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  • Former FBI agent and body language expert Joe Navarro breaks down the various ways we communicate non-verbally. What does it mean when we fold our arms? Why do we interlace our fingers? Can a poker player actually hide their body language?
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  • @keithsmith9833
    @keithsmith9833 4 года назад +18958

    His body language told me that he was thinking “so these idiots think I can teach 40+ years of experience and education in a 15 minute video”.

  • @MothaLuva
    @MothaLuva 4 года назад +12088

    When a fist lands in someone’s face that body language tells me that they don’t like each other.

  • @154421535
    @154421535 Год назад +1283

    It easy to tell when someone lies. Their noses grow longer.
    This guy is good at his job. Need more people like him.

  • @blessing168
    @blessing168 Год назад +491

    Key takeaway: Every body language is transmitting some sort of information. Just try to assess but do not over-judge, especially if someone cross their arms or roll their eyes in different direction. It may not mean anything. Also, you can move around to identify the most comfortable space with others

    • @thehangingparsiple5692
      @thehangingparsiple5692 Год назад +8

      If someone rolls their eyes in different directions I think it means call emergency services

    • @mariaquiet6211
      @mariaquiet6211 8 месяцев назад +2

      We really needed an expert to tell us that, right

    • @Dawn-Songs
      @Dawn-Songs 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@thehangingparsiple5692 I immediately thought of loopy Marty Feldman the comedian 😂

    • @nomadpi1
      @nomadpi1 Месяц назад +1

      But none of this applies if a dog walks up and begins to urinate on your leg. Then you can move about without being assessed as to your motives by a nearby FBI agent.

  • @nubslife2200
    @nubslife2200 4 года назад +8603

    Everyone with anxiety: moves around
    FBI: he’s the one

  • @thatguy210
    @thatguy210 3 года назад +19090

    Girl: *screams at me*
    Me: ah yes, according to the body language, she is angry

    • @Thefictitious_reel
      @Thefictitious_reel 3 года назад +422

      Not really, I know of situations when girls scream of love, pleasure and joy. It all depends on the context...

    • @harukaplays5411
      @harukaplays5411 3 года назад +41

      😂

    • @divyansh22b
      @divyansh22b 3 года назад +63

      :surprisedpikachuface:

    • @RyZeSnipez1
      @RyZeSnipez1 3 года назад +75

      Harvard scholarship?

    • @martinaloghe9904
      @martinaloghe9904 3 года назад +10

      😂😂😂😂

  • @kickingdownthedoors
    @kickingdownthedoors Год назад +324

    This is especially interesting to me as an autistic person with CPTSD. I had to research neurotypical body language for years in order to mask effectively, because when I'm unmasked, most people interpret my body language as indicative of my behavior being avoidant, uninterested, or dishonest, and as a result I've noticed that usually people treat me better when I am actively masking. It takes so much energy on a day to day basis just to keep up this behavior, and I've become very introverted because of it. Solitude is a relief. I love how Mr. Navarro breaks down behaviors as self-soothing, not necessarily a tell of dishonesty. I wonder how other neurodivergent people feel about this.

    • @xInfisphere
      @xInfisphere Год назад +27

      I was just about to comment something similar… you said it so beautifully. I am in agreement! I prefer only unmasking around my close circle who knows my sincerity despite my contradictory facial expressions/body language. I’ve tried otherwise and have just continually confused people. Given how fleeting most interactions are on a day to day I find it best to utilize a bridging, which is to say, to speak “their language” and mask. I do try to find a balance, where I’m not forcing joy when not feeling it, but I am for instance, more subtly expressing my eyes and lips and tone, so it’s clear enough what I’m intending. 🤍 I hear you, it takes a lot of energy. I have to be sure to make a lot of space to myself to recharge

    • @jackjackum
      @jackjackum Год назад +5

      yeah you might want to tone the masking down thats going to damage your health

    • @bilbofloggins7713
      @bilbofloggins7713 Год назад +6

      ​@@jackjackum it's a balance. However it's better to foster a good self esteem and self value to where if people don't like you for being you it's seen as a good thing because there are so many people and you'd rather have authentic people in your circle. Stim or be stimmed by the muggles.

    • @mamadoom9724
      @mamadoom9724 Год назад +7

      I’m glad you brought this up because I’m autistic and I had the same thoughts as you

    • @dudanunesbleff
      @dudanunesbleff Год назад +3

      Hang on there, you are not alone!

  • @legendstar8564
    @legendstar8564 Год назад +47

    I loved when he said we blink 8 times per minute and then blinks 7 times in ten seconds

    • @eileen6646
      @eileen6646 8 дней назад

      He could be trying to access more information. It's easier to recall if you block out other senses. When I try to recall a lot of info I tend to close my eyes lol

  • @CanadianBullFrog
    @CanadianBullFrog 4 года назад +8155

    Me: Dressing up as a frog on Halloween.
    FBI: mentally unstable

    • @samp4244
      @samp4244 4 года назад +135

      *go on*

    • @ronf7468
      @ronf7468 4 года назад +26

      CanadianBullFrog toadly🐸wacko 😂✨☕️✨👋

    • @AvianSavara
      @AvianSavara 4 года назад +21

      They'd be entirely right.

    • @biandreadytocry7939
      @biandreadytocry7939 4 года назад +12

      But is he wrong

    • @ICE4B
      @ICE4B 4 года назад +6

      @0 13 Do you want to know how we know?

