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  • Опубликовано: 25 янв 2025

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  • @Rey-vm9it
    @Rey-vm9it Месяц назад +2325

    guns in minecraft: adult content.
    me slaughtering a village with a sword made out of materials from hell and enchanted with the power of all gods: this is fine.

    • @araamahasla555
      @araamahasla555 Месяц назад +51

      "What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women." Mojang, probably.

    • @goofyahhindividual3
      @goofyahhindividual3 Месяц назад +31

      its astounding how idiotic mojang has become compared to how they were in 2013/2013/2015

    • @n.d.n.e1805
      @n.d.n.e1805 Месяц назад +5

      Technically, they never enforced that, and even on Kein's own Discord server, he said Mojang made an exception for his server. And not a single gun server was taken down, so it was never enforced.

    • @monkemode8128
      @monkemode8128 Месяц назад

      ​​@@n.d.n.e1805But you can how this damages them, right? Servers and investors will find it harder to justify putting money into this kind of content. For example, paying devs to make new game modes or mods which could be banned within a year.

    • @GhostGaming-tt9tu
      @GhostGaming-tt9tu Месяц назад +9

      dont forget the terrorism aka creepers and bows and crossbows that shoot at things, arson, slavery and the sheep in a boat with an end rod behind it.

  • @infinitivez
    @infinitivez Месяц назад +164

    Maybe I'm a fool, but I donated. At the VERY least, I want them forced to notify people of changes to the EULA, and remove the clause that forces US to periodically check a website. There's NO reason that updates to the EULA can't be shoved through a client update screen, or via our registered emails.

  • @Notjo6200
    @Notjo6200 Месяц назад +8521

    So we’ve evolved from slop to slightly higher quality slop

    • @atch300
      @atch300 Месяц назад +353

      The slop has a few extra carrots

    • @badlyrosenthal5149
      @badlyrosenthal5149 Месяц назад +143

      What do you WANT Pyro to produce daily lmao? Like what do you EXPECT from him?

    • @controlzy5247
      @controlzy5247 Месяц назад +55

      thats exactly what he said he was gonna do though

    • @wealthybone2990
      @wealthybone2990 Месяц назад +21

      I'm glad we did it

    • @STOPPEDINCOLORADO
      @STOPPEDINCOLORADO Месяц назад +63

      From slop to kibble.

  • @chopeisback
    @chopeisback Месяц назад +163

    how you managed to stretch this 3 minute news to 30 minutes is really a work of art

    • @TheImbeseal
      @TheImbeseal Месяц назад +9

      couldn't have said it better

    • @Monkeytheforth
      @Monkeytheforth Месяц назад +5

      i was gonna say something else but for my own safety I cannot :) (it involves pyro)

    • @dipflop5530
      @dipflop5530 17 дней назад

      You funny patootie 😊​@Monkeytheforth

  • @TJThePerson
    @TJThePerson Месяц назад +1790

    I actually quite like this slop format- feels less sloppy and more ASOT slop hybrid, pretty entertaining

    • @literallyjustaglassofmilk3609
      @literallyjustaglassofmilk3609 Месяц назад +82

      Aslop

    • @stefanalexandruiordache2845
      @stefanalexandruiordache2845 Месяц назад +9

      No? This is more slop than before, from 14-16 minute video to a 30 minute video on a topic that takes 1 minute or less to explain.

    • @bruhgang6862
      @bruhgang6862 Месяц назад +8

      @stefanalexandruiordache2845Exactly… it’s the oompaville formula

    • @deccyhuh
      @deccyhuh Месяц назад +7

      He's also talking about more interesting topics rather than Lunchly, Hawk Tuah and the 15th World of T-shirts video.

    • @deccyhuh
      @deccyhuh Месяц назад +6

      ​@stefanalexandruiordache2845 it's not just about explaining the topic, you have to add some entertainment and flavour into it

  • @SagaEf
    @SagaEf Месяц назад +22

    Minecraft doesn’t die because it has become a medium.
    I come back to it day after day because I like creating things, not because I can’t get enough of Mojang’s version of Minecraft.

  • @SuzumaMizumi
    @SuzumaMizumi Месяц назад +1023

    ok, to give credit where it's due, he is making slightly higher quality content WHILE talking about a situation that actually needs attention and isn't just dumb garbage "drama".
    please continue to level up your game pyro

    • @stefanalexandruiordache2845
      @stefanalexandruiordache2845 Месяц назад +17

      it still is a 30 minute video on a topic that can be explained in 1 minute, it is nowhere near asot level,

    • @SuzumaMizumi
      @SuzumaMizumi Месяц назад +5

      @stefanalexandruiordache2845 i was simply saying it is definitely better than what he was doing before

    • @juniorloch4269
      @juniorloch4269 Месяц назад +21

      @stefanalexandruiordache2845 you people treat asot like it was the holy grail of content, while it was nothing more than a compilation of daily slop done weekly

    • @CivicRadar
      @CivicRadar Месяц назад

      ​@stefanalexandruiordache2845 obviously he needs funding in his main videos that take money and a lot of time, if he doesn't do "slop" content he wouldn't be able to make his main channel content

    • @devinreed5725
      @devinreed5725 Месяц назад

      Yea I'm 1 min in and already bored.

