Its really sad that this video isn't CC'd for real. My friend is deaf and can't be forced to hear. I find that buying into RUclips is useless because the vast majority of the channels are no CC or crap "youtube's attempt" at CC. I wish everyone was deaf because then, they'd get it.
@@tpkyterooluebeck9224 First of all I want to say that I really agree with your comment and it would be very helpful if someone would take some time and create subs for this video or videos on youtube in general. It's not only helpful for deaf people, but also for people that like to train their brains to read and listen to English when they are not native speakers and to some degree with the help of google translate and "open transcript" option on youtube to even understand what the video is saying without even knowing the language. Also I wouldn't call the "youtube's attempt" crap, because if you think about it, it's amazing what a computer can do just by analyzing a sound. Imagine how many different accents there are and how differently people speak (loudness, pitch etc) and it still manages to get it right 90% of the times. I use it alot because many times I watch a video at x1.5 or x2 so I can finish it faster and having some kind of help on the bottom of my screen at all times is very helpful since I'm not a native English speaker (even though I believe I'm quite proficient at it) and I can miss some words due to pronunciaton (aka when British people speak :P ). Sorry for long comment, have a nice day! :)
Kai M I remember someone had a dad who worked at a phone company and had all his kids phones hacked. Whenever they would show up to a party they weren’t supposed to be at the parents would be there knowing all along lol 😂
3:38 "You want to be the person that gets on the elevator, and then gets off, and no one really remembers you were there." I don't even need a disguise to do that
This presentation is absolutely fascinating! 👌 I had the opportunity to see Jonna and her husband, who was also a CIA operative, in person several years ago. Their stories were captivating! It was a series that a local newspaper sponsored to the public of various prominent guest speakers usually twice a year. Of course, we had to pay for tickets. It was worthwhile.
Bush SENIOR, no less. He was the former Director of Central Intelligence. It's a real feather in her cap to say she fooled the former head of the CIA, As for Bush JUNOR... well, you could fool him by holding a magazine in front of your face with somebody else on the cover.
Her CIA husband was Tony Mendez, the man the movie ARGO was made after. I heard him speak at a luncheon years ago, describing how he exfiltrated the American diplomats out of Iran. Wonderful family they are. RIP, Tony!
Not a single person in my extensive network of family, friends, and acquaintances has yet realized that this wheelchair I’ve been using for 24 years is just a part of my disguise. Truthfully, I can walk just fine. But the enemy must never find out!
I mean her nose and general face shape are similar to the first model being shown, while her gums are bigger beneath the lips and her lower face is saggier though she has a pretty slim neck. Eye colour is, of course, different as well; Assuming her name is Mendez that could indicate brown eyes as being the originals, rather than blue eyes. Shoulder width and posture seem to match too. The old pictures show us that she has at least attempted to actually recreate her original hair colour, though it is now not looking so curly. Can't find something that would directly confirm that she is not the same woman shown to disguise as a man.
That part when they showed photos of her meeting Bush, I didn't even realize that she was wearing a mask. I just thought she was holding a severed head at the last photo. It was pretty shocking and impressive
Soccer is the number 1 and most important sport on Planet Earth and is massive in over 240 countries. Every nation on Earth loves soccer. American football is only popular in the USA. Soccer will be the most popular sport in the USA by 2050 rycn
Jonna Mendez is the wife of Tony Mendez, the operative who helped rescue the six American hostages in 1979. See the movie "Argo." In the book, her husband talks about the different hostile operatives you have to confuse. A trained Moscow operative is more difficult to fool than a revolutionary guard zealot who may not be as trained in spy craft.
Tony & Jonna have 4 books between them. They are friends of the family. Truly fascinating and delightful people. We were heartbroken when Tony Passed this January.
Am I the only one who really wanted her to pull off her 'face' at the end to reveal she had actually been wearing a mask throughout the whole interview?
Most of this is...well maybe not common knowledge, but it's certainly not secret. These tricks and strategies are more or less "industry standard". It's interesting to the layman, but for anybody who's ever actually done this sort of thing these are the basics of basics.
I have lots of military family and they always say that anything "revealed" to us regular folks is probably so outdated it isn't used anymore, or the enemy has already figured it out too, so it doesn't matter.
Throughout the whole thing I was like uh huh expecting her to say one more thing to wrap the idea together so I would actually understand and then she switched topics and at the end I was just like ok we have advanced masks and agents can change quickly
Uhm.. she may not have told everything they use, but everything she mentions she details pretty clearly.. how they disguise people, even down to the roof of the mouth thing.. what makes you say she didnt reveal anything?
@@asimasim8207 you don't have to think, just listen.. everything she says may be common knowledge, so she isn't talking about anything top secret, but she clearly details what is talked about.. that's not a matter of opinion, but a matter of understanding language..
Harry Rayner Really dude? I’m actually bilingual French and English, French I any first language. Sorry if it there was any mistakes, but relax, it's no big deal.
Jianwang Aran maybe bc u saw her sit down in original form. I saw it was makeup so I acknowledged it was a woman. thinking She couldn’t actually look like that (or he for that matter). but some ppl have that ethereal look to them. Man or woman. I have seen a few people!
@@RoachZone Yeah, that 'costume' would have failed in 10min after entering the 'enemy' grounds. Who are they going to fool with this? Children? I mean, a trained eye of the party they want to spy on will quickly realize that there is something wrong. Not to mention that women and men have different styles of how they sit and walk. The shoulders are different, and the curves of the hip area. Even the skin... women have smooth skin, while men have more leathery skin - they will have to cover the neck, hands, and the face with a huge amount of makeup to cover this. The clip was nothing more than a cheap attempt to entertain the audience with trashy techniques.