  • @LivadaNiki
    @LivadaNiki 3 года назад +9607

    "Forehead can reveal the amount of stress we had during the life"
    Oh boi, poor Gordon Ramsay

    • @thuy-anle1793
      @thuy-anle1793 3 года назад +240

      bald people: ....

    • @dubbaavatohtori2709
      @dubbaavatohtori2709 3 года назад +103

      More like poor Emeperor Palpatine

    • @marybrown7228
      @marybrown7228 3 года назад +62

      Poor Dr. Phil

    • @Aragorn-wp2xm
      @Aragorn-wp2xm 3 года назад +1

      Hahahah

    • @speesy32
      @speesy32 3 года назад +37

      emily brooke They’re talking about the crease lines that form over the years. Gordon has several deep ones.

  • @rhondamadgirl
    @rhondamadgirl 10 месяцев назад +34

    This guy gives me some comfort. I’m highly anxious and do a lot of the things some of the other body language people say indicate deception. It’s just my anxiety. I’m glad to see this guy looks at it differently.

    • @Queenofgreen515
      @Queenofgreen515 3 месяца назад +1

      Same!

    • @nomadpi1
      @nomadpi1 Месяц назад

      He lied. His whole effort was sponsored by the FBI to fool you so you'd screw up your next bank robbery/

  • @johnwatkins3883
    @johnwatkins3883 10 месяцев назад +94

    I like this guy. He's got very good energy and I love his relaxed but yet serious mood he's got going on. Also very intelligent and he definitely is a very confident dude. I don't know this guy but he's got my respect.

    • @isildurany2888
      @isildurany2888 Месяц назад +2

      when will you propose ?

    • @nomadpi1
      @nomadpi1 Месяц назад

      Did you watch his feet as he spoke? He wasn't relaxed at all. He was very tense, yet happy go-lucky. I saw he wasn't very intelligent and had little confidence. I'm sure you didn't respect him at all.

  • @HornySingleMom
    @HornySingleMom 3 года назад +7460

    “How we walk has meaning” For example, if someone has a limp, there is a chance they are injured.

    • @faazilvally626
      @faazilvally626 3 года назад +134

      This comment is so underrated.

    • @dragzgaming
      @dragzgaming 3 года назад +29

      Lmao

    • @piersschulten571
      @piersschulten571 3 года назад +91

      *Attention seekers pretending to limp to get attention*

    • @gabbytorres3606
      @gabbytorres3606 3 года назад +11

      *vIsIbLe CoNfUsIoN*

    • @elnombre5597
      @elnombre5597 3 года назад +97

      If someone says goodbye, they might possibly leave.

  • @seasharpdeflat
    @seasharpdeflat 4 года назад +7701

    I'm an expert too. I saw a guy walking the other day and quickly deduced he was going somewhere.

  • @Robert08010
    @Robert08010 Год назад +15

    As a non-spy and non-European, I have carried flowers that way. If you go walking along holding the flowers upright, the weight of the flower blossoms is bouncing on the stems and it only takes a little damage to the stems before the flowers wilt. However if you carry them upside down there is far less weight on the stems and so your less likely to do damage to them. Its really kind of obvious. While I can see why he thought it means the person was European, it might just has well have meant he was smart.

  • @indigocheetah4172
    @indigocheetah4172 Год назад +35

    I found his observation of the poker players fascinating . It would be interesting to show a longer segment on that .

  • @DarkAurora
    @DarkAurora 4 года назад +17279

    I can tell by his body language he is saying "please get me a taller chair"

  • @goskidmark
    @goskidmark 4 года назад +56625

    This guy's body language tells me that he is uncomfortable with this interview and that he is withholding information.

    • @johng6080
      @johng6080 4 года назад +6093

      GO SkidMaRk Time to waterboard him until we get the information were after.

    • @soip6710
      @soip6710 4 года назад +1430

      @@johng6080 we're

    • @doraemonsam123
      @doraemonsam123 4 года назад +1085

      @@soip6710 lol who cares about grammar and your gonna be like *Lol who cares about grammar and you're gonna be like* is the correction your going to make

    • @soip6710
      @soip6710 4 года назад +795

      @@doraemonsam123 eh, just bothers me

    • @philattlee1
      @philattlee1 4 года назад +313

      You're. Reading written language. Haha

  • @teresachan9572
    @teresachan9572 4 месяца назад +8

    This topic is so interesting because of how unconscious body language sometimes is. Even if the spy knows they’re being assessed, it’s still kinda hard to hide their nervousness or reaction to a certain cue. For us I think it’s pretty worth learning to be confident in events when necessary

  • @Sahibateri90
    @Sahibateri90 Год назад +3

    The first half got me hooked. Because I always cross my arms, and touch my face. But I'm always ready to open those arms and give a hug to when my friends approach me. I always thought it was odd when they said it means you're being stand offish if you if you cross your arms. I thought, no it isn't. Thank you.

  • @mflowers2755
    @mflowers2755 3 года назад +5979

    Im gonna carry flowers upside down now, see if the FBI pops out of the bushes.

  • @_wowzaimshook_9368
    @_wowzaimshook_9368 3 года назад +7589

    Daughter: He’s just a friend.
    Him: the shake of your left toe says otherwise

    • @loveyou5507
      @loveyou5507 2 года назад +71

      Omg 😭😭

    • @utatwt8688
      @utatwt8688 2 года назад +34

      💀💀💀

    • @twodragons1780
      @twodragons1780 2 года назад +99

      I love how you wrote left toe as though he only has two toes 😂

    • @tomryan914
      @tomryan914 2 года назад +15

      "Right-o, right-o... ." "Why do keep saying 'Right-o', Ramjet." "Because you're standing on my right toe!": Roger Ramjet hilarious cartoon series. (Look it up)

    • @themostdiabolicalhater5986
      @themostdiabolicalhater5986 2 года назад +20

      @@tomryan914 with jokes like that, no wonder nobody has ever heard of it. Painfully unfunny

  • @danrieke9988
    @danrieke9988 9 месяцев назад +4

    Excellent video! So helpful. Appreciate it very much, and it shows clearly that this is a good man.

