Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - #3

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  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2025

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  • @AwareOrSomething
    @AwareOrSomething 4 года назад +1008

    I love how fire dash just keeps saying his name and where he is from while his mom and the doctor are arguing

    • @cierritahernandez563
      @cierritahernandez563 4 года назад +16

      That part Fuckin Gets Me 🤣🤣🤣

    • @budddokeshi7488
      @budddokeshi7488 4 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @hailrussia37
      @hailrussia37 4 года назад +11

      Go, Firedash! Use Flamethrower!

    • @analogsunrise-
      @analogsunrise- 4 года назад +11

      He’s a magical dog boy

    • @dj-protoOfficial
      @dj-protoOfficial 4 года назад +18

      @Victor Gulei Though not many furries are actually that complicated xD, these days. None are as hardcore as this depiction xD.

  • @katherinepoindexter1386
    @katherinepoindexter1386 5 лет назад +3542

    “We’re under a bacon tree!”
    True heaven

  • @Manic-Creations
    @Manic-Creations 4 года назад +679

    When that dude said *"AW DUDE MY FUCKING SANDWICH"* I felt that on an emotional level so damn bad to the point I began to tear up.

  • @tylerb.gaming762
    @tylerb.gaming762 4 года назад +958

    I Just Noticed The Dogs have limbs and the humans have sticks for arms

  • @The6thDimensional
    @The6thDimensional 8 лет назад +839

    Timestamps for each video:
    0:00 - Seagull
    0:47 - Tell My Wife
    3:29 - Totally Forgot
    4:03 - The Beard
    5:29 - The Wardrobe
    6:32 - Public Bathroom
    8:05 - Ted Bear
    12:38 - Carousel
    13:07 - Put 'Em Down
    16:04 - Dentist
    17:50 - Mother's Day Cake
    18:30 - Man's Best Friend

    • @OfSpace.
      @OfSpace. 8 лет назад +8

      Not A Potato thx

    • @jamesm001
      @jamesm001 8 лет назад +9

      Not A Potato Idk, I wouldn't trust anyone who isn't a potato.

    • @zackscloudyskies
      @zackscloudyskies 8 лет назад +8

      Not A Potato i cant help the feeling that you are a potato but you want people to think you are not a potato.

    • @jordanfraser1
      @jordanfraser1 8 лет назад +4

      Not A Potato you know it says the titles when it starts...

    • @pinecone9619
      @pinecone9619 8 лет назад +4

      Not A Potato, Are you certain you're not a potato? Everybody likes potatoes!

  • @bongothepsycho7280
    @bongothepsycho7280 6 лет назад +638

    "There's no such thing as a fruit fish"
    Ted Bear: well, your right it's actually a crustacean
    Haha

    • @Furan05
      @Furan05 5 лет назад +6

      bongo the psychopath yah u are

    • @russiasvodka2508
      @russiasvodka2508 5 лет назад +3

      creamchizpie_5 what

    • @kimshort1330
      @kimshort1330 5 лет назад +1

      Kids are in a range

    • @coolsceegaming6178
      @coolsceegaming6178 5 лет назад +2

      I knew it! I knew it! I knew it wasn’t a fish, but a crustacean.

    • @pixie362
      @pixie362 5 лет назад

      I wanted to *p u k E* xD

  • @saturn1488
    @saturn1488 4 года назад +540

    When life drops a bomb, drop the F bomb
    - quote of the century

    • @OliverEye
      @OliverEye 4 года назад +2

      Would be if that’s what they said

    • @julielieu1266
      @julielieu1266 4 года назад +1

      wow i pressed kn everybodys icon on comments and i. figured out u got gacha. 👍👍

    • @hornydiscord
      @hornydiscord 4 года назад +2

      America after japan bomde puerile harbor

    • @creeponics4539
      @creeponics4539 4 года назад

      @@hornydiscord Pearl Harbor

  • @ali-xm8bm
    @ali-xm8bm 3 года назад +437

    It's sad to see how Ted Bear let go, I grew up watching his shows. I was devastated when I heard that he died :(, but the way he treated the camera crew was messed up. I felt bad for them, but I still love and will always miss Ted Bear.

    • @dewdropped
      @dewdropped 2 года назад +21

      what?! how did he treat his camera crew I didn't know about this!

