Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - #28
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- Опубликовано: 17 окт 2020
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12 HOT shorts in this compilation. #8 will surprise you
Cyanide and Happiness delivers daily comics to your face-hole on explosm.net since 2005!
Shorts:
Sad Larry Begins
Mr. Magnet
Globe-O-Rangers
Clobe-O-Rangers 2
Gender Reveal Party
Dating App
Jonh Battman 3
The Asteroid
Noisy Neighbors
Cloud Dad
Cloud Dad 2
Deserted Island 
Приколы
“Fire attack ”
“Earth attack ”
“Wind attack ”
“Heart attack” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yooo that’s hilarious
Yea that was good
it was funny
the heart ring is one of the most powerful if used to its full extent he could topple civilizations
You ruined it man.....my fault for reading comments before watching it full
I loved that part 😂
Doctor: "I've never seen a baby cry before, they're usually happy to be alive"
I don't like where this is going...
I guess they should have abort that joke.
.
.
Wait NO!
Wait-
*OH HEK NO*
*I F I T D O N T L I K E Y A S H O V E I T B A C K T O T H E V A G I N A-*
*S A Y H E L L O T O Y O U R N E W H O M E*
_usually_
"Why did Kyle get fire while I got a diabetic monkey?" The best quote from these shorts ever
I like how the leader of the globe o rangers is red and fire just like every single leader of any transforming color super group
...how? It wasn't even a punchline... but good for you, whatever floats your boat
I came to the comment section looking for this and was not disappointed.
No, it's not
@@joshyoung1440it doesn’t have to be the punchline to be funny
"Why did Kyle get fireballs and I got a diabetic monkey"
Why is that so funny!?
Because the contrast between controlling fire itself and *having a diabetic monke*
@@lastlyhi NO it's because B A L L S 🤣
“FIRE ATTACK!”
“EARTH ATTACK!”
“WIND ATTACK!”
“HEART ATTACK- *wait wait no no no WAIT-“*
HEART ATTAC-
HEART ATTA... Atta... *AAAAAAAAAA-*
You died, Game Over
Lel
Water attack : 🥲
Mr. Magnet was just too Attractive for his own good.
U gave me one hell of laugh
ha hell because his dead
Eyy
Yes god this comment right here
i dont get it 😭
I like how the robber from Mr. Magnet didn't really wanna hurt anyone, he just wanted the money from the women and didn't wanna bring harm upon the hero or old lady.
“I never seen a baby cry before” Oh my....
Yo that “ Fire Attack! Earth Attack! Wind Attack! Heart Attack “ joke was amazing
That was fucking hilarious 🤣🤣😂😂
ohhh i get it 💀💀💀
It was
I think the best magic power for the fourth hero is water. This is how this idea of mine makes sense: Earth, Fire, Wind, and Water.
That was so fucking hilarious
I like that that guy was legitimately concerned with the wellbeing of the diabetic monkey.
Yeah but he was ultimately going to kill him
If he had life that would be good
@@rainbow-the-elemental i mean in captain planet the heart ring gives telepathy and the ability to control animals. it had powers.
that that t h a t t h a t
Reject superpowers
Return to monke
I feel like that Batman is such a nice person
The heart attack made me laugh for over 10 minutes. No joke. It was hard to breath but i'm ok now. Awesome job
It wasn’t because of laughing, his power effected you but he died before anything major happened and it ended
I'd be sad too if my name was Larry Larrison.
@Adnan Yusuf well your rude
@@BlueBirdOfFrendliness well I agree
I agree it a pretty sad name
@@leowcheewai8053 Well i think It's a reference
@@filipemartinho1753 well ok
Now the only thing we need is
Sad Larry: The trilogy
@Ì Àm ĶəvïņBB stop spamming no one here wants to see your trashy video
Trilogy? There was much more episodes
B
There should be sad larry the snap where he brakes and goes on a rampage
Did somebody say trilogy?
"Parent Murder" is such a wild phrase LMAOOO
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME WHEN BABIES ARE BORN THEY LAUGH AND NOT CRY😂😂
"Fire attack!
"Earth attack!"
"Wind attack!"
