FBI Interrogation Techniques You Can ACTUALLY Use

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @TheInfographicsShow
    @TheInfographicsShow  5 лет назад +13159

    Don't be like Kelly.

  • @rustyrocket666
    @rustyrocket666 5 лет назад +5293

    I got a feeling the narrator got beef with kelly and t-mobile i can sense the tension

    • @raxu3660
      @raxu3660 5 лет назад +54

      Same

    • @deondavis05712
      @deondavis05712 5 лет назад +163

      Lol I was thinking the same. T mobile must have lied to the narrator about a charge on the phone bill and he had to interrogate them.

    • @idreadFell365
      @idreadFell365 5 лет назад +32

      Sense it? I can taste it.

    • @applefanchannelpromax5178
      @applefanchannelpromax5178 5 лет назад +2

      Rusty Rocket
      Tell me about it

    • @harleyss
      @harleyss 5 лет назад

      Deon Davis I remember he said that at least twice now

  • @FBI-rg9pp
    @FBI-rg9pp 4 года назад +9557

    Trust us it works

  • @calebmorrison6057
    @calebmorrison6057 3 года назад +1422

    Imagine being the son/daughter of an FBI agent and stealing candy from a sibling then being interrogated to admit it.

  • @kir1205
    @kir1205 4 года назад +2363

    this is the most intense interrogation about a sandwitch ever

    • @angelzx7961
      @angelzx7961 4 года назад +4

      santiago sanchez which*

    • @christopherbarrett8182
      @christopherbarrett8182 4 года назад +41

      @@angelzx7961 If you're going to correct people, at least do it right

    • @angelzx7961
      @angelzx7961 4 года назад +13

      @@christopherbarrett8182 what is it with me trying to correct someone and totally failing lately

    • @dr.elijah7742
      @dr.elijah7742 4 года назад +2

      @@christopherbarrett8182 Hey 079

    • @christopherbarrett8182
      @christopherbarrett8182 4 года назад +1

      @@dr.elijah7742 Hey, is the Foundation treating 682 fairly?

  • @f.b.iagent8775
    @f.b.iagent8775 5 лет назад +17301

    I feel like today’s example is a little personal

  • @cameron5494
    @cameron5494 5 лет назад +9036

    This is really specific, is everything alright at the Infographics office?

  • @lanyx7926
    @lanyx7926 3 года назад +1165

    Me: Tells the truth on the first question
    FBI: no, This isn how you suppose to play the game

    • @anonymous52638
      @anonymous52638 3 года назад +29

      You: Curb your interrogation.

    • @robjohnston1026
      @robjohnston1026 3 года назад +5

      🐀🐀🐀🐀

    • @reapd2576
      @reapd2576 3 года назад +9

      @@robjohnston1026 Drop it down and wobble, wobble up, mami booted up
      She get down and gobble, gobble up 'cause my money up

    • @NarwahlGaming
      @NarwahlGaming 3 года назад +10

      **tells the truth straight away**
      **doesn't get believed**
      **agents arrest themselves because it's the only plausible explanation**

    • @SwtyPckles
      @SwtyPckles 3 года назад

      GAME OVER

  • @Namcappjr
    @Namcappjr 4 года назад +4522

    Biggest technique:
    Mom:if you tell the truth I won't get mad.

  • @gamergtg9231
    @gamergtg9231 5 лет назад +1083

    Infographics: *Makes a video
    Kelly: *Aight imma head out*

  • @optionalbread42
    @optionalbread42 4 года назад +5859

    I can not confirm or deny that this is true

    • @ReddestOfPens
      @ReddestOfPens 4 года назад +168

      Maybe it is true, maybe it is not.
      Shh, bring the Thanos glove prototype and the mindwasher.

    • @essam3461
      @essam3461 4 года назад +22

      Ahahahaha 😂😂😂

    • @essam3461
      @essam3461 4 года назад +8

      That tweet xD

    • @severelyunderrated1057
      @severelyunderrated1057 4 года назад +12

      @@ReddestOfPens what is NSA?

    • @elijahkufalk8141
      @elijahkufalk8141 4 года назад +6

      steven savage national security agency

  • @shoddypeasant8762
    @shoddypeasant8762 3 года назад +817

    “Did you eat my sandwich?”
    “No”
    “Then pay with your blood!”

  • @WiiSPMusic
    @WiiSPMusic 4 года назад +2247

    FBI: Interrogates me
    Me: Interrogates them back

    • @aloevera3317
      @aloevera3317 4 года назад +143

      FBI: Wait that's illegal

    • @dakshs9528
      @dakshs9528 4 года назад +93

      If you do that ,we hand you over to the CIA

    • @dudedude2687
      @dudedude2687 4 года назад +138

      FBI: You dare use my own spells against me, Potter?