  • @kuhleb3565
    @kuhleb3565 Год назад +4

    The unmatched perspicacity coupled with the sheer indefatigability of this man makes him a god of the human realm.

  • @tq7013
    @tq7013 4 года назад +6910

    FBI men in movies:
    “That man’s blood type is o-negative, his father Bob was killed in a car accident and his last meal was a taco.”

    • @eugenepark7579
      @eugenepark7579 4 года назад +109

      Who are you?

    • @v2chiller333
      @v2chiller333 4 года назад +293

      A A his name is Patrick and he has had a sad past his dad joe mama has lived a life of crime and terrible stuff he has a dog a nephew and his fish who drowned yes his fish drowned don’t ask.

    • @irisciel9909
      @irisciel9909 4 года назад +13

      @@v2chiller333 😂😂😂

    • @yared3900
      @yared3900 4 года назад +36

      No that’s Sherlock Holmes

    • @avakassebaum1865
      @avakassebaum1865 4 года назад +27

      *pulls a sherlock*

  • @dingleberry1242
    @dingleberry1242 4 года назад +5316

    Me: breathes normally
    Fbi: I see, you inhale oxygen as well

    • @chetnadethe8172
      @chetnadethe8172 4 года назад +79

      Also FBI : Expecting me to say that?

    • @impazie
      @impazie 4 года назад +117

      FBI: Terrorists also breathe...

    • @dbtest117
      @dbtest117 4 года назад +5

      All the same.
      !?

    • @sepsa7468
      @sepsa7468 4 года назад +1

      Elle Lawliet // :0

    • @agarrikr2996
      @agarrikr2996 4 года назад +1

      @@sepsa7468 L Lawliet... Kira

  • @FutureDoco
    @FutureDoco 5 месяцев назад +1

    Oh my god, this is going to help me understand so much during conversations

  • @Humanizam2
    @Humanizam2 Год назад +1

    We need more of these!

  • @id2028
    @id2028 4 года назад +4702

    Asthma patient: *heavy inhale through nose*
    FBI: where are the drugs

    • @LexLenore
      @LexLenore 4 года назад +18

      Me 😂

    • @Scubadog_
      @Scubadog_ 4 года назад +74

      with that inhale, probably in the nose.

    • @aimiyurisakura4488
      @aimiyurisakura4488 4 года назад +3

      Oml😂😂😂😂

    • @covertwasp5238
      @covertwasp5238 4 года назад +66

      Asthma Patient: Struggling to breath
      FBI: Team tackle him & suffocates him further. STOP RESISTING!!

    • @shondragraham5851
      @shondragraham5851 4 года назад +4

      @@covertwasp5238 lmao

  • @blossom6505
    @blossom6505 4 года назад +5406

    “Crossing your arms is like a self hug”
    Me: *cries in lonely while crossing my arms*

    • @Robertahausen
      @Robertahausen 4 года назад +3

      oooohhh.... :(

    • @pqrstzxerty1296
      @pqrstzxerty1296 4 года назад +10

      Crossing arms is its cold, not blocking. Its like saying all bearded guys are called Richard.

    • @pqrstzxerty1296
      @pqrstzxerty1296 4 года назад +3

      A person going to the toilet in front of you while you talk means that you are talking cr*p.

    • @pqrstzxerty1296
      @pqrstzxerty1296 4 года назад +4

      What does it mean if a person who speaking to you stands on one leg, with two differenet shoes on, lots of sneezing with on the left half of a facial beard and big headphones playing rave music a high volume?

    • @pqrstzxerty1296
      @pqrstzxerty1296 4 года назад

      why dont the women just hold hands while talking

  • @Cardang
    @Cardang 20 дней назад +1

    thank you for this knowledge

  • @ambition112
    @ambition112 10 месяцев назад +56

    0:00: 🕵‍♂ Nonverbal communication is key in detecting deception and understanding people's thoughts.
    4:41: 👥 The importance of nonverbal communication in assessing individuals and their behavior.
    9:26: 🃏 The video discusses the importance of observing body language in poker games.
    14:08: 💬 Nonverbal communication is crucial in our communication with others.
    Recap by Tammy AI

  • @KAREN-wj4bk
    @KAREN-wj4bk 4 года назад +16334

    Someone: breathes
    FBI: now stop right there. That's how they breathe in eastern Europe. You're a spy.

    • @LuthandoDlomo
      @LuthandoDlomo 3 года назад +166

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Leonardo-hy3qm
      @Leonardo-hy3qm 3 года назад +314

      naahhh the thing is they actully carry flowers like that, i think its healthier for the flowers?

    • @jnrnfgdr7812
      @jnrnfgdr7812 3 года назад +26

      Hahahaha lmfao

    • @andrew_lin06
      @andrew_lin06 3 года назад +36

      @@Leonardo-hy3qm r/whooooosh

    • @andyplanet
      @andyplanet 3 года назад +84

      @@Leonardo-hy3qm it is. and they do not just carry them like that in eastern europe.

