Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - #3
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- Опубликовано: 29 июн 2024
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Wow, compilation #3! Which short was your favorite?!
(We don't actually care... or do we)?
Seagull
Tell My Wife
Totally Forgot
The Beard
The Wardrobe
Public Bathroom
Ted Bear
Carousel
Put 'Em Down
Dentist
Mother's Day Cake
Man's Best Friend
Cyanide and Happiness delivers daily comics to your face-hole on www.explosm.net since 2005! 
Приколы
“We’re under a bacon tree!”
True heaven
I prefer the hambush
Vegans and vegaterians: REALLY??
I agree
Pizzaismehlife :3 yes
Not if you're a vegan or Jewish 😂
Timestamps for each video:
0:00 - Seagull
0:47 - Tell My Wife
3:29 - Totally Forgot
4:03 - The Beard
5:29 - The Wardrobe
6:32 - Public Bathroom
8:05 - Ted Bear
12:38 - Carousel
13:07 - Put 'Em Down
16:04 - Dentist
17:50 - Mother's Day Cake
18:30 - Man's Best Friend
Not A Potato thx
Not A Potato Idk, I wouldn't trust anyone who isn't a potato.
Not A Potato i cant help the feeling that you are a potato but you want people to think you are not a potato.
Not A Potato you know it says the titles when it starts...
Not A Potato, Are you certain you're not a potato? Everybody likes potatoes!
When that dude said *"AW DUDE MY FUCKING SANDWICH"* I felt that on an emotional level so damn bad to the point I began to tear up.
Ya I literally cringed watching that
Ghey
You should replace that r in your name with a u
@@mincraffkoolistgam4557 that's rude af
lol
I Just Noticed The Dogs have limbs and the humans have sticks for arms
No wonder the dog won lmao
So I have limbs and u guys ddont
@@the.one.dipsteruck
@Red Cyndaquilladode
Can't be rippin' of stick dog.
I love how fire dash just keeps saying his name and where he is from while his mom and the doctor are arguing
That part Fuckin Gets Me 🤣🤣🤣
Lol
Go, Firedash! Use Flamethrower!
He’s a magical dog boy
@Victor Gulei Though not many furries are actually that complicated xD, these days. None are as hardcore as this depiction xD.
14:45
*Did anyone else notice that Firedash is saying things but his mouth isn't moving* XD lol
Ne
Lel
Pyro foxes don't need to move their mouths to talk
I should know, I'm a toaster
Morse code
Edge Gaming XD
It's sad to see how Ted Bear let go, I grew up watching his shows. I was devastated when I heard that he died :(, but the way he treated the camera crew was messed up. I felt bad for them, but I still love and will always miss Ted Bear.
what?! how did he treat his camera crew I didn't know about this!
@@dewdropped its in the vid i was cofused too
I know how ya feel
Yea... it was very very sad for me to see him go...
(Fun fact: I expected to come into the replies and see atleast one person who would have been like "UHM ACTUALLYYYYYY 🤓🤓🤓 THIS IS JUST AN ANIMATION ON RUclips 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓 ITS NOT A REAL PERSON AND THAT WORLD ISNT EVEN REAL STUPID 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓")
Fr rest in pace Ted bear ❤😔🤍
“Pffft, eulgh, blah. Raiiisins”
I could toast to that
When life drops a bomb, drop the F bomb
- quote of the century
Would be if that’s what they said
wow i pressed kn everybodys icon on comments and i. figured out u got gacha. 👍👍
America after japan bomde puerile harbor
@@hornydiscord Pearl Harbor
"I'm a tri-gender Pyrofox."
I f***ing died watching that.
Actually it’s fire dash
My brain cells left the chat.
What's a tri gender
And what's a pyro fox
Rest in peach.
furry
The Furry physically killed me.
The mom physically killed the furry
That means that if you physically kill the mom, you have a proper game of janken
What furry? There was an otherkin, but there was no furry.