    • @Nolifecoffeeaddict
      @Nolifecoffeeaddict 4 года назад +67

      Agent:where were you on the night of the 15th
      Me: no where were you on the night of the 15th

    • @juanchorancho5763
      @juanchorancho5763 4 года назад +1

      🤣😂

  • @Aegon1
    @Aegon1 4 года назад +2101

    “Kelly has T-Mobile, so she doesn’t get service anywhere”
    *This video is not sponsored by Verizon*

    • @theseagulls3172
      @theseagulls3172 4 года назад +9

      Verizon would like to say yes but no

    • @intothevoid5074
      @intothevoid5074 4 года назад +2

      Justin Damsker could also be Comcast that Kelly has

    • @tobidavis1651
      @tobidavis1651 4 года назад +4

      😂hey at least it ain't sprint. You get the same lack if service for twice the price!

    • @Moisty-oo4hx
      @Moisty-oo4hx 4 года назад +3

      Or AT&T

    • @animemanno.4391
      @animemanno.4391 4 года назад +3

      Infographics hates on tmobile in a few vids

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 5 лет назад +2927

    Maybe I can use these methods on the people who enter my woods

  • @Emily-blackrose
    @Emily-blackrose 3 года назад +115

    Imagine bringing a coworker to tears over sandwich
    But then again, it was chicken Parmesan

  • @amitailavi9512
    @amitailavi9512 4 года назад +1951

    "noooooo you can't torture prisoners for information noooo"
    cia: "haha water go blub blub"

  • @nade-el2kh
    @nade-el2kh 5 лет назад +2159

    i feel like the narrator is signalling to a kelly in his office

  • @666Husky
    @666Husky 5 лет назад +2096

    “Sandwich theft is not a criminal offense....”
    It is.
    It’s called “theft”.

    • @redundantchannels8154
      @redundantchannels8154 5 лет назад +24

      Exactly lol

    • @johnba291972
      @johnba291972 5 лет назад +53

      it is yes. reminds me of a cell mate i had in jail once who they charged with theft after accusing him of picking up 37 pence which was somebodies change that had been left on the bar by where he was sitting and they remanded him to jail for it. its pathetic but it does happen sometimes.

    • @VeryAnonymousTurtle
      @VeryAnonymousTurtle 5 лет назад +4

      Thank you

    • @SiNGERCHi
      @SiNGERCHi 5 лет назад +4

      Offence*

    • @surejsingh8099
      @surejsingh8099 5 лет назад +4

      @@johnba291972 ok boomer

  • @Eamon_mo
    @Eamon_mo 3 года назад +121

    Reality: "hey did you eat my sandwich?" "Yeah" "can you pay me back for it?" "Sure whats your cashapp"

    • @amoebic_dysentry
      @amoebic_dysentry 3 года назад +25

      "How much?"
      "Your life"

    • @mrlag8467
      @mrlag8467 3 года назад +18

      @@amoebic_dysentry "I don't have enough money"
      "Then pay with your blood!"

    • @Lokiigoggles
      @Lokiigoggles 3 года назад +7

      I sent it but I have t mobile so might take a while

  • @Joseph-gz5ce
    @Joseph-gz5ce 5 лет назад +2067

    The infographics show really have something against t-mobile😂

    • @dakotadirig7562
      @dakotadirig7562 5 лет назад +20

      Bruh ikr, is t-mobile that bad? These jokes be getting me rollinggg...

    • @dxpressedsoulz
      @dxpressedsoulz 5 лет назад +8

      @@dakotadirig7562 yeah, sprint is better.

    • @dakotadirig7562
      @dakotadirig7562 5 лет назад +36

      @@dxpressedsoulz dont you dare. Nothing is worst than sprint..
      ..

    • @dallasgonci
      @dallasgonci 5 лет назад

      Joseph right

    • @dxpressedsoulz
      @dxpressedsoulz 5 лет назад +6

      @@dakotadirig7562 say sike right now

  • @ryanlion8388
    @ryanlion8388 4 года назад +2551

    “she realized she has t mobile, which means she doesn’t have service....anywhere...” Straight up dissed t mobile 😂

    • @CahOhDutyPlayer
      @CahOhDutyPlayer 4 года назад +98

      Ryan Lion this is the third video of theirs I’ve seen dissing t mobile 😂

    • @_TheLoveLine_
      @_TheLoveLine_ 4 года назад +18

      It’s true though

    • @jomesus3779
      @jomesus3779 4 года назад +58

      Bro, I don’t know if you saw that elevator one, but he dissed T-Mobile to the max 😂😂

    • @pavelvalalik2696
      @pavelvalalik2696 4 года назад +6

      It's true though

    • @scottdavidson526
      @scottdavidson526 4 года назад +2

      Yes he did.

  • @charlieterrell8501
    @charlieterrell8501 4 года назад +3390

    Me: shoots someone
    Interrogator: I found your fingerprints on the gun.
    Me: Impossible, I was wearing gloves!