  • @my-gc1id
    @my-gc1id 4 года назад +104647

    god his children must’ve had such a hard time lying to him

    • @0ut1and3r
      @0ut1and3r 4 года назад +6230

      Meet the parents 😂

    • @sivasaikrishna2029
      @sivasaikrishna2029 4 года назад +9132

      Maybe they've become experts...

    • @mmmc5122
      @mmmc5122 4 года назад +3072

      😂😂😂😂
      Part of the job

    • @cindys8629
      @cindys8629 4 года назад +427

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @ragamuffin1588
      @ragamuffin1588 4 года назад +4725

      He probably pretends not to know when they lie.

  • @ItsKirb
    @ItsKirb Год назад +1

    This gave me so much insight on reading someone's body language

  • @mrwakacorp
    @mrwakacorp 23 дня назад +2

    What a brilliant mind! Great interview.

  • @jesus1021
    @jesus1021 3 года назад +9112

    3:10 Imagine working years to get the American way, the perfect accent, the behavior, the way they act, to finally pass as a 100% American and in the end, flowers gave you away, wow.

    • @guppykid3535
      @guppykid3535 3 года назад +688

      I DIDNT KNOW THERE WAS A SPECIFIC WAY TO HOLD FLOWERS??

    • @lucillem.3828
      @lucillem.3828 3 года назад +441

      I FOUND THE FLOWER THING SO COOL

    • @loewenmakrele
      @loewenmakrele 3 года назад +572

      It's a european thing (not an eastern european thing). It's because of the water. You want the water in the petals not in the paper and so you have to use gravity.

    • @ethanweeter2732
      @ethanweeter2732 3 года назад +368

      @@loewenmakrele Probably correct. Americans think in terms of they want the flowers to be showing, like you are showing them off even, something that goofy possibly. The Europeans probably don’t care because they want the flowers to be preserved.

    • @rcameron9265
      @rcameron9265 3 года назад +148

      @@loewenmakrele I'm English and I hold flowers like they are a baby 🤱 or I hold them up right i would never hold them upside down. So idk

  • @crabdemon9384
    @crabdemon9384 4 года назад +13880

    criminals watching this: write that down, write that down!

    • @nayhart8639
      @nayhart8639 4 года назад +55

      😂

    • @hidts7633
      @hidts7633 4 года назад +32

      Crab demon
      THAT
      did I get it right

    • @hidts7633
      @hidts7633 4 года назад +13

      @@agentmoron747 aaaw hun was I stupid enough for u
      Thanx for the explanation
      It was really handy

    • @hidts7633
      @hidts7633 4 года назад +4

      @@agentmoron747 thanx for ...... everything

    • @riyaullas4107
      @riyaullas4107 4 года назад +1

      People can't really control it..

  • @user-jz7vp7kg1u
    @user-jz7vp7kg1u 2 месяца назад +5

    Carrying a bouquet upside down might be a general European thing. I'm German and as far as I know most of us also carry our flowers that way. My mum tought me to do this because it alledgedly keeps the flowers fresher.

  • @keagaming9837
    @keagaming9837 11 месяцев назад

    This was randomly recommended to me, and i'm glad it was.
    Very interesting video!!!

  • @254john5
    @254john5 4 года назад +3118

    Person : casually walking
    FBI agent : *Hes carrying a nuclear bomb and knows einstein last words*

  • @samoolred1245
    @samoolred1245 2 года назад +15207

    Imagine being in highschool about to take a girl out for a first date , you get to the door and this is her dad waiting to see into your soul .

    • @zerocat888
      @zerocat888 2 года назад +1566

      And then you try to propose to her with flowers and her dad arrests you for being an European spy

    • @joannmartinez8295
      @joannmartinez8295 2 года назад +181

      Make sure there's nothing in your soul to see... LOL!
      Most fathers want to see inside your soul when you take their daughter out for a first date.

    • @Celestb
      @Celestb 2 года назад +28

      Dr. Cal Lightman🔥

    • @undefeatableyt7
      @undefeatableyt7 2 года назад +17

      @@zerocat888 lol

    • @ifrahjama2215
      @ifrahjama2215 2 года назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @abhijithvm3166
    @abhijithvm3166 4 месяца назад

    Amazing vireo i really enjoy it. This video really helped me to understand the body language and after this video i try out some technique mentioned in this video and its working. After watching this video i really excited and i want to know more about this techniques because this techniques really help my career however i daily interacting with my clients so i have good knowledge in this techniques i can easily crack anything and also go for better result in my life. Finally thank you Wired for the informative video and i have a suggestion that adding some book related to this topic in this video its really worth and helpful for many of them.

  • @EmmaLangdon
    @EmmaLangdon 3 месяца назад +1

    Dude I love this behaviour psychology stuff it’s so interesting!

  • @davldmd
    @davldmd 4 года назад +185808

    Dude, this is confidential.

  • @dtmlight6322
    @dtmlight6322 4 года назад +6057

    Gah, Imagine being his children.
    "Where are you going son?"
    "No where." …
    "Why don't you sit down."

    • @Aryan-pj3iw
      @Aryan-pj3iw 4 года назад +230

      "Okay, at Sam's"
      "What did you do..."

    • @iAmNemoYT
      @iAmNemoYT 4 года назад +306

      “I didn’t do anyth-“
      “Who did you kill..”

