Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - #5

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  • Опубликовано: 2 дек 2016
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    Sit anywhere and watch this compilation!
    Crane Game
    Opposite Day
    Sad Ending
    Desperate
    Dick Tucker
    The Man Who Could Sit Anywhere
    Don't Go to Space
    Confession
    Grandmas House
    Mothman
    Seashell
    Staring Contest
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  • @5kel20
    @5kel20 4 года назад +5795

    “Oh no last coin”
    Me: you dropped half your quarters

    • @bogomilandreev886
      @bogomilandreev886 4 года назад +46

      Same lol

    • @z_novaa4277
      @z_novaa4277 4 года назад +125

      She could’ve just told someone that works there lmao

    • @nononsense5182
      @nononsense5182 4 года назад +74

      @@z_novaa4277 Then it wouldn't have been full of suspense if she could save the baby...
      How the fck did he/she crawl in there...
      Lastly, where was your crazy Mom when you got away.
      🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @estimado_floopa8087
      @estimado_floopa8087 4 года назад +5

      moisesdiaz201529@gmail.com youtu be

    • @rangertherockingpupstar5360
      @rangertherockingpupstar5360 4 года назад +3

      For real tho 😂

  • @ashlopez7889
    @ashlopez7889 4 года назад +2863

    Imagine someone just practicing the lines “Dick Tucker, the easily aroused secret agent!” Over and over

  • @orangemilitia6931
    @orangemilitia6931 5 месяцев назад +178

    Can’t believe it’s already been seven years

    • @sweden-enjoyer
      @sweden-enjoyer 5 месяцев назад +7

      Soon 8 years

    • @Lane2768
      @Lane2768 3 месяца назад +4

      Fr that sad ending part used to scar me now it’s just sad

    • @TailGreat
      @TailGreat 2 месяца назад

      sigh

    • @creelashaeuuusieusijdndhdh6358
      @creelashaeuuusieusijdndhdh6358 2 месяца назад

      Fr

    • @woag4974
      @woag4974 Месяц назад +1

      i used to watch these as a kid and never understand the adult jokes
      been a nice experience binging these again

  • @adnanbabakan3863
    @adnanbabakan3863 3 года назад +927

    I literally laughed for 30 minutes for the "I am alcoholic" scene.

  • @Daveo3
    @Daveo3 3 года назад +3360

    "Lets try the sad ending" *gets ad, cries*

    • @dustindavies7748
      @dustindavies7748 3 года назад +8

      A

    • @cjpec2207
      @cjpec2207 3 года назад +80

      *laughs in youtube premium*

    • @hollowgab6531
      @hollowgab6531 3 года назад +132

      @@cjpec2207 bruh
      I never thougth I would meet someone with RUclips premium

    • @rowen616
      @rowen616 3 года назад +36

      @@cjpec2207 loser

    • @cjpec2207
      @cjpec2207 3 года назад +22

      @@hollowgab6531 hello sir

  • @ThatOneAwkGuy
    @ThatOneAwkGuy 7 лет назад +1117

    Still have no clue how the baby got in the crane game

    • @notoriousbig3k
      @notoriousbig3k 7 лет назад +4

      its a pun pun
      some women try to have a baby so they could later smuder him in the cradle

    • @fc_chorizo16
      @fc_chorizo16 7 лет назад +13

      That One Awkward Guy I really don't get the ending. Why did she try to suffocate a pickle?

    • @Ectoplasm987
      @Ectoplasm987 7 лет назад

      The baby Fathers john Arbuckle

    • @chijinduokoro9095
      @chijinduokoro9095 7 лет назад +4

      TVD_GameZone it wasn't the one she wanted

    • @ThatOneAwkGuy
      @ThatOneAwkGuy 7 лет назад

      Chijindu Okoro Oh, that makes sense.

  • @User_Shikki
    @User_Shikki 8 месяцев назад +73

    Who else here used to watch this as a kid and thought nothing of it til now?

    • @XMX.Italian-Gamer
      @XMX.Italian-Gamer Месяц назад +2

      Me...

