@@z_novaa4277 Then it wouldn't have been full of suspense if she could save the baby... How the fck did he/she crawl in there... Lastly, where was your crazy Mom when you got away. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I would actually like seeing you get cancer, you do not know what it is. I survived leukemia when I was 8 years old had for 3 years. Don’t say anything like that please.
I remember I started watching this and played a lot of free games on a website called newgrounds around 2016. I was like 11 years old back then. Good times!
Blxckout84 you’re mad cause someone *LAUGHED* at a joke??? Omfg people nowadays get pissed at everything, it’s so fucking annoying like srsly stfu and mind your business
For the sad ending massage parlor, I like to imagine they get pets that are old that badly need to be put down and have a deal with the pound and local veterinarian to do the old yeller reference. Only way they would be able to do even with the dark nature of C&S
@McThiccums69 it can literally just be saline, or some other harmless injectable liquid. The dog just needs to play dead, it's not like the guy checked the dog himself
Imagine you go to strip club expect free money but there you find fat and strong mans and they say: Sory babe its oposit day ! Dont look and we tuch you ;)
Someone: Oh boy its opposite day! Me: but its opposite day Same person: uh... but uhhh... uhnamaa... uhh... *vegetative_state.exe has been opened automatically*
🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥Crush Dreams for the children born in Tosays world... ..supported by the school dept...or teachers or goverments...etc!!!!!.. They just squeeze out the Real Smart. And leave the rest of if behind...Yuk..!!!!!
Yeah lol I thought maybe it was a bunch of dead bodies so I'm held up in suspense and ultimately see her naked XD. But how tf did she get back into her room after telling the kid not to go in there?
I imagine part of it is that the suits that firefighters use are fire RESISTANT not fire PROOF. And another would be that if you open a place with fire that has had no new oxygen in a while, it would burst out at you and kill you.
The opposite of a normal day is an opposite day. Which would then become a normal day. But if it was a normal day there wouldn't be an opposite day in the first place. If opposite day didn't exist there wouldn't be anything to convert the normal day. *MAKE IT STOP*
For Sad Ending, the music is composed by Thao Nguyen Xanh called "Slipped Away". Ji-pyeong Kwon called "Left Behind". Signed, Angela. P.S. 1 like = 1 life for the dog.
+Michael - If we only count human deaths, it is (about) 100 milliard. And 22 people have died in space. This means that 99.999999978% of deaths happen on earth or about 100 % (because we only have two significant figures). If we were to count all deaths, no matter human or not, it would be difficult to even evaluate without rounding.
Simon Smith There have been several billion deaths on earth. And there are more every second. It's ridiculously hard to calculate the percentage of deaths on earth.
“Oh no last coin”
Me: you dropped half your quarters
Same lol
She could’ve just told someone that works there lmao
@@z_novaa4277 Then it wouldn't have been full of suspense if she could save the baby...
How the fck did he/she crawl in there...
Lastly, where was your crazy Mom when you got away.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
moisesdiaz201529@gmail.com youtu be
For real tho 😂
Imagine someone just practicing the lines “Dick Tucker, the easily aroused secret agent!” Over and over
Say it five times fast.
This was funnier than the clip
I'd be laughing so hard in the process:,)
Hehe hard
@@kradlinks2880 did it
If it's opposite day, they should all just sleep all day instead of waking up lol
That's SO TRUE
Makes sense.
Instead of pooping through ass they should eat through it.
Alka Seltzer the opposite of sleeping is waking up so it makes sense
It was night when they woke up
Can’t believe it’s already been seven years
Soon 8 years
Fr that sad ending part used to scar me now it’s just sad
sigh
Fr
i used to watch these as a kid and never understand the adult jokes
been a nice experience binging these again
"Lets try the sad ending" *gets ad, cries*
A
*laughs in youtube premium*
@@cjpec2207 bruh
I never thougth I would meet someone with RUclips premium
@@cjpec2207 loser
@@hollowgab6531 hello sir
And then she put a pickle in the stroller, funniest shit I've ever seen.
