Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - #14

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @jonathonwaser7381
    @jonathonwaser7381 4 года назад +857

    "The farmer" really got me on that one lol...the expression on the cows face was priceless

    • @perryplaya6945
      @perryplaya6945 3 года назад +20

      I literally starting laughing so hard tears came out of my eyes

    • @fraudden
      @fraudden 3 года назад +12

      Frl I was shocked i thought he was sad bcs of he was working all the time

    • @TheCoolerMox
      @TheCoolerMox 3 года назад +10

      It was time for Thomas to leave… for he had seen everything

    • @duck123duckduck3
      @duck123duckduck3 3 года назад +4

      It is better than every video one it

    • @boogerohgravy
      @boogerohgravy 3 года назад +4

      Next time put on a timestamp like 2:13
      Also that's a random timestamp

  • @mellowdium1334
    @mellowdium1334 5 лет назад +2294

    Rudy should be in a roasting tournament

    • @rey4874
      @rey4874 5 лет назад +27

      You pfp is perfect

    • @kingtreedede7303
      @kingtreedede7303 5 лет назад +11

      The Giant Spider he can’t because he’s not roasting
      He’s only Insulting

    • @Logan619ine-i5q
      @Logan619ine-i5q 5 лет назад +4

      The Giant Spider that’s probably how he made all of his money lol

    • @greenpixel716
      @greenpixel716 5 лет назад +2

      Yes he should

    • @spongeeee3996
      @spongeeee3996 5 лет назад +4

      It’s still relevant god damn it! Good ass reply ass

  • @Flyboy207
    @Flyboy207 5 лет назад +881

    “Captain, we’ve got a problem! We’re taking on space!”
    I had to stop the video and finish laughing

    • @0Ploxx
      @0Ploxx 5 лет назад +14

      I only just understood the David Bowie’s locker joke

    • @Silencesi_.
      @Silencesi_. 4 года назад

      I did not understand it?

    • @Silencesi_.
      @Silencesi_. 4 года назад

      I was laughing so much me to

    • @twisty7973
      @twisty7973 4 года назад +2

      There is 666 likes.Well $hit.

    • @avikorneyev6581
      @avikorneyev6581 4 года назад +1

      It wasn't that funny

  • @e_pluribus_unum252
    @e_pluribus_unum252 4 года назад +436

    Killgore could only have gotten in the pen because he wanted to be in the pen... thats the scariest part

  • @user-eu6sj2gj1t
    @user-eu6sj2gj1t 7 лет назад +5860

    Man I love the Rudy episode.

    • @JDMricist
      @JDMricist 7 лет назад +83

      OMG me too! It's my favorite, It's the one I show everybody to get them into C&H.

    • @user-eu6sj2gj1t
      @user-eu6sj2gj1t 7 лет назад +26

      Ye, I was like, I didnt see that!

    • @zulioner7880
      @zulioner7880 7 лет назад +115

      makin' me proudass

    • @deathtoisa
      @deathtoisa 7 лет назад +148

      Disrespectful orange-picking ass.

    • @balance3809
      @balance3809 7 лет назад +48

      Ol bitch ass rare ass Pepe you'll ever see head ass, ol bitch ass suicidal frog lookin ass, ol long ass arm having son of a bitch

  • @Tigercup9
    @Tigercup9 7 лет назад +516

    I hope Rudy became a rapper. He was damn good at improv insults.

    • @levibrooks1534
      @levibrooks1534 7 лет назад +18

      Some Guy orange pickin ass grave defiling ass

    • @mustacheproductions8469
      @mustacheproductions8469 7 лет назад +13

      Some Guy
      I didn't like Rudy he was to rude he was a stupid little orange drinking ass bad father ass no good little shitty ass.
      Pls do not take this seriously or Kilgore or a Potato will kill you in your sleep.

    • @damisterboss357
      @damisterboss357 7 лет назад +8

      I don't think he insulted as much as he just said "ass" a lot

  • @meatballg8655
    @meatballg8655 5 лет назад +1006

    "Otherwise this vessel will fill with space and drag us down to David bowie's locker" that has to be the greatest throwaway pun ever devised

  • @hydrex6819
    @hydrex6819 4 года назад +2215

    Is nobody going to talk about how on the Gym Class obstacle course, there was barbed wire kids had to crawl under? Nobody?

    • @metazoxan2
      @metazoxan2 4 года назад +117

      Or how about the fact that the course was apparently dangerous enough to permanently paralyze someone?
      Like no matter how bad that kid was that shouldn't be possible.