  • @atlanticancameos5131
    @atlanticancameos5131 3 года назад +178

    My asian parent's watch history in a nutshell:

    • @mrcrazyasian
      @mrcrazyasian 3 года назад +5

      Let me guess the beating prisoner part and your parents are Strict Guessing

    • @jellynamedsamiiripi2928
      @jellynamedsamiiripi2928 3 года назад +1

      No they like using 'enhanced interrogation techniques' more

  • @mateuszniedzielski5775
    @mateuszniedzielski5775 5 лет назад +637

    I feel like that scenario happened and this is a personal grudge

    • @Angel-nv4se
      @Angel-nv4se 5 лет назад +4

      hey we have the same sign its just mines looks better *dabs*

    • @cadenb2600
      @cadenb2600 5 лет назад +27

      New Gamer 2436 please do not ever say dabs again.

    • @MindfulMatters734
      @MindfulMatters734 5 лет назад +7

      @@cadenb2600 Seconded.

    • @user-pl5lm3bb8n
      @user-pl5lm3bb8n 5 лет назад +3

      woke caden thir..ded?

    • @-Zer0Dark-
      @-Zer0Dark- 5 лет назад +5

      They had Kelly edit the video, and just stood behind her with a warm smile the whole time.

  • @SvenGrant
    @SvenGrant 5 лет назад +476

    The infographics show is like the teacher I never had

    • @Rookie-qv8hc
      @Rookie-qv8hc 5 лет назад +20

      SvenStudios I honestly feel like I learn a lot more on the infographics show than what my school teaches 😂😂😂

    • @coochiecutter.4457
      @coochiecutter.4457 4 года назад +1

      This is so true

    • @jakestatefarm_khakis1050
      @jakestatefarm_khakis1050 4 года назад +1

      Sterben 777 what you learn is false facts and lazy research

  • @ar7458
    @ar7458 4 года назад +638

    I like how at 3:56 when :-
    The Interrogator: You said you were at home. But your brother said you were on vacation.
    The Suspect: I was on Vacation at home.

    • @ericwalden7947
      @ericwalden7947 4 года назад +25

      Staycation

    • @Bouethecat925
      @Bouethecat925 4 года назад +10

      I took a week of from work once and stayed home. Sometimes we just actually need a break

    • @miibrawler5638
      @miibrawler5638 4 года назад +9

      Quarantine gang lets go

    • @aayan6880
      @aayan6880 4 года назад +1

      @@ericwalden7947 B99?????

    • @carbonreptile5437
      @carbonreptile5437 4 года назад +5

      That literally applies to right now

  • @10ON10
    @10ON10 2 года назад +52

    *Disclaimer: Don't apply these techniques on your Teachers, Boss or Parents, Or you'll have a hard time ahead...*

  • @NEPFU
    @NEPFU 5 лет назад +462

    Dude the narrator had me cracking up through the whole thing he’s so talented as a comedian and narrator gj dude u need more credit

    • @TheInfographicsShow
      @TheInfographicsShow  5 лет назад +73

      Thanks! ♥️

    • @bigbrain776
      @bigbrain776 4 года назад +11

      T-Mobile

    • @laksamanasuhendra5868
      @laksamanasuhendra5868 4 года назад

      @@TheInfographicsShow *ahem* SIR, I HEREBY DECLARE THAT I HAVE EATEN YOUR SANDWICH!!

    • @Diamond_X_Diamond
      @Diamond_X_Diamond 2 года назад +1

      The writer is the one who writes the script the narrator just says them

    • @raidoung4100
      @raidoung4100 10 месяцев назад

      anyways, whats the name of the main narrator? :d the one whos in at least 80% of the infogr videos ?:d

  • @jsc1jake512
    @jsc1jake512 4 года назад +3436

    you missed one...
    Criminal: I ain't talkin
    FBI: [sharpens knife] we have ways of making people talk [cuts a piece of cake]
    Criminal: can I have some?
    FBI: cake is for talkers
    (I didn't think of this all credit goes to Olly iConic)

    • @jamesstrong9808
      @jamesstrong9808 4 года назад +18

      Hehehe😁😁

    • @harperthegoblin
      @harperthegoblin 4 года назад +20

      Neutral cop

    • @wesleyteh1901
      @wesleyteh1901 4 года назад +26

      He just talked to get cake, time to gain his trust

    • @that_kaii
      @that_kaii 4 года назад +43

      Nice that u gave credit for the guy

    • @jsc1jake512
      @jsc1jake512 4 года назад +15

      @@that_kaii it'd be a d**k move if I didn't

  • @jackruffner6162
    @jackruffner6162 4 года назад +354

    Alternate title: How to scare your coworkers and make them think that you are mentally ill and might harm them over bread and meat.

