Cyanide & Happiness MEGA COMPILATION - #1
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- Опубликовано: 6 апр 2021
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Craving more Cyanide & Happiness shorts? Regular compilations just aren't long enough for you? Then check out our first MEGA Compilation!!!
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Shorts:
Serial Killer
Sad Ending
Love Story
Don't Stop
Don't Talk
Confession
The Note
Crane Game
This Old Store
Prison Pie
Mothman
Mothman 2
Who is Mothman?
Cookie Jar
Desperate
CPR
Don't Go to Space
The Boxer
The Boxer 2
Seashell
The Spotlight
Arts and Crafts
Opposite Day
Roulette
Grandmas House
Sweet Flips
Staring Contest
The Comedian 
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As a person with 1 blind eye I really want a Tshirt that says Purple shirted eye stabber survivor!
I am like 69
I have a scar on my eye do you think it’ll work
That would be so cool
@@noellelovespandas maybe even better
@@jirachiblade8552 yes it’s persect
Only explosm could find a way to keep making compilations after expanding their whole shorts library
A Wasi Kabir approves the comment.
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A ZiRro approves the comment.
We are number one
@@zameiwnl vfC
"Who's that, Daddy?"
"He's the hero our city.... Has."
Gets my every time XD
I like how at the Mothman one, the dad doesn't say "The hero this city needed." He just says "The hero this city has." Like they are obliged to co-operate with Mothman because hes the only one available.
The pause in his sentence searching for a better word than "needs" really sold this
Sir your eyes are not high enough you need more crack
Hey, don’t knock mothman. He gets the job done, he just eats everyone’s clothes
what about sharkrad?
i love how everyone has seen these clips, but still watch them like they've never seen it before
We low key all have autism
Not even as a joke
LOL 🤣🤣
“I’ve never seen these shorts in my life ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”
It's almost like they want social connections with others...
Blm is not anti asian
A compilation of everything I watched already.
Let’s watch it again. Why not 💛
Yes why not💛💛💛
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There were 2 or 3 I had not seen.
@@chrisperrien7055 That’s why I sometimes watch them, in case I missed one. 👍🏼
yeah i did the same
As a lifegaurd I can confirm that the practice dummies do indeed come alive and are disposed of accordingly
As a lifeguard as well i can second this
Pretty cool
As one of the practice dummies, your disposal methods are flawed and we will have our day. You'll be hearing from us. All the lives you may have saved is nothing to the dummies you all have destroyed.
Is it a crime to 'dispose' of them...?
@@rememberme3619no. They are "robots"
The sad ending still gets me, even after 4 years.
Gets you... Off?
Me, too!
despite me seeing lots of these multiple times they are still funny
Ju
very true 😂
And always will be
Why are you a nazi waffle?
Ye
Purple shirted eye stabber
Strength - 12/20
Speed - 20/20
Intelligence - 15/20
Murderous intent - 20/20
Gullibility- 20/20
@@SujalJaiswar I've been seeing you comment in a lot of videos. You do make really good jokes, though every time it seem you're asking for subscribers. I've already watched a video of yours, and though the type of humour isn't my type I do wish you the best of luck in your endeavour. By the way excellent advertising, way better than what other youtubers do. Hope you continue to do what you love.
Have a nice day :)
What are his proficiencies and initiative bonus??? (Bet he is proficient in athletics and sleight of hand, initiative +4, lvl 10, human rouge w/ assassin subclass)
@@SujalJaiswar I will leave comment though no need to contact me, I'm a kid plus I like to stay anonymous, don't want to stand out.
@@ipadair7345 he a bot
@@SujalJaiswar is this a joke about Thai ppl? I’m not really offended, just confused?
Cyanide and Happiness characters with realistic-ish eyes aren't real, they can't hurt you.
Cyanide and Happiness characters with realistic-ish eyes: 29:50
The fact that just now I learned that my Dad (A Comic writer and a man who was in multiple semi popular bands in our province) has met this man at Comicon blows my mind.
SERIOUSLY :O
Oh dear god YES! The auto-braking one is so perfectly accurate.
Just provide them with an option to shut it down
@@TonyStark-fm2li A car with such "features", even if "turned off" are still wired into the car and retain function. Consider the "On-Star" thing, even if you never paided for the service, and can't use it, the car can still be disabled if requested by law enforcement as long as they have the VIN number, which is attached to the license plate number.
Also consider the large controversy regarding legal actions from any side, when the concept of self driving cars got near street level testing. If forced into a crash situation, where does the car place value? In the life, well being, and financial protection of the driver/owner or another driver? Does the car choose to drive itself and passenger into a tree at 60mph if someone jumps in front of it? Does it choose to crash into another car (without physical injury just monetary damage/loss) to avoid someone else's pet dog? Personally I never heard what answers came from that issue, that part just got left off the news and forgotten. It would have relevance with braking as well, if something forces the car to engage emergency stop, and a large, loaded cement truck plows through it, killing or injuring the driver, who is at fault?