I didn't get it, care to explain?
*no*
@@minor1822 watch rick and morty, then scroll through memes for a year
@JAAYY PS he dies in the claw machine anyway
Wasting $1.50 on a claw machine instead of calling the staff
"Studies show 100% of all deaths happen on Earth"
No no, he's got a point.
technically three people died in space with the soyuz11
Teng 99%
Alec Cruz yea
**Laughs in cosmonaut**
There has been on death in space
Who else here used to watch this as a kid and thought nothing of it til now?
Me...
Idk if I watched it or not because it when I pressed the video it look familiar or it could be something else
Me
Meeeee!!, omg I remember watching this as a five year old, especially the one where the wife serves the husband’s dic# for breakfast.
i randomly remembered the adult ASDFmovies and came back
When the lady put the dog down I almost cried
Me to
Fishes have faces Lol my doggy died almost the same way and i cried so so much when i saw it
I though she would also put the boy down 🤣
Same!!!
@@Alpha_IceWolf F
So opposite day is just the purge
One weird purge
.l.
That got dark really quickly lol
criminal be like
wow I guess I won’t do Opposite Day this year
Just imagine someone shouting they have the most confortable ass in a chair store.
People would look at them like a idiot
bloxboyoutube underground I’d burst out laughing.
Oh no
Normal Tuesday for me
I read dis when dat came up 0_0
I literally laughed for 30 minutes for the "I am alcoholic" scene.
Literally shouldn't be used as a substitute for hyperboles.
Same
XDXDXD
@@nameless.greyceo , how hard did you wheeze?
hehe, 666th like 😈
There’s nothing more disconcerting than a Cyanide and happiness character when you can see the whites of their eyes
That's tru tho
So true
😂
Rothenberg
L ok 👌fine
@@amydalmas623 and they are all of us
Rothenberg
L
So if it is Opposite Day, it isn’t Opposite Day
Yes you are right :D
Arnav Batra HOLY BALONEY YER RIGHT
I think the universe imploded
The Opposite Day paradox
yaD etisoppO sti
This reminds me of a good ol' joke: Dark humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
Or like food in Venezuela, not everyone gets it.
Oof
I would actually like seeing you get cancer, you do not know what it is. I survived leukemia when I was 8 years old had for 3 years. Don’t say anything like that please.
@@joseguerra4385 Oh come on! Take it easy! That's exactly what dark humor is. I understand you though and I hope you're doing better now.
Thank you for understanding sorry for being harsh.
The dark comedy of Cyanide & Happiness never gets old
Fun fact: you shouldn't put any force or effort in your eyes at a staring contest, that's what makes them close easily.
Really? Thanks
Random Reviewer i know that lol
Thats cheating
@@exalteddark529 I don't see how...🤷🏾♂️
Random Reviewer thank you! Your very kind.
Anyone else want a sequel to “Don’t go to space” but it’s “Don’t be a fireman”
Banana Guy me
Banana Guy fuck yeah
Miss Seel me
Yes
Yes
Sometimes I’m worried about the people that work at explosm
priyal bodh same!
priyal bodh why
You need certain motivation to have this kinda creativity!! The humour is pleasantly dark.
v
Same here
Anyone remember this youtube channel in 2024?
I remember I started watching this and played a lot of free games on a website called newgrounds around 2016. I was like 11 years old back then. Good times!
They also have a lot of derby animation movies on that website.
My subconscious brought me back here
I just wanna say confession is one of the best shorts there is, it's so simple but perfectly made
Pretty weird
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I don’t get that one
@@SoberGarage same
@@SoberGarage she spits out her wine shocked that he is an alcoholic and he sucks it up bc he's an alcoholic
Me: Time to go to sleep
Cyanide and Happiness: Time to post a video
Me: Every damn time
truth
Mr Benzedrine here its 9.30am why am I awake
Mr Benzedrine ikr
Mr Benzedrine ikr 😂
Mr Benzedrine I know right
The sad ending was actually sad
Ikr
So, a woman touching a mans dick is sad?