@@bebephoque7998 what difference? I see a similarity, but not a difference.
@@Vexxifyy Furries don't think they're an animal. Otherkin do.
On that seagull one, his infuriation is so satisfying. 0:40.
i felt bad because he seemed so appreciative and amazed
“AWWWWWW MY FU*KING SANDWICH!!”
I like seagulls
@@ManDrake47 no one asked
@@Ihaveagasmask I did
Rip Ted Bear
*Killed by BEAR trap*
Caleb Peck ok
He didn't die
Bear tred
And he was alive the next day
Yes we all noticed that
After rewatching that ted bear video from like 4 years ago, I just realized ted BEAR died from a BEAR TRAP
Cool Guy McGee no he didnt
Cool Guy McGee that took you way too long lol.
TruKaveKiller oh found the other ones lol?
shut the fuck up
Ted Bear was voiced by Egoraptor!
When I saw the expiration date on the milk in Ted Bear, I immediately looked at the date this video was released to see if there was some sort of relation.
Was there?
Well this is a compilation tho
The date on the milk was the sell by date not a expiration date.
There actually is, on the original it was made on August 21, which is exactly 1 month ahead of the experation date
@@vcreativeart16 it’s also today, my birthday 😂
I loved the beard! That would make a great satirical sci-fi comedy movie.
Or horror
Scps be like
It's just like the flying pink mustaches that destroyed Ding Dong's home world.
17:37
My biggest fear isn’t finding him, it’s watching him swallow
Same 🤣🤣🤣
I want to throw up
Yeaaa ew
Littaritly same tho
It makes it more disgusting
12:39 did anyone else see that the top of the carousel was spinning the opposite direction of the animals on it?
Lettuce Exists everywhere DUUUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN also wtf explosm get your shit together
That’s how that naturally are
Yus boie
StoooooOOOoOP
Blowing my min pls
I never expected Ted Bear to be taken out by a dessert island.
11:51 legend has it that the ted bear survived
Well actually your right he just made a cocoon from his former body he continues his show after his former bodies funeral
U need to put a watermark on these videos so fake channels cant steal it
More people have to like this so they can see
Black Adder Gaming true
or shitty meme instagram accounts
there was a watermark on the dental diploma
Black Adder Gaming true
"There's no such thing as a fruit fish"
Ted Bear: well, your right it's actually a crustacean
Haha
bongo the psychopath yah u are
creamchizpie_5 what
Kids are in a range
I knew it! I knew it! I knew it wasn’t a fish, but a crustacean.
I wanted to *p u k E* xD
15:57 is the most satisfying thing I’ve seen in a cyanide and happiness video
Why
@@calypsosnowy cus the furry died
"WE NEED A MEDIC!"
THAT WAS THE MEDIC!
Hahaha. Classic Vanoss reference
We Need The MeeM
@@milgomeelaw895 pootis spencer here
Bonk
MeeM
Engineer Gaming
Your Mother
@@thepizzatime3502 mentlegen
The last one...
I just can't
Lmao, I expected the dog to win and come back but when they kissed... nah meng ahaha
Boi
Olivia Wang wow though
"Tell My Wife" is like when your two friends are fighting and they don't wanna talk to each other so your the one that has to deliver the messages
I mean you ain't wrong xD
Happens to my sibilings so they’re like MOM TELL MY SISTER SHES FAT and she does it and the other says MOM TELL HER SHE HASNT SEEN HERSELF
It happened every time with my parents
Yes!!!!
Happens to me
Something about Ted Bear poking the dead lizard and staring back at the camera killed me. 🤣
‘Mothers day cakes’ by cyanide and happiness
Me: literrally
I love your pic. I too am a fnaf fan
"Public Bathroom" is probably more accurate than ever right now
WDYM?
