coney so effortlessly weaves between "we're operating on the rules of smash/ the universe the stage is from" and "thats how it works in real life". Truly an expert of his craft
Yeah I think he forgot the whole original premises of Smash is that they're just toys transposed to places that look like the stages so it's technically not the same place.
@@TheMaiztro Consider: Viridi's Army chills inside the Bomb Forests. I don't think you'd survive unless you're both lucky enough to not get stabbed by a growing branch and a pretty strong fighter with a decent weapon
@@softlyraining2025Ironically, the ink would actually stop him from slipping. It's sticky to you if you're not an Inkling or Octoling of the same color. He'd just walk off the edge because there's no guardrails and he's not looking.
37:59 You would be a celebrity here. The Inklings are fascinated by the culture of the extinct humans, they would be absolutely out of their minds to meet a real live one. Assuming that they know where Judd came from, that he's been in stasis till their time, then it wouldn't even be that mind-blowing conceptually that a human could suddenly show up. You would be offered free room and board and a hefty salary for a speaking tour. Now, you wouldn't speak Inklish of course, so that would make things a bit tricky, but with some hand gestures and Pictionary I think things could be arranged. If you die it's from being asked to partake in too many selfies. 38:34 I'm pretty sure RTGame did. 39:20 "We would be good friends, we would be b-very good friends." I heard you start that pun, Coney. *_BEARY_* _good friends,_ eh? (He might have also been about to say 'best.')
inkling society is pretty good about accessibility for people speaking different languages, they use so many symbols and barely anything is just text. so they're probably pretty used to not being able to directly communicate. also that rtgame reference is incredible funny
Cranky kong is a sapient creature, who has demonstrated complex tool usage, and a sense of self. He even clothes himself, and has a perscription for his glasses.
31:58 i would assume as soon as it stops being night 9-Volt gets up to go to school and then he can get you something to eat, like, you're scaled down (if you're going with that answer) but you're still just in some family's home, very liveable situation because it's supposed to be!
I think he could survive Gerudo bridge. If it works like in OOT, the tent belongs to the carpenters who might help him out. Worse case scenario, Coney gets captured by the Gerudo and held in jail until the week is over.
Also if he just walks in the right direction he could wander into hyrule field instead of gerudo territory. The issue then becomes, is this in the time before or after ganondorf fucks everything up? if it's before, he has a solid chance of at least making it to the ranch before the night skeletons spawn, and then he's perfectly fine.
Just spent an unhealthy amount of time researching whether or not Paper Mario would be survivable. Thing stickers are real world objects, so if you could find one that you could eat, you could theoretically survive since they respawn indefinitely. Good news, there are actually a few edible Things - a cake, a teapot loaded with a tea, a FULL THANKSGIVING TURKEY, and a few others. Bad news, none of them are anywhere close to the level the stage is on (1-4). Your best bet would be the Soda from 2-1 (which is in a desert and still pretty far), the Squirt Gun from Goomba Fortress (which would probably get you killed by one of the guards), or the Faucet from 1-2, which would be a really good option if it produced water on its own, but you need to be in 2-4 to hook it up, which is even further into the desert, and without any food Things you’d probably starve anyway. So survival is still a bust.
I mean it's not unfeasible that you walk back to Decalburg, and then maybe live on Mushroom Stickers for a week? They restore health, so the question is just if they actually give you sustenance when you use them.
@@KyletheReflectionist I doubt it, the Mushroom Stickers are made out of paper so they probably wouldn't have any nutritional value (at least for humans), while the Things are actual real-world food.
@@OwainGundy Yeah, you're probably right... Wait wait, maybe if you try really hard, you can break through the left side of Decalburg and get to the Enigmansion. Then you might be able to grab the Cake Thing and have enough food for the week! ...Then again, that way is probably only open if you have a Secret Door, and you aren't getting one of those. Even if you could just go around Wiggler, I don't think anyone could make their way through the poisoned forest and survive to tell the story.
@@KyletheReflectionist I think you might be onto something, I totally forgot about the Secret Door! I was considering the Enigmansion since there's a few things in there that might help you survive (the cake, a watering can for water, even an entire fridge), but I ruled it out because of the distance and the fact that World 4 is a frozen wasteland. I still think the mansion itself might be too dangerous with all the Boos, but if you could get your hands on a door, there might be a chance!
