19 Simple Psychological Tricks That Actually Work

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 19 тыс.

  • @SantiYounger
    @SantiYounger 6 лет назад +1637

    Great video! here's a short index I hope you find useful:
    #1… 0:29 … Never start a question with "could you".
    #2… 0:58 … Look at the middle of the forehead to make someone uncomfortable.
    #3… 1:18 … If someone is avoiding an answer, make a pause while keeping eye contact.
    #4… 1:46 … If you want someone to like you, ask them to explain something.
    #5… 2:03 …When asking a question you want an affirmative answer to, nod your head.
    #6… 2:17 …During a phone call, you can make anyone hold stuff or take it away, without them noticing.
    #7… 2:40 … If you want someone to do something for you, doubt they can do it
    .
    #8 … 3:06 … Start nodding in the middle of a conversation, for better attention
    .
    #9 … 3:21 …For negotiation, be disappointed with the offer
    .
    #10 … 3:36 …To wake up, sit up, lift up your hands in a fist and yell "Yeah"
    .
    #11 … 3:55 …Say weird phrases while doing tasks you often forget.
    #12 … 4:20 …If someone tries to argue, say something nice to them, put yourself in their shoes.
    #13 … 4:49 …Tasks for lazy team member say: Start with this
    .
    #14 … 5:19 …For public speaking, bring water, use the moment of drinking it for a pause to remember.
    #15 … 5:51 …If someone is staring at you, look at their shoes.
    #16 … 6:04 …If you act worried when you see someone, they'll be worried when they see you
    .
    #17 … 6:19 …Instead of accusing, state the facts.
    #18 … 6:38 …If you didn't sleep well, pretend you did.
    #19 … 7:04 …It's easy to remember the start of the day or the end of the day, a good tip for job interviews.

    • @rai-ul-ainkhalid6354
      @rai-ul-ainkhalid6354 6 лет назад +23

      Thanks for this...its really very helpful👌

    • @SantiYounger
      @SantiYounger 6 лет назад +11

      @@rai-ul-ainkhalid6354 nice! Really glad it helps, I found this tips really cool and wanted to take notes on it

    • @janeye4796
      @janeye4796 6 лет назад +1

      SantiProjects I ok

    • @control4017
      @control4017 6 лет назад +8

      Was looking for this, thanks.

    • @SantiYounger
      @SantiYounger 6 лет назад +2

      @@control4017 awesome!! Which tip is your favourite?

  • @medievalegg9936
    @medievalegg9936 5 лет назад +10184

    Imagine trying these tricks on someone and that person watched the video too.

  • @johnes
    @johnes 4 года назад +2862

    When you are late to something, don’t say sorry I’m late. Say: thank you for your patience. This especially works well for sales jobs and makes the person you say it to feel more respected.

    • @sanafathima9315
      @sanafathima9315 3 года назад +55

      Wow this is helpful thanks

    • @Technotrad3r
      @Technotrad3r 3 года назад +28

      Thanks for the tip

    • @annamorgan3431
      @annamorgan3431 3 года назад +68

      When people do that sort of thing, I just feel a bit annoyed. It's so manipulative and condescending.

    • @attackhelicopter8312
      @attackhelicopter8312 3 года назад +3

      Thx

    • @johnes
      @johnes 3 года назад +65

      @Pallavi Dalvi the thing that I said? I was in sales for a large furniture company like 6 years ago and they told us to tell customers “thank you for your patience” instead of “sorry I’m late. “ also why are you typing in all caps and thirsty for likes? I have no interest in thumbs up or thumbs down. My comment was just to pass along what I was taught.

  • @friendly_lp
    @friendly_lp 2 месяца назад +1507

    it's kinda crazy how nobody's talking about the forbidden psychology ebook called the manipulation enigma

    • @englishisfun9032
      @englishisfun9032 2 месяца назад +2

      Ooh what's that? I don't know about that 🤨

    • @friendly_lp
      @friendly_lp 2 месяца назад +2

      it's a ebook

    • @Sumtik_77
      @Sumtik_77 2 месяца назад +2

      Just bought the book and I see there are some really interesting chapters. I’ll share the results

  • @sHaRiNgAn1011
    @sHaRiNgAn1011 6 лет назад +842

    If someone is looking at you, look slightly above their head with the expression of something scary being behind them. People love it.

    • @fastfoxblox
      @fastfoxblox 6 лет назад +10

      Lol

    • @danielnystrom8440
      @danielnystrom8440 6 лет назад

      Lol

    • @AquaroseSupahgirl
      @AquaroseSupahgirl 6 лет назад +41

      Alternatively, act like something really funny is behind them. Look like you're trying to stifle a laugh and maybe pretend to send a text to a friend. They'll seem confused and maybe even embarrassed.

    • @supermexicanroboninja3116
      @supermexicanroboninja3116 6 лет назад +58

      Or stare right back and don't move a muscle, and continue staring even when they start walking away. Making yourself seem like even more of a creep than they are were works pretty well.

    • @rohinrudra
      @rohinrudra 6 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @DrShaym
    @DrShaym 6 лет назад +14135

    When you get pulled over by a cop and he asks you if you know how fast you were going, tell him, "I don't know, but you must have been going faster if you caught up to me." This will cause him to have an existential crisis, enabling your escape.

    • @GooseCrack
      @GooseCrack 6 лет назад +155

      Hehe hello there

    • @omairkhan3641
      @omairkhan3641 6 лет назад +307

      Did it work for you?

    • @Deepak-od6bv
      @Deepak-od6bv 6 лет назад +879

      Dr Shaym gets shot

    • @slenem141
      @slenem141 6 лет назад +58

      Dr Shaym!!!

    • @kalifa______
      @kalifa______ 6 лет назад +333

      Dr Shaym lol what don't do this kids you'll end up in jail

  • @shadowgamer970
    @shadowgamer970 5 лет назад +3346

    When someone is staring at me, it feels so uncomfortable because it feels like they are judging your looks...

    • @rinsenpai5348
      @rinsenpai5348 5 лет назад +57

      Ikr!

    • @archaos6563
      @archaos6563 5 лет назад +213

      They could also think you are attractive in most cases.

    • @woojinniees5959
      @woojinniees5959 5 лет назад +105

      Shadow Gamer I know right!
      Sometimes kids always starring at me, I know there young
      But I became so anxious:”

    • @isuddenlywannaowo4391
      @isuddenlywannaowo4391 5 лет назад +94

      Slap them

    • @crocieraa
      @crocieraa 5 лет назад +8

      same.

  • @myguy-123
    @myguy-123 4 месяца назад +668

    your mistake is that you still believe in this type of clips. and you just don't even know that there is a dark side of psychology. Since I read the book The Manipulation Enigma, everything has changed

  • @octaviussludberry9016
    @octaviussludberry9016 6 лет назад +1353

    Another basic psychological technique is, not using the word forget, when asking someone to do something. Instead, say 'remember' to hit that like and subscribe button.
    The same technique is applied when someone is carrying something with liquid in. They say 'don't spill it'. The word spill is now in their mind. Instead, say, keep it steady, this makes them focus on the steady part.

    • @BRIGHTSIDEOFFICIAL
      @BRIGHTSIDEOFFICIAL  6 лет назад +44

      🤔 Does it really work?

    • @hime7173
      @hime7173 6 лет назад +37

      I dunno about the "forget" part but I kinda agree with the "spill" thing, if someone told me not to spill something I directly imagine myself spilling it and thus get shaky nerves like I might spill it anytime eventho I have a good grip in it, which sometimes ends up in me taking longer to do something which has a chance of me actually spilling the thing, with the keep "steady" part, I never experienced getting told that when I handle liquids but I have been instructed so for other stuff, and yes, there's still the pressure of actually being steady but I was able to focus on the task more than imagining other stuff

    • @shab3315
      @shab3315 6 лет назад +10

      I agree. Commands are more effective than prohibition

    • @lindenpeters2601
      @lindenpeters2601 6 лет назад +27

      A positive command is often more effective than a negative one.