    • @readyplayer1955
      @readyplayer1955 2 года назад +8

      @@dewdropped its in the vid i was cofused too

    • @Spoon211
      @Spoon211 2 года назад +3

      I know how ya feel

    • @scphobia
      @scphobia Год назад +1

      Yea... it was very very sad for me to see him go...
      (Fun fact: I expected to come into the replies and see atleast one person who would have been like "UHM ACTUALLYYYYYY 🤓🤓🤓 THIS IS JUST AN ANIMATION ON RUclips 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓 ITS NOT A REAL PERSON AND THAT WORLD ISNT EVEN REAL STUPID 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓")

    • @rosegold_bunbun
      @rosegold_bunbun Год назад

      Fr rest in pace Ted bear ❤😔🤍

  • @jamesmcmillin796
    @jamesmcmillin796 5 лет назад +858

    17:37
    My biggest fear isn’t finding him, it’s watching him swallow

  • @seanthomas5833
    @seanthomas5833 5 лет назад +603

    Rip Ted Bear
    *Killed by BEAR trap*

  • @edgegaming3381
    @edgegaming3381 5 лет назад +627

    14:45
    *Did anyone else notice that Firedash is saying things but his mouth isn't moving* XD lol

  • @Vexxifyy
    @Vexxifyy 4 года назад +251

    The Furry physically killed me.

    • @steverogers1269
      @steverogers1269 4 года назад +32

      The mom physically killed the furry

    • @steverogers1269
      @steverogers1269 4 года назад +2

      That means that if you physically kill the mom, you have a proper game of janken

    • @bebephoque7998
      @bebephoque7998 3 года назад +16

      What furry? There was an otherkin, but there was no furry.

    • @Vexxifyy
      @Vexxifyy 3 года назад +7

      @@bebephoque7998 what difference? I see a similarity, but not a difference.

    • @inactive.mp4
      @inactive.mp4 3 года назад +2

      @@Vexxifyy Furries don't think they're an animal. Otherkin do.

  • @mcasten1065
    @mcasten1065 6 лет назад +2096

    For people who like dark humor

  • @blackaddergaming8191
    @blackaddergaming8191 8 лет назад +10273

    U need to put a watermark on these videos so fake channels cant steal it

    • @randomsomeguy156
      @randomsomeguy156 8 лет назад +306

      More people have to like this so they can see

    • @tang2950
      @tang2950 8 лет назад +88

      Black Adder Gaming true

    • @AcherRollz
      @AcherRollz 8 лет назад +185

      or shitty meme instagram accounts

    • @RagingSteak
      @RagingSteak 8 лет назад +74

      there was a watermark on the dental diploma

    • @liambroad4058
      @liambroad4058 8 лет назад +20

      Black Adder Gaming true

  • @riddlemefish6217
    @riddlemefish6217 6 лет назад +223

    Ted Bear, don't climb that bacon tree! It's actually a Hambush!

  • @darkstock5103
    @darkstock5103 3 года назад +69

    “Pffft, eulgh, blah. Raiiisins”
    I could toast to that

  • @IamLettuce13
    @IamLettuce13 6 лет назад +427

    12:39 did anyone else see that the top of the carousel was spinning the opposite direction of the animals on it?

    • @AL-Doody
      @AL-Doody 5 лет назад +5

      Lettuce Exists everywhere DUUUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN also wtf explosm get your shit together

    • @PinkLemonShark
      @PinkLemonShark 5 лет назад +29

      That’s how that naturally are

    • @elijasmith9158
      @elijasmith9158 5 лет назад

      Yus boie

    • @zombiecat6875
      @zombiecat6875 5 лет назад

      StoooooOOOoOP

    • @zombiecat6875
      @zombiecat6875 5 лет назад

      Blowing my min pls

  • @paradoxtm8911
    @paradoxtm8911 4 года назад +459

    "Public Bathroom" is probably more accurate than ever right now

    • @Aba_KoTO
      @Aba_KoTO 4 года назад

      WDYM?

    • @luhjerry5947
      @luhjerry5947 4 года назад +8

      @@Aba_KoTO covid-19 with the tissue
      )

    • @denjujitsu_yt2500
      @denjujitsu_yt2500 3 года назад

      Dude like that was my best

    • @Enriquito445
      @Enriquito445 3 года назад

      @@luhjerry5947 toilet paper doesn't cure corona

    • @midnxghtxx6390
      @midnxghtxx6390 3 года назад +1

      @@Enriquito445 no it's because the beginning of the pandemic
      Toilet paper has been flying off the shelves at every store and more difficult to find any

  • @bro6438
    @bro6438 4 года назад +242

    Ted bear was ended by his arch enemy the "bear trap"

  • @desbugfan8429
    @desbugfan8429 4 года назад +395

    On that seagull one, his infuriation is so satisfying. 0:40.

    • @speepo
      @speepo 3 года назад +5

      i felt bad because he seemed so appreciative and amazed

    • @metrolei3n145
      @metrolei3n145 3 года назад +4

      “AWWWWWW MY FU*KING SANDWICH!!”

