Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - #1
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- Опубликовано: 3 ноя 2016
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Wow, look at all these shorts! Just look at them!
Birthday Boy
Dairy Aisle
Flight Safety
The Rope
Big Sausage Pizza
Fitness Buff
Sinking Ship
Pregnancy
Divorce
The Duet
Pinocchio
Junk Mail
Cyanide and Happiness delivers daily comics to your face-hole on www.explosm.net since 2005! 
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1:57 the fact that the milk bottles are gonna open the human by rotating his head until it's snaps and then drink his blood afterwards makes it darker
Fuck you too
But seriously
What's the problem?
Hot Chick jackass
I thought they were gonna take him home and eat him
What makes it worse is that you can't close the human when they finish pouring a glass of blood which makes it harder to refrigerated after opening
0:34 that kid in the background is looking at his cake like it utterly betrayed him.
Lmao
XD
*H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y S O N*
The kids like
"YOU BETRAYED ME CHOCLATE FLAVOUR"
Accurate
can we just talk about how good these voice actors are?
they sound so genuine
For real
Most of them are RUclipsrs still. I know I seen Arin Hanson in the credits of one
Reals
Junk mail is still one of the greatest shorts Explosm has ever released
I just noticed that the people who got junk mail back in the day are slowly dying out and idk how to feel about that. For this clip to lose relevance would be devastating
I agree! It’s fun to watch and the end is relatable. I got so many of these junk mails about ghosts, the most famous one in my school was about a boy named Johnny I think
Fr tho, i just started rewatching these recently after 4 years or smth and I found junk mail again
"Dead" is amazing too
Yes😊
i just realized that literally every single birthday party hosted by Explosm is going to scar the children for life
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That divorce scene was sooo smooth on the Dad’s part.
Lol ikr. Thought the same thing. Lmaooo
That is literally manipulation.
@@orbeezeater i dont think he gets it XD
@@rainfyre2694 But you were cool with the dad taking the bullet before the walked in the room as he said he would be the bad guy and the mom was happy about that? yeah...take your "manipulation" to your Zoe Quinn fan club website....
@@Saintbow damnnnnnmmnmmmnnnnnnnnn
14:32 wasnt expecting that💀
lol. Me either, I was like what just happened?
Same here 😭
coming back to this as a kid from 5 years ago, i finally understood most of what i didnt realize before lmfao
Same broo
I'm guessing you were around 6 years of age.
saaaaame
The only memorable dark humor channel that didn’t get demonitized. Stay forever.
Well that just means they don’t make money on the video I thjnk
Explosm got demonitzed a lot of times actually.
Now demonetization isn’t as powerful anymore.
B true
What about adult swim
@@minatonamikase9099 they're a cable network and the videos from RUclips are just portions of what they actually post in the network so they can care less about RUclips and will still be able to make lots of money.
1:45 that’s why when your dad goes to get some milk he never comes back
Oh really I did not know
Oh shit! A rat!!!
1:51
Fas. Mu. Vidro. Legao
Lolololo
I probably shouldnt have watched this when i was 8
I watched this when I was 6 lol
FRRR
only 12 likely
Yuh
Dawg im only 9 and i am fricking laughing my head off at this stuff.
I remember watching this when i was 7 myself, and i loved this. I watched this once a week for like 2 months. I found this and the nostalgia is crazy, but damn. I was a messed up kid
1:14: girl is at a party where a horse gets killed.
10:37: same girl is on a sinking boat.
Man, I feel bad for her.
Dang she's been through some stuff
and she has the same pose
Same
I feel bad for her too
Same
I remember when cyanide and happiness was a small website that featured daily comics. Never knew that they grew into animations. Mind blown.
hi there um they meant before that
I'm an og on RUclips
I'm not talking about my account
I watched RUclips in 2015
These are 2013 animations lol
That's so true
@@skrtyyy thats not even og
i watch from 2012
For those who don’t get the context of the “Pregnancy” Short, Basically The Doctor was having a flashback of how when he helped his wife give birth to a baby, he couldn’t see the baby, and told her it was a “Phantom Pregnancy” when she was having a baby, but he didn’t believe her and the wife may have died during birth and since the baby couldn’t be pushed out, her and the baby died, so the entire animation may have been somewhat real, but also may have been a flashback to when the Doctor lost his wife, and possibly his job as well, as The Hospital flashes to a run-down room.
"What the fuck are you taking about jessie?"
Where did you get this idea dude, were you high?