There is a way to possibly survive Dracula's Castle for a little bit, and that's to pledge your allegience to Dracula and hope he gives you cool powers or whatever. Of course, in the best case scenario you'd probably have to face a whip or sword or Nitesco laser or whatever head-on, and your soul would instantly be damned to hell, but isn't that already the YT sponsorship experience? Or you could just get kidnapped and held in a cell somewhere as you wait for the hero to rescue you
The first part of Castle Siege is a place called "Ostia" which is from Sword of Seals, and Roy has to invade it in order to rescue his best friend. If you can get to his army, you should be fine. The second part appears to be from Path of Radiance. and I never played that game but I can assume if Ike's army is present, he may be able to help. The third part is part of a bonus level in SoS, which takes place immediately after the Ostia siege, so again, if you can get to Roy's army, you should be safe.
28:34 she's the godess of nature so she despises humans because they destroy nature, hence the reset bombs and her feud with Palutena and by extension Pit who are the de facto guardians of Humanity
Coney may have forgotten the defining feature of Majoras mask when he rated the Majoras mask level. He will not be ready on the final day when that moon hits him!
@@Inabathtubuv Well assuming the stages are set during sometime during the games they represent as seen by the fact the Moon slowly approaches during gameplay I think it's a safe assumption. There are even some stages that are in the same place during different points in time. Mushroom Kingdom 64 during SMB1 and Mushroomy Kingdom which Sakurai says is "long after when the landscape has turned to desert". Also Midgar stage sometime in the early hours of FFVII (Sector 7 plate hasn't even fallen yet) vs as seen during Northern Crater literally at the end of the game as Meteor is in the process of hitting it
26:36 That's specifically the area JUST outside Gerudo Fortress, and based on the tent being there as well as the witches showing up, this is Post-7 Years. So unless you can successfully sneak around, impressing the Gerudo to get honorary membership, you'll have to go into Hyrule Fields, from which your options are: >Kokiri Forest with stationary monsters, so they're not much a threat, but the Kokiri hate outsiders. >Lon Lon Ranch run by Ingo, a jerk. >Castle Town abandoned and full of zombies. >Kakariko which is SUPPOSED to be overpopulated from Castle Town citizens fleeing, also a demon eventually breaks out of the well and resides in the temple behind the graveyard behind the town. Also the well is dry due to Link playing the Song of Storms in the past. >Goron City near the top of Death Mountain that's abandoned because the Gorons were abducted to be fed to a dragon, also this is on a semi-active volcano and there's no human food since the Gorons eat rocks. >Zora's Domain which is frozen over. >Lake Hylia with the Researcher guy or the Fishing Hut if you can even get over there since I think the lake is drained. So good luck with that.
I’m one of the only other 10 ARMS fans besides Coney, so I can confirm his explanation for Spring Stadium is canonically accurate for Spring Man actually. He’s saved a kid from getting hit from a car in almost that exact same way
31:00 Kirby falls down a hole, which gets sealed up by a rock or something. You can't get out the way he came in, and even if that rock wasn't there, you can't fly. So good luck getting through the Great Cave Offensive and all its challenges. At least if you make it out, you can nab some good treasures. I think the whole Triforce is even a treasure in Area 4, which can grant wishes.
Coney keeps saying that he isn’t a weeb but then he uses “Isakai” in casual conversation like it’s a normal part of the average Americans vocabulary. My guy the other parents at the daycare don’t know what a shonen is! Your 9-5 office job neighbour will never understand the concept of power scaling!
Coney you would be so dead to the Shadows in Mementos. You don't have the metaverse navigator, you can't just leave. Your one and only hope is to pray the Phantom Thieves find you before any of the hundreds of shadows that infest Mementos do. It also very much depends on how deep in mementos you spawn in, like you could be locked behind 3 fuckass doors that simply will not budge until the plot is far enough along.
35:34 I think what chat was actually talking about is more tied to the original Pac-Land game. You have to be almost constantly on the move because you're running on a timer every level, and if you run out of time, the purple ghost Sue, who's constantly lurking out of sight behind the player, gets aggro and slowly closes the distance. The only 2 ways she can be fended off is by eating a power pellet, or reaching the end of the level before it's too late. With that being said, if we ignore the 2D thing, I think it's livable. Probably gonna be unpleasant, but livable. I think you could probably just use the guest bedroom or just sleep on the couch in the pac-residence if you tell them about your situation and ask nicely enough
14:10 Coney. That pipe doesn't lead back to mainland. That's the pipe that leads to the River of Death. Nevermind that the pipe is normally covered with cheese stuff that needs Yoshi juice to melt off. If you did go in there, you're stuck on the other side of a toxic river that oneshots, with your only means of getting to the pipe on the other side being to either ride a rotting lily pad down the river, or carefully walk along the edge of the stage, all to get to a wall you probably can't jump over that, if you could, WOULD have a pipe that leads to mainland even without getting the Red Coins. Needless to say, take another ride so the platform drops you off somewhere safe. Or just swim from the island to mainland.
@@StriderZessei But all the shine sprites have been stolen so it's dark and also Piantas are very aggressive ornery fuckers willing to trial and jail people at the drop of a hat.