    • @ManDrake47
      @ManDrake47 3 года назад +1

      I like seagulls

    • @Ihaveagasmask
      @Ihaveagasmask 3 года назад

      @@ManDrake47 no one asked

    • @DIO-vw8fy
      @DIO-vw8fy 3 года назад

      @@Ihaveagasmask I did

  • @99nattes03672
    @99nattes03672 8 лет назад +243

    After rewatching that ted bear video from like 4 years ago, I just realized ted BEAR died from a BEAR TRAP

  • @Maria-sq9fg
    @Maria-sq9fg 6 лет назад +507

    Just my luck ...
    *Eats muffin*
    Mmm- *spits it out*
    RAiSiNs

  • @somefancywhale5286
    @somefancywhale5286 8 лет назад +2848

    "I'm a tri-gender pyrofox." This pretty much sums up 2016.

  • @mx.fuzzypants1911
    @mx.fuzzypants1911 4 года назад +170

    When I saw the expiration date on the milk in Ted Bear, I immediately looked at the date this video was released to see if there was some sort of relation.

    • @gagiibaaji2774
      @gagiibaaji2774 4 года назад +5

      Was there?

    • @gagiibaaji2774
      @gagiibaaji2774 4 года назад +12

      Well this is a compilation tho

    • @Vikingcatbro
      @Vikingcatbro 4 года назад +6

      The date on the milk was the sell by date not a expiration date.

    • @vcreativeart16
      @vcreativeart16 3 года назад +6

      There actually is, on the original it was made on August 21, which is exactly 1 month ahead of the experation date

    • @soundbreakermusic
      @soundbreakermusic 3 года назад +1

      @@vcreativeart16 it’s also today, my birthday 😂

  • @Connor_Tyler
    @Connor_Tyler 8 лет назад +2118

    I want to live in the Ted Bear universe. I want a bacon tree!

    • @sunjun3689
      @sunjun3689 8 лет назад +23

      and remember that fucking mountain??

    • @huttonspier9781
      @huttonspier9781 8 лет назад +5

      Same

    • @shawneehoff3170
      @shawneehoff3170 8 лет назад +3

      Connor Tyler yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @roguedragoon9212
      @roguedragoon9212 8 лет назад +2

      Connor Tyler Same here

    • @margar59
      @margar59 8 лет назад +3

      Connor Tyler i wonder how different will a turkey bacon tree will look like.

  • @EthanM2P
    @EthanM2P 6 лет назад +575

    I want a bacon tree

  • @lynn-bt1zk
    @lynn-bt1zk 5 лет назад +265

    lesson: NEVER TOUCH SOMEONE'S BEARD 4:57

  • @snoopywriter3643
    @snoopywriter3643 3 года назад +146

    I loved the beard! That would make a great satirical sci-fi comedy movie.

  • @Risris666
    @Risris666 5 лет назад +585

    11:46 I guess you could say it's a "Bear" trap :D
    Kill me. Please.

    • @ethanmunoz7989
      @ethanmunoz7989 5 лет назад +20

      HhahahahahahahhaahhaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahhahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahHHhahahaHhhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhhhahhahhhahahahhhhahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahshahahahahhahahayahahahhahahahahahhahahahahagaygayagahahahhhahhahhahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhuauahahhahahahhahahahahahhhhahahahhhhhhhahhahhhhahhhahahhhahhahahhahahahahahahhhahahahahahahaha

    • @SE7EN306
      @SE7EN306 5 лет назад +7

      Arisa_ БЛЯТЬ yes because it is now get out

    • @nautical_z
      @nautical_z 5 лет назад +4

      Seven Productions a ted BEAR trap

    • @klheighty
      @klheighty 5 лет назад +3

      Seven Productions Well, you asked him to get out...
      now YOU have to get out cuz you are a pun hater and i am a pun lover. so thats why.

    • @thatonekid4608
      @thatonekid4608 5 лет назад

      Good one

  • @spin4687
    @spin4687 8 лет назад +135

    The first I thought the seagull would poop on the sandwich just before he ate it

    • @JayV27
      @JayV27 8 лет назад +3

      I thought the seagull was gonna take the sandwich.

    • @lightningfastrc
      @lightningfastrc 8 лет назад +12

      Dovahkiin You must be new here...anyone that has watched C&H for a while knows the ending will never be what you first expect.