    • @katemaloney4296
      @katemaloney4296 4 года назад +7

      Well, only if it's Monica Geller's Thanksgiving turkey sandwich. ;)

    • @itsbetty8737
      @itsbetty8737 3 года назад

      Not like humana have been killing over bread and meat for thr last couple thousand years

  • @jerrystotts1
    @jerrystotts1 3 года назад +24

    My father was a retired FBI Special Agent. A rank & file agent of honor & integrity. It’s sad to see that the FBI has become more like the KGB now, than the FBI of yesteryears. At least the upper echelon has become completely corrupt, & I have lost total respect for that organization that my father once served ever so faithfully.

  • @fellowtemplar5679
    @fellowtemplar5679 4 года назад +1102

    Suspect: *Sitting silently*
    FBI Agent: *Slaps the file onto the table,* *”28 stab wounds! You didn’t wanna leave him a chance, huh?!”*

  • @justsomeguy9968
    @justsomeguy9968 4 года назад +2309

    "You can't torture suspects for information."
    Indian Police force: Haha, stick go whack whack

    • @thebalancer
      @thebalancer 4 года назад +44

      Perhaps most of in movies

    • @darrenaqilawangsech8652
      @darrenaqilawangsech8652 4 года назад +67

      Japans at malaysia back then:
      I am 4 pararell universes ahead of you

    • @AndweleHarris
      @AndweleHarris 4 года назад +30

      That made me laugh

    • @nichsulol4844
      @nichsulol4844 4 года назад +16

      @@ZLE_ fbi trap card:
      power:∞
      level star:very high
      ablities:
      defeat all kind anime
      type card:too op

    • @tadpole4927
      @tadpole4927 4 года назад +13

      Laughs in bope Brazilian interrogation

  • @baronvg
    @baronvg 5 лет назад +200

    I’m REALLY loving the running joke of bashing T-Mobile.

    • @tomlezynski3999
      @tomlezynski3999 5 лет назад +1

      baronvg was looking for a comment about this 😂

  • @football_chronicles669
    @football_chronicles669 3 года назад +74

    My dad was an FBI agent and used to be an interrogator for them and everytime I did literally anything suspicous these exact techniques were used for getting a confession off of me. And the big thing is it WORKS

    • @suscy2202
      @suscy2202 3 года назад +6

      Sureeeeeeeeeeeeee I think you can't reveal anyone as a FBI agent

    • @football_chronicles669
      @football_chronicles669 3 года назад +1

      @@suscy2202 he used to be one he is resigned

    • @CharlesCowart-x2w
      @CharlesCowart-x2w 3 года назад +2

      @@suscy2202 Maybe he is telling the truth? There have been several books written by former FBI agents, so their faces are known (except for the undercover ones like Joe Pistone). Most likely they can say they worked for the Bureau, but probably can't talk about certain things without permission.

  • @C.J.Taylor
    @C.J.Taylor 4 года назад +500

    “You could starve people to death, one sandwich at a time”
    I lost it😂😆🤣

    • @sran9492
      @sran9492 3 года назад +1

      I laughed so hard this guy should be a comedian

    • @angle5861
      @angle5861 2 года назад

      what did you lose?

  • @blake2534
    @blake2534 4 года назад +586

    "Woman, I can smell the chicken parmesan on your breath."
    I lost it😂😂😂

    • @churchofthespaceturtle
      @churchofthespaceturtle 4 года назад +4

      It was at that moment I paused, then went in search of this comment.

  • @kylelin1763
    @kylelin1763 4 года назад +440

    its really funny how this dude is so mad about his sandwich

  • @makbones3481
    @makbones3481 3 года назад +67

    I think this sandwich theft was the beginning of a beautiful relationship.

    • @AB-ou8ve
      @AB-ou8ve 3 года назад +4

      Yup, she took a plea and became an informant.

    • @MelodySnowflakeVA
      @MelodySnowflakeVA 3 года назад

      Now I want to see a story about that

  • @badhumour2492
    @badhumour2492 4 года назад +251

    “Congratulations, you just used an FBI interrogation technique to get your co-worker to admit to eating your sandwich”

  • @Asa-ny7ft
    @Asa-ny7ft 4 года назад +264

    "Info graphics who hurt you?"
    Kelly..
    Kelly did..

  • @DarkClak
    @DarkClak 4 года назад +570

    FBI: *Tell me where you hid the money or i'll expose your web history!*
    Criminal: Okay okay

    • @ishigamiyu9404
      @ishigamiyu9404 4 года назад +19

      That's how to get weebs to confess.