@@bd1043 On so many levels, where do I begin? The covering up of scars, injuries, implants, track marks, etc. with tattoos, it is easy to make mistakes on a robot and to make it not look like it with “tattoos”, the black and red ink especially are very poisonous, lodging into the bloodstream and staying in the liver causing liver and more damage, immune problems because the ink is a foreign body that the natural human body rejects to protect itself, nano bots are possible in the ink or who knows what else too, tattoos look ugly because they look like disease or ill health and are not symmetrical or attractive thus causing fear and pain to us looking at them, tattoos have been used to mark and number people as slaves, tattoos in the prison system, tattoos as codes they speak to each other with (ie. The butterfly, etc.), and it’s a blood letting or blood libel ritual. There’s more, that’s just off the top of my head!
OR, she shares these so you think there are newer ones, and disregard this one for being old, and not used. While actually they still use this ALWAYS, and try to trick you they dont anymore.
She is smart in her wordings and anything she says probably is already in a museum or comum knowledge. The woman was a chief, so i doubt she's going to reveal anything really secretive
"You didn't want them to think you had escaped. You wanted them to think they had lost you" Oof that gave me chills 😤😤😤😤😤😤 EDIT: thanks for all the likes everyone 😀😀
Makes a lot of sense psychologically too - if they think you're running, they're just going to chase you. If they feel like they failed though, they'd likely be beating themselves up over it and need some time to get back on task.
American living in Germany. The number one thing that gives away Americans: How loud you speak at all times and how much you smile. Also, sneakers/gym shoes and white socks.
@@nicolesanderson8757 hmmm Krista Neubert is a German name. And even german wear sportsshoes and white tennissocks. Germans wear sandals with white tennissocks!!! Germans speaks very loud and way too much. But don't smile.
@@alestbest Also idk why you brought up white socks with sandals lol I wouldn’t say that’s a common thing for Americans at all and is actually quite and ugly and uncomfortable looking “style”, but interesting to know haha
Celphone snatchers in my country disguise as a yuppy and then hitching on jeepneys( common public transport vehicle) where he can snatch phones for living, you can never tell by the looks if he is a snatcher, because many years ago snatchers dont do disguise
I used to steal when i was like 15, i was tall and had an ‘adult’ look on my body, but my face looks young, so i always have to put some wrinkles and a beanie to atleast cover up my face, I stole about 400 dollars total, i usually steal if their bag looks heavy, or their pocket looks baggy, i have a small hand, and my reflex is quick so i usually get away with it, but i was caught once, i stole but i managed to run away
I went to my parent's village in Nigeria and stayed for 4 months. No matter how I dressed, people could always identify that I was not a native Nigerian just by me walking by. So bizzare.
I've heard people say that we need to b vulnerable. This would b true only w the right people: those who care about us & will not gossip about us or eviscerate us when our backs r turned. How did Jesus Himself feel about this? In John 2:23-25 "Now when He was in Jerusalem at the Passover feast, many believed in His name when they saw the signs which He did; but Jesus DID NOT TRUST himself to them, because He knew all men and needed no one to bear witness of man; for He himself knew what was in man." Jesus was vulnerable to & trusted some people, like His disciples. But certainly not everyone.
I always want undercover boss to happen to me so I can spill a huge sob story to my new "intern" whose mustache is detaching slowly and whose accent is questionable at best 😂 . After my story I'm walking away with a solid million atleast!
One day on the playground in elementary school, I decided I no longer liked the way I walked and wanted to change it. I then started walking differently, and I've been walking that way ever since.
She actually trying to trick us into thinking that these are all the techniques they have, but they have the most advance technology that they don't want to show to public.
This information reminds me so much of the spy-action thriller television series 'Alias' where Jennifer Gardner aka Sydney Bristow was a CIA official and she performed the role so well. The series gave the viewers a glimpse of 'CIA espionage' world and connections ... A very interesting and informative tv series.
Haven't had tv for decades. Sounds like a good show. Can watch a few clips on RUclips to see what it was Iike. I liked the old, "The Avengers" TV British spy series. If you aren't over 50, you probably haven't heard of it. Prob some clips of it on you tube.
+Victor Chang I live in the Netherlands, that 3-fingers sign is exactly how I learned to say '3'. I was really surprised when I saw someone hold up their index, middle and ring finger and I assumed the person had a disability and that they simply couldn't bend their thumb.
@@Widdekuu91 That's really interesting, I'm English and I noticed absolutely nothing wrong when Michael Fassbender used his fingers, not his thumb. Cool how such small differences in culture is so obvious.
+Eben Dennison Haha, I agree . :) I have a book about gestures, it's a German book though, there are no translations. But it's called 'In 80 Fettnäpfchen um die Welt' by Françoise Hauser, it's about gestures, words, movements, gifts. And how all of those things can make you look like a total idiot in other countries (the translation would be; "Round the world in 80 blunders.") I also noticed the Irish/English/British/everyone across the pond, finds the opposite peace-sign offensive. Showing the index and middle finger, back-of-the-hand-towards-the-other-person. But when I was young, we'd use that symbol if we wanted to swear an oath. I'd say; 'I swear I won't steal any of your Pokémoncards while you're using the loo, you can trust me' and if the other kid had doubts, I'd make a "V" with my index and middle finger, aim it towards them, move the hand to the right side and of my head and spit through the "V." Multiple times if necessary. That meant 'I swear' and that was about as serious as an Unbreakable Vow in Harry Potter.
Plot Twist: This is only the old method of doing things. They have now mastered invisibility cloaking devices, hologram technology, and instant plastic surgery.
Painting a portrait is very much like making a disguise. To get the "likeness" you just have to put together each little detail accurately enough. There's no secret to it - it's just a number of paint layers adding the right details. I had no idea that using disguises was the similar to this.
I've actually used a quick change to get security off my back before, simply just taking off a hoodie, tying up my hair an putting on glasses, it really makes a huge difference when someone is looking for specific aspects they only got a glimpse at previously
Far as I can tell, btw I live in Germany and been to many European countries, the part with „Europeans tend to smoke like this“ etc. is almost completely incorrect.