    • @staticklingon2182
      @staticklingon2182 6 лет назад +11

      There's a similar principle in training. Don't tell employees what not to do, tell them what to do. We avoid saying "no" words. So instead of saying "Don't put the cables on the side of the truck" we say "put the cables on the wall hook."
      This is also, of course, so they know what TO DO as well. If you were to say "*Don't* put the brushes in the sink" you really haven't told them what to do with the brushes. So they'll probably end up on top of the cabinet. Lol. Similar principle I imagine, though. Maybe.

  • @irend1163
    @irend1163 5 лет назад +2492

    The wake up trick is doesn't seems work
    The bed pulled me again, the gravitational power is so strong

    • @lizgonzalez8352
      @lizgonzalez8352 5 лет назад +11

      Bluenix _Indo oh same happens ALL the time 😔

    • @Nxtn
      @Nxtn 5 лет назад +1

      Too*

    • @risvan1816
      @risvan1816 5 лет назад +4

      Same here

    • @lupita-mc1oo
      @lupita-mc1oo 5 лет назад +2

      IKR

    • @pi_beta7306
      @pi_beta7306 5 лет назад +21

      Tried it. Made two fists, tried to say "YEA" but "NO" came out and I overslept for 2 hours

  • @itzllammacornz
    @itzllammacornz 5 лет назад +5324

    I was staring at my friends forehead and she said "I know it's big."

  • @carriethompson9826
    @carriethompson9826 3 года назад +190

    “Smile because it makes people wonder what you are up to” is a quote I heard a long time ago!

    • @katieme7165
      @katieme7165 3 года назад +6

      That is the quote under my yearbook picture . I used it in 1972, so it is pretty old.

    • @user-xw1tb7hw4o
      @user-xw1tb7hw4o 3 года назад +1

      Really??
      I feel like they just smilling at you because yes

    • @kamrunnaharlipi2174
      @kamrunnaharlipi2174 3 года назад

      Granny this is 2021,😁

    • @SuperLawz
      @SuperLawz 2 года назад

      Spot on!

    • @udontevenwannaknowbruv
      @udontevenwannaknowbruv 2 месяца назад

      @@kamrunnaharlipi2174 *2024

  • @shion9203
    @shion9203 5 лет назад +5801

    I wanted to avoid a person's conversation so I looked at their forehead and they thought I was cross eyed.

  • @Lulu-xl5cm
    @Lulu-xl5cm 6 лет назад +3203

    In a crowded place, like a subway. Keep watching straight ahead and make confident steps, people will automaticly step out of your way.

    • @BRIGHTSIDEOFFICIAL
      @BRIGHTSIDEOFFICIAL  6 лет назад +181

      Oh, that's a good one! I use it all the time! 👍

    • @josediazasmr6014
      @josediazasmr6014 6 лет назад +236

      What if the one on the other side is doing the same walking your way

    • @hisdarksecret
      @hisdarksecret 6 лет назад +33

      I do this all the time! It's very effective.

    • @keepitdicey
      @keepitdicey 6 лет назад +60

      @@josediazasmr6014 Normally you will just shift your gaze by a few degree to say you're moving left around them. They automatically notice the shift and accommodate.

    • @Neurofunkyy
      @Neurofunkyy 6 лет назад +15

      @@josediazasmr6014 a black hole

  • @ipettynote
    @ipettynote 6 лет назад +5168

    *alarm goes off*
    YEEEEEAAAAH!
    *Silently cries back to sleep*

  • @trUth.365
    @trUth.365 3 года назад +244

    When trying to grab someone's attention who is talking loudly over you...Simply just speak softly to them... continue this no matter how loud they are... Subconsciously they will quiet down their voice and speak more softly as they attempt to listen to your words. It's like when you turn the volume down on the radio in your car when you are trying to find an address or see something important infront of you.
    Try it...It Actually Works!

    • @KEngum1
      @KEngum1 2 года назад +7

      A soft answer turns away wrath

    • @Firstthunder
      @Firstthunder 2 года назад +10

      When my first child was young I found myself raising my voice. It was not effective and scared her. So I switched to talking softly near her so she had to strain to hear.

    • @Cl4rendon
      @Cl4rendon 2 года назад +9

      A proven technique i have often used arguing with angry customers on the phone - LOL

    • @MangoWifi831
      @MangoWifi831 8 месяцев назад +2

      Not when ur trying to get the attention of 8 screaming 4-year-olds 😭

    • @heathergerbyshak4078
      @heathergerbyshak4078 2 месяца назад

      This works with animals, too. It’s a great way to quiet down some parrots-whispering back. Extra points if the bird learns to “whisper” instead of screeching.

  • @alyson.muller
    @alyson.muller 4 года назад +3440

    When I was younger I knew my mom wouldn’t let me have something so I’d wait till she was on the phone and she’d shake her head yes. That’s how I got stuff I wanted as a kid 😂

    • @celestiac8271
      @celestiac8271 4 года назад +69

      I can relate 😂

    • @apexgaming4065
      @apexgaming4065 4 года назад +41

      I did it but it didn't worked

    • @jackskangaroo7274
      @jackskangaroo7274 4 года назад +29

      Thanks for the tip XD I’ll try it out, after quarantine (which will probably take years ;-;)

    • @interstellar9145
      @interstellar9145 4 года назад +20

      and all of a sudden my life changed

    • @Mxynoxoxo
      @Mxynoxoxo 4 года назад +8

      Yeah i do😂😂👌🏻

  • @pheihafwen8330
    @pheihafwen8330 4 года назад +4138

    As soon as I turned off my alarm, I yelled *"Yeah"* and went back to sleep

  • @stefanbezema
    @stefanbezema 6 лет назад +1867

    If you want something from someone else, start bargaining with more then what you want. For example: you need one day off from your job. You ask your boss two days off. He might refuse. You then ask 'how about one day then'? He will be more likely to accept. This is due to the tendency in humans to give something back in return when they are given something. You 'give' your boss one day and he feels like he should give something back., in this case one day off instead of two.

    • @lungelodoncabe253
      @lungelodoncabe253 6 лет назад +25

      Wow. This comment is too matured brah!

    • @iamasmurf1122
      @iamasmurf1122 6 лет назад +5

      Stefan Bezema I would look for workers who actually don’t play games as is said in the apprentice “your fired “

    • @lungelodoncabe253
      @lungelodoncabe253 6 лет назад +4

      Even if it's from boss baby, it's still matured. Stop being jealous🙂If u ddnt knw what to say...you shoul've stayed silent!

    • @kuro1596
      @kuro1596 6 лет назад +11

      It's called the "door to the face" technique

    • @stefanbezema
      @stefanbezema 6 лет назад +15

      @anastasia kuznetsova It is? I did see the movie but don't remember this being mentioned. I've got it from an article about manipulation, don't remember the source but this advice stuck. I used it sometimes and it actually works

  • @workingmothercatlover6699
    @workingmothercatlover6699 3 года назад +222

    Growing up the youngest in my family, I was often ignored, and sadly still am. Whenever I had something I thought was important, but nobody was paying me attention, I would loudly yell 'fine! I won't say it!'. That always got them begging me to say what it was. I would resist for a minute, enjoying the power I suddenly had over their curiosity, then tell them. Worked every time growing up.

    • @SuperGreenPlants
      @SuperGreenPlants 3 года назад +12

      I have the same problem, unfortunatly the times I tried that, they will listen but make it a point to laugh and discount what I said, listing every reason why what I just said has no value.

    • @louevans1439
      @louevans1439 3 года назад +1

      Did you know that if you go to an texting app if you put :) or :( it'll make a secret emoji!?

    • @williejay3179
      @williejay3179 3 года назад +2

      @@SuperGreenPlants This is soo sad. It reminds me of my experience growing up. Because I was much younger and therefore smaller they would pass stuff to each other over my head while discussing it.

    • @user-xw1tb7hw4o
      @user-xw1tb7hw4o 3 года назад +1

      I didn't quite get what in the world you said

    • @workingmothercatlover6699
      @workingmothercatlover6699 3 года назад +6

      @@user-xw1tb7hw4o for people to listen to me, I had to make them think they wanted to. The thing I found that worked was to make them wonder what I was going to say.

  • @azu3118
    @azu3118 6 лет назад +1856

    I sat up. Yelled "yeah" then layed down and went back to sleep.