    • @kla7151
      @kla7151 4 года назад +259

      “NO ONE DAD”
      “Why don’t you explain the dead body in our backyard”

    • @lanalou8098
      @lanalou8098 4 года назад +209

      “That’s not a dead body it’s Samantha, she’s sleeping”

    • @boise300
      @boise300 4 года назад +158

      Eartha _ “she was tired she was sleeping”
      “So what is a girl doing at the house?”

  • @NinaHansen2008
    @NinaHansen2008 2 месяца назад

    I just ordered two of your books. Thank you.

  • @Bea54694
    @Bea54694 4 года назад +30586

    You just know he tells that flower story at every dinner party and BBQ.

    • @kurt.i8923
      @kurt.i8923 4 года назад +3212

      I would be pissed if I got caught because of the way I held some flowers lmao

    • @heysu__
      @heysu__ 4 года назад +122

      😂😂😂

    • @Darswar4
      @Darswar4 4 года назад +75

      😂🤣😂🤣

    • @nicojar
      @nicojar 4 года назад +928

      And also that's how you hold flowers everywhere in the world when you know water and sap have to go to the petals, and you want your flowers to last longer.
      It's not specific to eastern europe at all.

    • @julystargaryen9452
      @julystargaryen9452 4 года назад +167

      @@nicojar Exactly, in France it is common to do that

  • @breezyvonweezy723
    @breezyvonweezy723 4 года назад +2865

    “Being a spy is nothing like the movies” * insert story about flowers that almost perfectly parallels Inglorious Bastards *

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 4 года назад +83

      But that movie is made with such ingenuity.

    • @WukongTheMonkeyKing
      @WukongTheMonkeyKing 4 года назад +75

      The disguise expert also talked about Inglorious Bastards

    • @J_Kwan
      @J_Kwan 4 года назад +3

      @@WukongTheMonkeyKing Coincidence? I THINK NOT.

    • @Mica_T
      @Mica_T 4 года назад

      👌

    • @Ashtari
      @Ashtari 4 года назад +78

      American spies in WWII were caught in similar fashion because in Europe they don’t switch their fork and knife after cutting meat. It’s the little cultural things that make you stick out like a sore thumb sometimes.

  • @shreyakanojiya4744
    @shreyakanojiya4744 2 месяца назад

    Omg i have his book. I found this vid today and never knew it was him. Pure gold

  • @RosaLeeJean
    @RosaLeeJean Год назад +1

    This guy keepes me awake.Great!

  • @neonic7395
    @neonic7395 4 года назад +4017

    I will now *never* lose another game of UNO again.

    • @monolithgeometry3221
      @monolithgeometry3221 4 года назад +161

      Observing you're typing patterns I've ascertained your pulse rate was around 95 and that you weren't being truthful about believing you can ever consistently win at UNO

    • @AquaMarino
      @AquaMarino 4 года назад +41

      Uno reverse

    • @annaszente825
      @annaszente825 4 года назад +17

      @@zvukovinb5581 *It is a power some consider unnatural*

    • @woodvsmurf2327
      @woodvsmurf2327 4 года назад +3

      @@monolithgeometry3221 Your*

    • @carolinewalker5127
      @carolinewalker5127 4 года назад +3

      A Charming Runespoor wtf?

  • @syty8429
    @syty8429 3 года назад +3473

    Imagine having this guy as ur dad and u lie about where you were and he’s like “nope Ik ur lying ur foot was pointing North west”

  • @natty0599
    @natty0599 11 месяцев назад +2

    I've learned by observing my mom throughout the years that she's angry or upset or unsatisfied when she compresses her lips. Really helpful for me to be cautious and know what I did or say wrong😅

  • @shisassubedi5813
    @shisassubedi5813 Год назад

    Dude this is some useful information thanks wired for providing it at 0 cost😊

  • @crystal4163
    @crystal4163 4 года назад +4346

    Me: **breathes**
    FBI: she’s guilty .

    • @hunternot
      @hunternot 4 года назад +61

      a girl on internet?? time to creep

    • @Snacci
      @Snacci 4 года назад +29

      DUMB SPONGE stop

    • @rootlady5934
      @rootlady5934 4 года назад +8

      😂

    • @roxanne4752
      @roxanne4752 4 года назад +6

      Lol🤣🤣🤣

    • @crystal4163
      @crystal4163 4 года назад +3

      DUMB SPONGE lol ☠️

  • @Luke_
    @Luke_ 4 года назад +5703

    Dude got arrested by holding his flowers the wrong way lmao

    • @F_L_U_X
      @F_L_U_X 4 года назад +242

      No, he got caught by doing that. He got arrested for being a spy.

    • @letsdothis1543
      @letsdothis1543 4 года назад +37

      He held the flower as a weapon boys go get em

    • @F_L_U_X
      @F_L_U_X 4 года назад +27

      @@Zepen Did you watch the video? The former FBI agent said that the spy confessed.

    • @PunkerWithABoner
      @PunkerWithABoner 4 года назад +66

      【FLUX】 worst spy ever
      “You hold the flowers like a Russian”
      “Yes I’m a Russian spy, selling top of your national secrets to the highest bidder on the black market and to the Kremlin”

    • @lackoflogic6496
      @lackoflogic6496 4 года назад +16

      @@PunkerWithABoner Yeah the story seems pretty dumb, I mean there are tons of explanations he could use, also foreigners in USA are almost more common then the Americans themselves so it's such a nonsensical story.

  • @yannyshi22
    @yannyshi22 8 месяцев назад

    This is sooo confidential!

  • @cynthiathomas5754
    @cynthiathomas5754 Год назад +10

    People have no idea how great this guy is.