  • @Dusty_Sparrow
    @Dusty_Sparrow Месяц назад +193

    If I recall correctly, Nintendo stated in an article somewhere that they don't drop the prices of games because they want people to play their games, instead of waiting for a sale that may or may not come. their methodology seems to be that if there are no sales, people will just buy their games immediately.
    Its stupid and I hate it, but the glazers keep paying them.💦

    • @icaughtalopunny
      @icaughtalopunny Месяц назад +7

      Some games did drop in price during this Black Friday, which I think was only Breath of the Wild and 1 other game, but it went from 60 down to 45 which is alright, but physical copies of BotW are already sold for 45 all year-round. It’s honestly more worth buying physical copies of Nintendo-owned IP’s and then buy ports digitally since those do go on sale in the e-shop

    • @timohara7717
      @timohara7717 Месяц назад

      They messed up with the dollar for Yoshi deal

    • @Pix3lBloom
      @Pix3lBloom Месяц назад +1

      yes we do

    • @advance64bro
      @advance64bro Месяц назад

      It’s probably because people would be pretty angry If they got a game for full price and then later it has gotten lower. Nintendo makes great games, but somewhat stupid decisions

    • @advance64bro
      @advance64bro Месяц назад

      Also don’t harass Nintendo fans

  • @MellyNellymic
    @MellyNellymic Месяц назад +3345

    The slop does NOT thicken😭🙏‼

  • @Mayface
    @Mayface Месяц назад +80

    More kids use firearms safely every day than lines of code are written for minecraft in a year.

  • @AshaXD
    @AshaXD Месяц назад +443

    i love the last 8 minutes of the exact same footage we just watched being ripped directly from his live stream.

    • @sheeplop
      @sheeplop Месяц назад +56

      fr i thought i was tweaking

    • @sil_lil
      @sil_lil Месяц назад +15

      he pulled a penguinz0 lol

  • @apokolai
    @apokolai Месяц назад +10

    adding the edits to the slop is like jingling keys in front of a toddler and distracting them from the fact that they are indeed eating slop

    • @CivicRadar
      @CivicRadar Месяц назад

      What do you want him to do?

  • @Kurai1
    @Kurai1 Месяц назад +695

    7:07 Nintendo said they don't lower game prices because they want to be fair with their pricing for people who buy the game X amount of time after release and you wouldn't have to worry about any sudden price drops. The real reason is because they want money but have no understanding of how much more money price drops actually earn.

    • @behemoth-g6k
      @behemoth-g6k Месяц назад +62

      Steam will let you refund a game just to buy it when discounts come around.
      Ex you buy diablo for $60 then next week its $5 you can refund the $55 to get the discount.

    • @TheAbsol7448
      @TheAbsol7448 Месяц назад

      ​@@behemoth-g6kI did this with Cyberpunk. I bought it full price only for it to be half off the next day. Valve letting me do this is why I use their service so heavily.

    • @trey6555
      @trey6555 Месяц назад

      Even if you have 2+ hours?​@@behemoth-g6k

    • @russfno7054
      @russfno7054 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@behemoth-g6khow do you do it ? And is there a time limit ?(ex : you buy a game 70€ then 1 year later its at 40€)

    • @screedo989
      @screedo989 Месяц назад

      @@russfno7054 2 weeks, and 2 played hours is the max u can ask a refund for. And u can request a refund on steam support

  • @Galaxy-o2e
    @Galaxy-o2e Месяц назад +18

    8:55
    It should be noted that the only reason Roblox allow mature content is because Roblox is too lazy to moderate the platform

    • @sabrinaleedance
      @sabrinaleedance Месяц назад

      I was gonna say, I'm pretty sure it's just bc they dgaf😂

  • @furryfemboylover
    @furryfemboylover Месяц назад +2100

    Your hair is actually pretty cute pyro, it's less shit than usual

    • @Ralsia
      @Ralsia Месяц назад +176

      W username

    • @jakedebarr9675
      @jakedebarr9675 Месяц назад +199

      Great comment, furryfemboylover

    • @the-experiment
      @the-experiment Месяц назад +37

      Because it shows his forehead more which shows some confidence rather than being hidden

    • @FlushedRay
      @FlushedRay Месяц назад

      im glad you feel this way furryfemboylover

    • @troygoom2251
      @troygoom2251 Месяц назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @TheCooLuke
    @TheCooLuke Месяц назад +7

    i like how it's both a high quality slop video but also a reaction video at the same time, that's pretty awesome sauce

  • @ToastieToaster01
    @ToastieToaster01 Месяц назад +554

    The Minecraft situation is truly insane/CRAZY

    • @VlRUSOFFICIAL
      @VlRUSOFFICIAL Месяц назад +3

      you know what else is crazy

    • @Aaokke0
      @Aaokke0 Месяц назад +14

      @@VlRUSOFFICIAL crazy? i was crazy once they locked me in a room, a rubber room a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy

    • @Nothigh.
      @Nothigh. Месяц назад

      @@VlRUSOFFICIALSIR THIS IS A NO-BREEDING ZONE! STOP! ✋

    • @VlRUSOFFICIAL
      @VlRUSOFFICIAL Месяц назад

      @Nothigh. humps*

    • @andrejdrvo
      @andrejdrvo Месяц назад +2

      @@VlRUSOFFICIAL THE LOW TAPER MEME IS IS STILL.. MASSIVE

  • @gdawgmainguy17
    @gdawgmainguy17 Месяц назад +63

    16:03 Thay's wrong, Pyro. Mojang doesn't produce anything for the Swedish economy. They're a private business, cmon. The reason it's comedically difficult to sue them is because all lawyers and court cases are expensive, taking well over a couple of months to even a couple years to go over everything, and the methods the Swedish Government provide representation in court for people who aren't rich have been poorly maintained. Lawyers won't take the case, not because Mojang actually did anything, but because the guy sueing them can't afford to pay for a lawyer for well over a year or so.