    • @Oversizedcatgod
      @Oversizedcatgod 4 года назад +12

      I would like but it is at 69

    • @hydrex6819
      @hydrex6819 4 года назад +8

      @@Oversizedcatgod I respect you for that

    • @Synetity
      @Synetity 4 года назад +6

      Yeah i was wondering why barbed wire was there

    • @alt4388
      @alt4388 3 года назад +6

      You never did that in school?

  • @JJangGuns
    @JJangGuns 5 лет назад +2765

    One day I will write down everything Rudy says

    • @Forlorn_Overseer
      @Forlorn_Overseer 4 года назад +20

      @Thulium no u

    • @xvcrypto1727
      @xvcrypto1727 4 года назад +9

      damn right

    • @jennifergrande5069
      @jennifergrande5069 4 года назад +2

      Spirit Of Yaoi I would like to see u do that 🙄

    • @ConnerPlays360
      @ConnerPlays360 4 года назад +169

      "Ayy teach get the molasses outta your ass and bring me that juice will ya you one mile an hour walking no running ass feet dragging turtle son of a bitch, the hell I can't you bitch ass toupee wearing fish eye'd two year college degree earning no wife or kids having mustard stain on his shirt kindergarten teaching ass, diploma handing dress wearing funny hat ass, first generation of your family to graduate college ass, love at first site ass three sugars two creams in her coffee, first date having a romantically compatible ass independent women big titty, make me the happiest man in the world ass, love of my life ass till death do us part I do vow and ring wearing, tiny embroitic ass no finger print having third trimester son of a, beautiful ass umbilical cord cutting little dick having, bitch ass no baseball catching, ??? straight A's making me proud ass, cats in the cradle ass, first grandchild ass life begins life ass diaper full of shit stinking, touching ass surrounded by loved ones ass wouldn't change a goddamn thing making me cry ass motherfucking ready for death ass me sheeiiiiitttt.......... Disrespectful orange picking ass grave defiling" there you go you lazy ass bitch ass motherfucker - Rudy

    • @Tajjeeralak
      @Tajjeeralak 4 года назад +1

      MoonX Cool OH MY GOD

  • @jongenix1631
    @jongenix1631 5 лет назад +8743

    The first one was the biggest plot twist I have ever seen.

  • @wessmoore7894
    @wessmoore7894 5 лет назад +1983

    13:55
    Can confirm, that’s how bull riding works.
    Edit: I’m strongly considering making a Bethesda joke as well.

    • @anggungbimo5287
      @anggungbimo5287 5 лет назад +39

      I think the bull is glitch....like a bug in a game i guess

    • @Buttmunch457
      @Buttmunch457 5 лет назад +10

      Wess Moore did I see the bull rideing one correctly or am I going insane

    • @wessmoore7894
      @wessmoore7894 5 лет назад +2

      Stitch Conybear
      Yes.

    • @majintwin1482
      @majintwin1482 5 лет назад +14

      The Bull will be fixed in the next update of life

    • @wessmoore7894
      @wessmoore7894 5 лет назад +17

      Majintwin Jr
      It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

  • @JargonMadjin
    @JargonMadjin 4 года назад +163

    The first clip had one of the best buildups I've ever seen, making the punchline so effective

  • @yamano7527
    @yamano7527 4 года назад +337

    The rodeo bull just straight glitching into the ground got me way too good lmao

  • @critical_crunch
    @critical_crunch 4 года назад +480

    13:55 When the server starts lagging:

  • @nicholasbouchard7077
    @nicholasbouchard7077 4 года назад +459

    Stephan queen’s
    The
    Book

    • @bradceplina
      @bradceplina 4 года назад +12

      The movie adaptation was awful

    • @panesolo3082
      @panesolo3082 4 года назад +4

      That got me 🤣

    • @bradceplina
      @bradceplina 3 года назад +2

      @Thiny Sihaneath agreed I just hope Netflix doesn’t make a live action series lol

    • @angelthebudgie4148
      @angelthebudgie4148 3 года назад

      The only good sequel

    • @RYCH3
      @RYCH3 3 года назад

      I read it. Greet read!