Wonder Kid The whole idea of Magna Carta and how it effects me in the Southern United States of America as a person in Post Office Space times like these were glossed over entirely I'd even suggest they had little intention to ever have mentioned it in the first place and it's not lost on me.
yes those unique mannerisms must be addressed....I knew a fellow who came to a Halloween dance in a very good gorilla costume and NOBODY knew WHO it could be UNTIL we saw him get up and WALK to go get a drink. He had a unique strut and we ALL identified him immediately!
The scary part about this is that this whole time that she had been being interviewed is that she could be in a disguise and be whole different person then we know.
No offense to whoever is the real life person but she looks like a male here, even with the posture, broad shoulders and sitting posture opening their legs
"these are photos of me and george w.bush and revealing to him that i was briefing while wearing a mask"
Absolute power move
Tells us those Anunnaki don't really see through us. Hmmm.😊
Its really sad that this video isn't CC'd for real. My friend is deaf and can't be forced to hear. I find that buying into RUclips is useless because the vast majority of the channels are no CC or crap "youtube's attempt" at CC. I wish everyone was deaf because then, they'd get it.
@@tpkyterooluebeck9224 First of all I want to say that I really agree with your comment and it would be very helpful if someone would take some time and create subs for this video or videos on youtube in general. It's not only helpful for deaf people, but also for people that like to train their brains to read and listen to English when they are not native speakers and to some degree with the help of google translate and "open transcript" option on youtube to even understand what the video is saying without even knowing the language. Also I wouldn't call the "youtube's attempt" crap, because if you think about it, it's amazing what a computer can do just by analyzing a sound. Imagine how many different accents there are and how differently people speak (loudness, pitch etc) and it still manages to get it right 90% of the times. I use it alot because many times I watch a video at x1.5 or x2 so I can finish it faster and having some kind of help on the bottom of my screen at all times is very helpful since I'm not a native English speaker (even though I believe I'm quite proficient at it) and I can miss some words due to pronunciaton (aka when British people speak :P ).
Sorry for long comment, have a nice day! :)
@@kavvMichael I would like to create subtitles for this video can you please tell me how I can do that?
@@aaanawaleh I think if you want to add subtitles to a public video the publisher must have that option enabled. I don't know the specifics though. :/
Imagine being her kid and trying to get away with something...
“I was the shop attendant all along, I know you bought that alcohol”
Lool this comment is highly underrated
LMFAO 😂😂😂. Best comment on the whole video!
Kai M I remember someone had a dad who worked at a phone company and had all his kids phones hacked. Whenever they would show up to a party they weren’t supposed to be at the parents would be there knowing all along lol 😂
Knew*
"I knew you were smoking, I was the cigarette all along!!!"
If she is publicly explaining CIA uses these tricks, these are no longer current CIA tricks.
I think you're right. But I also think that most things she said all the other intelligence services already know and use too ;)
Yup
it means it's already common knowledge that everyone knows
There go my plans to trick the CIA.
Or they still are, just not everything is classified.
I need a full length documentary with her. She’s absolutely fascinating.
And she knows more than she puts on and would be willing to lie to everyone to protect dirty secrets.
Listen to the Jordan Harbinger podcast with two of her episodes. Fascinating!
3:38 "You want to be the person that gets on the elevator, and then gets off, and no one really remembers you were there." I don't even need a disguise to do that
I often feel invisible 😟
lol!!!😄
CIA: Your Hired
Sometimes when I didn't do homework the teacher saw that I was picking my notebook, and so just gave up on waiting, being forgettable is usefull
Yeah you'd like us to think that wouldn't you 😏
They missed the perfect opportunity to reveal at the end that she isn't actually an old lady, and she's actually a 35 year old dude...
"It's virtually impossible to disguise a man as a woman."
It would be absolutely amazing if she proved herself wrong tho.
ninevolt Would you call her young?
yes skinny beautiful young lady virgin
Etiopt no lady is enough
@@yellowcactustvz4929 He's exactly what came to my mind when she said that
I need a Netflix series about this woman’s stories.
Camilo Delgado heck yeah
Yes
It would be better if it's a RUclips series
FACTS
There is a movie about her husband though... ARGO
This presentation is absolutely fascinating! 👌 I had the opportunity to see Jonna and her husband, who was also a CIA operative, in person several years ago. Their stories were captivating! It was a series that a local newspaper sponsored to the public of various prominent guest speakers usually twice a year. Of course, we had to pay for tickets. It was worthwhile.
This was wildly fascinating. I needed three more hours of this.
This should be a netflix/hulu/disney/amazon/walmart-vudu series!
Check out the international spy museum's channel.
They also have podcasts on spotify
I agree! They could do a whole documentary on this.
Same here - despite being English born and bred, apparently all my tells are American... I don't *think* I'm a sleeper agent... >.>
wrg
She wore a mask as she briefed Bush. What a badass. I didn't even guess!
So a smudgy old photo was able to bamboozle you?
Bush SENIOR, no less. He was the former Director of Central Intelligence. It's a real feather in her cap to say she fooled the former head of the CIA,
As for Bush JUNOR... well, you could fool him by holding a magazine in front of your face with somebody else on the cover.
*If he's like his son, isn't that impressive*
Medovukha Small harm for a greater good mate.
Medovukha - well that's an overly simplified way to look at the world...
this video makes me wonder how many disguised people ive walked past on the street.
Yup
I think my girlfriend is a disguise she is in different moods every know and then
@@mohamedjama9684 pull her face mask
There's a prominent one in the White House...but of course, his real identity has been discovered.
@@lynb2039 😂😂
Her CIA husband was Tony Mendez, the man the movie ARGO was made after. I heard him speak at a luncheon years ago, describing how he exfiltrated the American diplomats out of Iran. Wonderful family they are. RIP, Tony!
Never understood why people would call a lunch, a luncheon; other than pretentious folks.