There's a few that are pretty good, Pokemon (Assuming you aren't immediately electrocuted by some rodent), Isle Delfino (Although it IS a rogue state with a kangaroo court), Most (habitable) Mario stages and Kirby stages 90% of the time (10% of the time it's an absolute nightmare) and the Wii Sport stages, and, assuming you're normal size and not pikmin size, Pikmin is an easy win because it's just our world.
@@katlicks assuming that I'd be able to get down from Great Plateau, I think that living in one of the towns in BoTW would be nice. Would need a good horse to get away from any and all monsters, but largely would be pleasant to chill with the Rito, Zora, or Hylians / Sheikah.
@@katlicks The Splatoon world would be pretty great, the inklings are obsessed with human culture and would treat you well. The only problem is not speaking the language, but even then inkling society is pretty good at making stuff accessible and using symbols.
17:58 Among the many Fixers of the Backstreets, she was one of the few who could go toe to toe with the Head and the Claw. She was called the Red Mist among the Backstreets' denizens. That was a name she earned protecting us from all kinds of threats and maneuvers from the outside.
Yeah but big chungus bowser is also pushed around. The bigger question is whether you'd be able to fashion some kind of wall/catch to stop yourself being blown away.
@@ignaciopruneda4971 Trueing trueing, though with all the interdimensional bullshit Zero, Zero2, Marx, Fecto Elfilis etc. pull off they might as well be all interactable on Pop Star.
So, weird thing; Coney being 5'9" makes him two inches taller than Cloud, Shulk, and Link . . . so he could use one of them doing a single jump to see what he could feasibly jump to.
@PALMA06 Yeah, a lot of characters from Japan cluster around 5'7" unless they're specifically supposed to be tall/short. Luigi, for instance, is also 5'7".
XenoBlade fan here. Gaur Plain is a bit different in the actual game, as the Smash stage is based off of inaccessible cliffs in the background. Most of the area is actually just a big grassy plain, so the terrain is much less treacherous. Even better, Metal Face never even shows up there in-game! You would however die to wildlife. Hope this helps :)
Dream Land: Even though I'm definitely bottom-tier in strength in the Kirby world (Whispy Woods would definitely kick my ass), Dream Land sounds fun to live in! Although the world-ending dark gods show up every other week. Delfino Plaza: Time for a beach getaway vacation. Luigi's Mansion: Downside is the place is haunted. Upside is I get to hang out with Luigi, and that's a win in my book.
3:17 coney you can go to the foreground platform to dodge the tornado and still climb back up from there, maybe even break one of the windows open with your feet while hanging
The first place in the Paper Mario stage is based on Sticker Star, so you may be able to find the Turkey, Soda, Shaved Ice, and Cake Things, which are all MASSIVE if you are roughly the size of Paper Mario.
Coney is my favorite streamer cause no one is doing it like him. No one else is discussing what smash stages they could survive and made it a tier list
For Gaur Plains (Xenoblade), you can live that if Shulk and his friends decide to help you (they would) but you'd probably have to pay them with something because it would count as a quest
Splatoon stage: It'd be like going to Tokyo for a week. Survive, but unpleasant. Persona stage: I get on the bus and am in Tokyo for a week, that'd be pleasant survival. Coney logic should be studied in universities.
Nah you could live gaur plains, there are a lot of monsters but if you avoid triggering a fight, which is possible, you can ask for refuge in one of the nearby colonies, and as long as there are not big mechon attacks within the week you could definitely survive there... not pleasant tho...
I only played Xenoblade 2 but trying to walk around those fields without trigging a monster attack was a freakin stealth mission i would Not Survive That Hell Rex didnt survive that a lot either had a freakin level 99 something right outside the first town that had claws that could jrpg hit me from like 15 feet away from where they swung
Its like making a smash bros travel brochure. Eagleland is lovely but anywhere from Metroid is fucking instant death and Star Fox stages might kill you through racial descrimination
Might be insane to say, I'd say Dracula's castle is survivable. If the Castlevania TV show is used as proof, Dracula seems like a very "don't fuck with me and I won't fuck with you" kinda guy.
I think Coney could survive the distant planet stage, or at least for a while, you don’t need a whistle to have pikmin it’s just more convenient for sending out and calling back pikmin but they follow you if you brush shoulders with them or something
Fun fack due to the ice caps being nuked in splatoon after World War 5, there would be a disease coney dies of or something with the water because they do talk about taking showers.
My pov with coney videos is “this vjdek looks stupid, i don’t care about it, but im gonna watch it anyway cause he might have some funny stories or something”
You can organize the Hanenbow leaves to make pleasant tunes or rhythmic water drops. The Hanenbow are plankton, but they might not have any nutritional value. They live in an "Electronic Sea."