@@carlos8302 nah
Explosm was
But it could also be a phantom pregnancy in the that woman and hospital were the phantoms.
Where'd you got that info?
The bird whistling back during the jaunty tune kills me every time.
This whole compilation is just “they had us in the first half, not gonna lie”
Lol
Yeah that's pretty much the entire series lol
Ikr
🔫(^^)
Yeah pretty much
I saw people confused so I’ll explain. The joke with the pregnancy one is that ‘phantom pregnancy’ is like the baby isn’t real, but in this case the baby was the only thing that was real
Ace Q thanks! I was very confused.
Ace Q Thanks a lot.I finally get it.
Thas pretty fuggin scary ngl
thanks! I still don't get ot btw lol
ohhhh, I rlly didnt get it at first thx
I remember watching these compilations under my covers when I was younger. Should an 11 year old have been watching this? Absolutely not, but I truly think these videos have formed my dark, dry sense of humor I have now and it brings back nostalgic memories 😌😌
I use to love to watch this when i was like 7
Me and my friends were 12 when we discovered this channel XD
@@sleepy0001same
Same, I was around 11 when I watched these, but I'm glad I understand dark humor😂😂
@@sleepy0001real
I see them still smile at each other. Even though they aren't together anymore, it doesn't mean they aren't together as friends. That bond...is still beautiful
“You ate a poison”
Frizzy Bizzyinc BRUH
Noone:
Not a single soul:
Me: stab stab stab stab stab (etc.)
69th like
E but i have to say I found a video that you can eat anything even dirt and a dimond pickaxe
*It was very effective*
The first short was like something jigsaw would do
GinGerBread _MoDz yeah
Ture
Ikr
GinGerBread _MoDz yeah
Wanna play a game?
man 14:05 although its shitty and underhanded he played her like a fucking fiddle XD
Who remembers watching this as a kid???
Me
I saw this when I was 11. I’m 19 now and I’ve never been the same
It's nice to see how far this community has come.
Yeah well you haven't evolved since 2011 XD (Just a joke)
Killing horses for an outdated Xbox
5slenderman5 no
WATZ UP yes you can
Ok, yeah I realize what people are saying in how they didn't really grow. Just leave the comment.
The kind of dark humor I needed while in quarantine.
Kevin Cherizard yes
Kevin Cherizard same
I know btw I just noticed this is like saw the movie where you have choices of death and lige
Same 😂
I'm pretty sure its the dark humor we all currently need
Who still remembers this 5 years later? Cause I sure as hell do
"Oof, that's the knife."
And the cute Panda's all fine!
🐼😍
I had two questions from first video:
1. How did he manage to get xbox inside the horse
2. Why
Well then my friend the reason was that.... well... the kid wanted Xbox. It’s simple
@GOLD PANCAKE wrong
Surgery
To teach the son a lesson
Big Mouth he stuffed the Xbox up the horses ass
this green shirt guy a legend, he friggin ate a six-foot hotdog in two bites
Mr. Mann. He boutta make me act up😳😂
😨
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I can’t like your comment because it has 420 likes sorry
@@awesome_66 thank
it's been 5 years since i watched this, but it brings back so many memories that i'm liking this in 2023
Fr same I didn’t get much of them because I was a innocent autistic kid back then but now I fully understand them now that I’ve grown up 💀
The fact I watched this at such a young age and understood the jokes scares me 😂😂
I'm dead ,I feel bad about the kids who saw his thing,in a pizza box
KissbabyGirl baby sucks
I was one of them..
Just say dick
Yeah I'd be upset if I saw an undercooked sausage as well
300k subscribers no vedio !!! Hes ding dong
PlotTwist: The cake was actually poison and the dad committed mass murder.
Lol
@mr.cheese dude wtf
@silvally you know you can use just words and not whatever that was
LOL 😆
@YeetKid Are you Okay in Real Life
10:45 is sooooooo 2023
12:05 literally steven universe.
Dad: There is *poison* in this cake!
Me: **Chewing intensifies**
This comment is underrated😂😂😂😂😂
Ah yes free death
._.
@@Waycens get it?!??!! its blatant dark humor with nothing else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You ate *a* poison
No matter how many times I see the pregnancy short it still gives me chills
Seriously! What the Hell was that about? 😳
I think its a back to the future joke
@@danceman1070 How so?
Replying so I get notifications
@@adrianpalomino6450 Because the woman disapears and her name is mcfly
OK, the Pinocchio one got me laughing out loud. 😆😆😆
Who Else is watching this six years later?