    • @MythicalCreatures_editz
      @MythicalCreatures_editz 28 дней назад +1

      Idk if I watched it or not because it when I pressed the video it look familiar or it could be something else

    • @aa-gi9ui
      @aa-gi9ui 25 дней назад +1

      Me

    • @carlota4239
      @carlota4239 23 дня назад

      Meeeee!!, omg I remember watching this as a five year old, especially the one where the wife serves the husband’s dic# for breakfast.

    • @username7849
      @username7849 14 дней назад +1

      i randomly remembered the adult ASDFmovies and came back

  • @GayPeopleAreDelusional
    @GayPeopleAreDelusional Год назад +31

    10:24 why did he twitch like that lmao

    • @jin_cotl
      @jin_cotl Месяц назад

      He was too scared to

    • @NotPracticalAtAll
      @NotPracticalAtAll 12 дней назад

      I’m sorry, what the actual fuck inspired you to make your handle “@GayPeopleAreDelusional”?

  • @reccho
    @reccho 4 года назад +3053

    If it's opposite day, they should all just sleep all day instead of waking up lol

    • @sklovesyouu
      @sklovesyouu 4 года назад +69

      That's SO TRUE

    • @coolsceegaming6178
      @coolsceegaming6178 4 года назад +32

      Makes sense.

    • @cocoduck7745
      @cocoduck7745 4 года назад +50

      Instead of pooping through ass they should eat through it.

    • @vibesplz2095
      @vibesplz2095 4 года назад +6

      Alka Seltzer the opposite of sleeping is waking up so it makes sense

    • @yukiplays1070
      @yukiplays1070 4 года назад +15

      It was night when they woke up

  • @Some_Fuck
    @Some_Fuck 4 года назад +3271

    So opposite day is just the purge

  • @RoddytheG
    @RoddytheG 2 года назад +97

    Man, cyanide knows how to make us laugh and cry🤣

  • @JaggedBird
    @JaggedBird 3 года назад +117

    For the sad ending massage parlor, I like to imagine they get pets that are old that badly need to be put down and have a deal with the pound and local veterinarian to do the old yeller reference. Only way they would be able to do even with the dark nature of C&S

    • @EikoandMog
      @EikoandMog 2 года назад +9

      The dog is a trained actor, much like the boy.

    • @McThiccums69
      @McThiccums69 Год назад +1

      @@EikoandMog so it’s a trained lethal injection too?

    • @MochaNeko
      @MochaNeko Год назад

      @@McThiccums69 no, its a cartoon.

    • @babydiri7314
      @babydiri7314 Год назад

      But when the woman starts mast***bating him😂😂😂😂

    • @the_last_ballad
      @the_last_ballad 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@McThiccums69 it can literally just be saline, or some other harmless injectable liquid.
      The dog just needs to play dead, it's not like the guy checked the dog himself

  • @quas7819
    @quas7819 3 года назад +2173

    And then she put a pickle in the stroller, funniest shit I've ever seen.

    • @minor1822
      @minor1822 3 года назад +10

      I didn't get it, care to explain?

    • @willymac2155
      @willymac2155 3 года назад +12

      *no*

    • @judeswaby4041
      @judeswaby4041 3 года назад +42

      @@minor1822 watch rick and morty, then scroll through memes for a year

    • @mattfromswitchsports9679
      @mattfromswitchsports9679 3 года назад +3

      @JAAYY PS he dies in the claw machine anyway

    • @kixouri
      @kixouri 3 года назад +2

      Wasting $1.50 on a claw machine instead of calling the staff

  • @bloxboyoutubeunderground7829
    @bloxboyoutubeunderground7829 4 года назад +785

    Just imagine someone shouting they have the most confortable ass in a chair store.

