***** An admission of guilt is an admission of guilt...you can plead the 5th if you would be forced to incriminate yourself...but an admission to guilt is admissible in court...of course, it usually has to be signed...or at the very least recorded...
gampolo2o its fake, or at least the guy cant die from them and agreed to get shot, so I assume its as legal as me or you agreeing to be hit with a stick haha.
NoodleBoy Well, aside from the fact that the animators can't count for crap. Three shots were fired, but the guy has five bullet holes in his chest when the guy confesses.
The right way involves water, electric shocks, hallucinogens, innocent babies, hammers, bright lights, fire, way more coverup then anything else, chainscalpels, explosives, family members, and other "questionably" legal things
Well he is the good cop because he was going easy on the criminal and the one that got him out was the bad cop because he killed an officer and helped the criminal to break out
Eh! I lost interest when people complain how I type. People type the way they want to type, and should not be judged whether its good or bad. After all, we all don't share the same views, and that's what makes us human.
Lostxsoul8o8 Uhm, people should be judged on the way they type. If it's bad, how are they going to do applications? How are they going to write essays? Grammar mistakes does make us human, yes. But typing right is something that we should all be able to do. Also, what "views?"
GodOfTheeGames All those games where you have killed the police, a couple minutes later they get up again, and if your still wanted they chase you, this is proof.
Hey, Rome Alexander My name is Christian B. And I've recently started making vlogs on my channel, and I was wondering if you could check my videos out and possibly subscribe? If you could do that that would be amazing!!! :) ruclips.net/user/christianishappy
The only thing i hate about the new comments is all the people commenting in it. Scrolling around i can't find a single comment about the damn video. Google, if you want to fix the comments on RUclips, you need to remove them. Also, great video as usual. Actually got me laughing this time, which is rare.
In general i suppose. I like explosm, definitely my kind of humor, i just don't actually laugh often at short skits. It's more common that i'll laugh at a longer piece of media though, a comedy movie or hour long stand-up special works better as it has more time to build up my mood.
Everyone! It's not a trick with rubber bullets or anything! Didn't you know that Cyanide and Happiness characters are immune to bullets? That's why in 'The Hard Way' the gangster couldn't shoot him!
morning morality I do too. Keeping the 500 word limit was like a challenge! Now it's a useless skill. What am I going to look forward to now? And what's going to keep debates on topic?!
ugh yeah....only that its really not. This may be a joke and all but I think the overall point that C&H are trying to make is how people get sent to prison for stupid shit. A guy got 13 years in prison for expressing his freedom of speech....in chalk.
***** Areyou aware how most humour works? Taking something otherwise bleak and dark/disheartening and making light of it. Jokes all have a message at their core...
I thought they would get confused on who was supposed to be the "Good cop" and who was supposed to be the "Bad cop" and would end up playing the same part
yes they buy immortality apples from Norse gods, it's not very pricey but you should haggle first, Thor's prices for them are shocking to say the least.
I wouldn't complain, but I never wanted to merge my YT with Google+, but they fucking forced me to so I can post comments. Almost everything else (Minus the hashtags, we don't need RUclips to be a fucking social network) is fine.
Well, they've announced this months before so when the change happened I was already ready for it. Ultimately, we just have to live with it. It's still a great site for videos.
I don't really mind the new changes. I'm pretty sure the majority of the site's users can live with this change. Not everyone can be satisfied after all. If it turns out to be a mistake, they'll change it again. Thus life continues. :P
Vincent Fernandez I can't wait until they remove subscriptions like they did with top comments. I mean youtube apparently knows what you want to watch and what comments you want to read.
Brian Peppers Hypotheticals don't matter to me. If they actually do take away something as important as channels and subscriptions, then I'd gladly leave, but since I'm fine with the comment section, there's really no reason to leave. :P
Why are so many people bitching about the new comment system? I see nothing wrong with it, if things don't change now and again, how will things become better in the long run?
I agree. I can see why people might be upset about being forced to attach their Google+ account (Many people didn't/don't actually have one) to reply. Other than that, googlemight want to just add a "collapse comment" button to the top of the comment as well. I think a comment should be as long as someone needs. Full reviews should be possible.