"Heart attack"
wait a second
Lol
69 likes
So now we know why Larry is always depressed like damn
Dis boy got assaulted
I’d also like to point out the mother gave up drinking for 3 months. Not 9 months. So Larry’s brain could still be deformed as shit.
because he was born with 5 o'clock shadow and butt hair.
i ALSO just noticed that the other "normal" baby was larry's original work partner seen in the first sad larry short
with the same dance and kicking too
@@rbreachgamer54 yes he is the same person
"My car has a face like me and it's too long to turn corners"
THAT ONE GOT ME OMG
I've never seen a baby cry before, they are usually happy to be alive!!
Damn sad Larry’s parents hated him as soon he was born that’s cold
well
I neVer Saw a bAby cry beFore.
@@cascas9656 usally they are happy to be born
@@cascas9656 ?
Well he was crying for no reason at all
Arash had one job and didn't even put his whole heart in it.
Ooh nice!
Fire attack! 🔥
Wind attack! 💨
Earth attack! 🌎
Heart attack! ♥️🔫
Oh no
you know I was wondering. what would have happend if he still had the power of monkey when they summoned him? Would he just get the heart of a monkey with diabetes?
😕💀
'' Hit him harder''😂
4:02 What a lucky dude
when the villain cares more about you than your teammates
username
@@Clavinohou ?????
@@goh5301 you seem to be some kind of god
@@FabelWings yes god of japanese porn its not much but its honest work
God sake’s he was slowly dying every second with those two people screaming nonstop that’s living hell
When the "bad guy" is the only to notice that he was dying 7:07
You're bad guy but that doesn't mean you're a bad guy.
lmao those three heroes says generic villain shit when they got their powers lmao
@@acidmana6141 _I AM A G O D_
Heart attack
ok ok here's something better, maybe. "Disappointing sun, TRHOW HIM INTO THE SUN"
here time stamp 11:19 (also you get what i mean in the DISAPPOINTING SUN part)
Shut up, redditor
1:18 The sims in a nutshell.
“My car has a face like me and its too long to turn corners”🤣
“Why did Kyle get fire balls and I got a diabetic monkey?” Lol
my dog just died of diabetes , lol .
@@miyahpherigo3044 Lol...wait what?
@@miyahpherigo3044 lol
@@miyahpherigo3044 I'm so sorry for your loss. :(
@@miyahpherigo3044 lol the dog died
2:17 I love how the criminal was also legitimately concerned
Lmao fr. when he said I can’t go to jail I thought he was gonna dip but he stayed and called the ambulance
The hero technically killed himself
Uno reverse
Why is no one talking about the fact that the hero was literally gonna shoot the criminal
plot twist: hero planned this to make criminal feel bad
"why did Kyle get fire, and I got a diabetic monkey?"
BEST LINE EVER! 🤣🤣🤣
“I know its gonna be beautiful and have your eyes”
Her eyes:⚫️👄⚫️
"Do you know how long I gave up drinking to grow you? 3 months!" *Pregnancy is 9 months* _hold up_
10 months but we go with that
Ridding
𝙃𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙪𝙥
@@JonSon-hq7gi true! Between 37 weeks (like 9 months and a quarter) and 42 weeks (like 10,5 months)
*lets back that up*
STOP KILLING HIM
Me: hes still alive
@h lord so what? i cant have a tf2 pfp? i have to have a toad pfp?
His not hes
@@palanisamy820 is that a joke?
Ur fked up
@@unknownuser8454 always have been
Let's just not notice that he's born with a blue blanket around him..
You can see the doctor grab it
You could see the doctor put it on the baby.
7:35
i cupped my hand over my mouth when i saw this
Imagine going to stop a robbery and then just being stabbed by every metal object within a 20 meter radius
@Ì Àm ĶəvïņBB Bro shut up
@Mitch Wheeler looks like the work of an enamy stand
Imagine having earring on or even worse a a bellybutton ring
2KM* radius
@@CringeAnimations69420 STAR PLATI oh wait platinum is metal
Oh crap oh no
03:57
Arash: What is my gift Mother Earth?
Mother Earth: Mmm, Monkey
Yes
Mother earth: now you get heart attack
Yeah that’s what the video says
*möñķý*
Master Oogway, you saved me! Why?