  • @peyton____6842
    @peyton____6842 3 года назад +16

    9:03 bro I knew there was going to be his butt there lol

    • @gameskaric6149
      @gameskaric6149 5 месяцев назад

      I thought it was going to be his but flesh

  • @poopi5939
    @poopi5939 3 года назад +31

    On the opposite day one I thought about like,robbers getting in a bank and filling the vault with money

  • @hihiitmeme4025
    @hihiitmeme4025 4 года назад +2377

    When the lady put the dog down I almost cried

  • @ikesimerson3382
    @ikesimerson3382 4 года назад +929

    There’s nothing more disconcerting than a Cyanide and happiness character when you can see the whites of their eyes

    • @insidious140
      @insidious140 4 года назад +8

      That's tru tho

    • @amydalmas623
      @amydalmas623 4 года назад +3

      So true

    • @bstay369
      @bstay369 4 года назад +1

      😂
      Rothenberg
      L ok 👌fine

    • @bstay369
      @bstay369 4 года назад +1

      @@amydalmas623 and they are all of us
      Rothenberg

    • @bstay369
      @bstay369 4 года назад

      L

  • @R3icht4ngle
    @R3icht4ngle 8 месяцев назад +11

    i watched this as a kid

    • @boasbatman4466
      @boasbatman4466 8 месяцев назад +2

      Same😢

    • @AL1CE_
      @AL1CE_ 8 месяцев назад

      "As a child"

    • @R3icht4ngle
      @R3icht4ngle 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@AL1CE_ i meant a kid

    • @AL1CE_
      @AL1CE_ 8 месяцев назад

      @@R3icht4ngleand?

  • @Edward_Nebiolo
    @Edward_Nebiolo Год назад +6

    13:14
    So that’s where that one guy said naked grandma to Steve Harvey’s question, “Name something a burglar wouldn’t want see in a house he’s robbing”

  • @nicolasvignolo7601
    @nicolasvignolo7601 7 лет назад +404

    6:34 A true classic

    • @Tuve132
      @Tuve132 7 лет назад +1

      ikr

    • @ZZJeffree
      @ZZJeffree 7 лет назад +1

      no many how many times I watched, I could never remember where did he sit...

    • @eleanor8248
      @eleanor8248 7 лет назад

      madyinn Stewart

    • @eoinlynch3497
      @eoinlynch3497 7 лет назад

      09:02

    • @FuzzyPanda962
      @FuzzyPanda962 7 лет назад +9

      can't believe it took me this long to realize ass-man is voiced by Arin Hanson

  • @ryantaggart4854
    @ryantaggart4854 4 года назад +358

    2:26 on second thought I will stay in
    Means he will go out

  • @url6414
    @url6414 Год назад +33

    "how did you die?"
    "i got pushed off a building by my penis"

  • @coinsforskate7521
    @coinsforskate7521 3 года назад +39

    1:22
    Every nation’s military defense: I think we all know where this is going so let’s just skip to the end

  • @egamerwithdisease8553
    @egamerwithdisease8553 4 года назад +590

    Cyanide and happiness in a nutshell: they had us in the first half ngl

    • @SKITTLESHD2020
      @SKITTLESHD2020 3 года назад +3

      Other than the grandma 😂😂😂😂

    • @blxckout8430
      @blxckout8430 3 года назад

      Tru

    • @Diemund1
      @Diemund1 3 года назад

      *DEMONIC LAUGHTER*

    • @blxckout8430
      @blxckout8430 3 года назад

      @@Diemund1 why the fuck do 6 yr olds Allways say haha like srsly stfu

    • @kiiarax4685
      @kiiarax4685 3 года назад +1

      Blxckout84 you’re mad cause someone *LAUGHED* at a joke??? Omfg people nowadays get pissed at everything, it’s so fucking annoying like srsly stfu and mind your business

  • @missseel8425
    @missseel8425 4 года назад +836

    Anyone else want a sequel to “Don’t go to space” but it’s “Don’t be a fireman”

  • @fracturedframe1462
    @fracturedframe1462 2 года назад +40

    That dont go to space skit cliffhanger left me wanting more
    I need more of "dont be a" skits

  • @zevaneleven
    @zevaneleven 2 года назад +23

    These are the videos that you forget about but when you rewatch them you remember every detail

  • @aleccruz5912
    @aleccruz5912 4 года назад +5000

    "Studies show 100% of all deaths happen on Earth"
    No no, he's got a point.

  • @thecitizenoftheinternet1077
    @thecitizenoftheinternet1077 4 года назад +2565

    This reminds me of a good ol' joke: Dark humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.

    • @kradlinks2880
      @kradlinks2880 4 года назад +158

      Or like food in Venezuela, not everyone gets it.