Even something like a passenger airbag being turned off (correctly) for a young child still leaves a significant explosive charge directly in front of their head, very capable of killing them regardless of the severity of any collision.
Disabling something like that, fully, is next to impossible while leaving the vehicle functionable. Of course you always have the possibility of something like the movie Untraceable, where the car of a federal agent is hacked remotely just long enough to shut off, then while the agent looks around, the killer crawls in the back seat for a more traditional kidnapping. Sure, just a movie, an interesting, but not worth looking up movie, but still the concept and possibility is there, and again, next to impossible to disable completely while leaving the vehicle functionable (kinda like many of the "features" of Windows 10 that are less than optimal for privacy matters, but definitely vital for it to function... For some reason.
Lastly I do feel the need to point out, anyone still reading this serious of a rant, inregards to an offhand comment on a short, comical video... You REALLYA need to find better or at least slightly more interesting was to waste your time. Seriously, go watch something funny and laugh.
Why are you still reading? Go do SOMETHING anything at all, more productive or life enriching than reading pointlessly long comments on pointless videos!
I used to see the exact same ad but in real life
@@TonyStark-fm2li Oy vey?
Blm is not anti-asian
The person who thought of this is a MEGA GENIUS
I hope they dont repeat adding the same clips multiple times though
Must be pretty braindead if you think this is a good idea
@@josueravena3464 yeah but its fun watching them again
@@ShaquilleOnigg then just watch the old videos?
@@TheHQZombie this is more convenient
2:34 that seems like a happy ending to me
Lol
AYO
I love how this is just a very advanced level of dark humor
27:20 “I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME IN…”
“𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔”
"Whose that daddy?"
"He's the hero our city....has."
🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅
this always cracks me up, best part, and subtle too
I don t understand
@@bang3929 from The Dark Knight: ''he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.'' about batman
@@bang3929 it’s reference to batman and also he’s trying to say how even though he’s a hero he’s a nuisance
Thx
17:12 now that's dark
10:40 hey that's cheating
Moth man is literally every character in a Gmod animation.
Do you have any info about the release of part 6 ? Jhonny
@@diavoloitalianhumandonutma4074 sadly no
@@vergil2746 december
@@diavoloitalianhumandonutma4074 actually on second thought
@@apeiceofcheese3264 yea,but already know that.
I love how there's no one in the entire C&H universe who wears a purple shirt, thanks to the Purple-Shirted Eye Stabber.
Yeah
6:30 maybe that girl to the right is the eye stabber?
25:44 Purple shirt
7:07
@@gamespotlive3673 that's the eye stabber, I bet
15:10 this guy is actually helping these kids develop good habits by being greedy and mean
Chaotic good
Imagine robbing someone for cookies instead of money
3:16 well that caught me off guard😂😂😂
That first one reminds me to Criminal Minds so much haha.
We stopped the serial killer before he got to a dozen!
oh it's Mogawty helloo
Oh it’s you.
I didn’t know you watched this Mogawty! Love your Genshin impact videos.
Oh hi Moga chan unexpected to see u here 😳
I love how for the “Sad Ending” they just have a dying puppy, a little boy and enough cyanide to kill the dog as well as the needle to kill the dog on hand.
I don’t think dogs are put down with cyanide.
Well you know. Just a generic poisonous chemical.
Ngl tho that one got me kinda sad.
And she has polio legs
@@shrexyswamp6958 *polio legs*
The Mothman skits still remain pure gold
In the old store sketch, I was thinking to myself “Martha probably passed away” but than I thought “or maybe she divorced him” once Sam got home I was like “Oh.. oh this is much worse”
when you have so much compilations, you can now make compilations of your compilations
@Ricardo Moreno stfu
@Ricardo Moreno Einigkeit und recht und freiheit, please shut the hell up now. Danach lasst uns alles streben, nobody cares about you.
I grew up watching this channel-- and look how I turned out, perfectly fine
I cannot say the same for me unfortunately
@@amourshippers XD hay if anything it means you have a go of sence of humor
Can you really say though?
Lol I’m an elementary teacher and I love these kids. Gotta channel my dark humor somewhere haha
Vids not kids** autocorrect whyyy
The sad ending is technically the Canon ending
14:54
this is my favorite one XD
This is a part of cyanide and happiness history
The very first mega compilation
Compilation out of compilation, genius!
I mean as long as they make quality shorts I don't care how long they take.
the "who is mothman" one got me good lmao
24:24 (reads auto-generated captions) WAIT WHAT THE FU-
😂😂😂 bruhhhhhhh
26:07 It’s been years and Grandma’s house still makes me laugh so fucking hard
Is it just me or does the purple shirted eye-stabber have the coolest and weirdest super villain power ever? The skill to always and only stab eyes, a true artist.
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Awwwww thanks
@@purpleshirtedeyestaber1567 I only have one eye because of you!
@@purpleshirtedeyestaber1567 hi :) please stab both my eyes so I don't have to look at my bully's ugly face anym6
"How can we reuse more shorts in compilations?"
"I know, just make a new format! What about MEGA COMPILATION?"