"I coulda done cumulolingus" -- that finished me 😂
god imagine if magneto went through the same thing as Mr. Magnet
"I've never seen a baby cry before"
Tomska
@Adnan Yusuf that's what they said in the video
Womb to tomb
Dat means they all ded
I thought the heart was for love that's why she said it sucks and was expecting the pig to fall in love with him but the heart attack was much better
Yes ._.
just realized that "that other baby" from 'sad larry begins' was the tie guy from 'sad larry's day off'
e: and the same dancin' guy from 'sad larry'
What is more sad than sad Larry's begin ? The fact a lot of people who watched this had memories on their mind as they lived similar things
“Fire Attack”
“Earth Attack”
“Wind Attack”
...
“Heart Attack”
HOLD UP-
Wait his power was only to give that super dude his heart not use it in powers
That guy from Death Note:
*HEAVY* *BREATHING*
sometimes i wonder what the writers at Explosm are on. whatever it is, keep doing it.
(edit: yeah, i get it. it’s cyanide.)
Haha lmao
Whatever it is I want some
I want it too
Definitely acid 😂😂😂😂
They high
1:39
"I HATE GODDAMN MARGARITA"
All's fun and games, but one more word and you'll be annialated for good.
She said "I need a goddamn margarita"
She said "I need a goddamn margarita"
“No more just us, now it just me”
-John Batman
Baby at the start of the video: *literally crying*
Captions: [Applause]
Baby Larry literally grew ass hair and a beard as soon as he was born, now that's my son
" I never said it was exclusive... thats waltr premium" xD had me DEAD
"HEART ATTACK" was the bomb XDD
It’s a boy: yay
It’s a girl: yay
It’s sad Larry: LARRY COME ON STOP CRYING IM IN MORE PAIN THEN YOU
XD
"Heart Attack" - this made my boring working day. Thx!)
Lol
😂
Same XDDDD
Hahaha same🤣
Lol
"Never said we were exclusive,... That's walter premium " omg his face XD
The heart attack one I couldn't breathe and it felt like I was dying it was so funny
Neither could he
Your power is...
M O N K E
Return to monke
Monke flip
reject humanity. return to m o n k e
𝙢𝙢𝙢 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙚
We're banana
Waltr: Dating Simplified *Disclaimer: Includes cheating*
That’s Walter premium
What the hell, walter!? Walter!!! Yeah we're a angry mob!!! Get back here, walter! He's within 50 feet of our location. Keep searching! We're gonna break his heart!!!!
I recognized one of the women in one of the previous shorts called confession. Doug told philomena that he's an alcoholic and she spotted out her drink and he drank it up!😂😂😂😂
So that's why Larry is the way he is, poor man.
"I could have done "cumulalingus"" lmaooooooo
This show makes me smile
..but it also makes me scared of the people at Explosm Entertainment
@Ì Àm ĶəvïņBB
Stfu
same
me 2
I don’t know whether I should be more scared that they come up with these or that I get what they’re thinking.
Good to see another among us pfp
"Fire, Earth, Air, m o n k e"
*monke
You actually edited it to monke you fucking legend
@@busterji2229 lmao
Diabetic monke*
He protect
He attac
But most importantly he gets da heart attac
I laughed when Kyle,jabari,and ayumi summoned general globe without his heart and he died instantly because arash didn't give the hero his heart due to having a heart attack
what if arash could give other people heart attacks
From what I heard the heart ring is actually broken and more powerful than the others I just don’t know what it does
new kira alert
Just like the CIA... or.. McDonald’s.
Nobody:
Arash: my power is *M O N K E*
Imagine him mastering his power and able to stop in the beast Titan
summon*
Every time he summon his monke, he should say " HMMMM MONKE"
R E T U R N T O M O N K E
DIABATIC M O N K E
"attract this!"
"GLADLY"
Mr.magnet had the springlocks go off 💀
"I've got a car with my face on it, and it's too long to turn corners"
That line always makes me laugh
Lol
I don't get it :(
@@softwet6393 John Batman says it to Dan sooperman
@@scpfoundation2040 Please go into detail.
Fire attack🔥
Earth attack🌲
Wind attack🌬️
Heart attack💔
I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣
Me too 😂🤣
"My car has a face like me and is too long to turn corners."
Oh John Battman. You are the hero we deserve.