    • @coqpit69
      @coqpit69 Месяц назад

      Yeah but Mojang does bussiness in Sweden no? Doesn't that mean they pay taxes in Sweden?

    • @chateauprepus
      @chateauprepus Месяц назад +5

      Obviously a private company based in Sweden still produces a lot of value to the country they're in. Because of all the taxes we pay here in Europe, and the jobs they help create in the country, which are all taxed each month as well. They also stimulate the economy in many more indirect ways. So yeah anyways it's pretty safe to bet a multimillion company being based in Sweden is important to the local economy

    • @gdawgmainguy17
      @gdawgmainguy17 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@chateauprepus Not as important as manufacturing things such as steel and electronics, which is an industry contributing 20% of Sweden's entire revenue. Also, Mojang has a combined work force of 600 people, not seeing how that many jobs has helped stimulate an economic population of 10 million. Although the gaming industry in general is around 6%, I doubt whatever Mojang is pulling in is enough to make them pull strings with the Government and make them immune to prosecution.

    • @d4s0n282
      @d4s0n282 Месяц назад +1

      I mean the internet has paid for it now ....

    • @gdawgmainguy17
      @gdawgmainguy17 29 дней назад

      ​@@d4s0n282 Hate to be a downer, but what the Internet pulled in was just barely enough to be a non-zero chance of winning, and that's if Mojang doesn't do the usual tactic of burying homeboy's lawyers in a massive amount of paperwork, stretching the time and burning more money.

  • @Oreganoed
    @Oreganoed Месяц назад +769

    The slop thickens

  • @g2jxGhF5G8z1gL7S
    @g2jxGhF5G8z1gL7S Месяц назад +12

    18:50 I only know one person who reads every TOA like you're suggesting, and I think it's a good habit for people to start getting into TODAY because it's only going to get worse. I'm impressed that you're pitching the idea of reading every word. Kudos.

  • @othersideguy16
    @othersideguy16 Месяц назад +210

    man I didn't expect to see a Gamechap and Bertie reference, I miss being a kid in 2011-12 watching their mod showcase videos when they were in their prime

    • @nman551
      @nman551 Месяц назад +13

      I remember when they started adding anime women in…not sure why that happened

    • @salt_factory7566
      @salt_factory7566 Месяц назад +3

      Were they the ones who made the clay soldiers tournament ruleset?

    • @nman551
      @nman551 Месяц назад

      @@salt_factory7566 no idea

    • @Thisisnotreal642
      @Thisisnotreal642 Месяц назад +2

      @@nman551It all started going downhill immediately after that point 😭

    • @quantumphysics7008
      @quantumphysics7008 Месяц назад

      i remember when they inexplicably pivoted to just doing boobs mods and screaming about boobs all the time and nothing else. it was.. .weird.
      i know they eventually got canceled for something unrelated but for the life of me i can't recall what. i had long since stopped watching them because of all the inexplicable titties by that point anyway.

  • @Glorya69
    @Glorya69 Месяц назад +4

    14:31 pyro talking about sweden and showing a polish burger ad is crazy work

  • @wesleyward5901
    @wesleyward5901 Месяц назад +675

    This is why we need to build a time machine. Not to prevent wars, but to stop Notch from selling Minecraft to Microsoft.

    • @_averageenjoyer_
      @_averageenjoyer_ Месяц назад +110

      Stop the minecraft comunity from harrasing him over minor things to the point he sells it, cause videogame peeople think they know more about games than the people who developed them and once again decided to act like a bag of dicks

    • @erwinrommel7033
      @erwinrommel7033 Месяц назад +25

      they were still kind of shitty before microsoft.
      just look at what happened with bukkit.
      new mojang is still worse than old mojang though

    • @dpgwalter
      @dpgwalter Месяц назад +65

      @@_averageenjoyer_ I’ve always seen a lot of parallels between Notch and George Lucas. Incredibly talented artists in their respective media for which they created some of the most influential works of all time, both ultimately deciding the insane public scrutiny was no longer worth to protect their idea. While both IPs are still alive neither is anywhere near where it could be (though admittedly Minecraft is in a fantastic place compared to Star Wars).

    • @papajohn5279
      @papajohn5279 Месяц назад +71

      It just needed a better buyer. Notch has never been a good guy, ever. It's purely nostalgic patriotism towards someone who was built out of stone on a map where you threw a diamond down a well. Notch adoration is worse than Microsoft adoration.