Joshua Ceccato Actually, if they made those changes you suggested, this new system would be awesome. Another thing I've just found that I love, is that I can reply to comments without having to go to the video page. I can do it from whatever page of RUclips I'm on at the time. Which is what I'm doing at the moment. GG Google, you've actually made an update that isn't entirely shit! Although you still need to fix some bullshit.
0:37 the guy shot him 3 times... But when the guy appears at 1:11 he has 5 bullets in him. Question is... Who else shot this guy for shits and giggles?
"Gravyboat,this is Baby Biscuit!The Ham is in the Sandwich!"
+thatawkwardgamer same!!!
"I repeat, the ham is in the sandwich!!!" I loved that part
+Lyoko104 "The ham is in the sandwich!"
Lyoko104 Ham (dick)
Sand which (vagina)
The dick is in the vagina
but ham makes your teeth go grey
Took bad cop to a whole new level
Nah ,that doesn't even describes 50% of what just happened !
Who you callin' pingus?
Yeah, that's the joke
The good cops voice is tails from dorkly i think
All I hear is "Why can't he feel my beatings of justice?!"
lol ghost cops
Lol
+Brandon Diaz JAJAJAJAJA
Lol
guys what is the first episode the gost cops or this episode
So this is what happens when wolverine becomes a policeman with a sense of humor
Hah
Grim The Gnoll Dude, your comment made me laugh more than the video! That's freakin' great! xD ROFL
Grim The Gnoll Or kenny.
Grim The Gnoll No this is what happens when you get arrested in hell
+Grim The Gnoll Yo! What about me?! I have a better regenerative powers then Logan!
Weird thing is I can't think of a single law that prevents the actual police from doing this
***** An admission of guilt is an admission of guilt...you can plead the 5th if you would be forced to incriminate yourself...but an admission to guilt is admissible in court...of course, it usually has to be signed...or at the very least recorded...
Spyro Fan Harassment.
What about the part where he shoots a person
gampolo2o its fake, or at least the guy cant die from them and agreed to get shot, so I assume its as legal as me or you agreeing to be hit with a stick haha.
wait . . . . . seriously?!
*gets shot* *laughs uncontrollably*😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Deshawn Armfield that would have been me
Me when im fucking around with my friends in any shooter game
Young Street j
probably blank rounds and a blood bag
That was actually a god plan...
DDRockerLawl did you watch the entire thing? they faked it
DDRockerLawl That was a smurise of what you did. And ultimately, his opinion of your mindset. ( If I ain't misstaken, which I could be)
Charles Xll Your not mistaken
NoodleBoy Well, aside from the fact that the animators can't count for crap. Three shots were fired, but the guy has five bullet holes in his chest when the guy confesses.
Kellen Rist xdddd
The right way to hold an interrogation XD
The right way involves water, electric shocks, hallucinogens, innocent babies, hammers, bright lights, fire, way more coverup then anything else, chainscalpels, explosives, family members, and other "questionably" legal things
+megatiger78 Maybe if your aim is to become a sadist.
+Gregg P-D or to give him PTSD ya
+Johnson Kisanga GOLD/BUTTER
Hunter Lewey sigh...
Love all of these!
Every video tiara... I keep seeing your top comment on every animation I watch lol
Tiarawhy, can I plz has hugz? :3
RUclips comments:
10% about video.
5% channel advertising.
85% complaining about the new comment section.
Your youtube name is no longer stretching across the screen! HOORAY!
xXAceofSpadesFanXx Damnit ._.
lmaaooo ipeed myself to your newly found dissapointment ThisNameIsSoLongThatitWillEventuallyCrossTheSuggestedVideosSectionOrEitherMakeANewLine
Lol I love your name
signing in must be a bitch
cop twist.
GTA V cops be like...
they'll die before they help you though
Tell Remi Guillard not to mess up with these police officers.
Rémi Gaillard* ^^
^^
Pedant
GO TO HELL FOR THOSE WHO GIVE ME THUMBS UP BECAUSE OF C&Y VIDEO UPDATE !
manelkitty I don't get it, what update and why would they give you likes for it?