  • @luigilegend1111
    @luigilegend1111 4 года назад +453

    How it feels to chew 5 gum: 15:19
    5 gum simulate your senses

    • @Ren_yup
      @Ren_yup 3 года назад +1

      Lol hi foxy 😁

    • @natashazuniga409
      @natashazuniga409 3 года назад +5

      Lol thanks for being the funniest of fhe day

    • @bokajjj_
      @bokajjj_ 3 года назад +3

      how it chews to gum five feels.
      senses your stimulate

    • @guywithgrasspfp
      @guywithgrasspfp 3 года назад

      i chewed 6 one time and it was like chewing a big gum

    • @sai_lg1070
      @sai_lg1070 3 года назад

      lol

  • @IshrixTheGoblin
    @IshrixTheGoblin 5 лет назад +81

    I've followed you guys for nearly 15 years now. From deviantart all the way to Facebook and honestly, at this point in time, I really have to tell you....
    You're like 75% responsible for my sense of humor

    • @MattEBF5
      @MattEBF5 2 года назад +5

      have my like just for dedication

    • @funguy3259
      @funguy3259 Год назад +2

      F

  • @tacomuncher3582
    @tacomuncher3582 6 лет назад +588

    15:15 damn the mom just pushin away her daughter like that

  • @garfieldfan2005
    @garfieldfan2005 7 лет назад +1396

    Still hoping for those compilation compilations.

  • @patricks_music
    @patricks_music 4 года назад +179

    14:19 The amount of G force to negative G force he would be experiencing would be astounding

  • @sarahbirman8495
    @sarahbirman8495 7 лет назад +73

    14:51 hey the Wilhem scream. Also I must say Killgore the Bull was the funniest damn thing

  • @Squiviathan
    @Squiviathan 6 лет назад +620

    1:43 extreme plot twist

  • @bradritter1244
    @bradritter1244 4 года назад +854

    The milk machine one is just wrong

    • @Skuzzley
      @Skuzzley 4 года назад +24

      Yes.

    • @manthespoon
      @manthespoon 4 года назад +2

      Please help idk what happened

    • @manthespoon
      @manthespoon 4 года назад +7

      Nvm i just finished it wtf

    • @888fuxfate2
      @888fuxfate2 4 года назад +2

      Ya

    • @slenderplayz1137
      @slenderplayz1137 4 года назад +1

      What happened? I didn't know! But I'm pretty sure I don't want to know

  • @slapsahoy
    @slapsahoy 4 года назад +84

    "DAMN RIGHT." Best quote ever

  • @ShugoCharaXion
    @ShugoCharaXion 6 лет назад +498

    15:18 how i feel after a laggy game

    • @stillagustusgloop
      @stillagustusgloop 5 лет назад +8

      I know right XD 😂🤣😂🙃😂🤣😁😁🤣☠️

    • @kalebbruwer
      @kalebbruwer 5 лет назад +4

      This man knows. He knows the pain that no man should ever feel.

    • @Rose-lb5xc
      @Rose-lb5xc 5 лет назад +2

      Ikr!!!

  • @deadaf6098
    @deadaf6098 4 года назад +1588

    Rudy's wife put up with his rudeness her whole life😂

  • @phillipberk5767
    @phillipberk5767 7 лет назад +3262

    Omg why did the Killgore one bother me so much.

    • @Pronzershrecken
      @Pronzershrecken 7 лет назад +42

      Is it an reference? :v

    • @oscarbaggs3660
      @oscarbaggs3660 7 лет назад +107

      he means mentally disturbed

    • @yosoymolinaa
      @yosoymolinaa 7 лет назад +20

      It's an SFM character

    • @vettebros6002
      @vettebros6002 7 лет назад +5

      Phillip Berk idk

    • @masterchef1174
      @masterchef1174 7 лет назад +108

      i think killgore was what they got when they started playing with 3-D animation and they just decided to make a normal C&H episode around it.

  • @ethanwalls8225
    @ethanwalls8225 3 года назад +21

    "Haha his legs dont work no more" always gonna be my favorite line

  • @johnbjerke5759
    @johnbjerke5759 4 года назад +247

    16:15 when someone falls into the river in Lego city

    • @tqser
      @tqser 4 года назад +3

      What does the horse eat?

    • @tusk444
      @tusk444 4 года назад +2

      Hey

    • @aaauuguhu9048
      @aaauuguhu9048 4 года назад +1

      Hahahaha

    • @heheboi1206
      @heheboi1206 4 года назад +1

      haha nice one

    • @repreduck
      @repreduck 4 года назад +2

      To make it better press this 16:16

  • @the_odd_raccjr895
    @the_odd_raccjr895 4 года назад +141

    1:43 They had us at the first half not gonna lie

    • @kingmystery8425
      @kingmystery8425 3 года назад +1

      Its wholesome at the first half

    • @Sladebomb69
      @Sladebomb69 3 года назад

      That was better than the alternative

    • @TygerHillis
      @TygerHillis Год назад

      @@Sladebomb69I thought they were gonna kill them

  • @lucidcloaks1592
    @lucidcloaks1592 5 лет назад +472

    17:51 THAT GUY LIVED WHILE RUDY GREW UP AND DIED AND HIS GRANDSON IS ABOUT 18 AND THAT TEACHER IS STILL ALIVE!!!
    Edit: this got a lot of likes bruh, wtf😳😂