Did u want the sad ending to be happy
Ya
@@jonasphu they ment the sad part
Not when the woman...
Man, cyanide knows how to make us laugh and cry🤣
I'm gay
@@DrakeTheChildRapistok
@@Bayloners cum inside me
*Sad ending*
Me: ok it’ll just be sad.
Explosm: *shows footage of Nazis*
M: oh.... ok.
You forgot
*Kills dog*
M: *crys*
Mimikyu TV you forgot the end where she jacks him off 😂
It’s not nazis it’s the Russians marching
Salomon Diaz then why is there someone with a hat with an eagle on it, which, during ww2, was what German officers wore.
@@baggierbobcat3324 no it's not they have swastikas on them
"STAY OUT OF THE ROOM ON THE LEFT!"
*proceeds to go into the room on the left*
yeeeet
Like every white girl in horror movies
R\wooosh
It's from goosebumps
What the hell
Cyanide and happiness in a nutshell: they had us in the first half ngl
Other than the grandma 😂😂😂😂
Tru
*DEMONIC LAUGHTER*
@@Diemund1 why the fuck do 6 yr olds Allways say haha like srsly stfu
Blxckout84 you’re mad cause someone *LAUGHED* at a joke??? Omfg people nowadays get pissed at everything, it’s so fucking annoying like srsly stfu and mind your business
For the sad ending massage parlor, I like to imagine they get pets that are old that badly need to be put down and have a deal with the pound and local veterinarian to do the old yeller reference. Only way they would be able to do even with the dark nature of C&S
The dog is a trained actor, much like the boy.
@@EikoandMog so it’s a trained lethal injection too?
@@McThiccums69 no, its a cartoon.
But when the woman starts mast***bating him😂😂😂😂
@McThiccums69 it can literally just be saline, or some other harmless injectable liquid.
The dog just needs to play dead, it's not like the guy checked the dog himself
2:26 on second thought I will stay in
Means he will go out
Hahahahahah
Dun dun dun, dadadadadaaaa dadadadaaa dadadadaaadaa dat!
@@verog3137 َم
Your 255 liker :D
no he said mabye I wont go out today
I love how subtitles say "with slightly russian accent"
Денис Могила time stamp?
When?
“Metallic sounds”
очень веселый друг
*funny show music*
Not so fun fact:
You can’t hear the ocean through seashells it’s actually just the sound of your own blood rushing through your brain
i already knew that
@Panagiotis Antonatos - MYP4 nothing but strange, not good, not bad, just strange
ik
@Panagiotis Antonatos - MYP4 bad. xD
Thanks
Dick Tucker is by far, my favorite one out of these
I think Grandma’s house is going to traumatize me.
Yep...
Sad Ending
me: why would you do that?!?!
Explosion Entertainment: because you said sad Ending.
Me want cap.
Remind me To go to a Strip club on Opposite Day
Imagine you go to strip club expect free money but there you find fat and strong mans and they say: Sory babe its oposit day ! Dont look and we tuch you ;)
Ok
That means everyone would be dead
Don’t go to a strip club
Same
These are the videos that you forget about but when you rewatch them you remember every detail
5000IQ revelation: It’s not the chairs that are comfortable..... ITS MY ASS!!!
Read this as he said it
Think do you sit on any radioactive lately?
I mean same i sleep on the fooor its quite comfy but also explain my back pain
@@evilgamerplays same
@@evilgamerplays my back and spine hate me - floor person
Grandma's house, the best horror movie I've seen in the last decade and didn't even last a minute! Genius.
