Cyanide & Happiness MEGA COMPILATION - #5
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- Опубликовано: 10 май 2022
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Shorts List
The Park
The Park 2
The Park 3
The Extinction
Clownterview
Pinocchio
Fitness Buff
Goin Down
Flight Safety
The Oven
Dairy Aisle
Agent 7
Agent 7 Part 2
Agent 7 Blast Off
Repulsel
Sinking Ship
Donovan Duck
The Rope
Junk Mail
Pregnancy
Bowling Night
Divorce
Hunting
The Duet
Chivalry 
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The junk mail sketch is iconic
facts- although as i learned recently, quite unrealistic
Somehow the bird at the end always makes me feel sad.
Imagine if mosquitoes were actually this size. On the one hand, it'd be much easier to keep them out of our house, but on the other hand, we'd need a whole lot of bug spray
If you played Fallout 4 and hated the Bloodbugs... Just imagine...
Shotgun is fine
Nah, that man should be tried for treason and crimes against humanity
If they were that big they wouldn't be as plentiful and we'd've come up with either a way to keep them away or a way to kill them all off.
At least we wouldn't have to deal with them trying to get in our homes
15:50
That voice acting is GOLD 🤌
I wonder if he just stayed there until he died because he was locked down.
@@wrathofainz Literally the worst _imaginable_ fate
@@wrathofainz I mean he would try anything to oof him self now
I love how the crazy non-copyrighted doctor just likes encasing things in amber, from frogs to mosquitos to microphones.
My favorite is always going to be the one where Agent 7 blasts shit at everyone.
All you need now is 10 more likes
Bro that shit had me weak ASF 😂😂😂😂
Mine is the second agent seven episode
@@SupBro-ww9go nice 👍🙂🙂
It's everyone's dream to be a human cannon, the problem is the ammo
Repulsel is such a nostalgic flashback. With that super flash animation feel and then the Minecraft grass sound effects, mwah chefs kiss to the old days
True
yup!
I swear I heard some sort of like slimy noise when he was sliding down the hair
@@williamhoffman7758 you're not the only one
Guy was so shook even his horse galloped backwards lol
Gepetto figured pinocchio needed more wood, so he's going to give it to him.
Best comment I’ve seen in a while
gePEDO
They wanted to be a RealDoll
They got what was coming and became the actual "real doll" instead of the doll they were hoping for
Hope their new life works out with the extra wood
Noooooooo!!!!!!!!
He wanted to be real now he faces the consequences
Someone should make a meme on that "AMBER ALERT"
Hah!
Lmao 😂
That case is old and i'm sick and tired of it
Stop riding johhny's meat
That cool baking dog is the best character in the series.
Definitely deserves a series
Don't forget big hug bill
17:45 the minecraft walking noises are a nice touch
7:30 Mexican soap operas be like
Telenovelas are great
I used to watch this as a kid but after watching this again I just understood the Pinocchio one 💀
I didn't get it, can you explain?
@@thewanderingartists no
@@jacobamador7989 well that was helpful!!
@@thewanderingartists service I provide ;)
@@thewanderingartists there's such thing as a realdoll, which is just a very realistic sex doll. he wanted to be a "realdoll", so Gepetto just gave him a hole
10:39 The fact that he didn’t give them an F is just so kind.
Another 30 minutes of my life well-spent. I make the best decisions! 😏
I love how the mosquitoes carry him off, twice lol
25:39 Bruh,only the bird got sad after his death
The Part 2 of Agent 7 all seemed normal until what happens next it was dark as fuck but then I remembered this is Cyanide & Happiness and all thoughts went away
W h a t
The second Agent 7 animation genuinely makes me sad.
Yeah. DX
Captain cupcakes daddys coming home
Yeah. It doesn’t even have a twist. Its just sad
I FEEL BAD FOR HIM 😭😭😭
Yeah, obviously a well made laser why would it suddenly shut down from exploding someone?
16:18 cracks me up every time.
Insert Taco Bell joke.
He dosnt need the invention
the rock climbing piano teacher mom kids panda one is probably their best sketch ever
Kinda funny when you realize that the doctors actually saved mankind by dying in crysalis and letting the dinosaur doctors recreate us🤣
If you ever feel useless remember that there are fences in big-ass-moscito-park
Its to keep mosquito lovers out (unless they pay)
That bird tear though.. 😢
I always feel sorry for the guy in 'The Park' 😂
Lol the sinking ship one was great 😭😂
16:20 always gets me , Damn you TomSka with you and your butt jokes!
I’m not lying-right after the Big-Ass Mosquito Park, I legit had an ad for the new Jurassic Park movie
I thought the guy was gonna show up and say welcome to circus park
11:35 dog is so sweet
Fun fact: Since Ernst Blofeld's cat was never officially named (although the name "Solomon" comes up once, it's not Blofeld's cat, and he never explicitly had a cat in the books), they could very well be named Captain Cupcakes.
The park is 100% accurate to its base
its
@@patricks_musicamazing
27:10 still don't understand this one even after 2 years lol
It was a phantom pregnancy...because Mrs McCloud is a phantom
I don't understand who is the phantom the mother or the baby or if both of them are phatoms
@@bruhmodeactive3211 ya know, I've wondering that myself ever since this skit was new lol
The part I personally don't get is... why is the doctor in an abandonnes house ? Is HE the ghost ?
The Jurassic park clips are hilarious
27:10 U know C&H is some times dark but most witha funny twist .... but this is straight up random dark - or i dont get the joke. I love it for the sceneary but gosh dang
Abortion was the joke smh
The title "Phantom pregnancy" but in this case the mother is phantom and the baby real.