    • @DuetMBB
      @DuetMBB Месяц назад +15

      @@papajohn5279 truth nuke

  • @deltabeee55089
    @deltabeee55089 23 дня назад +2

    Robux are only earned via real world money. V-Bucks can be earned slowly through the free pass, about 300 per season (sometimes more, sometimes less). Thus, Robux gambling should qualify as real gambling 👍

  • @HuneyMusterd
    @HuneyMusterd Месяц назад +38

    Every minecraft documentary video when it starts: "Minecraft is a block game made my Mojang Studios"

  • @ggspooks7915
    @ggspooks7915 Месяц назад +29

    Video starts at 22:15

    • @Pencilsss
      @Pencilsss Месяц назад

      fucking hell

    • @Key-Knight87
      @Key-Knight87 Месяц назад +1

      Very funny 😐

    • @Pencilsss
      @Pencilsss Месяц назад +1

      @Key-Knight87 not really wrong tho💀

  • @Spade_FoxDerg
    @Spade_FoxDerg Месяц назад +49

    American here, "no lawsuit" terms are not enforceable by law but arbitration which is HEAVILY in favor of the company is

    • @7858ben
      @7858ben Месяц назад +4

      Non-big-individual here, shush please and thank you

    • @Spade_FoxDerg
      @Spade_FoxDerg Месяц назад

      @7858ben non-big? Wtf you mean by that? And if this is another joke about America being fat, I have fucking twig arms, that America is mostly fat thing is BS.

    • @d4s0n282
      @d4s0n282 Месяц назад

      and this is not in europe

  • @cyrifikuse
    @cyrifikuse Месяц назад +2

    Thank you Pyro for letting me know that minecraft has been finished.

  • @Osakas_Last_Braincell
    @Osakas_Last_Braincell Месяц назад +183

    I actually enjoy the current slop. Actually good content and not just money grabbing. Love you big fatty fox man. The slop situation is crazy.

    • @osakahomagad
      @osakahomagad Месяц назад +14

      u look familiar

    • @erwinrommel7033
      @erwinrommel7033 Месяц назад

      @@osakahomagad hijab version when

    • @KopaczDziur
      @KopaczDziur Месяц назад +4

      America Ya!

    • @Taxes01
      @Taxes01 Месяц назад +6

      throwing slop on every video makes pyro seem the antithesis of thought out content, when in reality so many other creators do so much less and get away with the bare minimum

    • @icaughtalopunny
      @icaughtalopunny Месяц назад +1

      @Taxes01exactly, we’ve got decent slop here compared to the smelly, rotten, mush with flies hovering over slop made by someone like sniperwolf

  • @LemarSullivan
    @LemarSullivan Месяц назад +3

    22:10 for those wondering: snus is an... item meant to be an alternitive to smoking

  • @Rambo-f6m
    @Rambo-f6m Месяц назад +59

    0:58 Bro is in FEAR of what he and his friends have created

    • @Karl_guy
      @Karl_guy Месяц назад +9

      You could say...he has Cry of Fear

    • @Rambo-f6m
      @Rambo-f6m Месяц назад +2

      @Karl_guy Ah, Ah! He said it!

    • @genericgamingchannel9378
      @genericgamingchannel9378 Месяц назад +4

      Oppenheimer watching the first test of the atomic bomb

  • @MaoRatto
    @MaoRatto Месяц назад +1

    1:40 As someone learning Swedish. Swedish represents its vowels. Pretty easily with... a, ä, å, o, ö, i, u, y, and e. Double consonants mean the vowel has been shortened, long vowels are SINGLE LETTERS. Simple, but effective, but there are exceptions to loanwords like ananas. Most words with a silen letter... G, L, D + J typically the first consonant is silent. Swedish's front vowels regardless of roundness soften K into a fricative, G becomes J. Like Gå to Gick...

  • @Overlordgaming1208
    @Overlordgaming1208 Месяц назад +1494

    And the slop man himself, straightened his tie, looked out upon the fat inflated piggies, threw open his hands and said:
    "AND THE SLOP SHALL FLOW!"
    And the slop flowed indeed, and his piggies rejoiced, before consuming the slop. And thus, his many, many piggies were satisfied.
    (Dont wanna hate on pyro. Ive been actually enjoying the quality content. Keep up the good work, and im looking forwards to the next ASOT/main channel vid)

    • @Pathfinder576
      @Pathfinder576 Месяц назад

      NO JOIN THE REST U.S.ARMED FORCES

    • @Pathfinder576
      @Pathfinder576 Месяц назад +4

      ONLY ARMY

    • @Slopleech
      @Slopleech Месяц назад +15

      What quality content? The slop didn’t change at all

    • @Someone-sk8cg
      @Someone-sk8cg Месяц назад +4

      (wanna hate on pyro)

    • @Overlordgaming1208
      @Overlordgaming1208 Месяц назад +1

      @@Slopleech ASOT, Mr slop consumer. ASOT

  • @alextaplin7354
    @alextaplin7354 Месяц назад +2

    I don't see the distinguishing ethical difference between firearms and swords & bows, one is just more current and efficient. Especially since the game has explosives, poison and incendiary weapons which are much more brutal in real life. It's about how graphic the damage is.

    • @furociousarts
      @furociousarts 24 дня назад

      Exactly. They could allow the guns but no heavy graphic content.