@@aba_kotw6865 covid-19 with the tissue
)
Dude like that was my best
@@luhjerry5947 toilet paper doesn't cure corona
@@Enriquito445 no it's because the beginning of the pandemic
Toilet paper has been flying off the shelves at every store and more difficult to find any
Can you please make a compilation of the compilation videos after this? Just in case I missed any
Then make a compilation of the compilation of the compilation videos
Simran Zenov nope!
And then a compilation of compilation of compilation of cats and I lost my train of thought.
Simran Zenov
There's a playlist
CATL0V3R DOGS SUCK I lost the train. It's bad cus I'm the driver.
Knowing Arin Hansen voices Ted bear makes it so much funnier lol
He does?!
@@samhenley7156
Yep!! The game grump himself voices Ted Bear lol
18:23 I almost felt bad for him.
you shouldn’t
he put rat poison in the cake
For people who like dark humor
A perfect 100 likes
Yesssss lol
It's called cyanide and happiness for a reason
I love this sizzle better then mourning about depressing evil shit
A perfect 472 likes
''actually its fire dash i'm a pyro fox from the forest planet.''
I'm a trigender pyrofox
Hunter lugo I still love that line from I first watched it xD
Hunter lugo no ur a tri gender pyro fox
Kkk Dur um, that's an otherkin. Like the different between a lion and a tiger. Similar things, but they're both completely different species. :)
Hunter lugo I'm trigender
7:17
I like how he washed his hands before fighting.
Pros have STANDARDS
Edit: my dumbass misspelled standards XD
The mothers day cake one reminded me of my mom and I know she's looking up at me
Ted bear was ended by his arch enemy the "bear trap"
Ted Bear *VS* Bear Trap
*BEAR TRAP WINS!FATALITY!*
What about nedd bear?
The irony
@@Jaknightshadeuser quite an irony bear trap, or maybe a steely one... either way...
@@mastersombrastudios6837 bearalidy
Ted Bear, don't climb that bacon tree! It's actually a Hambush!
You made me read this with my own eyes
So punny
Lol
3:55 this is what I call a masterpiece of plot twist
I love how in the first one he aint even worried how his whole head got decapitated but a SEAGULL😀classic👌🏾
The first I thought the seagull would poop on the sandwich just before he ate it
I thought the seagull was gonna take the sandwich.
Dovahkiin You must be new here...anyone that has watched C&H for a while knows the ending will never be what you first expect.
I thought a bunch of guys were gonna assault him for the sandwich
Annoying Dog I thought he was gonna get the sandwich and the guy would be extremely TRIGGERED. 😂
Annoying Dog I thought it will poop in his mouth
Just my luck ...
*Eats muffin*
Mmm- *spits it out*
RAiSiNs
Lol
He needs more milk hahaha
WHY DONT PPL LIKE RAISINS
Gacha Kitty its DISGUSTANG
RISINGS
The little subtitle things are what really make this hilarious. Especially for the last part with the dog
4 years later and I’m still dying of laughter from this vid
what about 7
I want a bacon tree
Me to
I don't like bacon. That's why I don't like my older sister lol.
I dont like crispy i like em soft and squishy... but yet still a bit cooked
You perv
Me three.
Same I neve
r ate bacon
These are a good way to catch the episodes I never realized I missed. Like that seagull one.
exactly
Ohhh my fucking C&H episode!
SoraRoxas528 Yeah, I didn't see that one either.
SoraRoxas528 ikr
SoraRoxas528 yeah
Anybody watching this with subtitles is gonna have twice the laughs hahaha I see you subtitle man
Ted bear and the quest through candy land.
When you're so concerned about the environment you recycle your own videos
nice b8
when their jokes dont work like they used to before.
Peravit Raviruchiphun lol the ad right before this was for the environment XD
Peravit Raviruchiphun GOTEEM
Peravit Raviruchiphun Oh shit XD
11:46 I guess you could say it's a "Bear" trap :D
Kill me. Please.
HhahahahahahahhaahhaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahhahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahHHhahahaHhhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhhhahhahhhahahahhhhahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahshahahahahhahahayahahahhahahahahahhahahahahagaygayagahahahhhahhahhahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhuauahahhahahahhahahahahahhhhahahahhhhhhhahhahhhhahhhahahhhahhahahhahahahahahahhhahahahahahahaha
Arisa_ БЛЯТЬ yes because it is now get out
Seven Productions a ted BEAR trap
Seven Productions Well, you asked him to get out...
now YOU have to get out cuz you are a pun hater and i am a pun lover. so thats why.
Good one
When the dog put his paws around the woman then made out with her was completely hilarious like the entire video! This series is one of the best ones that I’ve seen on RUclips. Much appreciated from the creator’s of these wonderful videos from cyanide & happiness!
I rediscovered these guys after years. I specifically remembered the salt short where the guys prank his friend with the old salt shaker trick, and now I’ve gone down one of the best rabbit holes of your guys’ content
lesson: NEVER TOUCH SOMEONE'S BEARD 4:57
Can I atleast Touch they’re hair?
Bear is that hair and boys in this they have no hair only kids
The beard's an alien
Lynnikins Yang I know sound weird but....can I touch a beard 🧔?
"Actually it's fire dash"
my name is fire dash, I'm a pyrofox
I'm a trigender pyrofox
hey guys
From the forest planet
And judging by your profile picture... I'd say you can relate to that huh
The captions are hilarious. At 7:29. (90% of this is thumping, and screaming. I'm not even going to try)
This is the humor I need during quarantine
I want to live in the Ted Bear universe. I want a bacon tree!
and remember that fucking mountain??
Same
Connor Tyler yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Connor Tyler Same here
Connor Tyler i wonder how different will a turkey bacon tree will look like.
RIP Ted Bear. . . You won't be forgotten
@browdy 170 ted bear is like bear grills but he finds food in they're natural habitat
If we lived in this universe hell I would purposely get lost just for the hell of it xD that means normal food is live animals and gross trash probably
Plot twist he never made it out of the forest this is all been hallucination
He survived
Cant believe ted bear taught me stuff 4 years ago when I watched it, Little did I know i am now learning it in high school
I was watching these old compilations when i was 15. Now im coming back as an adult and well, it's different.
"I'm a tri-gender pyrofox." This pretty much sums up 2016.
THETS SECKCIST
Error 404: Planet not found "that's" "sexist"
Pretty much sums up the rest of society in the coming years
Yep.
Shiny Raven what's wrong with being a brony? I'm a brony and I'm fine
This the stuff you watch when you in bed bout to sleep you find everything funny😭
Mariam sameee
Yes its funny
Lmao its always funny😂😂
Not gonna lie, it’s 3:01 and that’s exactly what I’m doing.😭
Literally me right now!!!
So that's where the seagull got the meat from.
0:40 its funny how he's more concerned about losing his sandwich than losing his head
I'm firedash, I'm a tri-gender pyrofox.
-Firedash wins and starts making out with Exadien's gf
dubstep is cringy
Parker Murphy I don't appreciate you referring to me as a cis gender human male.
Parker Murphy From the forest planet
Parker Murphy shhhhhh, quiet poppet. Soon you'll FINally be FREE.
The dentist one was disturbing to say the least
K
I almost threw up
Came back to watch it again.... still disturbing
Believers yt potassium
SirBallBag oh no we have a oh yeah yeah soldier
Ted Bear's sad compilation of pictures after his death makes me unironically sad every time
This with the dog at the end was so random 😂😂
Put on cc its even better 😂
Someone needs to genetically engineer a Bacon Tree
that would be awesome
Echo why did you reply to your own comment
Echo YES
Echo finally vegans can taste bacon
Checkmate vegans
Ted bear is teaching us how to survive a super market
1:50 haha she didn't miss him hahahahaha
4:47 SpringLock Failure
Ted bear adventurous into the dangerous grocery store 😂😂
Emily Kagan ???