"phantom pregnancy" Is a condition on where the subject believes they're pregnant but it turns out that it is not the case, the joke here is that it seems like a phantom pregnancy but it is a "phantom" pregnancy.
Phantom baby. The mom is the phantom and the baby is the baby
@@seancopeland1037 oh I actually had no idea what it was trying to say all I knew was it's really creepy lol
16:52 now that is what i call ''explosive Diarrhea
this compilation was just amazing
Need to continue the amber park and clown homicide episodes
The Oven ending is surprisingly wholesome.
(10:50)
Been watching since 2017 and they still make me laugh
Stop making me feel old
So I've done these calculations becore but i've figured out that the lady in "Chivalry" (Along with the boat and hts crew) were traveling 601,200 miles per hour or just under *1/10TH THE SPEED OF FUCKING LIGHT* (670,616,629 MPH)
That isn't right. 601,200 mph is less than a thousandth the speed of light. You missed a few zeros. The speed of light is 300,000,000 m/s or 300,000 km/s which is 670,616,629 mph like you said, which mean to travel the speed of light she would circle the earth over seven times in a second. At 31:32 she travels about 2000 kilometers (1,242.74 mi) in 2 seconds, which is 1000 km/s which is only 0.33% the speed of light.
@@bobthegoat7090 oh right im a fuckin idiot
But how many coats would it take?
@@justindziatkowski7079 130,620 coats.
I did the math.
An average adult coat is 35" long.
I noticed the coats started roughly IN VT (Vermont).
The distance from VT to Europe is 3,732 mi.
3,732 X 35=
130,620.
There you go.
@@bobthegoat7090 But it’s almost exactly the speed of sound. So when she arrives in France all that accordion music is compressed into one great sonic boom.
22:33 it’s more surprising how the guy at the top could hold all of them up
He's been working out
Tbh if the panda wasn’t there the top three would be seriously injured
15:58 when you slide it in and that thang be grippin'
16:42 good God how much Taco Bell did he eat!!!
1 regular taco
unfunny
15:57 is just gruesome to watch
15:57 the sound, of the nut
One doesn’t experience self transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates-🎈
I enjoyed all 32 minutes and 18 seconds of this 32 minutes and 18 second video
"the oven" was simultaneously adorable and depressing, heartbreaking and wholesome.
Bro so strong they use the entire equipment to workout
17:46 THE MINECRAFT GRASS NOISES LMAOO
in the divorce part this man was flabbergasting these kids in to the maximum bro really did that to his own kids💀☠
11:53
Where will the milk come from😏
After the regular-ass dino jumps of the island, you can see for a few frams that the doctor and the woman are on layers above the dinosaur, they appear over it's tail.
Love these compilations
That dog is actually cool man, he bakes cakes and seems so fucking wholesome.
15:58 the most relaxing sound
11 seconds. My personnal best. 😉
"Yesterday is the past"
"Tomorrow is a mystery"
"Today is a gift"
Be always happy and cheerful, because you are always the best
"That's why they call it the present"
Me and my friend have a joke about his house lmao.
Welcome.... to big ass mosquito park🤣
No seriously. Some of the mosquitoes around his house have a 3in wingspan.
2:04 me looting an ancient city in mc forgetting about the warden
Yes the Mega is back
That was a kickass dog
I just realized the hotdogs are made out of fresh kitten feet and blood butt
The pregnancy one is about how Stevie was born
Junk Mail is one of the best and catchy. xD
Is the pregnancy one gonna go anywhere with that baby's mystical powers?
This takes me back to the vine days
I couldn't believe Agent 7 was voiced by Tomska lol.
Mosquito Park was awesome only problem was the rides were itchy and they didn't have any food there except for me 😓😓
When C&H make better Bind mocies than MGM itself.
30:34
*sighs* 8 to 9 business months, my ass!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love the minecraft grass noises in the Repulsel video.
Anyone else notice the Minecraft grass walking sound in the Repulsel sketch?
11:27 C&H's most wholesome and sweet skit. The dog is so cute. 😊
When cupcake the cat died, I actually cried
This stuff cracks me up
I love these. These are like if Hank Venture and Tom Servo were on MadTV.
17:45 is jest the Minecraft grass sound
“World famous Cannon O’Brien” cracked me up cause it was so unexpected!
This is the funniest set of videos I have seen in ages!!!!!!! Each one is so brilliant I can’t even pick a favorite… maybe when agent 7 hadn’t even installed the explosive missile yet 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The frog in Amber still gets me lol
this was great
Turns out Johnny Ham discovered how to make Pokémon Park
I love that 4 surviver joke
Loved this one
Whistling to that tune
17:46
mincraft grass sound
I still can’t get over the Magic Airlines D-
“Malady malady malady” 😂😂
20:45 this was the first on of iver watched
the first time i saw the pinnochio one i was too young to understand my 10 year old self thought he was making room to put his hand in like a sock puppet 💀💀💀
The way he just slid back down the hair tells you everything
The dog from the oven is the gooddest boy
My name is Wael and I suffer with WTFitis, a common condition that’s developed from watching Cyanide and Happiness. Addiction to also part of its symptoms
the jurassic world ones were too good
big ass mosquito park (absolute failure but in my opinion beautiful to see them carry doc away)
regular ass dinosaur park (bigger failure)
amber park (the best attempt doc has made by far)
human park (best attempt by dino doc by farer)
extinction park (too true)
Nice
bro went wild to the villain in the agent 7 short
lol. 17:40, the minecraft step sounds. lol
65 million commercials later... that was pretty funny.
I like how for the repunzel one they used a Minecraft grass noise