  • @OLDHEADfromdaSOUF
    @OLDHEADfromdaSOUF 4 года назад +11031

    His body language tells me hes uncomfortable in that chair😂😂

  • @jkangieamjk4817
    @jkangieamjk4817 4 года назад +2659

    Imagine holding flowers wrong and then getting a SWAT team break through your door

  • @grusnivisa
    @grusnivisa Год назад

    Wow, this was super interesting. I definitely learned a lot!

  • @PamelaTurner-vu8ve
    @PamelaTurner-vu8ve 3 месяца назад

    Thank you for bringing truth to this topic.

  • @Thepokerfanboy
    @Thepokerfanboy 4 года назад +6507

    Plot twist, his body language tells me the chair was too short and uncomfortable for him.

  • @wellick2099
    @wellick2099 4 года назад +4739

    *gets hair in eye and blinks rapidly*
    FBI agent: TAKE HIM DOWN

    • @thecook6635
      @thecook6635 4 года назад +137

      basically any police officer in america.

    • @sixsideddeath5529
      @sixsideddeath5529 4 года назад +19

      @@thecook6635 boooo 👎

    • @angelinageorge9526
      @angelinageorge9526 4 года назад +19

      @@thecook6635 not really but ok

    • @richardwu9013
      @richardwu9013 4 года назад +20

      @@thecook6635 Thanks for bringing politics into this, political discourse on an unrelated, harmless joke is very necessary. /s

    • @thecook6635
      @thecook6635 4 года назад +10

      ha. good point. the only difference is politics arent facts. it just goes to show how many people have actually dealt with police in real life.

  • @MelodyWasTaken
    @MelodyWasTaken 7 месяцев назад +5

    As an autistic person (with ADHD as well), I wonder what would happen if he tried interpreting my movements because I do a lot of random nonverbal movements and don't do a lot of "those nonverbals that neurotypical people just do instinctively when talking to someone." whereas I don't even know they exist.

  • @thinkdaily5140
    @thinkdaily5140 Год назад

    He’s definitely someone who can make you admit everything just by his personality

  • @lonecyborg4957
    @lonecyborg4957 4 года назад +4702

    RUclips are you satisfied, I'm Sherlock Holmes now.

    • @ZachBowman777
      @ZachBowman777 4 года назад +8

      Lone Cyborg 295 likes no comments underrated comment because it’s true 👏🏼👏🏼😂

    • @kimochiwarui5324
      @kimochiwarui5324 4 года назад +1

      Yow Alita :D

    • @Itachi-qt4qb
      @Itachi-qt4qb 4 года назад +2

      LMAO! This is gold! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lemniscatefortunecanfinall2707
      @lemniscatefortunecanfinall2707 4 года назад +3

      The Robert Downey Jr. or the Benedict Cumberbatch one?

    • @mssauri1794
      @mssauri1794 4 года назад +2

      i dont know that sherlock is a cyborg

  • @fordpowersmoke2725
    @fordpowersmoke2725 4 года назад +7612

    What I learned:
    People hold flowers upside down in Eastern Europe.

    • @spankthemonkey3437
      @spankthemonkey3437 4 года назад +471

      Ford PowerSmoke in Russia flower hold you

    • @fordpowersmoke2725
      @fordpowersmoke2725 4 года назад +39

      Spank Themonkey Lmao

    • @slicedpage
      @slicedpage 4 года назад +305

      Holding cut flowers down helps keep the water in the steps thus preserving their colours. However you could say,"only those in Eastern Europe know that."! You should also note that spelling."Colours" with a 'U' shows I am a British secret agent.

    • @fbi6857
      @fbi6857 4 года назад +19

      Are you even watching spy techniques?

    • @adamspeaking373
      @adamspeaking373 4 года назад +72

      I've spent years in Eastern Europe and I can tell you that this isn't entirely true. I've seen lots of people holding flowers upright.

  • @solo-de5kx
    @solo-de5kx 7 месяцев назад +1

    i just started the video and i am shocked how much he moves his hands and body while talking

  • @michaelpatrick7888
    @michaelpatrick7888 11 месяцев назад

    Ty for clearing up misconceptions there's so many ideas out there but few correct info..

  • @RexioOo
    @RexioOo 4 года назад +6646

    Me- Picking nose and licking my fingers
    FBI- signs of insecurity and stupidity

    • @izounokuda5461
      @izounokuda5461 4 года назад +105

      Brain: Let's put in the FBI's coffee!

    • @presethanie126
      @presethanie126 4 года назад +53

      Ew Tf

    • @fluttershie33
      @fluttershie33 4 года назад +14

      @@brookbrook1361 I havent :p

    • @Halosar
      @Halosar 4 года назад +12

      @@brookbrook1361 lowkey havent

    • @java6231
      @java6231 4 года назад +10

      bahaha_ brook ikr they dont realize that they cant even remember that

  • @bigbdogb
    @bigbdogb 4 года назад +24532

    Everyone gonna go to school tomorrow thinking they an fbi agent

    • @mortalkombrat
      @mortalkombrat 4 года назад +334

      Meeeeee😂😂😂

    • @tryingmybest7659
      @tryingmybest7659 4 года назад +67

      Lol

    • @tryingmybest7659
      @tryingmybest7659 4 года назад +464

      Actually am waiting for my bf to wake up and I will try to know if he lied about something

    • @cartoonken5060
      @cartoonken5060 4 года назад +95

      I mean, you’re not wrong

    • @carlosricardo6445
      @carlosricardo6445 4 года назад +147

      Vian Mus dang girl he cheat on you or something?