    • @ezzenious9923
      @ezzenious9923 8 лет назад +3

      I thought a bunch of guys were gonna assault him for the sandwich

    • @melitta_kaffee
      @melitta_kaffee 8 лет назад +8

      Annoying Dog I thought he was gonna get the sandwich and the guy would be extremely TRIGGERED. 😂

    • @nevaalack
      @nevaalack 8 лет назад +7

      Annoying Dog I thought it will poop in his mouth

  • @simmzzzz
    @simmzzzz 8 лет назад +1322

    Can you please make a compilation of the compilation videos after this? Just in case I missed any

    • @veasix6772
      @veasix6772 8 лет назад +35

      Then make a compilation of the compilation of the compilation videos

    • @thaddeusgrantfenton9995
      @thaddeusgrantfenton9995 8 лет назад +6

      Simran Zenov nope!

    • @kiisutaja1555
      @kiisutaja1555 8 лет назад +17

      And then a compilation of compilation of compilation of cats and I lost my train of thought.

    • @xuanfe
      @xuanfe 8 лет назад +5

      Simran Zenov
      There's a playlist

    • @reallyFrogman
      @reallyFrogman 8 лет назад +3

      CATL0V3R DOGS SUCK I lost the train. It's bad cus I'm the driver.

  • @spaceracer23
    @spaceracer23 4 года назад +51

    I never expected Ted Bear to be taken out by a dessert island.

  • @emilykagan3562
    @emilykagan3562 6 лет назад +176

    Ted bear adventurous into the dangerous grocery store 😂😂

    • @BHChain
      @BHChain 5 лет назад

      Emily Kagan ???

  • @antigravitypig8489
    @antigravitypig8489 4 года назад +85

    RIP Ted Bear. . . You won't be forgotten

    • @kristoferkamzarov1776
      @kristoferkamzarov1776 4 года назад +2

      @browdy 170 ted bear is like bear grills but he finds food in they're natural habitat

    • @fusionmasterable
      @fusionmasterable 4 года назад +2

      If we lived in this universe hell I would purposely get lost just for the hell of it xD that means normal food is live animals and gross trash probably

    • @fusionmasterable
      @fusionmasterable 4 года назад +4

      Plot twist he never made it out of the forest this is all been hallucination

    • @gagiibaaji2774
      @gagiibaaji2774 4 года назад +1

      He survived

  • @phatcatmousekiller2768
    @phatcatmousekiller2768 6 лет назад +456

    Man I got to work in the morning but I cant stop watching these videos any body else got the same problem give a thumbs up

  • @ghost_mayor
    @ghost_mayor 2 года назад +10

    15:57 is the most satisfying thing I’ve seen in a cyanide and happiness video

  • @mariam6326
    @mariam6326 5 лет назад +128

    This the stuff you watch when you in bed bout to sleep you find everything funny😭

  • @echo7937
    @echo7937 8 лет назад +388

    Someone needs to genetically engineer a Bacon Tree

  • @oliviawang2808
    @oliviawang2808 8 лет назад +71

    The last one...
    I just can't

  • @spokomordeczkas642
    @spokomordeczkas642 3 года назад +33

    11:51 legend has it that the ted bear survived

    • @FriendlyNeighborhoodGayGuy
      @FriendlyNeighborhoodGayGuy 3 года назад +4

      Well actually your right he just made a cocoon from his former body he continues his show after his former bodies funeral

  • @EjNappe
    @EjNappe 8 лет назад +1036

    "Ted Bear" was deep AF.

    • @monet5889
      @monet5889 8 лет назад +2

      Edward Nappe jr. Ted Bear was The Proverbial Shit back then

    • @lucapeyrefitte6899
      @lucapeyrefitte6899 8 лет назад

      Edward Nappe jr. Haha he's crazy

    • @kopitarik101
      @kopitarik101 8 лет назад +3

      Edward Nappe jr. He was synchronised by Arin from Game Grumps btw

    • @Luka-nt2mh
      @Luka-nt2mh 8 лет назад

      +Luca Peyrefitte ikr

    • @Ambar42
      @Ambar42 8 лет назад

      It's the best.

  • @infern0bee
    @infern0bee 8 лет назад +152

    Dad: hey (insert name here) dinner is ready
    Me: Uhh, my name is Firedash. I am a pyrofox from the magical forest planet.

  • @CJ_725
    @CJ_725 4 года назад +67

    Ted bear is teaching us how to survive a super market

  • @ArielisisRuiz77
    @ArielisisRuiz77 8 месяцев назад +2

    When the dog put his paws around the woman then made out with her was completely hilarious like the entire video! This series is one of the best ones that I’ve seen on RUclips. Much appreciated from the creator’s of these wonderful videos from cyanide & happiness!

  • @rife133
    @rife133 8 лет назад +422

    I Couldn't Stop Laughing At The Pyrofox One, His Tone In His Voice Is SO Sarcastic! XD

    • @jaideneh1337
      @jaideneh1337 8 лет назад +10

      I know right😂😋😜

    • @awesomedude6249
      @awesomedude6249 8 лет назад +5

      Doge Brown I can't hear anything because I'm in church

    • @I.am_Efe
      @I.am_Efe 8 лет назад +3

      I am so glad you are looking for. If you have a good time. looking for a few minuteswalk away, but the page you are looking at the moment, but the best, as I .

