God. The “I don’t have thoughts, I have feelings” SLOOOOW repeat to emphasize an insightful-sounding quote...100% accurate.
*"I don't have thoughts, I have feelings"*
Yeah? Well guess what, *I don't have feelings, I have thoughts!*
Hmmm.
*i don’t have feelings, I have thoughts!*
Things INTJs say
@@xMissPegasusx yESSS LMAOOO and when they talk to anybody else suddenyl they're like OMGG HII(well ofc not but so social lmao. they socialize with people but dont care about them. end of discussion.)
I think I have to watch this again cuz I can’t tell if you checked the data or not
Omg I found you here too, hi sis.
Graenolf: **Dont even try they’ll never like you**
Also Graenolf: “but you got 5 fingers, sometimes more! And tHaTs pReTty CoOL”
"These jokes are fire, why aren't they laughing"
"How big can bigger be, if we just make it, a little, bit, bigger." That's some deep shit, man
So we looked at the data, and this video isn't about Skyrim or playing Skyrim.
Bro the games almost 9 years old, let him move on
@@phlobby See, I looked at the data...
Skyrim will never die, They even put it in VR
@@phlobby we looked at the data and what we found shocked us
his highest viewed videos - even in the past 12 months - are still Skyrim related
You can’t deny the data
4:58 is the most accurate TED talk description I've ever seeb
Ted talks really be like: 👁👄👁
Demonic Sushiz 👁👄👁
👁👄👁
I ignored this video because I literally though it was a TED Talk
Oh man... I can't stop wondering if they checked the data. Gonna have a panic attack if he doesn't repeat it for confirmation
Porn bad.
Everyone: This seems like a smart person. I'll listen to them carefully.
Alex: let’s keep you at 69 likes
yeah im not gonna add like to ur comment
some people dont wanna go on the same mission, i see
Alyasviel Palmer: then we need to get to 1k likes
@@silverwolfie9593 no no 420 likes
0:00 begins with smacking lips
I actually had a small loan of a million dollars from my father to start off my entrepeneur life
And the family name, and bank privilege (as banks will give out loans to people who are children of established millionaires even without any income, just on faith that they will some day pay it off with interest), all the fathers business contacts you know small things, but other than that i paid all the competent people to do my business for me including writing my own books.
you are secretly the smartest comedian to ever live
@@ericolens3 what about 3rd el tercero? The best comedian to ever live? But just between you and me, we all hate him.
3rd El Tercero but did they look at the data?
Aziz Ansari sucks at standup but I like him as an actor
Watch Sam Hyde's paradigm shift, it's much funnier cause it's in front of an actual audience who thought they were gonna hear a real ted talk
@@casmsfrought9956 exactly it was flawless
This is exactly why James Veitch is my favourite TED talker.
Why? Because he's talking less?
@@todabsolute Because he doesn't waste time with sentence fillers and nonsense. His delivery is fantastic.
Myrin It is nonsense, just very funny nonsense.
Yeah that’s true
✋ Fitting In Never Goes Easy
👍 REJECTED
Give this man an Oscar please his acting in every skit is gold
"she looked me directly in my nose and then my eyes... And then my soul"
Ha
According to my data, it’ll be a cosmic experience to see you in movies someday with actors like Evan Peters. You two share a likeness of intense brilliance. Thank you.
Hehe 🙂 yes indeed. Thank you
Graenolf 🖤
“And one small thing , I hate my life” wow if this isn’t me everyday
then what
The “....Okay?” “Right?.....”
we’re so accurate
I- that begging sounds pretty neat thought they were gonna eat it
“Everything was going really well except one small thing, I hated my life” Lmao, I Don’t know why but I laughed so hard at this 🤣😂😆
Even when he's sponsoring the headphones at the end, I still feel like he's just acting out a skit on us
3:40 this part is so accurate it scares me
when he said “im serious cut the porn” he gave me blac chyna “cut the cameras deadass” energy anddd tbh im living for it
I really hate how accurate this is. TedTalks disgust me. Sometimes they might have good points, I just hate the neurolinguistic programming methods they use.
or rather the ones they dont
When you look at the data so much that the data becomes the Ted talk
Why is this so ACCURATE?? 😂
Alert! Don’t drink your coffee while watching this. I nearly choked to death from laughing.