Not a single person in my extensive network of family, friends, and acquaintances has yet realized that this wheelchair I’ve been using for 24 years is just a part of my disguise. Truthfully, I can walk just fine. But the enemy must never find out!
What kind of spy are you ?
@@mdahsenmirza2536 the truest spy
Ahsen Mirza he’s not a spy😆 it’s a joke!😆😆
GOT EM! bahaha
I swear I remember seeing you in a documentary type RUclips video but I can't remember which one it was, god dammit
Beginning of the Video:
Me- "Look at her face, such experience"
After Video ended:
Me-"Was that her real face?"
Ikr...i thought the reveal is gonna be she was the dude who was walking down the street changing disguise...
ikr, she might be younger than she looks in this video, we don't know!
I mean her nose and general face shape are similar to the first model being shown, while her gums are bigger beneath the lips and her lower face is saggier though she has a pretty slim neck. Eye colour is, of course, different as well; Assuming her name is Mendez that could indicate brown eyes as being the originals, rather than blue eyes. Shoulder width and posture seem to match too. The old pictures show us that she has at least attempted to actually recreate her original hair colour, though it is now not looking so curly. Can't find something that would directly confirm that she is not the same woman shown to disguise as a man.
This is Part 1. Let's see.. :)
me: I wish I could be a CIA agent just imagine all the technology I would get to use
CIA: put this pebble in your shoe
Woah, Technology!
Lol brilliant
you don't know what miracles a pebble can do!
@@Xannika2008 lol :)
I am with them all the time uk and usa. Especially Dept of Homeland Security. Watch my transmission ground zero site statues New York.
This is so cool, as an American I feel like she is my step-Grandma teaching me how to act, especially in Europe.
She was just listing off what I do, how I eat, hold a cigarette, how I stand... and I was like wait this is just am American thing?
@@mary-janereallynotsarah684 you put down your knife when you eat? Isn’t that rude?
And unhygienic @@gieldeeben7613
@@mary-janereallynotsarah684 everything she said is exactly right about what is normal actions in the UK. New to me about how you Yanks behave too. 👍🏻
Plot twist: they're using disguise in this interview, so basically we never see a real face of a CIA former
which will be true in case of this video!!
Look at her neck, I can't stop thinking she is wearing a mask lol
literally exactly what I was thinking
@@RIPGANGSHIT Can or can't?
If so, that is such an unclockable face.
This lady is super cool. I bet she has so many stories she could tell.
Super cool? You've watched to many movies.She is involved in murder and war crimes.
PS: She's a psychopath. Just like other CIA members.
@@Analysis_Paralysis calm down Becky.
Calm down, fucktard. I'm not even a White person, dimwit.
@@Analysis_Paralysis you're brainwashed af
Plot twist: *She's just disguising as a former chief of disguise*
Yikes, thanks for the likes humans
Haha
Haha
It is not a "she", it is a guy in disguise. LOL.
I know the former chief of disguise,that's not her face🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Awua Ben “former” 🤦♂️
This woman needs her own series she's incredible
Every time this woman talks, my eyes are peeled. She is hypnotizing, with her leadership and confidence coming through. Love her.
I was thinking the same!
I love videos with her! She's a-ma-zing. It's enthralling ~~~😯
Lmao , you are a perfect subject and victim to any insant propaganda .
Эта женщина убийца и предатель, и ее уважают столько же или меньше, чем проституток.
@@nemanjastankovic7200конечно
That part when they showed photos of her meeting Bush, I didn't even realize that she was wearing a mask. I just thought she was holding a severed head at the last photo. It was pretty shocking and impressive
I thought ate the first photo that there also a member of the cabinet in the meeting.
Only a Bush can be fooled this way.
@@gabbarsingh7182 "Fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me-you can't get fooled again." -George W Bush
@@gabbarsingh7182 "Fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me-you can't get fooled again." -George W Bush
Soccer is the number 1 and most important sport on Planet Earth and is massive in over 240 countries. Every nation on Earth loves soccer. American football is only popular in the USA. Soccer will be the most popular sport in the USA by 2050 rycn
Imagine how many disguised people you have seen and didnt notice
probably not very many hahaha. not a lot of disguised CIA operatives just walking around.
@@erickrodriguez2487 But.... But.... ugh... Pshhht. Just imagine the fat guy on the road you saw yesterday was a CIA operative.
@@erickrodriguez2487 This is definitely true.
Profile picture says it all.
Most of them are probably behind a computer nowadays
Jonna Mendez is the wife of Tony Mendez, the operative who helped rescue the six American hostages in 1979. See the movie "Argo." In the book, her husband talks about the different hostile operatives you have to confuse. A trained Moscow operative is more difficult to fool than a revolutionary guard zealot who may not be as trained in spy craft.
Day23: they still don't realize I'm not a vacuum cleaner.
JAB Lol!!
You're Dyson with death. Pull the plug on this operation!
You suck
Day 24: the broom is becoming suspicious... assassination may be necessary
Day63: the mop and broom are plotting against me.
I'd like a three hour version of this, please.
Same I second that!
Tony & Jonna have 4 books between them. They are friends of the family. Truly fascinating and delightful people. We were heartbroken when Tony Passed this January.
@Vmt16 Watch "Coming War on China by John Pilger" and you will get much more but be warned it's heavy and facts were proven to be true.
Yes, please!
Vmt16 oo yus
Am I the only one who really wanted her to pull off her 'face' at the end to reveal she had actually been wearing a mask throughout the whole interview?
Yup!!!!
She would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids!
PantySausage hahaha goddammit!!
You, deserve so many more likes
She also needed to say "Valar Morghulis" after taking off the mask.
This is an awesome video! So intriguing and influential. Obviously these "tricks" are decades old so imagine the tricks they have now...
I’m surprised she’s even allowed to talk about this.
Same thought here... My first thought was she was a fake looking for attention.
Here's the thing. This is how it worked many years ago and this was just a sample. Imagine what they can do today.