7years layer
look at the boy’s shirt at 13:43
Xd
Thats deep
Adi lol
*MAGIC*
*Magic*
Junk Mail is the most legendary cartoon ;D
JD! yo ikr :D
JD! yo ikr! It was first
Leipä
they should make lyrics out of it!
JD! yo you could say he...DIED HARD
"Now you choose to either kill the pony-"
Me with a chainsaw: Say no more old man.
1:48 thats why my dad did not comeback with the milk
On the sausage pizza one I was expecting her to get a normal pizza and then in the credits she would start making out with it and stuff. Never expected that though...
omfg me too, low key feel bad for the kids at the birthday party. Jesus, why are birthday parties always scarring when it comes to Explosm?
Neither did the children 😈
@@thepofam2 XD Soo true
Poor kids 😔
Lol
I think what's on everyone's mind is how did the xbox get inside of the horse
Yup
Its a seed.
Horse ate it through sits dickhole
Wait no idk
Anal insertion
14:10 😂😂😂
9:50
Why men live longer than women:
So that’s why my dad never came back from buying milk
SomeSneakyCamper This is stolen
@@imreallynotimportant258 how answer me
@@flaming5004 right a bove your comment there is another comment saying that from 5 months ago
Indeed
@@gabrieldahlgren7080 holy sh! your rigjt
Guy dies
Everyone: *still dancing*
The bird: *sad bird noises*
I loved that bird :(
At least the bird cares for him.
@@leotalor76 ye
@@leotalor76 I feel like the guy and the bird can be bffs
@@reesesinyobowl what the f-
maybe that what happens when our dad doesn’t come back when he said “i’ll get milk brb”
I love that one guy in the flight safety video that just started throwing chairs at everyone
You don't drink milk, the milk drinks you.
Edward Elric: I KNEW IT!
Human goes to Dairy Aisle
Gets snatched by Homovorous Dairy
Dairy surfing at Human Aisle
@@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824 i love you :3 XD
@Jr Aguilera aww darn lol
يا إلهي
Oh no
This is what I watch when I'm not able to sleep
Canadian Stopmotion ikr
Canadian Stopmotion That's exactly what I'm doing right now!😂
Canadian Stopmotion me to
+abby.m0nster
Oh,same it's 12:15 midnight but I still cant FUCKING sleep
iGold The Cat you momster
The divorce 💀💀💀
Na na the sausage pizza ond was out of context like bruh💀☠️
"That's right...
*You ate a poison!"*
*_Speech 100_*
and he died
@@carlolever5100 way to be a party pooper.
surgeon 100, literally put a xbox in that horse without a scar xD
Desenho horroroso 🤬
if you still remember those animation times
You deserve a veteran medal.
Thx
Thx
@@FlyingFlowewe thx
this and happy tree friends
Ye
i’ve been watching this since i was like 11, these have helped me through some tough times, thank you to all the people who make these
I thought the second one was an a-ha meme from family guy
At the last that was a bit sad, when the dude died and the only one who really cried was the bird.
I glad u understand me
I think it’s also partly cuz they didn’t get any money or recognition
That got me too :c
he was loyal
In his defense, everyone gets those “ghost of a dead girl” emails at least twice a week. He was right to be skeptical.
but he should of seen it coming considering the other "junk" mails were honest
Right? I get those all the time, and I almost never get haunted!
@@epsilon-eleven almost?
Wait, seriously? I haven’t seen one of those since like 2006
Twice a week? I've never got one of those even once.
THE MEMORIES
This was a compilation of "Never let em know you're next move"
They got a D- instead of an F because the one guy remembered how to inflate the raft
OOOOOH
so thats why
That makes sense
But inside the aircraft
Ellazy chavito still he opended it.
And the guy who breathed the Oxygen Mask
You know I feel that the divorce one actually has happened somewhere in the world
It happened to me
Lol 😆
@@HamzaShams_ it happened to me too
@@cc2314 were both unlucky and sad 😔😔😔
Primordius Darkmoon probably
1:51 top 10 reasons dads never come back with the milk
My introduction into the Worm Hole of H&C’s dark humor 😂
I don't get why they never made some sort of sequel to junk mail, that's like one of their best if not then actually the best skit they've ever made
David Llamas Sinking Ship was pretty good, too.
IHATEYOU DOTORG it was based on the Titanic
David Llamas
no I think pull my finger XD
David Llamas
I still unironically start to tear up at the end of "junk mail"
Yeah it always gets me. The bird is the only one that really cared about the guy.