😂😂
Sad ending
This won’t be sad
Me nearly crying at the dog
🐕😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Bruh I legit cried lol
And the end 🤣
The sound at the end made it all ok
Same, I lost a cat that way
On the opposite day one I thought about like,robbers getting in a bank and filling the vault with money
EARTH NOT SAFE
2020: that seems true
Make sure to tell all family members "Never EVER EVER EVER EVER EEEEVER tine travel into 2020
Yep 2020 made sure of that
facts
Usa: has been since i was created
2021 too 😂
Someone: Oh boy its opposite day!
Me: but its opposite day
Same person: uh... but uhhh... uhnamaa... uhh... *vegetative_state.exe has been opened automatically*
Lol
Sometimes?
Your not wrong
Out of literally all of the comments in this entire goddamn section
*This makes the most sense.*
Asdfmovie x Cyanide and Happiness crossover would be great
Nothing better than a father crushing his son's dreams.
Or a mother...
🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥Crush Dreams for the children born in Tosays world...
..supported by the school dept...or teachers or goverments...etc!!!!!..
They just squeeze out the Real Smart. And leave the rest of if behind...Yuk..!!!!!
Its his job 😂
Nah school does that for me just fine
.
13:14
So that’s where that one guy said naked grandma to Steve Harvey’s question, “Name something a burglar wouldn’t want see in a house he’s robbing”
did anyone know when she pulled out the first coin a lot of coins came out of her purse and went on the floor
Alyssa groom I did and just looked at her * ma'am? I see
........lots of coins fell...
yeah I see that to
Alyssa groom I did
Wtf 3:58
Alyssa groom I did
I don't understand how her baby ended up in the crane machine in the first place.
I think she had no baby in the first place.
Exactly
She was holding that baby in the photo...
She dropped a few coins as well she had a few mo gos
maybe her baby already pass away.. the bawling ball & cucumber is just her imagination of her baby
Plot twist: It's not opposite day it is just another normal day in Australia.
“The American Dream”
Anarchy.chaos.freedom
POV: you have gone to Australia now give me all the parakeets
Lol
XD
1:22
Every nation’s military defense: I think we all know where this is going so let’s just skip to the end
*spills five quarters*
Mother: Imma pretend I didn’t see that
Grandma: I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME IN HERE
Kid:AHHHHHHHHHHH
Mj the Knight Monkey in your closet saw this comment just as it happened😂😂
LOL
What was she doing in there in the first place 😂!? I have one idea but, it's a kinda innaproriate and may haunt your nightmares 😏.
Mj the Knight Mon
Yeah lol I thought maybe it was a bunch of dead bodies so I'm held up in suspense and ultimately see her naked XD. But how tf did she get back into her room after telling the kid not to go in there?
3:58 wtf this is hilarious
Bro got lucky lol
I was not expecting that 💀
bro got a happy ending after the sad one again
9:03 bro I knew there was going to be his butt there lol
I thought it was going to be his but flesh
First one at 0:49 she said
Aww last coin
Me. But you dropped a bunch of coins when you took out the first one
Ivy Bee that’s what I was thinking
Lol she did
Same same same like how though like hooooowwwwwwww???????????????😐😐😐
Ivy Bee THANK YOU
superdude yay how’s that a r/wooosh
if it's opposite day shouldn't everybody be saying "It'S nOt OpPoSiTe dAy!"
Give this person a medal!
no it would be it is not normal day
@@brodybrown3242 if it is opposite day then not normal day would be a normal day.
@@justanotherweeb6431 but if it's opposite day, what you just said must go backwards
@@cheesuschrists .day normal a be would day normal not then day opposite is it if
100% of deaths occur on Earth!!!😂🤣😂🤣lol
What about people that were abducted by aliens huh
Not true
I don't think that's true atleast if you count dogs
Only a team of astronauts have died in what is considered space.
99% actually
Lol nostalgia is setting in
I can just imagine Explosm making a "Don't be a Pornstar" video
Me too actually
🤭🤣🤣🤣 perfection
3:58
13:14 is when the child was scarred for life
It Is the Grandma Jumpscare in the kid
“I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME IN HERE!”