    • @marieparisi4522
      @marieparisi4522 4 года назад +13

      Well he died right after

    • @rydermc777
      @rydermc777 4 года назад +2

      Wow

    • @littlebois1813
      @littlebois1813 4 года назад +2

      Bro that’s. The joke

    • @doctordomino5073
      @doctordomino5073 4 года назад +1

      Never underestimate the power of *_CANCER_*

    • @manthespoon
      @manthespoon 4 года назад

      Well f b a n s d a f b a f o n c d a
      These are the intials of the words

  • @hilariouskiyu6105
    @hilariouskiyu6105 4 года назад +84

    "The same thing people call love is the same thing that causes animals to want to breed" - Rick S.

  • @clearskies210
    @clearskies210 4 года назад +799

    11:23
    not gonna lie but that's a cool story for a horror movie
    guy making people into wooden furniture
    edit: didnt expect this to get so many likes lmao

    • @clearskies210
      @clearskies210 4 года назад

      @RPC008 OFFICIAL thanks for being a downer

    • @commasui525
      @commasui525 4 года назад +6

      now that i think about it, the idea is boring. i cant rlly see how its suppose to be scary

    • @idiotgay
      @idiotgay 4 года назад +14

      but, the people aren't even the furniture. he could just skip the whole chopping up bodies part and still have the same nice wooden furniture

    • @clearskies210
      @clearskies210 4 года назад +5

      @@commasui525 it wouldn't be a good idea but it's a pretty stupid fun horror idea, you know? doesn't have to be good.

    • @clearskies210
      @clearskies210 4 года назад

      @@idiotgay why dontcha ask the guy why he makes people into furniture hm? maybe you'll get an answer.

  • @_onyx_hunt2994
    @_onyx_hunt2994 6 лет назад +257

    Rudy went out like a BOSS!

  • @justnoahplayingroblox2396
    @justnoahplayingroblox2396 5 лет назад +1619

    How is the teacher not already dead but Rudy died
    I AM CONFUSION

    • @chrisruiz2883
      @chrisruiz2883 5 лет назад +26

      Yes the teacher is older than Rudy

    • @mckaleighwatson3942
      @mckaleighwatson3942 5 лет назад +87

      My teacher has out lived three classes of graduates. He brings us cookies.

    • @businessmail4929
      @businessmail4929 5 лет назад +13

      Hello Mr Confusion

    • @chrisflake3904
      @chrisflake3904 5 лет назад +23

      Hello CONFUSION
      Im Dad
      Sorry just had to do those shitty dad jokes

    • @antoniss1994
      @antoniss1994 4 года назад +8

      Rudy was 70 and the teacher 90

  • @matthewchristeson6589
    @matthewchristeson6589 3 года назад +68

    Gym Class is one of my favorites. I love the coach at the end mocking the boy after he mocked the handicapped girl. Moral of the story? Don't ridicule someone for their misfortunes or shortcomings, and rise above your handicaps as best you can. You are capable of so much more than it may seem.

    • @lilgaymarker
      @lilgaymarker 3 года назад +5

      yousa neva gona walk again

    • @jellymatsuryuka6853
      @jellymatsuryuka6853 2 года назад

      Didn't they ridicule the boy after? Does that make them all handicapped?

  • @sticks5671
    @sticks5671 6 лет назад +774

    Damn that bulls a hacker

  • @wolfqueen2996
    @wolfqueen2996 7 лет назад +205

    the cows face made me laugh!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @dillfizz5487
    @dillfizz5487 5 лет назад +387

    18:20 did anybody notice the credits at the end, besides me?

    • @bismillahrestraunt
      @bismillahrestraunt 5 лет назад +3

      Ye

    • @alaskagyal
      @alaskagyal 5 лет назад +28

      comment making me notice things i didn't notice ass

    • @L8ackrose
      @L8ackrose 5 лет назад +6

      Did you noticed the year he died. 18:00

    • @andrewo94
      @andrewo94 5 лет назад +1

      XD that is awsome

    • @羊义
      @羊义 5 лет назад

      What?