    • @alfieharding5641
      @alfieharding5641 4 года назад +20

      Oof

    • @joseguerra4385
      @joseguerra4385 4 года назад +29

      I would actually like seeing you get cancer, you do not know what it is. I survived leukemia when I was 8 years old had for 3 years. Don’t say anything like that please.

    • @thecitizenoftheinternet1077
      @thecitizenoftheinternet1077 4 года назад +85

      @@joseguerra4385 Oh come on! Take it easy! That's exactly what dark humor is. I understand you though and I hope you're doing better now.

    • @joseguerra4385
      @joseguerra4385 4 года назад +29

      Thank you for understanding sorry for being harsh.

  • @becauseyoureblack
    @becauseyoureblack 3 года назад +13

    But they give the space suit Free when you are an astronaut 9:47

  • @pg9946
    @pg9946 3 года назад +16

    Dick Tucker is by far, my favorite one out of these

  • @emmyennit
    @emmyennit 5 лет назад +598

    "STAY OUT OF THE ROOM ON THE LEFT!"
    *proceeds to go into the room on the left*

  • @priyal8513
    @priyal8513 5 лет назад +11481

    Sometimes I’m worried about the people that work at explosm

  • @pupvids_shorts
    @pupvids_shorts 3 месяца назад +3

    Lol nostalgia is setting in

  • @adansowers8844
    @adansowers8844 2 года назад +14

    8:04 reminds me of the doctor video by brew stew for some reason

  • @darkedy8707
    @darkedy8707 5 лет назад +3594

    The sad ending was actually sad

  • @cryocritikal
    @cryocritikal 4 года назад +3700

    So if it is Opposite Day, it isn’t Opposite Day

  • @BLART263
    @BLART263 Год назад +5

    i like how i watched this when is was FIVE.

    • @KevynXDX
      @KevynXDX 11 месяцев назад +2

      I was like 9 or 8 years old 😂😂😂

    • @Crickettz
      @Crickettz 11 месяцев назад +2

      I was prob 7-10 watching these, childhood memories

  • @Crustl_1219
    @Crustl_1219 8 месяцев назад +5

    This scene got me dead 💀 3:53

  • @hidden7249
    @hidden7249 4 года назад +655

    I just wanna say confession is one of the best shorts there is, it's so simple but perfectly made

    • @gachadlll3530
      @gachadlll3530 3 года назад +4

      Pretty weird

    • @mariamontes1926
      @mariamontes1926 3 года назад +2

      Pp3ufd8ffjfjfxjfjfjgjfjfjfufufjrur7guufur4£=£%Ti=¿^£/=£=£=€/€/€^*^*^*^*=€39+£÷(/¿€÷÷£÷£$€€÷£=÷€÷€€=/€%ru=tú r8^€=£/€"/£/¿=£=€=€%%€^€^€^€%£%£^€€"=*"€"€

    • @SoberGarage
      @SoberGarage 3 года назад +2

      I don’t get that one

    • @gachadlll3530
      @gachadlll3530 3 года назад

      @@SoberGarage same

    • @hidden7249
      @hidden7249 3 года назад +19

      @@SoberGarage she spits out her wine shocked that he is an alcoholic and he sucks it up bc he's an alcoholic

  • @LuckyLuck-ls7ot
    @LuckyLuck-ls7ot 3 года назад +108

    3:58 wtf this is hilarious

  • @mr.pradana1273
    @mr.pradana1273 3 года назад +9

    "...Jupiter to get more stupider"
    Bruh

  • @diamondguycarlosortega4075
    @diamondguycarlosortega4075 3 года назад +10

    14:28 for those wondering, he isn’t faking. That’s just how you run in water

  • @spyrosk.1881
    @spyrosk.1881 5 лет назад +826

    Fun fact: you shouldn't put any force or effort in your eyes at a staring contest, that's what makes them close easily.

    • @yun67yran79
      @yun67yran79 4 года назад +10

      Really? Thanks

    • @sm1purplmurderedme583
      @sm1purplmurderedme583 4 года назад +2

      Random Reviewer i know that lol

    • @exalteddark529
      @exalteddark529 4 года назад +1

      Thats cheating

    • @yun67yran79
      @yun67yran79 4 года назад +19

      @@exalteddark529 I don't see how...🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @onyxjae
      @onyxjae 4 года назад +3

      Random Reviewer thank you! Your very kind.