  • @jaywellington6504
    @jaywellington6504 6 лет назад +16391

    I have a tip for getting through a crowd at the end of a concert fast ! Just say, in a somewhat loud voice to your friend, "oh god, i think i gotta throw up!' The people within earshot will part in a nanosecond. Get a few steps ahead, aaannndd say it again! 😄 keep doing this til you reach your destination. Works every time 😉

    • @robbyritter4245
      @robbyritter4245 6 лет назад +872

      I usually just scream FIRE!!!

    • @ananunez8331
      @ananunez8331 6 лет назад +1481

      8 8 i think its not about them moving because they want to help you, they move because they dont want to be infected with puke

    • @checkeredpenguin
      @checkeredpenguin 6 лет назад +360

      I just scream EXCUSE ME!!! Really loud. It works so well. I guess when they look at you, you have time to escape while they are unaware of their surroundings, or they think that you have to get somewhere urgent.

    • @vedikalalla9108
      @vedikalalla9108 6 лет назад +53

      @ 🤣

    • @KaylahDemi
      @KaylahDemi 6 лет назад +148

      On a random note, I had the flu and puked out a car window on a 6 lane highway. They let us over :)

  • @prayineveryday
    @prayineveryday 6 лет назад +704

    I have tried #12 and it works. My neighbor was ranting at me, and instead of arguing back or defending myself verbally, i quietly said, "You did a good job mowing your yard." They stopped yelling (like someone had thrown on the brakes to their mouth!) and walked off. This principle is also found in the writings of King Solomon; Proverbs 15:1 - "A soft answer turns away wrath."

    • @stephanies3246
      @stephanies3246 6 лет назад +3

      💛

    • @HALEY-os8jf
      @HALEY-os8jf 6 лет назад +3

      prayineveryday that's so funny

    • @headpump
      @headpump 6 лет назад +22

      Just goes to show how little humans have changed emotionally all these thousands of years in spite of all the knowledge and tech advancement..

    • @jabezfajardo4517
      @jabezfajardo4517 6 лет назад +6

      woahhh thas a good one

    • @noel4519
      @noel4519 6 лет назад +19

      Next you should look at his wife and say you look beautiful today

  • @HotelCaliforniaRoomU
    @HotelCaliforniaRoomU 3 года назад +144

    When someone is tailgating you on the road, reach up and slowly pretend to adjust your mirror. Most times, the tailgater will back off. It subconsciously reminds people of police officers adjusting their mirror. I learned that years ago and it really works!

    • @laiferickson3006
      @laiferickson3006 3 года назад +12

      They think your getting plate number too

    • @reubenmanzo2054
      @reubenmanzo2054 3 года назад +13

      I just slowly apply the brake.

    • @rattusnorvegicus4380
      @rattusnorvegicus4380 3 года назад

      @@reubenmanzo2054 ...then accelerate LF

    • @reubenmanzo2054
      @reubenmanzo2054 3 года назад

      @@rattusnorvegicus4380 No, just watch as their pants change colour.

    • @drachenfeuer5042
      @drachenfeuer5042 3 года назад +2

      @@reubenmanzo2054 I slam on brakes hard and fast…..just sayin

  • @user-jn8px4yy3w
    @user-jn8px4yy3w 4 года назад +7982

    2020: When someone stares at you *cough at them*

  • @malvinaedith7704
    @malvinaedith7704 6 лет назад +3770

    When someone stares at me, I stare back until they turn away. It works every time, though you will seem like a creep😂

    • @thewolf-cp9pq
      @thewolf-cp9pq 6 лет назад +26

      same here😂😂😂😂

    • @sneshadimple1453
      @sneshadimple1453 6 лет назад +14

      😂😂 mee toooooo

    • @lungelodoncabe253
      @lungelodoncabe253 6 лет назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @harlequinsnap
      @harlequinsnap 6 лет назад +163

      Why would you seem like a creep when it's the other person who started staring at you?

    • @iamasmurf1122
      @iamasmurf1122 6 лет назад +22

      You know some psychopaths would smash your face in right ! You ever lived in NZ ? You walk down the street there staring at people especially gang members they won’t hesitate in slapping you silly until you get a clue

  • @valerielaurence
    @valerielaurence 6 лет назад +1437

    Instead of saying "sorry", say "thank you" (ex: "sorry for being late" would be "thanks for your patience")
    The other person feels less angry and more flattered , so they tend to forgive you more easily.

    • @maryrichardson6029
      @maryrichardson6029 6 лет назад +30

      Good Point.

    • @Sunset553
      @Sunset553 6 лет назад +32

      I’ve been doing that since I read about it and it doesn’t seem to help. Now I wonder if I should have been apologizing lol

    • @likeandsubscribe-v5r
      @likeandsubscribe-v5r 6 лет назад +91

      instead of saying sorry i cheated on you_ say. Thanks for the opportunity to cheat :
      (i will let you know what my gal will say)

    • @bdemaree
      @bdemaree 6 лет назад +18

      Worked in restaurants for 20 yrs. I always told new servers that's the #1 rule to getting better tips. Never say I'm sorry, say I'm on it. Example, I know your food is late. I'm headed back to the kitchen now. If they don't have it ready I'll cook it myself.

    • @RonanAquilius
      @RonanAquilius 6 лет назад +69

      I don't agree with that, by saying "sorry" it acknowledges that you are in the wrong, which is what people want to hear when they're tirelessly waiting for you. Saying "thank you" feels like you are taking and profiting something from them, like their time.

  • @ericsmith-sx8xi
    @ericsmith-sx8xi 3 года назад +545

    I stare at my boss ,when he is talking to me. Makes for a short conversation

  • @galaxymountain6076
    @galaxymountain6076 5 лет назад +3021

    I was busy reading the comments i didnt know the video ended already 😂😂😂

    • @thebabyshork7101
      @thebabyshork7101 5 лет назад +7

      Oh my gosh me too

    • @artbylema5058
      @artbylema5058 5 лет назад +2

      Galaxy Mountain oh my god me too

    • @rinsenpai5348
      @rinsenpai5348 5 лет назад +2

      Lol I wasn't even watching the video

    • @katrinalee5810
      @katrinalee5810 5 лет назад +1

      Stares at your forehead 😋😜😝

    • @khuramali2179
      @khuramali2179 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😍😍😍😍😍💖💖💖💖❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄

  • @rohanp6604
    @rohanp6604 6 лет назад +2791

    Alarm clock rings...
    Me: Yeeaaaahhh!
    *Goes back to sleep

    • @whatthesigmaW
      @whatthesigmaW 6 лет назад +36

      It really doesn't work!

    • @darkshadow3622
      @darkshadow3622 6 лет назад +18

      Nope instead i got hit wth a pillow😧

    • @NotSoCrazyNinja
      @NotSoCrazyNinja 6 лет назад +28

      Alarm clock rings...
      Me: Fukin ell *throws alarm clock across the room*

    • @abhishekvarshney7695
      @abhishekvarshney7695 6 лет назад +4

      Rohan Patel u deserves a comment like ❤️

    • @ily.ss4
      @ily.ss4 6 лет назад +5

      😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @cosmichour8374
    @cosmichour8374 6 лет назад +6039

    *alarm goes off
    *me sitting up : "YEAAHHHH naahh..."
    *proceed to go back to sleep

    • @thehookedmonkeys5576
      @thehookedmonkeys5576 6 лет назад +31

      Me to

    • @blue_ya_spoon9531
      @blue_ya_spoon9531 6 лет назад +63

      Doesn’t everybody although my alarm is my small dog who won’t leave you alone till your up and out of the bed if you get back in she does it again and again till your not in the bed sad

    • @ankitpandey7205
      @ankitpandey7205 6 лет назад +7

      🤣😂

    • @TheDestroyer73
      @TheDestroyer73 6 лет назад +14

      especially now that is getting colder :p

    • @junebug2205
      @junebug2205 6 лет назад +2

      Lol

  • @goldenpeanuts9
    @goldenpeanuts9 3 года назад +193

    Loudly say “Look Away” always leaves the starer bewildered 😅

    • @eagleeye2300
      @eagleeye2300 3 года назад +24

      That made me laugh because it's so bold. One time I took a bus trip and the guy next to me kept putting his leg on mine. He was very shocked when I finally told him to get his leg off of me. Some people are so weird.