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coney so effortlessly weaves between "we're operating on the rules of smash/ the universe the stage is from" and "thats how it works in real life". Truly an expert of his craft
Endlessly frustrating and hilarious.
Rules of smash is anything goes
Master of bullshit
Yeah I think he forgot the whole original premises of Smash is that they're just toys transposed to places that look like the stages so it's technically not the same place.
Making no sense is Coney core at this point
CONEY LOOK OUT ALL THE STAGES HAVE TIMER ON YOU'RE GONNA TIMEOUT AND DIE ON ALL OF THEM CONEY ARE YOU LISTENING CONEY NOOO
HE CAN'T HEAR YOU HE HAS HEADPHONES ON
bold of you to assume the ruleset has the timer on. if we’re going with a ruleset, Coney would also have multiple stocks.
Guess what, real life has a timer too buddy, we all timeout eventually
@@StarkMaximum What this means is that each and every one of us has an opponent out there somewhere camping out all of us
@@ponpokopiiiI’m staying alive to outcamp Elon musk
I love when people unaware of the plot of Kid Icarus: Uprising learn that Viridi canonically dropped a nuke on human civilians
Forgivable for Viridi
The funny thing is you could survive if you are lucky. Considering there are some soldiers that survived the explosion.
*Reset bomb. Nukes leave places uninhabitable for anything. Reset bombs are nature incarnate, though bad for humans caught in the blast.
@@TheMaiztro Consider: Viridi's Army chills inside the Bomb Forests. I don't think you'd survive unless you're both lucky enough to not get stabbed by a growing branch and a pretty strong fighter with a decent weapon
@@isur4k Pray for Palutena to rescue you XD
Whoever said Falcon would save him and still win the race is a real one
Falcon canonically has the power of Christ on his side
Coney the type to die to these stages in a really comedic cartoon way. He gives off real “slipping on a banana peel” vibes
coney reportedly buffered airdodge at the ledge 😔
slips on the paint right off the splatoon tower
Gets paper cuts on paper Mario stage
@@softlyraining2025Ironically, the ink would actually stop him from slipping. It's sticky to you if you're not an Inkling or Octoling of the same color.
He'd just walk off the edge because there's no guardrails and he's not looking.
37:59 You would be a celebrity here. The Inklings are fascinated by the culture of the extinct humans, they would be absolutely out of their minds to meet a real live one. Assuming that they know where Judd came from, that he's been in stasis till their time, then it wouldn't even be that mind-blowing conceptually that a human could suddenly show up. You would be offered free room and board and a hefty salary for a speaking tour. Now, you wouldn't speak Inklish of course, so that would make things a bit tricky, but with some hand gestures and Pictionary I think things could be arranged.
If you die it's from being asked to partake in too many selfies.
38:34 I'm pretty sure RTGame did.
39:20 "We would be good friends, we would be b-very good friends."
I heard you start that pun, Coney. *_BEARY_* _good friends,_ eh?
(He might have also been about to say 'best.')
inkling society is pretty good about accessibility for people speaking different languages, they use so many symbols and barely anything is just text. so they're probably pretty used to not being able to directly communicate.
also that rtgame reference is incredible funny
I would totally want to be Isekai'd into inkopolis
Besides language, the only real issue with living in Splatoon is seafood allergies.
Unironically, I like when Coney adds more tiers
It makes the list more nuanced
more tiers is nuance yes, but when you are adding tons of tiers specifically just for one thing, it isnt a tierlist anymore
@@billnye8760 who gaf its funny
@@billnye8760 that’s what makes it awesome
@@billnye8760 who care
Put more tiers, funny man
idk if i want a "nuanced" tier list in most circumstances. Like its funny but its also a lot of words to say "it sucks".
Coney saying Cranky would let him chill for a week as if he was an old college friend and not an ape lmao
Cranky kong is a sapient creature, who has demonstrated complex tool usage, and a sense of self. He even clothes himself, and has a perscription for his glasses.
Yeah, while cranky is kinda an old grumpy asshole, he does talk in some of the games, and they can spell and write. So it could work
13:20 The Captain Falcon Trolley Problem will surely break new ethical ground for decades to come.
13:30 The man would sacrifice the literal seat of his pants to save someone, absolute yes
31:58 i would assume as soon as it stops being night 9-Volt gets up to go to school and then he can get you something to eat, like, you're scaled down (if you're going with that answer) but you're still just in some family's home, very liveable situation because it's supposed to be!
You can tell coney hates anime by the way he says isekai
I think he could survive Gerudo bridge. If it works like in OOT, the tent belongs to the carpenters who might help him out. Worse case scenario, Coney gets captured by the Gerudo and held in jail until the week is over.