    • @veretxnerd983
      @veretxnerd983 4 года назад +2

      Not all of them I have some friends who admit to seeing outrageous things

    • @Dylandrinksmilk
      @Dylandrinksmilk 4 года назад +3

      That's why I delete it every hour

    • @Dylandrinksmilk
      @Dylandrinksmilk 4 года назад

      @Yanderu Weeb comment thief

  • @Nails.byKait
    @Nails.byKait 3 года назад +93

    this feels like an attack on Kelly's all around the world

  • @teawiththeadmiral8025
    @teawiththeadmiral8025 5 лет назад +204

    this story of kelly feels oddly specific, especially the tmobile part

    • @skoapiee
      @skoapiee 5 лет назад +19

      The t-mobile part is a meme within the infographics show

    • @Accrovideogames
      @Accrovideogames 5 лет назад +6

      It's called a running gag, not a meme. Learn the difference.

    • @bitslay
      @bitslay 5 лет назад

      @@skoapiee inside Joke*

  • @abdelrahmanamer8144
    @abdelrahmanamer8144 5 лет назад +255

    Best technique
    “Tell me, what is it you desire?”

  • @ziyad5026
    @ziyad5026 5 лет назад +149

    When a video about interrogation teaches you how to avoid being caught.

    • @akutz4725
      @akutz4725 5 лет назад +4

      That's the trick

    • @munkerdoo8831
      @munkerdoo8831 4 года назад +10

      Yeah, this is big brain time.

  • @katemaloney4296
    @katemaloney4296 4 года назад +17

    FBI: [smiles] Sit down and relax; I just want to talk to you. You know, build rapport.
    Me: I want my lawyer.

  • @Darkknight-uw6eb
    @Darkknight-uw6eb 4 года назад +554

    I like how They just strait roasted T-mobile in the story even though it’s true

    • @tredI9100
      @tredI9100 3 года назад +10

      Fun fact: A lot of old phones locked to T-Mobile UK will work fine with an EE SIM card. I'm saying this from experience.

    • @aliceinwonderland4583
      @aliceinwonderland4583 3 года назад +4

      I just laugh it of as someone working at T-mobile. 🤣

    • @brotato2k275
      @brotato2k275 3 года назад

      I love t mobile lol

    • @SadForLyf
      @SadForLyf 3 года назад

      @@brotato2k275 how can you love them. They are literal debt collectors.

    • @troubledsole9104
      @troubledsole9104 3 года назад +1

      I had T-Mobil for a day. I
      called customer service because I couldn’t connect with anyone. No lie, they told me to stand next to a window.

  • @Scylaite
    @Scylaite 5 лет назад +336

    How to counter this, say "I will tell you everything" and start lying

    • @pinkdoe1725
      @pinkdoe1725 5 лет назад +42

      Your story will have to add up

    • @pszych2445
      @pszych2445 5 лет назад +26

      Gr3eNM yup that will definitely fool some of the most brilliant minds across our with years of training.
      I don’t know what goes on in there, but the arguably best internal defense in the world is not that dumb and probably have millions of way to counter that.

    • @spinoplays6703
      @spinoplays6703 5 лет назад +32

      But then again if they suspect you are lying they will keep you retelling the story and then at some point you are going to change a small detail of the story you made up.

    • @markocumic8287
      @markocumic8287 5 лет назад +2

      Gr3eNM or just keep your mouth shut

    • @taylorfrancis1413
      @taylorfrancis1413 5 лет назад

      🤣🤣

  • @randomman599
    @randomman599 5 лет назад +234

    this is the most intense interrogation about a missing sandwich

    • @PMLT3400
      @PMLT3400 5 лет назад +9

      It's a serious issue

    • @redundantchannels8154
      @redundantchannels8154 5 лет назад +8

      This is a problem world wide sir.

    • @RonanPalacios
      @RonanPalacios 5 лет назад +7

      I wouldn't be surprised if world war 3 started over this

    • @thelast344
      @thelast344 5 лет назад +6

      It was from popeyes.

    • @voqxnn
      @voqxnn 4 года назад +1

      Some random guy ww3 lol

  • @AnimadisticaOrKontinakaro
    @AnimadisticaOrKontinakaro 4 года назад +60

    “Enhanced Interrogation Techniques.”
    I see nothing wrong here

  • @dollyrojas5446
    @dollyrojas5446 4 года назад +145

    Seriously, how long is their lunch break that they have time for a whole interview

  • @nota2364
    @nota2364 5 лет назад +530

    Just used this on my mom...
    I don’t wanna talk about it

    • @TheRealUSArmy
      @TheRealUSArmy 4 года назад +12

      Rude boy 😂

    • @anneliselim602
      @anneliselim602 4 года назад +92

      U can win an argument against a judge, lawyers, prosecutors, FBI or whoever but NEVER your mum. Nobody can win against their mother.

    • @LeJ3n021
      @LeJ3n021 4 года назад +21

      @@anneliselim602 yeah because mothers be using hacks

    • @chad3377
      @chad3377 4 года назад +10

      Is your face now swollen bro ?