    • @mrfoufou5550
      @mrfoufou5550 8 лет назад +2

      lol why are u watching while church time kid

    • @akemiasahina4555
      @akemiasahina4555 8 лет назад +3

      Doge Brown I can't hear anything cause I'm in school and i forgot my headphones

  • @cameronalemand5682
    @cameronalemand5682 6 лет назад +2194

    "I'm a tri-gender pyro-fox"

    • @christiankneupper7011
      @christiankneupper7011 5 лет назад +63

      @David Morris to be fair the only cure for SJWs is an AR-15 to the face

    • @wayloncash1851
      @wayloncash1851 5 лет назад +19

      @David Morris kinda both...

    • @doginhat13
      @doginhat13 5 лет назад +61

      @@wayloncash1851 furries don't believe that their animals

    • @doginhat13
      @doginhat13 5 лет назад +26

      @@barbarianblades8154 no that's otherkin

    • @Sufferneer
      @Sufferneer 5 лет назад +6

      FURRIES

  • @coffindancemember1472
    @coffindancemember1472 4 года назад +67

    The clip where she said
    When he is done dying he can clean the garage
    *kArEn MoMeNt*

  • @you.2988
    @you.2988 4 года назад +80

    "WE NEED A MEDIC!"
    THAT WAS THE MEDIC!

  • @bri-bear2184
    @bri-bear2184 7 лет назад +624

    *I N M E M O R Y O F T E D B E A R*

    • @JengDian
      @JengDian 6 лет назад +2

      varo💰💲👑😀😁😯😉😴😴😴😂😂😂😂😂😁4+7=

    • @bombyboi4691
      @bombyboi4691 6 лет назад +7

      Hes not dead he made a cocoon of fat and he got fired when he wouldn't eat of his you know what after he saw a snail mate and said the male bite of his you know what

    • @bombyboi4691
      @bombyboi4691 6 лет назад +1

      What the other video its hilarious

    • @MrGoat-gq2jg
      @MrGoat-gq2jg 6 лет назад +1

      Lol rip

    • @iyanagranger5633
      @iyanagranger5633 6 лет назад +1

      Ted bear was good man

  • @akwitthatg7261
    @akwitthatg7261 4 года назад +76

    Let’s get a prayer in the chat for Ted Bear

    • @atartsears8974
      @atartsears8974 4 года назад +1

      Lord have him lose weight and then resurrect him shambagala shambagala 😇

    • @kid9046
      @kid9046 4 года назад +3

      Ted bear isn't dead he resurrected himself.

    • @Luffy-un5du
      @Luffy-un5du 3 года назад

      Prayer

  • @D-Ruys
    @D-Ruys 5 лет назад +106

    10.38
    *"We can't be shore."*

  • @mrspky
    @mrspky 3 года назад +6

    Something about Ted Bear poking the dead lizard and staring back at the camera killed me. 🤣

  • @korseodoxcanadianman5033
    @korseodoxcanadianman5033 6 лет назад +55

    I want to live where ted bear lives so much candy

    • @ganggang1267
      @ganggang1267 5 лет назад +2

      Master Gaming2019 Soooooo many diabetes😍😍😍

  • @jzxrx742
    @jzxrx742 6 лет назад +120

    19:54 that took a dark turn...

  • @luci.i_
    @luci.i_ 5 лет назад +557

    Isn’t anybody gonna talk about the end scene 😂😂😂
    Edit: WOAH I DIDNT EXPECTED THAT MANY LIKES :0

  • @HollyClementine
    @HollyClementine 4 года назад +18

    Knowing Arin Hansen voices Ted bear makes it so much funnier lol

    • @samhenley7156
      @samhenley7156 3 года назад +2

      He does?!

    • @HollyClementine
      @HollyClementine 3 года назад +4

      @@samhenley7156
      Yep!! The game grump himself voices Ted Bear lol

  • @strawberriesandcream7494
    @strawberriesandcream7494 5 лет назад +183

    His coffee pot in "Totally Forgot" says *coffee crack* on it

    • @rednecksrus2487
      @rednecksrus2487 5 лет назад +4

      Nothing like getting baked in the morning

    • @TheTrueFawaz
      @TheTrueFawaz 5 лет назад +1

      StrawberriesAndCream fun fact: Irish coffee has alcohol in it

  • @jessfinley44
    @jessfinley44 5 лет назад +566

    Ted bear is hilarious cause it shows how sh*t some survival shows are

  • @yun67yran79
    @yun67yran79 5 лет назад +27

    18:17 kill em with kindness has a whole new meaning

  • @Camchoobies0905
    @Camchoobies0905 4 года назад +17

    ‘Mothers day cakes’ by cyanide and happiness
    Me: literrally

    • @bombshell1208
      @bombshell1208 3 года назад +1

      I love your pic. I too am a fnaf fan

  • @datguyuno98
    @datguyuno98 8 лет назад +272

    I'm firedash, I'm a tri-gender pyrofox.