  • @solsomnium7186
    @solsomnium7186 Год назад +15

    when you need to turn your failed 3d animation test into a video 13:36

  • @rekcufrehtoM-olleH
    @rekcufrehtoM-olleH 5 лет назад +566

    15:36
    Just a regular order list:
    Brunettes $3
    Red Heads $3
    Cookies $3
    Butts $4

  • @limitedlunar3954
    @limitedlunar3954 5 лет назад +283

    That backround danger sound effect reminds me of McDonald in the morning.
    2:25

  • @suzannewunnenberg3089
    @suzannewunnenberg3089 6 лет назад +837

    12:50 that brown cow has seen things

    • @robertoalarcon3050
      @robertoalarcon3050 5 лет назад

      suzanne wunnenberg lol

    • @sharon-gm3ih
      @sharon-gm3ih 5 лет назад +16

      Do not ruin the 69 likes PLEASE

    • @sctr05
      @sctr05 5 лет назад +22

      Whoever ruined the 69 likes is a monster

    • @-wyure-9814
      @-wyure-9814 5 лет назад +10

      Bitch-ass toupee-wearin fisheye'd two year college degree earnin no wife n' kids havin', mustsrd stain on shirt kinder garden teachin' ass

    • @brokenlampdoesthings5939
      @brokenlampdoesthings5939 5 лет назад +3

      It's seen better days

  • @darkizuku7591
    @darkizuku7591 4 года назад +19

    Ngl, the Gym class one is legitimately inspiring and fun.

  • @doctordomino5073
    @doctordomino5073 4 года назад +77

    9:45
    School bully when 1st grader scrapes their knee on the sidewalk:

  • @Sejikan
    @Sejikan 5 лет назад +438

    Ha ha! his legs don't work no more!

  • @Bendytube72
    @Bendytube72 4 года назад +85

    They synced killgor with the cowboy perfectly. and also that was my favorite short in this compilation.

  • @renzyydelacruzz6752
    @renzyydelacruzz6752 4 года назад +11

    14:07 is where it made me laugh in tears...

  • @TheGoldenSwitch
    @TheGoldenSwitch 5 лет назад +163

    0:13 Nice Book You Got There...

    • @mewexum7554
      @mewexum7554 5 лет назад +1

      Stephen Queens, the book

  • @marioencuentraivaldi9727
    @marioencuentraivaldi9727 6 лет назад +246

    14:15 Ubisoft Bull

  • @montablanc1
    @montablanc1 5 лет назад +311

    Oh God, now I need an entire crate of Rudy Oranges

  • @ekkagames824
    @ekkagames824 3 года назад +7

    This show never runs out of time!!
    No matter what year u watch this, its funny as hell 🤣🤣

  • @micindelta7445
    @micindelta7445 7 лет назад +2381

    the "bull" one is the nightmare of animator

  • @sukinnhyskx29
    @sukinnhyskx29 6 лет назад +152

    8:49 the magic pole just apeeard

  • @lightningshox
    @lightningshox 5 лет назад +247

    The Killgore short was the only one that actually made me laugh.
    There’s nothing funnier that a spazmatic, glitchy bull cause utter hell

    • @DW-vl2wi
      @DW-vl2wi 5 лет назад +3

      That's nice bud. Stop sharing your opinion now please.

    • @pamelawaid7261
      @pamelawaid7261 5 лет назад +11

      dude same i was dying at the shitty 3d animation

    • @hazelsong401
      @hazelsong401 5 лет назад +11

      *UDDER hell

    • @lightningshox
      @lightningshox 5 лет назад

      🤣

    • @geebarnes930
      @geebarnes930 4 года назад +8

      D W who are you to do that? If he wants to share his opinion let him.

  • @stovolbelinche3178
    @stovolbelinche3178 3 года назад +6

    the second cows face is flawless and priceless work

  • @GreenEyedPsycho
    @GreenEyedPsycho 5 лет назад +44

    14:50 rip rodeo clown he was a hero among us all

  • @LordusTopHattus5392
    @LordusTopHattus5392 5 лет назад +193

    I thought that one about should we have kids was gonna be normal but I don’t know what I was expecting 😂

  • @pleskaczstenly
    @pleskaczstenly 5 лет назад +393

    7:45 Bottom left corner, there is buttshark.

  • @sv5334
    @sv5334 4 года назад +74

    "With everything going on out there, its a dangerous world out there"
    five seconds later throw kids out into the dangerous world

  • @kittycawn_
    @kittycawn_ 5 лет назад +192

    *looks everywhere but mouth*
    "Oh, I had a tickle in my throat."

  • @ThatGurlXD-ti6zr
    @ThatGurlXD-ti6zr 4 года назад +141

    Rudy still has 9 years to live. Live on my guy.