7:17 I'm glad he washed his hands
Me too
The other one didn't tho
Me too
This channel keeps me happy.
I started to watch videos with captions because I slowly am losing my hearing or everywhere around me is slowly getting louder. Either way, I love those subtitles 😂
The clip where she said
When he is done dying he can clean the garage
*kArEn MoMeNt*
Bruh cringe
I Couldn't Stop Laughing At The Pyrofox One, His Tone In His Voice Is SO Sarcastic! XD
I know right😂😋😜
Doge Brown I can't hear anything because I'm in church
I am so glad you are looking for. If you have a good time. looking for a few minuteswalk away, but the page you are looking at the moment, but the best, as I .
lol why are u watching while church time kid
Doge Brown I can't hear anything cause I'm in school and i forgot my headphones
Ted bear predicted bugsnax
Did not expect that "totally forgot" ending 😬
I read a book (who does that nowadays XD) where someone stranded on an island just like Ted Bear, with the paradisic food growing all over the place, but in the end when he was big and fat it turned out that the island is actually a living thing which grows all the food to attract strangers and make them fat and then swallows them and eats them. Kinda felt reminded of that.
Felix Klenk name of the book pls
"Die 13½ Leben des Käpt'n Blaubär". I have no idea if there is an English translation. Also, it sounds like a children's book, but it isn't.
Felix Klenk alles klar xD
That was made into a movie, in 2012!
thirteen and a half lives of captain bluebear
saw ted bear and a #3 in the title and now im sad...
zaxex21 why
zaxex21 patience ;)
Yeah.. Oh well then
zaxex21 dude i dont know how but ur yt image is the same thing i drew THAT SAME IMAGE HOW
Doge The Dog that's creepy, if it was me I would be so freaked out
2:19 had me crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Men we all learned a lesson today and thats never trust lions coming out of a closet
Man I got to work in the morning but I cant stop watching these videos any body else got the same problem give a thumbs up
phat cat mouse killer me!
Yup definitely same problem
I saw this in a other video
I don’t work but I woke up at 1 am and got on my phone
Yeah with school lel
Dad: hey (insert name here) dinner is ready
Me: Uhh, my name is Firedash. I am a pyrofox from the magical forest planet.
Infern0 Kurt
69 likes
Inferno0
My little pony refrence LOL
Infern0 lmao
1:40 she looks like selena gomez
I always watch this channel with captions to see if there is something funny thats gonna show up and there is
I’m done, “Put ‘em down” is still accurate to this day.
Indeed. By the way, is it just me, or does the mother in "put 'em down" kinda look like scout's mother from TF2?
I want to live where ted bear lives so much candy
Master Gaming2019 Soooooo many diabetes😍😍😍
to whomever captioned this, thank you so much lmmfao
Bro I was watching this in class and I was dying luckily I didn’t burst out lol
the spit sucking one made me cringe like never before
ZoonYT ikr
I believe flinch is the right word
ZoonYT th swallow was the worst part.
which one are u talkin bout
I gagged
18:17 kill em with kindness has a whole new meaning
5:06 that should be an SCP
1:23 hes lung shot but he still can breath long enough
Isn’t anybody gonna talk about the end scene 😂😂😂
Edit: WOAH I DIDNT EXPECTED THAT MANY LIKES :0
We don’t talk about that scene
Luchi gacha time stamp pls?
I,m dead
@@xylarbadon3147 20:00
You mean the end scene English caption?
*I N M E M O R Y O F T E D B E A R*
varo💰💲👑😀😁😯😉😴😴😴😂😂😂😂😂😁4+7=
Hes not dead he made a cocoon of fat and he got fired when he wouldn't eat of his you know what after he saw a snail mate and said the male bite of his you know what
What the other video its hilarious
Lol rip
Ted bear was good man
I'm watching this on Nov. 9th. That milk expiration date is TOO real! Lol
There is no possible way to predict how these will end, ever. I’ve never gotten one right without seeing it first.