The BEST fucking cops EVER!
And yet our own police force can't even catch a cold.
At least they have strong immune systems.
blackneon29 True that, true that...
***** That sums up a lot of police these days. Shoot first, screw the questions. XD
Cops suck when it comes to chasing
maybe yiur country's cops cant but ares are great
Most underrated channel ever!
10 million subs and billions of views is underrated?
@@kaizermierkrazy6886 this was 3 years ago
@@DarkGator31 yes I can read thank you
@@kaizermierkrazy6886 obviously not
@@DarkGator31 and why not? Just because it's 3 years old doesn't make what i said wrong. If anything C&H were even more popular 3 years ago.
the cops are invincible and this is what they are doing with that?
+AquaticNutella dude that reple must win an Oscar!!
They're using bloodpacks in their shirts, they're not invincible.
Jayden Wolf pretty sure there was an exit for each of the wounds
wow wtf dood ~aleks 2013
Very sophisticated blood packs with synchronized shirt tears?
714 criminals disliked this
***** it was 714 when i wrote
leyteris koutounis No it wasn't
ZiomASek300 why the fuck would i lie to you
it WAS 714
***** Don't you mean 717?
*718*
Why haven't cops done this?!
Double J TV "YOU SHOT HIM! HOLY SHIT!!!"
Because it still really fucking hurts being shot even with a bulletproof vest on.
I think its cause the evidence that was obtained wasnt obtained legally. Like if you hide a tape recorder when the suspect doesn't know.
DeadlyKenny because they would be fired and killed strate away...
Keith McCarthy They could fake it. For example, they could put blanks in their guns.
my dads a cop and i showed this to him. he laughed so hard and showed it to his mates :)
Didn't know tails became a cop
tails?
Arnaldonintendo look up a youtube series called sonic for hire
+miller repin Huh. Neat.
+miller repin I love that series I'm so sad it ended
+Isaac Wedman Pretty meat, huh?
So was that a gun that made him look like he was shot, or was he actually shot? Because if it was fake, that is the best cop scheme ever!
He was shot, but I guess he cant die..
*****
Wat if they are red paintballs.
Gibs I bet was the idea and blanks
Tin Mai then they dont leave bullet holes
He was shot, which is why it went through his back. It's Cyanide and Happiness, so it doesn't have to make sense. :P
the good cop is invicible.
Must be one of those rebels from Zeist.
Most likely :P
GT M All hail Katana!
I interpreted that he was the "bad cop" and the "good cop" was the one that broke him out of jail.
Well he is the good cop because he was going easy on the criminal and the one that got him out was the bad cop because he killed an officer and helped the criminal to break out
THE HAHM IS IN THE SANDWICH!
Thanks.... And nice profile pic.
***** Hah
***** Troll
***** thx man
Caleb McCreary /)
I can't stop laughing at how the criminal reacted through the whole short.
Good Cop, Bad Cop? More like Good Cop, Hardcore Cop.
Eh! I lost interest when people complain how I type. People type the way they want to type, and should not be judged whether its good or bad. After all, we all don't share the same views, and that's what makes us human.
Lostxsoul8o8
wut
kyle holmes Ok, I'll make it short. I wanna type how I wanna type, and I don't give a f*** on what people say.
Lostxsoul8o8 Uhm, people should be judged on the way they type. If it's bad, how are they going to do applications? How are they going to write essays? Grammar mistakes does make us human, yes. But typing right is something that we should all be able to do. Also, what "views?"
Ian Flores But..... this is the internet..... And we all know, in the internet everything is magic.....
The twist here is actually that there were exit wounds.
He's bleeding out too.
Maybe he's immortal?
Nah he just has to get behind some cover and wait for the screen to stop flashing
GodOfTheeGames All those games where you have killed the police, a couple minutes later they get up again, and if your still wanted they chase you, this is proof.
XD That was hilarious, the whole thing was just brilliant! I loved the expression on the criminal and how the cop shot his friend again at the end!