A A A A A A A A A A A A
I IMMEDIATELY GOT AN AD AFTER THAT
R.I.P dog 🕯🕯🕯🕯😭😭😭😭
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Poor dog 😔😢😭
Poor dog 1=🐶
I would like but it’s just too perfect
Its an animation
Is it just me or did I get immense nostalgia from watching this??
Who else wants to see the Don't be A fireman video
ZART_Leader97 me
Me
ZART_Leader97 I’m not gonna like since it’s at 69
I imagine part of it is that the suits that firefighters use are fire RESISTANT not fire PROOF. And another would be that if you open a place with fire that has had no new oxygen in a while, it would burst out at you and kill you.
Not me
Big Black Butts 🤣🤣 He said it with so much force in his voice.
That was the reason why it didn’t abort probably, it just stopped
3:58 that caught me so off guard 😂 I’m dying
😂😂😂.same
Lol 😂
Nice, you got benifits
SAMEER
Yh omg
This was my first episode to ever watch of cyainde and happines and i watch it till this day
Therapist: C&H people without black eyes aren’t real, they can’t hurt you.
C&H characters without black eyes: 15:12
It's honestly scary 😃👍
It really made me uncomfortable
*15:13
15:23
In dating app, it happened again
Arin did a great job voicing the man who could sit anywhere
No way he did
Wait arin Hanson?
@@McThiccums69 Yep. If you see the credits, he’s the first one.
Deus ex😊 de de@@GodOfAzeroth69😅aaaaa
Sad ending legit made me cry
Dr. Cyberling same especially the dog because that what happened to my cat ;-;
Like this if u cri evry time
Edit:i did cry when typing this
ditto 😭
Dr cyberling did you get when the puppy died cause that's when I started to cry
I laughed at the ending XD
"how did you die?"
"i got pushed off a building by my penis"
Opposite day is every day in Soviet Russia!
Alex Almansoori so true...
except on opposite day
Khorps Then they become capitalists.
In Soviet Russia opposite day is you
VADUSIK EVA How come?
8:58 LOL that ending 🤣
XDD
At least it’s the most comfortable chair the the galaxy 🤣
What the fu-
The ad popped up when he started what the fu-😂😂😂😂
“Oh no last coin”
Me: that’s not even your baby
And when she tried suffocating it 💀 lmfao wtf
I think that was the joke
That’s the joke.
@@horseradish2184 I still don’t get the jok
@@unreal727 the joke is that she wasn’t aiming for the baby, rather the pickle. THAT was her baby.
I remember watching this back in 2017 with my friends on a Sunday afternoon. Thank you explosm for making everyones childhood better.
The guy who sits on everything is so stupid I love it
I remember watching this 2 years ago at my school and the teacher was behind me the whole time
That heppend t me to teice
F
She was watching with you
F
You actual mad lad.
6:34 A true classic
ikr
no many how many times I watched, I could never remember where did he sit...
madyinn Stewart
09:02
can't believe it took me this long to realize ass-man is voiced by Arin Hanson
That dont go to space skit cliffhanger left me wanting more
I need more of "dont be a" skits
He could use his feet to press the Button
Yeah but thats the virgin way
but since it's opposite day, he WILL go out today :D
CaptainObvious0000 Hahahaha xD
But he opposite of opposite day is a normal day, so it shouldn't even happen
The opposite of a normal day is an opposite day. Which would then become a normal day. But if it was a normal day there wouldn't be an opposite day in the first place. If opposite day didn't exist there wouldn't be anything to convert the normal day. *MAKE IT STOP*
LOL
CaptainObvious0000 but they said it's Opposite Day. Which means it isn't Opposite Day
Its not the last coin, threemore fell out at 0:13
eG CygnusV1 you mean at 0:16
JustWatching Videos you wouldnt quite catch it if you skip to 0:16 straight but yeah XD
JustWatching Videos no its 0:15
I thought i wad the only one
you mean 0:15
I like how the clock goes back in opposite day
For Sad Ending, the music is composed by Thao Nguyen Xanh called "Slipped Away". Ji-pyeong Kwon called "Left Behind".