Walter seems like a really fun guy to be around
Wait till he steals your girlfriend or boyfriend, depending on how he's associating with people using waltr
"Keep hitting him!"
That's proper parenting!
Sounds like my parents
That's the formula of old gen South Asian Parents
Mine are one of them
Can you please not joke about this sort of stuff...?😔😔 some people actually have to go through this and that includes me..
@@hotdawg1176 Oh God, is that true? If they are actually hurting you physically, you have to go for help. Even if you're still a child, you have the right to live a life without pain!! That's a basic human right!! Speak with your best friend or go to the police. That's not how parents should treat their children! I know it's easy for me to say that as someone who doesn't have such circumstances at home. But trust me, if you're doing nothing about this, it will not get better. I wish you luck and succes for now and for your future.
@@hotdawg1176 if you can’t handle jokes you shouldn’t be on this channel. And I go through it too so I’m not trying to be rude
Bruh.....The heart attack part was the greatest
The irony....lmao
My dumbass u got me😭😭
Lol
@@deesmoove3198 tf u mean
@@meettheinmans7175 I think he means the read more
Not sure that's irony bro
5:59 "heart attack" gets an gert attack, bro took that seriously
I mean Mr. Magnet wouldn't actually attract bullets since most handgun bullets are made of Nickel. But every else is magnetic 😂
"my car has my face on it and it's too long to turn corners"
John Battman
I wanna see happy Larry.
(Sad Larry's long lost brother)
Given that we just got a new "sad Larry" with a cloud dad, I wouldn't hope for anything "happy" anytime soon.
Definitely would be his sister lol
@@dontmindme5879 I mind you
Anybody else just want to like... hug him?
@@creeperqueen1805 I dont
I have now watched every single cyanide and happiness compilation
The first child versus the middle child 4:30
"My car has a face like me and it's too long to turn corners"
Favorite line no doubt
Mr. Magnet was almost a good superhero. He had a neat power and puns. If only he hadn't ATTRACTED death, he could've teamed up with Shark Rad
But Shark Rad is such a loser!
Cool pfp
@@suspect3633 LMAO
Dude the first one killed me lmao💀
"I never seen a baby cry before"
What a shitty doctor xD
“Do I have to get sugar-free bananas?” Oh lord do not
@@Joojins I literally don’t even know
"Earth"
"Water"
"Fire"
"Mmm monke"
Long ago the 4 nations lived in harmony, but then everything changed when the diabetes nation attack
*wind
But everything changed when the heart attacked
@@drloveakalovexpert6080 r/wooosh
@Dream is a Clown the wooosh-er that wooosh-ed the wooosh-er just got wooosh-ed
lol.
@Dream is a Clown "Only r/wooosh if you mean it"
Heart attack was the funniest shot
I think Sad Larry’s ability is to anomalously increase irritability in any person he comes across. He’s also cursed to be paranormally sad for no reason.
The real question is, why does Larry have a tooth as soon as he’s born???
It's a Moé tooth clearly
@@willdingwall8503 and a hairy butt
It must've been so painful for a newborn baby to grow a tooth, and that fast! No wonder he was upset (aside from normal baby crying)
ASS HAIR
AND A FUCKING BEARD
A SAD ONE AT THAT
And why was that other new born able to stand up and dance
“I have a car with my face on it that’s too long to turn corners”
Globe-O Rangers at 3:16, reminded me of The Jewel Kingdom book series when I was a little kid.
Henlo
“Your power, Arash, is... Monky.”
Coming Soon: Airplane Dad vs Cloud Dad
The perfect crossover doesn't exis...
Top 10 anime fights
Airplane dad vs the Towers twin
@@Jorbanana No
What about Ladder Dad
That gender reveal one is possibly the darkest one I’ve seen yet
Sorry but what the mean I didn't get it.
HoshinoOtakuu98 the blue deflated balloon meant it was a boy but it was a miscarriage
Yea...that took me a minute to get
Never watch "Sad ending" then
@@milbryj.5724 WHYYYYY???
Heart attack 😂😂😂
Damn Larry really has always been sad lol
I lost it when he said “heart attack”
"they're usually happy to be alive" lmao
That Mr. Magnet made me cry laughing
Oh please more of John batman and his friends.... this is brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