    • @ericarobinson1522
      @ericarobinson1522 3 года назад +2

      🤣

    • @goldenpeanuts9
      @goldenpeanuts9 3 года назад +2

      @@eagleeye2300 , lol

    • @rattusnorvegicus4380
      @rattusnorvegicus4380 3 года назад +2

      Point into the distance or up in the sky, shielding your eyes as if you`re looking at an object far away. Then give them the thumbs up and wave goodbye, turning on your heels.

    • @morriganinoregon
      @morriganinoregon 5 месяцев назад

      Learned the hard way not to initiate contact, even remotely.

  • @galvanizedcorpse
    @galvanizedcorpse 6 лет назад +1360

    I'm feeling more manipulative, hypocrite and passive aggressive already, thanks!

    • @carnellabobbie948
      @carnellabobbie948 6 лет назад +58

      *makes two fist, raise them in the air and yells "yeah"*

    • @hipwave
      @hipwave 6 лет назад +8

      ain't that great ?

    • @DS-uc2cq
      @DS-uc2cq 6 лет назад +3

      Lol same here!

    • @zixter4756
      @zixter4756 6 лет назад +14

      I don't want to be that guy but, the adjective of hypocrite is hypocritical.

    • @nadiamaresca7676
      @nadiamaresca7676 6 лет назад +5

      @@zixter4756 thank you for being that guy, English is not my mother tongue and now I learned something new

  • @archerwarden2274
    @archerwarden2274 4 года назад +2152

    -Someone stares at me
    Me: Looks at his shoes
    -Not wearing shoes
    Me: *Breathing Intensifies*

  • @AngelMartinez-hk9ec
    @AngelMartinez-hk9ec 5 лет назад +5904

    I screamed yah and my mom came in and slapped me 🤦‍♂️

  • @dbergerac9632
    @dbergerac9632 3 года назад +361

    I'd get my bosses to approve my requests for parts, vacation time, or pretty much anything by just saying " I don't think that you can approve this, would you tell me who I should go to with my request?" They'd do ANYTHING to prove that they had the authority to approve it.

    • @carriethompson9826
      @carriethompson9826 3 года назад +2

      So, what do you do if they are that person?

    • @dbergerac9632
      @dbergerac9632 3 года назад +20

      @@carriethompson9826 It only works BECAUSE they are that person and will flip the world to prove it.

    • @amberb.5160
      @amberb.5160 3 года назад +10

      Genius!!

    • @user-xw1tb7hw4o
      @user-xw1tb7hw4o 3 года назад +2

      Uh WHAT?

    • @phil4863
      @phil4863 3 года назад

      Did it work?

  • @keiranlowers7274
    @keiranlowers7274 6 лет назад +1557

    Here’s how to avoid somebody sitting next to you on the bus or train: if you see someone about eyeing up the seat next to you, tap the seat and smile at them intensely.

    • @petrlock
      @petrlock 6 лет назад +531

      I did that and he's now following me home :'(

    • @ponk6187
      @ponk6187 6 лет назад +19

      Petr Lockenbauer wowza

    • @dragontoma
      @dragontoma 6 лет назад +29

      😂😂😂😂

    • @dude-zd4mn
      @dude-zd4mn 6 лет назад +6

      💀💀💀

    • @blacbeuti
      @blacbeuti 6 лет назад +5

      Lool

  • @xBlueUnicorn15
    @xBlueUnicorn15 6 лет назад +516

    For me, if someone is staring, I’ll stare back intently and see who breaks away first. Works every time

  • @geesecommander4009
    @geesecommander4009 6 лет назад +3443

    Why not say “Oppressive Crab” in an interview so that they remember you...

  • @msleah5971
    @msleah5971 3 года назад +46

    When you need someone to do something, especially if you have a complaint, in a polite tone, start the conversation with “I have a problem. Can you help me?” This works wonders at the customer service counter. Those poor people are so accustomed to yelling and demands that a polite request for help makes them inclined to give you more than you are entitled to. I did this at an airline counter and got $50 in drink coupons when the only thing I was entitled to was an apology.

    • @Blessedwriter851
      @Blessedwriter851 3 года назад +2

      I like this approach; I’ll have to try it.

  • @davisgetwambu7988
    @davisgetwambu7988 6 лет назад +1360

    Screamed YEAH today and I realized I have nowhere to go so I went back to sleep

  • @yarafayroz3535
    @yarafayroz3535 5 лет назад +2473

    if someone looked at my forehead I will feel uncomfortable cuz of my acne 😂😂👀

    • @lovesheart6824
      @lovesheart6824 5 лет назад +21

      Same!!!!

    • @yuri-chan1112
      @yuri-chan1112 5 лет назад +18

      yara fayroz well I felt like I was getting teased behind my back so now I’m getting really rid of my pimples but they are now getting them, whos laughing now? (I’m not actually laughing , I’m not really mean)

    • @sappy.3xe
      @sappy.3xe 5 лет назад +17

      I have a big forehead and oily skin so I’d be so self conscious....

    • @marlenalittle6369
      @marlenalittle6369 5 лет назад +7

      MEEE TOOO. You wanna know something horrible? I WAS TALKING TO MY CRUSH AND HE JUST SAT THERE STARRING AT MY FOREHEAD!😔

    • @Daniel-ym4wo
      @Daniel-ym4wo 5 лет назад +4

      Im 14 and i don't have acne

  • @Al.j.Vasquez
    @Al.j.Vasquez 6 лет назад +3161

    If someone is staring at you, look at its shoes..... And then yell WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOSE!
    That person will be too embarrassed to look back at you again.

  • @werthechange369
    @werthechange369 3 года назад +37

    One of my biggest issues is initiating a conversion with a boss or people that have made me feel uncomfortable in the past. If they come to me...I have no problem talking and usually we both feel better like, why was I even hesitant to talk in the first place. Still working on getting better at this but one thing is for sure... I know I have to keep pushing myself towards those "uncomfortable situations" for me to really grow past this irrational fear many of us have.

  • @chantrierii7832
    @chantrierii7832 6 лет назад +1580

    That moment when you make eye contact with someone unintentionally, but you both keep looking back every so often to check if they're still staring...

  • @wendyw4487
    @wendyw4487 6 лет назад +2519

    when I was young woman, I worked in an all male environment....loved it and most of these guys were so smart, funny that I looked forward to going to work every single day. However, two of them could never speak to me without staring directly at my chest, which would rattle me. One guy was bald and the other had a big belly. My much older and wiser girlfriend told me to stare directly at the bald head or the big belly whenever either of these guys talked to me. It worked!!!!! I rattled THEM.......soon they would shift their eyes to mine and within a week or two I had trained them to look at my face and not my chest while speaking to me. It was so liberating and it also resolved this issue without firing a shot.

  • @phillN
    @phillN 5 лет назад +2811

    Thumbnail: If someone is staring at you, look at their shoes.
    Me: *stares back at them*

  • @citrusbitrus
    @citrusbitrus 3 года назад +15

    18 is absolutely correct. After a late night, I REFUSE to check the time I went to bed. Thinking I had more sleep has a positive effect.

  • @ayrtonpurdy8261
    @ayrtonpurdy8261 6 лет назад +943

    I jumped out of bed at 6:00am and yelled “yeah” *with my fists up* but the next thing I knew, I woke up at 8:30am and was late to school

    • @ALivingFlame
      @ALivingFlame 6 лет назад +1

      ME... 😥

    • @user-hq4tn2hz2c
      @user-hq4tn2hz2c 6 лет назад

      Ayrton Purdy story of my life

    • @guandongmai3832
      @guandongmai3832 6 лет назад +2

      Set up a alarm, sound is just like the class start. When I was in middle school, it work very well, I some time even can't sleep, too worries it will Ring.

    • @yangchengli9286
      @yangchengli9286 6 лет назад

      ME TOO OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @voqzi5296
      @voqzi5296 6 лет назад +3

      Did you shout YEAH on the second wake up though? 🤔

  • @Kombat_Wombat
    @Kombat_Wombat 6 лет назад +1122

    If you’re trying to get what you want, bring a baseball bat to the conversation, and lightly tap it in the opposite hand while asking the question... People rarely say no to someone with a baseball bat.