  • @denismog9499
    @denismog9499 4 года назад +845

    I love how subtitles say "with slightly russian accent"

  • @anthonydurnford3077
    @anthonydurnford3077 Год назад +11

    I gotta say, the “don’t go to space” one was actually pretty educational, and it actually says true facts about the planets

  • @zakthedude5775
    @zakthedude5775 3 года назад +7

    I like how the clock goes back in opposite day

  • @asgtcw4g_245
    @asgtcw4g_245 3 года назад +733

    EARTH NOT SAFE
    2020: that seems true

  • @chrisdudedurian1305
    @chrisdudedurian1305 3 года назад +1050

    5000IQ revelation: It’s not the chairs that are comfortable..... ITS MY ASS!!!

    • @scriptedjava9265
      @scriptedjava9265 3 года назад +6

      Read this as he said it

    • @fuadkhan3449
      @fuadkhan3449 3 года назад +6

      Think do you sit on any radioactive lately?

    • @evilgamerplays
      @evilgamerplays 3 года назад +4

      I mean same i sleep on the fooor its quite comfy but also explain my back pain

    • @maxhallman1036
      @maxhallman1036 3 года назад +2

      @@evilgamerplays same

    • @obistore_
      @obistore_ 3 года назад +2

      @@evilgamerplays my back and spine hate me - floor person

  • @SoreChipmunk963
    @SoreChipmunk963 Год назад +4

    I was not ready for the sad ending finish

  • @blmaners93
    @blmaners93 3 года назад +11

    13:13 that kid has been traumatized forever.

  • @coolsceegaming6178
    @coolsceegaming6178 4 года назад +1905

    *Sad ending*
    Me: ok it’ll just be sad.
    Explosm: *shows footage of Nazis*
    M: oh.... ok.

    • @Funni-Man8786
      @Funni-Man8786 4 года назад +75

      You forgot
      *Kills dog*
      M: *crys*

    • @haseem2624
      @haseem2624 4 года назад +37

      Mimikyu TV you forgot the end where she jacks him off 😂

    • @baggierbobcat3324
      @baggierbobcat3324 4 года назад +12

      It’s not nazis it’s the Russians marching

    • @coolsceegaming6178
      @coolsceegaming6178 4 года назад +21

      Salomon Diaz then why is there someone with a hat with an eagle on it, which, during ww2, was what German officers wore.

    • @Funni-Man8786
      @Funni-Man8786 4 года назад +14

      @@baggierbobcat3324 no it's not they have swastikas on them

  • @FistedClown
    @FistedClown 3 года назад +299

    3:58 that caught me so off guard 😂 I’m dying

  • @ThomasThings
    @ThomasThings 3 года назад +6

    I like ya cut g
    11:06

  • @_Ssamantha_
    @_Ssamantha_ Месяц назад +2

    Was watching this 8 years agos and gonna rewatch😊

  • @CaptainObvious0000
    @CaptainObvious0000 7 лет назад +601

    but since it's opposite day, he WILL go out today :D

    • @yassinmaged3939
      @yassinmaged3939 7 лет назад

      CaptainObvious0000 Hahahaha xD

    • @hamburg4034
      @hamburg4034 7 лет назад +5

      But he opposite of opposite day is a normal day, so it shouldn't even happen

    • @pebl7735
      @pebl7735 7 лет назад +14

      The opposite of a normal day is an opposite day. Which would then become a normal day. But if it was a normal day there wouldn't be an opposite day in the first place. If opposite day didn't exist there wouldn't be anything to convert the normal day. *MAKE IT STOP*

    • @bench8535
      @bench8535 7 лет назад

      LOL

    • @jmassey7323
      @jmassey7323 7 лет назад +5

      CaptainObvious0000 but they said it's Opposite Day. Which means it isn't Opposite Day

  • @Powerzebra86422
    @Powerzebra86422 5 лет назад +3315

    Remind me To go to a Strip club on Opposite Day

    • @csabawars
      @csabawars 5 лет назад +132

      Imagine you go to strip club expect free money but there you find fat and strong mans and they say: Sory babe its oposit day ! Dont look and we tuch you ;)