    • @AjAwesome1010
      @AjAwesome1010 4 года назад +5

      Aiden G did she use the “because I’m your mother” tactic?

  • @spoiledpotatoes4828
    @spoiledpotatoes4828 4 года назад +241

    6:41
    "You have breadcrumbs on your lips."
    Kelly: "Where?" *proceeds to wipe crumbs off face* 💀💀💀

  • @mmmspicy9472
    @mmmspicy9472 4 года назад +32

    The FBI agent watching me while watching this video: HMMMM INTERESTING..

  • @ReconnaissanceLime
    @ReconnaissanceLime 4 года назад +67

    6:24
    I felt some anger in this sentence 😂😂

  • @lordi4430
    @lordi4430 5 лет назад +171

    My food has gone missing and im interrogating my dog right now.

  • @fishstix03
    @fishstix03 4 года назад +117

    “Put your hand on her shoulder -“
    Me: Ah, this was made pre Covid.

    • @CottonEdits
      @CottonEdits 3 года назад +6

      @Gina the comment was made 9 months ago

  • @Nman222223
    @Nman222223 3 года назад +26

    I’m going to try these tactics in my D&D game we have an interrogation coming up 🤣😂

  • @MadaraUchiha-tf1ph
    @MadaraUchiha-tf1ph 5 лет назад +1081

    FBI: Our Interrogation Skills Are The BEST!
    Moms: Hold My Child

  • @idontgetjokes8093
    @idontgetjokes8093 4 года назад +315

    Kelly is the type of person that will argue with you about who farted even if it's only two of you there.

    • @AlexAnastaso
      @AlexAnastaso 3 года назад +2

      hahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahha EPIC

    • @coobguey88
      @coobguey88 3 года назад

      now this i can’t understand

    • @Krishna-vw9ko
      @Krishna-vw9ko 2 года назад

      So you are trying to blame it on Kelly with a body like that.. 😉😂😂😂

    • @popejesus3851
      @popejesus3851 2 года назад

      🤣👌

  • @deshawnbrown5714
    @deshawnbrown5714 5 лет назад +326

    RUclips recommendations.
    Wanna learn how to interrogate people?
    Wth?!

  • @SolitaryChez
    @SolitaryChez 3 года назад +24

    I feel as if Kelly represents a real situation with him

  • @islayferguson455
    @islayferguson455 4 года назад +239

    *friend comes over*
    *cookie is gone*
    Me: “ *WHAT DO YOU KNOW SALLY* “

    • @randomnpc222
      @randomnpc222 4 года назад +11

      "Without cookies I'm just a monster" - Cookie Monster

    • @elizaclouds
      @elizaclouds 4 года назад +3

      Thats me and my sister.
      *I WILL CATCH HER STEALING MY FOOD ONE DAY!!!!!!!*

    • @SeriousStudent603
      @SeriousStudent603 4 года назад

      My name's Kukie 😂

  • @kathy6979
    @kathy6979 5 лет назад +254

    If Ross Geller was interrogating Kelly:
    'You ate my sandwich...'
    'MY sandwich' 😠
    'MY SANDWIIIICH' 😡

    • @Bored_guy1112
      @Bored_guy1112 4 года назад +5

      Kathy Ross interrogates with his unagi

    • @mrinmoydas2668
      @mrinmoydas2668 4 года назад +1

      Stop it friends is boring.

    • @Ream00000
      @Ream00000 4 года назад +3

      U threw my sandwich away!?

    • @wijcik
      @wijcik 4 года назад +1

      I thought this too!

  • @Sir_Francis_Bacon
    @Sir_Francis_Bacon 5 лет назад +201

    The FBI agent watching me: You can do it billy

  • @MicrowavedLettuce
    @MicrowavedLettuce 3 года назад +15

    How much of a stalker would you look like for saying "I know what you eat"

  • @cymbient2972
    @cymbient2972 4 года назад +165

    yell "OBJECTION" whenever she lies and point your finger at her ace attorney style, its guaranteed to work

    • @pr3ttyb0yfl4cko
      @pr3ttyb0yfl4cko 4 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @ghostchannel4766
      @ghostchannel4766 4 года назад +9

      (Wagging fimger) Ah-ah-ah! The updated autopsy report clearly shows that she MIGHT have had a same sandwich similar to yours, not that she did. This clearly points to similar toppings on the sandwich, but it doesn't prove it was the same sandwich!

    • @cymbient2972
      @cymbient2972 4 года назад +6

      @@ghostchannel4766 *gumshoe's salary can be heard crying in the distance*

    • @matrich1983
      @matrich1983 4 года назад

      Over ruled!!!

    • @maskedredstonerproz
      @maskedredstonerproz 4 года назад

      @@matrich1983 thats typically what a judge would say in court when someone yells "Objection!!"