    • @baybora95
      @baybora95 6 лет назад +31

      Is it because you look so muscular manly and sporty so that you become irresistable

    • @candicenicolson257
      @candicenicolson257 6 лет назад +6

      😂 Lol good one !

    • @breadstick8623
      @breadstick8623 6 лет назад +2

      NRL Sledging Immortals 😅 you’re uh kidding... right?...

    • @ashleigh9756
      @ashleigh9756 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah lookin like you gonna beat someone up

    • @draxx1017
      @draxx1017 6 лет назад +2

      Ashleigh Fitzhugh wooosh

  • @sorryimshy5412
    @sorryimshy5412 6 лет назад +526

    As a crab I find this oppressive

    • @mentality7820
      @mentality7820 6 лет назад +1

      #Hermitsquad
      #Goalsssssss

    • @love2fight205
      @love2fight205 6 лет назад +5

      I sexually identify as an Apache Helicopter. This video is sexist and offensive to me.

    • @cewkie
      @cewkie 6 лет назад

      Tom Andrew Cancer? ♋️

    • @louisphilippe1100
      @louisphilippe1100 6 лет назад +1

      Go cry about your oppression to feminists boi.

    • @liraven7676
      @liraven7676 6 лет назад

      My pet hermits agree👍

  • @rockmotovlogsjp
    @rockmotovlogsjp 4 года назад +115

    To me when someone criticizes you and scolded you never say a word, but instead keep your mouth shut. Coz it makes them puzzled because you aren't easy to manipulate try it!

    • @rogerhegemier8491
      @rogerhegemier8491 3 года назад +6

      That's the Perfect thing to do !!!!!

    • @ericarobinson1522
      @ericarobinson1522 3 года назад +10

      When you come across unbothered and remain silent while being belittled, some people dont know what to do next with that because they're bracing for a fight or argument not to be ignored or their anger not acknowledged. Now they're just standing there alone huffing and puffing with no outlet and probably embarrassed

  • @oliveb9007
    @oliveb9007 6 лет назад +2883

    I woke up, said YEYY.. and slept again

  • @ReesSorby22
    @ReesSorby22 6 лет назад +2592

    has 9am lecture
    *wakes up at 2pm*
    *fists in the air*
    ‘YEAH’

    • @InlineSkateReality
      @InlineSkateReality 6 лет назад +20

      then goes to a meeting in middle of the day

    • @SakinaAhmadi
      @SakinaAhmadi 6 лет назад +13

      And misses the next lecture too

    • @shravani5286
      @shravani5286 6 лет назад +6

      soo me. i've been missing lectures all week because of that.

    • @ReesSorby22
      @ReesSorby22 6 лет назад

      honestly hahaha@@SakinaAhmadi

    • @thephage1544
      @thephage1544 6 лет назад +2

      Then you believe that you got a good night's sleep

  • @Versalty
    @Versalty 6 лет назад +25667

    If I scream "yeah", I'll wake up the neighbors as well.

    • @heidifoss6788
      @heidifoss6788 6 лет назад +198

      Lol right

    • @waso-suwi
      @waso-suwi 6 лет назад +473

      Then yell-whisper it.

    • @hollycooper1405
      @hollycooper1405 6 лет назад +38

      Me to

    • @nerinablais6623
      @nerinablais6623 6 лет назад +119

      Same. Besides, some of our neighbors could have night shifts and just got home from work, so we could get them angry for disturbing them.

    • @JynxShimada
      @JynxShimada 6 лет назад +7

      Not me

  • @playerofgameworld5811
    @playerofgameworld5811 3 года назад +50

    When a child get little hurt and if they think no one notice them then they don't cry but if you say what happened then they will start crying 😭

    • @abiroe6177
      @abiroe6177 3 года назад +2

      this happened to me when i was little i guess i fell on my forehead cuz there was gravel stuck on there after but i didn't cry or say anything so my mom just didn't say anything😂😂

    • @user-yj5jd9rf6x
      @user-yj5jd9rf6x 3 года назад +1

      This one is so true

  • @lilakrakowiecka8363
    @lilakrakowiecka8363 6 лет назад +643

    When you did sth wrong, for example when you're late, turn the negative situation into a positive situation, e.g. by saying "Thanks that you waited" instead of "Sorry that I'm late"

  • @malyndahsexotics1543
    @malyndahsexotics1543 6 лет назад +16452

    How many ppl clicked on this because they have really bad social skills

    • @Sesshoumaru-Sama
      @Sesshoumaru-Sama 6 лет назад +147

      got me.

    • @Flexy59
      @Flexy59 6 лет назад +46

      Same

    • @landonruiz
      @landonruiz 6 лет назад +75

      I came here to check the meaning of staring (english learner inside 🤣🤣🤣)

    • @Flexy59
      @Flexy59 6 лет назад +18

      @@landonruiz do you know now? :D

    • @tpbriplahey7384
      @tpbriplahey7384 6 лет назад +5

      Atleast 1...

  • @migger9272
    @migger9272 5 лет назад +2241

    Effective trick:
    Need money? Go up to the nearest person with a mask on and say “EMPTY YOUR POCKETS NOW”

    • @jackgillett5160
      @jackgillett5160 5 лет назад +91

      What if I cant find anybody who's got a mask on?

    • @migger9272
      @migger9272 5 лет назад +45

      Jack Gillett no I meant you wear a mask

    • @e2k14n6
      @e2k14n6 5 лет назад +43

      Jack Gillett 😂

    • @powerranger2792
      @powerranger2792 5 лет назад +45

      Why am I jailed now ?

    • @samuelaurora3632
      @samuelaurora3632 5 лет назад +120

      this worked for me. after i took the peoples' money, they called some friends in nice uniforms. they gave me a very secured home for 9 months! they even gave me an orange uniform- howd they know orange was my favorite color?! great people

  • @brokenwing2005
    @brokenwing2005 3 года назад +20

    When interviewing for a job, try to be the last candidate interviewed. 1st candidate interviewed has a 33% chance of being hired. Last candidate has a 66% chance of being hired. Try to schedule your interview late in the day @ the end of the week.

    • @timflynn2953
      @timflynn2953 4 месяца назад

      I was the first interview and had an offer by noon. I told them I could start tomorrow and was told "Oh, sorry.... we have interviews scheduled till the end of the week, but the job is yours"

  • @nea415
    @nea415 4 года назад +3337

    Warning ⚠️ DO NOT wake up and yell “YEAH” while someone else is in the bed 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @Zhelomusic
      @Zhelomusic 4 года назад +55

      Why not

    • @user-zc3os8ye2f
      @user-zc3os8ye2f 4 года назад +36

      Hahahhahaha

    • @rlanore82
      @rlanore82 4 года назад +96

      Probably gonna punch them in the face or knock them of the bed

    • @ShadowValleys
      @ShadowValleys 4 года назад +33

      Cuz it's my cat sis who is on the bed,I can knock her down cuz she's only a little kitten

    • @cristinaaguirre51
      @cristinaaguirre51 4 года назад +6

      @@dollarbillzz That doesnt matter.

  • @imaginelosing2689
    @imaginelosing2689 5 лет назад +737

    I don’t know why, but when I forget something I look in my fridge and remember it

  • @tomw665
    @tomw665 5 лет назад +910

    I tried shouting YEAH when waking up but my cellmate says he'll break my head open if I do it again.

    • @Gelayverse
      @Gelayverse 5 лет назад +6

      😅😅😅

    • @Riley-lm1fx
      @Riley-lm1fx 5 лет назад +34

      You had me in the first half not gonna lie

    • @nylahbaez7779
      @nylahbaez7779 5 лет назад +10

      uh cell?

    • @ItsZiincx
      @ItsZiincx 5 лет назад +9

      This comment should be at 10k likes😂 underrated comment

    • @XoXo_Dezi
      @XoXo_Dezi 5 лет назад +3

      😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @Blessedwriter851
    @Blessedwriter851 3 года назад +12

    When I’m calling a business, I first introduce myself, then ask, “How are you today?” I normally get a slight pause like, “Did she really just ask me that?” Then, they ask the same in return. I also say their name before I get to the business of the call. It normally makes the rest of the conversation go well. People in customer service deal with rudeness regularly; I like to remind them that they are important and appreciated.
    This also works in public, especially in places where they wear name tags and you can greet them by their name.