  • @catherineobrien9992
    @catherineobrien9992 Месяц назад +192

    Slopcraft situation is crazy

    • @redeveer6647
      @redeveer6647 Месяц назад +3

      Not funny didn't laugh

    • @LeftInStone
      @LeftInStone Месяц назад

      ​@@redeveer6647 funny, laughed (what joke are we talking about)

  • @quasf
    @quasf Месяц назад +1

    10:00 Most productive day at Mojang

  • @RaxoFilms
    @RaxoFilms Месяц назад +39

    Mojang when their yearly quota is almost up and they are forced to add a single mob that doesnt do anything

  • @SenseiLikesMint
    @SenseiLikesMint Месяц назад +2

    Shadow of Israphel not getting an ending was a crime

  • @22locor
    @22locor Месяц назад +61

    Who didn't see this coming from a mile away? Microsoft played it smart and waited to start mega-corping the game, stuffing it and its EULA with tons of unnecessary restrictions and bloat. It's been downplayed so hard for so long.

    • @timohara7717
      @timohara7717 Месяц назад

      Its becuse plenty of people see mojang making updates as truky dispicable, such as emperorpenguin1217. I asked him why he doesnt care about mojangsnissues ... And reponded with saying he does because he critisises the uodates... Proving my point

    • @fonblOI
      @fonblOI 21 день назад

      This stupid assertion. Microsoft is not "stuffing it and its EULA with tons of unnecessary restrictions and bloat." What Microsoft is actually doing is adding the precision and clarity that legal documents require. Just because a EULA is short doesn’t make it any more lenient, and simply adding clarification to vague clauses doesn't automatically make it bad. On the contrary, it's a responsible step for any corporation to draw clear lines rather than leave players to trip over vague terms, which can only lead to confusion and potential legal issues. if you want to see what "mega-corping" looks like, just compare Microsoft's EULA to Roblox's-when it comes to consumer friendliness, Microsoft comes out looking like a saint.

    • @22locor
      @22locor 18 дней назад

      @@fonblOI TLDR, but you're wrong.

    • @fonblOI
      @fonblOI 18 дней назад

      @@22locor Which part am I wrong on? You didn't even address the first sentence.

  • @purplefrog27_
    @purplefrog27_ Месяц назад +4

    Waiting for him to reference better call Saul

  • @Vplayer-zy3lb
    @Vplayer-zy3lb Месяц назад +49

    14:31 RAAAAH POLAND KINDA MENTIONED

    • @EgalitarianDemocrat
      @EgalitarianDemocrat Месяц назад +13

      🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱 POLAND MENTIONED!1!1!1 WTF IS A NUCLEAR REACTOR!1!1!1!1!1

    • @r3tsuki
      @r3tsuki Месяц назад

      SZUKALAM TEGO KOM

    • @thetechcorner7204
      @thetechcorner7204 Месяц назад +2

      I will remove your Max burgers privileges

    • @Vplayer-zy3lb
      @Vplayer-zy3lb Месяц назад

      @@thetechcorner7204 what crimes have i commit to deserve Such punishment?

    • @nahitswerslas
      @nahitswerslas 23 дня назад

      1:0 poland

  • @atodeblue
    @atodeblue Месяц назад +1

    y’know it’s funny that sweden is very against gambling, yet 70% of ads swedes get on youtube are swedish gambling sites. it’s honestly infuriating how many different casino and betting sites i’ve heard of at this point

  • @sonicobg1
    @sonicobg1 Месяц назад +44

    5:20 "determing"

  • @Faz10do987
    @Faz10do987 Месяц назад +2

    “Mystery in Mojang office” gee mojang I wander what it could be *Glares at Lawsuit Letter*

  • @BrettonianKnight
    @BrettonianKnight Месяц назад +73

    Original Title: Minecraft Is Finished

  • @J0XIN_YT
    @J0XIN_YT 28 дней назад

    I love the part about gambling because although in the base game of Minecraft you don't have to spend money there is still a sort of gambling system. You collect keys in trials and use them for a chance to get rare items.
    Is this not just a form of gambling?

  • @furry_studier3097
    @furry_studier3097 Месяц назад +49

    3 views in 30 seconds, pyro channel is growing ❤❤

    • @Civisia
      @Civisia Месяц назад +7

      it's inflating ❤️

    • @Toogit-c8e
      @Toogit-c8e Месяц назад +2

      @@Civisia Like his commissions ❤️

    • @spoono
      @spoono Месяц назад +1

      its gaining weight

  • @bbq_pigeon
    @bbq_pigeon Месяц назад +30

    1:19 shoe jumpscare

    • @Lockmahn
      @Lockmahn Месяц назад

      I had no idea about pyro's... "type" until about three days ago and I wish you could unsee things.

    • @aihtrvfuh498
      @aihtrvfuh498 Месяц назад

      He is never going to beat the allegations

    • @FinnRaynor
      @FinnRaynor Месяц назад

      @Lockmahn he also prayed on minors⛏

    • @SharkyFrisky
      @SharkyFrisky Месяц назад

      MY EYES CAN NEVER UNSEE THINGS AGAIN

    • @VitTheVicious
      @VitTheVicious Месяц назад

      Btw who the hell is that guy that shows up? I don't get it, please explain :(

  • @CosmoSimpDragon
    @CosmoSimpDragon Месяц назад +13

    mojangs in the thick of it

  • @thelegalmexican9860
    @thelegalmexican9860 Месяц назад +149

    woah cant wait for the Minecraft inflation

  • @TheBoss0110101001
    @TheBoss0110101001 Месяц назад +1

    "The lawyers that I'll have to pay for years and will charge me lots of money are telling me I'll win. And that I should go for it."