***** then dont read the coments before the video then. idiot
"Sweet Jesus!" Lmao
How was that part funny?
Wasee Alam
A lot!
Hey, Rome Alexander My name is Christian B. And I've recently started making vlogs on my channel, and I was wondering if you could check my videos out and possibly subscribe? If you could do that that would be amazing!!! :) ruclips.net/user/christianishappy
Christian B. Reported for spam.
_ zajlock_ Harsh . . .
The only thing i hate about the new comments is all the people commenting in it. Scrolling around i can't find a single comment about the damn video. Google, if you want to fix the comments on RUclips, you need to remove them.
Also, great video as usual. Actually got me laughing this time, which is rare.
You mean Explosm rarely makes you laugh... or you barely ever laugh in general?
In general i suppose. I like explosm, definitely my kind of humor, i just don't actually laugh often at short skits. It's more common that i'll laugh at a longer piece of media though, a comedy movie or hour long stand-up special works better as it has more time to build up my mood.
The reply system is also a bit broken...
Haha, same happened to me, I was expecting to read comments about the video.
Hey now. It'll get better. Also this video was funny
Everyone! It's not a trick with rubber bullets or anything! Didn't you know that Cyanide and Happiness characters are immune to bullets? That's why in 'The Hard Way' the gangster couldn't shoot him!
This should be a real way to get people talking.
Haha, sometimes justice isn't pretty. Sometimes it feels like a fist hitting your face until you admit your guilt.
Ahhhhh... Justice.
still the best cyanide and happiness short so far :)
The start was more surprising than the end
Anyone else suddenly think cyanide and happiness should start teaching interrogation tactics?
FBI should really look deeper into this tactics hahaha
Santiago Machado who says they haven't? **dramatic music**
Sho Minamimoto Hollywood says
Maybe you are right. We dont know what goes on inside Quantico anyway O.o
Benasouki Well we all know that Hollywood isn't realistic.
*_IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO_*
Oh no
"THE HAM IS IN THE SANDWICH!"
This killed me
Caught me soo off guard
If Deapool was a cop he'd probably do shit like this all the time XD
He totally would, lol
If Deadpool was a cop, there would be no need for the military
I've binge watched these for a day know
you truly are great...
I've been doing the same
Man if only this was physically possible and legal.
Just wear a bulletproof vest and some fake blood packets and you're set.
Bulletproof vests don't always stop the bullet. Even if it's a pistol round.
SuperMegaUltraTengenToppaBigBangInfinityGigaDrillBreakBURST they usally do but they dont stop the force
riley collings
True, but the point remains that you can still get killed by a handgun even when wearing a bulletproof vest, especially at that range.
SuperMegaUltraTengenToppaBigBangInfinityGigaDrillBreakBURST yep you still can, i just ment it didnt need to penetrate you to kill you :D
Google - AWESOME = Positive
RUclips - AWESOME = Positive
Google + RUclips = Positive + Positive
POSITIVES do NOT attract.
This is how all interrogations should go.
He's gonna get a visit from the Personal Space Invader...
That escalated quickly
this is what happens when cops achieve immortality
*Invincibility
Anyone else think he was going to say something OTHER than personal space? :P
thatsthejoke.jpg
Why are the cops in Cyanide and Happiness always the bad guys.
Cuz it's true to life.
You must be supporting BLM
+Jory Sipe cause it's true
Because it's realistic?
We all get it, you are racist.
This is really really good.
The ham is in the samwhich!
Delicious.
1:23 Try watching it out of context...
Hahahahahaha WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?
That's how I'm going to show this video to people from now on
gravy boat (:p) this is baby bisquit. the ham is in the sandwich, i repeat, the hayum is in the sandwich!
its gravy boat
Isn't it 'gravy boat this is baby biscuit, the ham is in the sandwich, I repeat the ham is in the sandwich'.
+Noah Ten Donkelaar not sandwich its sammich
ีีีีีพรชัย
***** wat?
THE SANDWICH IS IN THE HAM XD
SAAAAAANVICH AND ME GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS!!