    • @rattusnorvegicus4380
      @rattusnorvegicus4380 3 года назад +1

      That Americanised overly -friendly-from-a-stranger intro, always gets my back up. No stranger on the phone EVER asks how you are today, without wanting something in return. I usually answer "Same as yesterday" or "Never been better". If they reply "That`s great", then I reply, "Why is it great that I remain ill?" All my calls are recorded and the ones with scammers can be hilarious.

    • @Cathy7167
      @Cathy7167 2 года назад +2

      I like to say hello or thank you and their name…. If it is a name I can pronounce 😀

  • @ilybaker6208
    @ilybaker6208 6 лет назад +477

    "Did you lock the door?"
    *OPPRESSIVE CRAB*

  • @sharkysharky3358
    @sharkysharky3358 6 лет назад +382

    If someone is staring at you, yawn, yawning is contagious. If the person yawned, that means that the person is staring at you! Then look at thier shoes to drive them crazy

    • @jacoblalasagne6191
      @jacoblalasagne6191 6 лет назад +9

      Everyone knows this

    • @bruh_why_like_frfr8810
      @bruh_why_like_frfr8810 6 лет назад +3

      Duh lol

    • @rickydo6572
      @rickydo6572 6 лет назад +22

      Also, you could look at their shoes like the video said, but instead of just staring at their shoes all the time you could look back at them with a disgusted expression, then look away as if you didn't want to see what you just saw, they'll think something is wrong with them and will become paranoid, and every time they notice someone is looking at them they'll feel insecure...
      Well, i actually don't know if any of that would work, but i think it could >_>

    • @sharkysharky3358
      @sharkysharky3358 6 лет назад +8

      The reason why yawning is contagious Because it means that your body is switching modes. I'd someone is switching modes or yawning, your body will think it is time to switch modes. Yawning during a teachers lecture means change the subject, or I'm ready to get active. I'm not an expert.

    • @BGNewsReporter
      @BGNewsReporter 6 лет назад +5

      Well no, not entirely true. Even if you catch a yawn anywhere in your peripheral vision, it could make you yawn as well. Doesn't mean they were looking at you at all.

  • @harrypowell2556
    @harrypowell2556 6 лет назад +518

    If you dab at someone, most likely you will get beaten up

    • @naitgoat
      @naitgoat 6 лет назад +15

      I learned that the hard way

    • @orochimaru3950
      @orochimaru3950 6 лет назад +3

      What you mean?

    • @saint2301
      @saint2301 6 лет назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @catherinetangg
      @catherinetangg 6 лет назад +2

      😆 i did that once but it was to my friend so i was fine 😂
      Btw, im a small youtuber and im doing a giveaway right now, check it out if you want!

    • @marcogiordano1207
      @marcogiordano1207 6 лет назад +2

      @@catherinetangg learn how to do better business requests

  • @CliftonPhotographer
    @CliftonPhotographer 3 года назад +12

    When you arguing back and forth with someone I found that being silent really does work!
    When I worked in sales people would ask for a discount for no reason, usually repetitively. After saying no twice I would simply stop answering and not say a word. They usually would start up the conversation again by talking about the product themselves without asking for a discount again.

  • @Meiabell
    @Meiabell 6 лет назад +2616

    I wish I remembered these when useful. 🙁

    • @dinadunlap3971
      @dinadunlap3971 6 лет назад +28

      You will it's in your subconscious mind already and when you need it it will kick in when you least expect it. Good luck!

    • @executerc.o.o.l6156
      @executerc.o.o.l6156 6 лет назад +9

      I could feel you so much...Cause I wish the same two...😓😢
      Yesterday in my school I saw a beautiful girl, and our eyes met when we saw each other for the first time.... And then somehow the same girl was near me when I was in canteen....After which we went together inside the elevator....
      When inside it was a bit awkward as it was just the two of us...After a moment she just looked at me for 2 whole seconds or so....But silly and shy me..Just looked up..Instead of looking at her and starting a convo😂😭😭

    • @descai10
      @descai10 6 лет назад +7

      then watch it again in the morning or evening

    • @Xsifilad
      @Xsifilad 6 лет назад +6

      Meia Krage Try to write down things you want to remember, just watching the video is not sufficient enough to remember information properly.

    • @hadroncollider1155
      @hadroncollider1155 6 лет назад

      Oh Really

  • @Avidddddd
    @Avidddddd 5 лет назад +2497

    Thumbnail be like
    *look at their shoes*
    Me: AND SAY WHAT AREEEEE THOOOOSE

    • @ayaelsawy3884
      @ayaelsawy3884 5 лет назад +18

      Bleach omg hello shuri

    • @ryanfiguracion6826
      @ryanfiguracion6826 5 лет назад +3

      ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,*,,,,,,,,,,.,,,,,,,,,, Zachary's,,z,,,,,,,,,,,,,m,,,,,,,,,,

    • @LoyD-rt8sm
      @LoyD-rt8sm 5 лет назад +6

      Bleach my god i miss BP so mch

    • @djdash23
      @djdash23 5 лет назад +29

      I think you're stuck in 2016

    • @abdullahhamza3130
      @abdullahhamza3130 5 лет назад +6

      WAKANDA FORAVAAAAAAAA

  • @bobf.5538
    @bobf.5538 6 лет назад +1799

    Cops " can you describe the man who attacked you ? "
    Them " no but he had nice shoes !"

  • @bruh58
    @bruh58 4 года назад +24

    I tried sitting up and say "yeah", but as I was about to stretch my arms up, I woke up instantly because my back hurt

  • @Rizky-vc1py
    @Rizky-vc1py 6 лет назад +1911

    **Alarm goes off**
    Me : "Should i do the 'yeah' thingy?"
    Also me : "Nah"
    **Turns off alarm and goes back to sleep**

    • @jerrycarbonell5166
      @jerrycarbonell5166 6 лет назад +5

      Aditya Rizky straight up

    • @willyadhityanugraha7320
      @willyadhityanugraha7320 6 лет назад +5

      Errr.. so... Do u have 2 alarm to turn off?

    • @2UP5_
      @2UP5_ 6 лет назад +5

      WILDSIGN OFFICIAL I have 4

    • @finnypooh
      @finnypooh 6 лет назад +3

      That is so funny I agree. I have to wake up at 7, go to my bus stop at 8:15.

    • @chewydafox7494
      @chewydafox7494 6 лет назад +1

      Totally me

  • @priyamankuzhy5250
    @priyamankuzhy5250 6 лет назад +1373

    No it doesn't work on me because bed is the strongest magnet in the world

    • @ItsBenjiIswear
      @ItsBenjiIswear 6 лет назад +22

      why does this sound so familiar

    • @NewArmies
      @NewArmies 6 лет назад +3

      So true

    • @vaishnavi.222
      @vaishnavi.222 6 лет назад +1

      Right

    • @madhu6462
      @madhu6462 6 лет назад +3

      @Priya M C ur comment is d best one n too accurate 😁

    • @neki9735
      @neki9735 6 лет назад +2

      And that’s a fact! 😂

  • @elenafellman7518
    @elenafellman7518 6 лет назад +250

    *BOLD of you to assume i don’t say* -oppressive crab- *all the time*

  • @metal.queen88
    @metal.queen88 Год назад +7

    Regarding #12, putting myself in others’ shoes to understand their perspectives is something that I do every day, as that is something that has always come so naturally for me. Being a deeply empathic person is what allows that to happen.😁 And that’s how people know that I do not judge others without knowing and understanding a story/situation.🥰💛🕊️

  • @juandiego8304
    @juandiego8304 6 лет назад +857

    **sociopath has joined the server**

    • @memeteme99
      @memeteme99 6 лет назад +16

      Nah they would probably already know them

    • @logang4life970
      @logang4life970 6 лет назад +2

      Shane Dawson

    • @xanthra592
      @xanthra592 6 лет назад +4

      *shane Dawson has exposed the server*

    • @way2phased
      @way2phased 6 лет назад

      Juan Diego Moreno oh yeah yeah

    • @gladitsnotme
      @gladitsnotme 6 лет назад

      Logan Paul has joined the chat

  • @GorgoReptilicus
    @GorgoReptilicus 5 лет назад +2356

    Thanks for this. Now, if someone's staring at me in a public place I stare at the spot between his or her eyes, make my hands into fists, throw them in the air and shout, "YAAAAH". This breaks eye contact, helps me feel more awake, and I instantly get more room on the bus as people start inching away

    • @freefinally2310
      @freefinally2310 5 лет назад +107

      It works. When someone starts groping me on public transport I yell really loud and shout out random things. This makes the creeps back away along with all the regular people around me. I love it. I instantly get so much space to freely move about.