Most of this is...well maybe not common knowledge, but it's certainly not secret. These tricks and strategies are more or less "industry standard". It's interesting to the layman, but for anybody who's ever actually done this sort of thing these are the basics of basics.
Even with this information, it would still be extremely difficult for the average person to detect an agent
I have lots of military family and they always say that anything "revealed" to us regular folks is probably so outdated it isn't used anymore, or the enemy has already figured it out too, so it doesn't matter.
She said a lot without revealing anything
Throughout the whole thing I was like uh huh expecting her to say one more thing to wrap the idea together so I would actually understand and then she switched topics and at the end I was just like ok we have advanced masks and agents can change quickly
Asim Asim She’s Smart She Know a What She Doing, They Watching He, The Moment She Spill She Dies
Uhm.. she may not have told everything they use, but everything she mentions she details pretty clearly.. how they disguise people, even down to the roof of the mouth thing.. what makes you say she didnt reveal anything?
@@domokunbogle you think? LOL
@@asimasim8207 you don't have to think, just listen.. everything she says may be common knowledge, so she isn't talking about anything top secret, but she clearly details what is talked about.. that's not a matter of opinion, but a matter of understanding language..
0:50 "Your biggest concern might be that your next door neighbor is gonna wander into that Cafe and say Oh Hi Mark"
I'm dying xDDD
NUKE tommy wiseau reference?
NUKE she said bill
I DID NOT
i did naht
"Ha Ha what a stoory Marrk"
The timestamp you're looking for is 3:17
This needs to he made into some type of miniseries on Netflix..
It'd be called: "Disguises of the CIA."
@@GhostRider-hy9zt they'd rather call it: "feminist woman supreme leader in CIA", star would be black transgender man with diarrhoea
Agreed
tyrone biggs oo
you disguised the words "mini series" into some complicated vocabulary by skipping the space... i was like thats a new word!!
3:35
CIA: Make you older, we can't go the other direction
Korea: Hold My Soju
mvpmickey1 😂😂😂😂😂😂
for real though!! it’s like catfish those makeup videos 😫
Hah! Quite true!
mvpmickey1 oop
Korea: the only country where you can find more plastic surgery doctors than normal doctors. (((:
After they finished filming she took her mask off and it was Tom Cruise all along.
But thay was also a mask.
📌 Pin Worthy!
Scooby dooby doo!!!
It really was
Clint Reeves
LOL
I wasn't done listening to her when this suddenly ended after only a couple of minutes. Fantastic woman and presentation, and intriguing topic
If you want to hear more, listen to the Jordan Harbinger podcast. She’s a guest in two episodes. Fascinating!
@@domovancan Yes, and there's more to find digging around RUclips. Thanks :) Fascinating indeed and makes me wonder what they can do today
I was waiting the whole time for her to take a mask off
Me too
I thought that was just me lol 😂
@Saul Gland more like angela merkal , german CDP
Same hahaha
Valar morghoulis
It’s really interesting and she explain it so well! I want more with her!
Emmanuelle Simoneau do u even english
Harry Rayner not everyone’s first language is english. You probably know ONLY english while Emmanuelle (and most of the world) knows at least 2. lol
Harry Rayner Really dude? I’m actually bilingual French and English, French I any first language. Sorry if it there was any mistakes, but relax, it's no big deal.
Emmanuelle Simoneau yes!!!
Emmanuelle Simoneau Me too.
That woman's disguise as an old man is exactly how somebody would look like in a disguise.
Jianwang Aran maybe bc u saw her sit down in original form. I saw it was makeup so I acknowledged it was a woman. thinking She couldn’t actually look like that (or he for that matter). but some ppl have that ethereal look to them. Man or woman. I have seen a few people!
@@victoria-le7ew nah she definitely looks like a woman xD have you ever seen an old man?
It's all in the eyes.
It's because the shape of her face, you expect someone old to have an oval or square looking jaw, not a feminine one. It's a terribly botched job xd
@@RoachZone Yeah, that 'costume' would have failed in 10min after entering the 'enemy' grounds. Who are they going to fool with this? Children? I mean, a trained eye of the party they want to spy on will quickly realize that there is something wrong.
Not to mention that women and men have different styles of how they sit and walk. The shoulders are different, and the curves of the hip area. Even the skin... women have smooth skin, while men have more leathery skin - they will have to cover the neck, hands, and the face with a huge amount of makeup to cover this.
The clip was nothing more than a cheap attempt to entertain the audience with trashy techniques.
If she's telling us this, that means there's stuff she isn't telling us, and there's probably far more advanced tactics in place now.
I wonder if tattoos are part of spying too?
@@HDPersonal777what do you mean?
@@bd1043 On so many levels, where do I begin? The covering up of scars, injuries, implants, track marks, etc. with tattoos, it is easy to make mistakes on a robot and to make it not look like it with “tattoos”, the black and red ink especially are very poisonous, lodging into the bloodstream and staying in the liver causing liver and more damage, immune problems because the ink is a foreign body that the natural human body rejects to protect itself, nano bots are possible in the ink or who knows what else too, tattoos look ugly because they look like disease or ill health and are not symmetrical or attractive thus causing fear and pain to us looking at them, tattoos have been used to mark and number people as slaves, tattoos in the prison system, tattoos as codes they speak to each other with (ie. The butterfly, etc.), and it’s a blood letting or blood libel ritual. There’s more, that’s just off the top of my head!
They have a better technique and that's why they are sharing this old way so we don't pay attention to other newer ones
Tim Le exactly
that’s what i’m thinking . most videos about the tactics they use are older ones . they def upgraded them by now
I was thinking about that too. They ARE the CIA
OR, she shares these so you think there are newer ones, and disregard this one for being old, and not used. While actually they still use this ALWAYS, and try to trick you they dont anymore.