  • @bungerburger5771
    @bungerburger5771 7 лет назад +216

    Turtles are neat so is this channel

    • @juanTURTLEking
      @juanTURTLEking 7 лет назад +6

      I respect you

    • @lou-zg4ru
      @lou-zg4ru 7 лет назад

      Gavin the Turtle i like turtles

    • @noname-sg6qx
      @noname-sg6qx 7 лет назад

      не съм ДЖОН СИНА А СЪМ ПИЧ austin hawk talon

    • @allsopp44ify
      @allsopp44ify 7 лет назад +3

      Gavin the Turtle I like turtles

    • @cosminBig1
      @cosminBig1 7 лет назад

      my brother

  • @janinetaylor3397
    @janinetaylor3397 4 года назад +29

    THIS ISN'T EVEN MY HOUSE
    Im dying with laughter

  • @luvliijenni3062
    @luvliijenni3062 5 лет назад +111

    1:50 the dog reaction had me rolling on the floor

    • @sandmankun5813
      @sandmankun5813 5 лет назад +1

      No use 1:45 you can edit it

    • @TygerHillis
      @TygerHillis Год назад

      @@sandmankun5813that doesn’t show the dog.

  • @andieplayzhai4918
    @andieplayzhai4918 4 года назад +43

    That Killgore bull is the animation your teacher chose in RUclips.

  • @jeremiahjoseph3483
    @jeremiahjoseph3483 7 лет назад +277

    The girl in the gym class is so cool

    • @rendemption7112
      @rendemption7112 6 лет назад +3

      No she isn’t, she’s had practice and she has a lot of knowledge

    • @mayabullick5474
      @mayabullick5474 6 лет назад +7

      Cedrickswagger still cool

    • @thiccramen5796
      @thiccramen5796 6 лет назад

      Jeremiah Joseph I know.

    • @WilliamAbelXIII
      @WilliamAbelXIII 6 лет назад

      Suzie would later go on to give birth to Twisted Metal's Axel.

    • @gabzins1446
      @gabzins1446 6 лет назад

      @@rendemption7112 she's not a trap person

  • @DestBestPest
    @DestBestPest 4 года назад +9

    16:32 this one is actually very very very wholesome

  • @okaylorimae7767
    @okaylorimae7767 7 лет назад +782

    WHY DO YOU ALWAYS POST AT 1 AM ?? I GUESS YOU DON'T WANT ME TO SLEEP
    edit - whoaa some people are triggered because they think i'm mad at them ??? lmao no, it's just a joke, chill. and yes i know about different time zones i'm just trying to make a joke jheez

  • @faygosf5763
    @faygosf5763 5 лет назад +220

    18:30 who eats a orange with the peel still on!?!?!

    • @Match25
      @Match25 5 лет назад +2

      I do

    • @Born2Losenot2win
      @Born2Losenot2win 5 лет назад +6

      They use it for marmalade and cooking sea food but I don’t think you wanna try eating it raw, it tastes bitter but it’s edible however don’t just eat a fruit you just picked with it’s skin cus oh boy, the pesticide poison that they use on those things will give you a heavy deal of... well... food poisoning? 🤷‍♂️

    • @ng6635
      @ng6635 5 лет назад +3

      Orange skin eatin a$$

    • @jdubc2927
      @jdubc2927 5 лет назад +1

      Team four star?

    • @lukasyt9604
      @lukasyt9604 4 года назад

      Acctualy it is possible but yeah...

  • @puglord5900
    @puglord5900 5 лет назад +302

    That hole needs some...
    FLEX TAPE

    • @plxsh404
      @plxsh404 5 лет назад +1

      I sAw ThIs BoAt In HaLf!

    • @darbymamula9488
      @darbymamula9488 5 лет назад

      Who needs flex seal when u have flex mini u should buy them plus their freaking adorable buy flex mini

    • @PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven
      @PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven 5 лет назад

      That's a lot of Damage

  • @apolishscot3377
    @apolishscot3377 4 года назад +34

    15:19 My laptop when I try playing CSGO:

  • @JoeBro915
    @JoeBro915 7 лет назад +442

    So Rudy was 79 when he died. His teacher must have been in his 90's

    • @ATNova
      @ATNova 7 лет назад +29

      JoeBro915 like 110 actually.

    • @hotpeiceoftoast6377
      @hotpeiceoftoast6377 7 лет назад +29

      well he graduated college and taught Rudy in kindergarten so by then he might've been mid 40s so maybe 130?