    • @kotato1348
      @kotato1348 5 лет назад +7

      Ok

    • @theohendricks8634
      @theohendricks8634 5 лет назад +4

      That means everyone would be dead

    • @bingbongboi6194
      @bingbongboi6194 5 лет назад +1

      Don’t go to a strip club

    • @ariannacerda8066
      @ariannacerda8066 5 лет назад

      Same

  • @ripcord4201
    @ripcord4201 2 месяца назад +1

    The dark comedy of Cyanide & Happiness never gets old

  • @robertplayzScratch
    @robertplayzScratch Месяц назад +2

    The sad ending one where the massager beats up the guys meat just jumpscared me💀

  • @friendsforever4667
    @friendsforever4667 4 года назад +300

    Sad ending
    This won’t be sad
    Me nearly crying at the dog

    • @mollyliam6069
      @mollyliam6069 4 года назад +4

      🐕😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @blxckout8430
      @blxckout8430 4 года назад +12

      Bruh I legit cried lol

    • @cindyandbuppy2522
      @cindyandbuppy2522 4 года назад +5

      i know it was so sad the dog was a bit like mine because i have 3 dogs and and she doesn't get to much attention because her mom used to be our only dog and then she got pregnant with 8 dogs we gave 6 away and kept her and the only girl and the oldest dog and the girl doesn't get to much attention and i get to pet her but the oldest takes a lot of space and i try to pet her but he always wants me to rub his tummy but I'm trying to pet the girl but she's not sick but she really needs a lot more attention even though she sheds alot

    • @nugget1318
      @nugget1318 4 года назад +2

      And the end 🤣

    • @questionabletoast9346
      @questionabletoast9346 4 года назад +1

      The sound at the end made it all ok

  • @officiallyshroomie
    @officiallyshroomie 3 года назад +2171

    Not so fun fact:
    You can’t hear the ocean through seashells it’s actually just the sound of your own blood rushing through your brain

  • @XX-PussySlayer-XX
    @XX-PussySlayer-XX 8 месяцев назад +7

    I love how it took him his entire life up to that point to realize he had a comfortable ass.

  • @joe125ful
    @joe125ful 3 года назад +3

    2:10 Best part:):)

  • @THANKGODJC
    @THANKGODJC 4 года назад +172

    I think Grandma’s house is going to traumatize me.

  • @happinesssuccess722
    @happinesssuccess722 3 года назад +700

    Plot twist: It's not opposite day it is just another normal day in Australia.

  • @legendary_dovahkiin_supportukr
    @legendary_dovahkiin_supportukr 3 года назад +9

    I can't stop laughing but it's so stupid 11:49

  • @richiefromdudetheftwars
    @richiefromdudetheftwars 6 месяцев назад +2

    4:55 when the teacher calls you but you're bricked up

  • @nicolasvignolo7601
    @nicolasvignolo7601 7 лет назад +211

    Who the fuck tries to "fish" her baby instead of calling staff XD

    • @FnVir
      @FnVir 7 лет назад

      Nicolas Vignolo you Don't it, she wasn't getting the baby , she was getting the green doll

    • @alyssasharp2110
      @alyssasharp2110 7 лет назад +6

      Nicolas Vignolo ya but how did a baby even get in there

    • @froggb0y
      @froggb0y 7 лет назад

      +Bret Ginn that's messed up

    • @creeperjacko
      @creeperjacko 7 лет назад

      Nicolas Vignolo I was thinking the same thing

    • @massimogiardina9138
      @massimogiardina9138 7 лет назад

      Nicolas Vignolo i would just break the glass

  • @curgaldurgans
    @curgaldurgans 7 лет назад +804

    Me: Time to go to sleep
    Cyanide and Happiness: Time to post a video
    Me: Every damn time

  • @manysui12.gaming
    @manysui12.gaming 2 года назад +4

    11:52 I like how he confessed and then drank her spit and wine.
    that was so damn funny

  • @supersonictd7
    @supersonictd7 2 года назад +18

    11:26 if you look at the remote you can see the animation when the dad clicks the button. but when he puts the tape in... the animation is still there. good job ExplosmEntertainment.