Signed, Angela.
P.S. 1 like = 1 life for the dog.
Like begger
Tailslandian Gardens Real Estate is a nerd
please tell me the doggo's ok ; ,(
I just hope that it just putts a puppy to sleep,not actually Euthanize it and getting other near-death puppies. I think we all wish that
Disliked to shorten the lifespan
I just dropped my eyes 100 times while watching that steering contest
Hearing Arin voice the 'Comfortable Ass Guy' and recognizing it somehow makes me the most proud I've ever been.
I was not ready for the sad ending finish
I actually want to see "Don't be a Fireman" in a future episode
same
cubed216 i want to see every dont be a part
cubed21
they take opposite day a little to seriously.....
Sallee Becerra this is in Soviet Russia
@@turtlemasteralpha119 you do not go to hospital in Soviet Russia. The hospital goes to you!!!
Jdpeifdd
Pretty much like the purge
@@turtlemasteralpha119 why do they all have american accents
"100% of deaths happen on earth" XD
Michael Withington-Walsh NOT TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Theo F-U your right its more like 99.9 recurring % because 22 people died in space
Michael Withington-Walsh negligible
+Michael - If we only count human deaths, it is (about) 100 milliard. And 22 people have died in space. This means that 99.999999978% of deaths happen on earth or about 100 % (because we only have two significant figures). If we were to count all deaths, no matter human or not, it would be difficult to even evaluate without rounding.
Simon Smith There have been several billion deaths on earth. And there are more every second. It's ridiculously hard to calculate the percentage of deaths on earth.
Being older and understanding more makes this 10x funnier
Since he said its opposite day, then it isn't opposite day lol
LegendaryKing but then if it isn't Opposite Day the it is opposed day!
*opposite
The opposite of opposite is similar, or same
LegendaryKing Ah shit a paradox
ikr
15:08 those guys would literally survive scp-173
Woah
Oh yea
Haha
What’s that?
@@bicillenium4019 the famous peanut
Search scp foundation wiki on google you will know what we talking about
11:24 look at the remote on the couch it has fingers on it
Nbah
Dtxyifdy giiiignkuf gyubud😂😂🤣
How the hell did u see that😂
:0
Yes
I’m not surprised you have 10millon subscribers
This should be a tv show like if you agree
Isaiah Brown it is on SeeSo
darren trivedi I think he meant they want them to air it on T.V
yes it should
Isaiah Brown it s
Golden gaming it's not on tv
It can’t just be me where the comfortable ass guy was one of the first cyanide and happiness short I ever saw
The first one I ever saw was Rudy it's a b**ch **s life
It's all a blur of endless content at this point, but most comfortable ass is one of my favourites.
This is fuking good oh sorry God
Same here
10:34 the fact they censored Uranus makes me sad
Tbh Uranus gets so much hate they censor the word
Damn Uranus
This isn't pornhub, no one wants to see Uranus on this wholecome channel
They censored Uranus for the joke.
@@GreekDudeYiannis kkkk
Praying that everyone falls asleep quickly and has a peaceful sleep. Hope you all wake up happy and well rested 😍🍊😍🍊
Can you make the fireman show for us too plez
Ok
Dont be a fireman cause fire is a bad boy and it wants to make you ded
Look into a book called "Fahrenheit 451"
Damn the Germans are back.
Nobody:
Not even a single soul:
Subtitles:
*extending material sounds*
Space sounds
He dosent have money for a space suit but can afford a rocket to go to space 😂😂
He used all the money for the space ship
I DID NOT KNOW YOU CAN EVEN legally BUY A SPACESHIP AND THAT NASA AND OTHER SPACE COMPANY LIKE NASA CAN ONLY USE SPACESHIP S
"...Jupiter to get more stupider"
Bruh