CardTrickmedia om nom nom
Wait? Replying to a video is "Sharing my thoughts" Like WTF RUclips?! IM NOT A BITCH!!!
Yeah, you're a potato, we can all see that
its a hard life...
We can talk it out, man, this is a safe space
yea, i mean, this is not facebook rigth?
leandro orecchio i'm not so sure anymore o.O
The background music is the attack sceme of Space Empire V.
Good to know that there are still fans of old classic stratgie games out there :)
By the end of the night, the only thing thats gonna be vandalized, will be his personal space
Best quote of the year XD
Good cop bad cop, works every time
I died at "baby biscuit."
R.I.P
He was a good man, we'll miss him dearly.
hahaha they have a weird sense of humor
I would like your comment but you have 69 likes and I don't wanna ruin that.
SHIT
I know that it's just a cartoon and all but... I don't know why but I really hope that other cop's alright yknow
He was laughing at the end so of course he was.
+Watchman5 don't worry, probably fake blood!
+Nicole Beaver nah, it's real. it's just deadpool in diaguise.
Why do I get a feed for this
that was planned, it was dake blood
One hell of an interrogation method...
After watching this, whenever I think "SWEET JESUS!!!" to myself, I always hear it in this guy's voice.
Why did youtube have to make the comments WORSE? Thanks for a wonderful video balancing it out.
morning morality When are you writing a 500 word comment?
morning morality I do too. Keeping the 500 word limit was like a challenge! Now it's a useless skill. What am I going to look forward to now? And what's going to keep debates on topic?!
this channel is so addicting because u literally cant predict whats next lol.
Sonic for hire
Tails
***** I just noticed! Heh.
Cops...Well then...
***** Well said.
Uck a ick
***** Agreed.
Call me as a new Fan. It's great! XD
I love how the guy who gets shot like 8 times is laughing when he gets shot in the chest 5 times at the end of the video
If cops really used this tactic...
What kind of cop's try to kill a ghost??
Kevin Barber e
These guys have the license to be crazy!! If I talk or think like that, then I am crazy but they are funny!
ugh yeah....only that its really not. This may be a joke and all but I think the overall point that C&H are trying to make is how people get sent to prison for stupid shit. A guy got 13 years in prison for expressing his freedom of speech....in chalk.
*sigh* very well, standing down.
*****
"I wouldn't read into it"
And that's why you'll never fully experience a joke's hidden message.
***** Areyou aware how most humour works?
Taking something otherwise bleak and dark/disheartening and making light of it. Jokes all have a message at their core...
thatoneirishkoreaguy Whoa! Dat humility!
Legendary!
Hahahahaha, oh wait he's actually bleeding to death.
i guess friendly fire WILL be tolorated here.
Unlike bad spelling.
Its still good 3 years later LOL
3 years later
Lol, the personal space joke was fucking brilliant xD.
when he shot the guy did really he shoot him or the fake gun shot that looks real because cynanide & happiness is kinda dark
What ever you said is wrong and right
did you even watch the fucking video?
***** funny dark
he used real gun,dark humor, and also ***** when he isnt watch the video,how he/she know the cop shooted
it's a cartoon...
That "bad cop" reminds me of Trevor Phillips from GTA5 from some reason.
Yea maybe cuz of that mustache? :D
I would love to be interrogated like that lol
got to love blood squibs.
Better bloodshot effects than CG graphics.
Never doing anything even mildly illegal O.O
The one cop sounds like tails from sonic for hire
Because it is him
Stretching Monkey I hear that guy's voice all over the place around here.
Stretching Monkey what voice actor is that?
Oh my gosh he's right
it is hom
The amount of plot twists that happened in under a minute...
At first, I thought he was going to misinterpret bad cop as being a bad cop. As in, a not-good cop.
I thought they would get confused on who was supposed to be the "Good cop" and who was supposed to be the "Bad cop" and would end up playing the same part
THE JAM IS IN THE SANDWICH!!!
Ham*
Oh Sorry :I
Fernand Bohr no, totally right. I'm gonna make myself a jam sandwich right now. The revolution started here!
***** xD
Damn! now, im confused :C
Immortal police
the voices are just perfect
Is this what cops do with our tax money?