Also if he just walks in the right direction he could wander into hyrule field instead of gerudo territory. The issue then becomes, is this in the time before or after ganondorf fucks everything up? if it's before, he has a solid chance of at least making it to the ranch before the night skeletons spawn, and then he's perfectly fine.
Coney's reaction to Reset Bomb Forest KILLED me.
Just spent an unhealthy amount of time researching whether or not Paper Mario would be survivable. Thing stickers are real world objects, so if you could find one that you could eat, you could theoretically survive since they respawn indefinitely.
Good news, there are actually a few edible Things - a cake, a teapot loaded with a tea, a FULL THANKSGIVING TURKEY, and a few others. Bad news, none of them are anywhere close to the level the stage is on (1-4).
Your best bet would be the Soda from 2-1 (which is in a desert and still pretty far), the Squirt Gun from Goomba Fortress (which would probably get you killed by one of the guards), or the Faucet from 1-2, which would be a really good option if it produced water on its own, but you need to be in 2-4 to hook it up, which is even further into the desert, and without any food Things you’d probably starve anyway. So survival is still a bust.
I mean it's not unfeasible that you walk back to Decalburg, and then maybe live on Mushroom Stickers for a week? They restore health, so the question is just if they actually give you sustenance when you use them.
@@KyletheReflectionist I doubt it, the Mushroom Stickers are made out of paper so they probably wouldn't have any nutritional value (at least for humans), while the Things are actual real-world food.
@@OwainGundy Yeah, you're probably right...
Wait wait, maybe if you try really hard, you can break through the left side of Decalburg and get to the Enigmansion. Then you might be able to grab the Cake Thing and have enough food for the week!
...Then again, that way is probably only open if you have a Secret Door, and you aren't getting one of those. Even if you could just go around Wiggler, I don't think anyone could make their way through the poisoned forest and survive to tell the story.
@@KyletheReflectionist I think you might be onto something, I totally forgot about the Secret Door! I was considering the Enigmansion since there's a few things in there that might help you survive (the cake, a watering can for water, even an entire fridge), but I ruled it out because of the distance and the fact that World 4 is a frozen wasteland.
I still think the mansion itself might be too dangerous with all the Boos, but if you could get your hands on a door, there might be a chance!
"FELLAS! HELP! I'VE BEEN ISEKAI'D!"
Not how I thought the video would start.
There is a way to possibly survive Dracula's Castle for a little bit, and that's to pledge your allegience to Dracula and hope he gives you cool powers or whatever. Of course, in the best case scenario you'd probably have to face a whip or sword or Nitesco laser or whatever head-on, and your soul would instantly be damned to hell, but isn't that already the YT sponsorship experience? Or you could just get kidnapped and held in a cell somewhere as you wait for the hero to rescue you
Until you hear someone yell “OH SH*T ITS A BELMONT!” Then your cooked
@@kwalityhunterNEVER FEAR SIMON BELMONT IS HERE
@@josiahtheawkward6008 "TO DESTROY EVIL MONSTERS, AND ALL- wait wtf is that Coney????"
10:30 wait he's literally Dedede what the heck
The first part of Castle Siege is a place called "Ostia" which is from Sword of Seals, and Roy has to invade it in order to rescue his best friend. If you can get to his army, you should be fine. The second part appears to be from Path of Radiance. and I never played that game but I can assume if Ike's army is present, he may be able to help. The third part is part of a bonus level in SoS, which takes place immediately after the Ostia siege, so again, if you can get to Roy's army, you should be safe.
28:34 she's the godess of nature so she despises humans because they destroy nature, hence the reset bombs and her feud with Palutena and by extension Pit who are the de facto guardians of Humanity
Helps that she shares a VA with everyone’s favorite dictator, Princess Bubblegum.
Coney may have forgotten the defining feature of Majoras mask when he rated the Majoras mask level. He will not be ready on the final day when that moon hits him!
Lmao yeah he's got 3 days tops unless Link stops it.
its fine its fine on the great bay stage the giants always repel the moon it's fine
No link will save the world actually
Also who says that you spawned into termina during the 3 day loop
@@Inabathtubuv Well assuming the stages are set during sometime during the games they represent as seen by the fact the Moon slowly approaches during gameplay I think it's a safe assumption. There are even some stages that are in the same place during different points in time. Mushroom Kingdom 64 during SMB1 and Mushroomy Kingdom which Sakurai says is "long after when the landscape has turned to desert". Also Midgar stage sometime in the early hours of FFVII (Sector 7 plate hasn't even fallen yet) vs as seen during Northern Crater literally at the end of the game as Meteor is in the process of hitting it
29:42 “You wanna know what’s in the fridge? *THERE IS NO FRIDGE!!!”*
34:28 Coney states that people in collapsing skyscraper should have just walked downstairs to avoid explosion
26:36
That's specifically the area JUST outside Gerudo Fortress, and based on the tent being there as well as the witches showing up, this is Post-7 Years. So unless you can successfully sneak around, impressing the Gerudo to get honorary membership, you'll have to go into Hyrule Fields, from which your options are:
>Kokiri Forest with stationary monsters, so they're not much a threat, but the Kokiri hate outsiders.