@@ceddyd exactly!
@@ceddyd poor bird
"the divorce" will go down in history as one of the most perfectly crafted skits ever created.
I have not seen these animations in a while, I've missed you Cyanide & Happiness, thank god you showed up on my feed
Did the pizza one make anyone else crack up??😂
Aanndd that will beee 12.95
Me
Why don't they have a real Pizza service like that
@@doginhat13 IDK
@@professionalcommentstealer5271 people need to make it
The birthday boy is TOO INNOCENT to kill a pony
1:23 why again?
Well he does seem a bit spoiled when he realizes that he got the pony
@@D12Lucygraybaird yeah you could be right
I Hate The father
@@Spesnom me 2.
@@ronnisatterwhite8272 How Could He Do That ? If I Was The Kid I Would Kill The Father
The divorce dad was so real 😂
6 years later and the milk one is one of the most simple comedic ones, yet soo fkn funny
14:35
Who's willing to bet that this is someone's ring tone?
Joshua Anderson changing mine to it
Same
Can you tell me how to do that
It's my cousin's ringtone he's a big fan
Joshua Anderson wait how can I make it mine, plz tell me
That pregnancy one could totally be a hit horror movie.
I want to know MORE 🙌🙌❤️
Can someone please explain what's going on in that scene
@@ItsAzurian yeah because i never knew what it was about
There is a similar movie where a guy brings his family to the hospital and them they disappear.
@@yasininn76 ah fracture?
@@SniperMania if i remember correctly, yes
Oh this takes me back, I was a wild 8 year old back then
Be honest we all watched this as kids 😂
IKR ME AND MY BROTHER USED TO WATCH THIS ALOT AS KIDS😂
The pregnancy scared me like hell
There can be only one highlander
Yep
Mev Cilbox OMG THE STORY BEHIND THAT is that he suffer chrama of his wife firing after her giving birth to a kid so he goes crazy thinking that that all actually happened 🥺
I didn’t get the pregnancy bit someone please explain
100ty like
1:52 so that's what happened to all those dads who never came back 😕
OH I GET IT CAUSE THEY SAY THEY JUST WENT TO THE STORE
That why they all was say they are going to go get milk
Oh. My. Gosh. You are so right! I WILL SAVE YOU ALLL!
Oh, 😂-😭
Alisha Simon So true
Bro gave him trauma for his birthday 💀💀💀
Shark Dad could learn a thing or two from that first short.
Who else has already watched all these episodes
YoungHalfBlood XP Yup
honestly only seen like 3-4 of the ones in this video. been regularly binging these and can't believe that I hadn't seen the one in which the kid kills a horse.
The one I didn't see in this video was The Divorce.
YoungHalfBlood XP 123 that was me
YoungHalfBlood XP meee
The titanic one made me die laughing
Tanner Crowe yeah
Willking 01 oh yeah
Tanner Crowe no he is dieing call a ambulance he's laughing to death
Tanner Crowe the titanic made me cry a little
The Awesomeness
The kings of comedy.
Junk mail is one of the best ones they ever did!
15:24 legend has it he is still drilling
But not with the drill😏
@@xenodrone3367 with his old DICK
omg😳💀
Bloxerstar CEO of E.D.
Aids
13:56
WaIt WhY, MoOOooOm
YoU MonstEr
Wait does that mean....
*SWEET HOME ALABAMA*
Lol
@@_that_deathmetal_dude2399 1
“The Duet” damn near tipped me over laughing
I remember this extremely old videos but they were so frickin AWSOME AND KEWLLLL.
The first short.
A way to traumatize the hell out of your child
Then he won't be a complaining little bitch anymore. But it might cost a lot in therapy
Philippe Bouchard no just smack him til he forgets
@@bubbubthealmighty9240 lol!
Chad Daddy good for you as that’s how you make a man
Thats 20 years of therapy for him
15:25
Holy crap! I think he took the word "serious"
The "Big Italian Sausage Pizza" being delivered to the wrong house.
I remember watching this like 5 years ago :)
To this day, I still whistle/hum the tune of Junk Mail.
LOL the divirce 9ne
i still remember that
IZARO CELAYETA
MineITGirl
????
I see I have entered into the "its time to go to bed now" section of RUclips
Wut
YES
Well no shit
Yup
Its 3am... i should sleep...
Pov: you're Binge watching all the compilations
thats why dads dont go back after buying milk 1:42