    • @ATNova
      @ATNova 7 лет назад +1

      DEOS KING no, I think he was s not less then 51 when he taught Rudi

    • @marxus2829
      @marxus2829 7 лет назад

      JoeBro915 Nerd

    • @pvt_wheel31wheeler13
      @pvt_wheel31wheeler13 7 лет назад +2

      How the hell does Rudy know to swear at a very young age

  • @NSHM122
    @NSHM122 5 лет назад +192

    15:17
    Dr: Mam, *MAM PLEASE NO!!*
    Mom: *Opens curtains*
    Dad: *Acts Like Molten Boss In Tower Defense Simulator*

    • @choesetrivel617
      @choesetrivel617 5 лет назад +4

      Alternate: acts like any NPC from fallout 76

  • @ricelad8664
    @ricelad8664 6 лет назад +2612

    That’s what u get for making fun of people in wheelchairs

    • @ARC--ij5oz
      @ARC--ij5oz 6 лет назад +15

      Rebelempire Rules296 that one wasn’t even funny

    • @lindabailey2701
      @lindabailey2701 6 лет назад +10

      im in a wheel chair

    • @lookatmyprofilepic1999
      @lookatmyprofilepic1999 6 лет назад +4

      Rebelempire Rules296 Sadly, That will never happen, the one when she needed to climb the rock wall

    • @smokeymadethis
      @smokeymadethis 6 лет назад +3

      @@lindabailey2701 hahahaha lol

    • @kingofdragons1143
      @kingofdragons1143 6 лет назад +12

      It was really inspiring tho

  • @Ricedumping
    @Ricedumping 3 года назад +8

    I like how nobody is talking about "hey sweetie do you think we're ready for a dog" or "lets take this up stairs"

  • @Vxllain
    @Vxllain 4 года назад +729

    Who else agrees that Killgore was a bit interesting?

    • @pakkunen8491
      @pakkunen8491 4 года назад +9

      Yes.

    • @user-dg2me3kz5q
      @user-dg2me3kz5q 4 года назад +43

      Scary and funny
      But mostly scary when watching this at night

    • @amygrater7886
      @amygrater7886 4 года назад +29

      Its fucking funny dude the cows legs are glitching how is that not funny to you guys

    • @user-dg2me3kz5q
      @user-dg2me3kz5q 4 года назад +11

      Amy Grater watch it in a dark room before
      going to bed

    • @jamesjenkins5914
      @jamesjenkins5914 4 года назад +28

      a cow from ubisoft

  • @dawndishsoapofficial3330
    @dawndishsoapofficial3330 7 лет назад +126

    That farmer one holy cow

  • @kaklikful
    @kaklikful 7 лет назад +31

    Killgore and Rudy are my favorite ones ^^

  • @CounselorJerryH
    @CounselorJerryH 4 года назад +8

    Killgore the bull is my favorite 🤣😂
    That me right there at 15:08

  • @nezukokamado6749
    @nezukokamado6749 5 лет назад +49

    5:59 “leme get a look in those ears “
    HE DOESNT HAVE EARS

  • @spiritos204
    @spiritos204 6 лет назад +231

    7:44 butt shark

  • @bnu2985
    @bnu2985 4 года назад +322

    Explosm: what’s a good new character, we have run outta ideas
    Also explosm: let’s make a dude say a$$ every other word, in ever of his sentences

    • @goodbroadcast9633
      @goodbroadcast9633 4 года назад +13

      but thats what the normal black people sound like

    • @bnu2985
      @bnu2985 4 года назад +1

      @@goodbroadcast9633 uhm, alr then...

    • @rebeccabassett6638
      @rebeccabassett6638 4 года назад +1

      @@goodbroadcast9633 bro XD

    • @TheUltima_Werewolf
      @TheUltima_Werewolf 4 года назад +1

      @@goodbroadcast9633 wait a second

    • @Stinkybutt44
      @Stinkybutt44 3 года назад +1

      That's "Just Us Friends" leader John Battman to you.

  • @zikomiko9346
    @zikomiko9346 4 года назад +10

    I just always love their facial expressions....

  • @vlisto3712
    @vlisto3712 7 лет назад +248

    I like = how many times I will experience running out of toilet paper in a public bathroom.

    • @JDMricist
      @JDMricist 7 лет назад +7

      good thing it's such a low number hah

    • @Tekkerinos
      @Tekkerinos 7 лет назад +7

      Janky Garage think again...

    • @khorps4756
      @khorps4756 7 лет назад +8

      100 times, I pity you

    • @luvscxrs8606
      @luvscxrs8606 7 лет назад +7

      You could just stop using public bathrooms you know...