In New York and Chicago
Yup
Of course not, they don't shoot each other, they shoot the suspect...
yes they buy immortality apples from Norse gods, it's not very pricey but you should haggle first, Thor's prices for them are shocking to say the least.
max larsen Any way I can get a discount?
Oh my fucking god that was great XD Best interrogation scene EVER!
The hayum is in the sandwich!
Cornel Gogu
he did that on purpose
Cornel Gogu So you're the genius around these parts I hear.
Gravy boat this is baby biscuit, the ham is in the sandwich, repeat the hayuum is in the sandwich!
My favorite Explosm short.
I just love reading the comments of all the people screaming and crying over the new comment system. :D
I wouldn't complain, but I never wanted to merge my YT with Google+, but they fucking forced me to so I can post comments.
Almost everything else (Minus the hashtags, we don't need RUclips to be a fucking social network) is fine.
Well, they've announced this months before so when the change happened I was already ready for it. Ultimately, we just have to live with it. It's still a great site for videos.
I don't really mind the new changes. I'm pretty sure the majority of the site's users can live with this change. Not everyone can be satisfied after all. If it turns out to be a mistake, they'll change it again. Thus life continues. :P
Vincent Fernandez I can't wait until they remove subscriptions like they did with top comments. I mean youtube apparently knows what you want to watch and what comments you want to read.
Brian Peppers Hypotheticals don't matter to me. If they actually do take away something as important as channels and subscriptions, then I'd gladly leave, but since I'm fine with the comment section, there's really no reason to leave. :P
you all are awesome!!!
Why are so many people bitching about the new comment system? I see nothing wrong with it, if things don't change now and again, how will things become better in the long run?
Because it's fucking terrible. Don't fix what isn't broken. This system is too easily abused.
I agree. I can see why people might be upset about being forced to attach their Google+ account (Many people didn't/don't actually have one) to reply. Other than that, googlemight want to just add a "collapse comment" button to the top of the comment as well. I think a comment should be as long as someone needs. Full reviews should be possible.
Joshua Ceccato
Actually, if they made those changes you suggested, this new system would be awesome. Another thing I've just found that I love, is that I can reply to comments without having to go to the video page. I can do it from whatever page of RUclips I'm on at the time. Which is what I'm doing at the moment.
GG Google, you've actually made an update that isn't entirely shit! Although you still need to fix some bullshit.
Things will only get better in the long run if we bitch about them. Otherwise, how will Google and RUclips know that their new system sucks?
***** But I can add links now!
It's like fucking Christmas up in here!
0:37 the guy shot him 3 times... But when the guy appears at 1:11 he has 5 bullets in him. Question is... Who else shot this guy for shits and giggles?
Probably the guy with the radio
maybe some ricochets off of the wall behind him
The bad cop did shot to his rear, probably targeting him again, since he can't die
cops should seriously do this to get it out of a person these days lol
yeah lol haha lol right rofl. =O
?
lol yeah
They usually just shoot the perp tho. Sad times.
true true just how it is these days so messed up :/
ok dude for real its just a sarcastic post not a serious post if thats what your thinking
Thats were i heard that voice!!!!sonic for hire!!!i new it was tails!!!
What did I just watch?
Oh i love this guy XD lol
the cop who was shot or the cop who did the shooting?
The guy who makes these stuff
*****
Darude-Sandstorm
A cartoon on the internet.
I love this channel so much
Great now i'm gettin' ideas...
OMFG HOW DO YOU USE THIS NEW COMMENT SYSTEM!?!?!?!
***** shit...im soo fucking confused....umm....BURRITO!...did it fix it..no? well fuuuck me!
It would seem to me that you just did.
***** Huh?
I barely even know what I'm doing anymore HOW DO I MOVE THE WHITE ARROW ON MY SCREEN PLZ HELP TO COMPUTER
That took me way too long to scroll through Q-Q
WHy u hurt me like dis?
00:46 lol i'm guessing those guys didn't get the memo
No, it was all part of the act
The depiction of cops is so accurate its amazing!