    • @bgoinsowo1277
      @bgoinsowo1277 2 года назад +3

      I'm sorry I dont see what youre talking about lol, which probably means it's just a small error anyways

    • @matth227
      @matth227 Год назад +1

      Dude no one cares

    • @noice3788
      @noice3788 11 месяцев назад

      I see

  • @WittyMick03
    @WittyMick03 7 лет назад +729

    "100% of deaths happen on earth" XD

    • @theofu42
      @theofu42 7 лет назад +5

      Michael Withington-Walsh NOT TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @WittyMick03
      @WittyMick03 7 лет назад +34

      Theo F-U your right its more like 99.9 recurring % because 22 people died in space

    • @tanyaradzwagozhora1789
      @tanyaradzwagozhora1789 7 лет назад

      Michael Withington-Walsh negligible

    • @GreatWalker
      @GreatWalker 7 лет назад +21

      +Michael - If we only count human deaths, it is (about) 100 milliard. And 22 people have died in space. This means that 99.999999978% of deaths happen on earth or about 100 % (because we only have two significant figures). If we were to count all deaths, no matter human or not, it would be difficult to even evaluate without rounding.

    • @harveywarren170
      @harveywarren170 7 лет назад

      Simon Smith There have been several billion deaths on earth. And there are more every second. It's ridiculously hard to calculate the percentage of deaths on earth.

  • @lmeza1983
    @lmeza1983 5 лет назад +270

    Grandma's house, the best horror movie I've seen in the last decade and didn't even last a minute! Genius.

  • @camdenrafftery3555
    @camdenrafftery3555 3 года назад +1

    I was 11 when I first watched this channel and I didn’t get many of these jokes. Now, I laugh at every one of these.

  • @IheartWhiteRabbit
    @IheartWhiteRabbit 9 дней назад

    I remember watching this back in 2017 with my friends on a Sunday afternoon. Thank you explosm for making everyones childhood better.

  • @ivybee185
    @ivybee185 5 лет назад +764

    First one at 0:49 she said
    Aww last coin
    Me. But you dropped a bunch of coins when you took out the first one

  • @yan3395
    @yan3395 7 лет назад +520

    6:18 atleast he died hard

  • @dreamtoonfamily
    @dreamtoonfamily 2 года назад +1

    Praying that everyone falls asleep quickly and has a peaceful sleep. Hope you all wake up happy and well rested 😍🍊😍🍊

  • @winnie_the_xi
    @winnie_the_xi 2 года назад +2

    中文字幕配得超好

  • @naileyedofficial4250
    @naileyedofficial4250 4 года назад +94

    8:58 LOL that ending 🤣

    • @SorrowBell
      @SorrowBell 4 года назад +1

      XDD

    • @dreambert9007
      @dreambert9007 4 года назад +3

      At least it’s the most comfortable chair the the galaxy 🤣

    • @Ohforfu
      @Ohforfu Год назад

      What the fu-

    • @SRMC957
      @SRMC957 4 месяца назад

      The ad popped up when he started what the fu-😂😂😂😂

  • @ohboydiamonds
    @ohboydiamonds 3 года назад +193

    "Studies show that 100% of deaths happen right here on Earth"
    The 19 people who have died in space: I'm gonna stop you right there

  • @creatorslab5112
    @creatorslab5112 3 месяца назад +362

    Who all are watching it on 2024 😊

  • @troys1426
    @troys1426 3 года назад +4

    8:14 when the doctor shows what the clipboard says:
    “Rob voted for Hitler”

  • @isaacbrickman4159
    @isaacbrickman4159 4 года назад +140

    Sad Ending
    me: why would you do that?!?!
    Explosion Entertainment: because you said sad Ending.

  • @therealkapitanpipiskin
    @therealkapitanpipiskin 4 года назад +484

    Someone: Oh boy its opposite day!
    Me: but its opposite day
    Same person: uh... but uhhh... uhnamaa... uhh... *vegetative_state.exe has been opened automatically*

    • @Hal-ex2be
      @Hal-ex2be 4 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @Draig-zb2tx
      @Draig-zb2tx 4 года назад +1

      Sometimes?