  • @JailanSimon
    @JailanSimon 7 лет назад +162

    Omg I love you guys' videos 😂👏🏿 you should have your own tv show just of compilations

    • @joshuathompson8399
      @joshuathompson8399 7 лет назад

      Jailan Simon yeah they should

    • @gelo7955
      @gelo7955 7 лет назад +3

      Jailan Simon this is bad for tv and for kids also bcz its to gory and violence

    • @jnetictv9570
      @jnetictv9570 7 лет назад +2

      AngeloNix TV already has tons of cartoons that has gore and violence, how is this different?

    • @gelo7955
      @gelo7955 7 лет назад

      PythoniX3 This is more different than other cartoons its has Bad words,blood/gore and sexual cartoons ...

    • @gelo7955
      @gelo7955 7 лет назад

      PythoniX3 but its still funny to watch :D

  • @notionofchivalry3002
    @notionofchivalry3002 5 лет назад +141

    1:45 that was what my mother told me when i hit 18
    little did she know i already had lots of money

    • @vincere4591
      @vincere4591 5 лет назад +4

      You heard her get the FVCK OUTTA HERE!

    • @jebisdumb1002
      @jebisdumb1002 5 лет назад +5

      Would be a nice story but your lying

    • @egnartsem670
      @egnartsem670 5 лет назад

      Lutricia took the kids nice one

    • @manchick7648
      @manchick7648 5 лет назад +1

      A hole 2$

    • @tcxbeast
      @tcxbeast 5 лет назад

      TheWhite Lion i feel like you should give the story

  • @ouzounicus6126
    @ouzounicus6126 4 года назад +17

    3:06 "I'll bring help! Gah."

  • @nathangamble125
    @nathangamble125 5 лет назад +33

    Funny thing is, the Newton sketch is fairly accurate. Hooke described gravity nearly 20 years before Newton did (though not the mathematical law of gravity, which Newton managed to work out a very close approximation of minus the effects of quantum mechanics).

    • @Legion22Cl217
      @Legion22Cl217 5 лет назад +3

      Since when quantum mechanic is related to gravity ? And what does it have to do with newton ? Where did you get those information ?

    • @goodmorning8172
      @goodmorning8172 2 года назад

      How do you types with those grammar and have words so much for your fingers?

  • @mckaleighwatson3942
    @mckaleighwatson3942 5 лет назад +64

    "This isn't even my house!"
    Best part

  • @edward3591
    @edward3591 7 лет назад +804

    All of these have such fucked up but funny humor 😂

  • @Resi1ience
    @Resi1ience 4 дня назад

    I love the chemistry between the couple in the first short. The honest, genuine discussion where neither is offended by the other's opinion.

  • @taylorwigner6433
    @taylorwigner6433 4 года назад +140

    Rose are red
    I didn’t shut my door
    You are never safe
    From Killgore

  • @jesuscrust6043
    @jesuscrust6043 7 лет назад +213

    Error 404:
    exe.Killgore has stopped working

  • @cristinadoherty5744
    @cristinadoherty5744 5 лет назад +54

    At 0:06 it says Stephen queens the book

  • @ghost100yt3
    @ghost100yt3 4 года назад +7

    Who else is addicted to these now?

  • @micasmakeupturtorials9679
    @micasmakeupturtorials9679 6 лет назад +38

    The last one Rudy had me crying 😂😂😂

    • @trickzclipz5910
      @trickzclipz5910 6 лет назад +3

      Disrespectful hatin ass

    • @Touremsol9925
      @Touremsol9925 6 лет назад

      Every other one had me crying, Rudy wasn't as funny

  • @darthcannabris5406
    @darthcannabris5406 7 лет назад +49

    Haha 😂 David Bowies locker

  • @Sharon-uj9pd
    @Sharon-uj9pd 4 года назад +772

    Dark humor is like clean water, not everyone gets it
    edit: ty guys for the likes!

    • @Snowy-vk4xi
      @Snowy-vk4xi 4 года назад +12

      Kouri Flute Academy no it’s like parents

    • @lif3-standardsb573
      @lif3-standardsb573 4 года назад +7

      I love dark humor

    • @lif3-standardsb573
      @lif3-standardsb573 4 года назад +7

      It’s how I cope with life....

    • @Ayeedeen
      @Ayeedeen 4 года назад +7

      Wow never heard that before.

    • @HKoopman
      @HKoopman 4 года назад +7

      Fuck off that is so old

  • @RJringo
    @RJringo 2 года назад +1

    This is the best compilation of C&H