    • @shanewalker1052
      @shanewalker1052 5 лет назад +45

      Hahahaha best answer ever 😂

    • @courtney8618
      @courtney8618 5 лет назад +27

      Best comment ever ahahaha! I just died laughing!

    • @sashacoe25
      @sashacoe25 5 лет назад +13

      @@courtney8618 Did you type that before or after? I'm curious.

    • @courtney8618
      @courtney8618 5 лет назад +7

      @@sashacoe25 If you mean after video? Then yeah i watched the whole video before reading comments. This comment is my fav it made me giggle!

  • @eleazarmoraru6532
    @eleazarmoraru6532 6 лет назад +1613

    Can't wait to stare at everyone's forehead tomorrow on my way to work😂

    • @Smashy1994
      @Smashy1994 6 лет назад +204

      Try that with me bud and you'll regret it.
      I'll stare at your shoes.

    • @pessimistkai5569
      @pessimistkai5569 6 лет назад +54

      And I will yell "the window was left open all night!"

    • @braayan03
      @braayan03 6 лет назад +4

      Does it work?

    • @alrodx39
      @alrodx39 6 лет назад +2

      You can to me

    • @eleazarmoraru6532
      @eleazarmoraru6532 6 лет назад +13

      @@braayan03 imma head to work in like 4 hours. Will keep u updated 😂😂

  • @lesliegurule6287
    @lesliegurule6287 3 года назад +45

    When someone stares at me, I just asked them if I owe them money believe me they will quit looking at you

    • @dimensionte777
      @dimensionte777 3 года назад +6

      In Colombia we say 'did you lose someone same looking'?

    • @psychicviking
      @psychicviking 3 года назад +6

      They might say yes, you owe them money.

    • @nin0nn
      @nin0nn 3 года назад +1

      In Dutch: am I wearing something that belongs to you!? Actual phrase: "Heb ik iets van je aan ofzo!?"

  • @MoreSherylCrow
    @MoreSherylCrow 6 лет назад +2199

    Too complicated. If someone is staring at you, just start picking your noise. Works every time.

    • @Relax_ing_time
      @Relax_ing_time 6 лет назад +20

      MoreSherylCrow lol

    • @Bandit-mo9qx
      @Bandit-mo9qx 6 лет назад +42

      Look them back till they don't or till they start talking

    • @OverOnTheWildSide
      @OverOnTheWildSide 6 лет назад +42

      I choose the noise of a lawnmower

    • @SINCITYxFoXx
      @SINCITYxFoXx 6 лет назад +13

      This works if you feel like someone's gonna mug you, too. It make people uncomfortable to witness this without your awareness.

    • @huilingzhu8452
      @huilingzhu8452 6 лет назад +6

      Bandit Then,we can stare at each other for the day

  • @4391gareth
    @4391gareth 6 лет назад +485

    My wife wasn't happy when I jumped out of bed and yelled "yeah" at 6am 😂

    • @julietm9715
      @julietm9715 6 лет назад +3

      This is the funniest comment I have read so far🤣😂🤣😂

    • @haralbi
      @haralbi 6 лет назад

      Oh! You deserve an award for reading. Keep it up and keep us informed!

    • @4391gareth
      @4391gareth 6 лет назад

      @@haralbi I don't understand you mean by your comment.

    • @haralbi
      @haralbi 6 лет назад

      @@4391gareth probably because I wrote to the guy who appraised your comment as the funniest ever. It was kind of nonsense to me. So do not worry it was not meant to offend you neither it was addressed to you at all.

    • @BoleDaPole
      @BoleDaPole 6 лет назад

      Dont worry, I cheered her up once you left for work 🤗

  • @cutesygirl7606
    @cutesygirl7606 6 лет назад +713

    When I want someone to do something for me. I would ask them a huge big favor and beg them to do it. But then I’ll say that it’s okay and instead I would ask them to do what I originally wanted them to do. Works 98% of the time

    • @BRIGHTSIDEOFFICIAL
      @BRIGHTSIDEOFFICIAL  6 лет назад +24

      😆 How did you figure that out?

    • @mariak3881
      @mariak3881 6 лет назад +44

      Manipulative, but if it gets you forward then good for you I guess

    • @God420Crush
      @God420Crush 6 лет назад +30

      Always ask for more than you want and lower it down you get a yes most the time example. Wanna borrow a game your brother won’t let anyone ask him to let you borrow $500 and act like you really need them! After he says no act bummed out and then ask hey can I borrow that game then. Works all the time!

    • @gharretje
      @gharretje 6 лет назад +17

      @@BRIGHTSIDEOFFICIAL basic guilt tripping

    • @shab3315
      @shab3315 6 лет назад +8

      Manipulative

  • @ZillaZilla024
    @ZillaZilla024 2 года назад +3

    Now, I don’t necessarily think this is proven but when I start to feel sick, I tell myself I’m not and I focus on other things. I start feeling better immediately. The power of the mind is amazing.

  • @carolsutton6219
    @carolsutton6219 4 года назад +349

    If I see someone staring at me, I look beyond their shoulder and get a terrified look on my face as if something is coming after them. Makes them look away fast.

    • @bkreidart
      @bkreidart 3 года назад +14

      LOL 😆

    • @metsl1870
      @metsl1870 3 года назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mirandawilkinson1280
      @mirandawilkinson1280 3 года назад +18

      I can’t wait to try this 😂

    • @shannonsmith924
      @shannonsmith924 3 года назад +9

      Ahhh! Did you see that!? Oh sorry it was nothing. Hehe

    • @EEE-ij8lv
      @EEE-ij8lv 3 года назад +10

      Great idea! 🤣 I get stared at a lot. This is going to be epic....

  • @majklk2057
    @majklk2057 6 лет назад +749

    Me: "I had very good sleep tonight and I am well rested!"
    Brain: **Windows shutting down sound**

  • @iluvassembly
    @iluvassembly 6 лет назад +1199

    I woke up and screamed yeah and my dad broke my door because he thought I was dying.

    • @helenarichard
      @helenarichard 6 лет назад +27

      yeah my parents would bring me to a psychiatric ward if I became a morning person. Let people be tired already. forcing your body to function top notch when it is depleted is the start of many modern chronic illnesses. It is in fact ok to grumpy, a bit lazy, a bit angry, a monday hater, a tuesday hater, whatever. Be yourself. Life is already so weird, we need to slow down

    • @rutherfordhayes7790
      @rutherfordhayes7790 6 лет назад +11

      Your dad broke down your door because he found out you watch Bright Side in a non-sardonic manner. He's coming in to put you down.

    • @juliusblom3750
      @juliusblom3750 6 лет назад +12

      And then everyone stood up and clapped.

    • @newartmov
      @newartmov 6 лет назад +13

      Your lying about this. It's okay. You don't have to make up stories, we will pay attention to you for other reasons! Stop the lies please! Thanks.

    • @baylleart
      @baylleart 6 лет назад +3

      You made me laugh, well done stranger

  • @fivefiveqt214
    @fivefiveqt214 2 года назад +13

    I know one ☝🏽: when talking to someone start mirroring their movements without being too noticeable if you can. This will make them like you more.