  • @scramblerbricks7293
    @scramblerbricks7293 Месяц назад +17

    We've gone from slop to stew
    Still the same thing but a more pleasant name

  • @dough-pizza
    @dough-pizza Месяц назад

    I've brain rot to the extent that my brain implicitly brings the 4k UHD picture of Saul Goodman to the forefront each time the word "lawyer" is mentioned

  • @zoro4661WasTaken
    @zoro4661WasTaken Месяц назад +10

    I just wanna shout out Pyro's editors these last few videos, they're doing good

  • @Lousfw
    @Lousfw Месяц назад +1

    Off topic but I love that in the first minute of this video you used Spongebob Battle For Bikini Bottom music in the background, It's the song from Jellyfish fields!

  • @Motif054
    @Motif054 Месяц назад +10

    Damn you missed a whole like 10 years between Yogscast and Pewdiepie playing the game mannnnn

  • @meowlid_
    @meowlid_ Месяц назад +3

    i would like to talk to the editor who keeps using sonic music real quick
    thank you you're my favourite

  • @wealthybone2990
    @wealthybone2990 Месяц назад +22

    Honestly this is big and kinda needed. Also Pyro woth that peasant hair

  • @toadenjoyer
    @toadenjoyer 19 дней назад

    guns in minecraft: adult content.
    timeless and classics zero mod: not sued
    huh

  • @Notjo6200
    @Notjo6200 Месяц назад +79

    The Minecraft situation is insane. Laugh.

    • @batteryman3393
      @batteryman3393 Месяц назад +5

      Bro demanded it

    • @updagtagh
      @updagtagh Месяц назад +8

      Look at our little comedian

    • @Subpar1O1
      @Subpar1O1 Месяц назад +3

      Minecraft insane.
      L A U G H

    • @mike8594
      @mike8594 Месяц назад

      hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.

    • @Toogit-c8e
      @Toogit-c8e Месяц назад

      @@Notjo6200 The Minecraft situation is insane. Laugh. situation is sad

  • @Licho935
    @Licho935 Месяц назад

    The slop now has some vitamins in it, the piggies’ life expectancy has risen by a few months

  • @Raiko01
    @Raiko01 Месяц назад +6

    I remember there used to be a server on minecraft you'd go out into a map, collect loot (guns, ammo, etc), fight, and /spawn after waiting like 20 seconds. You had a few ender chests to store your shit. Tarkov would copy that concept 10 years later and nobody knows minecraft actually invented extraction shooters.
    I was on a shitty laptop so i couldnt really fight anything, so i just collected a good asf ender chest then sold it to become rich instead

    • @thatscrazy3554
      @thatscrazy3554 Месяц назад

      was it minecraft factions

    • @Raiko01
      @Raiko01 Месяц назад +2

      @@thatscrazy3554 no, that was just open world. This was literally tarkov but with a physical lobby and you could type a command to get into the island

    • @user-uc9gu5zv5l
      @user-uc9gu5zv5l Месяц назад

      Bs💀

  • @EdawDoog
    @EdawDoog Месяц назад +8

    Unironically moved to Linux 2 years ago because I hate Microsoft so much.

  • @FreddieSea
    @FreddieSea Месяц назад +42

    That’s an actual unique ‘it’s over’ thumbnail for once

    • @siduxjxhdgzhdjxhxuuxxyhgg1079
      @siduxjxhdgzhdjxhxuuxxyhgg1079 Месяц назад +7

      Its a white background with the steve from tshirts on it 😭😭

    • @Key-Knight87
      @Key-Knight87 Месяц назад +1

      Are we looking at the same thumbnail? Because I know that a lot of "it's over" thumbnails which use that same exact format.

    • @FreddieSea
      @FreddieSea Месяц назад +1

      @@Key-Knight87 name them please

    • @Key-Knight87
      @Key-Knight87 Месяц назад

      @FreddieSea literally any SpongeBob video

    • @FreddieSea
      @FreddieSea Месяц назад +1

      @ what? Please put a video I can search up with a similar thumbnail

  • @Goldey12
    @Goldey12 Месяц назад

    The worst part about crate keys on servers is that they have no real world value... if you buy a crate key and even get something good your not getting any money back

  • @saintbrush4398
    @saintbrush4398 Месяц назад +14

    Gamechap and Bertie, please save us

  • @justaemptymall
    @justaemptymall Месяц назад +1

    *Notch eating pocorn while his ex company is getting sued*

  • @souperluchs936
    @souperluchs936 Месяц назад +9

    yall have no idea how bad old slop was this is good content

  • @benwarde8568
    @benwarde8568 Месяц назад

    For a second there they really had me believing that this wasn't going to be one of those crummy car chase scenes where the car hits the fruit vendor's push cart, but then it actually was one of those crummy car chase scenes where the car hits the fruit vendor's push cart

  • @to_maks
    @to_maks Месяц назад +34

    14:30 POLAND REFERENCE???!?!?!?