  • @kakyoin5862
    @kakyoin5862 8 месяцев назад +12

    Growing up in certain environments I can say that I do almost none of these. It’s crazy how much childhood experience can completely change everything about someone. My father is the passive aggressive type, who often guilt trips and then tries to brush it off and then tries to put something on you then brush it off and we’re always being sarcastic. theres mistrust in the relationship, constant lies and a rocky marriage. Picking up on his intentions and what he tries to do to me when he speaks. He uses vague language so I can never really hold something against him without sounding accusatory and angered. I haven’t figured out why, but I end up avoiding communication in every way. Im self aware of everything I say and do. This sounds like an edgy attention grabbing comment but it’s the truth. I don’t react when I find something to be repulsive, painful, hilarious, impressive, scary, or breathtaking. Its like my body is still, and I have to manually forge a reaction that fits what my thoughts were when I saw it so that people don’t think i’m ignoring them or that i’m just a rude person. The only behavior I notice myself doing is wiping sweats palms on my pants. This is all I have to say.

    • @LilB0pete
      @LilB0pete 5 месяцев назад

      We are likely very different, but I really feel the same way sometimes. It may be worthwhile to try and get fully tested for ASD, often times this manifests with feelings of disconnectedness and/or self-isolation. Nearly always paired with extremely chronic over processing and an inability to just understand simple “human” communication.

    • @kakyoin5862
      @kakyoin5862 5 месяцев назад

      @@LilB0pete ill look into it. Honestly its not a lack of social awareness or social confusion at all, I just struggle to express my emotions visibly and genuinely. Im well aware or maybe even abnormally aware of my own feelings and analytical of others. This is probably just a weird hobby but i really enjoy investigating and identifying the causes of peoples actions, something about being emotionally knowledgeable brings me satisfaction. I could call myself emotionally intelligent but im only 15 so claiming such things about myself is most likely not 100% true. I also dont have trouble with communications and anxiety, I just struggle to express genuine emotion. Fake stuff is easy

  • @chatita9527
    @chatita9527 Год назад

    Just love this guy! So interesting, thank you. 😁👍🤩

  • @bolt8130
    @bolt8130 4 года назад +7054

    No one:
    Criminals that stumble upon this video: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN.

  • @f.b.lagent1113
    @f.b.lagent1113 4 года назад +4011

    someone: **scratches butt**
    us: WE FOUND HIM.

  • @bluepen215
    @bluepen215 Год назад

    Thanks for information

  • @YochevedChana
    @YochevedChana Месяц назад

    You've never been truly profiled, until you've flown El Al. Personally, I am grateful for their expertise and professionalism.

  • @vert1811
    @vert1811 3 года назад +3144

    my fbi agent probably nodding with me while i watch this

    • @domg.1011
      @domg.1011 3 года назад +81

      My fbi agent is either happy to get a brush up, or devastated that they have to go through fbi-school again

    • @danmeyer114
      @danmeyer114 3 года назад +10

      Boom shalock lock boom.

    • @sergiusko4327
      @sergiusko4327 3 года назад +3

      @@domg.1011 wtf are u talking about u guys know fbi agents or what???

    • @Laner7
      @Laner7 3 года назад +7

      nah my dogs sleeping rn, and we all know fbi agents spy on you using high-tech camera contact lenses in your pets

    • @beadingbusily
      @beadingbusily 3 года назад +10

      I would feel sorry for any sad shmuck if they were assigned to monitor me. I'm a terribly boring person. Maybe their boss hates them?
      Yup, she's still watching silly crap on YT. Still sitting there. Oh, wait! She'sgettinganothercup of coffee! Yawn.
      They must have really f***ked up to deserve that.

  • @rndmusrnm2763
    @rndmusrnm2763 4 года назад +3430

    Me: *yawns*
    FBI Agent: “so you thought you’d get away with it huh?”

    • @yatosan9217
      @yatosan9217 4 года назад +28

      i just jawned by reading this comment

    • @lennertbeerten149
      @lennertbeerten149 4 года назад +35

      @@yatosan9217 i just yawned by reading your comment to his comment

    • @CommandoJenkins
      @CommandoJenkins 4 года назад +12

      @@yatosan9217 Juaned.

    • @ninaharru3774
      @ninaharru3774 4 года назад

      Lmao

    • @FrozenSkullVFX
      @FrozenSkullVFX 4 года назад +5

      @@yatosan9217 Hahaha I yawned by reading your comment. Hey, at least that means we are not psychopaths.

  • @maxan1324
    @maxan1324 10 месяцев назад

    The most entertaining video I saw this year is probably this video

  • @Nebulaoblivion
    @Nebulaoblivion Год назад +78

    Interesting ending line there, since so many people in todays age almost never see people in reality.

  • @-Faris-
    @-Faris- 4 года назад +2119

    Me: _moves feet and changes thumb positions_
    Dad: “Why is the FBI here?”

    • @shihabmouiz1996
      @shihabmouiz1996 4 года назад +4

      The Lone Traveller
      MushroomPlacentaNiggaBallsack

    • @keatin1063
      @keatin1063 4 года назад +3

      The Lone Traveller I was you’re 1000th like🥳🥳🥳

    • @maryallisonmusic615
      @maryallisonmusic615 4 года назад +1

      Hahaha 😅

    • @Floppy1932
      @Floppy1932 4 года назад +1

      Doing this can also nullify chi energy

  • @refatkaiser8237
    @refatkaiser8237 4 года назад +5203

    Me: *coughs*
    FBI: Sir you're lying.