    • @KidusYohannes
      @KidusYohannes 8 лет назад +3

      -Firedash wins and starts making out with Exadien's gf

    • @sombracoil
      @sombracoil 8 лет назад +2

      dubstep is cringy

    • @actuallyimnotreallysureyet8093
      @actuallyimnotreallysureyet8093 8 лет назад +17

      Parker Murphy I don't appreciate you referring to me as a cis gender human male.

    • @isaiahxa7759
      @isaiahxa7759 8 лет назад +7

      Parker Murphy From the forest planet

    • @lizziecrook3004
      @lizziecrook3004 8 лет назад +2

      Parker Murphy shhhhhh, quiet poppet. Soon you'll FINally be FREE.

  • @hunterlugo9232
    @hunterlugo9232 8 лет назад +618

    ''actually its fire dash i'm a pyro fox from the forest planet.''

    • @TheSamper
      @TheSamper 8 лет назад +44

      I'm a trigender pyrofox

    • @MynicknameisViolet
      @MynicknameisViolet 8 лет назад +2

      Hunter lugo I still love that line from I first watched it xD

    • @poopoo_peepeeman3001
      @poopoo_peepeeman3001 8 лет назад +2

      Hunter lugo no ur a tri gender pyro fox

    • @oboliviousthedragonlord1198
      @oboliviousthedragonlord1198 8 лет назад +7

      Kkk Dur um, that's an otherkin. Like the different between a lion and a tiger. Similar things, but they're both completely different species. :)

    • @seansullivan6176
      @seansullivan6176 8 лет назад +2

      Hunter lugo I'm trigender

  • @nou4371
    @nou4371 5 лет назад +70

    I’m done, “Put ‘em down” is still accurate to this day.

    • @mrpersoonman
      @mrpersoonman 5 лет назад +2

      Indeed. By the way, is it just me, or does the mother in "put 'em down" kinda look like scout's mother from TF2?

  • @jonernuts
    @jonernuts 8 месяцев назад +1

    I rediscovered these guys after years. I specifically remembered the salt short where the guys prank his friend with the old salt shaker trick, and now I’ve gone down one of the best rabbit holes of your guys’ content

  • @carmi8034
    @carmi8034 5 лет назад +26

    I appreciate the subtitles on cyanide and happiness videos

    • @sagerobinson6340
      @sagerobinson6340 5 месяцев назад

      Apart from when they randomly stop ;w;

  • @lucapeyrefitte6899
    @lucapeyrefitte6899 8 лет назад +339

    "Actually it's fire dash"

  • @rakibhimel7286
    @rakibhimel7286 7 лет назад +825

    *THE LION ONE WAS HILARIOUS!* 😂

  • @trini.trini555
    @trini.trini555 4 года назад +6

    I love how in the first one he aint even worried how his whole head got decapitated but a SEAGULL😀classic👌🏾

  • @OReily08080
    @OReily08080 6 лет назад +52

    7:17 I'm glad he washed his hands

  • @dr.kumuddwived3254
    @dr.kumuddwived3254 6 лет назад +84

    The firedash one was hilarious 😂😂😂 LMAO

  • @KyloBedo-
    @KyloBedo- Год назад

    This channel keeps me happy.

  • @gabrielgalloza5755
    @gabrielgalloza5755 8 лет назад +70

    Ted Bear LUL clearly best/funniest by far

  • @endergirl1421
    @endergirl1421 6 лет назад +279

    The beard?!?!

    • @mikemcconeghy4658
      @mikemcconeghy4658 6 лет назад +7

      It's got the makings of the next great zombie movie.

    • @tabletennisclips6223
      @tabletennisclips6223 6 лет назад

      endergirl1421_YT Aaa

    • @leor6089
      @leor6089 6 лет назад

      It’s a symbiotic beard

    • @flat4171
      @flat4171 5 лет назад

      Do you comment on every cyanite and happiness vir?

    • @hazai2586
      @hazai2586 5 лет назад

      Fucking creepy

  • @SoraGoob
    @SoraGoob 8 лет назад +600

    These are a good way to catch the episodes I never realized I missed. Like that seagull one.