  • @mechaisraphel
    @mechaisraphel Месяц назад

    >claims to be anti-slop
    >fills the piggy's trough anyway

  • @p.c8219
    @p.c8219 Месяц назад +7

    21:15 the lawyers are going to use chatgpt for sure. They are not going to read a whole manifesto created by mojang on why gambling children are good for the swedish economy.

  • @theogshaz
    @theogshaz Месяц назад +1

    I feel this is better ,cause 1 he actually presents the topic in an interesting manner and narrates on it rather then just showing vod clip of said event , so its better then before

  • @Ghostpatient
    @Ghostpatient Месяц назад +12

    Pyro has new competition in bad hairlines!

  • @vsolyomi
    @vsolyomi Месяц назад +1

    To be fair, guys in polo shirts and denim shorts might be the most terrifying thing in a court of law. Because a suit is in for the money, those nerds are out for blood...

  • @raohkenator6431
    @raohkenator6431 Месяц назад +17

    You have triggered my nostalgia by showing Gamechap and Bertie

    • @nman551
      @nman551 Месяц назад +1

      Same, they were funny

    • @bulletghost3452
      @bulletghost3452 Месяц назад +1

      This was a legendary intro, such awesome dudes who reviewed Minecraft mods.

    • @nman551
      @nman551 Месяц назад

      @@bulletghost3452 they were actually chill, I think..

    • @con5090
      @con5090 Месяц назад

      Wonder what they're up too now

  • @TAGfrost
    @TAGfrost Месяц назад +2

    The reason Minecraft didn't seem to be getting much hate, the Silent Majority. I am a Silent Quitter for the main Game, I only play modded Minecraft now maybe once every two years. If I had money, I would have helped there, I just shared the link to friends that play minecraft.
    The Silent Majority often has to be the ones to come out just to help in bad situations, we often aren't aware of problems but often unless someone brings us together. When we have a common enemy, we band together.

    • @AllaiyahWeyn
      @AllaiyahWeyn Месяц назад +1

      Silent minority. The very loud majority of players spend less than 5 hours a week on social media &'just play the game without getting involved in news or drama.

    • @fonblOI
      @fonblOI 21 день назад

      That's interesting. I’m genuinely curious-were you familiar with Minecraft's EULA before this controversy, or are you just jumping on the bandwagon because the other side is a big corporation? I apologize if my tone comes off as harsh, but I do wonder: do you actually have a solid understanding of legal principles here, or are you just reacting to the crowd?
      If you don't, it’s worth noting that what Microsoft is doing is actually adding the necessary precision and clarity that legal documents require. Just because a EULA is brief doesn't make it lenient or well crafted. Adding clarification to previously vague clauses isn’t inherently negative-quite the opposite, actually. It’s a responsible step for any corporation to clearly define terms, rather than leaving players stumbling over ambiguity. Without this clarity, all you’d get is confusion and the potential for legal headaches down the road. It’s irresponsible not to ensure everything is well-defined.
      And to actually respond to your assertion, "The reason Minecraft didn't seem to be getting much hate," it's because they are legally justified and have been for quite some time. The EULA and any changes to it are within their rights, and legally, there's nothing groundbreaking about what they're doing. The backlash comes not from legality but from a misunderstanding of how legal documents work. The fact that Minecraft wasn’t facing widespread criticism before only reinforces the idea that they’ve been operating within established legal frameworks, with clear and consistent terms, long before any controversy stirred. So, the anger now is more about the usual uproar when people feel like they're being told they can't do whatever they want-without any actual legal basis for that frustration.

  • @filip1979
    @filip1979 Месяц назад +114

    I recommend everyone to find the book titled The Elite Society's Money Manifestation, It changed my life

  • @wittbird9844
    @wittbird9844 Месяц назад

    whoever on the editing team that was the one who added megaman x6 music in the background you are GOATED.

  • @kibblezzz
    @kibblezzz Месяц назад +10

    i like the little guy on pyros shirt

  • @genericgamingchannel9378
    @genericgamingchannel9378 Месяц назад +1

    0:57 Oppenheimer watching the first test of the atomic bomb

  • @bennycaustic5102
    @bennycaustic5102 Месяц назад +14

    I think it's funny that people think Minecraft has had actual major dips in popularity. It hasn't, not really. There's always a steady player base of children, when Minecraft "comes back" that's mainly just for the older audience picking it back up and playing it again.

  • @retrobat1631
    @retrobat1631 Месяц назад +1

    Bro forgot about Carson also helping bring back Minecraft's resurgence.

  • @RacistNumeroUno
    @RacistNumeroUno Месяц назад +11

    3:32 Massive? You know what else is massive?

    • @WorseKrmaL
      @WorseKrmaL Месяц назад +2

      Pyro daddy becomes the slop.

    • @A-silly-goober
      @A-silly-goober Месяц назад

      LOW TAPER FADDDDEEEE

    • @abyssalbeats8320
      @abyssalbeats8320 Месяц назад +2

      Imagine if Pyro got a low taper fade

    • @WorseKrmaL
      @WorseKrmaL Месяц назад +7

      @@abyssalbeats8320 Worst comment this century

    • @jojiabadiano5698
      @jojiabadiano5698 Месяц назад +1

      What's with the "slop" trend? I don't understand why every video of him everyome just calls it "slop" or "the slop thickens" can someone explain it to me?