    • @dingim.j9518
      @dingim.j9518 4 года назад +124

      FBI: Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

    • @refatkaiser8237
      @refatkaiser8237 4 года назад +12

      @@dingim.j9518 Hahah so true. 😂😂😂

    • @cancelled_user
      @cancelled_user 4 года назад +30

      This is how they cough in Eastern Europe!

    • @ldorado2136
      @ldorado2136 4 года назад +1

      Hahaha

    • @NeverTalkToCops1
      @NeverTalkToCops1 4 года назад +1

      @@cancelled_user The Baltic States. I know it is customary to name the 3 Baltic states, but I'm ending that trend right here.

  • @csclonemaster5780
    @csclonemaster5780 5 месяцев назад

    14:06 Idk why but I always love a story that includes statements like in the 70/80/90s etc.

  • @leslieperkins2722
    @leslieperkins2722 4 месяца назад

    Absolutely fascinating.

  • @yeeyay7158
    @yeeyay7158 4 года назад +10244

    Me going back to school as a more efficient liar.

  • @bobblegobble6705
    @bobblegobble6705 3 года назад +4042

    Him: starts talking about how many times people blink per minute
    Me: starts blinking uncontrollably

    • @dylanhansen2675
      @dylanhansen2675 3 года назад +60

      Bruh I started to do that

    • @nilamsemesta4886
      @nilamsemesta4886 3 года назад +15

      can relate, i guess i blink around 20 times lol

    • @Joy-ne8sj
      @Joy-ne8sj 3 года назад +18

      For some reason I wouldn’t let myself blink, and started counting his blinks? WT

    • @georgebruderly6119
      @georgebruderly6119 3 года назад +16

      @@Joy-ne8sj Yes. then he blinked about 15 times in 20 seconds.

    • @Adrobiel
      @Adrobiel 3 года назад +5

      Just like how he approached those two having a conversation and started talking about space, they started overthinking about it.
      Like suddenly you start thinking "Well how fast am I supposed to blink?!" :P

  • @caymens604
    @caymens604 10 месяцев назад

    this is so fascinating. Adding it to my immense store of weird knowledge haha

  • @danalockhart8650
    @danalockhart8650 Год назад

    These are great videos for social life !

  • @richy3663
    @richy3663 4 года назад +8540

    Spy in America: No one will know my true identity
    Flowers: ima bout to end this Mans whole career

    • @chriswashingtonbeats
      @chriswashingtonbeats 4 года назад +27

      Underrated

    • @rockingrs
      @rockingrs 4 года назад +10

      Whole career** not whole man**

    • @wel88_
      @wel88_ 4 года назад +4

      *Man's whole career not whole man's career

    • @58han35
      @58han35 4 года назад +1

      i thought this is a beyond belief reference

    • @DoitForTheLolz1
      @DoitForTheLolz1 4 года назад +2

      @@wel88_ One entire full Mans.

  • @thatonedesperateguythatask1880
    @thatonedesperateguythatask1880 4 года назад +10757

    Opens mouth
    FBI: ur about to say something

  • @jackyhallmark3094
    @jackyhallmark3094 Год назад

    It's about how they move, act, speak and react when you interact with them. It can also matter if and how they don't react.

  • @frontlinefromage9503
    @frontlinefromage9503 10 месяцев назад

    I didn't know he was also on RUclips, I read his book. Very interesting and very practicable

  • @xelasti6225
    @xelasti6225 4 года назад +2493

    *blinks*
    “Yup, he’s a terrorist”

    • @Joker-uh4yr
      @Joker-uh4yr 4 года назад +41

      *FBI, OPEN UP*

    • @cordat2767
      @cordat2767 4 года назад +8

      Ultimate Warrior 😂😂😂😂dead

    • @jasmijnariel
      @jasmijnariel 4 года назад +5

      Blinks 4times a minute, yes he is a psycho killer!

    • @Joker-uh4yr
      @Joker-uh4yr 4 года назад +7

      Blinking a lot of times can also be Morse code..

    • @auroraborisalis3363
      @auroraborisalis3363 4 года назад

      😂😂😂

  • @dewekfilam
    @dewekfilam 3 года назад +23336

    Imagine trying to lie to your dad who is in the FBI

    • @dtiydr
      @dtiydr 3 года назад +1250

      You will be deported for being a spy.

    • @1space-man497
      @1space-man497 3 года назад +731

      You would just be more clever most likely.

    • @equarg
      @equarg 3 года назад +118

      🤣😂
      That’s a good one.
      I bet that has happened a few times.

    • @Perfectpearl
      @Perfectpearl 3 года назад +28

      IKR

    • @quantumratio4311
      @quantumratio4311 3 года назад +216

      maybe you became an extraordinary liar with special skills. xD

  • @SleepyLeeeee
    @SleepyLeeeee 6 месяцев назад

    I"m laughing at how Mr. Navarro came into the conversation between the two ladies and kind of did a..not a salute but something that made noise that translated to "I'm here!" The one lady was looked so offended for a moment, lol. Also, the moving your hand closer to yourself in a good hand of poker...I do that but with every hand. I do it so nobody can see my cards. However, I've had my nephew think it meant I had a good hand so, anyways, good to know. Thanks!

  • @Tomgirl87
    @Tomgirl87 Год назад +1

    Great INFO!

  • @alexa2464
    @alexa2464 2 года назад +7848

    His daughter: "I was only studying."
    This guy: "The out-of-place hair on your head tells a different story."