  • @Xinisterr
    @Xinisterr 4 года назад +427

    in conclusion:
    don't eat other's chicken parmesan sandwich and starve them to death especially if u r kelly

    • @Ħæïķăł
      @Ħæïķăł 3 года назад +4

      karen detected

    • @Gkitchens1
      @Gkitchens1 3 года назад +6

      No. The morel of the sorry is never use t-mobile.

    • @spiwolf6998
      @spiwolf6998 3 года назад

      At my company they have cameras in the cafeteria and you can get fired for stealing someone's food or taking things out of their cars. No matter how small.

    • @elijahirby250
      @elijahirby250 3 года назад

      This comment didn’t get enough likes

    • @1Rez_EZ1
      @1Rez_EZ1 8 месяцев назад

      In conclusion: don't talk if you're being interrogated.

  • @freddiemercury2075
    @freddiemercury2075 5 лет назад +346

    The awkward moment when you finally remembered you already finished that piece of sandwich a day ago ...

  • @MethuselahWinter
    @MethuselahWinter 3 года назад +7

    Now I wanna see someone reverse these techniques against the interrigator.

  • @PANENKACLUB
    @PANENKACLUB 5 лет назад +261

    FBI: o k b o o m e r

  • @supershmueli
    @supershmueli 5 лет назад +217

    Infographics: I used FBI interrogation with my girlfriend for one week”

  • @Goostopus7318
    @Goostopus7318 4 года назад +169

    This is too complicated, I’ll just hide my lunch somewhere else

    • @sardarjireloaded2928
      @sardarjireloaded2928 4 года назад

      same....

    • @hekev
      @hekev 4 года назад +8

      You should eat it so you don't end up like Kelly's dad.

    • @gutshot4790
      @gutshot4790 4 года назад

      Just take a cooler with you and put your food i their

  • @stephanosmusic9924
    @stephanosmusic9924 3 года назад +1

    You cannot torture for information.
    Big Shaq: haha the drill go skrrrra the stick go whack whack whack

  • @msgames101
    @msgames101 5 лет назад +183

    I wonder if the fbi agent thats watching me now uses these techniques.

    • @rhuttrho88
      @rhuttrho88 5 лет назад +4

      Probably not, he doesn't want to interrogate you, just watch you. Perve out!🤷🏿‍♂️

    • @DefinitelyTheRealFBI
      @DefinitelyTheRealFBI 5 лет назад +3

      Actually yes we do use those techniques but now have to stop because this guy exposed us

    • @thelast344
      @thelast344 5 лет назад +1

      @@DefinitelyTheRealFBI Back to waterboarding I guess.

    • @The_realJesus
      @The_realJesus 5 лет назад

      @@DefinitelyTheRealFBI children...

  • @fershol86
    @fershol86 4 года назад +33

    “YOU ATE MY SANDWHICH?!!!!” - Ross Gheller

  • @puccalove24
    @puccalove24 4 года назад +40

    Why do i get the feeling that this actually happened.

  • @thesweetestdemons449
    @thesweetestdemons449 3 года назад +21

    "I'm on vacation at home!"
    2020 problems.

  • @outtlaw_vidd7835
    @outtlaw_vidd7835 5 лет назад +57

    I feel like this sandwich story actually happened in the info graphic office and he’s just explaining what gave him the idea for this video

  • @oogway1234
    @oogway1234 4 года назад +356

    Me, an among us player: I'm interested

  • @lukeeeeeeeeee3613
    @lukeeeeeeeeee3613 4 года назад +28

    8:15 " Let me finish, you'll let you talk in a minute."
    Me: what?

  • @pototosolood5809
    @pototosolood5809 4 года назад +76

    I’m guessing all the parents watch this to get their kid to spit something out..

    • @shekh27
      @shekh27 4 года назад +3

      I want to watch this so my PARENTS will spit stuff out and give me the TV remote.

  • @LucarioZombie
    @LucarioZombie 4 года назад +6

    In my fair share of online arguments and disputes, I never realized I was naturally doing these until I googled what interrogation includes after someone asked me where I learned these 'social tricks'.
    I especially do the "use their words against them". And I can tell you, it definitely changes the tide of an argument.

  • @tonezone117
    @tonezone117 5 лет назад +43

    Stare into her eyes and say
    *“So Kelly... tell me what do you truely desire?”*
    It’ll take 10 seconds tops

  • @КириллрусскийаккаунтРазумихин

    Welp, it was good, but I was kinda confused, so a compilation of everything would be great, like if you interrogate with the help off all the tactics...

  • @familygash7500
    @familygash7500 5 лет назад +130

    I think that I'll just stick with waterboarding.

  • @justsomepepperwithinternet2788
    @justsomepepperwithinternet2788 4 года назад +50

    I feel like this guy has some beef *parmesean* with T-Mobile and Kelly

  • @michaelroditis1952
    @michaelroditis1952 4 года назад +260

    Me: Yes I got the confession!
    Next day: Kelly has committed suicide.