>Lon Lon Ranch run by Ingo, a jerk.
>Castle Town abandoned and full of zombies.
>Kakariko which is SUPPOSED to be overpopulated from Castle Town citizens fleeing, also a demon eventually breaks out of the well and resides in the temple behind the graveyard behind the town. Also the well is dry due to Link playing the Song of Storms in the past.
>Goron City near the top of Death Mountain that's abandoned because the Gorons were abducted to be fed to a dragon, also this is on a semi-active volcano and there's no human food since the Gorons eat rocks.
>Zora's Domain which is frozen over.
>Lake Hylia with the Researcher guy or the Fishing Hut if you can even get over there since I think the lake is drained.
So good luck with that.
I love how Coney assumes the inside of any building immediately contains all living requirements and guaranteed safety
Didn't realize this would be a tierlist video. Thoughts and prayers for Coney.
I cant believe Coney thinks you die of starvation after a week
if he just swapped it with thirst then it might make sense, still insane
I’m one of the only other 10 ARMS fans besides Coney, so I can confirm his explanation for Spring Stadium is canonically accurate for Spring Man actually. He’s saved a kid from getting hit from a car in almost that exact same way
31:00
Kirby falls down a hole, which gets sealed up by a rock or something. You can't get out the way he came in, and even if that rock wasn't there, you can't fly. So good luck getting through the Great Cave Offensive and all its challenges. At least if you make it out, you can nab some good treasures. I think the whole Triforce is even a treasure in Area 4, which can grant wishes.
26:31 If you go offstage to the right, that leads to Hyrule Field, and Castle Town and Kakariko Village aren’t far away. Men are welcome there.
The other way leads to a spaghetti western town. If it’s cleared by this point it should be survivable so long as you have no cat allergies.
Coney keeps saying that he isn’t a weeb but then he uses “Isakai” in casual conversation like it’s a normal part of the average Americans vocabulary. My guy the other parents at the daycare don’t know what a shonen is! Your 9-5 office job neighbour will never understand the concept of power scaling!
A tourist learning the English language to get by doesn't make them an American citizen.
Actually this convinced me completely because he was pronouncing it wrong.
Coney you would be so dead to the Shadows in Mementos. You don't have the metaverse navigator, you can't just leave. Your one and only hope is to pray the Phantom Thieves find you before any of the hundreds of shadows that infest Mementos do. It also very much depends on how deep in mementos you spawn in, like you could be locked behind 3 fuckass doors that simply will not budge until the plot is far enough along.
The Phantom Thieves spawn in the background to cheer on the fighters. They'd let him leave with them.
35:34 I think what chat was actually talking about is more tied to the original Pac-Land game. You have to be almost constantly on the move because you're running on a timer every level, and if you run out of time, the purple ghost Sue, who's constantly lurking out of sight behind the player, gets aggro and slowly closes the distance. The only 2 ways she can be fended off is by eating a power pellet, or reaching the end of the level before it's too late. With that being said, if we ignore the 2D thing, I think it's livable. Probably gonna be unpleasant, but livable. I think you could probably just use the guest bedroom or just sleep on the couch in the pac-residence if you tell them about your situation and ask nicely enough
Watching Coney try to speak Japanese is like watching Scott the Woz pronouncing Pokémon
39:20 Coney almost saying "We would be beary good friends"
14:10
Coney. That pipe doesn't lead back to mainland. That's the pipe that leads to the River of Death. Nevermind that the pipe is normally covered with cheese stuff that needs Yoshi juice to melt off. If you did go in there, you're stuck on the other side of a toxic river that oneshots, with your only means of getting to the pipe on the other side being to either ride a rotting lily pad down the river, or carefully walk along the edge of the stage, all to get to a wall you probably can't jump over that, if you could, WOULD have a pipe that leads to mainland even without getting the Red Coins.
Needless to say, take another ride so the platform drops you off somewhere safe. Or just swim from the island to mainland.
The Animal Crossing stages are probably the only ones that are worth living in.
Isle Delfino is literally paradise.
@@StriderZessei But all the shine sprites have been stolen so it's dark and also Piantas are very aggressive ornery fuckers willing to trial and jail people at the drop of a hat.