  • @kukiryu3862
    @kukiryu3862 2 года назад +4

    Anybody watching this with subtitles is gonna have twice the laughs hahaha I see you subtitle man

  • @nikolanikolesic8202
    @nikolanikolesic8202 6 лет назад +130

    11:51 top 10 saddest anime deaths

    • @alexhearn9270
      @alexhearn9270 6 лет назад +2

      Nikola Nikolesic he didn’t actually die lol

    • @michaelxdgamer8910
      @michaelxdgamer8910 6 лет назад

      Ikr

    • @janetbuford2052
      @janetbuford2052 5 лет назад

      11:53 actually

    • @mxracer3
      @mxracer3 5 лет назад

      Janet Buford I don’t think so it’s better it WITNESS the death (that sounded wrong)

  • @paulramos5083
    @paulramos5083 8 лет назад +232

    "Uhhh... I'm a tri gender pyro fox." 😂

    • @reallyFrogman
      @reallyFrogman 8 лет назад +5

      Paul Ramos My name is Firedash

    • @aaAaa-qs8iz
      @aaAaa-qs8iz 8 лет назад +2

      Suboptimus Lime I know, right😒😂

    • @ParanoidTheMarvin
      @ParanoidTheMarvin 8 лет назад +6

      She should have just tried beating the crap out of him, before deciding to drown him. Even if it doesn't work she will feel little bit better.

    • @jenichesley1061
      @jenichesley1061 8 лет назад

      Paul Ramos x

    • @elijahvirtue8469
      @elijahvirtue8469 8 лет назад

      Paul Ramos lol

  • @spookyubers1202
    @spookyubers1202 5 лет назад +46

    Tell my wife I stepped on a lego. And my lungs was screaming.

  • @p_cima2325
    @p_cima2325 4 года назад +6

    4 years later and I’m still dying of laughter from this vid

  • @sommareos7801
    @sommareos7801 8 лет назад +178

    "Tell my wife I'm not going to make it"
    Me: NEVER COMING HOME NEVER COMING HOME COULD IIIIII
    SHOULD I- I...
    I'm sorry
    Forget about it..
    Forget that I exist.... ._.

  • @ginpotion2412
    @ginpotion2412 8 лет назад +247

    I almost threw up at the dentist one.

  • @schleim1779
    @schleim1779 7 лет назад +271

    Oh thank god I thought he forgot the wedding...
    Phew he just forgot to dispose the groom.

    • @ambersebren1541
      @ambersebren1541 6 лет назад +1

      Janick Tiu
      I love you
      😁😁😁😁😁😁

    • @En17795
      @En17795 6 лет назад +1

      Love Club 😂😂 ...you do realize you have no idea who I am or where I am right now? 911 wont be a much help & they will be mostly confused that you contacted the police because someone just trashtalked you in the internet. Your logic immediately things that yo are some sort of butthurt elementary schooler, and I never talked bad about females?? Wtf? I dont care what your gender is, and I need you to know that I cant be in jail just because I bullied a dumbass elementary schooler like you. 😁

    • @roxyrockstarwooz4409
      @roxyrockstarwooz4409 6 лет назад +1

      Love Club Lmfao you know you could get in trouble for calling the police for unnecessary purposes. Also, hard to believe that you’re not 11, because you’re making some LPS videos like lmao

    • @GameZone-qy3dm
      @GameZone-qy3dm 6 лет назад

      Amber Cox love you too

    • @Tiki-vi8pk
      @Tiki-vi8pk 6 лет назад

      I never noticed that before.

  • @thorcremonesi9317
    @thorcremonesi9317 4 года назад +12

    The mothers day cake one reminded me of my mom and I know she's looking up at me

  • @Embattled5211
    @Embattled5211 8 лет назад +22

    I approve of the sponsorship. Short, sweet, and gets you some nice money.

  • @courtneymichelle5746
    @courtneymichelle5746 8 лет назад +120

    Tell my wife is relationship goals😂😂

  • @lovelyebonywhite4792
    @lovelyebonywhite4792 8 лет назад +39

    The one about His wife who shot him in his lungs is like when your two best friends are fighting and they won't talk to each other directly and they make you say what they think

  • @benjaminantonellis6992
    @benjaminantonellis6992 3 года назад +1

    The little subtitle things are what really make this hilarious. Especially for the last part with the dog

  • @Icedpyro21
    @Icedpyro21 8 лет назад +596

    saw ted bear and a #3 in the title and now im sad...