She is smart in her wordings and anything she says probably is already in a museum or comum knowledge. The woman was a chief, so i doubt she's going to reveal anything really secretive
Is it me or would it have been that much cooler if it then turned out that she was in a disguise?
How are you sure she wasn't in disguise?
@@TheBusyJane dun dun dun
I actually half expected her to take off a wig or something lol
it should have been a a man, and then take off the mask an be a woman.
@@Zahnpuppy - But then take off the woman mask because it was a man all along.
i was half expecting her to take off a disguise in the end!
That would’ve been perfect.
Some mission impossible stuff
I watch RUclips every single day. This is the most interesting video I have ever seen.
The guy that did the quick change is actually her son. She mentioned it in another interview
Author Alys Marchand lemme take you on a date to chuck e cheese
Well I think that’s high risk putting her family out there
That's so cool!
Isabelle Quint hmm
Wut another interview?
This is one video that is actually pretty interesting
"You didn't want them to think you had escaped. You wanted them to think they had lost you"
Oof that gave me chills 😤😤😤😤😤😤
EDIT: thanks for all the likes everyone 😀😀
Yeah acting like you're trying to evade a surveillance team is a pretty bad idea when you want to evade a surveillance team.
i- your profile picture looks like the mask in 1:44 HDHJXHDJJD 😔
Makes a lot of sense psychologically too - if they think you're running, they're just going to chase you. If they feel like they failed though, they'd likely be beating themselves up over it and need some time to get back on task.
A good reader will never ever lose you! A good reader will even tell you next step!
Cucu Ca watch mikes buzzfeed video on how he escaped a spy
I would love to see a lot more of this--especially the disguises. How they do it.
American living in Germany. The number one thing that gives away Americans: How loud you speak at all times and how much you smile. Also, sneakers/gym shoes and white socks.
lol what do you mean? whats the thing about sneakers/gym shoes & white socks? I never would have guessed. Im not american. Canadian actually.
@@nicolesanderson8757 hmmm Krista Neubert is a German name. And even german wear sportsshoes and white tennissocks. Germans wear sandals with white tennissocks!!!
Germans speaks very loud and way too much. But don't smile.
@@melanielaren4180 *sad american noises*
@@alestbest lol it’s funny that you call them tennissocks, never heard that before 🤣
@@alestbest Also idk why you brought up white socks with sandals lol I wouldn’t say that’s a common thing for Americans at all and is actually quite and ugly and uncomfortable looking “style”, but interesting to know haha
She was so right about how they view people based on their clothes. The people who steal for a living analyze people so fast
Celphone snatchers in my country disguise as a yuppy and then hitching on jeepneys( common public transport vehicle) where he can snatch phones for living, you can never tell by the looks if he is a snatcher, because many years ago snatchers dont do disguise
I bet she is a he
@@abk4202020 100% it's a dude, just as she said you can't make a man a woman it showed her transformation. CiA DiSiNFO
I used to steal when i was like 15, i was tall and had an ‘adult’ look on my body, but my face looks young, so i always have to put some wrinkles and a beanie to atleast cover up my face, I stole about 400 dollars total, i usually steal if their bag looks heavy, or their pocket looks baggy, i have a small hand, and my reflex is quick so i usually get away with it, but i was caught once, i stole but i managed to run away
Crasher Crasher philippines?
Disguises are like onions.
Onions have layers.
Ogres have layers.
Confirmed: Shrek is a CIA agent
Lol😂
Lol.
I-
loved it!
This comment is absolutely parfait!
I went to my parent's village in Nigeria and stayed for 4 months. No matter how I dressed, people could always identify that I was not a native Nigerian just by me walking by. So bizzare.
And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids
Andrew Gregory lol thanks Andrew I got a good chuckle out of your comment.
Yeahh..good one
Winner!! Best comment yet.
SCOOBY DOO!!
My glasses! My glasses! I can't be seen without my glasses! -johnny bravo.
If she can talk about this now imagine how far ahead the CIA is now.
Exactly. Notice the three women in the background?
@@rickh3714 you've been duped. u missed out on the 2 guys next to the women
@@endor8witch
Cripes, you're right! And the little robot!
They're disguising aliens now.. like in Men in Black
Far far
I could have listened to her talk about this for hours. Fascinating.
Watch her Ted talks in RUclips itself mate
@@Sudharshan767 Thanks!
Your a bird brain
How unsettling would it be to be the President and knowing someone could have just walked in disguised, and *you* didn’t know
Biden is demented.
The old man looks more like a real person than the woman does as herself.
No not really, that old man disguise was clearly rushed. It looked like a woman who is trying to be a man lol
nah it didnt look as authentic
メロンパン thats the point of the disguise
Maybe that’s because she was actually that man and the woman we saw was just a disguise 🤯
That's exactly how you know they're CIA
My trust issues before the vid started:
100%
My trust issues after the vid:
1000%
Why I don't trust people:
1. I know them
2. I don't know them
Man!!!
@@bullymaguire2061 😂
•Gacha UNICORN• so basically the same trust issues
I've heard people say that we need to b vulnerable. This would b true only w the right people: those who care about us & will not gossip about us or eviscerate us when our backs r turned.
How did Jesus Himself feel about this? In John 2:23-25 "Now when He was in Jerusalem at the Passover feast, many believed in His name when they saw the signs which He did; but Jesus DID NOT TRUST himself to them, because He knew all men and needed no one to bear witness of man; for He himself knew what was in man." Jesus was vulnerable to & trusted some people, like His disciples. But certainly not everyone.
If only undercover boss made their disguises this well
☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣
Lmao 😂😂 didn't someone recognize the boss
Snap!
If only undercover boss was a good show.
I always want undercover boss to happen to me so I can spill a huge sob story to my new "intern" whose mustache is detaching slowly and whose accent is questionable at best 😂 . After my story I'm walking away with a solid million atleast!
American body language is so different to anywhere else in the world. Kind of bigger and more confident, taking up more space.