  • @thatguyconnah
    @thatguyconnah Месяц назад +1

    mojang found Pyros old minecraft videos...

  • @vaepuer2290
    @vaepuer2290 Месяц назад +5

    This guys video wouldve flopped if mojang werent so against their playerbase. Like could you imagine a yearly vote to choose what new addition there is to the game? And then they do fuck all? I think the last meaningful update was the addition of ocean monuments

    • @bloxxer_tv
      @bloxxer_tv Месяц назад +1

      I would think otherwise! They’ve had a lot of good updates since then, that actually help the game. Sadly people seem to love to hate the game because Mojang doesn’t add what people think would help the game.
      A lot of people point towards mods as “look what they can do that mojang can’t” but it’s a load of bullshit. There’s several reasons why that doesn’t make sense. There are reasons behind why the mob vote was the way it was, but nobody wants to hear it because the crab that extends your reach didn’t get added.

    • @Marsycro
      @Marsycro 29 дней назад +1

      As a Minecraft enjoyer, I’d just like to point out that your perspective, the last meaningful update being ocean monuments, is disgustingly upsettingly almost hilariously wrong. I encourage you to play more Minecraft!

    • @vaepuer2290
      @vaepuer2290 29 дней назад

      @@Marsycro been playing since beta. put down the thesaurus and talk normal thx

    • @Marsycro
      @Marsycro 29 дней назад +1

      @@vaepuer2290 sorry if I was too harsh? regardless, I just don't understand how you find the ocean monument more "meaningful," as you put it, than the overhaul they did of the entire overworlds world generation in 1.18? I just sincerely think you need to play more Minecraft, because I find your opinion very strange to say the least.

    • @vaepuer2290
      @vaepuer2290 29 дней назад

      @@Marsycro sucks for you

  • @LeafyGreenGiant
    @LeafyGreenGiant Месяц назад

    You just had to be there seeing the Yogscast for the first time back in the day. You started watching as if it was a survival series, then it quickly changes into something we the minecraft community didn't see before that moment.

  • @The_Lord_Egg
    @The_Lord_Egg Месяц назад +4

    7:39 THATS NOT MICHAEL THATS WILLIAM MICHAEL IS HIS SON
    YOU GOT FNAF LORE WRONG, BANISHED TO THE CBEAR FACILITY FOR 5000 YEARS

  • @xXxDoctorSpazoxXx
    @xXxDoctorSpazoxXx Месяц назад +1

    Lawyers be like: yeah I got this job to help with fighting unfair situations in a court of law
    Also lawyers when asked to assist in law related problem: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nah

  • @maglock1857
    @maglock1857 Месяц назад +14

    1:18 HOLY ❤

  • @m4rt_
    @m4rt_ Месяц назад

    Disney didn't rewrite the Disney+ TOS, it was in there from the start, they just tried to use the fact that they were signed up for a trial of Disney+ several years ago to say that they couldn't sue Disney.

  • @OnesmolToe
    @OnesmolToe Месяц назад +11

    It’s pronounced mojang not moyang. In old Minecraft, when it shows the mojang logo, a voice says the name as mojang and not moyang.

  • @terabyteroblox
    @terabyteroblox 18 дней назад

    breaking news jetpack joyride is in a pyrofarticle video for 1 second

  • @czokokapi
    @czokokapi Месяц назад +12

    14:30 POLAND MENTIONED RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅I LOVE POLAND POLSKA GUROM !!!11!!!!!1!11!!111!
    KURWA

    • @the_pinkerton
      @the_pinkerton Месяц назад

      Polska gurom🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱

    • @ximirux2408
      @ximirux2408 Месяц назад +1

      no jusz spokojnie tu

  • @KittenKatja
    @KittenKatja Месяц назад

    26:20 It's not illegal, but the version of the EULA applicable in court is the one the plaintiff was informed about by the Company directly.
    Since Mojang did not notify its users, Mojang has to defend itself using the old EULA.

  • @arron666
    @arron666 Месяц назад +1

    Mojang ceo found deep in caves forced to dig for diamonds after scamming fans

  • @seiffffff
    @seiffffff Месяц назад +10

    i stopped mid goon for this.

    • @thecatatonicz6
      @thecatatonicz6 Месяц назад +3

      You stopped when you clicked on??? Smh 😢

    • @TaiSai_06
      @TaiSai_06 Месяц назад +2

      Wash your hands.

    • @Ebshka
      @Ebshka Месяц назад +2

      Why would you stop 💀

    • @thecatatonicz6
      @thecatatonicz6 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@Ebshka fr, such a fake fan smh

    • @salty_fish8762
      @salty_fish8762 Месяц назад +2

      I just kept going

  • @l0nk53
    @l0nk53 Месяц назад +1

    bro said no slop and just started to upload gruel

  • @cg_plays
    @cg_plays Месяц назад +13

    3:25 pyro chudjak

    • @James-t9q
      @James-t9q 20 дней назад

      Nothing ever happens 😒

  • @yourfriendraiden
    @yourfriendraiden Месяц назад +1

    I was on acid and I saw this video already it was like 6 months to go I swear to god