    • @volgax3646
      @volgax3646 8 лет назад +1

      zaxex21 why

    • @thaddeusgrantfenton9995
      @thaddeusgrantfenton9995 8 лет назад +18

      zaxex21 patience ;)

    • @catgodswim
      @catgodswim 8 лет назад

      Yeah.. Oh well then

    • @zooper6453
      @zooper6453 8 лет назад +1

      zaxex21 dude i dont know how but ur yt image is the same thing i drew THAT SAME IMAGE HOW

    • @squirtislongbeach3582
      @squirtislongbeach3582 8 лет назад

      Doge The Dog that's creepy, if it was me I would be so freaked out

  • @Daabbb
    @Daabbb 6 лет назад +77

    In memory of Ted Bear. But the Camera man

  • @121theover
    @121theover 4 года назад +72

    Have you ever watched this shorts with the subtitles on? They're hilarious.

    • @gagiibaaji2774
      @gagiibaaji2774 4 года назад

      Ueyh

    • @Verbindungsfehle
      @Verbindungsfehle 4 года назад +2

      (oh dear god what the actual- whywhywhy no for god's sake no please no end me please no why bestiality)

    • @ibmsystem7487
      @ibmsystem7487 2 года назад +1

      Yes
      I do

  • @donkesquared7837
    @donkesquared7837 4 года назад +13

    7:17
    I like how he washed his hands before fighting.
    Pros have STANDARDS
    Edit: my dumbass misspelled standards XD

  • @PhoenixClank
    @PhoenixClank 8 лет назад +280

    I read a book (who does that nowadays XD) where someone stranded on an island just like Ted Bear, with the paradisic food growing all over the place, but in the end when he was big and fat it turned out that the island is actually a living thing which grows all the food to attract strangers and make them fat and then swallows them and eats them. Kinda felt reminded of that.

    • @fenrirgg
      @fenrirgg 8 лет назад +4

      Felix Klenk name of the book pls

    • @PhoenixClank
      @PhoenixClank 8 лет назад +7

      "Die 13½ Leben des Käpt'n Blaubär". I have no idea if there is an English translation. Also, it sounds like a children's book, but it isn't.

    • @Astro_Guy_1
      @Astro_Guy_1 8 лет назад +3

      Felix Klenk alles klar xD

    • @keenansmith7795
      @keenansmith7795 8 лет назад

      That was made into a movie, in 2012!

    • @smallangryowl2162
      @smallangryowl2162 8 лет назад +6

      thirteen and a half lives of captain bluebear

  • @rosiehare8754
    @rosiehare8754 6 лет назад +570

    wtf was that last one

  • @xayhovan6814
    @xayhovan6814 8 лет назад +231

    the spit sucking one made me cringe like never before

  • @fansundertable649
    @fansundertable649 4 года назад +21

    18:23 I almost felt bad for him.

    • @T.M.O.F
      @T.M.O.F 8 месяцев назад +1

      you shouldn’t
      he put rat poison in the cake

  • @tenzen7723
    @tenzen7723 5 лет назад +15

    Ted Bear made me cry ;( may he be remembered

  • @chocolatesamurai7236
    @chocolatesamurai7236 5 лет назад +21

    Look at the subtitles for the end of the last clip 🤣
    I'm dying 😂😂

    • @TheCronusGaming
      @TheCronusGaming 5 лет назад +1

      What do you Mean? Its normal ?

    • @0876693604
      @0876693604 5 лет назад +1

      @@TheCronusGaming hes talking about auto generated

  • @LizzyThatB
    @LizzyThatB 6 лет назад +1049

    How to get hundreds of likes
    Step 1: Comment the ______ one was hilarious.
    Step 2: Put emojis 😂😂😂😂 and type something like LMAO
    Step 3: Be famous for a while

    • @lamyong1745
      @lamyong1745 6 лет назад +5

      Leo McEdgeLord ...

    • @juno_4492
      @juno_4492 6 лет назад +45

      Leo McEdgeLord The Ted Bear one was hilarious 😂😂😂😂

    • @monsieurLDN
      @monsieurLDN 6 лет назад +13

      Go fuck yourself

    • @blueassassinsyt175
      @blueassassinsyt175 6 лет назад +15

      Dude I can tell you we’re trying to have a lot of likes but it’s not working dude
      NICE TRY

    • @MsTeechar
      @MsTeechar 6 лет назад +9

      Blueassassins YT
      We can tell that you want to have a lot of subscribers because you put "YT" at the end. Why did you put the apostrophe to spell "we're" instead of were? Were you trying to get likes on your reply or something? Why did you say "dude" two times?
      (But seriously, please stop making these replys to comments, it's not necessary.)

  • @austinbolts13
    @austinbolts13 10 месяцев назад +1

    I was watching these old compilations when i was 15. Now im coming back as an adult and well, it's different.

  • @tintoon5798
    @tintoon5798 6 лет назад +103

    All I can say is, creative