The Chad American vs The Virgin Britbong
Can Netflix do a series with her? She is just amazing
I totally agree, shes so good at explaining stuff it just locks your attention.
@rj zanderFacebook (FB), Instagram (I) = FBI
lol
was anyone else hoping she was in disguise??
korkz808 I’M ALMOST FINISHED WITH THE VIDEO,AND YOU’RE TELLING ME SHE ISN’T GOING TO DO A REVEAL!?!? Smdh 10/10 disappointed in her.
Plot twist, she was, but they didn't tell us to conceal her identity
She was, she's actually a handsome male model.
Everyone keeps saying she's male, but she said herself its almost impossible to turn a male female.
@@hughthetuber7990 Ah - there you are. ALMOST.
Best advice a CIA agent can give you: Don’t be yourself.
i see u Since when did the cia teach me how to get a gf
Best advice a parent can give you: Be yourself.
@@requiemxvii5714 some parents doesn't want you to be yourself.
i see u good one my friend good one
@@fifi7367 but it's the *best* advice a parent can give
One day on the playground in elementary school, I decided I no longer liked the way I walked and wanted to change it. I then started walking differently, and I've been walking that way ever since.
She actually trying to trick us into thinking that these are all the techniques they have, but they have the most advance technology that they don't want to show to public.
Duh!
Noooooo ...
Two words, budget cuts...
She worked for the cia in the 80s and 90s.....don’t tell me you didn’t catch that.
She's not. Of course there are more techniques. You can reveal all of your knowledge in a short video. You also wouldn't.
She's the Master of Disguise!
Rockas360
F
Ahem...Actually she's Chief of Disguise. =)
@@bundokman haha well I was making a joke based on the Perry Andelin Blake movie
I FRICKINNG LOVE THAT MOVIE
Only Dana Carvey successfully infiltrate the Turtle Club.
'anytime you approach Notre Dame' hmmmmmmmm
Hocke Junior you can’t right now...unless you’re CIA
NO
I came down to the comments section to find someone commenting about Notre Dame , wasn't disappointed
@@bezandros glad to be of service
wrg
This information reminds me so much of the spy-action thriller television series 'Alias' where Jennifer Gardner aka Sydney Bristow was a CIA official and she performed the role so well. The series gave the viewers a glimpse of 'CIA espionage' world and connections ... A very interesting and informative tv series.
Haven't had tv for decades. Sounds like a good show. Can watch a few clips on RUclips to see what it was Iike.
I liked the old, "The Avengers" TV British spy series. If you aren't over 50, you probably haven't heard of it. Prob some clips of it on you tube.
I was waiting for Tom Cruise to pull "her" face off.
No, John Travolta and Nic Cage takes the face off.
And I would have gotten away with it too, if not for those pesky kids.
I would like to take her face..... off!
mission impossible is just Tom Cruise trying to kill himself to get out of Scientology.
And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids.
is this scooby doo? Nahhh just wondering
Hahaha Scooby Doo!
nope O'really oh classic! Scoob!
+nope O'really hahaha! 😂
I want a job title that sounds like that.
This and finding people (investigation) always seemed like a perfect job for me (hire me CIA)
I have met many spies. They cannot share their problems with many others. Being a spy is NOT fun!
Aristeidis Lykas must’ve been some bad spies
@@Spoons81 Only the best, friendly or hostile, have been assigned to me.
Aristeidis Lykas They find ways to express themselves and to people who understand.
What if she was in disguise the whole time?
God Who? *I’m already tracer*
asking the real questions
@@gokermitsewerside358 I'll be genji
I'm sure she was. Why wouldn't she be?
@@LotionEnjoyer I'm already genji.
in the end: *takes off mask* "and this is where i reveal to you guys ive been briefing you while wearing a mask" imagine that hahah
For her sake I hope it is a mask she is wearing .
in the end: takes off mask " and gets shot 6 times by secret service xD
@@cexilai5942 She's 74 years old, I'd say she's doing fine.
@@vocaeien ...like an old cheese...wrinkly & smelly .
Cexi Lai the door is to your left..... don’t trip ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
Kept thinking about Inglorious Basterds and that bar scene. THREE FINGERS
Victor Chang us germans don't do \|/
+Victor Chang
I live in the Netherlands, that 3-fingers sign is exactly how I learned to say '3'. I was really surprised when I saw someone hold up their index, middle and ring finger and I assumed the person had a disability and that they simply couldn't bend their thumb.
best scene in the movie.
@@Widdekuu91 That's really interesting, I'm English and I noticed absolutely nothing wrong when Michael Fassbender used his fingers, not his thumb. Cool how such small differences in culture is so obvious.
+Eben Dennison
Haha, I agree . :) I have a book about gestures, it's a German book though, there are no translations. But it's called 'In 80 Fettnäpfchen um die Welt' by Françoise Hauser, it's about gestures, words, movements, gifts. And how all of those things can make you look like a total idiot in other countries (the translation would be; "Round the world in 80 blunders.")
I also noticed the Irish/English/British/everyone across the pond, finds the opposite peace-sign offensive.
Showing the index and middle finger, back-of-the-hand-towards-the-other-person.
But when I was young, we'd use that symbol if we wanted to swear an oath.
I'd say; 'I swear I won't steal any of your Pokémoncards while you're using the loo, you can trust me' and if the other kid had doubts, I'd make a "V" with my index and middle finger, aim it towards them, move the hand to the right side and of my head and spit through the "V." Multiple times if necessary.
That meant 'I swear' and that was about as serious as an Unbreakable Vow in Harry Potter.
“It’s impossible to turn a man into a woman” Tyler Perry: Am I a joke to you
I was kinda hoping she would have removed a mask after the interview. Like, "Bam! I was a man the whole time. You fools."
Jonstaa right lol
didn't they say it was almost impossible to turn a man into a woman? 3:28
@@moonlightshadowpony OF COURSE they would say so! ;)
@@moonlightshadowpony Rupaul has evidence that says otherwise.
lol!