There's a few that are pretty good, Pokemon (Assuming you aren't immediately electrocuted by some rodent), Isle Delfino (Although it IS a rogue state with a kangaroo court), Most (habitable) Mario stages and Kirby stages 90% of the time (10% of the time it's an absolute nightmare) and the Wii Sport stages, and, assuming you're normal size and not pikmin size, Pikmin is an easy win because it's just our world.
@@katlicks assuming that I'd be able to get down from Great Plateau, I think that living in one of the towns in BoTW would be nice. Would need a good horse to get away from any and all monsters, but largely would be pleasant to chill with the Rito, Zora, or Hylians / Sheikah.
@@katlicks The Splatoon world would be pretty great, the inklings are obsessed with human culture and would treat you well. The only problem is not speaking the language, but even then inkling society is pretty good at making stuff accessible and using symbols.
28:30 The editor cooked with that music sync
going into the video and the first thing i hear is "i've been isekai'd" got me terrified
32:12 the depiction of just eating a pikmin with sound effects made me laugh so hard
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Among the many Fixers of the Backstreets, she was one of the few who could go toe to toe with the Head and the Claw. She was called the Red Mist among the Backstreets' denizens. That was a name she earned protecting us from all kinds of threats and maneuvers from the outside.
IS THA-
I can’t escape it
18:51 I'm pretty sure if you end up in Pikmin you just turn around and walk back into your home.
yeah but im small now
22:15, That should not be an issue, since the red boat can speak & tell you how to.
I love that a week in Paris is lower on the list than the literal "Worse than death" tier.
Coney isekai!? You could make a fanfic about that
Coney out here being the worst growth unit in Fire Emblem history.
Coney you can survive a week without food but you forgot about water!
If an Airborne Jigglypuff can survive the breeze of wispy I'm pretty sure a 200 lb human can. Jigglypuff is a balloon for Christ sakes
Yeah but big chungus bowser is also pushed around. The bigger question is whether you'd be able to fashion some kind of wall/catch to stop yourself being blown away.
This is precisely what Daniel Defoe had in mind when he wrote Robinson Crusoe
38:45 Depending on how things go, Coney could gain super powers here and awaken to his Persona. Odds are low but not 0%
16:45 Fellas, can Coney grab ledge?
I say yeah but I don't think he can get up.
One of the greatest modern philosophers, questions like these keep me up at night.
"I could live in the Kirby world, that would be pleasant."
Shiver Star: ......
But Shiver Star its not Kirby's world that's another planet
@@ignaciopruneda4971 Trueing trueing, though with all the interdimensional bullshit Zero, Zero2, Marx, Fecto Elfilis etc. pull off they might as well be all interactable on Pop Star.
17:59 SLEEPER AGENTS AWAKEN
So, weird thing; Coney being 5'9" makes him two inches taller than Cloud, Shulk, and Link . . . so he could use one of them doing a single jump to see what he could feasibly jump to.
Coney is taller than I thought and Shulk, Cloud and Link are shorter than I thought.
@PALMA06 Yeah, a lot of characters from Japan cluster around 5'7" unless they're specifically supposed to be tall/short. Luigi, for instance, is also 5'7".
but they're all like mega strong
Coney is also far less athletically capable than Shulk and Cloud.
@@obviouslyanonymous Shulk is an engineer who sits around all day and barely eats, before he goes on his vengeance adventure.
apparently nobody has played on Great Bay and looked at the background before, the giants stop the moon from falling so its totally safe
8:35 Coney, THREE DAYS.
THREE DAYS Coney, THREE DAYS.
The giants catch the moon before the impact, presumably that means you get spooked but survive
@@redblueandgrayyes but then time resets so hes stuck forever
Oh my god. Bro'd be living in Groundhog Day, never reaching the end of his week's stay. 💀
XenoBlade fan here. Gaur Plain is a bit different in the actual game, as the Smash stage is based off of inaccessible cliffs in the background. Most of the area is actually just a big grassy plain, so the terrain is much less treacherous. Even better, Metal Face never even shows up there in-game! You would however die to wildlife. Hope this helps :)
13:24 Captain Falcon is a professional mercenary, if you pay him, he'd probably save you.
11:45 😂😂😂
“Are you paper or are you flesh” (5 seconds of silence and plinky ploinky music)
Coney would not survive termina Bay, he forgets the moon is falling.
Coney I think you are misunderstanding the scale of the pikmin stages
Coney I think you are misunderstanding the scale of the kirby stages
Dream Land: Even though I'm definitely bottom-tier in strength in the Kirby world (Whispy Woods would definitely kick my ass), Dream Land sounds fun to live in! Although the world-ending dark gods show up every other week.
Delfino Plaza: Time for a beach getaway vacation.