    • @phumeza7080
      @phumeza7080 4 года назад +4

      Your not wrong

    • @quinnmob1
      @quinnmob1 4 года назад +8

      Out of literally all of the comments in this entire goddamn section
      *This makes the most sense.*

    • @jan_jh739
      @jan_jh739 4 года назад +4

      Asdfmovie x Cyanide and Happiness crossover would be great

  • @mizuchi6022
    @mizuchi6022 10 месяцев назад +2

    Just noticed that the guy with the comfy ass is voiced Arin Hanson. Or at the very least he sounds like him.

  • @vihockeyguy1
    @vihockeyguy1 3 года назад +40

    Sad Ending didn’t make me sad until I got a little dachshund
    Now I can’t watch it

  • @JayLavish
    @JayLavish 4 года назад +71

    13:14 is when the child was scarred for life

  • @somerandomnoob4781
    @somerandomnoob4781 3 года назад +213

    15:08 those guys would literally survive scp-173

    • @aminm3470
      @aminm3470 3 года назад +5

      Woah

    • @sgsalmon5100
      @sgsalmon5100 3 года назад +5

      Oh yea

    • @tjvillareal7517
      @tjvillareal7517 3 года назад +5

      Haha

    • @bicillenium4019
      @bicillenium4019 3 года назад +2

      What’s that?

    • @dl0g09
      @dl0g09 3 года назад +6

      @@bicillenium4019 the famous peanut
      Search scp foundation wiki on google you will know what we talking about

  • @jakobsavsek7351
    @jakobsavsek7351 Год назад +1

    This was my first episode to ever watch of cyainde and happines and i watch it till this day

  • @feroiznavoz
    @feroiznavoz 2 года назад +12

    me lembro ate hoje quando esse video foi lançado recebi a notificaçao adorava assistir esses desenhos

  • @Surreal-K404
    @Surreal-K404 5 лет назад +1259

    I don't understand how her baby ended up in the crane machine in the first place.

    • @scrongus1959
      @scrongus1959 5 лет назад +88

      I think she had no baby in the first place.

    • @aqua_jell-o4686
      @aqua_jell-o4686 5 лет назад +11

      Exactly

    • @jacklao4670
      @jacklao4670 5 лет назад +32

      She was holding that baby in the photo...

    • @sisi_skyes4991
      @sisi_skyes4991 5 лет назад +15

      She dropped a few coins as well she had a few mo gos

    • @ABH565
      @ABH565 5 лет назад +21

      maybe her baby already pass away.. the bawling ball & cucumber is just her imagination of her baby

  • @dudeidk9522
    @dudeidk9522 3 года назад +227

    “Oh no last coin”
    Me: that’s not even your baby

    • @katsukisleftcoochielip
      @katsukisleftcoochielip 3 года назад +7

      And when she tried suffocating it 💀 lmfao wtf

    • @desireheard3540
      @desireheard3540 3 года назад +3

      I think that was the joke

    • @horseradish2184
      @horseradish2184 3 года назад

      That’s the joke.

    • @unreal727
      @unreal727 3 года назад

      @@horseradish2184 I still don’t get the jok

    • @horseradish2184
      @horseradish2184 3 года назад +5

      @@unreal727 the joke is that she wasn’t aiming for the baby, rather the pickle. THAT was her baby.

  • @StealthBomber422
    @StealthBomber422 6 месяцев назад

    It's been so long since I've watched Cyanide and Happiness 😂😂

  • @AmbrociousXP
    @AmbrociousXP 26 дней назад +1

    I NEEDED THIS TODAY!

  • @ErickTorres-cl8fc
    @ErickTorres-cl8fc 7 лет назад +57

    the dog part got me

  • @freeaccountbadpassword3206
    @freeaccountbadpassword3206 4 года назад +95

    I remember watching this 2 years ago at my school and the teacher was behind me the whole time

  • @AAAAAAAA-_
    @AAAAAAAA-_ 11 месяцев назад +2

    I didnt think id feel bad with the dog in the “sad ending” one.

  • @Lawrence_Krystle
    @Lawrence_Krystle Год назад +1

    Well technically there's a few people that got "lost" out in space missions, so they didn't die on earth. 99.9999999999999999% to a whole new level