Awesome as always Graenolf!
She said: I don't have thoughts, I have feelings.
And I said: Fair enough.
Every TED talk about technology: "So I was born in Africa and my childhood was hard"
Things youtubers say:
'I'll only do a sponsor if I really like the product'
Edit: HA
@Ok Ok I found it funny cuz I wrote that comment then he says the same thing in the video lol
XD
Jaakkooo
*I see you over there in the corner, Raid Shadow Legends.*
your comment was funny lol
exactly the comment that need to get 5k like and turn into a real vidéo
Meanwhile, the audience members, who all have no idea what is going on, are clapping as loud as possible so they don’t seem stupid.
don't forget how they get all emotional and have tears in their eyes near the end of the TED talk
Gosh, TED talkers are such pseudointellectuals, the amount of good TED talks I’ve watched I can count on five fingers.
Omg I just got an ad YESTERDAY which was like "I used to work in a multi corporate company and had an amazing life, money was pouring in, could provide for my family, had a loving wife... but there was just one issue. I was still unhappy"
I took some time. Went back over the data again, and really dug deep. What I found, and this really shocked me personally, I enjoy these new skits more than your Skyrim videos.
Data checks out
She said: "I don't have thoughts, I have feelings."
I responded: "Fair enough."
These all legitimately could be very good ted talks,
all of which I am extremely excited to watch - and shall be explaining to my friends like its my knowledge, and that I did not watch a ted talk. Thank you
4:16 is so accurate. They just keep smacking in the mic after every single sentence😂
*stares hard at his background*
Where-
Yes.
That DATA is very convincing, you've convinced me.
As a south african, that 1st story killed me. I was sooo confused, i love it🤣🤣🤣🤣
No lie that transition to the promo is one of my favorite parts of the whole video
This is about the only sponsorship that I've actually considered buying.
"Stop watching it you're ruining your brains"
How can I sub twice?
This is the best thing you've ever done
: )
As a South African I can confirm that the story of the Fruit Basket Hut Baby is indeed true. We learn about it in school and everything.
Every year we gather in towns across the country with our fruit baskets with hidden straw babies in the middle and lay them out in our town centres to celebrate his amazing story.
Production value is through the roof
I wanna hug that red background. Looks plump and soft like a red blankety cushiony....wall
Omg you even have the same tone 😂😂
The tone of his voice and his mannerism and gestures are so perfect
We looked at the data and FUCK YEAH! GREAT VIDEO!
Yayy it’s Pupsi 🙌
this is not only every TEDtalk ever
but every 'lateral thinking' workshop speaker as well.
This video en-captured the very real decline of TED talks over this decade...
This brings me back to my middle school days where this is all they played
did I miss the OYFUM because i didnt see one
he stutter on a ted talk speech
Jiojio Lachance thanks!
LOL! I started dropping a negative comment and downvoting every time TED pops up on my feed, after telling RUclips I'm not interested every time.
This series is so amazing! I think you should do a "Things Criminals say". Wanna know why I think that? It's because if you look at the data...
That joke about going to prison for too long was fucking hilarious lol
hahahah the part with the finger😂😂
That little laugh at 0:57 is gold! Hahaha
You forgot to *mhmh* add clearing your throat every *mhmh* twenty seconds
You got the mannerisms and tone perfectly
“Things Ted Talkers Say” A Ted Talk by Graenolf
this is high quality requires a one of the best observation skills respect it mate
4:17 did not come here expecting asmr, but yes.
Man, Graenolf can act so good, even the "genuinely" in the ad sounded like he really meant it. Maybe he just never owned bluetooth headphones before...
This is all one talk right because honestly, I would not be surprised.
This Talk changed my life. Thanks for sharing with us.