Luigi's Mansion: Downside is the place is haunted. Upside is I get to hang out with Luigi, and that's a win in my book.
10:25 holup
3:17 coney you can go to the foreground platform to dodge the tornado and still climb back up from there, maybe even break one of the windows open with your feet while hanging
The first place in the Paper Mario stage is based on Sticker Star, so you may be able to find the Turkey, Soda, Shaved Ice, and Cake Things, which are all MASSIVE if you are roughly the size of Paper Mario.
Coney is my favorite streamer cause no one is doing it like him. No one else is discussing what smash stages they could survive and made it a tier list
Would Coney not be larger than most of the shit on distant planet, since Olimar has to be scaled up?
actual peak content
i love competitive bullshitting in the spirit of good fun, especially as a collaborative effort
and this is the apex
Honestly, I think staying in Moray towers would be pleasant. Humans are dead in splatoon, you wouldn't even be a celebrity, you'd be like a unicorn.
For Gaur Plains (Xenoblade), you can live that if Shulk and his friends decide to help you (they would)
but you'd probably have to pay them with something because it would count as a quest
Splatoon stage: It'd be like going to Tokyo for a week. Survive, but unpleasant.
Persona stage: I get on the bus and am in Tokyo for a week, that'd be pleasant survival.
Coney logic should be studied in universities.
Coney saying "isekai'd" feels so cursed.
“This is like a vacation” wait till he hears about the moon
Nah you could live gaur plains, there are a lot of monsters but if you avoid triggering a fight, which is possible, you can ask for refuge in one of the nearby colonies, and as long as there are not big mechon attacks within the week you could definitely survive there... not pleasant tho...
I only played Xenoblade 2 but trying to walk around those fields without trigging a monster attack was a freakin stealth mission i would Not Survive That
Hell Rex didnt survive that a lot either had a freakin level 99 something right outside the first town that had claws that could jrpg hit me from like 15 feet away from where they swung
Its like making a smash bros travel brochure. Eagleland is lovely but anywhere from Metroid is fucking instant death and Star Fox stages might kill you through racial descrimination
Coney! Never say isekai ever again and my soul is yours!
I am part of the 6% that could survive the Garuda stage.
19:17 pikmin and bolborbs are microscopic creatures, you walk back out of the park trail you're on
I would assume Coney would be scaled down like the smash fighters. Also, bulborbs are like the size of a frog, not microscopic.
28:35 her problem is that humanity exists, so Coney is super dead
Coney is in a league of his own in regards to entertainment. Nobody else is quite as entertainingly silly as he is.
First few seconds confirms Coney watches anime
nah, he's that meme of 'learning about other cultures so I can be more accurately racist online' lol
Need a stream now where Coney cosplays in a tiger skin loincloth and war paint, tiering which Smash characters he could eat and how they'd taste
So who’s going to tell Coney that Termina and its inhabitants do not survive the full week?
Might be insane to say, I'd say Dracula's castle is survivable. If the Castlevania TV show is used as proof, Dracula seems like a very "don't fuck with me and I won't fuck with you" kinda guy.
Coney underballs the length the human body can survive without food.
Hearing the phrase, "coney, You're a green unit" actually made me laugh. That was so fucking funny
Just eat the Stage. eat air, eat rocks, eat wind, eat paper, eat dirt, eat wood, eat hats, eat poison, eat angels, eat leafs, eat doors, eat the tornado, eat my Imagination, eat fruit, eat shy guys, eat clouds, eat the Concept of Existence, eat the Fourth Wall
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Hang on, a *week* in Great Bay? Doesn't the world end in 3 days?
nah in the background the giants push the moon back into olace during a match
what im sayin' even worse - time will loop as well, even if you might not know.
worse than hell tier
That intro killed me 💀
I don’t know how coney manages to squeeze and hr out of goofy bs content and I still watch it every time😂
Was not expecting to see Coney's first time reaction to the Reset Bomb lol
I think Coney could survive the distant planet stage, or at least for a while, you don’t need a whistle to have pikmin it’s just more convenient for sending out and calling back pikmin but they follow you if you brush shoulders with them or something
Sees Coney make an oddly specific tier for the first stage
"This end result is gonna have 20 tiers isn't it?"
Fun fack due to the ice caps being nuked in splatoon after World War 5, there would be a disease coney dies of or something with the water because they do talk about taking showers.
Editing on this video is really good.
My pov with coney videos is “this vjdek looks stupid, i don’t care about it, but im gonna watch it anyway cause he might have some funny stories or something”
You can organize the Hanenbow leaves to make pleasant tunes or rhythmic water drops.
The Hanenbow are plankton, but they might not have any nutritional value. They live in an "Electronic Sea."
Ok but could you survive Poké floats