When ur man says he wants to see other people
Underrated Comment girl.
baratheizzle 😂😂
Lmfao
Best comment
me asffff omg
*Plot Twist:* All of these tips are actually disguises for the real tips used by the CIA
Libidough's Uncle THIS just might be it
Yes FBI this is the message
Plot Twist: This is only the old method of doing things. They have now mastered invisibility cloaking devices, hologram technology, and instant plastic surgery.
Julian Birch probably
It's CODE. The Farm is activating operatives with this video; "Get Jason Bourne, alive!"
me: i have what it takes to be a spy
her: put a little piece of gravel in your shoe
me: i don't have what it takes to be a spy
LOL. It's good to be self-aware.
Her voice is beautiful and amazingly comforting.
How do you know that's how she really talks? Maybe that's not even what she actually looks like.
You can hear her voice is dry because of the voices she mimics and impersonate before
She said that its almost impossible to disguise a man as a woman but much easier to disguise a woman as a man and you say that she is a man in fact??
@@alexsky88749 r/Wooosh
She sounds like my evil 3rd grade teacher.
Who else was waiting for her to take her mask off at the end?
She would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you pesky kids.
me hahahahaha
waiting waiting just for that
Definitely. I was disappointed.
Best thing I've seen in a while. Love how she gives a reason for "regular" people. More content like this, please :)
Her husband was also chief of disguise. He helped consular staff get out of Tehran during the revolution.
Great video!! Enjoyed
After watching a marathon of WIRED I am now an experienced CIA agent
Jan Dom Jesús
Your name on serbian language means pig :)
bojkuznec gojsmith what about my name ?
@@znecmith6270 wtf whose name is that?
@@jandom9008 Svinja means pig :)
She said so much yet so little.... okay CIA 😏
louandlilly Typhoon This was a dummy video they never use any of these techniques this was just a distraction as they hack into your phone
@@meelo4597
lol! 👏😄
@Hyrr Oswald Noon wooosh
This is why I have no idea how Natasha Romanoff is a good spy. She is so recognizable.
Try James Bond
its about being a famous secret spy.that's quite an oxymoron, can u be a secret spy if everybody knows who you are?
Painting a portrait is very much like making a disguise. To get the "likeness" you just have to put together each little detail accurately enough. There's no secret to it - it's just a number of paint layers adding the right details. I had no idea that using disguises was the similar to this.
I've actually used a quick change to get security off my back before, simply just taking off a hoodie, tying up my hair an putting on glasses, it really makes a huge difference when someone is looking for specific aspects they only got a glimpse at previously
the question is more why did you need to get security off of your back? lol
Same
Lol wtf u must be joking
He a methhead
I can't recognise most of my friends if they wear sunglasses..
This woman is amazing; she projects intelligence and confidence. She clearly knows the secrets of her trade.
He is Donald trump by the way.
Does anyone have any resources about how body language changes across countries? This is an incredibly interesting topic and I 'd love to know more.
www.businessinsider.com/body-language-around-the-world-2015-3
Far as I can tell, btw I live in Germany and been to many European countries, the part with „Europeans tend to smoke like this“ etc. is almost completely incorrect.
but the standing and eating parts are mostly accurate across most european countries@@TheBubble010
@@TheBubble010 Totally agree.
@@TheBubble010 they smoke the way she said Americans smoke right?
I read the book by her late husband Antonio Mendez. He was chief of disguise before she was. American heroes, both of them.
American heroes? She leaves out the violent part, where cia targets get mindlessly hurt/ eliminated. Glorifying deceit and violence....
1:48 she just snatched her own wig like that
Weird weird flex
Weird flex but ok
Kelly Argueta fr lol
Wonder what you really look like. .. Without the disguise.
Jessica Joy and she gonna put it right back on
Henry Blackburn Bad hair day maybe? 🤣
Now imagine what they AREN'T telling us...
Wonder Kid The whole idea of Magna Carta and how it effects me in the Southern United States of America as a person in Post Office Space times like these were glossed over entirely I'd even suggest they had little intention to ever have mentioned it in the first place and it's not lost on me.
She could be a mk handler.
haarp
ha! That's what I ALWAYS say in any given situation! It's just the tip of the iceberg..
I wonder how the agents cope with their disguises in extreme weather- heat, cold, winds, storms, etc.
With extreme determination
@Lil Sket weather can be fairly unpredictable in certain places though.
The face starts melting off and it gets really awkward
What an amazing lady, who did an amazing job, working for this country, and for peace in the world, Thankyou
Chief of Disguise....how does one even get a position like that
Wear a disguise to the interview.
In physical combat to the death.....
Trick the former Chief of Disguise...with a disguise
Be a dude who's playing a dude who is playing a dude.
It's not her real job title. It's a disguise of it
"Its almost impossible to turn a man into a woman"
Thailand: hold my beer
Thailand: I'll end this woman's whole career
Ahahaha i laughed to hard at this
😂
Bruce Jenner: "I beg to differ, sweetie!"
Simon 😂😂😭😭
So I guess I'm going to try quick changing in literally every crowd I'm in now...
Practice makes perfect!
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Seriously hahaha! Training begins today!
Why are your comments everywhere?
SingingMyBlue because everything I say is iconic
yes those unique mannerisms must be addressed....I knew a fellow who came to a Halloween dance in a very good gorilla costume and NOBODY knew WHO it could be UNTIL we saw him get up and WALK to go get a drink. He had a unique strut and we ALL identified him immediately!
The scary part about this is that this whole time that she had been being interviewed is that she could be in a disguise and be whole different person then we know.
She’s definitely wearing a mask.
I didn’t even think of that
She does have a male like posture 🧐
@@Hemway22 I thought the same thing ..
No offense to whoever is the real life person but she looks like a male here, even with the posture, broad shoulders and sitting posture opening their legs