Yup
Eventually they'll get to giga
True
They had a nonstop stream of everything up to March 2020 last year
*GENIUS*
23:12 thats what she said
The sad ending was funny af 🤣
The way The eye stabber threw his knives hilt first into the (seemingly) dry dirt is really impressive
2:29 DON’T LOOK AWAY! YOU ASKED FOR THIS!
But why
I love that we get a Wilhelm scream in the first skit
“Look, we made a dollar!”
“Guess we’re rich!”
Doesn't matter that I've seen the Mothman short before. I still laugh my ass off when he comes popping out of the wallet
Finally I am here for the “first” of something glorious
4:04 best commercial ever 100% will buy
This is my favourite show 11:48
I gotta say, the sad ending got me
good
Good
Good
good
Good
Idk how they still be funny afther seeing them multiple times
9:40 shit's funny as hell but so fucked lmao
19:44 look at the remote controller. There's a thump already pressing the button wtf
0:23 “the golden chainsaw goes to purple shirted girl for getting pushed into the knifes. The dull machete award goes to the rest of the people regularly stabbed by the purple shirted eye stabber....”
Heh dead meat reference
thank you for making that reference
James A Jannise :D
Hehehe
A man of culture
I’m Jimmy Williams and I approve this video
For those who read this: "You are always the best, always be cheerful and happy"
13:38, why does he look like pedro pascal
lol
You can always tell who the protagonist is because they don’t have any facial features like hair
What about the movie guy that yelled DONT GO IN THERE
@@huddy0880 and???
Cyanide and happiness people with eyes can’t hurt you. They’re not real!
Cyanide and happiness people with eyes: 29:49
24:04
BAD ENDING:
it's the opposite day, you're alive, wich means, your now DEAD.
u mean its good it the opposite of bad
29:15 Saul Goodman theme plays...
"who's that dad?"
"he's the hero our city... _has_"
"He is the hero our city....has" always gets me
16:24 the mikewazoski scream fits for his death
19:44 I like how his thumb is already pressing the play button before he even grabs the remote lol
18:53 just kills me
That whole skit was funny lol I was looking for this
4:14 yet her car doesn't unlock with a push of a button on the keyfob lmao
this is the only thing that even though ive watched it multiple times i dont get tired of it
6:05 lmao
Everyone: Endgame was the most ambitious crossover ever.
Me:
22:17
4:27 are the same characters from "it's not what it looks like" where the husband is cheating on his wife with the giant lady.
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說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類，並且學會了使用芳香的木煙（如山核桃，山核桃和豆科灌木
來調味食物煮的時候
1618758639
Yeah
7:10 i just love where they placed the other arm
DO NOT PRESS 12:39
10:22 we all paused to see the awful tattoo
Next week:
"Mashup: compilations"
Next next week:
"Compilation: mashups"
Used to watch this show when i was 13-15, hits way harder now😂😂😂
And makes me feel old
25:57 i bet he went on to be the purple shirted eye staber
You have to give credit to Bethesda. They add some very interesting, yet random world development details.
Sad Ending.
Always a Classic.
I watched these millions of times but I still find them funny lmao
5:50 kills me everytime I love it
These are funny, sad, interesting, emotional and entertaining all at the same time
I lost it when Mildred started flying without the suit 🤣
So there I was just minding my own business and scrolling through my feed and I stumble upon this gold mine of entertainment and boy do I love it already....
8:43 I don’t know why but this is… so FUCKING FUNNY
*"The human brain is the most complex shit in the whole entire universe"*
_-Human Brain_
Hi
@@barbarawolfe68 hi
Are u Amongvg us impostor ree
@@barbarawolfe68 among us is dead
@@barbarawolfe68 imposter*
what a perfect conclusion to this story. i was there for all of it and loved every minute. i'm glad it's been resolved but sad that it's over. can't wait to see what other amazing videos/stories/songs we can expect to be seeing from clover in the future.
erm... I think you got the wrong channel
@@calebg6587 ikr
That desperate one just got me. I was laughing for literal minutes.
3:22 ....
25:36 is that the purple shirted eye stabber
Yes
@@purpleshirtedeyestaber1567 HOLY FUCK
Whoever took the time to do all these sponsorblock segments gets an undeniable debt of gratitude from me. You are the real MVP.
3:27
Eyeball violation
15:43
Poor kid. He only wanted some cookies.
"oh, piece of murder, oh piece of murder, oh piece of murder, oh piece of murder"
Serial killer- James Woods
that baby part always get me to feel disturbed 7:39
The perfect compilation to watch right before your parents walks into your bedroom
I like when the people of cyanide and happiness are singing a song
7:45 if that aint balls of steel idk what is
Maybe the baby is a girl?
No ones talking about the fact the purple shirted eye stabber has an infinite number of knifes
He got same power as DIO.
Same power as the trickster in dead by daylight
Ever since my daughter introd me n my hubby to these, we've gotten everyone we know addicted lmao THANX U EXPLOSM!!!!!
OK with is this spelling
23:18 look at the register
😂😂 b00bs
AYO