    • @madeleinejoane73
      @madeleinejoane73 2 года назад +1

      it can also be really irritating and the person will think you're copying them or something if they notice you doing it all

  • @friskdreemurr3451
    @friskdreemurr3451 5 лет назад +784

    **Someone stares at me**
    Me : **Gives a creepy face**

  • @blueskies2936
    @blueskies2936 6 лет назад +776

    when someone is saying something sarcastic or racist in order to insult me, I just tell them I dont get it and ask them to explain it to me. It's so funny watching them squirm

    • @shaikrusthum9844
      @shaikrusthum9844 6 лет назад +13

      Thanks ihad forgotten that trick🤗🤗🤗

    • @dnalord3544
      @dnalord3544 6 лет назад +18

      Omg that exactly what my mum teaches my to do in those same situations

    • @yrmac
      @yrmac 6 лет назад +5

      i going to use this

    • @SparkleSunflower123
      @SparkleSunflower123 6 лет назад +9

      Yep, this is a go-to move...especially where I live.😑

    • @newestaddition5234
      @newestaddition5234 6 лет назад +2

      Thompson Family I'm use to sarcasm,profanity,. and insults. it's called growing up mentally, not running to mommy or daddy or the boss and tattle Everytime time someone sticks their finger up their nose looks at you and winks.

  • @aqueerius6
    @aqueerius6 6 лет назад +353

    2:27 I used to do this to my sister when I was younger. Whenever she's on a call, i'd get the mop, start mopping the floor...couple seconds later, hand the mop to her and she'd start cleaning the floor. I wasn't sure why but it always worked lol

    • @scorpio6587
      @scorpio6587 6 лет назад +21

      pure genius

    • @Neuryn
      @Neuryn 6 лет назад

      Omfg

    • @zain4019
      @zain4019 6 лет назад +4

      Aqueerius OH MY GOODNESS that’s so funny xd

    • @loreeloree742
      @loreeloree742 6 лет назад +35

      it's a woman's instinct to clean
      jk b4 anyone gets triggered

    • @zerodeaths6710
      @zerodeaths6710 6 лет назад +2

      @@loreeloree742 I'm *triggered*😠

  • @kathleenlajeunesse1694
    @kathleenlajeunesse1694 3 года назад +95

    If you want someone to like you, offer them a piece of their favorite candy whenever you see them
    Eventually, they’ll get excited about seeing you

    • @mrsixx1306
      @mrsixx1306 3 года назад +7

      Just make sure they aren't a diabetic first lol

    • @katiebradshaw154
      @katiebradshaw154 3 года назад +4

      Then they will use you for the candy

    • @nooraarashid3353
      @nooraarashid3353 3 года назад +2

      Especially children

    • @normie9787
      @normie9787 3 года назад +2

      I can attest to this as being offered candy as a child made me excited to see them everytime, it was nice.
      Just make sure its someone you know or at least trustable. But children prolly dunno that XD

    • @toohottohandle0_0
      @toohottohandle0_0 3 года назад +1

      I assume you usually deal with children LOL

  • @rhythmandblues_alibi
    @rhythmandblues_alibi 6 лет назад +373

    Welcome to Manipulation and Passive Aggression 101!

    • @Famished_
      @Famished_ 6 лет назад +11

      WooOOoo... A snowflake, welcome reality pal.

    • @Honest-King
      @Honest-King 6 лет назад +1

      You know that doesn't sound bad how do I start ?

    • @Pdazzling
      @Pdazzling 6 лет назад +9

      Hardly. A lot of these NLP techniques utilize natural human behavior to enforce good boundaries.

    • @gabistef2799
      @gabistef2799 6 лет назад

      Yup. Most of these are ineffective

  • @David_prod-eNGee
    @David_prod-eNGee 6 лет назад +710

    Did you know. If you speak "facts" in an organized list with confidence and visuals, you can convince people that what you're saying is actually true?

    • @doug12382
      @doug12382 6 лет назад +9

      Never would have thought

    • @smurf_mribund1502
      @smurf_mribund1502 6 лет назад +30

      Thats what Trump did 😂😂😂

    • @bethlewis9981
      @bethlewis9981 6 лет назад +14

      @@smurf_mribund1502 over and over and over and over and over.................

    • @ElementiaYT
      @ElementiaYT 6 лет назад +1

      David Howard woah!

    • @karzem1
      @karzem1 6 лет назад +2

      Yes because it is true

  • @jug6290
    @jug6290 6 лет назад +2024

    Lets be real we can’t even remember 5 of these points
    Edit: Thanks for 770+ likes guys
    Edit 2: Thanks for 1.8k likes

    • @ironlion9736
      @ironlion9736 6 лет назад +48

      I remember the first and last one

    • @user-uy6hb4cm5t
      @user-uy6hb4cm5t 6 лет назад +6

      I can't even remember one.

    • @yuno1826
      @yuno1826 6 лет назад +3

      I cant even remember 3 of them 😂

    • @herillegirl3756
      @herillegirl3756 6 лет назад +8

      Now that you've mentioned it.. Nope. I don't

    • @HassanAkbar
      @HassanAkbar 6 лет назад +16

      Try and say a random weird phrase every time u hear one. It should help remember the phrase every time u come across one of the situations in the video 😜

  • @deserriesalvador9710
    @deserriesalvador9710 4 года назад +13

    Everytime you answer a phone call or call someone , try to smile while talking so you will sound pleasant and not boring..

  • @MrEagle2704-OFFICIAL
    @MrEagle2704-OFFICIAL 6 лет назад +1067

    Today, some kid kept staring at me at the supermarket and so I stared at her shoes and then she also looked at her shoes because she probably thought there was something to see and after that she stopped staring at me so it worked haha.

    • @RaevFairwiz
      @RaevFairwiz 6 лет назад +34

      _MrEagle2704_ yeah it does actually work! I've tried it a couple of times on strangers (idk why they were staring at me) and it worked!! Haha

    • @Yewtewba
      @Yewtewba 6 лет назад +7

      Raev Fairwiz If you're a woman you gotta be careful though, it might give them an even better vantage point!

    • @hanley8756
      @hanley8756 6 лет назад +44

      Daniel Wallace you’re just tilting your head, not your body

    • @shaikrusthum9844
      @shaikrusthum9844 6 лет назад +1

      Haha

    • @youssefsaleh7103
      @youssefsaleh7103 6 лет назад

      MrEagle2704 same I did to my brother and friends

  • @neonluck1544
    @neonluck1544 5 лет назад +694

    I got out of bed and yelled "YEAH!" really loud.. I was grounded for a week for waking everyone up.

    • @686JM
      @686JM 5 лет назад +23

      Time to move out on your own. Lol.

    • @kaurensing9654
      @kaurensing9654 5 лет назад

      Omg 😂

    • @-katthebooknerd-3714
      @-katthebooknerd-3714 5 лет назад

      Wow

    • @human.9945
      @human.9945 5 лет назад

      Really?!

    • @crocieraa
      @crocieraa 5 лет назад +2

      Ha ha! I was laughing as soon as I read your comment, Anyways, it's probably because you yelled to loud.

  • @aditi8897
    @aditi8897 4 года назад +755

    *"You can take a pause to sip some water to remember a part of your speech that slipped your mind."*
    *Me:* ~Opens the cap of the bottle to take a sip~
    ~Drops the cap down somewhere~
    ~Bends down to look for it~
    ~Straightens up again to pull my pants up cause they're slipping~
    ~Bends back down, then realizes everyone's still staring at me~
    ~Gets up~
    ~Ends up wasting a whole 10 minutes while embarrassing myself~
    *Me:* What? I forgot my speech.

    • @marinettedupaincheng4749
      @marinettedupaincheng4749 4 года назад +12

      I can relate

    • @Oi_akshita
      @Oi_akshita 4 года назад +2

      Yup right

    • @rohitbhattarai2685
      @rohitbhattarai2685 4 года назад +20

      It made me laugh cause it is so relatable. I was next to my mom while laughing and she thought i was crazy

    • @babaxpk
      @babaxpk 4 года назад +1

      r u the person who makes memes on insta n no one gives a f* so u try it on the comment section

    • @nakfurisingh7251
      @nakfurisingh7251 4 года назад +3

      You wrote 'pause to sip' and i pause the video....i don't know why i did it.

  • @Klover_pearl
    @Klover_pearl 3 года назад +15

    1:43 very accurate, I didn't tend to be close to one of my classmate but since she is my seatmate and I ask her what did our teacher says. We eventually became friends and always talk to each other at school. I miss uu fe