    • @heisenburg_playz1953
      @heisenburg_playz1953 4 года назад +23

      I won but at what cost

    • @indianathe3rd742
      @indianathe3rd742 4 года назад +18

      She killed herself for a sandwich

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 года назад +5

      @@heisenburg_playz1953 canadian people

    • @haydenminshew6131
      @haydenminshew6131 4 года назад

      Indiana and Alvin Mobile she killed her self by stealing her own sandwich 🤯

  • @SakshiSingh-rr1dm
    @SakshiSingh-rr1dm 3 года назад +18

    My dad uses these techniques and i almost always confessed 😭

    • @sircavanachg
      @sircavanachg 3 года назад +8

      Almost always? That's good. Your dad is teaching you to resist FBI style interrogation. You'll thank him later.

  • @ChangDaChun
    @ChangDaChun 5 лет назад +164

    Me: pulls out gun*
    Also me: did you eat my cereal?!

    • @_TheLoveLine_
      @_TheLoveLine_ 4 года назад

      Harley Warnke could’ve been his wife, or husband or whatever idk, but it doesn’t always have to be gang violence

    • @ssgssjaiden7404
      @ssgssjaiden7404 4 года назад

      I did that to my brother. (It was a nerf gun)

    • @thederpjerk4761
      @thederpjerk4761 4 года назад

      Harley Warnke not funny, didn’t laugh

    • @yoanfernanda
      @yoanfernanda 4 года назад

      If you accidentally pulled the trigger, it could be a CEREAL KILLER 😏

    • @r3dhorse
      @r3dhorse 4 года назад

      Is cereal soup?

  • @zaboi007
    @zaboi007 4 года назад +212

    How to interrogate someone
    1- Say "FBI OPEN UP"
    *Done*

    • @chicagolandmonsters8215
      @chicagolandmonsters8215 4 года назад +5

      Criminal: I didn’t steal the car I swear!
      FBI: FBI open up!
      Criminal: Uh...
      FBI: FBI open up!

    • @angelzx7961
      @angelzx7961 4 года назад +6

      Monster Truck Addict Criminal: *Sir your right infront of m-*
      FBI: *FBI OPEN UP*

    • @laksamanasuhendra5868
      @laksamanasuhendra5868 4 года назад

      *ahem*

    • @ReddestOfPens
      @ReddestOfPens 4 года назад

      @@laksamanasuhendra5868 Hm.

    • @laksamanasuhendra5868
      @laksamanasuhendra5868 4 года назад

      @@ReddestOfPens oh hey help me interrogate these people

  • @VOLAIRE
    @VOLAIRE 5 лет назад +173

    I’m taking notes 📝
    I mean uhh.......

    • @dillonmalbrue4179
      @dillonmalbrue4179 5 лет назад +2

      Pshhh don't take notes, just DO

    • @Sool101
      @Sool101 5 лет назад +3

      1. "never gonna give you up"
      2. "never gonna let you down"
      3. "never gonna run around, and hurt you"

    • @Sool101
      @Sool101 5 лет назад

      Was getting to the part where it says 'desert' and then I'd say "ooh look desert".. But I'm a lazy liar

  • @gamesgames9360
    @gamesgames9360 3 года назад +11

    This got so specific I thought it was about this guy’s life. XD

  • @fbiandthecia9048
    @fbiandthecia9048 4 года назад +61

    Russian swat team: am i a joke to you

  • @Internetdaily1
    @Internetdaily1 4 года назад +79

    "Hey where did my sandwich go?"
    "Let's stalk kelly and find out about her eating habits and personal preferences which is not psychotic at all. That'll help"

  • @divyeshmirajkar1222
    @divyeshmirajkar1222 4 года назад +75

    Me:Hey Kelly,come here,I wanna interrogate you....
    Kelly:I have a boyfriend....

    • @SpiceyYT
      @SpiceyYT 4 года назад +6

      same dude same

    • @samarjaisingh6253
      @samarjaisingh6253 4 года назад

      @Divyesh . Yea yea ! Typical indian girls do this more😂

    • @soul9200
      @soul9200 4 года назад +1

      @@samarjaisingh6253 Yup sounds like Kelly kapor to me 😂

    • @samarjaisingh6253
      @samarjaisingh6253 4 года назад

      @@soul9200 what kind of personality does she have , i haven't saw the series

  • @entrepreneurnetwork2694
    @entrepreneurnetwork2694 3 года назад +3

    Kelly can almost taste the melted cheese 🧀 😆 🤣 😂 😹 love it

  • @gagetucker2471
    @gagetucker2471 5 лет назад +36

    "just stop, you'll let you talk in a minute"😂🤣😂🤣